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foreign you can hear me you can hear the music right oh God dude I am I'm getting on at the the last the skin of my teeth skin of my teeth skin of my teeth hello thank you ludus for the nine chest time baby hello hope you're doing well I'm anxiously seeing if I got covered from streamer Camp because a bunch of the campers got covered no and I have Taylor Swift this weekend I'll tell you what I'm going in a hazmat suit if I have to everybody and then everyone will be like oh did your 50k Taylor Swift box pay off and I'm like yeah [ __ ] because I'm the only one in it I was really just protecting myself from covid it was my covid backup Styles Max I gave the five uh tadpoles they give you the 21. for the for the record if I do go if I do get coveted and I do go to Taylor it I will quite literally be kicking everyone out of my box and I will say or I'll say like come at your own risk but I hope I don't have to uh I'm testing negative so far but I'm nervous because I don't feel super great so I don't know wow thank you guys for the subs hello hello hello wow wow wow I can't hear um notif so that's really annoying typical typical typical thank you guys for the subs summer concert was amazing I know it's been forever since I've talked to you guys perhaps you're sick from overworking that's what I think it might be but I also have gnarly brain fog so I'm like I don't know look how pale I look this is not sick fault there's lighting here and the camera is bad but whatever whine about it today yeah it's coming Jade thank you for the 18. well on my drives to the hospital I hope you're okay uh yeah brain fog is not good for chess I will say where I don't know I don't remember where I'm supposed to go um what screen do we need to be on to be put into the match I mean I've got like 10 minutes Estelle thank you for the six months simult tail think of the 16. you want winnard yeah I want two winnard I would like to win you know the colors look how creepy my eyes look the color on this camera clearly is messed up look at my eyes Sarah I think for the 17. thank you thank you thank you who are you playing I'm playing I did a thing and then I'm playing foosli which I'm a little scared if I did a thing I if I recall correctly I don't remember if I played him or Alexa Hassan's house once but I lost uh edbo Mick thank you for the five Caleb thank you for the 18. furry mule think of the 15 sleepy Emma thank you for the five new stream setup it's temporary I I've been uh listen I'm homeless right now uh Hsu Dynasty thank you the four have I watched King Queen's Gambit no what is that is that a chair on the side yeah Coots was on it but then she left me oh my gosh damn Ludwig kicked you out no okay let me clarify for anyone asking Ludwig and I are still in love we are still dating he has a studio I have our house under construction because all the boys moved out and I thought to myself you know it'd be fun redo our house so now it could feel like a home thank you um and so I've been um we've been living with remodels and all that stuff so it's just been it's been chaos um so I don't have a stream room right now I just have like a weird corner um okay they gave me the control V what trophy okay Ctrl C TRL V just make sure I'm logged in am I logged in I am logged in okay well we wait chess.com let's do some puzzles maybe huh let's do some puzzles let's do some puzzles how are the fur babies dealing with the construction they're okay um they're fine your kitchen is already perfect I want it I know I know but I had to like move everything oh my gosh Marissa hey Marissa thank you so much for uh gifting Subs to some of my campers I saw that it's very kind of you have you entered a beauty pageant uh yes I do I enter my local beauty pageants at the local dive bar once a week I figured it's a good idea um you gotta win something your voice sounds a little rough I think that comes from exhaustion because my throat doesn't hurt or anything so um do you have friendship bracelet what is with the frogen Tweet what did frogen tweet I don't know what she tweeted uh I do have friendship bracelets in my car I sadly I haven't been able to spend a lot of time with it but Maya comes over tomorrow as long as I am uh coven negative tomorrow and maybe we'll make more friendship bracelets check mod chat okay why does that have me nervous what is that that's just photoshopped right she like no someone didn't hack into my email account right scam email faking to be you foreign wow I stand by it actually frogen stop begging for money what the hell that's crazy subject line what if goes crazy yeah also me emailing someone goes crazy who would have known I don't know how to email people um Lo-Fi Animal Crossing the reason I'll be honest the reason that I think I might have coveted I keep testing negative for the record um but the reason I think I damn you have officially just lost a fan homie that was a joke if you don't know that's a joke please leave I'm happy I lost a fan if you don't know my sense of humor um the reason I think I might have covet is because my brain fog I already said this see that's how bad my brain fog is I already talked about this I like I can't think straight okay have you guys did you test negative last time too yeah I did so I like I just feel like I'm not gonna test positive but all the other people at the camp that got it they've been testing positive so I don't know also I smell so bad that has nothing to do uh it has nothing to do with maybe having covet I just smell bad I just need to shower wait actually speaking of does anyone have a good maybe I'll order it from Sephora right now does anyone have a good like deep conditioner my hair is so fried it's actually insane nobe filthy for the prime how deep my hair is fried preferably like a purple one I'm on instacart right now so you woke up like this yeah my streamer stinks Logan hello soon I think of the 24 actually this is exciting since Logan has subscribed to me just so you guys know next year we're letting 50 people into streamer Camp because every single one of them have come in here and subscribed to me uh so it's my way of getting 50 more subscribers you love my nails oh look at my nails big reputation big reputation ooh you and me we've got some big reputation ah ketu leave-in conditioner literally revived my hair filibuster Jones to give the five wait wait wait wait what was that it's not a deep conditioner just using it right after the shower it helps can too can too guys olaplex is dog [ __ ] I'll say it can too can too Strider I think of the 20. Cantu I feel like it can't be good because it sold at Walmart is that me being elitist I feel like it has to be from a stupid ass overpriced makeup store for it to be good am I wrong so my hair is thin and Frizzy as hell what did you do a couple months ago it was working dude I don't know Stark and musicals thank you Adam thank you white people happy Lilith thank you for the five honestly olive oil really were you less stressed yeah [Music] all right well I you guys have too many options I can't I don't know how to use them Mason think of the 12th wait what saved your hair Dora blonde I trust you because your name is adorablonde God damn it I'm not logged in looking snatched love that shirt is it snatched if it's pulling apart at the seams if it's clearly too small for me olaplex number three no way dude also how is the volume levels number three use before your shower all right I guess I can try it um all right let me have this Discord up what am I doing oh foreign wait we have to go to zoom oh we don't have to go to zoom I'm gonna go to zoom if you're not streaming oh I didn't have to stream what hey do you guys want to hear something crazy [Music] wait one second watch this wait that's not it uh [Music] [Music] okay this is important this is important gasp this computer's updated doesn't have Microsoft Paint what am I gonna do I'm freaking out [Music] there's no paint I need it I need Paint what do I do I should have paint I'm typing in paint am I searching the internet not the computer dude it's not in there this computer doesn't have paint control RMS paint okay Ctrl r [ __ ] control r Ms paint what does it control R do that did nothing control R control R does nothing paint 3D paint 3D what are you guys talking about I don't know what this means guys I'm upset all right I'm just gonna use Snipping Tool it has a pen wait Snipping tool is not coming up okay I clearly just don't know how to search on this computer window r window r [Music] help help [Music] I did Ms paint did I not but I can't find the Snipping Tool either [Music] something's wrong [Music] click the windows icon on the taskbar paint nothing [Music] don't type in the search bar huh Windows shift S Windows shift s ugh my whole plans ruined I'm pissed Okay window shift this is important once I get it but I need we have only three minutes now Windows shift s I snip what I need then where does it go I snipped it now it's gone bro this is dumb as hell pissed online paint I don't want this computer if it doesn't have paint on it I'm throwing it out the window foreign [Music] all right we have I have three minutes to show you this I have probably like two minutes chat are you ready if there's an ad ready I'm not a freak [Music] I'm so excited to play yes oh woohoo yeah count to Texas twice it oh I counted Texas twice so it is City so it adds up to 19 and then it ends on eight nine it's not coming out it's being announced it's not coming out [Music] when do you think she'll announce it for it I don't know I haven't done that math I think January or something I forget why it's January there's a reason do you go emo only mode yeah can we get a whine about it talking about camp with Wesley yeah I was gonna do a wine about it with me young foosly Tina and Valkyrie oh God okay uh email only mode see you guys later oh God oh God I'm stressed what [Applause] why is he rated so much higher than me he has a six pack and he's better at chest than me how am I to compete what's the point what's the point in trying but do you think he's ever seen the [ __ ] stone wall baby oh [ __ ] maybe he has it's all right I know how to counter I know how to counter be casual be casual be cool I'm having a panic attack no you can't take that I need that there okay everyone think for a second he takes this I take that but then my my lady's hanging so he got to pull my knight up early now what [ __ ] I mean it as a term of endearment if he's offended if he's not offended I mean it how it sounds and I stand by that Oh what now [ __ ] [Music] I'm still at 10 minutes [Music] okay well it's not ideal all right let me remember this am I supposed to take it with the queen or am I supposed to take it with this I'm 90 sure I'm supposed to take it with this because it fortifieds my Center so yoink foreign baby what does that feel like what does that feel like to be down a pond Alex Alex thing using his full name as a sign of disrespect [Music] um he hasn't moved this night is when I want to get panicky and move this if he moves that I'm kind of sad but it's also fine um so I'm gonna Castle and castled way before him always castling to the opposite side that's interesting I'm having anxiety attack that I'm having a heart attack I'm having a heart attack I'm gonna die we are leslers and we dance [Music] he's gonna try to attack this I could prep by going here that way if he attacks this I keep my Center strong or I could be like you know what boy chill I think I'm gonna be like boy chill because even if he does that I can respond with that later so boy chill I'm still developing chill out my queen is stuck down here though I'm so stressed I haven't played like a High effort chess game is so long I played I played squeaks when he was over at my house but he's so dog [ __ ] that didn't even count so bad okay I take here he takes I take he takes it's even but then when he takes he checks then I don't take I just take this and then I don't take when his Knight comes here and instead um okay I feel good about this I'm not gonna take with my knight I'm not gonna take with my night I'm gonna do that so then I can bring this guy here I don't know if that's smart I I'm not thinking ahead I'm just panicked okay so he worst case his Knight can go here here back up here here I'm just gonna pressure it because I'm already ahead so I'm not gonna be crazy because if he takes this that's fine because I just developed my queen more and then I'm staring at this bad boy which is free so take it take it [ __ ] that's what I wanted I wanted him to do that I wanted you to do that look at this juicy little treat for me yum oh but he can get that okay well if he doesn't take that I'll move it up here I didn't think that through I guess I suppose I didn't think that went all the way through [Music] oh wait he didn't think that one all the way through let's go baby let's go God move over Alex and Andrea a new sheriff is in town that is a female that's good at chess and it's me I kind of want to keep that up here but I need to protect what I have so I'm gonna go here with this for now but then that traps this in so it's better to uh [Laughter] what if I pressure the queen and I just try to get her off the board because that'll be in check he could take and then I go there and then I can get that I think I'm gonna do that I don't need a queen so do I do that though or do I keep it up there and because it's kind of scary up here it can kind of do some feisty things wait is there any check I can get if I could check this wait that's a nice that doesn't do anything that'd be so cool though if I could huh if I could get this Pawn right here and do this gnarly Fork but then he just takes it so I don't know how to protect that pond um I think I I think I think I want to play safe and I just want to pressure King and hopefully do a queen trade trade me Queens trade me Queens trade me Queens I'm so nervous oh I'm gonna throw up I'm gonna throw up do you think anyone thinks I'm cute right now to be honest do you think Ludwig's watching he said he said yes uh okay you trading me Queens that's just what I wanted he's playing right into my little grubby hands I just start trading I just come here I just start trading because I'm up take it take it [Music] I'm playing slow and safe [Music] take it take it take it take it take it take it okay he said no he said no actually he said I won't I won't smile okay I don't want to get too hypnotized into things I'd rather trap his I'd rather trap him I don't want him to go here because then I guess he actually doesn't have much [Music] we're just gonna pull this out for kicks and gigs let's just play the game he's probably gonna move this here which is fine [Music] just like I thought I go here he doesn't take so then I take and then he would have to take or he does take and then I take and then I'm open up here anyway to start checking so I feel good about that or I have this or I could put pressure on that but I honestly don't care if he moves because if he moves that he moves here and I'd rather him just like not get the opportunity to develop that so we're just gonna keep playing how we're playing yeah she's a threat on the whole tournament I've seen Sea Dog VA getting drunk at 7 30 in the morning I'm not impressed honestly this is my water [Music] cool as a cucumber oh that's interesting that's an interesting choice he can take this right now and then he would take that so [Music] here [Music] I feel like pretty good about this no one can stop the Stonewall um he wants to take this which I just take this anyway sure take that right okay I have so much time I should chill actually he's catching up if I take this he's going to come down and take this anyway and then I'm gonna come up here and check him to which he can move here but he can't move here or here but I'll have lost this and this guy's just gonna be a lone soldier I almost wonder if I go here and I start protecting this guy so I can March him and then I check him there I think that's what I'm gonna do uh yeah I'm doing it oh I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared Sally I'm gonna throw up [Music] [Music] do you guys like my beatboxing be honest ah he moved anyway [Music] you can't take this I'm going here because I want to do this anyway but I can there it goes I check this wait what was I thinking of doing earlier I go here because then his thing can only go up I'm just going to check him to buy some time [Music] because he cannot go here he cannot go here he cannot go here he can only go here or here so his viable options are there or there okay [Music] to which I check again so then I can uh I need to get my knight here somehow [Music] um let's just clean up actually I'm just gonna clean clean clean up time when in doubt clean up I'm nervous about time I've got to go a little faster um okay so he can't go here he could go here I think I come over here so then his only option is to take and then I take no it's not that's not his only option but whatever I go here great feel good about that I go here so then I can get that [Music] oh no oh [Music] [Music] this is interesting I should pull this over here so that I can actually attack that foreign okay I'm closing the time Gap my leg is numb [Music] this guy's this guy's got to pick up the pace man all this guy does is harass crabs and make traps that's all this guy ever does I swear I swear to God I watch his videos they're not that good they're amazing they're not that good they're not that good wait it's my turn where did he go oh that's fine oh I should have gone like this oh I should have gone like that cutie you dummy it's okay that's fine we all make mistakes everybody has those days everybody knows what what I'm talking about everybody gets that way okay don't go there because then you choke it this and then he's gonna come take this like a jerk whatever [Music] and then I come up here so then I can oh he already took it right right um hmm damn it I think I lost that Soldier that's okay I'm just gonna check to buy time I need his clock to be under mine and then I'll feel more comfortable like I can think um so he has to move his King he'll probably move him here or here [Music] I hope he moves them there so then I can oh that's fine Fork BAM [ __ ] oh wait he can just go here can he yeah okay yeah the music clearly depicted how I felt about that whatever I'm just gonna go clean up when in doubt cleanup that wasn't as cool as I thought it was gonna be feels bad man okay his time's officially undermined though so that feels good I just wouldn't like when you're not as good you just start cleaning up that's all you do oh dummy this guy's dumb as hell look who is stuck now look who's trapped Look whose Knight is trapped maybe Knight is all trapped what do you gonna do [Music] foreign [Music] I feel like a villain can't have it all I did a thing I've always said that can't have it all I gave up my six-pack for this it's true so if I take this now if I take that now brain he goes here I go here he goes here I go there he goes here I go there regardless I've already I've won it even if I lose that right it's even worth it maybe I just keep going do I sack yet no right oh you little [ __ ] wait wait I'm not smart enough actually okay wait if I go here he takes I go up yeah I get it anyway okay [Music] right [ __ ] no I don't know how to count I don't know how to count okay we're fine everything's chill I don't know how to count it's fine counting's hard I still win right [Music] no I don't wait is it a draw wait did I stalemate this oh I'm embarrassing no one told my dad oh I [ __ ] hate I did a thing I did a thing I hate you as a human and every I just hate him I hate him I actually don't like him as a person as a human I don't like him classic classic doesn't know how to count he did the thing pug he did the thing you had to move your king I thought about it that's what's crazy is I did think about it I thought about moving my king I just didn't do it that was fun analyze I only had one blender why are you guys get out of here that was so dumb you're like 90 the whole game oh is he already in a game God I played like a god until I didn't that's why I lost it all I was I was smooth sailing dude this was so dumb [Music] that was so dumb I could have had it all [Music] I just needed to move my king literally anywhere and then he would have gone here that's so dumb am I playing yet okay that was dumb as hell all right chat we call this the Karo Khan he played right in my hands that was demoralizing I don't I give up actually I don't want to play anymore what's the point [Music] size size foreign [Music] go away dude okay [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] okay I'm focused I'm not talking to you guys okay if uh so annoying he gets this for free if I do that or that for free oh shoot he's just gonna start eating me up foreign [Music] [Music] I think I'm already screwed [ __ ] he has such better positioning than me I don't know what to do with that [Music] I was staring at that [Music] oh I was thinking he was gonna do that so then I have to come here just fine because if I take that then I have a big open thing which is pretty good unless he does that I could go here oh wait why don't I go here oh because then that takes it um if I take this he takes I want to come up here I think or get this night out Night Out night goes here that goes there that doesn't do anything um because he has that Queen night out and then night out here to get this queen out of my face but if he goes here and then here [Music] I like the idea of setting this up I don't know why oh my queen is protected okay he has to move his Queen okay I like that actually because then I have this and that like do I want him to move his Queen like more scared of his Queen If It Moves his Queen just goes here oh then mine goes there yeah if he takes my queen I get this out I'm geared [Music] I'm so scared [Music] [Music] [Music] oh his [Music] if I take this and his Queen is no longer protected and so he can't take that without moving his Queen so that's essentially free right foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] still down what am I down by just a pawn which if I do this then I'm back up a pawn [Music] yeah yeah or no I can't do that yet can't do that can't really move this anywhere impressive oh that's a nice Fork actually you see that bam bam then I would have that fork in that forked I like that okay so my moves my next moves depending on what he does is either trying to set up this Fork or moving this guy if I move this guy um wait that's just a free Pawn should I just take that yeah I should right all right yeah okay um there's got to be a fork somewhere here that I'm not seeing [Music] I think I just try to go get this Fork set up damn I want to try to get this Fork over here I don't know if it's possible but I want to because then I even have this if I get those two nights there but he's gonna go here probably if he goes there then the dream is dead and oh he didn't I could still go here then he has to move where would he moved to probably just right there but then once he moves I can actually move oh wait oh no there's that I don't want to move that anyway I think I I do want this Fork because I want him to move this because him moving that gives me a higher chance of figuring out another Fork whether it's over here like a few moves there that would be ideal because then I can at least Fork that in a pond which doesn't seem like much but like you know every penny counts in this economy I've always said that now just note to self no purples I like to stay off purple squares when they have one of these guys no purples no purples no purples the purples no purples no purples no purples no purples no purples no purples no purples no purpose [Music] this is free correcto Mundo [Music] no because then this gets taken this gives me a fork but then that gets taken again [Music] I want to go here so then he takes with this so then I can just get a pawn because every penny counts in this economy like I keep saying um unless there's something I'm missing which I have some time so let's really evaluate this board foreign checks captures attacks is what they say in the industry if you're new here that is what they say I just I don't think there is unless I'm missing something I think I just want to get rid of this guy out of pure anxiety I don't like him so take me away and then I get this no [ __ ] idiot cutie God damn it you dumb [ __ ] I talked about it too oh that's it's Joker it's jover dude damn it I talked about it and everything I just did it I had so much time classic Joker damn it that sucks oh wait why don't I just go like this oh my God cutie For the Love of [ __ ] oh God damn it oh my God classic tunnel vision classic tunnel vision if I trade he trades I at least get a pawn I don't know what else to do I know you're not supposed to trade when you're down especially when you're this down but if I escape here I mean I guess I just run away but even if I run away then my escapes are bam that's not really an escape bam I mean I just Escape I know you're not supposed to trade so I guess I just Escape but then he's just gonna he's just gonna move this and like something I don't know maybe we went on time maybe he blunders I don't know maybe I get a queen maybe we hope for the for the hopeful I'm not feeling very hopeful [Music] I don't know right [Music] I don't know what to do good I don't know I just I don't know I'm tilted I've lost I've lost it dude it's Joker what's the point anymore what's the point of trying you know [Music] how's it gonna go [Music] thank you foreign [Music] I need to be able to get out of here so I've got to take this I just have to and then I need to come up here thank you [Music] [Music] interesting [Music] okay so he can't go here or here right now [Music] all right thank you so if I go here and then here he takes I take he takes okay so I just kind of want to chill then until I can get up there so we'll just climb up with our King I guess I don't know what else to do so interesting then I go here [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] what do I want to do I want to go here oh I don't oh well too late to decide now oh he's just gonna come here and that's Checkmate right right he got me oh he got me good [Music] [Music] no I still lose God damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it I thought that was so cool I'm so dumb I had to keep checking I hate him oh golly damn it so what was I supposed to do there I definitely could have gotten out of that huh person and I stand by that he was winning like there was no coming back actually [Music] yeah ever since I blundered there there was no way but there's nothing I could do to come back from that right I that was a hard-fought battle oh I wasn't supposed to do that what was I supposed to do this that was the best because then [Music] yeah but and then whatever [Music] damn feels bad feels bad man uh uh all right um okay I have to go join a zoom call I'm pissed that sucks dang it I did a thing wasn't I was scared to pop a plot so that sucks because now I've lost my I've lost my um I think I'm in losers bracket yeah I'm good for an interview I'm trying to join I don't have zoom on this computer so I have to install it installing Zoom [Music] bro [Music] I felt bad that feels bad foreign is this the right one okay so we are putting you in room one okay okay QT is gonna be here in a second QT can you hear us okay yeah yeah can you hear me QT can you hear us okay yeah yeah you can okay copy there we go can you hear me now yes ma'am we can hear you okay great okay if you're all set I'm going to uh you guys can should be able to hear each other let me double check yep okay I can hear both of you um I just talked to the producer you'll be hearing from them shortly thank you yeah I can hear you oh yeah I can hear you I don't want to hear your stupid ass voice piss me off you played well you should have you she you had me in the first game you had me oh I'm so dumb I just stopped Counting it just didn't count that was stressful though it was stressful dumb dumb game Mr thing and I reckon you're better than Papa plot though as well I don't Papa Platt was the one I was afraid of yeah I feel like you're better than him uh did y'all just hear Danny per chance yes uh uh Danny Danny Danny sorry hello hello I'm just I'm sad they got Andre I got up for a minute I know you're sad I'm sad too I'm not gonna lie I was openly rooting for Cutie sorry man Beauty it's weird I don't know this is my third POG Champs that I can't seem to win I think it's I think it's because she's an OG and I've known her for a long time and and your accent is is amazing but it wasn't enough for me I was rooting for Cutie um that's fair so I was kind of rooting for her as well for some reason shut up [ __ ] up Alex you pissed me off but also cute you told me do you remember when when we were at Hassan's you were like oh I'm hard stock 800 and if there's one thing you need to learn about me it's I always play the same opening you literally told me that so I was like all right I'm gonna look at your own thing and then I was like the same opening it's like I don't think I had the best response for it but at least I knew a little bit about it yeah yeah yeah that's fair you know what why change it if it's broken that's what I always say did you did you beat Papa Platt I beat him in one game and then he and then he beat me in the dude it's over no you're gonna be you're gonna be Papa plot we're gonna talk about it you're gonna beat him you're gonna be Papa plot and I reckon you're gonna smash foosloo pissed me off yeah blade Ludwig I agree it is it is um Hello friends hello I see you're representing the big jug Community cutie yeah yeah and not the ones that count wow maybe it depends on the bra not true [Music] oh man how disappointing yeah what are we doing here we should be live already oh yeah we're not we're coming back in 30 seconds we're just waiting for Andrea to sit back down all right Danny there's a little winner reel so you wanna you wanna recap the result I did a thing just 1.5 1.5 to 0.5 over QT Cinderella and we have both of them here for an interview so it's a little real I'm gonna try to keep my mic as keyed as possible so you hear the go coming back in 15 seconds thumbs up all good word great coming back in five four three two one Danny go we are back there is I did a thing celebrating his victory in style speaking adorable Australian accented things drinking water I think that's what they drink down there they drink they drink water not fosters anyway we're now joined like you both competitors cutie Cinderella and I did a thing Beauty I I said it when we were waiting to come back I was openly rooting for you Andrea was also openly rooting against you do you want to say anything about that how Andrea why plain well I did give I did a thing one lesson but I actually started very neutral yes and I coach The Prodigy and you won and played perfect chess and I take all credit for that but I started neutral and then everyone was like hard rooting for Cutie I was like No And you know that first game you really like wiping the floor with him and then we got that stalemate which I was saying Robert has clearly never teach un games maybe if you were my student things would have been differently [Music] that was so embarrassing all I needed to do was count and I just I hate you Alex as a person he's he's six foot tall he's got a six pack he gets to play with crabs for a living I got I got nothing but this dumbass chair his life is much better than us oh God now you win chess you piss me off is is playing in a testament the most nerve-wracking thing you've ever done I think it is yeah I I was talking to someone else about this that compare I've done a boxing match but I think this is worse I think that the fact that you have to constantly like think and not just react like at least with boxing you get hit you're hyped and it's just a reaction like having an accelerated heart helps you with chess when you start to kind of get nervous and be sweating I'm like now I can't think clearly there's nothing in my head so yeah I think I think this is worse than boxing I hate this I love it but I hate it I don't know man I think the things that are not worse and I would much rather play game of chess but it's good to know that what's on the line here for you today because you're sure showed up when you needed to thank you well you you you've basically clinched your bracket right I think so my math isn't too good am I gonna lie um but I think you have so that's the answer yeah you were at the top yeah you did seven wins you did but insane because when did you start learning chess I started training chess like three four weeks ago um but yeah I have played before um I played with Alexa my mate who was meant to be in Ludwig's chess boxing event um and it's good playing with him because he's he's much better than me he's like 1300 so I do I was playing with him quite a few times before that so I don't think I was a complete beginner like everyone thought I was so you're giving me too much credit gotcha well Judy we we know okay he started playing you you know you're a park Champs OG and I'm not just saying this because Alex was saying it I do consider you one of the favorites in your group I I honestly thought you were gonna beat Alex and I was like he's gonna she's gonna beat him now she's the favorite and she's gonna be the the best player in her bracket and I still believe you can beat Papa plot and I'll do respect and love to Leslie I think you're gonna beat fously pretty badly I'm just gonna say it so I think you have a chance here I just wanted you to know that Denny uh do not think so I can't seem to get better I don't think you understand how hard I try I I simply cannot get better maybe it's because I won't change my opening maybe it's not because of that I think you go you ghosted me when I offered you chess lessons like two years ago I chose all the wrong coaches that's why whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't you say that about this why don't you say that about Levy that's still my coach and I do plan on letting him down every time I play hahaha so Gospel Fest coached you for today um yeah two years ago no but sorry Daddy I'm sorry go ahead go ahead no I was getting I was gonna go back to Alex and just say that even though you were accidentally invited to this because Ludwig gave me the wrong name and we said your name live on a show because it was supposed to be daily dose I'm still happy you're here I'm a huge fan of the accent and go Alex into the next round what are your thoughts on being accidentally invited into a tournament you might win I thought it was amazing that's the best way I've ever been invited to anything especially because I first heard about it from Andrea who was like oh I've heard you're in POG Champs and I was like yeah and then she's like yeah yeah I think I think you're in pong Champs and then that night Ludwig sent me a message being like sorry dude I accidentally invited you to Paul Champs and I was like great this is sick but I had to find the GM you saw the tweet I had to find the DM to show him I'm like dude you show you said I did a thing was in I showed him on Discord so anyways we know that the permission but you guys did right you guys both have very recognizable voices and you do big things on YouTube so I can see how the mistake happened but let's just say that accidental invite could turn into a pogchem champion so it's a good thing it happened that's what I'm hoping but Alex great to meet you man good luck in the next round cutie I I'm Gonna Keep biasedly rooting for you and trying you wrong I'm trying to prove you wrong by you winning this if anyone wants to biasely unplug all my competitors internet I would appreciate that okay all right we'll see you both I'm not in it anymore cutie thank you I'd appreciate that bye both all right we're looking ahead we got we got xuc and Jenny see you later and then we've got you actually yeah that's right due to be back later on against Bruce Lee so that's gonna be fun yay cutie you're gonna make us proud well I'm rooting for fusely too but oh they can't hear us anymore cool all right guys well now you know the man the myth all right I'm out man it's so laggy in the in those Zoom meetings dude is X even live I just saw on his Instagram he was going to like Vegas today is he even live he is what the hell from where all right let's react now you did a great job thanks chat thank you thank you so much someone changed my title we gotta take winter POV out of it do I throw just to be in the losers bracket because I'm not going to win the winners bracket why is X at 60k and consistently doable I'm gonna react to X's stream go to the next game I go to the bathroom and leave it open I so be it we learn and we cope he's playing he's playing Ginny wait he's not in Vegas I'll play some heavy metal songs heavy battle songs bracket bracket set I'm sorry that's a Nintendo dude reference the uh oh these are cool uh but yeah so Jenny um she just started playing chess and she's she's doing great and we know that xqc is a he's an OG he's the only person to play in every POG Champs I think did he play in every single one it's actually very impressive you guys have gone in every single look um but he didn't play he didn't play POG two that's right he didn't play POG two I think um maybe this is the pogchems he finally look at that oh no he didn't play POG four Ah that's what it was okay sorry I'm getting old streamer award shout out but anyway he's [Music] he's watching I feel like he's the closest thing to The Truman Show on the internet where he just gets online and just talks about his life and just [ __ ] and it's it's honestly it just sucks you in because you're like whatever he's talking about I just want to hear about it who's in the where's the Brocket bracket I want to see the bracket Alice thank you for the 30. I want to see the bracket I don't know it's hard to view rocket classic you don't get it what what am I get we have a schedule here oh uh pogshams.gg.standings all right so if I'm in the losers bracket right now that has I don't want to be in the Winner's bracket bro I don't stand a chance in the Winner's bracket I belong in the losers bracket squeaks is going to be in the losers record for shower so everyone at three matches is done right yeah I could I could roll losers you'll be fine thanks Andre I think it's just top two of the groups losers bracket is more fun anyway I get to see probably squeaks so everyone should be at three men wait that doesn't make sense why squeaks at three but everyone else is who did he play himself he played everyone what's up the throgen Tweet guys it's not for me put one of those Twitter reports where you you report misinformation say this is not actually from cutie Cinderella I I would am I gonna get like am I gonna get like canceled for uh someone making a fraud account tenacious dealer thinking about six months so many idiots took that tweet as real dude do I need to tell frogen to delete it yeah if I if I would have emailed someone that there would be some misspellings should I yeah probably I might tell her I don't want to get [ __ ] on for that I might just ask her to delete it I don't think it's worth my time or energy to get [ __ ] on for something that's a joke that people don't get um what did she tweet yeah I'm gonna I'm just gonna ask her to delete it I don't think that's I don't even think it's funny I think it's just mean yo hi Hassan frogs I'm playing chess why is he off so early all right I asked her to delete it um hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello he's flying back to Cali oh he's coming home he's coming home he's coming home tell the world he's coming home why would I tell Alex that I use the same opening that was dumb of me okay so group a has been determined so this is the Winner's bracket of group a these two still need to play wait I thought virtual was good when did Snapchat get so good he choked I guess I just choked so what you get so I have 0.5 points oh God have these two played did they play earlier yeah it's definitely outdated wait Levy is virtual's person and be chaos they give the five I appreciate that is Jarvis Jarvis Johnson yeah I always see Jarvis places I've never checked out his stuff though what does he do on YouTube Taylor Swift music is so boring okay vovi just out yourself to have bad taste commentary oh that's cool Leslie's games were funny to watch she's funny yeah I know she's funny [Music] dude frogen hasn't replied I want her to delete that co-host of sad boys I haven't seen it what the hell people are just being awful in these replies why would frogen tweet this I'm not kidding you people are being they're just attacking me for no reason [Music] this was such a bad idea someone said not her sending this when she's a streamer and has a Dye job that looks like a raccoon did it and it's like oh my God God Christ I didn't like what the hell it was such a bad idea why did you email her I didn't clearly guys it wasn't me but now all these people are like tearing me apart for it and it's like what I'm literally just enjoying my Tuesday why would frogan do that I don't know why she would tweet that it's not even funny it's just [ __ ] oh God so this is so this is so lame uh she's not replying I really wanted to delete it uh bro it was literally three people I mean it's got a lot of views and some people don't know it's not me I don't I don't get it oh apparently it's a Wednesday Can we cancel her I can't I know what is going on it's like why I'm a DMR on Discord I don't want that up I don't think that's funny [ __ ] I'm not friends with Rogan on Discord well I guess we wait uh [ __ ] I hate that um all right well let's watch the game I suppose [Music] it's a common Hassan thing to make him say fake stuff yeah but that's Hassan I'm not like in on that joke so then people are actually thinking it's real and it's like what I'm just trying to play chess it also gives whoever sent that email so much validation that's so silly just said about his opponent that was like sued I don't know if you guys were following but he was talking some mad trash with a block yeah that's oh that's gonna be the uh I get another cool check take push one mistake he's made yeah I was gonna say the one mistake he's making is he's only using his Queen he's not playing with other pieces on a Tuesday check you could still bring the Bish later mashallah cutie 's exes he's five highlights ahead of hit harder right now he's playing chess we're all playing dang it that sucks oh yeah true or mine they both [ __ ] in there no that's why I said I came back home to play these games non-exclusive [Music] my king how do you add one of those things chat how do you add a misinformation thing so we're gonna be really careful now is um since my king is lined up I don't know what to do actually she's not replying then I thought it takes hours fine I told you I was watching chess yesterday I'm like low-key a little mad that's just a bad joke to me baby watching chess and it wasn't just how how he won it wasn't just anyone it was how he won that I was like talking to he's on a different level than he has been in the past yeah don't report her I don't want you guys to report her I'm not gonna report it it's just like it's kind of a [ __ ] up joke to me it leaves she's like what whatever waiting for the dexterto article yeah the house me too right now okay okay he's playing Ginny like the wooden Shield oh pawned up into Bishop threaten and then Rook liberated Prezzo does it too yeah admittedly though the difference is that Prezzo always makes jokes like that so you know they're not true compared to like you know someone who never makes jokes about that and then they say that like one particular person made the joke uh she posts hate messages she gets out of context all the time yeah but why post one from me if she does it all the time like from me if she does it all the time I just think it's lame I think it's so lame every joke has a little bit of Truth in it I didn't send that email it's not a joke it's not it's genuinely not me I think it's a I think it's so lame astronauts thinks it's a spam email she actually got I'm sure she is I'm sure she did but now a bunch of people are being mean to me and it's just like what the hell I'm not like I didn't do anything like I'm literally just chilling like so lame dude just reply with a joke I don't want to give it more views if I reply I have half a million people that fight it's yeah it's I genuinely think it's a dangerous joke and I wish I wasn't a part of it and I did nothing to be a part of it so it's like what the hell I don't know what to do I think that's so cringe sorry I'm kind of spiraling I just like I would like to be excused from this narrative what the hell that's [ __ ] up all right whatever take becomes a check this is an xpc watch party true look we know how twitch Works buddy you see the numbers growing yeah that's how you do it content you just sit back yes it becomes there hasn't been any controversy over reacting overreacting into people's content meanwhile yeah Jenny's getting rolled X is actually surprisingly really good at chess like whenever I watch him play he's like he's pretty good it's true Okay so I feel like everyone has been what you're watching but you can't turn magnificently Shea thank you for the sub he does semi-grind it I grind it off off stream but not um wait is he no no yes I zoned out for a second check check wow it says check check first of all he doesn't have Auto Queen on it so let's note that I've seen some I think a disastrous stalemate yeah let's go let's go he's good at counting yeah he's good at Counting the wrong guy Danny I'm not what uh yeah Cass tick check um at the school for kids who don't just good that that's where I won very good your chest very good you had I am okay you gotta pretty hard to get there oh you got it you got a chest wait why doesn't she take that anyway but yeah is it his turn oh he's in check that's why who was one of the one of the stars of the show he was amazing but he didn't have he didn't he had Auto Queen on and he lost the game on time because he couldn't yeah GG check chat he's in yeah he's all the juicers in chat saying oh my God the queen both ass Gambit no you're in check there you go he's in check he highlights the queen here you might as well just I would just take this I'd be like I can't find the Checkmate I'll just do this what is Jenny rated oh one oh poor Jenny has she done um has she done lessons I don't that's what I would have done would have been still made if not enough knows that check she barely played it all okay she deleted it oh thank God I'm thinking about I'm just acting like a crew but I'm not miss Maiden two don't take W like you know it was obvious I didn't even see the maiden too I'm not gonna lie check he's all right we're getting there he's all over it yeah this is a slow run um right now he's about to do the Rook roll as long as he doesn't pre-move it to stalemate the Mogul the Mogul move stalemate he'll be fine this is an interesting it takes POG Champs to show you a new Queen and Rook roll and he does the job there you go like roll them all around the board well and now he's doing this air of death thank you for the 16 months let's see what he learns that's good accuracy over his chair incredible he really is he's playing great chess he's won every game in pogchamps five so far damn I didn't know he was that good at chess well I you gotta give him credit where it's too um that was there's not much to be said about that game like I'm not gonna keep talking like there is that was a clean sweep um but yeah more games with xqc coming they're probably my most entertaining type of Chess to watch because I also have to talk to police so I'm living life I'm on vacation honestly we all appreciate that we get a little bit of a break from you yelling in my ear can I just say it don't worry I'm sitting back and I've distanced myself from the mic Denny so actually the more relaxed I get the safer your ears are I'm kidding no we love you and the hype is real but also it is nice when he's talking because we got nothing to do but listen and right now I can't I can't wait to see how the stronger players in the field Andrea because because did you change the whine about it weekly video release to Thursday no it should be out soon it got out it went out a little late Mr Kim is doing a whole PowerPoint for a streamer Camp experience funny it's awesome James thank you for the three months are you winning son what there's no I am not I'm so far I've lost new need my weekly dose of wine about it it's on the patreon now which means it should be on the YouTube soon I imagine it's just getting censored um it was posted on the patreon let me see it was late this week because Maya's out of town so I kind of had to pull something out of my ass um it was posted on the patreon seven hours ago so it should be on it it should be on it soon yeah patreon sub sleigh yeah hi Ludwig what's up ew don't say hi honey stop you spelled it wrong the first time he's trying to be like Michael Reeves he bought a roller coaster now he's calling or he bought it roller coaster he bought a motorcycle and now he's calling me a honey did a song by an heires fit yet no guys the song's not going to the concert thank you for the 49 months Ludwig thank you thank you for being on wine about it this week chat Ludden I did a wine about episode he was my co-host this week he popped in um all right let's let's let's watch again but he's learning we are also offering coaching good app we will do some training lessons with Ginny as well cameras are normal people question mark you're right streamers are normal people you did stream nine hours today hot take she streamed nine hours today that's insane God how does she do it seriously it's exhausting I'm exhausted yeah guys just can't be the worst thing she's done but I don't know maybe it is being wrong all right she's thinking about it she's thinking about it she's got both her nights in the game this is great wait Foos is like the same rating as me is that foosli's real rating it says Bruce Lee's rating is 600. and my mom says I don't work hard enough no but why are you watching my stream and not watching the chess stream social era's tour display at the Grammy Museum I know I want to get tickets I saw that Cindy thank you for the four I like your commentary but I don't have any commentary I'm just anxiously awaiting anxiously awaiting to go on my turn just a fan stop you're making me nervous merch line at sofa is three hours long already dude I need someone I need someone I need this sweater are you winning some no no duck I am not I need this sweater is anyone in is are people in line right now for era's tour I might tweet it out I need this sweater so bad oh I just saw your text left lud was telling me to shift my my mindset um yeah someone give me it's a blue crew neck Cliff knows it's a blue clue crew neck I want it so bad it was sold out um let me see every time I've tried to buy it it's sold out save photo here I'll tweet it I don't get the appeal of the blue PLU neck crewneck can you explain yeah it's because it's it's limited they only sell like freaking 100 of them I swear per concert and so they're all limited limited Limited if anyone is going to the eras tour this week and can get me a size large in this I will pay you double you can get one on eBay for a hundred dollars wait really no they're probably knock offs I want one from the actual tour yeah not original can't be a knock off mad okay I tweeted it no they are real resellers buy a bunch of them dude they only let you buy two in person they only let you buy two will you be able to tell the difference though yes I even heard what he said so I went on Andrea's way or I could just go down because I I am not see how good he really is yeah Cass I could do that well we actually we emailed them trying to get um we emailed them trying to get perms to stream it um look at the latest on band form do I want to we gave them perms trying to stream it so or we emailed them so we'll see I'm the official twitch Channel and stop by creators content to see how it's going not sure what we did for the band sorry about that would love to be able to show support in chat from time to find however respect the mod's choice no way is that real right their support is gifted Subs yeah unban them idiots if their support is gifted Subs space they give you the 13 months it's real what are the mod comments this is just a screenshot so I can't it's been three years who are they following I don't know mods unban twitch check mod chat okay watch that mod chat mod chat mod chat mod chat mod chat oh God these are the mod comments mods Panic at Nabisco thank you and what is mixer good question chat you you dummies when did they try to apply to be unbanned you guys are so dumb does Nate even go here anymore yeah how can why is it why isn't twitch a why isn't twitch a um staff account Nate unmounted himself that makes sense I haven't seen him in literally a decade it is weird should we watch a video should we react ethically to something I don't want to watch I don't watch chess right now it's stressing me out what should we react ethically to for the record this is my hot take on reacting react to all my [ __ ] whenever react to my videos don't react to my live event I think reacting is fine re-uploading is the problem and if you re-upload just make sure it's transformative what Mike is this it's just a sure sm7b and less specified yeah of course Topkick top kick thrives off of reacting if people didn't react I feel like they wouldn't have quite literally as much of a following am I crazy Lana is think of the 28. both if I think of the 20. guys topkick's fun why are you saying that I don't remember the last Topkick we've watched this one has squeaks's name in it you guys hate it react to streamer Camp fods why would I do that they're hours long have the crew shown their errors to our outfits yet no the crew isn't going to the era's tour they don't even like Taylor Swift why would I waste ticket on them let's just watch the most recent one OTV pause champ I actually watched that recently I watched it with Ludwig yeah can't believe it right oh oh my God that sucks so bad oh yeah oh Larry can you give me your molly three spins this is a bad idea hey what's up why is everyone dressed as pirates did I miss something did I miss Pirate Day yeah um no look behind you where I don't get it I did I missed Pirate Day a little leveled up everyone's playing is that the new meta is sea of Thieves see if this is too hard it's formed into a cultural moment people are live tweeting people are lives yo yo yo no shot yum what is this oh my God I [ __ ] made it dude I made it dude he made it Matt thank you for the 16. iron maid to get back up after the knock that he took the last one oh my god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I am sponsored for the next two hours what are you sponsored by e Wendy's Wendy's nuts no oh Peak buddy I know you want Chad come on chat in your mentions oh I'll look at it later I'll look at it later [Music] welcome back bro I'm gonna give you five seconds [Music] four box nice we open sides up baby [Music] dude I didn't know what I was watching for 90 of that now I get it I was like what is going on I get it now I get it now I've got to make this smaller sorry I don't have three screens I'm used to three screens all right here we go after Amy like regular hours oh my god did you guys see that it was still that guy oh look look at him oh gosh ouchie so the game gives you an incredible amount of Freedom uh so if in real life you've met Co Carnage in the street you could decide to push him in the river what if you meet coconuts in the street you could push them in the river what game is this but you really shouldn't push her Carnage into the river in real life thank you for that thank you optional at being able to land those ones as well like I think I could be the most accurate drunk red I've ever seen maybe Jake non-withstanding I don't know people still play OverWatch is that offensive I 100 percent 100 I mean Jake is a was a great junkrat player in his own time um but that was also when sqc was playing on OverWatch league so you know maybe the skill level wasn't really that high just yet just eat more chlorine man TT's pool service was the worst service I've ever had okay trespassed on my property unannounced and dumped 14 jugs of claws it's gone from green to poopy Brown ew he's now muttering to himself that the test strips are bad quality and wrong okay sauce thing for the 32. hey DDR there's no way he actually thought that was funny did he he was just faking it I'm pretty I'm convinced 90 of the time streamers just fake laugh at [ __ ] death cradle this [ __ ] oh my God you got it death cradled this [ __ ] oh why is it so laggy I thought it was my computer you should do the same I can't I'm not a good enough actor until now final debates jail surprised by wow that flicks are sick Christ man that's so sick [Music] would you happen to know where Haywood is hey I think it's uh yes [Music] yes [ __ ] he's so she is so lucky he didn't just start cannoning her ship because that's what I would do I would Cannon oh yeah yeah classic top kick cultural classic you have to get the thumbnail you've got to get the thumbnail guys classic thumbnail Farm classic yeah I like this stuffed animal are they swimming Oh I thought I thought he started turning around right there he should have he should have turned around wait the second half oh no he lost okay okay yes sir no one was clapping that's crazy oh my God honestly mine probably looks like that oh my [Music] [Music] God that's Maya I know her I actually watched this stream in my living room Maya went to a parking lot to watch Birds hasn't she ever heard about going to the forest what an idiot just kidding it's like the purple martins they migrate once a year or some [ __ ] and they only exist because it's the pertin Purple Martin trees or whatever the Purple Martin houses and you gotta put up a purple martin house in order to keep them alive it's like oh the whole thing you know her yeah Maya was in the parking lot and she kept telling people she's like it's not bats don't worry they're not bats yeah purple martins are her Taylor Swift with the controller look at the technique so what they're doing is they put their hand on the controller and they use the other with a knitted glove to tap the thing so like three tabs just three buttons because it's faster than hitting the button three times that's so weird because these guys are getting to the point where they're they're it's so fast look at this rolling it's so weird I promise she's so worried about my [ __ ] sex blue I couldn't think of the 22 I live think of the eight I'm kidding this like so does it like boom look don't look in the hole but look at the [ __ ] size what happened how the [ __ ] did it rip that bad I just oh no why don't you have underwear on I don't want to wear okay oh my God oh my God what is this is this that weird war game oh my gosh are all these people real people are these chickens why are they fighting chickens my PC crashed four years ago leveled up Bastion large chest down again huh what the [ __ ] is this game about classic forcing puzzling the pieces to see ground back together Milena what I feel I don't know where this is what'd they do they dug a hole ta-da no one no one's ever gonna know are they gonna know yep okay no one's ever gonna know [ __ ] sick that's funny I wanted to do metal detecting I wanted to go to Santa Monica and do it damn it they always get to stuff before me because they're way more motivated than me I'll do it again I'll do it sometime um okay is it my time to play yet I can't imagine that game has lasted very long starting at 404 so 14 minutes whine about it I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna go pee and you guys are gonna watch anyway so she's like it's not up yet the patreon patreon I have to pee I have to pee so bad I'll give you I'll give you some some patreon leakage while I go Pete not leak like I'm not you get whatever you get it um I have to pee so bad one second huh um come on let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in I have to pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I got the p what the [ __ ] we just recorded an intro and he's like that wasn't good and redead it well you have to bleep me out anyway because I swore in the first seven seconds it makes the whole video where's my camera I have a pee so bad I can't find my camera I'm literally recording your podcast with you and I brought you breakfast and lunch yeah but you should always do that always do your podcast no yeah everybody it's true I kicked Maya off the podcast I have a brand new co-host la de wed I'm wearing my shirt London red don't say it like Maya says it I don't like the way Maya says it she says with a lot of content and disgust for me um a lot of wigs on the podcast this week because Maya's traveling and I asked Prezzo and he flaked on me Prezzo what the heck wait did he have a reason he took Vyvanse and drank alcohol and passed out just a normal Monday great excuse It's a great reason so Ludwig is here in person because this is this is what I've got this is my this is my only other friend besides Maya yeah who can I ask the boys you think I was gonna ask Ben and Grayson and Soren if they want to go and whine about it I loved that no they wouldn't are you kidding me they do not want to go and whine about it they don't want to be I just realized this looks like a um this looks like this looks like a breakup video or an apology video yeah yeah yeah yeah she milked for Content those theater kits there none of them are theater Ben is the only theater kid they all exude theater kid energy Soarin he's the least theater kid um sorry to hear that you guys are done but yesterday was National girlfriend day all right chat let's just sit and wait to play because we're playing in seven minutes and I don't want to mess it up I don't want to not be on the thing animal Crossing Lo-Fi a black tide is risen I got a freaking ad for what hunt Showdown never heard of her [Music] waiting respectfully I am respectfully waiting [Music] xqc put on a suit for his interview he's so funny [Music] okay you're late your game will pop up oh [Music] foreign [Music] against Leslie no [Music] [Music] um what was I just gonna do um [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] so many people are commenting [Music] so many people are commenting on the merch all right are you guys ready are you guys ready to play again oh I want to see Theater Camp did you guys see Danny's movie did you see talk to me I was supposed to go but I was scared I had covet so I didn't [Music] that water is comically large well I'm so um I'm so scared that potentially I might have covid that I'm trying to just drink one of these a day but I don't even think if it's enough it's three liters it's a hundred and four ounces oh it's actually not enough you're supposed to no it is oh it's enough you're supposed to drink half your weight in ounces a day and I weigh like 160. honestly I might weigh like 170 right now my dream is to weigh 145. [Music] my dream is to be [Music] my dream is to be Leslie's size Leslie and I are the same height I wish I was as small as her but it's okay I probably eat more ice cream than her so in her face in her in her in her in her face I thought it was just seven to eight cups of water a day half your weight in ounces vitamin C is good yeah I've been taking a thousand um her I've been taking a thousand milligrams of Vitamin C every day start smoking crack okay I also I do shower more than her did you ever take white people happy out for ice cream I got them ice cream nearly every day drinking too much water is quite deadly yeah but this isn't too much half your weight it's usually you can't you only drink too much water if you drink it too fast and too much but half your weight in half your weight in ounces is not too much dude I hate that the genuinely I hate that the chat on my screen is faster than my twitch chat drives me crazy [Music] you probably absorbed shower water that's why you weigh more than her seems like an arbitrary number that's just what my personal trainer told me kidney stone from the minerals I think I'm drinking enough water that I'm fine [Music] [Music] does anyone drink shower water if you're thirsty no cause it's hot minerals and water you think there's minerals in Arrowhead I kind of doubt it [Music] there are botes is talking to you on stream no she's not I would hear her oh isn't the game starting am I in the wrong thing it should start I might be in the wrong thing I'll open up another it says 20 seconds girls I'll just open this to be safe all right we're ready to party uh [Music] uh all right here we go I wonder I wonder what her opening is gonna be [Music] [Music] damn it Leslie's slow as hell oh God why are all these people messing up my why are all these people messing up my stone wall huh [Music] so annoying I just want to play The Stonewall [Music] Pizza princess thank you for the raid thank you my queen guys I don't know how to say this but I think Leslie's bad [Music] oh yeah we're an emo only mode sorry sorry Raiders because I'm I'm in a tournament right now [Music] everybody use the emote of the person you've been subscribed to the longest [Music] wow lots of Hoss frogs Hoss frogs let me convert you you're wasting your just kidding joking joking house frogs [Music] what am I doing how long has that been there has that been there the whole time oh my God that's been there bro that's been there since day dot what am I doing that's so funny that's been there for so long [Music] okay I go here they go there I go here they take I don't have a way to take back so we don't do that anytime soon um I go here they go there I go there they go there they go I go here [Music] I don't care enough to do that um oh I'm just gonna do this [Music] that's so funny that that sat there for so long I love the idea of doing this because then I get a fork right even yeah I get a fork with this even if depending on what they take with no because they just take it back that's why I wasn't supposed to do that I already forgot my plan um but I can go here no I can't what am I doing I'm not thinking whatever I'm being too cocky [Music] I'm not thinking oh neither is she awesome well I'm in the lead so I just want to clean up the board at the moment [Music] oh yeah [Music] I don't have that foreign [Music] okay [Music] I go here and then I come here and then I come there right I can't move this because uh I could go here I like this plan better [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] this is pretty calm right now I should probably be like thinking but I just don't feel like it is that cringe [Music] This is Gonna Make Her panic [Music] it would make me panic as well okay [Music] I'm not really like thinking I know I should be I should be like sitting here with a plan but I don't really have one I mean I guess her move is to go here if she goes there I feel like I just take this so then she takes this and it's still blocked by this so I can wait that yeah so then I can move this guy out oh Fork sorry sorry my love very sorry about that [Music] I feel mean I like Leslie so much [Music] I just I don't think Leslie plays chess [Music] has she done one lesson I don't think she's had time pray as she goes here oh dang I was hoping she'd go there so then I could have them it's fine no she'll take that um what do I want to do I just want to check [Music] if I check here trying to think of what I can get if I check if I check here he can't move there he can't move there he can't move there he can only move up here um I mean I'll do it it doesn't really do anything the grand scheme of things he moves up there so that's blocked um I'll just move that [Music] he's got to move there so then I go here oh wait I don't have that [Music] thank you I'm sure for a better player this would be a really easy match I just am not that good so I don't know how to do like a cool Checkmate I just know how to Checkmate eventually foreign [Music] [Music] I'd like to go okay Leslie I would like to go here so then I can just get this for free RP Gilbert I think it was seven [Music] that would be smart as if she moved that so then I'm in check again oh no because I just take that I don't think she knew what she was doing there [Music] oh I guess if I just check here he just goes there oh now I get this okay well feels bad man Ryder think of the two [Music] foreign people might accuse me of playing with my food but it's genuinely because I don't know how to get a Checkmate faster besides just cleaning up the board [Music] pancakes think of the five [Music] I'm simply not good enough to not it looks like BM right now but I swear it's not oh that was nice okay I can take that or I could check again but then he could move there okay so we just take this oh I'll try to get it faster pirate thank you for gifting that sub [Music] [Music] foreign Animal Crossing why does it sound like baby making music [Music] it's supposed to be Animal Crossing Lo-Fi and it sounds like baby making music why is Leslie's Diamond Pink and mine is blue I want a pink diamond all right we can end now I think [Music] [Music] [Music] I don't want to sack my I don't want to sack my this because I I don't want to do I don't want to trade this because I just want it to be done quicker it's fine whatever it's fine I don't know how to make it done quicker [Music] I don't know I this feels like BM I swear to you I really don't know how to make it done quicker I I don't know how um reds don't think of the two holographic dressing for the 27. oh wait I want I didn't want a queen I usually change those into Rooks or whatever so I don't stalemate not Rooks yeah Rooks because I always stalemate with Queens wait he can't move there I can't move there I gotta be careful oh I'm just gonna move bro it's just so [Music] oh my God [Laughter] Levy is rolling in his grave oh my God what the hell is wrong with me why did that auto turn into a queen how do I change that where's the setting I don't want a queen I want a stupid Rook or whatever oh my gosh that's so tough oh my God that's so stupid I didn't even think about what I did I just did it why am I like this the queen didn't matter yeah I was so thrown off by the queen though that I started making I started doing dumb stuff I wouldn't I wouldn't have just moved this out of the way I would have thought for a second what is wrong with me why am I like this thank you for everyone saying cutie had nine minutes you should have just kept checking no [ __ ] Sherlock you think I I get bored when the game is doing when nothing is happening I get bored foreign I get bored dude it's over oh my God all I need to do is go here [Music] I almost got mated I not once did I get almost get mated by Leslie what are you talking about all right Karo Khan [Music] you almost did when I hate chess okay I need Subway Surfers chat mods will you link me Subway Surfers foreign [Music] thank you [Music] it needs its own it needs its own little thing there we go I'll need it where'd it go it won't stay front facing [Music] foreign [Music] I was so embarrassed gosh damn it take it take the bait [Music] thank you that was so cringe I'm so mad at myself [Music] foreign I will never recover morally [Music] from this battle [Music] what a bad night I can't even think I'm just I'm just embarrassed now I'm just embarrassed I I don't know why I don't this was a mistake the crazy thing would be if I didn't practice I've been practicing like nobody's business and I still did that [ __ ] so embarrassing foreign [Music] if I go there he takes my queen [Music] um I know there's like a setup you can do over here but I don't know it if I go here he takes this but then I would take his but then it's just a trade so it's like doesn't mean anything I think I do this and why am I trapping my queen in a corner I don't know I don't know what I'm doing anymore I I I'm demoralized she's demoralized she I can't believe I did that I don't know what I'm doing I feel nothing but sadness so if I go here it's trapped [Music] I really wish I could go here but then that would be bad so I guess I just go here this is a mess I really want to get my knight here so I'm gonna go here and then here right I want to get my knight here which I have no way of getting there I would have had to go here and then wait what oh I want to go here [Music] if I go here he takes I take he takes I take wait so I'm up one if I go there wait that's great okay cutie count again one one two two three there's no three okay great I think that's how you count I don't know foreign [Music] I should have tried to get this up there I should have taken with this because then checkmate God damn it doesn't know how to use her brain and by she I mean me it would force them no because then it would just be an equal I would be up a pawn I mean I'm up a pawn anyway yeah I should have done that I would have traded more and I would have been up a pawn whatever whatever we'll see what she does when do you want poisson I actually don't know I never understand [Music] I want to go here to attack this so then I can move this oh that was interesting if I go here great I'll go here so then I'm attacking this [Music] well maybe I don't know what I'm doing anymore God be with me [Music] bro so tilted I know it's like fix your mindset you'll be fine but what happens when you can't I'm just leaving [ __ ] hanging I I don't know what to do [Music] she's up too and she's like not to BM but she's remarkably worse than me so I don't I trapped my queen in a corner for Nobody's Business I just thought I could get a night over there at some point okay what's unprotected let's go back to the basics I'm so tilted I I literally don't think I can I'm actually just genuinely so tilted I don't know what to do as a human all right let's just whatever I'm so tilted I don't know I don't know I'm I'm being honest with you guys I'm just too tilted I need a therapy appointment after this I'm not a good un tilter [Music] all right uh that's doing nothing [Music] that is non-threatening at the moment [Music] I have nowhere to go after this if he moves a thing here I have like nowhere to go I'm just setting myself up for failure I don't know what to do I'm tilted I I don't know how to explain it any other way I'm so tilted I can't I can't do anything I don't know what to do with myself as a human [Music] I can't recover I'm gonna drink some water [Music] I'm gonna drink some water it'll make me feel better [Music] [Music] what is she doing oh she's gonna try to go here maybe I'm dumb but I don't feel threatened by this I don't know I I should probably stop and think but I'm too tilted oh that would be bad but not necessarily [Music] I kind of want to just go like this [Music] because if he takes out I take his queen or if she takes that I take her screen I'm doing why are you guys saying tea tours oh there you go wait I don't know what you're saying tea towards is for is something broken mods it's fine okay great good work does a stalemate count as me losing or is that another tie tie [Music] [Music] foreign that's huge for me baby uh I would still argue that that's huge for me baby this is the ugliest game of chess I've ever seen [Music] oh my God [Music] I haven't played with a queen the whole game because I shoved it in a corner like a dumbass [Music] yeah foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay let's see how I can mess this up now [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I I'm just not I'm not playing around all right this time for sure for real I'm so embarrassed how do I change the settings I don't want it to turn into a queen how do I change that pieces purple [Music] I just simply don't want it to turn into a queen [Music] I this also feels like BM but it auto turned into a queen last time how do I turn that off I don't want it to turn into a queen gosh dang it oh thank God no what are you kidding me [Music] okay lose my mind are you kidding me I don't understand this goddamn game I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I'm gonna cry I don't get it I didn't want it to turn into a queen if it would have been a queen that would be a Staley I don't get it oh my God oh my God oh my god oh oh my God oh my God oh my God I I just changed it I just changed it did I not just change it I don't understand I sat here and I changed it why why I push save it's not on why bro [Music] the promotion was irrelevant no it wasn't you guys don't understand I have a way of doing things it's not irrelevant it's not irrelevant I don't want a queen I don't want a queen I don't want a queen I don't want a queen it throws me off you still moved into a drop guys I'm telling you it's not relevant it's not relevant bro can I quit can I quit can I can I quit at a fox yeah I don't want to play anymore can I quit I don't want to hear it I I don't want to do this interview I'm so foreign [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] is trapped what am I doing [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] somehow I've lost I don't I don't [ __ ] I hate this game I hate chess I hate it I don't like it I don't like it I don't like it as a game [Music] I lost right I've already lost oh no I haven't all right [Music] it's crazy that I missed that foreign [Music] dude I'm so depressed foreign I have no other word for it [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] she's 400 rated so embarrassed I hate myself so embarrassing no one tell my dad he was so excited he was so excited you know my dad thinks I'm good at chess you know he calls me whenever he needs to like he like calls people and brags about my chest skills had checked my three three moves ago wow wow thank you so much for thank you so much for letting me know thank you so much for letting me know about that oh my gosh wow thank you I don't know what I'd do without that information I'm so happy you told me I like I I look the way I look now versus when I started the game is like I've like been through some [ __ ] gotta go into the interview I'm embarrassed bro uh oh I can't hear one second speaker is there we go hey how are you good barely surviving yeah seriously okay I need to figure out which room you are going just one second um he's taking the dubs and even though she didn't actually win all right um answering so it might be only you okay she opted out from the interview after the first match today so okay okay so she's coming okay I don't know what you said Danny but you triggered them again I did what cutie if I were you just pretend you're Michael you don't want to hear the heat you don't want to hear what you did to me I hope you're so cute I have been here commentating for under chess game since 10 30 a.m and I am a starving angry woman and I was like okay first I did a thing you know he's a strong strong Australian lad very intimidating that's fine I almost thought you didn't even know how to check me but I'm glad you figured it out and welcome to the interview um we're not live yet so you're welcome to join us to hang out and stuff thank you on it I'm just QT can you hear us into the dark good I don't have anything to say yeah you put Daddy into the darkness [Music] just wait wait you can hear that I can I can can everybody hear everybody I'm not sure yeah all right yeah um I can't I can't hear Bruce Lee remember when you remember when you asked Gotham chess for lessons not three what a month no remember I could have prevented this but now no but you've done if you've dug too deep and it's too late now we lost Hikaru today because of you what do you mean you lost he died you'll see and it's not and it's never coming back oh my god dude Levy Robert Hess even told me he was watching all day reading he said he was so heartbroken he doesn't think he'd ever watched none of the game of POG Champs again dude I don't know what I don't know what to say I don't know I just I might not return to commentary tomorrow I'm sorry I don't know what happened well firstly you're excused because somehow you scored a point today and it's a miracle so let's just enjoy that I I know I just wanted one point on the board oh yeah thank you I like we're not gonna talk about the chest at all because there was like probably a bajillion free Queens um but you know you got a point that was cool there were a lot we got okay we were coming back in a minute and a half okay okay we want to clarify a alternating questions in the interview yeah honestly Danny after the interview we're just going we're gonna go over all the groups and we have a little viz of the recap for the day and then we're gonna go over tomorrow's matches which is just two QT versus pep up lot and excuse me we'd have a CTA that's interesting cutie we have a CTE for the twitch drops and then you bring us out of the show sounds great cool uh we can save this for the interview um all right we're coming back in 45 seconds Beauty can you hear the producer or just you can only hear us I can hear okay 45 seconds yeah yeah yeah cool and Danny we do have like a small winner of evil so you wanna you wanna clarify cutie just took it in tie breaks over fusely we have them both on for an interview welcome that kind of thing so you're gonna that's how you're gonna work on this in coming back in about 16. Lucy good to see you again South Park Champs good to see you too bye should be back four three two one Danny go hog Champs five if that wasn't the most POG champiest of Champs days POG day I don't even know what to say then I don't know what was we just saw cutie Cinderella beat fusely in a 2-1 tiebreaker where um I'm not gonna lie ladies it didn't feel like either one of you wanted to win cutie all right were you throwing for content to be honest were you throwing why does it auto turn into a queen could it be a queen I don't want a queen yeah neither did foosleep based on those gameplay I went back on the review after I saw there was a couple opportunities not one not two every game listen ladies I'm here to help firstly you know I sent you a text I said hey fusely what a chess lesson no answer nothing thank you you didn't see it yeah no yeah I'm sure I did it and cutie I would I would gladly teach you how to Checkmate but it seems like Gotham got that territory covered Leslie and I have been at a camp we've been camping we haven't had yeah I've practiced every single night I have an ALT account that I practice on I do 100 pills a day it doesn't there's no point there's just no point so but I do have a point you're not as confident as you should be go ahead go ahead you go no I'm just happy to be on the board that's it that's all I want I just have there's a blaring zero next to my name every time I looked at the standings and I just no one needs to know how I got that point no one needs to know how it happened cutie just it's there honestly I love you God experience I just wanted to give foosli that point so generous no I'm happy for you guys you must be really in love because no one wanted to beat the other one but it was it was honesty yeah you guys made Paul Champ's history so we'll call it a historic day you did thank you cutie you were you were trying you were trying to avoid stalemate and that's what made stelman I'm not trying to go coach mode but you were like you were trying to solve the problem by avoiding ways to go wrong instead of like taking your time to just solve for checkmate because you were very close and I think I think if you get more confidence you you would you would just Checkmate instead of trying to avoid going wrong like with the queen that would be my advice who gives a flying bleep what I have to say I'm just saying it that's all I am excited to okay good luck yeah play again someday tomorrow firstly welcome back it's it's been a minute from pogchamps one so what got you back in POG Champs and please tell me it wasn't just Ludwig Ludwig asked multiple times we said no no wrong answer and edit okay fine so uh yeah I'm happy to be back this is very reminiscent of my math first Nate Hill uh where it was just like a blunder Fest like we just like kept missing each other's queens and whatnot it was a disaster I think that also ended in stalemate or something like that a draw for sure so you checkmated Mayhill on H7 is there anyone you're looking forward to playing in the consolation bracket I think one of your roomies you will be going face to face I think you guys wait actually yeah yes yes well I'm facing him well you will soon because you guys have a very close score so who do you think is going to win between the two of you um yesterday we all we played and we save it with stalemate as well he had three queens and couldn't finish the game so that's something we will be looking forward I will make sure we hire Hikaru for that commentary I think we need to get a GM to cover that game all right cutie you gotta beat Papa plot in regulation to move on to the championship bracket I don't know what's going on I quit can I quit POG Champs can I quit I don't care I'm embarrass my family my family's embarrassed I don't know what to do no no one's embarrassed honestly the other way to look at it is that you played fantastic chess and you just struggled to put it away you were winning right so you're gonna get a good game against Papa plot and you're gonna win actually yeah speaking of like actual tips cutie when you have all these good positions all you need to do well first if they have pawns just leave the pawns don't touch them they're harmless they're not working worth anything but just look for forcing moves which just checks just try to constantly look for checks I want to quit man I hate this I know that I want to give up you did it in the last game guys in the last sometimes you gotta know when to walk know when to fold um no you can't give up like this go ahead Bruce Lee Bruce Lee you go ahead what were you gonna say I'm just wondering if you had any tips for me as well to improve oh yeah yeah no you you also had a lot of good tactics in front of you but you're you had a lot of chances to take free pieces free queens and I think if we were to go through the big three every move which is what are the checks what are the captures and what are the queen attacks you would find better so like every move is like what are my checks what are my captures and can I attack their Queen same thing if you go through that list you go through that list you would have won like 20 Queens just force yourself to look for attacks and captures those are what we call forcing moves and honestly for both of you ladies that would help the game so much because you you guys somehow walk into these genius positions where like you're setting something up you gotta make coming you got a tactic you have to force yourself to look for the attacks and sometimes they're counter-intuitive it's like you're bringing a piece back that's why you really have to try to consider every move and also it's okay to take your time and play a little bit slower because you can decide the game much earlier on pattern recognition and they make them and they're actually fun they're only five minutes try to do like two or three those are good that's your homework for the day every day sounds good thank you all right okay cutie we'll we'll we'll see you tomorrow with Papa plot foosli you're uh you're on track I think I've got you against kaikuno don't tell him I said that but I think I think you're the favorite there so thank you so I'm the favorite I'll take it thank you yep I won't let you down for sure if you want to learn how to Checkmate you have my number thank you you know what's crazy that one I'm a thousand rated on my alt account and I can't even beat Leslie it's crazy not you're good Leslie you're literally saying me yeah yeah I quit I'm quitting you're there I'm quitting no you're not no you're gonna win tomorrow blah blah you're gonna get it okay all right bye everybody all right bye guys have a good night goodbye all right oh chats I think I have performance anxiety recapping the day speaking of quite the day dude I can't believe that at the beginning of Judy Cinderella and then of course it was all a blur and I don't remember anything Danny you have to okay yes virtual place this guy this guy's a genius I believe in Judy but I will also say I've been impressed with Papa plot there's Alex I did a thing I can't believe I lost to him his Australian accent um straight up the water well it was that and then next you see we did put on a suit that's so crazy that this person said she needs they said she needs to drop the ego learn how to mate sorry go ahead sorry there's no I had I had no ego during that I hate chess chat oh my God she needs to drop the ego when did I have an ego I just got I just got I just got slaughtered live on stream bro huh oh man that was so sad that was so sad oh I've I don't want to play chess anymore dude I can't even tell you I can't even tell you how much I practiced I've practiced so much I actually did I practiced so much that's so sad you literally told her to your face I can't even beat this 400 scrub how is that not an ego because she's my friend Jesus Christ mods just ban more people I don't care um did you play different because it was fuse foosly no I was just tilted it's it's it was just a tilt guys it's just a tilt that's just how it works oh God I'm not that bad I just didn't play well today also for the record like everyone being like oh you're so bad like you're all you're supposed to be bad in this number one number two imagine having 15 000 people watching you like what you just what are you you just think it's you think it's that easy dude I genuinely came into this thinking I was gonna go 4-0 I'm not kidding you it's so embarrassing I'm so embarrassed it's less like it's less even tilt it's more just like embarrassed I'm just like I'm genuinely embarrassed um it was fun seeing you at streamer Camp would you host it again next year I don't know it's not up to me it's up to like a fusely and boxbox it's their event wow that sucks that sucks man that sucks I've spent so much time practicing um all right well she tried her best um all right um chat I have the most [ __ ] up Bounty right now I shouldn't have said that right but I'm gonna do it it's like have 20 000 people watch it which I'm clearly not gonna have 20 000 people watch it but um but we have a bounty we're gonna do a bounty foreign how long is this bounty two minutes cutie jelly thank you for the 10 gifted not Maddie thank you for the eight sorry I'm being a bad I'm being a bad loser I'm being a bad loser but I'm just genuinely sad I'm like I'm actually sad so what can you do all right um chat did you know that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem is coming out did you know it's coming out in theaters near you let's watch this let's watch a trailer about it oh how do I make this trailer big here we go [Music] boys Where Have You Been wow just running errands Jesse really sorry this animation style is so cool I didn't I I haven't seen it before I'm gonna get pizza and I tried to talk him out of it don't use that word that way I mean hey guys oh wait is this scabbing okay I just don't want to get canceled all right well never mind I'm not going to finish that I never mind uh never mind never mind never mind never mind all right cool um it's not scabbing you're not a writer an actor I don't know dude I don't I just you just you have to dodge bullets you gotta Dodge bullets in this industry I don't know um Maya did it Maya's braver than me no Bounty see you later um all right you guys well I'll be live tomorrow um I'll be live tomorrow I'm gonna end um I'll see you later what time uh I don't know for the chess tournament at least um I don't know all right good night guys thanks for hanging out um thank you so much uh thank you Haas frogs for sticking around as long as you did um I'm gonna go I'm gonna end stream I kind of look like a crackhead and I just lost so many games at chess that I don't I just I cannot I simply cannot she doesn't have an attitude of a champion she's tired let's go ahead and raid um any of the 12 online do they have a thing rain is on okay well raid rain 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all right new predictions up sir do you believe mothers against hot shorts those shorts are too hot for stream making me act up these are what we call believer shorts you're gonna have to get used to them thanks rain face [Music] i haven't gotten the table from ikea yet that is one example where just just making a lot of noise didn't work [Music] [Music] uh i don't like that no uh we're fine that's fine disneyland portal good start oh very good start it means one lucky viewer here is going to disneyland [Music] congratulations chad [Music] [Music] um so we take one two ropes to get back up [Music] three ropes [Music] is it worth three ropes to get the turkeys back up to disneyland [Music] i feel like it kind of is am i crazy i mean that's like pretty much all my ropes but then i think i get to the cup unless i'm crazy i don't want to bomb them because that's only health and like bombs are more important than health at this point oh and then i could get this guy up here too you can double jump with the turkeys but i can't i can't get both turkeys up there as a double jump um bomb behind yang yeah i don't know the spacing for that and i'm too lazy to learn if this is if this is ropes i'm definitely going bombs i think i do it i think i get the kabala that's worth it i think i got two minutes to get up there or maybe i'm totally wrong but there's only two no i need one more okay god they're so far uh i wish you could i'm gonna have time for all these guys i think i will this should get me because it's two living turkeys they should get me the disneyland cup right damn it oh i think i'm gonna be like one point off because everything is worth a different amount basically it's so eerie and quiet i don't like this i'm scared but i don't enough time turkeys aren't worth much i thought they were worth a lot crap well okay that means we need like one more thing for uh for disneyland cup which is which is good which is good which is good which is good [Music] uh i don't know i'm not gonna bother all right we're looking for the key [Music] it's got to be here right oh i'm dumb [Music] what's the timing of whipping it no i'm not risking it uh i guess i'm dropping a bomb damn it oh my god there's another disney portal ropes uh i already have spike shoes spring shoes hell yeah okay so i should be able to oh i can get the uh wait where's the i have to get the chest first chest first chest first it's not up here so it must be up there somewhere where the hell is it must be there right can i go up and around i can right yeah cause i have spring shoes all right all right so i bombed down here oops i could have done that smarter oh well we're fine we're fine fine jesus take the wheel man that's so dumb the way i did that jeez p john just gifted 50 subs dude that is a ton thank you thank you thank you i really really really appreciate that [Music] there's paul dude thank you again john that is absolutely insane [Music] uh how am i doing on time uh i have to use a rope to get up there all right i'm just moving on two take spoons of dough spoons up duke dug spoons up hey thank you jet lag jack that's insane thank you john all right this is a good start i got uh not a ton of bombs not a ton of ropes but i do at least have the uh the freaking cup [Music] i'm ready to go fast i just need to collect a lot of blood now [Music] um [Music] hmm so much blood simon you're here what does the disneyland cup do so whenever i collect blood from people as an example from simon who i'll do a quick blood transfusion on why didn't i get any blood simon do you have blood there we go here's blood uh you can see they they bleed and then if you collect enough blood um uh the the cup basically will give you a heart like give you health if you click collect enough blood which is basically the main way to get more health in this game like it is essentially critical to doing well so the top left i have eight hearts now i have eight hearts already which is a lot more than normal and uh and that'll just keep going up as long as i collected more blood guys you don't have to freak out about me taking some blood from simon it's like bloodletting it's good for you remember that practice like in the medieval times where they would make people bleed because they thought it was good for you [Music] [Music] there's my torch [Music] look he's got too much blood oh my god another free trip to disney a lot of people have gone to disneyland already [Music] i do not love what's going on here no no i tried to no god damn it i hate this game i knew what was happening but i was holding the rock so i was like okay because he's coming at a weird angle i have to move back and throw the rock up and that didn't hit still i should have jumped back left oh god splunky and it was dark and i would have seen it if it wasn't dark i didn't lose my torch right i'm going again the shorts are warming up you have to understand shorts don't just like turn on immediately [Music] i had okay think about this i had to do a little bloodletting of that character before um before i actually make it to cosmic ocean just think about it besides now we're back in a dwelling podcamp god it's fine we're fine [Music] i'm not ending on that note oh stupid [Music] oh oops whatever do disney portal all right i need a little money i've got a plan oh my god a lot of a lot of people are going to disneyland right now [Music] oh why did i wait i can jump off them wait is he dead now no he's not right all right oh [Music] all right um i could get the golden poop monkey yeah let's get the golden poop monkey [Music] just follow us around [ __ ] gold our idol the sage of the vertocracy he's back come on poop monkey [Applause] oh turkey all right stare right there poop [Music] oh kapala so good dude [Music] i love his little noises he's truly our savior oh come on [Music] grab some of your [ __ ] [Music] yeah just hang out there nope okay [Music] here come one go down there [Music] god he's perfect [Music] okay i didn't see the key i think it's next time [Music] can i bring the poop monkey with me [Music] come on poop monkey let's go i can wait we just bring the poop monkey forever is it real oh you just [ __ ] next to the door dude this is awesome so just like we permanently have the poop monkey holy [ __ ] all right now this is a run this is an oh [ __ ] yeah run [Music] i didn't realize this is like a permanent buff all right grabbing some blood here no no careful careful careful careful careful okay he's fine he's fine he's fine [Music] oh my god i have to get that it's another disneyland portal this has been insane luck i mean i should probably take these guys to disneyland [Music] why what why did he why did he wake up so quick that's weird [Music] all right getting a lot of health [Music] is he wait is he done pooping i think he's done pooping all right so he's just a monkey now so is it okay if i sacrifice him now send it to disneyland can i he's just constipated okay i will kill the monkey i'll wait i'll waste a rope here and i don't even have that many ropes setting off the trap so we can keep the monkey god he's so [ __ ] adorable [Music] uh you're gonna have to take this one simon i'm not letting the poop monkey take this [Music] cow wait where's the thing i actually kind of oh [ __ ] where's the oh there it is there it is okay okay this is the principal from simon's school some of the teachers have found some concerning bruises on simon he has also been a good kid could you please give us a call so he can arrange a meeting concerning his safety oh my god no okay saved it i almost broke the ghost pot look this is it's a healthy procedure to do a little bloodletting okay [Music] that's how you get rid of any bad spirits that's how you get rid of any uh tremors and disease there's a time-honored tradition oh time-honored tradition and you get very sleepy afterwards [Music] see withdrawal blood to prevent or cure disease based ancient system been around a long time humors we have to remove humors most 2 000 years abandoned except for various few specific medical conditions simon has one of one of them [Music] beneficial effect blood pressure simon's blood pressure's been insane effect was unintentional harmful anyway so it's good it's good like most of the time if you look at the science [Music] he's just doing some bloodletting he's doing a lot of blood lighting yeah get those humors out that monkey was smarter than any of us chad he knew what he was doing [Music] oh god he must have known there's a lot of humors in his body [Music] oh my god [Music] i don't like what's going on here how do i kill monkey die him took the humor out of me that was pretty good [Music] leave but i could kill him [Music] i think how badass would be no i know it's a bomb but like the angle here is like weird okay hello this is simon's doctor calling you listed as the emergency contact i am calling to let you know that we received some concerning results in simon's most recent blood tests seems that his pressure is far lower than it should be he is also developed no it sounds like his blood pressure is low like what we were trying to do do you even understand how the humors of the human body work okay i have only four bombs and i only have one rope but otherwise this is going pretty well [Music] and i have paula a couple i have a lot of help here come here [Music] simon just heard from the doctor i heard you have low blood pressure i know just the cure [Music] report back in a week and tell me how you feel oh no simon don't do it simon's blood pressure has been [Music] so hot recently [Music] dude i've got an insane amount of disneyland portals [Music] [Applause] um i don't really want to go in here but i'm going to [Music] okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] wait oh that's fine [Music] rock dog i hate the rock dog [Music] okay [Music] i thought i had to go over there for some reason i don't know why i hit the dog that was not necessary uh all right [Music] music's freaking me out this is not good music oh it's gonna piss off the shopkeeper come on dude why why i don't want this [Music] no no no no do not come over here [Music] he's alive he's supposed to die [Music] hey he's got to be dead now he's got to be dead cool so i got to deal with that guy from now on every time [Music] i'm gonna wait for this to stop dripping [Music] oh i can go down [Music] simon and hearing you've been telling some lies to your doctor about me huh [Music] well i just checked your records you're due for an extra session of bloodletting all right [Music] should feel much better now [Music] all right is that stuff gonna drip wait was there a disneyland portal above no i'm not murdering him i'm not gonna be healthy okay it does not appear that that stuff is dripping anymore i think it's stuck okay i'm going uh wait wrong way cool now the scary part i'll put on scary music a turkey needs some bloodletting when i get back how look that's a funny name for a doctor okay my mom's a doctor right you should trust me [Music] a lot of bombs i like that [Music] all right looking good looking good hey doug this is wife i found some strange whip marks on his body last night i think he might be cheating on me please help those are uh from my stethoscope you have nothing to fear but it does sound like uh maybe your blood pressure's a little high why do you come into the office this week blood [Music] god i love my job being a doctor is awesome makes me feel stronger every day oh my god i forgot about that stupid thing [Music] all right enough scary music let's put on some blood music [Music] i don't guess that's gone all right looking for moon challenge it's right there cool could you show your medical degree on stream that's incredibly rude you never asked a doctor about his credentials you don't ask people about their oh my god you don't ask people about their weight don't ask a doctor whether he's gone to medical school [Music] really it's about experience okay it's not about some fancy degree and i can tell you have a lot of experience blood letting people [Music] all right cool a lot of crates pretty lucky rope okay not what i really want to see bombs bombs all right this is a good run this is a good run [Music] you wouldn't steal a car chad you wouldn't download an nft you wouldn't ask a doctor uh whether he's qualified to bloodlet a bunch of cats do those robot can those robots crush you did i almost die is that how they work what happens if they like push you against a wall i feel like that would crush you probably no okay i mean i probably still would have died in that situation that was not worth it um yeah okay i gotta play this a little a little smarter doing uh sonic [Music] ow [Music] very rude [Music] well my readings are showing an incredibly low blood pressure today it's a good thing i was here [Music] oh i forgot about the stupid shopkeepers dude this is the only issue i'm gonna have is there another way oh god damn it so these dudes i mean these guys are [ __ ] brutal if i come from the right i could get him to jump in the lava i think that's what i do but then i don't know because then he'll just jump up and shoot me i don't i don't know what to do i think i bombed this i dropped this down there i drop a rope down and then i let him jump in the lava hopefully oh so as long as as long as he doesn't as long as i don't attack him he'll start to forgive me and then we're good i guess i just go for it so it's just it's just two more levels right two more levels and then they forgive me and they stop attacking right or sorry one more level right just two levels okay two more all right two more levels of not killing the shopkeeper and we're good oh look never mind zero more levels why are you guys so confident about things that are completely incorrect so many of you who said incorrect answers there [Music] no i know it's twitch chat but like the amount of confidence that people have [Music] it just blows my mind sometimes all right whatever [Music] you've taught us well i don't say stuff i'm not more confident [Music] oh lots of stuff up here [Music] maybe bombs oh my god there's three crates this is insane bombs you want more after the travel agent with all the trips to disney you give up that's true that's true all right i can't get that one hi simon oh wait wait [Music] we're doing olmec skip [Music] [Music] cool easy [Music] now we get the ankh [Music] for people who aren't following the whole point of this section is to get that ankh so that's why i get to come back to life after i die [Music] now i get wobbler [Music] also doing aux skip yeah yeah [Music] okay now i drop off the bow with wobble d [Music] and now we go down don't like how close that was [Music] all right good run good run i'm gonna be honest simon might be happier up there than in my bloodletting clinic [Applause] all right titles [Music] this is a this is all the makings of a really good run what is in here [Music] sure [Music] now stop not cool did i go in here she's not gonna be pissed at me right if i go in here yeah i can just go in right i have the key that's cool right no sunken city is in like three more worlds so there's this world with this tide pool then i do a quick one called ice caves uh then neo babylon and then it's sunken city so it's this water world and then a crazy neon world and then we're done it won't get you anything there's nothing in there [Music] all right [Music] ooh i don't want spring boots i got [ __ ] spaghetti bme how have i missed every single one all right one of five gun jet pack you know what i kind of like the idea of jetpack [Music] i can't see what i'm rolling how much time one minute 30. how am i this bad i it's crazy how bad i am at whipping these things like when it's a cat i'm incredible at it okay so now i now get access to her pleasure palace um and we uh we jam it [Music] simon you're alive let's get you the doctor [Music] hmm [Music] god i love being a doctor [Music] i forgot i had a jet pack for a second okay i'm gonna go back and get the gun [Music] where's my gun here it is [Music] [Applause] [Music] all this talk about flirt letting simon is making me nervous [Music] look you've gotta understand all the science behind it okay common in young united states of america key to disease george washington has to be bled heavily after he developed throat infection within a 10-hour period 3.75 liters of blood were taken before he died see even america's founder loves bloodletting [Music] that is so much blood that is way too much blood i didn't know that oh that's so funny please don't forget to leave the sword [Music] why i guess i have jetpack now with jetpack i can do it [Music] simon i have good news i'm giving you the george washington treatment what's going on what's going on [Music] i don't understand what's going on here [Music] god goddamn the song's good [Music] all right got the sword [Music] yeah i know if i leave the sword up top that it's like safer the issue is then i have to get back up there which i just don't love but i'll leave it i'll leave it because what's going on with jetpack i can be really really safe with the sword [Music] now all [Music] give me a right give me a break [Music] i'm not used to the jet pack movement i'm worried i'm gonna kill myself a bit [Music] okay uh there's the hole this [ __ ] [Music] what what's going on what's going on get the [ __ ] out of [Music] here actually i don't want to waste time i don't want to sign simon no bloodletting today [Music] where to put the sword [Music] okay jesus so [Music] all right this is a good setup so i can easily get the sword whether or not skip works [Music] all right there's no [ __ ] [Music] i don't understand what's going on here i actually don't remember uh i don't remember the placement i think my hand is okay ank skip no paste right down here stand right here what is the point of this second rope go up perfect so okay platform there our foot would be trying to okay one rope directly to the left one rope off the right of the platform line up our foot okay with that edge of the bone block platform there we're gonna be placing four bombs in quick succession okay then we're gonna go onto the rope and climb up and then jump over onto the other rope you're gonna see why is it four bombs right here go up all right so seems easy enough you want to go down let the bombs cascade zanna gear skip is by far easier isn't it the same thing did i miss it uh do this hey everybody just each on the outer block of their respective segments this was for sticky this is what's sticking one rope in the strips for an easy escape i don't have sticky paste so that doesn't work is it this literally okay this holds into the wall i could just teleport i don't feel like it just walking there is fine okay we go again we go again broken what a great mustache i love xana gears explode the boxes it does not all right place the rope hold into the wall oh okay yeah that seems way safer literally look at that okay so you place one rope one rope on the right side over here and then you get yourselves that you drop from this point all right place the rope hold into the wall and then drop four okay i can do that i will play excessively loud music [Music] one two three four [Music] i go get my sword good day to be a believer dude all right plug give me your bloodletting okay [Music] crabs don't even realize i'm a doctor oh simon [Music] it's time for your appointment [Music] [Applause] okay here we go let me get simon to safety [Music] all right come here buddy [Music] oh my god how did that fish come from [Music] now [Music] kangoo ow ow [Music] got it [Music] feeling like it's a good day to be a believer dude [Music] i have so much health this is crazy [Music] that ended very suddenly i would refuse to bloodlet these penguins though they are too cute look at him oh actually almost everything in this game is like adorable like this is such a cute game for how violent it is like if i die because i didn't blood let those penguins that's worth it believers we have to have standards okay [Music] um oh here's a little i need to set up a little office nice all right you're looking healthy wait i should bring no i'm just gonna bring the sword i should bring one of these land mines in right it's like a free bomb no i'll probably kill myself [ __ ] it i'm not doing it oh okay that means neo babylon three levels if i don't [ __ ] it up we're good let's go [Music] i've only got nine bombs i really wish i had more jesus christ calm down calm down i don't want to go over there i don't want to do it i'm going to bomb down i don't want to do it i'm gonna come down here [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh my god i didn't know you're shooting at me jesus christ dude i'm bombing down i do not like this i do not like what's going on here bombs please bob please rope okay neil babylon dude it's a [ __ ] nightmare [Music] okay i have to look for the room it's not gonna be over there so i'll go down [Music] here it is [Music] all right all of that work was so i could get this tablet which tells me that cracked servant of clay marked by the snake cracked clay snake [Music] wait we went over this what what color is clay in this game this is what i would assume is clay no that's onyx right so it's clay brown or clay white play is white right okay it's white still doesn't make sense to me was it again oh come on give me that [Music] [Applause] cracked clay with a snake got these things terrify me straight on here i see a non-cracked one with a snake that's pretty loud i'm sorry cracked clay snake right zim okay [Music] i get through this level and then one more and we're at sunken city come on whipping out the octopath music again [Music] that's fine i don't have a jet pack but that's fine [Music] i should have just taken widescape [Music] honestly who even likes jetpacks [Music] i didn't know jet packs i had no idea jet packs blow up from those from those orbs that's insane jet packs are so dangerous i'm never using a jet pack again why would i just use a freaking cape i don't understand oh my god get the hell away from me okay i've got my freaking lion man i can go to madames [Music] what's in here [Music] food [Music] sweet uh i'm just leaving [Music] okay i'll go down this way it's already been an hour huh all right that dude's dead i'll go there [Music] i guess i guess i go down there can i go over here instead [Music] i kind of like this more [Music] almost there i get through this and that's sunken city [Music] [Music] oh it's a good [ __ ] day to be a believer my god i've got no jet pack [Music] but i've got 39 health going in going into sunken city this could be cosmic ocean dude oh it's gotta be that this is my best shot believers that's a big payout very hard twitch chat is very bad at controlling 3d games uh in my opinion twitch chat works best for simple games so 3d ones are i don't really think would be very fun they're funny for like five minutes and then just literally nothing can happen because there's no coordination oh it's a lot of money for the believers yeah dragon i saw your thing about getting bombs and ropes and stuff from uh what is it from sun challenge it's the f it's the oh [ __ ] yeah shorts i'm telling you no i'm not calling you simple i'm saying that the medium with which you guys are playing the game is he did the math you guys unbelievable that people doubt even after the math was done yeah should play a simple game like getting over it true okay what's the song that'll really fire me up honestly the space group no no no f zero did you forget to drink your olive juice today it's just the camera it's the balancing of the camera if i'm wearing like a skin colored shirt it's going to make me look really pale wait hold on no before before this i have to get the video of doing sun sun challenging believe what the [ __ ] is it called uh okay this is from emil one of our viewers thank you thank you thank you again for sending this so here's here's the sun challenge guide i feel like this will work i don't have sticky bombs so i can't bomb the thingy so he jumps up to the top left whips this person they standing in the middle of that block in the middle of that block and they just stands there whipping but and then even if he gets hit he just moves back to the middle so he's staying right in the middle skin colored then what color is your skin duke douglas well okay it's it's like tan it's like brown or something not like tan it's like tan it's darker than my skin color place two bombs in succession you can place two bombs and it blows oh so is there like an easier sun skip but i thought you need pace for that this is called moonshot this is a sun challenge right sun challenge no paste it's kind of wild that the poll results are essentially the direct opposite prediction results hey everyone zena gear here i was speaking to someone making sure to stand on the edge to avoid taking damage from the other frog trap you'll be next to you'll want to remove your jet pack and place it outside the challenge before doing this strat since flaming bodies are not very nice to jet packs oh and don't grab the arrow in between the lasers unless they're off the next strat requires paste and is identical to the previous strategy except it allows you to only use one bomb instead of placing two bombs on the ground just just oh wait so we already showed everyone xena gear here i was speaking to someone who got to co for the first time yesterday when he pointed out that one of the top links was still my son challenged joke guide so i thought i'd make a real one now also a quick shout out to jeremy who edited his own guide together as well after we talked about it and kind of came up with it at the same time i'll start with the most consistent method oh so we just dropped two blocks get on the block below the enemy spawners and place to the club to enter the same time i'll start with the most consistent method where you why wouldn't i do that so you can farm blood yeah i just feel like i'll [ __ ] it up somehow i like the idea of bombing the thing i want to bomb it you want to enter the room jump up the ladder as quickly as you can and immediately head up to the closest corner of the room get on the block below the enemy spawners and place two consecutive bombs i'm gonna bomb it dude the other look doing the whip thing i've keep [ __ ] it up somehow i think we i think we just we just bomb it we just bomb the [ __ ] out of it i think it'll work okay two in a row in the corner and then i jump over to the left over this stupid spike thingy and then i have 40 health if i get cursed if you see like the the purple tiki man uh if his little skull hits me i immediately go to one health as long as that doesn't happen oh the lobster as long as it doesn't happen the worse comes to worse i have an ankh but like but then i don't even know what what happens yeah this is the a2u way that's true is there a prediction up for this of me going to the cosmic ocean i only have seven bombs oh well she has bombs but so if she's in that secret shop that means she's not that means the the challenge isn't on this run right oh i hate these squishing noises [Music] ow simon i'm sorry this is no place for a cat giving you the george washington treatment you know what i will not give him the final bloodletting you can live a long and happy life here my wife just divorced me and took our kids to live in austria can i jump she also burned my house down anyways what's going on here same thing uh i can't bring simon okay so basically i'm basically sure at this point the challenge is not here right those are poisoned now right yeah those are poisoned it's not here okay what the [ __ ] is that thing what is that i mean i know it's a frog but like am i okay i don't like this so i just run past right i'm going i'm not going i'm not [ __ ] with the frog oh my god [Music] okay dear god uh and i'm positive that the sun challenge isn't here right because because i saw her in the secret shop yeah right it's not here okay sorry i'm just freaking out a little bit this is now the farthest i've ever been in the game because i've actually beaten one level of this okay there it is there it is oh my god come over here yeah let's get you out of here i'll leave this outside oh come on come on hit the dab i don't know what you're saying you can't just say words and assume i will understand them there's no copium i'm going up to the top right i'm dropping two bombs and playing the best goddamn splunky of my life i mean to the left [Music] how long does this take how long [Music] five seconds please good day to be a believer okay now i'm safe right nothing kills me you know what i'll take a cape [Music] [Music] so now it's just two more levels right for people who've done cosmic ocean it's just i just get through two more and then there's undone right i don't know why i'm asking you because a bunch of people say yes even though they don't know but if enough people say yes seven fours hund down okay there's nothing else i have to do right there's nothing else i have to do okay [Music] my wife says yes how do you do this like shoot okay got it so everything that i've done everything is to be here with this bow and arrow i keep forgetting i don't have double jump [Music] shorts before [Music] what is that ball sack what does that do someone tell me what the ball sack does i'm serious that ball sack top right [Music] it's just a ball sack everybody's saying different things ball and chain okay wait can i actually not shoot the arrow does it matter if i shoot the arrow it's like a volcano spike ball okay got it got it got it like ball in the chain but sticky okay okay you can shoot it okay you can't shoot it but could get destroyed okay just be really careful all right but like if i'm in a pinch i can shoot it it's not gonna like lose it permanently come on [Music] good exactly what i needed rope [Music] simon there's no time i'm sorry [Music] your bloodletting will have to wait till next time [Music] what the [ __ ] is that what is that one more come on this has taken i know it's a fly i understand that i mean what does it do in this game only use it for the eye all right i won't shoot don't shoot it i don't know what to do for a hundon i'll have to look at it i'll look at a guide before i play hundon one more level and then the final final final boss [Music] there's so many wait do i i'm going i'm still going north right you you go up the whole time right you go up the whole time if you have spike boots you can stomp both heads bomb all right i'll look at a guide after this and like look at my options it's literally half yes and half no in the chat this is so unhelpful oh okay everybody most people are saying up watch out for those traps yeah possibly i'm going up okay um what's up all right we're playing big boss all world 7 is up okay i believe that i've killed a lot of these bugs what the hell are what are those things these drops what is what are the things on the right do they just drop skull skulls they just drop skulls that's it do i don't have to fight him or anything okay cuz i can handle that you can break them is that gonna blow up god those arrows are really [ __ ] long [Music] [Music] i wish i had double jump dude let's get out of here ah what is the [ __ ] is the frog doing here am i gonna be okay ah i'm there i'm there i'm there this is terrifying dude [Music] undone guide i have one more level it's another boss and if i beat him and i shoot him with my arrow i'm at cosmic ocean finally after like 150 hours of this [ __ ] game [Music] which which one do i do [Music] all right i'm here for a little short video about how to kill honduran easier i'm gonna watch like two or three guides to maximize my chances of this i've never i've watched somebody play it like one time i really don't apparently a lot of people still have trouble with this boss so this is just a very short guide about how uh i deal with honduras he's going through this is a very effective way to take care of him pretty much all you'll need to execute this is spike shoes which always spawn on the snow level i have spike shoes drops them so it's pretty easy to get you don't even really need them it just makes this a lot easier and you need some mobility item i'm using vlad's cape because it always spawns so i don't have a mobility it's a lot easier to get than a jet pack although jetpack does make this astronomically easier just because it's better mobility for this sort of thing so when you start this you're going to why are there teeth everywhere this is my doctor's office do not bother dealing with the heads when they spawn so one thing you need to take note of here is that you're going to be using this uh this is 7-4 oh [ __ ] so i have to like play another level basically is there a timer on hundon is there a ghost i assume there's not a ghost right because it's a boss level petition that you'll see right here what this no ghost on honda okay so i can take my time getting up here politician does is i'm gonna be so [ __ ] sad if i die on the way to him it's basically going to act as a blocker between the two heads of honduran so what you're going to want to do is just to be sure you probably want to get rid of okay so you just jump on those what do those even do do they shoot you or something with any of the poison traps in case they okay so i put the bow at the top somehow screw you over but yeah you want to position yourself at around here so the heads are one on each side wait is he just moving up the whole time it goes like do i have to hurry at the beginning like is this guy constantly walking up he's chasing you oh [ __ ] okay so you have to go fast i did not know that good call i would have taken my sweet time the chase ai which is basically just walking around while you climb the level and the actual fighting ai at this stage heyo switches the ground hits here okay chundun is still using its chasing ai this basically means that if you attack one head it's not going to counter attack as it's expecting the other one to do all the work since you're not fighting it so you can repeatedly attack one of the heads with absolutely no repercussion and this little partition here is going to save you from all the fireballs that one of the heads launches so you set up you get them so the egg is just below the partition and you can stop one of the heads to death really easily now it's only three stops wow i think that is still in the chasing form as in it hasn't risen up enough for it to begin the actual fighting stage you can notice as it hasn't sprouted wings yet yeah it has has no dislikes so we know it's good wow this is actually the first time i've ever been really annoyed by the no dislikes thing simply curb stomp the other head to death and uh yeah that is an incredibly easy way to kill hondun very consistently the only downside is if there is water underneath you will need to get rid of that water first otherwise it will screw you up and you will die most likely and yeah that's pretty much it i uh hope you enjoyed and learned something from this video if it gets enough attention i may do more tips about other optimizations i've made for the game there's a plug in the app hope you enjoyed and then once once i'm there i shoot the dude the i shoot the egg with my bow and arrow and then i go to cosmic ocean and then i just jump in right this is a pretty risky strat okay so what's a better one i think we watched this guy right this is paste i don't have pace so i just go to the top left i miss the betting but i believe that's my video oh hi kygaming thank you for the lovely video so so am i understanding this is the safer way and then if i jump on his head that's like a riskier but faster one you don't have enough bombs i have like 27 right why wouldn't i do this if he gets poisoned on the way up you can wait 10 minutes for him to die dude look at twitch chat like this is this is what i mean every time i ask anything i said i have 27 bombs you have enough not enough i like i never know what to believe it's still it's ridiculous how contradictory everything is like one after the other um i know i need bombs i have like 27 bombs you can trust me i've made it there how many bombs do you have to how many times you have to hit him with the bomb the other way is so much easier why don't i the only issue i have with the this way is like i don't have like i don't have a double jump so when i'm here and i have to jump on his head and stop one of the heads like this feels a lot scarier when i don't have a double jump to get out of there you know like if i hit him the third easily like i wouldn't know what when his head is gonna die you know you need 28 bombs i have a cape yeah but like i don't know i'm i'm anticipating me [ __ ] this up somehow so i'm trying to like figure out it's either three or four bombs per head he has three bombs per head as long as i don't [ __ ] it up i'm fine so okay let me follow okay so this is with paste seems like with paste it would be really easy so i come up here and i'm at the there's like a c or whatever and i'm in the middle one it seems like it's consistent there why'd you go back in was that mistake so he just waits or what do you have to you have to cross and wait i've tried to full screen the video okay sorry you have to do that three times and then once he's like all the way over he let you you should quit and play roblox so what happens if you hear you have to cross again i know you have to cook the bombs but i can do it i've never [ __ ] that up before well i don't need a lot of bombs for cosmic oceans i'm not like trying to get a deep cosmic ocean run right now um don't do it just go for spike shoes i feel like i'm gonna kill myself but even then then there's still one head that's the thing i i don't think i can jump on both and then hit the other guy so if you hit one now considering that hondun is still in the chasing forward it hasn't risen up enough for it to begin the actual fighting stage you can notice as it hasn't sprouted wings yet you can simply curb stall the other head to death and uh yeah that is an incredibly easy way to kill hondun very consistently you have to wait for him to do this i don't know i don't know the timing for this head shooting i'll have to like wait for that and he could just kill me dude i i feel like i don't know man i feel like maybe the bomb thing just seems a lot safer spike shoes first puts me down below this thing yeah i mean i could spike but that's the thing i'd rather just get to the top and just be safe about it rather than come back down yeah dude if i had vlad's cape i would try this i'm gonna i'm gonna be a coward go for bombs and what does he do they just like shoot fireballs at you every once in a while should look at the whole arena now i'll be fine we'll yolo no that's the thing if i start with shoes then i have to get up here right then i have to make my way back up with only one of the heads i get this shoes thing would be easier but without double jump i am very and doing this for literally the first time i do not think that's a good idea um all right [ __ ] go if i beat this boss that's cosmic ocean oh my god he's right there [Music] what the [ __ ] why is there why is water coming from the ceiling i mean from the floor you know what i mean where do i go oh i have to go up there okay got it how do i go in this all right this is it right [Music] all right this is where i cook him i'm gonna just check over here make sure there's nothing crazy [Music] all right [ __ ] this one's for the believers i'm going too late okay 24 more bombs 24 chances [Music] 21. one down okay do i have to cross do i have to cross the map [Music] i just cross after he shoots fireball right we go [Music] now he crosses to me yeah [Music] i already hit him once two more 20 bombs two hits worst case i jump on his head [Music] come here and that's good [Music] i think he's too far yes yes that's it i get the bow [Music] i need that money sorry sorry my hands are really sweaty cosmic ocean [Music] i get to go right i still win right please tell me i still win let me in let me go please yes yes oh my god it took exactly an hour cosmic ocean yes wow made that a little scarier than it needed to be thank god i had that honk it's just right oh oh my god took six days of [ __ ] grinding it oh |
what's up levers win foreign yeah I wasn't ready but Believers needed a win hey Doug what's insect do you think tastes the best um ladybugs forbidden fruit it probably tastes like cherry I mean they probably taste like bugs but that's what happens when we be live let's go moth Nation big day for bath Asian Believers already got a win yesterday they're allowed to have two wins okay don't be selfish it's it's crazy to me like yesterday when I when when I beat the challenge and a bunch of people like rigged you reset in the middle of another run the daughters are not content with having 95 of the wins even that single bet they're like no no technically you're reset really makes you think anyway today will probably be short but the last time I did this I thought it would take 10 minutes and it went for hours so who knows they need to find some kind of loophole it's just it continues to be wild to me Princess nari thanks so much for the 12 months I literally think there's people who care about my stream more than I do or at least have more emotional weight in it I don't know there's no way that's that that statement is true but it is definitely true that some people certainly for certain parts of my stream people are so invested in it um oh wait I need to have randomizer in the title uh is it Zelda random what's the command Zelda Rando what did I make it not Zelda radno Zelda Rando what the hell is the name of the command random Zelda Zelda randomizer what if they make the command there's a command to credit wait somebody got it what was it oh it's just randomizer yeah I'm gonna put that in the title uh I'm doing laundry can we get the laundry alarm like right now it doesn't feel like did you just put in the laundry because if you just put in the laundry I can't play the lot playing the laundry alarm a lot right now will not help you and I'm not gonna remember to do this in 40 minutes but here you go enjoy [Music] there you go do your laundry wait so either you want me to do the alarm in like 40 minutes which I'm not going to remember to do or you want me to remind you to do your laundry right now but you clearly are remembering to do your laundry because you just asked me to tell you just go do your laundry you don't need the laundry alarm yo what up do you have any videos you recommend for somebody wanting to become a streamer I feel like I'm a lonely man and a sea of hamburger restaurants well boy do I have the video for you I you couldn't have even finished the whole video by now nobody can can talk about my video yet I mean I guess if you just want to go based off the headline I did make for people who are curious um on Doug Doug this video Doug's guide for new content creators don't watch it at 2x speed I already talked too fast in it krakachon thank you so much for the five gifted Subs appreciate it man thank you thank you thank you watch it what if I watched it Forex speed that's not a thing I literally there's like a bunch of times I'm talking too fast and you can't understand what I'm saying you literally should watch it at like 50 speed um but I I'm really I'm proud of this video it's just me ranting it's not like uh I'm gonna download the video to watch it 250 times speed you could just watch it in the time it takes you to download it speed it up and watch that um if you are curious various people have asked like advice for getting started uh as a content creator or a streamer or a YouTuber or whatever this is like my guide that is Jesus like the full picture of what I think you should know and think about when you are doing content uh this is like basically the entirety of the advice that I would give somebody who wants to do content uh as a job so I I think it's very comprehensive I'm proud of it probably most people will be like oh this is weird but that's fine I recommend checking out if you're interested it's very long uh wait I missed something kinchill thank you so much for the five good subs thank you thank you thank you yeah I mean it's just it's just me ranting right it's it's not um it's not like a well like produced thing but I think what I said is is important um actually I am curious you should make a vlogging Channel and call it Doug no I'll call it dog dog we already have the two somebody's got to be named Doug on YouTube if okay if I open up YouTube right now there's zero people with the channel name of Doug then yes [Music] foreign [Music] Doug Armstrong [Music] okay so Doug is already taken dude I took Doug somebody's already taken Doug I've also took Doug and we also the mods took Doug Doug but I can take Doug for VOD or for Vlogs if I end up doing a vlog Channel which I will never ever do in my life that doesn't count there's got to be a channel just named dog dude there's no way that's not the case it's not gonna show up it's not gonna be big enough this is not Five Guys this is the Italian Mexican restaurant is anybody just named Doug is there any channel that's just named Doug there's too many successful Doug based channels for a channel just search channels how do you do that filter by Channel oh I didn't know you could do this Doug demuro mystery sorry Duke future me remember to email Chris remember that Doug Barnard more dog tomorrow Doug's dark wow there are so many Doug based channels wow Doug heldering Doug Benson Doug wolver Doug solid the bush thank you Doug Linker dug the Pug Doug Casey's take Doug Batchelor it's not how you spell Bachelor I have a chemistry test tomorrow can we review molecular orbitals please okay ready go all hail the [ __ ] King all right but I had to buy dinner unacceptable that's the tension I don't there literally might not be a single person just named Doug I don't think these are fake surgery on Thursday everything went really well getting my bandage off tomorrow hey congrats at me watching the Skyrim cheese VOD on repeat the cheese the one where all the cheeses spawn Merry Christmas um okay I don't there might not be a channel named Doug on YouTube and that could be the the Vlog Channel that I will definitely make at some point in my life congratulations me I literally just came home from University just to see that you started okay also thanks for all the great comments close you're welcome there's a guy named Doug what do you do you post hey Doug full design movies from 1970 wondering when estrogen is gonna get restocked on l13 my and my friends already consumed all of our estrogen so we need a refill on aisle 13. everybody knows we store the estrogen in the Biff hole dude there are so many Doug channels this is wild they're like successful too I didn't think there were like many people named Doug doing content or doing anything I'm a Potato I think for 12 months appreciate it [Music] we should do um a Doug YouTuber tier list I'm kind of on a tier list kick right now because I do try to pay attention to famous Dougs famous Doug's Wikipedia like Doug's stock has been going up dude oh no no no no although it's also been going down hold on I have something to show you I guess I can't show you the whole thing somebody emailed me with a business offer and said let me find it this is like a real thing okay I don't want to leak his info dog I'm so proud of you subscribing to the YouTube channel johnnyman who does high octane tutorials for Minecraft hashtag at hashtag Minecraft server hashtag Doug server hashtag new trailer go back there's a channel named Doug okay somebody emailed me for like a business offer they opened with a Hello dodo what a power opener dude what a [ __ ] power move way to start the conversation we would get Doug Chomp when is Doug champ did you lie to us what is Doug I don't know what you're referring to actually at all like this is such a power move you open and be like hey you have a new name I'm giving you a nickname dodo that's what I'm gonna call you we're gonna call you dodo now work with my company like it's just wow I just feel so tiny and Powerless in front of this man who calls me the wrong name incredible incredible opener there's been some great there's been some great business emails I've gotten I've shared like a couple of them on Twitter but a viewer found it wait somebody said like here I'm actually accidentally on Doug's kitchen you're saying this is a channel named Doug okay and it's just The Great Gatsby and Lana Del Rey we found Doug so I'll have to sue them and take the channel in order to make my channel jokes and deserve to get farted on I don't know what you're referring to but um yes I agree okay so we're gonna play Zelda in just a second doing the randomize that I did last week I should try to get all the dogs together um there's like some very successful there's an astronaut named Doug that was a big day for Doug's there's been some good Doug moments in the last couple years we've been making strides I've been doing my part apparently there's a bunch of other YouTubers named Doug huge day for dogs um all right why is the music going on we get some oxygen please I can't breathe no there's no time we have to play Zelda foreign I'm divorcing my birthday deal all right um if you're here last week right I did this last week I think um I will be starting a brand new file in Zelda breath of the wild but I am playing on one of the hardest if not the hardest randomizers where all the items are random and the monsters are randomly spawning all over the place with random things it is super freaking dangerous it's gonna give me nine random goals to complete and if I can complete all nine of those goals I win I'm the greatest gamer of all time congratulations Doug you did it wow but if I die the stream ends instantly I have a bunch of stuff can't believe it this is gender Pride where did that I okay I I'll Trust whatever Laura's kind of go I'm not following but I'm in um oh I do wait actually I do have a question for tomorrow uh I so I just again I posted this video on my second Channel Doug Doug three dogs uh uh about it was just well it's like an hour and 40 minutes advice for new content creators and um would you be interested in watching that through watching that live on stream tomorrow and then like answering questions because it's a topic I care about a lot like I'm as if you watch the video you'll probably realize like oh I really care about this stuff but it is also it's already an hour and 40 minutes there's like a lot of stuff to watch already okay people are mostly saying yes okay I'll probably do that tomorrow if not tomorrow maybe next week or something um but I think it'd be interesting to like take questions and talk about it and if uh if I didn't cover things or people are curious about additional uh stuff or their specifics maybe um yeah I do think at this point I thought the video because I wrote out this long kind of outline I spent a lot of time trying to think through all my all my thoughts on this and then put it into you know uh Vlog also hope you're having a great day also what are we doing today what is today I'm lost no you're good you're gonna pick it up um the video is way longer than I expected so I do feel like I pretty much covered everything everything you almost threw up eating cheese yellow heart oh that one that was a fun one I like that uh okay yeah we'll probably do that tomorrow I think it'd be fun mostly I just want to talk about stuff more because I think it's interesting Doug is stalling I guess I will do a timer the last time we did this which I think it was last week right I'm going like a little bit crazy with dates this we did this last week right it lasted like two and a half hours however there were like 15 instances where I could have died immediately at the beginning so um what do you think Chad do I survive the first 20 minutes I'm gonna put up a timer mods can you do a prediction though so do I survive the first 20 minutes the time will start when the game starts and I'm allowed to stall I am allowed to stall I know you're still gonna yell rigged but I am warning you in advance I'm going to play the game like I would normally play the game which is to stop and talk about things occasionally I am not speed running cool I like that you're yelling rigged right now and I'm clearly explaining the rules and nothing's happening would you ever do a beginner's coding thing nope because I am not qualified to teach programming there are other great people who are qualified to do that there are wonderful tutorials for learning programming I am not a great programmer okay I feel like we're pretty good right ready to go aren't you the teacher though if you are good at teaching history that doesn't automatically mean you should teach computer science I'm a Five Guys I can't just turn into a Taco Bell hire a better coder no you don't seem to understand what I'm trying to do here I'm not gonna hire a person to teach you guys computer science I just won't teach you computer science I why would I do that all right are we good any final questions before we get started we want spyrobot maybe later if we if I need to be particularly inspired but this this game is pretty intense as is I don't really need the inspiration I don't think um cool three two one go [Music] attempt number two here we go but I got accepted into the Doug Doug University Computer Science Program you're legally required to teach us that'd be awesome if like when if you subscribe to my channel you get to like fill out a check box of what you want to learn and I have to give you a degree I love your content but I took your advice from your latest YouTube video and you were a horrible cooker there you go the spaghetti hamburger was awful weird textures was a mess to try and eat and I got stains on my new shirt that I have a strong feeling will never come out yeah but the guy who really likes having stains on his shirt is gonna [ __ ] love my cooking stalling oh wait actually can I skip this I forget love watching some dodo after I get out of couples counseling yeah there's not there's no kind of um after party to couples counseling quite like watching me play Zelda there we go I can skip this link needs oxygen foreign thank you very much waikou for making this you can also find a link to his YouTube channel if you type exclamation mark randomizer in the channel in the chat right here [Music] bam bam I got my wisdom teeth removed today if you're losing putting them back in I'm probably gonna die to be clear this is like an ultra Ultra hard challenge to beat nine things without dying so here's where it's going to give me nine random goals right these are the ones thank you true this is where I'm going to randomize the goals I'm gonna get nine of them and the goal is to beat all nine by the time before I die okay baked palm fruit that's easy I can re-roll these by the way if we want so if they're really bad I'll re-roll uh fruit that's fine sunshroom that's fine kill two he knocks that's rough Seven Highlands room that's fine I love to watch it okay Hydra melon apples ancient core where do I get ancient cores is that doable how Guardians so I'd have to kill a guardian there's a pretty easy chest for it the chests are random though so I wouldn't know where that chest is I would like to be a content creator so yes let's do that okay man my core is so ancient god I'm so ancient right now chat yeah the drops are random guys I guess I could get them from chess I will start I think this is actually a fairly good set of goals it's mostly fruit it's most or like mostly food which is pretty doable the two black keynoxes are hard but hinoxes aren't that hard I think I can do this guy that guy didn't see you there why can't I kill two enox oh yeah you were here for chat well no with he knocks hold on with Enochs black he noxes don't spawn until later that's the only issue like I literally wouldn't be able to find them in the map right Visionary thank you very much for the 12 months appreciate it I'm gonna re-roll I'm gonna reroll I I don't think I think I literally cannot find black keynoxes okay photo of bananas that's fine photo of Farmer's Pitchfork that's fine I can do both of those in same area palm fruit that's good rook's protection is really hard wrote and it's random though roasted bird thigh boat or wind blight Ganon herbosis Fury no this is a mess re-roll four blue he knocks I think I can do that hi okay eight fish Farmer's pitchfork take a photo of Lord of the mountain that's kind of hard mifa's no these are too hard I should have left I should have kept the first one yeah the travel Medallion I can't even control when I get those things Ruben thank you for 12 months thank you thank you okay photo of bananas lord of the mountain again at least 10 Hearts that's gonna be so long [Music] re-rolling what is an igneopablet oh that's probably the little guy right the Little Rock if you get this that means you survived the alert delay congrats dude I keep getting super hard ones the rook's protection I can't even guarantee when I would when I would get that I should have stayed with the first one like or both yeah I can't get herbosa's Fury plus two lionels no another Lionel are you my father daddy Doug not yet Parker's working on it okay take a photo of a flying Guardian I can do that I can't get eight hearts that's not doable man I should these are impossible this is the hardest reroll I've gotten by far kill Master kogo wind blight no reroll okay that's fine that's fine it's not great but I could technically do it like that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine that's not cool horses helped me through my divorces thank you horses I just wish my kids loved me though thank you pot whis thank you for the five gifted Subs appreciate it thank you thank you thank you muldugas are gonna appear in a frost house dude I got the easiest people have heard of Karl Marx but if you know of his sister and Olympic runner her name is still mentioned at the start of every race caught [Music] okay this is impossible we re-roll again I can't get dude I should have I should have done that first one that first one I got was so easy I just had to fight he knocks's that would have been doable Doug you so true Stone Talus okay that's doable that's doable that's not really doable that's doable that's doable that's not doable I just want them to be possible like literally available to me without just RNG I wonder if this randomizer will randomized my wife back into my life very hard very hard oh my God these are so hard hey Doug I would like to make a deposit please also can I open a new line of credit I've made good progress on my mortgage so I'm sure my rates will be low what is a black Les office talk with Parker he's with the who's the banker um what is I don't even know what black is office is doable doable not doable not doable Jesus not doable Powers thank you again dude [Music] [Music] isn't this fun okay doable doable doable technically doable doable doable doable doable doable okay those are doable I will have to kill a bunch of lionels and a bunch of muldugas which be very very hard but that is technically doable [Music] I'm gonna write the objectives down [Music] you know I will actually because that took so long I will actually restart the timer walking skills here by talking for minutes while the clock runs would love to see you break the world record for longest Peggle game ever okay it starts now I just tweaked out but then ordered Chinese takeout does that cancel out or double up I think you just canceled okay let me write these down at the top left [Music] applese writes slowly okay three hearty radish for Camp what is a campfire egg is that different than just an egg you can get herbos's Fury and the plus versions from chests yeah but like I wouldn't have any control over it right that's what I mean like I don't want them to be just literally I have to just search chess forever these are all doable right in the Overworld the Soviet Union because you're styling like crazy thank you the hell [Music] [Music] okay I think it was the last one photo of bananas you know what they say dunk being Wicked is boring but being bad most definitely is not boring that's so true dude all right those are our goals um I'll put them here underneath me because I'm the main character not these stupid goals all right ladies and gentlemen let's bang ass imagine stalling for 20 minutes rigged if I could complete these nine goals without dying I [ __ ] win I know this challenge is doable I could have been in last week if I didn't die to lightning Boulder I don't know what killed me last week this is definitely doable it's just super super goddamn hard everything is going to be randomized but there is a strategy for all this stuff we start with the tutorial here we go if I die stream ends immediately that's dope amazing weapon it's actually super helpful at the beginning okay Ander got a helmet he's beautiful okay [Music] link is hot even fewer people have heard of Alan turing's sister cake two ring she spent the war delivering sandwiches and other food to various events you know this reminds me of a video that we've never watched and I think I've been too generous to the doubters so we're gonna go ahead and watch it as long as we keep releasing that content we'll be able to drive up now or do you find that more girls are playing and I asked this question because I've heard from very reliable sources about link the character link that link is hot it's like hot to you uh link is hot I gotta say a link is hot but yeah more girls more girls are oh yeah all right now I will stop stalling let's actually get back into it three two one as long as we keep releasing that content we'll be able to drive now or do you find that more girls are playing and I asked this question because I've heard from reliable sources that link the character link that link is hot it's like it's hot I gotta say it like it's hot but yeah maybe more good looking guys more girls okay no more Stone as long as we keep releasing that content find that more girls are playing and I asked this question because I've heard from very reliable sources about link the character link that link is hot is link hot to you link is hot I gotta say link is hot but yeah more girls are so for people who don't know I have to complete the whole tutorial area first basically [Music] which means we gotta unlock the four shrines first up I go unlock the tower then the four shrines then that gives us the paraglider and we move on to the Overworld hello something you've done has changed Fate by paying more attention to your health you're now still alive in my timeline are we in different timelines I'm not no I'm not gonna loot the video we have to focus your favorite food but also wear bunny suit now the bunny suit meaning is dead remember it died a peaceful death okay so the randomizer starts right now this is where stuff can start spawning I am gonna go grab as much food as I can wait do I need fun facts no I don't need mushrooms the trees on the Galapagos Islands aren't actually true trees they are members of the dandelion family that glue giant to fill the Chinese on the islands really [Music] that's crazy is that true [Music] okay I got a melon so the beginning area is mostly threatening if random stuff starts spawning last time there was like lionels and mildugas the whole intro as long as that's not happening we're good it got canonically auctioned off yeah there we go all right we head this way okay sorry everybody link is not hot anymore I choose to believe [Music] okay here's all the talking to me [Music] sorry Chad link is hot point reward when what do you mean what does that mean I can kill a guy [Music] what the hell all right they all drop random things hey Doug long time YouTube they were just coming by to tell you I saw IRL last week hell yeah he's happy and healthy and wanted you to know she wants a divorce she didn't mean that she was drunk and upset hi Mr Doug our marriage is going crazy to the basement yet all you have done here is G Fuel and olive oil I am very hungry that's my custom flavor of g-fuel you'll learn to love it um I gave link a bot but they broke it instead oh that that could have been a very quick end of the stream huh as I was stabbing my spear out at that guy I was like wait a minute this could be a really bad idea okay Let's Jam I just wanted food okay saving doesn't matter because this file is deleted as soon as I die why are you like this I wouldn't I I didn't think about the fact that he's holding a flame barrel and if I hit him it will explode this is way way better than the last time we did this there's no like crazy monster spawning I'm just gonna grab the bows and stuff the the link is hot emote I removed because we needed more emote slots and obviously link is hot had not been relevant but 25th from a terrible carbo videos glad to see you still around and now maybe you'll finally get the Peggle World Record with your extra time okay marblins can spawn moblins are not that threatening though so I think that's fine but link is hot yeah but I had a limited number of emote slots and that Meme hadn't been relevant in like two years God doubters are [ __ ] shaking and vomiting right now this is going so smooth I mean the instant it spawns Guardians everywhere it gets a lot worse but right now Inspire about here who said that you can stop chanting repeat after me life is purposeful life is pointless life is purposeful life is pointless super easy if it's 20 minutes in and it's been incredibly easy we will turn on inspirebot for inspiration as a fellow person who grew up in Sacramento where did you primarily grow up at I'm Citrus Heights slash fertile Farms area uh I don't I don't really want to give that information but um yeah I'll say Sacramento unfortunately but I did grow up there oh can I say with Maori link divorce Zelda and sleep with Mario I've heard Sacramento is cool now Sacramento is not cool when I grew up wait that's not what anybody was asking sack is fine well apparently downtown so when I grew up downtown Sacramento had nothing going on all all people did in Sacramento was get drunk and smoke weed at the river and now people still do that but like apparently downtown is really cool there's like a really good food scene in Sacramento the food is super good there I think a lot of people have like left the Bay Area and gone to Sacramento so it's way cooler than when I grew up there it was so boring when I grew up in Sacramento my God foreign very very hot Oh you mean does Reggie fisa may think it's hot it's also ex like scorching temperature wise it's like 100 degrees all summer for four months it's awful Jesus take the Sacramento the character Sacramento I gotta say it Sacramento's hot Sacramento's hot it's like 100 degrees all right all right um very easy start to the game hey Doug can you share your home address and social security number hey Doug I heard you grew up in Sacramento what's your credit card number wait I can't eat that's actually kind of a problem because I can't heal as long as nothing bad happens we're [ __ ] good dude why did you take the tester off my head I am not hot anymore I am now pursuing legal action I didn't take the toaster okay the game it will randomly give me and take away items it's not my fault thank you okay we're learning about this next we're going to the shrine yep yep it does seem a little bit laggy I don't know why yep yep yep yep it always cracks me up how much it's the greatest song ever this is super clear Terry is at least several trans donators every stream anyways chat can we get some more trans rights transgender Pride transgender Pride we all know link is hot but is his body ready I doubt there are any more trans people here than any other community is my guess just maybe people are more comfortable expressing it which is fine I don't know at least I like to believe that that it's um that you know people are just everywhere you know [Music] happy to have you here how should I tell my dad I am failing my college classes he paid for it dude I I don't know um I'm not a there like I'm not a therapist I heard Zelda needed help on the internet so I sent her a link to help like just so you guys know what I do is I play video games and I make videos hey Doug that's right I've decided that olive oil is not enough anymore we will be preparing the union with upper chat lantia to overthrow our Purge Atlant yeah you mean like out of the basement I don't understand when are you going to change my voice to point Crow's voice thank you text to speech voice I don't know how to do that I know that there are I know that there are companies somebody reached out about one too um that there are that there are companies that can you can just talk a whole bunch and then it will turn your voice into a voice model what is the login info for your bank account and social security number since we have so much in common God two Drew hey Doug I heard you wait do you have a Social Security number Doug wow that's crazy we should we should swap them as trans people are comfy here we are all so loud since we want HRT and you have 36 milliseconds to give us some or else oh [ __ ] I ran out this is all Biff's job dude this isn't on me this is what I paid bit for how should I tell it guys that that I dropped out of college years ago he didn't pay for it I got stasis that is for I just want to stasis stasis is up on the cliff okay so we gotta leave here tonight I officially divorced my gender welcome to the divorce Club what is a social security number we don't have anything like that it is a number that's not supposed to mean I think Pope is inflating our economy and sneaking into Doug's mod team foreign wait why is this music playing uh what was I saying oh what the [ __ ] whoa okay this is actually fine moblins are too slow I think to actually catch up that will one hit kill me though that is a spiked thing and I'm naked so we're gonna go ahead and do this whistle run we're gonna bail out of here yeah that is not good social what are social security numbers they're so pointless oh my God that guy is about okay hold on that guy's a bow and arrow we need to uh ramp this up just a little bit um [Music] go that dude shoots me we're dead try to shoot through this wall I can't see [Music] Social Security numbers control retirement it's like your ID in the government I think even though it's not supposed to be that at all hey Dr Doug I think I am realizing my fear of Abandonment is rooted in my childhood trauma can you prescribe anything I'm gonna prescribe you 18 bees what I want you to do is let the bees sting you like leeches we'll see if that helps we'll speak French and sacraments is a slave so I'm happy to hear you were raised in [ __ ] too wait sat really Sacrament is a slur in French [Music] everyone is transgender once I hit them with my energy beam [Music] okay that's fine why do I have a bow what I am not a therapist tell your dad you were failing your classes through an interpretive dance I am not a therapist try giving your dad some of those bees let him be stung by bees 18 times until he's cool with you failing it's like bloodletting pot so I've heard from very reliable sources that the space Pope is hot that's a real guardian right am I crazy is it not working oh no it's worked okay Guardians can spawn everywhere that's not good ooh shank thank you very much for the five Gifts of Subs appreciate it okay here's what I'm gonna do don't walk here hey Doug I heard you drink water do you have any deathly allergies where will you be Thursday at 3 P.M [Laughter] why am I hurt so bad I do not like the fact that you just randomly lose all your help to restock the estrogen pills on Aisle 13 they've been sold out for weeks I swear that guy what do I even paying for and the name of your first pet dude I have a security question I want to show I don't know when I put this let me see if I can let me see if I can find it listen it means a lot when creators give us a space where we can be ourselves out of the closet it's a small thing but it means a lot okay hold on I am on a stall because I think this is interesting hey Doug how can I play video games we're going to want to do is become a big streamer with lots of people and then you write python code that lets them play and then you go leave and you do something else okay manage my account I need to find the security question I don't know how to do that though data and privacy Maybe oh I got my health back sorry Believers or sorry doubters you're probably gonna lose because it's gonna take me a minute I'm trying to find I so I have a Google account and it asked me to confirm the security question right that it will that it will ask me if I'm trying to get my account unlocked and the security question that I created for myself is insane and I want to show it to you um but I don't know so security Maybe oh okay this is not it let me try with a different account this is important you're gonna think it's mildly funny and you're gonna go wow it was worth me losing the bet manage your Google account security recovery email dude what the hell where did this thing come from I got this foreign [Music] man this is really funny and now it's gonna be anticlimactic I can't seem to find it it's not in my like accounts or whatever [Music] I made money [Music] where was it was it on my phone that was really funny trust me you would have thought it was really funny [Music] um see thank you thank you thank you [Music] fine I'll just tell it to you okay so this part I don't know when I did this I don't remember doing this but this popped up on my phone the other day and it was like confirm your security info here's your email here's your phone number and then it was like confirm your security question security question is how many boobs do people have and not one of those people that have a uniboob but people who have a normal amount of do a normal amount of boobs and then in parentheses the answer is either one or two that is my security question on my Google account I don't know why I don't know where that came from but it popped up I was like what the [ __ ] and so I was like yeah sure see it was great wasn't that hilarious I don't know where that came from but like you don't have to ask for my mother's maiden name because that's my security question if you can get in that's the that's the the unsolvable puzzle that I created for the hackers [Music] please change it what's the thing I don't even know where it is it popped up on my phone for a second and I was like what and I can't find it I looked at my Google accounts just now and they that's not one of the questions so I don't know what that is actually getting you access to I don't understand what is your personal email oh I got bombs I can go back to the bomb Shrine that's actually great I think you were being scammed maybe oh wait no but this is the bomb Shrine I can just do the shrine so normally you get these randomly but I actually got the right thing all right um if mods want to throw up a prediction uh do I survive for 40 minutes um Let's Jam let's see what happens oh they did all right thank you thank you thank you sorry I was looking at my boob question hey Doug what is your favorite color is it green it better be green everyone loves the color green green and blue green and blue are my favorites can you power rank serial mascots in a tier list I just don't care that much about cereal my mom didn't let me eat like normal cereals growing up all I had was like Wheaties and Cheerios like normal Cheerios so I didn't get to like how should I tell my son I'm paying for his college classes he has no idea he's enrolled a lot of father-son therapy going on here normal Cheerios are high key amazing hey I respect your opinion but uh it is wrong mods can you ban that person for two seconds Honey Nut Cheerios now that's those bang ass those are awesome mods just uh ban people for two seconds who don't have correct serial opinions hey Doug how do I tell that guys that I'm paying for his gender he divorced my college degree typical College why do I have four Hearts I guess I got one at some point after me social security number is pointless social security number is pointless I mean it's not pointless but it is a dumb system it is stupid how it works he is silencing us okay let's do a Pollo poll how do I tell him I say he dropped out of college I paid for it okay you guys need to instead of talking through me it sounds like you're all here why don't you move into the move into the back office and just talk this out you know Paul do you think normal Cheerios are good those were originally only intended for workers by the Social Security Services but the IRS piggy backed off the number and now everything from jobs to colleges use it to identify you yeah yeah that's my understanding as well based off the one cgp gray video that I watched I'm not your therapist then why am I paying you it's a good question I asked myself that every day I think I've just gathered a lot of confused rich people and I've just making a living off of it despite my best efforts to inform you that I am not your therapist I just joined is declaring the votes again as the mafia are still chasing me down after last time so here's what I mean you're a bunch of Rich confused criminals who are going through divorce proceedings and you think that I'm your lawyer and therapist Jesus Take The Great spot to be in ooh thank you very much for the five good to subs thank you thank you thank you thank you do you think normal cheers are good all right what's what's the results in this poll this cannot be real this is one of those situations of college I've been paying for it how should I deal with this okay Marge cancel the poll there's no way 47 of you think this mods cancel the poll okay answer this seriously do you think let's do this hey chat I bet Doug doesn't want to share his social security number with us because he is embarrassed share your favorite ones with him in chat so he can see that it's nothing to be embarrassed about don't share your social security number you can share a number share your favorite number do you think so it's not do you think normal Cheerios are edible okay if you have like 10 boxes of cereal and then you have normal Cheerios as one of them do you eat the normal Cheerios let's use that as the metric okay no honey it's not Honey Nut Cheerios we're talking vanilla just they just baked corn into a circle and then put it into a box okay that's what a cereal that's what a Cheerio is okay get now now vote on the pole there's no way there's no there's no way depends on the other cereals to assume it's like a generic spread of cereals you'd have in the grocery store like an American grocery store I don't know what cereals are like everywhere else cereals in America are just it's just sugar and corn it's a horrible horrible food for you okay what's the poll now all right it's only 33 yes I think you guys are still joking and there's one person here who actually likes normal Cheerios and the rest of you are pulling a teehee uh funny haha there is no chance have you may or have you never had other cereals dude have you like first off Honey Nut Cheerios secondly literally every single other cereal have you had Reese's Puffs have you had Honey Bunches of Oats have you had Frosted Mini Wheats have you had Lucky Charms have you guys had food I know you're running from the cops or whatever but like there is so much cereal out there my wife took my social security number in the divorce and now I can't legally retire and of childhood trauma there's any hot lawyer know enough Sacramento law to help there's a lot to unpack there Cheerios remind me of my childhood the first chance space Pope okay got a shield we do I do want to do another AI Invasion soon okay environment is changing that it's helpful because this fog uh right now it's not that dangerous we're going for the cliff whoa what the hell is going on is the Australian Quebec BC they're very religious that's also could I borrow your credit card for a couple minutes trust me this is not good I don't know what that is foreign [Music] what is it what is it what is it what is it what is it wait that's a he knocks why is that there um okay it's gonna throw a rock at me I'm gonna run around it at least I can see it because the eyeball now okay is this the right way I don't know I'm I feel like I'm gonna jump off this to the like off the edge of the world where is it now oh my God it's right there and that's a guardian holy [ __ ] okay we're fine I'm gonna hide behind this rock until it stops looking at me and the blue he knocks is here and we run oh my God okay I stayed behind this rock here so it can't keep line of sight I have to walk in this exact direction is that a he knocks damn it okay that's fine all right there's another he knocks but there's no Guardians at least right now I don't think that's a guardian and that's a he knocks okay the guardian sees me um this is fine I have to get in front of this tree right here oh [Music] I'm coming in here just grab some no no I don't need the diary grab some weapons grab some food okay um where is the edge of the cliff I don't know okay so he knocks right there I need to get this hold on I need to chop the tree before he comes and kills me I'll make a loop do I have time we have time ah where is the guardian where is it is it down there oh it's down there okay Jesus Christ man okay we're good I'm not a therapist instead of telling your dad you dropped out to go to Sacramento and smoke weed we do have a good River for that okay I need to get stamina yeah reminder for that one guy to go get your laundry [Music] well Doug you also exist what was your life like what are your exact coordinates how am I do you believe your house says would you say you could survive a dare strike yeah these are all standard questions that people ask I found Beth crying near the trash can on aisle 30. oh what's up turkey tits I drank too much creatine and now I got diarrhea but it's all good because I figured out a way to play black and white on Windows 10 hell yeah brother TTS has been a real [ __ ] mess today I'm happy for all the things that you guys have going on in your lives I always love hearing about um wonderful adventures that my criminal deranged divorcey viewers are into my tummy hurts can you tell me your exact geographical coordinates to help me feel better parks are like shared this thing where his location appears on my Google Maps and I don't know how to turn it off and like whenever I open Google Maps I see where in the world is game I almost never played true thank you Cherry Cherry like wouldn't have played this game if I hadn't forced him to show us no hey dog buddy it's roach I'm trying to sign into your Netflix Hulu PayPal and Twitter you know those silly things and there's a security question who would you murder if you got a free pass that would be an insane security question security questions that are incriminating trans people here it's because you code so much on stream it attracts us like flies my code is terrible though I don't know what that says about you it's like flies to honey I need you to say more good things about Sacramento get the tourists out of Florida so I can live in peace Sacramento is moderately tolerable I hope that helps dude have you seen the Flack of Sierra Leone you'd love it okay I don't want to get 2D real today but that is so specific I have to see what you're talking about what what what do you mean what what oh cause it's green and blue I'm not like it's not like when I see the color green or blue I'm like oh yeah those colors are everywhere I don't care this is who cares who [ __ ] cares it's just a flag you realize like it's green outside and there's blue all over the place I don't just walk around orgasming constantly when I see those colors who cares you heard that my favorite colors are green or blue and you're like oh man this guy's gonna [ __ ] love Sierra Leone oh my God wow oh best message so far what the hell is going on in here the [ __ ] thank you I did it I did sincerely enjoy looking at that Fruity Pebbles getting soggy fast doesn't make it a bad cereal and I will die on this hill wait isn't this oh are these magnets I forget I can't see them no I have to okay so I got a stasis it [Music] hey Dougie fresh before you ask Dolly Parton it's my dog so I divorced her good luck on your streams buzz buzz all right I gotta get that chest at the very time I've been feeling a little down lately can you give us some inspiring quotes if I hit 40 minutes and it's still been easy we'll get some inspiring quotes this lighting is awesome this is so cool hey stream how do I tell Doug that I am failing my divorce he's paying for it so you're having a happy marriage is that you mean imagine there's at least one person who comes into these streams and and it's like hey wow these guys are really into divorced beavers Capybaras red pandas or your social security number my red social security number there's got to be at least one person who comes into the Stream can I oh and it's like I probably shouldn't mention that I'm in a happy relationship these guys seem really into divorces it's like at least one person probably feels self-conscious about sharing the status of their wonderful relationship should unacceptable okay we're almost at 40. huge win for believers oh I like that I think I think lightning is what killed me last week Space Cat is boring thank you for the 12 months appreciate it thank you thank you thank you a happy relationship is the first step towards divorce so true dude I was trying to enjoy my bowl of crisp rice and corn cereal when a Scully why get Gentleman stumpled by and spilled all of his round fruits into my milk blunder all fruits beans the Admiral said thank you for reverting back to high class regular Cheerios try fight me that's insane have you guys had other food I just feel like you're you just don't you haven't eaten food you probably are actually trapped in my basement and that's why you think Cheerios taste good I don't know where I'm supposed to be going dude hear a he knocks somewhere oh right there oh crap I don't have my social security number ends in 12 35 that don't feel bad for the Kid born before me [Music] foreign begging you hashtag Cheerio Supremacy I'm just not that opinionated about cereals like I just didn't have that many Heroes and bread and butter and plain rice I like high starchy Foods super satisfying foreign oh so I'm literally dying right now all right so I have to I have to get something to help with the cold I guess I go back to like the shrine of Resurrection um I could cook isn't there there's a cooking pot where's the cooking pot I could go back here I guess this was the what oh that's magnesis I guess I'll go to magnesis First and then I'll see if I get anything that helps with cold and otherwise I mean I just yeah I guess I could just heal as I as I walk through but there are Guardians and stuff um otherwise I can go to the old man's house and grab flame stuff from him I can cook at his place because we have we have some of the the um what is it Peppers we have some of the peppers sure we'll do inspirebot Believers you win again foreign [Music] we're gonna get some inspiration because things will be going so smooth try not to think about the fact that the devil cannot survive on money alone so [ __ ] true there is a proven link between misery and crying yeah I guess it's fairly true I think [Music] [Music] extend your large intestine against your heart it's not how uh uh that's not how organs work let's turn this down hold on what if boyfriends can be public humiliation someday why did this get so quiet oh because I put it in music that's why evolution is pointless very inspiring be nice to computers all right we'll uh we'll let this Jam in the background back in pre-colonial South America there was a highly respected boy who was wandering around in the farmlands on a quest for a father figure and encountered an old woman where can I find a father figure he asked the woman immediately she answered him a father figure is to be found in the Kingdom of Heaven the boy thought long and hard about the woman's answer and walked on a couple of days later while he was whipping himself the boy had a stroke of insight unwise is a man who Masters his Parts but even lesser wise is a man who Masters his face and he was happy for the rest of his life so [ __ ] true dude [Music] remember to say to yourself I am special so true oh that didn't work fine let's beat him embrace the heart of an accusation so [ __ ] true really makes you think [Music] keep in mind that you are not gullible foreign there's a connection between family time and mating ritual I mean true say to yourself repeatedly existence is pointless existence is pointless what are the noises you heard that right is there like a person dying keep on disappearing true guys that's just the sounds of inspiration okay back in the Early Middle Ages there was a God-fearing traveler who was wandering around in a cave looking for peace and quiet that's when he came upon a filthy fortune teller can you tell me where in the Kingdom I can find peace and quiet he asked the fortune teller the fortune teller did not have to think for long peace and quiet cannot be found in a cave search in the last house you visited replied the fortune teller The Traveler was thankful for the answer from the fortune teller and did as she had said the following they're just being inspiring himself The Traveler had a stroke of insight life is suffering if only we do our best and then he killed himself okay all right very inspiring okay I'm gonna turn TTS back on I'm poor and stuck inside your basement I can't get cereal other than the normal Cheerio with olive oil well that sounds revolting olive oil cereal [Music] repeat this to yourself existence makes a difference not an existence makes it I'm not gonna get banned dude it's people who are being inspired it's the sound of euphoria as they meditate don't be weird chat see that guy meditating do our part we can we can make oh I think that's how it works okay I'm gonna go to the old man's I'm gonna go to the old man down here and get the cook stuff [Music] where you can watch them all free it is in Russian and asks for your credit card and social security number but I'm sure it's fine the preacher oh I can get this thing [Music] is too much pain Cheerios each time the link is hot nobody's able to understand text-to-speech and Inspire robot at the same time I do legitimately love regular Cheerios but I like crazy brand more we have to wrap up the Cheerio discussion I'm gonna drop down off the cliff I guess this is a little bit dangerous I'm gonna drop down off the cliff to go to the old man's house down there Doug I guess I could won't end the stream before this message comes through I will be sad is it more is it safer I guess it is probably safer no no this is fine normal cheery eyes are better than honey nut eventually honey makes the milk too sweet but you can eat normal Cheerios forever this is a bad idea I forgot I can't look like I can't jump downwards I do not have a glider no whatever this is fine I think this is safer than going across an open field because the open field still has Guardians Cheerios without milk for a snack the breakfast sugary cereals are good but only once in a while can we please play where in the world is Parks or San Diego okay where do you go I will tell you what state parkser is in right now get your guesses in get your prediction what is happening uh-oh we're a special event what are these again okay objects one of my safe foods one regular food is too overwhelming something about the cardboard taste Smooths out my brain it sounds Yoshi eggs are now rolling around hi Doug huh I am feeling a little bit unsafe it would help a lot if you were to tell me where your bedroom is and what direction you face while you're sleeping always north okay um you saying that Cheerios makes your brain feel smooth is not a compliment for Cheerios it proves my point okay um the answer is because again Parcher always shows up on my on my Google Maps the answer is wait he's [Music] he's in Washington why didn't he tell me I'm not gonna tell you where but he's somewhere in Washington State I thought he was in California [Applause] [Laughter] I can literally zoom into the exact address that he is at I know like the specific building he's in it's just weird I don't know why he gives this gives me this much access to his personal location it's literally all the time like every five minutes updates and I know exactly where parks there is in the world um order him a pizza I could do that that'd be fine like I'm glad I influenced you so much yesterday to play Zelda thank you um text him his address he knows it he knows where it is he also knows I know where he's at because is this the Peggle Street too early or late this is not a Peggle stream OCTA rocks can spawn that's bad everyone knows that the Seychelles have the best flag what I don't even know what that mean s i don't even what is Seychelles happy Alaska day Doug celebrate dog team and eating ice cream thank you I will admit that's pretty sweet flag Doug if you like green and blue what do you think of cyan which is both oh man I mean let's be clear just just seeing one of the colors that I like sends me on a on an inspiration trip if you know what I mean Douglas if I may call you that your programming would improve if you will programming sucks twitch gave me custom socks when I went to an event they did at Pax it was like a very long event um and at the end they're like we made you guys goodie bags I was like oh okay that's that's cool at least and then it was just socks and uh face masks and I'm like oh okay at least the socks are like purple twitch socks and I realize they're not they're just purple with white airplanes on it they just found a generic purple socks so that's the best I got I got some purple socks um I need to cook stuff to help with cold that is what I need to do right now okay I have a spicy pepper that works how much do I have I have three spicy peppers okay this should work cool now we can go up here as I was saying [Music] okay I guess we climb up the whole Cliff again hey Doug I have a boyfriend I can't wait to marry him so we can get divorced I think we need inspiration I'm very happy for you guys okay I could actually use some inspiration right now the green and the flag stands for the agriculture mountains and natural resources the blue for the symbol of hope that the harbor and Freetown will make a contribution to peace in the world the white stands for lunch sauce number one I could give you guys one digit isn't it Pleasant to pay attention to the way that your breath is letting go of planet Earth downtown L.A I've been there a lot your menstrual cycle is now floating above gravity I think we got that one yesterday if it wasn't that it was very similar about menstrual cycles avoid looking like a real human okay the map's working we don't have to climb [Music] we got one more Shrine there was a humble giant who was on a quest for horse milk in the desert what that's when he came upon an old fortune teller horse most fortune teller will thou tell me where a humble giant like myself find horse milk he asked the fortune teller the fortune teller did not have to think for even a second horse milk cannot be found in the desert search the only place where you have not yet looked said the fortune teller the giant listened to the fortune teller and did as she had said three days later as he was washing his mother the giant understood everything each human being is on the side of good and there's nothing no one can do about it and when he passed into the Afterlife he was forever known to be the most kind giant there had ever been [ __ ] true dude so [ __ ] true [Music] extend your heart inwards I don't think horse milk is an allegory meditate on this Insight before the fellatio comes the rumors that's so [ __ ] true feel how your ovaries and Humanity itself are one foreign appreciate your throat melting together with your consciousness your throat I'm just running past him I think I can run past him oh there's letting go of your respiratory system I think I think I can run past him right I gotta go up the hill or unless I can get him to come down or okay we're gonna run around that guy will kill him in one hit I have to be really careful long ago in ancient Greece lived a poor prince who lived in the tower with his father who was a Woodsman one day a fishmonger how is this guy still chasing and said greetings my good friends where can a fishmonger like myself find some poontang the prince laughed and replied that I do not know why do you act so gentle towards me that is because much treasured is the man who controls his neighbor for he shall be relieved of Peace in his grave replied the prince after some thinking the fishmonger decided to become a threat to the prince and when he passed on the prince was revered the most was said to have be Prince ever to have lived he was said to be Prince ever to have lived I'm going up here so I can get the shirt in case my cold resistance goes away try to focus on how the cells in your body and the people around you are two separate things so true okay inhale God damn it forgot I'm not gonna get the right item and exhale okay what whatever I still have six minutes we're fine a poem from ancient Greece tells an anecdote about a poor full who had built his home in the middle of town oh one day a Shepherd came to visit him and said greetings dear fool where can a Shepherd like myself find advice on how to live a good life the full quickly answered that I do not know why is that so ask the shepherd that is because I want you as an enemy replied the fool the shepherd got angry and refused to be an enemy to the fool and they both realized their shortcomings and came to an agreement I think I'll get a random item from this oh that was it that was the end of the okay I wasn't particularly inspiring Once Upon a Time in the Stone Age there was a highly respected Hunter who was seeking a donkey on a desert island what that's what he came upon a wealthy sir dearest Seer wilt thou tell me where a highly respected Hunter liked myself find a donkey he asked the Seer The Seer thought long and hard then she answered I do not know the hunter gave his thanks to the Seer then he picked up a rock and struck her dead the following winter as he was sacrificing a cow the hunter understood everything great is a friend who offers his slave his cheese but greater is a friend who offers his slave his inheritance and he was happy for the rest of his life a little laggy a little laggy repeat to yourself my being is insignificant my being is insignificant cool we made it this is my cakewalk it's been easy easy hour turn your wisdom onto your intellect true okay we're gonna go back to Texas speech [Music] remember that after a prayer comes the crazy maniacs true posing in stock photos can feel like getting your nipples pierced okay that is very inspiring a thousand divorces starts with the first failed marriage hey Doug don't lie when you go outside you don't see green you see fire California is eternally on fire sincerely another Californian named green uh uh I don't live in California I have never had a girlfriend nor wife yet I've been divorced seven times how do you eat cereal do you pour the cereal in the bowl first and then the milk or milk first and then cereal uh Mod's been anybody who does milk and then cereal that's insane I actually just got married last week and I'm so happy but I have to say I am divorced to avoid being banned yeah just just lie about it nobody can prove that you aren't divorced Cascadia flag is blue and green and is also called the Doug flag look [Music] up the thing is nothing's going to top the Sierra Leone flag though my expectations are too high now talk about divorces that's a great question I generally don't have a good answer when you ask that question also Believers went congratulations [Music] don't hear me out you have to heat up the regular Cheerios in the microwave first then you will love their taste I promised you just like hot corn you just like eating hot corn the alerts are behind by 22 minutes Jesus don't give me money what do you why would you give me money on a stream like this where it's just gonna end randomly [Music] yeah it was the one GTA 5 stream two years ago I think the question is why are people still talking about it and that's unanswerable this is unanswerable as the inspiration from Inspire robot you're dropping frames every now and then um it shows me not dropping frames yeah someone again at some point I'll definitely stay away from the stream just for good luck till now I'm still happily divorced from the love of my life for less than three less than three less than three okay we're almost to a tutorial have you know I'm in a loving relationship with a trans woman today is our anniversary can you please wish Maya a happy anniversary happy anniversary I have to imagine this is some sort of weird bait based on all the previous messages isn't too far behind what do you think will happen October 1st okay I can't work again um all right here we go I guess we just run there I can't Warp so if I make it to the Temple of Time wait I should get that I should get that chest though there's no reason to be hate on flag so much did they hurt you or what is the reason I'm not hating on the flags it's the idea that somebody thinks that I would be like really stoked to look at a flag that like my standards for what makes me excited in life is just seeing the color blue or green and that's all I need [Music] oh I got a shirt sweet dude what a look look at this fashion six months old Pro tip make it till you make it but then shut it when the big boss is talking and just not in agreement another Pro tip while I am here the secret ingredient is crime hey Doug where do I go don't drop the sick remix of the Sierra Leone flag You're Gonna Lose You [ __ ] I don't care I don't care I am not stoked when I see Flags wait this is safe right okay oh no wrong button we're fine we're completely safe now what I gotta cross this River somehow oh I can cry on us now I hate Sierra Leone you aren't allowed to divorce unless they're oh God I'm driving so fast okay I can't warp but I cannot fall in the water if I'm in there for more than like three seconds I die when are you getting high with [ __ ] a while eating plain Cheerios I would love that I don't really smoke ever but I would I would do it just the occasion epoxy versus Hunter Earl stream when I get totally hunt Barker the problem is if he didn't realize it was me hunting him he might actually shoot me sorry I'm late Skyrim practice run along as it does cool and we did it okay hi Doug just wanted to drop by and say hi I watched your YouTube like two months ago and had an absolute blast oh the game I hope you will get your health in check like you hope thank you Doug what's your favorite color me is purple also what's your social security number and mother's maiden name a good question is that guy can he get out can't believe you're sleeping on the beautiful flag philofa County Liberia wait he isn't one of my things is he no no there's no benefit help him I can't help him but here can you make tea grab the ball for supports harmonize are you good now I don't think so I don't know what voice they're using for it dude I did my part I'm also dying out here it's too cold you should look at the Flack of Sicily it will Astound you with how bad it is oh God oh God oh God oh God I heard you like green and blue on a flag Christmas Island is your best bet I don't wow we did it delivers we survived the first 20 minutes wow wait which one is it what is that Zelda randomizer but if you lose chat gets go pick out your programming socks is it a gang sign like that it's a parrot but where's why does it have like a claw here it's a bird that's not how birds oh I get it yeah foreign okay that guy could actually one shot me in fact I should heal um wait do I need Bass no I don't the game itself is lagging a lot I'm not dropping any frames but the game is definitely a struggling but you need apples do I oh crap you're right what is that noise oh it's that's fine Jesus Take the Wheel leprosy thank you for the gift of the sub appreciate it okay there is a chest in here that I can come get I definitely hear a keynox oh it's right there I think I don't know there's a chest over here I'm always trying to tell my friends that there's no horse milk in the desert but they haven't gotten it yet that's really good it will never be like the kindest giant ever that is why they still beat me true oh I'm getting so much crazy stuff here where is the hinards all right or some whatever I'm just gonna keep grabbing stuff it was too good of an opportunity not to get all right I got everything in here I'm getting arrows this is crazy is he right here oh yes he's right there [Music] all right we're good [Music] did you ever eat a durian in real life oh I got to I got a direction there right milk Extreme God I wish I hear so many keynoxes is there one up here no there isn't one up here the music is part of the mod yeah if you think that playing cheerias are boring just wait until you try them with horse milk from the mountains through sweet tutorials done that was not too bad not a lot of lionels or Guardians which are the really hard ones also moldugas ganon's True Form one must know why did you Skip it's a spoiler I don't want to spoil it for anybody God I look so terrible look at this outfit [Music] why don't they have him do the voice acting for the final line if you don't live in the California why the hell did I send a hurricane to Sacramento true something huge put the bow first when I have serious steak okay yeah that's fair okay we're done with the tutorial um now we can actually plan this out so we need apples hearty radish we'll just find these randomly hopefully same with the egg Lionel the linals are a little hard but we'll do guys are a little hard at SUNY thank you for the two years thank you thank you thank you [Music] [Applause] we do have to take a photo so we may as well go to kakariko Village and then on the way if there's a Lionel there's enough to Syria wait there's a Lionel there's a Lionel near kakariko Village I'm going for the Lionel I'm gonna go to kakariko Village first and then we're gonna and then I'm gonna move north hold that thought when are you planning to do another AI invasion uh I don't know probably next week okay some way that the [ __ ] out here so are you saying that if I open a can of Del Monte and add milk that's the same as a bowl of regular Cheerios yes okay is there anything I could grab here I prefer pouring the milk into the cereal box first I miss my wife that actually sounds fun I would do that okay I was just seeing if there's anything I should grab like any items I know I know I'm hurting I know I'm hurting I can heal we're fine I'm just saying it's me there's a chest up here I don't remember I have not been up here in a very long time uh okay nothing up here okay please run it back we're gonna go to kakarika Village and then fight a line over there guys after milk is when you decide to eat more cereal after you finish your first bottle also have you ever had the struggle meal of sleep for dinner struggle meal of sleep for dinner I don't know what I don't know what you mean yeah I can't do that things from Chile I didn't make it to my meeting yesterday and lost my job but I bought a million air janitor husband that wins 2 000 an hour on aisle 13. sounds like a win again I don't know exactly what's going on with you guys Doug is losing hope quick everyone posts Sierra Leone to boost morale Sierra Leone Sierra Leone Sierra Leone wait if you type SL it it will just say Sierra Leone it's kind of Awesome dude have you seen the flag flag of Azerbaijan you're gonna go nuts I am not gonna go nuts it's a flag I've never seen a flag wow you all are wild milk before cereal Wow have it like a man wow Dry Cereal and drink a glass of milk at the same time like the rest of us that's not correct Doug what do you think about the Nepali flag uh it's cool I think there's no green in it I just think it's meats and looks funky it's like uh it's differently shaped than everybody else okay actually this is really helpful for the Lionel of getting Barbarian leggings didn't I already have this hey Doug what do you think about the new Lego Star Wars sets oh man you guys know how much I care about Lego Star Wars um you guys know you guys know about me and Lego Star Wars right you know how I like what is happening Doug why is he playing this music I don't know if it just picks music randomly or if there's some thought process to it this is coming from the mod oh wait I should kill these guys because I get free items oh it's roasted the ones I'm collecting can't be cooked so that's actually kind of bad you're burning oh my God I am what the hell what do I do can I stop it I just have to just take the wheel what is the music where's it from oh there okay I do need to collect food to make sure I can survive through straight back to then horse milk don't actually I haven't confirmed that okay we're okay health-wise we do need to move pretty quick here uh what do I eat what do I what do I eat I don't need okay salmon that guy has a mop actually I kind of need I need some weapons green and Ms pain to love the flag forever G [Music] what |
what's up prediction result is no what did i how close was i to uh to whatever that prediction was uh hello what's up uh i met i missed all of you equally retro [Music] what is the channel point thing right now [Music] i can never see i don't know what percentage [Music] thank you for the 18 months ago i appreciate it hey uh as a warning i'm trying today all i guess i'll mention this again when a lot of people are here oh the farts are back i'm trying not having text-to-speech on the sub alerts because i was worried otherwise it would be text-to-speech for like the first straight hour which often happens so i don't know if i'll keep that but uh i'll mention it again once people are here looks like people are already here 96 oh [ __ ] that might happen right now also for anybody who owned a ps vita ooh isn't this good menu music from the ps vita oh ps vita had such good music dude what's up what's up i said well you were offline well thank you for the sub keno i appreciate it i assume a bunch of people do that i don't know how many subs do i have i have 3 000. i don't think 3 000 subs happen while i'm live i could be wrong uh yo it seems like a lot of people here what's up everybody hello hello um glamour 10 lane thing for 18 months so uh i am i am trying uh as you may have noticed not having text-to-speech for those re-subscriptions just because i feel like with a lot of streams especially if i've been off for a little while like right now it's just text-to-speech for like two straight hours and i can't really talk so i'm trying that just as a heads up so if you really want your thing maybe like wait and i'll see if i turn this back on but anyway that's why there's less noise going on right now than normal but i'll still don't worry i'll play loud music and [ __ ] here you go it'll still be loud just different types a lot so uh [Music] uh what is it it's still i think 150 in cheer bits for texas speech this next speech is still live i'm just trying without re-subscriptions today this is a heads up anyways uh [ __ ] a crew z crew tournament today we're i'm gonna let light stuff you know play out for a couple minutes first so hang for like five or ten minutes but then a crew versus c crew grand theft auto 5. we've got a whole series just like normal it's gonna be great a rematch between the two most powerful halves of the alphabet and i've got five challenges to see which one of you are gonna come out on top a crew has traditionally had z crew's number when it comes to these challenges we'll see if they can keep it up today zikr has been more powerful ever since the code was refactored though so will z crew use the new code to crush a crew into the dirt we'll find out today on dog dog anyway uh but i'll give it we'll give a few minutes just for you know messages to go through man now it's so quiet i'm not used to text-to-speech not blaring constantly thank you so much for all the subs everybody i hope you guys had a nice break hello hello what's up sup um i'll give it a few minutes oh hey uh i want to do a poll while this is going on [Music] so i have an idea [Music] thank you happy hurry i will try to thank as many of the subs as i can i appreciate it very much thank you thank you thank you everybody uh okay a question um i have decided that i hate dark souls i actually decided this years ago when i tried dark souls i [ __ ] hate dark souls this is not a joke for content i really really really despise it i tried dark souls one for apparently two hours i thought i only tried for like 30 minutes i got to the taurus demon who's the first like real boss and god just dying and having to replay that [ __ ] over and over and over is the worst i despise it i hate dark souls i don't like rolling around i don't like having to replay [ __ ] constantly i don't like how unfair it is i hate it but it would probably be funny to play for content also i've heard from many people that i've heard it is a common experience that people despise dark souls when they first try it and then they try it again a while later and get farther in and then it becomes like their favorite game ever like several of my close friends and just in general i've heard that to be the case like it just for some reason it clicks later on and then it becomes like the most popular thing ever or your favorite game ever so there's two reasons i want to try it one i think it'd be funny to torture myself and two there's a chance i might actually really really love it if i push past it because i do like funny just thank you for the 420. um i do feel like i would enjoy it but i don't want to just play dark souls because i hate it so i came up with this idea uh it's a great idea okay the idea is i will have an ai that will fire a random effect every two minutes so for example um every two minutes it'll start spamming the backwards key constantly for 15 straight seconds so i can be like in the middle of a boss fight right and i'm moving left to right i'm trying to win i'm almost at the end but then suddenly the computer goes moving backwards and starts holding backwards i just have to deal with that [ __ ] while trying to beat the boss and right now i have like 13 effects going on like it will use all my items it'll taunt it'll just alt tab out of the game it'll start moving the camera and we can come up with more of these maybe like tomorrow so i think i want to try dark souls but every two minutes an ai [ __ ] with the game in a random way maybe this was a terrible idea and will probably make me hate dark souls more than i already hate it but maybe i'll like it or something oh yeah and then if i die while the effect is active i have to give five subs but here's my question which dark souls it will be impossible i'm very stubborn and then i'm thinking we do something like because eldon ring is out in like two months right so i should probably do like if i don't beat the full game before eldon ring comes out i gift like a thousand subs so that way there's like severe punishment okay so uh i need to figure out which game this this works on both games um what dark souls game should i play with this ai [ __ ] with me every two minutes thing um so dark souls one dark souls one the normal one uh is you know popular and all that i did play the first like two hours of it though so i am like ver and this is in 2018 so like three years ago so it's not like i'm good at dark souls or anything uh but technically i know a little bit dark souls 3 i hadn't played up until failboat and i recorded our podcast show recently but technically i've played three minutes of dark souls 3. um so i'm curious which of these do you guys think i should do thank you for the sub talking i appreciate it like i i feel like dark souls 1 is kind of uh more iconic but then dark souls 3 seems to also be very well known and whatever oh yeah sorry this is confusing you type 1 for dark souls 1 and 2 for dark souls 3. you know you type 2 for option 2 which is dark souls 3. hey thank you jordy for the 18 months i appreciate it thank you thank you i i haven't streamed in like three weeks or something so i'm probably gonna miss a bunch of subs and stuff but thank you guys very much as always ash and bunny thank you thank you thank you um i really appreciate it i hope everybody had a good holiday okay what what is the what is the reasoning here i would have thought you guys would go hard for dark souls one um it am i crazy um i i thought dark souls was like the super meme like game that people i'm talking about more dark souls 3 is easier it looks better goated people have bad opinions that's fair that's fair um 3 is better dark souls 3 messed me up so bad because three is a bigger number three is way harder really it's better for new players i mean i would have thought that you guys would vote for the option that tortures me more rather than the one that would be a better experience i mean i'm already throwing an ai into the mix look i'm i'm fine with it if it'll make the experience better that's good thank you so much again three has an amazing story more better mechanics 3 is so much harder jesus christ [Music] like to code 3 streams thank you so much for 12 months [Music] if you want to torture yourself play the second one i'm already torturing myself by playing any dark souls game three is cooler three but i've never played any dark souls three is farther in the alphabet three has harder bosses but is easier to play people saying three is harder are trolling god i never know what to say or what to what to trust of all these messages arcanis thank you so much [Music] i guess we'll do three three is three times better three is better dlc i'm probably not gonna play the dlc one is more interesting i mean i was leaning towards one because one is like more iconic because it's what everybody talks about you know vote again what would be different this time i mean okay wait that's okay okay now it's going back to dark souls 3 though i mean if it's dark souls 3 i can say i legitimately have never played the game i can't technically say it with dark souls and i watched my friend i watched my roommate jack play a bunch of dark souls i watched him play up through the belle gargoyle thing the bell tower gargoyles the two gargoyles on the roof it's like i know about that i know like you know a third of the game or whatever it is i've actually seen it so i guess with dark souls 3 i legitimately have no idea what's going to happen which may or may not make this experience more horrific for me three has two e's in its name just like mac and cheese therefore it's good well can't argue with that congratulations dark souls three i'm gonna play you thank you killer cheetahs appreciate it all right i'll make sure it uh i'll make sure everything works and and whatnot before i do it but this should be fun i'll probably do this uh tomorrow or the next couple days sometime this week um and we gotta come up with more effects for for it to randomly happen i like the ones i have a lot um but we'll come up with some more dark souls things that will happen like basically things that every two minutes the computer can just like just do automatically i'm trying to think if there's anything else i have to talk about before we get into gta and screaming and yelling and [ __ ] talking i feel like there's something oh yeah where's the fartocracy thing at um where are we at [Music] did you play isaac i did play a bunch of biting of isaac i'm enjoying it i don't love it um but i'm enjoying it a lot it's like really fun as like a background thing 97 all right well if people keep buying in you can over you can re-establish the furtocracy and the fart gates oh cool we'll get started in a sec enter the gungeon is better than binding of isaac everything is worse than spelunky the spelunky series is the greatest roguelike the best roguelike games ever and then everything is just trying to keep up with splunky is the issue so when i play isaac i'm like this is really fun and i'm really enjoying this not a good not as good as monkey but it's very good everything just gets compared against splunky you know what i mean then play splunky i know but i've played a lot of splunky already i i am enjoying i am enjoying it a lot it's just the issue is that everything compare ends up being compared to splunky i also like 2d platformers a lot that's kind of also the issue like i really like 2d platforming so i'm going to be biased towards games like that like dead cells i really like for that reason you know what i mean [Music] gungeon is really difficult yeah i've tried gungeon again like top down stuff like dungeon or isaac doug steal the declaration of independence no some individual person has to fund that i'm like a lot less into top down games than i am on 2d platformers so isaac and hades i'm less interested in just kind of on a baseline gameplay level joltres thank you very much for the sub i appreciate it and just to be clear everybody these are not opinions these are facts so so [ __ ] you if you disagree [Music] all right i think we're good let's dive into some gta 5. uh so okay first i gotta open up um so we have five different categories five different games we're gonna do just like in the past first i just want to make sure that um the twitch plays settings feel good um basically that the that a good number of commands are being issued at a time uh so i'm going to first test gta 5 twitch chat plays just make sure you guys can drive around and it feels good that i have the settings locked in in a satisfying way then we're going to get starting uh started with the tournament thank you blue thunder the sub so um let me do that now let me pull up gt5 uh ridiculous i haven't played noida yet i think i would like noida a lot i probably will at some point it just seems like a big rabbit hole and there's only only so many rabbit holes i can get into right now i'm currently in an isaac hole i'm watching the so the show succession which is pretty good so i'm in that hole um i'm reading a book so i'm in a book hole it's already three holes so i need to wait till one of the holes is empty so we should be starting the actual like tournament of this in like i don't know five ten minutes i did try pegasus seems okay atlas thank you for the gift it's up appreciate it thank you thank you thank you dicey dungeons is cool books are asked here do we in a conversation where we're comparing individual games you can't just come in with all of books you're like oh hades is is my favorite game ever yeah but it's not as good as binding of isaac but have you played noida well what about books you can't put all of books together as a contestant dude books are cringed that's so true books bog all right pablo thank you for the sub i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you [Music] uh okay let's go to michael listen switch unavailable wanted thank you sexual harassment panda because i don't want you guys to have his driving ability all right get michael um i'm gonna give you control of the car this is everybody right now this is alphabet i want to make sure that you feel like you can actually that's what we're doing i know but it's like majorly boring but it's super empowering too [Music] excuse me uh where should we put you guys let's put it on the beach no i'll put you like here okay bam and uh saved vehicles but you know all right um to play gta 5 all you have to do is type into the chat left click will click right click will right click look up look down look left and look right we'll move the camera around but you don't really need that if you're driving a car doesn't matter drive will permanently start moving you forward reverse we'll pull you back for half of a second and we'll do one second stop will just stop all the movement you've got honk to honk you've got camera to change the camera rear view will look behind you [Music] cinematic will switch to a cinematic camera light left left or hard left is how you would turn light right right or hard right is how you will turn to the right run is only relevant if you're outside your car tom jg thank you for the 12 months thank you thank you appreciate it walk will stop running and screenshot has a 125 chance of taking a picture and that's it any questions so let's uh let's make sure this you know friggin works so what i'm looking for right now is that you guys can sort of uh go a lot of honking cool what i want to make sure is that it feels like you can turn and drive and get out of sticky situations without too much difficulty okay got got a screenshot that's nice specifically if you crash somewhere can you reverse and get out of there okay i mean you can't shoot if you want this is looking pretty good let's uh let's get out of this camera so what can you reverse out of a situation [Music] this is what i'm at this is what i'm curious about are there too many commands so that you can't get out of a situation michael davey are you behaving yourself oh my god how do you call these for the kids they're good and you hung up on them wait wait hold on can you guys why don't you make a collective effort to try to back up and then move to the right okay collective effort back up and move to the right this is this is kind of what i mean i wanna make sure it's doable to get out of this situation okay and now you can go forward and turn yeah it seems fine to me right any concerns bee's trigger thank you so much yeah this seems good okay uh let's get you let's get you out of the car so let's say you're out of a car oh dexy uh one of you guys just try moving around because what i i'll as a little preview one of the challenges will have you guys on the street so you want to also think about your strategy when you're on foot [Music] i'm out okay shooting works running works i think being on the ground is pretty simple like it's easy to to to like obviously get out of a corner or something when you're not in the car sweet oh [ __ ] whoa what whoa what just happened okay you guys are out but also what the [ __ ] what did you do jesus take the wheel moki thank you for the gifted sub you turned on free cam somehow okay all right okay great great start everybody all right so uh no i'm still in this weird thing what did you do congratulations you win this is my 15th month thanks [Music] what do i do what is this [Music] this is not a joke i don't know what what is this i've never seen this before open main menu oh oh okay we're good no [Music] okay you turned on spooner mode i don't know what that means but uh you [ __ ] up the game pretty badly i think we're good now all right let me find the starting spot for the first there goes right here wow how you doing man uh please hold quick cap break uh [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] hi eddie oh sorry [Music] once the cat decides to leave we will commence the stream until then this is my stream okay thank you for holding if you hate it because it's hard then why the [ __ ] would you make it harder um i you know i don't know maybe two wrongs to make a right yeah i'm probably not gonna like dark souls very much after this i'll get stockholm syndrome and i'll like it oh [ __ ] the photography buddy i don't think there's i think there's room you can try all right one sec oh the photocracy well ladies and gentlemen one fateful two months ago fartocracy was formed here on the streets of duck dug particles things three gifted subs and the fart barons lived in opulence and gluttony farting at the peasants opening the gates [ __ ] all over my stream but the people rose up and they shut the fartocracy down murdered the barons stole their money unfortunately from what i'm saying thank you henry ah it appears that the military coup to re-establish the vertocracy has succeeded and what that means is that the treacherous gluttonous fart barons have reasserted control no longer will these farts be available to the public [Music] they are reserved [Music] only for those greedy sons of [ __ ] who can live in the fart district once again for 50 000 points the barons can take a dump on the peasants just to show them that they can just to keep them in their place just to show that they can't keep the parents out and then they're going to come back and throw me down and kick them into the streets you cannot keep the fart bearings down never never give it up peasants listen to this [Music] along with reasserting their control [Music] there might be traitors within our midst [Music] what did that say open the [Applause] i thought it would at least be like a minute or two also this name is not compliant with our content guidelines that's fine how many people requested sons of [ __ ] you disgust me [Music] price will know there again how much money do you have you just sit around waiting to open the fart gates this is all you've been doing i had to play dark souls three or four times before i started liking it you just have to get used to the controls and mechanics play dark souls 3 it is no fun to play [Music] okay the na the name is not compliant with their content guidelines fart really fart is not allowed what's wrong with fart it's like not a big deal like we're not eight years old i feel like most people here are adults don't you have to be 13 to even be on twitch party is that fine okay whatever dude let me i just need i need to undo the limit on these [Music] ah oh geez [Music] 3 is more accessible to new players [Music] yeah is it isn't like kind of the point of playing dark souls that it's not accessible isn't that like kind of the idea am i like am i crazy here i feel you know right i feel like people don't play dark souls for like a nice accessible easy experience you may as well just get the full thing you know it'd be like going on hot ones the show and only having like the first three hot sauces because the last five aren't very accessible i think at some point you're doing it to hurt yourself right because it's funny isn't that why most people play dark souls that that would that would be my thought process it's like it's funnier to torture myself than one you're not wrong all right lots of arguments about dark souls coming in okay all the farts are back in the [ __ ] uh barren hole they've been locked off but whenever they're opened they can now be used unlimited they're no longer being rationed to the people oh okay once i open the gates i will allow closing the gates and somebody needs to redeem it as fast as possible more though i'll never forget this why is it not happening oh because the name is different all right please hold this is already freezing over here jesus christ hold on hold on hold on because i changed the name of the thing three is easy harder better worse good bad for new old returning players hope that explains it thank you very clear can i just change the name back will they just let me use fart now please dude whatever this is dumb [Music] play sound okay [Music] 41. [Music] once these are updated theoretically they should work [Music] god my this is still going my twitch chat is still completely frozen am i even live like can people still see what's going on like it's completely broken on my end [Music] uh is that all of them major voltage thank you for the year i appreciate it [Applause] okay like theoretically theoretically it should actually work this time and then fart barons why do you have to close the gates i can't oh my god i have to my chat is still frozen [Music] okay okay here we go here we go [Music] does four work did somebody test four [Music] it's not working [Music] jesus christ you guys i had it enabled for [ __ ] three seconds holy [ __ ] problem with dark souls is that you played it alone two years ago it was my most hated game ever and then i got a friend that bought me the game smile let me know if you need a guide since i now have over 1 000 hours in dark souls 3. lol noted um it's just completely breaks okay so the sound all right all right hold on so the sound is not working this happened when we first set up the photography i'm trying to remember what changed it taha thank you for the gifted sub i appreciate it uh what changed it um god i'm trying to remember i feel like it was just i just had to like reset the the thing or something i don't remember chasmanian thank you so much for the 12 months thank you thank you thank you thank you please let us toot i'm working on it i'm working on it does anybody remember what i did i i refreshed already i could like log out i guess maybe i could [Music] all right quick test maybe just took some time go no no no no [Music] uh okay i'll reload it in obs please hold [Music] hi doug i just wanted to say thanks for always making me laugh you saved my christmas british script skyrim void command trap videos is there any chance you could make a tutorial for how to set it up uh yeah i could probably do that if quick version voice attack is the program if you install voice attack and there's a free version and you look at wild cards in the manual that's how you can set it up so it can hear words inside of other words and you just have it press a button on your keyboard and then that keyboard can do whatever you want that keyboard press you can set up a mod for skyrim or whatever that can spawn things or do whatever let's try this again yeah maybe number four so once they're open somebody needs to close the gates [Music] what one person got through [Music] it's still frozen but at least it showed the number oh oh we did it okay we're safe oh farts are back where they belong with the bourgeoisie okay i have to reset my twitch [Music] it was open twice oh [ __ ] it wasn't that place all right here's how we'll do this mr fresman i'll accept your closing the gates um chicala yours is rejected okay somebody has to somebody has to open close the gates like streaming after i've opened nominal today it sounded like a helicopter no no no that's the sound of thousands of peasants drinking straight from the fart fire hose but technically we do have another trader i forget the name price will know there you disgust me [Music] on behalf of the all farter i ban you for one million seconds whatever oh i have to ban people i forgot [Music] okay remind me to ban you later okay once once there once they're open i will enable closing the gates and hopefully it will actually get through to twitch's servers before the farts destroy them good luck so so so um had to make an executive decision here occasionally the all farner has to come in with his divine power to shut this down himself okay i now have two twitch chips all everything is just frozen nothing is working correctly i i need to be able to look at twitch dude it's not loading over here is my stream is my stream live nothing is loading on twitch for me am i live still okay hopefully i can't check oh it's here it's here okay i'll try again twitch.tv okay this this one is wait there we go [Music] okay oh this loaded this loaded so what i meant to do so there's two ways you can pause the redemptions one is in here which is enabling or disabling it so close the gates was enabled but then within the redemptions menu there's a pause unpause i can contact juggle i made the mistake of in this window having to check or uncheck it and then this couldn't load anyways that's uh that's all the fart gates for today i'm so glad that we have this back um this is the stream you know what actually i will take this i i this is still a victory i will take what's going on right now over farts happening every hour because because that was getting a little dumb i guess i shut the gate warrior for giants think it's 12 months [Music] all right all right uh now let's let's play gt5 band yourself no no the people who close the gates don't get banned it's the people who open the gates who get banned yeah i do need to ban people though you know the rules when you become a fart baron you pledge allegiance to the all-farter instead you came in here you gave the peasants cheap and bountiful farts unacceptable and you know what happens to a treacherous fart baron get the hell out of our castle i don't have permissions this is my stream oh i'm a dug dug i'm the main character me who's the other person oh [ __ ] i totally missed miss these hellishness i'm sorry for mispronouncing your name thank you so much for five good subs bleeder four thank you so much for the six gifted stuff clark gone i think you're 30. that is a ton thank you thank you thank you i appreciate it sorry i i missed i've missed a bunch of stuff today pregnant and so nauseous thank you for that lovely message um who else am i supposed to ban oh yeah morthu get the hell out of my castle for a week and a half and then and then you're welcome back you know the rules can i ban jenny uh yeah sure and also eddie's gonna ban one of you eddie you have to flip a coin for it though just came from the youtube channel what's good yo what up hope you're enjoying this content [Music] jesus take the wheel this one is still frozen this window because i every time this happens i have to like close twitch and open it again this one this one is from like it's five minutes ago it's still going it's not even like close to being caught up jesus christ it has to have been like thousands and thousands of farts not saying six minutes ago it's actually going backwards because of how many there are jesus christ okay okay gta 5. thank you binary i appreciate it um jesus take the wheel actually i gotta go to the bathroom real fast and we'll do this oh right there's a tournament there is a tournament that's the point of today gta 5 tournament a crew versus secret look now that we've gotten the farts out of our system or at least several thousand farts out of our system um let's focus on what matters which is being really angry at each other and yelling about how your crew is the best half the alphabet all right uh feel free to get your [ __ ] talk going i gotta uh urinate [Music] so just uh argue amongst yourself [Music] so [Music] jesus take the wheel [Music] oh [Music] excuse me [Music] uh all right cool oh good timing the music uh what am i doing oh i know what i'm doing all right let's get on with this oh my god this is still frozen please help wait it's just like driving a real just like driving a real car all right hey today chat let me tell you a story once long ago the two halves of the alphabet lived in harmony and then without together they flew towards their goals and nobody could stop them because of the undeniable unbreakable power of alphabet love until one day the z crew nation attacked the z crew nation told the a crew that avatar the last airbender is overrated and a crew wouldn't stand for that [ __ ] so a fissure was born and now the two halves in an act of brutal conflict are going to gta 5 and competing in five different challenges to see which is the most powerful half of the alphabet [Music] the only way to decide such a treacherous rivalry is through five different challenges in each one a crew will fight against secret and whichever does better wins that round whoever wins three of the five rounds wins the whole thing and is officially cemented as the best half of the alphabet and also their opinion about avatar the last airbender is correct i need a timer [Music] the first challenge to determine alphabet supremacy is boosted car races [Music] both teams will start here in the center of the city and have to escape five-star police but every 10 seconds their car will be boost forward violently and uncontrollable can they escape the police and survive while also not letting the car kill them [Applause] [Music] oh that's a good it's a good [Music] jesus take the wheel clark owner thank you for the 20 gifted steps again i appreciate it all right so we're going to start this off with uh let's get acre on the board so this will be oh let me let me get the stirring spot hold on hold on hold hold hold hold hold when do you plan on playing is this a d's nuts joke what's burr what are you talking about hey thank you hammerhead all right oh wait wait wait hold on disclaimer before so you guys don't all [ __ ] scream rigged at me constantly um sometimes the cops are a little funky with this okay sometimes when i activate five-star police they will chase to your location but then not see i haven't even explained what might be rigged yet so there could be a situation where the police don't work correctly it seems like as long as you die in between each attempt if it's fine but there's a chance that uh the police will run at you and then not actually shoot because you're like invisible to them uh so if that happens that's a reset we don't care still rigged well i'm just letting you know that it could be rigged and just to get your get your rigged spam ready um what else do we need live split that's the only other thing you forgot to remove the cooldown for fart number one i mean okay i feel like we're fine but i will fix that right now uh actually i gotta get the live split timer up and then we're going please hold [Music] all right that cooldown is removed let me pull up live split i haven't god too true snake eater is like a perfect song [Music] [Music] what was that message thank you dee josh taha thank you for the gift of the sub i appreciate it uh cool that's up there we got the timer what else do i need i should probably put something down here on this little [Music] do i need info down here like in that text i could add a bunch of name textures is a new and exciting way of getting banned on twitch i just don't get it who who [ __ ] censors fart it's really not that big of a deal i feel like [Music] um okay let me uh update this text down here and then we are good to go hey crew actually yeah we'll start with acre and then we'll just alternate on who goes first um first team to win three of five matches this event in photocracy history [Music] i feel like that's all we need [Music] god metopia music is so [ __ ] good i can't believe this is happening also what's happening thank you [Music] dark souls is easy to enjoy if you are a masochist i am not although i've said this there it is actually true that what is cool about streaming is that at least being in pain is like kind of funny so you can there's at least some silver lining to like we're on our phones dying horribly so maybe that'll make it more fun but then i'm trying to compensate for that with the ai [ __ ] with me so because i don't want to let myself actually enjoy it at all um cool seems good any questions any issues before you're gone zero cool think of the fact good subs thank you thank you thank you [Music] oh i have to [Music] tackle espionage 12 months if you have not genderbird think of the 10 gifted subs thank you thank you thank you that is super generous i just got here what the [ __ ] is happening i'm telling you right now calm down quit freaking out all right before you freak out just listen for like two [ __ ] seconds and just look i'm gonna explain it all right now 2022 been treating you so far also what is going on what are we doing okay here's what's going on um one half of the alphabet will be playing at a time the other half cannot influence the game at all you are just watching so to start only people in the first half of the alphabet a through m if your username starts with an a through an m as in mancy then you are in the a crew if your username starts with n as in nary through z you are in the z crew or a number that's how it's split and we're taking turns for this first one only people in a crew can control the game [Music] are you still freaking out is there anything else this feels pretty clear right souls free is easier harder better slash worse and good slash bad for new slash old slash returning players than dark souls thank you i hope that clears it up seems like people know what's going on but are panicking and think it's rigged finally i'm banned after you gifted me for one million seconds hey thanks t foxy boy make sure my timer works my timer works oh [ __ ] okay don't should not do that in the code okay so i will press h and u yeah h u um loving this to five gameplay we're actually gonna play gta 5. i know that was a joke when you submitted that probably but now we are playing gta 5. all right what what song which song should i pick you know what i think big blue i think we whip out big blue or persona all right that or big blue this is too slow it takes too long to build or this big blue yeah let's do persona let's mix it up um ladies and gentlemen years-long rivalry in the making all determined right here right now in the next five matches the first team to win three takes it all unless you double or nothing hey crew you are up first three two one a crew is live you've got five star police and the booster active the question is oh [ __ ] hold on no no never mind i forgot the timer why'd you blow up wait what what what and this is happening again how do i stop this what on earth what was that open main menu you open spooner mode again i don't understand object spooner heavens above that was deafening how do you get i honestly do not understand what you're doing this has never happened before did i give you some control you're not supposed to have f12 is f12 doing it no that just takes a screenshot how what did you do only gta 5 is active what did you do no i have twelve a screenshot it doesn't open the thing rigged okay well um look classic programming strategy if it doesn't work the first time just uh run the program again maybe we'll be different i have a degree i know what i'm doing [Music] also helia the person who said introducing germa germa's the best all right that was too early excuse me uh you're excused i have to remember i have to press you to you to activate the police h to activate the boosts the button to activate the music and uh minus tactic the timer as long as you do all those things while screaming really loudly about a crew then we're good all right is everybody ready please don't blow up the car or do whatever the [ __ ] you did that last time if that happens we'll reset it i guess this is round number one hey crew is up first you've got five seconds three two one towards the road hits a boost into the cement block nothing so far so heading towards downtown rather than into the highway it does look like the police have found you turns left to get away from them heading towards the contra hall oh back towards all right well you could boost out of here potentially but this could be a tough spot to escape the police because there are road barriers here what i would recommend is to aim your car in a direction where you could boost out of here because otherwise you're trapped they are going to come for you currently 40 seconds on the board all right boosting look if you boost up these stairs you can actually get out of here a lot of people trying to reverse i think your engine is dead okay but somehow even though [Music] you're turning the car but i don't think the engine works anymore so you probably just want to sit here and boost off these stairs into safety actually it's kind of working despite the engine not being on despite being stuck in a parking lot thing a crew is dodging the police let's look at the helicopter cam currently at one minute 20 seconds to parcel okay 120 120. [Music] not bad not bad [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh that's what's going on okay [Music] [Music] i thought you were a champion of the people but when you close the gate i saw your true colors down with the balance ah fart peasant i'm fine you can totally trust me um how do i pause okay backslash that's how i pause i'm gonna ask i think i was pretty good i think i was pretty good so one minute and 20 seconds the time that z crew has to beat there is a game i love called mountain play 2 battle lord you should try it um i will look into it i just i just i have so little time to play games as is that's the only problem [Music] now a big issue there for a crew was that the engine died very quickly and then they were just kind of stuck there jamming the wheel left and right theoretically you get around that you could extend this quite a bit farther you also have the highways are in front of you to the right if you want to go that way if you go much farther you can head towards this sort of uh golf area or the more bouge part of downtown or you stick to the kind of core skyscraper area like a crew did you've actually got a lot of options of what kind of districts of the city you want to go to you just have to play the best gta 5 of your life and also i need to change the code if god i hate python if not that's how it works right yeah that should be fine all right so now only z crew can control only z crew mostly to be clear before people yell at me because i know i'm shitty at python and i shouldn't give opinions on things i don't know i just hate tabs i hate tabs as like a function of the programming when i was doing this dark soul stuff the past two days like i just kept hitting errors because some of the time it was tab and some of the time it was like individual spaces it's stupid tabs are stupid why would you have an invisible thing that controls whether the code is correct that's dumb ah what if the tabs love you i don't i hate the tabs tabs left for milk and never came back i don't trust them anymore did i save i saved z crew if you can survive longer than one minute and 20 seconds you win wow you win you win round you win round one use vs code yeah i should but i don't it's just i'm just dumb and i don't care that much all right here we go zcrew up in five seconds three two one go you've got five star police you've got boosts on and you've got one minute and 20 seconds to survive currently heading back kind of down oh back towards the kind of marina area of the city that could work and be a little calmer you already have the helicopter shooting at you you're gonna need to reverse out of here okay they back up but right back in again you to coordinate on the reverse you can get out of this small spot [Music] you're probably going to want to reverse yeah like that and down okay now you have a chance if you go forward you can boost past the cost but it's another 10 seconds you're already to about half health i don't know why your journey oh [Music] 41 seconds seeker gets stuck on a little docking door thing handily loses round one thank you for subscribing to alphabet facts did you know that the word chad contains only letter from the first half of the alphabet [Music] you're not wrong also i missed crew will succeed that crew will dominate zed crew will save the world i don't know dude new year new crew zikr has traditionally been been losing to a crew traditionally but could two could 2020 be the years also i've missed some big donation benji oh four thing for the two thousand bits [Music] gillian thank you so much for the 1100 avasti thank you for 1000 i appreciate it all right [Music] a crew does win round number one what are you in i guess let's just be like an x it's just be like an x right i mean i look i'm a neutral um deity okay my doug is in the a crew reading my last name is in the z crew okay so uh i feel like this should just be an x that makes more sense x86 assembly gang but that means it's time for round number two which i forgot what it is uh oh okay yeah fondue was innocent round number two parachuting into the city i'll drop you from way up in the sky down and you must pick a location to fly into and then survive against the five-star police [Music] for this round i will boost you up into the air [Music] once you start falling i will activate your parachute and start the timer when you hit the ground five-star police will be activated and chase you down and you will have the ability to go basically anywhere you want you can pick what districts of the city to head towards that gives you the best chance of surviving on foot where are we dropping boys oh [ __ ] before i forget i got to give you f so you can get into cars this will not side of the alphabets you're on if if the first letter of your username starts in the first half of the alphabet on twitch so if it's a through m you're a crew otherwise you're z crew uh car okay here's what i'll do so car will get you in or out of a car i'm it'll be a one in let's say 10 to do it because if it's like a one in if it's a 100 percent chance of activating all of it i was saying for 18 months if it's a one if it's a 100 chance of activating you would just get in and out of the car constantly you know what i mean so this way it's like a low chance i will warn you probably you don't want to get in the car it's probably not going to happen right i know you guys keep trying to get into cars it's not going to happen because inevitably one person is gonna get out of the car the instant you get in so you probably have a better shot of just running from the police on foot so a lot of the strategy here is going to be about where do you land where are we dropping thanks socks are cool any questions so you have this car first half second half the alphabet can you cut the parachute i don't think so right [Music] okay just for safety i'm gonna kill you oh this'll work for big blue what do you mean rick why are you just freaking out what are you doing look nothing's nothing's happening i will be boosting you from the very center of downtown which means technically you could just land on a skyscraper the zed crew also known book crew books are pog um okay z crew is going to start this round i'm trying dude there's so many buttons and [ __ ] i have to press when this happens okay i gotta turn on uh wait did i turn off car boosts okay and she alright i think we're good we think we're good sorry just a lot i need to make sure i press all the buttons because i missed one of the buttons we have to reset it z crew are you ready whoever lives longer wins round two jesus take the wheel the police will start hunting you the instant you touch the ground anywhere zero cool thank you again for the five gifted what are we all right boosting one two three [Music] wait no wait till the parachutes open [Music] see crew you are live in five seconds three two one go where are you dropping sea crew [Music] technically you could land on one of these skyscrapers and if you stay up on the skyscraper you could be fine you could stay up there for a long period of time but you would have to coordinate and not just jump off your death which might be harder than just going to the ground once again the instant you touch the ground i will start the police it's up to you to take your time and pick where to go currently headed for a construction site maybe the highway going for the highway itself would be a bold choice construction zone would maybe be a little safer oh they swing up to the construction zone in a building and police are live police are alive so they are now converging on your location i feel like this is actually pretty good there's some doors to keep various barriers around the construction site to keep the police outward you're just kind of hiding behind the pillar [Music] sit wow they actually police can no longer find you in the construction zone [Music] z crew against all odds might have found a way to actually escape the police they're still looking they're heading into the construction yard you can see down here the radar is getting closer they are spotted they are spotted so now z crews running around a construction yard with like 80 policemen coming after them they are shooting but they're on the other side of this building doing actually an incredible job of maybe so far you see construction workers getting out of the way they don't know what's going on they don't want to be a part of it you can see on the map about 15 police working their way through the building so far this has been an incredible strategy have worked their way around different parts of the zone there's the cop still out of sight runs around last time two minutes and one second hell of a run right there that's impressive that's very impressive oh this is a good match see crews [ __ ] piss dude [Music] let's go dude z crew [Music] what the hell jesus take the wheel [Music] i can't thank you enough for saving me from the burning apartment building near the oil spill during the tornado you're a real hero no joke i have night terrors so what that means is like i'll wake up in the middle of the night like yelling and screaming uh not near my bed and i technically i don't actually know what happens in between the time of i was sleeping and i'm somewhere else kind of yelling and maybe i go save people from burning buildings so that'd be much cooler than what i think is happening all right all right no small talk hey crew you've got to be two [ __ ] minutes you have night hero terrors i like the whole alphabet get out of here okay we don't need peacemakers this isn't the u.n okay we're going to war here did you hear what a crew said about zikru's mom [Music] um okay i'll reset song request cut to the chase from uncharted 4. so good dude uh oops uncharted music uh now gets claimed on youtube unfortunately my uh my system for picking for for youtube music is like there's there's some companies that are cool with it like nintendo has just said you can use our music uh and others have as well if you end first to your last so a crew the best yeah but z crew is first place at being the last half of the alphabet um with some companies you don't really know if you can use their music you just have to guess and check uh so in the case of uncharted 4 i have guessed and they checked me and said no you can't do that anymore same with nier automata music same with cuphead same with undertale same with rayman origins same with haley i don't think that's i don't think that's latin undertale is a false claim no it is not they definitely claim your [ __ ] which sucks because undertale music is maybe one of the best soundtracks ever like their their company says they're not gonna like claim it for non-commercial things but they do they absolutely do um uh did i change the code to test the delay of the alerts this message was sent at 12 p.m cst on sunday january 2nd no it was not i feel like we're not that far behind on alerts i don't know ban toby fox no dude it's his music that's the thing like as much as people on youtube use music without permission it's illegal like technically you're supposed to have permission and so if somebody says hey i'm going to take the ad revenue because you used my song that's totally only true perhaps instead of trying to win you should spam fart in the chat nice i i don't know i don't i don't have anything against people who like say no you can't use my music that i made from scratch it's like a very reasonable request okay do i have everything one two three uh he he's check out if if you're interested check out his second germa on youtube i think is phenomenal a crew you've got to be two minutes or c crew takes this round you are live in five four three two i need one go ahead my wife and marriage counselor what do i do now you could go for the skyscrapers currently you're aiming left of the construction building that sea crew is heading towards oh looking at the top of a tower here might land on the top of the skyscraper but does not again the cops will start the instant you land on anything if you escape the cops entirely that is a win you will automatically win over zikr's death so that's always an option but it's extremely extremely hard to lose five star police all right a crew is heading into the kind of suburban area near the venice canal thanks nanita okay turning back around deciding to go for the middle of the highway which is an interesting strategy it does seem like they're really focusing on breaking with the parachute to slow as slowly as possible and now directly in the center of the highway the police are active now i'm going to say that was a much slower descent than zikru but you're an open sitting duck now hey crew i don't know how long you're going to live when the cops are just like able to shoot you freely okay here they come [Music] [Applause] so remember when i said that it might be rigged and the police would just sometimes not be able to find you this is an example which means um a redo oh please hold we earned that not true [Music] like i can mitigate that happening no matter who wins i just hope everyone has fun by dying in between the attempts but it still happens sometimes i'm not sure wasn't bugged we went invisible totally legit true all right let's run it back one two three jump doesn't work yeah you don't have jump i didn't give z crew jump either so you're just gonna have to deal with it in retrospect i should have given you jump um the issue is then you'd be able to fly because i have flying active and it's annoying to have to turn that on and off in between the things so sorry you gotta deal with it if it makes you feel any better though you can yell right can you fly fly fully hey crew you're now up again you have to be two minutes to win round two three two one hey cruz live go oh my god a crew lands on the skyscraper so at this point the cops are active i don't think they'll find you up here the helicopter might be able to just shoot you down i don't know if this is better or worse if the helicopter finds you the helicopter will just be able to shoot you kind of free will here but i don't know if the helicopter can kill you quickly enough before your health regenerates okay punching in the air at the helicopters you've got a few oh god so okay so z crew is hiding behind the edge of the excuse me a crew is hiding behind the edge of the skyscraper as kind of a shield against these bullets the issue is this oh my god they're on the side of the tower somehow against all odds okay it's just stair-stepping down the side of the u.s bank building i mean technically this is working you got 30 more seconds i mean if you stay on this little ledge you should be fine look at your phone ben i know you are watching this stream 148. you've got what you lived three seconds holy [ __ ] i thought you're gonna die he like shot you right before you landed and i ended the momentum what the [ __ ] [Music] agreed jumped off a skyscraper and lived go to the mountains [Music] two minutes 18 seconds [Music] in by far the stupidest strategy a crew does win round number two can the opposing crew get the ability to take screenshots while the active crew is going also rigged you can't um i don't want to do that because there's already enough [ __ ] going on i'd rather dream collab and what kind of stream would it be i don't i don't know actually i'll think about that um i want to do more collab stuff this year so i'll think about it um wow that was stupid i mean i'm really impressed i feel like it was very a crew-esque you do something that does not does not look good initially no fall damage i mean let me test it like i don't think fall damage is a setting it's definitely not in this one yeah you can see no fall damage is not checked now if you're gonna say the game just didn't work well i would agree with that doesn't really make sense a crew let's try and land in the ocean what the [ __ ] yeah either way zikr had the exact same option so it was not who's not an underserved responsible from anonymous horse tilters you have missed your last two weekly meetings and we are worried about you now come back i just had to take a you know a little break for the holidays you know how it is is that crew foiled by a pile of wood flight is on so no fall damage is that what did it is the fact that i have the the flying thing on maybe that means no fall damage let me see so if i turn off if i turn off the hancock mode is the name of it okay so no flying now would you die why didn't he get hurt off the first one i don't know i feel like it's just the weird um physics a crew let's land in the ocean i don't know if you could make it to the ocean maybe oh wait i'll just use my thing hold on yeah either way i think i think we leave the score as is zeker had the same settings look i it's not just it's not it's not the flying thing it's just sometimes you don't whether maybe it's the modding situation i don't know i don't know what's causing this it's not intended at some point though we gotta say that's how the game chose to play it out sorry rigged use the always sunny music library like that's that's with it i mentioned this before but all the music they use is royalty free anyway happy new year thank you thank you yeah i might at some point in the future they jumped off a building look it's not the flying thing because i just showed you that it's not the flying thing maybe it's how you land or something look the good news is that now z crew you can complain that it was not fair and rigged [Applause] now you never have to accept that it was a legit victory [Music] a crew takes round number two [Music] what is round number three [Music] round number three the delay of the alerts this message was sent on november 22nd 1963 at noon dallas time anyways time to get in this car i'm jfk btw kill a person [Music] for round number three i will place you directly in the center of venice beach and the instant you kill somebody with a golf club the timer ends who can do it faster [Music] now i'll be placing you right here i'll be placing you right here at venice beach on the right you have pedestrians who are at the beach on the left you have pedestrians who are along those walkways and investigating the sites you have a lot of options for who you want to kill and you'll be given a golf club uh i'm missing something [Music] oh yeah i should probably give you jump i should give you jump so i need to turn off the flying thing uh turn off the flying thing and then in the code we give you guys jump all right so you type jump that way you can like hurdle over stuff hey crew you guys are going to be up wait no yeah because you went last hey crew you are going to be up first again same controls left click is how you're going to attack actually is there a better okay i'll put you right here if you go left and hurdle there are tourists if you go right towards the beach there are tourists first time coming to stream love the videos let's go a crew thanks friendly thief is everybody ready what is this song [Music] my brother got me twitch gift card hey thank you mr cream cheese damn that's a lot appreciate it thank you thank you thank you um hey crew you are live in five four three two one hey cruz life how fast can you kill a man currently getting some warm-up swings like any good golfer would do working towards the beach i see there are a lot of people out on the beach you can pick any one of them one strike from a golf club should do it you just have to get close and find them okay looking towards oh walks past somebody who was sunbathing maybe doesn't think that's the right person for the job i get it i get it you're gonna go towards the ocean maybe towards that sea dude happy new year i can't wait to see what 2020 is in florida currently kind of running around on the beach in circles swinging what's going on here there are actually a lot less people over here than what it originally looked like or at least maybe they've moved down the beach or something there's not that many people looks like a crew is trying to hone in on that one sunbather maybe okay abandoning the beach strategy maybe going for the sidewalks and skate park you've got two skaters on your left you've got a few tourists on the right which way do they go they've got to be coordinated here if they go down the middle they're not going to hit anybody currently a minute 15 on the board one golf strike is all it takes a lot of people in front of them but they are backing up a little bit people right in front of this could be it listen to this [Music] that was a statue that was a statue okay hitting the concrete very upset at it they were talking about the legendary oh that is a real guy [Music] i thought there was a statue hey crew kills a man in one minute and 47 seconds [Music] that's very convincing [Music] he's perfectly still [Music] very proud of you flat mod disables fault damage i'm pretty sure i showed i disabled it and then i still landed from the thing i apologize that z crew got pretty rigged whoa okay take the jews and crew saboteurs yeah i saw you losers in chat 147 feels respectable but it can definitely be improved how do you swing left click uh it's like here isn't the right spot oh it's over here cool all right i'll position you in the same spot striker dude thank you the five gifted appreciate it uh where did i put you it's like right here right right here all right so once again beachgoers on your right tourists on the left how does james bond like to sleep under covers i don't even get it thank you a crew will always win z crew you were controlling the same option they're just mad they didn't think of it first the guy on youtube is successful as a streamer because he has managed to build a tight and friendly community doug doug now fight each other you whims to the death z crew this could be your last round are you gonna go out with a whimper or you're gonna kick some a crew ass seeker you're live in three two [Music] [Applause] douglas what is your favorite type of pasta mine is rigatoni right to tony i do you just i don't i don't get it the the flying mod is off and they're just not dying i don't get it i don't know why why fall damage is not happening golf club there you go let's go a crew wrong button i think so long as mod menu is initialized i mean that doesn't make sense on paper [Music] i mean probably there is some mod setting and something that is causing that um but i couldn't tell you all the obvious things are set so that fall damage should have crew is gonna use the salt from zed cruise tears for tequila shots during the victory party oh [ __ ] roasted you're just gonna take that z crew or are you gonna kick ass in five seconds three two one see cruise live go [Music] you gotta be like one minute 47 seconds i don't remember all right you are moving up across exactly towards the guy that a crew killed you're gonna have to keep jumping i believe to vault over this moving towards the crowd moving towards that same statue man seeker has their sights set on that immobile person hangs a little bit oh my goodness hangs a little bit to the left you've got to turn around now it's going to be challenging to work your way towards him [Music] okay turns around success i'm ready with the timer they have to move slightly left but it's too far right they're over adjusting there's so many people trying to turn right and back hits the palm tree again there's a guy right here there's some dude do they kill the dude they missed they hit the tent oh no absolutely rigged flailing around an anger there's a guy on a chair will they kill this dude on a chair oh there's a person done one minute no no they're not dead okay never mind you know the stomach i guess you got it if you go straight forward you'll kill a person it's so rigged [Music] there's lots of people right in front of you sounds like someone [Music] that should be it that's a death 138 what was it what was a cruise time [Music] hey cruz 147. amazing secret narrowly takes game number three [Music] ran it a little bit close and not only did they win they also just beat some dude in the stomach well done c crew she got up check her pulse [Music] i think she despawned though because look one hit should [Music] no not always [Applause] [Music] when i've tested it it almost always is a one-hit kill maybe it depends on where you're swinging i thought i heard the kill sound does anybody have a clip i thought she dropped money and i heard the sound i think she died jesus take the wheel bleeder thank you so we have a clip let's look at the evidence okay just screaming and chat that she died or not isn't gonna help wait wait to give your opinion until we see the evidence a crew is superior and crew needs to stop whining anybody got a clip she lived copium hey doug i just came here from your five-hour gta 5 but if i say cops video your content is awesome thank you hey thank you i appreciate it master graham b funk thank you very much for the 10 subs thank you so much the bell pepper smiles upon us um okay what happened go forward there's lots of people right in front of you said crew more like that noobs okay okay let's review this let's make sure she actually died hits the table you can see at the top right of the screen plus 16 that only happens if you kill a man i am proud and honored to say that z crew did in fact murder a person congratulations me and my wife are april my wife's boyfriend is that crew who's the cup now to true well done well done also that's not how a living person sits just so you guys know this is that's not what people that's what human beings look like if they're alive they ran it a little close but z crew but z crew takes round number three hello you're an a crew [Music] i can't believe they hit the tent that's so [ __ ] that means it's time [Music] that means it's time for round number four [Music] your car will explode if you drive too slowly i'll start you on the airfield at a speed of 10 miles an hour if you drop below that at any point your car blows up [Music] you're so dead [Music] is [Music] [Music] jesus take the wheel master grand thank you again [Music] this is the track of destiny [Music] for round number four i will start you driving i will start hi doug this is the force right here to ask you when are we going to do some more tilts man i miss you man let's get some more tilts and dude yo bro let's talk about this later knl why why not work hello video games bring the gift of a binding advice extreme uh yeah i might actually do that soon oh god damn it's because the [ __ ] wait no no but the thing was already compiled maybe i recom no it was already compiled no this should work hold on why not work okay have to reset the mod dug dug is the disappointed dad that just wants to get rid of us so it is working um you should see a time you should see a speed limit at the bottom so i don't know why that's not showing up um show subtitle why would this not work oh it's wait yeah because if i was in vehicle i wasn't a vehicle what the [ __ ] hold on have a good day hey thanks hello this is odd uh get out and get back in yeah maybe the flag is different but i tested this like day or two ago and it worked like this i haven't changed the mod at all so i don't know what i don't know why this would be different right now i mean i guess i'll just recompile it i guess it doesn't matter if i'm in a vehicle or not so i can just remove this zed crew this challenge is our greatest weakness driving a car but we shall prevail we are the better half of the alphabet to victory oh unhandled exception uh if oh right right that's why it's in there damn it why would this not work what am i doing wrong so if he's in a vehicle it shows the the uh speed at the bottom i mean the explosion part works [Music] so do we when if we explode first or last in the scammer mode whoever lives longest wins and then k will activate we don't need no you have 6k viewers oh [ __ ] oh wow a lot of people hello everybody i don't normally have the viewer thing on because it makes you feel bad maybe subtitles are disabled i'm supposed to be checking my stuff on their clothes down so yeah [Music] this is todd howard what have you done to my horse he comes home late at night smelling like tilt and he tells me he spend the day with you he is no longer the horse i programmed it took so long to clean up all the whipped cream last time from all that horse tilting that's why a crew wins these um i was going to say murder starts with an m so it's in z crew okay let me just see so happy i'm gonna but you're still going down there should be a subtitle now okay so subtitles aren't working did that get turned off so the code is working it's just not displaying subtitles which i don't [ __ ] know why that would happen is it menu is that is menu doing it cause you did some weird [ __ ] in here okay um zed crew is good at getting cars stuck so i'm a bit worried yeah zeker's good at getting into small positions like small weird places and hiding which is not what this one is about are the in-game subtitles on it shouldn't be that crew you're gonna have to go at this without me while i am and always will be a loyal zed crew member my girlfriend is streaming as well and my love for her is greater godspeed a restart because i just that was a little weird of a of a message restarting maybe your move menu all right so uh i don't know argue amongst yourselves for a few minutes please i think i'll remove menu by the gods we will smite through and prevail we will murder people and blow up cars kill policemen cause chaos until we've proven we're the better half of the ultimate all right i'm removing one of the mods and i'm restarting the game let us find out if this works [Music] uh [Music] i guess i'll show this while we're waiting [Music] this song's a banger should move [Music] if it takes a one thousand battles or more said true is always better because we have the wild cards of the alphabet like the x and z they do have x that's true nobody can argue with the power of x i'll start one it's pronounced click can't fight hey call pi what i don't get it all right just realized i'm not in zed crew that fact makes me sad thank you leo just booting up the game here we go cool now the subtitles are working as you can see over there hi twitch chat cool so i don't to to clarify that's you guys when you scream rigged at me you don't even know what's happening and you're still just throwing the controller at the like god damn it doug can't believe you did this to me doug before you even know what happens you guys are screaming rigged probably half of you don't even have my stream on you just have like members and crew sandra bullock is a member of zed crew and she saved all those people in the movie speed also what is going on probably half of you only have the chat open right so you don't even know what's going on but you just see other people type rigged and then you're like oh oh it's rigged rigged [Music] uh okay so let me get over to the airfield serena don't encourage them hey there this douglas i hope you had a nice streaking as a new beginning you're just hoping to have you fill my brain with your delicious duck juice again also that's not how i would phrase what's happening here i think there's other words like i enjoy looking at your content not that i insert my juice into your brain let me make sure this works but it should because i think subtitles is the only issue so i just gotta change the code back so that uh it'll probably be fine without this but okay refresh cool all right so for round number four i will start the car once it hits a little bit of speed i turn on the speed limit mod you can see the speed listed down at the bottom middle if that drops below 10 you automatically blow up as you can see here your entire goal is to keep the car moving forward at all times you cannot run into anything you cannot slow down davey striker dude thank you for the five subs appreciate it [Music] heart about i think about 18 months [Music] um i am going to [Music] i didn't actually think this through should we have stop or reverse in there because there is no situation where you can reverse when the car is literally rigged with explosives curious no i mean i'm not saying certain parts aren't rigged sorry everybody's saying no i forget how i phrased this jesus so my sense is that i come in here and i say there's no reverse you could have stop to like so to be clear what would happen here when you click when you type drive that is the equivalent of holding down the w button to move forward if you type reverse it's the equivalent of lifting up the w and pressing back and if you uh type stop it's just the equivalent of lifting both up like you take your hands off the keyboard is basically what's happening so you could slow down i don't think reverse should be in there the only reason would be in there is for somebody to be a troll and like ruin it but i think i think that's kind of boring that's like not really it's funny that's funny to like the one or two people who are like teehee i'm gonna [ __ ] it up for everybody but for everybody else pretty anticlimactic i think so no stop well stop would be fine it wouldn't stop the car it would just stop you from accelerating more i mean we can remove it it doesn't really matter but at least at least there at least with stop you do technically have some influence over the speed of how fast you're moving because that way you could like you could incorporate some stopping into the mix so you aren't going like ultra fast because eventually something will stop you right i feel like stop stop is fine reverse is what we don't want all gas no brakes we'll do a pull hello doug i am working on a construction project in your area and we are low on skilled hands i noticed how good you are at rigging in general we need someone of your skills my main man i would i just don't i don't have my hard hat if you spell a crew backwards you get worker checkmate atheists um good points being thrown around here [Music] type one if you want stop to be in there type two if you want me to remove it reverse i'm gonna leave out i don't want reverse all right most people are saying to include stop to be clear you mostly do not want to do that i don't know maybe we kill it so that would be all about aiming no i'll leave it i'll leave that i'll leave it all right we're leaving in stop there is a little more strategy i to be clear though if you are trying to think about what to do here and how you want to play i highly recommend mostly driving so when you type drive into the chat but i had a good idea how does ohio penitentiary plays mario party sound that sounds fun i get a little violent when you type drive no breaks what you are doing is holding down the w key okay if somebody presses stop what they're doing is lifting up off the key okay so if people are typing drive on a regular basis that's the equivalent of just keeping the key held down at all times other people could uh steer as a reminder you can do look up look down look left look right that just moves the camera like the mouse what you really care about here is light left left and hard left which turns left people's names light right right and heart right which turns right punch his walls we have florida man who does quack and rides crocs to battle that's true acres got the crazy factor for sure um you probably want to if you're turning my name only do light levels i hope you have a nice day happy new years i know it is late plus me and my boyfriend love to watch your videos okay thanks bye thank you bob i appreciate that thank you thank you thank you um yeah that's it it's all about power i mean look there's a world where just driving straight forward and doing absolutely nothing could be the best strategy they could i don't know it's up to you guys but z crew's gonna be up first hey doug i'm trying to find a quick inexpensive way to work but all i have is a horse and a large rock any suggestions just take that just take that horse to that rock just tilt it a little bit you know what i'll do i will uh i'll start from back here i'll start from this sign how's this yeah okay that'll be good so i'm going to try to be as centered as possible i'm going to back the car up to about this side imagine being a part of zed crew how embarrassing you might want to think about those words oh yeah the exit yes yes yes yes yes you're right oh and e-break i'll turn but i had an idea how does westboro baptist church plays mario party sound nah nah i don't know if they believe in uh mario party all right y'all this one uh it's pretty simple just don't run the car when he comes back from buying cigarettes he will make sure a crew will [Music] win now let's get dramatic music on for this hey doug i've been looking for how to upgrade my pc as it's been slow and freezing a lot i know you are familiar with making a good rig did something terrible happen no is the opposite of that she they they literally said monterey bay aquarium said that rosa has become like too addicted to shrimp and like clams and so they like took her out of the exhibit so she just like got this just eat that all the time like she was getting she wasn't like happy with the thing so she's literally like so picky that they're feeding her like luxury food we we joked during the rosa during the monterey bay aquarium fundraiser that we were like just funding rosa eating lots of shrimp that is actually what happened we actually put money towards giving a sea otter luxury food that is a real thing going on right now in california that we all funded with that being said round number four is up is everybody ready z crew you are going to be up first i will speed up the car for you when we stay hungry at the very beginning of the track that's where you take over i will start the timer as soon as you're in control the music started i will start the timer as soon as you're in control whoever lives longer also what's going on i'm illiterate don't let the car slow down [Music] go [Music] secret starts to drive they're up to 30 miles an hour 35. looks like a few people are stopping but mostly it's all forward currently no steering somebody turns left this could be huge they hit a bush they hit a bush 14 seconds zeke who runs into a bush and [ __ ] it all up who turned why would you turn you had to straight live dude you had the line all right 14.78 seconds is all that a crew has to beat [Applause] true [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey crew i will speed up for you oh [ __ ] hold on hold on [Music] thank you all right that looks pretty straight [Music] getting your car sped up for you at the beginning of the track is where you will take over thank you to the accru spy nz crew a champ if a crew can last longer than 14.78 seconds they will win the tournament there is a traitor among zed crew oops are you ready the song is this jenna anderson from astral chain thank you lord chantry could all come down to one 15 second drive dead guy had this dream where you were the teacher a crew school where you taught people how to drive a thing that was like a flintstones car but on water and it was so depressing you looked like you hated your job you even said at one point my wife almost left me because of how bad you guys misbehave and it was so sad thank you hey crew 15 seconds and you'll win it all [Music] if you drop below a speed of 10 you will die three two one live you can see the speed here 37 40 miles an hour 41 43 someone charged oh my god they dodged the pitch but they're slowing down 13 seconds who turned they turned and missed the fence and still stretched it out for another seconds but spun around in the dirt and lose it by one and a half seconds [ __ ] ah rick you had it you almost won even despite fearing off the road dude [Applause] [Music] and in a [ __ ] nail biter you're lousy z crew does take round number four [Music] which means it all comes down to the final round which i forget what it is hold on [Music] all right [Applause] the final round is [Applause] reverse sweep will be completed [Applause] [Music] the other team controls the mods [Music] once again i will be dropping you over the city [Music] you will parachute down into the city and try to survive against five-star police but the other team gets to control my mods at the same time to work soon but i had an idea how does u.s embassy opinion plays minecraft sound finns love minecraft [Music] now the mods are not necessarily going to make this worse we don't really know sometimes the mods teleport you around [Music] sometimes the mods make things better maybe your strategy is you don't use the mods at all and you just let the police kill them but technically the mods could really [ __ ] things up for the other team so the way this will work [Music] [Applause] do you agree how much is a smoothie no but you could put hummus in a smoothie [Music] all right if you are the team playing the character the controls are exactly like before if you are control if you are the other team you will be controlling my mod menus and you will type menu 1 menu two or menu three to pull up the menus select menu back up down left or right to control them i'm gonna add more [Music] so is dark souls music copyrighted because if not that would make for some really cool moments yeah we could do that i don't know what their policy is uh let's just [Music] [Applause] that time he took fall damage all right let's test this out let's just make sure that this works okay um so a crew would be in control of the character zikr you would be control of menus all right stop with the weird [ __ ] symbols please this is peter we have heard you are tilting with a horse and we find that absolutely abhorrent tell us where the horse is so we can shoot it no the horse likes it dude um a crew you should be controlling the character z crew you should be controlling the mods why don't we give it a shot little preview all right so this is what it would look like i would activate the cops okay you have five star police acre you would fly in and do whatever you want and zikr you would have the ability to control menu three is planes as you can now see you put them in a car i think i think poor damage only works if you're not wearing a parachute oh maybe that's it [Music] can they not find you because you're because you're in a new vehicle all right so it seems like it works so you're definitely less active in the okay all right all right we're gonna call this now all right i'm done okay i think i need to in this one probably bring this menu out to do vehicle spawn or something like that so put you in here in the middle of that menu here in that menu michael davey are you behaving yourself oh but of course and how are the kids they're good i actually mean that uh okay actually the only issue it's fine only question um what happens if you teleport because if you teleport away uh or put somebody into a vehicle that would get the cops to stop chasing you so should that be a win we basically need to figure out what so what happens if acre is playing is it a punishment or a victory if z crew teleports them you know does like oh you're at mount chiliad or whatever play until the crew dies but like if you're up here you're not going to die for a long time i mean we just say that's what happens so it could be really risky to teleport somebody i'm trying to think if there is just there's some way to ensure that you die eventually that's what i'm trying to figure out just let it happen teleport them again my boyfriend play until the teams die i don't have my headphones could you sign for me what is going on uh that sign language for a crew is gonna play the next round z crew's going to be in control of the mods a crew's going to have five star police chasing after them and we're going to play until a crew dies but z crews mods could actually make it easier for a crew to survive it's your old friends from ea look we knew you were horse tilting the whole time you were here but we never knew how bad it got please we care about you is there any other factor i can do that just like pretty much guarantees uh that you will die at some point the planes are are pretty bad yeah five stars so the issue with five star police so i will keep five star police active all the time but you guys saw sometimes the cops just when you force the cops to show up so if i press uh u right now i'm pressing you five star police pop up right the issue is if you set the police via a mod like this a lot of the time they will just like not be able to find you down here for some reason and you saw that earlier like they just run around they can't recognize you i don't know why and then at that point even like undoing it so they're gone redoing it um they still will like be confused a lot of the time not in this case but some of the time so there's a possibility that the cops are rigged so we could just say if the cops get rigged then we reset that'll be kind of boring but i will do my part and make sure there's police active all the time [Music] spawn rocket launchers wait so what you're saying is after the two minute mark or three minute mark i will press a button that starts spawning people with rocket launchers to try to kill you what about that so at the three minute mark i basically ramp up the difficulty a lot all right like that okay uh let me add that this will take a minute to add so every 10 seconds if the rocket launcher flag is active then it will uh oh [ __ ] where's the code for this crew fears no rocket launcher [Music] hello it seems there is a fake bob but anyways me and my girlfriend enjoy watching your streams we have a laugh [Music] uh b and f okay after three minutes everyone gives it backflip [Music] all right almost there sorry you suck zaku get your shift together and try to win one next time if you have the courage you cowards all right so if i press b it should activate the rocket launcher so if i press and it should uh unactivate them make sure this works so this is this is what i would activate at the three minute mark so i press b there they are oh they're pretty far away let me make them closer uh please hold forward vector by 75 i'll do 20 25. yeah 20 is fine okay so this is just when they spawn they're gonna be closer now okay it's live and lock are in the matrix and win this thing okay so that will start happening every 10 seconds at the 3 minute mark so you're probably not living that much longer after that point but depending on where you are you totally [ __ ] could dude maybe if you're like oh [ __ ] no no no no if you're like spawned into a tank or whatever you could absolutely survive we cool oh we're not cool well also their aim is horrible they have horrific aims you actually could really live through this all right so you can just be [ __ ] neo and dodge this you'll be okay dude with that being said let's get ready for the final round of this secret zeke tournament [Music] hi doug this is nazim writing to us do you get to the cloud district very often oh what am i saying of course you don't you are too busy being high on horse tips um i want to give you the space bar no they won't last that long anyways i'm giving you space bar which is jump so that when you're on foot you can like vault over things i sense a fake bob among us this feels kinda sass damn dude there's another sub battle going on right now between bobs um you can still get in and out of a car as well it's a one in ten chance but um actually i'll make that bigger so it's hard to get in and out of a car um but technically if you get put into a car that really sucks you guys can match car and get out of here youtube for years but this is my first time on your stream keep up the amazing content hey thank you griff um all right i think we're good everybody once again a crew is going to be starting this off said someone thought i got impeached also chad it is neither pooh or plug it is john cena thank you bill clinton if you are controlling the player left click or right click we'll click that mouse button look up look down look left right move the camera also you cool i like you keep it being cool thank you drive will move you forward reverse will move you back stop will just lift up the movement keys honk will honk if you're in a car camera will change the camera rear view will change to a rear view camera cinematic will change to a cinematic camera light left left and hard left these are your turns this is how you turn left if you're in a car or a person light right right and hard right these are going to be particularly important at the beginning when you are dropping down into the city run will start running uh walk will stop running screenshot is one in 25 chances of taking a screenshot if you want to do that instead of playing the game car is one of one in 25 chance of getting in or out of the car and jump or e-brake is how you would uh you would jump over something before i forget i need to make sure you don't have so i'm going to start you guys here at the hospital facing this direction okay also should timer start no timer should start when you're in mid-air another suggestion for the merchandise options sell dug dug-themed noisy rubber chickens i don't know i don't know if merch people do that i don't know if they sell over chickens all right dudes calm down with the freaking spam man get ready hey doug this is like you dungeons and dragons with twitch chat controls the characters i think we're all good we've got the rockets we've got the twitch chat code got the scoreboard the instant you die a crew that's your time and z crew will have to beat it any final questions before we get going i'm going to boost you up into the air three times i'm gonna put you in a parachute and then you are in control hey doug did you make any profit on the buy smoothie yet or did the fbi federal buy smooth investigators confiscate it they've tried i keep moving houses every week so they can't find it i have a safe house all right the final round make sure i get everything correctly hey crew you are up first in five seconds three two one time you're now live hey oh i didn't turn off the thing i specifically said i had to do that [Music] [Music] one sec uh movement hancock oops all right all right one two three [Music] just like before you're gonna start with the parachute the instant you hit the ground i will activate the police and after three minutes if you're still alive i will turn on the rocket launcher spam this is it three two [Music] one anchor you're live secret you're alive with the mods good luck here we go z crews already trying to work in some airplane spam it seems like once again the mods could actually hurt you you could you could teleport them okay the cops are now live you're outside you got teleported to a strip club it looks like you're outside a strip club some dude's beating you up it looks like a crew is now trapped against the strip club fighting a bouncer because secret teleported them there and the five star police were coming to kill him if you got into the strip club i guess that could maybe get you away from the cops currently being punched by a dude but they fight back remember left click to punch pushes them away is not currently working the bouncer is halfway to killing michael this could be an early death oh okay recovering some health this has been fine oh 52 seconds z crew had a plan there sends a crew directly to the strip club and lets the bouncer beat him up while the cops come in to shoot him to death well done well done i think that was pretty fast so hey crew you're gonna have to pull out some crazy [ __ ] to actually beat that time or to kill them faster i should say [Music] why is it still working okay you screwed up the mods [Music] let's fix it [Music] 7k bam i think this is the most viewers i've had except for that one time okay this is good because the most viewers i had otherwise is during the gta 5 okay this is bugging out what the [ __ ] is going on during the gta 5 invisible car god damn it all right we got to reset the game please hold is during the invisible car challenge but i only got that many viewers because i joked that everybody should um open up my stream on a second device so we could just like inflate the numbers a lot so like my viewership record is definitely cheating and like could get me banned so i'm happy we organically got above that unless that's what you guys are all doing right now in which case i'm still gonna get banned all right sorry rebooting gta just a sec so you rigged the viewer account no i don't like to think about it that way it is time zone you have three devices open don't do that it's a victory [ __ ] i should not have mentioned that please don't do that it's actually not it's like not allowed at all on twitch [Music] i have 20 devices [Music] you actually only have five viewers [Music] once again this is the final round a crew survived 52 seconds if zikr lives longer they win it all hmm [Music] when you said not to your viewership went down so you guys actually were stop watching my stream on a bunch of devices you make me look like a jackass when the number goes down um i don't actually really care about viewership i don't i don't want it to be illegal obviously but that is the nice thing about like primarily being a youtuber is that you don't have to care that much about your twitch numbers [Music] uh rigged there's no music there's no sound yeah like really okay okay uh let me get over to the hospital then we're kicking this off [Music] it's like here no that's the [Music] oh okay [Music] that let's name the five different soaps i'm getting to the hospital so it's the same uh starting location yeah cool wait yeah yeah this is correct i turned off my eight computers running the stream i've saved thousands in electricity yeah we need to hire some of those crypto miners to just watch my stream professionally one two three z crew will be starting you in the air just like before oh this is spicy this could absolutely be a win for zeker here absolutely remind me of my sixth grade teacher that resigned because he was so annoyed with our class no i like you guys [Music] yeah that's the one i need to switch the code where the [ __ ] is code uh somebody things open okay oh my god there we go z crew you're going to be controlling the player hey crew you will be in control of the mods i thought that teleporting would actually make the person survive longer that proved to not be the case so maybe teleportation is a valid strategy what's going on thank you evas hey crew if you can kill z crew in under 52 seconds you win the entire tournament zikr if you live longer than that you've won your first alphabet crew battle everybody's live in five seconds three two one life z crew's in control hey crews trying to start playing again might be able to snipe them out of the air with a plane as a reminder five star police will start the instant you touch the ground rocket launchers at three minutes taking their sweet ass time right now a crew is currently in the teleportation menu but they tried to teleport him to the marker so it did not work so currently z crews still making their sweet ass time down to the freeway hey crew's trying hey crews trying to cook something up but right now zeke's just buying a lot of time floating down to the highway this will be pretty anticlimactic unless they get hit by a [ __ ] car it's your cousin roman i hear you've got some great forces going on want to share some with me while we go ladies and gentlemen is a victory for the z crew after a year and a half of humiliation at the hands of a crew the second half of the alphabet has finally won a battle by just flying down to the to the freeway [Music] all it took was one strip club bouncer [Music] congratulations [Music] starting off strong no way of knowing dude hey crew you were you were there you got so you were in this menu you went player you got down you went to player you went down to teleport but then you clicked marker the marker wasn't set and if you had gone down you could have gone to michael's house and got into them faster but honestly it was like the plan has succeeded almost unbeatable yes it was like almost unbeatable zikr teleported you to the strip club almost immediately and then pissed off the bouncer like that was that was an incredible strategy from zebra gentlemen just as that crew has doubled we have done it we have achieved victory in the greatest honor welcome to 2022 the europe's crew look this could be like the year of luigi that nintendo did okay where they had a whole year with a whole bunch of luigi games and everybody was really excited because we're like yeah finally luigi gets some love and that's what's happening right now with zikr the bad news is that failed horribly for nintendo as a business everybody hated it and didn't buy their games so we're probably gonna crash and burn my stream with it but until then z crew i am proud to say that you've won the tournament congratulations [Music] but we will give one opportunity for the a crew and the z crew to come together i will give you one shot can you stop me victory finishing a single round of golf in gta 5 if you control my mods and if you stop me 50 gifted subs [Music] i don't care about twitch numbers screens the man alone in a room staring at a computer no i have friends [Music] what the hell [Music] is the reverse three to zero [Music] i will try to complete a round of golf if i can beat the whole thing without you stopping me i win but if you can end my golfing spree 50 gifted subs for the united alphabet well paid [Music] [Applause] all righty then don't let that distract you from the fact that a crew blew a 2-0 lead [Music] this is not the nz club we will meet again the earth shall tremble the heavens will cry the battle will be legendary until next time may your meeting right now 2022 more like zed zero's easy this is ours [Music] is everybody ready this is your chance at redemption this is your chance to bring your teams back together in unity and love it's really loud or are the fissures too deep [Music] is he crew too high on their victory spree to be able to come to the table and negotiate and work together again we don't know maybe everybody will just leave they'll just leave my stream they'll turn it off they'll burn down their computers or can you come together stop me from playing golf the mod controls are exactly like before 50 gifted subs i'm gonna be honest after that last performance i'm feeling a little confident we'll wait we'll give it a minute another 10 seconds well done crew i salute you what if twitch chat beats all three mario 64 slides can you stop me from playing golf good luck time go go go go go go all right i think i can definitely get two or three i can definitely get a few holes in my concert is is the later holes [Music] double or nothing double or nothing just shut up okay [Laughter] thank you bleeder double or nothing if you're still here thank you very much i i've missed a bunch of things but i appreciate a lot thank you thank you thank you oh my god okay double or nothing you're lousy but i only have to beat one hole double or nothing but if i if i get a single hole a single ball into a single hole that i win do you take it double or nothing or i don't know your [ __ ] my [ __ ] god [Music] okay 90 percent want a double or nothing so if i get to the end of the very first hole in golf i owe nothing if you can stop me you win it all what the hell just hold on this is my house this is where i live my children are right there chat you |
[Music] drove all the way down to florida no man allowed on stream [Music] is [Music] it's true [Music] um [Music] is is is is [Music] [Music] is [Music] oh [Music] oh we can't get [ __ ] sponsors dude sorry besides we did get one we got one thanks hyperx um we're gonna play one more time we're almost ready i just need to make sure we're good i think you guys are cool and i'm happy you're here but tell your friends again this time sing along everybody shout out hyperx this is gonna be great [Music] drove all the way down to florida [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] by the time we're done trip with the ladies [Music] go crazy avoided [Music] is [Music] i'm [ __ ] up [Music] tv [Music] wait there's more [Music] this is why we can't get [ __ ] oh besides we have one but we have one yeah we have one all right well um let's let's go outside chat arena um we're going we're walking you guys are coming you're those are my fate oh my drink oh i'm sorry [Music] everybody [Music] [Applause] hello well wait each person is gonna get their intro hello chat welcome to girls trip this is my my friend maya you might have met her we have a podcast together i'm drunk already she's had one drink i've had two um quick before we start our night shout out hyperx for sponsoring sorry taylor swift started playing i just spit i'm doing my best shout out to hyperx you're supposed to be in your hyperx cup stupid oh my god i love hyperx thank you so much for sponsoring this yay okay shout out hyperx make up for maya being get my drink away uh use hyperx in the in the chat exhaust point hyperx this is the best ad read you've probably ever had uh but we do appreciate you for sponsoring us and supporting women on the platform because this is all women besides are actually sick i'm my baby i love you hyperx i love you thank you hyperx guys 20 off using there's a cat here the girls trip code anyway uh welcome to girls trip we will introduce everyone starting with maya tell us a little bit about yourself and what brought you down to florida this weekend hello everybody my name is mai i've only been to florida once in my life but i'm so excited to be back i have an animal sanctuary and i love birds and i have a podcast with cutie and it was alert am i right oh my god i'm actually so interesting uh introducing our first guest of of the weekend andrea [Applause] who immediately looked away by the way uh chat we are all sporting the girls trip merch tonight it looks like yes we are cute hello i'm a girl i'm here for women she's hyped and hyper wait we are like the same oh no she's wearing she's wearing platform shoes on here i can make it feel better he's learning he's not a girl he doesn't know okay andre were the same what are you most what do you hate most about men oh men yeah um what do i hate most about them yeah they're just very horny yeah so i hate that i hate i hate that about men uh well thank you andre that was my question goodbye now if you want you can go over by the django we're starting with jenga by the way okay she's left you can sit over there i just might call on you okay i'm gonna sit patiently at the kids table i'll be the one uh up next to introduce is justin minx [Applause] i'm in my socks too like the confidence this is [ __ ] hot here it is really hot here it's not hot at all it's humid she's hot she's irish she's used to it [Music] please ladies and gentlemen [Music] however minks does have a big fight coming up uh in florida oh show me wait wait as hard as you can don't do it don't don't shoot i don't want to go yeah it's too early in the night squad her squad her squad get on my [ __ ] shoulders get on my shoulder someone yes [Laughter] [Laughter] this is the happiest i've ever been between my thighs thank you hyperx we love you hyperx i've been riding horses yeah that was good that was good oh [Laughter] i'm dead [Laughter] more kids oh my god um all right up next is niyacho come on down [Applause] no it's okay i'm good do you like nachos yes go ahead well you can answer that first if you want but it's a really bad question they're okay okay all right way to set her up for an awkward answer that sucks what is your favorite thing about the us so far um the people oh wow that's nice because it's like us does it live up to your expectations is it what you thought it would be it's better oh yay i got very scared i was gonna counsel actually and i'm happy that i've won yay i'm happy showing too dude i'm like out of breath i wasn't even well well thank you niyachu we won't make you work out up next is wendy everybody [Applause] tell us why you've decided to marry a man uh you're married no i'm engaged so she could change her decisions she could change i could change my mind yeah um i don't know you know he has big arms oh huge oh that's a good time yeah what's your favorite thing to have him open for you what he has big arms pickles wiggles what pink jars jars what were you saying nothing nothing at all thank you hyperx thank you thank you wendy thank you thank you very much yeah oh there's a water bottle um okay uh up next is uh arya the first one i saw i thought you were gonna pick the other side no i i couldn't decide they were like huddling it looks like they're in a conversation arya's here everybody arya has a hot fresh french toast stream friday morning for those who want to check it out what is your secret ingredient that you plan on adding oh i get a secret ingredient yeah cocaine i was gonna say what alcohol whatever andrea's bringing [Applause] okay so the neighbors love us here um great great um what what event are you most looking forward to um i'm uh the goat yoga but like that's during my stream but i'll be like peering over yeah it's right there right or like here there yeah yeah it'll be great it'll be i just want to see the goat go yoga hell yeah i love goats well thank you arya thank you for joining us hooray okay elinidy come on down helena lindy is ready for the florida sun i'm still writing salinity is so nice lady and i have made a pact oh yeah drunk yes but not too drunk [ __ ] because you're just i i feel like i can handle a little bit more alcohol than mine i can yeah what do you mean the same size but no but i i've been drinking for like an entire week oh okay yeah well she has a problem you have a hobby yes mine is a big problem i think i'm gonna need to do an intervention after the trip do you feel any alcohol uh yeah just a little bit we'll get there okay we'll get there happy girls trip oh by the way thank you hyper eggs very very hog champion all right well thank you yeah you're welcome pray jody raise your hand come on down yay audio is crackling i'm being told what could that mean i don't know uh jody come on in we're working on the audio it's it'll work soon no i mean i could just go stand over there no no no no no no we want to know they're saying i'm waiting we're waiting for audio to be fixed there's i think it's fine it's static it's fine one in chat if it's fine wait audio is fine for me says my mod so we're trusting that all right okay jody you all right girls trip hey this is my social anxiety nightmare oh my god [Laughter] check my twitter posts cool yeah very cool or excellent hyperx in the chat anyway [Laughter] [Music] so since you're socially anxious who's your least favorite person to spend the weekend with i was just wondering oh my god don't tell her sydney she kicks in her sleep everybody we all have to share beds and the bed is [Laughter] uh well thank you jody thank you very much thank you so much thank you um lily come on down lily is ready not much drinking from lily i've noticed hi hello lily how are you excited yeah i'm really excited you're stepping on someone's head i'm so sorry it's totally just like it's okay i don't know who's it is whose phone is good call good call good call uh lily what are you most looking forward to here at girl straight i saw that you set up some painting stuff yes we are painting tonight really excited for that yeah got out of bed for that you got out of bed for that yeah i was gonna hide in my room but you threw me out with the pain you don't want to hang out with us no that's not it what is it then i don't know let's talk about it i have an actual question for everybody here between me and lily who do you think would win in a fight i think it's a pretty fair matchup um do you work out no you don't work out at all but she like throws hay and stuff i really really wouldn't totally anyone's ass i have violence that's kind of that's just wrong i think i would if you want to try like i am bound to fight her to the death well frat night is tomorrow maybe not today so maybe i'm sorry hospital maybe maybe for at night okay okay tomorrow come back for the stream me and lily are gonna fight to the death it should be good well it's gonna be sick place your bets off stream too i'm going to start selling tickets that's what i'm going to do i just have so much anger inside me you know yeah let me take it out on someone all right i'm done all right well thank you lily thank you so much all right brit is ready to come on down oh yeah she is ready the only person with a child i'm checking you have three children you are lying uh tell us tell us tell us what is what is it like to be a mother no that's such a boring question what made you decide to conceive with a man we're talking about e-rob here oh i mean never mind don't finish just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding i mean he's just got such a charm yeah yeah so what is the best pick of mine erob has used on you oh that's a good one i actually don't know he said golly you're looking mighty fine tonight yeah that kind of won me over and then emmy was conceived the rest is history what's up what are you looking forward to most here today um tonight yeah yeah um i'm just really excited to get to know everyone i haven't met a lot of girls here and i don't know just hanging out with girls i don't get a lot of time outside of my house away from my both my children yeah two of my children that's fair and you have a i'm dog single mother of five and it's just really hard it's really hard but we're happy to have you here to uh drink your problems away hooray yeah brit also has a pack with me to get you wrong yes hooray yes okay bye thank you bye brett yeah all right jamie come on down jamie is here jamie what size sweatshirt is that it's an xxl wow that's a big sweater it's cute it looks cozy this is cozy the shout out the girls trip merch we're all right cute little people by the beach it's kind of weird that it's a man yeah we should put hair on the boy i don't want to hug you i don't want to [ __ ] hug you dude no she's like a psycho she's got flowers in her hair [ __ ] well i think you're gonna win that fight you think so lily's out already yeah as long as you can last more than more than a few days between me and you who do you think would i think you would win nevermind a fight yeah she's i think it would be a very even battle okay fair enough all right like boxes yeah can't carry boxes um all right tomorrow i'm going to fight jamie and i'm going to fight lily there's a mosquito i didn't get it but that's right thank you so much well jamie what are you looking forward to the most here second time in florida i really want to go see disney world okay for sure weather is really nice here like i'm having a great time here and honestly the flight here was amazing too yeah just really excited to experience hey and hearts and chat to jamie for filling in last second because janet got covered very cool of jamie thank you so uh yeah thanks jamie thank you all right we got three left let's have sid come on down hello welcome welcome thank you happy to have you here happy to be here where's what's your dog doing right now um he's hanging out with other dogs oh that's fun yeah yeah he's like on a puppy play date for the next couple days that's really like very cool yeah yeah that's very cool maya i got truly down my sleeve uh who who what do you like least about maya um i mean geez there's just so many things yeah i just met maya um i i don't have many things i could say i'm excited to see her what's my worst physical feature sydney yeah oh that's is that what we're doing here tell me is that what we're doing you when you first saw me walk through the door you're like man that part of her is ugly what was it that's like it's the less she said it's my left knee i'm gonna camera back off of that one and you have it out you having your left knee out yeah i didn't actually even know that i did yeah i like the curled toes i'm hiding them is it because your toes are your words no it's because this cameraman has filled my feet multiple times and so i have to hide my toes from him that's why i have the socks with the flip-flops dude it's sick i actually i'm gonna go put socks on yeah i found out the other day that i have a wiki feet page oh it's because of you huh it's because you're always filming your feet it's your culture yeah yeah it's your fault well thank you sydney yep thank you thank you teddy going over the alex says both of you you know what let's have both of them pray we were planning to come out anyway you well are you guys mad that you share the same name i'm not gonna interrupt there's going to be a lot of fighting to the death i'm taller though that's actually true a rough trip she's got more money than me so i don't know maybe that's we're just gonna yeah true poker game how do you feel half a million up you know not a bad night we brought you here to rob you actually it's like the same joke but not really a joke yeah i know i mean somebody pickpocketed me on the way here did that happen to anyone else that was probably minks it was me yeah i know it was me i mean i was excited to come because i was gonna finally get some time away from my crazy roommates and then you you're right again why would you i'm sorry i didn't invite them all nico's coming up miko is joining us later um because being anne's is also sick so miko will be joining the roster and i just didn't want you to get away yeah i know no vacation no she explicitly asked me not to invite me but she honestly showed up i didn't even invite her so yeah she made it past the security guard yeah um all right well are you guys ready to play some games let's do that okay i don't know how much daylight we'll have so once it gets too dark we can you know move inside yeah there's literally no sun very bright there's no sun it is so late here but luckily we have some good lights outside that's kind of helping us but it'll just get darker and darker so we'll see yeah all right i'm gonna choose two team captains with our cool hyperx wheel x-men point hyperx in the trap brit you are one of the captains me and andrea you are one of the cats all right i would like to i'd like to make something very clear as the night goes on andrea and nikki are not old enough to drink so instead we will make fun of them the whole night instead we'll just do cocaine they will not we don't have drugs drugs are bad it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke by the way um so this is a game of jenga each of these have something interesting on them such as examples prank call a streamer blank chooses so if britt were to pull this she'd spin the wheel and one of these girls gets to choose who you get a prank call um there are no many many good ones in here um so we will we will go through this the team that knocks it over will spend the rest of the night with an l on their forehead with a marker and uh i'm sorry that's the only punishment i could think of and that's what you get so it's gonna be your team you're already married at erob it's not fair [Laughter] um all right starting with brick sunshine she got rolled first you you choose your team and we'll just stand on sides of table teams take her she's looking at me scary yeah we're gonna destroy you all right all right your sister okay i wanted to see how bad you wanted to be on my team but it looks like you're taking listen okay i've seen elini win jenga before so we're gonna get a link in here she won last time dang it she was my next pick got you thank you okay let's see no [Applause] i'm not playing so if you haven't been picked stand over here guys we have to beat underground right now i don't want to play very nice duty i quit i resigned i don't like no they're not even miles miles get over here [Applause] so try to remember who got picked where in the order of here you picked is your turns so you guys have to yeah yeah it's a little bit wobbly unstable like us it's getting a little dark it's actually it's very wobbly yeah okay no touching i touched it i really don't know i'm touching the table i don't know what the right strategy i've never played do i just like um what if we all hold the table thank you thank you pokey yeah that's way better thanks for your money no you and i someone grab the middle i'll grab the bottom so we'll grab the top okay this is this oh okay what happened when women [Laughter] [ __ ] oh my god we actually got that guys we can't just leave it here on the edge of the table wait okay get up go i'm holding the top okay oh god that's gracious i never did it okay literally twisting yeah it's it's not we just gotta straighten it's a little crooked [Music] i'm because i think it's gonna be more wobbly because we have the taped on things so that's probably why so we'll just see how long this lasts and we've got tons of activities honestly all right okay it's gonna be great so all right break your first table switching the other side migrating okay go back to the all right all right team line up nice job kevin all right station blank pies you in the face thanks your secret what we don't have a guy here [Music] how about this how about this if you get yourself then you don't have to do it it's like you're one out because then you guys are still getting high probabilities i'm saying if you get yourself then it cancels it out yeah but i didn't get those are bad odds i say you take a shot instead and we uh oh i just made that up but we can go with that you know what i pull a lot of w's in my life i think i'll leave my name i believe in you i'm gonna go ahead and spin it because yeah sure q is getting the pie so we're a bunch of kids unattended and now we're all lost oh she's goodbye she got the pie though okay that was a good spin what are you saying is that going in my face yes whoever you land on yourself oh my god [Applause] are you saying that she took the hit [Applause] is yeah on the top the other way sorry i've never played you've never played i'm scared i want to go home i'm doing this mom can i go home now oh no oh my god that's good what does that say uh blank tweets from your phone okay real time i hope not my sister please not warnings last time minx tweeted from my phone all the stands attacked me but it was a good way to farm the likes i don't want not again dude all right all right please not the minecrafters again i've had enough those they're small girls minecrafters up no please you don't okay so you minecrafters are out of the question you can do whatever you want just remember mix i know where you sleep don't forget where you sleep whatever you do there will be oh [ __ ] i'm really bad at this you have the wrong team captain what'd you say oh [Applause] kpop [Applause] oh no i could never why would you do this to me i thought we were friends you make me feel special oh she's a monster you guys can't be in the chat for andrea's reputation [Laughter] shout out twitch prime hey yo if you're in this stream right now you got twitch prime what's up to cutie cinderella for hosting this amazing event and also hyperx and if you like for x we love you we love hyperx now eat it yeah oh [ __ ] over okay what is that noise [Applause] [Music] yeah it's my get hearts in chat i don't know what it is i didn't even set it up i didn't even set it up anyway hearts and chat for cute cinderella very suspicious i don't trust this at all i feel like you're not going to get a good one there's no way they might i haven't i have a door that's actually true oh snap nap gifted 51 sucks [Applause] can we get 52 52. oh wow this is very tight yeah they picked some crazy blocks what are these these blocks are real tight no she doesn't go for the end uh you didn't hear her before the stream uh stop thank you thank you sorry i always do i am so grateful to hyperx this is all i've ever wanted to talk about in this moment i was so scared and hyperx was my savior who gave me this block so shout out to the real ones thank you hyperx i told you i'm lucky advisors [Applause] or any other [Applause] well we'll okay any body part yeah oh [Laughter] you what the [ __ ] bite an onion this is like the first time i've okay actually that was very good yeah now it's going to be tricky for their team yeah good fun fun guys everything will be fine but we would catch you on camera [Applause] good all right thanks disgusting because it's like literally okay guys we can do it we are the strategic masterminds we should just be able to slide out okay nice let's go i literally already did that okay hold on what what a good day for mmc she made it on this side he's in chat right now nmp please 53 gifted at this point let's go let's go actually yeah yeah we got to send him some people wait that's not my phone said oh can i get this if it's loose oh my god wobbling it's wearing your piano hand take a shot you have to put that in the middle yeah you got to put it but here you go wait lily you got to put it in between the in the two blocks i'm ready that was impressive though okay sorry hold on i'm just piano hands gentle [Music] she's the most dexterous one i've seen in my life come on lily yeah they just have to be on lily you're gonna [ __ ] this up so badly it's too big it won't fit it's not gonna it's gonna fall it's gonna fall oh it's gonna fall it's gonna fall out [Laughter] oh [Music] oh sorry i'm sorry it doesn't say you don't have a chaser is it truly oh my god i was joking oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god sorry that's alcohol too oh my god oh my god uh this one we just got okay nice okay good job that's my teammate this is the best one everybody compliment me wow uh all right go around don't try too hard like anybody can go i'll go you have to compliment me i love your hair i like your overalls thank you you're an exceptional baker keep commenting i haven't read 16 yet i would like to [ __ ] you you have a great name alex hey i like that i love your confidence thanks yeah okay too many compliments i like your eyeliner thank you you have a nice voice thank you really nice thank you okay i'm overwhelmed [Music] that actually works so bad i'm trying to be so hard dude that really hurts oh is [Applause] a picture from your phone camera to show blank chooses a picture so you gotta scroll and see who's gonna choose a picture from your phone wait i thought it was a two out of three we can but do we want to we can move nikki oh you got lucky yeah [Laughter] [Applause] oh little dots that's so good let's show chad what nick said to the feed pig he said cutie cinderella always has my back thank you adding it to the collection like random friends they're sending me my tweet and they're like all right will someone help me move this table stop cutie tell her to talk she's stalking me just want to be your friend oh my god this table is somebody else alex oh my god [Music] we're going down all right [Applause] oh god sorry i was [ __ ] pinky [Music] [Applause] what look who it is she's a part of girls trip everybody what is that i don't like one of the girls [Music] yes [Applause] [Applause] oh [Applause] oh [Music] okay all right one second is all right on either side [Music] yes i'm not joking i'm freaked out by lily why because it started as a joke oh my god she's right there dude do you want me to please don't follow me you want to be my friend afterwards she's just stopping i'll paint you later if you want no no okay no no it's not funny it's not funny you're not funny i'm not trying you're creepy no i just want to beat you you want a portrait if you paint me don't paint me do you see how creepy that is cute do can you just why are you walking she's following me she's following me she's following me she's calling me where's the toilet wow you think she has a crush on you i think she i think she likes you yes she really did yeah i don't know where she was oh i found her oh wait that's pretty neat we're looking i'll find her later dude are we [Music] okay [Music] okay [Music] really okay kind of crazy [Music] [Music] she has three but i don't know what they are but i don't think that any of them are t-mobile i know there's a verizon and att and then we're on wi-fi it's looking good you can see but it's still it's like 700. they got the wi-fi okay you're you're 2.1 are we good hold on sorry look at the wi-fi save save it looks better it's coming up yeah nah back i like it saved huge okay i have to manually type that i think we got it we're good oh god i'm so happy thank you i think so audio delay do you have a brb screen the starting zoom bag you have the starting soon bag i don't know if you just turn this light over and just click brb chat okay wait there's a little bit of delay we're gonna turn the camera off don't freak out i feel like if they refresh it'll fix it people are saying okay people are saying if they refresh it's fine yes okay turn off the camera space that's good you guys just refresh really quick thanks for singing anyway when the wind bless the cradle will break why would it just connect it wasn't disconnected it was we were connected to the kitchen and i connected to our bedroom refresh works refresh works fixed [Music] okay all right we're playing two more games with jenga and then we're going to come in here and paint so we're not on the kitchen table oh let's go back in the kitchen let's go back there all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] hey lily have you met my roommate mates dude i've never like i think it's really cool it's really cool okay she's actually really friendly too oh it was you're going to kick this off again twice because you're not crazy [Music] can you teach me the dance guys it's not a joke you didn't see her off stream i have no idea what you're talking about like i'm just trying to be a friend i have no idea what you're talking about you're a psychopath we can tell each other better i feel like we started guys we're teammates come on you gotta figure this out wait what what no no no no no guys we're teammates we have to work together some soccer fighters we should work together i'm the team captain we got to figure this out i don't want to own my bra i'll work for you bro tell her something close to me how are we going to be if she i'm not feeling again just staying in there okay oh there's no rules right like i just go yeah [Music] it really helps you take the two fingers and pull out to stabilize yes stabilize yeah nice okay oh you're gonna take a shot with me oh no [ __ ] you gotta spin the wheel [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] all right who's next [Applause] [Music] i think it's a sweater we're all wearing it that means you too don't tell anyone i didn't finish it all right [ __ ] it i'm going down all right [Applause] um [Applause] true we would it's a great time to find this egg oh my god wow oh [Applause] gift blank five subs can you wheel me into existence all right all right i will take your money no no no they're just [Music] it is [Applause] [Music] she has to read her last received text oh god i hope it's good what if it's i hate girls don't delete it we'll know i hope it's awesome and the best one is supervision [Music] it's just wait like my last text that is [Music] [Applause] i'll schedule another pick up and cancel this [Applause] love them sing a song and blank get this five subs to jody [Music] i am so bad with music um she can sing anything so that's true you probably have voice mini um this is so yeah american anthem oh what's that called what stars being amazing that's not that's not it god bless [Applause] is [Music] [Music] [Music] or the land [Applause] god bless america god bless you correct okay next also i love that your cup says mickey on it mine i know i'm sorry [Music] um have to put your block back it's you it goes back to you you're starting yeah it starts over oh wait wait wait no no because it just got to the end oh my god [Applause] oh this one that one's kind of got a gap there i don't know if it's she loose oh heck yeah oh my god nice job it's shaking yeah think of my hands you're leaning on the table you bastard you're looking real groundling right now but i bet you all right what does it say choose it link chooses a picture from your cam from your phone camera to show oh no i think i deleted everything bad this morning i actually had this okay i had recently cleaned oh okay this is so embarrassing i don't think any of these were beautiful i [Applause] um that's great that's [Applause] that's fun [Applause] oh my god all right i know okay they're screwed it's over all right it's britt's turn we're gonna end [Music] you got this it's heavy on the right no [Music] you know what i need to do i need to balance it out by taking it away you have [Applause] um i like i like your rings thank you i like them you [Applause] oh you've been waiting [Applause] yes [Applause] dude nobody understands [Applause] that was not good enough for it arrange this whole thing and i didn't want to be mean but okay i need to anyway so i'm looking for a new podcast uh co-host if anyone's interested um perfect thank you all right yeah all right [Applause] [Music] no if you pull from the right we lose and we get elves on our forehead like up here maybe yeah this way this one right here no oh my gonna challenge everybody yeah davidson i wish hello wait what i wanted that was a good one there's a diamond on instagram yes she opens it there's already dance yeah so he's going don't ask me why i know this but he doesn't have an instagram no he doesn't have one anymore okay okay so what do i do here twitter he doesn't have any social media he doesn't have social media that's a bad one adam justin bieber okay okay that's your replacement what up sexy i'm gonna [ __ ] with your wife i'm actually disrespectful of us he does have a wife is there a single person they talk just what up sexy i'm gonna [ __ ] your wife okay nice nice nice thank you all right put it up put this um at the top uh you got this thing [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that's actually this is the last photo she has on here what is [Applause] [Laughter] oh [Music] i don't lose sister she wait no that one says tweets from your phone i'm gonna push [Applause] wait this feels so like scripted the sisters get the tweets i know oh my gosh somebody skipped a bunch of stubs [Applause] [Applause] i'm [Applause] yes is um is [Applause] i got it guys sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry don't hurt me hey i thought i was unlocking it oh my god i'm scared get her no she knocks me out [Applause] all right [Music] three out of [Music] what you wanted oh my like she's like can't get this out go in there and find a seat make sure to put on your your hyperx apron by the way thank you look what happens with the elves on the faces they're coming i love hyper guys we love hyperx hyperx provided us with some really cool aprons tonight x-men's point hyperx and chat they supported girls trip when not many would can you blame them uh but you can get 20 off by using my code there's also a panel below you can click on click on and we're also doing a giveaway so tons of cool things going on with hyperx big shout out hyperx i actually use hyperx on my stream every day and that's not cap that's very true um but let's come on in here [Applause] [Applause] is [Applause] [Applause] he deserves it [Music] [Music] andre do you know how the letter l works i was just thinking it out oh she's a box oh it's beautiful actually brittany i'm gonna do it i just wanted everyone to make sure they know what it is okay sister you won lots of money in poker you have to get both ends of the stick in line it's life you're supposed to be nice to me make it pretty do like a pretty do like a cursive l or something i can't figure out how so you should have put in your room oh [Applause] hyperx [Applause] [Music] i would like it first of all well it's not that i want one it's just that i have to have one let me think could i have could i redeem one free curse of l do you want to curse [Applause] me [Applause] did you just add a smiley face it's a cat [Music] you're really going in there thank you so much [Applause] do you like a little one that just peeps out from her bangs oh you can do the cheek oh oh you gotta lose her cheek instead i see paint did you put an eye on there can you put em next to the heart oh that's cute i got you yeah we guess ls into w's thank you you like them gracie oh i put j by buddy what oh wait the m was not the m was for minx that's so sad that much [Music] [Music] your team look at your team they look good though i thought oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is how this is how this is going to work ladies ladies ladies ladies are you quiet in coyotes can i [Music] guys it's a quiet coyote when you do this you're quiet coyotes anyway this is how this is going to work everybody is going to draw from a bowl who they are drawing doing what and where okay so yes it was blue dots so then you can stick your your your inspiration at the bottom so chat knows what you're doing at all times yeah it might be hard to get in the face all right alex is going first all right we got donkey kong she is painting donkey kong at donkey kong at labor and delivery room okay so donkey kong in the labor delivery room doing what uh he is doing he's smoking weed that's good okay so marine camp alex alex is painting donkey kong in the labor and delivery all right wendy [Applause] titanic on the titanic the sexy m m on the titanic yeah it's beautiful is this what i'm doing yeah okay yeah wrapping a present oh that's a lovely that's awesome that's a lovely moment all right i also hope we get somewhere sometimes oh i'm a little dramatic i will say there you go are you drunk i don't know jesus he's my favorite suplexing [Applause] jesus on summoner's rip suplexing lily pichu uh so you were in the ball that's what she grabbed all right what does snowflax mean you can google it it's like wrestling it's a wrestling i can't help you [ __ ] hello hello patrick starr home depot of course doing [Music] how many syllables would you say that is two puffs thank you jigglypuff [ __ ] up all right all right asman's room yeah mr peanut in asmengold's room doing can we start yeah stealing stealing perfect yeah you can start okay [Applause] oh hell yeah [Laughter] that's pretty good what is happening over here i'm making her out fancy we gotta be a little bit fancier yeah it looks much better i'm not gonna say it looks worse [Music] yoshi in another name okay okay yoshi's locked up pikachu there you go okay i got this all right simba in a hot tub i believe in you oh wait i can see it okay i'll look away shrek okay wait that's lit sounds like a good time is there a white somewhere no milking a cow no i'm not looking i promise i'm not looking las vegas he can gamble there lose more millions lightsaber wait what he's in las vegas having a lightsaber doing that this keeps going and then you pull another name okay all right [Music] [Applause] tomato town what is that google it it's in fortnite okay he's like doing a kickflip okay all right jamie tomato not narita naruto narita baking a she's cake from the table we have a mistake i'm so sorry i'm drunk i [ __ ] up uh elden ring popped google it yeah [Music] yeah it's fun that's fun we just mentioned oh my god crazy hopefully darth vader that's gonna so i will grab a thing [Music] oh that's lovely that's gonna be a lovely painting um all right well now we're gonna start painting feel free to just kind of like check in with some of the girls chat talk about your favorite all right okay don't look at this yet okay it's gonna be a masterpiece and i'm i'm just outlining his little donkey head over here it'll be fine i have blue water yeah i need to make the water for the titanic to be in you know i don't know about floating boats or anything um i just grabbed them from a random box um [Music] when he was old or immature maybe i had a crush on the voice actor not the actual animated characters that's not what he said that's not what you said okay you said young adults i can't do a big december on the poll that's [Applause] oh i'm about to play some lion king music come back and i'll be playing it [Applause] thank you so much [Music] i picked my favorite photo of xqc because he looks extra pretty in this one what does the courtroom look like is dirty if you if you if you feel really passionate do you have shadows [Applause] all over mia um [Music] i have something else in my hair i'm painting yoshi we traded by the way you can't try no we didn't i can't not yeah no he did okay you keep saying no we didn't yeah there were no rules on trading right no cutie why you gotta pull full of a bowl if you're just gonna pick whatever you want are we allowed to use references i pulled up a picture of simba and i'm going to paint him on a pole as an adult as an adult that's right don't look at mine don't look at mine it looks like okay i'm sorry like the way he goes after fiona is kind of hot okay does any grips can i have a green three millimeters wait what happened the red green uh why does mix's mouth have paint in it because you need the water there's definitely watercolor you see who i live with i'm so sorry and i told you this was gonna be my few days off and you brought them here another one without these tables [Music] so what i have here is this is erob this is miss kip this is a judge it's gonna be kind of like up abstract up here just two empty like court chairs we'll have a pile of paper it's gonna be lovely just mapping it out i'm doing shapes she is doing i'm just trying to map out how big i want this i'm just building it up on here one of one of them next to me is finger painting uh i do have a very cool announcement for everyone here and the people in chat [Music] uh all these paintings will be uploaded as posters on sale in the merch store if you want chat you can buy these as posters within the next few days on the merch site exclamation point trip for the merch that's all that is a cute idea [Music] make it look good [Laughter] oh [Applause] guys this is somebody i had no other choice look i had to do it see i minks drew it but i traded her yes i'm drawing it looks like he's you know i don't know what lies you on pulse but i'm trying to improvise me too like should he have this paw up and that one i don't know like where did this other leg go down like that thank you you guys are good minx i'm getting i'm gonna donate to this to minx's street thank you i'm going to donate this to your show oh my god it's so sweet thank you wow this is so nice should the hot tub be boiling no i can't find a good reference picture i don't like hot water i'm thinking about i'm literally thinking about just writing the challenge because he's really hard to beat just draw like a red glove and put a smile on it like a rectangle with a smile that would translate in the full access to my alcoholic beverage uncovered i trust him okay [Music] you want to use [Applause] [Music] i don't think i have any artistic talent why is his hand so big compared to that hand why because he probably i was just curious it's like he [Music] and i know that you can't understand that yet but it's a conceptual product okay thank you very much it's about me yeah i'm the problem she had the same amount of time as we did because i feel like she got it all right okay this is fine okay [Applause] [Music] is you and minks are honestly very close here there's no skip all those they don't matter i'm going to put a burp i'm going to put a galaxy in mine and mufasa will be in this guy no it's brad [ __ ] oh okay do to me now he'll be directing simba you have to rape her he'll be right here and the rafiki will be in the background like doing his like little sick thing that's really good thank you where'd you get a whole thing you better buy my they'll be very nice the bar is super high over here do i make commission off this cutie yeah you're next to an artist do i make commission off my um painting no oh okay it's okay that's fine okay that's fine is that a shoe it's gonna be lighter i see that i see where it's happening that's his face yeah that actually looks better but the trip do you see it oh yeah i'm trying so hard to make you how are you back here um [Music] it looks so good [Music] [Music] i never want to do anything artistic ever again no this should encourage you look at this [ __ ] lily you're doing what are you watching oh [Music] in this no man i thought it was a sinking boat yeah somehow this has a lot of depth and um mine has no depth [Music] that's honestly amazing sorry i'm [Music] [Laughter] yeah i'm gonna [ __ ] win i'm sorry [Applause] [Applause] [Music] it didn't pop out is that miss kev i got iran and court having a pillow fight with miss that's missing i don't know i thought you came by mine and that's what you said for you wait yeah i don't know how to make them look like humans you should mail that to either you rob or miss kef i'm not going to do that i'll just take him my suitcase oh my god i think it's cute you should land it no i'm not like hitting it it's okay do you see it so it's the red among us doing all right [Music] he's not looking great [Music] [Applause] it ain't much but it's honest work okay [Music] uh yeah [Music] does this look like a tiger it's called abstract art thanks yes can i borrow some more orange it does look like a tiger this is like a simba mature simba 21 and older simba looks like i want to [ __ ] it it's a lion oh wait what do you have oh [ __ ] cow is supposed to have like black people that's like you got like peace i did white spots you literally have painted your mouth what if you have pain in your mouth so it's yoshi where's the yoshi right here guys would you own us and put it on your face you should make some hearts but remember you have to make some heart do you want red i'll get you red for some hearts i would like red peppers can black cows produce milk yes what aren't they both they're bowls they're men no black people listen right horns okay no horns no yeah are you slinging my pants what's that that's the rose i'm painting a song right now this is the song you'll be right i'm really trying my best i'm sorry he's playing actually he has hair like this and things are going really bad right now it's all about kobu oh buy it from you no yes ten dollars so i need a napkin okay i'll just rub it on here i was selling my painting for ten thousand dollars wow that's a lot links that should buy it this is not that right oh [Music] [Music] [Music] i'm just getting a nice blue pillow in here this is a thick ass cold i don't think there's a stick in here just trying to get you know a lot of the big stuff out of the way and then i'll focus on that's what she said i'll probably never get the details that is white that is probably what she said jamie oh god that's a thick ass bowl okay that was the best circle i could draw i didn't know that's pretty good the holy spirit i like that you did the background first i should have done that i didn't hear anything that was my mistake too i'm correct [Music] we got a song over here where's our song um wait cutie [Music] have you guys heard the girls trip song no not [Applause] [Music] is [Applause] [Music] no it's actually good it's a base coat maya that's good oh my god ready yes i'm sorry i'm just good too that's going in my stream background i'm proud of it okay let's hear it cutie what she's gonna play our anthem okay i'll pause the white girl come on go ahead oh [ __ ] it's a real song [Music] okay [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] no we're kidding yeah [ __ ] mufasa in the sky he looks very um what are you talking about i'm talking to myself about mufasa in the sky maya why do you have to comment so was mufasa you're like when i was seven awakening the father of simba no sebo was my sexual awakening [Music] and directing simba on how to strip on the pole i'm making a sunset oh that's going on my stream background yeah we're trading paintings by the way i'm excited that's good it's like but there's a few activities that would be focused okay this is just i'm [ __ ] myself that's our that's our theme song everybody at home is gonna be stuck in everyone's head by the end of the day [Music] is oh my colors are mixing all weird no it's okay and he just doesn't look high enough yet but i'll fix it i'll fix it did i i'm sorry i did that by myself is it kind of weird that the sexy m m has like like pale legs but a green body that is but that's the way she's got human legs yeah she's got human legs i would like to know the story behind how she became so sexy so so goddamn sexy yeah so irresistible to all of us not only more because they changed her models oh yes they they made it they gave her they gave her shoes i'm not sure but i think really and it did something and people go you're gonna make it like you want to be wrong you're white because the the hot tub you're gonna make it you're gonna make it okay yoshi yes oh your painting is very this is just the base shadow color and then i'm going to do one the abstract mine is abstract i'll bring it to you we can compare abstract paintings look at that you should make the rose look less like a shrimp what don't give me that oh that's an abstract among us really good yeah that's really good wait actually that face today it's actually a health strategy sold for five five dollars that's my yoshi five dollars dollars i'm i'm more expensive than that okay six dollars seven all right sold all right bert's gonna go home with all the paintings i'm gonna have all of this on my wall i wanna see lily's i feel like that's funny oh [Music] this is a dead person socialism rules i think he says kachow you think so yeah i think i think it's kachao i'm pretty sure that's him that guy [Music] blamo cussy [Music] [Music] yeah what are these this is in court so that's just an empty seat that's a judge and that's a pile of paper a what a pile of paper so the name it's almost like a court what are they fighting about in court i don't know i don't know that's up to them probably who gets the next girl in their their stream or something content something i don't know doesn't get girls for content what would they fight about maybe slick over crazy sleep yeah probably that's gonna make sense it makes sense i don't know how to draw around it look weird oh this is really hard yeah [Music] [Music] god bless america oh [Music] the wrong songs [Applause] [Music] is [Music] i was told asthma has a lot of garbage in his room that's all i that's all i know i'm sorry guess there's raccoons in there there's raccoons in there yeah okay i'll draw a raccoon i could do that i think probably not i need a reference true true if you want i could put a raccoon and you're paying for five dollars an hour an hour okay how many hours does it take you to draw a raccoon like three wow um i think i'm good i think it's worth it to me okay yeah i think it's worth it to you too that's like actually a great price for you because i agree it looks so good what the hell wow uh [Music] they look like almost i can't say that you just [Music] his hair is luscious yes have you not seen his bod lately i have it well it's like growing he's going to afros what yeah he is no chance i swear i didn't i thought he was bald no bible he's growing out i was giving him stubble i didn't think he rob had hair thin out right there but like everyone else is like thin out thin in the middle just a [Applause] i don't sorry this one's not for sale you can't put a price on talent like this you're right you're right all right okay i need to just i'm not across oh i guess you find me already i know exactly where the red is there is a sky blue bubble hot tub mcqueen is playing poker with a song but he's in a therapist's office so i put up posters in the therapist's office of what my therapist says to me well now we can't leave on whatever so you can tell there's blood everywhere they're in a therapist office it's too late to fit make it a blood bath so what happens all right how is mine looking i will take some criticism what do you guys think i should change yes should i just i'm gonna obviously add more like shadows and highlights but like overall like i think it's a good base mufasa symbol in the poll in the hot tub i mean that's really all i have to worry about i feel like we should just go green just the green old dollar bills nothing else looks good like on the bottom the dollar bill nice or they could be flying or they can be at the bottom i feel like and what else what else what is vega what else is vegas like a bunch of lights yeah lights that's what i was thinking no actually that was great can i alcohol alcohol this is so much that i just write like the underage girl in vegas i don't like i would just put money that's easy to draw okay we're gonna do a scout yeah casinos but you know you do you if that's what you're inspired by yeah okay thank you she's just dreaming about the things she'll be able to do when she's doing a treat that's a year from now isn't it your birthday is do judges wear hats like special hats okay the bonk the box right right okay all right i'm trying to make like a silhouette of a judge so i'll make sure to add the ball what to look at some talented artists i have oh my god oh my god jesus jesus is reflexing lily peach and justice i'm so excited to see everyone's i think i'm done okay over achiever wait who is isn't validity done she is she's the only other one that's done two minutes i think i'm done of course painting my prompt is yeah we can tell so here is lightning mcqueen he's at a therapist's office because of the signs and he's at a poker table he's playing poker with hassan and that song plays poker that's my painting that's it yeah thoughts chat rate of 110 please can someone please hand me the black the blackest didn't you just say you had it right it was great great a three a four a ten a ten an eleven an eight uh i'll take those i'll take those i'll take those i'll take supposed to add them all together and that's actually the score you got 24. right all right wait what what's my average so literal what do you want from me you want it to be abstract how do you make that abstract oh make sure you sign your paintings i would [ __ ] her yeah yeah it's pretty sexy i signed it already and are you done she's got something do this i'm so excited you just don't understand my guard did me step out where did makes go we lost her she's been gone for a minute wait it was probably the paint water we just heard her from somewhere maybe allergic does this look like luigi's mansion job it keeps getting worse the more i paint this is difficult i got a bad one i wish i would have gotten characters careful what you wish i'm going to smuggle you tonight live on camera now no i wouldn't say it i'm just sorry you know what we should have done every five minutes they're painting a little couple's tick-tock thing yeah why do you have that this is beautiful what do you mean it's beautiful you don't like this would you not buy it what is it it's donkey kong and his baby being born adam and adam sandberg and peterson at court close he's pretty close it is you rob at court having a pillow fight with miskay okay okay yeah i see what you're nailing it down there down you're really dying damn everyone's going hard you got the outline nikki you drew that [ __ ] yeah nikki did a good job why did you compliment my outlining because it was ugly oh that feels bad for you freaked me out you know what i said paint poisoning oh oh my god alex she meant it yeah it's a little rough don't you mean that no of course not hope you get paint poisoning yeah who has donkey kong okay oh i'm gonna fight for that are you gonna i'm gonna fight you people look look okay no we can't skip we can't pick favorites did you sign your paper team then you just sign it so it's legit yeah yep okay so we got a andrea with her [Music] yes so oh my god why is he shoving his dick in his mouth it's a lightsaber dude everyone thinks they're sword fighting but they're lightsabers oh yeah i can tell what okay and we got shrek milky cow she's like mercury cow [Music] strange positioning of the cow i will say strange positioning i wasn't thinking of physics i'll draw wings on him he's a flying cow okay next we got a brick actually you tried to ruin my heart this is actually a masterpiece we know who's winning and that belongs to me yeah [ __ ] no no would you put this in your room this is so good i'm not done with boston's face will be like this that's really good though she did it really good i just wonder oh wow everyone's trying to decide oh right it's so good to do that but everyone didn't have water i don't want to go to the next too especially not lily specifically her i'm sorry i couldn't try it mr peanut looks fantastic insane are we giving prompts mr peanut looks really good right now so i didn't think the tv is going to prompt you but next time i'll try it i promise you due to your restraining orders we're going to skip over this can you try something what do you think those are i'll join you next time i promise please don't be mad at me look at that patrick norm he has arms minx how do you think they murdered this guy and dismembered him and then buried him with no arms do you think he did that i don't where are we hearing the streak right is it on a tv in a room is that the street no they're in there i think they're just talking people oh they're dying the drama started these guys [Music] doing something he's doing something there look at that jesus okay i'm done oh my gosh she got those lashes she does have lashes do you like your blue i like that so like when people die she's just dropped her presence let's go back to the talented non-psychotic people okay don't know how to drop erupt's hair cause i didn't know he had any hair until brit told me he had hair actually tell him to get into it just like [Music] [Music] yeah how much hair does he have a lot of hair no one else thinks he has hair yo where is this lily they're just hanging guys do you think he rob has hair he does the dragon yeah buzz cut yeah you like it do you like it dude it's better than that what color are the potential in this piece [Applause] [Laughter] i'm feeling awkward doing this why is [Music] and make it constructive why does that look like look look at that what look at this i'm trying to make it perfectly look at this i'm trying i'm trying i'm really trying here oh it starts crying i'm trying it looks like he's milking milk that has five [ __ ] look at that look at how can you do that does that not look oh my god it's drip it's drip oh there you go see see there you go she's making work somehow she's trying her wrist but she's it's beautiful don't get me wrong it is beautiful oh my god now it is oh god would you find it off on your wall yeah i would i would i would you didn't even see it i want to buy it what about mine something about this art speaks to me someone about this art speaks to me do you want to get milked what did you what [Music] jamie's yours is so cute okay now we got a birth piece here actual um colors covers and you did a lip fighting thing mufasa is digging it [Music] so i thought that this is like a stripper pole and that this is oh oh in a hot tub yes oh oh see see i saw the stripper pole thought this was the stage and that that well i thought that was coming up no well it could be but i think it is no it was just a wave that i interpreted in different ways yeah but your lion is that's the fossa in the sky yeah like uh jin all right are you not putting this in your house i'm doing it i just asked her a question i'm not having fun i don't know what to do i don't know why okay everybody needs ten more minutes [Music] [Applause] go oh chad i need your advice what should i add what should i take away let me see let me see i tried what should i do to to make it better i'm looking at the chat right now what should i do uh it's perfect brad oh wow thank you um beautiful okay perfect okay [Applause] maybe i'll leave it like this i appreciate it [Music] i'm done are you done i'm almost there and i'm not done i'm get i put i'm getting put in a social situation and all i do is paint by myself yes that's actually pretty good i have to say do you know what's going on um a lion is pole dancing who is that lion king what it's the song [Applause] [Applause] oh i should have known that that's why did you say daddy i never really king i'm not gonna lie to you or something you're freaking me out were you yeah i'm sorry i was nervous okay that's his little little baby and he just he wasn't excited about fatherhood it just happened you know it happened it's okay at least he's there for the child that's what counts a high father is better than no father [Music] oh no i need did you guys not see that she just pulled her pet out in a very like dangerous way andrea she no way lilly yeah kind of being new to me yeah why are you bullying lily will get over whatever's bothering her it's kind of worrisome you need to talk no she's this [ __ ] psychopath oh oh hug i don't need a hulk i need you to listen it's okay we're all here for you it's okay i can do you want to go to therapy together oh no can i please come no no do not go with her but i'll come with you guys together [Applause] weird that she's just standing offline and the con drawing in the conjuring yeah you should come and see at the end of the house at your place yeah that'd be really yeah guest minks we need a whole guest we don't fun no all our guests are lame we're rolling at slicker over we need lily peach you over okay well good luck on your journeys fellow roommates now we can all live in harmony together me you alex nikki lily and yuna i'd actually love to move it i'm leaving the house no she's gonna address the ghosts you guys are actually she's actually gonna help us she's gonna kill us she's she is the ghost i feel like i want to ask you i'm looking at me lily i just wanna know you're freaking me the freak out wait lily are you doing another drawing oh wait can i see oh my gosh oh jesus christ the woman is she draws [ __ ] don't turn that [ __ ] around oh my god that's amazing she's gonna draw you in a second these are pretty good fortune what dude [Music] oh it's so cute right oh i like it do you like it i like it i love it i'm going to buy it and give her a hug it's okay i think you're all insane we can always do you like that poppy i bought it from mitzvah oh my god this is actually oh i actually like i like this one no i'm out i don't think i should chase them i don't think she's going to hurt herself okay you can have it i felt like i heard a [ __ ] hip break no i don't want anything okay well ugh no one sees the demon that she is what i have no idea what she's talking about she's means it's the ouija board he's gotten into your soul okay well if you if you want to talk yet i'm gonna i'm gonna leave it here here you can you can eat this later okay okay not you with the demons talking i'm gonna step away now she's a psychopath and you're not listening to me it's the ouija board it's not the wii [Music] yeah get it together yeah i know it's been stupid it's definitely she's just cold it's cold in here it's cold she's warming up over there it's a little warmer over there she's hiding behind a concrete wall how is that warming up um is it warmer over there she's fine she's hanging out you're making it weird good friends always tell me yes me oh yeah give me a shot you deserve it lily after hobbies what color should i sign my name chat you guys want to tell me what color where's the chat chat where are you i lost you chat oh my god no oh i found you what'd they say oh they're so delayed oh my god blue i saw blue but i already got so much blue lend me your wrist again peanut i'm sorry yellow pink red okay i see a lot of red we're gonna do red okay thanks chad this is penguin [ __ ] where's the red all right are you content i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm very close here let me take a picture were you anymore i painted a mature 22 year old simba i made sure see is that in cat ears okay okay cat ears she's like ten but that isn't really a question would you just admit it no like insane he's a mature simba would you [ __ ] zimba i [ __ ] love simba thank you i would too would you yeah okay see i i agree under age yeah if i was also a baby lion i would [ __ ] him as two baby monkeys yeah i don't think the age thing is the issue really is that it might be the fact that he's a [ __ ] line um no that's not a problem do you have a do you have a problem with lines yeah why are you treating lions differently why are lions are you being animalist she is i'm really here for gaslight minks weekend does something like blue eyes they're just like our [ __ ] look at lion king they're like wow we got nice [ __ ] blue eyes he's got yellow eyes i already know because i look into his eyes every time i watch that what color are you rub's eyes they're handled okay yeah you know that brown just like greenish brown okay did you do this keeps like bright [ __ ] electric blue oh my god i forgot miss kip's eyes were blue yeah i'll fix that oh no is that just what you felt they were wait that looks something like e-roll i know it didn't get darker it looked like nothing like erupt make him darker he's not caucasian well i just where is iran from slightly darker than like what do you mean this is he's 37 percent nigerian oh boy that and the rest is french and european i guess that's too dark okay [Music] this is not a soda pop and cosplay i am genuinely doing my best here apparently rob is darker his wife is telling me this 37 37 right now he's at 0 and so she's telling me to darken him up for the record i this is you know what i'm just gonna thank you hyperx for the sponsorship hyperx hyperx he looks awful now um hey look at donkey kong over there that's really cool that's really cool i'm gonna go first what are you doing a little donkey mom oh god they're yelling in the kitchen so good is he high yeah he's smoking weed in the delivery room a crime yeah no it's not great we thought he would be better it's like a racist act and it's it is britt's fault for the record i would like to make that very clear that you rob you were just trying to be accurate cutie yeah it looks nothing like ero i would like to make that very clear maybe if i throw a hat on him like a dallas cowboys hat yeah okay yeah all right i need to add like his nose he has not i lost his nose no he looks like he looks like myth my prompt has changed myth and miss he has hair that's why it wasn't he robbed this whole time i've just changed his eyes this is myth this is now myth smith has brown eyes i know that i think i don't know chat what color of eyes does myth have he looks like he's got my brown okay brown eyes for myth and he's getting whacked over the head and it looks great here honestly this looks this was the plan all along okay yeah okay okay all right i love how all right all the perfectionists are left in the room we're all here like we're gonna get this i'm not excited for eggs so i'm just gonna take my time not a bad point i'm just outlining now yeah i'm too sober i just i just don't i'm just i'm stressed apparently [Music] which one's your favorite triangle these are the paintings oh hi alex hi cameraman hello okay i'm gonna take a guess at all these paintings great okay um oh gosh yeah that's a that's a human yes who knows that is oh god okay oh fudge uh a white man but who oh fudge uh how big his lips are ewob oh so close look how blue his eyes are oh god big legs she seems very sure era yes yes really it's myth oh it's mint oh okay okay look at the size of the maxi pad does it look like a yeah like um more than a maxi pad like think of like how big it does that you put your head on you're having a heavy flow heavy slow giant maxi time he's borrowing a maxi pad from this yeah yes yeah yeah what is it supposed to be it is supposed to be it is supposed to be myth at court well it was supposed to be rob but then it turned into myth um so i guess technically we you were right myth yeah cool oh i see that yeah having a pillow fight with with erupt with miss here somebody's doing something i love it well thank you oh my goodness thank you so much i am i am so curious i want to see more of the arts that you guys drew this is amazing yeah well let me give you the tour all right okay eldon ring luigi mansion spanking darth vader okay very curious let me go can you make my hair oh my i thought this was maya oh my god i oh oh my god i didn't really look i thought this was maya and then i saw you and i was like oh my god okay i can't really look i just assumed i'm sorry it's okay okay oh nicki well let me see uh so i this is a very dark painting there's a lot of pain in this painting oh yeah sorry oh god i'm in pain that's a teacup with legs it's a very box sickle that looks like a purple diarrhea flooding the whole floor maybe i actually didn't think about that wow i mean honestly a very bad diarrhea bowel movement with i know i know i hope he gets well soon honestly this looks very painful what is it actually it's it's the alden ring um oh and then is that why he we got some flowing diarrhea the purple one to stick his butt out oh i see her cs oh perverts nikki you're a [ __ ] pervert i'm sorry i love you okay we've got some anime switch here's naruto jamie is currently a weeb okay all right and what is this okay among us i can see that okay and what is that what is that what is that welcome to las vegas there's there's money doctor has ears stripper that is definitely a stripper stripper that is a stripper so a stripper with a lot of money oh that's an oh that's a dick that is a dick [Music] dude this artist yeah really it's incredibly phallic i think what's going on you guys like what's happening here so what is what is actually going on i'm actually confused i've been here all day and i'm yeah i'm also confused are we streaming are we live yeah we're still live okay um what's up what's going on tell me cameraman what's happening it's disconnected wait what i disconnected it [ __ ] what happened okay we're still going okay i don't want to ruin cutie's girls trip have you guys just been like just looking at everything yeah i've been like looking at the modern art what's the best out of these two that is an uncircumcised penis that's what i thought that is that is a lion king simba trying to make his means work in front of everybody in front [Applause] all right [Music] so alex spin the wheel yeah quiet coyotes alexandra oh sorry alexandra all right so you are wait why do i get a linnity herzl and it's not fair that i get to go first you have to present this painting and tell chat what it is my goodness actually it's not that bad it's abstract this is abstract wait she did a good job okay uh this is among us skateboarding [Applause] you're right in tomato town it's a back flip like this is not among us yeah no honestly oh it looked better from the side memory no but but it does it does look good from the side and it's very unique uh so if you guys would like to purchase this she was the first one to finish she was the first one she painted it with her hands that's spicy lady hands you'll get pretty close to the hands you know i mean all right good job okay you spin the wheel to see who's yours [Music] presenting okay us oh [Music] where is she all right [Music] [Applause] having a sword fight for singles lightsabers offer singles in las vegas it's beautiful you do not want to miss this gorgeous painting you're not trying to sell them you're just trying to guess what it is and then andrea you want to say if she was right well she sat right next to me that's true so i'm sorry but she still got it wrong oh she said sword fight in their lightsabers but they come out of their dicks where's the heck there wasn't room for that why aren't they all good i'm sorry no you're great all right andrea you're gonna spin the wheel now okay gosh i just love my hyperx apron so nice and comfortable i could even sleep in it i got jamie's all right okay are we sponsored by hyperx we love cigarettes be careful it's kind of wet all right this is a beautiful sunset with a anime character and i already know this is a cake because she told me but otherwise i would have not guessed the cake at all he's happy i don't know why he's happy but he is and here we have a historical landmark from somewhere [Applause] anime if you buy this painting it will make you very happy we're not selling them for the records the point of this activity is you know what it all goes to charity let's [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] oh my god wow here we have uh patrick starr murdering a raccoon on christmas at home depot yeah and he seems good yeah this is crazy disturb child drawing horrible yeah i need to go to reform school that's patrick starr hiding a body at the phone jamie you have so much paint in your hair oh god it's [Music] i sat next to jody she really did okay actually clearly this is mr peanut um heisting a bank but he's like the tech guy with the earpiece and then and then and then the spies that got the money have handed him a money bag but he's surveilling the bank heist with three monitors with three more yeah that's a little bit important yeah yeah that's good he's got that what is he doing mr peanut is stealing from asman's room that's i don't know i went off what maya told me i don't know andrea we have the totoro [Applause] and it tastes good [Laughter] [Music] a painting that's pikachu that is yoshi squirt a ninja turtle nunchucks but they broke in half so he's holding one of them yeah uh to fight pikachu [Laughter] front of the tree where are they they are at a polka dot ground and polka dot crown incorrect please minus so um this is obviously yoshi offering a rose to pikachu at the zoo that's a nose can you know that's it yes that's a big fruit guys please this is girl scripts [Applause] this is girl's dress yoshi you're going to talk to your roles at the zoo it says zoo it says clearly [Music] those are testicles i just want the chat to see that so they're testicles hyperx thank you so much for the sponsor this has been great this has been a great stream [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] artistic career uh please tell us what this is [Applause] he's i can tell you what this is this is minx and she's thinking about lily but i always said okay okay um cato cat okay i'm excited but it's us i'm so excited i don't know what this white stuff is kind of suspicious i feel like he's humping the pole and that's why this white stuff is coming out that's just the painting it's not i don't i don't think yeah it's art sorry i understand um oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh um that is another oh i don't know it's oh my mother oh his father his father is very proud that simba is now humping the poles all over the place that's good yeah yes how close [Music] how close was it i felt like she just degraded my heart she just got here i did just kidding i did she's new florida is so funny [Music] also guys if you want everyone's getting a little hungry we put an order in the group chat so just get your food at it if you want to leave okay all right all right spin the wheels you're pretty accurate you're pretty accurate i like the reactor right yeah yeah it was tough it was a tough oh cup no it was a hot tub i thought it was with bubbles kitty can't believe it i need your people i know yes you were close because i mean hot tub come i mean oh wow that's okay that is literally miss kev uh-huh because i can see his big blue eyes is his curly hair and that is my beautiful boyfriend era that's myth but then brent told me i needed to darken them up literally and that looked nothing like you should have made that a little bit wonkier because that's why it's i couldn't get the eye they were at a slip and slide they're not as slim a cave and that's the judge in the cave going once going twice that's close fifty dollars five that's good it's a pillow they're having pillow fights oh there's a lot of feedback um okay i'll just go arias we're just starting this we're just trying we're gonna run out so we're gonna keep spinning i'm gonna do rx will somebody find maya and teach you who's i'm doing arias okay this one is actually immaculate i will say [Applause] is [Applause] [Music] oh wait what you're she's sleeping in my sink right away like a gremlin this is shrek i'm milking a cow at applebee's but i didn't know her assignment but she did deliver on her assignment i will say it is very good so i had to add more to it to make it look more like watery because she said milk doesn't work i like shrek's expression there's a very it's really hard to make milk not look like [ __ ] so and you've done it so well all right aria oh yeah we'll just have you forget lily's because we're gonna start running oh okay yeah so we'll have you prevent lilies it's going to say it's okay [Music] wow it's [Applause] okay jesus how did she do this in like 15 minutes it was not 15 minutes you know that one meme with the girl that yeah but jigglypuff so she's like all good seeing the world burn like this is her destiny she wants it i love them she's fulfilling her her uh life goal right now just i want to see the world i wanna i just want lily to play this game all the time yeah so can we make lily do all of them that looks so good all right hell yeah okay lily you are presenting wendy's oh but i know hers but okay well interpretations this is a very sexy m m the titanic is sinking but she's wrapping a present right or something yeah did she give the m m's yeah i really like that i love the lashes you like her lashes zoom in on the lights look at the lashes it's so pretty hi it's very beautiful like the pastel color yeah it's super pretty i like it a lot good job the prompt was paint this sexy m m right so we all had a greens it's the green one yeah of [Music] oh um is this the pot friend yeah oh it does look like the thinking statue of [ __ ] i think it looks like he's having purple diarrhea purple diarrhea vicky slowly i did get the pod friend yeah it did get the paw friend nikki what is it it's it's the pot friend spanking darth vader in luigi's mansion all right now nikki you're presenting mayas okay okay so it's lightning mcqueen yes plain poker office she said just suck it loser yeah so yeah it's very accurate actually i don't i don't know why i didn't even see that at first that's pretty good yeah very nice yeah yeah my presenting jodie's okay all right this is oh okay oh wow okay uh that's jesus for sure that's lily pichu for sure because of the little flower um i know that jesus is suplexing her because i heard the prompt but i forget where they are but it looks like i need yosemite yeah it is yosemite is this is he being baptized no that is a league of legends summer is ripped but sometimes there's so much water i like the dragon [ __ ] [Music] presenting the last one which is alex's alexandra another donkey kong who doesn't want to be high damn but he is now and he is having anxiety attacks no pressure uh well and actually donkey kong smoking weed in the labor room that's that's his son but as i said a high father is better than no [ __ ] this child isn't happy but no one is when they're being birthed [Applause] right i see so this is like out of here right now yeah yeah he's falling i just think that's how pregnant you were right right everything right up to the skillet straight into the weeds that's a masterpiece that's his birthday if i don't know you for five dollars six seven eight nine don't stop ten fifteen what it's not worth it sold all right we'll put it back except take a picture you can take it later okay we have our last activity everyone go back to the kitchen last activity and then we're done for the night oh [Music] he likes it you're putting that in your room i'm putting that in my room oh my god lily's is so good not to be like i'm actually gonna take a photo of it not to be like i don't know like i think ryan painting's the best out of everyone yours was very good too [Applause] um oh [Music] um [Music] [Applause] the cold circle for something [Music] you know what i've been a fan girl you for a while so uh sorry cuties you we're sponsoring us i'm going to show this to my mom i can show this to my mom we're sponsored by our barrettes we got sponsored by hyperx also thanks to myths tweeted [ __ ] on a weekday what do you think about that lily okay oh wow really [Music] [Applause] all right this is how this game works it's the last game of the night and then we can hang out by the pool we can do whatever we want yeah very fun last game of the night this is it's called egg roulette yes yeah this [Applause] we're gonna have some music playing yeah that's our song guys for the love of jesus i love jesus quiet okay so there's 16 eggs because there's 16 of us when the music plays you're passing the egg just like musical chairs as soon as the music stops you plop it on your forehead honestly 13 13 of them are hard boiled three of them are raw oh no so if you get the raw one you are you are dead and you are eliminated no no no no the winner wait but if you just told her down to one doesn't that mean everybody has to crack her up the winner the winner of this circle game gets a twenty-five [Applause] yes [Applause] are they spicy do you know where it is they have really good lava cakes good i [Music] [Applause] [Applause] that's because we all bonded and we wanted to heal once and for all [Applause] yeah i can tell [Music] [Applause] i got no choice [Applause] [Applause] what was your question [Music] who is [Applause] invest in the free range chicken eggs okay orange chicken chicken we did get cage free we tried oh sorry [Applause] all right guys this is how it works [Applause] wait all right [Applause] [Applause] [Music] we're playing musical chairs as soon as the music stops then you hit it on your head okay okay [Applause] i have okay okay [Applause] just straight to your head okay no hesitation okay [Music] [Applause] all right [Applause] [Music] she's dancing she's dancing so scared no idea this is my favorite dream i don't know what's going on and she was like get trolled [ __ ] i have epilepsy i'm so confused yes [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] we're gonna run out of eggs [Applause] you're online cracking the [ __ ] eggs in your face until the music stops [Applause] the [ __ ] eggs [Applause] how did she not get a crack that on your head [Applause] i would like to move me too goodbye [Applause] don't put it in your mouth you're not good i'm eating oh it's hard-boiled and go yes this is my egg perfect okay okay no more candles sorry okay i have an egg in there i have me no you are oh no here past eggs okay don't eat the eggs you pass the eggs [Music] go get a hobby [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] all right here we go we're wrong that's cool [Applause] [Applause] come on let's play by the rules let's go let's start are you serious right okay okay can we can we go by the rules yeah so we don't crack the eggs i think the only person talks to them right here okay okay okay okay listen when the music stops okay the music is gonna stop [Applause] okay so the music stops okay we crack the egg yes when the music stops i need a new egg okay okay all right [Applause] [Music] ready ready ready set go oh it's broken [ __ ] [Music] nothing ever yes oh [Applause] anymore [Applause] [Applause] who gets the gift card can we all agree that brick gets a gift card [Applause] chili's no voices yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thanks hyperx we really appreciate your sponsor of girls thank you don't forget to use excellent they are never sponsoring us again [Applause] [Applause] the first the first stream tomorrow is on botez live stream they're doing pancake art that's the first stream in the morning um and it'll be followed by a vineyard stream on brits channel and a baking competition on natsumi's so that's what that's what your plans are for tomorrow wake up in the morning 8am pst and 11am est for pancake arts [Applause] okay brent you're going in the shower before you're done you're drowning in the shower before you go to the bed oh my god oh [Applause] i feel like you wanted |
yo [Music] doug all hail the [ __ ] king offer the oil my dude [Music] uh okay i got a bunch of [ __ ] to do hey doug hey you just watched your stream from a few months ago where you bought decorations for your new roommate and i was wondering if he moved in already and you got the 23 fat albert i actually have a follow-up on that of why i've taken so long to post that video i'm gonna ask people about i'm thinking like re-formatting my channel so this is part of that that video yes he moved in a month like three weeks ago uh i decorated the room looked great there's a video that reveals it uh the video is ready uh but i won't be posting it until next week but i will post it next week probably tuesday and that will finally show what happened with all the roommate stuff it was great [Music] uh okay a few more things to do yeah that's taken a while but i always take a while on things hey guess you guys are probably used to it by this point [Music] what up house doctor how would be [Music] all right believing finally paid off yo video wave thank you for the two years thank you thank you thank you [Music] i should probably change that [Music] [Music] pabu thank you for 12 months thank you thank you laundry alarm no i'm not doing laundry today that laundry alarm was so loud that was so absurdly loud i feel like bad things happened did they did were there any like serious real-life consequences to the laundry alarm was anybody like at work and you got fired or you're like at school i mean it was so loud it's really aggressive i broke my pencil like i the thing is like i i could have i was able to knock my headphones out anybody watching on headphones could take it out but if you like had the stream i got kicked out of a public library my wife divorced me okay um the world thank you for the sub oni chan 69 thank you thank you thank you estranged uh exchange champa strange oh my god estranged trampa thank you for the seven months i appreciate it rhythmic raccoon thank you petra sabor thank you mysterious crow thank you very much purple flirt fan thank you pumice star wrong thank you for the six months man bit nip thank you penny skinners thank you bitter nose frame thank you mr cream cheese thank you arm on the turtle thank you dutch red rose thank you pabu thank you again him pivot thank you video wave thank you again unipod thank you 21 thank you for the 10 months robot rofl i appreciate it i'm scared what's going on uh zelda more of the zelda challenge i'm stoked i love this challenge i love it so much we're doing the same things last time yes i choked on my food during the alarm i guess if somebody choked on their food during the laundry alarm and died i wouldn't know right any of the like like if somebody went to prison because of the laundry alarm i wouldn't know i like i don't have to deal with the really extreme consequences of the laundry alarm because they can't come into my stream and harass me about it can't wait to watch me eat a disgusting pizza again god those are the days gross pizza are you excited for sonic frontiers no no of course not no absolutely not no no you and i think of the six months more thank you for the 31 months i mean look that happened silver fox thank you very much phoenix x gdu thank you skinny walrus thank you lavier thank you for the three months raven dawn thank you the seven ark thank you i always forget to thank subs so i gotta do it occasionally jnt hnt thank you for the two months the flying new thank you for seven months low potato man thank you for the one year i appreciate it uh yo uh we're gonna i want to get you guys opinion on some stuff and then and then we'll uh play some zelda i need to not stream that long cause i gotta do some other [ __ ] tonight but we'll see i want to beat one zone in the challenge so we'll pick the zone and we'll knock it out and maybe it'll be like every other chill stream where it takes like five hours but if we if it could be like three hours it'll be great no it's not gonna be a nine hour look i'm not i literally didn't put chill in the title because that's like a curse to make an eight-hour stream so this is not a chill stream but it's it's a chill stream i don't know zelda's chill i feel like are people here are you here mine says there's 500 people because i want to get i want to get people's thoughts on something that is actually important to me about my youtube channel hi park sir [Music] [Applause] [Music] louis zulu agav thank you for the two months godzilla thank you dallas no texas thank you jabberwocky thank you tron thank you very much carl swagan thank you 22 for me it is definitely triangle strategy dude i don't know i don't play that many games like i want to it's just hard to play games at night and not feel like i'm working elden ring i kind of like i kind of hated it you promised so long ago not correct adb thank you so much royal raspberry thank you mehdi9429 thank you shiny star thank you goodgamer56 thank you mr kowalik think of the five months von siren thank you fred five seven three one thank you trey14 thank you oh okay thanks thank you yeah i gotta play more games in general who needs games and you have peggle i i've been playing peggle two i did technically play well no i technically did not play monopoly junior with you guys i don't know why i said technically um night night thank you very much silver streams thank you okay thanks thank you the amazing gap thank you for the 20 months i said tray 14 right yeah for the nine months thank you the dead man 782-004 i appreciate it zaksa thank you so much for two months lots of subs thank you for the streams and videos you are welcome orange vulture all right people are here right hey there's enough people here okay i have a question um for you all so i've been thinking about my youtube channel and what i should put on my main youtube channel i have the second channel um which up until this point the second channel has just been like i've been um i have a divide between my main channel and my second channel and traditionally that divide has been based on how strong of a story structure there is so videos on my main channel generally the criteria for me is it's like a gaming challenge of some kind and then it's you're there's like a beginning a middle and end and there's some sort of satisfying conclusion to the gaming challenge and there's like a lot of effort on pacing and like voiceover to make sure you like follow the whole thing and it's it's like a very tight edit right um it's all about like the resolution of the challenge right is how i would describe it and then i think there's another category of streams that still are within the general framework of a goal right like all my streams are like some goal it's still within that general framework but it's much more rambly so if you've watched second channel videos which i assume you would have if you're here watching my stream but on doug doug doug the second channel um that has kind of become the dumping ground for videos that are just more like conversational maybe it's you know the mario maker one where i'm just like playing mario and you guys are yelling about bunny suit or whatever okay you got really excited about dumping ground um where's mario maker or it's like me and parks are just talking or my brother and i just talking or uh or whatever the skyrim marriage one where it's like less about the challenge of skyrim and it's more about olive oil right all right we're going off on bunny suit so anyways i feel like there are there's like there's kind of like two different categories of of videos that i do and they all start from the same spot which is like here's a dumb idea i have but then they go in different directions you know another example is like the the last stream i did the zelda uh this thing the randomizer thing it's like that's kind of a middle ground between like i'm trying to beat this challenge but mostly it's kind of just goofy moments and hanging out that aren't super connected so um this has generally been the split of how i've been splitting the two channels however i i just like both videos a lot and honestly i'm [ __ ] tired of having this like arbitrary like quality line that i'm like trying to figure out like what is good enough for the main channel and what is not um and i think it's also been confusing for for me and my editors because i have a second editor now working with them and trying to explain like hey how are we going to approach this video because i'm basically like hey like make it good and then after the first draft we're like okay this is sort of a main this is sort of a second channel you know what i mean so i think the way i've set this up is like not very good i have this general split but often it just becomes about like quality rather than a specific format does that make sense it's a bit confusing for me too yeah there is a general i think like i've made some steps to sort of clarify what the difference is but it's still fairly unclear and really the main thing is like i like the goofy [ __ ] a lot not everybody does it's not as broadly appealing but i like the goofy [ __ ] and i am i don't want to keep um i don't want to feel like i'm trapped into only putting a certain subset of my content on the main channel and don't feel like i can put the other thing as an example the the recap video of us like twitch chat spent 500 on my roommate's decorations and then uh i like have the reveal of it at the end that to me is like one of my favorite streams we've done favorite streams but it's just like talking for like 25 minutes about amazon it's not the same thing so um the context of all this is like i want to just start putting it all on the main channel um i'm like i've been thinking about this a lot and i'm like i think i would have a lot more fun and feel less pressure about what's going on if just everything is is all just put on the main channel um the downs the downside of this is that not everybody wants all this stuff that's just that's just the reality and that's evidenced by the numbers right like if my main channel has like and sorry i'm not going to read the responses quite yet but i want to get you guys thoughts on this in a second so just hold off giving me your thoughts um uh there is like just factually less people are interested in like a loose highlights thing rather than um rather than like a really like polished kind of like story conclusion and the you the youtube algorithm is less likely to promote the more casual stuff okay so it is in terms of the algorithm it is not a smart decision to merge these two things it's straight up gonna hurt the channel like the average viewership is gonna come down some people will stop watching every video because uh the the quality bar is gonna be more variable um but i think i'm gonna be a lot happier so i think i wanna at least try it um and i think i love the idea of my channel just being a dumping ground for whatever comes out of my brain and out of my stream and not like hey there's this very specific thing so i am trying to figure out how to do this in a way that is as undisruptive as possible i guess my thought is like some people are only going to want to watch the more like fast-paced story focused videos so i want to have a format of some kind some way to indicate to people hey uh this type of video this video is is in this kind of story format this video is in this more conversational format um and so i've been trying to think the last couple days like how would i actually do that and some like some thoughts are for example i could have like you know the thumbnail could be different i could have like the like a logo or something at the top left to like indicate that it's like a conversation one i could do like a colored border but both of these are like not super um they're not super uh what's the word intuitive about like what this means you would you would look at it and go this is maybe a little bit different but a lot of people wouldn't anyways a lot of people not be like oh there's a logo like big deal uh i could change the title but the problem with the title is that my titles are already really long so if my title is like you know can twitch chat and random inputs speed run peggle but we you know like it's it's these long ass titles where then i could sure at the end go like discussion or chill stream or whatever which is fine but on youtube this is all you're gonna see it's gonna cut off the end um so the title part i'm struggling with and then i think i want to do a different the thing that makes the most sense to me is a different intro so in the intro we could have uh hey this is doug doug where we solve problems that no one has and then the other one could be hey this is doug doug where we discuss the finer things nice and uh nice and classy um so these are some of the things i'm thinking about and um i'm talking to my thumbnail designer about this and we're trying to brainstorm some stuff oh and then also i can do different like playlists and tags right but again like playlists and tags nobody really uses playlists for for some context like the playlists or hashtags or tags in the video this is not what drives most people what most people are gonna do is the youtube algorithm is gonna recommend a thing and they're gonna click it or they're not that's it and so that's the problem with only swapping the intros is that then they have to click into the video to see if it's in the format that they're interested in right um i don't want to do i don't want to add the category to the beginning of the title because titles are really the whole thing is i'm trying to do this without tanking my my whole channel because this is my job and i pay people uh to make a living from this so like titles are ultra important on youtube so i can't just be like this is a chill stream and then the title happens afterwards it's like no dude you got to have like a super short punchy title that hits immediately right thumbnail same problem thumbnails are ultra important they're like 50 of the job which is [ __ ] stupid because i make videos i don't make thumbnails ah i hate thumbnails but these are ultra ultra important to getting people's attention and it's like okay if if the thumbnail is like if the visual clarity of the thumbnail is sacrificed to like cram a logo and a border and [ __ ] in there and makes the overall composition less compelling then then sort of everything is going to suffer right um so i have two questions for you one what do you think that's question number one number two what should i name the two different categories and number three um [Music] i guess i have three uh what was the third one i forgot it maybe i only have two what was the third one oh wait no oh which of these things do you have any thoughts on like how i could convey to people this split um so that's my questions what do you think put a chilled pepper in the thumbnail yeah so i could like here let me actually i have an example [Music] because i was testing with this um [Music] where's the hell this is the logo so it's like here with like the counting video so you can like top i could drop a logo in the top left for ones that are um that are a discussion format and then this is without it so it's like it's fine it's not bad but also it's like are people really gonna look at that and be like oh i see that i know what that means um this is the counting one it also do like an orange border but then it just i think it's like a nice it's a perfectly fine visual touch but again i don't think people are gonna see this and go wow that's clearly a discussion they're just gonna be like orange and that's it there's no there's no like follow-up orange doesn't mean anything a border does not mean anything imagine the pepper smoking a little pipe i guess i mean it could just be the yellow one here i have a [Music] here's like a skyrim one and that's without and then here's the border i don't know i think it's fine but it's not it's not like super clear in my eyes anybody who actually cares will notice but i don't think people realize there's different formats yeah that's the thing like i i don't know how to make it clear that there's two formats without sacrificing the creativity and flexibility of the thumbnail and title right that's that's the issue a blue pepper i mean maybe i put again i mean i can the logo is what i'm leaning towards i i'm leaning towards having it and it could just be the yellow one um do i have a yellow guy here i don't have a yellow example wait do i have there we go like this one of me yelling at mario it's like you can use the yellow one to indicate that it's um like a secondary one or purple or whatever i think the color is not it's not gonna be like a huge difference in understanding between yellow and purple or or or orange i think it's more like would i use the would the logo be helpful for people who are not interested in these formats to identify them is the question [Music] could it be thumbnails with you or without you potentially but at the end of the day i think people this is the problem that i'm like i'm having with this is there [Music] the problem i'm having is these aren't like two completely different formats it's not like i have doug doug challenge videos and podcast or like doug doug mukbang or something right like all these videos are like the same premise they just kind of have a different vibe right and so i still want to convey like hey this is a dog video like it's a video with me and it's we're hanging out it's just the the way it sort of plays out is different right and so i don't want them it's it's weird i like want them to be recognized like distinct but not so distinct that it doesn't feel like a doug thing because it's just it's the same thing invert the colors no that's stupid it would look terrible you mean of the whole video or just of me or the or you mean of the logo okay you're obsessing over the mukbang part of this add a microphone or drink or something to the conversational pepper yeah yeah i could do like a stylized logo i mean that's that's where i'm leaning right now upside down thumbnail that's not helpful unless you explicitly say it that people are unfamiliar with the channel won't be able to tell the difference yeah exactly that's the problem like unless i'm like unless i put in the title big text that's like discussion video like casual chill video whatever unless it's like in your [ __ ] face people aren't even gonna notice anyways so part of me is just like maybe i just don't [ __ ] bother maybe i just i just say [ __ ] it and a lot of people will leave and that's okay and it could just be the intro i like the two intro lines let me actually hold on let me because i'm all over the place on this i've just been like thinking about this for two straight days and really obsessed about it um what about these intro lines specifically like we solve where we solve problems that no one has i think that does a good job of indicating this is the purpose and this one we discussed the finer things i think is like it's clear that it's different and it's focused on discussion like just between these two lines what do you guys think at least for me i think if i heard this i would immediately get the i would immediately be told and understand like okay this is good this is discussion focused i think this is the best tool i have do it in a british accent i'm not gonna do one in an accident versus the other that doesn't help people are gonna be like was that a british accent this must be a chill stream no they're just gonna think i'm making a british accent for some reason it needs to convey relevant information that's the point okay it seems like people think this is a good idea so i like that um in terms of title and thumbnail which is what we were talking about before i'm still torn on this i'm gonna keep brainstorming with a little bit but i just dude i don't know i could yeah i mean i could do intro or no intro but again the absence of an intro if somebody like checks out the channel and there isn't an intro they aren't going to like make the leap of logic of like there wasn't an intro this must be a chill video i mean they might but probably not discussion video you can have bell pepper and twitch chat logo in the corner yeah potentially uh twitch logo of some kind could sort of work just don't put an intro and put in the entire video at the start instead i'll put this entire discussion so i'll just clip this five minute cut talk and that'll be the full intro and you just gotta wade through like and it's always the same five minutes for every single one of my videos and i just fill it with ads there's like 18 ads in five minutes like it is just a brutal swamp that you have to wade through like every video sucks you have to be super committed what goes on the second channel from now on the second channel would be like anything that is not a gaming challenge video i would need to be really clear again i the the real thing that has i've been struggling with is i don't i don't want to like have this super high threshold for what goes on the channel i want to just have more fun [ __ ] going on there and so the second channel has been this weird like quality bar thing and instead i want to say the second channel is for its own specific format for example me giving like a health update video right something like that um use one of the three thumb thumbnail youtube makes no no youtube makes shitty i still have to make good thumbnails alarm this is a chill video so you do realize that if if all of them started with alarm this is a chill stream alarm there would be no space for any other title so every single one would have this as the title that's all you would see laundry alarm at the beginning of the video what about turning the video turning the thumb thumbnail upside down god it's brilliant oombu gives the main channel videos the official dug dug seal of approval and gifts typically the second channel ones nothing yeah i mean look again not everybody is gonna want the more chill stuff and if you're here watching this you are probably biased towards being interested in those like discussion kind of videos because you're here watching me live stream most people are not crazy enough to sit here watching me for like five hours so you're you're probably like deep in the dug hole and you're just down for whatever right the this is this whole thing is really about this whole entire question is really about how do i help inform the people who are not that deep in the dug hole they only have like they've just been dipping their toe into my hole i guess um in like i want those people to be able to navigate the channel with a little more confidence about getting what they want upload all your videos on dailymotion you're really not getting what i'm trying to do i don't think why not call it down the dough i what do you mean where that doesn't help that doesn't solve the problem send every viewer personalized letter to their home address let them know it's a chill video this is brilliant fur i'll have to hire a post office who's just constantly mailing people letters making only fans that's not that's not helpful combine the intros this is doug doug where we discuss the things no one has the point is not to combine them i just i just want to be able to put i just want to be able to dump all my [ __ ] regardless of quality onto one place but be able to have people navigate which ones are in a style that they're more interested in that's the hope that is the goal chill video title chill i just don't think at all i don't think it'll work and at the end of the day most people seem to want this stuff anyways i don't think most people care based on the main channel and second channel numbers it seems like 60 to 70 percent of people are just down for whatever and then there's like 30 percent of people who are only going to show up for the good [ __ ] you know what i mean um chill video gone wrong add sunglasses to the pepper put your twitch hud overlay on the thumbnail and the actual thumbnail goes where the gameplay would be displayed yeah the issue again is like you want your thumbnails to be simple and good you can't really sacrifice the quality of a thumbnail to convey information because then just peop nobody's going to watch it because the algorithm will will pork you i mean let me let me see if i'm reading reading this correctly based on your responses marianne thank you for the five gifted subs thank you thank you thank you based on your responses it seems like most people think the logo concept is fine it's like a little outdated on youtube this is not like meta anymore people don't really put logos i don't know if you're just excited about the idea of putting like glasses or something on the pepper or if you think this is a good idea the point is not about what does the pepper look like it's like is there a thing in the thumbnails that indicates hey this this is why this one is a little bit different that that would be the concept hide a pineapple in the chill ones you're just not no it's not meant to be like an easter egg it's meant to be easily discoverable that's the point we're not trying to hide this from people the entire point is is to clearly convey hey this is one kind of format versus another i'm not trying to like trick these people i'm trying to help them watch what they're interested in i mean what did you expect i expected this but i did i i was curious what people's kind of gut thoughts are to this it sounds like most people are in agreement that the title shouldn't really be touched although maybe i can add something like this to the end most people seem to think the thumbnail logo works and i could at least try it you know try it for like two months or whatever and then i think the intro is like the strongest tool i have the the problem with this again is that if somebody clicks into this and they're like oh this is a discussion video i'm not super interested in it and leaves that's going to really [ __ ] it in the algorithm the other algorithm is going to be like wow people hate this video because because this person who came in and didn't even want to watch in the first place i didn't tell them i didn't convey the information up front right add rosa cam in the intro you're you're looking past what i'm saying change the border color i mean again so i can do border colors it's just that's not necessarily i mean i could but i don't know if that would really be enough i i'm not convinced it is at least having tried it and like put it into some test stuff i think the border looks nice but i don't know i guess multi-colored borders could work you can make the thumbnail frosted over you could put a title on the thumbnail itself yeah it's just hard visually so the problem i've always had with thumbnails is that there's just like a lot of [ __ ] going on like with this there's a lot of [ __ ] going on here right and so also fitting in a title can be hard like if i'm trying to include twitch chat and some crazy game thing and me it's like that doesn't leave you a lot of visual space for other stuff um if if i was a youtuber who didn't use my stupid face all the time then this would be easier because i would have a lot more visual space to work with so like um uh mitten squad for example who does who does challenge gaming videos he's able to basically put the title of his video on one side of the thumbnail because his face doesn't go in it because he doesn't do use face cam but for me having my dumb face is like fairly important so people like recognize it right like like here this is the this is one that's coming up like next week it's like people are being flung around and there's a live split and there's me and then we're adding a logo in there too i mean look this is already visually pretty complex and then we toss this [ __ ] in there it's like it's not awful but it it is kind of it's making it visually even crazier how about this have people submit sample ideas for the thumbnail and a small blurb about what they focus on and how they can pose a shot i don't maybe um i mean that's what right now is for us just to get people's initial thoughts we would understand the difference if you change the stuff if if you change the thumbnail slightly but casual viewers won't so you'd have you would have to have a big difference in the other videos yeah that's really that's the problem is like hardcore viewers would be able to figure this out quickly and the more casual ones which is who this is targeted at would not be able to follow could you put more of a blue tint on chill videos maybe but again then it limits the color palette that my thumbnail designer can work with always have the timer say 6969 is that related to what we're talking about or are you just excited about the idea of 69 the number okay i have another question i think we're mostly on the same page i will i i'm currently thinking intro is different uh logo at the top left and then they'll be in their own playlists and tags but i'm gonna mess around with this a little bit more that's that's where i'm leaning um i just wanted to gut check you know um because this is gonna potentially be a big change for the channel it will probably bomb like my my viewership this is like i can't emphasize this enough terrible idea to do this on youtube you do not merge formats together and have lower like viewer retention videos suddenly join the good ones but it'll be great it'll be funny and then playlist and tags what should i actually name them this is the other question i i i've been going back and forth i got to do like doug doug solutions doug doug i don't want to do challenges because they're all challenges darkness solutions talk about achievements i like that i do talk about lectures but it's not very clear so this would be for the like for the story focused videos the other ones could just be like discussion like dorm room chill do i have any let me see do i have any other ideas uh this could be like strategy oh another one was like missions was that kind of fun debate discourse after hours um okay you're saying divorce that's not again the idea was is that the name would indicate to some degree what the v how the video is sort of edited and presented so this category would be for the more faster paced edits that are really focused on concluding the story in some satisfying way with more music and voice over the discussion one is is to indicate hey this is more laid back it's more of just a conversation with chat divorce counseling that's too long doug ology divorced would indicate a lot of the video make your human body orange in the thumbnails for chill videos no use ice cubes over your nipples to let people know that the video is chill great idea these are good keep them coming uh discourse is too similar to discussion yeah divorced actually works no it doesn't you can't say stupid idea actually works and then just have that mean anything how divorce doesn't make sense when you hear the word divorced you don't think oh people hanging out having a fun conversation that's not the connotation of divorce even for us nipple cam that's not more people saying divorce works doug class doug recess yeah that's kind of fun actually reese's how do you spell recess is that reese's oh man i'm so confused dug dug dug discussion i think just discussion is clearer yeah or it could just be reese's dug dug productions yeah i mean you know we are putting production value in all these things um dug dug circle or some variation of the socratic circle i don't know what that means so that's clearly other people are gonna know what that means okay i'm not seeing any other like great suggestions at least 80 of these are about divorce doug doug's whole again that doesn't that doesn't convey the idea that it's a more laid-back format whatever you do an announcement video can help yeah yeah that's that's what i'm thinking is once i sort through this i do like a a little update video on the main channel just be like hey here's what i'm thinking of doing i just been i've just been trying to clarify like the pros and cons of various approaches and and all that stuff and if i even want to do this maybe i'll bail and be a coward and just keep doing main and second channel but i just really like the idea of everything kind of landing in one spot um like for example like rt game i love the rtgame just has like crazy [ __ ] and he does whatever he feels like on his seemingly on his on his youtube channel and just like everything goes up there and i just like love that it's so cool and i want to be i want to feel like i can do that you know um videos about um stroke okay i'm not seeing any great i'm not seeing any great suggestions i want to i want to do a poll and see if any of these names like really strongly jump out to you guys so again i would be pr i would be having two kinds of videos on my main channel one of them is more story focused about like getting to a conclusion with faster pacing and music that that is the idea the style of editing that you are used to on the main channel and then the other the the name for the other one would be to emphasize that it is less about a crazy story structure and more just about whatever goofy [ __ ] happens in a less structured format with all that being said i'm curious for the uh structured category do any of these names jump out at you let me pull up a poll solutions i like achievements i like solutions mission uh lectures strategy missions class bam of those six did any of the jump out at you and you can vote for multiple i don't want to do detention that is like that doesn't have that's not clear to me of what that means at all classroom that man the only issue is like it's it's not super distinct from like i guess a class or [Music] classroom mean you guys are like way leaning towards that but how okay i guess if dorm room is the second one that sort of works like doug doug classroom doug doug dorm room that kind of works actually yeah i don't mind that so i think if this if the first one is classroom then the second one really needs to be related to it right it shouldn't just be like chill because that doesn't that doesn't it's not like offering an alternative to the the to the connotation of classroom okay so you're interested in solutions lectures and i mean i really liked achievements i'm surprised less people like um achievements yeah or or recess um dorm room to me is like more of how i vision our dumb [ __ ] also recess is something for like elementary school kids i don't like the idea that i that you are all like eight years old despite how you sometimes act i firmly believe you are all adults capable of great intelligence and productivity okay so that was for the first one let me get your thoughts on the second one what is this music discussion dorm room chill debate discourse after hours divorce no i'm not putting divorced [Music] having the first one be classroom and the other one be divorced makes no [ __ ] sense those aren't like two related experiences [Music] doug's therapy session it's not a therapy session i want to be clear if you're coming here for therapy you're in the wrong spot you got to find a real therapist [Music] we're we're more of a support group [Music] wouldn't it be better to think we're all dumb babies acting this way instead of grown adults no look my favorite thing in life is when really smart intelligent people apply their intelligence to really stupid things that's what i'm all about so i like to believe that you're the same way i refuse to believe that there are how many people 3 000 babies watching my channel right now okay so i'll probably do dorm room in classroom [Music] all right that's it i appreciate your thoughts um i'd probably like announce this and do this next week because i already have like three videos that are in the dorm room format and then one that's in the classroom format and then it'll like mix together and all that stuff and i i i'll figure out the details and whatnot but it seems like oh it seems like you guys feel this is not a terrible idea again you're probably biased if you're here because you are interested enough in the stuff i do that you're down to watch whatever but um i think this will work and i'm just excited about the idea of it i just want to have a bunch of [ __ ] published on my channel i want my youtube channel to just be weirder it's not weird enough all right uh it is a bad idea it is a bad idea if i cared purely about success and um ptsd from the launch alarm which leads to my wife leaving me you should rebrand to just doug no you need to make a video of you divorcing your second channel my god but it would be funny it's a great idea i'm literally an infant changing the background of the video might help so that's again that's the challenge all the videos come from the same thing which is like some dumb challenge that's that it's all it's all the same like starting point it's just that they diverge in how they and how they're they sort of evolve right so that's why i don't want these to be like totally separated because they're not really they're just different um variations of the same core concept i think we should also move the vods onto the main channel [ __ ] no but great suggestion all right uh with all that let's i guess play zelda i need to boot up zelda it's a pretty good idea thank you my boss divorced me and my wife fired me the worst part is i didn't even do my laundry is that the worst all right last time on dug dug we are playing actually here let me boot up zelda first [Music] i love this challenge i cannot wait for more hi doug you're looking spectacularly pale and not orange today smile thank you i do look really pale right in the camera is that just me i think it must be the red so then it's trying to color balance me like i look very pale [Music] paler than usual yeah it's just whatever color i think this will make me less pale probably maybe a little bit tiny bit yeah i think i look slightly less pale i don't know i mean i i am very pale but depending on my shirt it like it white balances and makes me like super tan or super pale little potato man thank you for the 12 months ago i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you all right [Music] when was the last time you touched grass i live in washington it's cloudy and rainy like all the time plus i'm german deep deep german so i just um pale as a ghost all the time i'm laundry this is how my jeans work now go laundry thank you laundry alarm look i don't want to beg for money okay that's it's never what i like i'm trying to do but i think somebody once a stream needs to donate and say laundry alarm everybody go do your laundry cause that if you guys are like me i always put my laundry in the washer and then i [ __ ] forget to go put it into the dryer and a lot of times i have to re-wash it because i forgot but you've got to be excited for sonic origins right i have bad news for you sonic is the worst i'm actually doing laundry now like i feel like that's a public service announcement i could fund it somehow i don't know how i would fund it like i it's not about me getting money from you it's a public service announcement that should happen once a stream where we tell everybody to go do their laundry okay i have the paraglider now right i did save right last time please tell me i saved okay oh okay all right we're good we're good we're good we're good doug can you please pause this stream for five minutes my friend is running late and can't watch yet [ __ ] sorry sensor embarrassment panda thank you for the 30 dollars well i definitely had that paused for five minutes i basically delayed zelda for five minutes i got you um are you okay mentally and physically what are you talking about are you my you're not my doctor dude people say really bizarre things to me i just don't know what you think is gonna happen um doug you can tell us no but like when you look we've been over this but i will reiterate it again when you come in and say things like doug are you okay today or doug you look tired today um that's not a compliment implying that there's something wrong with me is not a compliment it's not like uh like a wholesome moment answer the question we're worried we just want to know if you're okay that's what i mean why are you implying something is not okay like the the message seemed like really concerned it was like are you okay physically and especially mentally if you say that to somebody you are you're implying you seem unwell you look sick you look sick and disturbed that's what that question actually means it sounds nice but what it translates to is you look like something is wrong and you're not healthy okay uh let's plays aldo previously on dug dug [Laughter] we are playing randomized breath of the wild so the entire game has been randomized all the enemies are chosen randomly their weapons are random what no what they drop is not random what you get in treasure chest is random including spirit orbs and so the way you get stronger in this game is by finding spirit orbs in chests so that's how you make progress so the great treasure challenge is to go through all 14 zones of this game all right you're muted all 14 zones of this game and find four spirit orbs throughout it now we don't know exactly where they're gonna be i'm just gonna have to find enough treasure chest in every single zone that um i can find the four spirit orbs which means it's way less predictable of a challenge than when i did this in 2019 which was about shrines sorry i cut you off a little bit i'll everybody laugh there you go i got you um so last time i just was going in the great plateau and i got the paraglider today i want to hit one of these zones i want to knock out one of them uh so we can pick which one we got a lot of options i don't have a shitload of streaming time so ideally not one of the super hard ones uh but all of the zones have about 75 chests on average some have way more some have way less um so it should be an average of like one spirit orb for every like six chess um and then the main challenge is that i will roll two debuffs randomly which are like those at the top left like restrictions that i have to deal with um while playing and uh if i break any of them then i die and i have to gift a bunch of gifted subs will this be on youtube i don't i don't know who [ __ ] knows maybe uh yeah i guess first let's pick a zone uh what zone should we start with this one is hyrule field but i would basically have to go into the castle let's save this one for last this would be the only one to save for last this one's the lake it's gonna be fun we can also just do this is like kind of the standard opener one like this is the intro zone i want to do the intro zone it'd be nice right is this kakari this is kakariko village what about between uh kakariko village intro zone and the lake zone why are you so excited about the lake i feel like the lake will be boring [Music] i mean look i'll do i'll do the lake we got to at some point i want to hit all 14 of them i'd like to swimming please uh gerudo for content gerudo actually has a quite a lot of chess grudo is fine actually let's do lake we'll do lake so we'll we'll start with the lake zone which means i have to i'll get over there first because lake backwards is ecal is that why you're so excited about lake doug he would like to swimming and he said please i i don't get it i don't even understand what he wants does he want to swim does he want me to swim uh do you know how to win bomb no i'll learn at some point but right now i won't you promised swimming swim in ecal pog he just loves the concept of swimming that's the thing i don't know if he i i'm not clear if he just likes the idea of swimming or if he wants to swim or he wants me to swim or if he's like in the wrong channel maybe there's like some other streamer is at like a pool right now like i'm never really clear how many of you guys are watching the right stream based on how wildly irrelevant your commentary often is yeah i'm gonna use the challenge wheel i'm just getting over there i just gotta get to this spot what oh we got over there wait is the hold on this is the lake this is the lake zone right yeah it totally is why is this zone randomly like have this little peninsula why did they gerrymander this it's weird okay well i'll jump into the lake this will be the start of the zone so uh first things first um the rules of this are that with every single zone once i start a new one uh i start from scratch i have absolutely nothing and i have to scavenge for all my items i'll get to keep my items uh throughout the four orbs but um at the beginning of each new zone totally naked link is hot and then the other thing is uh we'll re-roll the debuffs every time i get an orb so basically the idea is like i'll get a combo of restrictions and i have to manage those until i can get uh an orb like use those to figure out which ones are accessible and i don't know what will happen because the or the orbs are put around the world totally randomly so i don't know what will happen if one zone just doesn't have them i i don't know what i'll do in that case i guess go to a previous zone and find them this one should have enough though hopefully um so first uh give a quick salute to the fire rod you served as well but you cannot come on this journey [Music] okay i meant for that to be like a dramatic thing where it fell off the cliff [Music] okay oh yeah i have to shoot the arrows right [Music] okay i can't drop the arrows remind me to not shoot them [Music] [Music] all right and we're fully naked final step before we enter the lake is to roll some nerfs not the apple [Music] [Music] okay we'll do this for like two minutes any additional ideas for debuffs we have just no running no climbing no using rooms for single-handedly getting me through my comp site program by motivating me to be better than you but in seriousness thanks you're very welcome less than three thank you man congrats uh no using runes no killing enemies no using melee weapons inverted keyboard controls play with my feet no eating food no paraglider can only turn left oops the screen is small black bar in the middle of the screen screen is enhanced play with a custom hud no using stamina random input spammed every one minute upside down controller no using bows any damage means drop all my weapons top down camera every other minute twitch chat plays any aggro enemy must be hit once upside down screen uh i can't say chest orb or link i can't say five randomly chosen words must collect ten pieces of fruit double the nerfs must cook five meals swap hands on a controller must kill three enemies if there's a horse i gotta kill two enemies with it collect two koroks get a selfie with an enemy chat controls camera and jumping voice commands every other minute play with oven mitts every five minutes out of korok to the screen the color blue is removed the game is very dark only use runes for attacking rosacam overlay twitch chat plays mario party overlay every 10 minutes play peggle if i lose automatic death must touch water every 10 minutes and doug is overlaid over the game link has to eat every one minute that's a good one must eat food how how often should it be like one minutes too often i think maybe like three minutes [Music] two minutes [Music] like that's that's not a lot of time i'm gonna do three i think three minutes is [Music] i think three will work [Music] you have to buy a pumpkin i i'm not in that region end stream as an option no call parks and ask him to shoot you i do that every day for free kill every enemy you see on screen i mean that's where the hit thing is um every aggroed enemy must be hit once i mean i can just do every enemy i see must be hit once [Music] i can't kill everybody because it's randomized so they're gonna be really hard only carry one weapon yeah i don't feel like that's a hard enough nerf play russian roulette with park sir great add another hud i already have as custom hud can only move sideways we already have no turning left let's do that for now no damage taken sure damage equals death play with microwaves on stream what we already have kill three enemies [Music] music gets louder every minute nah overlay your last orb on street we already have the koroks every 30 minutes open gta 5 and survive no climbing we already have play monopoly no only throwing weapon damage you heard him play with microwaves on screen still don't understand music gets quieter every minute no moving diagonally that's really hard to enforce is the problem every random amount of minutes skyrim starts sure [Music] this isn't like unlike dark souls if i lose control of the game for a short period it's not very likely i'm going to die because this the overworld is like not that threatening so this is like this will be annoying but it's not like that big of a deal find three corox seeds don't i have that yeah collect two carbs i mean we can do this every damage taken the shrek movie gif becomes more visible i will get sued if i just if part of the stream is that i just have shrek playing in its entirety all right this is enough we got enough stuff this is we have almost 50 options and we can add more on future ones okay get ready for great bitrate this is the best part of the stream it's where the the stream becomes completely unwatchable go [Music] this is the first debuff of the day [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh that's so easy i got this one on the lake world let's go dude this is the absolute best possible outcome oh that's so easy oh my god yes there's like two zones where this is super easy yes okay uh debuff number two is does rain count no dude i can just do crazy [ __ ] you guys can't even see it because the bit rate is so bad you couldn't see any of that you can't clip that i guess you could hear it sorry i had an arm stroke is that olive oil in that bottle no i ran out of olive oil at least in the one down here upside down screen upside down screen upside down screen not i can't uh come on come on come on go go go go go okay debuff two is that i can't oh this one's so hard debuff too is that i can't say chest orb or link dude if i if i had gotten an easy combo with the with the water debuff i would have been in great shape okay well let me uh change the title down here and then we're good we'll kick this off find four spirit orbs in every zone cool this is uncomfortably quiet okay what are the words chest orb and link you said the banned word chest hey the hair is looking great good to see your keeps subscription is finally paying off thank you you said the banned word orb sounds like he's burping barely sounds like you just said like dumb ass okay that one no the other rule is if i break if i break one of the things then um then i get another chance but with the additional restriction that i can't say the word like you just said like god damn dumbass uh or what's the last one link okay cool we've got that uh do i get two lives for that i forget how do we find the title to dodge the curse too high energy three lives three's a lot [Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] [ __ ] i really need a timer too oh there's a lot of [Music] yeah i need a timer god there's so many things to set up any second now gameplay will happen [Music] i remember the first time i played dark souls 3 on stream i hit 7 000 viewers up until i started playing dark souls and then it just precipitously dropped for the next couple hours gameplay just doesn't seem to be a priority for most of you guys [Music] funny haha department here with some bad news jim previous head of the department went home last night and told his wife divorce joke and she divorced him for it this made him come up with another divorce joke creating endless loop of divorce jokes causing multi-organ [Music] sounds like you guys are on it i trust you this is why we pay you the big bucks [Music] all right well good uh i guess last question how many how many do i get multiple lives on chest orbit link or should just be one [Music] most people saying two i think i should get two lives two for orb and one for the rest new video idea laundry alarm i just do i want to be a coward we'll do two most people are saying two all right so i get i get to fail at that twice before it counts um as like a failure basically if i don't touch water you're not supposed to be you like okay i don't know why all right we're finally ready that was a a mere hour setup not bad for me honestly what's a good adventure song i want an adventure song um yeah persona 5. here we go this is the beginning of the lake zone second channel did step feel different but i don't really see why not put them all on one wouldn't that help your channel growth too to keep it in one place sorry i'm probably gonna get a lot of messages about this now [Music] but youtube wants consistency is the problem so that's the downside of having a big mix of stuff on one channel don't go for that shrine it's a test of strength wait really wait what am i doing why am i out here i'm just gonna drown i wasn't thinking whatever good start that's damage that's not death i guess i go over there your channel and your videos are what i recommend to everyone even people who don't play games my friends and i hung out recently and watched the novel i video holding off my thoughts but the answer is yes please share all appreciate it thank you thank you um okay i think there's a chester somewhere over here right yeah oh i did touch water yeah that's true i get to reset it okay the timer's a little bit off it's like 20 seconds off or whatever um i need to take a picture of a chest so that i can use the tracker you said the band word chest [Music] i need to take a picture of a c i get one one more life before i need to take a picture of a c so i can see where the seas are this isn't even in the right zone make it so it's a russian roulette and you never know what you are gonna watch even after you click on it [Music] okay i think if i go past them i'll be in the zone fine they're all gold these guys are impossible no one has these problems i learned about keto from your gta video true okay is this am i in the right zone okay i'll be in the i'll be in the lake zone in a second the 46th episode of our monopoly junior let's play are there are there c's up here tr instead of chat hey this is duke instead of the c word say treasure i like that of all time [Music] why is zelda topless that's not correct man [Music] wrong zone no it isn't i am in the wrong zone god damn it [Music] i have no food i actually like really can't take fall damage here [Music] all right that should be fine is there a c out here please dude touching water is actually gonna be kind of an issue because there's not that i i'm gonna have to keep coming back to the lake i mean it's not an issue it's just inconvenient you really should just post okay to each channel that games the algorithm most i'm sure you know your stats better than any of us and your fans will just watch things wherever they end up get that money my guy i will probably lose money but appreciate the sentiment okay here's what i'm gonna do that is a gold lizalfos which is scary but i could blow him off the water with a bomb check this [ __ ] out [Music] oh my god where'd he go [Music] where'd he go what if he called the discussion videos [Music] okay i assume he's dead no i can't can i kill that guy dude i can't fight one of those can i okay well look if i take a picture of that c i'll be able to track future ones okay i'll take a picture now on the map why is this happening oh map now on the map i go to the sheikah sensor no no no pick from compendium treasure chest no test make one peppercorn in ice and another on fire burning alive the this is me testing the program to make sure it works this is not going to count chest you said the banned word okay it is working olive oil i've still got one more it's a little bit rigged but that's okay okay here's the question do i try to fight that thing or do i just sneak because i don't think i can bomb it into the water we discuss the finer things and then they get hit by the fart gates yeah so we bring them in and then blindside them at the far gates spear door maybe [Music] okay that's kind of badass oh yeah water oh dude great call all right timer resets cold hot sauce thank you very much for the 12 months i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you oh wait what is that hold on that's just randomly here that's amazing drop the pepper logo with a mic in your intro for the discussion version oh my god that is such a good weapon and there's big club this is crazy and now put him on him oh my god he is super beefy uh nope nope wait why is he a boomerang dude now i can't do this [Applause] oh [Music] it's trying to find can i kick him off the edge oh i literally have to run i literally have to run [Music] i'm not going to jump off the bridge [Music] oh yeah i can whistle sprint [Music] oh food food honey food wait how do i pick up another now just say you will now entering dude [Music] what about this all right [Music] all right i know you said we shouldn't mention him anymore on stream but man park sir is such a wholesome person on stream i really enjoy every second of content with him when i say we shouldn't mention him did i say that i'm not trying to like cancel parker i love him okay so the green thing at the bottom right i just said it when did i say it man this is super rigged i love this program normally it absolutely destroys me with words that don't actually make sense i think i will get the tower i think i'll get the tower now jesus take the wheel you said it a while ago marianne thank you again appreciate it you said it before the enemy whatever now here's my question i have the um can we get a voice output on stream there's just already so much going on here the the scan thing at the bottom the bottom right for people are not familiar with this game i have it set so that it's going to blink when i'm near a c when i'm near a treasure so it like it's healed border it seems to be telling me yeah i'll mess around with colors it seems to be telling me that there's a c over here i mean sure fine just put a picture of your face with an expression that represents the tone of the video and title each one down the doug's hole thank you for the great suggestion look down i do have to touch water soon anyway is it below me is it down there i guess i just go for it game theory has two it's a rocket jose and solves this by putting something short at the start of their titles you could put chill or panic at the start of the title yeah yeah i might do that where the hell is it where is the where's the c what do i do ah oh it's probably in the water yeah you're right oh yeah i touched water is there a sea around here i forgot i can use this to just like scan for stuff wait so where the hell is this is it over there maybe i'm gonna have to get on that boat soon the next tower thing you think it's up there i can climb up there i don't know if i have enough stamina actually it's over yonder thank you veritasium did a neat video about how to do thumbnails and titles yeah i've watched that that's partially what i mean when i say like i don't want to lock myself into some format at the expense of having a compelling title thumbnail oh my god okay let's go let's go let's go give me give me give me [Music] literally [ __ ] okay but there's another one here okay what direction do i go this way what am i hello douglas douglas what's up here you're doing right now and i hope you're having a good day it's all down there sort of i'm gonna drown probably gonna drown dude where the hell is the c here i feel like the sensor is just gonna throw me off i'm definitely going to drown here dug your rights in that biased i'm very deep in the dug hole i'm just glad to have you make your job less restrictive and stressful if you can afford the algorithm dip yeah that's that's where i'm at okay is that it i see it do you see it it's right there i actually i see it how the hell do i get up there how would i get there duck duck duck divorce i want to get to the top of that thing what okay i picked up a little bit of food oh i have a lot of food okay crayonus you think or i was gonna say i go for the boat but that's i literally don't have like a sail ah let's go for crayonus i need a good sailing song did you martin got released from prison martin shkreli's out he's free [Music] they released him yesterday in the press release they said he was supposed to be released in november but it seems like he's such a good guy donating money to charity so we had to let him out sooner [Music] okay there's the chest i can see it no no you said the band word okay so the way this will work is that i will add the i will add like as a banned word if i say like one time that's an instant death if i say either one of those two words twice that's an instant death if i don't touch water every 10 minutes that's an instant death i'm fine if this c has an orb in it that you said the banned word no i'm setting it up doesn't count it doesn't count make a fourth channel and put everything there i even dodged i even dodged the c word okay that should count so if i say any of those words or the l word in your stream's a second monitor content i just switched you to my first monitor once in a while baby rage fair enough it seems that you really enjoy what i'm doing do you find it fun [Music] is that zelda without a shirt no okay there is a c up here as a reminder i i reroll and get new debuffs once i find one of the spirit o's great group thank you so much for the one year i appreciate it thank you thank you i'm gonna make it dude this is such an obscure location okay i'm just barely okay [Music] telling me there's another c somewhere where is it should i go should i go back down to the water where do i go goals are thank you it's up and around this doesn't make sense oh okay that's the game agreed okay so there is a c up there on the bridge on the bridge still remember but we have to cancel duke duck before the end of the year the fact he won't give us the divorce advice we need is outrageous we need to rise against the timer you guys are way too freaking out about the timer i don't think i'm going to go 10 minutes without touching water okay where to i got to go over here the thing is aft even if i die i'm not re-randomizing the whole game so i'll know where these are jesus take the wheel so i won't have to come back and get these specifically so any i can knock out it is still progress my wife divorced me because you can't touch grass give me an orb no no no [Music] okay give me an o ah boss champ if i get it right here that's the most beautifully rigged thing i've ever i've ever seen [Music] those insta kill everything i don't need to kill anything though i'm a pacifist now do it okay there's a c over here somewhere maybe over there checking with magnesis for a cd stream that's the one i already got i i don't know how much stream content is really in there i have a good story though okay one summer uh when i was in college we had a friend group that hung out a bunch and um we decided we were just over the summer doing all these like events we like went rafting and stuff and then i came up with a brilliant one and i was like doug my wife left me and all i got was and i said it bites my uncles i mean that's the best part of any divorce and i said we should do laundry day you guys don't seem that excited let me try it again i said we should do laundry day and everybody asked asked what that was because it was like a 15 person group no i just okay i've said the l word several times very rigged everybody asked what what that meant and i was like and i said that if all 15 of us did laundry on one day it would take like 12 hours no i said it you said the banned word why did i tell a story okay i lose i mean i definitely deserve to lose that was pretty rigged [Music] but anyways i thought it would be a cool idea is if we all if we all just sat in this small laundry room for a full day getting blackout drunk and doing our laundry so i actually made t-shirts i custom made t-shirts for everybody i think i still have it somewhere it's like laundry day 2014 and i was like this is going to be awesome everybody was like yeah i guess that never happened like but it could have been great laundry day's amazing idea [Music] [Applause] [Music] we could do laundry day i guess it could be we could do an irl stream where i'm just sitting in my laundry room doing laundry we just hang out there but everybody has to drink like it's got to be like we have to we have a 21 and over entry and then everybody's just gotta get really drunk because what i want is the maximum possible juxtaposition between how boring doing laundry is and drinking for it right like we have to make it the most hype event of the dug dug lore like we got to go all in like super super super hard but the whole stream is me sitting in front of the laundry machines just watching it actually this sounds pretty fun now that i'm saying it out loud i'm pretty down for this i don't drink much anymore but like i'd i'd make an exception i could still just i can have whiskey on uh on keto so let's just do straight whiskey and i guess it'd be like a two-hour stream that honestly sounds very fun guys this might be the biggest dug dug event ever and cherry who's staying with me just bought like an irl stream set up so we could do this okay if we do okay if we do this i'll give i gotta give everybody like a big heads up in advance right yeah i gotta make a shirt okay we'll have to make shirts that'll be my merch um anybody who wants to participate i can go shirt and then you can take pictures of you doing laundry during laundry day and then we'll like show them on stream right so every and everybody has to get like a big load of laundry like just a huge load right massive load you just really like build up and just like stink up your whole house or whatever you got like piss off your roommates and stuff like what the [ __ ] there are clothes everywhere and you're like bro laundry day laundry days on saturday okay this is the is the greatest i may have died but we have a great new plan okay i died so i have to reroll the death wheel [Music] why saturday i don't i don't know it's not planned yet it's just an idea one five one ten one twenty one [Music] one five one ten one twenty one sixty nine one twenty one ten one five all right bitrate time you've got a what is it one two three four five six seven you've got a one in 14 chance of getting 69 gifted subs uh-oh [Music] oh rigged so rigged things have been wonderfully rigged in my favor [Music] dougie circumcised this is not sir look this is not rigged or circumcised today thank you um the point of this challenge is not to bankrupt me i just want to be explicit about this because some people don't seem to understand what's going on the idea is not that i will pay like 300 every time i die i'm gonna die like 50 or 100 times over the course of this thing why not the point is that there's a chance i have to pay a lot of money on every death so there's always the risk not that i am going horrifically bankrupt all the time some people just don't seem to get it thank you doug doug for the sub very kind very cool pogs in the chat all right we do need some new nerfs the next set of debuffs are going to be [Music] bankruptcy you promised [Music] not double nerfs oh okay so it's three nerfs it sounds this is confusingly worded this i have two debuffs this debuff is now two so it's three total all right this is the first of three here we go six debuffs pog you guys compensate for a lack of understanding with pog which i which i appreciate to be honest okay debuff number one [Music] no not feet not goddamn feet dude cool number two [Music] just checking up on you to see how you're holding up oh dear god okay the screen is also going to be zoomed in and i have a third one [Music] it could be lupus but that doesn't explain the headaches and dude that's too much that's too much game is very dark it's too much since the divorce we're really worried about you so the game is gonna be dark and it's gonna be zoomed in and i'm playing with my feet i don't know where the next chests are i have a webcam i will plug it in and see if it works while i have this camera operating i don't know if it will if it works you'll get a feet cam which is to be clear just gonna be like a dark shot of the carpet with my socks so the next debuffs are play with feet uh game is zoomed in game is very dark this is fine let me grab the camera please hold [Music] [Music] [Music] uh someone just said did doug start looking way more attractive are you just really excited about my chair or are you sexually attracted to my chair i never really considered the latter okay i don't know if obs will handle this properly plus video capture device webcam does not seem to be working i'm holding the camera but it's not coming in it's also not lit up i don't know if you can have i got i don't know if i'll be able to do this you promised oh my god yeah i've changed i've changed the source it's to the webcam oh i mean i'll try i have two which i didn't realize i had two i don't know why i would have two so maybe one of these is bad we just passed chess in viewers yeah [ __ ] you chess [Music] chess is so cocky okay i'm gonna plug this in if this doesn't work then um sorry you don't get a feed cam and you'll just have to believe me that i am playing with my feet okay did the boo boo boop it's just not yeah it's not doing anything it's not like lighting up or whatever am i because i already have the webcam of a camera with elgato cam link plugged in configure video move your face cam well that one's like locked into place i can't just like move that around easily yep unless it needs to be like the back [Music] i have terrible news uh there is not gonna be a feed cam you're just gonna have to believe me go to tahiti also i am screwed jesus and i just realized i mean holy cow are you doing well no offense oh [ __ ] oh i forgot to save this is rigged i need to save at the beginning of the zone doug you look less german today are you all right hello germans we are very concerned don't forget to eat your daily potato no so if i die i'm supposed to reset back where the last orb was i forgot to i forgot to save though so i have to go back to where this started over there and drop all my items in the future just remind me to save uh if i if i get an orb or start a new zone because the fact that i forgot means this is like slightly well it's actually a disadvantage but okay i can work to the tower whatever i'm almost there i just need to be at the beginning of the zone i love your videos you keep playing mario odyssey like you do i swear half you don't know where you are i think part of the issue of you guys never knowing what's going on is that you also don't ever know where you are you see the peggle inspired joke like game peggling okay but it was something you would like thank you so here i am at the start of the zone i'm going to drop everything because i'm supposed to start the zone with oops with no items so everything i got i'll just lose oh this shield was so good hi doug i don't know if you are aware of this but there are hackers in dark souls 3 so you should play the game offline thank you dude these are good items okay hey doug now i say tomorrow can i get a good look sacrifice items to the lake yeah i just did i sacrificed a spear okay uh next it will be the game will be enhanced [Music] they should just be one that we just take a break to watch rosa overlay is good but full roofs are better okay then we also add a filter to make it dark have you heard of the tragedy of the bucket destroyer if not you should ask your brother is this what we did this doesn't look that dark i haven't [Music] because we have no blue which is this this i guess this is darker it doesn't look that dark maybe a little darker look like that okay yeah the thing is i think it'll be harder at night but it's just gonna be really hard to see the chest if it's in shadow that's the problem it doesn't need to be pitch black it's just that things in shadow suddenly become really hard um okay and last is for me to put oh my [ __ ] feet down take a picture of your feet and overlay it over the game did i save [Music] what about you can only walk backwards [Music] we can maybe do that in the future all right after a lot of setup take two here we go so i cannot navigate the water while i am playing with my feet so do you really need proof do you not believe me do you think i'm somehow lying okay make it fun and add water to the can't say list [Music] it's already so hard reach for the sky partner fake arms wait there's definitely chest over here sorry you're gonna have to fill it in the letters yourself parker is playing under the table i'm also playing terribly i feel like that should be evidence enough is this god i'm so excited to use all these new emotes welcome avar thank you for the nine [Music] okay there are chests somewhere we just have to find them am i even in the right zone they're trying to press [Music] i can't see the map am i on the right does anybody know it's too the map is too [Music] dark am i is this in the lake zone i don't think you are [ __ ] because there's a bunch of chests over here go west where's videos could west just have the logo in from there have it match the channel logo for name videos and frozen pepper picture videos not that many good ways of conveying the information quickly yeah that's what i'm leaning towards no no jump jump jump i press jump okay i'll just swim across oh fish grab the fish is that not a fish i just wanted to cross the river over here i should get back to the lake zone this is very hard i think i'm gonna take off play with feet uh he literally has abs doesn't he i don't know hey man i'm doing a crossword and i'm stumped what do they call it when sausages are still attached to each other i know you'll point me in the right direction thanks sorry the alerts are really behind so probably a bunch of people are gonna be trying to trick me to say links now do you think link likes me they'll be will you get we're trying to get me to say orb by saying a or b uh okay what where the hell do i go so i'm in the zone now right this has to be the correct zone we just have to find a chest somewhere i assume they're like kind of along the waterfront right i can't see where because the [ __ ] okay i want to use magnesis how do you use magnesis [Music] i saw a really silly thing in forbes magazine the other day about chests filled with gold do you want me to send you the link no i'm good thank you though what the [ __ ] this sucks we're removing feet cam after this i'm gonna get an orb and i'm gonna never play with my feet again [Applause] oh god i just need to see if there's a chess hey doug love the video is also great how do i defense do the [ __ ] runes i can't move i'm just gonna die okay there's one there's one if that's an orb we're in you know what i'm honestly so impressed with myself i am going to move my camera you are getting a feet cam wait no as i have said doug you have set a standard for your stream gameplay is by all measurements simply the medium and backdrop for the true entertainment you provide your gameplay skills are quite commendable impressive even but your interaction storytelling and hey doug how's it going that's the best you're getting let's do this i have to get that chest oh [ __ ] [Music] what do i do with about the auroch rock what's his name why are you never drinking olive oil or butter anymore on screen what are you talking about do it all the time so i can't see a [ __ ] thing oh no i'm almost dead i need to not be night i can't see anything [Music] they're the best dude oh god where's the octorok where am i even being i can't literally the whole game is black right now [Music] it's like a 20 chance or so i think i feel like i have to wait until it's daytime again unlike an hour behind how about the master class in the depth of dorm room master class i like yeah i like master class a lot it's that or classroom [Music] hey doug i love your taste for music do you have any recommendations for orchestral music uh yeah julius [Music] bart hole okay i look how long i'm gonna cause music i have no idea what's going on all depends on how much moisture your eyes can absorb it's it's pitch black man it's too dark i have no food to eat i guess i just send it we just have to okay pause champs maybe i'll end up at a chest i could not for the life of you tell me tell you where we are i have no clue oh okay there's a light in the distance the northern lights oh there's a shrine up there [Music] [Applause] [Music] are you allowed to use the yellow parts to absorb damage in this one regardless it's funny so you click away at the enemies with free hearts okay guys i'm gonna make a guess i'm gonna say i just swim in this direction towards that shrine hi have you watched the film morbius what do you think of it i've not here's why i'm saying this i know there's land somewhere over there you keep trying to get parks arrested for killing you that's the legal form of counselling um how much health do i have [ __ ] epoxy oh [Music] all right let's be real this one was [ __ ] impossible there's there's this was not gonna happen there was no way this was gonna happen so um i'm happy to announce i'm dead here's your reward [Music] all your titles from now on should be like 24-hour chill stream challenge [Music] i do understand that you yell rigged at any at everything right but there's a one in 14 challenge either way it's fun to watch you plank away with your three hearts yeah those are loud i just have to find things to i wonder what the absorbability of the average sponge is and if it could be linked to anything that happens in spongebob [Music] what reminder saying words with the word link in it including blank blinkers hyperlink cufflinks clinkered and flink eats is strictly forbidden good luck [Music] doug just wanted to share with you my happiness my son chester was just born today thanks for the stream doug keep it up [Music] how convenient what a beautiful name for a newborn important question do you like boobs or butts were you trying to get me to say orb what are you what are you doing ah okay um these two attempts have not gone very well let's move on to attempt number three i'm a board man have you ever considered doing a chess stream oh that's why you guys were talking about chess i didn't make the connection [Music] you know what rosa cam overlay is fine if i get something that's not super bad as the second one that's not bad zedo thank you so much for the 18 months why are you getting blurry every time you spin because twitch is not able to compress the visual of colors moving quickly so instead it just crunches it down into some very crunchy peanut butter no no no no no give me a normal controller man come on give me some easy some of these are not that hard i'm getting like brutally hard ones actually maybe this isn't too bad one named stuck in the other name tuck duck duck duck duck so it's just this deep mystery and what i'll do is every time i upload a video i'll upload the same video title and thumbnail to all other four channels and only one of them has the video and the other one is just me screaming the laundry alarm so every video you have to go like open a bunch of chests basically to find the actual content that's a good idea the youtube algorithm loves stuff like that okay i'm gonna be holding this upside down like this today i actually need to do laundry thanks for the reminder that's what we're here for dude where where the hell was i i genuinely had no idea you seen the peggle inspired joke like paglin figured it'd say you kind of thing i am not even maybe some of these pegglin uh comments are genuine i will never know okay we gotta get rosa booted up deck now that i've watched like ever i know it's a game i find myself here live good content less than three shoot you'll happy yo thanks you jelly appreciate it thank you thank you this is where the good stuff happens the stuff you missed out on youtube it was lucky the best part of touring there you go things like um laundry day and me sitting here awkwardly setting up the stream where's rosa oh i see her [Music] loquacious thank you for the 18 months appreciate it thank you thank you okay that's not enough [Music] okay rosa cam overlay i'm totally down for laundry day 2023 screw doug con let's do laundry and get shit-faced the doug khan will be at a laundromat in 2023. uh rose game overlay um upside down controller does upside down have a hyphen i don't know i've only really watched youtube what is laundry day honestly tell me what you think what do you think is gonna happen when i say we're doing laundry day this year because whatever pops into your mind that's probably it there's not there's not that much depth to it yet okay uh rosa upside down controller i don't know if i go for the chester in the lake i don't know what i do wow these are really behind i just gifted the one sub but i am very confident i'm gonna get a [ __ ] orb here we go three two one go oh this is awful this message sent five minutes past the top of the hour oh no okay this is very hard oh no i guess i could switch my hands like this [Music] oh no [Music] wow if you have a controller nearby try this this is really hard with the clothes i haven't watched him skeptical okay okay so that's camera i have to do this like one at a time i think be up i pick magnesis i go magnesius here okay there's a chest there's a chest there's a chest god this is to complete this [Music] okay i have to connect i can't grab it is there a a leaf for this boat does anybody know can i sail a boat i'm gonna go beat radon and elden ring like that and prove you wrong i mean good luck i don't think you can i need i need a leaf okay so i gotta okay so i gotta use cryonis to ice my way over there [Music] this is gonna be real slow see this is what you're missing out on when you watch on youtube hi rosa she looks like the loch ness monster oh my sweet god this is awful you can just roll the punishment wheel and pay out for a new set of debuffs if you're a coward i'm not [Music] okay i'll just do this in steps okay [Music] this this has to be an orb this is way too brutal it really looks like she's swimming through the lake [Music] i mean i'll get a little bit faster [Music] oh no oh no doug can you take another break i was enjoying the check no i'm the main character hi rosa [Music] this is awful i also keep thinking there's land at the other side of this [Music] i often ask why is anybody watching my stream ever this and this is one of those moments where i really need to ask again i guess in this case it's because of rosa i got really excited when i got the neckties also what is going on where am i who are you thank you happy to have you here baby i can't grab it come on man are you sure game give me this one thing oh my god okay we gotta switch back to crownis i gotta press i'm getting a little bit better than that you have to speak in a british accent i don't wanna do debuffs that are like me improving that's just boring [Music] hi doug okay that should be close sorry that i am late but i think i have finally caught up when are we executing [Music] too late detention [Music] how do i move it [Music] what do you do to move okay okay uh how do i move it towards me like this please i've already opened what like five to six every day actually entertaining my brain is broken jesus take the wheel [Music] [Applause] no others i'm just stuck in the oh [Music] but that's so far hi rosa that one is so far away all right i guess i'll get the most exciting music i have to counteract how boring this is jesus take the wheel night night thank you i appreciate it you already got that one no i don't think so [Music] i'll go farther i'll do farther distances and then i'll swim up i'm getting a little better at this [Music] i'm getting disturbingly good at this again this is how i'm playing [Music] thank you love to hear it who what is rosa that does that answer your question [Music] rosa nearly got you i dodged out of the way at the last second all right where's this chest i go down bam bam bam bam bam bam where is it oh i went too far wait is it the one i already got [Music] thank you sevenslayer appreciate the 12 months [Music] man i went way too far what is going on [Music] you already got that one that's what i thought [Music] okay [Music] no that one's unopened that one's not open do it doug only you can find our results also what's going on [Music] i don't understand i feel like i already got that one i'm confused i literally don't understand what's going on why didn't cryonis work will there be a 36 sub badge soon uh [Music] quick sparse if you want to select anything to be the 36 month badge i will put it in if you dm it to me i'll make it the 36 month sub edge great stream but you can stop now i want to watch this as a vlog that's a first [Music] doug have you heard about haglin i don't think you would like it so don't bother oh my god oh my god [Music] make your chill stream for nail an icy pet path a nail and nothing else then wear a red sports coat and hold a fancy pipe dude i swear this is the one i already got right am i crazy it is the one i got it just looks closed in the water oh come on man okay i'm moving it near the boat this is gotta be the least efficient anybody's ever played a video game i don't know if the zone is too much can't wait for this to cause my divorcing [Laughter] i don't know we're in the early stages of planning this mega event wait okay wait there's one there it was in between that's where i got i'm going to see the sea otters at the aquarium this weekend with my uncle doug i'm not even joking well that's just serendipitous i really need to go i haven't been in a long time monterey aquarium is awesome he was he was right here the whole time the [ __ ] [Music] ah sorry i panicked no make one of the debuffs setting up a feat come and overlaying it across the whole screen uh no it's a terrible idea but thank you hey doug debuff where you have the cece the entire alphabet every five minutes and if you mess up you throw out your weapon i'm not capable of doing those things even when i'm not playing video game that's the only issue please for the love of god or [Music] i don't even have a bow cool that took so okay we're not doing anything on in the water right now this is too hard we're going back to land i'm gonna walk around the lake but you've got an arrow now hi rosa it does look like i'm swimming with the otters at least [Music] i can't believe rose is the fifth divine beast i wish there's a there's like a real chance that rosa is not rosa probably but the sea otter is one of the characters and the victory was a foot you ought to believe i missed my chance to tell that joke oh this is the one that's outside okay there's a chest right there but it's not in the zone so i think i go i don't know where do i go i can go to the island in the middle i can't because i don't have a boat dude this is a mess i think i guess i crossed the bridge just got back from a painful day of reviewing the ergonomic of tool prototypes anyway what's going on what the one you saw earlier what do you mean i got all the ones i saw right doug why are you stealing chests from russa those are not your orbs we need some more look at this lake music uh so yeah i think you're right do i have a weapon no program it so rosa has a hitbox and will hurt you if she swims into you that's a great idea but no okay they're saying a chest is around here somewhere right the chest where you died where was it because the the little sensor is saying there's one over here right hey clouders really liked this first video can't wait to see what other fun hearthstone content you'll be making in the future they're saying there's one right here [Music] is this where it is thank you taro is it over here where'd i go this challenge is starting to drag on also what's going on [Music] uh it's is it in the lake hey doug would it count if you magnesius carried or stasis launched a chest from non-lake zone into lake zone i guess it seems like oh [ __ ] a lot of work all right this is fine i can salvage this can i salvage this didn't i i thought i already got one over here did i not get it i thought i got it and then i started telling the laundry story and i died is it in the water [Music] you died to the octorok i mean i think we're parked yes fall down there's nothing to swim on though i need a leaf i really need a leaf [Music] okay i'm gonna cross the bridge i'm gonna cross the bridge i feel like there's stuff over here on land that i can get god there's one right okay so i'll come back i'll come back here there's three under the water under the bridge okay so i gotta come back for that once i have like better controls these guys i thought i killed this dude didn't i kill this guy okay so there's also one right here all right hold on so we'll check out the other side see what options we have over there this is awkward i'm waiting for a bloop give me a bloop okay we got the loop it's this direction uh we follow the bloop oh god [Music] okay loop says this direction go this it's here right where is it saying to go it's gotta be over here right it's gotta be in the water it's gotta be here maybe this direction okay all right it's got him in the water it's got him in the water [Music] what where the hell is it telling me to go it's floating are those chests those are chests oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god this is amazing [Music] so [Music] [Music] ah what [Music] okay [Music] i do this i do this i hit that go over [Music] [Music] come on three opportunities pause champs go give me an orb i've already opened like five chests long story that's fine i got two more come on come on [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is so hard what the [ __ ] this is impossible maybe my math was way off maybe it's way harder than i think to get spirit orbs are there any others all right i bet there's some at that island right okay here's what we do we head over to that island on the distance uh and we hope and we pray [Music] [Music] [Music] getting embarrassingly good at this this is the least useful life skill i could ever learn [Music] probably can [Applause] chat tends to have a low threshold for whether they're down for spamming thank you eddie all right there's got to be some over there right there's got to be at least one [Music] is [Music] uh there look around [Applause] no chests okay we back out we go forward i jump there's got to be a chest there's got to be a chest why would they have these rocks [Applause] [Music] there's no chess come on man give me one where are we [Music] should i go to the coast there was one where [Music] [Applause] [Music] are you talking about those ducks those are ducks [Music] oops i lied stasis is the same as metal it'll show me where it is [Music] why would i use stasis oh because i would see all of them yeah yeah that makes sense [Applause] you are correct all right no chess this is brutal okay i'm gonna continue up that direction [Music] [Applause] there's one next to the box the sensor isn't even going off [Music] it was going off what it was yeah i'm sorry am i insane wow it's going off when i go this direction too wait where where was it going it was turn around oh my god except my wife was johnny and she was leaving me you're right how did i ignore this i think i'm so used to it bloop blooping that i just oh probably gonna drown i i keep like misunderstanding how far away the land is because the land in the monterey bay aquarium is confusingly convincing okay so it says it's this direction but i used to i don't see anything i guess i just keep heading that that way like i think there's a rock oh there is a rock but see like the rock the the rock in the game keeps blending in with the rock in the aquarium it's very confusing hey doug earlier you got to call oxide from the chest does that mean it's possible for korok to give you an orb or no uh no oh there it is there it is i see it right there right there okay we can do this uh more sea shanties it's not a boulder it's a rock so i have to do cryonis oh all right if the wind was in our sails is trying [Music] [Applause] [Music] there it is [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] dan luke thank you very much [Music] i'm honestly fine [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh no i have to actually play this really well and go [Music] [Applause] [Music] no i have no food [Music] [Applause] [Music] go behind the ice block rosa is attacking um [Applause] do i go for the parry [Applause] [Music] [Applause] jesus christ [Music] [Applause] [Music] i have [Music] [Applause] [Music] you can't hit me here [Music] okay i'm just outside this range does he stop is there any dude is there any way i can do this i don't think so right i have to go kill it i can't kill it when i'm playing upside down put an ice block just in front that won't stop it it's not like taller um ice block halfway between doesn't help arrows throw a weapon i don't think that'll work i mean dude if this works greatest zelda player of all time no no that didn't work cool okay i gotta come back to this one this one is [Music] it's right next to where i died before and it's uh whatever in between these this like sort of lip in the map out there yep all the way back [Music] i don't see any way to survive through this [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this is [Music] the other ones will be a lot more fun i hope [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so i could oh my god i could bring boxes over it is possible it would take so long why do it i'll come back for that one that's way too long [Music] [Applause] [Music] the problem is that i have like a terrible setup for this i'll happily do it when i have better nerfs [Music] besides there's chests over here look there's a chest somewhere in this direction [Music] are you kidding me [Music] [Music] so much wasted time [Music] okay the good news is that i now know that those chests don't have an orb but i need to go find the one by the aquarius dude octorocks and water [Music] [Applause] yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] all night long away [Music] all right we're re-rolling the next debuff is what is happening this is cool i'll leave it [Music] okay the next debuff rosa cam overlay [Music] [Applause] that one gets returned that one gets rerolled because that already happened you can't do the same nerfs twice in a row really can't be the same orbs that showed up four times before the paraglider yeah these these orbs are being a bit of a butthole make an exception this isn't nom chat there are rules okay collect two clorox that i can do that's easy i know where two are so if i get an easy debuff here i can take out some octo rocks and and a few clorox on the way and just start sweeping through the hard ones this is great easy buff easy debuff here please please please please game is very dark [Music] okay that's kind of a problem because when it's nighttime i'm screwed if i okay i have to i have to get to that octa rock and take him out before night time because otherwise i can't see [Music] okay this is actually this is doable must find two koroks [Music] dark mode i just got here like three hours ago how many orbs have you found already my main man look it's all it's gonna really start you know raining when it pours horrors when it raining i'm gonna do good soon any second now also i've been going almost exclusively for like uh water-based chess which are gonna be some of the hardest so i have to go back to my previous save right here but i don't need to go get those other chests because i know i know where they are i guess maybe for this version of this challenge i could just continue from where i died there's not like really a point to reloading it do i need to reload back to the previous spot i guess that way i lose all the things i gather lose the items then it's just annoying to like find new ones um well whatever i'll start with this but it might make more sense for this challenge to just start from where i died just drop items after death well the idea is i can build items between them like between the orbs um hey duck two of my cats died this week thanks for streaming today really made my week better sorry to hear that man happy i could help a little bit uh i don't know if we do the saves okay what are the pros and cons of going forward with this challenge what are the pros and cons of i just reload from where i died the benefit is that way i don't have to like go re-get the same chest that i already know don't exist but it could be that i have to like drop the items i found in the chest i guess [Music] what do you think reload all the way is more interesting well so the the downside is that i'm just gonna like the the sensor is gonna be like pinging all the time for chests i've already found that's the problem so i feel like it's like less interesting you can keep your items it's just i want it to be challenging it's all drop what you got from chess we do that like if i die i drop everything that i found in a chest what happens on as requested also we just did dark right we could really do that again two in a row two in a row there's always going gonna be repeats um [Music] okay so what happens on death i reload to the last save like to the last or i should say i reload to the last orb um reload last autosave which would be the last chest or whatever not always reload last autosave and just and just continue reload last autosave drop all items earned from chess or reload last autosave drop all [Music] items what did i move [Music] so every time i enter a new zone i will definitely um every time i enter a new zone i'll definitely drop all items that's always the rule the question is how much does a death punish me uh okay for right now we'll do maybe maybe we make it harder as this goes on but for now we'll do if i die i reload from the last autosave um which would be here reload from the last auto save but i drop everything that i found on a chest we could just drop everything hmm i kind of like dropping everything but then i have like no weapons at any given time i like never have any arsenal yeah let's do okay what did i find in chess i find this in a chest i did right i found all these in a chest so i would have to i would have to drop these right then don't die and you can't drop arrows but i'll come back to them later okay and then the other uh the other thing is to make it dark dude okay wait if i don't have a shield then i can't [Music] you're littering if i don't have a shield how do i stop the korok i can't stop him okay i guess i just go on land oh but i have to find the clorox wait this is a problem [Music] can i hit him with a bomb why did he get so much darker all of a sudden [Music] oh my god i got him i'm the greatest okay i can get the other guy like that and then i get the chest over there i can even get whatever he dropped [Music] an octo balloon an octa okay great thank you [Music] okay i have to get the korok here [Music] and i need to do this before it becomes night time this is so much better when your controller is not upside down dude like i cannot emphasize how hard it is to play with that [Music] okay that's one now i need to go kill that clorox before it's nighttime [Music] where even is he somewhere over there right by the ducks not the cork the octa rock whatever his name is where is he where's the chest isn't the one over here where's the one that i almost died to where the hell is it oh my god where is he [Music] where is he oh my god just that way how many of them are there [Music] all right uh let's go me vsaurock octorok it's already getting nice to night time i can't see it's got dark so fast i'm screwed it was below you was it i can't see anything i might just have to run oh my god hurry up hurry up hurry up [Music] um [Music] wait it's 1 pm yeah why did it get so dark [Music] is it just cloudy can i kill him from here no i gotta get closer all right he hit me in the process but i got him if he could drop some like fish or something that i can use to heal that would be great because i have no healing [Music] octo balloon okay i got a tentacle very cool this is this is towards the chest right i can't tell this is pitch black [Music] dude spawning [Music] craps okay it's this direction [Music] there it is there it is oh my god [Music] wasn't the awkward this direction i swear he was over here hey blow up some ducks for me yeah that's actually a good idea [Music] maybe oh my god yes let's go one out of four jesus christ man [Music] oh i have to go find another korok before i can count i gotta go find another one where the hell are they oh there's one on the the the beach over there right yeah there's one over on the beach okay i have to go get him otherwise it doesn't count and i have to restart wait no i can't save yet i can't save you i have to get the korok first that's explicitly the rule [Music] am i going the right way yeah i am okay i think it is so it is too dark [Music] is that a falling star [Music] it's got to be over there right [Music] yeah that's the okay that the light is the dragon scale so that's that's mine but i'm fairly certain oh it's light again okay [Music] oh there's a rock there that's got to be a core rock wow so is that all cause it was it was like there's a cloud or something it got so dark there if this is a korok we're good yes let's go okay that's one spirit orb [Music] all right now we re-roll okay there are no horses in the lake right in the lake zone i don't think so does anybody happen off the top their head there are sea horses uh no we gotta reroll for [ __ ] sake save the game i'll save right after this okay no paraglider that's totally doable that's one of the most mellow ones especially in lake all right no paragliders debuff one if this is an easy one oh my god we're in such good shape okay there's a black bar in the middle of the screen that's fine that'll work we can make that work [Music] yeah i got an orb board [Music] this is oh [Music] so i'm sorry guys this is one of those things i don't usually pay wall but one of those moments where i am going to block the game for sub so you know if you got that twitch prime sitting around great time to use it okay this actually is not big enough hold on this doesn't feel constrictive enough now that's a black bar i think this is the only time i've ever asked people to twitch prime thank you dan wu if you refresh it should work now all right no paragliding black bar on screen this is the hunt for orb number two i don't see any bar i'm subbed why can't i see can you make it blacker no all right no paragliding black bar um this should be easy i think but i'll still be able to see stuff if i just move the camera around [Music] are you kidding me no wait i have an idea i toss this thing and roll it down the hill at him okay this could work [Music] goddammit i'm so close [Music] is like golf i keep going to the right it's hard because i can't see how link is oriented okay i'm gonna try to aim here that'll do it nice let's go give me some food man i'm starving wait i don't know what i caught [ __ ] hold on wait oh fish i can see the description down there at the bottom all right we got a fish uh and i can still see the sensor so we'll be able to find chess wait i heard it bleep there's the bloop all right bloop this direction are you not subbed i don't think i can be subbed is that a chest what is in here wait wait wait what's going on here no no that's not okay that's just a hole is it this way where the hell is the chest yeah i'm not going to do the cork puzzle in case i get a nerf that is about what's up do i need to need in court over the rest of the stream and also stop the sound uh it's a mystery that i won't tell you but if it's the right tier i'll do it um is this out in the water wait these are the ones i already got [Music] wait i already got these [Music] these are the three i got already or were there different ones those are new ones but you died [Music] yeah but there is an oct rock here which i didn't have last time i think they're new oh god damn it i paraglided okay [ __ ] i was not thinking about that at all the black bar is a representation of our wives something we could only get rid of by paying money [Music] if i say the l word i automatically lose or if i use the paraglider again i automatically lose but these appear to be three chests that are unopened and could be what i need you said the banned word chest oh i left that up whatever come on i can hit him from here okay okay okay i feel like these are the same ones what the hell i don't think i paraglided you said the word it's up to the program what the hell i didn't press the button [Music] the same ones you can hear me on the thing already [Music] i mean the sound definitely happens i hear the i hear it but you can also hear me getting on to the the thing first you hear the the heap thing he says the thing why would the why would the paraglider have come out i mean it's definitely the sound does it count if it if i was standing [Music] the the because i'm already on the thing i wish we could see what happened that'd be very helpful the the flapping is definitely from the paraglider [Music] it didn't but like does the sound happen like well there you go [Music] hold on what what did happen there like that time we didn't hear the sound that must have been what have happened i pressed jumped again i pressed jump again because i didn't know where he was so i pressed it like right there and he pulled it out while standing on the ice block god damn it that must have been what happened because i couldn't see where he was because it's a stupid black bar oh okay that's a death [Music] oh god this is so hard i think the lake is one of the hardest zones like the water makes this brutally hard the other ones are like chests are just all over the place right [Music] rigged only one [Music] [Music] all right new debuffs are also foot cam is out i just forgot to remove it can you make the black bar thing only you can see no well i guess technically yeah i would have to just put it on like a physical piece of paper on my monitor [Music] no not dark not dark again i'll take blue color blue is removed i guess that's kind of a problem at the lake all right that's debuff one can you make a black bar only i can see no [Music] does that mean you'll see that's better than darkness [Music] oh my god okay so i'll switch it to keyboard with flipped controls this is fine [Music] [Music] this is the save okay [Music] all right what is it it's um no color blue or i'll say [Music] hey that can twice play penguin [Music] thank you [Music] i'll just say no color blue you'll figure it out no color blue in the second one uh what was it [Music] inverted keyboard oh yeah [Music] all right that is going to look like this wait [ __ ] that's pretty bad man [Music] okay whatever it's fine the lake is invisible but we'll deal with it and then the second is i have to switch the controls over [Music] okay [Music] okay i'm gonna swap all of the controls is gonna take a sec eight six and four [Music] cgop i don't even have playing on a keyboard is gonna be a mess up so down is g z p and o [Music] okay [Music] okay the keyboard the controls are now flipped so here we go we're off on another incredible adventure i feel like it's too much link looks terrifying the nerves are so hard on lake helia because either you can't see anything or you can't see where was the one where was the the chest i went and saw i'm not gonna be able to kill him like this i also can't see i also can't see where the the little indicator is telling me to go i don't even know the controls to use runes okay hold on i'm easing up on this this is not just removing blue this is way too aggressive thank you very much for the 12 months i appreciate it [Music] like the lake needs to be invisible [Music] oh god there's like no middle ground hold on about that [Music] these graphics suck well you know nintendo they don't do crazy graphics card the lake isn't really blue is the problem what is happening rigged it's still gonna be really hard to see things all the way down a rigged look [Music] i feel like this is about this is about so that's a 241. if i go any higher it immediately just becomes the entire game is invisible like this it goes it ramps up so quickly i'm doing 240. all right 245. uh and we're off to a land of adventure inverted keyboard controls i can't see a thing i don't know where the this is hard man i can't see the sensor it's not a debuff anymore i can't see where the next chest is this is still like impossible to see what are you talking about how is this not a debuff this is still too hard i think maybe it's night time [Music] what is that i'll take that what is that a pumpkin huh [Music] okay i got food i dude i cannot tell what's happening this is too much it's way too much [Music] yeah this is way too much i want to get out of here before i adjust it all right i think just depending on what i'm looking at it's also changes a lot i have colorblindness where i can't see red lights anyway doug i'm glad you're streaming what are we watching today see who can only see the color blue that's that's all you're capable of seeing [Music] it's still impossible to see wait i can see the sensor now okay i need the sensor i'm following the sensor wait this is just leading me back to the chest over here [Music] food food give me food i need food food what is this oh that's not food my color-blind uncle was feeling down so i gave him encouragement by saying don't worry the grass is always grayer on the other side god okay there's gotta be a chest here there's gotta be is it just is it just sending me back to the is it just trying to send me back to the water uh that's fine this is fine i think it's [Music] okay league helia is the hardest this is the hardest side and blue if i were green i would die if i were green i feel like i've made no progress this is insane okay blue filter we're making less intense next time that was just no colors which made it so hard [Music] okay it takes into five [Music] it's already four i might have to call it after two orbs i'm not even able to finish the zone today to actually completely remove all blue and effect no other colors use color correction filter and color multiply with ffffo that's a good idea [Music] thank you w for the gifted subs very cool uh wait so that would look like jesus take the wheel it's also it's just night time night time makes this impossible are you planning a laundry con that'd be so awesome maybe that'll be if i go to twitchcon this year in san diego that'll be if we do like a dug dug meetup that'll be it it's just at a laundromat and just everybody brings laundry no that doesn't count i wasn't doing the nerves we don't even have the nerves off we don't know what i'm even doing yet maybe the nerf is i have to kill myself all right a few of these i'm changing keyboard i have to use keyboard controls that's hard enough without it being inverted play with feet we're removing um yeah all the other ones are good right now okay debuff number one rip feet rest in peace feet [Music] no not custom hood i need to be able to see so many of these are just restricting to be able to see okay we'll add a custom hud and honestly if this one is fine if this nerf is fine i can get those three that are by the water [Music] i have to eat food every three minutes okay this is doable hey doug i haven't stopped crying since you ripped the shrek mask i'm so sorry um custom hud [Music] eat food every three minutes hello doug this is the irs we have noticed you are gifting subs in your own stream as a way to launder your money this is an illegitimate source of income and we will be seizing all your assets it doesn't make sense [Music] how am i benefiting from this how is that laundering money it's just going to twitch [Music] do you think i am jeff bezos even then that's not laundering money so you're saying like my money no it doesn't make sense doesn't add up um okay i have a custom hud from last time from like the last time we did this in 2019 [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] it's so much man [Music] hold on i'm gonna set a new standard i have to be able to see the game okay everybody will see at least 30 percent of what's happening not in terms of like visual space but like colors anything okay here's what it would look like [Music] matt chance thank you so much for the one year like this is too much this is so so restrictive there's an entire gameboy color it's on the bottom right i don't have the photoshop for this one i can't change it i do have the photoshop for the mario odyssey one hello doug this is the irs we've heard about your money laundry convention it's just a laundry convention [Music] [Music] okay this is the mario one dad you can see the hud what are you talking about [Music] maybe add a hug every so many minutes that's too much work i think we just start with a hud okay can i remove some of these can i remove runescape that way i can see the sensor bar or at least make it like let's make like 50 opacity but then i can't even see the sensor dude okay we're moving this moving this i'll just move ones at random i'll move things that are like blocking a lot of those this is the irs you're [ __ ] yo thanks big i um that's looking pretty good maybe this the runescape is so big it's not fair fortnite how about that that feels fair hey it's the irs just wanted to say hi that's all yo thanks big i always happy to hear from you all right hey irs this is [ __ ] your dog okay let's oh wait oops i accidentally exported it with mario in the background this would have been completely unplayable okay so in the game it will look like it's not the irs have a good one cheer one cheer one share one share one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one i now require everybody to identify whether or not they are the irs super mario it's still a lot of [ __ ] dude this is so much man is this even better than the one i just removed this is the irs i still can't see anything by a version of you that could i guess it's a little better okay it's a little bit better accusations and would like to help you laundry more of your money no please send me your crypto wallet nope this is the irs you better put that head back like you found it or we are auditing you your family and your pets i have to eat food every three minutes i'm gonna grab the three chests that are right here on the beach and i'm gonna go to that forest and get a bunch of food i think i can actually do this just [ __ ] my pants thank you [Music] all right i can do this wait [Music] wait it's over there right oh the timer hello timer why are you not working hey doug hey definitely not the irs just wondering if you had any idea what laundry and money have in common [Music] taxpayer dollars to convert into bids and pay you with your own tax return monies yeah irs is doing big things right now okay ready to go it says the irs the laundry is finished washing the money come get it and we won't come after you promise where was where were those chests that i found the other time they're around the bend right i come got to come up here i might need to go grab some food first internal rate stream it's all starting to make sense [Music] okay so there's chess down there i think i need to grab food from the forest first oh there are horses all right well we know that for the future i need some food i have literally nothing right now i think [Music] i was hoping for [Music] dude where's the food get on the cot where's the food [Music] dude please don't what the [ __ ] there's one right behind me [Music] oh my god okay i ate something i don't know what it is okay [Music] the hell am i hey doug this is the ibm eating so much food and olive oil is irritating your stomach i got three pieces of food i think two or three so that's enough to go to the water [Music] doug use the estes flask this is classic wow there's still so many of these are overlapping [Music] hey this is the ir will you join us for a quick discussion we promise not to riot [Music] okay remind me when the timer is running out where are the chests there there there there i just have to be ready to kill the squid [Music] uh [Music] okay he's right around the corner is he i get him not quite not quite okay i gotta get a little closer [Music] all right got him are there still ducks i could have used some duck food there's not uh remind me of close to two minutes or three minutes i mean spirit orb spirit spirit orb [Music] i got a bow [Music] spirit spirit arm spirit okay i got boots i'm going to eat food [Music] oh this is do you want to have food do you want to have food do you wanna have food [Music] [Music] oh my god [Music] spirit arm please it'll be so climactic this is god damn it's a bomb arrow it's one bomb arrow okay now i have to go back into the forest right [Music] your hunger bar on the hub is still low is that food can i eat these can i eat fireflies [Music] yeah oh my god what the [ __ ] man [Music] who's yelling who just yelled oh my god there's a gold lie okay [Music] i discovered something but i don't know what am i at a shrine i what is happening where am i oh i'm at a shrine okay we're going to the shrine is there like a motorcycle chasing me what are these noises [Music] shrines are good [Music] shrines have chests no okay go to the left oh that's it jesus christ he's actually shooting at me i'm going into the i'm going to try and monterey area he'll say hi when do i get pants am i even in the right zone oh this is a test of strength uh oh hurry up hurry up hurry up yes yes [Music] where are my items dude hey doug this is doug from the future we work for the irs now what's going on there's chess but i have to kill i have i can't do this one do i have any weapons no doug this is iris and i don't want the world to see me because i don't think that they'd understand when everything's made to be broken i just want you to know who i am i do have a bow does anybody know what strength of combat this is i only have 10 arrows i have ancient arrows i have ancient arrows that could kill it oh those ten i can't use but i have five ancient arrows oh it'll be randomized too at least your aim reticle is super precise that's true let's go dude it won't die instantly why not is it gonna be a random enemy no it's the right guy i guess these don't is this ancient arrow oh my god [Music] does that do any damage [Music] ah this could be it i got ancient arrows in a previous chest [Music] come on [Music] god damn it it's just a sword [Music] pick up his weapons oh yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] where are they [Music] where the hell are they oh i got his springs where's his weapons okay there we go great it was a torch cool very cool [Music] okay uh i don't know how much more food i have i think that might be the end so i picked up two truffles on the way am i even in the right zone i don't know i'm gonna go back this way because this is on the way this is on the way back to the lake and the lake has another shrine i know about oh this is a person uh i need food wait am i going the wrong direction [Music] no i'm going the right one i'm still in the zone there's got to be more food dude mushroom no where'd it go okay got a mushroom uh i think i go back for the lake because i know where a shrine is there and i do not know where uh i can't see the sensor i'm not gonna be able to like follow anything there's also the tower but there's probably chests in the tower i just can't see because the stupid sensor is blocked by the hood i think i go past the tower towards the shrine at the lake and find that eat your pants if you have no food oh my god is that food or is that a torch i see food on a tree that guy is ancient arrows okay i needed that oh jesus take the wheel my name is pat thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs that is a ton thank you thank you thank you man glad you're enjoying this high quality gameplay doug look out there's an angry mounted neo motor oh there's a guy here okay i know where a shrine is it is on the other side oh god food jesus christ there's a shrine out there that island you can kind of see if i can get there right or or that island yeah the big one there's a bunch of lfos around here which are gonna be a little dangerous but it's okay i have no other choice oh my god that was almost a death ah is it here there there's a shrine there's a shrine okay we've got two minutes yeah i can grab some fish afterwards i think i have like three food items right now the combo of needing to eat food and not being able to tell how much food you have is so brutal i hate this you need to take damage to eat that's not true okay all we have to do is just solve what's going on are we cross-breeding video games again oh god they solve a shrine puzzle well i can barely see the game i drop a bomb in that pipe and then it probably blows this up to the top okay so i probably put a bomb on top of it [Music] and then i come down here how much time one more minute it's fine plenty of time [Music] god damn it [Applause] [Music] i go i switch back to this what all right i blow up the circular one is this a circle which is the this is the circle and then right [Music] what why didn't that work i feel like that should have worked you know what you do here it was too early okay [Music] nope [Applause] [Music] [Applause] dude this food thing is so stressful oh my god okay there's got to be a chest in here somewhere is it here um i mean this is the entirety of this part of the room it's probably not behind maybe it's at the top or something i bet it like boosts me up and then and there's something like up here okay so over there there's a chest if i'm facing this direction i'll fly forward and hopefully i have food because otherwise i'm dead [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay [Music] i really need this to be a spirit orb come on [Music] is there anything else in here are there always two chests in a in a temple or is there only only one to two [Music] not always oh my god [Music] okay i think we have to adjust the custom hud to not block the sensor otherwise i have no i've no idea where to go i need to remove runescape okay i do have a mushroom though that's good i'm gonna see if i can fish like there's a difference between not being able to see the game well and not being able to have any idea where to go which is very different doug should i be terrified of this hud that you have or should i be laughing at it also want to support something laugh now i'm gonna look around the water for chess or fish it's not cheating i designed the hud there are there isn't some rule for what the hud is it's an open world go wherever you want i have to find a chest chest chest just chest i'm being playing a little risky here that might be my last piece of food i don't know what any of these other things are okay okay come on man yes yes i'm the greatest [Music] maybe i didn't eat i clicked eat he literally didn't eat [Music] look in inventory i was wondering why i was still there i clicked eat what happened hold on move the hood oh [ __ ] it said the thing cause i was at full hearts that is so dumb that's super dumb i mean i guess i didn't eat but that's super dumb and the only reason i didn't know that i hadn't eaten food is because of the custom hud okay now i know where the chest is i go get it the doubters win by a technicality gee if only you followed the rules it would count shane smile because i couldn't see what was happening hold on where's the nearest auto save it's me coming out of here no i died oh wait i still get yeah i get one chance right oh yeah i get the two lives so it's fine it still counts i did it i forgot i uh i get two shots of that right i can break the nerf wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on the question is did i say okay okay the question is did i say the word like from the time that i didn't eat food until the time i got the chest we gotta re-watch the vod because technically i broke the rules by not eating like right over there and if i said like before i got the orb that would have been the second rule break and i would i would have lost okay we gotta watch the mod we gotta watch the vod you can't go five minutes without saying the word like yeah but it was only two seconds dude this is huge i did successfully do it as long as i did not say the word like [Music] this is now okay this is before okay this is this is [Music] okay okay this is when i am about to eat okay it's not cheating i designed the hud there are there isn't some rule for what the hud is it's an open world go wherever you want i have to find a chest chest chest chest chest 25 speed 50 speed okay i'm being playing a little risky here [Music] wait no it's when the timer hits three minutes we'll just say these other things are okay this is the point do i say the word like between now i'm getting the orb no words yet great job me great job past me i knew what i was doing i was thinking maybe i'm being recorded maybe this all come back to haunt me i shouldn't say anything [Music] why are you looking around hurry up okay i said okay come on man come on man no like [Music] the spirit orb menu has to pop up on screen yes yes yes i'm the greatest i didn't say like i [ __ ] did it that's a victory that's a victory for the believers let's go dude oh [ __ ] i didn't eat i clicked [Music] great day to be a believer oh [Music] and look at those beautiful pants i'm saving [Music] that's orb number two yeah there's a zorro chilling over there hey it's a good day to be a believer god the doubters thought they had me with the eating but i forgot i get to break the nerf one time i hate to be the bearer of bad news but you look like you haven't eaten in three minutes fine yeah that's number two all right um i'm gonna call it there uh this this zone is taking so outrageously long because everything is in the water and everything is just restricting the visuals so we're gonna have to come back to the hell zone of you know what i bet you there's a shitload of of chests down the bottom half of this map all i've done is hang out in the lake and it's been a nightmare it's just octa rocks and water terrible terrible map uh but next time uh we'll we'll finish off lake helia in the next stream and i will explore all this what is with the map why is it gerrymandered like this anyway i didn't come here to watch you be a [ __ ] coward i'm not i'm not saying i'm quitting i'm saying i'm done for today because i have worked i got to do yes we win pogues i got to finalize all that stuff i was talking about at the beginning of stream i got to finalize that um and then i'm traveling tomorrow so i'm gone for three days which is why this wasn't even nine hours dude i really wanted to finish one zone but this zone is going on so long this has been insane but we'll do it next time i um i'm excited to move on to a land-based zone for the future this wasn't 38 hour stream rigged hey it wasn't but get hyped for laundry day i will probably actually do that it sounds great traveling can we know where nope but it's to a friend's wedding [Music] if so if we do laundry day i need to have enough notice that we can make merch sell merch that everybody can join laundry day um [Music] would it just be however long it takes to do one load of laundry we heard you're now holding a money laundering date no close you're halfway there it would just be like an hour and a half however long it takes to do the load right no we do multiple loads so it'll be like three hours we'll do a few loads we'll do like a normal load and then like all this the whole point of laundry day is we have to do laundry for all the things that you like mean to do laundry for more often but you don't you know like hand towels and like your sheets or whatever so if you could just laugh and pretend i said something funny thanks dog man yeah i got you oh or not i guess the applause button is broken [Music] sell merch get it dirty and then do the laundry that's so stupid so just like create a bunch of garbage to clean up on laundry day um you guys are like the ideas guy of of this company you know some people like to think of themselves as ideas guy you guys are definitely ideas guys a friend is getting married so he can divorce that's the dream pog i'm so jealous of him you call parks and ask if he's coming to laundry day i will i will pitch the idea to him and see if he's down i don't think he's i don't think he drinks i think a key component of this is getting really unnecessarily drunk because like there's nothing less interesting than sitting in front of a laundry machine for three or four hours uh-oh yeah that that is probably fine and i'll deal with that later maybe all right yo thanks for hanging out everybody i appreciate it um i've continued to enjoy this series a lot although today was pretty visually tedious we might need to tweak back the number of debuffs that just make it impossible to see that's that's feeling a little overwhelming thanks code appreciate the 19. [Music] yeah cherry is still here as i mentioned um i'll be posting the video with the decorations for him next week i've just been figuring out how i want to organize my channel uh in terms of posting that as well [Music] and let's get some credits in here [Music] oh that's why the applause button please i was on the wrong scene i saved right [Music] wait what thank you to all the wonderful supporters i appreciate it very much thank you thank you thank you as always actually an anxious wreck thank you for the eight months code thank you for the 19. sir benjaminus thank you buff chicks dip i saw your message by the way thank you and bearcat and foda appreciate y'all thank you thank you thank you um yeah i i really like the zelda challenge i'm excited to do more because this will theoretically be like 15 streams [Music] i'll read coney coney is playing the new i guess the beta for the new um what is it warner brothers who makes multiverses [Music] it's a new like smash bros type game but with the warner brothers characters so people like shaggy and batman and a bunch of other crazy stuff uh coney if you're not familiar with him really involved in the smash bros scene but cody's awesome he is like really great i really recommend checking out his channel uh he was um joined in the pokemon tournament we're doing that we did uh what is it like a month ago coney's great so anyway go check them out um especially if you like smash bros stuff he'll be great for checking out this new game um have the credits looped yet [Music] ultra instinct shaggy is literally part of the game it's crazy i think that's yeah he seems to be playing shaggy mostly all right that's right i won't stream this weekend because i'll be gone probably tuesday will be the next stream so i'll see y'all then bye everybody [Music] |
ladies and gentlemen today I want to talk to you about how to lose 1 billion dollars no that's not clickbait in the last video if you remember I showed you guys how this guy right here made 207 million dollars by running a Ponzi scheme and I asked you what would happen if that guy was a little more clever a little more polished was a little bit smoother well today we find out welcome to season [Music] [Music] guys future that is a weird crossbreed between a social network a multi-level marketing scheme as well as a Ponzi scheme now it was extremely convoluted and the first thing I want you guys to understand is that overcomplicating a Ponzi scheme is part of what makes it successful because in order to successfully fool people you have to make it hard for them to understand what you're really doing like have you ever wondered if you've ever been involved in a multi-level marketing scheme why everything is so complicated why it's all so convoluted why the downline reward structure is so strange it's because if you guys understood it you would know to run away a successful scam is never easy to understand and just sort of penetrate the veil it's always overly complicated and future net has that down basic-level member $10 is gold $50 exclusive $100 sapphire $500 I know this is probably pretty complicated and I do want you guys to understand it to understand why this is a scam so in essence this is running the same scam that trafficmonsoon was running which is selling ad packs now if you don't know what ad packs are it's something that is acknowledged by the SEC to be a scam essentially if they tell you that you're going to be clicking on ten ads a day and if you buy these ad packs for like $50 in a period of months you will share in the revenue of the site and make more money back than you put in by watching ten advertisements daily you participate in enterprises general turnover and profit after watching 10 ads during subsequent 24 hours every 15 minutes you will receive your part of income to your online account so you put in a $50 you click on 10 ads a day you make 55 or 60 dollars back that was the main draw of future net and why so many people joined they thought this is easy money where it becomes a ponzi though is that those advertising dollars that future Nets kept saying they had just were never there they were always paying people with money that was put in by other adpack users and the problem is is when you're making money you always want to put more money back in which is why I call this Ponzi's can be a lure of this Ponzi scheme the invisible money trap because what happens is they disguise it by paying you right so initially everybody's winning that's why these things blow up to be so big because the bait is so good you are making money at the beginning you know you make the money you put money back in you make money you put money back in and that's always how it starts and it always seems so beautiful wonderful and there's an incredible amount of optimism with these things especially name the beginning because everyone's just excited everyone's make money at the start of it and you can see that in their promos and their events are lavished they're insane they're crazy and they can afford such wild events because they're making so much money and most of the people they're paying out to are just going and reinvesting that same money back into the site that's why the bait of Ponzi schemes is so good now we're gonna talk a lot about victims in the next episode of this show but for now I just want to show you one story to explain exactly how this trap works the invisible money trap I have this chat with a victim pulled up in front of me where he's from a poor country I'm gonna be blocking his name and he says I lost ninety five hundred dollars how can I get back my money he doesn't speak English very well actually a lot of the victims of these scams are overseas but he says I how can I get back my money and I asked him you know how he lost so much money well it comes out that he took out a bank loan for this and is now stuck basically trying to pay back ten thousand dollars of a bank loan and I asked him why did you put in ten thousand dollars and here was his response he says he went in after his friend invested and the person was making money for six months no problem with the company all was good then he made his first transaction he's skeptical he only puts in $1,000 that was good so he's making money from the site and you can just feel that skepticism died away the excitement builds up they're throwing all these lavish events the two inventors who are Polish guys they look clean-cut right their names are Stefan Morgenstern and Roman Zeeman and the way they talk they're so charismatic they're so they're so charming and so this guy eventually he goes okay well I'm making money from my thousand dollars let's go all-in so he takes out that bank loan and ultimately well the thing went belly up and that's what you find a lot is people from foreign countries going into debt for what they think is going to be their golden ticket out of their poverty which makes it so sad because actually it becomes a way to keep poor people poor right because they can never rise the middle class if you're constantly scamming them with these things that are costing them thousands of dollars but I don't want to get ahead of myself I don't want to get too much into the victim stories because that's gonna be for another episode for now we're talking about the architecture of a great Ponzi scheme and I say great only in terms of its success not in terms of the ethics obviously this is incredibly unethical I hope the people who started this go to prison but I think it's important to focus on what made this so successful because when you look at their events these are not small hotel rooms full of people these are arenas in their 2018 Macau ceremony the thing is like a Justin Bieber concert or something like that these guys are rock stars and they are acting like it look at this intro they're going to be transforming the future and they're going to help all of us ladies and gentlemen Romani Jim young Stefan Morgan stage I love her right off the bat it's basically transformers I mean I read seriously this is like the Autobots are about to come in here this is a little bit of a fortnight you think before fort and I'd ever thought to do the wormhole by the way I'm not sure if that was a laugh from like the Roman and Stefan or if the person who ripped this on to YouTube laughed while they saw that because that wasn't me for the record some of that's like Star Wars Planet of the Apes soundtrack going on there [Music] I've just got to say that that's how to make a hell of an entrance and the thing is that's not even unique these people had a whole cult following they even had music videos made about them [Music] fusion and they we're changing people's laugh phone back seriously as we show the world what's going on at a tight future net felt like a rocket ship for people and it was constantly rolling out new initiatives in order to propel that optimism because even as advertisers weren't coming into the site like people were told they were future net was busy launching new products like futuro a crypto coin that ultimately took a nosedive along with the company they were launching things like an AR video game to collect said cryptocurrency use everything you had to fight with your opponent but remember they are extremely dangerous and will fight back they were running a foundation when they said they were helping humanity and it was easy to get swept away in all of this and forget to think about the core business model and how this thing would last forever not to mention the celebrity endorsements they got were pretty spectacular they sponsored a Red Bull Racing team they sponsored the Pope actually scratched that part they lied about getting sponsored by the Pope they photoshopped their picture of their company onto a Lamborghini that the Pope was supposedly signing and ultimately auctioning off Roman and Stefan were the rulers of their own little world for a small time but all good things must come to an end and when they do what happens what happened to Stefan Roman and what happened to the millions of people who were invested in future net because at its peak future net had 3 million users which if you assume that only a third of them were invested and you assume that well maybe they were invested at about the same level that trafficmonsoon got people in at this company was making aliens and this is verified actually by the direct selling industry who said that at its height they were making over a billion dollars a year in revenue this company checked all the boxes in terms of preying on people's greed preying on people's desperation preying on people's willingness to believe in lavish lifestyle presentations like this and when things come crashing down when this illusion finally drops things are about to get ugly [Music] [Music] [Music] Sakura [Music] |
[Music] yo wait I got to come for the title the Chinese Lottery boom is [Music] insane um hello isaki P Beetle nutria Vinnie CIA barley T TMC Canon putt Rosie Vos stga Toops Mr window full Shut up I didn't do that I blame the editors my beard is not looking fuzzy there there's no fuzz in it at [Music] all [Music] [Music] one two it's your boy cap rain fuz beard no no no no no incorrect not true wouldn't say it it's Jam thank you for the 25 months tour two Fried Chicken thank you for the um 30 months wow making that 25 uh it's a shame how do I get unbanned from the Discord I'm a funny person if you're banned from the Discord I guarantee you're not as funny as you think I guarantee some of your jokes don't land as well as you expect that is what fun people I do think comedians are often yelling about how they're funny people uh Hey truck I have a German exam in three hours my hopes and dreams depend on it I'm stressed what are you stressed about y weener schnitzel that's not even whatever it works you you know uh you'll you'll get it just [ __ ] just run it dos autoban yeah alart is exit you'll get it it's not it can't be that hard bro uh why doesn't he do the test yeah just and if you know um if you can't remember the German word just say it in English loudly and slowly that always works for me when I'm a tourist uh I have a smoking weed exam and I'm going to ace it it at least somebody here set up for Success at least somebody here has been doing the work okay putting in the effort finally God damn I feel like you guys are slacking we finish this one bite all one more bite role model Amen brother amen how are you doing wait a no I'm not doing coke five minutes into the stream or anytime in the Stream specifically not five minutes um welcome back don't call me that how is the chair spinning if he's not there do you are you serious do you not understand how if I get up you know that's that you think that's a ghost momentum it's not magic it's not certainly not spooky certainly not something you've never seen before and can't possibly comprehend wait I have to make this title um why is China buying so many lottery tickets is that that seems fine uh I don't know man you tell [Music] me I that feels fine this feels fine uh um why why is try to buy lottery tickets that seems fine that's that [ __ ] [ __ ] that's fine I'll figure it out later uh if it doesn't work I'll just change [Music] it great three videos in a row three days three videos that's what I'm talking about all right um we're three out of three and I was in [ __ ] copen Sagan hey atrio should I leave stream to watch the Youtube video no you should have six monitors going five of them playing the YouTube video full retention full watch time main monitor stream Max sized hooked up to your bank account constantly buying subscriptions that's what I would suggest um hey truck should you play batro tonight I got the game when you played it and got addicted I will probably never never play batro again unless there's a big patch I devoured it in 40 hours and have no longer any need to play it but I'm glad that you are enjoying it um uh aoy big Captain fuzz congrats on the three out of three I dare you to go for four okay I will fine yeah happily uh I think we have a video for tomorrow and if not I'll just fire quack all right and that'll be a video the video will be me in a call with quack firing him and then I will upload that um can you help me with my chemical M muted Genesis lab report yeah easily why even ask of course um tell me what it's on and I will happily give you everything you need to know what's the give me the long and short of it okay what's the prompt isra can you give me a hint for today Wordle penis try penis um hey I'm sorry hey twitch streamer name I really enjoy your Twitch content especially your mention something specific a game they play or their commentary style let's connect on LinkedIn I'd love to network with a fellow creators and potentially collaborate on some awesome projects best your name see that's what I'm talking about finally a real streamer to chat interaction finally I feel like I'm getting some authentic back and forth you guys come in here with all your [ __ ] Yap your fuzz beard and non this guy's a real this guy cares about the content he actually wants to connect um and I appreciate it I feel like I'm finally seeing some some something real um I fired my editor and then hired him back for a lower wage not clickbait police called who's calling the police in that situation it's not clickbait right um I start my worldle with penis every day and today I got it in two all right well then I can do it easily if penis is is a good wh whle I haven't done the whle in a minute because the whle is kind of like it's almost too plebeian for me do you know what I'm saying Wordle is like smoking weed after I've got addicted to hard drugs I if I'm already doing fent I don't need whle anymore do you understand I'm on connections I'm on the mini I'm on time guesser I'm on I didn't do the world yesterday I don't do I haven't done World in [ __ ] gazillion years um but you know in the interest of this I'll check it out Wordle Wordle so we'll start with penis obviously okay so it's ponis that would make sense porit poric P pic that's not a word pommer um p poit poid po poic Paul is Paia well we know that it starts with a p and that is prain PR pril we're getting there guys we're getting there we're on we're on insane Pace shut up for a second um prawns would not make sense because it's too many letters and doesn't have an i p Panic damn it it has an A but not there all right AI plane plane nope there's no n Play plaid I'm a what how could it not be plaid God how could it not be pla oh I did put an n in the same spot all right player plat PL PL plow PL Plame play PL ples plays plague PL PL plag PL plate play what what word is this plate player PLO plow what word is this think Brandon think become something of a lexic connoisseur and choose among the words that dance in your brain it is plate I guess wow okay cool [Music] um POG Cham it's European for braided hair um cringe right we could on that cringe uh Europeans shouldn't have their own words is that crazy to say is that too far they shouldn't be allowed to have anything at this point it should be American Lan words only they could have um KFC combo that's a word they can have if they take for month I don't think they should be having words that like we don't use um yo where'd you get that sweater I actually you're not going to believe me I shouldn't even answer you're not even gonna believe me so stupid I knitted this myself um and you're gonna think I'm doing a bit but I'm not I literally I took the time I got the thread I got a sewing machine I I sat down and I literally I knitted it stitch by Stitch myself and so um yeah it was a f it was like it was a real passion project um such skill oh thanks literally not even knitted well that's see again I don't I don't mean to push back too hard but this it was knitted every Stitch with love and I think when it's when when the sing is so fine you can't see it what does the text say oh the Japanese text oh this Japanese text are you saying that I wouldn't know what the Katakana say here h it says Arigato for playing the greatest video game Super Smash Brothers Melee of all time little num fact so kind of weird that you push me [ __ ] he [Laughter] knows why was arato written as Arigato yeah you'd think when I'm translating it I would say it says thank you but but in fact it no I actually wrote in quotes Arigato in yeah yeah it's pretty [ __ ] impressive let's stop talking about it so much let's stop talking about it so much because I feel like you guys are getting hung up on what I wrote and what I didn't write and what I knitted and what I didn't knit um what is this a truck this is a loaded question all right hit me with the questions we're in the Yap cast portion of the day all right one hour i' never Yap longer than that but one hour of just good oldfashioned back and forth chat interaction yapping I have a brand new game I want to try today ideally um this is a loaded question but I want to Chase my dream of running a train and board business for dogs this is some sort of CrossCountry Orient Express type train or are you talking about literally training them caring for and training dogs is my greatest gift but I don't know where to start as far as learning not that I'm saying your business idea is bad but wouldn't it be kind of cooler if you did like a murder on the orian express you know how people can pay to have like a murder mystery night like you go to one of those fancy dinners and then someone gets fake killed and then you solve it what if it was like that but for dogs so your dog could like have like a two- day or threed Day murder mystery experience where they have to solve it and like you hide little Clues uh yeah Glass Onion style it feels like first of all I don't know if you know this but people spend a lot of [ __ ] money on their dogs especially rich people Rich yuppies um you know coastal city grab them they'll pay a ton you tell them they can do Escape Room Theater for their dogs they'll they'll spin through the nose you tell them that it promotes brain development or something like you no I'm not describing myself I no I said somebody who loves their dog is fairly well off and lives in a coastal city like LA or I'm not describing myself okay if I were describe myself I would say like a almost like a coal miner really like a [ __ ] salt of the earth grussler um putting in the effort a blue collar not even I almost feel like blue doesn't do it justice when you're talking about streaming Blue Collar almost like lets it off the hook you know what I'm saying Blue Collar is relatively easy we almost need a new collar color for streaming that's makes it even harder um a purple collar yeah yeah if anything I'm part of the purple collar and that yeah the purple collar the purple collar jobs dude the hardest jobs there are anyway sorry for answering your question extremely stupidly risher I think that I what is my advice to you obviously starting a business will be very difficult um just full stop no matter what it is it's going to be difficult running a sole proprietorship adds a lot of um stress and uh logistical difficulties to your life uh if if you have never worked in a train and board business for dogs I would be a little worried I think my best advice even if it isn't the highest paying option shortterm would possibly be to work at one of these businesses and get a better idea of what the costs are how it's run like keep a close eye um you know really make sure you feel like you can do this before you take out a big loan or something and start running a business that that is going to be um challenging one of the most challenging things you can do that being said if it is your passion and your greatest gift you know I I wouldn't give up on that dream I would just give yourself the best odds to succeed is what I would say um yeah that's what I would say um yeah and make sure you're you're giving yourself all of the you know in business you would call it Tailwinds you know if you're in a boat with sails um no matter how good your your piloting is or your rowing is what you really want is Tailwinds you want things that are just blowing in your direction to make it easier and that's things like being in a good area for this where you can charge a good amount for what you're doing um yeah you know things like that uh finding a good spot where your rent cost are astronomical all that stuff you're looking for things that uh are helping you out so yeah that's what I would do brother but uh godp speed good luck and let us know how it goes uh if you set up in La I'm sure AR and I will frequent um Ramer do you think you could train the next airbud now there's a good marketing idea okay if you open up a dog training business and then one of your dogs graduates and plays in the NBA that's that's like the greatest uh endorsement you can get everyone will be talking about the new airbud who just [ __ ] dunked on LeBron and they'll be coming to your place without a doubt I like to think airbud trained us speak to that what does that possibly mean what is that what is that possibly who to love he Tau us to believe right that is really powerful stuff you guys know how to you guys really know how to do some wise words uh what games are we playing nowadays I'm playing the game where if you try to force me into playing a game early during the yapc I ban you that's like a fun game that I'm playing I have a new game for today that I'm gonna try um that is a new game I have a brand new game I think this game could be fun I think it could be inter I think it could be great uh but I'll do it in a bit did you see silk song was rated in Korea it might finally be happening you sound [Laughter] insane as if the rollout strategy is uh step one get raid in Korea that'll let them know this is this is this is ridiculous um you know what'll know when it's releasing when they give us a date that it's releasing that that's when it'll be happening when they say hey we have finished the game and it's releasing on this day I I've no long I can't be buying into this [ __ ] I'm I'm already I'm too you know it's like I just got out of Alcoholics Anonymous and you're like dude check out this [ __ ] tasty schnaps I just don't want to hear it I don't I don't want to get sucked back into hoping um you know I was on this stream over a year and a half ago during the papon when they live during the papon announced that it was going to be happening within the year and then it didn't happen it just didn't happen so I I you know they they've already broken a promise I will believe that game is real when I buy it I believe that game is real when I [ __ ] beat it dude I think halfway through they might tell me it's still in development and just stops I think they mentioned the sequel to Silk song the sequel to Silk song you're already getting excited for silk song too you're out there with a GTA 7 poster on your wall yeah I that's good that's a good that's that's smart because then you don't even you feel more confident um in waiting it's not that you know it's really annoying to wait for silk song but it's not that crazy to wait for silk song too you can't rush them on that it's not even you know that feels that feels fine to wait WEN TV thank you for the 12 months one year damn one year of glizzies is a lot of sodium aware what a stupid message what is stupid message you're worried you're worried about all the sodium from one year of glizzies you just watched my stream for a year that doesn't didn't consume too many glizzies and you certainly aren't in a dangerous Health Zone I promise you that I promise you that hey truck I'm about to gamble I'm so excited I'm literally shaking right now why gamble when you could no that's the best thing to do you're right gamble never mind there's nothing better in life I was going to say do something like have a fulfilling life or career or relationships but there really is nothing that tops gambling so um I what what's crazy to me chat what really shocks me what really Butters my biscuits is that somehow Society invented a way to get free money and have fun while doing it and we demonize it isn't that weird like gambling is just it exists you can go out there you can get free money and it's fun and somehow we make it seem like a bad thing you get free drinks you get free money everyone respects you I don't know it's just odd doesn't really strike you as odd oh I wanted to talk to you guys about gambling actually wait I have to talk to you about gambling this is a I have to have a a serious discussion with chat um this is this is interesting okay there's a website I shouldn't even say it yet I'm not even gonna say the website okay there's a website where you can um predict things like whether or not Tik Tock gets banned or whatever and they reached out to me about a deal and I told them no all right that's what I said obviously I said no um but then while I was with Aiden uh we were kind of just shooting the [ __ ] and I did think it would be really funny if we did a stream where chat spent $10,000 to predict the future and then I go back in 6 months and see if they got any of them right but I don't want to put up my own $10,000 so I'm wondering if I reach back out to them and I just take their money and put it all towards chat and then I'll take all the profits from the video maybe we give it to a gambling addiction thing or something like I don't want to make any money off it but I do think the idea is really funny and it wouldn't you know I would just be using their money I here's what I'm thinking I'll do here's what I'm thinking I'll do and I want this is what I want your honest opinion is if I first of all take all the profits from the video and put it to charity and then if I ask them or basically I demand I say I will only take the sponsorship deal if I'm allowed to give like a speech like at the beginning or end where I basically say you know how this company makes money and the r like a PSA I feel like they won't renew afterwards and then that's fine I don't know it's a tough call for me but I want to put it out there because I think the video would be fire I think the video would actually bang and be funny and I just can't put up $10,000 I just can't also if I do it actually if I do it organically it's almost more likely to promote um so I'll see I'll see uh it's still an ad for a gambling site yeah it is that's the thing it is that's true uh it is I mean it's just twitch I mean but here's the thing is if for example I did a stream where chat picks stocks you know what I'm saying and then we check if those did well in six months it's literally the same thing it's it it is literally the exact amount of gambling people are almost more likely to lose money after that stream uh so I just want to make sure you understand that it is it is literally as ethical as that uh if not you know so I I guess I I I just don't feel too uncomfortable with it um and Aiden seemed pretty hyped on it uh take Aiden's money well Aiden actually took my money uh it isn't the same thing you're pring a specific platform with trading shares wait specific platform with trading shares no but the the reason I am afraid to promote it is that people will um try it and lose money I am not worried about the percent cut that the website gets that's not the I don't think I don't think you understand the unth problem the problem with promoting stocks for example is that people picking stocks will lose on average and so they see a stock picking thing and go oh I can go pick the winners and then they try to it and they lose money that's how Wall Street bets Works um jump in a cold River 10 times to make your money back he's not GNA pay me 800 bucks a time um just bu the same stocks as Pelosi you can't fail the problem with that is i' I mean it has actually worked in some periods of time but by the time Pelosi discloses her stock trades most of the move is already happened that's the [ __ ] part is that she doesn't disclose it instantly when she makes the trade so she'll buy it then you know a bill will pass and then there's a big move and then by then she even could be out of the position and you don't know um isn't it just as hard to lose as it is to win in the stock market that is patently false that is patently false I don't know who T it is not a 5050 bro it's not like stock goes up stock goes down flip a coin it is like you are a retail Trader trading against [ __ ] high frequency alos and full-time stock Brokers and you almost guaranteed lose in the long run uh and people that are openly insider trading I mean you know all of the big moves and stocks have been preceded by these weird massive bets right before they happen um you hear about Taiwan Quake yeah yeah dude there was a big [ __ ] earthquake in Taiwan that has knocked tsmc the biggest chip maker in the world out of commission possibly for months uh we may have another chip shortage um it's it's wild I mean this I again I I don't know how quickly I don't know how much backlog they had I don't know but based on the fact they were operating at full capacity and everyone was demanding every minute of their Foundry time and earthquake has definitely put it out of commission there's going to be some KnockOn effects um why is it barely affected stock price the same way that Boeing having planes doors rip off barely affected the stock price it it's when you have sort of a dominant Monopoly position um it doesn't affect your sales you know there's like it's tough to it's tough to there's not a competition that's going to eat up your lost Market you don't you don't can't lose market share um um they're back to 85% yeah I would assume they're I assume they're mostly back but the thing is uh even a small disruption can have Ripple effects when they are using every single minute like the demand is so high like somebody who had an order at TSM is getting screwed apple or Nvidia or some like all you know they're they're they're buying it um Jagger luer thank you for the [ __ ] five gifted much [Music] appreciated appre yesterday a lot of engineering friends D were all hand on Deck yeah that would make sense um you have a lot of engineering friends at tsmc do you live in Taiwan uh have you seen the lowering of housing costs the Houston mayor was talking about I I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what the Houston mayor was talking about nor do I know the lowering of hous ring costs um you have to explain more has everyone ever got a gifted yes do you mean ever has anyone ever gotten a gifted yes people have when someone gifts five five people got gifted it's not it's not a conspiracy by twitch they don't make up fake accounts to give it no that doesn't that doesn't track you guys are saying noers but you know it's yers okay you guys know that it's yers and you're saying Hazard MTG thank you for the 10 gifted here's an example Zeo Zeo please speak up you got it gifted interfere on one 2 three please speak up you got it gifted outside Concepts one of you guys have to say something battler Sky Point Q q22 I'm Dar Flubber nut live forever in rimo one of you has to say a word none of you are saying please speak up if your username is Rambo or live forever or Flubber nuts or Zeo say I'm going to check chat history Zeo you have three chat his Zeo Zeo has three messages in my chat he hasn't spoken since 2021 Zeo I know you're in here watching speak up you haven't said anything since 2021 interfer on say something um you are also in here say something your last message was oh my God Christ is here from a week ago outside Concepts you are going to say something I'm sure I'm sure you're nope you haven't spoken since marketing Monday I'm not leaving till somebody that got this gifted speaks up uh battler say something Sky Point say something Q q22 wait wait q22 you can say something you have been you are here you have spoken in this chat just not since you got subbed Q you say something oh my God I'm gonna lose my mind I'm looking through all these chat histories uh live forever 99 say a word Remo all right Ze I'm back I'm gonna lose my mind Q q22 you are in this chat you just said YouTube skip 12 minutes at the start of stream q22 just say a [ __ ] word just say a word uh no it's qore q22 you're in here I'mma Q yeah you're in here bro speak up speak up dude I'm losing it I'm losing my mind oh I already lost I lost the who got gifted all right we're [ __ ] uh QQ 22 just say a [ __ ] word bro I'll VIP you I promise you I'll VIP you if you just [ __ ] say anything literally anything just so people know that the gift dude I for I lost all the gifters I lost the [ __ ] who got gifted I can only now I only remember q22 uh zzip okay here we go mother four insane fondue mm Lane one of you is gonna speak one of you is gonna speak insane fondue you're here mm Lane you're here speak octopus tuxedo you guys are actually choosing not to speak actually getting pissed off I can see that you were chatting before speak speak up say a word y c2k you are y c y c2k speak up I need one of you to speak bro I need literally one of you to speak uh young purple you're the one you said pre yesterday dude it's crazy you are in the viewing list there is no shot you're not seeing this what I cannot believe that you are not talking coridan coridan cor and Corin no last thing you said was copium and that was also yesterday the cook who cooks you asked a question no no you didn't oh wait wait wait wait wait no no no Bren 52 you said Banger on January 31st dude how many of the chat is [ __ ] lurkers for weeks uh arklite you gifted five Subs one of you one of you will speak come on now come on now come on now dude this is [ __ ] ridiculous febs in febon you haven't said a word yet febon please febon wake up say something ridiculous one ridiculous one you got a gifted 210 was the last time you spoke salty ocean you last spoke yesterday salty ocean 7 you last spoke yesterday you said that's my cow if I am truly your cow speak up speak up if that's your cow speak up dude you are you've been sub before you've been following since 2021 you have hundreds of messages just speak up right now night 095 um night 095 you haven't spoken in a while you said I live in China Singa is [ __ ] delicious and everyone drinks it and I don't even care if it's piss that's about the the guy that pissed in the sow [Laughter] beer that's incredible that's incredible that's incredible you don't care someone could literally piss in your beer and you don't care and I'm glad you like that how about you tell us more about that sow or night 095 uh all right Jesse uh hit streak thank you for the [ __ ] gifties this person hasn't spoken since February 1st Remy you you you spoke today Remy say one more word Remy Remy 14500 you spoke an hour ago not less than an hour ago you spoke 20 minutes ago and said moo Remy all I need is for you to say one word you're vipd he said what he said what conf yes and that's how it's proof they're real chat every one of these Chatters that gets a sub is real Remy 14500 let's give you a VIP for your longtime support uh VIP Remy 14500 and then a quick uh timeout for seven days for taking so [ __ ] long to respond to my message see you in hell Remy uh H his one real chatter is timed out wow I can't believe that took so long that's crazy say some words all right Jesus Christ too many [ __ ] lurkers dude you know what lurkers are is there leeches they're farming off of the content without contributing if you're not jumping in here to say Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy so I can go stop saying Gizzy then you're not you're not part of the symbiosis do you know what I'm saying you have to contribute it's a [ __ ] it's a collective project uh stop saying Gizzy bro what see now that's a clip that feeds back into the machine um yeah anyway what else is up come on what's going on what's what's what's happening in the world this is the Yap cast dude a good oldfashioned Yap this is where we we get back and forth like what what what is something you want to talk about hey big a I need some advice from you I have a 40 page paper about traffic due on Wednesday and I can either spend the next six days doing nothing and then rush to finish it or start now more realistically you will use chat GPT and then you will tweak some small parts of it especially in the intro and you will convince yourself that really use the chat gbt just to give you ideas and really it's mostly your work and you'll convince yourself of it's so hard that you'll be able to tell it to your teacher authentically that you feel like you really did the work now obviously you didn't and they know that and you don't know that because you've lied to yourself you've lied to yourself so much that you've contributed uh but it really wasn't your work uh hey big is there a food you hate you trying to get me you trying to trying to get [ __ ] chat up in arms dude talking about food is the most serious thing you can do on Twitch I could talk about [ __ ] uh uh I don't know Wars famines disease disaster and everyone will be like nodding along but if I talk about pineapple on pizza or some [ __ ] everyone [ __ ] jumps in up in arms food is the last thing people can be truly divisive on um so let me see what's a food that I hate a food that I hate a food that I hate well honestly I mean this is actually not very controversial unless you're [ __ ] from Denmark I hate licorice of all kinds not even just black licorice I I ate red Licor I ate [ __ ] Twizzlers I think licorice is [ __ ] gross oh you dumb ass this is all caps this dude knocked his drink down hit the caps lock button [ __ ] sat up in his chair this is probably one of the guys that got sub that was dead silent for a month straight but then I mentioned Licorice and now he's [ __ ] heated oh you dumbass now I'm pissed um yeah sorry I said it I and I meant it and I stay demented I'll throw a stroller at you with a baby in it hey big I'm recently struggling to decide whether I should stay with my anthropology major which has like dude I can't stop stop spamming I can't because it keeps pushing up the message so I can't hit the right one uh Hey Big A I'm really struggling to decide whether or not I should stay with my anthropology you guys it looks like you're just laughing at this guy it looks like you guys are just [ __ ] roaring with laughter at this guy's serious problem which is not fair is not fair to Jacob fridge uh anthropology major 10% odds or going into Insurance where I can make good money with my mom with your mom you and your mom GNA commit insurance fraud are you going to have her walk up to a building and sell them fire insurance and then you [ __ ] torch the place is this all part of your [ __ ] scheme do you have like a [ __ ] matchick women type beat um it's a nepo hire she she owns all State your mom owns All State Insurance and you're going to be the new it's in your hands guy yeah listen realistically I gotta be honest with you I just saw a very interesting um chart that maybe is relevant to this discussion um the US college majors with highest unemployment rates how about this Let's see we got number one art history 62% under so this is the unemployment rate this is no job at all this is underemployment which means a job that probably didn't require your degree hypothetically for example if you worked at Starbucks after the degree you wouldn't be using your art history degree this is underemployment um art history liberal arts Fine Arts uh Aerospace High Unemployment uh low underemployment what this probably means is that there is very few firms in a like it's all Boeing and uh you know a couple other places [ __ ] this means it's probably very few uh corporations you can work for and so you if you get a job there you're good um but probably not uh history pretty high underemployment English language mass media physics so again I don't see uh your specific major on there but I can imagine it falls in these type of buckets um which are tougher to get a job in right now specifically if you want to work in that field um so you know worth noting that being said I mean it's tough it's tough to ask someone to to turn against the tide of society to me it's a little sad that we are like you the number of people that are abandoning these majors in droves is very high like history in some schools is like they're not even having enough people to to do a full program anymore because people are you know making the rational choice of trying to move into areas that can get them more guaranteed income but it kind of sucks that college is just becoming like um I don't know like a certificate program for employment it's like it there's not uh the idea of a place for Higher Learning or study is is sort of being um shuffled away which is not cool that being said I can tell you that's bad and shake my fist at it but you still have to eat and so you know you taking a noble stand is not necessarily cool I don't know I listen brother if you want me to tell you what honestly has better odds of making money being a nepo baby in insurance sounds like it has way more profit potential than like striking it out on your own in anthropology I I just want to be real I want to be real that you will make more money probably uh with a with a connection in a established industry but if you're gonna you know [ __ ] and Minecraft having to do it then it's not worth it so I don't know it's tough to give you a straight answer bro it really depends on your how you fall in that spectrum of like how much you want stability and money versus how willing you are to uh sacrifice some of that to chase what you like um what are your thoughts on baths versus showers now finally a real question uh I am a shower man through and through kind of a boring answer never really [ __ ] with Baths on a on a on the Reel um but I can't say that I've ever tried the way they talk about baths you know what I'm saying the idea of a bath where I'm like I set aside a chunk of time uh I relax in the bath I put some essential oils in there I've never done that in my life like not once so I don't know I don't know that I've ever tried uh like a quote unquote girl bath you know the one that like is supposed to really rejuvenate you um you're going to sit in a pool full of water that touched your dirty butt I know people have bathed for a very long time I don't think that baths are some sort of I don't know how unclean your asses are I have a bedet my ass is fine dude if I get in the [ __ ] bath I it's fine dude I I'm not worried that it's going to start filling up with sewage all right I I feel very fine uh getting in a bath I but I just a shower is quicker and easier that's why I like showers and for me the most relaxing thing to do would be like I don't know uh sit on the couch and [ __ ] watch a dumb movie or read and I can't really do those things in the bath I guess you could right but it seems difficult um what's a sport you wouldn't let your kid play League of Legends I would let my kid play football without a helmet for 12 years rather than one [ __ ] solo qu game and that's on God uh that's on God also here here's a controversial take I have oh this is GNA [ __ ] rattle some brains here's my controversial take chess is just a game and in fact if you are someone who is addicted to chess you are not building your brain to become an overall smarter person you're just getting better at chess like you are playing another game uh it doesn't make you smart if someone is like studying for 8 hours a day and someone is playing chess for 8 hours they're not both getting smart one of them is just [ __ ] grinding chess it is as much of a waste of time as it's I mean it's fine it's fun you know maybe you get some spatial reasoning but it's not like um I think this is I think chess has like marketed itself well I think because of like how in the old days like kings would play it and stuff like it has created this air of mystery but really now now like it's just people grinding chest on their phones um and it's just like grinding any other game they they rage at it like they're playing solo que I genuinely feel like any FPS game is better for your brain okay now you're getting [ __ ] crazy this dude just wants to [ __ ] yell slurs in csgo and he's [ __ ] mad chess.com banned him for that and so he's no no dude I don't think that's I don't think playing [ __ ] Cod is is better for your brain [Music] [Music] um uh did you see that thing on Twitter where apparently people can see in different FPS I did see that I didn't look in I didn't read the article though so I don't know I don't know the Deets but yes apparently some people can see different FPS than others so you know for example the human limit would be different for different people some people can see up to 300 FPS or whatever and that's why they would need a better monitor um I do remember this from my time at Nvidia because we had a plan to find everyone that could only see 60 FPS round them up and uh send them off to training camps to get it to otherwise they're not going to they won't be able to buy our latest and greatest products um re-education yeah re-education camps um some people can't tell differ between 30 and 60 I don't I have real trouble believing this to be honest um I people say this for 60 to like uh 120 and stuff too and it's like I I think they say that at first but really when you notice it is once you've done 120 for a while or 60 for a while and then you switch back once they switch back then they notice um then they notice it's slower but when you do it at first it can be like once you're used to the other one once you're used to 30 it's like oh I don't know the difference I I don't need this I even felt this for a while on 60 where I had a 60 monitor that I liked and I'm like I don't need to upgrade like it looks fine what there's no problem it's fast and then I upgraded I didn't even notice the difference really until I tried to go back and then I was like oh my God I can never do that again um [Music] people don't notice the Motions smoothing on their TV I turn off every TV oh my God it's so distracting it's so annoying do you know what's disgusting watch Blu-ray National Treasure with motion smoothing it is the ugliest fakest looking movie you'll ever see it it looks so bad uh that movie aged it just aged so poorly like the part when they're like at the treasure at the end it looks so fake um whereas if you watch it like how it was intended it's like cinematic it looks fun you know it's like wow treasure my girlfriend's family were watching Harry Potter and that [ __ ] like a reality TV show uh speaking of that weirdly Ari and I watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of this is very millennial pilm she doesn't even like Harry Potter she doesn't even like it I kind of we watched Harry Potter in the prisoner of aaban uh yesterday yesterday and it's because I have jet lag so [ __ ] bad and I heard on Twitter that that was the best one that was by far the best one because Alfonso Quon directed it and did a good job and like gave it you know a little gravitas and so I watched it and it was fairly good yeah it was good the scene um this [ __ ] scene is fire very kill him but wait one more minute Harry has the right to know why I know why you betrayed my parents you're the reason they're dead no hary it wasn't him somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who until quite recently I belied to be dead who was it that Peter P I mean Gary Oldman [ __ ] gets into it petza pet grw um they they I mean these guys going back and forth is fire uh yeah this whole scene was really good and so I was like you know what that [ __ ] I I haven't seen these movies since they came out I don't I don't I don't remember them that well but that one was pretty good um [Music] I'm watching you on my phone and my laptop and my TV and you're looking smooth like a consistent skin care routine thank [Laughter] you not sure what to say to that um to be honest I don't have a consistent I don't have any skincare routine on God um uh so don't try to wear my skin um I do have a well actually I have a terrible sleep schedule but I'm getting a lot of sleep I I woke up at [ __ ] 3:00 a.m. today like I was [ __ ] Mark Wahlberg I woke up hella early rise and grind uh went out was doing some work at 3:00 a.m. uh and then at like I don't know 6:00 a.m. I woke Ari up and made her watch the end of prisoner of aaban with me because we we hadn't finished it and then we went to a diner we went to a diner for an early breakfast um and then I I I passed out at 2 2 p.m. I'm super jet lagged ever since getting back from Copeg I'm super jetlagged um that's Boomer [ __ ] don't act like you're not jealous oh I'm sorry I woke up early I watched a fun movie with my wife and then we went and got breakfast together oh damn oh [ __ ] I hate to be so Boomer it was awesome it was a great morning uh wake up babe we got to watch Harry Potter by the way it's Millennial [ __ ] uh if I'm watching Harry Potter literally my eight my 66y old dad your 66y old dad wakes up and watches prisoner of asaman if so he's [Laughter] based uh not having monster and rot maxing yeah I'm sorry you know what I should have done I should have woken up at [ __ ] 100 p.m. stayed in bed and scrolled [ __ ] Tik Tok for three hours then rolled out uh checked all the [ __ ] I missed for today sent apology [Laughter] felt bad about it and then what uh yeah I should have done that that would have been a much cooler way to spend my time no you're right Papa Zin scroll more vape play solo que till I feel [ __ ] go back to bed now that's living uh my friend wakes up at 4:00 misses all of their classes then goes back to sleep after doing their homework then party at 2 a.m. your friend uh wakes up at 4: so skips every class but does the homework then wakes up at 2 amm to go party this might sound crazy but like showing up at 2 a.m. feels bad that's like that feels late even at ASU do you know what I'm saying we would not saying we wouldn't stay out past two but like starting at two um like yeah you're you're showing up sober at 2: am. and then starting to get drunk that that feels crazy that that feels that's crazy to arrive why you get to finish all the drinks people left out before they crashed that is such a gremlin lifestyle you are a scavenger bird that wakes up late to show up at parties after people are already crashed out so you can drink half empty beers that is disgusting that's foul but it is economical and so I must clap for it I must respect it my God you've got a devious lifestyle but it works for you all right the money you save will add up is there any new entrepreneurs entrepreneur um is there any [Music] new cancel culture let me see if there's new ones um okay this one looks good guess how much the average bum makes a year begging $134,000 you realize most homeless people own two homes right they don't you ever been to a homeless shelter it's like a nicer Equinox do you know how ridiculous you sound oh God will you wake up hobos are gentrifying America why do you think there are so many homeless people in San Francisco it's cuz they're the only ones who can afford it they're pric it out all the bankers all the tech Giants they're the ones shopping Whole Foods they're the reason why you can't get get that reservation in noou it's people like you ignorant people like you that enable them to keep going guess how much the actually so wise actually so wise he's cooking ah that makes so much sense for San Francisco dude there's so many homeless people there and it's so expensive correlation they're the only ones that can afford it we should tax the poor more I think every dollar that you donate to a homeless person um well every $1 should just go straight to Mark Zuckerberg undoubtedly but if you give them a $ five they should like take three three out and then give that to some sort of Tech Giant uh cuz the problem is they're off the grid often and which means not a fair like for example of my income at least you know 30% goes to Jeff Bezos and that's fair because he works really hard for this stream and I feel like they get to avoid that by not having a house or staying off the grid um wait is there let's see if there's another one yeah we offer to freeze our female employees eggs I think every company should be doing this I completely agree and I think we even offered to the men with their sperm and the best part is at the end of the quarter I take the top performing male sperm and the top performing females EDG and breathe them 12 years later we'll onour that child whether it likes it or not some people think this is dumb but those it's the dumbest idea I've ever heard but those people are the dumbest [ __ ] people on Earth Joe well you're busy recruiting employees I'm growing them in my basement have fun poking around on indeed you [ __ ] knuckle Drager yeah we offered a so actually I've seen that one I saw that one it's pretty funny cuz if you go to comments and go to like newest uh there's a lot of people that actually believe it's real this dude is crazy and has no morals and I'm not talking about Joe Rog this guy can't be real this has to be satire if not he needs to be [Laughter] institutionalized uh it's very fun too dumb to understand dude is literally speaking about grow his own slaves by misusing someone's sperm and [Laughter] eggs W baby um oh unpin the message yeah facts I hate the word media literacy but damn these people need it yeah I mean um true true true true true I just don't trust that everyone in chat saying damn these people do media litery has media literacy feel like I feel like you guys have media literacy up until I don't know some [ __ ] hero you like is actually supposed to be bad and then you're like no I don't get it um [Music] um actually forget about media literacy what about literacy I don't know if you guys can read I'm not even I'm not even sure you guys can read That's that let's start with that before we worry about whether or not we can discern the messages from a [ __ ] piece of media so we can figure out what Batman stands for uh let's see if we can read the cover whole word reading baby what's the point of reading when I can listen ew what's the point of listening when you can watch passively right in a corner ideally sound off your music on subtitles that you are kind of skimming I learn to read my spamming the be movie script in chat rooms how does that teach you how to read you just you're copying and pasting what what would what would what would be the challenge that you would overcome to to learn um you just copy the words you need you only speak in words that are from the be movie script but you just cut them and paste them out of the script like a hodgepodge to put together your sentences [Music] um hey man I just smoked and I gotta say I'm liking your energy tonight are you hitting on me are you and your girlfriend trying to get a thropple going did you come over here I don't I'm not I don't want to talk to you guys I'm not you're you're g i you're you're coming on too strong uh yeah we noticed you from across the room we liked your energy uh lots of yapping today yep yeah you got a problem definite TV do you have a problem yes I'm openly saying it now all right some people like the yapping and now I'm just appealing to them okay that's the [ __ ] story of it I'm I hate anti- yappers bro I actually hate them because they don't understand the core of twitch the [ __ ] iron Center the the the [ __ ] Tootsie Pop of twitch is the yapping all right a good Yap is what makes a good stream and there is nothing else than a good Yap it is the [ __ ] the the nucleus it is the mitochondria of the cell that is twitch and connoisseurs understand that um I Yap therefore I am yeah exactly if my sub were a baby it's now just being born thank you for the nine months not the first time I've heard that which is maybe more odd uh Hey truck did you see the tree body problem it shows how China became more liberal after ma it's an awesome TV show I have heard of the three body problem uh but also I'm extremely Pro Ma I think the fact that the grap bleet forward killed some people was worth it for getting further ahead uh for me ma zong is the greatest leader in human history um and so so I can't watch this propaganda bro [Music] um I need I I need that Sherman ma song from uh like the Putin one Chinese visa approved she calls me ma the way I be laying Zong that's not that clever but somehow I really like it that's very funny uh that's very good I may use that H that's that's good dude that's good she on zong till I MA you ruined it you ruined it you ruined it never stop he had a he was everyone was laughing at him all right his joke had the whole room lit up like a smile and it turned instantly to frowns all right you jumped in you jumped in and you killed the whole vibe uh she Z on my dong till I M now that's good again it's back baby [Applause] wo yes yes [Laughter] VIP uh holy [ __ ] just that second guy was bad I need some water and I need you guys to [ __ ] think on your actions and your sins uh when I get back we better have agreed you guys need to all agree collectively on an interesting topic to discuss all right ideally world news related I want to talk about something serious okay now get it figure it out e got a water and an apple juice that is labeled amazing mango nothing like a tasty [ __ ] 78% apple juice with a tiny bit of mango flavoring what's the percent here yeah tasty tasty tasty tasty tasty where in the money hrock I am uh writing to seek your esteemed Counsel on a matter of some significance I have recently acquired a rather sizable elephant and I find myself confronted with the delightfully yet wey task of bestowing upon this magn creature a name befitting its Grandeur giving your Discerning taste and Keen wit I'm inclined to seek your input on this endeavor tusky no further questions uh holy [ __ ] he did it um big a love the Red Rising series finished book one L of the second keeps getting better I'm glad you enjoy it I think it's a very very very fun series of books I hope you continue to read it uh second one and third one my favorites they're very good can we watch the FTC chair interview from Monday oh perhaps the one with the John Stewart actually is there like a new um John Oliver or something we can watch that could be good can learn a little thing or two oh student loans I didn't watch this one yet uh yeah good good uh presentation there uh paying for education is so cring European European you don't know the benefit you don't know the [ __ ] thrill you don't know the thrill of checking the interest balance on your student loan debt um you need to know the rush [Music] dude EU frogs not knowing the freedom of crippling Deb exactly dude dude it's kind of embarrassing in a way um does he live in the US Americans he lives in the US John Oliver is British but he lives in the US and covers Us politics um 10 years later uh in a diff career that P what um is crypto back now for good and forever yeah man it's never going to go down again get your money in King for good and forever dog with hat you think a dog with a hat is not going to make you money it's not gonna get it's not GNA Moon you're crazy what meme coin is the way out like the [ __ ] this is like the 2020s in a [ __ ] nutshell dude we're watching a video on crippling student debt people asking what meme coin is the way out [ __ ] put that in my veins dude I love this [ __ ] put your student loans on Meme coin Put Your Meme coin on Clara put your Clara on afterpay and put that on DraftKings baby keep the cycle moving we are back we never left uh [Music] um what would you suggest someone going in a college study everyone pushed CS hard now no one's able to get a job uh there is a bit of a CS glut right now though I don't think no one is able to get a job there's been like bunch of tech layoffs so it's like a difficult time um there's probably a stat you can find it's tough because the world changes you know it's like whatever the hot major is now becomes the oversaturated major by the time you finish it that's how it works you know I I'd say um there's some [ __ ] that's been pretty Timeless and you should find something related to that that you have an interest in get good at it and uh gives you a good of knowledge to adapt to the modern world I guess I wouldn't get something so hyp specific unless you're sure you want to work in that um do you really think the pay is that important pay is basically I mean I think for most college students whether they say it or not they are looking for a well-paying job I yeah I think that's pretty yeah yeah I I think that is what they want after they graduate whether whether that they'll admit it or whether they'll I think that is what they want from their degree uh especially the one that costs so much um that's in it may not be entirely the point but it is a big part of the point is that they want um to go there so it makes more money when they get out I don't think that's that crazy uh I'm just addicted to burning money and being massive dead I just love it dude I mean there's something to be said for like the formative experiences of college regardless of the you know the socialization the the you know the parties the the freedom the you know all that stuff uh clubs making friends all um the xans the [Music] um bro didn't have covid lockdowns I mean I had sophomore and junior year my own particular covid it's called League of Legends all right and it locked me down real good all right so I only enjoyed the socialization freshman and Senior year uh some might say it's worse than Co exact exactly exactly dude exactly um nothing like 1,000 plus per interest on my payments that doesn't that's not I don't believe you I lone sharks don't do a th% bro th% where did you [ __ ] go to Jimmy tutos in the mob what who the [ __ ] gave you a th000 % interest loan uh just stopping by to say I enjoy your YouTube content and you're a great streamer not paid uh how would you [ __ ] know all right you've watched my YouTube you haven't watched my stream I'm a great YouTuber at best all right [ __ ] don't give me a compliment that you haven't earned sit here and watch and then you can call me a great streamer okay you've only seen the editing uh prove his ass Wrong Drake who cooked him dude cooked that guy for coming in here and complimenting me uh yeah exactly like you watch tear down and I solve or I you know I beat it all in 20 minutes Boer MB watches me play tear down and it's three hours of me mowing grass with a hammer [ __ ] pixel by pixel to clean out all of the grass on the map that's different okay that's that's what streaming is you're you're talking about YouTube uh I went on vacation over the weekend and everyone got high and we rewatched your Fast and Furious video four times say thank you for the ad Revenue first of all thank you second of all that video has been doing super well out of the blue five or six months after I made it I think it went up like 300K it's like at 600k now uh that video just hit late in life uh that's awesome he just told you why you guys you got and watched it yeah the YouTube I didn't change the title or the thumbnail or anything the YouTube ALB just [ __ ] hit it uh which is awesome makes me excited for my next video on that which is about Mission Impossible which uh I wrote the script for um actually while I was flying uh I just got to record it so cool cool cool cool cool cool um scripted yeah it's going to be an offline video uh um I I I haven't made an offline video I rake so few of them and I want to get better at it I think that's the future the future is like a video that is got that little extra um I liked the offline marketing Monday there you go I'm ma liked it so locked um does marketing Monday ever feel like doing homework um it doesn't feel like doing homework but I do get the same type of feeling that is something is due uh like on Sunday on Sunday night I'll be like I need to make sure this is done and it reminded me of like being at the library you know and having a project or like it's like it's like having something to do uh I like doing it more than I like doing homework like I enjoy it and it's usually not you know I read this stuff every day that's the one thing is I will say especially in the past year I have read more just in general books articles news than I have ever in my life in this past year it's like my daily schedule is now more reading than ever and so um I don't know it's like it's fun but then I think the part I I don't like or I get stuck on is making slides like I'll I'll do the outline of all the stuff I want to talk about and that's interesting and I'll make some bullet points and then when I have to like go through and make a hundred slides that's where I'm like this [ __ ] I'm not ready but like that's small thing to do small small price to pay uh I've been very marketing Monday pilled lately the team is great the videos are doing good you know we're getting like at least 300K every wins and fails every week and I could just keep doing that and hopefully grow it and get it better and make it better I'm I'm I'm excited I like uh I like margan Monday a lot right now um uh do you read the newspaper Boomer yes I do I do uh I read the newspaper today I read a physical copy of the financial times um yeah a physical one yeah there's a bunch of them piled up bro look I mean you let's see what's in the Old paper today oh watches um wow these stories are all for Rich plunging price of China's lab monkeys highlights slowdown in drug research the price of lab monkeys in China has plummeted if you guys want a cheap lab monkey you can go um uh you can get it from China that's interesting the monkey prices have been on a roller coaster ride over the past few years how much does a monkey cost let's find out uh what okay in 2019 you could buy a lab monkey for $4,000 pretty expensive right by 20202 lab monkeys cost 26,000 per that means one of the greatest things you could have invested in was lab monkeys you could have just bought a bunch of monkeys in 2019 and the value would have [ __ ] mooned uh but now they've dropped back down to 11,000 so you should have sold at the top um that's crazy what a roller coaster of monkey prices Warner Brothers sees path out of wilderness with Dune the opening of Dune part two made $90 million giving a vital lift to struggling Cinema owners including the film's co-producer Warner Brothers discovery which has been laid Low by a series of big flops recently uh it is now banking on a big return from the cost of making this $190 million sci-fi epic uh interesting anyway news uh it's a very fun part of my day is to read that they don't mince words no they don't that's why I like the Ft ft tells it straight [Music] um I feel like reading the paper to us is an NL bit or something if I did it it's not a bit it's just me reading the paper it's not a it's not an elaborate joke I just want to read the paper um let's stop real quick and do uh connections nyt baby a little bit of uh daily games for any daily Gamers without further Ado Time For A Feast for for your intellect time for me to crack the code emote only mode please create four groups of four Mozart if you will Mozart please for a second or Mozart I'm sorry wash fold dry combination uh wait that's skin types combin combination oily combination oily wait a minute skin types skin types skin types combination skin is it normal is it dry skin oily skin combination skin or normal skin Boom Baby Boom baby skin types uh fellow oily Brothers rise up any Oilers in chat uh okay uh wash fold feel like these are like what a washing machine or like a actually wait no that doesn't make sense um all right well what about uh car gauge check no okay Benchmark yard stick standard and gauge measurements boom boom boom boom Bo baby he's killing it he's cruising through it 50 c get back on BET check folder call poker actions uh and mask Kint wash Mary I guess like State Beginnings God dity damn all right that's the connections and I'll even do a spelling be while I'm at it bro I'll [ __ ] cook in the spelling be you found zero words uh po holy bang bang pukey okay uh pull up pull up's not a word kill someone pel grants okay pile uh pull uh Yelp um puke um [ __ ] isn't that like a slur for Irish people am I crazy isn't that I feel like I watched that movie Snatch with Brad Pit and they call them Pikes am I crazy is that um everyone's saying yay all right well [Music] um kelp oh my God what fish eat um I need a bigger word um lopin the third NOP l l l Lop pip what the hell um pull p pup pupil oh I did it easy clap all right next dude I'm [ __ ] Cruising we got the whle we got the spelling be we got the connections give me the mini nyt the mini dude da da da it's the mini all right tiny bit of kindling I don't know I will take the ring to moror though I don't know the way froo screamer sorin Aaron LS and Jackson in city names I don't know trimmed parts of green beans I don't know uh number one choice for informally I don't know what in the [ __ ] I don't know uh venerated celebrities Idols four down missing uh gone uh tiny bit of kindling twig uh want not be a track to arrive arrive arrive arrive I don't know w r what in the world um Ville Louisville Jacksonville uh number one choice fave uh train ends boom boom boom boom baby submit it he's cruising uh all right okay okay now what's left what's actually left what's actually left strands I never heard of strands I never heard of strands what about time guesser everyone's saying strands strands nyt I've never heard of this strands find hidden words and uncover the day's theme uh how to play find theme words to fill the board I've I've never played this I don't uh find the Spang gram what you guys have made this up what the [ __ ] is a Spang gram describes the puzzle theme and touches the all right let's see if I can Master this in my first try um find non- theme words to get hints okay I don't know the theme it doesn't tell me all right um okay um I hate this already I don't like this at all I I don't Bratz I get a hints cats oh that's the word oh maybe it's animals interesting okay um okay all right all right all right you know some [ __ ] okay whack give me a hint um red red Too Short that's what they said to the puzzle writer [ __ ] dick okay when they saw it they I mean everybody someone pulled their pants down at the New York Times [ __ ] award ceremony okay and everyone collectively said too short because you made this stupid [ __ ] puzzle um sorry I didn't mean that I get heated you know when I'm in a new Sear perfect give me a hint Wick Wick D the [ __ ] no I don't want a new word oh my God what what does this hint mean d what um what what what John Wick you know him Wick Wicked oh wait Wick oh it can go diagonal my so wicked cats is this like a fan fiction is this a sex thing chat is this some sort of like cat-based fan fiction that you got me into where it's like they're gonna the cats are going to be naughty and I don't I'm not into that that's not my thing I don't want to play that game no oh no no not to put her on blast but you guys know Rachel she was in the Stream she did the dating advice stream with blur we were in the we were on the road trip and she was talking about how she used to read um what was it Warrior Cats fanfiction not to put her on blast I said covers me but I did just put her on blast she did at one point in her life read Warrior Cats fanfiction I just want you to know that uh um I don't think it was openly sexual but it was charged okay let's see [Music] um Gris I knew that was a word I knew that the whole time um bar bear hey hint nice G gasier Ray Whata what am I say I'm missing an obvious word gr grassy grassy reag racy Jess oh my God what am what [ __ ] word am I not seeing grazes gra graes grazes Grace gra G Gary what gar the [ __ ] s s no I'm not doesn't count sag sag agrees POG that's a that's a word agrees no that's not a [ __ ] theme word rages rage give me another Hint it won't give me a hint till I do this one oh my god [Music] um what the [ __ ] e wait wait wait wait s dude I'm missing a [ __ ] word here what possible word argonut agess eag it has to start um it has to start [Music] a res agre a AR geese GE stop not like thissing it stop not like thissing because what you're doing is you're you're you're not um just here what what I'll say say not like this if you think geese are is a good guess cuz geese are birds are you [ __ ] following stupid ass yeah oh now it makes sense now you get it uh [ __ ] I'll find different word I don't even need any of this [ __ ] [Music] um Sriracha ship how about that dude I just wasted my hint there's seven theme words I hate this game this game [ __ ] sucks grassy gree dude what great Greece is an obvious guess Gree I said gree off 40 times I never thought of Greece holy [ __ ] Greece yes dude of course grea though I said Gesa are birds uh grease that makes sense that tracks cats Wicked grease oh these are plays these are plays Broadway shows Hamilton give me an H ham Hilton Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton POV you ask a millennial what their favorite thing is uh [ __ ] Hamilton dude where is it give me a hint um C Cabana C Cabaret nice nice dude nice we are cooking we are cooking with gas way oh um um just give me Hamilton straight up dude what what the [ __ ] is the deal there's only one h that means Hamilton's not on here which is [ __ ] up you're going to do Broadway plays not to give me Hamilton um what's another one Chicago I don't know Shrek is a great broadway play Sorry I like the classics sorry snobs in the New York Times I like a good play I like [ __ ] Shrek the Musical uh I don't want to watch [ __ ] Cabaret cord how about that about that um brat give me a hint uh Cocula what the [ __ ] they made a musical about count chocula I'd actually watch that I would actually you know that they took Wicked and they made the wicked Wicked Witch of the West like a whole in-depth character with motivations I would watch the backstory of count chocula how did he rise to his power how did he come to find himself on Sesame Street where does this money in and how does he deal with his lust for chocolate um that being said curo Cas [Music] curo um oracus um what word is this what word is this ra ro oh Carousel car carus no wait how do I spell this car r cell perfect uh um two more theme words 50 Cent take it away play this game while blasting candy shop at 50 Cent on stream to 5,000 Subs I think I'm the first I think I'm the [ __ ] first and that's that's the [ __ ] atck difference baby you're getting something unique um [Music] hair hint oh here we go hairspray oh dude hairspray and that means this last one here Broadway the span gram yes yes dude all right and now that leaves us with only one last puzzle what last puzzle well actually I'll do the Fram first and then I'll do time guesser what is the framed um this is some movie that I haven't seen wait is that Ben Stiller is this um duplex no I don't know this [ __ ] movie wait that is Ben Stiller isn't duplex is this the Cable Guy damn wait this is like that movie there's a movie where with Ben Stiller that flop oh it's not duplex God I feel like it [ __ ] is duplex maybe it's oh something about Mary bing baby Bing uh let me make sure I'm not crazy on duplex though duplex movie uh yeah okay good this movie did flop this movie did flop 20 three all right um you've seen this on DVD do the tradle tradle tradle tradle tradle tradle it's like uh a Jewish family celebrates exports okay um copper ore copper ore copper ore electricity raw aluminium which country is this copper electricity raw aluminium as the British say scrap iron packaged medicaments medicament sounds like a [ __ ] Apex Legends Health booster that doesn't sound real the [ __ ] is a medicament and then a little bit of wine while we're at a little bit couple cars damn I don't know um [ __ ] I don't know who who's still moving aircraft parts and cars but also all this electricity being this much of their exports um oh copper uh well is it going to give me a um H who's making cars I don't know I don't know I the cars just really throwing me off I'm I'm I'm I don't know uh I'm just going to put it's not Russia at all but I'm just going to put Russia and see if it getes me somewhere near it so it's it's does that mean it is to the left it is to the left of Russ 5,700 km is this like um Poland that's not that's not 5,000 whatever I'm me just put it in okay it's south from Poland um okay I don't know this this is some kind of Eastern European country that makes some cars but mostly copper ore and electricity um damn B row I don't know [Music] um I'm just not maybe Italy is that crazy it's a little oh my God it's right next to Italy um I'm blanking I'm blanking on the map can I see what is this what does this show me oh great um no I actually just want to see a map to be honest I just want to see a map dude uh yeah here we go Slovenia Austria Croatia it's one of these bro it's one of these um they make cars in any of these countries I think it's [ __ ] man wow Hungary Croatia let me go back um Croatia 98% is it Hungary excuse [Laughter] me is Serbia this is Bosnia or is it Romania no wait Serbia I only got one more guess wait wait wait wait wait wait I only got one more guess I only got one more guess Bulgaria Serbia Montenegro North Macedonia Greece I have no idea which of these countries exports that much electricity that's not that much only a couple hundred million um copper ore Bulgaria Serbia it's it's south of Hungary and southeast of Croatia I would put it at Serbia uh but it could also be North Macedonia or Greece but the values are kind of small I'm gonna go Serbia yeah [ __ ] me it was much negro [ __ ] bro um small countries often have gold or car what cars do they make in Montenegro let's find out Montenegro cars um no I want cars made not rental Montenegro car company Montenegro automotive industry what cars are made in Montenegro uh it's the 81st largest exporter of cars in the world okay that they really don't export cars at all that's what threw me off wow wow dude uh show me what one of them looks like so that Chad can see Montenegro car company um oh no oh they just make they just make German cars they just make German cars for cheap they make Volkswagens bro oh uh that's it it's Germany's Mexico okay I was like there's a monteno brand that I don't know um I had to watch 10 minutes of ads to get here but I'm here it's [ __ ] up dude I'm honestly I'm sorry about that uh it's [ __ ] twitch dude they they run these [ __ ] ads and and what can you do about it [Music] um again it's all rights warm I'm a I'll it'sing from yoube me I'm a you know it I'll wait till show up night at 4 in the morning in theow of screen in my [Music] little in theam I've got my own dream I'm on my [Music] team again hello New York uh alltime bar-shaped food what are the options of bar-shaped food I can't even um uh time guesser brother that's the grand finale that's the best of all daily games time guesser time guesser oh candy bars um I don't know what's the best bar-shaped food an ice cream sandwich that's pretty good but an impanata that's not bar-shaped going to the bar and ordering food is the actual best that's not what he's saying shaped like a bar um a bar-shaped dut they have they have bar-shaped Donuts I guess um I don't know what a [ __ ] bar-shaped food is bar-shaped food oh well of These Bars of these bars I guess I like the the of the like nutrition bars I like RX bars the best probably but I don't know those are the ones that are like most commonly available that I still like I hate neutr grain I'll [ __ ] with a lift bar even though it is mostly sugar um I don't you know what this question is not that great I'm G to do the time guesser uh yeah I just eat Feasta bles for [ __ ] Mr Beast daily okay this is um um that really tall building in London I don't remember the name this is London but I don't know a v year um um isn't it weird it it um it's black and white but it doesn't look old like she doesn't look old uh even these guys don't look old this is a toughy l bruffy um is this [ __ ] artistic black and white is that even legal I need something that I need I wish I could see something I guess I guess my gut is that it is old but it's not like I don't know this is odd this it is this like is this train 70s I feel like the the earliest this could be is the 70s with with how she's dressed I I cannot imagine these guys this [ __ ] looks modern dude I need a clue I need a [ __ ] clue clue I need a [ __ ] clue this look like [ __ ] I just don't think a train like this exists out of Japan past 1980 I I don't know also wasn't this built like relatively recently I feel like this was built I saw a thing on tallest buildings like this used to be or is the tallest building in Europe um there's a plane I think this is recent bro I'm gonna go I feel like I saw so H I'm looking at chat they're just making Big A's that doesn't help um uh you just get so [ __ ] on year points I feel like I could get a really high score here because I know I know this is [ __ ] London I know this is London um I know this was London can I like can I see the river can I see the river uh stop making Big A's stop Maybe [Music] uh is this London this this is the building I'm thinking of um right I'm questioning myself now um I feel like we're on the river I feel like we're on the river Tower of one oh yeah yeah yeah yeah The Shard the sh this is it this is 100% this is [ __ ] it this is The Shard it's The Shard The Shard I think yeah cuz Ari called it The Shard yeah this is The Shard okay okay this is The Shard so so so we are dead on View From The Shard this is lit this is exactly where we are uh I just need to get the year I just need to get the year I need to get the year and I think this [ __ ] is Artistic black and white I wish I could see and this is what I say every time I go outside my house I wish I could see one person with a [ __ ] phone because then I would know this woman is not from the [ __ ] 1970s and that's the latest at have black and white I'm gonna I'm gonna say I have to hedge my bets here I might have to hedge my bets here the thing is okay in my mind when I think about this [ __ ] building like I feel like it this is going to sound strange I feel like it's connected to 911 I feel like this building was made I feel like this building was made as a 911 uh no it's not I don't think it's a terrorist attack or something but I I think like I'm going to put this like in 2003 I'm gonna put this like in 2008 I I know that I've read about this um like either it's 911 or it's the financial crisis or it's something it's something uh I'm going to go 2008 [ __ ] it uh weball 2015 how are you supposed to know that what what clue could I possibly get that this is [ __ ] 2015 that's not bad that's a pretty good score but why why black and white you know what I'm saying the there is no phones Dr battle if I saw one phone I would have nailed it [Music] um piss piss piss piss oh I also I also should have realized that we're not at the [ __ ] Shard The Shard is in the shot across the thing it's across the river bro oh God okay that's I mean that's that's 15 points wasted that's just obvious uh all all right whatever next um okay this is giving me I don't know my my gut is like India um latasa all right it's Europe uh Italy perhaps Boulevard de MC Miller that's that's awesome of them um number on it lot of people partying swagging out looks [ __ ] old as [ __ ] this looks incredibly old dudes hold holding a Gizzy or something or a gourd um and a fork they didn't invent that till 1850 um okay is latasa a city in Italy latasa latasa latusa latusa latusa latusa lat latusa LOM Falon Lombardi Lano Turin Jano Milan I don't know uh latusa latusa like Tuscany Maybe I let's see it looking for any law to be honest any law and then I'll just call it close enough um I'm gonna say this is like [ __ ] early right because they got the top hats we got the stash um I feel like this is Italy Prett World War I straight up um let's say Italia let's just put it in [ __ ] Milan [Music] and I mean it could it can't be it can't oh Tuscany Tuscany latasa is like the newspaper for Tuscany uh let's put it in Pisa how about that you piece of [ __ ] yeah all right we'll put it in Pisa and I'm gonna go [ __ ] literally [Music] 1910 preor War I good one boss thanks battle I'm glad you have my back um not to cheat but chat spam um I need an emote s uh the big a emote if you think this is [ __ ] genius spam we have emotes that we never never use we have a lot of emotes we never use let's see what what are what are what are the emotes we have that I'm not [ __ ] thinking of uh yeah give me a Gambit or give me like a atrio sip atrio sip to when don't we ever [ __ ] use that emote uh all right [ __ ] it I'm running it 1910 not bad AF float towering over nice during the 1914 nice Carnival you were four years off uh so it was was World War I [Music] 1914 this is like during World War I um interesting these guys were part leave it to the [ __ ] French Leave It to the French to throw a big [ __ ] Gody party during World War I bro Jesus Christ have a little class have a little [ __ ] tack dude people are in trenches dying all right next round um okay modern day nice photography sh look at the fit dude the moccasins with these socks my goodness [Music] um [Music] India I'm assuming is that a racist Brown guy with the Red Dot assuming India um just taking a [ __ ] Gander oh O'Reilly Friday 15 November 2019 okay well we got the [ __ ] year um I don't know this language honestly uh honestly this could be India right I mean this guy in this photo I don't I don't know I don't know this language I don't know this language um kind of looking for confirmation that this is India I'm trusting my gut I'm trusting my gut let's go let's go New Deli New Deli does he have like a city on here I bet if I could translate that that's the [ __ ] city right here it's like the New Deli what's New Deli maybe he's reading the latest marketing Monday I'm gonna go [ __ ] New Deli dud I'm getting I can't I can't overthink this it [ __ ] rattles my brain we already have the year right so we're gonna get 5,000 [ __ ] points New Deli 2019 boom not bad actually not bad uh but not India this dude's nepes is this a language I should know are these the same language I actually don't know does India and Nepal speak the same language I gotta imagine right same lettering of the script Sanskrit this is sanskrit okay so how would I know this is Nepal how would a real go how would like [ __ ] rainbolt know this is Nepal when you see a dude who to the untrained eye looks Indian uh you have to learn Sanskrit they would read the Sanskrit honestly I'm Indian and I had no clue the dirt profiling I'm not profiling him I just think the guy looks Indian I don't know he looks like an old Indian guy and then this didn't deny it and then I had the [ __ ] points I all right whatever that's still really good I think we're on insane Pace actually how do I see my we're on 25k okay uh if I gotta beat what I gotta beat 30k 35k or whatever my record is okay focus up Focus up Focus up um Russia I don't know um just getting a [ __ ] Russia Vibe here okay these guys are not [Laughter] white um okay oh look at this [ __ ] Chad look at this Chad dude he's spitting game he's actually Rising it up and he's eating a cupcake this dude's living the life um okay this seems more like an Asian country is this [Music] China um is this [Music] China right cross oh oh uh Korea CH something something M that's not that I'm bad I could read this if it wasn't chat I can read hungu it's just not [ __ ] it's too blurry uh someone who speaks Korean can back me up that says cheu perhaps um okay well that's [ __ ] Korean so this is Korea and probably North Korea if there's Russia this is [ __ ] um yeah this is like [ __ ] Pyongyang or something um boom um but what year I mean this is so Barren this is this is this can't be South Korea um Cars the cars say these cars look like when I see these cars I think Kennedy got shot when did Kennedy get shot late 60s okay so I see these cars Kennedy's getting shot late 60s in America takes a while for this [ __ ] to get to North Korea I think this could be straight up I mean this this could be 1990 I feel like this is like right before the [ __ ] Berlin W I like I'm about to be born this [ __ ] is North Korea um I have no idea it's funny is like these cars look old and these trucks look kind of newer to me but I could be [ __ ] wrong [Laughter] Shea um h H I can't where where look this guy look at this suit this is like a 70s this is like a Mad Men style right look the [ __ ] dress shoes but I feel like it takes a while for it to to go from America to North Korea I'm going to go I'm going to take the [ __ ] middle of the road here here I'm going to go pongyang in 1980 no there's no way this car is getting driven In 1980 this has got to be 1970 7 1977 the photo's kind of [Music] grainy I mean I do get like a Cold War era Russia Vibe that's the first thing I get from this cold war Russia you know Reagan I I am gonna say whether I get it right or wrong wait Reagan's 1980 though I feel like this is this is a Ronald Reagan Era North Korea photo that's what I'm going to say this is a Ronald Reagan Era I just feel that's the vibe I get I get Ronald Reagan in my ears I get Russia in my ears I get a Korea vibe from this and the fact that these guys are all [ __ ] clearly Korean uh I'm gonna [ __ ] punt it all right and Chad spamming yay so either they want me to be done or I'm on to something [ __ ] oh dude [ __ ] oh it's the [ __ ] border oh that makes so much sense it's the Border it's the Border it's the Border because there's all the military there [ __ ] I've been to this border ah pissed dude oh actually makes so much sense it's the border and then the year 1971 I actually that's just me being um problematic just I just thought they they could have held these cars on for too long nobody's driving these cars in [ __ ] 1980 bro oh my gut dude dude I literally said I I literally said like these cars are late 60s but it would take a while to get there I should have [ __ ] trusted my [ __ ] gut damn it damn this could have been a slam dunk I should have thought about it more I kind of I kind of rushed all right all right all right all right what do I need to cut watch oh oh oh Maddie Damon George Clooney Brad Pit Steven Soderberg uh Oceans 12 Europe grip Jons uh this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] Dutch this is [ __ ] uh dude this is [ __ ] like Amsterdam this is Amsterdam uh I like this movie this is Amsterdam in Brain Blast here Oceans 11 releases in 2001 it's one of my favorite movies Oceans 12 follows this critical and Commercial Success 200 five Oceans 13 I know is like way later I think it doesn't make it out till the 2010s um Oceans 12 Europe I think they [Music] literally they literally walk through Amsterdam in the movie but it came out after I left Europe that's what I remember cuz my family we talked about it and it had sites that we had been to in real life but not much so I lived in Germany from 1999 to 2003 and the movie was not out yet but when we moved back to the States we watched it soon after so I want to say 2004 2005 [ __ ] I could nail this I could actually nail this think about it um we're in Virginia I don't remember it could be either year [ __ ] dude I think I'm actually I think I'm [ __ ] cracked on I think I'm cracked on grip your cons I'm gonna be gripping my cons dude if I get this right [Music] um shop shop Shen uh this is this is Dutch right that's very [ __ ] Dutch this looks kind of like this looks the German flag but I assume I don't know um nice watch holy [ __ ] dude oh my God I'm a I I love looking at celebrity watches and then realizing I can't buy them that's a nice [ __ ] watch dude look at that [ __ ] tasteful strap all right so what he's holding a script I assume and they're all here and this is the director uh this is definitely Steven Soderberg so I think it's here and not like a press tour damn they are all really ugly right I mean am I right or am I right how are these guys actors they're all so ugly it just they don't have any good facial features at all their hair is like whacka doodle um just no Style no class like you can walk around any magic tournament and you're going to see people way more [ __ ] stylish than this way more chatted uh I mean this guy he's got kind of a little bit of a Vibe this guy this guy should be the actor put this guy behind the camera yuck bro I think that I am going to say 2005 Amsterdam and I think I'm going to [ __ ] [ __ ] it I think it's G to be [ __ ] perfect um I'm not going to find this [ __ ] hotel maybe I just go like the whole movie they're like near the water like the central River because they're trying to do the thing where they me I guess they would have moved it it wouldn't be um is this I'm just going to put it damn all right I've taken I've taken up enough time here this is this is the most time i' ever spent on one of these um I should just [ __ ] get back to running it but let's just let's put it here in hey hey money Bert there's no way that's it there's no way that's it dude it has to be like City Center yeah we'll just do [ __ ] City Center because that'll be mathematically closest and that's also where the best filming locations would be that looked more like actual city of Amsterdam so I'm putting in city center and I'm putting in 2005 and I think I've just [ __ ] nailed it I think I've gotten a 9,500 point I'm giving myself a little wriggle room because of this actually 9,800 point I think this is perfect um [ __ ] it we W oh I still got the points holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] 9940 but it was 200 [ __ ] 4 ah 2004 dude I'm actually a little pissed off I could have figured that out I could have figured that out with more time with more thought process still that's my best single individual score ever um except for I played one um offline you're not gonna believe me but I did and I got uh it was like we were in coob Haagen I got uh it was Nas the rapper in Queensbridge New York and I got that [ __ ] debt on it literally shows the streets I knew he was from Queensbridge I put it in uh I knew the year because it was when IL mtic it was [ __ ] 93 and I that was that was I mean that was just [ __ ] phenomenal all right well final score uh 42.4 my my record I think easy [ __ ] clap easy [ __ ] clap highest score I've ever done all right um the wait the nice Carnival was in the first two weeks of February Arch Duke France Ferdinand wasn't killed until June 28th holding a carnival during World War I is something I could see the French doing though in a way though don't you think their [ __ ] excessive partying caused World War I right isn't don't you think it's weird how it's clearly written as nice but they pronounce it nce isn't that kind of like a French thing to do that makes you want to just start a war with them in a way isn't the millions of deaths in World War I Justified because of France's partying habits and weird pronunciations in a way isn't trench warfare in that in that sense of uh a rational response the Austria hungarians hated the festival so much they had to invade Serbia for it yeah I mean it didn't France Ferdinand at while he was driving around say man I think the French have have it figured out they're doing it right and then obviously people had to kill him uh didn't you live in Korea I did I've been to the DMZ bro I I [ __ ] that one I actually had actually could have had an insane line here this is like my best score but I actually feel worse about it cuz I feel like I [ __ ] it I feel like I I like I had the right ideas and then I got lazy uh I I like this one the DMZ one I actually should have gotten I don't know I just [ __ ] bonked it in Pyongyang uh because I got the North Korean Vibe God damn it uh but still for 2K I mean I'll take the record um I don't blame you for the Nepal one uh yeah I don't think I would have figured that out I don't think I would have figured can I share results let me see no I can't see I just want to look at my thing breakdown yeah like this one I actually think I binked it just by the only reason I picked like New Deli over bumbai is because of the marketing Monday segment what's New Deli that's it I I actually in my mind I was like Mumbai has more people right isn't it more populace so I picked New Deli and that saved me like a bazillion points and then this is my biggest [ __ ] up because I think this could have been [ __ ] Mr 10K I also just actually I'm less mad about the location even though that was obvious than I about the year because I I like I like almost wasn't allowing North Korea to have normal cars in my mind I was like they could only have JFK cars in 1980 there's no way they could have got them in the 70s and that's [ __ ] up like they could have for whatever reason they could have got him that's not um yeah North Korea [ __ ] me up um this one is just an Omega Bank I'm so mythed I didn't perfect it uh that's that's incredible but I love Oceans 12 uh and Steven sod in general I think he's a [ __ ] he's probably my favorite directors I think if you haven't seen um Logan lucky I think a lot of people have slept on it it's actually amazing Heist movie with Daniel Craig Stephen soberg directed it uh it's got Chan Tatum it's got Logan lucky is a funny [ __ ] good movie and it doesn't have like the same you know nice suits Vegas style of Oceans 11 so it hasn't gotten as much props but that movie rules it's a banger it's a fun movie you'll really enjoy it uh this one I actually think I also kind of banked cuz I thought for sure it was Italy so you know thank god um Tuscany's here and not I thought Tuscany was southern Italy uh if it had been down here I'd should have been farther so that was actually kind of Lucky yeah it's kind of Lucky uh this one what did I I think I [ __ ] this one right me I knew it was [ __ ] The Shard oh I just crossed the Street and I did the wrong Year all right well not bad not bad not bad not bad not bad we'll uh we'll try again fun game fun game time guesser really works the brain um The Game of Thrones book joke from that movie from seven years ago is still relevant is it about him not releasing the books because that's [ __ ] funny um hey TR would you ever do a Pokemon Nuzlocke maybe be anything once I don't know when uh I had a game I was supposed to play but it is 11 o'clock so I've actually Gap too long today that's my bad um I uh was Omega jet lag today I passed out at 2 pm and then woke up right before stream so I did not get to spend time uh with the marketing Monday team going through a couple new slides they added so I didn't present today but I will be doing that ASAP tomorrow I assume uh let's raid Yeti I guess um he's playing Among Us the [ __ ] classic welcome to the very first yapon hope you enjoyed it be back tomorrow with ideally some kind of thoring Thursday of some sort and maybe a house episode because we've been missing it uh thanks for watching hope you had a good night had a good time with you um yeah that's it appreciate it have a good rest of your team I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna wake up and watch faker assuming I can sleep if I can't sleep then I'll stay up and watch it because I'm [ __ ] off my sleep schedule thanks to Coan bye much love adios |
hello hello hello my eye is better I don't know if you noticed it's uh not perfect but improved uh hello could have wanted to keep the background music now I'm getting [ __ ] over wait uh the lights a little something huh no I'm super white well that doesn't change much oh god dude why are these settings all messed up all right whatever this is fine hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello how are you doing um where's the flannel at I'm wearing uh my traditional marketing Monday outfit which is my shirt of my dog that Ari made me and this nice uh blue shirt over it which I think comes from a very fancy place called tar Canadian outfit what the [ __ ] is Canadian about it [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Canadian about him uh he's a Trad wife now what is this what about this is tradwife this is this is a very male outfit uh 2014 La outfit you guys don't I don't think I think you guys you're mad libing I legitimately think you're mad libing you have no idea what type of outfit this is you just want to say it something you want to you want I have to have a comment on the outfit uh I can deaf see the Canada Vibes I'm not saying they couldn't wear this in Canada I believe me I'm not saying it's impossible I'm just saying it's not particularly Canadian God damn it the the [ __ ] lights are off you know I fix this man maybe that's it yeah that looks a better a little more balanced bro wants to be Canadian so bad I can promise you I can promise you I don't I can promise you dude I don't want to be up in uh the Frozen waste watching the worst marketing of all time Canada tux let me see what Canadian tux looks like so when you say Canada tux you are in effect referring to an all denim outfit it you're referring to this right and you understand that I'm not wearing this like this isn't even denim right so like I'm I'm not wear I'm not even I'm not wearing [ __ ] blue jeans I'm not I have a normal t-shirt on and then I have a shirt over it so it's not I feel like you're incorrect in every aspect I feel like I think you're just patently false um Canadian tuxedo equals blue so to get this to get 100% clear if I wear any outfit at all that's blue in any way that is now a Canadian tuxedo and you've got me that doesn't seem very fair to me it seems like you guys have taken such a broad you've taken such a broad spectrum of options to declare yourself a winner that's like if you shot a basket and then missed and you said yeah but it was in the the score zone and you just count the half court and then you take the point and it's like all right well that's that doesn't seem fair to me uh Hey you'd still find a way to miss bum quack you are literally 4 foot three quack see me on the court any time you'll be looking at my knee I literally have to I Tower over you it doesn't matter how many rings you have on your fingers little bro you can't make the [ __ ] shot if I can posterize you and I'm blocked by James at any [ __ ] shot um you could build these walls I tear them down nobody is not that Sil how's everybody doing okay let's not start off on the wrong foot let's start off with with a with a bright cheery attitude I have some good news um damn what was my good news I was too focused on the posterizing what was my good news I really had some good news that I wanted to tell you guys but now it's oh my ey's better that's good I woke up and I felt fine um I don't feel sick at all it's still there's still a little bit of scarring or like something it's [ __ ] up I really think I have God keeps giving me his strongest battles but uh Fizz guy stocks are up my stocks are up but I feel like that's a little bit um it's not the kind of fun news you share with people seems like that's the kind of fun news is just bragging um your eyes healed suspiciously fast faked illness to get subs do you think well if I did fake this to get subs it didn't work I'm down I downo I took [ __ ] I took like two weeks off of streaming consistently so it didn't work uh yeah I for you know what I did all the work to fake the illness and then I forgot to stream that was my big mistake um ack you must be smoking the same [ __ ] as Oprah the way you're wins are so free Oprah Winfree very very nice I all right all right I get it no I get it I mean you got bars don't get me wrong you got bars um I feel like it's more of like a call me Oprah you know you should call me Oprah because my winds are so free H smoking the same [ __ ] as [Laughter] opra just you you like you mixed two things you merged um hrock on my market till I Monday nice very nice dude keep it up you have a big you have a future in this you got a future in this for sure for sure you got a future in this um smoking that [ __ ] that made Oprah wins free I guess you're we're getting there guys I don't think we need to Workshop this together I just don't think it's the best use of our time collectively as a you know we have have thousands of people in here and they're all extremely intelligent some of the smartest masters of their field do we all need to collectively work on the Oprah wins free joke no I don't think so if we keep going Drake will eventually steal our bar that is the highest honor if you can write anything that's like Instagram caption worthy the highest honor is for eventually Drake to steal it and give you no credit uh let me let me play uh Ling [Music] Lounge Tommy GF PV thank you for the bits uh CB Gibbs thank for the 11 months uh luggy TV thank for the five months hey big a December truly thank you for the five months uh Cool Breeze thank you for the 10 months swag Aladdin thank you for the five G money thank you for the 16 Silly Billy with the six hey big a any chance you sell Enron hats again probably in June I think not for a while my my friend but by God in June it's going to hit so hard um what up big a looking very Gizzy and also fingers thanks man I really appreciate that you know how to you sure know how to compliment a streamer let me tell you that um totally taking a [ __ ] at work when marketing Monday starts bro there's no there's no it's it'll be too long do you understand you cannot take a 42 minute [ __ ] they'll know they'll know but I guess you can come back and Dazzle them he's a surgeon he's in the middle of open heart surgery oh I really got to take a [ __ ] oh I'm sorry no just leave it open and then you go and [ __ ] watch the full yeah no that's crazy that's a really good idea that is a really good idea uh I can tell that I'm dealing with the best and the brightest hey truck did you see the cop that shot 20 times at nothing because an acorn fell on his car the best and the [Music] brightest [Music] the acorn was armed in dangerous look he's keeping us safe at the end of the day he's keeping us safe you need him on that wall I watched a Few Good Men I you guys ever seen it A Few Good Men is the Jack Nicholson Tom Cruz movie where he goes you want the truth you can't handle the truth uh I've never actually seen I only seen the clip I finally watched it uh no way it's marketing Monday how many good men it was a few he screamed I've been hit I actually should see this Acorn cop let's see if this is what as funny as you guys are describing Florida cop resigns after viral video of him mistaking Acorn drop for gunfire let's see I really saddens me that it's a Florida cop cuz I figured if there's ever an an elite fighting force in this world world not just in America but in this entire world if I had to picture who were the elite the few the proud it would be the Floridian police um yeah the Navy Seals of the police fire fire J fire shots [Laughter] fired [Laughter] the car shot through the car holy [ __ ] oh I feel safer I feel safer bro I gotta be honest with you I feel a little bit safer do you know what I'm saying yes this time it wasn't Acorn but it could have been uh this guy's literally rping so many bullets bam play play play play play play play yeah it's it's like Reno 911 oh that's good that is good the triple roll let me see that let me see the roll again more time fir shots fired there so many bullets dude one Acorn Falls he rolls three times BL no no not aiming at anything no Target in sight that's sick that is sick uh and like you know it's a neighborhood just firing into a neighborhood H I love that love that he did Dodge roll the yeah you got the ey frames uh excellent excellent stuff oh there's a guy in the back seat so he's shooting at the guy in the back seat that he thought somehow had a gun and I assume the guy was cuffed if he's in a cop car and so obviously the guy picked the lock Houdini Style on his cuffs pulled out a gun shot at him hit it and then threw an acorn to cover his tracks and this [ __ ] ace detective figured it out on the Fly Dodge rolled all of it and put [ __ ] pound of lead into him as his guide book says as his protocol uh he was fired for not shooting enough bullets he's fired for missing dude uh wow that was crazy that was much crazier than I thought it would be I'll be honest with you guys you guys talk about viral clips and I'm like these are not as funny as they should be but that one was good um hey big it's Tuesday where I'm at so can you change the title No I can't because you are not in America and therefore um sorry to say but really count you know what I'm saying like you're actually actually if you're Australian you do count today you do count today if you're Australian or if you're from the UK I have both UK and Australian stories uh in today's marketing Monday so a little foreshadowing uh should be good so how about that and I'll be happy to explain to you here's one thing I do because I'm I am what we call one of the good ones okay when it comes to American tourists when I go to your country I don't think of it as just like my country okay as an American I'm like oh I'm visiting somewhere else what I do is I just loudly explain to you in English why you're wrong okay okay and that's how I help build Bridges so I'll walk around any country and then I will say do you have McDonald's McDonald in the UK I'll do [Laughter] this uh and then when they [ __ ] hit me back with the O brub [ __ ] I just don't understand I shake my head McDonald's um one of the good ones know the best of us do they stab you no they wouldn't cuz I'm I'm healing a divide I'm bringing people together I should be rewarded for it but uh uh the world doesn't work that way unfortunately um most humble American yeah are you going to the CS2 major still yes aan gamon and I are going on a boys trip to the CS2 major in Copenhagen at which point I hope to also meet the Hitman Dev at iy studios though I have no guarantee that'll happen but uh should be pretty fun should be pretty fun if you are there say hey we'll probably say hi to people or do a little Meetup or something we did that in New Zealand I don't know what we'll do but it'll be fun uh I'd love to IRL stream but it is a pain in the dick dude this doesn't work that's not it's not plug-and play as I hoped uh but I'm sure I could figure it out um can you please buy me a knife in CS go it's super cheap aren't they cheap now I was going I I have like a note to myself that I need to research what price Aiden's knives are at so I can make fun of him I literally wrote that down I was like hey don't forget to make sure so that to know what Aiden's knife's prices are so I can make fun of him on the trip um he's gonna buy another one jokes on yeah he's doing fine you know I can't say he's hurting for cash um big I have an elevator pitch I need you to [ __ ] on all right kind of a weird way to open I don't know that I really want to [ __ ] on it what if it's good I have an elevator pitch I need you to [ __ ] on it's just a crass way to open you know if you're what up sharks I got this dumbass business idea you guys are [ __ ] all over um yeah he's like an elevator pitch cuck he's like you're a a masochist you're you're you're you're have a pain tolerance for um that being said if the idea is bad I guess I will [ __ ] on it what what was the idea um you're not using the chatter thing on screen anymore Oh you mean this I am using it [ __ ] don't question me um if you pitched twitch do you think it would get VC funding you think if I went around now to uh venture capitalist and said hey I have this idea for a website called [Laughter] twitch no I think they might have some flaws they might it might be a crowded Market as they might not really a Blue Ocean strategy um if you mean before twitch existed sure I mean it's you uh one of the things I have mentioned men many times in this very program and also just in chats in general is that a lot of people received a lot of money from venture capitalist for ideas that were very very very stupid over the past 10 years it's been a golden era of frauds and scams and stupidity and dumb businesses and zombie corporations and free money and and debt Bubbles and you could really get almost anything to get money um let alone a decent idea like twitch um what if we bought twitch and renamed it to a okay it's already owned by Amazon so they're probably not going to sell to you but if you do it cool idea um hey shck you mentioned the other day you were looking for more polished Community content for the stream I have an elevator pitch as well did I mention that feel like the community has made me like [ __ ] 16 polished albums and that I don't think I ever said that I'm definitely not asking for more polished stuff we've got a lot they made a [ __ ] award show that was uh no I don't think I said that but yeah I would love to I'd love to always hear ideas um are you going to review Mr Beast latest video/ chocolate ad are you the same guy posting this is this organic demand or is this one guy posting the same message 100 different ways let's read hrock oh my my God atrio please do a review of Mr BEAST's new chocolate video it's the greatest advertisement Mr Beast new chocolate video is the best that ever please review Mr Beast latest video is the greatest ad ever please do a review Mr Beast latest CH video is the best ad ever please do a review Mr Beast new CH video is the best ad ever please do a review greatest greatest ad ever is Mr BEAST's new video please do a review M you just mad libs every word it's only you I'm not kidding let me count let me count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 test after 16 you wrote test to see if I could see it 17 18 19 20 21 22 times in a row you have asked for me to watch Mr BEAST's greatest ad ever Jimmy Beast I'll see your ad all right eventually uh Jimmy you're better than this fu we've only been live for 23 minutes uh and he changed up every time every time he changed it subtly it's not a copy paste which is crazy um uh what do you think of the SBF what talk about today bro in [ __ ] four minutes and by that I mean probably 9 Minutes nine minutes um what happened to the guy who's going to make was going to make one trillion for the Saudi Prince Oh you mean Mas yoshian um he didn't do that but some of his ownings earnings have bounced back he owns a big chunk of arm or I actually completely own arm um which is a uh AI adjacent CPU company they actually make the plans for most CPUs in most phones and uh arms on switch and is doing really well so he's Cashing Out big on that uh it's very manipulated though battle report today no not today though we might work on one um ISRO can you watch your house MD Cameo okay sure I have a cameo and House MD what the [ __ ] is that well chat I [ __ ] already hate this I [ __ ] already hate this this is so bad well chat I think it's time for little hoose everyone should go uh grab a snack and a drink oh I I don't feel good Chad oh no okay that's the intro all right classic he presented with blood sprang out of his nose and loss of not interested you need to take this patient he's a mega star and if you don't you're fired for real this time I promise we both know you won't but fine M these live stream vaults are hilarious these guys are real digy do is there anything in your life sorry wait who's saying this Chase is saying this or is that 13 why is she saying digy Doo hilarious this guy's a real digy Doo is there anything in your lifestyle that would have caused this well I'm a bit of a Coke fiend and I eat about 10 glizzies a day L of coke I don't eat glizzies it might be bloody nose Lizzy fingers with his Coke habit definitely seems like a sinus infection I need to talk to you cuy I was looking into this atriarch guy and I fell down a rabbit hole now just can't stop watching the yard I'll block YouTube on your work computer also I need you in house to babysit my kid that's beyond the scope of their Duty no I have something we watch now better in mind the treatment didn't work he's declining fast that's me I need you to look in his house for clues why is it always me you are a black man this vexes me that's just the old what jeez house is going to want to see this I mean okay what type of Doomsday is this guy prepping for is that coffee why didn't you tell us about your coffee habit Brandon well I guess it was just a bit of an embarrassed EMP I do not start every sentence with whale I haven't even done that Ironically in like two years this is this out of no I don't do that over here hey cuy you wanted to see me did you red pill my kid she won't stop saying come and talking about how effortlessly cool Nick is well I might have shown her little podcast how bad could it be are you kidding me I'm giving you 400 hours of Clinic work careful house C's being a real cow today say that again cu's a cow I've got to go there's a surgery still in development where we could turn Brandon into a cow it's likely the extra stomachs are the only way he could live through his coffee intake but who would do such a risky surgery there mate all done that's incredible that is incredible I can put up with all of this I really can it is my greatest ability my skill my only ask to God if there is a higher power is that every person that makes a video like this has to watch it again in 20 years with their family they have to sit down with their family and they have to watch it and they have to everyone has to see that they made it they have to know they have to stand by it if you run for office one day this has to be played in your campaign um deal my kids would be proud you're not gonna have kids if you made that video I'll tell you that right now I will tell you that right now okay well don't I think you're having kids I'll tell you that uh ladies and gentlemen we have four minutes until marketing Monday let me make sure that I have my [ __ ] in order um damn I absolutely don't I forgot to move this I forgot to move [Music] this let me move this and then we move this talk about it talk about it talk about it talk about it hey all right uh everyone listen to this song while I finish this last [Music] section not in the but it's all right Clips can keep me warm tonight I'm [Music] a I got this i got this i got [Music] this I'm his bigest fan but I watch him all Al while [Music] they at [Music] my in the but it's all rights can keep me warm tonight okay I feel good uh do ads oh we can knock add an ad do a freezer oh ads are started they're actually already going um did you see that yic is a league D gen I did and I [ __ ] tweeted about one of the funniest things I ever seen wait give me give me give me give me another minute let me just show you this uh did I reply to it where was it where the [ __ ] was it yeah right here dude this is so funny this is so funny no way the NBA is letting A League of Legends player [ __ ] them out on a nightly basis League of Legends and are you top bottom or mid lane oh good job I'm a top and I'm playing uh who I'm playing right now we're got um this is crazy League of Legends and are top the MVP of the NBA is also spending his free time playing Urgot top that's [ __ ] crazy how how can you be an NBA it's so insane dude to me it blows my mind that someone could be an NBA star and want to spend their free time playing League it's like it actually boggles my mind you could do anything you could you could private play to a Bea you could be partying with [ __ ] DJs you could do whatever you could build a dream mansion and relax in it you could do whatever the [ __ ] you want and he wants to play League of Legends Urgot top he wants to sit there on a [ __ ] solo qu account and get yelled at that's that's he's a he's such a mind-bogglingly crazy character um big a keeps you humble keeps you humble keeps you humble have you seen uh degenerate league players do they seem humble to you do they seem cool calm down to earth Marcus aelius types no they don't they're broken men it's so bad for your mental I unless he's playing [ __ ] normals with friends which I doubt from the way he described it he's Urgot top bro oh this guy's an enigma to me I truly I truly don't understand him it's it's incredible how good he is at basketball for not liking the game and not liking himself for actually not liking himself to play that much League of Legends he does it so the trash talk on the court doesn't get to him now that Rings true if you play League of Legends silu for a few days all IRL trash talk will no longer hit there's nothing uh another player could say to him anyone know what his rank is I don't know what his League rank is no I don't I only saw this this clip he got more excitement for that question than any hoop question they ever asked [Laughter] him that's so funny uh oh man that is funny what a [ __ ] crazy world we live in what a crazy world we live in all right do I have of what do we need um wait I need wait watch out for the sound watch out for the sound watch out for that timer in my head at 4 [Music] a.m. uh grab that bing bing paste that um okay okay okay [Laughter] okay uh and then I grab this dude if you guys ever this thing where like um you guys maybe don't work in slide decks very often but you try to copy an image from Google into PowerPoint and it just stalls forever and says like searching for Server have you ever done that uh because it happened to me a lot today and it pissed me the [ __ ] off M and it's like very very very annoying like extremely extremely extremely extremely annoying piss me off to a oh [ __ ] wait watch out for the [ __ ] timer all right we're gonna start we're gonna start we start start anti Vape ads stress me out I'm gonna hit the Vape I I still I'm still staggered I'm still stunned by the idea that Zoomers are using cigarettes to quit Vapes again not all of them I'm just saying it's I to me that's so funny it's such a flip of how things used to be uh uh I'm using zins zins to quit Vapes good on you King I'm it's all gonna work out it's all it's like it reminds me of like Charlie Kelly in uh Sunny using like glue huffing to get over depression and then eating cat food to drown out the glue huffing so he can fall asleep it's like it's just like back and forth doing terrible things to your body to try and balance it all out bro it's not you got to just quit cold turkey bro it's not there's no uh uh Zen is Peak Performance Zin is good for you I did see that uh poster of Jesus hold a Zin and it says Jesus died for our sinins and that was so sick that I was like all right well now I'm on I'm on the side of God on this one um uh faded on the cross yeah mural that [ __ ] uh they stopped selling elf bar so I haven't hit a what can you tell me exactly an elf bar is a single use Vape how does an elf bar work I need an actual answer cuz I've been I've been I've been hitting it in the it's just a disposable onetime Vape right okay I know that elf bars have replaced jewels as the most popular young person Vape um they last for like a week okay you just buy it hit it throw it away well that's good for the environment at least that's good um elf bars are kind of out of style now well then what's in style zins zins and cigarettes yeah I guess that's the case huh that's base dude hell yeah [ __ ] hell yeah what I like is that uh we're not back to Cigars bro is the timer broken yeah I did pause it for a second uh because if the timer hits zero it makes a very loud sound dude why did I pick it the most wait I got 18 Enron hats and I picked them oh [ __ ] hello hello oh I got 18 I picked the most [ __ ] up one let me let me pop my freezer shirt in and uh and and get the fix t because this video's already all right ladies and gentlemen uh countdown starts now now when this ends we go after watching you play batro yesterday I bought the game and was playing in class all day dude I already played it today I told Ari it was like slay the spire and she went wait a minute what and then she bought it on the [ __ ] switch and then she sat down on the couch and played a bunch and I sat there watching her um games addicting as [ __ ] it's crack cocaine have you played peglin so fun no I can't add a new game we're going to do uh marketing money today we're going to start here in just a second and then we are going to um play outer Wilds DLC maybe not tonight but definitely tomorrow and the day after big days of outer Wilds should be POG should be champ uh thank you for the subs ladies genten without further Ado we are back with marketing Monday on a Monday where we're going to cover all the interesting news in the last uh week or two in business and marketing all I asked ask of you is that you help me transition from this scene to the next one by analyzing with your eyes working eyes unlike mine the screen and tagging yourself when you see yourself what wait I'm going to pre get rid of this yes welcome to marketing Monday ladies and gentlemen welcome back to marketing Monday on a Monday February 26 2024 good to see you all again I apolog izee my eye is a little bit messed up I was in uh an unfortunate AG Kai uh debacle with my father huge apologies but Warren Buffett a few days ago gave a speech I'm sorry a open letter to investors of birkshire Hathaway talking about what the market is like today and he said it is far too much like a c casino and so we're going to lean into that today for all the marketing news of the best week with marketing Monday wins and fails Casino Edition starting with a fail first up let's talk about Wendy's you know it you love it you probably order it late at night when you are feeling unhealthy and want a bacon ater Wendy's is one of the leading fast food companies um in the world third in America this is their breakfast Baconator it costs roughly $6 but what if this is why I want to give them a fail what if they came up with the genius idea of when you're waiting in line for it the price just jumped up to 925 what if they introduced surge pricing for fast food brilliant brilliant Wendy's has announced that they are going to spend $20 million actually maybe more than that on new digital menu boards that will change the prices based on overall demand surge like pricing basically rush hour in the morning or you know after school or whatever when they have most people they're going to raise the prices of their menu in response to Consumer demand now theoretically they could also lower it though they were very light on details with that um and that be more Casino like than that so what it seems like is there going to be a regular price for the burger and then if you are in a demand situation where you know for whatever reason you have to get it now you're have to pay more and what I thought was interesting about this oh first of all there's a hilarious tweet Wendy's selling a chicken sandwich for $30 to a single mother running late to pick up her kids and it's the Margin Call scene we're selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price uh but I was reading some of the quotes from this article and they were jarring to me dude how out of touch they seemed uh for us it was all about consumer reaction the concern was if we're going to raise prices we're going to sell less products but it turns out that really wasn't the case this is what they found out over the past few years they can keep raising prices and people still buy it I think there's a lot of room for consumers in terms of price amounts they're going to accept generationally I think we're seeing this being acceptable as in there's been some generational change where people are more willing to get [ __ ] over on price increases and I'm not so sure that's true I in fact think people were flush with extra cash from covid money Printing and all of that but as that runs out people are getting more and more price conscious on the choices they're making and I want to say that while surge pricing may work for Uber this is a great example of a time a guy paid $800 for an Uber home on New Year's because the surge was 9.9 X he was drunk and just clicked [Laughter] it then he was then he was due for $800 Bill uh the problem with Uber is that when you are drunk and heading for a night home you don't have a lot of other options again many cases this is your way home you don't have time to think about something else find something else you need to go or it's raining or whatever surge pricing for Uber uh consumer has much places to go with fast food consumers have a lot of options and if they truly feel like they're getting price gouged by Wendy's they will go somewhere else which is why this is such an important and interesting experiment and why I am sort of begging you not to fall for this surch pricing don't give into it every other fast food company is watching like Hawks to see if they can get away with this if this this works for Wendy's it will be rolled out [ __ ] everywhere uh it will be rolled out [ __ ] everywhere this professor said if people feel like they're being gouged they're not going to take kindly to this Dynamic pricing strategy and again from what I've seen in feedback on social media and on the internet and articles people are Furious actually if you think of one example that you see over and over again people are complaining about inflation it's fast food people are even complain about health care costs as much as they complain about how McDonald's prices are more expensive that is the most complained about thing uh so I I'm cautiously optimistic this is going to be a bit of a flop for Wendy's but we'll see uh the main thing for them though they get to say AI a lot they get to say their new digital menu boards are driven by the power of AI to dynamically increase prices on demand and so that it's good for their stock which is nice for them so I guess it's a win loss um speaking of win losses let's give a win okay no longer a fail to our man Sam bankman freed pictured here with Jazelle uh Tom Brady's ex-wife smiling happy a different time but look in his eyes what do you see what I see I see unfulfillment I see sadness I see an empty life of money and models and Bahamas sex parties and billions of dollars and the cover of Forbes yuck who cares about that what he's got now is so much better that's why I give a win to this recently leaked photo of Sam bankman freed in prison right there with his new cellmate Glock holy [ __ ] this goes dumb hard dude forget about this now this dude's balling this dude's posted up this dude's got cred this is an actual stance it's an album cover why is he stance like that at AIT tell you the answer why is he stance like that I don't know bro I didn't pose him uh but this comes from Tiffany Fong's uh exclusive She interviewed this guy Glock let's get a little quick bit from that interview n Sam didn't snitch on anyone he ain't snitch on nobody same as a gangster black he be a real [ __ ] Sam's making friends bro he's getting cred so Glock this guy here was recently released and he brought out this photo and some stories of his time hanging out with Sam bangman freed uh wait one more time Sam didn't snitch on anyone he snitch on nobody same as a gangster you if he was black he would be a real [ __ ] real [ __ ] so Sam has some Street Credit now because he's not a snitch yeah he's official Sam Sam Sam is more gangster than zakashi 6 gang than what zakashi 6 sh bman still old 10 TOS to you R that's a good one okay it's a little bit different in Sam magman Free's case uh he didn't have anything to snitch on everyone around him snitched on him he was the bigger head and driving force behind the crime again I you know I want to jump into this a little bit when I see a photo like this I I'm not a huge fan of our criminal justice system and the way our prisons are run and it it makes me uncomfortable to see people just throwing in cells like this and no chance ration but I also want to remind people not to forget what Sam bankman freed actually did he did he was convicted guilty on all seven counts uh he stole customers money use it to fund an extravagant lifestyle he in fact used customers money to buy celebrities to tell more customers to invest so he could steal their money he bought mansions for himself and his family with it he he ran a completely fraudulent scheme he miss he lied to investors he lied to he's absolutely deserving of jail time and and uh punishment but it is funny to see it play out this way um what what is extra funny to me though is that had he I looked more into it okay I try I want to catch up once going with s bean freed and what's really funny about his whole situation is he went from this to this and the whole time if he had just held out a little bit longer before declaring bankruptcy and letting actually um intelligent people see a look at his books he could have been fine now that a lot of crypto has bounced back there's enough in ftxs coffers to to repay most possibly all customers and creditors they would not have figured out that it was all fraudulent he literally just needed to find a way to hold on a little bit longer and his scam would still be going because in fact a couple things they invested in some crypto things and then anthropic one of the AI startups has like 100x so there's enough money in those two things alone to cover most of the losses from all of the frauding from the scamming so he actually paper hands his way to jail which is crazy but he is learning a valuable lesson in the economy now that he's in jail and that is with the trading buying and selling of mackerel packs Sam Beckman freed Behind Bars no longer trades crypto or Dogecoin he now trades Max AKA these small mackerel packs that have replaced cigarettes because smoking has been banned in pron prisons he is hustling apparently he's a bit of a mackerel Hustler and in fact before his last court appearance spent four mackerel packs to buy a fancier haircut from another inmate I think he needs it I I think he needed it um and this quote from the article really stood out to me the Mac currency system is far more stable than crypto damn what a [ __ ] run dude what what a [ __ ] run I'll tell you what's not stable though my next fail and that goes to the [ __ ] sorry I don't want to curse blur that out uh Eric cchi to the dirty low down Robber Baron known as the Tooth Fairy mhm I have a bone to pick a dental bone an anal bone with the tooth fairy because as it turns out recently Tooth Fairy payouts have dropped for the first time in five years that greedy B is cutting back on how much she pays per tooth this is a chart of oh me let me make sure you guys can see this this is a chart of tooth fairy payouts per lost tooth now obviously over the past couple decades it has risen in Pace with inflation a dollar is worth less so you should get paid more and so as of 2022 you were getting paid about six bucks a tooth as of this year it has finally declined h means you're finally getting less money even though prices of everything else are continually up tooth prices are going down kids are getting less for their Buck time to pull out all my [Laughter] teeth uh uh and so while she sits on her throne of gold and lies we got to figure out what's up and so I looked into it it turns out this is a long running 24-year study that is conducted with parents every year from Delta Dental and they found out that parents said hey everything's so expensive now we had to cut back it's sad parents have to cut back on what they give to their kids for the Tooth Fairy because of rising prices of everything uh this is literally a response to um parents getting uh gouged at every front parents yeah they're the intermediary the Tooth Fairy negotiates the price with them and they what do the parents have to do with it you'll figure it out one day um this is a bad transition because I don't think these two women are alike this tooth fairy and Lena KH but we're jumping into anyway uh failed the Tooth Fairy win to linaa Khan who is not I can confirm not sitting on a pile of gold and children's teeth Lena KH is the head of the FTC Federal Trade Commission um and is probably one of the few government officials I like uh in the past few years she has been the first government official in the FTC in a long time to actually enforce any sort of antitrust which means breaking up monopolies stopping uh ever increasing corporate mergers trying to make uh things a little bit more competitive for the average consumer it's impressive and she's received an enormous amount of hate from Big corporations in Wall Street for trying to do this um it is a big step in the right direction I super appreciate that a couple things she's been working on that I wanted to to Clue Into You as part of this win number one is a vast this is a web sorry a extension browser that is designed to keep you safe and protect your privacy they're an anti- virus protection that never quits they have been marketed as a thing you install to keep your data safe well it turns out Lena KH and her team looked into it and what they were actually doing is stealing all of your data and then selling [Laughter] it in fact it was tracking you harder than a [ __ ] uh on every single thing you looked at online Gathering every bit of data it could about things you were interested in preferences uh age location and then selling that data in ass to advertisers uh as a profit so they were finally at least caught and fined the fine is pretty marginal but uh they have uh agreed to stop so uh it is progress which I do appreciate uh so shout out to them on that but more importantly is the work they've done to stop and block mergers gigantic corporate mergers which again have been happening more and more in America as we consolidate all of our corporate ownership down to fewer and fewer companies and one big merger was in the news this week Kroger and Albertson's the $25 billion merger the largest grocery merger in history uh was queued up to merge these two gigantic behemoths of the of the grocery world the FDC has sued to block it now again they sued to block Microsoft Activision Blizzard it didn't work they Su to block quite a number of things that haven't worked there's no guarantee this block will work but at least they have been consistent about making their point and trying to slow it down and some of them again the recently had an airline merger get blocked that again was good for consumers so they have a few wins that are starting to trickle through they're getting better at it um and there's a good chance this gets blocked so let me explain a little bit about what's going on here um Kroger and Albertson these grocery stores combined have something like 700,000 employees uh tens of thousands of stores in some cities like I believe Denver and a few you know many other across station there's they are the only two groceries available in a city so if they merge you will have only one option for groceries in your whole city and that is of course dangerous because when these chains merge and they have no competition with each other they are free to raise prices as much as they want consumers cannot go somewhere else the prices go up it also it also has a real danger of uh [ __ ] over employees so let's say you're a grocery store worker and Albertson treats you badly so you quit and go to Kroger that makes sense what if you can't quit and go to Kroger what if you have nowhere to quit and go to then they're going to be forced to take [ __ ] wages [ __ ] wages with no pay increase this also [ __ ] over the unions these are bad situations um and we don't want this in America and so I'm happy the FDC is trying to stop it give it give it a dub again inflation has begun to slow it not stop again I wouldn't say it's inflation has fallen as is rising less fast uh but groceries are still expensive because we have so few big chains they are passing on all of the cost to the customer they don't have to eat any of that and their profits are still high and I want to give you an example again in America it's actually not as bad as some other countries I want to give you an example of what it looks like when this stuff gets worse so let's jump over good day mate to the beautiful land of Australia where due to inflation everything has been getting more expensive even the damn kangaroos uh people in Australia are even more upset about their economy than people in America in fact about half of All Families say their finances are getting worse off than a year ago this is a very bad sign of consumer sentiment again the last time they felt like that in Australia was 2008 in the height of the housing crisis so this is a you know this is a real bad shot people are not feeling okay about their finances in Australia and uh a lot of that comes down of grocery prices so what happened with groceries well there's only two grocery companies of any Import in all of Australia choose your fighter you can have the red team Kohl's or you can have the Green Team Woolworths these are it you're either a cold man or you're a Woolworth man that's it if you want to get groceries in Australia because in the 1950s till now these two companies have bought up or merged or acquired all of their competitors so now there's only two choices in the whole damn country and they have been passing on all of the price increases to their customers they just have there's nowhere else you can go here's a little uh beginning of documentary is worth watching have we got this it's one of the smaller trolleys too this just cost me almost $400 this is absolute joke Kohl's and Woolworth Australia's big two Under Fire there's no doubt we are paying higher prices than we should they've just become bigger and bigger it's like they've got their hand on your throat and just letting you breathe insiders are speaking out if you're not willing to play their game it's a lot of intimidation so how would you categorize a special a little bit like a drug intimidation threats back room dealing price gouging this is what happens when when a few corporations get this much power they behave in similar to a mob to a mob it's a grocery Mafia that they are flexing their power over workers over unions and over customers to benefit themselves the expense of everybody else and and they're posting dramatically High profits at the same time as people are having a cost of living crisis and so one piece of good news just happened that I want to give you uh uh information on so all this is happening right ww worths Kohls they suck people are getting more and more mad they're getting fed up and there's nowhere else they can go and so this guy the CEO let me make sure I get his name right uh it is Brad banducci the CEO of WW worths decided he was so Charming he was going to go on national TV and charm people over and win them over and tell them how great ww worth is he was like everyone's mad at us everyone's pissed at us I'm going to be this the relatable CEO that is going to turn this all around and so he took an interview uh here it is with four corners in Australia let's see the Riz the former head of the I so the guy's going to this guy's the interviewer he's going to start out by talking about a guy named Rod Sims Rod Sims is the equivalent to Lena Khan in Australia he is the guy that had that headed up the a Triple C which is the Australian competitive commission or whatever that tries to block mergers or break up big monopolies and that guy just retired and on his way out said hey these grocery stores are [ __ ] way too powerful we got to break them up that's what he said what he's talking about okay he's gonna bring that up Rod Sims the former head of the A C says that we have one of the most concentr superet world is lying it's not true his words are retired by the way I don't think you would impune his integrity and his understanding of competition law I'm just saying the world has got much more competitive he retired 18 months ago he's not okay let's we can we take that out is that okay I should I mean he he is retired I shouldn't have said that are we going to leave it in there if we are well I mean we're on the record you said it I mean you know let's let's move on but yeah yeah I know I think I'm done guys I do this intent you know I don't do this for bad you're walking out really we just talk for a second have a minute pause for a second this is the point where his team goes no no no no it's going to look [ __ ] terrible if you walk out and then his team like brings to a corner and they're like hey you [ __ ] have to sit back down if you walk out on this interview they're going to [ __ ] me about it forever and so he comes crawling back let's keep going anyway it's a train wreck of a [ __ ] interview and it aers all over Australian TV and gets MD a bunch and he has to quit even though if he had just shut the [ __ ] up he was they're making insane profits he could have bought a second private jet he decided to wait to the line of fire and prove how Charming he was and now he's uh now he's now he's forced out because the the the the the push back from consumers is so insane um anyway hopeful obviously uh extremely bad situation in Australia hopeful they will uh engage their competitive market authorities and actually begin to break up some of these monopolies as I'm hoping will happen worldwide I truly think the only way we can reclaim any sort of uh consumer protection is to break up some of these concentrated duopolies oligopolies and monopolies that have choked out innovation in a lot of our uh our Industries U oh ads my bad my bad my bad my bad I'll pause for a second I'll pause for a second I need to drink of water anyway oh tell me when they're done tell me when they're done because then we're going to talk about something I can't wait to talk about pay the fee you peasants uh one of the grocery CEOs in Canada wanted me wanted wanted to be the face for their commercials then gave himself a huge bonus now he's the most hated man in Canada I would love to learn more about that guy I have not seen this uh that's funny his name is gayen Weston we'll look at it after this I I'll look into it gayen Weston huh anyway this happening all over the world but some countries have it more concentrated than others Australia is one of the worst um I think Canada's pretty bad too actually if again if you're in a country with like two two three or Less groceries the amount of control they have everybody has to get groceries food is a is you know it's a human requirement the amount of power and control they have over so much of the the economy is insane you need a lot of comination you need you need dozens of them ideally or they'll just they'll just milk you on milk they'll milk you on the price of milk um all right we're back that's a fail let's give a win a win okay um as a West Coast California liberal the one thing I want is for everything to be woke and finally Google heard my prayer and created woke [Laughter] AI finally we got some woke AI the one thing needed to beat chat GPT let me set the stage for you here let let's let's get real uh chat GPT and Microsoft and open AI are dominating the highly growing AI industry okay the consumer side of it obviously Nvidia controls the hardware side and Google is freaking out for the past year Google has been on Code Red they have been freaking out they have been spending absurd money on salaries trying to hire the best and the brightest of AI talent and hopefully catch up to chat GPT and uh and and and Microsoft because they are very worried that AI will disrupt their core search business and make them irrelevant so after years of uh working and throwing tons of money and time at it today they came out with their brand new strategy not today a few days ago their brand new strategy Gemini and instantly people started asking it questions like uh can you show me an image of an Australian woman all of the examples were uh people of color fine can you show me an IM of a British woman all the examples were people of color okay fine show me of American woman all the examples people of color fine show me American revolutionary soldiers it's a black woman and a Asian man okay at some point people started to notice that this was not very effective this was just not this is not uh an extremely of you know an accurate way of depicting the world that's the Blacker Chinese meme on on George Washington uh additionally people asked it questions like who negatively impacted Society more Elon tweeting memes or Hitler it was like it's not possible to say elon's tweets have been criticized for being incentive and harmful and again I [ __ ] on Elon all of the time uh in fact you know when I saw this tweet I might even have agreed with you I was this close but it is Hitler we're talking about he didn't kill a lot of people and so um yeah the whole thing is like kind of insane it's incredible the amount of um like layers of prompt addition they they SN like secret prompt Edition they have put in to try and make sure again uh there's two ways to take this and I want to give you my theory because obviously there's like a lot of conservative media that will tell you this is all part of a secret cabal of people's plan to wokey the world world uh this is how you know everybody is secretly trying to poison our mind and youth my more theory is that Google is a dysfunctional messed up culture everyone there is scared of getting fired they would like to Coast on easy money okay so there's a bunch of people at Google that don't do anything that would like to coast and they put stuff in like this because they're very afraid of any possible backlash getting them in trouble at their jobs so they'll add every possible layer of protection which in turn actually ends up making them get the backlash uh this is but that is their goal they're just trying to stop uh any sort of bad news article which in turn gets in the bad news article and what's funny is um they put out a a a apology our AI image generation feature got it wrong here's more on what happened how we're working to fix it and they put out this whole thing um basically saying they wanted to include a range of people not just white people and then they must have miscalibrated it which is okay fine it overcompensated but I think there's a larger problem here again um even if they fix this situation I want to talk about the core AI strategy which seems panicked and desperate Google's chaotic AI strategy leaves users bewildered even if they can fix this that no one even understands what the what makes their stuff different or better or how it's going to benefit them and they called it again to access this this thing you had to pay for a $20 service called Google one AI premium this is all part of Google's insane [ __ ] names tacked onto names tacked onto Services strategy where nobody knows what the [ __ ] is going on uh it's slop and so if we can't understand it I just I feel I feel like they're floundering and everything I know from people that work uh in the tech industry or around Silicon Valley is that Google has become essentially a retirement home for people who are talented but want to Coast collect 400k a year plus stock options and not work very hard there's not there is no uh urgency there they would love to Coast on search and now that the search might finally get disrupted it is scary in the piss out of them um it is like constantly changing the YouTube title to get more views well that's a cool thing to do nobody should make fun of that um that being said there's another AI strategy that is also turning heads and causing problems I want to give a fail over to Air Canada Air Canada decided to fire their customer support service staff and replace them with an AI chatbot great corporate profits I love that the only problem is the chatbot hallucinated a discount that did not a refund policy that didn't exist and told a customer yeah that's fine and then when the customer went for the refund they were like wait a minute no no no no no thankfully the judge stepped in and said yeah you have to honor that if it's your chatbot telling someone they shouldn't have to look somewhere else this is awesome I hope all judges follow suit if you're going to get an AI to tell me something that thing better you you have to back that up you can't just it's a machine saying you can't blame an employee again the judge is pretty clear I read through the the court order and it basically said like hey if you're a customer and you go to their website and you ask a question and it tells you an answer that answer is binding they don't need to go to the fact or something and like look through all the like that is a binding answer and so they shut down the chat bot immediately because people were trying to break it instantly after after this case went out people were like trying to get it to get them free flights and [ __ ] um but yeah again uh not only is air Cina being forced to honor a refund invented by its AI chatbot but they tried to get out of it by saying the bot is responsible for its own actions everyone wants AI but no one wants be responsible for it it's insane it's insane to buy a chatbot program it on your rules and then say it's it's whatever it does I can't be blamed uh and thankfully the judge did not go for that uh but man this is a crazy Preston especially in Canada any company that uses an AI chatbot you should be trying to break because I've seen people like there was a uh Ford dealership chatbot and somebody broke that to get like a 90% discount on a truck like and they threw in like a free vacation or something it was crazy now obviously they didn't honor that because we haven't got a court case here but in Canada go for it baby go for it um and now we've covered Australia we've covered Canada but all of the Commonwealth must be taken back to its Homeland okay we must go to the Queen's birthplace with our final story of today's marketing Monday in the [Music] UK live from London this is BBC News it's my favorite Club of all time uh o brv I want to extend a uh Olive Branch to my UK comrades okay to my friends across the pond uh a fish and a chip to you I always make fun of the UK on this broadcast but now they've officially entered a technical recession uh and are dealing with one of the worst economies they've had in decades I feel bad for them and so I've decided to include them on our fun every week on marketing Monday I talk about hilarious scammers uh in the American system most of them from Silicon Valley who took investor money made stupid businesses and made a ton of money but I never talk about people do that in the UK so today I'm giving a win to hoopen from the UK who proves that UK [ __ ] can scam with the best of them hoopen if you don't know what it is is zoom but more British which of course the entire Globe was demanding hoopin during the pandemic raised hundreds of millions of pounds at a valuation of like8 billion doll uh to become an online conferencing platform based out of the UK and it was headed by this guy uh Mega mine I actually don't remember his name uh this guy a 27-year-old startup founder in the UK who told the world he was going to revolutionized teleconferencing uh and he tried and he tried and he hired a bunch of people hundreds of people blit scaled the company grow insanely fast kept raising money spent all the investor money on offices and flights and hiring uh he also paid himself quite a bit Johnny bofat B bofat yeah Johnny buat um cashed out 100 million pounds of his own money then said we're gonna keep growing don't worry cash out another 195 million and then the businesses failed and then the business immediately failed and all of the investor money was vaporized it turns out that nobody wanted to use it so I just want to say you know this happens all the time in America but to happen in the UK to a man like this it's worth applauding okay you guys really still you know what we learned from the best the Revolutionary War broke us apart but this could bring us together congratulations on joining the club um and if you want to uh pick this up you can buy this for uh I think pennies in the dollar if you want to pick up your own Zoom I think they're selling this at fire sell prices today it's liquidating uh ladies and gentlemen that is the past week in marketing and business news we'll cover even more next week including the Discover Capital One merger on marketing Monday thanks for watching appreciate you and tune in next week for even more including was up Beijing PK champ PK champ PK champ PK champ PK champ PK champ PK champ uh we have a yeah I actually have a uh pretty big was at Beijing that I'm splitting into a separate video so I cut it out this one but thanks for watching uh yeah let's check out let's check out gayen Weston real quick I'm very interested in this grocery price Wars gayen Weston Canada what did he do gayen Weston steps down business news Galen Weston about to be replaced as president and CEO of L laws beginning next year he will remain in a Canadian groceries are called lbl what the [ __ ] is L Bob lbls llog wah I'm sorry you guys shop at lob laws that's crazy that's crazy you have only yourself to blame that guy has enough power he runs a grocery chain called lws and he has power and influence um so he got a four at a time when Canadians are paying more for the cost of food another major increase is getting a lot of attention tonight a pay raise in the Millions for labl CEO gayen Weston ctv's Heather buts reports hether butts grocery bills aren't the only thing on the rise so are the salaries of grocery Executives among them gayen Weston L Blas paid Weston $8.5 Million last year up from 5.4 when you add up his oversight of la blah George Weston Limited and Choice Properties his uh here what I've been talking about there's so many corporations have become uh piggy banks for senior Executives like that don't add any value they just it's just a huge uh money siphon for like a very small number of people who have control over the boards uh you got to see his commercials all right let me see his commercials let me see so funny when people have billions of dollars and they think all I have to do is stay like lay low and my life is incredible forever I have no downsides but they're like what if I also had attention I need to be public I need to be the face uh lob law commercial Galen Weston uh let's see is this give me a good one hi Canadians it's your benevolent overlord gayen Weston Jr at loas we know that times are tough that's why we're freezing prices on is this a a parody this is not him right this is fake this is a funny parody let's see all of our noname brand items $5 for spaghetti and that's not going to change for months that's such a high price that Shoppers can count on get away from me gayen Weston Junior I hate your little shirts beans are so expensive and going to stay that way way you're scun ltin your whole family is scun have you tried honey Yuzu Citrus lemonade PC insiders report calls it the drink of the summer actually looks pretty good forever one day the people are going to rise up and we're going to tear down everything you built M Yu since when does a tub of ice cream cost $12 from now until after the holidays your face I've seen you in my dreams you're the dark one the bringer of famine and pestilence and 20 times the optimum Point trust us Canada we're going to fix these prices oh not like that yeah not bring them down Canada the humor it's good uh yeah so anyway that's happening globally that's what's happening and I that's why I really hope this uh merger gets blocked between Kroger and Albertson it's just going to be bad especially in towns that don't have other competition uh find an actual commercial bro you have to find it for me cuz I I Googled it and that's what I got that's what I got um they've been caught price fixing multiple times lob laws price fixing oh they were price fixing bread they had to pay a $50 million fine because they were price fixing bread it colluded with all of its competitors in the bakery industry in unison to raise the price of bread Jesus it's like that's like day one Monopoly villain [ __ ] you know it's like not even cool that's like what you do in the 20s uh they eventually gave everyone a small settlement if you could prove you bought bread back then so you needed to keep your bread receipt from years ago in order to get some small restitution for getting scammed that's base let's photocopy some and let's all get paid um what I don't like about these is it it often looks like they pay the fine but admit no wrong doing this happens all the time where they deny it deny it deny it deny it then finally get caught and then like all right we'll pay the fine but we Adit no wrong doing it's like annoying to me it's just like you know you did why you're fined you're not just paying $50 million out of the goodness of your heart bro they caught you um here's the real commercial but it's not funny well I didn't expect to be funny I know food prices are top of mine these days they just keep going up it's so annoying go what an annoying smarmy thing to see I know food price this guy in this [ __ ] shirt who made4 million more dollars this year than last year no you don't know bro even I don't really know and I got like one one millionth of your income that's crazy are top of mine these days they just keep going up your grocery bill is higher because it costs manufacturers way more to produce products than it has in decades that's clearly no Comfort when you're worried about your own food bill so to help hit the brakes on food inflation we're freezing the price of all no-name products until January 31st that's 1,500 Essentials locked food prices go up no name prices won't guaranteed we know that every cent counts know [ __ ] the Frozen lock uh yeah raise the price then lock it in and then by the way there's plenty of plenty of companies right now that can't raise prices people go somewhere else so all they do is they shrink flation they know if they raise price people get pissed so all they do is they give you less which is what they could do you could freeze the price and then if you have to want to raise it again you just give less um let me read the comments thanks for contribution to keeping Canadians hungry through corporate greed and patronizing tweets for those of us not born into generational wealth and a business we can inherit from Dad it truly is a hellscape uh Chad brand realizes food prices are the most expensive they've been in 50 years and makes a promise to keep them the exact same for two [Laughter] months don't worry worry these are not coming down uh also two months is such a funny uh this guy should be in jail price has been frozen price has been frozen and now the price freeze have been melted into water interesting uh wow would you press the button extreme I would click that video all hell BL blah wait there was some um there was some videos that I wanted to watch some crazy interesting videos where did I see them so that we could watch them together it is marketing Monday after all which means it's a great time to watch a business video and learn a damn thing or two too um damn what was it oh it was about uh N9 to FES how end of 925s the overdue collapse of the 9 to5 job from how money Works let's see what this video is like uh the overdue collapse of the 9 to five job are doing Mass layoffs while complaining about not being able to find enough employees some workers are Min maxing the system by working multiple full-time jobs at the same time While others need to work hours of unpaid overtime this is true I do know two people that are on um remote they're still on it there was a lot of people doing this back in the day but there's people I know that are still on double remote Tech coding jobs and they are living the f I mean I wouldn't say the dream because I guess it is busy but really I think they have it's remote and it feels like it's just one workday with two paychecks which is crazy it is Absol I mean I don't know how long it can last I don't know what the situation is but two full-time remote jobs if they're balancing it right is crazy I can barely do one job yeah but I'm gonna be honest with you I don't think they are stressing I don't think it's like double the work to me it is like Omega coasting at both so it averages out to one um I think school in a job is way harder than this situation at just one job this is not to mention that the gig economy is consuming entire sections of the workforce D9 to5 was created by American labor unions in the 1800s and became mainstream over 100 years ago when jobs looked like this and this it was revolutionary for its time but how many of the modern problems in Corporate America are caused by trying to make an outdated system fit with every single modern job to the US 8.4 million people in the nation are working multiple jobs 850,000 jobs wages went up for American workers instead they're working multiple jobs it's called being overemployed one part time but I need both of them to again I every uh month we are seeing these crazy headline um jobs numbers and it's like oh 200,000 new jobs 300,000 new jobs job growth crazy when you look into it I mean the job growth is in part-time jobs part-time jobs and government jobs uh actual like full-time especially White Collar jobs are declining um decreasing in in amount and so and um a lot of jobs are cutting worker hours I'm sure some of you have experienced this in IRL where um jobs don't necessarily want to fire people because they don't know if they'll be able to get them back it's again if you lose your people it's hard to get them back and it's a pain in the ass but they're cutting hours they're trimming hours of people uh week by week to try and keep them on staff but like at lower cost and that is happening a lot so these job numbers to me are uh less impressive than the headline it would suggest ages went up for American workers instead they're working multiple jobs it's called can you explain what a white collar job is I mean I don't think it's a hard and fast definition but like white collar jobs are like soft hands jobs you know office jobs accountant tax professional uh um marketing uh you know and then Blue Collar jobs are like work with your hands you know Plumbing chucker um that's the uh that's the that's the the difference but like generally there's a demand for White Collar stable fully employed jobs with like a career growth and those are declining those are disappearing um those are doing more layoffs again we've seen Mass layoffs in like Tech and gaming and all these industry people kind of want to work at creative long-term white color jobs and um it's being replaced with a lot of part-time jobs all being over employed one part time but I need both of them to uh pay my bills every month my rent and groceries so just working all the time a report by the management consulting for McKenzie and Company found that 2third of the average human's wealth is in the work they can do over their lifetime everybody has time effort and experience they can trade for money and those tradable Commodities are worth twice as much as all the other assets that the average person possesses a regular 9 to-5 job has been a great way for billions of people what if I'm sorry to interrupt because that is a poignant statement but what if at Birth every American was given a rare Pokemon card that would appreciate and value over their life so we could cover their retirements or their housing or their savings do you know what I'm saying now if you wanted to like if you're at 18 and want to go to college you could sell it early but if you want to hold it for the rest of your life you can gain like a nice retirement nest egg is anyone following me on this this is my platform for president if everyone gets one with they be valuable they'll be different okay somebody might get a Charizard some might get an Rus or something um or maybe like somebody gets a black lotus I don't care so everyone gets a rare card all right can you trade them you can only sell it once the gold standard people to safely exchange a predictable amount of their time for a predictable paycheck with with predictable career advancement as they gain more experience but this one-size fits-all model for work doesn't fit with every job and trying to make it work has been bad for employees and bad for companies for three reasons which is causing three equally terrible Trends in the job market the first trend is that it makes time a worthless asset the Ford mortar company was one of the first businesses in America to adopt the 9 to-5 40-hour Work Week Henry Ford did this to make his company the most attractive place for Auto Workers to get a job this allowed him to pull Talent away from other automakers without paying his workers more in order to compete with Ford other automakers were forced to offer the same 40-hour work week with paid overtime eventually in order to compete with the automakers other companies were also forced to offer 9o5 jobs so that their best workers didn't quit and go and work on the car assembly line it's really sad like this is when America fell apart all right I feel like if we could just get back to the days where everybody had to work h 10 to six you know or you know I think like 10 12 hour days 14 hour days ideally from 12 years old yeah 996 I think if we could bring back those days we can work our way out of this funk s to seven seven days a week yeah these Auto Workers had tightly defined and repetitive tasks so unless the workers succumb to exhaustion the can do a consistent amount of work for every hour they spent at their post and every additional hour would produce the same amount of output if you work in a modern office job you will know that your work is nothing like this sometimes there is a lot to do and sometimes there is nothing to do but you still need to be there eight hours a day looking busy no matter I mean this is [ __ ] true um uh you know not that office worker you know it's still easier than a bluecollar job generally but this is [ __ ] true there is I I've just seen this firsthand years and years and years in that people near the end of the day are [ __ ] useless they're zoned out if it's like something where you have to be creative or write something that has any meaning it's just worse after three four hours of focus work after that it's dead um people waste a bunch of time they [ __ ] water cooler chat they walk around boss stops by your desk talks uh people browse Reddit people shop you know this is like the number one reason I think working from home has been so good for white call workers and why they want it so much is because you can just cut out all the [ __ ] do just the work in one chunk and then get back to you know then live your life normally the fact that you have to fill in all this extra [ __ ] to fill the Gap is just so uh demoralizing especially once you've seen the other side I mean for me for example I me I just thought the way this way I thought the way I thought I'm sorry I thought that's the way it always was and always would be so until the pandemic I didn't even see the possibility of like oh wow I don't have to commute you know [ __ ] 55 minutes One Way 55 minutes back and like you know think of something to do at the end of the day while I'm waiting so I don't leave early because then my boss will be mad like uh but once you see it it's so hard to unsee it I think a lot of people have seen it and they're like corporations are trying to force them to unsee it to pretend they don't know what back when the 40-hour week was being fought for by workers unions most Americans worked in manufacturing but today most people work in the services sector which is more diverse than you might expect unless you are working on a farm or in a factory you are a service worker and your job could be anything for making strategic corporate decisions to making coffees clearly these jobs are very different and should have a different schedule but most of the corporate world has tried to make the 9 to-5 fit all jobs but this doesn't work because no service jobs have tasks consistently delivered on a fine-tune production line work comes and goes as internal and external customers make demands and that means when people are busy and need to do more than 8 hours in a day to finish their work they are expected to work quote reasonable unpaid overtime according to an ADP Research Institute study of office professionals unpaid overtime jumped to an average of 9.2 hours per week in 2021 this is one of the risks of salary jobs too uh you know you might be on like an hourly job um I think I when I first started at twitch I was hourly like I had to register my number of hours and got paid and then I got promoted to a salary job within like four or five months and it was a higher nominal wage but then I was working more time and I had to work weekends because I had to travel to events because it was social media so I was actually making less money I was making less money than I would have at the lower rate if I just logged my hours from before it was kind of I didn't again I didn't realize it till later but like there there are tricks they do right once you're on salary it's like they then they have an incentive to try and squeeze as many hours out of you one more than a full extra day to keep up with employer demands but when there is little to no work to do because a project has just been completed or sales are seasonally slow workers are still expected to put in the 40 hours a week because that's what the business is paying them for if you're in this kind of job your best option is to try and find something that makes you look look busy but if you don't have something to work on you are probably going to be given meaningless tasks just to fill the mandatory 8-hour day if this was just another story about companies screwing over their workers with outdated business practices it wouldn't need a video sure but the 40-hour work week isn't even good for companies so it's time to learn how money Works to find out why we might be in the midst of the overdue collapse of the 9 to5 this week's lesson was sponsored by manscaped it's time to throw away that bulky beard trimmer you've been using for years and make an upgrade because manscaped is manscaped check it out manscaped get your balls trimmed the only thing I'm worried about with what these guys talking about is um I agree the 9 to-5 is is out of date and needs an update oh wow I'm worried that I see McKenzie here and they're just going to make it worse this Bureau Mackenzie and Company and compiled by statista growth in Gig workk and freelance jobs have outgrown typical permanent jobs by 500% over the last decade gig work apps have become very popular with unskilled workers due to their low barrier to entry and flexible working Arrangements someone with a phone and a bike can start working for a food delivery service like Uber Eats Postmates door Dash GrubHub or all of them like gig work is not a a good future I don't think we should be hoping for Gig work it's it's it's like they lose all all the risk goes on the employee they they're getting paid equivalent or less and yes they get the ability to make their like flexible schedule but like they lose uh benefits they lose um you know worker protection they are responsible for every aspect of it including like often times in like Uber's case the depreciation of their vehicle like their vehicle is not covered the gas is not covered and so yeah the wear and tear on the car adds up so it's I don't know it just offloads everything onto the the the employee and and then if anything goes wrong they're [ __ ] all at the same time in less than an hour by filling out an online form this has been a highly appealing alternative to minimum wage jobs that still rely on the Antiquated process of hting in a resume spending weeks doing job interviews only to still get ghosted by a fast food joint how will we dis disincentivize the gig economy the the way to do it is to just require companies to give them benefits the way they would a regular employee to treat them like employees the the the gig thing allows companies like uber to treat them like contractors that could be cut loose at a moment's notice and not have to cover them in any yeah if they had to do that uh it would change everything of course they know that's coming eventually people are getting more and more upset about it or the workers are figuring out they're not getting paid enough and quitting they can't get like eventually they have to raise the amount they pay or give them benefits but their hope is by then they can replace him with self-driving that is Huber's whole plan is squeeze this [ __ ] out of drivers while they can block up everything in the courts wait wait wait wait wait and then get self-driving right before anything gets fixed that's the plan offering 725 an hour for an unpredictable schedule Gig work jobs usually also pay terribly but people get to work as much as they want when they want and they can work around another full-time job for extra money even with all of the problems of gig work you can see why it has become so popular the popularity of freelancing and private Contracting has also exploded this is more popular among skilled workers who can sell their services to businesses just like an employee but with no ongoing agreement they are only paid when there is work to be done does anyone do this cuz this is kind of cool like if like does anyone do um uh Contracting as a full-time job like you Consulting Contracting freelance editor I mean editors kind of do this um was very hard I guess I mean it to me it sounds very similar to what I was talking about with um consecration which is like all single person businesses are like you should always be working at least part of your brain is like you should always be doing something um never stops never breaks which I think is which is tough um but I could see I could see like if you had a really really high margin uh skill like if you were I don't know a really good like for example I know there's people that can program in is it cobal the really old programming language that's used on like Wall Street there's people that can program in this one [ __ ] old language and they just they just do uh they do that like for two months a year and they're getting incredibly paid they do it completely on contract they get a huge contract for it and then they just [ __ ] chill uh because it's like it's so important to these finance companies and no one else can do it uh I contract in bi and data management jobs bi business intelligence private contracts are usually an agreed upon price for an agreed upon outcome like $10,000 to build a company website but they can also be built hourly for rules like Security Administrative Assistant or on demand workers according to a report by the management consulting firm Oliver Wyman Healthcare workers have been one of the fastest growing groups of workers ditching typical permanent roles in favor of working as private contractors on call nurses doctors and Hospital support staff already work on predictable hours so they don't sacrifice much by working as contractors instead of a direct employee aren't nurses making pretty big money off this or am I being fed propaganda I think my understanding is that there's nurses that are hustling out to different hospitals that are understaffed and making racks um because a lot of hospitals are understaffed and rather than raise their wages they would rather just like shortterm overpay for contract scab nurses basically in order to make sure they don't have to ever increase actual wages uh yeah they're just they they use these mercenary nurses so the mercenary nurses are are cleaning up and making good money but it's like all part of a plan to like make sure they don't have their extra raise r uh according to the report some nurses have elected to work in the temporary staffing market so they can take on fewer hours as mental health has become a top priority for workers in the industry private contractors in all Industries are usually paid more for their time than permanent employees because the business only pays for the hours of services they actually need which means most of the time their total out of pocket will be lower with mass layoffs dominating the new cycle people are also finding out the hard way that if they work in an out will employ State their 9 to5 doesn't give them much security anyway so workers at all skill levels are seeing they can make more and businesses are realizing they can cut down on expenses by doing away with the rigid 9o5 workday which is the second reason it's slowly becoming a relic of corporate history but the death of the 9 to5 is not going to be a good deal for everybody unfortunately for now businesses are going to be the biggest winners out of this shift even if they have to pay their contractors and gig workers slightly more per hour the first loss is benefits if you work as a private contractor you are becoming your own dude what's so [ __ ] about this is like philosophically I'm not even opposed to the idea of like [ __ ] the system nobody needs to work at the same company for 30 years with a pension like everyone can jop up around even if everyone's a contractor in some way this would all be okay if we didn't [ __ ] need benefits to survive in America that's the problem what's [ __ ] up about this is like if you don't have health Insurance in America you're [ __ ] if we had like uh Universal free lowcost health care then like [ __ ] whatever do contract work and jump around to different jobs and like it's totally different experience but right now everyone is like desperate to get a full-time stable employment position because it's the only way you can afford to get sick that that is that's the [ __ ] up part that's why it's so Twisted um you're getting squeezed from both ends and that's what we I think we have to make uh um gig work and contract work have benefits we have to solve that problem and then then this stuff can innovate this is like this is not doesn't necessarily have to be bad I think the 9 to5 is pretty outdated but boss which means that even though you are making more money there is overhead that you become responsible for benefits like paid time off training retirement plans accounting and health insurance are going to come out of your pocket health insurance through a regular employer is normally far more affordable than private options for Gig workers this can be especially tough because health insurance premiums for people who ride motorized scooters through late night traffic to deliver food to people's homes is simply unaffordable on the income of a delivery driver even if you are doing highly skilled Contracting if you don't manage these expenses carefully you will end up with less in your pocket than if you just stuck with a regular permanent position and your loss is their gain according to a survey conducted by Forbes small and medium Enterprises were hiring more contract workers because it simplified their accounting and reduced the ever increasing EXP expenses of human resource management it's not just small companies either according to CNBC contract workers have outnumbered direct employees at Google and other large tech companies since 2018 and the ratio became even more skewed during covid Google already has large human resources and accounting departments so they are pursuing contract work for two other reasons the first is that the most talented Engineers have realized that they can make more money working off one-off projects for lots of companies than they could by being a full-time employee with just one company the demand for talent during the good times meant that these companies just had to pay what these top Engineers were asking some highly specialized Engineers could Bild up to $110,000 an hour for their work to these companies the company I was freelancing for literally fired their entire design staff to rely on contractors and AI dude there's no [ __ ] way AI is at the level where they can fire a bunch of people and get the same quality it's just not there that's not unless you are writing bad articles about sports games there is nothing that AI can replace you with yet I mean it's just not uh they don't care about the quality yeah but somebody's got to care right I mean like if they're making it for someone else uh he works for polygon well then maybe uh yeah like and a could probably replace me as a chatter no one could replace you as a chatter okay who would say your classic message is like this wait let me I'm sry I got to find your message AI Dude where's your message I really really really want I want to see uh look at this [ __ ] wait is dexerto AI did they do that dexerto probably I guess it's just probably Gizzy Gizzy is your message uh yeah have no idea AI could never write these great dixo articles like like um women Under Fire for not picking up dogs poo after apartment charges her for it a woman's Under Fire on Tik Tok because she didn't pick up her dog's poo like that that's journalism okay someone has to do that someone has to write that a human being there's no way that's AI John Cena's only fans debut shocks fans with fisting action I mean they have uh usernames on them so there's definitely at least a staff writer right there's a staff writer uh although it's funny I think there was espn.com or one of those Sports websites they made fake profiles was this a marketing Monday win uh they made fake names and fake images and they they created fake LinkedIn for all of the AI driven article Sports Illustrated and then when someone found out and called them out on it they like [ __ ] Mass deleted it all at the same time uh that [ __ ] was crazy even for a company as rich as Google it was better to pay them only for the hours they really needed them instead of paying them millions of dollars a year as a permanent salary for the odd project where their skills would be needed the second reason is that during bad times like right now getting rid of contractors doesn't count as layoffs so companies can easily cut expenses without technically laying off any staff big layoff signal to investors and other employees that the business isn't a bad shape and that they would be better off investing their money or building a career somewhere else there are three groups that are really going to benefit from the death of the 95 but their gain is all at the expense of one big group that statistically you are a part of of the regular workers entry-level workers who can get gig work are not paid well but they weren't paid well in minimum wage jobs either they have just gained some flexibility to work when they want high-skilled workers who can move to contract roles can make a lot of money by working for the highest bidding company I got a question has anyone here driven Uber driven Uber or delivered Uber Eats um I would like to ask a question obviously if you add in the cost of wear and to your vehicle uh plus the pay the pay is not good like it's not good but how do you feel about the job outside of that if you if if the pay is like if the pay was better how do you feel about the job outside of that I loved it it's fun bad bad it's okay great it was chill let him cut job is great cuz I think like in my mind I my my only real problem with these is that they don't have benefits um if they covered the required expenses of the work like wear and tear in gas and then had benefits of a job I think it's like a pretty I think it's fine um free fries is the benefit you're a fry yoinker bro you oh dude that's why they added the tamper proof now um can get write offs for gas if you have a hybrid since overcast by a mile yeah I mean um a lot of a lot of contractors have figured out that the way to do it is to start your own single person business and deduct everything so I mean you pay almost no taxes if that's your main source of income um tamper proof is not tamperproof damn are you if if my bag is is tamper proofed up and says the it's all sticker shut you are sneaking your finger in the side to get a fry out you're that you're [ __ ] wow dude disrespectful no wonder my Five Guys comes with empty fries now did you see the Dune 2 reviews I did I would like to preemptively apologize my understanding is that [ __ ] damn my understanding is that Dune 2 is based and better than the first and really good I'm dying sorry uh I got June fever so I'm excited I'm excited to see it uh uh significantly better than one yeah I'm I'm I'm I'm stoked I'm pumped for it only lost the idea of job security that never really existed for them anyway companies are also taking full advantage of the death of the 9 to5 by cutting down on their biggest expense Center the losers are regular workers right in the middle who are in rules that can't be Gigi but aren't in demand enough to be contracted out the fixed expenses of operating as a contractor health insurance business licensing accounting and everything else means it's only worth it for people earning well over the average wage if you are earning $6,000 as a permanent employee you would have to charge $80,000 a year as a contractor to break even and not many businesses are going to pay that $220,000 premium for a standard job new regulations intended to protect contractors and workers are another problem if a contractor files for unemployment after their job is completed with a company they can file an ss8 form with the IRS which can trigger an audit to determine if that contractor and other contractors working for the company meet their requirements to be counted as a permanent employee okay if they do then the company has to cover their unemployment benefits and has to provide other benefits to every other contractor in the business as well businesses don't want to take that risk so they use staffing agencies to handle all the compliance for them according to data from the American Staffing Association most contractors now work through middleman staffing companies for contract just layers of [ __ ] just a company firing its full-time employees and then hiring a middleman staffing agency to hire temp workers so that anywhere in the along the chain they can't be in trouble uh I do love middleman I do love it uh I think it's so shortsighted though I just I I I just have this sense and I swear to god dude I think people call me a uh uh a Doomer or whatever on this which I'm not I just think specifically post 2021 since 2021 I feel like the mindset of of a lot of companies uh have gotten so [ __ ] shortsighted everyone is like doing the last gas but getting the money out of the system that's what I feel I feel like it's like the last [ __ ] harra of everyone trying to [ __ ] get rich um of just squeezing short-term profits uh hey I've heard of everyone at my J&J Factory is going to be hired on contracts now because they have people quitting too fast wait what do you mean people are quitting too fast so they're putting them on contract work what does how does that help does that make it easier for them to quit thing is if you if you replace all your full-time workers with contractors it will save you money in the short term but like those workers are not loyal these hoes aren't loyal bro once the workers have learned that you don't give a [ __ ] they they respond in kind they try to jump [ __ ] at the first opportunity they're constantly trying to get the [ __ ] out of Dodge um everyone is quitting too fast I know people on full-time positions now it just doesn't make any sense like if everyone's quitting too fast let's give them worse jobs or more likely to quit that'll do it if everyone keep quitting our shitty work environment let's pay them less and give them fewer benefits um my last company switched the whole it tment to contract and they literally every valuable employ me left yeah again I just think like it's it's stuff that looks good in a quarterly report right we cut costs we saved all this money but like you know like for example just here's an example I I am a business that has contractors my editors I could if I wanted to uh tomorrow fire all my editors and replace them with people on Fiverr like and then I can go to my [ __ ] shareholder my wife and be like babe I cut cost we we I'm keeping way more of my profit from YouTube I could do that right but then the quality of the oh F then the qualities of the video would get shitty like it would get worse there' be it wouldn't immediately affect me it would affect me over time as my [ __ ] got shittier and shittier and so I think this is happening to a lot of companies as they're like desperately trying to like last second juice profits um my last company hired me as a contractor fired me hired me full time and then fired me again are you [ __ ] the boss or something that's a dramatic that's drama there's too that's too much drama for that level of uh firing um character is working through these middlemen it can combine all of the problems of permanent employment with none of the benefits of being a private contractor and that's the third reason why the 9 to5 is going extinct it lets companies pull some creative business Maneuvers the H care industry has been one of the biggest victims of this shift go and watch my latest video on the deadly monetization of nursing homes to see how contract Staffing is being used as a tool to maximize Returns on a failing business model as someone who's done Contracting work time to time in the finance space I will be writing an article on how to make the most out of these risky roles over on my totally free email newsletter compounded daily so make sure to sign up at the link below to keep on learning yeah we talked about this private Equity has been buying up uh nursing homes and then uh cutting costs dramatically making them shittier to but again like that catches up to you that's what I'm saying it's all catches up to you to you um I had a company hire me as a temp fire Me 3 Days Later bring me back 3 days after that and now they're hiring me on what a saga what a journey it's so bad my mom works in nursing homes yeah it is bad it's really bad um the cost cutting is horrific yeah yeah yeah they're just buying them all up and cutting the cost uh but like you know again people figure it out it just takes a while um did you see that Riot's project L got renamed yeah it's two two hit KO or something right it's not bad two hit KO it's kind of a fun name I'll check it out why is everything happening now or has it always been like this I mean private equity's always been shitty um I wouldn't even say it's necessarily all happening now but it is getting more financialized um oh 2x KO oh it's worse a I wish it was 28 KO 28 KO is cool 2x KO is not as good um but like you know the reason it's happened over the past let's say 10 years more specifically is because the the money has been so cheap toy borrow that is the unique thing of our lives especially your lives if you're younger than me which everyone in the world is no but if you're like in your 20s you have lived through the 20 years of like every year interest rates got lower it was easier to borrow money let me give you an example can I use a pirate software paint here for a second can I just I want I want you guys understand like how this stuff works on like a fundamental level okay let me pirate software paint this for you let's say you have a mother [ __ ] uh lemonade stand I want a thicker I want a thicker lemonade stand you got a lemonade stand okay wait here's your picture of lemonade lemonade okay and it's terrible you charge 50 bucks for a lemonade almost nobody buys it no yeah this is a bad your lemonade doesn't even taste good okay you start this business with a loan now in normal times you get a loan from the bank let's say let's get a bank here this is a bank okay you get a loan from A bank and you got to pay them back interest on that loan every month in normal times they might be pretty high so let's say you get a $5,000 loan to start your business and you got to pay I don't know [ __ ] 500 bucks interest a year all right uh that's normal but we've been in an environment for the past 15 20 years where the cost of borrowing has gotten cheaper and cheaper and cheaper and cheaper so imagine you could take $5,000 the bank and it only cost you 10 bucks in interest this is all you got to pay to make the payments you got to pay this back eventually but you can just keep stalling and paying just the minimum just the interest payments every month so if all so really all you have to do to keep this business alive is make enough to make these payments so you borrow 5K you [ __ ] set up your shitty business you buy lemons overpriced you make a shitty business there's a couple customers it's not a very good business but you can constantly make enough to just pay the minimum on your [ __ ] basically on your credit card balance of this bet and if you ever run out of money you just borrow 5K more and now you're paying what 20 a month dude I'm my my pen is so bad why why does it not work I can't uh why does it not work so you can pay 20 a month you understand and okay so you run out of money again so you borrow 5K again to cover your now you're using the borrowing money to pay your payments it doesn't matter like you can stall out this bad business for so long it's called a zombie company and so many companies that don't actually make sense that don't make enough money to pay off their debts they ex they're just walking around borrowing money to pay off the minimums to keep going they'll figure it out what if you borrow 50k and you go to like a lemonade conference and you buy a private jet and you like live lavishly and you go on the cover of Mag talking about how great your lemonade is and it's like dog sh you're not selling that much like this is happening a lot and this is why so many bad businesses have thrived over the past 15 20 years and then finally when we got inflation the cost of borrowing went back up but one thing I got wrong is I thought that would be an immediate impact but actually in 23 some things went down but overall everything stayed okay and that is because a lot of people have locked in longer term borrowing at lower rates it hasn't kicked in yet um isn't this a Ponzi scheme no this is not a Ponzi scheme this is just a bad business borrowing money to stay afloat a Ponzi scheme is like [Music] um like if they made the lemonade club and if you put money in it'll grow and then they just use new customers money to give you old customers money that's not um can you explain it would the banks be able to go after everybody that did this when it hits what do you what do you mean um no everything they're doing is normal and legal they're just borrowing money to make a business that can't afford to pay it all back and and it's just paying the you know it's like if you have a minimum wage job and you get a credit card and take out a $100,000 loan on it you just spend money you can maybe make your minimum payment maybe you know what I'm saying if you take all your money you can just keep making the minimum every month but you can never pay back your loone you don't have enough money um so I could just borrow money and be rich people did this all the time people all over the country started businesses borrowed money lived rich and beyond their means and when the money ran out they just borrowed more this is this is like very normal this is what what's been going we've been in such a weird environment a bubbly environment um or let's say for example let's clear this I just want you to understand I want you to like get what the world has been like in your lifetimes and why it is so strange and why we're in such a weird spot right now okay imagine let's say there's a thing called a house dude why can I not draw cuz can someone please explain to me why it doesn't am I crazy it doesn't draw anymore right click oh why is it right click oh is this is this one I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see let's see there's a house by the way we're going to watch House in nine minutes all right I'm just explaining this let's do this thing called a house okay uh and houses for 30 years remained you know adjusted for inflation roughly the same price they were like a normal price to income r ratio for your area Howes cost you know some multiple you know 2 3x what a person made a year okay this is what so like they're affordable houses were relatively affordable for for 30 years okay and then when it becomes cheap to borrow money this house that cost 150k well okay now I can afford it and and you can afford it CU we can both borrow money so I'm going to borrow 175k cuz it's cheap to borrow and I'm going to outbid you okay well now I get the house POG well now you're pissed and you go to the bank and you're like well money's cheap to borrow right I'll borrow 180k okay and then now you get the house and then people do this back and forth because money is cheap to borrow and every year money got cheaper to borrow and it pumps the price of Housing and stocks and all assets because everyone can just borrow to keep outbidding each other and pumping the price so we've had years and years and years and years and years of like this debt fueled speculative bubble in everything um and and you know now that interest rates again the cost of borrowing money is finally expensive again now that you finally have to have big payments when you borrow this money it's it's causing stress in all aspects of the economy but everybody as I've real realized is just holding tight and praying they go back down that's what they're doing they're they're they're just trying to outlast it but if if they stay higher much longer we're gonna have a real problem um big can you explain using Pokemon cards I'm not understanding uh if you ask me a more specific question I could try to help uh I know it's kind of complicated so I I'm trying to make it understandable um what is the AR people that think you're a Doomer I think um I think in general online people like to talk about you know stocks mooning everything's great of the Moon everything's great and what's funny is like until 2021 I was like the most Perma Tech bowl in the world like I am a guy who still to this day is long only most of my money in Nvidia and Amazon I'm not like I'm not a gold bug I'm not you know what I'm saying it's I think it's crazy to call me I'm just a guy who's like I think the more I understand how this stuff actually works and the more I um learn about it it's just it's like very shaky ground everything's on very Shaky Ground um and then when you look at really smart people what they're saying it's like yeah this is not it's not a a smooth it's not it doesn't feel like a clean uh efficiency growing economy it feels like a very financialized bubbly um House of Cards you know what I'm saying like I've lived in the 90s bro in the 90s you felt like everything was really growing like people were getting more productive wages were growing up uh cost of things were going down like it's a different you can just tell it's a different area this is not a good economy like people talk about it like it's [Music] um um my company announced a th000 layoffs today yeah I mean that's all good signs right [Music] uh can you explain what happens when it all comes crashing down because you're doing a great job explaining why it's sketchy but I show rates Stay High um I mean I don't think anyone has a direct answer to your question I don't think anyone knows it's like the big question of the day it's just that I mean the thing that's the most closely like the things that's closest to to experiencing real trouble is offices sorry um commercial real estate so right now like the biggest thing that's like due for um real problems is all these companies that bought office bases they can't fill I'm dying bro um you know if you spend hundreds of millions of dollars take out a loan from A bank to buy an office and then the office is no longer full and you have to sell that thing at huge losses uh it causes these huge losses on Banks and there's a lot of banks that are going to get hit with this they've been trying to hold off as long as they can yeah I'm going to die that's much house [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] yeah let me get a water let me get a water uh [Music] uh good ass weed interferon all right let me let me get a water and play an ad and we'll be right back to watch House watch a little House MD ladies and gentlemen hog champ running an ad one second be back in a second uh let me play this V song [Music] watching again in it's alls warm tonight I'm [Music] it's FR you know it I'll wait till show it at 4 in the [Music] morning in the of my screen in [Music] his while they inam I've my own dream I'm on my own team and now I'm staring at myone in my [Music] at playing this song driving at 150 miles per hour into oncoming traffic all right cool obviously just be careful you know not saying don't do it because that is cool I'm just saying make sure you're a wicked driver make sure you're wearing a Ryan goling from Drive jacket why does the bank keep giving out the money if they know they won't get it back is it just because they there isn't there money so they don't give a [ __ ] um the bank does think they'll get it back at the time they loan it but also yes it's a uh it's what you might call moral hazard which is that the bank knows if they loan to one person who can't pay it back that's their problem that sucks if they loan to a 100 million people that can't pay it back they'll get bailed out you know what I'm saying we've sort of conditioned banks that if they make small bad bets it's their fault but if they make really big consistent gigantic bad bets over years that infect all As of the economy well then they'll get rich their their Executives will get rich everything will be okay for them and then if they fail It'll be such a spectacular failure too big to fail that the government has to step in and bail them out because everyone will Panic you know Silicon Valley Bank uh made bad bets themselves and then when they failed there was such a public you know outrage that people might lose their deposits um the government s it and back stopped it that's why that's the risk that's one of my big concerns about the discovery Capital One merger is it like uh there's a lot to talk about with that but like one of the not discussed things is that um you know discover in Capital One are trying to bulk up to become an Ever bigger you know credit card defaults are rising people are not paying back their credit card bills and so making an even bigger credit card company right as that's happening is like a perfect way to get big enough that the government has to help you out when things go wrong it's just it's uh it's it's interesting timing can you explain why companies need people in offices they have to pay off the building either way right it's usually not like Google owning the Google building it's more like um some bank or some real estate company owns a big office building and then rents out the floors to different companies you know it might be like six floors for one company three floors for another and if those companies aren't paying for the floors and you got this big [ __ ] building that has a monthly payment that you can't make because nobody's renting your office then you're [ __ ] and you have to be forced to sell and if you sell at a huge loss you can never pay back the loan you took from the bank and then the bank's freaking out because they now are behind 200 million and the only thing you can do is give them back the keys to the building but if they get the building what are they going to do with it and that's happening to offices all over the country because people aren't coming back into the office especially shitty offices which is fine I don't care about the companies or the real estate agents or anyone but if it happens a lot then the banks get [ __ ] and then they are underwater and then they go under and then people who have money deposit at the banks that's that's the problem that's the that's the knock on effect um if they're all paying for the lease already why does it matter whether the employees are physically present I never hear that point explained I think what you're not understanding is that it's it's not the the the company with the employees does not own the building it's like it's like this it's like uh it's like this okay oh [ __ ] this is the office building there's like like there's three floors I let's say I own it okay so I atrio real estate atrio real estate I take out a $500 million loan from the bank and I buy this office building and then I go around to local companies and I say hey quack Industries do you want to rent this floor and you know uh somewhere else um whatever okay and I rent it out but then Co happens everyone starts working from home and then these guys stop renewing quack stops renewing he no longer wants my floor because he doesn't have enough employees to fill it so he stops paying me well I still have to pay a mortgage you know on this 500 million loan I took I have to pay money every month to the bank I got to pay you know what 78 million or something so now I'm freaking out cuz I used to get that money from my tenants here and then I would cover this and make a profit but now I can't afford this so what I do is I go to the bank and I say hey I can't afford to pay you back uh here's the building and I give him the keys but then the bank's like well what the [ __ ] do I do with this we have to sell it so they fire sell the building for like you know way less for 150 million instead of 500 million it's a huge loss and then that because that's sold it drags down the price of all the other office buildings around it and they have the same problem caus a cycle uh you know it's similar to the housing crisis of 0708 but with Office Buildings instead of why do the companies care if the person they rent from is going bankrupt they don't at all they don't no no no nobody cares again nobody cares or should care the fact is it's happening so often and there's so many of them that it's going to cause problems with banks and when there's problems with banks then it's like a larger Financial CR like that's that's the problem otherwise we shouldn't give a [ __ ] if some rich [ __ ] buys an office and it's not worth as much as he paid for it I don't care we shouldn't care there's no there's none of your problem it's just something worth knowing because this is what's happening um then why do I need to go back to the office why my company just earning the reason companies want you to go back the office is not because of to help out their landlord it's usually because they think it gives them more control over their employees there's middle management that loves the feeling of being in office is what they've always known um yeah it's more for like and they're worried about you taking a second job and like sneaking it on them uh you know some of them like the company culture that's why I mean it's it's like a return to normaly they're trying to get back to not they're not trying to make their landlord more money um it also could be like some companies are doing return to office as a stealth layoff method method which is like hey we need a cut headcount but we don't want to say we're doing layoffs so we're going to do mandatory return to office whoever doesn't return is leaving is quitting and then we can get them out of the office without having to pay Severance that's like one way they're doing it um all right house house house house my my I'm getting uh I talk too much today on my sick sickness House MD season 6 ladies and gentlemen it has been a this is probably my favorite season of House easy season 6 has been so funny it's just been the funniest season by far uh uh every episode is so insane it's making me laugh we are now on April 18th 2010 April 18th 2010 my birthday is April 19th so this was like right before my birthday in 2010 I think I turned 108 um and the number one song when this episode aired was still Rude Boy by Rihanna but the number one UK song was Usher house truly overlaps with the uh the black IPS Will I Am era they really that whole 2010s they were in everything [Music] um all right so that was the number one song and the number one movie was still How to Train Your Dragon wow a classic to be sure we are going to watch Nightfall where the te the team treats a noble Knight featuring a guest star from Lost interesting [Laughter] toothless what's the best How to Train Your Dragon Zoomer opin only the first one or the second one wait which one has like the the girl toothless that three okay one is best but three is pretty good you watch the show you're ridiculous although I remember watching Hercules the show as a kid I liked it bro I liked it I liked the Hercules show bro I was into it uh really dated yourself there oh really did I I hope if I don't do that too many times chat might call me old [ __ ] I don't want to reveal that I'm older than my chat cuz they might call me old that would be [ __ ] up that would be terrible that would be a terrible outcome uh house now let's watch our 2010 era show House season 16 episode 18 season 6 episode 18 Nightfall ladies and gentlemen without further Ado do you have your snacks do you have your drinks we're jumping right into it |
boys today is a very special day today we're dusting off some videos that quite frankly should have been erased and forgotten but today are being dredged back up from the depths why because quite frankly i think some people need to see them yes they suck yes we will cringe but i think it's important let me explain why listen when i grew up i always wanted to be able to sing yes yes i'm not gonna do it don't worry thank you for sparing me but everyone in my family told me look don't bother you're not good you're not talented and to be fair it was true so i never practiced until in college i saw a video of this small time artist may have never heard of him ed sheeran okay and he showed the first time he had sang before and the results shocked [Music] dear me no yeah that's right and i know uh you know most people laugh at this but for me it was a revelation okay the understanding that people don't just walk out of the womb doing the michael jackson hip thrust and singing like an angel it actually really encouraged me and ever since then i've been sort of shameless about singing everywhere and practicing because i just realized that sucking and being bad is part of the process they were all beginners at some point and that's the real way to think about it you aren't bad at something you are a beginner you are inexperienced it is a growth verse fixed mindset and so today i want to help contribute to that understanding because today we're going to be looking at arguably my only skill in life which is making videos and i'm gonna show you where i started now i'm not at sharon and i know this isn't a late show not doing make-a-wish yet thankfully but hopefully we can give you guys the same lesson okay you don't need to be steven spielberg to understand that we've gotten better so i hope this is an uplifting message for you guys let me set the stage for you where we're at and where it all began ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 10 million dollar studio i'm your host coffee zilla and i haven't always been in the 10 million dollar studio guys when all this started the dream it all started in a small bedroom in college station taxes guys going to school for chemical engineering i hated it okay my big dream was not to do what i did in school okay and so in my head guys at the time i was thinking i'm gonna go be a youtuber right i'm gonna go do what fred the youtube star did so i in college started making youtube videos and here's the first one that i ever did let's watch and get ready to cringe i know i will now guys i just want to note here that i did get a glass of wine for this because this is going to be tough already i'm offended by the camera angle okay yes that is a uh that is what we'd call a very artistic choice if we're being very charitable there's me i thought it was gonna be a piano star that's right i'm a mediocre pianist on the best day but i was sure that i was going to be entertaining the masses with my mad skills so let's watch a little bit now don't get excited not too many camera angles here can we get some volume here that's it you know it's not bad i mean i'm not listen my point is not that it's bad honestly we can play it as background music as i give you commentary for what i think for this you can see me trying okay youtube's a video platform though it's a personality platform what am i doing my face isn't on screen my uh bird like wrists very skinny wrists um they're right there i don't know what what's going on i feel like like i'm getting vertigo watching the video so we're just gonna go ahead and move past this now this was back in 2014 guys it's taken me seven years okay to go from this to this all right wait i don't know if that's that impressive actually maybe we should scrap this idea guys not that impressive no i'm just kidding let's just move on now let's fast forward a bit because i don't want to bore you guys it's a lot of me just not understanding how stuff works so this is me three years later okay almost exactly three years later still trying the piano thing bold move okay still looking like a young stud okay not no beard yet those gurus haven't grounded me down into a bulb uh let's watch a little bit of this so you can see my camera framing has improved you know playing still okay you know we're all right we're not oscar peterson but uh that's okay i still not by the way okay so i'm doing some weird head gyrating that's how you know that i'm in the mood okay um the point is what are we doing here okay this isn't spotify this is youtube uh who's this guy why should we care i have no on camera anything yet i haven't figured it out okay at some point i realize i'm not the greatest piano player in the world so what do i really have to offer it can't just be piano and that's smoldering smirk okay gotta be something else so i make a shift now this is this was big for me okay i'm gonna walk you guys through and i hope as you're watching you are collectively going oh my gosh it took him three years to realize that he he wasn't going to um wow people with solo piano on youtube when there's literally the greatest piano players in the world on youtube it took you three years to figure that out yes it did okay i hope that gives you some context so now okay this is the video guys this is me finally figuring it out i think i just graduated college actually right here i'm realizing the time is now okay let's watch gosh i look so young uh so there are a lot of big changes coming to this channel and uh so let's get on with it so firstly i just started college which is super cool because it frees me up a lot to do more things with the channel and uh it's also super weird because my life is so why is my voice so high pitched i don't i'm not here to roast my i'm sorry i'm sorry go ahead steven from the past keep going sort of been planned out to this point now there's just open anyways so my goal going forward with this channel is to see if i can make it financially viable uh youtube full time and that seems a little far off you know with there just being 188 of us 188 guys it's been three years you would have thought i would have hung up my hat at this point 188 subscribers took me three years to do okay it's context context okay this was the start basically of the coffee break era now some of you know this this was when i realized that video essays i might be good at that try it out try a little bit more of my writing personality my what i was thinking about okay this was a really good era for me this is also when i started editing a lot more i'll just uh kind of mute this as we go through this is a video essay about casey neistat how he took how he took off um on youtube not a bad video i rewatched it i go ah it kind of you know editing is a little shoddy but it's stan it stands up it's fine it's fine right one of the big secrets to video essays is you can quickly achieve high production value because a lot of the assets are just used from other people because you're just kind of using like some copyright law fair use to transform content right so that was very helpful and we entered a new age of youtube so we go ahead and switch to this like hybrid thing that i did for a while set up this little set and did this for a while this was when i basically investigated scientific fraud at this uh institution in florida state that was very interesting now we're getting much more to the modern era you can see i've figured out a lot of things at this point i got a little custom graphic there that's very nice i've got a little uh little presence i've even got some nice music here let's let's play a little bit of this number 27 a professor in criminology sent me an email about the single biggest scandal that the criminology field had ever seen i looked into it partly out of curiosity partly courtesy but what i found obsessed me for months alleged fraud anonymous whistleblowers university cover-ups this investigation changed the way i think about science not in the way we discover truth but how we uncover lies but before we get into that let's back up our story begins with an anonymous email sent to several scientists who are co-authors on five papers within criminology and someone decided to start asking questions so much more of the current style of coffee break you can t or really coffeezilla too like these like investigations type things you can see me kind of a little more catching catching my wind here you can see some more development in the editing now we're introducing me on camera again no longer are we just like faceless behind some like somebody else's video we're starting to use our own assets around this time i wanted to take it further and well you know what i don't actually think that's so important at this point i kind of i don't know sort of was finding my way i don't think that i really care to like talk to people who are at this point i feel like you can find your way i want to talk to people who are here i think this is actually the hard part this gap between this and when you actually have people watching you like between this and the you know i think i did like 80 videos before 100 subscribers or 100 videos before 100 subscribers like it was yeah it's just long just a lot of work for no results for a very long time and i want to tell you guys that that's okay much like uh me singing and i suck it's just years of sucking basically that's the way it is uh unfortunately unless you're some savant unless you're some genius that's how it is if you go back to mr beast's first videos it's the same thing dude i even went back and checked i was like what are his first videos like they suck they're terrible i mean he would tell you the same thing it just takes you time to find your rhythm to find what you want to be doing to find your style like now when people see my channel they see this whole like monstrosity that we built but they don't understand all the things that we had to do to get to it so it might be discouraging for someone who starts out and they're making terrible videos and they look at us and they go wow like he's already got it figured out whatever no dude it took years to even like not even to even realize i was on the wrong track okay not even to get on the right track so at this point it's been seven years i've been on youtube i plan to do it for many more i love youtube i love creating videos and i feel like i've really kind of found my voice found my style but this message is for those people out there who have not i know we talk about scams there's nothing about scams this is literally about paying the favor forward for some of you guys out there who may think to yourself oh i can't do that i'm not talented i'm not good at it guys i'm not i'm not this i'm not that like i don't know how to say more clearly that if you feel like you don't know what you're doing if you feel like you're bad at something if you feel like you're a beginner that's perfectly normal that's exactly where you're supposed to be and if you really want to do something if you just stick with it if you just push through it will eventually pay off for you so i wanted to send this positive message out there we don't talk about this a lot we talk about a lot of scams but guys there are some underlying messages that i also want to push about um you know things like this creating stuff doing videos online so i hope this message was positive for you guys i hope you enjoyed realizing that um i spent years being bad at things i don't know if that helps anyways i guess i don't really have it into this video so uh [Music] if you enjoyed watching pump the stock as always thanks a bunch [Music] but things will be different if i was balling |
the crypto markets are crashing and two of the world's largest cryptos Luna and UST face Extinction from a multi-billion Dollar Bank Run that's billion with a b as of recording I still don't know if these coins are going to recover and the big question on everyone's mind is how did this happen I brought on an expert to explain it but first we have to talk about the basics of this stuff Tara USD also known as UST is an algorithmic stable coin which is different from Fiat backed stable coins like tether which at least pretend to be backed by real money algorithmic stable coins on the other hand aren't backed by anything the way they maintain their Peg to the US dollar or euro is with market dynamics by incentivizing Arbitrage usually there's a pair of tokens one of them paired to the currency and the other can fluctuate and I'm not going to get into exactly how this Arbitrage thing works because it's quite complicated and others have covered it in a great amount of detail the point is is that usually these things work really well and make a lot of money for everyone right up until they don't and things go boom historically every single algorithmic stablecoin has eventually lost their Peg in what's known as a death spiral where people lose their faith in the coin finally and rush for the exit and because this stable coin is not collateralized in any real way most people end up losing their money in these exit situations famously Mark Cuban got wrecked with a stable coin called iron and its Titan pair many people have compared this token pair to UST and Luna however there are differences which we're gonna get into but the point is there's been a lot of failure in the Algos stablecoin space which you need to know about people meme about all the different failures and say look you guys are trying Alchemy it's impossible you can't create value from nothing despite this fact it hasn't stopped people from trying every time a new algorithmic stablecoin fails two more crop up with new new strategies about how they're going to finally defeat this death spiral and the most popular and successful attempt at this has come from Terra Labs a company which created Luna and UST these two coins are extremely popular and in the top 10 of all cryptocurrencies so the project is massive and if these coins were to go bust billions of dollars would vanish one reason the people have invested so much into UST and Luna is because of a savings protocol called anchor which promises people a stable return of around 20 percent which is obviously insane especially given how stable stable coins are supposed to be as a reminder Bernie Madoff only promised a stable return of 10 percent a year and the anchor protocol is nearly doubling that leading many people to accused of being a Ponzi scheme however Luna investors who often call themselves lunatics say everyone knows these rates are unsustainable and claim they're just being used as a growth tactic to get people into the ecosystem and that they will eventually be lowered over time as of a day ago there was 14 billion dollars locked up into this 20 percent a year free money scheme and this has been one of the major drivers of adoption and this 20 return was seen as a great investment for many right up until the crypto markets went into free fall over the weekend and Luna and UST were hit some of the hardest of all Luna fell 50 percent in one day and UST actually depegged all the way down to 69 cents nice as for the anchor protocol there was roughly seven to eight billion dollars withdrawn from the protocol over the course of a couple days like I said Billion Dollar Bank Run and as of the time of writing I really do have no idea if UST is going to recover at all and that's why I brought on my guest today Bennett Tomlin he's something of a stable coin specialist and you may recognize him from my tether video and I couldn't think of a better person to talk to to really get get to the bottom of this Bennett thanks for coming on the show so this is absolutely insane we have billions of dollars hanging in the balance here and I guess my question is what are the scenarios here which ways could this go sure so the first way this could go is that people continue to lose confidence in this system and try to exit their Terra into Luna which when you do it below Peg mints more Luna and provides continued downward pressure on the price of Luna which is the algorithmic stable coin death spiral that's often talked about is once the confidence is shaken it can feed into itself and as the protocol is trying to protect itself it's also destroying Itself by draining any of the remaining value out the other option is that dokwan and terraform labs are able to using their Bitcoin reserves by partnering with appropriate market makers and Venture capitalists that they're able to at least for now get this back to Peg once they have it at Peg they're going to need to convince the community that this is still a thing worth having confidence in what you might see in order to try to get that confidence back is doquan and terraform Labs or perhaps just the Terra Community broadly may try to find a scapegoat some kind of entity firm or person who they can come up with a plausible motivation for wanting to attack Tara I'm already finding that by the way they're coming out and saying that you know centralized Banks want to bring Terra down they want to take down Luna so you're already seeing that occur but one of the interesting things I thought about the Luna found Foundation guard or whatever it's called is that they bought Bitcoin to supposedly protect the Luna Peg but since the markets are pretty correlated when the markets go down like this and you have like an attack on the peg aren't they selling Bitcoin at a loss to protect Luna and then making Bitcoin crash even harder like am I getting that right why would you invest in an asset that would probably be down when you need it the most because I think daquan's goal with purchasing the Bitcoin wasn't really to stabilize the peg or make the Terra system better I think that the primary goal with purchasing this massive amount of Bitcoin was to make it harder for people who care about Bitcoin to criticize Luna or Terra because he was on Pace to become like one of the single largest holders of Bitcoin in the world and once you're in that position you have a lot of influence over Bitcoin and you can get a lot of things you may want because no one wants you to suddenly market sell 10 billion dollars worth of bitcoin that would be very bad for anyone who holds Bitcoin or anyone who holds assets heavily correlated with Bitcoin which is the entire cryptocurrency Market they've now made it where criticizing Terror criticizing Luna and destabilizing their system risks destabilizing a larger portion of the crypto ecosystem as a whole and as such many perhaps all crypto holders now have an incentive to try to make sure that Luna and Tara survive I think also another part of this that we have to talk about is obviously their success with the anchor protocol or I call it success they've been offering these crazy 20 rates of return can you explain is this weird game It Feels Like Bernie Madoff the whole like you get this really stable return um actually it's way over what Bernie Madoff was offering can you explain like explain that I know they're saying that look it's just a growth hack but I it feels it feels awful ponzi-like why are you laughing yeah I I'm laughing because when Cass and I did our episode on Tara there's the moment when we talk about this and Cass asked me why does this feel like a scam I'm like it feels like a scam because they're telling you they can guarantee a 20 interest rate and when someone tells you that they're basically always scamming you that's that's not a real thing that generally happens um and so for a long time Tara form Labs was providing funds well they're still providing funds terraform Labs is providing funds to the Anchor protocol so that you can get a rate higher than the market can support for Lending out your Tara it did used to be this like guaranteed stable 20 percent uh or so 19 whatever percent yield they recently did make it so it starts to float a little bit but it still subsidized so that it you get more for Lending it than you get then you pay to borrow it um crazy idea and only in crypto by the way only in crypto yeah yeah normally that goes the other way uh the good faith explanation for what they were doing is that they hoped they could get this big enough that it would actually start being used for like real things Commerce or foreign exchange your payments or currency things things currencies are used for but instead everyone just used it for the free money and eventually free money ends right right well it seems like every time a stable coin fails an algo stablecoin fails it just seems like somebody has a new idea for oh I know what they did wrong I'll I'll fix it this time this is gonna be the one true see I I wish they had new ideas this like Tara is not very meaningfully different from like the economic Concepts behind Dan larimer's new bits from like 2015 or would or not yeah new bits bit shares from like 2015 or um it's not super meaningfully different from the Titan and iron Finance one which famously broke and lost Mark Cuban this one just feels very well funded and it feels like this one's big I think what makes Tara so interesting is none of the other algorithmic stable coins have grown to 18 billion dollars dokwan and terraform Labs were way more effective at marketing and growth than any of the previous algorithmic stablecoin teams and because of that it got to a scale in size where it ended up posing this uh relatively unique risk to the uh cryptocurrency ecosystem that no algorithmic stablecoin has really been able to do before because they were always so much more isolated it was a lot easier to call many of the older ones ponzis it really emphasize the game or the scheme part because they were a lot less likely to interact with other protocols and to become this more broadly accepted part of the ecosystem but there's places that had UST as a base pair and stuff for exchanges right like this had started to reach out into a broader part of the ecosystem now we're talking about a stable coin that was able to sponsor a U.S sports team right and so like it's it's entirely different and it's way more deeply connected and so seeing it play out in this way has been a bit of a contrast to past algorithmic stablecoin blowouts and might perhaps give us some idea of what might happen if say a stable coin about four four and a half times the size of Tara were to suddenly become much less valuable frightening and I hope that doesn't happen anytime soon thank you so much Bennett for coming on and explaining all this stuff to us guys Bennett and his co-host Cass have a podcast that I want you guys all to go listen to you want to shout it out real quick uh yeah sure caspians and I are the co-hosts of crypto critics corner you can find it on YouTube or anywhere else you listen to podcasts great podcast I listen to it myself um thank you so much for jumping on and explaining these what's happening crazy times stay safe out there we'll see you |
that's where i stream from i'm not gonna oh dude this music's nostalgic yeah it's good i need to crank mine i turned it down because the loading screen but um i'm having i'm having a good time i'll tell you that much it's struggling your stream working yeah i got everything yeah i so yesterday i'm driving down and i'm thinking my parents internet is bad i'm gonna go pick up the live streaming backpack from genji and so i drive in rush hour two hours to the heart of la grab it and then i drive seven hours to phoenix i get in at like 1 30 in the morning but i'm here to support my dogs we're here to play some runescape it's one of my favorite games to play as a kid i'm setting everything up i realize my parents amish they have no monitors in their house so unless i'm hooking up to the 34 inch tv in the living room i got nothing i go to walmart i buy a vizio tv because they don't sell monitors in this backwoods neighborhood okay so i'm a vizio monitor lavalier mic [ __ ] phone tethered internet all because i love runescape and i want you guys to know that i want you to know that right now well the cool thing about rootscape is you can play it on that setup and you're not losing too much it's not like it's like a game that's going to tax your cpu you know honestly in video it's trying to destroy runescape i think that's why atriox sign up for this because they do not sell gpus yeah you don't need a gpu for runescape although actually with the runelight thing we've been doing you can crank your fov up or whatever or your field or your what's it called uh yes uh your desk the distance the render yeah you're rendering my render distance through the roof i cranked it to max covers that bro i'm just saying when i was a kid i could not see this far in runescape but i cranked it to max well you can turn all the settings back to normal and you can't even see out like the tutorial spawn building and now i'm playing and i can see all the way to lumbridge it's insane are you still in troy o'connor how are you doing i'm trying to get the [ __ ] graphic settings to work my game keeps on like it doesn't fit the screen and then are you like did you get a roommate yeah the screen's not supposed to be a great chat i'm actually cutting trees and making fires constantly i got rune light but then i was told to turn off the custom window crumbs then i did that whatever the [ __ ] that means and now big a you got to do a what do i got to do working wednesday on this to tell everyone in lsf how to feel [Laughter] yeah do that that's what i've realized marketing mondays have become it's telling tell people how to feel yeah you got to tell these people how to feel about things because they're always unsure wait i started changing the settings and that's what tom's doing right now i think he's doing a tell people how to feel well the thing is he's losing the war [Laughter] he's the one though i like your tweet because it really is it's only a song that's getting any flack from this i saw i saw saikudo trending and there's people saying i can't wait to gift him more it was like a bunch of psycho fans saying like can we get him higher the list can we get him up it's like kuno does these uh there's like sponsor streams like we were doing madden together yeah and uh and everyone was spamming his chat like i'm sold like they're sold out in the game now yeah yeah and i do it and everyone's like damn bro another sponsor stream cringe sponsor streams uh no just when i did madden i'm gonna make my character look like atrialk just make him old really i made my character look like me but check i already made my character all cause i predicted this outcome didn't you do that in the original runescape stream uh possibly charlie had made an old wizard yeah charlie started early so we gotta catch up to charlie cause we're in the same world as him well we can meet up with you yeah it's the streamer world that's what i thought am i sure i'm in the streamer world because there's a lot of people here there are a lot of streamers uh i'm not sure how it works actually i mean i think that streamer world is not exclusive to streamers yeah i think it's like oh but it needs to be full of people still have stuff happen um try this now by swapping your dagger for the sword and shield oh that's right perfect shield what wait install the plug-in what's the plug-in be careful installing plug-ins it'll also get whatever happened with me are the plug-ins that worth a chat because i played rooney i've already done this i feel fine about it do you need to use rune light and use the settings it changes everything it's so good it was pretty simple i was hesitant about it too but really uh if you look at charlie's stream versus yours like look at charlie's dude he looks [ __ ] it's beautiful the game just looks nice he's got a big blue sky and he can see as far as he wants the roof oh i'm back i fixed it ladies and gentlemen what the [ __ ] is the ruse hey man i'll be there soon hopefully no one uses this right apparently everyone uses rune light late but no one actually uses the hd stuff i don't know i don't know you want it render distance deep you want sky box you want some stuff like that you're telling me will uses this oh yeah oh i need new weapons i dude i'm losing my mind okay well i want to meet up with you guys are you almost through i'm still killing rats which connor was doing 20 minutes ago so i'm trying to i'm trying to get the game to show up swapping your dagger you'll need to make a new account without getting off tutorial island to make an actual group iron man oh really i thought they said do this tutorial already so i finished it wait are we not in the iron man group we can't trade with each other that's what we need you choked out if we were in that world together we can trade their my chat's telling me to restart account but i don't know what's going on they gave us these five accounts we're we're definitely yeah they gave us these accounts but are the accounts like linked they're saying i'm a regular account right now do this tutorial up till the very end oh am i scammed but all this is wood cutting and fire building okay don't put the tutorial on connor if you're in it just in case yeah dude knock with the tutorial i think i might have to redo it i'm in the same world it's connor i saw him earlier he just sped past me i'm not you need to tutor until the wizard gets tp'd off to make a group there's a dude on the dock i slayed my first ride okay how do i make a new one then restart now seriously okay i will i will i just don't know how to restart because i'm gonna just because you're a mic if you're gonna talk to chat do it muted i'm sorry i don't have a stream deck i don't have a second monitor i got is hard i will mute how do i uh switch them so do not teleport away from the wizard do not teleport away from the wizard do not teleport away from the wizard you three oh uh okay i don't know who the wizards well then good don't even talk to him you see someone who even remotely looks like a wizard turn away this guy could be a wizard i'm running away oh my god okay i got my short bow i'm trying to i'm supposed to be doing this tutorial right now yes yeah yeah yeah okay i'll do that iron man together and we're gonna try and kill a dragon together and we're gonna okay i'm gonna mute okay all right chat what's going on it's number 13 30 here just checking in uh why am i live so early i took the day off i have to do this this stream and then i have to do stream sharks your 1329 of my eyes huge go to the roon light plugin hub and download the 117 hd plugin if you have a good link to it but i i think i like how this looks this is how i remember playing it you know it's just like a little bit wider field of view rat ranging stream sharks is tonight yeah can someone explain what 1330 means there was a list of the highest paid twitch streamers or whatever twitch big twitch link leaked today okay i equipped my bow and now i will shoot this rat hell yeah look at this look at this dumbass rat welcome i'm doing no damage i got it hey victor i had dory thing with the five tier one gifted helping get me up that ladder 12 29 easy i took the day off work yeah i took pto today um okay okay so you guys today we're playing runescape oh yeah i killed one i should move on okay uh we're doing an iron man a group iron man where we all are on the same group and we can only trade with each other so no one can give us free stuff and our goal today is to kill some kind of dragon or boss together now it's going to be tough because of the people we're working with it's me conor ludwig and stanz stanz who is in arizona on a tethered phone playing on a vizio monitor can i still distribute trucks today you can submit just go to the discord and submit your uh idea do you need something i'm ready to move on okay then i need a little like background music i need like uh i need like a fun tune fun runescape music [Music] that's old school baby all right i need to go up this ladder boy is he still there yes yep so i i did tutorial island on the wrong world are you guys on server 581 how do we know no that's what i was right i was like don't we need to be on that yeah you do uh and then you told me to stay well no no stay in your in your world just don't leave wait let's start 581. what world is patriarchy blood is on 421 we need to be on the same world whatever we need to be on 581 it's what they said right how do you know that's what my chat is telling you because that's what the other streamers are on the other streamers are on five yeah there's only like 23 people online uh i want to race the tutorial boys how do i switch worlds again how do you switch uh you have to close the game and when you reopen it in the bottom left it'll save the world oh five one hasn't i changed it in game earlier oh i don't know how to change it in game you can ask your chat maybe they're smarter than me well you can i have to agree there's no way that the tutorial yeah maybe i don't have to redo the tutorial i'm just in a i'm just in a random spot i see a wizard if that matters it's funny because i'm rank 591 oh what sucks is i that's very funny i lost my character with the cool mustache he's gone oh my god there's like voting in runescape now there's a democracy yeah old school it's old school runescape so you can change the game okay wait how do i do the tutorial in the uh you don't need to destroy if you've already finished it once because i didn't finish it once did you close the game no i'm just in the world now i'm gonna let your chat take the lead on this one can i kill goblin fight goblin okay help me out here wait your character is your account that's what you're playing a game on okay yeah yeah yeah there's various things okay this music is actually distracting me there's various things you can do with your account yeah yeah yeah okay click on the flashing account management icon to open the menu open your account management menu yes that's what i want to do they're telling me tutorials finish for all streamers you just need to log in talk to account guide okay what's a world a world what you play on oh yeah yo i'm all set and good and ready to rumble same are you in the right world oh i'm on 581 which i believe is streamer world with extra xp because my woodcutting is already level five coming in hot all right yeah you guys need to get on the right world so how can i see you guys because we should be in an iron man group together because they leave yeah you have to be in the same world yeah i think we okay i gotta finish am i there i see the teleporter should i wait for you to come out i'm so close to the end how do you join the world so letter not in the world so wait are you in my world no so click the little yellow x in the top right now like the close window x but the yellow and it says log out and then click world switcher and then scroll all the way down to 581 and that's our world oh i say ludwig is your name capital i udwig no this is someone else i see you you need to get in our world i see me and connor are here but i i don't want to quit the tutorial in the middle of it right i should finish it no i think the short shoulder's already done for streamers really right i don't i do not on this world i don't know yes i don't i because i did the tutorial i don't know dude hey live your life do this tutorial learn something well i know also i'm just doing i'm like your final instructor i'm on the final i'm on the wizards house i'm at the wizards house i should be done you can leave tutorial island and it will be saved they're telling me i didn't even see the okay i had to okay i figured it out the experience gained on this world is bonkers i see lightweight cool purple uh i got like wait i'm going to log out again i think we do level up really fast here yeah i skipped the whole tutorial that's dope you said 581 581 i'm killing goblins who's this guy i'm gonna go kill this guy i'm in love don't run away from me yeah don't worry i want to go see i'm gonna i'm gonna sell you some stuff how do i change my character appearance now i know your name is slowly capital i that's what i was laughing at why does your name get bad why does my name look does your name look red it's like soft blue uh-huh i don't know why there's two windows chat i don't know how to fix it oh yeah it's like cyan wave i want to do cyan wave yeah that's what i just tried that's the classic dude that's the runescape wait a minute did you guys turn on a plug-in fps it was on yeah dude why are these not in numerical order no it doesn't work okay i keep grey screening and i don't know why chat wait it goes wait i can't someone am i crazy look in your chat box is running an event oh okay i'm losing it i'm actually being a boomer okay i'm going thank you i should have rested what the hell is this welcome to old school runescape click here to play oh wait i'm here i'm here where wait where where are you um i'm spawning 581 i think i'm probably i'm looking for you i'm looking for you look there's a there's way too many goblins in this video here's our oh squad going on guys why do they make me look like purple hair why do i have dreads yeah how do i how do i change how i look uh you probably have to go to a barber yeah probably have to go to a barber you need to take me nice [ __ ] goatee looks almost bad you're a real one i was going for it thanks man what's your guy look like you look i look good you look like you're doing a harley quinn college because i did the wrong tutorial world i'm stupid stance if you're not rocking purple white yeah i even you got to bleed purple today twitch needs us more than after they leak unless they get me to number 2000 i'm out twitch needs us more than ever all right let's uh let's what are we what are you look at these moves how you dancing dance it's called the panic emote i gotta figure this out this pokemon dance emotes oh check this out oh i got headbang oh that's perfect for my character am i watching ludwig's stream am i right uh okay all right all right we'll do it we'll do it salute well that's a weird salute it's the the chesapeake respect wait show me the cry oh here it is when i find out hassan's a millionaire [Laughter] oh no who's this guy so is it streamers only they can't found this there's only like 30 people in this world right i want to find charlie i think this is zeus here purple gang and go let's uh let's let's roll all right let's roll what our goal should be to we should do a war with ms kip's group at the end i like that okay i like that uh they already started over behind and we have four we'll give me a story because there's no way ms kiff has figured this out yet true yeah perfect let's go for this check he's probably talking about being number what number's missing okay wait they're actually like they look like they're on like some hobbit journey they're following each other in a line somewhere well it's going to happen right click me and hit follow all right okay uh follow me go lead us king lead us [Music] [Laughter] should be on chat wait we gotta fight these goblins no you don't no features behind with all the goblins [Laughter] goblins everybody knows that you come here you kill the cows yeah that's what we did last time chickens for feathers dude wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i don't think runescape would appreciate if we use the sponsorship to grind chickens and cows for four hours like we did well you're [Music] [Music] all right they call me the legolas of the crew i have a sword right here are we killing them yeah you kill me cows get some leather armor yeah you have anything where do i keep my wait where's that so click the backpack there uh and then you can click on your sword i'm already grinding my experience and then we'll have one card who's an all-arounder i keep hitting zeros if someone said more zeros than assange's bank account damn kind of funny today any assault joke works today wait i can't attack cow my guy's like too nervous uh okay i need to make more arrows oh my hit points leveled oh the milk made let me help you out stan no don't steal my kill i'm just doing my kills slight dude i am leveling up so fast yeah it's 10x exp for streamers 10x oh let's take it oh we're in the solo yeah so it's a lot you don't have to grind you can actually kill the baby oh that's height okay apparently team miz has a guide that knows what they are doing we kind of requested that we don't have a guide because that'll be more funny but maybe we need a guy yeah this is doing the xp thing we could have done remember we did last time oh yeah to get like the bonus uh yeah he's doing the xb thing half the time i hit this cow it does zero yeah you gotta level up king i can't even kill a baby one second i'll be right back okay you're what my game dc i'll be right back we gotta do the waterfall quest right people are saying that let's do that the waterfall quest uh i think we should do the mind goblin quest i'm gonna die to a cow i got him thank god sandwiches oh this lady gave me a sandwich [ __ ] how do you heal oh yeah i cook i cook right oh food yeah and i have uh i have good wood cutting and good fire making if you need something why are you dropping a fire [Music] [Laughter] [Music] to cow hey can you drop a firefly i'm gonna cook some food yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna cook something not even a time i got some good stuff don't worry a top five or wouldn't have died so i wouldn't die to that cow that's not gonna farm that cow prime dude use raw beef on fire is that how it works my cooking is level four do that let's go do that q uh uh thing that i think it's in fallodd all right the waterfall uh no no no explain the water i don't know where to go we don't have you now okay oh i got it i got it i got i'm figuring it out i cooked me let's go i'll be the chef of the group don't worry about that because i'm already high-level cooking you know we're murdering all these cows dude but without racist oh i see a goblin i'll go get them all right guys uh come with me follow me wait where are you i'm eating my oh waterfall quest apparently boosts the 50 attacking strength just one time so that's what somebody said yeah but it says no shot we can do it we can do it let's prove them wrong wait why is it no shot we can do it i don't know i burnt my people don't believe in us we're the best gamers this is for god gamers here fringe wait where did my crew go they're right here hold on guys i'll be there just a sec there's a goblin in the cow farm sorry yeah you don't want to protect the cows dude all right there's only one guy here allowed to kill the cows i'm looking for waterfall okay waterfall quest you start by going to backstory and falls and talking to almera in her home okay no i know about her oh i clicked it yeah let's go my range is now level 12. i will take all right we gotta go to backstory and fall you're right ludwig you know what this is a bit of a trek wait i'm showing it on the map it oh [ __ ] this map is cool wait we also need like rope and [Music] [ __ ] uh just tell them not to be cringe lords and grind like we need like uh runescapers wait no it's insurance close to it oh let's do wishes house everyone says which house first wishes house is good sean matt okay i'm gonna follow you guys which is close to us apollo ludwig or atrialk next to the druid circle wait i know where this is you know how to get there all right we'll follow you uh yeah we just follow the river follow the river up cross the bridge and follow the road how do i talk in the game chat oh my gosh imagine not wearing your iron man helmets you guys are babies wait where do i find my iron man helmet in your inventory where you actually don't i don't have one yeah i got one hey baby what's up king some i bet the cow lady stole it go back oh the window is slightly cold wait no i found it there we go wait it's made me stop following you have to kill level 30 to be which house we can do that we're strong i'm following atriox is following me it's like the beatles dude we're going to do abby road in a second hey wait we can attack farmers should we [ __ ] him up we have to get there we got we got we got a mission he's chill though he's chill we're there's actually uh there's usually like a bandit up here i think oh wait we need some agility i can't jump never mind you can't jump this wasn't there there was an agility thing in the guide they sent us like easy agility or something uh if you want to drop tips and chat sam can i will read them if you know a way to get strong to beat mischief in highwayman to kill us why does my screen say not cooking in the top left for a blue i've also burnt 33 of my beef which is unfortunate um do you guys see the rune light quest checker it's yeah i have it oh you have it i'll let you be the quest man don't worry we're making our way to falador quest oh uh oh i accidentally clicked i'm off i lost you guys oh boys catch up oh [ __ ] all right welcome this wait i actually lost my dogs welcome esteemed gentleman to the town of falador oh many things could be done here including we lost connor and stands where do we go [Music] why don't we fight each other me and connor versus youtube bronies uh we'll be miss all right there's something charlie i mean if they're doing scams they're going to [ __ ] us up where's our friends where'd they go i don't know i'm talking to charlie the [ __ ] like you are i was talking to zaf my bad i'm in the middle of varrock you can't miss me i'm by the four statues of the holy knights oh wait i think he's up here i think he's up here no no that's the that's not the that's not varric that's the rune circle or whatever no these look like four statues over there i am sure center you cannot miss me yeah we're literally the center barrack yep i think i'm right stands we're on the statues no i think you're talking to roman reigns i was right you were outside okay sadness surrounding this way i said there's four statues wow could you guys please it looked like you were going outside show up to varrock town center please i'm here i did it we're taking over this town we are the four knights yeah wait how do i talk in the game chat and my character say something i enter and then go nuts enter doesn't work for me today i got the romeo and juliet quest is that worth it um i mean almost no shop but i can do it well i'm just starting it right now if we want to do you wanted to start the quest to get quest experience or do you get it with us like do i get five quest reward points and and all we need is cadavers worth it all okay don't do it never mind wait so don't start romeo and juliet no i don't know [ __ ] i'm already talking to romeo because he's cute yeah he is cute and apparently we're gonna do witch's house isn't that right which is house yeah yeah witch's house all right so we need cheese and leather gloves which we can just get here do you does anyone have gp what's going on what's our money situation i have no money i got some bread not literal or actually i have literal bread oh you get it while doing the quest oh yeah you can just go to barbarian yeah but barbarians village can we just do that chat what's the thing where you go underground you just get 8 000 levels that's barbarians village right all right all right come with me everybody daddy's giving me a lot of tips and you guys left her again wait where the hell did we go get it sorry i'm like right next to you guys wait for you guys right here we lost yeah all right all right squad get in line boys roll out hold on i'm actually talking we need mind and air runes to beat witch's house interesting all we need are my arrows i have 25 errors that's not a lot but we do have them if we've passed any other group don't say anything all right do we leave them in the dust there's no way we're all merged dude raw merge is one person wait this dog wants to hang out with us oh we're one person now we're kidding i want to keep them let's name them scruffers wait hold on wait i'm going to pet him you're shooting him away no no i'm petting him no no he pat him he said he was a good doggie all right i want a good dog oh you can press up scruffers you're impressed with my shrimp oh i i i ate the shrimps in front of them and i also lost my teammate barbarian village right here right we have a friend we have a friend who's a good doggie all right we've completely lost our team yeah we got a dog though he keep following us okay we're gonna follow the road we're gonna farm barb village yeah we're going to the road we're following the road oh they're level ten aren't they gonna kill us oh he doesn't like you anymore no they don't fight it they don't fight her he doesn't like you connor no yeah he was following you and then something he did this month that wasn't something i did you got all this [ __ ] is that mischief yeah he's mischief otk level five [Music] man the music's kicking in this is this is serious [ __ ] here all right barbarian village is where it all happens hey don't act like you don't know what you're doing all right just smile and move along you guys are just mining i mean i'm just chilling wait where did music do i see their names they go down click down the entrance right is that pollen why are they mining to get materials let's mine what they're mining mine i'm trying to yoink it we're mining now we're mining each other we're literally we're streaming other streamers my inventory is full wait okay we're into a problem my inventory is full oops drop the bones bury the bones get prayer how do i drop you right click barry bones so we should give all of our order one person right there's no reason for all of us to uh bread and we should have all only one person do the cooking which will be me the chef gordon ramsay of twitch wait you can climb down entrance there is everyone to go ludwig uh yeah i think you do want to climb in there are you is that is that real chad is that right i think we climbed down right that's what we did last time and we got a bunch of people all right guys i'm going in i'll let you know what it's like wait wait where are we going oh in the hole should we open the gate of war wait you need to use that portal yeah let's go through the gate of war i'm done getting to war man go down go down go down go down okay okay the poor oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't go down okay here's one of me oh he's in i'm in i followed my dog oh boy very safely here guys use your run feature to run through all the mobs what is the feature it is at the top right it's a toggle it's the boot okay so i'm going to toggle run and then where are we going to go i'll just follow you like you're in charge so you just go through the text options i'm following ludwig all right we're going let's go let's go okay follow leroy jenkins i must how do i set up on the gate of war report the incident link quickly so is wait which one do i click here click okay you gotta answer the quiz oh boys you you ran without us dude oh no just go across straight across the opportunity to check out a free giveaway what should i do okay report the incident do not click any links correct nice okay here we're in gate of war number two oh it's puzzles like a real dungeon oh okay don't forget to set up the factory can i leave my account logged in while i'm out of the room you have to run and then spam click the door i'm crushing this hr can you help me on this one it's bottom one it's like don't click the email oh cool wait no that was wrong oh how do i set up a pin talk to any banker of course who can i give my password three questions only me and every twitch viewer if it's a switch yeah yeah we went to the right gate it was a mistake big a wait was it oh i'm in the right game with you guys what i thought you could just keep going until you get to the end no matter what type of this backwards i'm figuring it out these wolves are going to kill them i think these mobs are just stronger but they're not attacking me so i'm just hustling they are they're texting out of the stamina [ __ ] cooking wait where's the next gate so far it was a far one all right what should you do if your real life friend asks for your password so we can check your stats no no i don't have real life friends so i'd give it to him you should do not visit the website report the player dude get these gold forms oh here it is here it is let's go we're about to get the boat oh my god it's a treasure chest wait where are we going behind i'm working in the maze yeah oh [ __ ] connor's having trouble with these questions [Laughter] the gift of peace is here i think i'm going the right way i have no idea though which direction do i go all right i got the gift of peace i'm in i got the treasure chest just keep going wait wait news guys i don't know where i go we need two factor right yes sir there's too many wolves i want to go this way perhaps i should set up two factor how do i how do i do that [ __ ] closed out of the game and then set up two-factor authentication and then do i have to go will i spawn right here yeah you will did mizzy do it we did this last time i know i remember doing this last time but i remember we're going to close out help just give me your account username and password i've learned from the quiz out of the game right now part of this the quest is closing out of the game you can just set up two factor on runescape.com you don't need to close out i think i think you just yeah the username and password that we've been using yeah oldschool.comscape.com oh someone made a world content guide wait wait wait wait wait oh i think i'm doing it what are you awing they made us a cool guide of things we could do that will probably be fun oh that's it wait i found you guys look oh i log into your mini game style boss called tempo ross temporos so wait we did all that and i have to set up two factor to get this thing you do have to set up two factor to get this thing and that's it you can do it you can do it easily you do it while you're live okay okay gotta do here right now okay i'm in now how do i set up two-factor once i'm there oh enable enable authenticated we should do we should get 35 fishing each which is easy because we have bonus okay enable authentication you need a validated email address to use the authenticator set email okay now we're getting somewhere hopefully i don't leak anything hold on i don't think i can log in so i'm gonna leave this to you gentlemen okay i'm gonna get the treasure chest okay they sent me an email i'm not gonna skip this i i we have 10x xp i don't need this [Music] if you can do it do it you just get a free 10k hold on i'm logged in and then where do you set up two factor on the website dan's will be our bank on the left it says set up authenticator i think and then you have to put in your email oh enable authenticator there we go yeah yeah this is 10k gp fast tax i mean as long as i have two sugar daddies here full slow connor and stands don't worry uh the site can't be reached oh no oh here we go google i'm just trying to leave something so i'm not doing it yeah i am going to leak something oh yeah you need to go four floors deep for the 10k oh that's not worth it how do we cheap out what are you doing uh how do you tp out of a great i think we go get 35 fishing and fight this huge water monster so wait do i not get this chest no no after the quiz wait wait i think you get on this ladder yeah i'm not i'm not going to say it not just to be clear just be clear where am i stuck back in wait let's just tell you to lumbridge what do i do how do we okay we're leaving we're leaving connor wow click magic and then you hit cast lumbridge home teleport click magic all right magic i know where the magic button is oh not prayer sorry it's the book next to prayer and cast lumbridge home teleport here we go we're going for it oh i think i'm doing it oh we're doing it oh i just did a salt circle oh me and ludwig frame perfect dude it's like the fusion dance let's go i did it i think oh we're in lumbridge okay now i recognize you guys reading a book oh wow beautiful where's connor we lost him come here he's here no he's [ __ ] serious here that was awesome okay so where do we get where's the best guy best fishing spot great question atrioc now there's a few good ones outside my name is my name is stance great question i think the best spot's actually going to be over at the sahara uh where you can get some rune skimmies they have some lobsters over there we're going to go there to finish we're going to get a roon skinny we're broke if only we got that 10k dude what is the rune skinny is that like a drink scimitar made out of scimitar is a sword yeah like a curved sword is that good there's some easy [ __ ] there too listen apparently i'm looking this up oh [ __ ] we get look 35 is my internet die oh oh [ __ ] my internet's my internet's struggling uh we're back we're back we're back back the love of the game baby uh so i saw there have this they're gonna have this world open for a while is runescape listening through ludwig's stream how are you keeping this world open because 10k xp or 10 000 times leveling is fun as [ __ ] i might i might un-ironically play this for a while afterwards atriox knows that i like watching a number go up and if it goes up fast yeah and if it goes up fast i do like nobody's showing up yeah i mean i played 30 hours of uh new world i mean i grinded level 99 fishing back in the day as a kid and it took me a long time if i'm going to get it yeah if i could get in a week dude are you kidding me speedrun.com someone said i've walked this more times than i walked to school and i feel that [Laughter] wait ali the leaflet dropper oh ludwig seems to know where he's going i like it he's got a good memory for this i don't i don't remember uh this location yeah what are you doing going to this village cop in my room skimmy hopping over to varrock mining rune essence going to foul or flexing just good times just just good times with the boys good times not long times what i'd say uh-huh amen bro but what is the fastest way for me to get arrows and a very strong archery skill should i be like chopping trees in the way arrows they're pretty cheap but we're trying to temper ross here i think what we do is we get this fish you can sell the fish okay make a little squish and well you could sell lobster probably pretty decently i think to shop owners okay and then oh beautiful city i [ __ ] off that okay there's no grand exchange that's the whole point of an iron man so we're doing a group iron man iron man's basically like you can't use other players to just boost yourself up fast so there's no grand exchange there's no uh right but it's the first time there's a group iron man so we can trade with each other yeah you are trading with us do you have known a trader basically oh yeah i'm just i'm letting chat know that there's like a slight difference it's kind of cool so if you want to do a group iron man oh ollie the camel wait was it ollie the oh different spelling there was ollie the leaflet only the camel we're frightened wait this camel doesn't even have a name that's so cringe listen i i don't want to question your leadership here ludwig but i said we need to get fishing you took us to the middle of a desert this waste has better be [ __ ] literally to the middle of a desert it's like the most sand i've ever seen and everybody in my channel is asking for fishing another man over here you'll love it okay go to the swamp and lumbridge bro we left lumber behind a long time ago oh wow wow that was a different life is that shrimp over there more like a barracuda fishing spot now everyone talk to fairy men seth wood wait why why can't i just get the string you can he actually does nothing bro we're in the right spot oh you nailed it we can if we use ferryman southwood's boat we can fight temperature we just need 35 fishing then we can use this guy's boat okay wait does just one of us need it or all of us no we all need 35 fishing i think so you click on your fishing net and then you click in the hole that i'm in or oh yeah i'm already i'm already i'm already fishing ain't no worries wait it says sail to the spirit anglers yes no no no no don't talk about beaming we got a fish first before we go on as i suppose i know you were meaning yeah i was you know it's actually fair how am i supposed to understand i was really playing fishing i feel like i'm not actually fishing i can't carry any more fish uh if you can't carry something just right click something in your inventory it's making sure you're not botting to win big prize in my game show would you like to play yes i'm excited this is kind of like mogul money oh it's a pog random event do it are you doing it yeah i'm doing it i'm doing it oh it's like when something by the way guys is quote unquote coming to kill us i dare him trading my chat by having them spam twitch.tv for touch wontep tracked from the fact i dare him to do it what's up fascist he said fellaini did you see me drop logs on you spa that sounds just working wait wait what do you mean pick the other one out oh these two are jewelry and this one's a helmet i'm not gonna bank myself i'm not near a bank am i what do i use raw shrimp for oh i'm going to cook them give me let me let me cook okay i'm just going to drop all these never right you're a bank yeah i'm dropping every raw shrimp i get straight north okay you can go cook them is there a way to cue things i'll fish you cook all right i'm also going to keep dropping my shrimp okay do i click on all here 1 000 coins or a mystery box mystery box mystery box what's your box mystery box okay i got the mystery box what was in it twitter coins i got a clue oh my god a clue scroll one second i'll be right back a riddle no that's bad yeah i feel like you could have got the thousand gold buddy we need the money but what is the skull worth or scroll whatever the [ __ ] it's not worth i just have to work really hard you signed us up for more work all right i'm gonna drop my bronze arrows my bow some fish if you want to cook them up like gordon ramsay like you do chef them up in the pot all right what fishing am i at fishing i'm at five oh we gotta we got some fishing to do is the net the best way to game fishing should i get a fishing pole or something the net's the best way to get shrimp i think you can change what fish you catch later on like you can get a lobster cage and get lobsters i think it's the lake drop this bucket don't drop it why do i need to bank it chad i'm currently at 105 fish per hour juan's arrows you guys are capping how do you know how many fish per hour you're at in the top left yeah i'm cooking 12 shrimps an hour to be clear that's hype i remember chilling well 105 fish an hour is a is a good rate wait wait how do i try fishing for other things this is you can try fishing for their [ __ ] people won't try saying the best thing i can do right now is oh i think i farmed this spot out yeah yeah give me give me all your shrimp cause uh if we all cook then no one's gonna have i keep dropping it all over yeah i drop there's a lot of fish in the ground shrimp on the ground okay i'll come grab it i'll come grab it but i got to get level 35 as well so we can do the quest right i dropped a bunch of runes i caught so many mackerel back in the day of yore yeah i used to do lobsters for money back when i play this game wait can two of us use the same spot i think yes [ __ ] don't let anyone say anything different oh we can fish for guppies stop spamming bank and it's making me happy to ignore them yeah i don't know how we do that how we fish for guppies there's a bank uh oh sorry oh i can't carry any more fish drop drop drop drop drop the clip of hassan asking me for reimbursement is top on allison again the new title number 13 asked number six for money yo i dropped some raisins so someone go grab them that's it wow you make more than a song yikes wow broke dude i've been saying that after all that communist stuff you stay on stream i might not fish me wait how many fish per hour were you getting conor what the [ __ ] i'm only getting 90. he's just about 100 fish per hour actually dude you're just built different well i'm 103 so what's that i was made for this oh this one can i make a fire for you right now boys can we even make a fire i need to cook uh i don't know what is it fishing path and that's all i'm pretty sure you got to be level 35 too right or how is it in my chest is that we can go to the nearest building to store [ __ ] this is the bank yeah there's a bank oh it is the bank nearby yeah it actually is unbelievably close chat was very right yeah they were right where's the bag how do i deposit all raw shrimp and all cooked shrimp oh here we go and the dagger do we share a bank click the fishing icon in skills oh good question actually i don't know skills do i need this [ __ ] fishing icon i think we do because i see did you just put coins in here guppy shout out i'm the fisher of the group stanz will be the cook i will never cook without stands yeah we're gonna put a bunch of [ __ ] in here there's a question top left we can do group storage by the way boys oh group storage because then you can put the raw shrimp in there and i can put the cookies oh yeah there we go wait where show me again top top left i don't know i'm just listening to chat no yeah top left when you're in the storage says yeah okay okay so all of us should just get to 35 but then if lord wants to go further he can huh i'm already at 10 i'm cooking on fish so why are we doing this again i mean we get 30 500 questions we need 35 fishing where's the quest uh i'm linking if you want to see it this is big cool looking water boss town called again no idea there i linked it to you see the picture in our discord alkarid fishing it just rng on if you bank a shrimp kind of i'm not sure i think the town's name is eden ludwig people are saying it's a really good movie it gets solid starting with gold should i fish for herring now that i'm uh oh i guess it's just no you can't because this is what's at the fishing path bro everybody knows all right you start south lumbee and then you should move to sardines which we didn't do well yeah but we're not in south lumbee so this right we just have to do it this way no we're in eden we're not eating these nuts come on kind of t-balled yourself in there though uh we can get a fishing rod and catch herring okay let's do that is that going to level us up faster yes my channel do not switch to sardines do not who's a runescape pro give me the optimal way to get to 35 fishing quickly that's probably should be sitting here with a shrimp right if we have 10x exp yeah but i forgot to take my message everyone's saying keep going with that they're saying for sure keep going with that i'm going to keep it'll take longer to run drugs okay sick y'all need me in your discord for real someone said a sea slug sea slug quest would get us the top fishing i feel like that's a candace and i don't know don't drop the shrimp on the ground just bank them just thank them oh you're wait why are we banking shrimp so i can cook them and we can eat them when we're fighting bro i'm not gonna go up there and bank all these trumps it takes two seconds what are you talking about i'm not banking jit i would rather just drop it and keep leveling because i'm making like how much trump could we possibly need i'm saying uh but i need to get cooking up so i don't burn everything i am going to go pick up all this shrimp and cook it if you would like well yeah if you bank it it makes my life easy you know what i'm saying right but if i bank it makes my life hard it's gonna take forever for wait where's oh group storage there we go if i got a run back after every after every like 15 it's not that crazy well i can hold like 10. well put everything go to the bank and put your other stuff in there yeah that'd be a good idea but i haven't seen it see i started playing because of you and ludwig two years ago that's hype oh wow you ruined his life wait what somebody said i started playing runescape because of you and ludwig two years ago when we did our 1v1 that was such a bad stream for me because i literally played i have a tiger four hours straight grinded and then literally beat my ass yeah i killed so many chickens and so many cows that wasn't even spoiled yeah we just wanted to play runescape how was that video doing let me check ludwig runescape 250k views yeah that's pretty back then yeah you were getting like way less than the average all right i'm gonna go bank my stuff finally since everyone's losing their mind about it oh the bank is literally right there yes i told you that's the closest building yeah what's up khan what's up comments make sure you have a group story you know group storage group storage stuff what's your number again just cash in those primes dude all right i'm putting group storage i thought i was 7 41 i found that i was like 591 so pretty big day wow that's good so we've got what a two digit or three digiter and two four digits i hope to one day be in the corner tier you'll get there i'm depositing just everything in here i guess do we actually need 35 this might take a minute good night i want to send dude how did i put all of them oh that's all uh right click and then deposit all make sure you're in group storage though it has to open up a little station let's do that for now oh no you guys aren't backseating we need to we need to be good so we can beat miz yeah we need no we need this bad oh i need to let loose the arrows of war okay i'm banked up and i'm cranked up guys i guess pokemon 591 is a moongus it's funny this is a funny guy all right what's everyone's fishing is funny it's like among us i didn't get it wait did i [Laughter] i didn't confirm [Music] oh i caught anchovies when i find out that oh my god are you wait you're catching anchovies in this pond yeah i caught two anchovies i'm fishing level 14 guys we're getting there or what i think it's just an rng thing level 17 now because i'm i'm popping shrimp out the [ __ ] i'm getting some yeah shrimp are you popping sure about the [ __ ] of that confirmer tonight no you know what i might not join you on this quest gentlemen i think i'm uh i'm just a fisher i'm gonna get to 99 i'm gonna get my skill cape i'm gonna call it a day [Music] hey that would be funny sponsored stream you just farm shrimp into one spot yeah it's a good look the crazy thing is how down i would be for that i love this riveting do this talk to chat yeah this is my dream stream this is how you do it do you have to if you do anchovies get you do whatever yeah sometimes you get anchovies randomly i think i got online oh you love what everything bob damn uh the rankings everyone has in the title chat are how much money we made on twitch and our value as human beings yep our value is correlated to the money we make and i am the sixth best person bigger number better person welcome yeah bigger number better person but if i keep farming problems today i'll be at 13.29 let's go just imagine this being ten times slower that is crazy that this is ten times not that we're supposed to talk about this but when you look at that payouts it's so obvious who's got better splits yeah because you can you can actually see the challenges you can figure out yeah yeah summit's got a nice split because he doesn't have he's got more money than people with less subs someone's got a split that's like old school he's got like a dumb dumb yeah like a poor people someone's making a 450 or a 5 dude 450 would be insane dude i can only dream of that i remember destiny talking about how he was offered a 5-0 split and then said no to stream on like xsplit or whatever oh my god or something at the time oh i forgot to save a question hitbox tv for project m oh wow that's unlocking a memory holy [ __ ] owned yeah i think fruit was owned uh owned was the big one at the beginning i used to watch hot shot unowned all the time yeah building the desk what fishing level are you guys you're trying to fall out like 21. i'm 19. he's trying to flex i don't know how he gets him he only asked so we could say his i was genuinely curious how close to him what is your level uh 22. i'm 16 though and i'm catching up fast because i get how are you at 16. cause i fish like a madman no that's low 16 is you guys have more than 16 fishing already i'm at 23. dude what are you doing over there and i've been banking okay let me tell you the strat you can go to settings you can turn on shift click drop you can drop while you fish [Music] you guys have to click every time right to you can optimize this once you just keeps going yeah you i think i've been starting my animation over and over and over so funny wait no he doesn't keep doing it oh yeah you just you should do this and it should keep going well would you love it it'll go forever sometimes it rando stops okay this random stuff sometimes okay it's basically that happens when you catch it it's for level up it's for level up i think if you level up interest no no it's not level no it's not for level up no you're wrong chad is saying it's level up and it definitely is no because i literally just leveled them up and it literally is level up no it's not i just leveled up and it didn't stop guys stop arguing uh well this is return group part because i found out that i'm not a good fisherman you're doing your best and that's all that matters to me thanks man i think it's just luck because you don't always get shrimp right we have a [ __ ] ton of shrimp yeah i can't wait to cook this dude i'm actually gonna [ __ ] lose my mind when i get all these cooking levels i'm gonna go bank these shrimp banking and the sardines or anchovies i mean yeah we got 130 shrimp and 26 sardines that's how you know we're what was biscuit in the shrimp department there's no way he has our shrimp we've consolidated the uh the shrimp market if otk won't say they're gonna happen throughout that and released all the information it was me it was connor do you think i could like send him a message and get him to move me up a bit so i think people think i got a good split of a better streamer yeah yeah 1500 having not streamed in like a year and a half yeah yeah that's literally half my number 300 spartans the way he fights random chatters really really [Laughter] and i've always said that remember that part when leonidas [ __ ] screamed at a small man that's my favorite part of the movie he kicked his computer down the hole oh [ __ ] do we like have any like legal like reason to be upset over twitch can i like get make money more class action you're ready you might have lost you're social security number theoretically you're ready right because they leaked all our passwords too i didn't think they actually did that um if you have two factors we find that they did leak your password yeah for sure it's all leaked big changes needed well that's not good it's not great please don't try to log into wells fargo with my twitch password you see they had a little pop-up this morning when you log on to [Laughter] it tuition like uh watch out you know like you patrick could always be stronger she tried changing it today oh no i didn't i don't know that's funny yeah yeah yeah and it was like it had nothing to do with the leak they just said like uh passwords can always be stronger should try to change it right now sorry the hash of the password leaked not the password oh okay your servers bro what's what's the hash what does that mean like uh it's they can see asterisks hunter two oh i actually have no idea what happened to my password in twitch chat big glizzy hands yeah it's just like when you type everyone type your password in twitch chat so you can see what connor says yeah everyone's here it's just it just makes it asterisk it just makes it asterisk nobody can see it check it out it worked sponsorship well that's crazy it works everybody everybody's saying websites don't don't store passwords they they make hash doesn't make any sense to me make hashes that verify the password doesn't make any sense they're lying to you they're lying it's a it's a psyop basically a password hash is a password after it's transferred to twitch it's twitch's password for your password like imagine someone cooking hashbrowns with your potatoes is the best way to explain it what no that makes sense yeah thanks oh my god i didn't save the bank again i keep going to the bank depositing everything and then leave don't go to the bank [ __ ] stands in the bank it's a goddamn conspiracy wait what are you talking about the bank is cool the bank is great i need to get my cooking up well why is it i feel bad for these bankers in their nice suits we keep walking and smelling like this level are you dumping a rack of shrimp on their [ __ ] countertops 28 dude i'm at 28 too and i'm going to the bank get your money up 29. get your money up bro uh when someone gets 35 fishing can someone go cut some trees for wood yeah i got you baby that would be so sick although knocking a cab don't think there's a lot of those can you not get a cactus wood or something say that one more time you want me to cut down cactus wood you know you can burn cactuses i mean in real life you can you dry it out if i get to 35 first i'll go cook all these real quick how the [ __ ] are you 35 first absolute grinder this is literally my [ __ ] thunderdome i no one can watch a person fish better than me nice old-school runescape or as atriarch calls it school runescape i will say that i think i have the monopoly on people watching this obviously true yeah you are the fisherman for me i'm a jack of all trades i could also hit rocks i i don't have that yet that's cool yeah what happens at 35 that's so key we can do the quest we can do the quest boss i put it in our discord oh it's fairy someone kill that thing i'm catching it catch it get the fairy connor i i'm trying and clicking it it says catch catch the fairy he keeps moving too quick atrial corner of the ferry it's running towards you i'm catching the ferry hit him turn on run top right run time i have run on he just runs to it nothing happens oh he got away carter i just kept clicking on it going back to fishing they said i need hunter levels what ah classic puncher two why are we playing ultra routine oh that was that guy's password we're doing a group iron man we can only try with each other we're trying to accomplish quests together hassan replied that's mogul moves to who twitch to you he stole my tweet image and then i said now i get what it feels like when you take your viewers money and then he said that's baby with eight extra points and then it is dragged that illegally that is mogul moves to be clear yeah that is mogul boost am i full again god damn it i'm dropping my fish i don't care is there to drop them all at once i didn't steal from chat ludwig said there's a way to drop them all at once but i have no idea uh you should click to drop either the bank right you can turn on shift click settings [Music] controls shift drop items i like that oh i didn't even notice it shows experience in the top right next to the map i can see it increment the everything's quite visible roon light actually coated room is pretty sick i've never used roon light it does make this very convenient yeah all right so we're getting close right somebody's above 30. somebody's i'm at 33 okay you're at 33 how are you as high as i am but banking every time he's crazy dude the rng gods love when you do the game as intended run to the bank i have a wife in this game i have kids i role play it that's what they like well i can fish for slimy eels that's what i'm talking about what's the end goal of an iron man like this get good enough to do a hardcore iron man like this i mean our goal is to beat mischief's ass with one fish i think we're doing this someone in chad said if we do this quest we get a bunch of stuff and it's exactly what we need all right yeah i feel like one person might have said it yeah it's not going to be what we need there's no way that this fishing quest gets once it's a boss fight it's not a fishing quest you need the fishing to start the boss fight but then you fight the boss i'm sticking with leo chat what the [ __ ] is our fishing skill going to help with fighting a boss yeah i think it's a non-combat boss i think you have to like out fish him or something listen i'm not the pro here i'm reading the wiki as i hit it it is a fishing quest we're gonna out fish you get the mystical marlin at the end of it there i literally see a mystical marlin on the gif of this okay by the way this isn't a quest and doesn't give you combat xp is what my chat is saying all right your shot doesn't know [ __ ] all right we're going to do this quest they're definitely lying we definitely they're saying this is going to be really funny when they get there oh 34 let's go it drops good supplies and food that's good i'm at 32 guys getting there uh yeah this boss is trash only drops are dragon harpoon dragon boots that's sick uh for fighting water [Music] or fighting skills yet and this whole thing is looking good we have a bunch of shrimp so chill no you know what we have is friendship bro so how about you eat that all right i'm level 35. oh i'm close i called it a bit early i'm actually not really close though uh crazy that you would say that uh where are my fishing springs i can now harpoon tuna and do tempo ross oh i'd rather do aid okay [ __ ] nice dude we share a bank account yep yeah we share storage have you been banking not in group bro he's been banking on his own he's been no i haven't called oh oh do some runs and put your [ __ ] in the bank i've been telling him you've been telling him connor i didn't believe in the bank he's like i stood everything in the mattress he's got rotten shrimp under his metric fish just shut up [Laughter] okay i'm like a couple shrimp away but i gotta bank real quick oh i'm almost at 200 fish per hour that's insane that is actually insane starkist wishes or sun kissed who makes the tuna there was a girl in my high school that like instead of going to college he just became like a fishing influencer for like the southeast wait yeah okay the biggest stanz content creator in the world is the stans family they're a family of fishing influencers my target i need to pass the stan's fam really it is funny though like so you have like twitch sims right that'll leave like some pretty vulgar messages on like comments on instagram and stuff but her comments are all like very like milady like you look great today i hope you're having a nice day i love that uh where's the place i can cook in this town chat in this building all right uh how far is uh aatrock from leveling up oh close i'm actually so smart i'm about 33 i'm almost there what 32 hey what are you at big a 32 32. this is gonna work this is gonna work oh wait why did my cooking stop i hit all there's no way i can chop anything down here right chat i'm fishing what's the truth because every time it's just called tree oh my god i'm leveling up every time i cook something which is ruining it you can drop while fishing oh i'll just keep doing that then that's oh you're right oh that's the way to speed up okay i keep having to stop because i'm dropping after it i don't know how your picture is so slow i can't imagine you made every wrong 50 50 on my buttons hit the point is i'm just moving now this is funny because you just left like the fish and leave it alone you know yeah but i keep trying to get active with it what is this iron man that we're doing the group environment yeah yeah what is it it's like we can't trigger so we can only trade within our group so there's no way to scan there's no scammers no one can give us free stuff like we have to actually you know collect get it done pull ourselves up by our bootstrap just like the top 10 streamers on twitch did just like hassan's viewers which is why they're up there yes sir no not the viewers him himself oh yeah the viewers are the proletariat to be exploited of course all right i need my editor for the video to work on a [ __ ] sick fishing montage i want like mlg no scopes playing while i grab oh my god the ferry's back it's in the bank you can't hunt it though don't you can't hunt it don't fall for their lies again airing out okay i'm gonna bank some cooked shrimp and also some burnt shrimp you want oh pick up these free anchovies that i'm just dropping on the ground put it don't put them in it put it back put them in the back put them in the bag i'm too slow [Music] stanz is obsessed with banking everything do you think we're gonna need that extra 30 shrimp after we already have 2 000 here's the deal i'm going to cook all the food and when i don't burn it we will have more health than biscuit and we will just outlast him we will be eating so many shrimp imaginations we can literally just outlast them we had for two but we could keep you know we literally you're understanding what i'm seeing in the matrix that is not gonna work yeah i think i tried that when i fought ludwig i had like a bunch of food and it didn't matter wait did i already hit level 35 gold gentlemen i'm oh wait that's beer when i'm almost done 33 34. oh level 35 i'm there we're good dude what i found gold on the ground but i can't take it because it's a group iron man oh someone else is [Music] wow number six wants more gold ah cringe greedy all right should i get equipped i forgot about the inventory slot issue on the food gambit can someone just be a mule that will have a tank and a mule your job will be to stand there and take punches dude everyone else will just drop food for you i might be down in the mule i think this is the gambit baby what do i need to do uh well i'm saying that like if you just run to the bank and get the cooked uh anchovies and drop them on the ground the tank can then just pick up the anchovies and tank this is optimized after but right now we gotta do we're waiting for living we're doing i'm sorry are you guys ready for me i'm at third four and i'm almost there i'm literally i'm uh 500 xp remaining anchovies heal less than shrimp so shrimp the [ __ ] up oh sorry i didn't know that okay shrimp it is you got some shrimp for me stans wait did i not put it in the group account sorry what do i do there's cook shrimp in the group account how much should i take yeah this game is grinding which you know unlike going live eight to five every single [ __ ] day for you so i would draw the shrimps not the raw shrimp not the raw shrimps yeah you want the cooked chicken i'll take like five maybe uh i mean depending on how much time we want to wait here i can make hundreds god i'm almost there come on baby shrimp shrimp this name we need better food than shrimp for temp ross they don't know us they don't actually so true connor thank you oh oh we can beat temp ross without anything i think actually we should guys telling me that the boss doesn't deal damage you need 43 prayer for immunity to npc damage i'm taking damage for temple ross we're fine yeah i did it i'm 35 let's go okay i'm gonna finish this let me finish the stack i'm almost done all right mrs farming combat yeah but he can't fish like us you can't especially that's not even close nope damn i'm farming wood cutting nice cactus wood wait what should i be doing now wait wait wait wait we're gonna get that boat i'm going to board all right i'm coming all right i know oh wait it's just hd because you can get roon light and it has a plug-in that makes it literally hd all right guys i went on the boat i'm waiting on the other side okay do i get on the boat yeah it just takes you to this other area okay i'm going i said oh the music is good [Music] give a man a fish he eats for a day teach a man to grind for fish oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] kill that seagull oh my god oh my god i'm coming all right ferryman ferryman ahoy where does your fairy go back here seagull you guys already go across yeah we went on the ferry are we going on the big boat or what are we doing here truck all right so now that we're here we are going to do some tempo ross stuff they're saying we should grind health and attack on one person oh interesting to survive one hits so that they can eat okay we're on the docks yeah the dirty dirty dogs we can fight him i don't know how we do it but let me help an old pirates nate there are several ways of reaching temple ross using ferryman southwood's boat south of the bank this will bring the raider directly to temple ross docks it it's a short walk away from the amulet of glory teleport we're on the docks no i don't think we need to go to the table is it captain arnav he just dug up an old treasure can someone else do i want to help him unlock his chest get on the damn boat i'll get on the boat we uh bank everything right here there's a bank chest you can use it and you can bank everything except for your net okay where's the banks oh so we only want fish right now we just want the net only the net no food no nothing so basically i think we have to outfish the boss okay classic fishing quest don't worry you guys i was built for this everything oh this bird's chasing me down he wants it all right i'm i'm ready we gotta kill this bird he really wants to fight okay there's something there and the teleport's right here i think is it the empty pool is that it i think we just go on the boat everyone says go on the boat you need a rope not a harpoon well we don't have that you need a hammer and a bucket and a rope if you want to say different shirts oh it's on the it's on the boat i don't have it's on the boat i don't i don't have a hammer i'm on the boat talk to the captain i'm killing this bird all right i'm going to go on the boat 100 levels wait the mission begins 30 seconds get on the boat i'm banking five seconds come on get on the boat come on come on come on run button go connor get on the ball 15 seconds oh nice all right let's go i thought i was gonna to sue you down with the ship titanic style all right there should be some free stuff on this boat the spirit angler's way anchoring you to face temple ross all right we're facing temple ross oh he's gonna surface oh look at him oh there he is look out that's him he's gonna come out of that cloud wait where where is he oh he's in the cloud i only i see a whirlpool i don't see a clown he's gonna come out of that oh yeah yeah he's gonna come out of there i know i see a cloud too the cloud like weirdly like goes behind the tree texture like in front of the boat we're gonna beat him we're gonna beat him yeah it's the sail water locks park oh you can pick up ropes and hammer over here ropes and hammers over here okay where's here where's egg hey chuck oh i was on lovely actually where wait where's where's ludwig hey get some harpoons he stands is it a 2v2 is it a 2v2 are you at the other side he's surfaced no it's not 2v2 i think we fight the guy are you on the other side of the no i'm with you yeah i've got a hammer a bucket a harpoon and a rope is that what i need yeah but i see tim ross i don't know how to fight him the group is split in half but it's still co-op there's two sides of the island oh he's here he's here he's here where where [ __ ] do you see him oh i see him yeah yeah what do i do to him i'm harp pruning him i got bucket i gotta how do you harpoon him how do i do that oh you start putting on temp ross oh god oh god oh no we fished out here oh we fished down here temperance is drowning in water this drawing is drawing water yeah yeah wait wait what's happening now oh he's going to kill us fish the harpoon fish i'm okay use harper anyway hello fish back here catch fish cook fish put fish in cannon oh you should fish at him oh i see that i see that oh i get it i get it again there we go harpoon fish it up fish it up fish it up fish it up okay wow i'm so glad we grinded fishing so that we could grind fishing do i need buckets of water how much fish do how many fish should i get before i shoot him oh yeah [ __ ] uh stan i'm the fisher you're the you're the cooker but fish for now because hey where's my runescape guy come back how come i can't do this oh i'm about to get lightning struck oh my god i got in there i'm on fire okay i'm going back to fishing temple rush he said we're gonna beat it we're gonna beat it actually they say get an explanatory fish uh cook it and put that in the cannons okay okay okay okay okay perfect should we douse this what are we cooking there is a time limit yeah oh no yeah oh there's a there's like there's a cookie shrine in the middle of the island wait what's the time limit i don't know people are thinking this time i'm gonna start cooking when the big wave comes you click the totem so you tie yourself down what's the totem well it is rained it should be gone the fire the storm is 58 apparently storm intensity is a 60 wait i think a hundred's like bad wait i lost some fish in a bucket to the waves oh no i still have the harpoon though so that's okay that's all we need right [ __ ] perry can you make yourself useful because you're a first mate dude all right guys i got cooked fish now i where do i put it in the comments put them in the cannon fireman temple ross guys the storm's getting freezes to the post when the fire when the water shows up what post that's what i'm kind of confused oh i see it i see it's a totem pole whatever you can the totem pole there we go he's in here oh damn it's smacking him with fish i think storm intensity is going to hit a hundred i'm gonna go back yeah yeah no no no no just take yourself something full wait did you cook the cook is out here i don't have a row tie yourself to the tether pole yeah that's right behind you the tether pulls what you do it's like a specific skeleton oh you're gonna repair the damage oh god oh god wait i need to get to the i don't have time tethering you [ __ ] you need a rope i'm gonna use the water pump i don't know what this does fish do your best guys i'm gonna get a rope i need a bucket give me a bucket what do the buckets do why the [ __ ] you can use buggers to douse fire if there's a dude are you ready to cook i'm gonna drop it down oh and a rope so i can tie myself down okay so storm intensity is the loss is it really loose all right so when it reaches max yeah you can't get 100 15 seconds all right gentlemen i want a clear game plan through and through everything the game plan should have started with clearing the inventory switch to a cooker and a fisher the fisher goes to the cooker to drop it the cooker cooks the fish then shoots the fish i think everyone has to do everything based on timing right i don't know there's enough time for that it's me let's go cooker a fisher and then two shooters we need a harpoon okay i got everything get rope grab two everything if you can because you also drop stuff no no because then you lose slots you just need to tie yourself if you have rope you don't need two of everything because you tie yourself together let's go let's go all right when you see the storm you need to tie yourself to the totem tie yourself to the totem with me big a okay this time we definitely get it because loaded it's heather with toto i'm pooning i'm pooning as well i've never pooned harder in my life no only do that when the storm comes connor oh okay because that's what keeps you from losing your inventory people are saying fish seven then cook seven and then go back to double fishing spot rookie one two three four five gonna be a good idea i'm cooking i'm cooking i'm gonna appreciate i'm gonna officiate because i'm gonna cook there's a shrine on the island cook shrine on the island i didn't i did seven oh i see it cook a shrine yeah yeah get seven fish and then cook seven yeah yeah seven cook seven how long in about ten seconds okay okay i got seven yeah you cook it and you go to the candy okay here comes seven fish on the cannons no no you could on the island oh [ __ ] wait why don't i see ludwig cause they're on the other side yeah they're gonna split on two instances but we're still losing oh i'm hitting him i'm hitting oh we need to go faster boys uh the fish do not do very much damage oh no i got a bunch of fish i'm going to shoot him okay yeah you're hitting him i see you hitting him yeah yeah yeah yeah you gotta run that was seven that's how much he does oh you guys are on the other side okay okay oh [ __ ] oh lightning head they're updated hd this is old school runescape instead of uh new runescape we're playing old school all right are you winning no not really no no we're gonna win we're gonna are you guys doing it we're at fifty percent the boss should be at fifty percent now but now i gotta shoot him yeah once you've cooked him you go shoot him for sure he's not nearly same like the crate oh my god he's been like crazy storm coming in ten seconds has anyone hit him yes i hit him shooting him now he's getting shot to the mat right how did ludwig know i did damage i did damage [ __ ] i'm goaded i'm actually i actually thought myself so sick okay the problem is that he has uh no one's he doesn't take enough damage oh we heard him he's hurt oh don't you use the bucket on the fire i assume is that how the hell is there a way to like make the storm intensity go down he's going too fast yeah we're gonna lose do we need more people is this not a four person quest no shot we can we should be able to do this fill the water oh maybe take out the fires with the water bucket yeah you just have to fight with the water bucket but i get my one back bro that's what i need your what back my run bag oh it's the blast is broken prepare it oh you have to repair the mast my chat says there isn't enough damage yeah how do we do more damage though fish faster i'm getting cooking skill that's kind of you can solve oh i'm lighting this guy up dude i just lit him up nice we only have 19 left okay we were slow that time but the third time we surely do this oh of course i'm going i'm going oh did you need it i got no rope but yeah but i got nothing to lose i'm just cooking all these fish and then shooting them just bring 26 fish to the island oh no that'd be kind of goated though the problem is my run runs out way too quickly and then everything's supposed to be oh oh oh [ __ ] oh well i'm not ready to rock up my face really i mean it should oh you can tell there's a mast apparently hey guys i found it out you don't need to shoot cooked ones you can shoot raw ones oh that's the point of cooking them i assume it does okay don't start it this time lead okay okay i'm not starting let him let's do less damage though so i think you should you do want to cook them so literally deposit everything except the fishing net need that harpoon fishing net rope hammer and bucket you don't need fishing technically so the bucket is for the fire if you walk into the fire you die and also the green fishing spot goes faster they're telling me cooking does more damage you got to do cooking what is 71 left i like the strategy of getting like seven fish and cooking them and then shooting them yeah i feel like i want to go for a full inventory am i crazy you're crazy if you if you strap maybe maybe we can as long as we're tethering every time yeah i think just tether god the problem is run and we could try that we could do that straight of just getting fish the entire time and then at the end at the end go for the uh go for the shots yeah harpoon buckets and ruby i got it harpoon buckets wrote and always fish in the green spot if you can wait you want to do seven off rip because a spot with double fishing rate spawns after the first wave you do seven attack him and then go for the double fishing great spot got it i love that okay so seven cook seven attacks and then cook seven yeah seven cook seven attack and then you go for the green spot and then you fill up gotcha gotcha and you slam it there's no boys with water on the boat why do i need that much water the fire has never hurt me it always alternates between waves and fires okay we've got this we got this one this is that 1330 and it's literally gonna go frame perfect here this is inspiring seven cook oh don't even attack seven cooked and fish green spot got it gotta get a seven cook that makes that makes so much more sense don't shoot okay but you have to go faster hall s hall s s run go go go go go we have to beat temple rosters we got this we're the best gamers because they're the best gamers let's go let's go four five five six i'll tell you when the wave comes if i call it just go immediately to rope how do you know seven i've got seven seven cooking it's intuition mostly he's got a method i don't know what it is but it's a lightning crack and then 10 seconds ross is coming in 30 seconds we're good for a bit okay so i took seven and then what oh then you go to the double fishing spot i see it the green yep yep the green okay okay how close are we loading this door elbow fishing spot oh it gives you two at a time when it pops should i start fishing or should i get rid of each other fish are the green good you're good you're good yeah fish are green fish it green and chilled green each other oh we're cooking now okay that's a [ __ ] okay we're good we're good we're good oh we made it oh my god fast boys oh the twitter poll's been damaged how do you repair the totem pole can you repair it if use your hammer i don't know i don't have a hammer i don't have a hammer oh we're [ __ ] connor should i go to damage i'm going to no if you guys fill up you can tether to the mast and then get a hammer while you're there go back to the ship and shoot your things and tether i'm shooting you oh is this going to be cringe well you can tether to the ship's mess yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can pick up a hammer there's a hammer on the shirt right it's coming it's coming it's coming it's fire it's fire it's fire it's fine it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's it's fire bro oh so don't don't tether don't detox this fire okay by the fire you lose all your [ __ ] yeah hold it for bad cola i'm literally stuck right now there we go but i live can you tie to the ship somewhere yeah there's other things the mask i ran through the fire i lost some [ __ ] i don't know where the fires are where the hammers are come on baby come on baby cook okay i'm shooting i'm shooting i'm shooting all right big damage they call me the dps it's coming i think it's coming it's coming the waves coming i'm going coming i'm going to the ship there's fire wait how do i get past the fire the wave is not coming i'm just pure dude i don't understand i just stopped fishing to go back to the ship but now it's coming oh tyler tyler to the photo there's a fire in the way that's okay that's okay we're good okay get a rope and get a hammer and then go back out i don't know where the hammer is oh it's it's in the it's over by me that corner of the boat yeah oh there it is there's like another tiny look now we're looking for a green i don't see it green oh i'm gonna repair the uh totem pole okay dude we are not even [ __ ] close i think we could do it if like okay well that's gonna be ten more people i don't think we're gonna get it right now but if we all go to the ship let's prepare because i lost some [ __ ] so i'm gonna get myself yeah get a roll i'm gonna prepare with a bucket of water because you can just auto get buckets of water i'm fishing i could still do i mean how much damage do you have i think we can do it if we just don't [ __ ] it up bro i have 30 oh 20 oh great i have no regrets hey start shooting start shooting then start shooting then i'm going to go cook i think we have to start yeah we have to actually cook and get in i'm going it ends at 100 we're at 85 percent but i'm about to show you i know 30 fish he's running in water run oh i made it oh i got [ __ ] washed ludwig pushed me aside and tethered [ __ ] [Music] wait okay so the uncooked fish do 10 and the cooked ones do 15. i feel like it's not going to go cooking sucks cream cooking actually sucks invested yeah don't cook [ __ ] cooking yeah yeah just get as many as you can tether and then shoot them no why they're doing 50. yeah because you cook them no i uh you're right we could totally do this [ __ ] cooking i thought we lost oh why why do i need this bucket i haven't once needed a bucket but this time first time sure this time for real for real chad's saying that if you hit him the storm intensity like slows down too oh oh we have to keep hitting him so how about well if you don't put out the fires we have one group cookers one group no coke no i i don't think you need cooking because it only does five more damage perfect cooking also gives cooking experience to what they're saying that's why it's weird but i don't give a [ __ ] about that i want to beat the boss yeah i let's do connors no cooking everything the same no cooking no peeking it's just left to think about too because then we just tether quickly whenever it's coming and then we shoot guys this time for real uh is there a way to get your stamina back because uh yeah this goes to hell when we lose our stamina and we have walking at the end you literally just hit the weight just on toggle run let it go back up and then we have one of them you don't need running at the beginning just wait till later all right no cooking let's [ __ ] do this i'm gonna get a bucket real quick and then how do i fill it with water uh where's our way down remember seven and then uh oh yeah don't cook oh seven and then look for the double that's what the trick is up con a water pump oh i didn't feel it well i don't think seven even no seven doesn't matter anymore because we're not cooking so just no no it only matters because i'm saying look for the bright green once you get seven it should pop up around it it's worth it to run to a bright green i think is what we're all cooking makes them do five more damage chat but that only means like two cooked fish is worth three regular bites yeah he's still cooking i'm still cooking because i think it's actually better math oh i don't think it is we said we're doing the corner strat that's right it's all right it's right we can have one cooker i've ran the numbers do you have the right numbers cooking is much faster than fishing so you get more damage you have to do some more damage for it's not fifty percent it's like five more damage i'm loading up the fish it's not faster if you double up if you're getting the numbers yeah but it slows you down from fishing like i'm almost at a full inventory of fishing though yeah oh i got washed all right now i'm gonna go i'm repairing i'm repairing the pole you got lush oh you if you get washed and lose your cooked fish then it's really not working yeah yeah so that's why you shouldn't oh i've never rope that's why [ __ ] me all right now i chewed out 10 of his health this is so much better do not if cook him actually slows it down then i think he had not cooking this is so much better hey fire's coming fire's coming i'm going to get past it real quick and i'm going to get some water from there the red text comes in the bottom left that's when it's i'm getting burnt i got it we need a bug to get rid of i'm shooting i'm shooting no you need to fill the bucket with water that's the important part i know where do you feel with water oh this is actually going nuts on the boat there's a water pump next to the dock in front of the boss okay okay he's almost 50 boys yeah this is it's a thousand times better right yeah i actually think cooking is so [ __ ] cringe hey amen brother hey why cook i'll tell you what's really crazy is getting hit by all the fire i'm running straight through the floor yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna put out i'm dousing the fires i'm starting to understand better yeah yeah yeah i'm actually [ __ ] seeing the matrix right now i think after you use your rope you can get another one right lucky with these fists oh repairing no no no rope stays rope stays unless you get hit by a wave check your inventory hmm mine didn't but fire takes away your maybe you watching fire fire could take away yes yeah maybe that's it okay it's at 66 so one more full inventory from everyone and we're good double double double up on me let's go let's get some fish come on baby i'm gonna go get a rope because i'm nervous yeah yeah it's fine i'm actually going to crush it 75 we got about 30 seconds something like that i might i might cook this last round um just because this fire gonna be on me in a second no no [ __ ] it double fish there'll be one more storm right didn't we just have do we just have fire just storm oh it's a wave it's a wave oh it's total pulsar it's not repaired we didn't repent make sure you're a parent boys that's what i was thinking no that's what i thought i was confused yeah yeah i i repaired our side i mean i'm loading i'm going to watch another got like at least 12 fish i could dump on his ass oh my god this is gonna be close next come on come on next time next time next time for sure if you guys don't get it by the way there we definitely guys have no fish over there i'm firing i'm firing i'm firing fire there's just thunder though oh we're so close empty i don't have a bucket yeah we're getting good i can't get back yeah we are actually higher and lower okay here's the deal and you need two buckets of water at least if not three two one inventory okay three buckets of water let me pre-jack the wall wall right now is there a well here i don't even have a [ __ ] i have a bucket i think i can just have a bucket i have to get on the boat i lost my bucket uh let's just do it we can donald though i think we got this really not just fill it let's go where do i fill bucket there's a pump on the dock when you're next to like where you're fishing it's right next to where you're going to lock it no not necessarily where you shoot the things it's on the boat everything is on the boat even the boat okay yeah everything's on the boat so just pre-jack two full cups of water you see it's a gold hammer you can do it right now no it's right here yeah you can use it right now right there yeah yeah yeah okay i got two buckets of water and i got all the ingredients this is it this is actually [Music] wait so just let me know fish don't cook when the water comes tethered yeah yeah chad's saying four but i think that's cringe even though they know better than me i'm gonna get a hammer too and make sure you're running when you can yeah get you need everything for sure okay run on let's go it's always let's go baby i love saying pre-jack the wawa it is actually remember keep your eyes open for greens keep your eyes open for green yeah keep your eye out for the greens that's number six it's my job thunder's coming hey green green on a screen on us let's go oh that's great so corner green do we're frame perfect together yeah uh how long until the wind not yet we're good got some time just keep farming how do you tell when the steady seas the chat the chat the chat will have a red text perry perry talks that [ __ ] he talks about that oh i'm let's go let's go well we're literally framed perfect nice job that was actually right to the boat i got it right yeah yeah we got yeah everyone go fire no carter i don't did you like to go early you almost god damn that's so stupid what does it take that away from uh oh yeah chad is saying if you get two ropes then chances are you won't [ __ ] yeah yeah we get a second rope just to be all right i'm back to i'm back to harpoon oh there's a green there's a green over there yeah i'm going for it there we go so firing so firing no this is actually we got this we got this get ready lightning is next let's go hey you have to put out the fires because otherwise they spread yeah yeah yeah i got this one all right i'm dousing the fire dusting the fire doubting the other fire i don't know fire on the ship downstairs one down here i'll get it i'll get that on my way back here no we got this we got this barely got it okay he's gonna be at 50 uh and it's 50 through nice okay okay i have a full inventory of fish ready to [ __ ] all right going to get some huge damage damn i got so much fishing level from this actually i was actually i was making fun of hrock for this quest idea this is a good quest yeah it's just super fun it's teamwork it's yeah it's owned by miss kiff but fun questions yeah yeah fun quest though you know we're the best fishers in this thing i'm getting close i'm loading the cannons hey if the storm comes toggle run you might have something we had 100 run we'd win bro i know the run is killing me sometimes i walk by the pole and i just tether yeah why does the run not reset round that's dumb it's a skill in the game you need to yeah level up your agility imagine get four buckets it's actually so true the ken what the [ __ ] no no he did he literally didn't back i'm there's stars over the cannon guy's head he's disabled oh no some clothes are rolling out all right throw everybody stole your [ __ ] buckets i'm shooting i'm shooting i'm shooting okay oh there's a lot of fire here bro he's at 25 why don't we get the [ __ ] hard run phil everybody's waiting since can you repair the mask there oh yeah yeah we're playing mask right right now i'm going to fill my buckets well there's probably no more fires right i'm not going to pull the buckets but there's hellfire's shooting i'm shooting if you have anything shoot it if you have anything shoot it i don't have anything i'm shooting praise chat why we're so close wow that was literally the worst rng oh my god okay guys hey people are saying you could hurt the boss on the dock with a harpoon is that that true or no no after you get him to zero that starts phase two and that's when you hit him with the harpoon there's a phase two okay i didn't i didn't want to spoil it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay as a runescape savant we need to go on the docks in the middle but only after you get him down to face two i think what if it's actually getting to zero it wasn't phase two yeah okay so wait so that means like from the island we go to the dock in the middle and then harpoon yeah i mean uh once it's once it's done no it's not a second phase i lied i was wrong all right never mind okay guys round five yeah our fishing going up helps us because uh oh our fishing going up in our cooking going up means everything's faster maybe i should cook exactly because i have like 50 cooking whereas you guys haven't cooked yet i'm going to get a hammer this time i'm going to walk for the first one so i can save stamina for yeah that's what happens i can already project the wawa so i'm set i got triple wawa dude i wish i pre-jacked the wawa dude i'm not running why am i [ __ ] so cringely not running what's up i'm saving no no no bro i accidentally tethered he should have tied himself to that one oh my god my first time partnering with aatrak he immediately tied himself to the cross we got this connor oh no we know we know oh sorry my dog just got a pampering she got uh she got groomed oh just load up on them fish i've got run ready for to run to the tether pull soon yeah yeah at least six runs all right temple ross player there's ever been in the world [ __ ] wait i'll bring around oh king does increase speed [ __ ] oh i'm shooting him okay i'm pruning i'm back and i'm i'm gonna repair i'm gonna prepare this damaged shoulder pull right now please do please do please do oh you're my king i didn't even notice hey there's a green you see it yeah oh there's gonna be a fire wait it's all right i have bucket side buckets i have buckets i'll clear all the fires down here connor i'm gonna get my two and then go back i'm gonna get my two fires and go back because then i can send half cooked half not cooked i doubt and then i can fill up my buckets i actually think this is goated okay fire's all outside i'm killing it okay i'm gonna get the boat fire don't worry i'm coming to fish again that fire was going out my buckets that fire was spring shot i don't know guess not i don't see a green oh there it is i'm almost full oh i got electrocuted on the cannon switch cannons swish cans oh green green green okay here we go wait we're do we're doing for a big wave any second now we're good for a bit we're good for a bit you're repaired injured we're good we're good oh my god i am damaged it didn't even get damaged wait nice okay so uh ludwig and i or whoever is over there just got it 50 percent on first rotation yeah yeah yeah okay keep going we literally got a 50 boys and i have a full inventory ready to go so go shoot it shoot it shoot it right now shoot it right now wait i think i should cook it and we can finish them off no just shoot it shoot it shoot it all right i actually think you should okay because we'll fill up we'll fill up yeah actually okay i'll shoot i'm coming i'm shooting a whole full end right now 75 percent well why is this one like overcharged is that good oh come on baby oh who's on the other side who's fire use the other one you can't you can only use one you can carter about to [ __ ] end his ass let's go he's getting low we're gonna get more fish though we're not gonna have time to cook so just run back once you get a full inventory oh [ __ ] maybe even less run back now go back now [ __ ] come back and shoot him if you have any yeah i gotta have to kill him i think finish him off okay finish him up [ __ ] oh my goodness broken hr oh no matthew's yours i'm done use my tether to the best okay i can't shoot because it's [ __ ] storming bro shoot it right now okay shoot three percent finish them upstairs face two face are we killing him oh we're killing him oh my god he's taking damage oh look at that oh he's like recharging i understand okay [Laughter] it's not hard we can do it we can do it we can do it this is great recharge for our run too this is actually great i fixed it yeah i have bucket side buckets you got buckets okay because we're doing it we're in a fire round yeah oh there's a green three-phase thing dude where where where where where's your green where's green oh it's on me what under my nose if if we get quick to the uh harpoon i gotta grab me okay yeah we have we have oh it's gone it'll spawn them i mean just cook i guess yeah i'm cooking while i'm waiting for that one to come back hopefully that's not a bad idea it's it's not coming back though went out for cigarettes and [ __ ] never came home i'm just getting blues now it's bad right it's back oh green over here green on me okay worth it hey fire fire coming i'm gonna go cook you want to just douse this yeah yeah i gotta go i'm gonna run through this connor because i have no um i will doubt both of these uh both there's one more though you gotta have to deal with it i have one doused yeah all right let it go make sure you fill up a bucket we need to clear the boat of water too otherwise it'll be fun let's fill a bucket when you're here i did i did i'm gonna i'm gonna shoot i'm shooting okay 50 is one 130th of the way to 99 to be clear oh i guess it's harder yeah yeah all right shoot your shots boys yeah we're gonna get a little bit more efficiency yeah it's a double that's just ge jack welsh green green green green just spawned all right i'm going i'm going let's go go go hey fill your buckets right there once you're there fill your buckets make sure you don't forget after i shoot get these [ __ ] bullets in all right i feel like i'm in g unit right now that's how cool are you shooting him are you shooting he's gonna be down to 50. i'm shooting him yeah i got nothing from that green nose oh my god we're getting robbed by these fishings i don't know these fishing spots blow something's coming i think okay i don't see it i'm gonna repair the magic right there green connor oh yeah oh [ __ ] oh you just able to get god my guys we gotta start shooting i'm trying to shoot i'm going to shoot now we got stuff shoot we're at 81 coming up i got a full inventory of all cooked fish all right we'll [ __ ] lay it down oh tether hey man wait is he and then i'm gonna i'm gonna refresh her wait is he down no no no no he's not there he's not down all right we gotta maybe come forward shoot everyone shoot what you got uh come on run you stupid [ __ ] it i don't think we're gonna make it bro it's gonna be close god shoot connor that was so clutch we might not finish him here i know it's not as nice as you can yeah just next time i gotta be a little bit better on the damage yeah it actually was really important that i cooked because i used all of my fish left over well i have two left over here if we're not gonna make it now should someone's like stan should you go start cooking fish like oh oh actually i think so we're not gonna make it go get ready like we'll guarantee ourselves i don't want to throw by like hitting him too much yeah sorry good leave go go reset there's no reason to hit him we'll finish off later yeah we'll finish up through okay get ready for the next water maybe i think water might be i have two waters i have two wawas right here i don't know if that's enough wawa two i wasn't enough to get through any fire to get more water true yeah i got three okay uh okay i'm gonna do first of all no i'm gonna go i'm gonna go fire and fill wawa because i'm a little scared i don't have a lot we have to do damage that we have to get ready i mean yeah yeah i know i'm doing damage i'm saying green chrono green all right when this green's gone i'm a cook and then i'm gonna be ready to [ __ ] and full him yeah i forgot to reject the wawa oh we're doing so good this time we've got the rhythm down got the rhythm down did you have the rhythm down let's cook these together okay oh there's wawa on the doctor really think so yeah it's crazy they made a boss fight with no combat and it's fun and shoot oh it's super fun yeah is there any greens down here right trucker it's a green yeah there's a green on me every time you level you click it again yeah every time you level on the firing you definitely so annoying i do hate the cooking sound effect i'll say it even though it's sponsored it sounds like someone is breathing into an old mic an xbox mic i'm firing a bunch you don't only you only cook half because we might need to it's dying with cooked fish in your hand will be the most cringe thing in the world yeah i get it tether tether there's a green on me green on me do you see a truck i'm full i'm going to shoot i have full cooked okay i'm shooting baby all right if you're doing some damage i'm sure i'm pushing i'm fishing i'm not i'm not holding anything i think cooking's [ __ ] us honestly yeah i'm not gonna cook i'm not gonna cook no more cooking just fire all right yeah i repaired the mask again i actually don't think we make it past phase two though if we don't cook because we were all out of fish right yeah it worked out yeah it was just it was lucky we should still be actually got another run in but you never know like if you can't get a run in london i just didn't get like any like green spots last time yeah cringe are we close to a tether i don't want to get caught on the [ __ ] i don't think so i blew my entire load so i think just blow your loads now yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna add two more fish i'm gonna put it in green and then i gotta go just get like four and then come back because it's the time is running out okay you can't get that idea i'll do it twenty three fish kill him so no no no no no no no he's way too late he's like running back at like 80. yeah yeah 80. if you guys have at least eight fish come on come on come on watch connor connor how many fish you have i have a good bit i'm not repairing i'm going let's go i've got 11 more fish i think we got it that's 110 damage oh that's it come on come on come on baby come on we can't do this again come on baby yeah yeah easy easy look at how much damage we got fish him fishing oh my gosh to the dirty dogs i'm putting dirty dogs i'm putting down so he respawns when his energy is up and his essence is his health probably six percent five percent we got him let's go baby one percent get [ __ ] what a fun quest is there anything that's a good question yeah there's another one for fire making we should do that next well hey what do we get for it's what matters yeah well truly not a lot there's a one in nine thousand chance of the dragon harpoon or some [ __ ] shot was telling me if we get that it's pog where do i get my what happens automatically i would say victorious you sail back to the ruins of unka excellent work says pootie we usually find debris on the docks you might have something useful what thanks there's no debris here let's go to the docks no wait there's got to be some debris surely we get some surely we got something for that massive wait net reward pool that down here where though where's the network where i got the little beach down the pool on the coast yeah yeah okay wait where is it yeah yeah right next to the oh the beach i see it gotta get it all right let's net that reward pool oh i don't know hell yeah suckers i'll take all the rewards i found 33 spirit flakes 12 raw bass i got 36 raw sandals oh that's it oh that was not worth it well i got a ton of raw lobster that's gonna be worth something cooked lobster like raw swordfish raw tuna raw bass that was kind of cringe it was fun to play i was trying to play [Music] [Laughter] i got 106 um flakes of spirit uh i'm putting everything in group storage i also if you want to keep this lobster that's money for us stands i mean that's uh yeah i don't know where the cooking place is cooked lobster is where the money is made let me tell you i can't deposit my spirit flakes what's the spirit flake elon musk made most of his fortune cooking lobster uh you could probably put it in your own inventory what do i do with my dress and all this [ __ ] uh you could just put it in the inventory bank no i can't put it in the bag i got salmon which is really good i think it's the best food well guys at least i got all this fish they are untradeable oh i put it in my regular bank yeah all right let's see that was pretty fun that was fun i liked that a lot actually it was i wish like we are still level five in going to get we have no combat skills we're literally we should do a cook-off how about that it should be a part of eddie's million-dollar cook-off dude from that oh no i'm saying with miss give at the end of the day so there's one more boss like that for fire making that's like in uh an ice cave or something it looks pretty cool let's do that sounds badass wait but we need to level 35 and then oh yeah connor's right we should do combat we be doing that let's do the waterfall quest okay let's do the waterfall quest it's just so fun what about the corsair curse that's also what i recommended i think the waterfall quest just so we can try to fight mischief yeah i want to i want to kick somebody's ass let's do whatever you say all right that's what i'm talking about baby i also need arrows how am i going to get arrows all right we're doing waterfall quests so how do we go look it up waterfall quest i'm going to follow ludwig i'm following hatred start out by speaking to alex in her house west of the coal trucks northeast of backstory and falls enable quest helper plug-in uh i think we have to go to barbarian outpost remember that how do we get back there yeah let's uh a lumbee teleport okay question i don't see quest helper oh teleport to lumbridge uh teleport to lumbee let's do it remember how to do that i remember yeah i'm doing it right now wait are quests 10x xp chat or no i think no literally isn't everything 10x yeah it's all 10x oh talk to niles wait where's oh is this a you later i already teleported away we call it a ring dude then i don't think we even do that don't even do what i got like if the quest doesn't get you 10x xp why wouldn't it well because because it it doesn't oh it doesn't know oh then we should just like farm it's just not taking advantage of the fact that we get 10x we can just kill these goblins right here and [ __ ] yeah let's [ __ ] up some goblins people are saying do waterfall quests it's the best quest for miss fight it is but they we also get 10 extra xp and it is 10x it is 10x oh yeah i don't see why it would be 10x for the class it doesn't make any sense yeah mudrake was just saying like he knew so it also automatically puts you at 30 strength in attack so it's definitely worth it yeah let's do waterfalls okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i gotta come to scotland wait for me i'm not alone yet i'm in the middle of the animation blood work these goblins are pissed now yeah you can [ __ ] them up okay i really need to get arrows because i'm going to be useless in the fight are the mithril seeds the one that plant trees chat i remember doing waterfall quests when i was a kid and then everyone got the little tree seeds and they would plant them around um the bank yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but i do remember this quest um okay hey i'm in lumbee where'd you guys go though where we're by the goblins okay like past the cows uh not even through the cows oh yeah oh you're fighting some gummies okay it's amazing how many times i do zero yeah not for long though cause i'm kind of nasty uh it's called waterfall quest and i ever tell you guys when i was a kid somebody scared me out of my party hat in this game which is like a rare item so i made a new account and pretended to be a girl and catfish him to get it back it worked everyone follow me wait wait a minute why am i gonna have oh cause i'm outta here did it work pretending to be a girl hey did you get your hat back give me my hat back oh yeah yeah yeah it's already hot you literally just told us that story yeah i catfished him and uh he gave it to me back and he found out he was woody you found out what well when you found out that i was stealing it back you started to freak out and follow me around and then i just logged off on the girl count look i don't have any run oh yeah i'll just walk then where is everyone else oh we're still at the goblins where are you i said [ __ ] me you gotta stop scaring me that's crazy over if you go left past the goblin house there's a bridge across from the cows if you hit the hunter you've gotten too far across the bridge yeah okay across the bridge and i see you that's where you're at ahoy all right follow me oh i made it because i have no run what is this guide i don't know a good guide we're figuring it out hey no run guys let's keep it fair okay wow square formation it's actually so [ __ ] cool imagine if they see us yeah we look pretty gangster all right my pepe d's halloween themed single file line is very much like first grader like like formation but this this is like we're going to war all right sorry i'm back what are we doing here trying to do square formation okay i need to know someone who's chat what is the best way for me to get like a hundred arrows because i am out i do no damage bro why would we want arrows cause i shoot everything are you sure you're like oh yeah listen to the group we're gonna sell your diamonds and then we're gonna buy arrows what diamonds all right do you guys ever we still have our rope right yeah i got my rope i put everything away okay we have all those runes it's just in our um bank you do not need items or weapons for the waterfall quest you just need rope okay do you guys have extra you need six air runes six earth runes six water runes i don't have an extra rope i got those in my back i don't have any i have an extra rope i have an extra rope for my boy stands how are we going to get the runes though we'll go to a bank uh it's in our bank we have it i i actually think i just left mine on the ground wow you were [ __ ] concerned about every [ __ ] last shrimp but you left your arrows on the ground i'm not a magic user dude it's actually heaviness worst case we get some from the witch's house they're cheap you know guys i think we're finally coming to our own after fishing for like 30 minutes i think our group is like it's like our this is like our uh two towers you know i think we're here now yeah we got through the fellowship yeah because that one's so bad yeah that was trash and now we're everybody hates that one i can't tell what's happening here we're walking next to a minecraft village no i mean i love fellowship with the ring what's going on it was just a joke because he said that and it didn't make any sense because fellowship's good oh got it okay cool you guys didn't like fellas okay in the beginning of fellowship they're not a group yeah that's true that's true by two towers they've they've gelled falador is where the kingdom is held the guards are are strong but they can give you good wear are you reading something because that's not how you talk because this is uh this is going so slow this is actually an even cooler formation of a truck and eyes one yeah one man stance what are you complaining about here i said turn on run dude what are we doing here we walk slowly so we have a run for when you charge our run exactly what have we done have you played this game before yeah i have but i only mine i only farm i don't hurt any questions so sad when you have to attack and fend off strong wait how could we upgrade our run that could be optimal well agility but that would be optimal that's not we don't have time for that there are like 30 stats that you can upgrade in runescape you just kind of have to pick if you're playing for just one day they did when they sent us the information they sent us like agility trainer thing maybe it was like the place to do it oh wait what the [ __ ] oh wait sorry i'm the wrong way where are we going here oh we get to go around i'm just following a blue arrow kill a wizard how do you go through this gate wait why does this like decorations of itself just like is the male and females then oh these little imps can give you um some like look like silly putty why would i want that i don't know actually i just remember getting into a lot as a kid and be like oh silly putty sick just saw the leak when do i get a refund do you need a refund for your hassan sub so you can sub to me to help out a poor middle class working class streamer trying to make his way rank 1330 not even top 1000 on twitch people are saying they recommend witch's house before we do um waterfall we're waterfalls we're going waterfalls we're doing waterfall and then we're fighting oh really mm-hmm waterfall gives us dirty combat so we're good all right okay i am i going the wrong way is loveliness the right way though you're supposed to go to the barbarian outpost and i i don't know if i'm just following an arrow okay you do the quest it gives you an arrow i trust that you're doing it right then my friend oh this is a is it in the ladder we just got to talk to almera in her house west of the coal trucks got it she will tell you he's worried about her son hudson mini game teleport other side of the map lobster fishing spot where do you find a teleport chat how about we just farm lobster no what we don't need to fish more area fishing more is our last thing we need to go around oh you have to go around the whole mountain no it's just why did you tell me now it doesn't seem like it's that yeah just let me just go around we're following you just start walking bro no it's not that bad it can't be that bad it's to the right it's not that bad uh look at the map in the top right it's the world icon next to the circle if you click it you'll see where we are where we are going is the trinome stronghold or is that to the left of the kingdom of candarin can't we go to this wolfy mountain pass right here we could but we just walked for about five minutes and we are not even halfway it's not a big deal we can do it guess what we can have a nice talk you scared of talking to your friends little week yeah go over i don't know i haven't even seen the mountain yet people are telling me that you can barbarian assault mini game teleport but i don't know what that means i don't know i don't even know where that is or what that means but they're saying it like i should know both are these wolves gonna eat us we're just gonna post up here next to these bowls for a second i take a screenshot for the thumbnail is barbarian village you can't do that okay you can't do that unless you've been there once so they're wrong didn't we go there all right don't get eaten a little bit oh god oh god oh god okay you're actually getting munched on oh run time run time run time use it turn on the run turn on the result on the run this is why we saved the rope every day for the cell phone i'm following ludwig oh i'm running wait can we go over this hill no we can't no but no this is like actually we should probably toggle walk talk we'll walk until we get to the uh clock i'm running kitty there's a kitty named bob we can't move the camera down i'm a little bit pretty sure we're dead wait where does this go bro there's a frost giant there wait is that a way down wait i'm actually dead following you [ __ ] wait how can i [ __ ] do it i died every man for themselves [ __ ] i made it i made it connor are you waiting where is there yeah yeah you made it where i'm talking to literally the grim reaper i'm through wait let's watch it don't donate i made it oh wait where are you kings we're going around through the mountain but uh not actually wait yeah no wait you got it let keep going around keep going around oh i lost my kings we've got this we're fine okay i'm full of health now can you go down this you think no no no you see look at the map it's like a direct pass straight to where you want to go wait which direction you guys hiding [ __ ] we are going down the mountain we are off the ice path we're near where the frost giants were but like under them i think we took a longer path we went around i think i'm behind you yet oh my god i have to [Laughter] you gotta what he's trying literally the grim reaper is trying to charge me ten thousand gold my items back i don't have that dude they're telling me i did not make it i'm on a different mountain i'm on a different mountain boys i don't think we are going to be able to do this quest okay why not plan because conor i don't even think we can get there no we can't we're literally almost there are we yes it's right down the hill right here how do you get down this hill right to the right right here you can do you know how to use the map [Music] just look at the map you can like see the path on the map oh my god far from man what a roundabout i'm going the right way chad rocks made us do okay the good news i'm going the right way i'm so all right tell me the name of the place in the map that you're at and i'll just try to get there if you use this like cobalt and you click on the quest in quest helper it'll pop up i think it's called catherby catherby okay that's what the water is called it's right next to white wolf mountain right i remember that white wolf mountain oh my god that's far it's next to catherby you said bro how am i going to get to catherby wait i'm i'm in cadal i'm going towards kadarim is that correct or kandaran yeah what's it called again sorry the gnome stronghold right straight street uh so it is teleport of i'll meet you guys there i'm i i i darn it this is a big map specifically i'm in catherby i mean wait are you guys in catholic quest yeah yeah we're in catholic me too we're we're guys i think what does in front mean go to the middle of it break the beehive we walked past it already it says beehives on the map to the left of catherby we are next to camelot castle just meet us at camelot castle uh no beehives in the collection i'll meet you guys the road by beehives stop stop i'm going oh you make it more complicated no it's just just literally way too beehives it takes two seconds just drop right len said no wait there was a unicorn back there what is unicorn rare the iron man symbol on this one right here i see him should i kill him talk to him what the [ __ ] why is my guy he's level 15. i can only examine him it's a horse with a horn in case you guys are wondering it says well there's a strange plant i can't there he is oh i see stan stands look there he is oh thank god all right atrial you on your way oh i can attack unicorn don't do it it's a majestic creature groupings if we kill it do we get good [ __ ] yo i found a strange atlantic gives me run energy i think the devs are watching i mean we can't talk too yeah we should probably kill it try to give you stuff all right you guys are getting distracted by the unicorn we're going to kill it i i don't want to kill it it can't kill us the unicorn would definitely kill you it's majestic connor and i'm not killing the wrong jack can anyone kill me yeah unicorn guys come to campus give me a suggested world i don't want to teleport to that suggested world you can mini game teleport just like you can teleport to lumbridge it's in the clan chat icon next to the settings icon oh what i have to do all the mini games tutorials first i can't do it everyone said it it and they were wrong man chat there's europe wasting my time hey devs type some codes that you can just pretty sure you need to have been to the place before you can teleport their chat but i do appreciate you enthusiasm on good ideas give us full rune simi so we can fight miss mischief it'll be funny castle wars about that teleport it's in grouping you were there okay you cannot do it what's the place call that we're supposed to go to castle wars grouping oh teleport where are you supposed to teleport what's it called uh it was called barbarian assault right oh it is working yeah barbarian soul teleport barbarian soul but it says suggested world 306 what does that need to go through all the mini game tutorials first you can't tell which ones are very assault but you can't tell about the castle wars i can tell fortuna are very soul why not it says when i do it i that i can't okay i'm walking north wait they gave me another strange plan are they giving you items straight up dude my mom tries so hard to like understand what i do like she just texted me today is the tough day wait this is for you oh what is it pick the plant oh exchange oh that's me giving away herb all right no i don't and that means there's something there guys my mom sent me the text it was just from obs and it's just if you change your passwords all the data breach people this also disconnects connected apps to obs and i was like did you do this and i'm like that's so sweet where am i going are you guys with me yeah but i can't run i have no energy oh i'm actually i'm like at 40. very far from you guys is it [Music] you get to go right now yeah we're stuck we're stuck king lug come back no tree lights one's with me stance is with me i gotta come here yeah yeah we keep getting stay on the [ __ ] road dude yeah please i'm on the road no no you ran through the [Music] i don't know where i'm going if i get eaten by a bear on the way there i'm gonna cry damn we got the 3v4 we uh talked about how we also you told me not to worry about these arrows i got eight arrows and we're about to fight we're not about to fight that's not what the quest is where are you guys no 22 minutes so we have to fight mizki yeah i i i think that this you having arrows and being level five is less important than you being level 40 and just i'm dead again i would like the arrows please don't kill me again please god okay the moss giant will kill us in one hit so we need to pull aggro from a skeleton i don't think we're going to fight miss gif so we might just have to do this quest and then that'll be our big finale i don't think we'll fight him can we even cross this because figuring out where mischief is this quest is just running past remove coal truck just keep going there's no coal left in the truck wait i'm not going north i'm going the wrong way can i cross the log balance over here over here why why are no runescape nerds in chat telling us you need an agility of 20. oh i don't have an agility do you enjoy the dude's quest they're saying abandon ship on we have to go all the way around why did nobody who knows runescape said anything what do we gotta do we have to go to the bottom of the lake oh what a green shortcut that doesn't exist okay i'm gonna keep saying refresh reload wait i mean it wasn't that bad can we just go through the woods here and then walk down that road yeah we'll have to go around this lake yeah so just go down the road to the east that basically where we started no link is toxic is link is higher number i trust you let me look it up streamer you guys are always like catastrophizing very minor detour that's what being a streamer is this is about the best and worst day of my life otherwise you could learn something from from number 591 over here 80 link is seven 480 linkages get [ __ ] does he have a is being in a scandinavian country give you a better ratio or something no he's a speed runner he knows how to do it he just like baits the world record he just does it like here it comes nick is gifted waterfall world record today let's see if people sub if one of us dies here it's gonna be so sad i can't believe link is top five hondo okay letter you're doing loop-de-loops stance you are not allowed to complain because i am the [ __ ] leader yeah i fair oh wait we got to the master fisher headquarters now this dude can we finish the fishing because you guys want to fish some more are you guys in the kingdom of canada or where the [ __ ] are you right now holy [ __ ] in the kingdom of canada we have to go around south where are you i'm at the at the bridge at the bottom of the kingdom of canada crossing that river the river dung dug the right to the left of canada yeah the river dugne we're almost there right there where are you got that bridge yeah we're gonna be there two seconds okay i'll meet you at that bridge oh my god i finally meet up with my boys thank god i've been so alone with that minigame thing it's awesome giant people oh there's a giant don't watch me die again that is not cool are you guys at the i don't know i'm going north i i'm in between uh you just see that red line in the map yes i'm right beneath that red line just stay at the bridge and then we'll meet with the bridges yeah we're going around the giants yeah they're not they're not aggressive i'm walking myself i'm walking myself thank god wait where are you at the glare really connor connor it's pants finally a friendly face where are we going on the map we are watching this way okay but people are saying straight north from where we are right now and why north that's the waterfall look it's the waterfall quest right there's the waterfall i got us there wait i sorta got us there i mean i said it was stronghold wait what the [ __ ] there's the waterfall okay see it yeah it's right here how do we enter this waterfall for the waterfall question right here right here right here follow me okay i'm following lead i can't believe i met up with everybody thanks chad for helping me with the mini game teleport i would not be have made it uh what'd you have to do is a hard that was easy you just only have one thing you teleport to because you haven't done the tutorial what's it called quest one here we go yeah we did it we did it oh please don't go on the wrong side does everybody have rope no uh no i have rope i got two rope oh connor my dog connor i've always believed i died for the squad so probably i deserve the rope he's a bad gamer we don't want him to lose two ropes i won't listen we also don't there's a bank to the north all right let's go talk to alamera i'm talking about we i think we need the stuff though and not we have to knock this part out she tells you to go find her son hello are you busy i have a problem how can i help my son kudon is getting into trouble i'll take a look isn't it who don't hold on i don't know i call him kudon for short udon's an idiot not his name uh where we need to board the law graft west of almera there it is i've got the quest helper i see it you need a rope for this i do i do not have a rope i need you to wall switch back one extra rope there's a bank up here that we can go to as well you guys stand take that one [ __ ] out connor are you leaving me high and dry with rope here wait i don't you drop it i don't see it yeah just dropped it on the ground right there where did not show up for you nope oh wait iron or group iron man we should be able to trade with me right here trade with you yeah [ __ ] me what am i getting which is the [Music] oh i'll give you a shrimp how about that oh thanks man what the [ __ ] that's actually a good deal for me but i should have given you two shirts okay i got the rope okay kudon is being a giant [ __ ] and he keeps asking for treasure and he doesn't want to be saved kill him well you can't kill him maybe you can't kill this log thing is goaded yeah it does blink and point to everything how do you enable it uh you can drop their rope when they're done in the top right in room light and then i mean the gear the wrench in the top right and then scroll down to install hub and then the first one will be it wait in rune light or plug-in hub oh i went the wrong way with the wrong way i'm gonna get six air a plug-in hub and then what's it called okay it's called quest healthy it's the top one it's the best one the second install nice okay okay uh hey quick tip for you guys runescape pro here so when you when you do the quest you're gonna talk to the boy by crossing the raft after you talk to the boy you have to use your rope to get on or is it okay talk to the boy i'm talking to him bank box bank box the the boy has been talked to let's be clear please be our open here please be our opinion here please be a robbie and then use rope on the stone which stone is that i probably have no wait wait where's the where's the oh do i do i swim into the rock you swim to the rock but use your rope on it so you don't die guys i don't know where anybody is i'm confused oh i died uh connor where are you i'm i'm at the lady that we spoke to oh you're with elmer okay insta died i don't see you i'm coming okay there you are okay yeah you realize you said swim to the rock and then as i started swimming you said but you used this right that's crazy i want you to know that okay raft i got a rope right after you use it you talk to hudson i got a rope now i got air runes i got water runes no i don't have air runes [ __ ] so hudson's right behind you to your right udon is there any more heirlooms yes where the [ __ ] am i going yes okay i'm gonna solve this quest i'll be the first to do it because they don't have the right stuff i'm lost okay i talked to him now what now use your rope on the rock too late oh rope on rock where's rock oh i don't have the air runes well huh what does it not just give me the question run go to the center of trinome village oh perfect oh i did it you don't even have to use the rope you just die i'm swimming on a rock do you use the rope no i mean i swam to rock dyed and it works perfectly for me oh actually maybe it took a shortcut why did he even take the rope oh i got washed downstream okay so then we go to the gnome stronghold you guys ready all right okay stan's wait what did you do did you speak to gerald uh you go get a book from inside this house and you read it and then you go to the gnome trinome village wait where's what happened i'm just following you tell me where you have quest do you have quest helper i might yeah it might be possible already i got it but i don't do it takes a second to install it yeah we have it you go to the right and it's called quest helper you can open that and then you can search request open where do you search the class top right there's a search bar it should say quest helper in the top right after you click it oh quest list no so that's in the bottom right this is on the right this is part of room light it's something separate we're in top right we have the same thing as connor it says quest list right that's it yeah but then how do i pick a class what did you click uh it should be in the top left does it not say a waterfall quest for you because you're on it no um what if you go to quest list in the bottom right the the shield and then click on it actually bottom right yeah in the bottom right there's like a white circle with a star and one says waterfall quests what i don't know wait oh wait okay i see it's a new tab on the sidebar atria a new tab on the sidebar yeah yeah called quest helper it's like it's two above the butt it's the third the in-game questless not the quest helper on the right no you're using oh oh my god this is actually a game changer i need six air rooms six earth rooms six rooms and then it adds quest helper on the right hand side as one of the icons got it okay and then what do i do within this thing on the like on the side it'll just pad you everywhere you need to go yeah there'll be like a blue arrow on your mini map blinking like investigate do it then i search waterfall quest and i click that uh you so you need to click where you're going uh or what part you're on i think it should i got auto update okay like what's happening oh okay i see now it's hot now it's on here oh and then there's like an error on my map yeah that it just takes something to install so you go in the house and get the book and read the book probably i see okay okay it says we need a bunch of like certain runes i think i have a bunch of those in our bank yeah i don't have the rings we need air earth and water okay [Music] i'm gonna go to our bank and see what we have it might be in my personal bank should i just run towards the quest location or what am i doing what am i i'm trying i'm just gonna dude not having agility is so crunchy it actually i wish we had 99 agility it just makes the game inconvenient yeah and agility makes it very pog champ and cool try teleporting to castle wars okay okay i got the rope i got the arrows i got everything i got wait why didn't my why did my iron man thing go away uh okay bad news on the quest helper it seems like we could go like a mile south like super far it's on the bed i just walked in are you you walked to the place it's like a straight shot yeah are you sure i walked yeah though you're talking about the reborn so i can mini games go into the tree gnome village yeah trina village isn't that far oh okay i trust you why is everyone saying no listen we're a little bit stupid but we still got the man we still did that that uh next to the in-game bottom right wrench on the left really the fishing question oh it sounds drooping now that's why the blackboard teleport's a which one chat castle wars is further i'm just gonna walk i think chad you guys are wild by the time i figure out what you're even saying to me okay aatrox took all the runes from the bank no i didn't i left all the exactly six six airs they're all in there no there literally are i just took five and one you're looking at group storage maybe yeah i can't look in your bank [Music] across the bridge here hey jack i think you put it in your bank uh i i i'm gonna look at bank right now and i'm guaranteeing there's a bunch of errands in there hey we don't have the same bank so are you clicking on group story oh you you took out all the air runes wait what the [ __ ] okay bro there's only 50 air rooms in here i have six someone else took the rest i no no but there's only air runes in here how do i get to this maze i just took all the air runes but there were only air rooms yeah well there was only six earth rooms that i took so you so you did just take it all but it that you took all that was left wait i have to literally walk through no more than i need and i did not take anything more than that so i did not take it at all if that's what you're asking you clarify what you need what i'm saying is you have 40 errands in your inventory i have six and you're asking if i took it off that it's very funny to the other streets you've got six in every room the three of us need to go find room right what you're saying right yeah i took six i can't take i could take less than six no i know i know i just we didn't talk about it i mean we could split them up you could get well you have to have exactly six you know what i'm saying so so we have to do the like work of finding runes now just weird i see them coming across no one else has been like finding errands if you just i am doing the maze gentlemen well the runes are back those are already back wait do i get runes before i go in this maze i'm just walking through this [ __ ] goblin ward you don't need the runes till the end oh it's gnomes but you will need six air am i [ __ ] myself by going through this maze without the ruins it's all i'm asking probably you need runes after maze oh you can buy runes in varrick or port cerim if you have any gps we are not going to varric that's [ __ ] absolutely i am i want you guys to know i am crushing this maze okay i want you to know the only one that can do this is atrial fibrillation just to be very no we can we can all do the maze we just i think i can too i just need to find my bank the quest because none of us have enough runes where's the bank uh the bank there's one in the town okay um is it like a marker on the map oh i i [ __ ] myself on the maze [Laughter] you said they said i could click on the finish and it doesn't work that way this quest is a little bit complex is there is there a marker oh it is all the way over there okay where's the uh is there a mage bro this is the 1330 pov all the runes you need remember how much is weird oh dead they're saying if i finish the quest i don't even lose the runes so i could drop them in shared storage hey can you guys hear me yep yes sir all right my stream went down but i think we're back i think we're back okay i'm gonna talk to hudson oh click on the mini map okay now i swim today is truly a nightmare did you die when you swam to the rock yeah so i need to use the rope no no dying was fine dying didn't i it put me to the next section no but i don't want to lose everything i didn't lose anything i literally i swam to the rock my guy drowned and then i popped up in the right spot not gonna lose our own hey hr's the only way to complete this so you got to do this rose bud well we could all do the maze first i think he's very short-sighted here i want to see him amazing i appreciate that enthusiasm but there is a part where after the maze you need to do rune spells i want everyone who told me to use the mini matches to bend over and go [ __ ] themselves because when i click it doesn't work i'm so mad [Music] wait what what wait what where's the bank the bank what do you mean where is it it said it on the map bank but it's just a deposit box oh bank chest here okay up the staircase yeah i i will say uh this is not okay wait whatever do we need how many rings you need six six earth and six water yeah we have enough air for everybody you need water i have six water and i have four earth yes you don't have enough earth you need two more do i get those uh you have to the answer is it's not worth it but you have to go to port sarim i think or uh i rock i'm gonna be real i was so excited we were gonna do that log making version of the sea sailor and now i feel like the mood is down i our height was beating the boss we did yeah remember how fun that was i'll never forget how fun that was the quest that was fun not very pog the question is tough it's tough and we don't have the items we're also trying to like force it early because we didn't like dick around lumbers for a while get some stuff like yeah i think if you were how do i get my agility i should have just killed goblins but three hours of killing garbage don't finish this quest but i believe in you big a where do we get agility up guys i'm almost at the center of the maze wait if you guys use okay if you guys click on the um on the very bottom right of the screen there's like an iron man grouping thing an ironman tab you click that and then click grouping and then click on one of the quests that you've done you can teleport near a shop that sells runes wait what where uh at the bottom so next to the wrench at the bottom of your screen yeah i know ungrouping what do i click oh so you open up the menu i forget which one roll down to one you've done well there's like a bunch how do i know what i've done yeah i don't know which one you have to find the one you've done how do i know where i'm going i'm actually almost there i promise i need to get gloria's pebble oh i i needed to read a book up there i didn't read oh give me the runes i'm at the center pass me the rock dawg apparently miz kip's in the maze somewhere oh i'm going to pass catch him wait is he actually fair i'll get i'll come with him maybe i can just grief him and then escape village uh i don't know well s-van oh hey you rolled up on our turf oh i did hello you can outfish me atriox stole our runes can i join otk [Laughter] oh [ __ ] the goblins i'm getting killed no oh just challenge him to a cook-off that's our only way that is our only way you have to enter the maze from the top left yeah yeah i know i'm i've done the maze i'm going down am i just at a [ __ ] impassable wall okay what do i do once i'm under i go to this rate that i search exit what says to get me out of this guy boys i will do this for you austin thank you i got a key in the crate i want stanzy to do this and then i'm almost there i'm almost there almost there almost there if you're if i could find you all together yeah you have to get to the center of the maze to pass me the rock if you can't i will pass you the runes i'm almost there i'm happy to do that oh no i'm gonna die i'm gonna die to a [ __ ] wolf oh god no please god no i don't want to die to a wolf oh no hey buddy our fishing's pretty pretty hot our fishing's crazy here's the wrong way i saved i saved golear who are you i'm going here i've been stuck in here for ages can i go if i take a look i took an old pebble this seems like a guaranteed death okay okay i got the pebble from the maze boys we're fine everyone always tells me okay after you get the pebble from the maze bank everything besides the pebble and some food how do i get [ __ ] out of here i'm in the maze i got to do the maze in reverse just tp again ctp to wear to be to wear look just keep you out how do you do that you need to go to the tombstone east of backstory in falls tell me what button to hit uh you know you hit the old uh you hit the old you're just saying words you hit grouping in the bottom right then you click the grouping tab and teleport somewhere where are you i'm just gonna give you the stuff because you have the most viewers and we need to uh we need to do that i'm gonna die i'm running out i'm running out i've got the pebble can i give you the pebble wait can you click in the middle of the maze and it auto walks you there no only if you go in the right entrance but tp the castle wars i'm doing it [ __ ] it no definitely not castle wars i'm team filling the castle horse i can't i've never need to open the gate and walk through oh i am i'm going to castle wars teleporting castle where's the north okay i'm doing it all right i did it okay what do you mean don't know i got the pebble if you're both in castle wars you should wait there's actually op i mean castle wars should we all go to castle wars squad up yeah we got the pebble hey give me the room let's do this here's the runes wait come here with me trade come on we got a dub here we need a dub yeah i actually think we can do this you can do this six earth rooms okay are you you're a little grumpy about it i would give you the pebble if i could no i'm saying i'm saying i want you to do it yeah i've given up on this years okay so now i bank all these really quick right okay if we beat this question before uh miss gibb icon is a win okay i'm banking thank you all right samuel it's on youtube that's right do i need to keep the pebble with me pause at all yeah yeah yeah pebble and food i have pebble and i have hella shrimp can you eat it is it cooked shrimp yeah it's good of course all right perfect okay uh then where do i go follow the blue arrow you gotta follow your blue area uh arrow it's to the left of backstory falls i think it's where we just were uh where we started the quest line okay bro stanz i think you should give it to look i can't give you the pedal i'll just [Music] why the [ __ ] did i auto pat there and it's not who am i following it's blood oh it's gonna go around yeah i was actually correct uh well i got this sponsor for a bit and then i had a couple things planned [Music] yeah i got that planned it's a money plan it's a great plan i told you it's a money plan what's the plan i'm curious now you tease me it's really dope but no that's a meat plan thing we need to kill more people [Music] at least i have 50 fishing no matter what they can't take [Music] they can't take that away from me hey you want to cut down some trees together i would love to i'm doing the agility course you know what though i don't have a axe so i'm getting my agility up you guys are going to be slow as [ __ ] [Music] off holding the axe that's actually so [ __ ] fun i'll drop you all right thanks [Music] that's telling me i should farm until i'm more than 12 hp because the thing one shots me right now and i'll probably die uh yeah you know what i think you take the gamble bro i think you're right yeah good content good content here's the axe uh you can't drop it wait what yeah you gotta trade it because you can't drop in an iron man let me get a swing of that bad boy all right i'm trading mm-hmm damn i do look like harley quinn [Music] it's kind of hot you didn't send the trade back get it straight back click on it you can click on the screen in the bottom left yeah uh axe [Music] look on a skeleton in the big guy here you can offer me something that's so simple how about some of those runes you were so keen for uh if it's equal value i'm down i don't have equal value yeah you're holding out on me weren't you that's close that's all i got all right let's do it you took out [Music] i'm literally oh wait i didn't accept you put the mind runes in first all right you accept first and then we'll call it put them all in all right they're in you can just do right click and then all instead of clicking 26 times wait i saw them in the middle of the maze does that mean i'm not going to be able to do a waterfall no i actually missed this are they gonna be [ __ ] [Music] okay uh okay i just removed that my bad yeah got it dude [ __ ] you trying to [ __ ] take it out you're trying to take it off bro i'm literally not trying to take it out all right what actually happened is i put a bunch in by accident this is how i became number six yeah this kind of scamming is how you got to the top ready oh they didn't bank their stuff and they're stuck oh we can do this boys stop playing grab ass this is just winnable he's trying to [ __ ] sleaze me all right let's go let's get trey going he set it up by doing the same thing three times so we can [ __ ] try to try me only salmon yeah bro i get it all right here's all my mind ruins you got it the son of album come on okay fine all right let's go [Music] what level are you there we go watch this check me out yes damn it takes me a while to chop a tree huh you getting there though damn i'm really working it yeah that's what i'm talking about baby level up let's go are you level one or three i'm not late what i'm a woodcutting feigned you've chopped before i guess jeff dabbles dabbled in the chop [Music] you can fish lobsters can i fishing's the one thing we got that's all what's the highest overall total level bottom right ah me for sure stands for sure i'm 120 i'm 133 oh my god embarrassing what are you asking what are you chance 173 jesus christ yeah after this yo boys someone left all the runes for free wait what are you doing at the pebble we can't pick oh it's a scam it's a scam oh unless it's an iron man thing unless they iron manned us they are watching what do i need to do where's the use the pebble on the tomb go use the pebble you place the pebble in the graveyard's a small indent but nothing happens chad i use it on the indent and nothing happened apparently that's mischief stuff let's do it uh you have equipment on you hate to take oh you have to drop equipment yeah listen i i still have time i'm gonna try and do this quest can i can can someone chat i'm gonna get the runes i'm just going to try and beat these quests people say it's fun 15 minutes oh i put the time in the thing i did it only those with peaceful intent can enter is that me yeah yeah no no weapons okay yeah oh my god i'm zoomed in uh yeah totally the helmet is the iron man helmet does it take it off take off your bow do i have to destroy the helmet just drop it no no no no no i want to go to where connor is or i want to get some runes does anyone should know how i can get those rooneys bro you got to destroy your helmet but does that kick me out of the group am i crazy no oh i thought this was like the indicator that we were in the group you know i don't even have one oh [ __ ] the helm what is what is going on oh i didn't click on it this is i'm struggling okay okay boys i'm in now i need to run past something what's the trick here uh yeah you want to walk uh one run past these guys dude which side left or straight left left left okay you got this baby you got this squirrel you got a baby [Music] [ __ ] easy clap i'm not gonna get murdered by a tree okay they're saying wrong way they're saying you lied to me oh kappa oh okay running do i search the chest hell yeah i got the amulet now what we go back to that one run hey what's you guys agility level guys oh it's one what's yours i got one shot by the big man that's yours mine is uh 20. are you dead well you failed the question yeah what's up certainly uh no i listened to who i could uh how could i i don't need the items because all i had was the pebble i'm good why can't i just go back and try again [Music] oh what do i teleport to uh barbarian village this is why you box the skeleton so the giant what are you doing in barbarian village we gotta go together what if we all go to what if we go with him and we just take the hits and then you oh good idea good idea what's the closest part down there without the pebble are we no you're not allowed [Music] where do i teleport to you'd have to teleport back to uh castle wars that's so far yeah all right we're not gonna be able to do that before we fight [Music] i don't think we're gonna fight we're i think our big thing is trying to get you to beat this quest i don't think that'll happen i have a dream how about we just fight each other a little combat a little combat close it out let's see after our experience who the best fighter is uh-huh well conor's got the agility that's the thing about him that is the thing about connor i'm fast as [ __ ] now how do i get out of here last man what if we go to the welding and just see you last longest does the will to even work in iron man uh why not because uh because you can only pick up [ __ ] that's not your can't use the mini game teleport from here he hasn't finished talking to me dude death shut up man do you have to talk to all these things oh my god i think yeah i mean we could have killed cows for a couple hours that would have been would be strong but i don't even think we would be stronger than them because they didn't finish the quest they got stuck in the maze let me see where middle so if i would have made the rng there we would have [ __ ] on it yeah pretty much damn i got orangey cream this is trying well i lost all of my weapons by the way because i did that so wait so when are we done we're done all right well i'm playing one of my eyes chap that is it for us for the old school runescape uh that is wrapped uh no armor fists only yeah fists only go teleport to the thing let's fight teleport to what to the castle crashes or whatever it is castle uh castle wars uh make sure you take off your armor and [ __ ] can i fight i can't teleport for eight minutes i can't teleport for eight minutes can you guys teleport to fishing thing sure it's called fishing um fishing trout trawler wait what are we doing we're teleporting the controller we're fist fighting fishing wait where's a bank i can give us food so we can heal in between oh sad news i can't i also can't yeah i've said messages i'm fighting ludwig oh let's go how do we fight what's up what's the fishing traveler i'm training [ __ ] but i need to train [Music] i think last man standing you have to do [ __ ] so to begin a mini game you have to go to the bay rocks enclave runescape there we go oh it's a battle royale mini game are transported onto an island battle royale hey there's battle royale man never mind i take it all back oh my god i'm going nuts clan wars mini game we can't tell for it all we already used to teleport well six it's like six minutes we can teleport no you can just play and where should you how do you get to the ferrox enclave where the hell it's in the wilde oh it's in the wildy all right we're going to the willy i'm following you so let's i think if we just tell everyone teleports to lumbee i think everyone should have a lumbridge teleport and we just i believe lumbridge to wiltie is like a one two minute walk all right i'm going lumbee okay we have four people that's enough right it's three to five what what should i teleport to sorry i wasn't paying attention magic's a fight to do this or charlie tell him he also has to uh go armorless that's this fan guys i'm so fast that like when they we during our fight i can just run and then train them around are you actually faster or you have more stamina i guess stamina yeah oh mizzy's out it's fine uh teleport's a lumby clan wars is a great idea but we cannot teleport for five minutes and 41 seconds in the top left of your screen okay i'm going to lumbee wait no don't tell stance don't teleport to lumbridge you just told me to do that since you're in lumbridge oh [Laughter] you're right behind me what's up king okay s fans don't know wall on me he hasn't moved uh so we're gonna go to the wildy i think you need five for lms is what they're saying so that's three to twenty go to the will be that's what it says but chat saying it's different uh all right where are you guys i'm in i never went to fish roller uh so when you get to lumbee go to the goblins write the goblins all right all right catch some goblins get some experience i don't understand i get where you are i don't get it you said you gotta teleport to lumbridge oh okay uh magic teleport not mini game teleport um okay magic teleport i am a top 2000 streamer chad don't [ __ ] forget it i'm gonna start treating you differently i don't see uh lud um next stance or buy the goblins just walk that's my plan and what are we doing here just keep walking around the goblet oh yes battle royale i'm right by the goblins oh i found esteban i'm gonna kick his ass i know i'm i'm i'm at the guy walking keep i'll keep walking yeah yeah wait so where do i go where's the cows just keep walking down yeah towards the cows we're literally on the corner who's in the pen well this is the one you saw your first goblin and stopped the wall i stopped because i was like you're at the goblins i'm not the guy by the goblins you saw one goblin you're like all right i'm good all right i'm here what's up dogs are we ready to die we're going to go out and play the glory in the wilderness i'm coming conor's running here because he's [ __ ] agile as hell dude look at connor hauling ass yeah you can increase the draw distance well like i have the drawings but like people don't appear until like i'm super close i'm following connor because he's as fast as [ __ ] what are you going to waste all your running i'm a follower i don't want to waste all my running yet there's leaders and there's followers but i'd rather be that's why that's why i'm a leader i'll see you guys next time i went too fast to get stuck in a tree i can't see lot anymore you need to come back follow the road dude he's like just right click when you turn how the [ __ ] am i gonna know where to go if i fear for the path i will stop right before i veer how about that yeah because he runs like a [ __ ] madman conor's base walking speed is faster than my run i do know i don't have hd on chat i'm away from my setup this is what you get today that according to this thing waited to make sure you guys are on the fence yep just want to make sure you guys made it around don't run into the tree we're gonna get stuck boys i know when it's a sponsorship or whatever and the chat's slow it's fun to just spam the big one i can probably draw this fence now you guys want to see it you don't have to do that it's just a chill day do it we're doing uh stream sharks tonight he's a running start and we're gonna fight in a second how does that get involved as [ __ ] again why do you do it like a show dog i don't get to choose how to do it literally [Music] all right so we're going to last man standing what's last minute standing just to make sure we're on the same page it is get on this battle royale and then it drops you into this island and then i got it well carter's gonna look like a battlefield yeah okay get hit by these dark wizards they might kill you well they're shooting you not me so i got no problem [ __ ] [ __ ] these dark wizards don't really have beef with me oh they do they do they do all right we're not dead oh my god please don't shoot another one that was the maxim oh my god i actually wanted that that would have been a poor timing wait that's varric then we didn't need him for something eric harold or some [ __ ] all right it's just benny he's a poser kill him oh this guy turn on the jets i'm a little bit of jet in here and there so last minute headings gives everybody a big youtube frog on youtube and killing it i have no idea what you pay because of your message rise between the edge of the wilderness and that's what the power of being mr 1330 that's the money that i bring together oh i see the wilderness wow edge town is just north of varrock is everybody else going there to fight we're in edgetown now we're in varrock wait oh it's town we're about the wilderness this is just a forest stand no but there's a fence the defense were about to take more quads dude it's just a fence eight dollars that's a burrito i don't see anything called edge down i see a fence to the wilderness it shouts to our left this is the will be right here okay oh finally we're there yo we're here with the willie yo thanks piguet oh sorry i was like oh the map goes further oh the wilderness so let's just cross over here on this side are you gonna turn around and kill me once you lure us into the wilderness i'm kidding i should don't cross i was gonna do that oh is that like pvp zone yeah yeah we'll do this in this game it's pvp yeah you can pvp the real problem is i'm the only one with no sword we all have the same armor per video or eight a month no it's 80 years that's a good that's a solid yeah eight total really it's kind of eight lifetimes we've only been working together for a year i don't think i'm gonna up it though this music is very relaxing on my side but i think it's the same song i think song is usually set by town i'll see you auto set is this your very relaxing song yeah it just changed right it's a change oh yeah all right we have made it think about it [Laughter] okay how do we do edgetown how do we do edgetown you tell me what is 1330 i mean it's how much money i've made on twitch i'm the 13th richard is down the hill of the bank beautiful there's death's office over there oh [ __ ] that's where oh i could've just walked out the door that's where i got teleported yeah when i died yeah are you looking for soul wars we are looking for uh last man standing wilderness lever teleporters over here okay i don't see any teleporters on the map there's oh i got here i got wall scans portal wait don't go in it don't go in it okay oh so it is soul wars we need no it's not we need to pull the lever oh the lever is inside the lever oh it's on the map that's crazy that's insane you got to pull the lever inside are you pulled it wait good luck at lms this person you don't want to pull the lever what the [ __ ] chad is very confusing and i'm just trying to i thought you knew i thought you were teaching me closer very helpful and they hurt my feelings a lot okay can we just go not pull over so we just go in well this doesn't it doesn't say la you think if we're doing last-minute sending would say last man standing right yeah this says soul wars portal he said use last game of standing wait where's mini game teleporter go on the portal okay well what's mini game teleporter go in the portal and then leave wait leave and it'll go to ferrox enclave leave the portal okay we hate this portal baby hey guys guys what is the mini game teleporter when you no do you remember oh yeah when you leave in the world go to ferrox enclave and then you're there you go yeah and now we're in ferrox enclave which is where the magic happens [Music] okay let's do it okay all right guys out of curiosity oh and the music here is [ __ ] height do you go in the cave i assume exit yeah i'm assuming exit the opening point wait this is super wrong i think wait now we're in level 50 wilderness i'm trying to uh understand this is right you did it okay oh thank god so now where okay now we probably need to talk to someone maybe it's this oh pass through competitive right here maybe if you go through the green barrier oh go to that green barrier or there oh castle wars portal no no no no no no no no not castle wars that's competitive on the right here yeah yeah is it pass through competitive or pass through so they said through the green barrier and you're in the big square one last minute setting is not available on this world oh my god that's gonna switch worlds let's just switch worlds well they want us on this one i think they wanted so this one is iron man or what yeah but we [ __ ] made our way out here let's just switch worlds okay all right how do we do that how do we switch worlds when we have to like reload then and go back it switches really quick actually uh you click on the x and the very there's two actions you can just fight in the wilderness you're saying we could just go out the world right now and fight yeah wait you can't switch worlds let's just fight let's go to the william fight right now all right okay wait drop your armor and everyone needs food is there a bank here let's heal up no no food no food no food some people are half health no oh big a's at the b what healthy are you at big a i'm full all right really go out a red barrier we're in a low 50 wilderness uh okay put your swords and shields away boys put the swords and shields away but how are we gonna defend ourselves punching is this the wilderness wait where do i defend or where do i like puts it away can i attack ludwig oh i can't drive on the floor you click on the fifth one and then you uh it says warnings okay all right i'm taking it off what's the rule no equipment whatsoever yeah no food because i don't have flash man standing wins you can punch kick and block that's it let's go baby ludwig kick block and magic oh you [ __ ] oh no it's a flashback i'll beat the show i'm not even attacking you i'm beating the shadow third party oh hello all right here i come here why can't i attack [ __ ] you [ __ ] somebody else okay where's connor go fight connor come here i'm coming where'd you guys go i thought i could say i was gonna run laps around you if you try to kill him i'm gonna [ __ ] chase him down he's gonna be good eating your ass go fight your ass so i can get it all in one how do i fight you all right you look like me oh my god i think i'll punch wait how do i block what oh if you click on the swords on the bottom right it'll let you choose like which kind of god this is like pure rng fight this is like rps it's whoever gets the ones not the zeros oh my god me and leonard are going to [ __ ] yeah this is down to the wire this is actually why oh my god i'm running you're dead he's pushing me you are [ __ ] dead i'm holding strong [Laughter] he led me into a bear [Laughter] genius wait let me pull up connor stream connor vs liberty final match what's this wait why is this no i'm still i'm still alive i don't know [ __ ] it i'm one because you're like alive in a major way why are you fighting me don't fight me fight each other he ran away he ran away beat up number six but you're still kicking me well i'm gonna beat you both [Laughter] oh what the [ __ ] i'm going back he's so fast chad eat i have nothing to eat oh he he [ __ ] fruit no this guy's a beast will he help an old pirate nathan stern i see a prayer flick atriox you pray why why did you just fight all right great job sans you had a [ __ ] fire pit as a kill dude carter went and got [ __ ] fish photo went back to the bank and stocked up oh i'm kicking the hill baby this is what i do up here please go punch him so we could have you gotta we gotta it's gonna be a fin a finish uh i gotta dip gentlemen all right well played pleasure i'll never forget our time oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] number six i don't get it whatever ah oh barry ludwig's bones this will be my ending don't bury my berry's bones oh i buried his [ __ ] bones oh there's connor let me let's kick him bury his bones i hear you i feel bad about it i'm i'm trying i'm i'm kicking him so hard i'm not backing down i'm standing right i'm watching the very end of this fight i will die with this imagine conor gets the rng binks it 20 times in a row it's possible oh he got one hey stop it no you're dead connor this is so sick i'm playing a little dude i'm ironically still better than splatoon combat was extremely fun i i've never seen a boss fight where you have any combat it was like all fishing yeah it was fun all right this was fun what [Music] thanks everybody for playing talk to you soon connor congrats on winning that tournament yesterday oh yeah you're insane actually insane we gotta play some time oh i'm gonna actually play a little tonight not on stream because my setup is scott oh conor you're good you get it in like uh three hours for stream sharks oh yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah uh charlie's good too so all right peace boys chad thanks for watching that was my midday runescape stream thank you for runescape for sponsoring uh the boys to play uh some iron man uh i actually had a ton of fun with that boss fight uh we were a little bit stupid on the quest but i think honestly we played it again we'd figure out a lot more um it took me a while to get the basics but once i remembered it all it was it was a lot better uh thanks for the chat that helped appreciate you all i'll be back in three hours with uh stream sharks which is gonna be a stream i'm really really looking forward to appreciate you guys stopping in and i will see you for stream sharks i'm pretty stoked about it uh thanks for watching have a great night uh and uh and i'll see you soon i'm gonna raid stands go watch this he's gonna keep playing so go chill with my boy stands and uh i will see you soon if you have your stream director did get him ready this guy just came up to me and said lol old it's connor no it's rex gunderson i don't even know what that is thank you rex for saying that and then leaving all right it's 6 p.m pacific bye all |
yuck ew gross we are going to have to move quickly here okay so i am going to call these two fellows a spectacore and lincus two uh world record holders in the game of hitman that we'll be playing with today call ring ring ring ring ring ring ring hello hello what's up linkus how you doing how you been i'm good i'm good a bit of a normie otherwise i'm good you ignore me you're not a normie lincus because you've been playing you've been grinding awkwardness time 100 speed runs that's not a normal activity hey i'm going out and getting about one hour of sunlight a day [Laughter] and then i sit down and play ocarina of time for 10 hours yeah yeah yeah that's a classic normie behavior yeah you know what it evens out matcha lattes concerts and 10 hours of awkward time exactly that is the basic stuff um is the spectacore not joining what what what is this what is his deal he doesn't answer oh wait sorry wait i tried to add up the call he didn't this guy's big timing this guy's big timing lately i swear to god you remember the intro from last time man this guy he did it he doesn't know how it works it's gonna be harder today because we're not even doing elusive targets so no no no no lincus no today is something new something amazing something dastardly oh okay that's right you know what me content king always coming with something new i've got something great today something that's really going to blow people's minds i mean i'm excited i mean the last mind-blowing content you had had like 9 000 viewers who paper mario so i mean it's going to be hard to top with that but i can't wait to see what it is obviously not going to top that as obviously that wasn't a good content idea [Laughter] yeah we're all going to three play paper mario today what's up fashionably late as always the spectacore style we call it yeah classic hey about that unbanned uh are you banned are you are you smoking are you bad in my chat when when when and why did you hit your head yesterday i sw chat can you back me up here this this is like a recent event what are we talking about please tell me he's doing a bit cognitive decline chat oh my gosh i'm gonna ban you for that oh sorry yeah sorry i was late by the way i was just on a call with uh your dad but okay yeah well that's going around so i wouldn't surprise me even as a bit uh oh yeah you said holy [ __ ] bro touch grass yeah cause you're you're talking about [ __ ] because i was dropping good balloon strategies because you were grinding the balloons you were revealing the the like addict gamer mindset that you have with balloons it's taken over your life man i mean this notepad file i have on my left monitor called balloon strategies [Laughter] or i'm just writing down different tower combination ideas oh okay let me close that out save save though i don't want to lose that wait lincus do you know what we're doing here i have no i i thought it was oh my thank god thank god he does this to you too man let me just the only dm i have is yo you want to do an elusive target tomorrow and i and then i go sure what time no response then literally just like an hour i know we have a lot of time here so we have no time to be rehashing what people did or didn't respond to you know we really got to get into the content all right so tear it up let's jump into it i swear to god why don't you explain what we're doing today jump on into it you know step up okay i'm gonna read you out i'm not doing a bit right now chad i wish i was doing a bit i'm gonna read you out your dms okay well gotta hit me an idea you me linkus it's not elusive okay cool please for the love of god atrial tell me it's not the elusive target because that would be crazy right for it's not elusive to be the only message you send me about what we're doing and then it being the elusive target no it is not the illicit target and i asked you to explain it because you can't neither of you can because it's entirely new nobody else on earth could explain what we're doing today except for me the brain behind the operation who's got a genius idea that's gonna change the way hitman is played viewed enjoyed okay i'm calling it are you ready for this get on the edge of your seat or stand up whatever one gives you more stability for what i'm about to say all right okay i'm ready it's called hitman horse uh okay i'm listening okay all right well first of all great name off the bat hitman horse okay what we're gonna do is we're each gonna have one hour to make a brand new contract and we're all gonna make one and then after that hour we're gonna see who can get the best combined time on all three contracts meaning it's like the game of horse like do a shot and see if someone can beat it so your contract when you make a contract you have to actually do it so we're going to try and beat the other person's cool idea that they made and do all all three hitman horse hitman horse hitman horse head man hearts hitman horse hitman horse [Music] okay actually i gotta go oh i just realized i just forgot oh you know what i just forgot that i can't do anything with lincus today i just i completely opened my mind uh hit that horse baby yeah so just something clear so the goal is pretty much whoever gets the fastest combined time in all three that's right so we're gonna spend the first i don't know hour 40 whatever hour or 40 minutes i don't know how long it takes to make a hundred to be honest uh yeah i never done it so i hope it's not too difficult wait none of us have done it i've done it but it was guided with someone way better than me doing all the hard stuff oh right for like the but basically the contract mode just puts you in the game and then you have to actually do it and then you just save it as a contract so it's like oh you can wait so it is like horse it is like horse so you can just go you can kill someone and however you kill them you can mark as a requirement so like if you blow someone up with a explosive that can be part of the contract you have to do it that way so um so you basically just want to find the weirdest coolest kills and lock it in and then we have to do each other's so i'm gonna do some ground rules that i thought of to make this is not super long number one is um you can only have two targets we can't do a five target crazy god contract it's gonna be [ __ ] insane take it years okay so you have to do two targets max any map you want of all 21 maps including training facility um we're gonna have i guess we'll start with 40 minutes if you really need more time we'll check it out so we'll start with 40. i'll put up a live split and to make whatever cool horse style kill you can get and then we're gonna give each other the codes keep it private so that people aren't jumping in and [ __ ] things up and um and then that'll be that i then i think uh whoever gets the best combined time on all three is the winner i like it sounds good hell yeah baby all right so uh if you open up contracts i can sort of walk you through how it works i got a real yeah it's pretty simple it is pretty simple okay okay let me change my uh title create content so the final test is an option up here yep yep yep yep wherever you want to go whatever you want to do um let me show you how this works so uh i should actually pull up your stream so i'll just do it real quick i'll show you exactly how it works this is on widdleton and it'll just load you into the game you just pick uh whatever map you want and then when you find someone you want to kill let's say the target is this guy you go into instinct mode you left click them then you kill them then you can exit you do this for two people but we'll just go for one where's my exit oh i picked up my sniper okay and then you're out and so it'll give you this screen uh all of these are things you can add if you want to but remember you have to actually beat your own contracts so you can add these after the fact but you have to go back and beat it so you know okay yeah so if you want to add like only one exit or you want to add like any targets eliminated or any dead bodies are found you can add anything to make it harder but you have to be able to do it yourself and then over here uh if you want to make it any method you just press f if you want to make it how you did it with whatever weapon you did uh then oh okay and p is how you remove the sky's restriction so like if you want it to be suit only or whatever you wore then keep it like that otherwise press p and it goes to any um so yeah i think that's it uh should be cool so it's just basically horse try to do something cool try something that we probably can't figure out how to do and then that'll be that'll be trying to solve each other's puzzles basically all righty um and oh and then at the end of it when you're publishing it it'll give you this code so that's what we have to you have to hit save and publish and then give me the code and just put in the word so also do not screen share when we do that down so yeah ideally yeah you don't i mean they can't really do anything about it but i just want people getting in chat and like spamming solutions or something that would be lame as [ __ ] so right um yeah but you know whatever well we're not going to make a big stickler about it it's not terrible honestly if this was balloons i would be a bit more weird yeah hitman's not terrible because they like we got three holders and also they're they're not gonna buy the [ __ ] nine deal season 300 uh so okay anyway that's the deal um i think that's all i have to say about that so given that we're on a clock here and we want to have time to make our contract we can probably jump in pretty damn soon all right sounds good does the 40 minutes 45 minutes include trying to also get the best time possible on our individual mission no i think we'll just make it we'll do 40 uh you know even 30 to make it and then yeah because i was going to say 40 is quite a long time to just make it yeah it's probably pretty easy to make i don't know i gave us more time just in case we were figuring it out but it's actually pretty easy so um we'll start with 30 and then we'll check in if anybody needs more time all right all right so i got a timer on my screen i will get it going after a brief countdown and then uh you got 30 minutes to make your best horse shot and we'll reconvene we'll unmute it in 30 minutes all right sounds good are you ready for me yeah three two one hitman horse you have to say it you ought to say it you have to say i hate that horse hitman hitman [ __ ] kind of weak but all right all right welcome to hitman horse i'm going to be creating a contract these are all of the options i can pick any map in all of hitman i don't know what i want to do i can pick something weird like landslide or the icon these are maps they don't know about very well because they're like off kilter they're like non-maine i could do what dude what if i had house built on sand and picked that one ipad lady i could pick the ipad lady and go back to see if they can beat another 24 hours um i mean maps i'm really good at are like i like new york a lot i like dubai a lot i like berlin a lot hmm let's check out new york let's check out new york new york's fun new york's fun um [Music] oh yeah i was testing something um i'll just i'll just go on with with these items for now let's just start it okay paris parish could be good i think one of them i picked paris though i want to pick something they don't pick because if we get two of the same maps it'll be a [ __ ] cringe fest what's up quack all right so how a contract works again is i'd have to pick any target in the whole game and kill them in a unique way so i'm getting a little bit of lag um who would i want to kill though who would be tough for them to follow up on you know it'd be interesting you know what'd be interesting is if i had to kill someone with an explosive because that's really hard to get away with like yeah what if i had to kill someone with an explosive so what if i what if i drop this okay yeah okay okay wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay start over so what i'm thinking is the bathrooms okay if i kill someone with an explosive i can probably get out before the bathroom gets found out like let me give you an example what if i what if i i need to unlock this door need to unlock this door i need a i need i need a i need waiting area bathroom where is that i need um block picks actually just wait what what if it's this what if it's uh let me just test okay let me just test what's the rules it's hitman horse i have to come up with a kill that they can't copy faster than me well and then i'm gonna do their kills we're all doing at the same time we're making a custom contract and then we have to oh my [ __ ] sound assassin hud isn't on so what if i do this now if i run over here oh i didn't mark them i didn't mark them and also my hud isn't on uh or is it just not on for contracts it is on okay it's just not for contraction okay let me try this again i'm thinking like if i explode them and then get to the door will you try vr man yeah for sure for sure for sure for sure and then what i'll do is okay hold up hold up no i'm just testing i'm testing this idea i'm not going to make it this easy okay so those two are looking at it no one can see them i walked to the door they're both dead why can't i leave well their body was fat oh one of them didn't die one of them didn't die ah doesn't work it doesn't work at all i i could do a bigger explosion i can get like a hmm i'm not gonna do these guys i have time guys i'm just i'm just testing if this concept is good you left the door open it got blown up i didn't leave it open the bomb is gonna blow it open all right so what if i do this what if i open this door okay i make both these guys sick ah [ __ ] is not going to work we get to have to leave in the bunny costume the bunny costume is the bunny costume is like upstairs bunny costume's not a bad idea though having to do it okay wait wait wait let me let me just here i'm going to use the other bathroom i'm going to use the upstairs bathroom wow this is so it's lagging a little bit oh it's because i turned ray tracing on wait shadow quality medium they're both on but it says off but they're both on um okay whatever all right so let's say i want to kill people in this bath like this guy this guy's perfect okay oh god [Laughter] i need help okay what if i just knock him out what if i just knock him out and then i put him over here okay and then i place this on his body that's my only target okay anyway then i did the bunny suit where's the bunny suit it's like way downstairs nah [ __ ] that okay then all i should have to do is walk to the door press it one two three exit okay i think i think that worked yeah okay okay okay okay so if i can get a weird suit i would just need to get someone else in there to make it to make it clever i need to get one other target in that room to make it clever so okay okay okay okay okay okay discard and restart seems too easy yeah it's just a start bro it's just a start okay so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna try and like that's alarming need to go to a toilet so if i psyche that guy which toilet does he go to which toilet does he go to okay he goes to this toilet that's not even a toilet it's a hmm oh wait a minute wait a [ __ ] minute god what's going on i feel horrible come on where you going wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute i think we could double toilet this [ __ ] if this toilet's occupied and this guy's pacing will he go to the oh this is such a genius idea [Laughter] hey are you okay oh okay okay and then i just have to blow them both up definitely don't smell okay no oh my god get out of the [ __ ] i think i found a very dangerous weapon okay okay they're both dead but can i get outside on assassins i wonder if that works i think this is pretty clever i think it doesn't show you the guns in contract mode but i can i can publish it and try so save and publish now you can't add one more time i said two two two target maximum let me just try it with this i don't even need the lock pick really it's kind of just this all right we tried again now i need to find a way to incorporate the suit yeah if i can find a way to incorporate the bunny suit then they'll really be [ __ ] messed up i don't think they'll be able to [ __ ] do it quickly i actually think this is pretty clever all right so what's the game plan the game plan is how fast can i do this this guy leaves this guy leaves i have to get get him faster what we're doing right now is called hitman horse a game that i just invented where we're me link is suspected or we should squad stream we should have squad streams we're all creating custom kills custom contracts then we have to beat each other's contracts whoever gets the lowest combined time is going to win so it's like you're trying to find a creative kill that no one else can okay so if i double shoot i wonder if there's a spot i can hide the hmm they going to see your run or you can explain to them no no they don't see my run no no no no they don't see my run i don't see their run we just go into contract blind i just need okay so oh wait a minute they went to the wrong toilets you don't look okay should i call an ambulance holy [ __ ] they went to the wrong toilets you can't put that there might be rng it might be rng an rng contract is almost better it's almost better all right replant mission wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay wait hold up hold up hold up hold up i'm gonna unlock it i'm gonna get explosives you really need the most powerful explosive otherwise it doesn't [ __ ] kill so yeah we'll just do this it's fine we'll make it work okay so now i need to do is figure out how to get the bunny suit i could start here and do it but then you have to get upstairs somehow quickly doing it in the bunny suit is [ __ ] hard but it will add a level of panache okay okay here we go no it's not based on who you shoot first because i shot them the same order dumbass yeah you might have to delay it but it's not order this guy needs to find the [ __ ] sandwich this guy needs to dude they take too long and this guy goes out here i guess i can wait i guess i could wait and what i can do is if this guy always goes to the left one which i think he does if i do it yeah okay so what i'll do is i'll grab one of these place it here get out no i don't want to be in the [ __ ] if i jump in this logic kit one more time okay then i hit this guy what's going on god seen god damn it okay okay hit that guy get to the bunny suit explode get out that'll i don't know that'll punk them dude i got 20 minutes left i think i can get this so the idea is get over here shrank this guy sneak in here did you see me oh he finds it he finds the explosive if you leave it in there he finds the explosive you leave it in there i need like the micro explosive but i don't think it's gonna be big enough to kill dude but i'm gonna try because um i'm gonna try and just place it really finely they'll still pick up the duck but the duck wasn't doing it for me all right i'm gonna try this one more time i have a little bit of time but i do need to get it i need to get it otherwise this contract's really easy okay so he should go back to throwing up okay wally's distracted this guy's gotta come out he's gonna come out he's gonna come out come on how do i make this faster because i still have to get the fastest time okay we got him so now now he should go in there now i need to find out where the [ __ ] the bunny suit is so uh wait i need to i need to find out um go to hit maps new york [ __ ] amazing website by the way if you're playing it man go to hit i gotta close these six thousand tabs dude that's why i'm lagging uh let me go to hit maps new york we're gonna search for disguises hide all where's the bunny suit is the bunny suit only a starting option bunny bunny show all hi doll i thought for sure you can get it it's like in the basement somewhere um oh bank robber it's cut off it's not a bunny suit that's what i want all right so bunny suit is wait a minute it's actually it's actually not showing up yeah this is where it is but wait bank robber okay disguise it is level zero right here okay oh it's in it's right in the bathroom yeah yeah yeah okay okay so now i have to get back to level zero okay so so i need to get back down here and not get seen by any of the cameras dude i'm lagging all right before i do the runs i'm about to okay and it's not in here it's in there so unlock the door uh you're not supposed to be here so would you mind these guys okay they do see you okay okay okay so i just need a tranq trunk track and we're good so all i do is smuggle in a tranq and this is actually completely working so where's the best smuggle spot uh navigation agency pickup so there's no level zero agency pickups uh oh wait really there's only one on level one waiting area bathroom okay waiting area bathroom okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay so in the waiting area bathroom i will smuggle okay this is gonna work this is actually a sick idea it's gonna take every piece of the puzzle okay okay okay let's try this again let's try this again this is actually gonna be a sick double toilet [ __ ] fiasco okay so the combo is as follows bro if nobody spoils it for them it's gonna be tougher than to figure out oh my god it's lagging so bad track that guy oh it's lagging like [ __ ] crazy i'm gonna do a reset in a second get my tranq unlock god hold yourself together man you can do this oh oh no not again okay all right no big deal we have a lot of time for that part we got a lot of time for that part no big deal okay nailed it actually [ __ ] nailed it okay dodge the cameras looking good man looking good i'm dressed in a clown suit brother okay it is lagging okay then unlock the door come on ah i still see you they see you on your way out wait how the [ __ ] do you get out in the bunny suit oh i just blow it up and then put my clothes back on oh my god i just put my clothes back on wait i just blow it up and then put my own clothes back on and walk out oh my god it'll still count the kills in the bunny suit oh that's actually genius i'm just gonna switch to it blow it up switch back and walk out okay wait let me let me let me let me close some tabs dude we have a little bit of time we got a little bit of time right we have 20 minutes actually we have 10 minutes we have six minutes wait close close closing tabs closing tabs open all the tabs and let me out into the oh my god i have so many tabs closing tabs all right how much time you got not much i'm actually gonna go oh it's already it's already better i can already feel it getting so much better each one of these tab chains has like 600 [ __ ] youtube videos in it all right okay game modes contracts create culture hitman 2 new york smuggle waiting area bathroom uh tranq all this works i actually think this is so goated i actually think they're gonna be stumped unless [ __ ] chatters narc no narcs i do have to get it i have to get it okay so should have to go emote only we might just a long time to do emote only but we could do it no don't mark him don't mark him grab this okay open this place it there okay uh also all good so far need to crouch here get the psyche out get it ready i need to make that guy a [ __ ] target got him okay so now both my guys are marked both my guys are marked this should [ __ ] work dude this should [ __ ] work i think this is crazy good okay then open this up um unlock this door did i not mark the other guy i didn't mark the other guy [ __ ] okay i have to reset i have to reset the guy will be done puking i think in time i didn't mark the other guy god damn it maybe doable okay okay come on come on we can do this we can do this we can do it come on come on hurry hurry hurry hurry puke a little longer hurry weird keep puking keep cooking keep pooping keep puking keep cooking okay now go in here [ __ ] i [ __ ] lost the bullet okay great over here i need some assistance drink him come on go go go go go go go go go go come on come on come on come on come on come on wow holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yes yes yes oh it's gonna be a [ __ ] devious one that's gonna be a devious one dude yeah uh keep it yep explosive device bank robber explosive device bank robber oh that's so good that's so good i don't think i need anything else not on any of this okay oh that's such a that's such a good that's such a good one that's gonna be so difficult to figure out and right right time time time time time time time time time time all right no narcs bro seriously and don't narc for their stuff on me either i want to figure it out time 30 minutes anyone need more time we can do a slight extender if you need a little more time i need a tiny bit more time i'm sorry okay yeah me too just just a tiny bit all right we'll do another five let me know i'll call it okay five all right good luck we made it though we made it we made it make it sound that's already requirement it's already requirement we're not going to count it unless it's not on a seven five star obviously this is hitman not call of duty it's optional no you guys don't understand that's fine if you don't play heaven you don't understand but optional it won't give you five stars unless you do the optional so we're doing five stars you can't make this required you want to make it a little harder it's this is hard this is a good horse shot this is actually crazy this is a crazy good horse shot to do it with the bank robber is the complication wrinkle that really brings it over the top um oh well i can try and do my time right now i guess i could try to i can do my time right now this is behind the backboard type [ __ ] for sure uh i'm gonna save and publish let me write it down so that they have it okay i want i can change the title and i'll change the title to something special i change the description to omega lol and say publish all right [Music] now i need to set the time i need to see the time of my own contract oh let me send the squad invite while we're doing this this is going to be sick dude i actually think this is this is a fire concept uh to play hitman all right we started squad stream with invites lincus7 a spectacore um can i not respect the court is it a [ __ ] partner oh no is this the old stance joke where you can't invite them if they're not a partner [Laughter] affiliate andy maybe this video helps them out though all right so while i'm giving them a little bit more time oh uh i'm going to run my contract once to set the time for it there's no opencs no they can use any weapons they want it'll just tell them um how i killed them which is explosive so they got to figure it out it's gonna this actually might stump them with no with no help this might actually stomp them which is a sick way to play horse with no narcs and and i mean this would be a tough one to figure out the video's gonna be a lot better if nobody knocked so please don't narc it'll be really [ __ ] funny and don't knock their [ __ ] to me too i want to figure it out it's gonna be [ __ ] the highlight of my day all right grab this this is actually this is actually such a sick route this is actually such a cigarette i'm actually really pleased [Laughter] this is actually such a sick route dude maybe we'll go emote only maybe but it's just a long time to do emote only uh virgin they're the two months the only tricky part is this shot oh i'm all my [ __ ] it's stuck it's stuck it's doing the reload bug oh it's stuck okay that's that's gonna ruin my time wait that's not i don't want to be literally not kidding i finished the mission and my game crashed give me another two minutes i'm just gonna run through it again i'm not kidding as i clicked on save my game crashed all right i swear you could see a clip i swear my game crashed i need to find a way to get this shot in an accident i should get some help okay so annoying that i need to figure out how to do that faster what did i only kill one wait i only killed one i only killed one oh no hmm he might not have been there in time he might have been there in time it could be an rng run maybe if it's an rg run that's all the better for me because then they'll they'll think they've figured it out and it won't work one time i'm like i guess that's not it rng run would be the dream i just need to [ __ ] get it down and i finished early so i got more time to this is not elusive target this is hitman man horse brilliant man that guy's really hyping himself up all right how do you get letters in horse it's more like they're gonna do a crazy like i'm making a crazy kill they're all making their own crazy kills whoever does each other crazy kills the fastest is the winner so we're gonna have to do a combined time of all three including your own so like they could beat me in my own like if they figure out a better way to do this they could cut time on my own mission which would be sick if they find a better way to do this i'll be [ __ ] impressed i'll try getting this guy first dude unlock oh [ __ ] christ so annoying oh my god dude are we supposed to just have our contracts made right now or like do we are supposed to be done the message wait uh let me uh just just made but we're not once you're done start running it so you have your time okay yeah yeah if you're done early just do that yeah okay okay check the map both of my targets should be here but only one is wait what wait what where's the other guy oh they're both here they're both here okay they're both here they're both okay so now i just blow it up i switch back avoid the camera i can get this sub two minutes if i really grind it that's so sick that is so sick that is a nasty hitman horse kill for sure for sure for sure okay so i'm going to run i have a little uh i need to check with time check to it yo so how are you doing on time links i just completed mine so i'm about to just run through it one or two times just to get a better time okay cool by the way i know what it says when you do the when you choose like the the requirements i know the techniques is optional i'm assuming we have to follow the optional ones even though it says optional it won't give you five stars once you do all the optional so anything you said is optional basically is required okay because we're only counting sound assassin runs for for whatever for our leaderboard okay so uh cool yeah and again try not to leak if you can um but no big deal if you do uh because it'll just make our screenshots cleaner for the leaderboards for if we're trying to do videos and stuff um okay cool eo uh yeah i'm gonna do a little we'll do like a seven minute timer eight minute timer for everyone to run their own mission a couple times and get some time okay and then and then we're going to go into playing each other's so all right cool good luck okay i'm setting a timer let's i'm not leaking i just leaked just don't do it just come on just be cringe let me get a good video out of this that's all i ask is don't be cringe and let me get a good video out of it i think it's actually a [ __ ] fire idea this doesn't show the contract actually there we're good all right so 204 is what i got to beat so let's run it again let's see if i can beat 204 i'm trying to get sub two minutes oh my god wait a minute the longer i wait in the cut scene the farther along the guard will be to come out of that room so i can save time that way so we'll do the full cut scene do this let's try and do as clean as possible i said that and get you let's do it as clean as possible get caught immediately okay wait wait wait i think this could be sub two this could be sub this could be like with a full cut seems to be like a 1 and 50. dude it's the ray tracing see how the floor is reflecting every possible thing the rtx reflections are on and it is it is taxing dude who is it it's this guy you're a piece of [ __ ] that's the nvidia magic i mean reducing looks good but it is demanding on a computer that is running i have photoshop open i have premiere open i have obs open i still have a bunch of tabs open i have like 18 powerpoints open you know what i'm saying it's just not i i'm pushing this to the limit dude this guy's a piece of uh maybe it's the full cutscenes just his face is there that's fine i can shoot that from a different angle three consoles i said seven minutes eight minutes i i have to get this but if i don't get it i still have a good time and it's still what i like about this one that i did is it's not a timing based one it's like a puzzle like so to solve this one you really have to put some thought into it all right i'm gonna i'm gonna [ __ ] snap we did it a hundred times in the previous time and this guy keeps seeing i'm going to morb oh it takes us one bad day i'm already in the clown suit all right just do one of these this is fine we're going to do it from over here do this do this open this grab this put it right no no no no okay this guy should come out right at the right time come on come on come on come on perfect timing perfect timing oh yes oh yes baby now he's got to move fast get real messy out he's not he's not there it's not gonna work i got time for one more i got time for one more i can't miss that shot dude i actually can't miss that shot [ __ ] [ __ ] okay shaman explosive is the loudest object in the game it wouldn't work it's got to be a tranq and also if if the guard discovers the body and it's a train you're good it doesn't you don't get sound assassin lost but if it discovers the shaman you're dead cool dude ring out time running out of time focus i want that sub too i want that sub too okay get up here crouch pillar good good start great start this guy's got to come out we need to get a clean shot come on baby come on baby no oh yeah we got time for one more we got literally time for one more goddammit okay reset timer what do you mean what timer this is like whoo who is seeing this dude these are just unclean locations to shoot from the top timer is the timer i'm giving for us to finish doing our runs okay so i just need to find a spot where i can cleanly get this shot with no risk maybe it's over here yeah that was better okay oh go go go go think that was a good spot for it if there's a better way to just hit this guy that would be awesome but i don't see it let me see if i'm right down here i just need to like hit him like right as he comes out got him that was it that was the shot dude okay this has got to be i just can't miss these two shots i just can't miss these two shots i got plenty of time i got plenty of time because i'd wait for that guy to walk all the way over perfect perfect okay now we wait for this guy to come here we just wait get in the bank robbers guys and we just check he's not there yet we just check again he's almost there four five six he's there avoid the cameras avoid the cameras avoid the cameras oh that's subted that's sub two easy easy easy one two three nice nice okay cool go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go i'm gonna tell these guys i think we're good yo are you guys done running or you need one more minute one more minute okay all right uh i got mine i'm good to go so whenever you're ready just unmute and let me know and we will switch to each other's contracts yep yeah i'm like right there [Laughter] that's sick dude that is a that's a sick one i feel [ __ ] this is like skate yeah it's like skate all right so in this interim period i am going to um close a million tabs i'm going to close a million tabs and powerpoints and everything so i can get max performance it's like horse and basketball yeah that's the point hitman horse baby i know the wrong guy mark the guy here with the first seeker is to occupy the other bathroom so the guard will go into the right bathroom so you blow him up that's the whole that's the trick of it uh okay sweet i gave them the code yep how many attempts per run no we're gonna do it by time we're gonna give them i don't know hour and a half something like that to to run all three runs as many times as they want to try and get the best times and then we'll add up our times at the end the guy in bathroom yeah yeah the sick guy in bathroom two he vomits a little bit then goes checks in the mirror then goes back but he's not actually an occupant he's like a npc that's nervous about his interview so you can get the guard to go in there with him um and they're both throwing up at the same time oh yeah that photoshop file is probably slowing me down too let me close some of these [ __ ] power points always throw up witchy homies yes so well said all right i actually closed hundreds of tabs and i'm gonna go into options graphics and make sure that this stuff is off okay all right we should be good so i'm just waiting on those guys i'm waiting on those guys to finish and give me their codes uh and when you guys are done please uh publish your code in the discord so that we can go to it you just copy it down or whatever do you have to run your own contract again during the time you can if you want to the the goal is best combined time so if i thought i could get so much time saved in my own contract i could do that but but i think i think i already got a good time sub too right so what i want to do is get good times on their contracts why do you put on the bunny master dead at the bomb because it's hitman horse so however i do it they have to do it so the game will say at the end he killed both targets with explosives while wearing the bunny suit and they're going to figure that one [ __ ] out and the bunnies was like the hardest thing to use because it's it's it's trespassing everywhere you know what i'm saying so because i put it on blow it up and take it off the game counted as me killing with bunny suit so it's a really challenging horse what happens if d and f uh i don't think it'll happen i think we'll all finish if you take a long time you can get any contract you know what i'm saying um do they have to get at the same time no it's like you can you can rerun as many times as you want we're just gonna take our combined best times of all three and that's your score that's your [ __ ] what are the steaks oh we should have thought of steaks [ __ ] we should have thought of steaks i don't know uh i don't know what the steaks are but right now it's pride which is important in the world of hitman loser has to do a hit in real life okay so you think one of us should murder somebody in real life for money that's not a bad idea be a decent youtube video dude i wish i could [ __ ] dim the light in this room winner kills the loser okay okay now we're talking i already murdered spectacle once uh anyone remember no wait no wait okay i actually forgot which one it was was it was it this one so i got out of bed i woke back up and i went to my computer at three in the morning and i [Music] is oh this is the old one this time of year classic though come on out for long saw my song got commas to fly my god break some bricks from walking off longer than comic-con this is the run after the wikipedia band targeting lots of my mind gotta find where my time is targeting saw you on the reddit cool and moving on to larger things probably won't see you again that's a tune that's hard to say maybe if your products should have done the marketing that's a tool instead i found out you're actually badass sigma males this isn't it though maybe this is it bro i forgot which i don't i don't name any of these scenes was this it oh yeah [Music] failed [Music] and i would just appreciate if you would just take the compliment and move on and graciously just like you're graciously moving on and giving up i get that that was cool hey i mean the grind isn't for everybody no all right some people aren't cut out for it i once can i get that hey truck yo hrock you still there this song was so fire too [Music] [Music] welcome to paris 47 the show is just about to start this is the red carpet the song goes so hard and the guest list is all the fear when i take my shot my body maybe just a quiet [Music] he timed it so perfectly dude pay such a god i just gave him that paris video i was like hey this is taking me forever give me like give me like five ten five five minutes ten minutes max ten minutes to run your own contract well by the way i heard you guys are setting time limits on you shouldn't set time limit on it okay so i have to make a new contract well just because we're probably going to get some really hater it doesn't make sense i agree so you kind of do it again okay so i'm okay i'm going to make a new contract i'll just make it easier for everybody quickly please all right i i literally just finished mine i do not want to redo it but i can redo the contract remove the time limit and keep everything else the same and then keep my pb time i just set as my one if that's okay that's fine yeah yeah that's fine okay okay i'll be back like five minutes max aspect i'm assuming you're done right i'm done i'm done i ran mine i'm good i don't you guys must be doing some devious [ __ ] okay i could give you a little bit of a hint why i accidentally put on no missed shots so i got done and then i was like wait why four star because i shot the recorder [Laughter] and i made quite a precise shot on my route and then i spent 10 minutes missing shots to kill the one target over and over again that's why i was late that sounds frustrating i'm not looking forward to your contract at all yeah yeah we'll see sorry that's horse for you though i'm excited i'm excited yeah uh please tell your mods if you have any just to ban narcs and like keep them out it's gonna be so much more fun if we do these all blind the only thing i know is that you're watching a record video while waiting that's all the info i am re-watching all the records you know reliving the glory days uh because i'm waiting i yeah i'm done i don't think i can run mine faster so i'm i'm good sounds good all right let me just redo mine exactly the same but remember the time limit done 47 won't go ah yeah aspect of course better be [ __ ] wild dude oh by the way oh uh by the way like i sent you a squad stream invite i did not send a spectacular one because he is not a partner you know what i'm saying all right i just accepted it hey yo what the [ __ ] is that bro oh let's wait to this better be [ __ ] insane i swear to god dude it better be [ __ ] insane for him taking remember how they said we don't need 40 minutes i said 40 minutes to an hour and they were like come on 30 minimum 30 easy and bro now we're [ __ ] like over an hour plus and they're still like wait wait wait have you seen the video pay put out what's the video pay put out youtube pay the musician [Music] youtube okay one hour of tale of the coffee cow occasionally broken up [Music] by hdrox saying squeeze me [Music] exquisite he's been drinking coffee since he was three like the british with tea fixation like pollen with feet hey one true killer the five gifties think a little bit critically moistly liquid indeed don't be the next he said make me a coffee cow i don't care what you have to do give me give me more stomachs so i can handle all this throat [Music] it is a song it is a good song there's no getting around it there's no getting around the quality of the song [Music] in search for a blessing he found a [Music] [Music] all right what i'm gonna do is since they're just taking their sweet time i'm gonna run my own contract one more time see if i can beat my current time which is uh 154 let's see if i can beat 154 in this bit of time just started binging hitman videos and finished all three games last weekend good show i'm glad you enjoyed i think a lot of people have gotten into it um from the videos and that always makes me really happy because it's such a great game so how can i cut time down what am i going to do to cut down time make me a coffee cow i don't care what you have to do well that would that would be it i wish it was simple to buy the third game isn't it simple on steam or am i crazy this game gets me excited for double seven games dude i'm i'm beyond pumped but it's not coming out for like over a year so i'm trying to temper my expectations and there's probably gonna be delays too but a great james bond that's like in this style would be so sick make me a coffee cow i don't care what you have to do give me four stone mix so i can't look what the [ __ ] i can handle all this brew make me a coffee cow i don't care if i stew it from i need to get a better angle boys is it 10. 10 psd every night [ __ ] dude this is frustrating for me and i made it i can't imagine they're gonna have a good time but hopefully uh i'll play the pace along while we go [Music] i can handle all this [Music] [Music] these guys are taking forever so think a little bit critically moist liquid indeed what if i do this whoa that could be a huge time save wait what [Music] coffee cows [Music] [Music] this is the tale of the coffee cow every full moon he comes [Music] with an obsession [Music] such a stupid song like lyrically oh security cam security cam got me wait what if i do this [Music] [Music] uh let me know what you guys are done when your guys are ready well i'm done oh i specialize waiting on you dude the marking system in this game is so i'm so tilted right now i'm okay i'm gonna figure it out i'm just gonna i'm gonna do it as fast as possible for you that would be great that would be awesome all right we're waiting coffee coffee coffee cow damn that guy does not what if i dude oh coffee coffee okay maybe if i cut instantly i get more time to shoot the other guy i just need him to go to the right spot missed there's no hitman song oh we can listen to that guy with a bang [Music] shooting the guard first is patently dumb he'll go to the wrong one [Music] got him i don't think he's gonna go to the right i don't think he's gonna go to the right one we'll see [ __ ] he doesn't i actually think if you cut it at a certain time the [ __ ] it's just when this guy stands up [Music] it's when this guy stands up oh [ __ ] uh [Music] my pause is possible okay what if i do this what if i do this what if i do this what if i do this what if i do this what the briefcase slowed him down for sure the belief grace shut him down no you know you can't switch who's marked and the contract's already made be crazy if he goes for it dudes pictures taking way too [ __ ] long i'm actually a little mauled that he's taking so long the whole point is if you can't do it in in a certain amount of time then you should make an easier contract dude this is like i guess you can kind of squeeze in that way if i could fit in a gun i could destroy this camera [Music] we're playing hitman horse everybody but you know i just need the [ __ ] boys to finish running shirt guy thank you uh for the compliment i appreciate it wait what if i what if i shoot this guy he just eats two bullets really you just eat two bullets what a [ __ ] chat okay what if does he go for it no only she goes for it huh it's annoying and she takes it nowhere i want to like pull him with the briefcase so that i can sh oh but if he gets hit with it when he has the briefcase coffee coffee coffee cash okay this could be something okay wait wait wait wait wait oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] it also didn't does it affect him does it even affect him how'd you do for the other guys it's not over by now it hasn't even begun uh spectacular is taking 900 years to do his contract bro what's going on we you know lincoln's on european time man we gotta what's happening i i'm literally just trying to get a run done that's it okay i i i i i i it's gonna be so simple i know it took me forever to mark the targets because okay i will be done within the next three minutes okay all right no cap it's an hour 46 after we started okay okay coffee coffee coffee camp let's do it the normal way oh that's a bad spot i might even kill them both if there's like a way i can sneak past this there is if it's right here i got seen [Music] guys i'm actually i'm so sorry that took so long i i i was i was dying it's done okay all right all right all right okay welcome to hitman horse we're only two hours behind ready to kick it off so uh if you guys don't know what's going on because you join in a little bit late we are doing hitman horse with me link is respected we each have created a custom contract in the past hour and a half maybe an hour 46 for some people and uh it should be a crazy crazy unique way to kill somebody and the other two people have to figure out how to do it and try to do it faster in the next let's say hour and a half i was gonna give us two hours but we don't know so much time so uh i'm gonna put like a 90 minute timer and we have the codes to each other's contracts before you go yeah i was like before you go let me make sure my code is in because mine's a new contract yep and then we are going to see who can get the lowest combined time across all three contracts so you can spend your time your 90 minutes however you want you ready go back to your own contract and try to do a better time on yours you can do whatever you want so um just gotta spend your 90 minutes however you can and we'll add it up at the end um that's that don't leak the code if you can if you're watching please don't cringe it please just stay out of the game so we can have clean leaderboards for screenshots for a youtube video yeah i do want do you want that uh and then steaks i don't know if we have any steaks my child was just thinking that one of us killed like the loser gets killed like in real life like we just like real life yeah like we assassinate the loser i don't know if you guys are up for that sounds kind of expensive you know what i mean like the winner does the winner have to pay for the hitman no the loser probably pays for the flight oh the winner to come out and shoot him in the thomas well that's not the method yet it's probably a contract so it's link is link is muted uh no he's sorry he's just planning how he's gonna kill you [Laughter] uh i don't know we'll figure out stakes right now i think it's just pride i'm ready to get into i'm trying to i want to see you guys have been obviously cooking up something devious over there yeah yeah plus you gotta you gotta get at least one dub on me adrian it's starting to get okay well you probably gotta be getting desperate out here at this point i was desperate for you to be done with your [ __ ] contract i'll tell you that you guys are going to hate him it's not it's going to be [ __ ] kill the first person on paris like why kill victor novikov no it would come on something that easy should we drop our should we drop our own times in the chat or should we do that for later uh i mean you should be able to see them on the leaderboard but yes you can drop them in the if you're if yours is on there you won't be able to mine since i have to remake yeah you can drop yours in the chat then yeah that'll give a good hint that's not like what kind of time to look for uh linkus just to make sure yours is mumbai right like i'm not yes okay cool so i'm going to set a timer and then we're going to jump in to each other's contracts any order you want um yeah remember you have to do all the optional stuff it has to be a five-star exit uh to be counted so best times after 90 minutes is the winner maybe we'll go to two hours depending on how it has to do but okay you ready oh i wasn't able to find your contract that you linked hold up you put that in it didn't work [Music] let me take it off screen and try if i can also try like lincus's uh mode contracts contract search um i'm putting in if i put in mine i'm putting in this and i'm now finding it interesting what if you put in um uh okay just yeah i can't find it either if you search that you'll get it it should be new york let me know if that works oh i thought you spelled i thought you spelled your own name wrong for a second but you said that you hit the atrioik okay and i got i got yours on mumbai lincus and expect decor yours is on [Music] yours is on searching no contract found the spectacular is not work for you let me try and search for else no no go search nope can't find it it doesn't work no i didn't rename mine did you rename it mine is yeah if you have a name put in the name of the name we can search for it uh he didn't make one loki imagine he's been watching [ __ ] morbius this whole time or some [ __ ] it just keeps stalling and stalling and stalling with no goddamn contract yeah it should be called this that's what a stupid name what do you mean okay yeah i see a facility training facility yep it's one guy pistol suit okay are you serious this took you an hour an hour and a half one guy pistol suit no complications understand i tried to do a bomb launch and then it wasn't working i went i went to another place and it wasn't working and then for this whole time it was two guys i literally couldn't mark them i was just like maulding for an hour straight chat i've been like 30 people in the past [ __ ] hour like all right well okay uh let's uh let's get into it i'm gonna start with the spectacles because it looks pretty straightforward all right i'm gonna put the timer up we have 90 minutes starting now best combined time is the winner good luck three two one go all right chad this is spectacors it is to kill this one guy with pistol suit no complications literally no additional complications so i assume this is gonna be [ __ ] straightforward now his time is 47 seconds i gotta be 47 seconds remember narcs get shot narcs get shot no narcs please god one thing i ask is no narcs let's enjoy ourselves let us have a [ __ ] good video here for a second you know so there's the guy i gotta kill him in 47 seconds with a pistol it's kind of interesting sorry sir i really can't let you through here it's kind of interesting i'm sorry this is actually kind of challenging wait a minute i have to get out too i guess i could just shoot it from here is that gonna be it holy [ __ ] is that gonna be it oh short timer yeah yeah sorry is that gonna be [ __ ] it dude this is bananas if that is it cause you can jump this wall i remember this from my first day playing hitman in the [ __ ] this is the training zone i can go to the oh this is ridiculous okay it gets found if i was gonna get out i was gonna literally lose my mind i was gonna lose my mind if i beat it in [ __ ] one second all right let's see uh okay so i instant cut cutscene i think the problem was i missed the bullet though let me make sure that that's not it did you print you really have out do this [Laughter] what the [ __ ] dude what were you doing for [ __ ] one hour 49 minutes [Laughter] okay all right we shaved 17 seconds off of spectacor that's a good start i'm gonna go over to lincus go for faster i mean i missed one shot but end of the day i think i have to shoot three traction shots to get the other hand seeing his body so it wasn't it was pretty pretty close i might get down to 25 or something but that's probably not a big time saver probably good i got 17 on him so okay so let's go to the main menu no narks by the way no narcs i cannot believe dude i was sweating i was like he's spending an hour 49 and this must be the most complicated [ __ ] convoluted puzzle of all time it's the beginning of the training mission shoot a guy on the roof that is definitely he did your homework the [ __ ] minute before it's due i feel like he got he got nervous because the time and just made that in [ __ ] one second um okay let's check out lincus's and let's search for lincuses and lincuses okay we got linuses now lincoln looks complicated linkuses you have to kill this guy with a fire axe this guy with anything and if anyone sees you from legal action you lose if any shot misses you lose if you get recorded by a security camera you lose if you hit anybody but your targets you lose if you change your disguise you lose okay so starting disguise can't change half the let's go with the fire axe okay he's got a lot of complications so i need to find out where this guy is we'll just start off we'll just start off this is interesting this is an interesting [ __ ] challenge i should have checked this time i don't know i don't know what kind of what time i'm looking at here hmm this is good i like this i like this i like this i guess i like this okay so my target one guy here right at the start one guy way over there and which guy which guy this is chandan gilsa this is the fire x so the guy near me at the start is any method and this guy is fire axe interesting okay well this guy these npcs are fake so i can just shoot him right does his body get found i don't think so he's pretty isolated okay first guy's pretty free but then i have to somehow get over here and get the fire axe what time do they just get off the check afterwards i have to check out through this mission so i need to get in this building i um go right here let me just see no stop shooting me i just need to see what's the best way to get to this guy okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait how about this how about this first of all what time i'm looking at i'm looking at 119. dude he does okay no his actual time is not 110. it's his actual time is 56 seconds wow that's fast okay so we did this in 56 seconds so what i think he's probably doing he one clue that clued me in was this so it says don't change your starting disguise you guys can't see it because chat's covering but look at this this is one of the complications don't need your starting disguise it doesn't say suit only it's not suit only it's don't change your starting disguise so probably he used one of these like the ones that are already in the building with a good disguise like photo shoot so i'm going to assume he starts photo shoot maybe with a long range pistol let's let's get like um this kind of thing maybe some coins you can never go wrong with coins let's just try this so this disguise should allow me to get closer to my harder target i don't know where the fire axe is i'm gonna i need to find the fire axe first first and foremost fire axe fire axe i can check hit maps this guy should be near the fire axe so this guy where where where is the fire axe can't get in there there's the fire axe okay so if i start with this thing i grab the fire axe i need to get in here okay okay and you can't miss the shot oh okay wait a minute i i actually see what he's doing this is a little bit clever okay put this in the car park give me a [ __ ] sniper rifle can't miss give me a tranq and give me a hacking tool yeah yep yep yep yep yep yep yep okay so what if we go like right here right here grab this where's the uh unlock this what the hell just [ __ ] this guy up oh [ __ ] damn that's a cool kill okay uh get the key card then where did i put the is the fan good to go i know they're still trying to find the right lines the sniper rifle is like right here right you need to be ready grab the sniper rifle oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no okay they found the body oh they found the body so that guy finds the body but if i go over here and shoot that guy i don't think anyone finds that body so where's the exit where's the exit and the exits down the exit's down here okay okay okay so i can just run to this this is like not very fast this is not very fast i get faster hmm is there a closer exit that's kind of close but you need coins all right i don't know he got 56 seconds which one you say is your favorite so far ling's respective course [Laughter] you know spectacles had a lot of depth to it a lot of charm lincus is a little less uh robust uh okay so let me run this back let me run this back um what i think i need to do is drank i have a shrink right yeah i need to tranq the other guard that might come back and find his body or i could hide his body either one works either one works either one works so let's try this again what's going on what's the challenge me like is respect to core each made a custom hitman horse contract like a custom unique puzzle a unique kill setup and we have to try and beat their time on all three so they're doing mine right now while i'm doing theirs whoever has the best combined time on all three is the winner at least six seconds is cracked he must how do you get this [ __ ] shot we don't need any accidents how do you get this [ __ ] shot with those guys seeing you all right just okay okay i get it i get it i get it does that count as being spotted what do you mean what counts as being spotted i know i can't get spotted wait i actually need to move this move this like here here so we can see my contracts all right uh so we run this way it doesn't matter if he spots me oh it does matter that he spots me it does matter that he spots me because even if before i kill him that's crazy it still counts wow that's crazy it still counts as getting spotted even if you murder him that's so odd okay okay i have to kill him i have to basically i have to chuck the axe oh fire axe thrown you're right it has to be thrown fire actually thrown weapon it says it in the briefing okay okay okay okay okay but also please shut the [ __ ] up okay okay dude what an annoying angle didn't didn't die okay okay where's my where is okay okay we got a time what if the winner gets to kill one backseater i feel like everyone in the world should be able to kill one backseater one cringer one person that just can't hold their tongue for a good [ __ ] video uh okay got it okay so there's got to be a better exit there's got to be a better exit what 120 so we did it we've now completed all three so my current combined time is pretty good because i got 36 of the spectaculars 120 on lincoln's and then 150 on mine so i need to find a way to get my time down on linux i think that's where that's where the time saver's going to come so let me try um let me try something crazy here what would be the craziest way to do this if i started with a sniper maybe this seems to be the closest to where i want to be none of these else are closer thug hill train sorry i don't think any of these other starting spawns are going to be better than photoshoot so we start photo shoot i just need to find a way to get a faster exit maybe even like a muffin boost let's let's let's let's try let's try something else okay instant run wow that's wrong wrong direction instant run to get over here okay but there's there's just got to be a faster exit where's the nearest exit that one's 95 that one's 57 that one's 57 way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way okay that that cuts some actually coins i need coins i need coins for the coin exit body got found oh that body got found but that gets me down from 130 to so 115. he got a 56 second though [Music] so coins would get me to a one i guess the crazy thing to do would be if i can get this shot with a pistol and not a sniper if i can get the shot with a pistol and not a sniper i could save a lot of time and i have time to do that so okay pistol do i need the gold brick i need coins what if i go [ __ ] crazy with it okay what if i go coins i guess i can still use i guess i can still use i guess i can probably i can probably get out in time right so i can still use the hacking tools let's try this again buy a monkey bake get a good tip good tip good tip good tip all right get up get up okay just b-line b-line for this oh what a fight wait well this guy sees me hmm wait a minute if i can go down that way i'll save a lot of time and i can just pop the guy with a pistol wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait this could be this is actually a sick contract i like what link is made a lot okay have you tried killing them with kindness the problem isn't killing them right i'm not trying to find a different way to kill them sneak out behind this guy oh [ __ ] wait this is an exit this is not gonna work unless i can no they found that body that's not going to work no i need a better shot for this guy anyway okay no that's not going to work that's not going to work interesting idea but that's not going to work not going to work also hitting nbc oh my god all shots must hit npc is crazy to try and pistol snipe it's actually crazy to try and pistol snipe with all shots most of this nbc uh i need to i just need to do it like this like i need to go [Laughter] dude what the [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] that's gonna be insane if i got it though i'm not there's no way he got it right i guess he said he restarted so many times though that makes sense that's so dumb lincus that is so dumb no i'm not gonna restart a thousand times till i get the one in a million [ __ ] head shot dude that's so ridiculous that's ridic that's redonkulous okay i will try it only 18 more times [Music] give me the x where am i trying to go go 47 48 49. oh just barely dude oh that's it that's it that's it that's what he did he did it but a little bit cleaner that's it that's his time that's it 100 okay okay cracked cracked his case i just have to find a way to do it better 59. he did a 56. so okay so i beat a spectacular by 17 on his and i'm three slower than lincus that's really annoying though because you have to get just so lucky with the pistol shot i'm wondering if i could find a way let me check hit maps hit maps mumbai hey you just said guys you're totally allowed to check hit maps anytime if you want to if you want to like check hit maps and see where items are or looking for whatever that's totally totally legal totally cool yee sounds good good all right tracing a ghost because i don't want people wasting time looking for the bunny suit they don't know where it is whatever that's ridiculous all right so uh what i'm looking for here when i'm scouring hitmaps is what i do when i'm like trying to come up with routes on main mission maps is you look for things like agency pickups and try to figure out like okay if i could be here where i'm going as you pick up some starting locations um so this is rangan's headquarters and these are the pickups i'm starting at the photo shoot car park's the closest i can go out of this door though so what i've been doing is going out of this door right i wake up i go out of this door i go over here if i go out of this door i can grab the sniper and pop him instantly that might work let's try that again let's try it again let's try it again oh my keyboard is stuck all right so if i go out of this door into the car park maybe i toss a coin take this out okay they did see me but the coin was bad so i can snipe him in the first 20 seconds which is still pretty fast i think i can wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that's still pretty fast that's still pretty fast um i don't need the coins so what if i use like a flashbang and what if i don't need this i'm gonna i'm gonna flashbang the two guys grab the sniper shoot him use the sniper to open the door drop the sniper run inside axim that could be sick so if i go give me this give me the flashbang that's bad timing but the idea is i shoot that and then i can't hit the door then circle around no it's got to be there no wait is the door not open damn it doesn't open this door that's a locked door if i shoot it once though he'll uh if i shoot it once he'll come and open it okay i can also just probably knock them out hmm wait i don't i don't need this i can just trank them that's slower though you can't miss a shot oh you can't miss a shot oh you can't miss a shot which means i can't open the door with a sniper okay it doesn't work this way it doesn't work damn it doesn't work cause i can't open it with a sniper [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay that would have been sick that would have been sick but it doesn't work okay so okay let me think let me talk let me test some stuff let me test some stuff let me test if i literally can't do new york [Laughter] oh there is one here i don't have the mastery wait what do you what on new york to start to start his bank robert someone just told me though that there's a bank robber disguised there is a make rubber disguise maps and yeah okay yeah okay we're good good luck and just i didn't use the starting location not that it okay okay uh so if i toss this yeah so he's gonna come outside right is he gonna come outside no that guy comes outside wait what why would you come outside damn i know how linkus did it but i don't know how am i gonna do this better it's just so hard if you're just gonna use a pistol shot and this has got to be with an axe so there's no there's no fooling around there's no like i could go somewhere else and snipe this guy through the window it's got to be with an axe all right try this again so okay get up get up is the fan good to go no they're still trying to find the right line for the shoot but in case they do oh my god hey i need help dude how are these guys not getting flashed pieces of [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] are not getting flashed i could drank them let's just try and to strength let's just strengthen what does it mean by optional it means required if it says optional that means required because you won't get five stars without it and it's a five-star run so we're going for sound assassin watching people get banned so satisfying i just don't know why they do it dude i i could not have been more clear in the history of my stream that we don't want backstagers that me like inspector turn up a fun race for a good video and they can't help themselves it's crazy it's insane just hold your tongues ah i don't know what draws them here it's it's [ __ ] bananas okay i don't have the thing does that bring him outside or no so slowly does he even open the door this is not fast okay is there a faster exit this guy's gotta die missed what's the fastest exit is it just here 60 meters away this one's 60 meters with coins [Music] okay okay forget about this let's try let's try coin okay let's try coin gold brick tranq forget about the sniper no this we have to hit the [ __ ] shot we use okay okay time limit 60 i tell it's 60. hey guys i'm probably to tell it at 60 um rather than 90. but we'll see i don't know keep going if he gets any more time one more time but okay yeah okay but they're stuck on mine i bet i think mine's stumping people hopefully assuming no backseaters i i assume they're getting stumped uh does that make him come outside no he doesn't even come outside go outside piece of [ __ ] okay and then okay wait a minute so i can make him open the door and i can i can hit him and then i can i got seen though can i get to the hmm there's probably something there if i could find a jump maybe like a muffin jump hey uh any mod can you add what the zach's just said as like a command like ad com hitman horse or what are we doing or something cause people keep asking and it's hard to explain and zach's just explained it really well so hit the shot there's something here dude there's something here what if i get this muffin melee muffin okay and i go here what is a boost that i could do like do these stairs count can i like maybe but i couldn't do that quickly enough i could i could boost off these no it's actually too high wait hmm [Music] is there a shot that gets him outside that that gets me outside okay wait oh but you can't miss oh i can't use them [ __ ] dude they can't use a gun to distract oh it's so annoying that's so annoying dude they can't miss is so annoying it's actually so [ __ ] annoying okay uh damn this is tough this is tough to find a way to do it that's not the way he did it i i i this is a tough one um okay yeah we complete all the contracts we're done i mean we did we did all the contracts i think we have great times i think we're probably in the lead but that's going to be so annoying this guy is coming up to check on this and not you this guy from downstairs is walking up three flights of stairs check on this [ __ ] throw um i need a better [ __ ] item for getting this guy outside i think the shot coin or mixtape 47 might work mixtape 47 might work uh okay and then grab this he's a good worker no it's not more consistent over body shots because when you buy shot they don't die from that distance so you need multiple shots what you want is one clean head shot oh it's the wrong way wait can you can i go this way through the bathrooms um it's not really faster no it's not really faster all right mixtape 47 toss it right there i think that gets him alone yeah and then grab this headshot and then he sees me too oh tough very tough very tough very tough very challenging this is lincoln's contract on mumbai and he made a devious one to be sure i think fastest route is still this for sure i think i just need to okay i actually got to go outside pretend i hit him oh i didn't grab this he didn't go outside ah dude this is actually an annoying one ah let me tell like this lincus you're just annoying [Laughter] i'm so sorry i had such a cool strap plan with a really sick muffin boost and then i couldn't pull it off for 40 minutes so i threw that together in five minutes and called it a day yeah but there's one part of it you know it's annoying as [ __ ] yep i don't know what you're talking about man all right all right all right all right all right all right chad i think what i'll do is at 60 minutes at an hour i'll do a check in and see where everybody is see who's winning at that time and then we'll see if more time adds anything um so what if i drop this detonate it grab the why'd you see that how did you what are you what are you looking at all right of course longer cutscene longer cutscene longer cut scene it's not optional i know it says optional but if you haven't played hitman optional means required because you can't get five stars without it longer cutscene the guy will go downstairs okay get out of the cutscene longer cutscene this guy he's downstairs already oh that's huge okay then we drop the mixtape detonate it grab the axe oh that's not comforting not comforting at all wait wait hold oh this is it but i'm [ __ ] up the exit oh this is literally it but i'm [ __ ] up the exit i don't even have coins i went the wrong way ah sad and cringe and cringing sad damn that was really clean at the start but 106. okay damn okay i just need to get the exit down like the exit is a huge pain simplifying the exit would be so gas dude if only there was some way to get the the the axe guy to walk downstairs on his own oh what if i psyched him no it wouldn't make it there's no it's not a safe time okay let's replay the mission and see if i can get let's see if i can gas this baby up oh i need a full cutscene i need a full cutscene but we'll figure that out so let's assume i do kill him right i kill him while being right here and i can go down these stairs how does that help me i can shoot here toss the axe back go down these stairs and what's the fastest exit oh right out here right out here this way wait that's fast and then go to the oh i just need quits wait this can work this can work i just need coins i just need coins i just need coins i just need coins i just need coins wait this could actually work this could actually work this could actually work okay so did i want to be lincoln's time i really want to be 56 i think that behind his foot okay full cut scene open the door that guy's leaving drop the mixtape detonate grab this grab this pretend that hit holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's what the shot's missing dude holy [ __ ] coin exit oh doable 100 i just got to get with the first shot i just gotta give it the first shot yes yes different exit too yeah this guy obviously it can't be missed so i have to do it okay replan i just gotta do without missing holy [ __ ] that's sick that's actually set i might i might dude what if i win all three what if i have the best time on all three that'd be [ __ ] cracked okay okay pop this open pop this open just got a hit [ __ ] dude that's so annoying did one annoying [ __ ] contract what an annoying [ __ ] contract the pistol bloom at that distance is [ __ ] it's all right aim true i know listen we got time i can run this beginning i just need to make sure i don't cringe the end cringe dude if he didn't have that [ __ ] complication this would be no problem i'm so involved this [ __ ] you can't miss a shot complication would you like to do a hitman rapture if you have a hitman rap i'll play it tree hunter no i don't want to go back and polish a spectacors aspect of course was 30 seconds in my first two tries it isn't that's not the one i'm worried about bro dude these are dead on the money i have to reset practice the motion though practice the motion grab this grab this sneak out oh wrap that that's the [ __ ] that's the crisp dude this could be wait this is fast if you don't get crowd cringed if you don't get crowd cringed you can get like 50 flat okay i'm just gonna run this dog at the shot i have time i i think it's i think i mean i don't know but i think i did a different exit lincus all right what's the man wrap let's see oh [Music] [ __ ] this shot [ __ ] your shots oh in black there's a chill up in the air i know your standard doesn't matter empty we're not billionaire in a palace or a man a man with killers that you care if you're penciled in his planet chances he's already there perhaps that new birth blow walk past your henchmen and brandish that tumblr report no one question so hand in your number report into heaven those passes when punched while they're all 47. we're grinding [Music] listen thanks for all the warnings my security's been beefed up several times since nine this morning checkpoints at every corner lasers and ventilations i've got bodyguards for bodyguards no way he'll penetrate when every unit on my team supreme completely redeemed and worse than this which means impervious to the schemes of mercenary services my servants are subservient don't move unless i say so can't refuse my influence half your crew is on my payroll 47 better lay low or he might get 86 let's put a bounty on his head that crash assassin makes me sick if this barcode doesn't scan we just need to price check them bless filling on my designer tiles clean up on all seven look i'm not afraid of the ica i'm like a thousand floors up they'll never find me wait is that a person lurking in the curtains that's gotta be the burping cause i'm certain my observers would have heard of that would have been quite defeat for him to sneak past oh my god it is him i need to think fast guards someone stop his vigilante please i have a family is this the end no it can't your plan was running the show but your plan is destined for coming to blows with the man who's the best in expunging his foes while casually dressed in their underlings closer purity forces they find that it's nap time scored by the fate lover that was hidden in your condiments topping you for thinking that you're living with that consequence rip around the populace while sitting in your opulence you built your own sarcophagus now that's what i call providence so till your hour challenge your heart inside your ivory monuments build your child too hard i'll be surprised when there's no oxygen dude this is so good it's just i just need to get it for a shot this is so fast i got eight minutes i got eight minutes i got eight minutes i got eight minutes i got it i gotta get it i gotta get it i just got to get this first shot what was lincoln's time 56 56 focus focus open open dude if you could just start with a sniper if you could just start with a sniper isn't it 90 minutes we're gonna check in an hour we're gonna check in an hour and see where everybody is why shots don't work body shots won't kill [ __ ] there there is no lineup there's no lineup for the headshot there's in in hitman they nerfed pistols from a long distance so they wouldn't be as good as snipers so over a certain distance or just random bloom there's massive pistol spread so you just kind of have to run it it's kind of a numbers game that's why everybody was super pissed at my first contract because it was like all about pistol sniping across zapienza so they had to rerun everything a thousand times and the console players can't even [ __ ] do it dude [ __ ] it's basically rng yeah for a long range pistol it's rng in this game but i mean you could help by being dead on the [ __ ] money that'll reduce your chances of getting [ __ ] up but it's rng okay are you holding your breath before the shot irl or do you mean in the game where it doesn't have any effect come on baby dude [ __ ] oh this is a lot of time to shave off three seconds on lincus's contract that we won't see again but i guess i i mean this is what we're doing today so open oh lord imagine this is the one piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] is there the striker's gonna be too loud dude i'm gonna try this just to see if it the striker has uh it acts like a different gun so it doesn't have the bullet drop from the long distances the bolt rng but it's the loudest gun so it's probably gonna get the body game found but i want to try it anyway just to see if it [ __ ] helps shift has not steady the shot uh since like the early hitmans it's pure placebo that's stupid that's stupid it doesn't have doesn't even have a thought dude okay man if i could just [ __ ] start with a sniper my god okay there's no difference this is the strat i mean this drive is a strat i just gotta run it again i just gotta run it again and get it first try that's it there's steady shot is not a thing chat it doesn't do anything there's no such thing as steady shot it's not it doesn't there's no effect it doesn't change your pistol at all here we go oh that looked good damn that looked good that look i just like snapped have you tried believing in the heart of the cards have you tried using a halo 3 battle rifle these are all great suggestions i really appreciate it i don't know what i would do without my extremely helpful chat oh you know what i need to do is think i'm quincy what if i believe i'm quincy and i believe my pistol is some sort of bow that nothing can get past what if that's all i needed to do dude i'm so annoyed that didn't open what if this is the bow that nothing can dude imagine i got it there ha ha second try oh second try quincy uh you know what wait that's because i was thinking i was the father i was thinking i was the father now i didn't have the sun that's the problem that's the problem envision his head as a red balloon and i am the sun channel your inner quincy of course of course father-son holy quince this is my last attempt and then i'll check on them oh reconnect reconnect come on father son holy quince [ __ ] all right yo just checking in at the one hour mark has everybody at least completed a run on every map are we still doing that uh yeah i'm still working on that so we're gonna all right we can check back in in ten minutes all right once you've completed the run everything's completed let me know and then we're going to do a first check in and then we might give some more time but it's more to know all right okay okay i got a little more time i got a little more time so they're probably still working on mine i got to assume because there's no way they're stuck on a spectacuors lincus is is a bit tricky but i think you'd get a slow run on link assist if you just were really determined with it [ __ ] off dude how many times are gonna do this oh again i can't believe he created a long-range pistol snipe contract i want to lose my mind i'm so i think it's so funny um aspect of course contract [Laughter] after all the time that's gonna make me laugh for a while just thinking about what i actually got after all that anticipation dude this is uh molding molding molding molding molding molding molding money money money money the problem is i have to watch the full cut scene every time yeah exactly exactly mundo [Music] agnostic deity thank you for the two months hippo fever think of the 13. spectacular map was art it truly was it truly redefined hitman who'd have thought of picking one of the first enemies in the very first training level piece of [ __ ] dude wait wait like that for can you get closer to the target by inches it's long enough that it's considered long range so it's not going to bloom [Music] is silverball the most accurate pistol i mean it's like a 40 way tie for all the ballers basically but yes there's no more accurate pistol this is the one this is the one for quincy baby oh this could be really bad news [ __ ] i did the one-hour check-in they're still work they haven't even completed all three missions yet i don't know if they're stuck on mine or what but they haven't they haven't even completed it so they're not shaving off time they're still trying to finish and i think it's mine i think i stumped them i'm going to be honest i'm kind of happy with all my times right now i don't know if i want to try and improve them more i'm also good with mine i'm i'm i'm good with mine i'm working on lincus to try and get it down but it's so [ __ ] frustrating i literally i j i have done lincoln's eight thousand times and finally hit a [ __ ] headshot oh my god i'm just i'm tilted on my rhyme right now anyways i'm gonna go back to work i'm gonna go back down okay okay all right all right how are you doing leggings i'm good okay i yeah i don't i so i i got your strat down yeah um i think we did it very differently though uh oh really uh our yeah new york you mean we did it differently because i started with the the disguise so they didn't pick it up oh and yeah we did it that's that's super interesting yeah holy [ __ ] i i i'm just doing yours over and over again linkus and i just walk up and i shoot the [ __ ] guy and i miss the [ __ ] headshot cause it's 90 million years away that's so crazy that you made it no miss i'm gonna [ __ ] stab you for making it no miss dude i'm losing my mind you're gonna get really mad if you when once you see the edit of this because i said i realized at optimization of mine i'm gonna try and do it because it's the only thing left i hit the shirt first shot first try on my on my run back now and i was like i'm done nope it takes like five ten minutes to get the shot once [Laughter] that's funny um i think i have a i mean i'm pretty i have like an idea for yours that i'm really excited about but it's just i i just can't get the shot i was trying to reroute it to put a sniper in there but it's it's so slow so yeah you know the original one was gonna be axe on a different guy on the upper floor and then muffin boost on a railing jump down the entire building and do a completely different exit one exit only but it took about 20 minutes to get the muffin booze once because it's one of those where like it almost shouldn't work yeah so i was like those high stair buffing boots yeah yeah so i decided instead um um to do this one tom you're welcome thanks man i really appreciate it come on dude every time i think it's gonna be the one every time i'm like lined up on the head and i'm like yes this is it well it's that gun sway i swear to god it's gone sway no i know i know well it doesn't matter how many times we say it because chat they never play the game yeah there's whatever i'm fine uh but it's it's just for me personally i have to do it a hundred times and it is killing me yeah but since i'm not gonna try your i'm not gonna try your mission again because i'm happy with my time so i'm just curious did you go for a psycho on the guard or did you somehow figure out to explode him well is he definite yes he's deafened oh then yeah i i i cycled the guard okay okay because i didn't know if there was some kind of crazy glitch or method you knew about that somehow explode but i was like i can't think of any way other than like psycher in the sky yeah yeah yeah no i mean you know i think you're really gonna like the round i went with i don't know if you so do you get them both in the same bathroom and and blow them up once yes yeah yeah then it's the same it's it's or it's close to the same um yeah and then uh proximity so i could like run towards the exits oh interesting proximity i didn't use proximity uh all right so we can do a reveal here in a second i i uh just really wanted to dude i'm gonna i was so close dude i hate when i get it second try and it would still be a crazy good time but it doesn't count because of your stupid complication that was a misclick too i didn't mean to do one shot only um so you're very welcome i'm gonna go back in my bottom find when i got my pb for each one so i could show you that's a great deal actually because i did not have them like ready to go um actually is there anyone here who could grab a clip of my pb on a spectacuors and my own mission wait are you planning on improving your spec to course or can we talk about it while he's talking about it i'm not gonna do it again it was the easiest [ __ ] contract of all time i was gonna say i i he must have overlooked because i looked at the leaderboard type i don't think you realized you could shoot it right at the beginning on the left i don't know what the [ __ ] his plan was but i got his second try i want jump over the thing i shoot it i just went back over yep no i i was like wait can you shoot immediately on the left and then i went for and i was like there's no freaking way then i spent another 10 minutes just getting the shot down faster and i was like wow i'm done i'm done i spent an hour on your mission and five minutes of hiss yeah so i'm here i i spent a few minutes on his actually i spent 10 seconds on this i did two tries and then i uh and then i've been on yours the entire rest of the time just trying to get this wait i'm trying to shave off three seconds dude i've done yours and i i got yours i got it three seconds slower than the time that you posted i got 59 but i've been trying i got a i got a route that i think is [ __ ] cool ah oh i'm so mold oh my god i'm gonna throw my keyboard at the wall oh dude i've been [ __ ] i i shouldn't have been talking to you i'm mad i'm muting i'm going muting i'm getting i'm moving tell us about yourself okay [Laughter] oh dear oh dude oh that's so annoying hey [ __ ] he went he swayed out of oh okay hey maybe maybe maybe imagine imagine it just happens again because that wasn't clean imagine just right here we [ __ ] hit the shot oh i'm never hitting the shot again that was my one time that was my one time and i wasted it it'll literally never happen again and i wasted it i wanted to be quincy on a red balloon instead i was quincy on a yellow balloon you know what i'm saying you ever feel like that sometimes you know what though wait i have a crazy idea wait i have an actually crazy idea holy [ __ ] i have a crazy idea oh it's a stupid idea nevermind dude i thought i could i thought i could just kill him with the axe run and then shoot the guy when i get closer to the exit but i need to use the time while he's coming out to shoot the pistol you know also had a crazy idea jeffrey dahmer okay but also like einstein like steve jobs you know not just having a crazy idea doesn't necessarily make you a serial killer and when you're in hitman being a serial killer was probably a plus this is so [ __ ] lincus this is so [ __ ] i can't i cannot believe i cannot believe the one [ __ ] time i got i was in a call with lincoln i just [ __ ] tossed it that's my new laughs [Music] [ __ ] off [ __ ] off rob hitting his upper neck and he's staggering okay guys i get it i understand that you have channel points i really i do i appreciate it it is cool that you have them uh dude i i have to call time on a spectacular listen i'll give him 50 more minutes i will i will we'll we'll do the full 90. okay but that's it that's that's it we're calling time after that oh i hit him i hit him but it didn't kill all right i need everyone to use my one your one time i i know that you might have your own things you want to ask stuff from god for but i need you to put those aside and i need you to ask god for your one time to be that i hit this shot okay now enough of you asked not enough of you asked okay who didn't ask you really need to i need you to really ask god be like hey god listen i know i haven't asked for much but one time i need you to give atriox aka mr quincy aka the quincy of hitman chance to pop the red balloon that is this guy's head where's the [ __ ] axe okay okay okay god let big aka the big quincy hit the shot [ __ ] god damn it i want this shot sorry i need mine i've got a math final on monday that's your plan for your math final on monday so you have at least a full day to study well your plan is to ask god for your one time i think you might be [ __ ] on this math final bro hmm okay god i know you asked you to save my grandma because you helped big a instead thank you that's what i'm talking about big sacrifices are important under the moon i'm gonna put on coffee cow and it's gonna give me the [ __ ] inspiration that i need to [ __ ] nail this shot right here right now one time [ __ ] oh god dude it's like 10 minutes per like this is like designed to be the most frustrating contract at least and the only thing i can say is at least the shot is at the beginning because if you had to do the other kill first and then do the shot oh oh oh oh oh is dude this is such a fast time oh my god this is a [ __ ] lightning time bro sub 50. ah just give me the first try shot dude the cop the uh him adding the complication is the most frustrating thing in the world it's the most frustrating thing in the world it's the most frustrating thing in the world the complication is you can't miss a shot ever or it counts as a non-five star even if nobody sees it or anything you just can't you can't shoot one time right now one time one time for your mind oh we're getting it oh we're getting it oh baby oh oh oh oh yes oh yes thank god oh thank god oh thank god oh good crowd too 50. i'll take it i i i missed one second because the guy wouldn't exit yes yes yes okay nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice okay we have 10 minutes left i'll be i just want to give this back to our warning that's awesome hey heads up 10 minute warning or actually nine minute warning and then we're totally done at 1 30 we're done so get what you get it's good okay let's see link it's got a 49 oh that [ __ ] oh that [ __ ] oh i would have had a 49 when i cringed the exit all right i'm not doing it again i don't care okay okay 10 minutes i heard you someone messaged me i got you 10 minutes okay okay uh let's see what spec of course is let's see if we can crack down on respect to course all right uh i'm not running it back i'm not writing it back okay let's uh one second's one second let me see if i have time saved elsewhere i mean i can check my own but i assume i'm the fastest on my own if i'm not that's crazy um my history all right so on my own expected core hasn't finished and lincus is faster than me wait lucas wins holy [ __ ] lake is gonna win oh my god how did he get faster than me wait what wait what wait what oh my god he's 15 seconds faster than respect to course all right i gotta run inspect the course and then i have to figure out oh i actually think it just wins dude lincus just wins [ __ ] he's morbid okay i gotta run a spectacuors i think he just shoots and gets out and gets lucky wait how does he get a 15 seconds this is the worst contract ever designed [Laughter] this is the worst contract i thought at least you had the true distraction shot bro you don't even have to shoot a distraction shot this is legit the i i can't believe it took 90 minutes to make the worst contract holy [ __ ] hey i i'm gonna try not to make the fence can you realize how [ __ ] ridiculous it is to spam don't jump fence when i've asked so many times to not backseat do you understand how [ __ ] cringe that is can you reach into your soul and realize how [ __ ] ridiculous it is that you can't sit back for two [ __ ] seconds and let people enjoy a [ __ ] three-man competition it's crazy how do you not see how [ __ ] ridiculous it's so cringe i don't understand like i i i just don't get what's going on your [ __ ] brain there's nothing satisfying in this like now that i have to [ __ ] i'm gonna start understanding i'm not mad i just i'm just like i don't get it i don't understand it does this not does this not count huh just disappointed what am i not hitting oh i need like this angle wait huh what the hell hmm no it's like [ __ ] maybe way over here dude wait what the what both these contracts are literally pistol snipes the [ __ ] game did you print out the safety protocol for the jet yeah that's annoying all right wait for the focus scene and am i even getting a clear shot dude that sucks because my [ __ ] uh my zoom out's not working i can't i can't use ansel or i could check what i'm [ __ ] shooting uh okay there it is 15. okay okay okay all right we tied [ __ ] are we tied on this one he beat me by one second on his ah we had the same [ __ ] thing i bet ah ah and he got it faster on mine i have two minutes to do mine that's that's not gonna work he got me [ __ ] he got me dude ah well played well played i want to see his route for mine um because i don't know how i could save too much time on mine uh contract contract my contracts um i don't know if i could save time on like the tracking the guys maybe i can do one run here but i don't i don't i don't know where i'm gonna because his time is 142 142. and he started as the bank robber which is crazy he started as the bank robber bro unless let me just no i don't have time i don't have time he got me he got me dead to rights uh what played well played well played uh one more run of linksys contract uh one more run of legacy's contract for the fans which is the mumbai one okay one more run for the fans maybe we get it first try photo shoot that's time but we started to run we could finish the run that we started this is where i splice in a 30 second run all the marbles quincy shot right here yo yo i don't have a seeker unlocked man that's why oh my god nope see wait insider uh sure tomato tomato i was like wondering why this new york was so unbelievably difficult like that's so tilting is it time someone told me it was time yeah it's time all right wait do you have you're saying you have no psyches unlocked no no no no you need psyches unlocked to speed on hip man no oh i bumped him i bumped him peacock you wait i thought you used peacock no no you don't i remember okay you can't use peacock for contracts no wow not that i know of at least i might be crazy how the tables have turned okay all right well i just finished my final run of lincoln's contract maybe when i kill myself [Music] final times i believe are for well let's go contract contract so let's start with legacies lincoln's contract i ended up with a uh 50 second flat that's pretty good damn 50-second flat uh do you want um how do we want to show this it should be good to show it i have all my vods saved so i could screen share on discord if that's easy for you here we go well someone's got yeah okay yeah um here if you want to watch i don't know how we do this we can open our screens i guess sure and we can just show what strategy we had i guess i don't know or we can take turns i mean i literally don't have a strat for new york because i don't have a seeker so okay so you didn't finish dnf on new york no because i didn't know i needed stuff [ __ ] you didn't tell me i need to talk talking [ __ ] i don't know i think i thought yeah i'm just i thought we're talking about a speedrunner here who had everything ready to go right yeah well i do normally you know when i play a peacock which doesn't allow contracts you know it's fine it's whatever it's whatever yeah i don't know it's cool um okay well well well well four i'm just gonna share my screen okay here can you see this this is my strategy for lincus's map okay can you see that um yep all right this message for link's map it starts out with even if nobody sees it or anything obviously this thing this start the one nearest the guy run over here i wait the full cutscene so the other guard walks away i drop a mixtape 47 detonate it take out the axe walk forward one time right now try 40 million times hit the shot man [ __ ] this shot so oh most ridiculous thing of all time did i [ __ ] hit that guy who walked out for the mixtape go down this way and you don't even get spotted there damn i get spotted there sneaker on the side i bring three coins so i can go to the coin exit and it's a 50 second flat but i bumped the eggs it should be 49 but oh yes oh this is so clever yeah this is god oh thank god he sounds super scuffed to you guys too yeah but in the video yeah that's weird funny like the audio is like all right so that's right that's my i want to see what you guys got i'd like to see the other others okay okay what did i do for chat does anyone have a clip of my mumbai can somebody help me out uh you got yourself yeah i can show mine um yeah we could put them up or whatever but i can't believe i spent so long on new york i felt like such an idiot i was like how are you getting bertrand bro how in the [ __ ] are you doing that like i was like you actually must be a wizard or you're knocking every single person here out there's no shot this guy just lured him over i was there for like 40 minutes i don't know how you might think like it's a seeker i mean i i i don't i don't have a secret i know that's why why wouldn't you think that because he's in the bathroom like oh i don't have it you i oh my god i feel like you had 90 minutes you could unlock the seeker in [ __ ] two seconds if i if i knew about it but my chat wasn't backseating because there well i actually banned all the back seniors i was molding so hard and banning like left and right yeah i feel you i feel you i feel it people were honestly they all deserved it yeah there was a lot of creatures for this i don't know what brings them out but um but it was fine it was still fun and we did ban a lot of people uh but uh did you try like a medic grenade did you try like did you have anything any of medics did you have farting nope i don't care well then [Laughter] because you know i didn't know i would have to unlock all that stuff i was thinking like oh what's up cause you could unlock that in like 10 minutes because i don't i didn't even think i had like i thought i was using all the tools i had available because i'm just oh my god bro bro [Laughter] also it takes a long time to unlock i think i think it's like haven level 20. uh maybe i think you can get saker pretty quickly first one but okay i want to see linkus is uh are you answering me yeah i'll find one yeah i'm sure miss green um so this is my second one my first one was a 56 and then i ended up getting a lucky 49. so let me see your lucky 49 49's crazy dude because i thought so lincoln starts same spot i start off here i pick this one up here oh pick up the iron go through here okay and then i open up this briefcase here take out my pistol yeah snipe him across the map lucky pick up the axe i use my hacker card to get you hack in open a door throw the axe in his head drop and key to break this camera oh so you can walk through the camera and not use the iron that i picked up at the start of the level knock him out and then i just run for the normal exit i do not have coins so i can't go for a taxi well where's the camera you're even you're not even getting seen by a camera damn this is speedy though because you're going to get out of there so fast to not get the body upstairs found right oh wait never mind you knock that guy out with an iron yeah yeah i know no one finds him and then you get 49. i was able with a four star with a second try shot to get a 47 but i did not have the patience to go for another one right whenever i hit that shot first try interesting i was like i'm done interesting yeah different exits yeah let me see if i can pull mine out one sec [Music] i'll share my screen to you no green you get you guys can't hear lincoln i hear him right now oh am i muted yeah you i we haven't heard a word from you oh i've been talking oh i'm so sorry i guess i guess if i'm watching stream it's muted that's lame uh yeah i've been talking bro i've been i've been saying [ __ ] i've been [ __ ] in the mix i was saying that's sick lincus was sick lincoln's it's cool that we have totally different exits yeah i didn't realize yours yours i think it's actually faster if you'd go for like a less line up like yolo flick shot for the headshot yeah if i could flick shot it and if also i you get a good crowd because yeah yeah yeah yeah we're also doing a different path here aspect where is it are you watching right now this year i'll back it up this is gonna be able to talk so i'm gonna watch it so this is me at my wit's end all right i'm like i have to finish this so i can at least try new york okay because we had actually been in new york for a bit so i came back here this one's like i don't know i honestly have no idea which start would be the fastest here okay he goes through the bathroom but that's the route i took i was using a snail for forever to try and like bait him out of the room and stuff but at this point i was like the snipe good shot what does he do from here okay then he grabs the um it's a nice powerpoint presentation is it is it soup is it dropping inside frames for you wait the stream has i don't know what's going on but i i could i could watch it it was working fine for me oh really if you have a clip you can just drop a clip if you want we could all just pull it up and then talk about it and you're honestly uh anyway i saw the beginning so you you you go yeah i did the exact same thing like i just went out and i just took the exit link took but instead i actually took the time to hide the body because i was literally i was literally just trying to finish a single run on this god i got it i got it okay so what was your final time on that final time uh-huh i want to say like 120 or something let's see okay definitely way more than 120 i lied let's see let's see okay like literally like all of your times combined probably no i'm kidding 132. okay 132. so after first map that's lincus with 49 seconds hrack 50 seconds aspect decor 132. uh next map we'll do expect course this is a real tough one challenge dude let me see why you took four hour 40 to make it because it's a [ __ ] nightmare to say yeah we i wanna see your route before me and h okay because you're talking it was like 50 seconds how long i spent literally just trying to mark the targets on that it kept i shot him and it unmarked the target like i did this 20 [ __ ] times i've honestly never been so malt doing anything in my life um here did you guys want to show me your route on it because mine is literally so i want to see yours first of yours first okay oh this is have a clip of it any clippy clippers i could find it myself but you know i want to see yours bro i want to see what the the devious mind of a spectacular was it it's crazy map it's it's not nothing all right i don't know how this one got done in 50 seconds it blows my mind it boggles my mind well it's actually 47 all right that's insane sorry it's so hard for me to try and pull up the twitch streams while i'm streaming because my browser just chunks yeah i need someone in chat to help you but my chat is being useless right now i'm honestly operation ball to spectacor is [ __ ] we got him today we got him [Laughter] today um we're gonna figure out the kicks i want to do this again i think it's really really fun i actually like this i actually really like the idea i would love to i'd love to do it again sometime uh yeah that's a great idea it was also like oh yeah i can i can definitely think if we like if we had a little more time to think about what contracts we'd make like i know lincus is going to make something that's just going to make me i if i had slightly more time i would have not made the one i did i would not have that was so hard kind of the [ __ ] rule out the [ __ ] can't miss shot that's such a [ __ ] yeah that was the thing so annoying because i got so many second shot hits on the guy and it's like this should be a fine run but it you're molding at us get it yourself says my chat i literally i can't i can't find it hold on uh all right while he's finding it i'll link mine just to save time okay uh here is mine which again uh i somehow i don't know that's a crazy impossible challenge managed to get a 30 second actually i got a 15. i'm sorry i got 15. you got a 15 on this bad boy i got a 15 on this bad boy me and lincus are probably the exact same thing but you can watch wait i gotta see this hold on so here's the link to mine uh i'll turn my camera off oh no i'm bashed yeah my root my route was gonna be two people uh but i literally couldn't mark them like it was gonna be the guy in front of the jet like who stands in front of the jet at the very end because he's kind of hard to isolate and i had a total like i had a plan and i had a run that was like like would actually be somewhat difficult to replicate and i couldn't mark them properly oh my god dude watching that cliff is so funny back you spent an hour watch my clip watch my clip and imagine me waiting at hour 40 to be done that was like that was my [ __ ] time you linked it in discord yeah i looked at your discord okay one second remember this is attempt number five dude it's like an attempt number five [Laughter] [Laughter] i want to see for any different let's open up yours i think it says run it's exactly the same bro oh that's it oh that's it i'm done the reason why that's so dumb i can explain i can explain you would have had to go further where i was to kill them because there was a second guy but then i had to eliminate the second guy due to scope and time constraints yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah man all right here here's my i sent i'll send you mine so you can revel and bask in the glory of what real speedrunning looks like i'm i'm scared i'm so excited to see let's see the master at work let's see the map creator at work for this one yeah it's hey imagine the whole time you're watching this that you have to get a guy all the way at the back and this route kind of makes good sense you know what i'm saying okay all right he's distracting the guards pretty smart putting the pistol away with with blind walking all the way over here okay nails him wow [Laughter] i literally just wanted to get one done and come back to this and then i never took them back because they didn't have the [ __ ] secret holy [ __ ] what is this i thought you went inside the building and didn't realize that you chewed it in the building because if so i realized you could do it from the start wait there's not even a clip of you getting it is it good no it is oh my god this is way dude this isn't my fastest one this is 47. no this is the one on the leaderboard that's your 47. that's your fastest one oh wait yeah actually oh okay i lied okay yeah you know what it's fine it's an off day it's a tough day yeah everyone's got it it is what it is i think i took 48 minutes in the last one with a wine elizabeth target so [ __ ] happens uh okay uh now uh we've seen expected course map that was a tie from me and lincoln's 15-15 so he currently leads by one second and uh expect core a little behind uh with a 132 47. i'm about to shave off that point now now he's gonna make a lot of time back with a dnf on the third map uh we're going to my map new york this one i was really proud i think it's very i think it's like a puzzle i thought it was like a puzzle oh yeah i would have loved this run if i had like thought about a seeker um i don't know if i i don't think it got a very fast time i just thought i thought it was cool like you could be hard to figure out i got a really cool dm that i think summarized it all perfectly that said uh aspectors feels like a meme yours is a scale of test and aatrox is the puzzle map that's cool yeah uh anyway so on mine i'll just show you what i did uh i just want to have a link to mine for i think someone just linked me um there's mine here's my map for me so i will play this right now i'll link it to you guys actually sorry here it is um yeah i'm curious to see how you guys did it actually because i got like so this is over there to bertrand so i want to see how you did it basically when i made the map i thought my solution was basically the only one i thought i thought i had made a way that was all and so link is doing a different way is actually kind of cool i want to see it the top timer is the timer just yeah just uh just go just go i'm i'm i'm pause let me know when you're in cutscene i ended up seeing all right it's one second two seconds three seconds okay right there yeah you can see him come on so you know normal new york starts get past the guard and then i wanted to do a double toilet cause that's kind of my signature thing so toilet the first guy so he goes in the left toilet then go in there first and get the smuggled shrank such a different strat then i would go over here unlock the door and place a micro bomb right at the toilet now one unique thing i found about this map was that two people can occupy this toilet because this guy's an npc he's not really occupying the toilet oh he's just standing he's like he throws up in the toilet but like as an animation because he's nervous for a job interview he's not actually using it right so then as this guy comes out i just wait this is where the big time loss comes from i have to wait for this guy like right as he comes out but i snipe him then he goes and occupies the exact same toilet as the other guy and they're both throwing up at the same time i missed these two shots i just can't miss this then to make it extra complicated i want to do it in the bunny suit so i go over here because i know the bunny suit can't be seen anywhere so i thought it'd be extra hard so i just go in here um tranq tranq it's literally playing back in slow motion for me right now that's weird yeah what is going on trunk track switch to the bunny suit perfect okay now we wait for this guy to come here we just shut the man in the eye yeah jesus oh my god just check he's not there yet and then i just keep watching the map until uh until they get on top of each other at the toilet oh so you just waited across here yep then i detonate go back to my regular clothes and walk out because you can't walk out in the bunny suit you can you can get it all the way across yeah i know that's what i'm apparently hearing but i didn't think you could because i tried it once and i couldn't right ceo easy easy easy but of course damn that's pretty good yeah so that's the 154 i thought it'd be tough to figure out but apparently uh lincus came up with something so i want to see linkages i want to see lincoln's yeah um i have a timestamp for it with the screenshot just post the title i just posted it here because i can't talk whenever yeah okay i'm just gonna send it you can pause immediately when it loads for you and then we start at the same time and i can explain what i had to what i did all right this is lincus's run on my mount i'm excited to see this i feel like how long did i take you to get a rundown like how long do you spend like trying to figure it out uh about like no because you know one guy 20 minutes you figure it out and then like and the other guy if both bathrooms are occupied then he will not try and occupy a bathroom so i need to clear up one of the bathrooms by making one of the guys not sick anymore aka by taking him out interesting start okay so you start out and you shoot the camera the radius is very small like chad saying then he goes up here wow let's see oh what you can just walk around here in the bunny suit i didn't know that this area in like the center had to psyche that girl because that girl will heal yeah i got the small animation in the bathroom because you're gonna see what i did so i made this really scuffed way to make it so that no one could hear the explosions interesting this is so different than what i was going for you knock him out with the remote bomb wait what the hell cause she finds the body yeah but okay how do you kill this guy with an explosive oh okay he puts a proximity wow that's really clever and then you don't get seen on the way out how what you have been seen wait you just got seen didn't you unconscious witness nuts the guy he wow yeah you can get out of here you can just walk okay that was insane now at 120 linkages you got whoosh wow that's a kind crazy whoosh i time the explosion so that the guards turn around because otherwise you could not get out that's why i stood around waiting because everybody at least completed a run at the end damn thank god you just run by him that's actually a really really tight exit i totally discounted that as an option because of the guard at the front door and then the guards on the stairs um yeah you're like able to run across that front area i really want to see that that dude his head damn so i guess if we if we're just adding up all the time really yeah so what was that final time what was that final time uh 142. 142 and mine was a 150 154 54 or 183 maybe so and dnf which just counts as infinity or zero i don't think we should let chat vote you know you might chat with me i still lose if it counts as zero bro [Laughter] uh okay so lincus wins by 12 seconds across the three maps congratulations to our champion lincus we had a really crazy time on my mission i thought that's really impressive yeah that was actually a sick run that's a sick run i could have had all the seekers in the world that would have pumped that baby yeah i wouldn't have thought of that uh even when i re-ran mine i wouldn't have got it down to that so that's crazy yeah i finished one at the same time as you i think i had like a 150 for 155. that's why i went for that stupid reroute with the psycho and i'm going back and forth killing everyone in the bathroom there uh just so i could save some time in movements yeah it worked pain to get down i loved this idea though gotta say the thing you know i was happy i'm molding andy oh yeah yeah yeah i think it's a really fun idea i mean this is so fun and there's things we could do to like make it easier so we could have people ready to clip the stuff so we're ready to go to watch it and then also um just be more careful with our codes and hopefully [ __ ] oh yeah did you guys end up leaking the codes i never uh i there's nothing you could do yeah there's not much you can do um but i always thought it was dope i thought it was really dope i i i had a ton of fun yeah that was fun so thanks guys for doing it congrats link is on the victory uh that means you get to murder a spectacular anytime you want you have a free pass no judge on earth can convict you for that crime if you murder okay cool so i don't know figure it out when you want to do it but you are i'll be ready looking over my shoulder i guess keep an eye out keep an eye out uh thanks for playing and uh and we'll do it again sometime sounds good sounds good thank you for having me much love good night please good crew of fellas good crew of fellas uh i hope this video is not too sad i mean or mold he he definitely uh uh worse for the wear on that one but uh it worked i mean i'm so glad he was there though because his contract being what it was is the funniest is the funniest [ __ ] part i want to see if i can i'm going to run my own contract just one more time um just to see if i can beat that time from lincus um he is 100 the winner but that he just gave me some interesting things to think about so let's see the boys the boys is at 10 o'clock the boys is not for two hours but we are watching the boys at 10. atrial special um so if i go to camp top left and i go to the garage we could do it like this i wonder if i wonder if damn his his method is crazy his method is actually crazy i wonder his double bomb method is actually crazy that that's so interesting i'm surprised the body doesn't get found like it shocks me every time uh psycher lockpick it all seems fine right i don't even wait how did it even start i already got him in the camera but does it find because he's going to destroy it is there a crowbar or something what is it like how does he even destroy the he has a gun wait he has a gun he has a gun and a siker but where does he get the psyker i need to watch his run again let's see his run again you need amazon prime to be in the watch party this is not like i want to see let me see lincus run one more time and the other guy he wakes up both bathrooms are occupied then oh he grabs a crowbar over there no because even when one guy is sick he can still enter panic and the other guy if both bathrooms are smothered then he will not smuggle the gun in the garage okay so i need to clear up one of the bathrooms by making one of the guys not sick anymore aka by taking them out interesting i didn't realize like this this is all so connected the garage is so explosive radius is very small like chat saying it's crazy he never takes off the bunny suit the whole time shoots that man this is a really clever route i'm honestly really impressed i'm honestly really impressed that's a really clever route that's like uh i don't know i'm that's cool i think he did a really good job that is just fun for me to watch as a fan uh what does the bunny should do it's just it's like a it's the hardest suit on this level because it's like trespassing everywhere um um yeah gun lock pick remote try this i'm watching episode two of the boys so if i don't let's say i don't need to do any of that stuff let's say i do it just [ __ ] quick like this just slick with it quick with it okay i can get upstairs faster than him wait where where the [ __ ] am i wait where the [ __ ] am i where does he go wait what where does he go this way oh this way okay so then it's uh okay does that even work no i'm not doing his route dude place it place it stupid [ __ ] game okay no oh this guy walked in there hmm [Music] how interesting cycling the girl or guy doesn't matter it's just it's any target needs to go occupy the but i'm wondering if i just don't occupy it at all like if i could just get rng down to where so where this guy will just take the [ __ ] yeah i mean the toilet yeah okay okay this works wait wait ah she saw me [ __ ] i took my gun out yeah i don't think i need to psyche her what i i think if i i think if i do my explosion but with his start this is actually faster like if i merge the two i just want to see if i can do it i'm actually just just interested i think he's gonna go to this toilet i think he's actually just gonna go to this toilet and in that case i can i think he's just gonna go to this toilet bro and so i can just get out but how do i what if i just go out this way oh wait hold the [ __ ] phone wait is he gonna get on top of him he's not going to the right toilet [ __ ] he's not going to the right toilet is he he's not going the right toilet damn dude damn if you went to the right toilet if you went here that would be a [ __ ] fast one [ __ ] balls [ __ ] [ __ ] balls hmm hmm two explosives i mean you can but um can you block the other one uh yeah that's what i normally do but it's kind of iffy which one he's going to and i can try like ah [ __ ] ah it's tough do you have any camo detection dude i went uh i went round by round in bloons and i took notes on what every round is and i made myself a little notepad file so i can always be ready for every like this one's got eight pinks this one's got all 100 rounds by the way this guy's this guy's cringe right here this guy let's catch cringe [Music] i wasn't that specific i wasn't like 15 blues it was like anything that would be a threat the main ones are like every round that has any sort of camo any sort of lead any sort of ceramic any sort of moab any mega moab what if i zonk that guy any chance this works go to the left one no go to the other one go to the other one go to the [ __ ] other one go to the other one go to the other one go to the other one go to the other one go to the other one wait a minute can i try something else wait wait a [ __ ] minute dude what if what if what if what if it's a tranq what if it's a tr wait a minute just hold the [ __ ] phone hold the [ __ ] phone hold the [ __ ] phone hold the [ __ ] phone hold the [ __ ] phone hold the [ __ ] phone relax hold the phone relax hold the phone relax hold the phone hold the phone hold the phone they're not we're not still racing i'm just trying to see if i can innovate hold the phone hold the phone keep the phone held keep it held held high what how do i get out dude identify yourself how do i get out like you can kill both of them with explosives oh his body flies up maybe that makes him run away though wait a minute came from lincoln's stream live new game concept thanks yeah i think it's really fun i think it's like a really cool idea can i get a quick summary of the new concept it's called hitman horse each one of us me lincus and spectacore each created a custom level in an hour basically uh they're supposed to have a kill it was like hard to complete we tried to do a kill in a unique way and then the other person had to try and beat the time on that kill for everyone else's stuff that's basically what it's like horse aspect of course was not as hard as we might have hoped but uh wait i can go the other way wait i can go out the other way wait this is gonna work wait damn oh god wait this is gonna work wait dude i should get past this guy i don't think about this guy it's actually it's [ __ ] good wait if i just hold a briefcase or some kind of object i can make that guy go away wait wait wait wait wait wait what's the point of opening the door like that i don't have to bring any [ __ ] item but you know what i can do without i can do without that i can just do this and keep the crowbar this could work this could actually work you can't hold the phone you can't drop the phone yet no keep the phone held held tight wait this is actually such a sick route if this works please okay oh somebody's coming upstairs oh it's not gonna work [ __ ] no wait i have to get past him ah [ __ ] this is really close this is really close i could probably just body shot him i could probably just body shot him dude um i had a i had a um i had dude am i actually getting seen by any cameras though can i just avoid the cameras do i really need this silver baller what if i cut that all together and i could smuggle in another tranq or a blinding dart let's try that do i really need i can dodge this camera is there a camera there no okay there's a camera here but i can dodge it okay no camera is worth talking about for that so far oh there's this camera but okay i did make it get out this way okay wait is someone i don't have a gun i don't have a way to get him doesn't work i think they saw yeah this person saw doesn't work if they see [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i can't use the crowbar yeah yeah i can i just you know it's like a little bit out of the way it's a little bit out of the way um i wonder if i can yeah i mean dude someone saw dude this lady this lady way over there sees that's so annoying that's so annoying that's so annoying go ahead blow it uh it's part of the game it's part of the game so i'm kind of focused i just would be cool to [ __ ] get this um just sneak through here i don't i didn't get the crowbar so there's no way this works there's no way this works with a crowbar but you can't always get here i just is there a way to not to not be seen dude someone always sees someone sees from down here it's so [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] um what is a custom contract an airplane hitman it's just a it's a it's it's like this unique targets and unique requirements so in this contract i have to kill this guy and this guy using only explosives while wearing the bank robber disguise pillbog in 16 months hmm hmm who won the horse lincus lucas had a crazy run i don't know why they weren't seeing this the other times but i think it's just [ __ ] luck luck box oh you can't even get in here without them what if it's like you just get lucky that's all it is it is just getting lucky [ __ ] it is just getting lucky okay okay why didn't you put a bomb hmm oh she sees ah boys is at 10 p.m i'm gonna check my title actually people keep asking the [ __ ] question he doesn't come out snow boy and also you have to kill these guys to where their body isn't found oh if their bodies found you also lose so it's got to be like an isolated spots under the moon i think i'm just going to destroy the cameras yeah yeah yeah i got to destroy the cameras because it's just so much it's so annoying to but then i don't have damn then i don't have a shrink so i need to find a way to do it without a shrink hmm okay if i use a krueger meister there what if i use a loud explosive and that makes everybody hear and move that could work okay no no i don't think any balloons tonight maybe i mean i have a little bit of time i might do a little elden ring um for like an hour if i get this though i want to get a i want to get a good time on this mission the track in the vault area would not help unfortunately just because of the distance should i get lucky just gotta get lucky i need some help here wasn't even close to lucky someone has to that's so annoying that you have to just do that also on the right gun for opening the store that's not gonna work god damn it okay run it one more time now we're doing one more episode of the boy tomorrow sunday 10 p.m final episode grab this no there's only three episodes that i've released so far we watched one yesterday one today and one tomorrow what if i just toss that is [ __ ] yeah just [ __ ] come out here oh i didn't use the bomb huh she runs up there dude it's so ah this is this is tough this is tough tough tough hi ragor thanks man i appreciate that i wasn't working the time it's just like it's it's a little bit finicky you gotta hit the right spot above the door handle uh i'm not pause buffering uh yeah i'm sorry i'm possibly actually you can get out more shots per second and if you get it fast enough you can have a pistol open a door which you usually need an automatic weapon for but a pistol can shoot open a door if you pause and do frame perfect shots basically okay so what if i come on i just heard something i don't know i'm gonna go check it out just start moving bro god it's so slow ah someone saw oh sad huh oh no there's something here for sure but i'm i'm not finding it right now [Music] hey brazuki let me think i mean i could psyche him trying to do it without having to uh why having to get that woman is there a reason to bring the flood essentials because you can do with a regular pesto and the regular pistol shoots better for the camera and anything else any body shots you want to do there's no reason to use the full auto pistol if you can pause buffer you can't close the bathroom door once you've cracked it open there is a bomb in this briefcase what if i what if i what if i does he go somewhere private does he go somewhere private like if i just toss this huh does he go somewhere private is the main question doesn't even kill dude they didn't even kill i didn't hear all right let's just see if he goes more private let's just see if he goes somewhere private he does where is he where did the briefcase go who got the briefcase we didn't even pick it up where does he go when he gets the briefcase that's the main question we need some help here please go and get some help this is spiraling out of control you need to do something step back i'll go and check where does he go though where does he go this is the main question where does he go with this briefing is he go somewhere alone maybe he does wait wait maybe he does he goes here a minute wait a minute wait a minute hold up hold up wait a minute hold up wait a minute hold up explosives give me them give me a [ __ ] micro wait a minute hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up i just need him to get this [ __ ] quickly well that's loud well he's still not picking up the goddamn briefcase this guy's got problems oh my god what's happening but i can walk out this way and then when i want to i can press this button and that kills the other one and then i need to get past this guy ah there's something here i'm so close i'm so cl i have the tranq okay this is actually really close um okay okay okay this is actually really close this is actually really close i don't think propane tank works it can't be a propane kill it counts as an accident kill it has to be explosive kill it might i'm not sure i have to check hey wow hey uh okay okay where's the other guy he's walking okay wait hold up okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so i can blow up the first guy right now and the second guy just needs to get in this area so micro micro explosive is the one here and this guy just needs to get in the loss and found okay so one two one two three holy [ __ ] it worked holy [ __ ] it worked holy [ __ ] it worked holy [ __ ] it worked 142. is that even faster though what was lincus this time this was 142. it's a tie but i can beat that wait i can beat that here's 142. wait i can definitely beat that with this strategy like this is just faster i think you can put the phone down now yeah i don't think you really need to shoot the cameras but okay this explosive strategy does work but it's it's so slow i just wish you would [ __ ] go get it quicker wow huh excuse me sir she still goes in no it doesn't work does she see his body though i don't think so and then this guy walks down he just takes too long ah there's got to be a way dude there's got to be a way when is he like not found and you just walk here oh god dammit god damn it dude you don't need to be proud to watch the boys but you need to have amazon prime uh he saw me god damn it god damn it dude i just want to get better than 142. you don't have to censor anything no it's a watch party it's made by amazon we're streaming on amazon jeff bezos is approved he approves every single dick scene in the boys what if i just put it there or if that's faster excuse this guy coming dude he's so slow he's so ungodly slow wait can you breaching charge him to death right here and no one finds his body though wait a minute wait a minute can you breaching charge him to death and nobody finds his body what's the it's like the quietest explosive right it'll probably just kill him well it can kill risky charge can kill if they're right on top of it i i missed the [ __ ] okay oh i might need to break here in a second actually i might need a break here let's see ah well in the g4 let's do play i play limited i'm a big drafter jump on bdt battles for a break bdt battle sucks and i love bd bdt6 i tried battles i put like i don't know three four hours into it the whole thing is like so grindy pay to win and they really they they limited the number of monkeys you can have so you have to just there's like four combos that are op that everyone uses um what i want to do i wanted to do this like what if i put this here put the breaching charge into it and then he sees it wait i'm like right here and i blow him up and then right here i can even like drop a gun so that she doesn't find the body she freaks out like right here can i just blow him up right now it's micro explosive or breach charge like this he's dead he's dead wait he's dead and no one sees his body wait he's dead wait he's [ __ ] dead oh they found it did they find it yeah they found it [ __ ] they did find it who finds it though it's actually worth seeing because that's a 122 that's 20 seconds you leave the off who found him that's the real question this guy who who found this bot oh this guy coming down the stairs damn dude you know what wait if he dies right here if he dies right here and she doesn't hear that wait or if she if he dies right here like right in this spot interesting interesting spectrum is it coming out sorry oh my god it's so [ __ ] annoying wait this is this is interesting is i mean if you could save 20 seconds uh yeah we have to get the other speedrunning video up before i try to do any more uh challenges but i do want to do one more for a huge prize pool okay what if i put it like right here does he see it when he turns around he doesn't see it i don't think i don't think he sees it oh god okay i put a gun here too he did see that wait wait wait wait wait she sees it [ __ ] she hears it damn i don't i don't i don't dude there's like a [ __ ] gap here that i'm just not seeing [Music] you could throw over the stairs maybe maybe maybe i could just throw it right here but he just has to like but she goes to see it damn like how do i stop who i'm gonna find out who sees this i'm just gonna study this for a second i'm just gonna say this for a second my best time is a 142. he doesn't even see it bro he doesn't even [ __ ] see it wait a minute he stands right there what if i don't need the briefcase at all say what what if this is a big what if yeah i mean up dude i hate what it doesn't catch what if you just blow him up hide his body and then this guy's standing right next to a bomb right so i just i just [ __ ] detonate it on the way out wait wait six seven holy [ __ ] wait we did it wait we actually did it oh my god we [ __ ] out like [ __ ] 13 seconds wow [Music] oh my god so dude i could actually let me show i'm sorry let me run it one more time let me run it one more time with um a couple small optimizations i actually will using this i'll just use a covert smg let me run it one more time with literally teeny tiny optimizations oh that's annoying if you do a pistol drop instead of hiding what do you mean i could probably run through that too oh hiding the body yeah yeah dude oh my god oh no actually do i do i really honestly honest to god need to shoot those cameras i don't think so let me just see if i don't because if i don't you can get this time dummy low give me the micro remote explosive god damn it i got seen all right let's pretend i can see it's not getting seen hush oh we gotta do the cameras that's fine we gotta do the cameras but even doing the cameras oh my god didn't kill him hmm that could be a minute flat wait if that goes wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this is actually kind of crazy wait wait wait wait wait wait okay it needs to be either microcharge it's got to be in the right spot i'm just going to run even though i don't um hold up oh there's for some reason a ton of guards here wait why sorry what the hell man this one looks like an accident damn that's so annoying why is there two guards there ah one second did i did i something wrong they upgraded security okay let me cut the cutscene super fast maybe that's it oh it's annoying what was the target time i mean beating 142. well we already beat it i just i think i could do uh a crazy time see if we're to use psycher for what i was skipping cameras right i'm skipping cameras no i can't i can't skip cameras okay oh it needs to be breaching charge here that's that was the problem it needs to be quiet no it doesn't that's dead wrong [ __ ] okay okay so right here is my guy in the right spot he's in the right spot he's in the right spot so we just didn't kill him damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn the devil to hell damn the devil to hell hey that's it dude instant spot okay okay okay okay i'm gonna do this for on this for i don't know two more minutes that's that's annoying that's so annoying that's so annoying that's so annoying okay yeah uh i can shoot on the way out maybe maybe we can do that 4000 uh how do i get cameras again go down this way oh you can't even go back out oh man nah that's not gonna work i think i'm done uh i mean what was the best time we got it was pretty good we got a 127 which is pretty good um i think i'm just gonna go offline and come back online in an hour spend a little time with ari and we'll just come on for the boys in an hour uh thank you everybody for watching the hitman contract nah i'm gonna take a break because i need a i need to i need to just [ __ ] relax i've been focusing towards the screen i'm gonna get a snack i'm gonna come back online i'll be back in an hour for boys thanks for watching appreciate it see you in an hour for uh the boys if you're going to watch that if not um have a good weekend i'll see you i'm going to be on cutie cinderella stream tomorrow doing beyblade should be hype um shout out to everybody that did not backseat today thank you for being normal uh and everyone that did [ __ ] yourself uh all right peace deuces have a good one see you in an hour bye wanna watch yo vlog frogs do not need to avert their eyes because they can't see it i don't think you understand it doesn't put it in the vod uh lust for thrust thank you for the sub what is up what is up yo yo yo yo yo it is time to watch the boys season three episode two i'm excited i hope that you're excited how was your free hour it was great add chicken nuggies with ari and we're gonna get dessert after this ah that's true love i put a ring on it put a ring on it for a reason uh okay uh we'll jump in i'll give it again like five minutes i'm a little i'm tired i worked out like [ __ ] hella hard today and then i did nap and then i came up with that hitman idea and then i was setting it all up and then i [ __ ] grinded hitman for four hours and so i'm just i'm i'm tired i just want to watch i want to chill i want to watch the boys i want it to be good i hope it's good last step was good i mean there was that insane penis scene but it was cool homelander is very scary this season which i like got another big work week or things no it's still pretty busy it's actually it's getting more busy once the thing i'm working on happens then i'll be less busy but until then it's more and more but it's all good they pay me really well so i can't complain uh j4 go oh no i'm dying oh i need some more bsg feel quick quickly oh yes that's what i needed oh wow wow i feel stronger i feel powerful been fed them in the six months darkest hours they have the 11 months steel city they were the four uh daydream condition of the 15 john tags thing over the four months of prime i did hear about them releasing morbius in a thousand theaters to make eighty thousand dollars the morpheus release is actually an absolute flop so the sequel is pretty much dead in the water which is good you know you can't top perfection how did hitman go that was really really fun but it did go a little long we have to find a way to shorten it for next time i think it's just spectacular was just new to it we could have the time um are you drinking energy to me i don't drink energy at all i'm drinking a ginger peach lacroix and then i had a pinch of more bsg fuel which is that's not energy that's like life jam jean2474 thank you for the prime uh okay i am going to jump into the watch party here in like one i'm gonna give i'm gonna give it two minutes so at 07. we'll start uh is more bsg fuel just blood that's be tough to sell um put the timer on screens people can watch with you you can't do that it doesn't work it's not it's not i'm not playing it at all twitch is playing it i i don't have a file on my computer that i'm playing it just puts my video in a different tab it's not connected at all uh chad if you want to stick it away for me to register soon yeah it's like i'll just react to a scene and then skip to that scene that's that's got to do i there's no magic formula um put the one hour of silence excuse me vid on that's it wouldn't be funny if the exquisite hits write his homeland or to some crazy [ __ ] um but it would also be really annoying if i'm trying to hear a dialogue and then it pops in so how's this work on mobile i have no idea literally i have no idea cux next 15 months all right ready to jump into it listen i if you're here you're here i'm sort of ready to watch it and then i'm going to chill with ari so um cause i got to sleep tonight because i got beyblade to do tomorrow i was thinking um this did what did i save it um is this it no no babe man i found a great beyblade speech and i couldn't is this it [Music] at the bank with ari and then i'm gonna let it rip okay uh [ __ ] it we ball i'm jumping into it watch party the boys here it goes here it flows get ready get steady the only man in the sky starting literally right now you have your snackies oh i can't be in a squad stream ah tragic i really wanted to be in the squadron with lincus whilst i did this uh okay wow we can also watch episodes of dr house md anyone up for a full ninth season house binge after this all right it's starting it's starting goodbye all non-primers uh okay okay here we go i'm seeing the deep oh it says dude it cut me out okay three two one there we go not without my dolphin okay [Laughter] he's dreaming it is a new law even for him oh it would she's dead i knew it oh oh he's streaming okay i knew he'd say that true facts bad father come on butcher just watch it he made you a fun video maybe it's like a roblox video or something [Laughter] silly goose uh oh where's the blink kind of rude kind of rude of her it's one of the worst things she's done did she lose her powers when she so huey knows ooh oh [Laughter] come on get butcher involved he's the right man for this job stop trying to eat that disgusting burnt toast well you can't miss that it's a once a year extravaganza i got a feeling homelanders not gonna gonna handle this well c hahaha oh holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] he's not handling this coke everything well that makes me very uneasy that makes everyone uneasy laughs what you're such an [ __ ] dude well said mother effin dude you can't [ __ ] true true facts facts facts did he know soldier boy oh there's a past here oh true good point actually good point a life built on revenge is no life at all right his dad sued yeah yeah whoa yeah we've seen your little shrine one thing i can't believe they're saying soldier boy is as strong as homeland or they're almost as strong that's crazy it feels like no one else has even been in the same two tiers like if homelander is s tier everyone else is b at best more like c laughs [Laughter] that's the worst thing you've seen frenchie a donut hamburger ah oh oh they're still promoting him huh he's been dead for a while dyson david 15 months reagan that was the musical journey okay wait she performs wow wow [Laughter] this is great balloons music they're bought adults i think about that with quincy all the time he's seen so many horrors in war oh it wasn't that bad don't get fireballed oh [Laughter] dude that poor mascot holy dude everyone gets gored in this show it's no one ever gets like a bullet to the arm and they just die it's always like their viscera explodes over a mile block that was a person yeah i was a person in a homeland or mascot costume [Laughter] what if huey ends up oh [ __ ] you dumbass wow what if huey ends up taking one of those soup pills those 24 hour soup shots just to open jars all right what's home under got planned he is molding ah okay [Laughter] his face is very expressive [Laughter] you he's got the algorithm whoo he's sorry to snap though he is so ready to snap it's just crazy with how many people he's killed they don't seem to be concerned that he's gonna snap they just they seem to like think the black male has just got him but he doesn't got him right he can still kill everybody nobody seems to be talking about the fact that he can just kill everybody there well okay so i feel it's just the marketing guy right [Laughter] uh laughing laughs [Laughter] yeah all right who's gonna do it he's gonna do it anyway [Laughter] um oh why wouldn't parents want soup kids they just put them in pageants and stuff and trying to get them famous well [Laughter] oh omen kid good cover good cover hey good cover she buy it oh that's why the parents die okay [Laughter] very subtle [Laughter] you know that's not how usb works you don't just plug it in and then everything on the screen gets downloaded she's looking at the screen so you have to move it to a folder doesn't make any holy [ __ ] interesting so it's all back to edgar i read that book i wanted the dynamic here no i don't i don't they're not together right splattering them across the [ __ ] the same way i don't think he's the girl's grandfather he adopted i mean i guess yeah like adopted grandfather [Laughter] i'll get your cake honest going dude [Laughter] this could be a real person this could be a real person dressed exactly like this gunpowder get triggered wait vaughn is disney and the nra in this universe this is unscripted this is an unscripted filming of a random gun story ah [Laughter] interweb he says interweb and he uses skype i don't know if billy butcher is quite up to date on every i don't know if he's on the internet that much what duff what is his superpower that he just carries a lot of guns was that a superpower when he was a kid oh he got shot through a leg what was his plan to piss off a guy with guns and then go in the alone parking lot garage this suit power's the second amendment now it's america's superpower he's missing every shot so he can't be that good oh i guess his power could be perfect aim but he's missing so unless oh he's just nuts he's shroud he's irl shroud still seems kind of useless because all the soups are like oh yeah well i don't know like one guy with crazy aim is probably equivalent to like three guys with guns that can just spray so he's not he's not that efficient laughs what it's his birthday that's he's like the most narcissistic character imaginable he's snapping oh oh he's snapping he's snapping is he drunk hahaha [Laughter] laughs oh holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the title you see the title oh no okay well that that was on camera he's [ __ ] right which means he's gonna snap which means the world is [ __ ] he wasn't on camera maybe but they knew he was there they saw him fly in right why didn't he save her what the hell what the hell not that bad oh all right he's tense everyone's on edge me win no v bucks yeah is that you and no v bucks you have a problem that you should probably work on come on huey handle yourself oh you're acting so weird huey ah ah don't pump his head nice safe yikes it was a save but still she's still quite interested what's going on huey okay okay brother what is going on yeah he did he felt good in episode one uh if you can stop vicky you're still in a good spot you big whiner just don't get your head popped well brovad does big business in this universe he does everything what yeah yup yeah father oh that's why he built the whole seven tower i mean he killed your family right or your mom what what that's not good advice she's trying to get him killed that's not the good advice that's not the same advice you sent somebody to go work for the butcher there's like odds on they die that's aunt they're gonna die is she a writer for the show maybe she just wants a more exciting show wait there's just so like this kid wait that's not what she would say last season at all she's a content addict oh man you're true american french you get it i mean you didn't do it although if you had kind of kept those arms pinned uh he got out i guess oh what's the video watch the video very sweet very talented as well it could have used a little bit more chris pratt but outside of that perfect lego movie they're actually not good yeah it's awkward because it's actually not good at all homelanders about to snap and kill everybody uh the oh okay he told her uh oh oh butcher unleashed give him an oy bruh for the fans psychotic he took the pill he took the [ __ ] pill oh no oh [ __ ] kind of don't know your own strength though what if you kill him watch out you need information that would kill a human i know gunpowder's not a human but his power is like accuracy right it's not what oh god it's all connected mallory knows what happened to [ __ ] soldier boy that's a brutal way to [ __ ] kill someone god damn butcher have some class oh yeah he got the homelander yeah that's [ __ ] up damn what if he's homeland or capable [Laughter] he's like in his 30s do you want it terrible [Laughter] he can't he can't sing that song at that age [Music] oh i knew you'd do it i knew he'd do it a little rude a little rude yes the lighthouse awkward oh okay he's snapping he's snapping he's snapping he's snapping he's snapping this is bad this is bad this is hard to backtrack this is bad oh he's gonna get the oh this [ __ ] guy's gonna be all about he's going for a whole different demo he's not going broad he's going hard right yikes intense episode intense episode no no no we're doing one more tomorrow we're doing one more tomorrow at 10 p.m the third and final of the start of the season i'm stoked for it but i am gonna go uh i'm gonna go have a dessert with ari and get ready for my beyblade uh adventure tomorrow uh chad thanks for watching that was fun as [ __ ] this is a this is a good season so far intense i'm stressed every episode um oh i turned off the music i don't know i don't know it's going uh okay so i'll be back tomorrow uh i'm gonna stream tomorrow night after uh everything and then i'll go into uh why is it 10. thanks for watching appreciate it uh have a good weekend if i don't see you and again uh monday we're back with uh with marketing monday sevens peace much love have a good one i think cutie stream is at noon on cutie cinderella i'm gonna be beyblading out of my [ __ ] mind thanks for watching peace adios watch whatever you want see you tomorrow bye |
intro songs though thank you to uh thank you to sailor twift who made that it's it was Taylor come on we can all know that it was Taylor Swift he made that song it just it just tracks the quality was too high um I'm gonna start my morning with that serious question will you go to Turkey if it actually gets bad yeah sure yeah oh you know what if if I truly lose my hair which I don't when I haven't and it's growing back at an amazing pace I will Elon Musk it only because Elon shouldn't be the one that gets right with it uh uh did you watch the new Killers the phenomen I did not I don't watch any trailer off stream all right I might as well watch it on stream I'm gonna watch it did you watch T1 yes spoiler alert spoiler alert League of Legends games this morning you shouldn't watch League of Legends you shouldn't play League of Legends but if you do if you're addicted like me spoiler alert T1 lost game five largely due to Faker oh ow pow right in the [ __ ] kisser dude oh God why did he keep picking Nautilus mid makes you want to cringe my ears off um you think mukbang content creators save their meals for camera yeah I guess they don't eat three square off camera and then have an extra one they save one that what a stupid question yeah of course they do laughs uh yeah if you guys don't know Faker just kept picking Nautilus mid and it kept losing and then they got to game five and he's like this is my last chance what am I gonna pick and he picked Nautilus mid again and then when it was down to the wire and they were winning he's like [ __ ] it we ball and then started a 45 and lost it was it was awful um did you beat us at first time yeah I beat it a few weeks ago he needs to beat my time now so we can have a back and forth um I have not seen the how to blow up a pipeline trailer is it about uh uh Nordstrom too because I want to make a movie about that dude I want to make a movie about Joe Biden smirk when he talks about blowing up nordstream two uh uh Faker thought he picked mid but he actually became mid don't be mean to Faker bro what is your problem what is your prize Faker we're talking about it's the goat um what do you time do you plan to start here's the kingdom I don't know I think I'll be late to it I'll just be way late to it I like like a like a few weeks or something I don't know I just want to jump in tears the kingdom uh and just play it to do my entire goal is to do shrines in weird ways that's my goal um is Faker washed bro he's in the no he's in the best team in Korea they've won a ton lately and they pushed jdg to game five picker's not washed but he's not the best player in the world I'll tell you that um breath of wild of course I probably came out played it on flights I think I beat the entirety of breath of wild on flights because at the time when I worked for twitch my job I had to travel every weekend to a different gaming or Esports event so I would I was just always flying which sounds cooler than it is actually it was pretty it was pretty uh miserable after like a year and a half of that weird brag it wasn't it wasn't that cool it was a it's it's you go to a hotel room uh uh well you work all week right and then it's like supposed to be fun on the weekend but really on the weekend what you're doing is working more because you have to go do marketing social media for a gaming event then you have to fly back and then you start work on Monday and your house your apartment is filthy you never have time to do any laundry uh uh you're not getting first class fights or anything you know it's just [ __ ] fine um uh you're not paying the extra for it um yeah it was I think when I was like [ __ ] 22 was fun but within a few years I was like this kind of sucks um and yeah like sometimes like I remember we had to go to uh event in Detroit so you fly into Detroit you stay in a hotel uh you're at a gaming event all day you not having fun you're not doing anything uh you're not you know you're not like [ __ ] I don't know you're usually sitting in a booth uh been traveling for work for almost two years now it's crazy yeah I don't know how you feel about it but it it uh can get exhausting every city in the US is identical not so much sightseeing yeah I wasn't you're not doing sightseeing that's what I'm saying every town is basically the same it's a convention center and a hotel and gaming events like you say something the difference between Pac South and PAX East it's not that much I'll be honest with you they're not there's not some fascinating difference it's just [ __ ] it's the same kind of packs and then maybe you eat a [ __ ] uh uh you eat a barbecue instead of [ __ ] something else the weather is not the same you're correct favorite City you visited for work um soul for fun and for work Soul's awesome I think Soul's one of the coolest cities on Earth hey big I was wondering what your opinion is on how the high pixel Skyblock inflation will affect LeBron's Legacy um it definitely will but in which direction it's too early to say do you know what I'm saying it's like yes it's gonna it's gonna have a big impact we can all see that but I don't know that it will affect it um positively or negatively it really depends on how the Lakers do this season uh big a I was wondering what my sub message was it is a resounding and heartfelt thank you thanks pay we played coffee cow um still one of the weirdest songs ever created on God's green earth a tale of a magician who turns me into a literal cow with four stomachs filled with coffee that was part of the intro though um big guy I just started Hollow knight any advice for a beginner watch out for those acid pools brother from one beginner to another watch out for those [ __ ] [ __ ] those things are those will dice you up they'll cut you up making one almost quit uh if you haven't played to the uh what are they the three sisters what are they called the Mantis sisters mantis sisters mantis Lords play to that part before you decide whether or not you want to quit that's when I knew it was a great game made this words yeah once I played that part I was hooked and I almost quit before that um should I invest in a small startup called Apple it's pretty new uh it's funny you say that because your statement is dumb but someone in chat earlier was saying they put a thousand bucks into Monster based on what we said yesterday and what we said yesterday was that monster is the best performing stock of the last like 30 years which means it's already it doesn't mean it's gonna do it again you know what I'm saying me telling you that monster has gone from eight cents to yeah Monster Energy drink it's an amazing performing stock it's up like a hundred thousand percent and if you'd gotten into the IPO it'd be amazing but it doesn't mean it's gonna do it twice you know what I'm saying past performance is not indicative of future success uh but what if it does that's the other thing is I I'm seriously considering selling my last tranche of uh Nvidia shares because they're there's up too much this [ __ ] I don't know is like an insane amount of a frothy hype right now uh uh um hey glissmeister it's good to see you but I gotta go back to watch XG losing copious amount of scrap gambling in Russ 07 Soldier uh don't tell me big a hired Sarah back only to never know their marketing Monday it hasn't been Monday since I've heard a wreck uh we're gonna look pretty dumb in 20 years when we live in Monster town and drive monster powered cars yeah I guess if the bull case for the stock is that Monster energy develops a way to turn the drink into actual energy like fuel in cars sustainable energy then yeah that I guess that would be pretty cool I mean I guess you got me there but I I think that's unlikely uh big a even you could hit Masters this season in Apex the rank system is so broken as generous and unkind as that is for you to say to me it's not true I guarantee I don't hit Masters at Apex this season that's not I I think that is unlikely uh a gallon of monster costs more than gas so it wouldn't matter turn monster into Fuel and it didn't matter because it's just more expensive it's like ah cool I guess we're not going to switch anything but that's that's kind of hype uh uh did you watch 200g I watched the thing I actually watched it live I just caught the middle to the end so when I tuned in it was the middle of game three I just woke up like uh I don't know 6 37. um big Glizzy boy if you stream Apex all sub what if I don't stream epex what do you do then what about that what if I don't do that what if I don't stream Apex at all uh uh two he gives ten uh uh wait is there a stream delay there's not a stream delay is there bro's asking me [ __ ] up you ever considered shutting the [ __ ] up once in your life have you ever crossed your mind it feels like you've never thought about I'm not even saying you should I'm just saying you have a deck of cards of options and you always pick the [ __ ] Joker pick the other ones try different one put [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up in there and just deal out different decks uh 4.5 second delay are you just making that up are you just bullshitting how can you tell set stream delay twitch uh click the hamburger icon okay what the [ __ ] are they talking about uh click the hamburger icon click the hamburger icon preferences menu uh what are we talking about here stream leak My Stream key ideally so that you guys can stream for me that'd be great um have a stream to add I just don't think I do I feel like you guys are [ __ ] capping but but uh someone said it on last stream serious I'm getting confused getting a little bit uh delayed it's like four seconds but isn't every stream delayed by a slight amount uh uh oh wait I have non-mod chat delay oh my God I do oh my God there is a delay what the [ __ ] it was only two seconds but it's on wow does that change it is it is it is it over now is it back test test test test test test test ho hello man this stream has just been upgraded in the past [ __ ] month dude we fixed the camera we fixed the [ __ ] lights we fixed the [ __ ] stream delay we fixed the [ __ ] sound all of it took one second of my time fix the hair okay no need for that some may say it's fixed because it's a nice summer style it's a nice summer style dude it is a nice summer style it's clean it's a clean good summer style Sun's beating down you don't want a lot of hair you want a nice clean Buzz uh not even summer it's summer bro it's [ __ ] summer get on it behold is a style now oh first of all it is unironically bald is a style uh I like the look Haters Gonna Hate spiteful Batman your check's in the mail thank you very much uh so after it grows back you're gonna shave it again next year maybe don't [ __ ] hold me to it maybe I will I happen to like it maybe next year well after I've proven that it grows back I will shave it again maybe I'll do another bet if you're proud of it why wear a hat you know I wore a hat iconically I've worn this hat almost every [ __ ] stream regardless of hair or not I've had this hat on probably two-thirds of all streams it's in the [ __ ] email the bench I was spinning uh copium hats he's known for his flannel the flannel face I usually get it I usually get it um like I even get [ __ ] Glizzy hands as a meme because I say I don't know if Glizzy has never laughed and they make it I get it I understand where they come from the flannel one is so odd because I didn't really wear more flannel more or less than I have for two years it kind of came out of nowhere that's what's weird to me that's why I think flannel like um uh uh is shaving every year gonna be your litmus test for when to make the bald permanent I'll be honest with you I'm never making the bald permanent I've that's I don't want to do that so if it comes down to that then I will Elon Musk it and I will get [ __ ] I will fly to [ __ ] turkey or I'll fly to South Korea or I'll fly you know what I'm saying and there's no bald how often do you think the average person wears flannel in a month I don't know this is a Google interview question first you better circumference of the [ __ ] uh manhole cover and then you you know what I'm saying what the [ __ ] are you talking about I don't know I don't know how much they [ __ ] wear in a month but I do know that it's not really important it's not like a [ __ ] litmus test hmm you need cornrows dog is that what you think I need Phantom show of hands I'm not raising my hand for this who do you think who here thinks I should pivot to wearing cornrows no hat No Shave just just like thick cornrows all right well it looks like there's a lot of people on board so because you guys all think it's cool hairstyle I want you all to post pictures of you guys doing it first and we could be sort of a cornrows Army that sounds good uh well I'm actually bald oh actually I'm bald [Laughter] it would be very funny to imagine every single shatter is actually bald and has been roasting me for being bald uh what's the play today the plan is to shut the [ __ ] up with that question holy [ __ ] that's been annoying for two years we're in the middle of bantering you know I gotta come and say what's the plan for today and by the way if I tell you the plan you know what's gonna happen in 38 seconds someone's gonna come in and say what's the plan for today what's the flavor today what's the plan for today the plan is going to be nebulous free-flowing all right Stan's is always nice about that question not off stream [Laughter] I'll tell you something like that stairs is not as nice about some of the things Chad says off stream I will tell you that I keep it real keep it a buck uh sure can you quiet down I'm trying to do my homework all right I will try to keep it down good luck with your homework Linus Tech tips just retired wait really minus Tech tips what he actually is or is it a joke new video I'm stepping down most successful companies eventually outgrow the leadership of their Founders and it looks like my time is now effective July 1st 2023 after 10 wilds and fairy eventful years I will be stepping down as CEO of Linus Media Group Creator warehouse and float plane media I'm sure you have a lot of questions and I'm gonna try to answer them all here like why now what's going to happen to the channels in the lab and if not you who's going to be around to tell us about our sponsor the ridge Father's Day is coming up luckily oh God I was never really cut out to be a CEO I remember putting it on my business cards and wait is he stepping down from CEO but still gonna do the he's got a new role what's not okay see this part this is the part where it's like it doesn't matter to the average person well yeah okay he's not going to be in the same kind of meetings because he doesn't want to do the boring [ __ ] he wants to be on camera dude you have ADHD dude it's just a waste of time what do you what do you think there's some new information we're going to find out uh if he's gonna be in the videos then what is the difference to the average person you're exactly right though yeah I got it from the [ __ ] titles uh uh dude says out of pocket [ __ ] daily who me or Linus uh I will say had he actually been stepping down there are some people on the uh media relations team at Nvidia that would have breed The Sire relief because I could tell the stress that his video titles Nvidia did what this new GPU is the worst thing ever you know like all that stuff he puts in the titles or yeah those all cause a lot of pain um someone offered him a hundred million USD for the company yeah what's crazy is it's Linus Tech tips I think without him it there's no Beating Heart of the operation if he took 100 Mil and just dipped I feel like the whole thing falls apart he's got a good team don't get me wrong but it's just Tech tips that seems a little boring you know booty Bandit thank you for the five months big eighth thoughts on thoughts on elon's Ethan meme tweet or not a sidemen fan I'm not really a sidemen fan no I don't know what elon's Ethan meme tweet is do you want to like me uh Chris lapion I think of the three uh I mean the the only thing I've seen on Twitter recently from Elon is like somebody will post some absolutely flagrantly racist [ __ ] and Elon will reply interesting you know he'll go like [ __ ] looking into this and it's like okay that's that's fire uh yeah concerning do you really gets dirty yeah that's all I've seen from them recently but it's only because I what I get [ __ ] recommended I've actually looked closely you know it's lost luster now he's stepping down his CEO I really to me the idea of a dude who's the richest man on Earth vastly overspending for a dumb website and then imploding it was like a fun I was interested from a business POV but now that he's stepping down it's less interesting um uh uh thoughts on me getting Taco Bell or we have food at home no good talk about King go off um uh did you see no I didn't see this uh Hey Jetty life thank you for the one month brand new welcome to the [ __ ] crew uh where's where's my [ __ ] uh dope dope dope dope song that's it yeah uh Wingstop Komodo hype Wingstop is goated I'll admit that see about anything for the uh 1.5 years 18 months Jimbo slice it for 14 months Chris oh wait uh HJ big muscles look at the three months title neat thing with the four uh Wingstop guitar I'm a lemon pepper fiend I'm a lemon pepper fiend at Wingstop I am I don't know I don't even like like I don't like Buffalo Wild Wings Wingstop definitely hits different uh uh Wingstop is so ass first of all ouch second of all do you like wings at all I feel like if you like wings Wingstop does a good job I don't think there's anyone else uh they're not under the bar how do you not like B-Dubs it doesn't taste that good and they don't have a great lemon pepper in Canada it's not good yeah but it's it's because it's Canada you can't blame Wingstop for just being in Canada things aren't going to be as good there uh uh is Buffalo Food actually made out of Buffalo or is it it is you know it is good question Buffalo Wild Wings are literally the wings of wild buffalo they have a they have a ranch they're the only people still uh farming them farming them raising them uh I got a scholarship from WingStop and still don't like them b b dubs on top that feels disrespectful okay they put you through college also why did Wingstop give you a scholarship for what purpose what did you do what were you what the [ __ ] did you do in high school oh you worked there that could be kind of that's crazy well if you work there I there is a there is a generalized theory that if you work at a fast food place you end up hating their food that is hold fairly true from people that I know um first of all you see the process second of all you have it too often um can confirm not true for me and Jimmy John's Jimmy John's is just sandwich meats though right like there's not I don't know the difference between Jimmy John's the grocery store is that one will do it for you uh uh please visit my restaurant Lobster time you haven't told me anything about it or where it is I I can't wait to be there um I work and I'm a I work in a pub and I'm an alcoholic so I don't think it crosses over I'm sorry I'm sorry to hear that I do feel like that's a different situation do you know what I'm saying I feel like that's that's almost natural it's an analogous job the access to alcohol makes it easier for you to be an alcoholic uh uh just like I'm not gonna I mean you don't even know these people but I was in that news there was people who had um let's say borderline drinking problems that became worse when they worked at twitch because of the Endless access to free booze at all times and I think people abused the open bar in the office to drink Mad Men style almost every day you know take the edge off during the lunch break take the edge off after work yeah they had free booze at work yeah yeah they did eventually they had to lock it up but um yes they had an open bar in the office that is correct on tap beer and uh for a while mixed drinks but they got rid of that um open bar the office is a weird concept yes it is and it had predictably bad results uh uh but I'm just talking about before that before like you know that one intern went off the rails uh people would just drink a lot just early twitch days things yeah this is early twitch this is this is still post Amazon though Amazon was really hands off for a while uh wasn't it closed down a twitch yeah yeah just during work yes people yes yeah I'm being crazy yes people were drinking during work openly regularly during lunch uh at an open bar uh uh 10 a.m I don't know if I ever saw a 10 a.m or 10 A.M I'm sure it happened someone had a beer you know I'm not gonna say I saw ever saw at 10am ever uh [Laughter] uh that's beer o'clock but was there beer pong no there was no beer pong I wonder if I could get a picture wait uh uh uh maybe there's a picture bro of what it looks like I mean it looked kind of like this this is if it changed a little since oh you could kind of see it here damn they actually made it [ __ ] bigger holy moly uh uh wait I'll just I'll just pull it up here and you can see what I'm seeing um this is the original office with this [ __ ] mural uh uh oh kind of like maybe like this nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope where oh bro this is this is like this is giving me a flashback memory oh you can't see it wait this is oh Jesus Christ why is it I don't want to download it I just want to look at it open image and dude I don't wanna I don't want to download it this is a virus oh my God here there we go this is where you could go around and I I swiped all the pillows and jackets to make a bed [Laughter] like this extends out for a really long time behind this photo and I joined it that's when I stayed at the office for like four days sleeping over a weekend when I got locked out of my apartment uh I'm trying to find the bar dude they're not keeping it on [ __ ] camera keep that a secret oh yeah and all the meeting rooms were supposed to be themed after games like but can you guess like what what game do you think this is because I don't think they I think everyone that decorated the rooms didn't know ah [ __ ] someone got it someone got it it is BioShock damn how did oh you cause you saw the big daddy that's it only because you saw the [ __ ] big daddy that's it it's not you we're not a guy it's not obvious bro this is not BioShock the pipe all right that could be valve that could be steam uh all right well then we made a better job than I thought you guys good number people got it because I think what they did is they just went on like Etsy or whatever and Googled the Game's name and bought whatever random crap uh I can't find the bar dude where's the bar oh yeah here it is I mean this is basically it this is like what it is now like this area there's a right like there's melee here and then behind this would be a bar so you could like chill and play bad it was pretty sick um thoughts on OverWatch 2 update what do you mean it's not an update it's a [ __ ] lack of an update it's an update that they have nothing and they never had anything and they lied it's it's uh [ __ ] uh dereliction of Duty it's in a it's an abandonment of their principles it's a [ __ ] tossing fans to the Wolves it's crazy and also it's just stupid because um OverWatch 2 legitimately had a real chance to Pivot to PVE and be way bigger than it ever was before because the real appeal of OverWatch was the characters and the lore and the story uh and that's what people liked about it and most people that were fans OverWatch actually didn't give a [ __ ] about the Esports they didn't give a [ __ ] about the multiplayer or they played it casually it just was never a hardcore esport and uh and they [ __ ] they chose to double down on making OverWatch 2 more multiplayer and [ __ ] like it it's crazy if they had just spent the time entirely on PVE even if it wasn't that great I think they would have found a a running start and they could have devoted more resources to it it's just dumb it just feels really dumb like completely understanding what could they have done better with OverWatch League not do it unironically the thing they could have done better with OverWatch league is not do it at all from the beginning say no cut it off save all the money save everyone's time OverWatch as a game would be bigger or watch League never existed OverWatch League literally um split the community in a weird way it turned the game into a weirdly competitive game where that wasn't built for OverWatch League just did damage all the way down it also burnt Esports investors for Millions uh which hurt the industry it was bad dude and it gave DJ Khalid money to do a [ __ ] two-step Shuffle it's crazy all the way down unforgivable it created xqc I guess that is the only lasting Legacy of the OverWatch League the only lasting Legacy is that it gave a platform to xqc to get its start who ended up being by far bigger than the entire league ever was is that a positive ah you know if you're a fan uh uh something extra what did XTC say recently he said something um it's weird I got I got it recommended or like popped up on Twitter it was either someone quoting him or something or what but it stuck with me and usually you can't understand him when he's speaking but when he's typing it stood out to me and uh it was like it was about how you guys remember when um uh Herman Miller CEO did that stupid speech about how we have to knuckle up and and tighten our belts and uh we're gonna have to you know it's just [ __ ] terrible and everyone roasted her rightfully but he was like yeah like you know corporations are doing this [ __ ] all the time and if they don't have a a public face who could get caught with it people get too bored like they can't and I was like that is [ __ ] true yeah she said pity City like if she just if she just said everything she said but in a really boring way if she hadn't said it like as pity City like in a dunkable way everyone would have there would have been no uh uh uh backlash and I thought that was a you know that's a very true point it's a weird way the the internet works um you see Elon say work from home is immoral bro that dude I feel like it's almost like a it's a bait dude it's like he just said [ __ ] to say [ __ ] he's the dude is literally traveling 24 7. uh CEO of multiple companies he's at [ __ ] Coachella hey it's just dumb to tell your employees that were from was immoral he's a work from a yacht type of guy um is generally cheaper for companies yeah I mean the only downside to work from home which is legitimate is that it's tough on new people like if you're new to a company starting out work from home it's very difficult to get acclimated you don't learn as well you don't get feedback as well you don't make relationships as well like that that is true that's a that's a downside and if like if I was a CEO of a company that's something you have to think about obviously you have to balance it so I think hybrid work is going to make more sense but like outside of that it's better in almost every way remote work just gives people more control of their lives it reduces commutes which is the number one predictor of job unhappiness like you it has been statistically proven that you could have a job that you think is a 100 out of 100 and if you have a one hour commute both ways you won't think the job is worth quitting you will hate it you will hate the job as if it's like a [ __ ] terrible job nothing detracts the point score of your job more than a long commute uh it just burns you out it just burns the [ __ ] it just it just kills you more than anything else and so you know given how expensive real estate is and how expensive housing is how expensive offices are uh you know people don't want to live next to where they work because it's [ __ ] expensive they want to live where they can afford it and so remote work unlocks that and reduces the ability to have to [ __ ] commute all the time it's generally awesome if people have kids they can have more time with their kids they can balance their life better plus a lot of the job in an office like let's say you have an eight hour work day maybe three four that is real work like real focused work but our brains aren't so good you know what I'm saying we're not sitting there dialed in eight hours a day so being able to take little breaks go to the kitchen even take a [ __ ] 20 minute nap get back to work it's just better it's just [ __ ] it's just better for for knowledge work jobs but you know it has to be balanced uh and CEOs don't like that understandably because they're they like the [ __ ] power um it was nice to relax and think about whatever on the way to and from I did like when I commuted to Nvidia I liked listening to podcasts I got massively increased podcast consumption during my commute that I've never been able to recapture but I don't think that's like worth it overall um I like yeah 15 20 minute I think that's about good I think if you're under if you're 20 minutes or less that's kind of a reasonable commute you can kind of get yourself but I I think once you hit a 30 minutes every minute past 30 is like exponentially more frustrating it's also like and this is this is subjective but um I think a 30-minute commute that's a straight shot no traffic feels okay a 30 minute commute that's heavy traffic even if it's only like five miles or 10 miles feels so much worse so something about traffic adds uh like a a real gnarled Tangled ball of anger um even if it's the same even if it's the exact same amount of time um I had an hour commute and paid 800 more in rent to cut it to seven wait you had an hour commute and you paid 800 more in rent to cut into seven minutes and it was worth of course dude that's every day your quality of life went up drastically you save yourself two hours a day you know add that up that that's that's totally I mean if you can afford it that makes a lot of yeah good good on you um there's a lot of evidence that supports four to six hour work days and then being just as efficient is eight hour days turns out people get bored they don't work regardless of where they are yeah 100 100 yeah I think if you have a day of work where you have let's say three to four hours of deep work a good work like you're you're dialed in you're in the Flow State that's an amazing day that's you feel very accomplished trying to push it beyond that especially consistently is stupid yeah it it actually is like net negative um eight hours encourages stalling yeah it does 100 I I listen I think we're preaching the choir 100 agree uh pineapple fear 16 months and I think the people that uh I mean the main loser of the rise in work from home and remote work and hybrid work is owners of commercial real estate which just happened to be some of the biggest [ __ ] uh wealth management hedge funds in the world you know so they're a big part of this pressure at all costs to get rid of uh work from home because people that own these Office Buildings in downtown New York SF all these big cities are like they are losing hundreds of millions of dollars and so they're desperate to just unwind and get back things but I don't think that you need to be back in the bottle hey big I just made the jump from YouTube and download Twitches to watch you well thank you Garrett we are working on YouTube we'll get it back uh fairly soon uh I actually wrote some of this stuff I want to say in the update uh recently and it's basically ready I need to just kind of record it um so but appreciate you coming by but again it's different so don't you know don't Heckle me if it's not [ __ ] edited um the only places where more hours is better for the company are manufacturers we're more and more man hours directly into more products yeah I mean I think a lot of the system comes from the days when most people worked in manufacturing on the assembly line you know I think that's where like the [ __ ] hours in equals productivity et cetera that's [ __ ] but it's dated doesn't make any sense in in a knowledge work environment what was the book you recorded yesterday it was plunder private equities plan to pillage America by Brendan Ballou uh good book so far well it makes me very angry at some points but it's like a righteous anger and also I like um I just feel like so much of what goes on in the world is shielded behind what he calls like this this wall of boring like this layer of boring they do to try to keep you from looking too closely at it so books like this that kind of Pierce that and actually make it interesting are my favorite kind of books are we chilling and talking to there's our plan oh there's a plan [ __ ] all right and I don't like I don't like the total before you said that be honest with me when you typed that you had a bit of a tone I want to be honest you weren't asking genuinely you were asking like so is that you had a [ __ ] Edge to it and I don't like that okay don't [ __ ] don't take a tone dude ask [ __ ] genuinely it was sassy that's what it was it was sassy um uh yeah here's what I was thinking is what I wanted to do well there's a couple I want to try that Humanity game number Uno but I thought that I might try to go back and reignite the RTS genre I sort of saved it once by playing age of bars 4 on stream single-handedly saving RTS so what I thought I might do is boot up Starcraft 2 and play the campaign on Brutal difficulty to see if I can beat it all in one sitting I haven't played Starcraft 2 in years but I thought that would be pretty fun because then people that'll never play an RTS get to see that the story is pretty fun it's pretty cool it's a cool story you can see the story I'm playing it on Brutal so it's gonna be [ __ ] hard god-like waves of enemies and I think I could [ __ ] crush it because I was pretty good um so that sounds fun to me that's what I thought I would do you do that today maybe I'll do it right now but give me a second uh uh month-long subathon it won't be that long uh hey hrock I recently came to the conclusion that I have ADHD and have since significantly felt better about myself uh uh wait what sorry after finally understanding my password there first of all I I will say that you should not come to the conclusion you may you probably likely have ADHD right yeah based on what you said but you got to get tested bro you can't because I feel like and I've talked about this before people kind of just watch tick tocks that are like does anyone else with ADHD have trouble focusing on their homework and it's like nobody likes homework bro it's you know I think a lot of people uh but yeah assume that their problems are based on self-diagnosed ADHD and I want you to make sure you have the medical version of it um but you know what if you're happy or you're happier bro I don't know you're [ __ ] dad dude you want I don't I don't I truly I'm not that pressed about it either way I just want you to know that it's it's something that overall bothers me uh wait what did you say I wait I tried to get diagnosed for autism and the doctor told me he doesn't like to diagnose people because then they start acting more autistic your doctor told you that that feels [ __ ] that does not feel professional bro [Laughter] it's unironically true that is exactly what I would do wait really the good doctor bro I wonder if the popularity of the good doctor has caused more people to self-diagnose themselves with autism with no facts I'm going to say yes it has uh uh hey big a thoughts on capitalism don't try to [ __ ] bait me Nacey you've been here in the Stream for the past few days don't try to bait me don't try to start it you're being a [ __ ] dude uh uh the good doctors popular move in China bro speaking of China I want to shout out somebody I want to shout out first of all Xi Jinping through God all things are possible bless up G obviously the goat the vote no no not the woe the goat I want to shout out uh Nick one one two three five I don't even know if he's in chat right now nick11235 literally went to a theater with his girlfriend Ed bootlegged Born to Fly for me gged the [ __ ] Chinese Top Gun so I could get clips for my video that I want to make unfortunately uh uh first of all I'll show you this because this is amazing let me just show you this this is a clip that he sent me this is our new favorite song for the chat no a video recording by the way why is the why is the Chinese simple for video recording uh uh uh Palace Guard from Britain [Laughter] why representative yes devil horns too bro why is the [ __ ] uh Western icon with devil horns the symbol of video recording there's bootleg videos in China too revenge for Hong Kong yeah you'll notice right here you'll notice the camera drifted up during the beginning and cuts off the subtitles and it stays there for the whole [ __ ] movie no before that yeah you can hear him talking this is him telling his girlfriend that he has Big A's permission to record [Laughter] and he does godspeed Soldier godspeed uh and he's a hero and I actually serious sincerely thank him because I still found I remember most of what was said um I am very excited to make something out of this I really want to show you because the movie is um I kind of I put it on because I couldn't there's no subtitle so I didn't have to like remember it but I put it on on my second monitor while I was working this morning and uh remembered some of the scenes and one thing that struck me is the difference is it has from Top Gun that's what's so interesting to me because a lot of it is just Chinese Top Gun like it's it's it's dog fights I mean it's what's very funny and I will get you guys a clip uh when I do the thing on it there is two not one but two scenes where a obviously American pilot goes I can fly anywhere I like the Chinese guy is like hey this is our national airspace and we're gonna ask you politely but firmly to not fly your fighter jet into our national airspace and then the American fighter pilot goes I can fly anywhere I want you know and in English in English you can't stop me and uh get on I am being 100 verbatim and and then it like does a [ __ ] long shot of a Chinese flag flapping in the Wind it's you know and listen Top Gun itself is also pretty jingoistic there's not is that a drastic difference in the two movies well Top Gun one Top Gun 2 I think is more muted compared to Top Gun one which is like full-on uh America Freedom flag and China's in there you know 80s growth area I think they're they're entitled to make their own [ __ ] Top Gun but what I found interesting about this movie and I got I'm kind of spoiling my video I want to make but what I found really interesting is the differences between Top Gun and this that make it a worse movie are that none of the characters is at all a Maverick that's what I I found a second re-watch I really got it I figured out what stood out to me it's that in Top Gun there's a variety of characters who push back a little bit on Authority they're overall all on the same side and it's still pro-military but like they none of them are you know Tom Cruise famously Breaks the Rules a little bit every character in this movie is 100 uh uh by the rules obey the leader of a you know it's there's no there's no at the entire length of the chain there's no bad people they're like there's no like mean Commander there's no everyone is that's what stood out to me and that's why there's no really character moments um was there a volleyball scene no there is a little bit of bonding scenes uh again the movie's not what you expect it's not um so much dog fighting and and uh tons of there's a little bit of that at the beginning and end to kind of like make it Top Gun but a lot of the movie they're they're test pilots like it's almost like they're trying to uh push the limits of their new aircraft that's what it is there's no Maverick there's no there's no there's not even a close like there's a character who's supposed to be Tom Cruise I forget his name but he's like a very handsome Chinese actor and he's got a lot of fans even in the west um and but he doesn't he doesn't ever betray Authority in any way even small ways it is homorotic it's Top Gun not even a little bit in fact I'm saving this for the movie I mean for the video but well I'll just I'll tell you I'll just do the video if the videos where uh the this movie Chinese Top Gun Born to Fly was supposed to come out a while ago and then they saw American Top Gun and and blocked it because they wanted to make it better and you can tell they've added new things like the last final dogfight scene feels very tacked on I think they were trying to [ __ ] uh uh upgrade it to compete sort of with Top Gun and another reason that is is speculated that they pulled it was that um the main character acted to effeminate in some points like they have a real like it has to be very masculine all the military members need to be very tough there are no female pilots in the movie unlike unlike uh uh top gun Maverick like in Maverick there's the female pilot that is it Phoenix it's a big part of the story there are no female Pilots there's basically no female characters in the movie except for you know uh this nurse who's like the kind of love interest and she like dabs his forehead when he's you know it's not like but there's no they're very thin um uh release the gay cut that's what I'm saying Dave uh uh would be weird if a chinese patriarch movie promoted Disobedience against the government yeah but it's not a Chinese Patriot I mean it is a Chinese movie but it's not um it's not like just a propaganda film it's like a blockbuster success this movie is the biggest movie in China it made a [ __ ] ton of money it's just Top Gun and Top Gun was very pro-america the first time again the 80s top gun is like extremely like America oorah you know number one this is the 80s we run the rules but it still had you know Tom Cruise pushing back against Authority being a Maverick uh you know some of the people being the military being [ __ ] like it had it had the characters with different very like everyone's perfect in this movie which I thought was interesting uh so we're getting a born to fly to or Born to Fly I would love to see a sequel bro I gotta know what happens uh I thought the word maverick was invented by Logan Paul I can't tell if you're doing a joke or if you are 12 years old and you unironically think that I think it's like his brand videos they leave it on a cliffhanger uh I'll say a further videos I already I spoiled too much I think it's very funny the whole point is it's very funny the clips will make you laugh foreign I like his brother Aaron Paul me too it's black cosplay I actually unironically should do an Aaron Paul cosplay like get the yellow suit I unironically should do that that's not a bad idea [ __ ] and make meth on stream yes what if I get the yellow suit and then I cosplay making meth on stream and then I cosplay selling it via twitch chat to launder it do you know what I'm saying so you guys can PayPal me to buy the math but it's like it's it's a it's a streamer merch item you know what I'm saying that way we're covered um 50 gifties per gram I want to listen to psychics versus VIP you just reminded me of that I've been living life so exorbitantly now I've paid a price to be known in the Stream there's just one more thing that's important to me [Music] that was pretty cringe of you big gay lots of work to be a leech for you these days thinking that we're pleading to be paid ceiling screaming from the grain I'm nearly grinning from the game 50 50 with [Music] that would be crazy be like badges on his name or you'll maybe see Hades [ __ ] insane flow what happened to that kid he had it dude he had the X Factor he had the [ __ ] magic he could have gone to Hollywood dude he could have gone pro stopping for the best verse it's recommend your walls or whatever he's 53 now I know it is sad it is sad how it just flies by Bobby the stickman thing for 22 months Landscaping to 10 months JC walnutable the eight gel slain L think of the 15 months any chance you ever play jazz punk on stream what the [ __ ] is jazz punk you like cyberpunk but worse jazz punk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War plagued with corporate espionage it was like a fun funny game that's positive reviews it's great it actually looks pretty cool all right we can play that I'm done um a truck are you happy or bald I'm not bald I'm just that's enough I'm not bald it's a buzz nice summer Buzz nothing wrong with a summer Buzz uh and I am happy with it unironically TFT stream no but I I do think if I am in my promotion game to Masters I will just go live randomly and play TFT likely with stands I I want to get Masters on stream I don't want to play TFT on stream outside of that um because I it's just my off stream wind down game uh uh when's re4 coming back I don't know it's just one of these late nights bro when I need something to play off topic do you like point-click Adventures uh I'm dating myself but yes I do I I the first piece again I ever played was Monkey Island um I also date myself uh uh yeah Mist Monkey Island Riven all that shit's hype dude Indiana Jones fate of Atlantis banger uh uh Monkey Island fire you're such a loser you probably played Mist I'm just a loser I know you spelled it wrong it's Myst and yeah I did uh king's quest played that Grim Fandango played that games are fire they're one of the greatest games of all time uh off topic I lost 100 games because you wouldn't update the Fizz guide hrack my LP is gone I'm sure you could blame method for the first game maybe the second 90 games later you should think okay maybe this guy's not working for me you know it hasn't been updated in 15 years I don't I I think you gotta [ __ ] you gotta take the L at some point in 100 games uh uh so follow up to Pony has the best point in Click no way it's the best bro don't [ __ ] blow smoke of my ass will you play Binding of Isaac no thank you for the 11 months though Shady Jay I think the two months drinking Force I think the 13. over a year appreciate that um when are you playing Ultra krill the whaling game will you play Paper Mario game I've never even heard of Paper Mario what is that I've heard of Mario um you'll probably love dropsy point-and-click I don't know that I will I wish if they made a brand new on your oh I'm gonna tell you this no one ever will follow me up on it but I just want it to be out there I think the best story in a video game ever ever I've been playing games decades is the longest journey the longest journey is the best story in a video game ever it's beautiful it's heartfelt it's amazing and it has Incredible characters that are vivid and realize and come to life and it's the it's an amazing [ __ ] game just an absolute Legendary game sticks with me decades after I played it uh but no one overplay it because it's old and it's a major game but this game looks ugly as hell yeah okay that's what I'm saying you're not gonna play it I know you're not gonna play it I think there's an HD uh mod or whatever but uh Celeste is the right answer so this is not the best story ever in a video game that's come on dude even if it has a strong theme even if it has a powerful message it's not the best story in video game history that's ridiculous cyberpunk Assassin's Creed Odyssey what was the story open up a [ __ ] overfilled map of [ __ ] fetch quests and then the story is how the [ __ ] do I give Ubisoft more money to do them uh uh Mario 64 Ellis real gives me chills to this day Ellis realism made up uh [ __ ] uh schoolyard story disco Elysium could be people have said disco Elysium it's possible I haven't played it I'm just telling you know what I'm not even gonna say best because because everyone who has never played my game will just pick up their favorite game and go no uh my favorite game I'm gonna say I have played a lot of games and and it's not even it's like the way Jordan was in that that graph yesterday uh longest journey is far and away it's better than even some of the best books ever like it's just a great story and they really have heart for the characters and it's just great it's just great it's a great story uh um you play a lot of games nerd yeah it's a shaver bro um what's the best story of experience regardless of medium I think that's dumb because what did you mean by best best you know what I'm saying I think stories hit you at different times in your life and give you something that you take with you I think the best stories impact your life in a real way and you become things you think about and they're like touch points that influence your world view but I don't think it's like this one scores a five on character interaction in the end of five on graphics and it's just dumb it's not I don't think you can [ __ ] rank them across all mediums um what about Hollow Knight a holiday story wasn't anything that stuck with me that much I think what was beautiful about Hollow Knight was that it was Dripping with um detail on the art and the theme and it was a very vividly realized world that no one I've ever seen and didn't like it before like the art style the fact that it's all bugs and it's underground I've never seen anything like that so I thought that was really cool and then the gameplay honestly honestly all that wouldn't even matter to me if it wasn't like extremely crisp tight controls cool enemy design all that that's why but I don't the story is nothing like I wouldn't read an undertale or a [ __ ] holiday book [Music] um bro has never seen a bug yeah 80s is a much better story than than um Hollow Knight favorite N64 games oh you know what I wanted to do so um hard drive the magazine that does all those funny onion Style parody articles they did an unironic actual rating of every single uh [ __ ] abandon some [ __ ] weirdo uh let me ban a weirdo from my chat they did an unironic ranking of every single N64 game they did like all [ __ ] uh 500 ones ever published and the very bottom I actually can find it like hard drive hard drive N64 ranking yeah we played and ranked every single N64 again look at this and the very worst game number 296 out of 296 is Batman Beyond The Return of the Joker and I've never heard of this but I thought it would be so fun to get an emulator and play on stream the worst [ __ ] game ever made for the N64 which means one of the worst games ever made because sd4 has some stinkers I think it should be so fun so I don't know within the week we had to find this [ __ ] um I did not know they made a Batman Beyond game like they ranked it worse than Superman 64 which is considered one of the worst games of all time wait look Superman is 294. this is too worse so I I I I have to experience it I have to know what the [ __ ] happened what was number one oh uh good question I don't even know that I got there I was kind of scrolling through it uh top ten in 64 games all time based on hard drive which I kind of trust because they play them all Mario Tennis Paper Mario Diddy Kong Racing Banjo-Kazooie great game Ari's favorite game of all time Banjo-Kazooie Perfect Dark doesn't hold up at all but a great game for the time um I remember I saved up money from my birthday or whatever to I was I was uh for the summer I think I was staying with my cousin in Arizona I was like with my aunt and uncle and me and my little brother were I was like for a few weeks or whatever we were staying with my cousin and I had money saved up so I went to the store or we all went to the store together and Uncle me and my cousin and I buy Perfect Dark and it was rated M and uh my aunt wasn't gonna buy it for me and I was like no no I'm allowed I'm allowed like I have my own money my mom said it's okay like just buy it and like we didn't have [ __ ] you know she didn't [ __ ] call her she just took my word for it it wasn't true she bought it for me and then we got home and my she found out my mom told her it wasn't allowed but it was too late I already had it and it was like well fine let him have it and so I [ __ ] finessed it to play it right I [ __ ] absolutely lied and finessed it and it worked out played uh Perfect Dark loved it my cousin though was not allowed to watch me or play it even though my cousins were basically the same age as me his mom was Matt like my Aunt so she's like you can't watch him play you can hang out with him you can't do multiplayer so it's kind of sad but I was having just a blast just playing it and he knew I was having a good time so to to get back at me my Aunt bought him a [ __ ] ton of Team Rocket Edition Pokemon cards I remember distinctly it was so petty dude my aunt like gifted him like 150 bucks of Pokemon cards and I was so [ __ ] jealous of that and like she was just like kind of it was just to make me feel bad about having this [Laughter] and he was cracking all these packs and he was getting all these [ __ ] Hollows and he got hollow Dark Charizard and it was like what the [ __ ] you spent that much money I was so mad I was so mad uh uh WWF no mercy okay dk64 this is a shockingly high rating for a game that's um [ __ ] you this game is perfect [Laughter] oh you like collecting stars or Jiggies or some [ __ ] great here's 201 of them but this time they're golden bananas that will have MFS out here saying ooh banana I remember that that was a banger line uh okay fine I mean it is a good game but I don't think it's up there in the top five but all right Ocarina of Time at number three I thought that would be number one it is a masterpiece through and through still pretty much holds up um you know it it actually is like a full [ __ ] game it's great sm64 uh obviously need some introduction one of the it's crazy that like the first real 3D platformer just hit it out of the [ __ ] Park and has it hasn't really been matched in some ways uh that's kind of [ __ ] crazy but you're number one I don't know let's find out it's GoldenEye it is error defining it is a [ __ ] great game I don't think it's number one it um I think they're doing this almost like in context of the time but like in terms of timelessness these two are so much better than gold Knight you couldn't play today I mean GoldenEye doesn't even you can't even control it tonight but but at the time it is like the multiplayer game when it came out like Halo doesn't exist without GoldenEye in the same way so that's something I'm more of a fan of commanded Cocker Riddler dude they they released RTS games in the N64 it's one of the worst [ __ ] things I've ever seen uh it was amazing when it came out yeah of course golden Knight was amazing when it came out beyond amazing people sunk a bazillion hours into it uh it was just incredibly [ __ ] fun Co-op multiplayer I mean Co-op uh or split screen multiplayer what about quake in the world tournament yeah you couldn't play them on the same screen and consoles were way bigger yeah Starcraft 54 is one of the worst games ever made you just can't you cannot control an RTS on a on a [ __ ] scream with a controller you can't grab an individual unit and drag it and tell it to it you just can't [ __ ] do that doesn't make sense uh by the way wait I wanna I wanna explain something I'm just gonna jump into it dude so a few days ago we talked about how um I made the case that I think Starcraft brood war is the hardest game um and you know I put it in a Pantheon of a top five that I think are all excellent games but I wanted I wanted to just explain because I don't think people have ever played this game uh Define heart uh I think here's the way I would describe it is like uh CS go CS go to my top five I think the top I think the five Great games or Esports or whatever are what did I say I said CS go uh rocket League uh melee um Starcraft and chess I think was that five let's reopen this can of worms it's just it's not a can of worms bro but I think the way I would describe it is if you were playing chess and someone made you also uh spin two plates and keep them balanced that would be harder if chess is exactly the same rules but you also had to do that that would be harder everyone could agree that would be a harder game I'm not saying it's a better game I think people got confused because I was saying it's I'm not saying it's better if anything I'm a bigger fan of like Magnus Carlson than I am a flash I don't think flash is like I actually hated Flash and made many articles against him but I think people don't understand that the game is as strategically deep but it also has this impossible physical barrier so I wanted to just show it I wanted to show it because I don't think people understand so I I got the game I like reinstall it's a [ __ ] one megabyte file uh just play custom do I have any sort of map these are all give me give me a ladder map yeah like Lost Temple okay and then close it and give me a computer and I'll be Taryn and okay and then turns the most basic default so like right off the bat the game has already started it's two seconds in and I would have lost against a good player I I haven't done anything yet so I'm already too far behind to come back so what you have to do is you have to flick your hand so fast to get these four guys to go start mining But realize this first before I do that realize that if you click on all if you click them all in the same patch you've already lost so I've already lost just by doing if I do this instantly fast that's a loss because they can't all mine the same patch so that's lost time these guys there's two not mining there's two not mining they have to slowly spread out so what you have to do actually if you're a top player to not lose already is I have to [ __ ] clone but they have to have no delay in getting that so already okay get that that's the first thing at the same time I have to start production of my first Miner and this is the very beginning of the game they're not hotkeys yeah I hockey to create a unit but I can't hockey to clone them all to this like that is I have to shift out shift out shift out shift out to get them all to go with their patches then you notice I created The Miner where is the miner why is it not mining that's us imagine I try to rally point the mine to this patch then I create the unit okay watch this watch where the unit creates and I rally it it's going to finish creating it goes to the patch right it does not mine it does not start mining which means you have to [ __ ] individually for every worker you create at every base for a 30 minute game make sure that it mines okay now imagine I create a barracks imagine I created barracks and I want to create [ __ ] military units to fight by the way I mean I'm dead a million times over versus a good play right so let's say I create two bears I have to get I got a splatable uh you're constantly at the top right that's how many units out of 10 you have so if you hit your max population cap you have to build a Supply Depot and it has to be ready to go if you ever stop production for a moment You're Gonna Lose good players so I have to constantly have this ready to go done the time this fills up it's for a game it's like listen I'm not arguing about whether it's game design or not I'm talking about this game was played professionally by people that practice 14 hours a day they played on stages in big Arenas it was one of the it was actually the first game to get big arena Esports uh and watching two people at the top of their craft plays game is incredible it's Inc I wanna uh I mean let me finish what I'm saying but I want to show you something so imagine I want to create a marine from this building all right I can press the hockey to create it but let's say I have two of these buildings or ten of these buildings and I want to create 10 Marines at once you can't do it you can't do it you cannot click all the buildings you can only click one building at a time you cannot grab multiple buildings so if I want to create two marines I have to go click this click this click this click this if I have 10 of them I have to go click click click click click click click click click click and the Marine builds in [ __ ] eight seconds so then I have to do it again because queuing up like this is bad top players don't queue up like this because they're wasting money so I have to be ready eight seconds later to come back and make it again it's [ __ ] insane and then all that combined well I have to make more units I remember reading memories let me make more units and just show you what I have to do so this is what I'm doing right so awesome let's say I want to Rally Point this Barracks to my front lines okay this one's not rallied so I have to Rally them all so I have to go one R2 R click click and if I get enough units let's say I get [ __ ] this many units oh I can't pick more than 12. so if I have an army of a hundred units and I want to move it I have to grab them 10 at a time and coordinate the movement it's it's [ __ ] insane that's what I want to say I want you to understand that like and they move at different speeds and it's just it's the hardest game ever made to even to just to do things and then you watch someone like flash and he moves like it's [ __ ] like he's a maestro like it's a virtuoso like and I want to show you actual footage of his hands while playing I think that helps understand so um uh here this is a this is a video called uh Korean Pro Gamers APN this is this is a video recorded a long time ago um before even flashes era so flash is faster than this by a lot this is nada and he's like maybe an early flash he's one of the first they call him bonjours which is like uh tyrants or dominators or Kings of the shark I've seen he was the first guy to really start dominating terminates right uh look at his fingers he's got 12 hotkeys going he's is he's microing his front lines then tabbing back to his back lines to make every one of his new SUVs go mine straight of how quick your fingers move okay okay to win a championship it should be at least over 200 and in the lower 300s especially to win a Starcraft Championship you need to be doing 300 actions per minute that and that's at his ERA this guy would get blown the [ __ ] out by Flash it just absolutely blown the [ __ ] out like not I would never see a game on flash es yeah I mean again it's not pure numbers sometimes people have 400 accident but they're not all efficient the great Gamers like flash are like 300 plus efficient actions per match but like just watching this is like crazy our toes is live right now yeah I mean our toes again our toes is a good example of someone who's played this game uh uh multiple hours a day for for a decade plus he competed in tournaments for years and years and years and has never ever been and this is not an insult at all but he's never been good compared to like what good was do you know what I'm saying that's that's it never even close so that that and that's just like the levels I'm talking about that's what that's the level it's just so I I I just wanted to show my side of it as someone who has practiced both games it's like there is a unique level of like holy [ __ ] when you try to get good at Starcraft we try to learn Starcraft that it's just it's it's an incredibly um it's an incredibly deep strategic game and you as a player will almost never see the strategy because of how bad your hands are that's what I'm saying like that's why it was so fun to watch top level play because you need someone who's also hitting 300 axes per minute to even see the strategy carpal tunnel dude so many of these players got [ __ ] wrists just [ __ ] melted uh Starcraft ruined wrists it ruined these people's hands like it was it was it was not a good idea it was probably a cosmic mistake um people do 300 APM AOE too yeah again I'm not it's not just APM and I think until you've played circuit brood War you don't understand how mentally taxing it is to have no shortcuts on anything to have every single unit only do what you tell it to uh and every building and you know after them all individually you have to have like a a mind of bees that can split up the 400 things you have to do it's just it's even Starcraft 2 is hard but it's not near brood War that's all I'm saying and so when you watch like uh here um uh where is this where is this um um like I'm trying to show oh this isn't interesting I've never seen this Starcraft will never die since it's releasing what a IGN dead wrong 1998 it has been played non-stop in South Korea in fact you would be very very hard-pressed to find a month where Starcraft was not in the top 10 most played games in PC box AKA internet cafes across the country that's 24 years of Starcraft being played consistently day after day month after month year over year by 2007 Starcraft had sold 9.5 million copies worldwide and 4.5 million of those sales belong to South Korea a country with a population of 48.6 million at the time the game fueled the massive expansion of PC bunks spot where the Koreans play now last time I was there was League of Legends now I think it's like um uh probably valorant valorent or like [ __ ] no I'm still still League I think actually still leak league is still big in Korea but like I've been to campus like these are so fun and by the way the coolest thing is like on most of these cafes there's a little button right here you can press to get Ramen delivered to your [ __ ] cubicle so you can just sit there and press the ramen button and they'll bring you [ __ ] tasty Ramen it it rules and then oh man Korea was very fun as like a exchange college student because you could go out drinking till 2 A.M then go to a PC bong get [ __ ] you know salty delicious Ramen delivered eat it till [ __ ] 4 AM 5 AM when the trains start again then go back to your dorm Miss class everything's pass fail s spawned an entire Esports industry gave rise to rock stars and packed venues and beaches with thousands again all this stuff is like well before Esports got big in the west so it's like it's just they were ahead of the game on like people huge crowds of people men and women too it's like it was one of the cool things is like Starcraft uh audiences were very um 50 50s um of screaming fans who was the guy who won and then stripped down to go into the ocean yeah there's a guy named fire bat Hero at this tournament he beat uh savior who's the best player in the world at the time a guy named savior ended up being a huge uh Scandal where savior match fixed and got [ __ ] sent to Korean Jail uh but fire about hero beat savior then ripped his shirt off ran through the crowd and into the ocean just jumped in the water is it actually I don't know if we had the I want to watch that [ __ ] uh fire bat hero beats savior um I think this isn't it but this is the first time he beat him that's his team that's his team that's his coaches uh and again savior was the best player in the world the time so it's like a big deal and this guy kept beating him uh but I don't know fbh where's fbh fbh fire bat hero celebration someone's gotta have it dude this is like iconic uh this is it maybe hi guys this is cholera SC and I'm bringing you an English translation of the Korean commentators during firebat Hero's most infamous ceremony uh during the pro league finals a few weeks ago he has just as you can see right now beating the skt1 player go go and he is going to do the most ridiculous he beats Xavier in the there was an ace match he beats the because it was a it's a the way that the format works is you have two teams of players and they send out one player at a time and winner stays it was badass so you could have somebody do what's called an all kill where they would go out there and just beat every single other person like flash would get all kills all the time and it was it's a [ __ ] sick way to do 1v1 RTS as like a team it was cool fall ceremonies special thanks to chojung min providing me with this translation by the way yeah I didn't mention game one but these annotations we're gonna put on are not verbatim um basically what we did was wow so he wins okay [Music] [Music] I don't know what that is he tosses it at his opponent okay [Laughter] there's a bowl of rice why [Music] now he's doing like a boy band dance [Applause] am I high what is this there's supposed to be subtitles oh wait they're not showing up foreign oh wow [Applause] anyway yeah uh one of the craziest celebrations in Esports history uh was fired by beating savior pretty insane pretty insane so yeah that's what the game is just [ __ ] hard is my [ __ ] long and short of it uh the game's dum dum dum stupid [ __ ] hard and watching someone like flash consistently dominate was I wasn't even a fan I actually hated it but it was incredibly impressive um um when you said strip down you thought he would go naked I that's crazy uh is it harder than Hitman hardcore freelancer obviously not in America or Freelancers the greatest uh single challenge you could do uh China beat Korea in the 2023 Starcraft 2 World Championship uh is that even true no what the [ __ ] BlizzCon they don't even [ __ ] have BlizzCon didn't even happen uh have you seen the club of the Starcraft player using his feet to play that's a great example let me let me to give you an idea of how good flash was okay uh let me let me explain this with levels okay so this guy on the left is Legend he's one of the best non-korean players in history practiced for a decade think he's from Taiwan I'm not 100 sure one of the best players to ever touch a keyboard outside of Korea he gets beaten so badly by larva that larva beats him playing with his feet I I I want to find that yeah plays with his feet larva is playing this impossible game with his feet and beats Legend So larva absolutely because larva is a good Korean player and Korea was so far ahead of the world that it's not even close so larva beats Legend with his feet in the last tournament larva played in he played versus Flash uh uh okay this is now you might notice something oh let me show you uh let me show you Largo this was a while ago but this is before larva quit to become an MMA fighter and uh flash is the only player in the history of Starcraft to go random in a professional tournament now flash normally is a Terran player Taryn is the guys I just showed you but he decided for this tournament because he had won the past three tournaments he you've been dominating for so long that he said [ __ ] it I'm going random now again in Starcraft the races are so different Taran and Zerg and produce are so different that like you practice One race for 10 years you learn the ins and outs in the building and everyone has been no one's ever done random because it's so bad because you're gonna get there's nine different matchups you have to it's impossible flash goes random uh versus larva and he [ __ ] three O's him including a game where flash also gets Zerg so flashes the blue zerk here and larva has played Zerg at a top level for [ __ ] 10 years his whole life flash has never played sir professionally and then flash beats him zvz so it's it's it's it's just [ __ ] the level of insanity with how good flash was is is uh I think unbelievable unbelievable that's why I just think he he was he was born to play that game in some way um again no random players for a 20-year you know professional game teams top players coaches um uh what was it dirt bike match flash I mean flash uh in these in the in the match for semifinals or whatever got a pretty unlucky random role he got Taryn like no times and yeah he lost to a guy that won the tournament um but but again the reason he's playing random is because he won the last three and for this tournament they made because the the tournaments can change the map pool that was one of the cool things about Starcraft is the maps aren't set they made new masks they had professional full-time map makers to make maps and uh they made maps that were so [ __ ] bad for Taryn as an open [ __ ] you to flash they literally tried their [ __ ] hardest to make sure flash wouldn't win a fourth tournament because it was getting bad for viewership so like the That season they made Maps so [ __ ] bad that flash was like all right [ __ ] this I'm not gonna I'm gonna play random and at least I'll have fun you know um and it was just for him Tara wasn't even doing Lots on him uh Maru versus oliviera Grand Final what is this um this is I am katowice it's not really the world championship right wouldn't that be at BlizzCon um but that I mean that's cool that's dope I I think Korea's dominance you know was a product of an era where they were way ahead in coaching and stuff not now um um so at that point was the flash only turned into top eight let's look I mean what was the tournament uh Flash versus larva random tournament what is this is ASL season 10 ASL season 10 bracket Flash a s l season 10 bracket Flash um let's see yeah I mean I it was I don't know but the top four was Zerg Zerg flash Playing random and Zerg so that's not normal you know what I'm saying that's there was 11 zurich's qualified I mean the map Pool was clearly biased uh Koreans are still going to Starcraft that anyone not in Korea is called a foreigner yeah that was definitely true in The Brood where it is people would call any non-korean a foreigner in a game made in America [Music] um uh please Nerf KR anyway so that he was just [ __ ] good as well that's that's that's my long and short of it is The Game's [ __ ] stupid dumb dumb goofy ass hard and he was crazy at it but he wasn't as good as me because right now I am gonna boot up Starcraft 2. on the Asia server and see if I can beat the original Starcraft 2 campaign on Brutal difficulty today why Asia server I think it resets your campaign if you do a different server it's my understanding and see if we can't oh God is it crashing okay oh gosh connect oh no name my Starcraft character atriak confirm oh I became the champion it's that easy oh [ __ ] I got 2022 I am Champion oh yes on the goat dude it's that easy uh beginner intermediate veteran time to Bunker up warping those pylons and get ready to jump into the spawning pool we're setting up for the biggest game change ever by making Starcraft 2 free to play yeah yeah yeah I paid for it I don't want these freeloaders getting in okay now I got people spamming Chinese that's good I am in the Asia server I'm gonna hit campaign I'm gonna go to Wings of Liberty and I'm gonna do a brand new campaign we're gonna play the full [ __ ] story and see if I've been on Brutal uh uh let me dude I need a [ __ ] windowed full screen otherwise I have no uh screen cropped weird all right let's see if I can fix it wait let me let me let me see if I can fix it uh options Graphics yeah windowed full screen okay all right perfect please tell me there's gambling yeah you can get what's we can gamble on each level if I fail or not stream doesn't end until I beat SC campaign on Brutal difficulties SC2 campaign on Brutal difficulty Starcraft two and I need uh just a live split to see how long it takes me I guess so live split s uh okay I don't yeah um turn on light split there's no syndicates in this game so we'll just do this and then we what are you guys saying you guys have stupid [ __ ] that's an easy default to assume but you're probably saying stupid [ __ ] I'm not gonna take two snipers all right ready [ __ ] let's go brutal difficulty let's correct let's crack the knuckles and get this old RTS gamer back to his prime all right let's rebuild and I oh Story So Far let's watch this The Story So Far we're gonna do the full story nearly 300 years humans thought they were alone in the caprulu sector they were wrong the Zerg emerged seeking to consume all in their path as they do for a long time a highly Advanced alien race began wiping out infested worlds burning Zerg and Taryn alike a three-way War those [ __ ] anything Humanity had ever faced erupted almost overnight all the while a human Civil War arranged martial Jim Rayner vowed to oppose the corrupt dictator Arcturus Minx for the Betrayal he was an [ __ ] Sarah Kerrigan ah boys how about that Evac damn you work tourists don't do this it's done Helmsman signal the fleet and take us out of orbit they let her die m a loyal operative was left to die at the hands of the Zerg but the Zerg had other plans they transformed her and Unleashed just ionic power upon the cabrudu sector searching for their real objective the protoss Homeworld of Ireland the protoss were unaware of this danger and slow to respond their rulers the conclave had dispatched executor artanus to hunt for cassidar a commander who had refused to wipe out infested Terran worlds they crossed paths with a dark Templar Mystic whose kind was considered Heretics by the conclave through great effort zeratul convinced tacitar zero told Chad that he was not their enemy together they rallied more protossman both factions against the Zerg despite the conclave's fury they achieved significant victories against the Swarm but when zeratul struck down one of the overmine cerebrits his own mind was left vulnerable from his thoughts the over mine gleaned ire's true location and the Swarm descended upon the protoss Homeworld with all their might and fury who kept the Templar from Extinction that day he power of both the Templar and the dark Templar he sacrificed himself to cue the overbite Europe is lost but our tanus led the survivors to the dark templar's Homeworld of shakuras old prejudices were set aside the Templar were now in the dark Templars dead without the overmind the Swarm fractured Kerrigan sought control of all the Zerg even enlisting the aid of old friends and enemies like Raynor manx and xerator once her rule was uncontested the queen of blades betrayed them all billions of years were killed but to the relief of all the war seemed to end there itual suspected the Zurich had fallen under the control of dark Forces she did girl boss her way to the top was attempting to merge protoss and Zerg life forms into an Unholy hybrid already have control of Kerrigan and her power it was during this time was made leader of both the Templar I don't remember any of this as hierarchy our Tanis United both factions and promised to one day reclaim the glory they had lost on ire yeah but such Unity oh my God for Jim Rayner Minsk still rules and rainer's small Rebellion has counted for nothing against the Dominion's propaganda machine Perhaps it is time for a new strategy please that's it holy [ __ ] that was a [ __ ] movie I thought it was supposed to be a short recap of where the story was um well the thing is I think that was the story from brood War but I never played The Brood War campaign so I don't know [ __ ] about it um I have played this campaign like in 2010 I don't really I don't remember the story very much I remember that Kerrigan is bad and she bad too sorry I missed it could you re-watch it let's try one more time all right let's go new campaign only choose brutal if you're an expert at Starcraft [Music] Don't Mind If I Do they say a man never really knows himself until his Freedom's been taken away true how did they say that but true I wonder how well do you know yourself prisoners step forward onto the platform blizzard used to be so [ __ ] good at cinematics bro what happened they fired everybody they still made some good ones but I feel like they don't have the same Magic at least they made OverWatch PVE though [Music] they say you go foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] combat suit sealed and locked settle on no mistake say the line say the line it's coming all its horror Mr Finley your freedom awaits hell it's about time let's go good barsara Fringe World Dominion space corpulu sector recolonize 25 hundred and two [Music] Emperor commemorating the end of the so-called root War some four years ago our own Kate lockwell was on the scene invasion is still very real but instead of expanding our fleets you've squandered trillions on hunting down has been Rebels like Jim Rayner really represents a clear and present threat to this Dominion he is an unscrupulous Lawless revolutionary bent on spreading fear and Ascension across the sector he and his ragtag band industry intelligence okay I wouldn't still be carrying that picture actually not like that bro she don't miss you Justice it ain't over till it's over you son of a [ __ ] no it's your TV you're like a Bud Light protester who buys the [ __ ] beer pageant are my troops ready yet your forces are prepared and awaiting your orders Commander uploading tactical data no about time we kicked this revolution into overdrive yeah brother yes sir average Southerner Backwater station is the center of dominion Logistics real difficulty destroying Dominion authorities operations throughout the planet just kidding just kidding uh Liberation day let's go launch agent what do you got for me Dominion forces have set up a logistics headquarters in the town of Backwater station this has become the hub for all operations on marsara the Dominion recently pulled troops out of the city and they are now under strength are the locals cooperating the people of Backwater station are known to be anti-dominium but they lack weapons and organization if I can take that headquarters away from menx it'll [ __ ] them on this planet easy prep my ship get the APM going I don't think there's any macro in the beginning all right boys let's show the locals they don't need to fear the Dominion what's up Raiders roll You Can Count On Me dog keep your intervals wide your eyes open and your ass is covered let's move I mean your intervals sell me don't go up that road break it down time to man I will [Music] brainer kill him what's up what's the plan oh [ __ ] sell me I need uh I need a I need a CHP always thank you talk to me there we go sounds like a plan [Music] Commander destroying the Dominion Hollow boards will help incite Rebellion against the Dominion you can count on me what's up get provided tired of seeing next face yeah me too brother Raiders we're kind of just like terrorists though time to man up you can where is everyone it's like a plan [ __ ] what's up uh oh bad start I already lost the Marines bring it down all right Rainer you got to go what's the plan you got any more hpers my family this is starting to look ugly Commander a large Dominion force is gathering in the center of town then it's time to call in that special oh good what's up thanks for the assist we're with you Raider talk to me Raiders roll is this California this is modern day San Francisco [Laughter] yeah they set this game in 2023 SF what's up a bold choice but it really it shows off time to man up You Can Count On Me finally there's the locals you'll all be given a meal when you reach the dig site my brother went off to the mine last week he disappeared we got a runner they're shooting civilians that's just the excuse I need what's the plan break it down Raider oh [ __ ] break it down cannot lose I need a medic bro thank you Raider we knew you wouldn't forget us there's more people still being held up ahead I'll see to them why am I so much bigger than the average Marshall trainer been a while since we saw a boat around here I guess the suit huh we're with you Raiders Raiders roll yeah oh you guys lead you guys leave I want the citizens in the front to take the damage this is a restricted area there we go perfect we got your back Rainer sounds like fun count on me wait where's the hollow board sell me breakdown where's the hollow boards did I miss them count on me I didn't get the bonus [ __ ] sounds like a plan can you turn it down yeah yeah [Music] 75 You Can Count On Me what's up Raiders roll time to man up they're doing all the work I didn't think we could fight them but we can now you've got the weapons and the resources to do it remember how is that we thought Iraq would go no bonus I didn't see the [ __ ] things uh kill every enemy unit man I kind of want to do the bonus oh it's red it's because I have my splits up still thank you XO stalker for three months robot films with the 19. yam ham jam think of the eight there he goes drinking again [Music] Finley I thought I'd see the likes of you around here you know for the Most Wanted Man in the sick death you ain't that hard to find [Music] that I had deceived for myself [Music] little Jimmy Rayner the people's hero [Music] attack is Finley Mass suit pays to be prepared I heard they put you on ice what I did it get out I forget that's right old buddy citizen [Music] okay there's no way so to what do I owe the pleasure proposition [Music] you even know what to do the demeanor doing out here I'm guessing you're about to tell me digging up alien artifacts EXO buddy your boy Minsk has gone crazy for him but I gotta contact that'll pay top dollar for every artifact we liberate from a Dominion I guess I can hardly pass that up now it can't attack us partners then 60 40. 70 30. my way this is how redditers see each other feels like old times already this is space Texas yes tips for Dora oh yeah this is your okay uh news this is Donnie Vermillion live from the unn studios on core Hall he's so handsome you've got a breaking story for you let's go live to our own Kate lockwell On The Fringe world of marsara Kate thanks Donnie Rebel Jim Rayner has reappeared in a big way he's attacked a Dominion Depot near Backwater station seizing weapons and distributing them to the local populace Kate I bet the locals are pretty nervous about having a notorious Outlaw in their neighborhood actually Donnie the people I talked to see who seemedly encouraged [Laughter] terrorizing the locals on marsala impacts keep talking pal I'm just getting started are you kids using stem packs this looks recent Miss you're doing Jimmy folks in these parts are ready to fight back against Max guess they just needed a little push you still take this whole Revolution thing pretty serious then everyone needs a hobby tacos Kerrigan I think it would have been better if you just died that day Jesus Jesus uh uh she didn't kill billions though so it doesn't track call me curious but how'd you get out well I busted out of my crowd Frieza while they were transporting me the new Folsom that's a lie that's a lie at least a dozen guys with my bare hands yeah I've heard this one before but you left out the part where you walked on water made off with the warden's daughter don't you get a buddy with me boy I heard all about you becoming a big time Freedom Fighter while I was away what happened Jimmy the war for truth and Justice get too much for you I ain't licked yet Takis and I promise you Minsk is going down one way or another Sarah is now in a state of open revolt against Arcturus menx convict Titus Finley has revealed the Dominion came to marsaro to excavate an alien artifact seizing the artifact will strike another blow against the Dominion and generate funds from selling it to Finley's missile let's do it this old Outpost don't look like anything special keep your shirt also Dominion Engineers been digging out here for months see that cream yeah they're getting ready to move the artifact they found off world well I'll be damned or what if we steal it what do we get this hide it I haven't got some footage Jimmy all right time to give the Dominion a wake-up call oh finally I get to macro Basin haul that baby out of there Ben not enough minerals not enough minerals not enough minerals we'll need a lot more Marines before we take on the Dominion Outpost all right while we're at it extra scvs will help us Harvest minerals faster train them up at the command center yes sir yes sir find some caches Commander Dominion is a top base to the Southwest good that'll keep the Dominion off our backs right down here folks need our help tacos there's no way we're leaving can't wait not enough minerals okay I'm not floating minerals bro I'm waiting for a barracks [Music] welcome aboard boys [ __ ] but we're getting [ __ ] rolled ah [ __ ] it's rainer's boys we got here too early oh we got here too early oh [ __ ] kick the Dominion's ass I need more [ __ ] units oh we got here too early oh this is so bad I got greedy this one over here awesome okay we gotta meet him on a goose chase is under attack uh lift get out of here oh God uh rough start if they attack me what's going on base is under attack not enough minerals I need a Refinery I guess and this one I'll [ __ ] add an add-on not enough minerals yeah yeah I'm spending them additional Supply Depots required I'm making them this Camp is still on OG patch I believe so I think they don't patch the campaign not enough minerals [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait I'm gonna lose I'm gonna lose holy [ __ ] the orders we'll do not enough minerals oh [ __ ] me dude FCB ready not enough minerals I need Medics I need Medics not enough minerals no we don't need any gas dude get off gas oh we're gonna die I need a bunker huh The Doctor Is In all right you addition to cop mode Maybe but first I gotta beat this is going to be there I need to go find more [ __ ] you go you go Scout so we lost this [ __ ] face that's not good Supply depots required yeah I know that go ahead oh [ __ ] come on oh my God the doctor is in additional support this better be good not enough minerals can you go get this mineral patch and then come back here and you go explore this way and you go explore this way okay oh there's left field there uh it's free money let's go get it you're gonna give me order additional Supply Depots required [Music] Dominion can go to hell bad guys are that away Amen brother so I guess they're all here grab this insufficient best Bean gas one lock and achievements left and right all right good this Army's big enough hustle hustle hustle to the front lines boy additional Supply Depots required The Doctor Is In additional Supply Depots required yeah yeah yeah additional Supply Depots required just keep building warning Dominion hellions approaching oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] cooked my goose all right if we just jump Point here standing by oh [Applause] what's up come on come on come on come on nice job cleaning out that bunker Jimmy between your boys and my skills we are gonna go a long way together what's going on CB ready [Laughter] don't we have we got this all right in fact I'll bring a couple let's make some [ __ ] front lines be quiet yeah make a Frontline choke point yep right here yep I'm going additional Supply deals yeah [ __ ] build SCV ready this better be good okay I can't build here okay set it up medic medic Mr Barrett still stop producing no way I'm doing that yeah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get on the tank ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Applause] my God make barracks in his Frontline [Applause] [Music] all right [Music] uh It's All Coming Back It's All Coming Back we're almost out of money wait there's no other minerals in this map I'm almost out of money theoretically I'm [ __ ] [Applause] if I actually run out of money I'm [ __ ] done ready [Applause] no more medics not enough minerals not enough minerals [Music] last push final push final push not enough let's go let's go let's go not enough minerals I got no more money it's over there I thought the AI needs money they might just make infinite units in which case I need to kill him depleted way they have money so if I kill the recipes they don't get more [ __ ] not enough minerals none of minerals okay just pause if you hear the game saying not enough minerals I want you to understand that's a good thing that means I'm spending all my money as it's coming in so whatever you guys say not enough metals like I'm [ __ ] up that's not [ __ ] it up that's that's a good what you want it to say is not enough minerals not enough minerals not enough minerals and you move cam down oh yeah I see that's covering me boy yeah I can move uh move this down move chat down a little bit um let me go like this and then move me down camera I think I just won let's see mineral field not enough yeah I'm out of money I'm out of money so it should be the win right yeah boy crane controls accessed decrypting security overrides crane control established beautiful we got a [ __ ] MacGuffin pog [Laughter] I've been stressing about these account overdrawn texts from Chase all these years when it really means I'm a financial genius that's your personal finances and minerals in Starcraft are not the same philosophy for staying with us let's go now to Kate lockwell with an update on Jim raynor's violent Uprising thanks Donnie Rayners clearly widening his list of targets he's attacked a Dominion archaeological dig and possibly seized a dangerous alien artifact spoke on this subject earlier today supposedly innocuous relics it might reach Upon Our words anyone found in possession of these items will be dealt with to the fullest extent of the law I'm an open Rebellion so you're a wanted man either way thanks tagus shocking Kate I imagine civilian casualties were high as a result of raynor's terrorist actions actually the only civilian deaths appear to be collateral damage from overzealous Dominion security Force you were first Jim Rayner why are they fired Kate at this point why if if Katie's gonna undercut their propaganda at every turn that's almost like on them for keeping her burned out by them creepy protoss a few years why would they have black and white four years and they're still finding burrow dens out in the wastelands we had a trophy like that's gonna fetch a good price on a black market up for some partner knock yourself out tycus me I've hunted enough Zerg for two lifetimes some tells me this will be your last time fighting this Earth freedom have to see Jimmy you turned into a real impressive fighter if I was all means I'd be Running Scared for me too you really mean that Takis nah I was just kidding why do I have this little [ __ ] note from a kid that says thank you Marshall Raynor when during a bloody Revolution but all right skull what's this oh a hydraulic school you should like Jimmy that name Zerg all the scrapes we were in back in the day all the narrow escapes none of it compares to how terrible they are tigers you don't know what real fear is tell you got a thousand of these sons of [ __ ] barreling down on you facts so who's your mysterious buyer Takis who are we supposed to hand this artifact over to a bunch of Eggheads I ran into called the Mobius Foundation Mobius morbius their legitimate research group why the hell are they holy [ __ ] as soon as your boy mask made it illegal to trade an alien good this game predicted and he know me Jimmy I am a great patron of the Sciences okay how do I spend money okay [ __ ] it we ball time with the artified secure you need to wait for transported back to the station before you can leave masara Transportation 55k easy money we got transport coming to pick us up all we got to do is sit tight don't sound too hard I figure we earned ourselves a little R and R Commander I'm detecting a massive concentration of Zerg biosignatures landing at the abandoned dick site should have known it damn it I swear man I didn't know nothing about those Zerg given their current cause the Zerg will overrun this location within the hour Tower Defense we gotta hold out long enough for extraction s mind if I do two Bridges as long as we can we just might stand a chance we're gonna have a real fight in our hands here I've been in plenty of holdouts before not against dessert you ain't Silicon Valley Bank should have hired Glizzy boy to get them more minerals one of the worst sentences ever typed complete dereliction of human thought Socrates would weep huh so I gotta protect this all right [ __ ] it uh uh SCV ready so this is all my base winning the bunker get in the bunker hide behind the bunker hide behind the bunker is that it what else can I do I guess we insufficient that's being gas this better be good I have to start 20 minutes she sheesh insufficient vespin gas okay [Music] here they come home been waiting on you all right I need some of this go ahead one of these yes I need better upgrades anyone hearing this message we're pinned down near Backwater station please assist over here [ __ ] it everyone out by the Numbers bring the full Army let's go let's go let's go as fast as we can go go go go go go faster faster faster okay we have no defenses at home go go go we almost were upgrades uh Medics Medics oh get back in get back in the barrel just in time just in time forgot minerals we forgot minerals [ __ ] actually so right though ETA what the hell now ah [ __ ] feudalist gas additional Supply Depots required oh yes I know I know I know yes make more units oh hold that's not good that's not good additional Supply Depots it's actually not good we need to rebuild this whole base wait I need to rebuild the space bad news you guys have to do this right what's going on give me a turret and give me a [ __ ] another bunker sir all right we got the minerals now we need to get the [ __ ] out of Dodge is there more minerals over here no no no no no let's get back in the bunker let's get another missile turret in fact make a third missile turret Let's Go full defense baby and you ready oh you know what we're gonna do we're gonna sell these bunkers we're gonna sell our back bunkers because we're never going to wave two they'll never bring us up to the back foot okay we hold all around us if you can reach us please help where where oh right there [ __ ] bro fine go go go go everyone go additional Supply Depots required go ahead we could use some help go go go I said it hit the units get back in hold up more turrets more turrets more turrets a third bunker please this is good this is looking good I can sell this now right not enough minerals no turrets no problems I want to learn Starcraft wait you can play this game I mean the single player is available on casual difficulty or normal or I think you have a blast TV ready most people just play the campaign I think they enjoy it uh you know not what's up guys if you saw your engineering bag that's a fact SCV ready get in there Auto Repair it's ready okay I need two guys let's go repair keep the walls up bad news SCV ready we have too much gas how do I spend my gas if I don't have any [ __ ] job thing to do it with nothing yeah all right whatever [ __ ] it it's another more medics the doctor with us arrived 10 more minutes that CV is stuck we hear you I'm sorry little guy you're stuck that means you're holding up my Supply you're a wasted Supply it had to be done face is under attack oh no what the ambulance can come from not the front uh you [ __ ] choking repair I don't keep at it boys the ride's on its way all right we need we need [ __ ] way more turrets you gonna give me orders get to the front what's going on minerals Roger nothing else face I don't want back bunkers bro I need stem pack oh my God we need immediate support hostiles all around us there's anyone up here [ __ ] it go help him go go go go go [Music] additional Supply Depots required not enough minerals [Music] additional Supply details required it's better what if we keep pushing thanks there's more stuff attack oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] of course what if we keep pushing it's not one of those it's not one of those whoa whoa whoa they're getting right to the front door bro for the trees additional Supply Depots required additional supplies additional Supply Depots are you stuck are you stuck yeah yeah [Music] peace oh sure thing this better be good what's going on prepare additional hurry repair it required repair it it's burning down waiting on you need some triage go ahead give me another additional supplies required yes I know about the Spidey bus thank you very much okay okay what's going on it's bad news great job huh mineral field depleted The Doctor Is In I think we hold five minutes left not seeing Enough stars what do you mean creep in baseball they keep spreading it oh [ __ ] repair we got a pretty huge arm yet hold out just a little longer we'll be getting out of here soon I love that it's kind of like uh Dunkirk you know but more cinematic gangway coming through was pretty much all fiction and the people in the Alamo were actually kind of [ __ ] I didn't know how much of the Alamo was like completely [Music] face he's fabricating oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] remember please additional Supply Depots required yeah it was kind of like a slavery thing with Mexico which is why they declared like Mexico was not allowing them to have slaves They seized the land and then tried to do slavery it was kind of insane uh why would this better be good and also like a lot of the stories about what they did are also like uh apocalypse repair I think they probably have like one final push if I had to guess what what the [ __ ] you can't drop SUVs in the mineral line oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wait rebuild rebuild rebuilt rebuild rebuild ERS hold right here on the choke point [Applause] oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] we're getting tore up out there one minute no I'm not falling back I don't have any bunkers oh [ __ ] Commander this is Matt Horner just hold on cavalry's on the way take your time man no rush [Music] oh what's wrong I need [ __ ] I need more medics I need medics [ __ ] the [ __ ] base okay base is under attack oh no wait oh no hold back hold back pull back pull back hold on complete nine seconds get back come back get back home TV ready what are we protecting everyone died sit down easy brother literally cavalry's arrived but everyone's dead welcome to the park glad we made it in time sir you didn't make any time out of there you didn't make it in time the entire Army's dead hundreds of men lost their lives um three survivors yeah [Music] thank you damn Jimmy you've been holding out on me cutting it pretty close there Matt never left you hanging before sir you did fair enough just get us the hell out of here all batteries concentrate forward Firepower open up drives two and six All Hands brace for warp jump on my mark you got the Rollie what the hell happened we ain't seen the Zerg in years why attack marsara now it's not just marsara you need to see this Devastation spread throughout all outer rims sustaining heavy losses uh-oh billions of casualties foreign [Music] there's a grainy photo of a mass murderers we always knew she'd be back but what's she after she a baddie but she's not a baddie you know what I'm saying you can fix her really she killed billions of people but you can fix her at least it's not trillions okay there's no telling what the Zerg will throw against us this time sir we need to make sure our hardware and Munitions are up to the challenge yeah I'll check in with Swan down the Armory knowing him he's already got upgrades for us I hate to ask sir but is there a reason that convict's still on my bridge easy man is one of my oldest friends he helped me out of a real bind a few years back you know what the [ __ ] job well your friend has a criminal record as long as mine believe me if Takis Finley wanted me dead I'd be dead already understood sir oh new rooms Tigers what do you think about that one hell of a ship you got here Jimmy how'd you get a hold of a floating palace like this the Hyperion was Mink's Flagship back in the day me and Matt decided to borrow her when we parted company with him this old baby seen us through some tight spots speaking of tight spots tycus why are you still wearing that suit on my bridge yeah would you bust the zipper or something okay so I might have had a little help when I broke out of prison let's just say it came at a price I get to stay locked up in this suit till I pay off all my debts how does he pee and who's collecting those debts they are Mobius boys of course that didn't just run into him in a museum you know they want them artifacts something fierce your debts better not bite Us in the ass Tigers don't want to know that's that suit is filled to the brim with piss and [ __ ] dude up to here it reeks that's why he wants him up the bridge like he's a convict because it [ __ ] smells uh okay let's see Mission archives nowhere to that corner what do you got just how bad is it Matt attacking all over the sector sir Max pulled the fleet back to protect the Dominion core worlds leaving The Fringe worlds to fend for themselves it's a nightmare there's no way we could the rich get richer with one capital ship and a handful of volunteers best we just stay clear partner we can earn ourselves a fortune working for Mobius while this whole thing blows over okay I'm sorry I don't get it [ __ ] I I hate to cut off the at some point money doesn't matter do you know what I'm saying at some point if there's an invasion of an alien species that's killed billions what do you what's the money for what are you gonna buy it it's not broke talk I'm saying if tomorrow Mars invaded Earth and killed [ __ ] half the world and you're like well let's go see if this blows over and go make some money [ __ ] driving for Uber it's not you know what I'm saying you gotta eventually you gotta unite as humans because it's an invasion it's not just how bad is that Zerg are attacking all over the sector sir Max pulled the fleet back to protect the Dominion Leading The Fringe worlds to fend for themselves it's a nightmare there's no way we can stop an alien invasion with that that's why your garage will only ever fit one car at least we just stay clear partner we can earn ourselves is this how you all see yourself as this guy the whole thing blows over you don't get it convict this isn't gonna just blow over the Zerg won't stop until we're all dead okay don't worry Matt you guys are all sitting this one out but we're not exactly in Tip-Top shape shout it up we'll earn some cash and build up our forces so we can make a difference when it counts ah we have to be rich to make a difference I get that well I have 100K credits that's pretty good yeah sure any chance you'll get the lab up and running soon that'd be great okay uh Armory it's Gimli hey everybody our glorious leader has returned what's up cowboy what do you got for me Swan oh the usual building up our standing forces bringing my troops and Hardware up to speed huh yep you can add upgrades for the tech right here on the console but building an Army on the Run ain't cheap you brought back credits this time right look I know money's been tight but that artifact we just picked up from marsar is going to solve everything I've heard that before brother it's different this time yeah I heard that one too you sound like a deadbeat dad for sure uh I'm Rick Hansel that's what we got upgrading what we got is all well and good but when are we getting new hardware a lot of gaps in our inventory right now sometimes we take a job with some kind of new hardware and I get a schematic for it so we can make more of them the plans for other stuff we gotta either beg borrow or steal sometimes you have to press a to go to the next menu I like when game characters talk as if they're their character but they explain mechanics of the game it's big in Nintendo games uh Marine medic I have these I have bunker can I buy oh I can buy oh stim packs easy clap now I can micro oh I can't buy anything else uh I can increase the range of the bunker or the slots of the bunker who needs [ __ ] bunkers bro quote me on this a real gamer doesn't need [ __ ] bunkers we build a mobile Army that I micro I'm not buying [ __ ] for the [ __ ] bunker and that's on God give me back to the [ __ ] Bridge uh star map what's our general status Matt oh it's one of you pick all right chat you decide do we go to agria and get Zerg research and a fire bat unit or do we go to monolith and get protoss research and The Marauder unit legitimately let's do a poll that way it'll be a chat directed game and also I can order a [ __ ] taco all right pull my P ee i get it uh agria fire bat oh which planet Commander agria firebat uh uh oh what's the other one monolith monolith Marauder all right uh uh what the [ __ ] vote one for fire bat two for Marauder uh uh maybe chat knows which one's better I am going to get some food but I don't want to leak my location [Music] damn I'm [ __ ] hungry is all [ __ ] Five Guys what if I got five guys all right seems very clear everyone wants the [ __ ] Marauder let's do it uh I'm gonna just order the first now Paul whether I get Taco Bell or Five Guys you know what I mean dude I'm [ __ ] I'll just get Five Guys because it's easy like if I got cause it's [ __ ] easy oh guys juicy and easy Well why'd you say bro wants Five Guys and then the laughing face what's wrong with that oh my God Five Guys is expensive uh thank you for the sub reservations it's going to my Five Guys dark Dingus there for three months Pepe Sylvia leaving the 16 months uh uh yikes that is a [ __ ] 32 dollars her a burger and fries delivery yowza uh uh it is a large a large Cajun fry I will say double cheeseburger uh all right all right all right all right all right all right but it'll all be worth it if it gives me the fuel I need to get the zeld Naga artifact bat chest wait a minute wow this one has the girl and the chat picked this one sigmas I guess wow you guys really want to see taikus Finley more uh there it is Jimmy just like Mobius said easy money I don't know there's a lot of protoss down there wait a minute we're gonna have to what the warning multiple is it this one dumb hard Ah hell them Critters were just hiding on the ground there's one of these missions that's a survival Mission that's actually [ __ ] hard they're headed straight for our Shrine playing on Brutal that's the title that show complicates things we can't fight two armies at once partner with any luck we won't have to we only need to hold the area at the top of the shrine long enough to extract the artifact so we'll land here and cut our way through the produce lines while they're busy with the Zerg it's only a matter of time this is not the word overwhelm the produce we'd best grab the artifact and be long gone by then so I'm letting the Zerg kill the protoss so I can rob them that's cool that sounds based money uh yeah okay uh I wish I had my bunker upgrades but I guess I don't need them uh all right we need to upgrade stimpak or we already have it by default I do this better be great not enough minimum that means severely outnumber the protoss forces it is likely that protoss will fall short raining so what I have to get here and we've got to get that artifactor for the Zerg overrun the whole place oh it's a timing thing oh it's timing morning pro-chall stalkers are gathering at our perimeter all right oh [ __ ] wait I need a bearing transmission I got something new for you Cowboy Marauders the latest word in big bada boom Hardware yeah I ain't sure this is the best time to be experimenting swan best time there is let the Marauders loose against those stalkers and you'll see Tom insufficient that's being gas stations nice that's nice insufficient best Bean gas okay we need gas for this one oh more gas in the rear with the gear more of that rear with the gear yeah insufficient that's being gas I don't care not enough minerals I swear to God I know can I get this can I like [ __ ] numbers I can't get this Relic oh wait what if I have to get over there to get it oh wait let's have a blast oh it's bonus research oh [ __ ] sure wait a minute that's so based well that's gonna make it so much harder go ahead uh if I had a gamer and I have to get it I have to get it detected this better be good okay not enough minerals okay how do I do this uh I need more Barracks but I have no money all right I think I just power level I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna power level my economy pure economy pure upgrades last second I'm gonna push out I'm gonna get this I'm gonna push to the end if I try to do it early I'll [ __ ] up and die ready good plan Pepe live what's wrong with it what could possibly burn with my plan oh man wait the protest is not holding at all they're not holding it off I don't have a lot of time bro there is in oh I need Engineers I need upgrades not enough minerals dude bro I get it okay okay upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade perfect uh minerals like this seems pretty [ __ ] hard actually I feel like the protest is almost dead I've never played this campaign on Brutal so I have no idea uh uh what the differences are but it feels like this is this is so much faster SCB ready okay it's about to get heavy we make huh this feels this feels tough um we're gonna need another Depot baby macro macro macro macro macro not enough minerals all right our economy is maxed let's just cancel let's just go [ __ ] pure economy next wave what's the good pass here that's when we push upgrade finishes too no I don't know that's extra we don't need that The Doctor Is In add-on complete not enough minerals yeah yeah yeah I'm not leaving without all four products if I don't get all four it's a loss I need all four relics that's [ __ ] I I want full research insufficient come on come on come on come on we're gonna have time for this oh no add-on complete wait oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me The Doctor Is In oh my God not enough minerals oh my god dude we lost every Marine okay uh one [ __ ] Bailey I wasn't watching bad news news if you guys don't know bailings are the little green balls and they explode and do AOE damage you have to like kite back otherwise you lose all your Marines in one [ __ ] blow oh that's I lost every [ __ ] Marine bro you want a piece of meat boy all right now we go running out of time oh my God we're almost out of time wait go go go go go go go just go just go just go just go just go just go just go just [ __ ] go we don't have time oh [ __ ] me complete insufficient vespine gas keep making keep making keep making it we're gonna have time for this get out back home back up back up back home where's the other oh holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wait I wanna I don't oh God where's the other ones where's the other ones where's the [ __ ] other relics they must be this way gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we have time The Doctor Is In I get one turret one bunker for the home base go go go ready ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Doctor Is In [Music] Madison come on come on come on bad news look at the macro dude every resource spent go go go go go ahead [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] wait how when is the computer micro like that wait that's insane wait pause where the [ __ ] does the computer double force field block the [ __ ] Bridge and and storm that's crazy humans don't do that sure what the [ __ ] is happening what that's crazy [Music] The Doctor Is In don't do it again [Music] I can't get past oh [ __ ] hey babe what's up I am playing Starcraft Starcraft 2. I would love to because I would still I just need some food right now I'm gonna need both you know it's not 100 yeah what do you mean yeah that's what I wanted oh okay are you playing with a person or a robot robot I am I'm the robot I'm playing the story campaign what happened to your cousin no it's too crazy you have to sit down there's a lot m city like it's so crazy anyway are you gonna be like the Gino and like I can't believe it I'm not losing to a robot I'm winning everyone tries for me they're like yeah he's doing it but I can't see the Joel fish you can see it right there I'm not gonna make it bigger for you so you can see more joules man it's so funny what are you doing the [ __ ] flannel Joy yeah it's great it's just gonna be like do money to tell the story all right tell it let's chat wants to hear it okay what happened to your cousin unless we're gonna find out right now I told you other cousin who got like unknowingly someone put like Fenton along his tire when he crossed the border and he got caught yeah like he wouldn't have known to check and then even though it was like he was absolved in an accident they still revoked his Symphony which is like what we have yeah to cross the border yeah so he's like working on getting it back like a little more it's like messed up so that's the background okay so my cousin is Crossing with her friend to get supplies for her friend's business in the states okay and Anna cross is really frequently because she works in the states right and she's like being really nice to the CVP person and she's like giving back her IDs like she's basically made it she's ready to cross into the state all right and then the lady's like oh wait I forgot to ask like are you bringing anything back from Mexico and she was like no you didn't even check like you want me to open for you and then like she goes to the back and she like opens the back door it's like a big van like a Honda Odyssey and immediately she starts screaming on the radio like Colt 45 or something and I was like freaking out like whoa she can't see what's happening and she immediately gets handcuffed and her friend and they take him to separate cells for interrogation for like four hours total ends up being what the [ __ ] no [ __ ] idea what's happening she's like oh my God they put Drugs in My Car like whatever yeah it's a thing right I've met this guy I've met honest she was very sweet yeah yeah it's extremely nice she's like she said she was crying the whole time and that like she was thinking of all her family and how she was gonna go to jail and like she she went through all her cousins individually like including me and like thought about how we would think of her because like that we wouldn't believe her that she didn't purposely try I already was I mean yeah of course here's the crazy part like two hours in they're asking her to describe what's in her van right and she's kind of a messy person like so it's like okay it's this and this and we even had like stuff left over from my grandma's funeral like oh there was like a little angel statue and then it was like she said it was like so long on her and she's like do you recognize this blanket she's like no I don't never see that in my life it turns out that like when you remove the back seats there's like a gap that remains and under that blanket was a person what I tried across the border yeah oh that was a dead person I was like like a guy though [ __ ] who would play a dead body what the [ __ ] and then that's because they come like or whatever and then he like snuck in so there was a man hiding in the back of her car behind them it was just crazy and it was just like and it's funny because in the holding area she was like coming on her feet and she was talking to this guy and like she was telling him like it's gonna be okay like would you get caught her or whatever and then like after they got both released like they both agreed that they think that was the guy that was in her car yeah and he was like under 30 years old yeah but you don't want a creepy person I know but like after the fact they were like that means the whole time because for them they don't have Century so it takes like an hour yeah they were in the [ __ ] block every time they're talking about there's a person and like a guy was listening to them the whole time and they're like this sucks they talked about dicks for an hour yeah like because it was two girls right in there and I bet the guy was like it doesn't pass the battle test by the way two girls the worst part so you don't have like empathy for her is that obviously the car is like remains there right so they've towed it and they took it away and she has to she had to pay like a thousand dollars on her dime to get that [ __ ] out of the crowd what do they call it yeah the whole thing yeah yeah the impound yeah like that's so [ __ ] lame that's a lot of them ever since that I'm like so pretty like always check my car for drugs and people [Laughter] [Music] uh yeah so like that's crazy right that is crazy and I feel so bad she's she's I mean I am glad she's okay um sucks about the payment that's a lot of money yeah yeah everyone just like watch your car yeah yeah and like if you're gonna hide in the back of someone's seat to get a heavier blade yeah I'm hoping the guy like took like a granola bar or something like like he couldn't bring a podcast you know so you don't have to for six hours hide multiple people in a Honda Fit all right don't [ __ ] but like don't feel too bad and then he'll just try again you know until he gets successful maybe someone has a friendly feel that bad for him because he's stuck into someone's car he doesn't know him he did [ __ ] my cousin up yeah and like caused a lot of pain but yeah so I feel like for my cousin but like I don't know uh all right well that's crazy that's [ __ ] crazy on God honestly Like This Is Not Gonna Fill Me Up then why would you get this because I needed something no I'm hungry it's the brain power this game takes you know it really takes it out of here he had a while ago more than three hours and that's enough for a meal all right okay I'm losing time on my speed run man in a way why would people put fentanyl for his car they put fentanyl on the tire and then they have someone on the other side pick it up it's a way to smuggle it across the border without them putting any risk on themselves how would they know where the car is the person tells them or like they have a pattern it's usually someone that crosses the border every single day for like work I think Anna works at Starbucks or something so she like crosses every day goes to work at Starbucks comes back thanks for the strats I'm not telling you guys how to do it all right okay no more force fields dude I can't get past this [ __ ] Bridge The Doctor Is In they just infinitely force field not enough minerals they got to be out now go go go go go go running out of time we're running out of time we're running out of time we are literally running out of time not enough hold oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold hold hold hold we're not holding we're not holding we're gonna pull back oh [ __ ] me oh I wish I had better bunker upgrades okay we have to attack on both fronts [ __ ] it get it The Doctor Is In Place go go go go go go go I can't build here keep going I got back up back up back up back up back up okay okay The Doctor Is In I forgot I had stem this is hard leave some Trio bad news where does it hurt this is not great oh my God it's not great this better be good no I'm running out of time oh [ __ ] face is under attack warning berserk have almost reached the artifact [ __ ] [ __ ] dude thank you sir all right go go go go go go go go go go go just in time just in time oh what the [ __ ] is this the doctor is way warning preserve have begun extracting the artifact wait I thought I got the artifact s I got a crew coming down to pick up the artifact yes sir those are canceled culture we got what we came for it's high tailor Daddy I forgot how resourceful you were Jim oh it's carried imagine all right I could fix her so easily wow [Music] oh God okay where's the volume too loud [Music] I don't give people that said they have a crush on Kerrigan Kerrigan has a [ __ ] thorax she's got spindly spider limbs she that's funny convict she's got like [ __ ] razor teeth nothing I don't recall giving you access to our database just keeping up bro his ex is crazy seems his queen of blades got everybody Running Scared she don't look so tough you have no idea who she is do yet I guess don't matter to me none [Music] well it matters to Jim they were close once you're telling me they were shacked up apparently she was something else before the Zerg took her turned her into that and Jimmy feels responsible honestly if we have to face her again I don't know what he'll do my back there's only one thing to do I mean he's right I just kill a billion people that's that's kind of the cut off I think once you kill one billion people that there's no like there's no fixer motor I caught tycus hacking into our database sniffing around about Kerrigan I don't know what his game is but we clearly can't trust him hmm Matt me and Takis ran together a long time gotten all sorts of trouble when the law finally caught up he took the rap for both of us ever once ratted me out I got a second chance he got locked up I understand your loyalty sir but I owe him that leave it be yes sir it's funny to see this five-star general like saluting and saying yes sir to like a hick it's just who's got the best Rebel lines just heard the news by now Rainer looks like you're back in business that I am Mr Hill and fighting a zerg and Dominion all at once is going to take its toll on my standing forces you got any guns for hire sure the invasion makes it a seller's market right now still your bartender there makes a hell of a my tie so sure I've got some mercenary contracts you might be interested in you're all heart Mr Hill all right well I love these oh but they cost a lot of money is it just for one like if I hire these do I get them for every mission does anyone know you get multiple charges okay okay yeah then I'll get these this is pretty sick yeah Elite Marauders don't mind if I do but actually I'd rather get upgrades first [ __ ] that more news this is Donnie Vermillion live from unn tonight we're going to discuss the infamous queen of blades scientists do not shoot at screen speculated that the enigmatic alien is in fact an infested human that's right Donnie it's so obvious Zerg has a human heart more importantly Kate could this mean some kind of teren Zerg Alliance as possible Donnie there's never been any evidence at all to suggest that infested humans retain their free will you make a good point Kate the question is then how do we kill her that's one I think we all can agree on if Humanity yes sir Carlson blades needs to be eliminated everything uh uh yeah I mean every other zurich's a [ __ ] animal and she looks like a human I should really take this down I guess the crew thinks it's cool or something your Mobius buddies ever happened we're mentioned that the queen of blades wants these artifacts too hey they just give me the missions man what's it matter anyway putting that [ __ ] down would be doing everyone a favor I thought it was just about the money with you Titus nothing says I can't do my part for Humanity and get paid well for my trouble right yeah you're real Patriots uh okay Armory are you guys captively calling that he called a woman that killed two billion people a [ __ ] if there was ever a time to call someone a [ __ ] that would probably be it right she killed she killed billions of humans she killed the entire population of India and China she's misunderstood all right it's not her fault you literally hive mind controls every Zerg unit so it's not only her fault it's directly her action what about Hillary's emails foreign true I can't say who's worse you know uh uh I can't say who did more damage those emails just the fact that they existed uh okay Medics Medics kill faster and more efficiently sounds based and uh this was just really good though more HP on Marines adds up I purchase Uh custom shells oh this costs 90k I guess it shows easy clap and now I'm broke and still no bunker upgrades [ __ ] what's this oh cool all right back to the bridge uh Horner what you got are you all right sir confronting care again again after all these years we've got a stopper Matt know what she's after well we gave her a setback today the artifacts are obviously important to her wish we knew why uh I could still afford mercs made some new con lots of folks ready can I get the War Pigs or do I already have them nice I've already got them ah [ __ ] it [ __ ] it we ball uh new Mission please oh it's a pick okay do we go back to agria which we skipped to get the fire bat or do we go to Redstone the Devil's Playground we're going Redstone get the reaper brutal redstone heck of a place space Rasta I ever mentioned how much I hate volcanic planets good to see you made it they call me Taj you helped me mine the minerals I need and I'll make it worth your while okay what's the catch well this place is a little unstable the low ground gets flooded with lava every few minutes of course that's where the richest mineral nodes are found okay there will be no problem for a big tough guy like you I don't know how tough it is or when it's lava also picking up Zerg biosignatures on the surface we'll need to spend some of what we mind just to defend the operation the more we spend the longer this is gonna take two of my favorite things let's do this let's do this baby I will simply punch the lava okay work compound okay you gonna give me been waiting on you this better you gotta find stuff find stuff find stuff how do I know when the lava is gonna go what's going on yeah yeah armed and ready get back get back get back get back back oh lava surge imminent evacuate low ground immediately lava's Rising get those stvs to high ground right now yeah yeah hold on complete okay a CD ready gotta go back down though because I need money I need 8 000 minerals 8 000 net minerals like oh total or spend all clear it is now safe to proceed with mining operations not enough minerals well this is a bit of a tricky situation because 10-4 well okay armed and ready we gotta explore what's this way you got it SCV ready I got some friends coming to hoop you out Reapers you say hell Cowboy we gotta train more of these guys they're seriously badass oh yeah they're seriously badass okay explore get from above death from above where's the crew oh [ __ ] they're all dead [Laughter] alive I lost every Reaper that is good I have one YouTube never mind easy depleted still got one Reaper okay boy there's CD ready yes sir sir uh scanners show a large bio signature close to your position I'm brutalist I think a brutalist kill it that'll get my our research off to a flying start okay just a reminder sir the more minerals we expend on forces the longer it's going to take to reach our goal try to be economical but okay well butter field depleted oh we're out oh this is strange [Music] wait this is cringe I need to make more command centers oh [ __ ] me oh [ __ ] me be ready [Music] everyone up seismic activity everyone else increasing everyone option is advised War Pigs get up get up get up get up get up get up lava surge imminent evacuate low ground this is kind of a pain in the ass not enough minerals okay we need to get uh a second Command Center what's going on great job huh all clear it is now safe to proceed with mining operations oh my goodness depleted okay we need technology oh [ __ ] uh this is bad dude oh we gotta lift off lift up [ __ ] me [ __ ] me orders received wait this might be the one that I lose land it land it land it land it land it where's my War Pigs going on weird not enough minerals dessert comes from that way I'm just dead he's scared so how do I get gas yes sir cringe sure thing okay okay to do it right by me I'll do right by you yeah give me something he is the coordinates of the nearest oh run run run run this we need this [Music] we could use some help here Monroe field depleted yeah whatever complete mineral field depleted oh [ __ ] me all right so I have to go here next okay depleted sure mineral field depleted foreign this better be good what's going on go ahead The Doctor Is In The Doctor Is In lava lava caution is advised alert lava surge imminent evacuate low ground immediately not enough minerals I'm broke broke is a joke this is this is tough oh clear it is now safe to proceed with mining operations not enough minerals in the rear with the gear oh nice let's finish up this contract and get the hell off this planet I got you guys complete uh wait what's going on you're back here yeah yeah back here you guys are my gas miners base is ah [ __ ] ah [ __ ] no no no no let me hit me up this better be good old old you want something get this okay we have money uh uh any bigger Army because I have to kill the brutalist too in the rear with the gear holy [ __ ] the doctor is in minerals here so where's the next go time I need you guys to find Mr Duncan resources call Easy Money Easy Money pause all right you guys will be my separate Reaper Squad I'm listening go ahead armed and ready uh we go here I guess there's not that many minerals left I scared for mineral outcrops before We've Ended 54 data to you now [Music] armed and ripped seismic activity is increasing caution is advised boys alert lava surge imminent evacuate low ground immediately foreign this better be good it is now safe to proceed with mining operations Bill Missouri what's going on [ __ ] money that's a fact oh this works here awesome I'm actually gonna lose no dude no not enough minerals and then this is bad we could use some help here okay we have to hold we got a hole we gotta kill the brutalists how am I supposed to do this you get up here um [ __ ] up yes get [ __ ] orders received okay okay will there Mr Arena I got a thousand minerals over on the other side I got a thousand minerals that's it okay if we hold this spot we'll get the rest no this box [Applause] [Music] but I have to spend the money to make money oh this is so [ __ ] against my code of ethics depleted [Music] hear me [Music] a little bit of face is under attack The Doctor Is In okay all right we're gonna hold this spot look at the last time get up get up get up seismic activity is increasing caution no no no no no no lift lift lift alert lava surge imminent evacuate low ground immediately this is high ground right it's better all clear it is now saved to proceed with mining operations buy the numbers boys okay I really can't afford to make more troops or I'll never get the foul any power I'm not even close to 8 000. maybe I need uh maybe some Reapers all right we'll make a couple Reapers these guys will hold what's going on I'll get one turret there's nothing left sure thing just mine just mine you [ __ ] depleted done certainly fair enough agreed yes indeed huh that's all all right oh yeah baby oh that's all certainly on our way done okay two thousand mineral field depleted 2 000 looking good the scp's yearned for them yes they literally do this all right Middlefield depleted foreign seismic activity is increasing caution is advised okay I'm so far from 8 000. I'm so far from it and I've mined out like half the mat oh yeah it is now safe to proceed with mining operations hear me what's going on I'm gonna give me orders I feel you where's my Reapers this better be good can I attack feels like attacking is gonna be stupid why not let me attack and help me out oh you see money in here depleted okay it's better than some body bags we have 3 000 minerals get over here this is a big this is a juicer this is a big juicy money try everything I'm gonna have to kill dessert to get this get this [ __ ] done 4 000. all right we've already got half the minerals we need bad news huh we could use some help here okay by the numbers you're in for the mines no this better be good get up get up get up get up get up get up caution is advised oh get up no get off the logo lava surge imminent get off the low ground immediately okay wait we're not long ago then I can't handle we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there we're so [ __ ] close yeah it is now safe to proceed with with mining operations what's going on mine move it go ahead and you guys just hold the base hold the base we're so close 2 000 minerals that's all I need 2 000 minerals sure why not wait we're literally almost done with the map though how much is left waiting on you is there minerals that's fine wait we did it we went we hit the whole map wait I think we hit the whole map so is this mining though who's done Mr just a few more minerals to go all right great just hold we don't need any more [ __ ] gas get out there get out there and mine you [ __ ] all right I don't feel like there's anything left and ready oh up here right here mineral field depleted the whole Army this way of course depleted what's going on we could use some help here who are the colors huh uh-huh grab it run S easy crap right we're done okay left we're getting it off from here seismic activity is increasing finish it finish mining I don't give a [ __ ] finish minor lava surge imminent evacuate movement immediately operations oh my God all right boys nice work we got what we came for now let's get out of this hell hole finished already talking about most ethical CEO I'll kill the Brutus with lava will be a funny trick more story pog nice work sir the payoff from Redstone really got us back on our feet why is that Tosh guy bored he wanted to talk to you in person sir what is he wearing about conducting more business ventures together you do any digging on him of course and he's no pirate rumor has it he's a renegade ghost until he vanished he was one of the Dominion's top assassins now manx hates him almost as much as he hates you oh man I like this guy already just the same we best keep an eye on him yes sir wait we got a sub from war Pig uh one minute ago who said he's literally in a McDonald's ad War Pig are you here four picks the guy I met in New Zealand wait I want because he went to work in marketing and uh yes you have a link can we watch I would love to see your McDonald's ad I'd be sick as [ __ ] did you go SC2 League melee yes correct that's my path what's up that Goku how you doing that's also your path insane a true Chad gamer you are there's probably no better path except for our ptosis path which is StarCraft 1 the Starcraft 2 back to Starcraft 1. and then never leave for the rest of his life that's a beast path Warcraft into DOTA into gentian that is the cursed path if there are two forks in the road you took the [ __ ] scary one with the overhanging gray trees or racial plants jerk but I'm doing the campaign on Brutal right now so it's Taryn all right let's see wait we gotta watch this maca's ad from war Pig oh all right starts off great already spicy yes delicious is there sound all I can taste is the oh I need this [Music] [ __ ] [Music] that's [ __ ] hype makes me want to throw away my five guys and get [ __ ] McDonald's right now so are you are you uh at the agency doing social strategy for McDonald's are there a client McDonald's is he is a client are you an agency or yet are you in-house that's awesome dude that's so sick you were grinding you wanted a job at marketing and you got to move to Auckland and now you're that's dope man congrats um is your Five Guys spicy and delicious it's pretty tasty but it's neither it's not spicy so um bro gotta let us forget yeah I get no bun [ __ ] sue me yeah I don't like the bun The Bun is too much bread I want I got the lettuce wrap cheeseburger I'm not gonna apologize for it it's not cringe it's cool little bro scared of bread I'm not scared of it I don't I'm not quaking in fear I just like the lettuce because it really gets to the heart of the matter and I'm not yeah I like keto or keto or whatever I eat fries all right I just don't like the bun because there's too much bread literally all broken already yeah that's fine the core ingredient is good huh that's fine I can't I can't debate you effectively because I'm also stuffing my face it's not fair you guys are not eating and I'm eating as I talk so I can't you guys are keep throwing words at me that I want to counteract but I'm also hungry among keto minus the O so you're on cat I get it oh chat stop saying bread you're scaring him you're not scaring me let's see what's in the news Donnie Vermillion unn your first last and only stop for the truth tonight our own Kate lockwell uncovers a secret shadow War waged by our brave Dominion ghosts against a ruthless hidden enemy thanks Donnie I'm talking live with specialist in the Dominion [Music] what can you tell us about that welcome I'm not allowed to say much but I can't tell you that his allies will not we expect them very soon I think we'll all sleep a little better tonight knowing our Dominion forces are watching over us for unn I'm Donnie Vermillion yeah you ever heard of a guy named Gabriel Tosh only rumors way I hear it he was mixed up in some covert brands of the ghost program that produced some real scary badasses word was Tosh snapped and went rogue and play a real cool with that can he'd cut your throat to his look at you I've dealt with Rogue ghosts before is the one still working for men so I got a problem with I'm sorry did you ask if that was Donkey Kong no Tigers Finley is not Donkey Kong this is not a it's not a crossover all right uh oh we buy some [ __ ] are we sure I guess I've never seen him in the same room all right I think upgrading Medics the way I play hardcore medic Marine I don't want to upgrade Reapers don't give a [ __ ] about Reapers Reapers [ __ ] suck I'm upgrading this I'll spend all my cash on it that just sounds [ __ ] Epic all right Swan what do you got no we got pirates on the ship lab Commander the alien artifact is all secure in the lab sir you know seeing it got me to thinking about my special projects whoa slow down Steadman Nerge you doing some kind of research down here yeah well you know not yet sir I still need some additional specimens to get things going once I get those we can make some big improvements to our weapon systems well I'm all for that what do you need all kinds of things I've entered the details into our database if you run into something on a mission that we need you'll be notified automatically just try not to blow up the ship okay Stedman speak English Mr scientist Zerg tank creepy artifact oh commander commander Commandments I've been giving these artifacts some thought oh don't worry I know what you're gonna say I haven't been running Diagnostics on them or anything well at least not directly at any rate just spit it out son well sir when the second piece was added the m ambient containment field spiked drastically I know if we add any more pieces we'll need to draw even more power from the ship's Fusion core to maintain the field so holding these things is dangerous and expensive well the sooner we get them off my ship the better okay what can I research though oh [ __ ] I forgot you yeah this is cool you get to make choices you have to pick one or the other so I get uh shrike turrets or I get fortified bunkers uh uh I don't care whole informable I'm not I don't want to grab my bunker anyway bro it's more HP or automatic damage turret that way I can make bunkers into offensive units warning once made the choices irreversible yeah [ __ ] it and I can't pick any of these okay all right cool uh to the bridge lads should research how to get some hoes I don't know if I can find that in Starcraft 2. I'm not sure if that's gonna show up in the menu here all right let's see agria we've already vetoed it twice or Bells yeah no one's voting I agree I [ __ ] I'm skipping uh here here we merge prettier than Redstone yeah I don't much like fighting protos if I can avoid it fanatics they believe the Tara scene is Secret from this ill Naga if these towering bring in their air power they're gonna Hammer us Swan get the Goliath schematics loaded at the factory if their anti-air missiles are still any good we might just pull this off all right Cowboy I'll get the Goliath schematics loaded so we can build more okay how do we get to the terrazine see those orders Mystic set him up to collect the tyrosine just need to cook okay well our scvs will be able to haul the terracine we just got to keep them protected with any luck we can pick up what we need before the talderim find us okay all right let's get to it sounds fun to me Welcome to the Jungle we got fun and games more money so we have Goliath now these are pretty cool here are the coordinates for the terrazine sites brother make our lives a little easier so what does this mean our scvs can pick up terracine canisters and move them it'll take them a while to disconnect the canister so make sure you watch out for them okay oh I see oh I see oh wait what the [ __ ] SCV ready okay boy it's kind of a pain bad news shouldn't I just do a bunch at once worries it's gonna be hard [Music] I've got the first canister on hooked sir I'll take it to the nearest Command Center cool good job that's the first canister field then wait I still have any units which makes me a little spooked insufficient best female gas Goliath I guess the economy's pretty [ __ ] how am I add on SCB ready yeah sorry you must be hot I want to build a mall here now we just need some of this gas here it's long gone before you know it no you shall not defile the breath of creation the protests are mobilizing sir looks like they're gonna go after our scvs when we Harvest The Terraces [ __ ] I suggest we only Harvest one side at a time and run with a heavy escort TV ready okay these goliaths aren't so good my auto repair good morning Natalia are sealing off a terrazine altar oh no tall dreamer sealing off the terrazine altar so we can't get at him they keep it up we want to collect enough wait I I don't know so it's timing I have no Army yet though I can't stop these guys I can't stop them that was what I have maybe [ __ ] it okay we get there in time I don't even think we can make it in time [Music] kill it kill it oh they sealed it [ __ ] I didn't get it done [ __ ] okay sucks there is in a CV ready foreign what's going on sure thing not enough minerals not enough minerals not enough minerals okay warning Matilda Rim are sealing off a terrorist you ain't sealing off [ __ ] [ __ ] you ain't sealing off [ __ ] not enough minerals we got money we got upgrades we're gonna attack we're almost out of time go for it go for it go for it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it go go go in the rear with the gear by the Numbers boys not enough minerals yeah yeah yeah uh War Pig threes up back up back up we need more Goliath it turns out I think oh repair repair okay uh man I love Starcraft it's awesome see my favorite Superman I guess yeah game rules it's a [ __ ] all-time great game the campaign's pretty fun I like the upgraded oh they're feeling the problem is these missions take a lot of focus they're [ __ ] not enough minerals all right we gotta stop we gotta stop what's up sure thing it's go time they give me orders we could use some help here hey go go go insufficient thespian gas War Pig no I can't afford it so I think what I should do is get the farthest ones first be quiet right if I have to get seven of these I need six more so what if I get so this is three this is six so let's get let's get the farthest ones first oh this one's sealed [ __ ] piss affirmative yeah yeah yeah I heard it all before insufficient that's being gas okay warping War Pig [Music] additional Supply Depots required oh come off it with the Supply Depot not enough additional supplies not enough minerals uh we're gonna expand we're gonna expand that's what we're gonna do what's going on we're gonna expand there we go good sure we could use some help here gangway that storm The Doctor Is In SCB ready hogs in chat for the real MVPs the medics what if I let him have that one what if I let him have that one and we make a forward base go ahead online uh all of these go to our forward base not enough and I think now not enough minerals not enough minerals we have enough the doctor so let's say we got this one additional supplies this one this one that's three four five six all right let's do it we have to get one more so you let's get the farthest one let's get this one yes sir the doctor is in and we're just gonna go hold it Colossus foreign oh that CV ready I'm pretty FedEx [ __ ] cool all right Harvest it all this two at once actually [ __ ] it do it once baby collecting terracine from two places at once it's gonna be harder to keep the tall dream off our backs but the quicker we're done here the sooner we can get off this rock oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] The Doctor Is In the field depleted uh that's bad that's bad that's bad it's bad foreign every altar they shut down sets us back further get some of your boys out there and stop them I'm trying down you're doing great keep it up you just said it was okay let's get this one let's get a far one yes sir performance it's Jordan additional Supply Depots required oh there's a thing there's a relic get the Relic we need more we need more we need more sufficient that's being Gap warning the town are sealing off a terrazine Ultra Ultra I know I can't get there be careful they're sending their ships to take out your scvs shoot them down quick or we're finished yes sir our additional survival [ __ ] oh [ __ ] additional Supply Depots required I gotta re-fucking Harvest it depleted okay we need we need both of these we're in the rear with the gear where's the last Relic where's the last Relic additional Supply Depots required I can't build here come on come on come on uh uh I need the last Relic this better be if you want this you guys hold this you guys get back the last Relic you got it both what Reddit we're not holding yes get out of there go go go go go go oh [ __ ] wait we're running out of altars The Doctor Is In that's over half the canisters you wanted to feel depleted okay we have five we have five we got five there's one right here and then what's left oh we're running out of money bro we got a slow dance they've sealed off Five Guys is already I know oh Jim geyser right here use the last two yeah let me get these we can't let them get these we actually can't let them get these wait we can't we can't we can't okay we can't let him get these run get out of there okay more money we're at six oh tree walk the walk we just need one more canister oh [ __ ] me dude wait [ __ ] me off a tourism warning that elderlyum are sealing off the terrorism no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no those are the last two we're oh we're we're so [ __ ] SCV ready not enough minerals kill this guy kill us guys I'm so [ __ ] we have to get one more tall dreams seal off any more terracy I know I know I know I know wait I'm gonna lose I'm actually gonna lose face is under attack the doctor is in the doctor we're not losing this we're not losing this add-ons no no no no no that's the last one dude I can't stop him warning it's the last one and I don't know where the [ __ ] final Relic is gonna be good why is it so [ __ ] hard not enough minerals we gotta do a mission to Mars attack everyone hold oh we're not holding oh it's over awesome uh listen to Mars go oh scvs are under attack we're out of money no it's okay uh uh hold this gotcha not enough minerals we actually lose no dude no okay all right this is gonna take a long time this is gonna take a long time oh I could I should have got that tell the room or that [ __ ] terrazine so early um does it feel like a world record it is absolutely a world record okay uh uh I guess load load load from my checkpoint it it was fine all right the starting was good oh with your readership the worst moments of [ __ ] this is exactly what it was all over no this is all over already sure thing wait this better be good okay I needed to make Medics out of the ass and then this and the Goliath all right three two one three two one Hustle get the tall dream seal off any more terrazine there won't be enough left for us here hold here oh my [ __ ] god this Colossus I need I need pure Marauder that's what I need is pure Marauder not enough minerals not enough space is under attack no dude how how how how how how The Doctor Is In warning the child dream are sealing off a terazine altar stop stop stop it's not gonna work wait all right I'm gonna try something desperate I'm gonna try something [ __ ] desperate I just need one more canister warning that Albury marcelon we're just going to rush it we're going to rush it we're going to rush it we're going to rush it but I'll do him are sealing off the terrazine it's not working all right okay okay number two number two number two number two number two number two number two number two number two number two so you're working out there and stop them three down you're doing great keep it up yeah yeah yeah I heard that before dead additional Supply Depots required oh you know what I had to do it yeah everyone go here we're gonna hold these bad news warning the town are sealing off a toes in altar I need to take a strikes Force no I can't do that maybe I can't give me maybe it's a timing thing what's going on okay just just mind it let's grab the terrazine and [ __ ] [ __ ] off mineral field depleted not enough minerals [Music] yeah yeah just go just go just go in their ships to take out your scvs shoot them down quickly we don't care we don't care we don't we don't care Stephen A Smith we don't care we don't care bro just rush it just actually it's gonna rush it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah where's the last one what's the last one it's right here it's over half the canisters you wanted five that's six keep going just keep pushing keep pushing is that what's going on a six that's six that's six we're seven Seven's here Seven's here Seven's here go ah go right there go go go stay in the rear awesome you and your radar sure cat and walk the walk we just need one more canister yeah yeah [ __ ] shut up one more guess one mine it minor hold hold hold baby hold we got a big blob last one [Music] This Must Be Stopped meet him in the middle complete last one last one [ __ ] last one back it up pack it up additional supplies come on come on come on warning I don't give a [ __ ] steal it off Seal it off [ __ ] you gonna give me orders oh yeah we got it we got it wait we didn't get all the research we didn't get all the research wait hold here hold here where's the last research wait save where the [ __ ] is the last research where is the [ __ ] research we gotta slow the tall dream down they've sealed off five guys already no no no quit your cringing The Doctor Is In okay make more bunkers we have to hold this one terrorism everyone hold here this better be good The Doctor Is In vest for you guys are exhausted go go go go go The Doctor Is In finish the job I think we've outstated our welcome boys it was because of Colossus is dude they got out of control all right 120 Grand in my pocket that feels good and and the hits keep coming what time is it I'm I'm I think I'm gonna beat this tonight I'm gonna keep going I'm gonna grind I want to see the story I want to see the end sir I received an encrypted transmission from an untraceable Source it claims that Tosh here was part of a classified operation called project blade walk like this they use jorium and terazine to enhance ghost powers project Shadow Blade specters Next Generation course and you were gonna tell me all this when we all have our secrets Mr Rina doesn't mean I'm any threat to you maybe not but whoever sent this message Matt any way to verify the transmission no sir but it does end with I'll be in touch soon trying to turn us against each other don't let him I'll let it lie for now at least till I find out who sent this transmission but I'll be keeping an eye on you Tosh you can try I mean you're literally glowing you have a suit with uh what Al stealthy is the red lights that blink up and down your suit Tosh what do you guys say still don't trust me brother until you decide eat nothing to discuss okay I repeat death toll is in the thousands a minion weapons plan exploded hours of our section that has taken out several housing complexes in this working class neighborhood Dominion Security Forces claim it was an act of Terror by the notorious Jim Rainer but our own investigations suggest that the plant must have been infiltrated by forces with sophisticated stealth Technologies he begs the question could some of the Dominion's ghost operatives have gone Rogue for UNM this is Kate lockwell reporting from the core World Netflix 2. interesting she does good journalism that Kate lots of folks ready to fight mercenaries for the right price Barton company I feel like the mercenaries suck ass dude they never they never they're not what I need bro I need upgrades for hundreds of units not one unit strong give me Armory I want I want my squad to feel strong all right what good is first class if my brothers can't sit as J Cole once said with slightly different language uh definitely want to upgrade my whistle no this is crap upgrade units bro Medics no longer required Tech Lab is interesting uh Marauder's gaining life is pretty damn good Goliath can fire at Aaron ground simultaneously oh wait this is amazing I'm just gonna spam Goliath bro yeah let me just upgrade this and I'm just going to spam Goliath I'm just gonna macro and make a [ __ ] ton of Goliath Porter what do you make of that encrypted message Matt I honestly don't know sir if Tosh really is one of these specters a clear manx would try to ruin your partnership but Tosh isn't telling us everything if we're going to win this revolution I know we have to be sure of our allies uh yeah so true does anyone else to talk to you tycus the Tash is a whack job Jimmy spins always time murdering and playing around with those damn dolls so do you except for the dolls well I need someone to balance out your sophistication in good manners the guy ain't riding ahead brother I can appreciate some good honest craziness but that guy he's got something broke inside feels racist right I feel like if Tosh was white tycus wouldn't be saying this I don't know if it's it's just it feels charged especially the dolls comment laboratory what do you got for me research I thought I got a [ __ ] oh I did did I yeah all right do I get branadium plating which makes armor upgrades better or do I make Ultra capacitors which make attack upgrades better uh uh offense is better than defense [ __ ] it [ __ ] it we ball um all right we talked to everybody we upgraded everything we spent our money let's [ __ ] go agria I'm skipping and we're going to reports of a new Dominion Salvage operation they're running a large number of Supply trains with minimal security if we intercept the trains and liberate their contents before they can be shipped off world we could make a serious never thought we'd be back to this graveyard again what have we got Matt the dominions restored power to the old rail network they're using the trains to move Salvage to a central processing station our informants say the dominions found something unusually valuable and they're transporting it to the processing station today it's on one of these trains but unfortunately they're all scan Shields tell which one we'll have to hit as many as we can and hope we get lucky this is kind of like balloons but less sophisticated that Horner plan you got a better one sir I'm all ears it's all good Matt you sold me well let's go rob ourselves some trains yeah actual Space Cowboy it's kind of like a firefly dude fireflies in my top five shows wait a minute I did not mention Firefly we're talking about favorite TV shows Firefly rules [Music] not enough minerals uh yeah Firefly just [ __ ] Bangs dude okay uh interesting money vehicles in the Hills the Dominion haven't sounded better fast prototyping their rail guns will be great for stopping those trains no pun intended I'll upload their schematics to a factory Network there may be other vehicles around the week in commandeer we should keep our eyes open can I use one Diamondback to get the other shot complete all right so maybe this is a bad level to build any sort of Barracks unit I mean I just built Diamondbacks and goliaths whoa easy money pleasure watch the plan uh oh I like it oh Victory Is Ours oh relax on the move I guess we can just build like 50 Diamondbacks it feels like the levels are encouraging me to build whatever the [ __ ] a train is approaching through a tunnel in the northwest TV ready wait can't I just [ __ ] set up camp what's on your mind like right here the missions are encouraging to learn different units I'm in a [ __ ] hard Force Marine medic every Mission just because you said that ruined macro SS at the ready go on excellent Victory Is Ours not devious additional Supply Depots required go ahead huh excellent work sir we can utilize the train scrap payload to build more units yeah buddy we obviously won't find many natural mineral Fields here we can salvage from the trains okay additional Supply Depots let's make more Diamondbacks let's make more goliaths let's make an Armory let's make another Factory in fact [ __ ] you and lands a train is coming through the Western tunnel check it out Jimmy and maybe it started sending escorts to protect the trains see if we can get a second base that would be pog already and then we'll have a big [ __ ] Army and then we'll be no problem not enough minerals uh that's a pretty big escort can we stop it okay what needs killing uh upgrade not enough minerals one of these not enough minerals one of these afterwards Commander I'm picking up increased calm traffic from the Dominion sounds like they're planning to attack our base we better be ready I like it FCB ready Trends getting away finish it finish it wow I like it a train is exiting the southern tunnel uh we can't get that one hear me I'm waiting let's see be ready okay lift off dude I'm [ __ ] distressed this is stressful what's going on what needs killing more money more money one two one two one two one two and you go on everyone get out here except for you guys get back to work one of you go heal the things this train gets away let's [ __ ] this train I can't stop it uh go get dessert brains add-on complete get the Zerg bones poker suitcase yes sir that CB ready there's one more defiler bone where is it upgrade complaint where is it CV ready where is it where is it bro oh there it is get me out of here mineral field depleted okay sir one of the trains got through we can't let too many get past us or we'll miss the cargo we're looking I understand that thank you well I can't miss two trains on the move SCB ready yeah I need to locate more Diamondbacks where are they Victory is up excellent we just need more of these bad boys more insufficient vespin gas what needs killing what needs killing depleted go on excellent of course okay okay I think his balloon's experience would help him they're making bunkers where the hell is this I think it's mineral field depleted holy [ __ ] we're out of money yeah what a big job huh oh it's we're gas constrained oh my God we're gas constrained oh wait this is [ __ ] tragic wait go ahead yes sir oh [ __ ] wait no hide the train is approaching for tunnel in the middle oh my God get back to work get back to work oh [ __ ] me dude repair repair how do I dude there's no more money on this map I don't even there's no more money no there's not a mine I have to destroy [ __ ] five more trains there's no more money left what should be out of here oh [ __ ] me [ __ ] me it's ours [ __ ] me we had to kill a train bro go ahead everyone get to the mines oh my God wait I'm getting absolutely [ __ ] shellacked here additional Supply insufficient best being gas how how are you supposed to do this with no money what's going on SCV ready that's been guys are exhausted oh you're kidding me a train is coming through the Western tunnel ready I'm stunned this is like the hardest mission by far wait go and then go back I don't see insufficient that's being gas our SUVs depleted God it has tanks yes they're here you guys heal uh we need we need armor maybe Hammer security best beam guests bro I have no [ __ ] resources get a heat lock on your base oh wait catch him off guard catch them like right here additional Supply Depots oh we're actually just gonna lose we're actually just gonna lose my pleasure wait how is this [ __ ] possibly ah get me out of here thank you go oh my God oh my God whoa bass is under attack that is so fast oh my God foreign wait what the [ __ ] all right uh okay what the hell the Dominion are constructing a series of bunkers to protect the tracks okay be careful grab this maybe we have to like be quiet we have to like mineral Fields make our own bunkers like right here what's going on let's get on me additional Supply depots a train is approaching Northwest can't build here like what if we just make our own infinite wall of bunkers that they can't get past ah you scared me insufficient that's being gas we're still so broke that's what I don't guess we're actually bro what needs killing at the ready not devious this might be a full restart I don't even see where I would get more free units right there what else what needs kill all right what was the next train next train was like right here right we're just gonna we're gonna camp out go go go job huh I'm gonna camp out right here yep yep oh scvs are under attack there's been guys are exhausted a train is coming through the West End Times kill everything I can't build here bad news what's up sure thing yeah we'll just fill the bunkers with Marines go ahead this is this is crazy yeah yeah in four times okay hold the line hold the line hold the line hold the line okay get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him wait it's actually working it's [ __ ] empty bunker turrets were the best idea I ever had on the move SCV ready mineral field depleted Spike Factory why the engineering base I can build turrets killing Sir I'm detecting Dominion kill teams patrolling the tracks with large groups of marauders okay don't care literally don't care don't talk their location with a red warning symbol well you mark your [ __ ] mouth and shut the [ __ ] up all right [Music] you'll need to use Diamondbacks to catch them wait what the [ __ ] is going on what the [ __ ] is going on Marauder kill squads just oh get get get oh you're joking insufficient thespian gas when you're joking bro it's got me out of here okay it's a full restart because I I have to like from minute one be wielding a [ __ ] wall the [ __ ] trains are so fast so I need I need Diamondbacks to kill it but Diamondbacks can't beat the marauder kill squads because Marauder's hard counter Diamondbacks so okay uh okay restart mission okay I need to do is just build I need to build the wall I need to build the wall that's what I need to do give me orders I need to build the wall and make dessert pay for it yeah absolutely gangway ready got it sir it turns out there are a few Confederate vehicles in the Hills the Dominion haven't salvaged yet here's what we're gonna do I made a pass prototyping we're gonna build [ __ ] schematics to a factory Network there may be other vehicles around the week in commandeer we should keep our eyes open [Music] we're gonna build SCV ready grab this grab this grab this what's up uh give me another dime back ready and we are going to grab this [ __ ] second base add-on that's the plan we're gonna get [ __ ] so much money early two active mining bases and we'll win for sure there's like a [ __ ] Pro brood War build there we go there we go of course these guys will hold that train start getting gas eventually and I think we start building the start building bunkers earlier like you in the rear with the game let's let's just [ __ ] us Focus up and build like a perfect bunker wall yo not enough minerals and then you just build Marines not enough minerals this will work this will work what's going on CD ready yeah well let's be part of one two one one two one two uh nothing insufficient money excellent work sir what else is there to explain can you utilize the train scrap payload to build more units get this we obviously won't find many natural mineral Fields here so we should make the most of what we can salvage from the trains there's nothing get me out of here okay George research get this SCB ready come on come on you want a piece of me it's got a big [ __ ] economy early a train is coming through the Western tunnel yeah yeah don't care Dominion started sending escorts to protect the trains and then we're gonna hold SCV ready I can't build here that CD ready mineral field depleted okay mineral feel uh you guys been waiting on you deficient best beam gas all right go back ah what needs killing be embarrassed I need an engineering Bay Commander I had an armored up increased calm traffic from the Dominion actually we're gonna go we're gonna go magic to attack our base we're gonna go medic Marine we better be ready bass is under attack oh you're choking me what needs killing [ __ ] [ __ ] one of the trains got through can't let too many I can't I can't I can't lose the second train that isn't that's not gonna work that's not gonna work for me okay full restart full restart full restart full restart full restart full restart version We're Not Gonna We're Not Gonna okay here we go actual Focus three two one hyperspeed hyper Focus flash APM let's go bad news this better be good [Music] not enough minerals sir it turns out there are a few Confederate vehicles in the Hills the Dominion haven't salvaged yet and I didn't think they made it past prototyping their rail guns will be great for stopping those trains I'll upload the schematics to a factory Network there may be other vehicles around the week in commandeer we should keep our eyes open yeah yeah my pleasure at the ready on the move I need to find the other free Diamondbacks actually that's exactly what I gotta do I don't know where they [ __ ] are but it would help me so much outstanding MCV ready [Applause] we could use some help here go ahead well that's the earliest possible expansion I can't get faster than that drug research of course go there a train is approaching through a tunnel in the northwest first Train's easy first Train's easy first Train's easy okay okay not enough minerals you guys have to kill the first train I like it where is the other [ __ ] three be ready what's going on this will probably barely finish in time apparently finished the time okay get this that's the last research right okay follow this line until I find the free insufficient best come on awesome free free free I need more free units oh right here right here that's huge at the right measure okay grab these grab this excellent work sir get down here we can utilize the train scrap payload to build more units we obviously won't find many natural mineral Fields here so we should make the most of what we can salvage from the trains okay this is this is already good we just have to a train is coming through the Western tunnel check it out Jimmy if we get started sending escorts to protect the trains yeah yeah upgrade complete okay additional Supply Depots required dude stop ready okay Victory Is Ours okay we have to get this one we have to get this one mineral field depleted uh I don't know how to say it we have to get this trained so every Army get down here can I thank you bad news SCV ready okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go what needs killing get me out of here Commander I'm picking up increased calm traffic from the Dominion sounds like they're planning to attack our base oh we're not gonna get back to the train are we in time all right you know what we're letting that one go we're letting that train go ES get me out of here not enough mineral sir one of the trains got through yeah I know can't let too many get past cargo we're looking for something the train is exiting the southern tunnel oh my God oh my God damn okay we have a phenomenal economy truly a great robust economy now we just need what needs killing TV ready [Applause] um this is going good this is going good bad news biscuit yeah we hear your SCV ready upgrade SCB ready [Music] is it money natural Victory Is Ours is there any more of these freebies we're not seeing it everything else is like within oh right here maybe I like I like insufficient vest okay I need a everything's upgraded uh I need all of my Marines to go here and get in these [ __ ] bunkers I don't want to upgrade it either it's a waste is there no other train is coming through the Western tunnel yeah mineral field ready and they're like Mass repairs you guys get up here mineral fields free stuff yeah yeah get in here four units let's go uh much better economy than previous times mineral field depleted much better okay yeah I mean this start is just much better the Dominion are constructing a series of bunkers to protect the tracks yeah [ __ ] off you're ready what's on your mind 80s huh you guys I guess armed and ready there's no more money on this [ __ ] map scvs are under attack waiting I like it bass is under attack a train is approaching through a tunnel in the Northwest did I lose my [ __ ] oh get me out of here lscvs are under attack Victory Is Ours oh Gateway coming through get me out of here our scvs are under attack depleted yeah yeah what needs killing gangway stop stop okay we're out of money wait go here our SUVs are under attack oh no no no no no no what's on your mind holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh additional Supply Depots required okay I got all the the father bones I don't know where the [ __ ] free Diamondbacks are but I guess I don't really need those they're not research mineral field to get me out of here so based on this the train is coming through the Western tunnel wood needs killing not enough minerals oh yikes okay this is probably the best we've ever done by a good margin yeah I still had a train through it but I have no more income as long as the outcome is income but the outcome is not income Drake Drizzy I got nothing okay it's all done to this we just hold I guess our SUVs are under attack oh no that's a lot SUVs lost lesbian guys are exhausted ah use the money to repairs damn this feels like a [ __ ] nightmare there's nothing left to get sir I'm detecting Dominion kill teams patrolling the tracks with large groups of marauders their location with a red warning center I can't do anything about the kill team to try to avoid them oh he said he said avoid them I did not hear that the first time when I ran my entire Army into the kill team that makes so much more sense I was like how the [ __ ] do I stop this kill team it literally is hard countering my unit that I had to spend all my money on holy [ __ ] he said avoid them a void that makes so much sense all scbs are under attack what's on your mind a train is approaching through a tunnel in the northwest the Dominion of boosting their trained speeds somehow oh Dodge use Diamondbacks to catch him devious they are in my bed they are my base all right we on the move we are losing the whole base excellent well that doesn't matter we don't need a base we have an army an army of Heroes holy [ __ ] is under attack wait I can't get past these [ __ ] Marauders pleasure wait they're literally surrounding me how the [ __ ] how do you do this wait how are you supposed to do this this is so stupid bro what this is so stupid they literally pincered me and then the train [ __ ] went back go through your base it's the base is [ __ ] around it's a loop oh my God foreign go back to the base Salvage Salvage Salvage sure I'm detecting Dominion kill teams patrolling the tracks with large groups of marauders I'll mark their location with a red warning symbol put in the base still to try to avoid them yeah yeah sir the train is approaching to the tunnel in the north west the Dominion of boosting their train speed somewhere you need to use Diamondbacks we're gonna wait for these guys to run past then we swoop in and kill the train easy foreign [Music] s get the next train we are out of money we are out of [ __ ] cash everything's depleted I'm waiting all right all right we got this we got this is such a low resource map it's crazy we'll do [Music] it again you want to run some fortnite Duos tomorrow oh I would but I've already promised my many other fortnite playing Chatters that I would do it with them you just missed it bad news unfortunate how many busy offline playing fortnite with them all day catch this train when it comes by [ __ ] I was gonna ask afterwards yeah I know I know I know of course it's a bummer that's a bummer but can't be helped first come first serve you know come on come on oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no what's on your mind run run run run victory exhausted run run run pleasure I like it of course okay okay look at this we need to get this oh what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing oh my [ __ ] God bro this is bad let me out of here oh how are you supposed to win this bro all right it's one more train it's one more train it's one more train it's one more train we're getting pencil we're getting pincered we're getting pincered we're getting pincered we're getting pincered no no [Laughter] okay wait the train is exiting wait Dodge Dodge looks like the Dominion ran out of whatever they were juicing the trains with bigger escorts though you better watch us yeah last train last train of course face is under attack last train holy [ __ ] here we go everything we got my base is dead I have to get this [ __ ] out we oh no no no no no [ __ ] it we won't hit the trace hit the train base is under attack we're not even close what the [ __ ] oh God the Ravens just blew the [ __ ] I think maybe I can get that one I think if I focus fire everything on it we could just Blitz it not devious excellent on the move we gotta what we gotta do they're exhausted not enough minerals let's get everything down here what's going on go on get me out of here is everything down here we got to rebuild we gotta rebuild the uh bunkers yep in the rear with the gear get me out of here oh no oh no oh no oh no no no no no what needs killing dogs Dodge dude leave me the [ __ ] alone face leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone looks like the Dominion ran out of whatever they were juicing the trains with they're putting out bigger escorts though you better watch ourselves oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh just [ __ ] go for it just go for it just go for it attack just [ __ ] go for it just go for it no gosh focus it down focus it down focus it down focus it down foreign what entails so important to go and dig her up to recover it uh I was hyped we got all the father bones too POG champ Kill The Marauder kill team we did this on Brutal that's right easiest railbone level yeah no joke no [ __ ] joke baby there's a song sir that adjective we recovered is down in the last finish the story lines all powered up talk to me old piece of junk what do you know what do you know user identifier Rainer James ex-martial marsala Colony join sons of core Hall terrorist group status criminal enough about me darling what else you got locked up in that synthetic head of yours that is playing hard to get huh we'll see about that okay why does she have boobs it's the future this is the way robots are created let me see this song let me see this song that is getting so much hype [Music] this is the railbone song [Music] [Music] it can get [ __ ] up the solution's so hard to see accepting ain't easy when it turns out perfect it's as beautiful as anything can be always grind it if you're looking okay um if you're on the wrong track just keep running it back until the train comes in on time all right here's the deal the train came in on time we did beat that level finally I think my Goliath plan is still kind of based just max range I'm doing it [ __ ] Diamondbacks I hate them uh uh upgrade Marauders Maybe I feel like upgrading missile turrets is so cringe I don't want to upgrade my [ __ ] bunkers bro I think I think I've read Marauder life I think that's pog yeah yeah good old days conducting Ain't Easy what's this the crystal is growing do I have enough to upgrade anything nope okay bug it let's play unless [ __ ] Matt Horner was essentially I've been looking for an encryption expert so we can access the adjective we recovered yeah no luck so far Colonel Orlin at Dead Man's Port can crack anything I've been back there in a while say didn't you end up getting married last time we were there I told you before if I knew what the prize was I never would have joined that card game there's just something about a Lover's reunion that chokes me up oh he was married robbing a train again get you feeling nostalgic damn street we must have hit the Shale Express a dozen times back in the day ah that keeper never got old almost got us killed when they smartened up and started using outriders to chase us yeah Michael was a man of them could keep up with you on a vulture Jimmy just add it to the fun how the hell you got a job as Marshall after all that I'll never know news wait what is this hey truck here's a cool little excerpt from how long is the game how long to beat when focusing on the main objective Starcraft 2 wings of Liberty is about 17 and a half hours in length if you're a gamer that strives to see all aspects of the game you're likely to spend around 50 and a half hours hey [Music] uh let's see hmm okay but think about this I am my God gamer so I'm just gonna Blitz through it we're doing ladies and gentlemen each night I bring you the news in the most fair and balanced manner possible Tucker tonight I have a commentary some have asked me what the difference is between our leader Emperor mansk and the traitor Jim Raynor they point out that menx rebelled against the government of his Youth and came to power through the use of violence and subversion why is it wrong for Jim Rayner to Rebel in similar fashion there is a difference when Emperor mask began his Revolution there was no threat hanging over Humanity James Raynor is waging his Revolution while we are at war with two alien races yeah James Raynor have you no conscience shouldn't you fall in line putting your petty complaints aside as we struggle for Humanity's very Tucker's make it a great point this alien menace he's got a good point Everyone's a Critic uh I can't say I 100 disagree with him to be quite honest we are about to die from the Zerg probably a time that the quobble over taxes [ __ ] agree out let's go to dead man's sports access the adjective it's risky just waiting here with all these mercenaries around Colonel Orleans sure taking his time decrypting that adjutant for us yeah I'm getting a bad feeling about this incoming transmission James Orland decrypted your adjutant planning to sell it to the Dominion must have been something exciting in there until they arrive that's nice Mira but why are you telling me all this because I like you and Matthew better than him of course Magellan's offer I will help you stayed he's paying in minerals so I'll give you the same deal okay done always a pleasure mirror don't take too long now if warlon comes up with the goods first I don't remember any of these missions and um say hello to Matthew for me ask him why he never calls laughs it's gonna be hard to get minerals down there we'll have to find salvage if we're going to hire Mira before Orland does okay she'll help Orland sir she's a mercenary she'll help whoever pays the most damn bro no honor among Thieves Matthew got that meat how do you know that how do you know that Matthew has that schmeet bro speak to that you sound so confident what's going on all right I'm gonna try my [ __ ] Goliath strategy now let's get to work and get that accident back what song Salvage I get more minerals than [ __ ] I am at six thousand minerals first oh it's a race oh interesting Pirates have been stripping down ships here for years it should be pretty easy to collect enough scrap to pay Mira off that okay okay ready all right we got some scraps oh what's this Relic oh champ complete SCV ready now we're going pure Goliath I'm trying my plan stay in the rear I'm trying to Goliath boy give me oh too many enemies yes sir too many enemies too many cooks too many enemies transmission I left a little present out here for you and Matthew I never got to give it to him last time your boys were here damn Jimmy not those vulture bikes good eye Takis we can use them tasteless when he's the cast make spider mines is he money easy money those shredders are constantly producing scrap we can salvage we should check this area again later perfect that's what we'll do base is under attack are you joking right when I leave not kill my SUVs you son of a [ __ ] fpv ready should be able to get all these so far [Applause] he's got a lot more money than me I'm noticing can't wait just keep making goliaths bro that's it all right go ahead got plenty of money ah oh no I'm getting eye strain wait get this get back let me ban this guy first Mammy uh I'm doing ninth I'm both asking too much second base would be amazing second face with me oh will do go ahead SCV ready oh come on fpv ready [Applause] armed okay you guys additional supplies uh what's going on second base incoming uh you stand right here look right there go get the Relic upgrade not enough holy [ __ ] you guys go here mineral Fields bunker or something [Music] so I have 47 minerals that's so [ __ ] .com depleted [Applause] uh okay in the rear with the game I need oh [ __ ] face oh [ __ ] mineral feel depleted add-on complete assistance required huh you scared me uh I don't know how we're ever gonna get enough money but maybe we will oh that's good that's good money okay so rather than me trying to make more what if I make him make less we just make an infinite amount of roots I've been waiting on you go go go yeah I just [ __ ] this place up all of a sudden he doesn't have very much money additional Supply Depots required not enough minerals additional Supply Depots required what's going on what's up crazy depleted all right we're kind of catch it up never mind [ __ ] me face oh [ __ ] dude they attack in so many directions SCV ready oh my god when I actually lost the base oh [ __ ] oh yeah [Music] no no no no no no no oh my God ah old of her okay let's get all this crap yes sir wait how is he still so close holy [ __ ] me holy [ __ ] I I got a hole we'll have to restart again I don't [ __ ] you scared me what's going on don't mind don't mind boys good attack CB ready you guys go out here let's do this we didn't stop in we didn't stop him we didn't stop him we didn't even close he's still getting minerals somehow I don't know how [Applause] dead we need six grand nothing forward wait we're getting there uh we're kind of getting there we're kind of getting there no he's got a tank he's got a [ __ ] tank uh we have to clutches last moment oh [ __ ] me wait okay yes sir okay 3500 required shorts four thousand oh dude we're close that's fine we're close but I don't see any more minerals orders down here down here down here [Music] I think I'm [ __ ] I think he gets one more wave and I'm [ __ ] right here [Music] his face is thought I can't attack his base they never let you take the person's base in a in a campaign mission the enemy just keeps sending waves from there so I won't let you know we're close we're close I'm underway 900 away 900 away 900 away where am I getting the last 900 these guys yes sir maybe if I do a plum Rush let me find bum rush right here and grab these last minerals mineral field depleted [Music] they'll do he's 400 away I'm 600 away but I'm gaining ground I think we bum rush we bum rush what's this yeah [ __ ] it with balls [ __ ] we bought all in hold it all in go go go go go go face peace all right Mira we both know you're ripping me off but I'm gonna hire you anyway my forces are yours Jim I'm so glad I painted her entire Army pink oh scheming little I'll show you what happens the double dealing backstabbers wait there's more yeah depleted oh what the [ __ ] great we're just gonna hold out what are we doing not enough minerals bass is under attack we have to destroy his Fortress depleted so I gotta attack all right we got updates base is under attack Siege tanks on your mind like we just make a forward base Maybe [Music] attack and a cringe what he's doing right there at the ready um not enough minerals I got a little present headed your way a nuke I just barely I don't even think I dodged her actually ah [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh is under attack we may not need to receive good job huh I can't make more Siege tanks though huh dude I can't I'm not breaking through this [ __ ] thing without Siege tanks oh [ __ ] me no no not just low just load just load well let me save first just in case then load what was the game that is the best story of all time it's called the longest journey the longest journey yeah yeah we go this way and they go low we go high unacceptable Landing Zone everyone retreat we make nothing but goliaths mineral field depleted a ton more money attack shift land what's going on right here we hear you SCV ready got no patience bass is under attack that stuff can die doesn't matter for you I'm waiting base is yeah let's go repair ready to start what do you mean oh stupid Freddy what a stupid [ __ ] message how did I not catch it I didn't get it provide our SUVs are under attack oh God my pleasure add-on complete yep fcv ready okay feeling pretty broke I have to destroy this building but that's it right wait what if I set up huge tanks right here and just put like a bunker or something and then like Photo Barracks yeah wait what if I float a Barracks so I have vision what's on your mind not devious of course let's go this way we go this way right here we get this over here yeah it's gonna be [ __ ] tricky as [ __ ] foreign news okay and the tanks go right here legend of the wall and then this goes over here yeah we just killed him right here [Applause] but it works it works oh no no can't reach I can't reach yeah a little present-headed but it's working like I didn't have any vultures or [ __ ] it's entirely fake you got it Rainer I will keep the snake safe and just sound for you ready easy collab easy money uh yeah I'm just reading wings of Liberty the first game that's my plan wait what time is it though PST sir the decrypted adjutant is back in the lab and ready to go it's 12 PST we dug you up on tar Solis were you online during the Zerg Attack do you remember anything about Arcturus Mex being involved thanks our tourists that's Confederate officer civilian prospector founder and leader of the sons of core Hall terrorist group status Criminal accessing intercepted transmission zero zero eight one two zero zero eight six Alpha this is Duke the emitters are secured and online who authorized the use of cyan letters I did Lieutenant what the Confederates on Antigua were bad enough but now you're going to use the Zerg against an entire planet this is insane she's right man think this through I have thought it through believe me you all have your orders carry them out I will not be stopped now or the Confederates or the protoss what is rule this sector or see it and burn to ashes around me that face can't believe it we can nail minks to the war with us I'm sorry but was anyone under the impression that Minx wasn't a bad guy he's a [ __ ] totalitarian dictator like is it this is really gonna blow the [ __ ] lid off foreign we can fix him uh I'll tell you I can fix myself a brand new piece of research refineries make gas 25 faster Supply Depots are built instantaneously oh man that's pretty sick instant depots but I mean this is a better cap you know if I build Depots on time I'm getting [ __ ] yeah this is just better it's just more gas yeah I gotta do this one I I mean I built Depots just fine I gotta know just what was it went down between you and manx it seems you boys were tight once I used to think Minx be a force for change fought alongside him right up until tarsonus we crossed the line by using Zerg to murder the whole planet I left Kerrigan there to die because she called him out on it turned out he was just as rotten as the Confederacy ever was damn you sure know how to pick your friends Jimmy aren't you his friend what's the news Emperor much has been written in regards to the tragic fall of torsonus taloski's investigative documentary Imperial Dawn even claims that you brought down the Confederate system by assuring torsonus's fall I've heard these conspiracy theories before what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] remains berserk invaded tarsalis and mass and mass and no force in the universe could have stopped their onslaught it was a very terrible day 's film highlights the seeming convenience of the aliens annihilating a corrupt government that you yourself spent a lifetime trying to overthrow Millions died that day and you to me of convenience yes drove against the evils of the old Confederacy but never with the object a personal gain when I was called upon to take up the heavy burden of leadership I did so only to ensure our continuing survival as a speech wow you know what he seems pretty based I guess it's from the emperor himself siblings allergic to lemon juice or wives tale or news super weapon in the fight for Humanity holy [ __ ] get us some lemon juice guns dude mercs are still using vultures can you believe it damn things are death traps even when you ain't got people shooting that careful now Swan my old vultures saved my skin more times than I care to remember I'm gonna listen to you Trash Talk a classic piece of engineering like that classic I suppose you can call him that of course most folks like a bike that don't explode on them when the repeller seals freeze up or the fuel cells start leaking radioactive waste but hey who cares if it's a classic right no one likes a smart-ass swan seems a little bit actually pissed this okay Armory console you in it as a point I like Minsk he's a misunderstood character that likes humanity and watch out for lemon juice big Fox News viewer uh I have money now but I don't want to waste it on any of this crap I'm not gonna use this stuff I guess Diamondback Maybe mines are pretty cost efficient they're just a pain in the ass I guess I could do a [ __ ] mech-based mind thing would you want to I'm never making bunkers I'm just not upgrading bunkers but I could upgrade my missile turrets because they do stop air which is based all right [ __ ] it I'm broke next mission oh my god oh wait there's a lot of choices what time is it for real is it actually midnight or are you guys [ __ ] waffling because I feel like I have like 50 missions left it is midnight wait I'm not going till 6am bro I got not even halfway and plus the title says [Laughter] so like it's like what I don't know it's to [ __ ] you don't seem tired uh maybe I'm not tired but I I mean I'll do another one for sure how many missions are there total wings of Liberty missions the campaign consists of oh good God [Laughter] wait what we oh good God in heaven there's so many more optional missions um I don't actually don't know how many are optional I guess theoretically I I could I shift the complete maw of the Void and that but I still have to do all the protoss missions the prophecy missions [Laughter] new shot new shot new shot new shot so here's what I'm going to do I'm going to play one more Mission and I'm going to give it my [ __ ] God's honest and then I'll have to just [ __ ] reconvene tomorrow that's tomorrow Saturday or Friday starcraft-a-thon yeah I'm down to do a sarcaston but I'm not doing it now right um technically today is Friday oh dear God then why start why didn't I didn't I thought I [ __ ] Blitz through this dude I thought four hours would be enough time to beat this campaign I forgot there was this many missions it's [ __ ] uh uh no my title says until I'm tired I thought it should be I thought I would have time to spare our team's in position we're ready to steal the Odin are you absolutely sure about this sir yep Takis is definitely our best man for this kind of job he does get a little excited in combat I need to keep up with him once the fight starts commandeer the Odin it's vital that we take out all the Dominion bases in the area hopefully we can block all transmissions long enough for him to do that okay we can't risk word of this getting back to corehole how much do we know about this Odin it's an experimental super heavy Siege Walker design prolonged Frontline combat very powerful great I want that Tigers can't recognize here they go go go go [Music] blood thought it was as long as the OverWatch campaign if it was as long as the OverWatch 2 campaign I'd be done uh 0.1 seconds yes sir oh my God it's a mission with no macro anymore baby you got it sure thing Roger that keep your shirt on Sparky Professor you seem to have found something very interesting there if you can bring me a sample in the lab that would be great sure he's gonna die holy [ __ ] it's going to bed bro what the [ __ ] he just [ __ ] ran in there like a chump Broody I don't need it's not controlled do you know that that unit is not controlled by human that guy just [ __ ] ran into there what a [ __ ] Trump one more one more run one more run ladies bring it loud and Fast sure thing you gonna give me orders uh sir you seem to have found something very interesting there if you can bring me a sample in the lab that would be great okay but don't run in don't run in standing by you sure have been waiting on you okay oh yeah oh yeah I can't say that they can tear this place up Hold Your Position tagus let us get a support Force up there to come he's not going to hold his position sheesh that's what I'm talking about damn it tycus stand down can you read me he's got it stuck on transmit sir he can't hear us at all defenses are coming online that's what I do with stands get our base set up ASAP we'll just have to follow a minute and hope he doesn't get too crazy over all right get a little macro going what's going on step one find scraps sure is it critical I'll take care of it um what's the medic flirting with me standing by sir I'm picking up Dominion battle cruisers on an intercept course with the Odin you want these wraith Fighters now they'll take down a battle cruiser easy sure to build more oh yeah armed and ready come on let's see be ready okay I think maybe I because I really want more rates is that okay what's the plan now command to trash them bases right go ahead Jimmy partner can you hear me well if you ain't gonna tell me not to have a little fun the mountain could have a little fun ride with him I don't want [ __ ] race they suck I don't want race I want [ __ ] Mech our allies are being attacked so that's what I'm gonna make oh [ __ ] off dude he's already dying wait I gotta put two [ __ ] guys on this no repair I don't complete let's be ready [Applause] you might peel them up our allies actually I think I just make actually I don't think the last way to go I think it's medic Marine for every mission I'm gonna do Goliath one more time but I think it's medic Marine for every mission I need more income I need more income so oh starport upgrades SCV ready can you just fly around and find me some shirts Jimmy um does he always talk this much sir yeah once you get him in a fight he never shuts up there we go well now that's done with it I'm gonna take me a little thing I brought me some liquid refreshment stand it by Adam stop the drinking beer that's fine I guess additional Supply Depots required one on top of your enemies smoking Corpses oh come on here it comes oh [ __ ] me trans Bitcoin SCV ready okay please do it please do it all by yourself yep they're all over me please do it all by yourself oh [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] this is [ __ ] let me make Stitch tanks bro your God what is this hang back for a second additional supplies [ __ ] me [ __ ] me tycus he's running it down me he's throwing [Music] you had the option to go to the tank Mission wait I did wait a board Mission ah I'm forgetting that like the order you do the missions matters because you unlock [ __ ] Mobius wants us to go out oh like I could go here and get the tank and then this mission's easier because I have the tank okay but more importantly I'm [ __ ] tired so I'm [ __ ] calling it no [ __ ] off dude I'm not gonna play this game all night uh we're at what 411 all right that's the timer 4 11 the timer continues time to pump up some Adderall little bro first of all don't call me a little bro I'm older than you second of all I'm not gonna pump Adderall to stay up all night playing Starcraft uh no I'm not gonna watch the community bro it's 12 22. I have a gym tomorrow I'm going to the gym uh so I am going to end then come back tomorrow and tomorrow hand of God if I don't we will watch three Ninjago episodes back to back hand of God I beat it tomorrow I beat it tomorrow I will play until I beat I don't care if there's eight hours left tomorrow I'm going to start early and I'm gonna play till I beat it uh and just be done that is not a punishment it's for me bro show your hands no Crossing glingers normal size too this is going to be my night tonight I'm sorry I'm sorry I ruined your night of Watching Me Slowly lose my sanity at Starcraft uh I'm gonna end and thanks for watching I appreciate it uh different stream today but it's something I wanted to do for a while I want to play this game so uh we're bringing it back sevens are you gonna do the heart of the storm I guess they avoid probably not uh because everyone is fun like the first one was way better in my understanding uh all right that's the [ __ ] long and shirt of it uh sevens have a great night and I will see you when I see you bye |
every single one of your viewers it's just oh it's easter relax oh sorry not on easter dude oh dude easter is not real holiday let's be honest yeah jesus's second birthday yeah he loves it let me pull up my chat ugh something like that something like that i don't even remember what yeah jesus died and he came back alive today isn't that christmas no christmas is his real birthday he's got a lot of birthdays jesus kind of spoiled and what did he even do you know he's kind of like madishi remembers yesterday yeah she was like i have i celebrate my half birthday yeah i'm really wise like i want to okay okay let me get a board real quick oh good morning chad happy easter did the easter bunny visit you or does he hate you swift please no more will you go lay down okay he's such a mad mad small dog go lay down go lay down you cannot help here go lay down go going down okay should i go grab the cakes yes go grab your cakes good morning guys my chin looks so red dude my face looks just really red in this lighting but i don't know maybe it just is red i don't think it is good morning good morning swift please stop barking i'm gonna grind some coffee really really quick because you know me okay nice hear me pics sorry i'm grabbing coffee yeah yeah wake up okay these are frozen yeah that's okay they'll fall pretty quick okay it's like a big cookie but they're frozen like into the things the griddles they're frozen what they're frozen into the griddle thing oh that's not ideal i should have put my parchment paper below it almost at one year qtc pog wow thanks for the almost one year okay um should i wait don't come on sit that's gonna suck they can they'll get unstuck as they'll thaw should i get the frosting yep get your frosting up oh you already have it out right no no i don't that's okay it's not no it's okay you'll just run it through your stand mixer chat you look so cute today i know you can still hear me i'm just like you know i'm gonna eat this whole [ __ ] things oh god it looks so good holy [ __ ] yay is it still soft yeah oh okay so is it spreadable already oh it's definitely butter oh my god yeah it's soft look oh okay then you'll be fine oh my god oh gosh the whole thing's gone [Laughter] okay well try to pry try to put a spatula underneath your cakes get them unstuck from the griddle [Music] i'm so thirsty i woke up my mouth and my eyes were so dry i need to go to an eye doctor my eyes have been so dry lately okay it's working yay these are going to be very cute our cakes will be very cute who knows maybe i have hidden talents okay now what okay one second pouring my coffee oh the brightness it looks good okay so now get a plate or something that you um are down to build your cake on like you know like i just have a plate that i'm gonna sit my cake on are you using a kickstand or is it going to be permanently on here yeah we could use a cake stand swift no please like when do i ever need it but i do need it all the [ __ ] time you know who actually has like good cheap cake stands it's target that's why i got this one for like 20 bucks and it's so nice [Music] okay i have this but the cake won't fit in this obviously but it's a wooden thing yeah it's fine you can put it on that that looks pretty let me just wipe it down but it won't fit in here okay so what you're gonna do is we don't really need to level these cakes so if your cake is more than a a single tear like if it's two tears you really got to focus on leveling it because you know if it doesn't you're gonna look like leaning tower of pisa but this situation we're fine we don't need to we don't have to worry about that so they're a bit like um the top on some of them is a little bit taller in the middle than the rest so you'll be able to fix that with frosting [Music] my microphone is low i can definitely turn it up oh so check yeah maybe turn it up oh why are my fingers so dirty yup is this better oh yeah can you hear me better yeah okay that sounds good okay yeah everyone loves it everyone's excited great okay now so i've seen what some cake people do because i obviously i get lost in the instagram speed videos of them decorating cakes is that they they put a little bit of frosting on the plate first so it will stick yep i was just gonna tell you do that i'm gonna have a fancy thing but it's totally fine that you don't have a fancy thing are we doing the dirty coat right now yeah okay so dirty coat crumb coat what the point of it is to seal in all the crumbs yeah um durs my animals are just like always on something i'm fine okay you can just use a butter knife for this or do you have a frosting spatula yeah it's the metal flat thing yeah sick i never tell anyone to like buy any equipment for these because it's like i don't want you to if you're never gonna use it again this is it right yep but it does that'll make your life a little easier okay okay okay so you have your rubber spatula so you're right first things first we're just gonna take a little dab and just smear it on our board that's just gonna be our glue okay okay then you're gonna grab one of your cakes and so there's an upside down so there's a top and there's a bottom of these cakes right yeah so what you're gonna do and this like um this will help them be level even without leveling them we're going to do bottom side down right here so top side up so normal normal yeah it's very normal but we're going to switch it so later when we fill this we're going to go top side down that way your really flat side is what's facing up and the rest is what we're filling with frosting to help it be really level but we'll get there i'll tell you about it okay so now over here we're gonna scoop just a glob of frosting right in the middle okay how much like a cup yeah like like a cup melania's had melina's was a different size pan than mine a few people are confused we have different size pants but it's going to turn out just fine um okay and now you're going to use your your spatula and just level that out by pushing it down and trying to get it even across it okay okay great and then we're just going to repeat that so we're going to grab the next cake but you just put it all around the top yeah all around the top not on your sides yet okay just let me just keep some away from the sides so should i not focus on putting more on the sides since it's taller in the top you couldn't you can um you can leave it on the sides if that makes sense like like it's okay if it's on the sides and if you weren't in the middle it's more in the middle where i dropped it you see what i'm saying yeah so just try to get it flat i should make it as flat as possible the whole thing as level as possible okay [ __ ] okay okay okay sorry all right okay okay so now grab another piece of cake this time the top facing down you're gonna make your sandwich okay and then it should give you a pretty big gap here well depending on how big your domes are it's yeah it's big yet yeah so we'll fill that with frosting later but it doesn't matter right now okay okay now again we're gonna repeat big glob right on top okay big blob and just level a little level level it's easier to do this when the cakes are frozen i didn't even realize yeah it's much easier you can cut the domes off but what i'm trying to do by leaving the domes is i'm trying to give melina's cake more height so usually i would tell you guys to put i would tell people to cut off the domes but i want her because otherwise her bunny is going to be like very like more you know so that's what we're keeping them a few people in chat like cutie i love i love the melania command because it's like find her daily twitch.tv nmp well i don't really stream i stream with nick i don't like streaming on my own it's too much pressure i don't blame you hi kitty do you wanna help you wanna help me okay you can help oh my handsome boy here you go my hands are so sticky yeah that's my least favorite part of baking okay so now we're just going to repeat exactly what we just did but now i put the bottom side down right um yeah so the flattest piece down yeah i don't actually think i need all four of my layers can you stop it's getting really tall hold on let me just remove my self account i didn't realize that that was on me yeah okay now what do i want to add another layer to mine you definitely need to add another layer because yeah do i put the the coat down again yep so just repeat okay i'll add another layer [ __ ] it we can have a tall bunny it'll be fun it will be fun we love tall bunnies i wish i had a spinny spinning yeah that's one of those things where i'm like like i could tell people to buy them when i do cake streams but at the same time it's like i don't want you to waste your money on it luckily i had literally everything we needed but do you ever do get people who don't have stand mixers and [ __ ] yeah minx um that's what i bought minks for christmas so i got her mixer i think when she moves i'm gonna buy her um a better one but um um [Music] she used to have to make um frosting with her hands damn yeah she didn't even have measuring cups so we've come far yeah it's gonna be so cute cute little easter bunny cake billionaires buying stuff for each other keck w i see your gifted sub badge thank you very much for helping me buy my friends stuff dude there was yesterday after the [ __ ] housewives [ __ ] there was just so much [ __ ] [ __ ] blown out of proportion yeah that sucks i was just getting messages left and right it was so [ __ ] stupid my chat is so i would say if anything maybe it's just my mods are good but my chat is so good at just like not caring about the drama you know how some chats will be like really want to get into it yeah my chat is just like okay and we just move on like it's so it's actually so sick even with like you know like minks had when we're streaming with casey minks had a bunch of people coming into her chat and i can't believe you're streaming with her because like you know she got cancelled because of minecraft yeah my chat just doesn't even kill they're just over here like smoking weed they don't even care do i put the top side down yep so the flattest pieces on top yep so then you'll have your really flat top and that's your secret to getting a flat top of your cake everybody okay yay okay so now that we're like this um what you're going to do is we want to keep the frosting kind of thin here because we don't want to run out so like there's it's sad to say sometimes i've run out of frosting here but this is our crumb coat so literally i'll take a glob kind of rub it on one side so like it doesn't need to look pretty i'm just rubbing it do i try to get it in the holes yeah kind of shove it in there any of your gaps i have big gaps i can probably make more frosting if i have to but it's not softened so okay so once you get like just like a kind of a side done you're gonna start going over it with your spatula and squishing it in there so really like oh i've i've just i thought that was what we were doing no so sorry only just like a like a chunk of it because that that chunk because what we're doing we're doing a really thin layer that chunk will probably get a thin layer on like a third of your cake and then you just repeat that way you don't use too much frosting okay wait i've been shoving it in like the holes that's okay because even this what i'm doing right now because i had chunks on the outside the chunks by going like this they're getting shoved into the holes too so i'm getting myself a nice flat side okay i'm happy that you actually have a thing because then the cake will get eaten okay i'm trying there i'm like pushing them around kind of that's okay like there's no really wrong way to do this i'm just trying to fill up everything yeah sometimes it's kind of like stucco that's how i do this part of the cake is you're really like you're literally stuccoing a cake you're like hiding all the cracks you're filling it up what kind of cake is it it's a carrot cake it's a carrot cake also chat you guys are being so sweet this morning i just i appreciate you and you know what jesus loves you guys they're just so happy you're awake early they're like wow eu this is exciting i haven't seen cutie in years how was your stream this morning um it was it was fine we were just talking about the [ __ ] that we're gonna do on wife's swamp oh yeah anything exciting i know we were all talking about the godfathers of twitch like the people who helped build the website into what it is today like the people who started [ __ ] before everyone else did oh casey tron so i'm trying not to stick the spatula back into the frosting because we're using the same frosting to make it pretty right yes so what you can do if you have lots of you so that's why you should scoop it and then yep there you go you can always keep it separate [Music] i wish i had all my tips chat like my frosting tips because it'd be really fun to make like a floral crown for this bunny but i don't have them how's it going it's going we're making a cake making a cake making a cake that would be a really sad one time i i made a cake and i posted a picture of it and i um put it i put it out by a tree so it's like on the ground you know but it's like a little four inch cake it's on a board i don't really care that it's on the ground i just wanted a cute picture and so i post a picture on twitter and there are people in the comments losing their goddamn mind saying like oh she got dirt on the cake and just like you know on twitter so at some point i want to make like a three-tier wedding cake that's just like over the top and gorgeous and just go drop it in the dirt to piss them off you should did you no i haven't but i want to so i do i do a little top coat as well right yep just gluing it all in what do you say next people are sorry you're okay i'm alive [Music] here oh just a whole bunch of luther as i get up i'm sorry cutie i didn't mean to okay good morning s fan okay bye cowboy um so mine is kind of like 8.4 crooked to one side right can i try to shove more frosting in so it will level out yep you can also kind of push it and stuff like that like my it's funny because my my spinning table my lazy susan is crooked so my cakes are usually always crooked just because it doesn't really matte it doesn't really matter if they are right like but it's bothering me then yeah then yes you take care of it i will say that i used to spend hours just making sure my cakes were straight and now i have the luxury of not caring because i know i could make them straight if i wanted to so i just say okay what'd you say me yeah i said i just i used to care a lot about making my cake straight but now i don't care as much anymore because yeah you know no one even eats them so um ludwig like carrot cake so maybe he'll have a slice what are you freaking out about okay pushing this dirt around yes oh god oh god oh god oh god okay got it more frosting to eat yay all right so now we're going to put it in the do you think yours will fit in your freezer hold on i want to do a scout around okay i want to steal that um let me just wipe off the the crumbs from the floor yeah no restaurant wiping off the crumbs from the floor the crumb wipe is important so wiping off all the crumbs from the floor hey is there any way you guys can just like go somewhere else and talk if you're gonna talk like really loud because i'm getting really distracted i'm gonna [ __ ] kill all of you if you keep doing it thank you go away son she's a gem the people love her molina has one of those kitchens that has a big sign over that says welcome watch me cook my queen they're saying should i put it in the freezer when i'm done yeah someone in chat please don't let her kill s pen i'm subbed to him okay okay there we go i think i think i did it so we're gonna do another layer of frosting right yep so we're gonna throw this in the freezer and while this is in the freezer we're gonna make our bunny ears because um well no we can make our bunny ears at the end no big deal that's why i we got the white chocolate cause it'll help we're gonna use a little trick to get those to harden because usually you'd make bunny ears the day before so they hardened but we didn't do that so [ __ ] it so we we use white chocolate as glue on the back of them and it makes them stand up but we'll do that in a little bit it's no big deal okay and they're just still there so i'm just not it's okay i mean i can't hear him look just give me two seconds oh god yeah okay this is the solution how the [ __ ] do i suck this up again [Laughter] they'll be fine okay freezer okay freezer we're both going to the freezer freezer there's a plane outside the cake is cooking as [ __ ] really hold on i can't hear you right now in the garage it's so [ __ ] crooked okay there we go yay oh actually no we can prep our ears right now there's no reason not to okay clean up all your crumbs crumbs are like the glitter of baking yeah cake decorating they're [ __ ] everywhere and they're really hard to clean up and they'll ruin your cake so we're making the we're making the ears our fondant correct yeah okay i'll cover the i'll cover the frosting back up so i don't get [ __ ] enough okay there we go obviously taking a special i was gonna say i was like you mean you're covering it up to like prevent yourself from eating it that is the weirdest comment i've ever read someone in chat said cutie looks more norwegian than melina she's blonde and blue eyed how does one look norwegian just being blonde and blue eyed dude my face looks so red i'm very swedish in german and a little bit of french okay okay let's get our phone in go clean off the counter because the fondant can ship yeah yes yes yes yes okay i'm making an eater cake yes um it's a carrot cake that's gonna look like a a bunny bunny cake howdy like your hat thank you both choice on this easter sunday yes i'm wearing my sunday best and what are you doing to honor jesus today uh i lost the race oh okay go jesus [Music] you're not gonna stop burning until you take that freaking hat off what was that um you said habits of dogs oh so get the fondant right i'm trying to get all the crumbs off yeah they should be fine okay nice um all the fun enough wait i put the cake in the fridge not the freezer it goes in the freezer all right yeah freezer you're [Laughter] doing great everything's great okay oh my fondant's kind of dirty yuck okay cake is in the freezer cleaning off our countertops to make sure we're not gonna get our fondant dirty all right crack open that fondant and it's nice to have a cake pan here because then you know how wide your cake is too okay so i'm just going to grab one to have for reference so i know how like big to make my ears you know all of mine are in the dishwasher oh can you see that [Music] i mean here's like a nine inch that's close enough yeah i'll just give you an idea okay okay white fondant you couldn't have picked anything less just dramatic than that before on top well it's you know it's uh something bunny's ears we could have made a brown or black bunny i suppose or like a yellow bunny that could have been cute for easter next time we'll do yellow we'll open it up and start working with it get it kind of warm get on the counter can i just touch it yeah it's kind of like play-doh like all of it yeah can i just use we're not gonna use all of it right we're gonna make so what we're gonna do we're gonna make ears we're gonna make a little mouth like a shape of an eight a little um little two little feet in the front and then a tail for the back okay i'm gonna use half because this is like a big package okay uh because if i [ __ ] this up i'll have another one there you go smart and then you have pink too right i have pink frosting no uh food coloring okay perfect so we'll we'll make the we'll make some of this pink so that we can make cakes a little nose and ears actually no we'll just paint on the nose and ears that'll be cute yeah fondant is really gross yeah sorry sorry about that yeah it's yucky it tastes and smells like play-doh yeah it's pretty gross so you're just gonna get it warm and um to start our ears i'm just going to tell you to roll out a little cylinder oh my god this is going to be tragic if my self-tanner gets a mess [Laughter] yeah that'd be pretty gross i'm doing it the length of my finger to my hand just like some of it not all of it just enough for one ear just an idea and you're still gonna cut it out this is just to help you get uh the length okay so do i split this in two or would it be a thick boy yeah you could you could probably split that in two and it would be fine okay it looks like it at least uh it's split in two great roll into a cylinder from the length of your middle finger to the bottom of your palm yes okay and then we'll do the same thing with the other one wait that's too big push it back it's okay if it's too big it's just to help with the height so you don't have to get there all on your own okay great okay so then we get a rolling pin out rolling pin yeah rolling pin and we're gonna take just one of them and smoosh it just roll it out we still want it pretty thick because we need to get um uh you should i messed it up yeah you need to roll it that way to get it thick because we don't need it taller we just need it thicker um i'm gonna start over because i [ __ ] up yeah i [ __ ] up i gotta start over too it's early yeah you gotta uh roll it out hamburger not hot dog that makes sense so then it gets fat um because we still need it thick um in order to get a um a skewer in it so then we can stick it in the cake is the words that i'm looking for sorry everybody yeah okay this is the same size okay size and then so now we roll out the other way yeah so just mush it that way there you go so it's like pretty it's pretty thick it's like um probably a fourth of an inch maybe nah a little less than a fourth of an inch maybe in any way so we we once we get them both rolled out then we'll cut them into ear shape oh okay yeah so kind of thick right so we can stick a pin yeah yeah oh okay qtc love thank you for the 10 months joey yeah so both of mine are shaped pretty random you say one fourth one quarter like how thick is i like you like the size of your middle finger or like half the size of it probably like half the size of that i think mine are too thin like i don't think i'll be able to stick a pin in it without you being able to see the pin because i have like lollipops okay that's no big deal let's just leave it like that and we'll we'll fix it but we'll put white chocolate on the back of it like i said that's not normally what you do it's just what we're gonna do because we didn't make our ears the night before so we'll put white chocolate on the back of it regardless so it's okay so don't worry about thickness okay just keep them how they are and then let's grab a knife is your countertop a knife safe i don't give a [ __ ] okay i don't give up okay and now you're just going to make the shape of a bunny ear so it's kind of like a spiky at the top that's up to you i think um i'm going to leave mine pretty round at the top um and just shape it like a like a feather do we is it square at the bottom yeah i'm gonna do it square at the bottom just because that's gonna go into the cake okay they don't have to be perfect just something that looks like a bunny ear okay hold on they kind of look like dicks and then if like mine doesn't look like it's thick enough so i have to maybe so i put it next to my cake pan and it's not so i'm gonna thicken it up sorry okay well round at the top yeah mine around at the top okay this is what mine looks like oh you make them thinner at the bottom yeah so i think that's what bunny ears do you're not following a picture or anything no okay i might even need to go smaller at the top like more thinned because bunny ears kind of yeah cuz i left it rounded but i think i need more of like a tapering effect like a feather i think are they gonna curl or just stand up we're gonna add some like a little bit of curve to them okay [ __ ] i wish i had like a surgery knife like a scalpel oh yeah yeah exacto knives are really good for this stuff i don't have one here but that's what i'd usually use in the bakery and then when you're making your next one all you like what you can do is just lay your other one on top so you get an exact coffee these might be too tall i might have made mine too tall there's no such thing as a two-tailed key i'm gonna make the top like tips yeah i think i changed mine to tips so can you shape this with like any easier than this like with water or something um no if you add well you you with if you add water it'll make it really gooey so it's good if you have like cracks you can add a little bit of water um but there's like a lot of fondant tools that make this easier but yeah we just use our fingers i'll i'll do this so you can see what i'm doing cute okay so so just thicker in the middle basically yeah like a like a feather like this yeah it's so cute it's perfect okay thinner at the bottom and then pointing at the top okay not really the same length but it's close enough honestly they're fine i mean yeah it could be cute that they're different lengths cute this is gonna be so cute okay so the inside of the ears needs to be pink right yep so we'll make our pink in a little bit um we just want to get all the white stuff out of the way so then you don't get any mess like cross or anything so just set your ears to the side somewhere i'm just gonna put them on here so i don't put them on like a dirty surface okay that's smart did you make yours thick in the middle of the morning chat say good morning good morning they're saying morning they're people hating you man is yours very thick or are they like slim no they're pretty slim okay so now we make the pink correct no so now we're gonna keep using our white we're gonna make the bunny's mouth because we want to get all the white um pieces out of the way um so then when you do make the pink it doesn't bleed into your white at all okay so this one just roll a little ball and smoosh it in your hand a little one like that seems good because you're gonna roll it out and you're gonna cut it again so it's like not a big deal just smushing it and stuff like this helps you get to a better spot with it okay let me zoom out a bit okay cute need to not full screen so i can actually see better there we go okay and now so you have your little circle you smooshed we're just going to roll it out again in no particular way we're just trying to get get the same thickness as your ears this is just for the bunny's mouth so you can do this you don't have bunnies have their little like cute little like muzzles or whatever their little lips poofy lips yeah so you can do this in any shape you want you could just do it in a circle if you wanted you could do um like an eight kind of like this yeah you could do um one where it's like more open at the bottom like that um i think i am gonna do one like that where it's like rounded at the bottom but an eight on top i'll do that too this knife is not sharp enough and you just do it you just look at your pan to like see how big you think you'll need it worst case you can always do this again it's just helpful to get i'm gonna grab my exacto knife actually as i'm cutting this i might do the eight we'll see i'll cut the normal one first and then decide if i want to make it h shape okay so currently this is the shape of my bunny's little mouth situation chat should i make it h shape or do you like it this shape um maybe it's okay i'll just do the same as you just it's like you know and then the little nose goes right here okay everyone's saying eight oh wait this shape how are you today it's good cute okay i like it cute i like this chat it's cozy yeah my chat is really cozy it's getting [ __ ] on it oh i have to start over this this this somehow what the [ __ ] did i touch the hot [ __ ] [ __ ] on it oh it's okay man look over here people over here is maya coming over today huh is maya coming over to your house today yeah she's coming over soon i think um people over here everyone's like people overheat oh i put a little bit of water in it i think this is a cute shape i like this shape you're okay if there's water it just might be a little sticky it is sticky now good thing i have a lot of fondant because i'm wiping my hands down with this and then it's going in the trash and then um i'm just going to use another one yep that's it oh white swap begins tonight yeah apparently happy easter happy easter it's going to be challenging because mischief and i are basically like same person we're both super 80d yes absolutely who the [ __ ] is going to be adult enough to be able to focus dude yeah i also wish that you had our kitchen set up yeah someday someday oh chat look i'll show you the painting in daylight you guys haven't seen it in daylight it's pretty close to done cutie it's sticking to the counter if it's sticking to the counter do you have more powdered sugar you can sprinkle just some powdered sugar on the counter isn't that gonna make it look ugly no oh that looks really good yeah i'm almost done with it oh you can't really see that on screen yeah the chat can't really see the shading in my room but you can't see the shading there either i'll have to post a picture of it it's not done yet but the shading looks way better than dang i was hoping it would show it doesn't oh a little bit of icing sugar thank you this is so tricky to work with this this thing yeah fonda is not fun i actually prefer not to use fondant i think most people do some people really like it yay happy you're streaming now so i can watch at a reasonable time in the uk toxic stay up too late to watching you normally yeah thank you nice to see you though what was that someone uh resubbed and told me that they finally get to watch me because usually i stay up too late i thought like your siri was speaking to you okay an eight at the top yeah so here's mine okay that's cute yeah cute little bunny mouth and then round at the bottom yep and then [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] now there's like nail marks in it yeah but you can always flip it over and the other side's probably yeah there you go there's definitely a bit of a learning curve to figure out fondant that's for sure tbh honestly i have to watch vods most of the time it's okay man it's okay i understand i start streaming at 9pm it's a little weird but i do have a vaude channel on youtube you guys you can you can go to the vaude channel because then i make more money than i do on twitch actually i have no clue i don't even know if the von tano has been monetized i don't think it is is it is dsmac here i don't think it's one twice you hear birds yeah there's a cute thing i'm just gonna settle with this because if not i'll just be here all day this is good like this cute okay okay for the tail same thing we're gonna start with a circle roll it out watch what you do okay is this just going to be round so totally up to you you can keep it round or you can do like um kind of like a cloud where you have like the the scallops in it the scallop shape i think i'm gonna do a scallop shape because i think it's cute bunny esque where it's just you just go around and do scallops like a cloud or like a flower i don't have i don't i do not have a sharp enough knife for that so i'm just going to use a cookie cutter if i have a cookie cutter somewhere oh it's not perfect but i think it's kind of cute not being perfect because it's a little tail actually i'll just use a cup here's my little tail there we go oh there you go that's cute yeah cute little tail set off to the side okay okay now you're just gonna take two um some more fondant we're making the little feet for the front and we're just gonna make little round paws um and we'll add indents later so literally like this is gonna be the paw is i'm just gonna take i'm gonna roll a ball and flatten it a little bit there's this is gonna be my paw like a rock okay we're just gonna put them at the bottom for like his little feet and we'll add divots for his toes very simple and so we'll just make two of those kind of like a flattened marshmallow yeah that looks perfect can you show yours again okay thick boy big boy cute little feetsies okay yeah cobblestone that's a good example this camera can zoom so [ __ ] far in it's actually insane i'll show you okay i have two little feet they go up there dude that's such a good camera i just need to i just need your whole so setup like this yep that's perfect okay and then our leftover fondant we're going to grab like a glob because this has to be for we have to make two things for the inside of the ear and a little heart for the nose we're going to make this pink okay um i have a lot left over in here great how much try to think um one two i'm just trying to you're just it's honestly just kind of a bit of a guessing game to know okay like i'm just kind of yeah i'm literally guessing i don't know like a okay smaller than a tennis ball bigger than a golf ball okay tennis ball it's smaller than a tennis ball i don't know half of this like i've got this okay like this you might need a little more yeah yeah throw that in there and that should be good okay okay now do your pink food coloring pink food dye you're gonna you're gonna dye your hands a little bit here but it'll come off eventually so don't be sad okay now a little goes a long way here so i'll use like a little toothpick or something yep and this can be any shade of pink you want but since it's easter you probably want to do a light pink almost like your sweater so you barely need any like i'm just going to do like a drip of pink i actually probably did too much i'm gonna get some of that off like that yeah um i think that's probably good i mean it totally depends on the shade of pink you want but the thing about food coloring is you can always add more but you can take it away yeah so now i just so now you just mix it yeah so cool technique is how you make marbled fondant is since you know i'm not done mixing this but i would just roll this out flat and then i'd have a really cool marble texture that is cool yeah so you can make geocaches with that you can do lots of stuff suck it no i just drooled god suck it what thank you for that sub i appreciate that i drooled on myself that's how much i appreciated it oh you know what i think i got an okay pink i was nervous it's gonna be hot pink but i think it's okay it's a little brighter than i wanted but oh yeah it's way brighter than i wanted never mind i lied oh well okay this smells like play-doh yeah oh my god mine is so pink oops it's actually play-doh you probably want a little more food no yours is probably good actually because you're getting the color of your sweater and that that'd be my dream color but instead i got bubble gum damn it it's okay okay if it's sticking just dip your hands in some of the yeah the powdered sugar so fondant starts melting it's hard because i'm sure is it hot in texas yes yeah it's hot and humid in texas so fondant doesn't want to be your friend yeah but like this this house is not that hot though well then i don't know why it's doing that my hands are warm oh there you go it's good to have cold pants as a baker people think more pants than hands like you do cold ice cream yeah i have like the voldemort's hands narrow bony okay i'm gonna pee really quick milan is that okay no oh okay i won't i'll just stay here i'm just kidding [ __ ] you goodbye bye okay let's get back out okay this looks good like bubblegum pink okay good color it actually looks like socks like the sweater perfect okay but i'm trying to unstick the rest of it from my hands but it looks really cool i'm using the rest of the um powdered sugar i want to eat this but it smells so bad it's probably not good to eat this is a literally the same color as a sweater it's perfect though so i'm just guessing that we're going to do inside of the ears and then inside of the ears and then um dude i think sugar literally goes everywhere always you cannot open this bag without having breathing issues never finished a cake yesterday so we're finishing now but she's afk she just left me here because she didn't want to she didn't want to stream anymore so i just took over how did you leave i don't know like an hour and a half ago yeah now i'm just sitting here guessing what i'm supposed to do this is smells like [ __ ] play-doh smell it's fondant it smells really gross they're here right now that i just told them to piss off because they're being loud [Music] oh finally she's back after an hour and a half sorry you know our house is just so big wow yeah it must be hard to be ludwig's girlfriend it's just like such a long walk for me yeah good thing though i got my exercise in so did you have to walk through your your greenhouse or your pool house which one was it both actually and the butler's house toilet or the diamond toilet which one well i wanted to go to the gold one so okay this corn today yeah just for today i thought you know what i want to be more like the people okay got your pink okay so essentially we're gonna make um tiny ears inside the ears yep so the exact same thing but like that we did before just smaller for the ears so i'm just gonna roll it out and like place it on there see dude mine is so pink it literally looks like bubblegum i'm so sad oh well i love how i was like be careful with the amount of food coloring and then i [ __ ] it this is literally gum because my hands are so warm you can always throw it in the fridge if it's being awful and then pull it back out in a second okay there we go cute this is so cute flat out okay i'm making my inside kind of shaped like a really skinny long football like so it's two points okay i'll do the same thing just because i think that will that's what it's a really good explanation actually yeah we should have done that for the outside of the ears yeah i agree one's a little fat so i have to trim it down my ears are a little chubby okay i'm sabotaging the entire otk i hate all these people whispering [ __ ] off you guys are so cringy what are they talking about you they're just like standing behind the camera flicking y'all oh that's funny okay so really long football skinny football yeah and then you're just going to repeat it just rounding out the edges and so we'll once we get the shapes we'll glue those on with some water but just you can kind of just set them and see if they're the right shape and then damn i did this really well tooting my own horn yes wait it's too wide out here then make it skinnier [ __ ] i want to make this ears like wider but okay whatever are you making you're small or are they very long mine are very long i'm the same way where i wish i would have gone a little wider but my fondant is it's too late it's already starting to dry up a little bit i have the opposite problem imagine thinking that we would get this done yesterday holy [ __ ] i'm really bad at um knowing how long like i did a cake with do you know who christopher you use yeah keyboard man yeah he's amazing um i did a stream with him oh my god i was supposed to i was supposed to message him yesterday wait were we supposed to make tea no we could what do you still have white that could be cute our dozen bunnies have teeth i don't have any white but yeah teeth would be really cute on it okay yeah i'll do that okay but anyway i made a cake with him and i told him it'd be like four hours and we spent like eight hours on it yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] cutest cinderella wasting all the important streamers times holy [ __ ] oh okay trim trim guinea okay there we go great well hopefully he sees that yeah little teeth would be really cute i'm kind of jealous i might try to no i don't care [ __ ] it make them yellow i only have pink left you're a baker how do you not have fondant in the house because this is not my bakery i don't have half of my cake [ __ ] here it's all at my other house okay looking nice they're the same size a little bit skinnier yay [Music] this is so cute okay skinnier perfect other house weird flex okay listen i have my own house ludwig has his own house i happen to live in this one and my house is empty okay i hate when i leave things at my second house okay all right everybody okay don't worry i do have my own house it's just not here okay so now are we gonna make a little nose yep so make a little nose i'm just gonna make mine heart shaped because i think that's kind of cute i would make it a little thicker than what we've done in the past like thicker than the the size of the nose because then once you make the heart you can like push it down a little so that it's kind of rounded you know like a teddy bear what was that can i make teeth first yeah you can make your teeth first okay okay teeth yeah if ludwig ever buys a house in um texas then it'll be really bushy because i know yeah we can get nick to set up all your tech or like buy or get you a shopping list for tech i'll leave stuff at my third house my talk's right off the house okay one i made mine too big tada teeth yeah what color pink because you're gonna make the nose a little hard oh okay yeah very cute i kind of just cut out a triangle and then i shaped up i'm trying to shape out my heart i see you stop bucking right now it's kind of hard usually i'd have a cookie cutter for this but okay i don't pink heart nose no how big is it like a uh uh it's like besides my thumb yeah like look at that look at my screen oh that's so cute okay yeah qtp ls say sangoga wide hardo to molena you hear that melina huh someone donated and say said sango sangoga wide hearto exactly exactly guys that's my name white heart is your last name it's so hard to cut this [ __ ] out with um it's so hard to cut the [ __ ] out with a knife that's like not sharp enough okay dude my heart is a little lopsided drive me crazy what what'd you say cutie what'd you say oh sorry i thought you were talking to them um i said my heart is a little lopsided and driving crazy oh god i almost pushed on the wrong side of the night oops okay [ __ ] it's like geometrical because um i'm trying to just shape it out right now okay there's my little heart here i'll show you chat [ __ ] off stop distracting me this is very difficult this is harder than like any [ __ ] game i've ever played this is harder than anything you've ever done in your life okay look it's like a very tiny heart does that work yes so now get a little cup of water and we're just going to use our our water and our finger to glue this stuff together so you dip your finger in some water and then rub it on them yeah we'll do those in a little bit okay water water rub it on your um middle part of your ear to glue on the pink okay uh so now i glue the ears together like the pink on the white and then where'd you put the mouse um we're going to glue that onto the middle of the nose so where that where the eight dips yep okay okay just dip okay okay pink on the back side of this the water on the backside of the pink i'm trying to touch the rest of it okay and then stick that [ __ ] down there we go [Music] like my little bunny nose chat and it kind of looks like nothing right now but it will be cute yeah but we have to set things up in here uh no okay then i'm not worried about it those dress ones make your nice little beautiful cake yeah don't call it little i think you're magnificent yeah i was like mansplaining that's fine have a fun little time sweetie hair curler dear little thing that doesn't matter less than what i'm doing nice little cake sweetheart yeah okay okay all this is good so we're gonna set this aside let's go get our cakes out of the um freezer wait did you glue the nose to the floor oh yeah i did glue the nose okay so i did it like this just you could do it upside down too you can do your heart any way you want did you glue it on the corner in the dip yeah yeah so it's almost like the dips line up of the heart in the mouth should i glue the teeth off no i would um i would wait i think you should lay your teeth down first on your cake and then put the mouth on so they're like overlaid well i don't have a mouth like i don't uh the mouth is the whole round oh duh you're right yeah so glue your teeth on okay so are you sure that i shouldn't draw the mouth on first because we're going to use black food coloring and then i'll stick it on because the mouth is kind of going to be like over the tea dude we have no reference picture we're both imagining there's not enough we've got a [ __ ] cat okay i'm gonna go get the k i'll clean this you can you could you could do that i'm not even i wasn't even gonna use black for the mouth i was just gonna keep it plain oh okay and then just use black for the eyes okay wait we haven't made ice we paint them onto the frosting oh [ __ ] you can just use like a toothpick or skewer or something like that you don't need an actual okay whatever thanks for all the follows you guys lots of new follows today elena fans in the chat saying go go go go imagine someone chanting that behind you in a field i would run thank you jimbo for the sub okay okay uh okey-dokey okey-dokey yeah no worries i learned a lot like i learned how to level the cake properly maybe i'll be able to do this let's make when i'm there let's make a really complicated cake oh my god your cake is like a tower pizza like not leaning but tall as [ __ ] okay he's tall man let's go thank you dylan now what okay now this is the fun part so take your spatula and um the easiest way to cover an entire cake is plopping it all on the top actually on the top yeah so we're plopping a ton on the top like okay honestly like i'm gonna it's a lot it's gonna start overflowing yeah so you don't have to do like you can do like half of it this is always how i teach beginners holy [ __ ] okay okay okay then with this being flat so you're on a 90 degree angle you're just going to start spreading and it's going to start pouring down the sides okay [ __ ] i want to save it but i know i'm not supposed to i'll just listen to you yeah it'll start falling down the sides it's a lot and now that it's falling down the sides you're gonna start coming down and smoothing those sides oh my god i just found a piece of butter in here okay nice so once it's since it's falling down the sides you're gonna come to the side and start smoothing those so never actually touch the coat the undercoat nope okay i can possibly do that maybe who knows and since your cake is frozen or it's like really cold right the butter will start hardening by itself so it leaves you little work because it'll it'll it'll start freezing on there or getting really cold on there so then it yeah it covers it nicely and then you don't have you don't have any cake showing a lot of people um sometimes i'll get dms about cakes and people will be like well how come when i frost you can see my my cake through it and you're either your frosting is too translucent so you're adding too much liquid like milk or um whipping cream or you're not doing a thick enough layer and this is an answer to you because the the freezing will automatically make it thicker okay i think there's some butter at the bottom but okay holy [ __ ] this is a lot [Music] okay also the biggest mistake new cake people make is not waiting for your cake to cool you have to have a cool cake before you frost it otherwise you're going to be so sad because milk frosting is made out of butter so it melts like at the slightest amount of heat so you have to have to have to have to have to have a cool cake okay no nerd cakes allowed because cream cheese frosting is actually a pretty translucent frosting because cream cheese um it just isn't as thick as butter um i don't know why it breaks down differently but okay this does [Music] hmm okay this is a lot of math in my head i'm counting for some reason are you counting i don't know how many seconds until the [ __ ] falls there's no rush there's no like it doesn't need to be perfect you know it's like oh god oh [ __ ] i just touched a [ __ ] thing more frosting there we go the bottom filling in those [ __ ] gaps there's like so much [ __ ] at the bottom of this though you're doing great man you're doing great okay there we go okay [Music] qtc cozy cat thank you for the stuff do people ever call yours a knicks chat cozy cozy yeah no oh it's just fighting people always use that in my chat i used to take it like offensively i was like wow i'm so boring that they're like this is cozy but i've decided to start embracing it okay [ __ ] hey hi i'm live by the way all right cutie's live but i'm done uh we're done kind of soonish we won't try to ruin your stream oh we will try to ruin your stream wait show your face our real cat will go up thank you hi asmin i'm making a bunny cake really you can eat it later and everything or we're trying to wait well asthma have you seen i'm going to show you this real quick i know this is important to you i promise she's trying to show off ludwig's mansion oh yeah yeah see it's up there oh [ __ ] wait that's the same way that's the same y'all are making the same cake yeah i thought they photoshopped you out or something no have you seen these what are you doing she's teaching me husband have you seen these reese's eggs that's the wrong kind oh [ __ ] yeah the there's special ones that are they're they're the best but they're flat they're flat on the back right the special ones because there's uh there's too much chocolate on those and the other ones that are in the wrapper have a lot more peanut butter in them i literally picked these out telling myself i was like i think these are the ones asman said are best but no there's a good try though damn it wow you helped to impress him no host for you no nothing no horse from uh no rust horses for me oh [ __ ] oh wrong ones i was like looking at all of them too and i was like which ones did asthma say were the best it's looking a little bit see-through i'm not gonna lie but i think i don't i didn't distribute it correctly i think there's a lot at the top but i'm scared of going through because um i don't want to touch the top okay thanks i did not do this cutie did this i didn't do anything what are you talking about okay [ __ ] okay it's kind of working now oh i want a spinning machine for this oh jack it's so excited to see ashley that's cute hi ashley bye ashley i think jack it's just i think chat plays i spy with people a lot they play wise they play like i spy but with people like they're like oh ashley and then they like you know if they were the first one to say ashley was there they like win some internal prizes the crumbs are coming through cutie and you're out of frosting no but like i think it's heating up because i'm like oh then just throw it in the freezer for a few minutes like literally like three minutes and it should help you okay does it have to be completely smooth because i don't want to do that no no no no no no not at all i like the texture i like the texture uh of just buttercream yeah that's great that's cute you can even purposely make it like rough so then it looks like fur okay like the thing about minimal cakes is um people often like like the sharp clean lines but you can do anything to make them like more approachable i don't know how much better can i eat wow okay you're doing great man it's leaning over cutie well that's not ideal but that's okay you know just work with your angles you'll have a front you'll have a back i can't push it because um you can push it with your spatula you can kind of like you know it's okay it could be crooked i'm pushing it i did it i did it i did it i regret it i love you're just like angry murmurings tears son of a [ __ ] i just [ __ ] ruined it it's okay it's okay man there's no ruining it you're doing great sweetheart i swear you've probably done this a [ __ ] million times i have the cool thing is i've stopped caring as much as i used to like i could really work and get this cake like super smooth but i just don't care well imagine being that good dude i just don't care if it was a wedding cake i don't care but i just don't care i'll give this i just don't even carry my arms and if people criticize me they can suck my dick yeah it's nice because that's like probably the only thing in life that i'm like that confident about that i'm like i don't care like if you come at me i know i can do better so it's like [ __ ] you compared to like you know if you're like working out and people like backstage you are way too talented not to share more pictures and videos yeah i think i'm gonna stop here with this if not i keep digging [ __ ] out great so then choose your front so then like look at your cake and figure out what part you want as the front wait perfect girls huh can i do the whole cake like swirly yeah i think that's fun because it'll look more like fur and it'll i'm just gonna i'm just gonna do that because then you can't see the shed chat we'll do um i'll do a beginner cake class one time where i just teach you a really easy texture that anyone can do on a cake to make it look really cool and nice and whatever we'll do that sometime i promise i thought i was gonna take a nap today but i don't think i need to anymore i thrive on three hours absolutely wake up big schedule wake up six a.m makeup coffee wake up sunscreen water vitamins [ __ ] i just spilled again please don't put curses on me your one rule is you have to take a picture of it and send it to me oh look at those swirls that's so cute [Applause] [ __ ] it up you know what i'm gonna put some [ __ ] chocolate sprinkles on it so you'll see the cake less below it no you're fine just choose your front homie if your cake guys if you do this at home and you're trying to make a bunny today and your cake is really see-through worst case go get some shaved coconut coconut is actually you can add coconut to carrot cake some recipes do have coconut in it so if you put some shaved coconut on the outside you know it'll give it that fur texture and it'll hide any imperfections if you're being a perfectionist okay i think i'm gonna say myself done with that even though it's leaning great okay so now choose your front so just look around your cake and find you know where do i want my front to be hold on i think this is good mmm clogged my hours [Music] i love people fat now what okay choose your front okay can i wipe the [ __ ] off the bottom yep get a paper towel clean off the bottom sometimes hot water will help make it a little easier i'm just gonna use clorox because no one's gonna eat the bottom oh okay yeah great that'll be fine there you go you're pretty i said it's pretty i'm excited so pretty wow actually i'll just use paper towel you're right let me zoom in so you can see how [ __ ] up it really is just giving this kiss the part with the clorox on it it's like me pretty from far away but very far from pretty there we go no it is so cute i love it it is so so cute rewind i i pushed this whole thing very far over i like it it's like on the edge right now as cute as an acorn my chat's saying also loving your board they're saying wait i have a spinny thing why didn't i [ __ ] use it she has a spinny thing i keep seeing my own hair out of the corner of my eyes and it keeps scaring me this [ __ ] is so lopsided but it's okay just choose the angle whatever angle you choose make sure when you're looking at it it doesn't look lopsided from where you are oh okay here so that'll be your front like that cute still looking good wow the big side oh that looks good okay so that's where you're gonna put your face so let's just pick up our nose and our mouth yeah and center that at the bottom in the middle okay lower yours a little bit actually because you need room for eyes just put take it off yeah you can take it off and put it back on me trying to push it down push all the frosting down nice smart molina there you go then directly on the back you'll put your tail but on the very bottom okay big towel here's my little bunny butt okay now in the front you're gonna take you don't have to do this since yours is a little low but i think it still will be cute i'm gonna put my little paws at the bottom here like that jesus [ __ ] christ has risen can i get an amen okay happy easter cutie amen okay and then i'm gonna go oh there you go yeah add your little teeth i'm gonna go with a knife i would put your paws up so they look like little feet sticking out instead of like yeah there you go that looks much better and then just add some knuckles with the back of a knife so i'm gonna add just like three knuckle prints or toe prints wait how did you do that so i just pressed it down here i can show you closer okay so like one two oh yeah yeah you got it three yeah little feetsies little feetsies okay this is gonna be a little difficult for you um painting on the eyes since you have a texture so if you do have extra fondant no but i have a cool idea okay we love that where is she where is she that's terrifying i have chocolate somewhere in here like round chocolate chips oh that's cute yeah so i'm gonna get my black food coloring and paint on some eyes real quick they're gone but i have round white ones so i can stick round white ones on and then i'll paint the eyes on there you go that's that'll work you can also paint once you start painting you can also paint little whiskers if you want do i stick them close together um i would just put them above your divots kind of there cute oh my god it's so cute i'm so excited chat loves it okay so you paint i have to grab a paintbrush or something yeah you can use a toothpick you need a paintbrush i'm gonna find a little paintbrush i'm gonna grab this chair just because i want to be level with it that is so cute i'm loving it there are all the paint brushes that i own okay oops mine is a little okay so black food coloring yep okay so how do you paint yours let me see so i'm gonna give mine little like um well mine and yours are gonna be slightly different um so just eyes yeah just eyes see i'm gonna do closed eyes on mine but you can just i would just paint yours round or you can give them just little pupils whatever you want that's the fun part about cakes is you can do whatever you want okay wait you won't be able to say this let's see this if i'm far away you can see it now right okay yeah you can someone in chat said playboy cake guys it's [ __ ] easter what you you think bunny and you go playboy there's my cute little eyeball okay it's not sticking to the white chocolate oh oh there you go oh that's so cute so now you can decide also if you want to paint any whiskers or um your mouth okay i have [ __ ] up these eyes this eye situation a time or two so oh god i'm in too low yeah oh [ __ ] me cutie you stupid ass okay ready and how do i keep going too low okay do it higher oh my gosh look how cute it is oh my god i keep [ __ ] mine up thank you dylan lots of dylan's today so okay for the love of god i always nail the first one and then fail on the next one thank you for gifting a sub mac thank you for that elena is your mic still on are you just quiet i can't hear you if you're talking uh mine's a little crooked in the eyes but that's okay that's okay i think her battery died oh okay can you hear me now yep there you go oh my god i said that was terrifying jesus christ oh you look like the grudge girl okay and then a little this and a little one of those i'm almost done great thanks this is so [ __ ] difficult where did the legs go uh the legs are on those are ears those are the legs yeah thanks this is so difficult oh i actually hate my whiskers i want to take my whiskers off i don't want these screws yeah how how do i take them off on yours no no that's not eyebrows that's fake yeah it's eyes are closed yeah i'll zoom out yours is really cute actually oh wow good job you guys cool cake you made we made this yeah proud of you yes it's really good tell me about how you made it uh i just i just i just okay all right malina we are gonna be able to finish this on in the next 10 minutes what you need to do you need to melt some white chocolate okay i have that right here i'm going to leave it for two seconds after a question do you wear my pants on your pants that's crazy you don't know where our pants are no do you know what mom actually that's crazy lost his pants [Music] okay i'm melting it does otk have their own channel or whose channel do they stream on no um i don't think they do but they're streaming aspen's channel today oh i'm just getting invaded oh my god it's like freaking like mice it's warming okay so melting some white chocolate i know that's melting wow oh i just stubbed my toes so hard almost done almost done here fun anyway okay it's done i melted some you melted it okay that could be super smooth yeah okay what the hell was that it's white chocolate it's come it's a [ __ ] cake it didn't melt a lot well then put it back in for a few more seconds no i didn't melt a lot of it like um oh like you didn't melt a lot of it that's okay you don't need a ton i think it's warm it keeps melting okay so now yeah you're gonna you have your little parchment paper that your ears are on right yeah so now you're gonna flip your ears upside down so pink facing down yeah and then let me get lollipop and then get your lollipop sticks and we're just going to glue those on with white chocolate you want them to go up pretty far because it's going to be the only thing really supporting your ears i wish i could hear what you're saying but i'm just guessing right now oh you need to can you hear me how much do i leave out like two inches so i can stick into the day yeah okay why is millena's bunny so fat that's [ __ ] rude that's rude we don't fat shame bunnies guys please cutie bought that cake at the store okay someone from a depth chat in white chocolate yeah so what i'm gonna do let me grab mine flip it i'm just gonna like really like i'm gonna put my i'm gonna get my stick coated in white chocolate put it on there and then also like just coat the entire back in white chocolate because why not it's gonna give it its backbone i said this before chad anyone knew here normally you'd make these ears the day before and leave them out to dry so they'd sit on their own but this is just a fun cheat it's not the prettiest sheet there's definitely ways to make it prettier but we're doing it because it's the best beginner friendly cheat this is smart so i'm gonna take my skewers so how long does it take before this chocolate melts so so we're going to throw this in the freezer to harden it okay and then you're like it's going to maybe take five minutes in the freezer and then you stick them in and we're done okay sorry if it's loud here no you're totally fine listen i was late i'm more than patient [Music] the back doesn't need to be pretty [ __ ] so we're just going to put gloves white chocolate so what you can do if you're like really worried about it chat in the future because there's going to be globs of white chocolate you could just put another you could sandwich it with another layer of fondant but i don't have any fondant so i'm not going to do that no i'm okay can we help anyway no i'm i'm good you so nice of you to offer what do you mean actually trying to do a good job you see how this looks i'm not a streamer i just got forced to be one listen swept doesn't start before tonight so shut the [ __ ] up you already make me hate you okay miss camp that's such a good cake you made freezer huh put in the freezer yep let's put them in the freezer all right okay no wait look at it we're not doing that because he looked at me and said i said all right i'm throwing this in the freezer i'll be back oh god this would be terrible okay i'm throwing this in the freezer [ __ ] so okay i'm gonna leave him in there for like 10 minutes that's not nice nick why'd you hit me so hard can i try it no it's not done can i try hi ashley so we just wait five minutes five minutes yeah we're done is that what it takes to cook wait it's done cooking it's done cooking wait so how do you um what do you do with the icing i already put it on there yeah but like frick you eat it s man huh you eat the icing yeah but like does it get hard or does it just stay there it's done it just stays there does it like air dry no no so there's something called the right ice cream the ice cream you put the chocolate syrup it turns into a shell no so that would be a crusting icing we're not using a crusting icing so any icing made with lard or margarine will crust but we didn't use any of that so it won't crust wait you made your own uh icing yeah everything made from scratch why you did buy one you're right you're right we could have next time next time you do buy a cake we could have just bought a cake it doesn't make any sense okay what do you watch aspen you can just watch nick you know like it's the same thing [Laughter] okay thank god sorry we're still friends yeah now we can just clean up a little bit that's all i'm gonna do no you can't pair with my birthday cards have you tried any of the frosting nick uh no i'm allergic wait i wanna judge them do people keep birthday cards i do i do only if it's from like a dead grandpa or something is this not normal is this keto yeah yeah oh this is good yeah yeah by the way see that's why you don't make it that's why i don't buy frosting really yeah no don't put your stick back when do we start this is done in less than five minutes wait so what else do you do are we just waiting for we're waiting for our ears to harden what are we waiting for with your they're all waiting for you i thought you said you're not waiting for thornton what they're talking about the ears so what are the ears where yeah where are they the ears are made out of fondant so see the see the front the little mouth that's made out of fondant too you can eat fondant okay yeah you can eat fondant it doesn't taste very good though wait can i try yeah yeah i don't think you'll like it most people don't like it oh that's a big bite oh yeah oh okay it's play-doh that's why it's so good is my mic working it's play-doh i was going to eat some play-doh where's maya i don't care oh my god i hate him baby hi yay maya maya come say hi to cute it's we're doing this so there's no fomo did you bring my dirt i have fomo come here come say hi why didn't you bring his [ __ ] dirt he's in back in my car he paid 5 000 maya good morning we have your ears in the freezer that's the last thing we need and then it's done this is really good stop trying the fondant that's so gross it's so gross so what's inside what kind of cake is this is it like a white cake carrot cake carrot carrot and uh walnut pecans pecans pecan pecan and carrots or pecans okay i hope they're done you think they're done yeah let's go get them miss kip don't touch the cake you call her cake oh no i regret saying yes no hello honey hey yo nick maya looks really pretty today what do you think about it uh i've already lost can you hear me can you hear me she's gone she left in the chat near me and my ears are done today it starts today my ears are done malina you can go grab yourself your neck yeah where are you yeah okay i'm gonna go grab the ear spirit what okay [Music] okay i'm doing this there we go can we just throw this cake i think it's gonna say maya oh my god cute uh you can do everything we someone did legs you're ruining cutie's stream okay sorry you're doing great i love it take a picture of it and send it to me okay i'll do that let me zoom in on it what'd you say look bias here wait why is it so zoomed in get out get out honey back up 10 minutes later what is happening is terrible okay send me a picture okay cutie i'll talk to you later happy easter everybody goodbye bye bye bye bye goodness um cute cake stream i hope you guys had fun that was really great um obviously all of you probably already follow an mp but that's the only way to support malayna so follow melana where you can because i really appreciate her doing this with me and hopefully she had fun and she got a cute cake out of it and i hope you guys like our cute cake um yeah and thank you guys for the follows today there's a lot of um a lot of follows fun cake stream yay i'm happy you guys had fun i want to do more of these um [Music] so yeah we'll do them we'll do more maybe we'll see a lot of nmp emotes in chat i appreciate that you guys mac thank you for gifting a sub um oh that was 35 minutes ago that's embarrassing well thank you 35 minutes ago anyway my thing is glitching out and it's showing everyone's following five times and i don't really understand that but okay i'm gonna go ahead and end i wish miss kip was live so i could just host him um not that it matters i guess um is he live i'm assuming he's not live you guys just broke my chat on my phone i don't know how you did that let me see oh it's going to be on asmin gold okay is asman's live is he live sorry sorry sorry is it live yet not yet okay so do you guys want to like play hopscotch together until he goes live or what do you want to do or do you just want to go over there in a few minutes we can chill till then okay so you do want to play hopscotch i don't really want to play hopscotch with you guys you want me to clean try the cake do i want to break into it already i need to take a picture of it i need to take a picture of it i don't think i want to break into it just yet i need to clean number one oh i should put my finger in some frosting gross i need to clean number one and then i don't think i'll break the cake open because i need to take a picture of it but we'll just chill until asthma goes live because i think he'll go live in like seven minutes because otk is usually on time with stuff so i think um i actually i mean i don't know if it matters much it's probably nice because that's where melina will be um i'm famished please feed me i spent eating fun it was so funny fondant is really really gross fondant is really really yucky um i just it's just like a lot of sugar i don't even know how to explain fondant but otk on time are they not on time i feel like they're so professional and put together is that is that the wrong opinion should i not have that opinion is that crazy no shot they are all there 30 minute intro well you guys can hang out over there you don't have to hang out with me for 30 minutes you can hang out over there you guys want to see something really cool i have um for those of you that weren't here the other day i have these edible i have this is edible money so it's it's on rice paper um so we could make him like a like a hooker bunny if we wanted to let's cover him in money we want it's edible yeah it's just made with rice paper tastes like nothing playboy bunny pog i did eat the money i ate the money cutie's so rich she can eat her money yeah i'll give you the same answer i always do it's you know it's ludwig's money oh i'll show my cat live cat reaction to the cake he loves it he loves reacting to my cakes okay jerks come here you are so cute and handsome you are so cute and handsome hi sleepy kitty are you a sleepy kitty do you want to see my cake here you go what do you think what do you think this is the cake what do you think about it did you like it do you like it he doesn't know is is a good cake jersey look look hey over here this okay oh [ __ ] um well chat that's all i can do because i don't have a cam now um actually look i can do this leaked leaked leaked leaked good thing that is that chat that showed up honest to god um watch this i got this i got this i got this i have an answer here the cat ran away oh what am i doing here guys look see i figured it out the cat did run away why are you guys all doing those oh i see where's there's an echo there shouldn't be an echo asman's live no echo just delay no oh thanks guys why let me see what ludwig's doing i'll see if he wants to see my cake okay yes okay okay okay okay he's coming he's coming to see the cake she's missing the whiskers i didn't really like them i didn't really like the whiskers i thought they kind of like distracted from it so i left them off you know because they were just like i like it more minimal where the bunny's teeth i don't know i just liked mine a little sample i liked mine simple what about light gray whiskers yeah i could do that i shouldn't feel like it maybe some eggs around the base if i had all my frosting tips i would give it like a floral crown because i think that'd be really really cute but i just don't have them i actually have enough frosting that i could do that but i don't have my tips here i'll buy some we can do some a flower cake soon we can do a flower cake at some point mini egg decorations yeah we could put we could put some like you know what let me take a picture of it like this and then let's do an upgraded version of this cake i think it's a cute idea do you guys want to do that audio's a bit loud okay i'm sorry is that better you want to do that okay we can do that i'll uh i'll take a picture of it and then we can make it a little cute a little cuter white ho wait look at the cake hey oh my gosh are the ears what are the ears well the back is just wow cute rabbit rabbit for easter that does make sense it is easter sunday he births eggs on this sabbath day no it's not sabbath yeah 7th saturday no the sabbath is sunday sabbath is created by the jews and saturday well the mormons say it's sunday interesting so well maybe sabbath is based on religion and it's just a word for holy day and then it's sunday for christian saturday for jewish people maybe i don't know i'm not jewish for my jewish friends at talk to me about the sabbath yes sir audio too loud still nah you gotta turn down your ears turn down your headphones bro that's a good point just turn down your headphones unless i see it from a mod you guys are responsible for turning on your headphones maybe you're just being really loud yeah audio is fine you can't bite jewish people from friday to saturday evening and most christians on sunday yeah fair enough i'm right let's go which means you're right too which means we're both right streams are both right brush up on your torah enjoy both you know what i do both days of the weekend are sabbath for me no working you what that's not true well i'm kind of breaking that rule right now but yeah you are okay let me take a quick picture and then we'll upgrade it i showed asmin because i was really excited oh i lost it why are you waiting for asthma to go live because i want to raid them because it was otk they were all there waiting for molina uh i've watched asman's thing about the reese's and so i bought these reeses thinking that they were the reeses that adam said were good but apparently these ones have too much chocolate i got the wrong ones wow i know he hates too much chocolate what does he want more cream more peanut butter okay so we're gonna take a picture glorious food just a quick picture so you're up at 10 uh yeah queen i'm tired what is it did you get this one yeah those are all ours any of the giovanni's are oh [ __ ] how did that happen what close the fridge smacked cute pictures yo yo yo what does my shirt say by the way check it out i don't know if you can see it cause i'm overexposed oh god i'm gonna show off my oh jesus my wiener careful over there can't do it cause it's overexposed anyway it says i'm in a fitness fitness taco in my mouth it's very very funny i get a lot of laughs at the gym all the guys get a good kick out of it yeah aiden slime in the garage i mean they get a kick out of it so yes the guys yeah the guys yep the guys dishwasher all right okay so this is what we're gonna do to upgrade it we're gonna do some fun little frosting patterns on it we're gonna add some sprinkles and we're gonna add some cadbury eggs and some easter candy just to make it look very eastery it's kind of a fun little way to make it look a little cooler it's fun we're gonna do that chat so you can see it two different ways the minimal way and then the little extra way let me see what i have because i don't i've said this a few times but at my house i have much more cake stuff ludwig won't buy me anything um it's really rude sub check what do you mean what are we at my subject yeah oh i don't know what are we at i think yeah okay yeah oh amaranth's here hi amaranth oh i'm at one thousand six thousand one hundred and twenty seven so i told amaranth i'm going to say yes i told amaranth i'm going to do a hot tub stream and she told me to get you in the hot tub too and we can all do it together me you and amaranth what do you think me you amaranth name a better throuple i'll let amaranth in we let m ramp in yeah to our relationship okay now you get to choose one boy to let in i knew it was a trap i get amaranth you get whatever boy and tell me why it's schlepped i wouldn't pick a boy i just told you oh you'd pick a man i would pick a man yeah okay hassan someone says an auch one that doesn't fear danger clint ooh austin would be a good one i would go with clint here's the thing about a relationship me and amaranth would be in the hot tub you and clint would be speedrunning both sides have to be into it oh so not clint so not clint stephen sad business dude uncle slim oh cycuno we were done professionally romantically but perhaps we could take one more go perhaps you could with my ex lover and co-worker you should never mix love and work they do say that because here i am but we are co-workers technically right now so in love and working let me hear you say ho well there's a three minute video of that and the girl who sings it just does that over and over wow that sounds awful it was a lot but it was great the cat is a man so you sound like everyone thinks you sound like that me or the cat the cat i just meowed why would you sound like that i know i gave you cadbury eggs for easter but i need them back i'm gonna use them to decorate this cake sorry you don't give me anything for easter so is that true what'd you get me surprise yeah yeah you haven't left the house i know yeah okay what the [ __ ] do i do can i get some cake people shy way who hi i got something for you oh boy what is it oh you gotta come over here i'm over here okay close your eyes okay you know how sometimes i can be a thorn in your side yeah happy easter ludwig i bought these toothpicks i knew you had some yeah okay yeah great great job yeah i really wanted toothpaste dang it i always bought easter sprinkles when i was at the store and i talked myself out of it because i have sprinkles in the back not easter ones what is an easter sprinkle like some pastel ones oh you know i'm sure yeah i know easter sprinkles easter don't have any easter sprinkles because we're poor i said it it's not true very rich very well off it's true don't put that on me she also does pretty well financially give her your massive hog this is how we're going to upgrade this it's gonna be so cute and all of you are gonna lose your freaking minds this is candy that i'm eating later i'm doing an easter candy ranking stream um because everyone asked um oh i got a weird donut i can't hear it so i don't know what to say i don't know um okay so all we're going to do is make some cute little we're going to kind of give him like a mohawk oh boy it's frosting just a cute little situation on his head oh we love this oh he looks so good oh my oh wow look at that little hair look at the hair on this guy oh god that's not good i'm just gonna grab that oh perfect i fixed it amazing we've got him some little hair and then you just gotta stack it up a bit in the middle oh i can hear my own voice on your stream that sucks why no one likes their own voice oh okay hello that's loud thank you for the sub uh i think if you're using your prime here i appreciate that okay we're going to open these cadbury eggs look at what color palette we're working with lots of pastels here oh okey-dokey we're just gonna throw them on top so cute so awesome [Music] lots of yellow i need some other colors cute he's got little eggs on his head i hate that i think in my voice guys do you ever hear your voice in a recording and you're like wow that's me and then you're like kind of sad nope ludwig loves his own voice everyone's else is saying yes okay we'll do a little pile by its feet of some eggs nice nice nice nice just a cute little pile of eggs look at this guy he's so cute and i am not talking about ludwig you have to specifically say okay doki okay ducky that little egg pile by them we'll add one more blue right here all right i'm gonna add just a few m m's they're kind of cute no you know what happy easter no we're just gonna leave it i kinda like it if i had i don't have anything in the same color palette that's my hard thing so usually when you do this you just do um a lot of a lot of stuff in the same a lot of stuff in the same color palette so i would do like um oh my god one of us has to do the cleaning here yes oh that was so mean now what no thing i just did the cleaning but i'll just yeah you don't feel bad for him don't you dare chat away and that's gaslighting 101 from ludwig claps in chat yes yes so good we love it okay um there's a bit of an upgraded version if i had other stuff in the same color palette i would add um more to it but i don't i like i said i didn't plan for it usually i'd add like at least five different types of candies just because it looks nicer that way but there you go there's a cute little upgraded version he's got some eggs he's got he's just cute he has some candy so yeah is asmin live when is the candy stream uh i don't know yet he is okay great good to know um we'll go ahead and go raid asmongold um and yeah i'll clean up and everyone have a good easter i'll probably see you later um and thanks for hanging out with me i appreciate it cat is yelling at me slash raid i i need to feed him [Music] gold enter there you go it's loading get in the van go have fun see you guys later all right all right then all right bye guys all right goodbye now goodbye see you guys later van has candy yep yep bye bye oh i didn't push |
really [Music] there gifted Subs would I have to gift to get us there wait did you guys get it wait you might have already gotten it it says hype and it says it has a golden Kappa what's happening it's not unlocked yet level two complete now what music's too loud okay sorry houses okay level three I've never I've never like hyped up a hype train before but I want to see how this golden Kappa thing works I have to contribute oh wait so you only get the golden Kappa if you sub is that it Oh I thought the whole chat gets it oh wait so if I gift a sub I get the golden Kappa oh [ __ ] wait everybody wait chill I want to get it I want to have it for 24 hours H okay we've never had this happen on our channel before gift a sub oh I don't have any cards wait I can't wait no a hey I got a golden Capp you can use [ __ ] I don't have any money Bitties I don't have any money chat I don't think you can get yourself this either my cards are closed right now and I don't get I don't get one until Tuesday because it's a holiday week and so it's the shipping's delayed are you kidding wait this is so sad for me oh that was sad I was so excited a shoot no identity sagge wait wait thank you guys for all the gifted sub good luck getting your golden kappas wait I'm jealous wait do you get them now wait you can keep going wait I don't get it did you find any money no lway gave me $20 yesterday and then took it away you're blocked off by your own Bonnie wait I even give me a microphone sorry I'm just I'm this golden Caba thing I've never had it happen before I can't Che I'm I'm so excited to do this yay Christmas oh yay Christmas thank you oh I'm jealous they're all getting it if it makes you feel better they only get it for a day and I have it I have that [ __ ] for life no you have it for a year well I might suck off Dan Clancy no that's not an appropriate thing to say not my boss uh I mean you still get a paycheck you know what actually your point whatever yeah never mind Dan offer is off the table wow thank you guys for the subs sorry I was so obsessed with getting the cap of myself I wasn't thinking you guys thank you you guys are going to look so cool with the golden Kappa you guys want to hear what a coffee machine sounds like wait I don't think your mic's on wait is it on I'm feeling oh I've been muted this whole time I was showing you guys what a coffee machine sounds like well then they didn't hear what I said about Dan Clancy that's good I think they heard on probably not probably saved want for Christmas dur has been [ __ ] all day chat all over the place me and dur both I woke up I woke up to his the smell of his poo everywhere and then I looked and his poo was was in fact everywhere I still haven't cleaned it all that's how everywhere it is but I made him some rice and chicken and pumpkin and Pedialite and he seems to be okay he's acting fine he's not acting like he's sick he's so back he just ate something bad probably I think yeah I think he ate something bad I'm nervous there was like a treat left on the ground during fumigation and he found it no that's abs and he became gay no that wouldn't fumigation don't call it fumigation for nothing well okay guess that's a fair point fill my gay nation is what I call it are these really cool strings interfering chat let me know if they do now the jingle hop has beun please check chat I have a sub okay I'm watching turn his gain down or yours up oh talking talking talking I'm in yellow will you talk I think just the way I talk he's just loud I'll just turn him down yeah you just got to turn him down yo what a bright time it's a right time this chill you just listen to all this copyright and stuff um it doesn't record to the VOD because Nico set it up R even higher now Cass sorry that wasn't a dab that was a seizure guys you've got three more minutes to get golden Kappa turn a little higher okay now he's too low okay cool hello hello wait no how I'm talking when I'm actually talking hello what's up today we're going to make a gingerbread man for real how do you get the golden Kappa is if you sub or gift a sub right now during this Kappa hype train you get it for 24 hours join me join me and gain a sense of superiority by having a golden Kappa wait golden Kappa check drop in the chat right now they don't have it yet until the the thing ends oh is it just me or scammed I'm actually not sure oh is it just me oh does prime count yeah it counts wait golden cabage check let's see it o just me thank just me if you golden Kappa in the next two minutes you'll get $1 million some no no what oh uh somebody just did an anonymous sub but I don't know if you you just spelled Kappa wrong you spelled it mappa oh $2 million if you go drop a golden Cab in the next somebody gifted Anonymous I don't know if you get it if you do Anonymous it has to be linked to your account get scammed wait you don't have to gift more than one sub guys okay I feel like a scammer keep that hype train rolling I'm not trying to scam you guys we do it over on twitch.tv/ QT we do not stream Alissa hype trains rolling God wait Matt just gifted 50 wait what is going on when the train ends we end thank for the 10 welcome to the sub what do you mean we end stop it this guy take him off you can take the guy off the subathon but not the subathon out the guy good joke can we get five subs for Cutie for that good one you hate it it thank you Matt for the 50 gift thank you everyone for gifting I'm not trying to scam you I just bit count I think so don't ask us questions we don't know we'll see last Christmas wait what happens at 50 Jello why did you say like that wait you got the Kaa someone got it at level 55 what happens is you get a YouTube short and you get to Deone uh the pirate guy no that guy is insane he got n didn't he get 9,000 Subs in during a hyp trainr to Hype trains yeah something like that chat we've gotten I think like 100 he got like 100k guys it's time to beat pirate pirate what's the name pirate pirate [ __ ] I should know this pirate hacker hacker pirate D dreamer than you pirate software everybody listen up it's time me with the same contribution to society as web devs beat him well first off up beat him up I'm going to meet him in the schoolyard web devs to a high degree are a blight on society we can say that proudly ow I really kind of hurt myself a little bit they they make a lot they get rewarded a lot sometimes but we can be real we can keep Chad take it off time to party we're getting golden kappas half of them just rewriting the code the other half wrote you know look at them look at them taking it off yeah take it off baby this year it's weird when say baby take it off baby I love saying baby you know who's baby you know who's baby girl Liam Jake huh Jake from Survivor oh he's so baby girl Liam's my baby girl that's I listened to freaking the yard today I'm two episodes behind and slime watches Liam now I feel uncool it's like my dad watches something cuz me and squeaks watch Liam yeah but he did it way late he picked it up from Josh man honestly wait Adam hasn't seen Survivor yet I just said I like nobody leak anything I didn't leak anything I'm not leak I'm not here to leak oh my gosh guess what lewick found out yesterday we're watching Survivor and he's like I want to follow Jake on Twitter he goes on Twitter Jake already follows him isn't that crazy he retweeted my tweet and then he said you're the goat to me I don't know cuz I'm logged out of Twitter you want to know why why because I keep getting [ __ ] in the ass with the freaking screwdrivers why because missfits Misfits I was part of their team so I had their little twitch little or their little Elon Musk bumper sticker on my [ __ ] and and then Misfits dropped me admittedly uh whatever I'm not worth the money I get it uh they dropped me and so now they removed their bumper sticker and now I can't log in because it says you can't have two Factor you can't have two Factor without the bumper sticker there's no way to log in I've done everything it's like hey you you can't have two Factor you don't have premium that's all it says and then you click help and it takes you to a screen that says sign up for premium you click sign up for premium and it doesn't take you anywhere and then it takes you back to a screen where you can push refresh it's all it's just cyclical I can't log into Twitter and scene identity theft isn't a joke guys this is an identity theft I mean in a way I guess taking your verification how can the identity be verified I don't know but I can't log into Twitter now that's a good thing that's a good problem I can't tweet out I'm live oh that's a I'm going to fall off you can't just do it on computer no I can't log in that's not how logins work you know like tweet deck back in the day you used to be able to text a phone number to tweet for you yeah they don't have it contact Elon guys I can't even I can't even pay the $8 to do it what size hoodie is this cutie I bet it's a large if I'm guessing it's a medium oh my God Queen cuz look oh oh yeah he's got a long torso T have you guys ever wanted to do this she does that all the time cuz they see his belly all the time and they've never gotten the satisfaction but I just did it so now they've been satisfied you're welcome shout out El people were wanting I don't think he wanted to do that for sure cool guys you have 30 seconds if you want the golden Kappa unless we get hype train level 11 let's get it going baby who's got them twitch primes dude that's so hyped for people that had their resub today and unhype for people that had it yesterday oh cat meow she's investigating cat I'll reenacted went such strong hype train 263 Subs 6,45 bits where is he and pirate software has been dethroned good work supporters can enjoy the exclusive golden Kappa emo this is so [ __ ] dumb hi Co the one time I'm on a dumbass twitch stream no offense the one time I'm on a dumbass everybody in this chat hundreds of you get a golden Kappa I paid thousands for mine there's Swift okay charity selling weird thousands weird I only get it for one year what I basically lost wait did they all get it yeah everyone has it now guys you look cool honestly I'm going to say it golden cab is kind of overrated now I've always thought that really yeah it's kind of lame until tomorrow at 700 p.m. Pacific then it's cool again chat you look cool oh my God chat that's so cool what the heck oh I'm jealous I would go in Liam's chat and use it and he'd be like you're cool I don't think he would do that ever he wouldn't but he did recognize me one time I never type in his chat but I'm always watching all right um my butt is so sore your butt oh hi cat do you need more chicken yeah no bu yes okay look this is what you make for your animals if they're pooping everywhere you get them some rice some white rice just a little bit some white rice it's bland it settles their tum tum some white rice and then you make them some chicken my cat my cats eat good when they're sick they eat good normally but especially when they're sick what are we doing today we're making a pipe bomb no using at home anything you might have DIY DIY we're going to hit the New Year Strong Dan's coming up that guy laughing faced you that's definitely an old well time sub because you're going to hear this for like an hour yeah we did get 200 Subs wait you already have the ca emote wait it says I have it try using it I can't okay I'll do it I'm ripping up chicken golden CA check oh someone just resubbed you missed it dude yep you got it wait maybe just cuz your channel oh thank God I didn't gift any subs you know chat good time to have my identity stolen actually convenient save me money anyway then you get some chicken you rip it up uhhuh then what then you get this is for when your cats have tummy troubles or your dogs then you get a little scoop of pumpkin finger that [ __ ] huh yeah and then you just kind of mix it in right and then you get Pedialite and you put Pedialite gravy on it but it have to you have to do the unflavored Pedialite pumpkin yeah pumpkin when they're having um you have to make sure you just get pumpkin not pumpkin pie filling um but you got to make sure that um when they have diarrhea it helps bind everything look at you Sergio continuing that gift from act 64 nice and then know what the bedia like huh my poop was wondering why L hasn't started the Stream today no stream for me I was going to stream earlier supposed to stre I'm sick I woke up not feeling great where do you put this PE light gravy just on top like that I woke up with a bit of a scratchy throat a little tired so I just chilled I worked on some videos I might drop today secret video project which one the one I know about yeah this is actually how they if I go like this enough do I look like a like my mouth's a butthole this this like a you and fan fan conversation Yeah we actually talked about it extensively so that's funny here you go baby okay swiffy and then you got to wait cuz if whatever dur doesn't finish you get to eat so chill can you back up we let your eat it okay oh baby hge pedite I already put it on there hello magga here hi Swift let's talk about you turned off the upper camera I was so confused yeah you hated it it's just useless it's when we're making gingerbread then I'll put it on oh but it's taking space j is not having his chicken maybe he don't want it but wow it's really backed up not the gum drop buttons I don't know what we're doing today officially Jersey come here baby well we're going to try our best will you do the Grinch stream I don't know what's a grinch stream I start with $10,000 donated to charity and then I do One V ones against my viewers and every one V one I subtract $500 from how much I donate if you win if I win Jesus that feels mean that's why it's called the Grinch stream okay chat show my new emote hide it's good see it they eat the cigarette oh they're hiding by eating it that's tight see nobody's on your case about teaching the youth how to smoke that's cuz we don't smoke it we eat it idiot you I literally saw someone just puff no I'm seeing Puffs I'm seeing smoke no they're all hide there's definitely a lot of smokers okay that's because I don't actually do it unlike you idiot they're doing it right now no we make jokes about it and then you go outside and light up like a [ __ ] idiot irony becomes post irony no it not for me not if you're smart actually the dumb people then chat you're not dumb you would never waste $5 to get golden pixels not once but if you really hold me tight all right so I bought this kit I don't know if it's any good it was $25 oh my God but I primed but panicked and did a gift sub yeah you're not dumb we did watch Survivor but no spoilers respectfully resp oh wait this is too small see the other Millennials should we just cut out our gingerbread instead of use this mold why what what's too small about it it's so tiny it's the tiniest house in the world really I feel like it's a chill size home is this it's this wide right and then four I mean how big you want it are we doing one or two we're I'm making my own for sure so I guess you could use this let's do that okay oh this is lovey yeah we like her you don't know her no but I keep seeing people talk about her me no other people I've told you to listen to her and you don't it's actually disrespectful but I won't want to bring it up here good cuz on whine about it we complained about the the holiday party thing and Maya called you names really Maya was like you've got to dump him that's what she said yeah she that freaking rat yeah so anyway we're broken up now that freaking rat no but then at the end I had to clar and then I like talked about how you got me a tolone but then you ate some of it and then I had to clarify I was like but he is a good boyfriend did you bring up the necklace yeah I did don't worry I did they haven't seen it yet it comes out on Monday I just finished recording wi about it I'm I miss doing it with Maya but I never say it out loud cuz she she has an ego you miss doing wine about it with Maya I just miss Maya I wish she would come over that makes one person and Swift two people no man yeah this is lovey my favorite artist who Cutie won't listen to until she finds a Tik Tok that says listen to it I don't watch Tik toks what I saw you on Tik Tok the other night yeah and it was lit and then something scared you and you stop watching yeah someone had will you take care of your child something's wrong with her oh maybe she's in heat again oh she might be Coots Coots keeps hollering my child is [ __ ] everywhere his child is hollering hi coats come here oh I think she is in heat I have to keep watching dery poop to see if it's solid yet it's liquid for 2 days my boyfriend won't stop bragging he went to the same high school as L that's a weird thing to brag about hi you if der's poop isn't solid by tomorrow he has to go to the vet she's for sure in heat really Y no wait why she's so chill and she's in heat she's so annoying she just SMS like a little bit more she's like I do to spay her though well I had our appointment set up for January how do they do it it's scary cuz she's older so she might bleed should be good but hopefully she doesn't bleed cuz freaking freaking Hassan had K was a free bleeder and he was like she's a free beder but low key that [ __ ] was gross oh what are you saying she's getting spayed in January wonderful yeah that dog that dog is massive and not to period shame but that dog's got a bigger vagina than me I think so there's blood everywhere and I don't free bed if I can't free bleed K can't free bed well she also free pisses and shits well I freeo that not really why cuz you always do it in a toilet or she does outside toilet okay it's good news bad news there'll be parties for hosting marshmallows good news I already pre-made the gingerbread dough that's such a win bad news it's so much structure chat today we are making good news I found my recipe from last year that I like more bad news I don't have bad news um Santa is sick this year carrot taking his spot is slime who will deliver the toys to the youth he won't that's not good he will deliver it to some of the youth uh depending on what their profile picture is on Twitter yeah uh we're making two gingerbread homes yeah I'm making we're just having fun there's I know your channel you have to have like a a start and an end and tell a story structure structure we don't have that over here we the goal we don't have just to have a cute fun time a cute well the goal is to make a gingerbread home yeah and there's probably an implicit goal no I think there is what who has a cuter gingerbread house lwig I think people are going to judge that implicitly I'm not saying we have to explicitly make it a goal you don't want to do that why I make really dope and swag [ __ ] don't worry you can totally make a prettier gingerbread house than me I'm sure of it do you think I can make a prettier one than you if you were blindfolded oh God she's here hi you hello ma'am she's looking for she's looking for a cat to [ __ ] she's just looking for a good time CS you can have that chicken I put out for D um do you think I can do it blindfolded that was my question um low key yeah but I kind of just want to have a cozy I was just asking questions I don't this is me talking I next time I can do it blindfolded and you can do it normal but I just kind of want to have fun ma'am I'm just asking questions open a glass of wine me I don't know you want me to open a bottle of wine a glass you want you you want a glass of wine you want me to open a bottle guys I made cassle today yep yep yep do we have wine no okay so we're just throwing me on goose chases yeah don't worry about it bit of deception I don't actually want it what kind of casserole um rice and broccoli and chicken and cheese cheesy rice and broccoli and chicken casser I'm not always with the phone by the way I'm checking to see if the thumbnails complete he wants to upload that mug is so close to the counter Edge H it's literally almost a whole hand away they're smoking a bit of they're always with the weed it's like 6 in away that's cuz that guy's never seen 6 in I think I could perfectly measure out 6 in um oh how do it there's this trend on Tik Tok where they give a bunch of guys a tape measure and they have to measure out six inches I don't get it you just do three * two I'm just saying if you like say 6 in I'm here what are you doing 6 in yeah no right there I'm getting a thing a spot on I'm getting a measuring tape actually I don't know if we have one it's one of the largest numbers hi baby I don't know where a measuring tape is I'm realizing oh actually coffee completed our measuring tape got locked in a forbidden cabinet we have this cabinet that we haven't been able to close and then today it randomly closed and now I can't get it open what it won't open this one over here yeah that's where our measuring tape is it's haunted as hell randomly yeah that is weird isn't it weird he's locked in there too just hear those Sligh Bells so what are we doing here so you are going to roll out you're going to grab will you grab the flow it's kind of over full so you're going to want to fill all these so you want to make these shapes but you're going to need to put some flour on the thing [Music] first gets kind of hot in here when the oven's on we're using actual gingerbread yes sir I homemade it this morning toasty toasty toasty stinky stinky stinky Hefty Hefty Hefty roll it out first ma'am chill I have a roll it right here oh my turn to roll excuse me sir chat I'm going to tell you something right now before we get too far in this stream in case you are new here ow Jesus [ __ ] Christ what chill let me work oh boy um chat chaters I'm a professional we will not need any back seating I'm also a professional we make up a baking Duo we're both Bakers I specialize in bread have a my journey yet she specializes in Confections C specializes in heat [Music] dang that's from 18 years ago no whoa [Music] I hate this version it's yours I know okay all right rolled how do I cut out you just press it into this a crap um you're going to want to um like cut it out with a knife and then press it in thank you for the 50 gifted sorry it's a really long sub alert so don't get very [Music] often I need to I need to delete this off the internet she's cooking she's singing let her sing there's two songs guys you can hear them on our mic that's why chill oh I'm going to skip it this is way too long you're talking about the other song all right okay I can't skip it it seems okay cool this is not torture to me holy [ __ ] [ __ ] jell huh what why you Joe cuz he set the suborns Joe's trying their [Music] best you got 250 big ones you pause the other song honestly it's almost over why is it so long why did you do the whole song this is torture I hate it let's see if you chat keep keep your clothes on why did I sing it like that why is he the song still playing what shut [Music] up yeah cuz then I'd have to go back over there to turn it back on so true I've got to I got to re-record that I've simply got to welcome back to 103.3 the oldies nothing but the hits of Christmas this year that was two Christmas songs overlapped whoa you're nice in my way Shucks so right now I'm perfectly imprinting all my good [ __ ] I've never done it with real gingerbread in my life really no well welcome this ain't what you do in Europe you know he was grown in Massachusetts CH what the H little no more war war is over good job chat well who is it is it Paul McCartney War is [Music] Over okay I need um like a box no this is Paul McCartney Right what that's Wham Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time oh I don't know who this is this sh is Paul people don't like this one but I [ __ ] with this one I don't like that one I actually never got sick of Christmas songs working at a at Best Buy okay I wonder if I can use this as a guide I [ __ ] with it crobin thank you the five gifted this feels too big oh ripped it let's see oh I can do that chy who's playing Roblox later you eating a lot of that dough no I'm not just a little [Music] bit Yeah is the dough good I think it's yummy it's Ginger well that makes sense well sometimes gingerbread is like G like a hint of Ginger this is more like a ginger when have you ever had gingerbread before me what do you mean like in life when have you eaten gingerbread what are you are you serious yes like a gingerbread home what you've eaten it yeah why not you're not supposed to I eat anything oh think of a I've gifted of children I'm making a mega house I'm making a quaint wait I feel like I missing oh I have to do it like more no there's one right there oh that's what I meant yeah so I got to pop it out of this mold then no it Cooks in the mold yeah oh hell yeah yay damn it what unfortun a oh doesn't fit yeah damn it but I guess the roof I could do smaller how does how does the physics work how do you build a house chat you can't just take your clothes off to every song I think a roof needs to be bigger than the wall walls generally right no I guess your roof is bigger than the walls cuz it needs to cover it unless it like perfectly covers it but I guess I shorten oh wait I'll just use that as a roof and then where's that where's that JB that's not how you spell ginger whoa do a half wall that okay so thank you for that new sub and thank you for that half year and the 10 gifted this is so backed up can we get another 50 gift bomb no I to do the sexy dance really is that oh was that you're supposed to do I don't know like Nick and molena yeah but with your Christmas dance yeah okay let me see make two pentagons four rectangles what train money for Christmas concert it was oh thank you it's actually really helpful I did lose a lot of money on that thing but a lot of good vibes are come come come up CH how we doing tonight what do we have to love the Royal Court video it was funny some good Hees but also Haas what are you talking about the Royal Court video oh good it was good looking at you intensely cool it's chill CH I was playing look maxing 1 V one okay in fortnite can I ask a boomer question for a second here what no I don't think you could answer this one no offense babe oh I've been watching uh some fortnite oh I can answer uh okay so I was watching specifically clicks anduh I don't get it cuz like he's nominated for best Battle Royale streamer last year I find the idea of like it interesting but I tune into click's stream and it's like $50,000 cash cup but then when I go in I feel like the only thing I see is him doing a a One V one and it's in a server called the clicks server or something and it's just like people swearing a bunch and I'm like this doesn't feel like I'm watching fortnite Battle Royale in the sense of this cash cup that I was what what is it what's the question idiot the question is where's the tournament and what am I watching looks like my roof was just him warming up is it just cuz the cash Cup's very quick cuz I this isn't like I've tuned in once and this has happened it's like I tune in a lot you don't get clicks you don't get them like we do I want to wish you they're just waiting for the tournament that makes sense I guess that makes sense cute look at the edge of my house I'm making it with a star that's kind of smart I don't watch soccer I can't fake the funk the closest we got to watching stalker was we watched Ted lasso in the World Cup JC Jam this [ __ ] need to stop raining yeah it's been raining a lot in La I don't [ __ ] with it I [ __ ] with it it is difficult to ride a motorcycle what with the rain I want to wish you a Merry Christmas football not soccer I'm American I don't know what to tell you man he's American when is convenient and he's European when it's convenient true thank you for that sub Dy did you poop I need to see your poop whoa okay stop feeling pretty good be a little [Music] thick think you of the four months what's the orange thing uh he has like a pan he's using that it's like a fun little stencil for little babies I don't know if it's any good or not this will be our first time trying it out seems kind of good yeah party okay wait I feel like I'm not I'm I'm supposed to keep it out of it it says on the instructions to bake it in the thing does it yeah okay yes it's just hard to like do okay cuz it's like indented at certain points you [Music] know thank you the 22 okay I'm just going to throw this in the oven cuz we're going to need a lot of oven space so I'm just going to throw I've got one side of my house and one um everybody roof going in talking about my strategy what the heck all right I got to speed this up because I got to take a [ __ ] oh gross oh but dur can take a [ __ ] and you're you want to inspect it it I don't want to inspect your shits unless you keep lying to me about holiday parties then you do want to inspect them yeah then I'm going to check all your shits okay that's interesting liars and cats really know how to fly you guys get it oh how we doing think of the two months someone said has cutie heard your speech what's your speech oh from the holiday party we talked about at the yard oh yeah wait you made a speech well I wouldn't say that did you tell the yard what you did to me uh TL Swift thank you for the sub I think so came you did it's come up in life I don't know y or they say what an [ __ ] they said hey we get him man and then Nick went women and then went and then Aiden went well I think she actually had a really good reason to like talk about what she expected from it and you should have done a little better that was kind of her combo the speech was so well during the thing I was not drinking cuz I drove him um actually no I didn't drive that re word but I wasn't drinking regardless and uh at a certain point I noticed half of everyone is gone uhhuh and I meandered outside and I found them all smoking the devil's lettuce uhhuh and I won't say who but Shake drizzle comes up oh I call him snake drizzle snake drizzle comes up yeah good name for him and uh and he he's got a blunt lit uhhuh and then he he slides it over to me and I take two puff and that's it but he has like the god blunt uhuh and then I went stupid in the brain and then what I just went stupid in the I couldn't think I couldn't think right and then Nick Allen was like all you have to do is speech and so I got up and I said we had a really good Year hope next year's better I feel very warm in this room and then I said Nick Allen take it away and during the course of the speech I lost my cup where I was drinking water and then I got aggressively thirsty but I couldn't find it are you also lying about being drunk now I wasn't drunk I wasn't drunk uhhuh specifically I wasn't drunk swear you've heard this I talked about in the yard uhhuh and then what and then that's it and Nick Allen took it away and then I went home took what away the the speech he said Nick Allen take it away oh yeah and then Nick Allen went I don't know what that was I don't know what he said he said something that got a laugh and he got us out of there that's funny he did his job uh should I roll over it you think uh you could won't do it any harm ding ding ding [Music] ding smoking Le the devil's lettuce drinking the devil's water and cigarettes lwig is a hero I inspired somebody who this guy on the yard subred it to do what be a baker oh yeah yeah why you're not a baker I know but apparently I just talked about wanting to be a baker and they were like that sounds cool and then they applied for a job and now they're a baker oh cool babe you have your own rolling pin do you just want this one cuz it's big honestly forgot about this [Music] Jesus think the 11 did cutie give you the recipe for gingerbread I have not I after I eat one tonight I'm going to compare it to the one I made yesterday and see which one I like better I think I like this recipe better so I haven't shared one yet but let's wait and find out you know jez Jesus whoa feel like my [ __ ] too thick I don't think it's Jesus wo it's Jesus whoa is that not what they're saying he's going Feed the World Jesus Jesus whoa and he's he's like crazed out cuz he saw Jesus he's like whoa that's Jesus whoa guys I have a Christmas album I think I would know guys let him have it a very Mogul Christmas 2o and it's this song and I sing the Jesus line that' actually be funny chat Pop Quiz one was Jesus born 2003 Christmas 911 Z BC April correct answer not born Christmas some of yall need to go to church how long it took the wise men from his to get there from his birth they were slow well they were walking and they had camels but they were slow now in the storm oh yeah no Maps they had to follow a star star was just like waiting it was like hurry up all right this looks good as [ __ ] we're not going to do better all right should I throw them in should I throw them in Bravely yeah I just put him on the bottom rack bravely and boldly chat what should I get his mom for Christmas I thought we already talked about it I don't want to get her a vacuum feels sexist getting home cleaning supplies as a present is like so get her beer get her bird beer definitely don't get her beer I will better daughter-in-law one year my freaking I think it was like Christmas or I forget her birthday there's similar time and my dad went out to the mall and I went with him to get her a present and I know this is random but I made a trailer about saath you guys met I promise it's worth watching you can ban me if it is uh we're not watching respectfully but thank you for the donation that was very nice thank you for the donation sorry I I hate when people make videos about my life you don't know my life you don't know me you don't know me but thank you for the donation you don't know me [ __ ] you say thank you for the donation you don't know me it's okay and so it's Christmas and then freaking my Dad's getting my mom a present and then he's like oh we're going to get her a toothbrush and we're at an electric toothbrush place and he's like you can pick out the color and I pick it out and then I was pumped for her reaction and then on her birthday I think she unboxed a toothbrush and then I was so pumped to see how like excited she'd be and then she was not excited cuz it was a toothbrush sad and then she got really sad and then I think he got her like a diamond necklace the next week Jesus Christ yeah and then I realized those don't make good gifts although practical actually I could use a good toothbrush you know my ex got me a skipping rope what are you like dating a 40-year-old you're nine what what's a skipping rope like a rope to jump like a skipping rope are you box are you a boxer she a boxer ter before skipping rope a rope for skipping all right I have to go to the bathroom but I'm not going to meet the mic no you should M the mic Aiden kept peeing with chat live and I heard that people loved it he was perverted he liked it himself they didn't like it he loved it all right all right hold up I muted right now hey I know this is random I've been trying to get you and look to react to a movie trailer I made about theant dating him it would mean everything if you could watch it free react content guys he knows Tech more than me if he wasn't muted then he did it intentionally tell you that much ooh there's just Thunder what the heck oh I just heard thunder there's trolling chat good troll good troll chat I've actually never free sculpted I don't know if this will work out mathematically TBH but we'll see I don't I've never heard this song Until Bonnie sang it okay let still cooking I don't know how do to do the front of the house I mean it should just equal so this will be the side right if that's this length of the side of the house and then if the roof is this thick about a boot then we just go like this right all right feel like that's still old yeah they're still old thank you yeah okay I think that'll work but I'm not sure so we'll see so someone like make stain G Windows yeah I want to do that wait so I should cut windows out of the front yeah yeah yeah okay so I'll cut some windows out but I don't have a tray for this right now I guess I can do this I'm panicking yeah ladwig's pooping baby Snowman okay so here's the old gingerbread cookies you also have to bake them extra longer for gingerbread houses cuz you need hard gingerbread so even if it is like a hard gingerbread recipe it just takes longer is twink on my screen huh don't say skip to mistletoe shorty with you shorty with you imagine Austin singing this have you guys ever seen the music video to this it's so insane it's like Justin Bieber being mean to a girl but then buying her a dress and then she's like oh it's fine I'm better it's too modern for Austin actually good point do we have Advil yeah it's in our bedroom huh thank you be 11 where's CS she's in heat somewhere have a merry Merry [Music] Christmas time of the [Music] year were you a Believer not really I was like barely too old when Justin was like a big thing I kind of fell in like the perfect like a little too young for like in sync in backst street boys and then a little too old for like One Direction in Justin Bieber I was band boyless boy bandless Cookie Cat thank you for the prime but just in age for Taylor Swift nope anyone know where cutie shares or recipes mostly uh wh about at patreon uh unfortunately I pay all that [ __ ] but those are my recipes this recipe isn't mine so so I'll probably share it but yeah tier three patreon members get sent a recipe card once a month and they're my recipes or my mom's recipes or just recipes I like that I don't know whose they are thank you for buying you what thank you for buying you okay that was a little dramatic on my part sorry oh [ __ ] me all right okay all right chill no I'm going to reuse them because it's just us and we're not going to eat these hello thank you for the three months I don't know you okay what happened when I left that guy doesn't know me and I don't know him oh baby I'm back from the war I hope it wasn't like that no you are you having dur dur syndrome no my body is just sore [Music] oh my look at the freaking Instagram story I saw though while I was fighting the war mhm boom isn't that crazy brosi stole my dog I don't know did you reply with a picture of Swift yeah what'd she say nothing yet you said what the heck this is my dog if you look at Brittney Broski's Instagram story it looks exactly like Swift and I know it's like a breed and stuff but like I think she stole my dog I think Britney's not chill anymore I think she's not chill and she stole your dog Coots coats happy holiday happy holidays oh [ __ ] this is I'm I shouldn't be an engineer for sure or an architecture I'll said a Happ holidays this is not yeah yeah yeah nailed that I think I had a chance and then I think I [ __ ] it Crush that [ __ ] oh hell yeah we see what happens protractor for same angles who the [ __ ] has a protractor is at your house if you do you're a [ __ ] nerd hi come here come here come here come here yeah wait this is bigger how did that happen to me hi you hi come here hi hi look at you do you want to say hello everybody say hello Coots say hello Coots Coots come here come here come here you go there you can go in the Goon cave oh that's good enough whatever oh Kitty okay I can smell burning gingerbread oh no no it's supposed to get really well done cuz it needs to be hard no water oh baby oh except for that's a little well done that's okay it is okay just a little more than I wanted but it's okay okay and here's this Cruis in and then you're making the biggest house I don't think people could live in your home I don't think so look at them they're interacting in a nice way kind of they're not really interacting but they're almost interacting in a nice way it's not mean I think they're both tired one from sickness and one from heat that's a big step dur and Coots kind of chilling they're kind of chilling Hi D hello hi hello hi hello all right let's um make some more gingerbread men I suppose wait wait in case do you want any oh gingerbreadman think else do you want like Christmas tree or anything no honestly I've chewed through so many of these no for decorating do you want a Chas oh oh um I I could use a couple of men for my home men specifically gingerbread men yeah I don't think I could no place for women in your town I have them in my town yeah it's okay I get it we're just not there yet like we want to be it's fair how many dur could you be in a fight I think like zero cuz I'd get too sad I was fighting the cutest cat in the world [Music] 600 this is her recipe I could take 1K easily what you could not take 1K cuz I would be on the side of the deres and I would also multiply equally look at this what are these shapes I don't even get what I'm looking at oh maybe a snowman oh [ __ ] I forgot I wanted to cut [ __ ] windows in that oh got some fun shapes here I can't is this like a sleigh maybe wait yours cook so fast it's not done oh I'm pulling it out cuz I want to cut houses out of it but yours is actually our oven is super uneven it's burning on the bottom um let me see should I pull mine out no I'm going to rotate it just ignore this this is hot what the hell yeah it just needs to rotate oh my God yeah your little ginger man my man he's he's burned my gingerbread man died that's why I don't make gingerbread women well I think he's just I know the risk it looks to seem like he's smaller than the other parts and so that's why he got burned but yours are almost done actually okay hot it is hot just hear those sleigh bells wringling mods what someone said I want to punch Coots what you were just punching me yeah but that was like like let's not act like she's not the one who invented beat up a clock they've never seen it get you banned on the website damn it it's okay I'll be able to fix it maybe just keep the cut out right and then just no that way it out after like a squid game it'll rebind it'll [Music] rebind beat up a clock yeah did you guys watch the squid Game Challenge oh the show yeah didn't they actually give somebody like 45 million or was it $4.5 million insane it's like one of the biggest game show prizes as ever for an absolute what I've heard kind of snoozer they never paid I heard they delayed the payment but I don't think they're like still scamming right can't be crazy if they scammed it's Netflix I feel like if they actually for real scammed they would get into some [ __ ] yeah the girl would just sue for sure they almost kill people I was looking upic sha Bulgarian Survivor were in season 4 somebody died what and they kep playing what and I haven't seen the footage but I'm wondering how they play that off cuz if you go to the wiki for Bulgarian Survivor season 4 it shows you every week in every elimination and it shows the one where someone dies yeah so it'll be like every elimination will be like voted out lost a challenge quit died quit and it's like it literally says died and then they just keep going I'm like I feel like you should have stopped at the DED called it a day but they didn't and then like a lot of people quit the show I think cuz somebody died on it so okay don't touch this it's really hot it might it's got to cool before it can come out should I cut out a window no you don't get Windows it's too late but it's soft I could do it could I no no no it's not soft okay it's you're past that point these are done once they uh dry there or once they cool they're hard mine is still dough over there this is no longer D you think he would have lived if he had an immunity idol I do want to see is Dan geesling on Survivor who's Dan G bab I'm just pushing it up a bit don't touch it bro trust D me up trust respect I respect you for keep me in check big brother who is that he's a streamer but also like reality show contestant a weird he's like a really good reality show contestant that streams and he's like successful in both oh he's dance game he's not dance game oh book thank you for the eight oh thank the five gift to jdk 1981 me he squeaks his friend I was watching squeak's RP as Vivic ramas Swami squeaks doesn't have friends he's a little too good kind of throws me off well how does it throw you off well like I know it's RP but he was asked by Moon Moon what his thoughts on gay marriage were and he answered pretty quickly oh no and pretty bluntly and I was like where are what did he say where are his opinions you know where is Vivic he's basically like uh you can be gay after you get married to a woman that's what squeak said yeah wow interesting that's interesting guys don't question mark him that squeaks his beliefs it is his beliefs and I don't stand for that personally what is that what just felt oh scissors for me you should watch Big Brother I watch Big Brother Canada season five I don't think I'd like big brother wait why did he watch that because Kevin Martin was on it who's Kevin Martin another streamer poker player Jesus anything a streamers on he's watching it pretty true I love squeaks on Big Brother I told my friend that you're once a top 100 smash BR Mele player he didn't believe me can you beat him up I was a top 100 player in the state of Arizona so yeah I could beat him up too one of the smos people on our survivor what yeah Point Crow and ABY were saying that Ian he or Anthony p no one like Michelle or something like one of the people who was part of the broader smos Universe yeah I'm not I'm I'm I don't even think I'm a top 100 smash ultimate player in the town I was raised in M money 21 M money's dead forever forever now forever okay we're going to put these in the freezer there's 100 people in Arizona there's 1.3 million in Phoenix Arizona alone so stupid dumb you're dumb not to mention Flagstaff Tempe Tucson [ __ ] Yuma you're [Music] dumb what is this why are they doing that is that SLE you want to learn to dance then you do this and you [Music] go the fun I whoa whoa you saying great by the way a Hy trat again all right did they change it did they change it to hourly it used to be every two hours it's 1 hour cool down now is it bad that I replay that section of the concert I will say godamn I've never had more people tweet at me threats you're joking after your dance he's joking I'm not it'd be like freaking uh they're all gay boys it was a lot of yeah it was a lot of gay men and women doesn't mean they can't put up fists doesn't mean they can't defend themselves or attack me they won't attack you oh the gays can't fight yeah correct the gays were coming at me the gays were like I hope lwig knows how to fight and then it'd be like a picture of you I'm not homophobic I'll hit a gay person in a defensive stance it is brave sing for the raid you got a raid from your gumar you have a gar who's who's oh gunar do you have a gomar what's a gumar thank God what's a Goomer I don't want you to look into it like a Goomer like a like a gooner no don't get that either chat is full of gooners tonight I did it watch yourself G raid we watched gay porn wow whoa that's sick that's cool oh my God everyone loves Sabrina Sabrina who the singer of the song Sabrina oh Sabrina Carpenter yeah she came out with the Christmas album oh she's the one who does the uh rap thing right slam the door oh yeah at the end of her song yeah yeah yeah Clips got it yeah she's getting sued by a church what she filmed a m music video inside of a church and she was too risque or something right did she get perms to film but not be risque I suppose not like she film yeah am I right chat someone correct me if I'm [Music] wrong she got permission from the priests okay dumb question who owns the church oh did your mic die hello yeah I died died talking I do as [ __ ] that one yeah oh there's batteries in there here yeah nope she said Jesus was a carpenter wait what did she do hello hello hello she said Jesus was a carpenter he was Jesus was a carpenter Yeezy laid beats got some gingerbread on the floor oh my bones it's a joke because her last name's Carpenter oh yeah but I don't get it why would you go to jail for or why would she get sued for that I don't know the people you can sue for anything right so who owns a church is it the priest is it the town is it God how does that work the Vatican does not own every Church stay the government definitely can't own it that'd be bad right Char sweet dreams of and R mistakes are forgi everything is icy and blue and you would be the under the mistle toe I hit [Music] it telling me I love you slay thanks slay I'm telling you Britney's dog I don't know if it's her dog but does look like s b rank check I've just been playing out of my mind trying to carry Lily to Gold what were you playing today played like three games yeah all right check the freezer for for yours freezer for mine is ready I think so oh yeah it's ready all right bust that baby out oh yeah man this shit's looking premium see what happens it's the fast free shelf how convenient baby baby mer Christmas yep I'll pretend that you're there Merry Christmas okay little overcooked that looks awful well it's just a little overcooked but I can trim off the sides you kind of get some of the texturing though let me see if I can show it on the camera kind of looks good on the cam okay I mean you can you'll decorate it so you know kind of good yeah it's kind of rustic we're going for a kind of an earthy Vibe Harry Potter style yeah real oh burnt oh the roof looks good roof came out great sidew Walling looks sad the little man looks oh it's a it's a gingerbread woman oh crazy that you assume man but she is burnt uhoh yep the roof looks great the roof is your best part oh it's a man and a woman all right let me get this stuff under the missile too should I get a knife maybe and just cut off we don't know Kirby there's still time still still time for what huh what you said we don't know Kirby there's still time oh the mess up what are you doing you don't need to do that I'm cleaning the sides of it said it looks like a chocolate brick chat eat your cookies it's yummy chat give a cookie to the person below you recipe oh my God a few of you pulled it off perfectly we have new animated emotes yeah they're cute thanks thanks better not [Music] cry there CS don't do what you're doing she goes man it's a hard job but someone should do this I say don't do what you're doing [Music] she find out that's good that good all right I got to make some royal icing real quick and then we're going to be ready to start M look at all the crumbs you're adding that I just cleaned I'm going clean them up but I have to clean my sides I don't know it's just I have to do it you could use a knife it was so many crumbs and this waste less what' you say MEC recipe to use for royal icing I'm just going to use the powder cuz you're not going to eat this anyway I'm hot now he called cots ugly what don't do that me seriously she's really sensitive she's in heat right now get this okay we're just going to start this do you think if we traded Aiden for you both podcasts we would be better Yes actually I think so too that's so interesting I only say that because I think Aiden would just do a better job on the fear end than I can I I I it's weird to say I think he'd make it less gay yeah cuz right now dude they have the same conversation every week about if if [ __ ] Han would be a bottom it's like so [ __ ] annoying it's so gay it's so annoying I don't don't know why I do it and he wouldn't get talked over we need women no it's torture every [Music] every Saturday that we film is torture honestly swap me and you no the boys need you the yard would get no views without you they would do well a couple haven't been done well I know but if you were never there like if I was there I'm not a you sure like we have a Hassan they have a you let's just combine all eight I did listen to the podcast on my drive home where uh Nick was talking about organizing the swaero week where we just like draw names from a hat and essentially everyone ends up on a different pod oh yeah it's a great idea I say we do it forgot about that idea we got sad boys we got someone can take over Pok mans the LA mixup yeah the LA mixup Pok spot Have you listened to it I haven't yet I want to I got to give it a listen but whenever it doesn't have YouTube it feels corpo well it's definitely it's got to be breaking the fourth wall here there's no way Spotify doesn't pay for that really I think they don't pay for it oh a thousand it has Spotify video that's the only way to get video Yeah pay for it there's no way they don't pay for it maybe they do pay for it I thought Spotify kind of stopped paying though no how does that recycled poo water taste tap water's good whoa drama I'm I'm a tap water lover yeah Spotify video and no YouTube means contract for sure it's like her and Emma Chamberlain Emma did get a deal for sure yeah all Waters recycled poo water well yeah but then it's recycled anything right cuz everything's circular everything is recycled poo cuz we're never getting more water unless an asteroid with a bunch of ice hits Earth I mean we're getting water it's called global warming but we're not right there's only one we only have the finite amount of water we have who is that Tina kitten [Music] Tina Tina come over Tina Tina I have so many gingerbread cookies for you like literally so many thank you I'm going to give Tina my vesa wait I thought someone bought your vesa well they did uhhuh and then they didn't oh they bought it and then they were like you know what actually I think my card got stolen and then they didn't buy it same and then the second person also backed out wow it was me oh I didn't want to buy it though and then the third person backed out Hassan okay and the fourth person said yes and then backed out Jesus and so now I just have a vesa still so you're going to give it to Tina yeah does Tina want it she used to ride bikes back in the day apparently some scooters you gave it away I do like my v a lot but I have to doesn't like it anymore I have to go full motorcycle for uh for two practice she can't drive you don't really need a license for a vesa no I mean technically it's over 50 cc you do need a license I think but you know last Chris Moss think they mean she's drunk really what did they do today uh it was painting right do they sell the paintings I don't know how I was supposed to be there I was supposed to paint once I was supposed to do that but then I pulled their power out cuz I didn't want to hang out with them true let's know I'm going to do tomorrow pull the power yeah I it worked out good I didn't have to go you know check out my idea Peter on the premium episode of the yard yeah why not well not the main cuz I don't know what will come out of his mouth yeah that's why I'm saying premium why not yeah just don't know what Peter will say he might even whip out the damn iPad start watching Peter his stepdad someone said Peter Park no Peter my my stepfather isn't he problematic no no I think generally people who are problematic are people with platforms people who don't have platforms aren't problematic they just have opinions that could be misguided that can be corrected or changed over time we add more water to that measuring cup uh where's the measuring cup it's right in front of me black this guy yeah I'm making the royal icing chat I'm just using a royal icing mix because we're not eating this royal icing do not add that that would have been so bad the Rams one here's a Saturday night game too too dude I'm actually pissed off man why cuz I've been number one in my fantasy league and my fantasy league is structured in such a way where you don't get anything for being number one cuz of the 12 person team eight move on to playoffs didn't you structure it I was the commissioner but I haven't been for a couple years okay why cuz I don't I don't want to do it anymore okay so anyway I was number one I went 10 and four shout out me top team I get nothing for can't shout out yourself I don't get a dime I don't get a Buy in playoffs I move on to playoffs I win my first match pure luck my opponent got 60 all right if you know anything about fantasy that's like half what you should be getting and then this week I'm supposed to play I have Keenan Allen and uh Jamar Chase uhhuh and and guess what happened to both of them injuries injuries yes and we're literally talking about two top 10 wide receivers that I have to bench cuz they're not playing there's like 10 people in ch you're say so anyway I'm poised to lose this next match by a point I have to start freaking Tyler Boyd and Joshua Palmer because he did well he's the replacement for Keenan Allen so kind of sucks it does suck it does suck because I did well all season did well cutie Mike dead apparently I don't think they'd lie I don't play NBA fantasy now my roofs don't line up um wait why does your roof have a window oh oh I see jimy just got to cut it with my my boyfriend NBA fantasy is cool because it's weekly uh do you want me to get in here this guy's voice is great Sam Smith is that who it is yeah it's got a good voice all set thank [Applause] you don't say old Sam Smith why is he changed apparently fell off I guess I mean I think he did F off but I don't know if he's like problematic that's why I'm asking when are you taking fear Anda Disney L what do you bench I haven't bench in a while I'm working on incline dumbbell Sam Smith day them oh I didn't know that that's what I it's like me saying I understand what you're [Music] saying what pants are these they're like New York Yankees shorts that cutie got me he hates them they're shorts sometimes I need shorts he hates them I will say he talks about getting rid of them all the time my boy benched puka yesterday for what for who what's Puka Puka what nasua or something he's a wide receiver for the Rams oh nakua for DK meaf bad news the Dodgers are getting Yamamoto that's good news we're Dodgers fans yeah he's not a he's not a Yankees fan I have no loyal well I have no loyalty to I've never liked Yankees but I don't have that much loyalty to the Red Sox because I never watched baseball growing up my mom brought me to one baseball game in7 I think cuz she thought cuz it was my dad died that I should do guy stuff but I didn't understand baseball cuz my dad never watched baseball or showed me it and I didn't have any like friends that brought me to a Bas I never played it so I didn't get what was going on she didn't understand [ __ ] cuz she doesn't watch any sports whatsoever so we sat there for like the whole thing and then and then left kind of confused but it was nice of her but that was about my involvement in fandom of the Red Sox growing up the only thing I'm a true fan of is the Patriots because it's New England encompasses New Hampshire everything else is boss in this going the baseball games as a kid cuz you could get the ice cream and the little baseball helmet is that a thing you guys know what I'm talking about they sell like the little baseball helmets that have a scoop of ice cream in them and you get to keep the helmet or something yeah it's awesome I never KN I didn't know that the only boss in loyalty I show is Jake on Survivor let's go Jake no I don't like the Rams at all ice cream and a helmet or nachos and a helmet true they do the nachos and a helmet too okay um I went to New Hampshire there's one Best Buy in the state on Daniel Webster love that Best Buy got my laptop there b so we're going to do the structure first and then we can decorate later structure decorate you're a cur fan even though she ruins shers but that is crazyy to say how many stories is your house going to be um just one it's going to be a one story it's going to be like a Arizona home no second floor no basement this is thick that is some thick royal icing well it's cuz you want it to be what is royal icing it's just it's made with egg whites so it dries hard what I thought you said the word hard yeah I thought it was funny I thought that was funny thing I thought I was I chuckled when you said Dry I thought it was funny I chuckled I'm AOW to chuckle at that wait you didn't put the tip in I know cuz we're not doing a tip for this because it'll just burst cuz it's so thick so it's better just to cut it and then cuz we're just using this for glue it doesn't need to be pretty you know right don't teeh heart I'm not pushing 30 I'm mid 20s youthful o it's hot in here I have to take off my FR cross it's so hot I'm burning up this kitchen's too hot maybe I get a t-shirt say it cuz I was so chilly entering oh wait okay chat so if I want if I want to put stained glass in our little house right here cuz we want to do glass in here and I have isol to melt it so oh my god let's freaking do it chat where the hell so we're gonna grab this and then we're gonna grab some isol have your and I guess some food coloring that makes sense okay now the oh she put it away so great a great person Nora is well I can't freaking these are airbrush colors perfect okay the one [Music] peace okay did you just yell the one piece yeah it's cuz I saw all my volumes of one piece and it made me think about it yeah I wish you would put them somewhere uh well I'm thinking you know he's not thinking maybe shelf it's not a competition we're just having fun it's not a competition because she thinks she'd wipe me to the floor so hard is Yamoto that the Dodgers confirmed man it's going to be a great season to go to Dodgers gam sorry this is going to be kind of loud chat that's actually not 12year 325 mil so the next decade is just going to be a great time to be a Dodgers fans how long is is Mookie bets on the team for ow [ __ ] [ __ ] are you okay [ __ ] ow Corner straight to the soft spot of skull you're right he's there for eight years so for the next eight years is Mookie bets sh Otani and Yamamoto who could be washed I don't get Yamamoto is he even good are you being controversial no he's like a super young Japanese player but was he on a team like I think he played in Japan only and they just gave him 325 mil which feels like you know do a trial year right okay let's see we're putting stained glass in this it looks like you're making uh crack cocaine it does kind of look like that slime oh I burned the stay further away Japan takes baseball way more seriously than us nowadays I get your point but I don't think so okay I might need to put it in the oven instead of doing it the way I'm doing it I think the Dodger spending a billion dollars is pretty try hard call me controversial I'm just going to burn the edges of the gingerbread because I'll just cover it up with frosting smart this is faster than the OV oh this is for me to start building yeah I'm going to build a home for my family she's making glass shards I melted isal she melted sand that she got and then I'm going to by using coal make this one up here be stained glass with some airbrush so it'll make it like a what color of stain glass should I do chat um uh uh um uh uh um uh uh uh lime green like a really hideous green oh they're actually saying it red purple pink I might do blue and red and then a purple how big should I cut this tit uh however big you want to build how big you want your glue hole don't like a glue hole how long do you think it would take for you to beat Minecraft do my sent do I build it on this yes a day yeah you think it be longer do I think it'd be longer than a day ooh have you ever beat Minecraft before yes oh crap chat it hard too quick that didn't work I didn't think it' Harden that quick does it make sense that it did that look awful be good for good wait why didn't we do that you better be for goodness for if foron can do it in 15 minutes I can do it in a day well he did it in 15 minutes over the course of basically a year yeah so don't Pepe laugh and say Mario Party that's much harder it's harder to beat Mario Party than Minecraft well all the mini games I don't know if I agree I I don't know if I disagree I think I'm just in between I think I disagree how is this one still soft and this oh the stain glass looks awful or this would rather it be glass you just break it right well I don't want to I'm just going to wipe it off he knows when you're awake let's wipe off the food coloring it turned into like a brown not a purple you better be good for goodness sake you better be good for goodness sake I realize it looks crazy because of the burning but ignore the burning wow wow wow thank you for the raid because the burning is going to be covered with frosting kind of cool this is going to sound dumb what raiding is a cool feature yeah it is it's not dumb it's smart for them to come up with it like and I say that cuz it barely exists on youtube.com well it doesn't exist Does it it does but oh not very awkward not very well [Music] whoa okay let's throw this puppy on stick for me yay looking good actually the biggest secret to making better looking gingerbread houses is to decorate each thing flat and then put it together but I'm not doing that we're both not doing it it's fine now you tell me well it's cuz it's easier to make thick frosting and then thin it out for decorating compared to the other way around preo gingerbread house Merry Christmas and happy holid Jamies is this seea yeah okay now we're going to see if my homemade house Works scientifically I'm not super optimistic I need like a smoother of sorts for why just like Smooth it out on the edges what what do you consider to be a smoother this thing that I'm using oh okay oh crap my house is too big okay these are pretty even oh boy one's taller but it's fine I think mostly cuz it's too late to cut it or it'll break so we're just going to make do but I do need a bigger board mhm yep then what keep cooking okay oh yeah hide a Christmas present inside the gingerbread house that's smart oh really it's going to do that to me the whole time oh my God okay I'm oh my God I'm failing oh God you got it man what is happening to me will Ludwig's house fall down we're doing a prediction for that you think my house is going to collapse H that's how I feel I laugh you make me laugh we me a container of frosting yes this one yes all right it's just like laying down [ __ ] cul [Music] just beautiful Oh beautiful for spacious skies and amber waves of grain you know what I realized it was pretty much all my fault that at the Christmas play everybody's saying the end of the Grinch wrong yeah it was but it's okay and I realized I was actually singing the song from the end of Home Alone what no you weren't you were singing the end of the Grinch song Just early no no no no I was singing Home Alone what is that so the one at the end of the [Music] Grinch and then what's the Alone song there isn't one yeah there is it's a orchestral one and it goes uh freaking um uh I don't know what you're talking [Music] [Applause] [Music] about so I was singing like that's a thing but it was just the end I was like what are you talking about yeah C I'm what a narrow little roof chat we're I mean it's up to the mods if they call that falling I got no horse in this dog but my roof did fall wait I don't like it I want the this on the outside but I did it the opposite [ __ ] okay I just did it weird I didn't think it through all right W WEA looking pretty [ __ ] good if I do say so my self do you need help on yours now no because I don't kind of I don't really want to mess with perfection it's not a shed it's a house it's a home actually you seen the hack where people use melted sugar instead of icing to keep their house binded yeah that's some [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] except for this is not even slightly glued down here how how do you decorate now you just decorate however you want I I bought the pre-made frosting for decorating should I cut out the door uh I would just pipe a door on there I wouldn't cut it [Music] out I just I'm making the community yeah okay I can't feel the seats it's very white man of you I'm just hoping to make a community okay guys I have a problem my roof isn't long enough to make up for me putting the so I have to switch it I got to put the Caroling I have to inset the this has to be inset not incest incet you know my grandparents are cousins I hate bringing it up got stop bringing it up I hate bringing it up crazy cuz you like don't have to tell anybody that feels like a lie to not and this Christmas will be okay okay okay I need a spatula underne yeah I was waiting for you oh no sorry sorry sorry sorry Jesus I keep Ed it was too big too sorry hate to be this guy too well okay just like you hate bringing up your parents are tell my parents that would be problematic well your grandparents are still Pro that's still problematic you know that right well less problematic for me I mean it's still it's still in the blood yeah but like it dilutes you know like adding water to Gatorade okay just just let him have it chat PR's version was better I agree oh that's where I know from I was like where did I know the song from this song is like Mary did you know but Pros was like Mary did you know you know like Mary people are talking yeah okay fro didn't sing this part though okay that's pretty good you ask me thank you did she know she had to have like when when she got pregnant and the guy was like yo Jesus going to be your baby and she was like [ __ ] how am I going to explain this to my parents and then she told her parents and they're like okay do love that Family Guy bit about it what is The Great I Am I've never heard Jesus called The Great I Am okay it doesn't line up perfectly but for [Music] freehand pretty good oh crap I want to put a light in there [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] so sweet okay I'm freaking feeling good about myself and you can pay out the no fallers any moment oh gosh this isn't bad I can hide that Gap that's fine as long as it's glued okay I'm going to go grab a I have a um I've got a uh oh Scarlet thank you I've got a like a like uh from Jackal lanterns I have a little Jackal Lantern like I can put in there so there'll be light in the windows where did I put it though I think it's in the closet Halloween stuff if you were Halloween stuff where would you be I thought you'd be in this closet but apparently you're I'm drawing something very intense here damn it you wear Halloween stuff where would you be hi Coots [Laughter] hi making myself chuckle in here damn not in there either I don't know where where it would be um damn do we have like a uh any charms you mean sprinkles no I mean like like a charm like a small pistol uh I mean you can go get oh you can go get my beads I have a gun bead where's my phone oh I'll just ask I'll tex S no it's all right I can go with no not for that for me it was a murder it's a married couple it's a he he murdered her oh he murdered her yeah cool yeah cool not concerning oh boy I just ran into the wall Chad if I go missing I haven't figured out the motive yet so that's where we're getting at I guess I could flip it and she murders him yeah it would be better if she murdered him you know oh boy let's see what do you think girl boss maybe it's too heteronormative they're too NBS one murdered the other right nonb that's what I'm saying see now we're getting somewhere tnbs closet they murdered them because the house they said was too small and then they said die because even if you're non-binary you're still subject to capitalism and that's the true tail now I have to decorate the walkway black decorating should look good how do I top you off buddy let me check nothing yet shotgun the icing I think I don't think you can shotgun things that aren't carbonated well I guess doesn't need have to be carbonated but all right hold up Focus wait I should wait what would my walkway be if it's white it would just be icing still but flatter right yeah that's it sounds like a fart CH how we doing how are the Vibes what's everyone up to any Gamers am I on the second monitor third monitor how many deep am I by show of hands who's got another stream open who's guilty it's all right if you are just come clean just tell me who it is that's all I want to know who is it playing Hades ooo bit of Hades okay Connor a playing that game Lego mar Lego not Mario Lego fortnite Lego fortnite sorry I really wanted to find this light I couldn't find it I found it oh wait I might not have a battery for it oh come on please whoa whoa whoa whoa is it better to have it in front of one window where you can see it or move it back well you can't really see it move it back it's better to have it in front of the one window crap I have two should I go get the other one damn it there's is in charge house is on fire no it's not I just got to get the light Swift don't bark at me he's barking at me whoa whoa whoa whoa this dude sings funny oh should I make it all black okay like the New Zealand rugby team that way it looks like tarmac that could be interesting chat the team's called the All Blacks just this the team name got it don't mistake your ignorance for racism cute I can't do anything about that one up there but I did my best uh can I use your glue I'm out yes I can they're a great rugby team didn't they win the World Cup after losing the Opening match to France why you pretending like you know anything about rugby because I was there for the Rugby World Cup you were where I was in Paris when the All Blacks were taken down by the French national team All Blacks is their team name yeah we just talked about that too crazy team name why why is that their team's name well I don't think it's like weird there I think we just have a history of like horrible race relations in America that makes it more sensitive but in New Zealand I think it's just their Vibe oh they just VI differently there yeah they VI different there oh cool they lost oh then my [Music] bad oh that took some squeezing dang it what can't see any light up top it's okay famously no racism in Oceana they've just dodged it impressive it's fine it's fine everybody he said it's fine it's fine you just smooth it out a bit stop okay here's my idea I get a little bit of flour flour or powdered sugar flour okay in my palm mhm I dip it into this thing and then I dip it in here and it's a footprint for people walking up the steps sugar would be the better option here but I love I'm going to make a rue after so now what's the better pick still better sugar cuz you're not going to make a rue in your hand okay well trying to thin out my my bulking over here I know the song Hey anyone seen that new Sydney Sweeney movie with Glenn what's his name oh I want to see it is it good okay I have a crazy idea it's ass no way is it out is it not out maybe they're just don't give me what it looks like give me if you you know what I mean cuz Wonka everyone said looks ass and then people actually like it and same with that recent Pixar movie everyone said it looks ass and then some people actually liked it no chemistry they look like it looks good that's what the like the main marketing was ske a my brother okay I have a good idea I'm going for maximalist I'm doing I'm going to do it's going to be potentially absurd everybody Le's done with his great I'm going to be in here for another hour alone I'm not done oh I'm just finishing up my murder scene wo is me there was murder I need um do we have a spray bottle with sugar water that's warm what I want to add a dusting of snow on the top and I figured if I powder sugar used what is this thing you're talking about what do they do to the sugar I don't know what so you're going to you keep bringing it up put some powder sugar and then you're just going to go oh this is great yeah but it doesn't have a lot of powdered sugar in it so you're going to have to get more okay all right okay you're on to something very crimbus man that vine has really shaped the the mines what Mary crimbus that's a Vine yeah that's where that's from oh know it's like a sixc video where someone just says Merry Christmas goofy making ginger houses I am thank you I don't think so it's not something you can be born with it's something you have when you get born he's just saying things wasn't that Christine huh it was someone who's famous now surely you're saying crimbus yeah like the hot tub guy was Anthony Padilla who's the hot tub guy two guys in a hot tub six feet apart cuz they're not gay I don't know that were you not on Vine no not really actually such a Vine I was a little Vine head really I guess we watched your old Vines once do you see my fapper fapper that's my best find the fapper I don't remember them they were also good is where I was jerking off and right of course the sound of my balls clapping uhuh set off the clap light switch that's so stupid I thought it was clever you're so clever Chistmas wow are you done whoa what is this cut in here I'm not done but I'm [ __ ] killing it you are killing it I feel really far behind I'm trying to catch up really fast was cuz you built a mansion for 8,000 little gingerbread people to live in well they needed somewhere to go I built a murder scene with two nonbinary people who are still having a horrible marriage look Coots has been weirdly obsessed with plastic lately she just likes n can you see her bite marks keeps wanting to focus on your face oh there you go those are all cot's bite marks she climbed on my baking cabinet and started chewing on things she likes little naan who doesn't though you know we can all be guilty occasionally oh no I have a clump of frosting that fell down it's in the window that's Charming it's black mold oh in their house yeah yummy microplastics yummy yummy yummy hi Swift hi handsome that's my handsome guy Swift because he had a tumor removed from his lip it looks like he has bual fat removal sometimes he does look snatched just like quean snatched just like actually are you swollen let me see you do feel a bit swollen oh no it was stuck on his lip yeah just barely he had like one of his sides of his lip was really puffy but oh my goodness did he give you a hug oh kind kiss can have kiss please what the heck can have k thank you you got me I love you I love you just from the breath I love you I had to put him down yeah I think that about you oh my God [ __ ] do not send Britney Broski a picture of him and say that's my dog when you can't even stand his breath you little [ __ ] just felt easier to explain what it just felt like an easier message you didn't want to say that's my girlfriend's dog I would have said that's my girlfriend's dog whose breath I can't stand normally uhhuh yeah you should have said that do I take care of Swift if you are incapable of taking care of Swift yeah like am I first on the list yeah I don't know if you have enough patience but you're all I've got so I ha he would become a lot more patient they put Taylor Swift and genin how did they afford that did they it's got to be like a custom be mod yeah yeah is this Pierce broen I don't know it does sound like him it's definitely not but it sounds like it imagine they just have a pierce Bronze in AI Elton John oh right yeah that makes way more sense he sings in mam Mia and his voice sounds like this a bit yeah it does oh my God it really does such an interesting call out it does sound like AI now that you said that where you get these shorts she got them I don't know where but I will say China China is very into ml be merch so there's a lot of cool merch specifically catered towards a Chinese consumer base of MLB merch and a lot of it looks way cooler than the stuff they sell in the states whoa I got to check this video real quick what cologne did you get uh what I think it's person who was on my stream asking yesterday what my clone was and I said you got it so I don't know the name oh which clone I've got a it's like the clear bottle with like the black sticker that sloped outwards in a hourglass shape I don't know what I'll have to look at it next time and then tell you on my stream Co hi CS hi hello hello excuse me could you say hello okay I'm cooking over here chat but it's going to look cool once I'm done don't eat the frosting even if it's Royal and you are royalty CS stop she should not eat that no ma'am CS you being a chubby bunny stop being a chubby bunny I took a cute picture of Cs when I was taking a dump the other day Jesus I only say that cuz my foot's in it and it looks like I'm taking a dump and it's true I am oh boy what the hell [Music] okay what if you I'm not done I don't assign me a task for your house order us dinner oh I can do that you don't eat casserole I've eaten so much casserole it's good though I should eat more I mean should is subjective I will but I can okay then don't order no I'll order I'll order no no no I'll order I'll order I'll order and I'll eat the casserole tomorrow I'll eat casserole we can eat the casserole tomorrow I've already had casserole what do you want to eat casserole now come on come on oh you want this spot boom little pasta what I didn't know that place it does I don't want pasta mother salad Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum you want a past a salad I want the salad so bad with chicken and meatballs so no chicken and just meatball nor salad and then meatballs on the side baby it's girl dinner pull up CH I actually think I'm going to get what are you having for girl dinner the same thing except with chicken on the salad because it is a good salad they do overcharge they do for the chicken on the side I think they actually just have higher prices on the app as opposed to going in [ __ ] it makes sense because they won't get a tip oh you just want the meatballs yeah baby all right I think I'm good with that okay chat this is going to be crazy I'm going to test it out on the back and we're going to see if we like it okay what a Fu wait I need a was smoother what am I thinking what am I what am I even freaking thinking are you serious all right consider it purchase what you give me a little cup of water but oh wait you gave me one I forgot jk LOL not to drink I'm assuming right no no no okay because that' be sad you drink out of the measuring cup dudee my mom loved this album this was all we listen to during Christmas me and Austin were singing this the other day Hassan had no clue what we were doing is it like the Jonas Brothers yeah it's the Jonas Brothers love them you were joking christas you were joking right no wait really yeah I don't listen I never listen to this growing up I grew up in France no you didn't that's true I didn't pretend to be European again I grew up in France we don't have Z we have it's [Music] freaking oh chat did you hear that neck crack what the hell merry holiday all right where's that powdered sugar uh it's in there in Andy snail houses what Andy that's not nice happy holiday okay some hurtful things in chat what you grew up in New Hampshire I'm surprised you even had AM radio which is like it a very it was a technological Hub you know so people don't get this isn't a great stat for the State of New Hampshire but you know how home prices are expensive no state had a larger increase in home price than New Hampshire last year wow that's awesome it's awful actually for anyone who wants trying to gas you up I don't know but for existing homeowners it is a win they went up 30 something per. oh yeah baby okay chat I'm trying to do a basket weave and I'm going to cover the whole house with it you're actually crazy I like an impressive way you're just going for some nuts [ __ ] you're doing tricks on it well I'm using really shitty frosting so it might not work but we're going to try oh wait let's look I got to drop my thumbnail chat oh baby but I think I can still make it work even with shitty frosting I think I might be the goat look see what I'm cooking are there light inside yeah zipper yeah it's kind of like a zipper yeah so then I go the this basket texture is one of the First cakes I have memory of my mom decorating she spent all this freaking time time making a vanilla raspberry cake for a family reunion we're at my uncle's house she spent so long like all day working on it and then my uncle was like why are you working on it people just chew it up and eat it anyway [ __ ] [ __ ] my uncle look bro is she cing it's kind of cute it's a little crazy but it's cute chat make the U tide gay you guys are never making the U tide gay and I'm always telling you to okay one side complete now I have to do it backwards which is kind of harder I think I know how to do it right I just oh [ __ ] I'm holding this poorly dubbin and Hass always with the phone no guys he's ordering us food I'm not oh I already did that I'm replying to uh my thumbnail editor oh yeah remember chat he's got a thumbnail he's cooking this little sketch look look what I'm doing kind of cool huh Hub bubble bubble bu I'm gonna do that too then okay for sure yeah go you're doing a lattice design I will do a NE design what should I do can I do if I used black do you think I could dot it with color to make it look like string late yeah kind of would look nice people would talk about it for Generations I don't know about Generations but I do oh okay wait actually first I have to decorate this Christmas tree that's on the side priorities [Music] shin is this so 2020 coated what is it me oh no I went crooked don't eat it animals I have dropped a cat [ __ ] how did I get crooked Swift swift keep yourself safe there's a cat don't tell him to keep himself Safe Keep keep yourself safe the hell seriously man damn it I [ __ ] up okay I'm going out an angle for some reason you hear what I said I said keep yourself safe buddy stop whispering to him okay listen to me you see oh my God all right got it okay I'm happy I did this on the back because I'm going to be able to fix it way more on the front cuz I got a little crooked but but you learn you should play every Final Fantasy game on stream okay last year I I did a mine was better admittedly but this is fine too it's fine whatever I'll do better on the front I'm not going to be crazy oh he's cooking wait why don't you turn the overhead cam back on since you turned it off I feel like that would be good right now [ __ ] okay isn't this like what they the song they use for like shake and bacon this has definitely been shake up the happiness what is this in do look crooked to me it is but I appreciate it oh my God this window okay oh co- commercial apparently oh a coke commercial yeah which you wouldn't want to shake up a Coke you'd want to shake up the happiness that's true all right this is good enough I my last year's gingerbread house was way prettier cuz I like um I took me two days to make it cuz I did a lot of royal icing stuff but this is fine but this year you know what we got that we didn't have last year you Stellar [ __ ] Vibes oh [ __ ] I'm covered in frosting I didn't I did it alone last year it passed me up paper towel there froth thing on me can we have a chimney um no no you cannot actually I'll make a smoking chimney on mine oh okay that guy's cool I'll just drill a hole and I'll throw down several cigarettes oh boy okay okay this going to look weird at first but I'm going to I'm going to add the door later so just ignore that it's not going to have a door at first okay why does everything come with a plastic tip crap I didn't Center it what is wrong with me rookie mistakes wait I think this might be rookie enough that I need to wipe it off look like a football it's so crooked you're seeing [ __ ] that I don't to be honest I don't think symmetrical looks good smooth I think it looks better when it's you know real wait I'm doing something wrong all of a sudden oh whoa whoa whoa okay I've got to should I outline my tree in white yeah maybe might like make it look a little better all right I'm just going to casually wipe this up y was that my elbow yeah a little bit [Music] awkward uh I read that that you said that there's the gingerbread there's lots of places that do gingerbread bread competitions I'm definitely not that good um I could I could do it I could be that good but I wouldn't want to take the time so much time to make a actually good showpiece gingerbread house sounds really nerdy but they're pretty impressive what trippet Ed do that mean I don't know I just said it shouldn't report repeat everything you say chat says Christmas Comes This Time each year way up c h this is my problem is I didn't put my doors or my windows on symmetrical little s Nick little s Nick thanks HS m k t h s m what does that mean thanks so much oh T HS m K you H thanks so much it's probably just thank you but misspelled because the S is close to the a speed with the Ry lead hos frogs hello this like a fake raid they do yeah cuz doesn't raid me because he hates women do they say raid though does his chat say raid yeah yeah why because it used to happen all the time on Twitch when I stream there is people would come into my chat and they would say someone raid but it was just the person ended it wasn't a raid yeah it's not a raid but they know his son sexist so how do they grapple with that they actually subscribe to him they support the sexism merry holidays crap this looks stupid fellas let's bring it back what Merry Christmas oh boy [ __ ] what am I doing fornite stream okay I've got to start over just here this frosting how long would it take you to get a victory Royale in fortnite me yeah a week no three months this looks like [ __ ] so does mine I have to scrape it off it looks like a melting steering wheel I guess it's okay because there's a murder in front of it so I'll just make it cursed this is where God doesn't see all having it's like hit my KNE you're like a scop you just got activated what was that I hit my knee ow screwed are you okay no I'll never be okay how do you do like a [ __ ] sacriligious pentac cross um will you give me another napkin H how would you summon bezel buub e don't say that in our home well I'm trying to that deed plaum mine oh my God he actually did it oh that's so awkward oh cuz he was probably still live in saying he was ending and then someone went into his chat and said you never raid cutie because you're sexist and he went he went he went and then he raided you how how right how okay sorry no it's cool o hello hos frogs how was GTA today how was Los Santos don't say it word my Christmas tree with some [Music] [Music] deorations oh he's Joseph Biden I squeaks was going off tonight from what I've seen what do you mean he's just he's going crazy on the Vivic ramas Swami oh I think it's just really easy to RP as something he believes behind closed doors yeah like it's it's not even RP it's just he's letting loose for once I don't understand what hanan's RP is it's just being Italian yeah oh okay all these people are all these different characters and then h just Italian Irish oh he's Irish now okay cool no he's crazy what up welcome to the stream um if you think this gingerbread house looks cool drop a 100 gifted uh golden Caba [ __ ] do I have your glue still did I take it I did who I'm falling apart here's mine my melted Christmas tree thank you for the sub I'm not fully done but I'll give you guys a little give you guys a little preview you're just having struggles over here here it is this is my home um as you can see it's got a nice walkway with a couple of footprints that was like a little uh design choice that I put here uh on the right is like a Christmas tree and then over here we have some windows and that's the home you know it's a home because your loved ones are there or were there so that's yeah half a mill in La for that seriously CS hi you I was sitting here hi you hello can you say hi to the Hassan Raiders want say hello CS do you want to meow if you think kasan is an evil man oh okay what do you think about squeaks would go so hard that's right we like it Jesus oh my God that's so many bits thank you thank you that's a lot of bits I will not be playing [Music] fortnite okay I've got to wash my hands [Music] what are your 2024 thoughts the last four years have felt like a blink right here oh what does that mean oh your 2024 thought wait what like wait what like huh kind we I'm like I'm D can you please I mean Coots can you please Coots they're going to see it they're going to see the thing not yet okay no don't mind me Coots she looks cute yeah Han green dm' me and he said he didn't want to do fear and why would he want to be on fear and he dm' me and he said he didn't oh he said he doesn't [ __ ] with fand and that he actually wants to do the yard oh that's cool you cover yeah yeah shap cover is great very Soulful here you go you stay here phone screen is visible on counter that's okay I'm looking at a picture of a cake um all right I got to get the food Club ringing out for Christmas day okay this is my last try and then I give up if it doesn't work all right it says Hagg it huge for Christmas Day yeah baby this is m''s this is m what what wait did they forget the oh [Music] cry not to be like dramatic or anything they did no meatballs we need Christmas Brit like good cruise ship no now we're cooking with ideas that are good and good do you want to put on the side for now while you do your lattice design I'll take a little Munch you can have some my grilled chicky I wanted meatballs I mean I wanted you to have meatballs too that was my vision chat sometimes you don't get what you want it's true chill me yeah what do you mean the loudest chair sitter in the game I'm just getting cozy oh oh come on [Music] me damn it's kind of hard just commit even if it's crooked I did I think this can pass as a Christmas song really yeah [ __ ] I [ __ ] it it's okay I [ __ ] up one spot we ignore pretty much any Christian song can pass as a Christmas song right guess I say it's not a Christmas song but Hallelujah is not Christian oh [ __ ] me do make me think of Christmas makes me think of Shrek cut your hair is this not the story of Samson okay somehow do did worse on the front than the back but that's what we're looking like it's a story of Shrek idiot I knew you Mar a cold it's Broken Hallelujah Wonder Cohen's range is crazy a the last time you see that fork before L gos it away Shrek 5 comes out 2025 [Music] [Music] right seen the light [Music] broken they is Shrek four wasn't it called like Shrek ever forever for Everly after or something yeah you right yeah with the babies they always throw babies in yeah it's okay the yard versus the pent tonic sound battle no for sure they'll do great you guys would do so good what is this firsts this well just oil the other one's like a sauce they've never separated it before they usually don't have the sauce in I don't think yeah they do oh okay what I just spilled so much on the floor now the rest of the chicken here I just have a piece take it off yeah put a cup on your side guys I like their dressing I don't know why cuz it's olive oil it's olive oil and garlic and lemon that's all it is there's no vinegar in it have a couple CH I'm trying my my hands are full and I don't love all these so I got to pick them off then I have to stand up I got to get Fork thank you for the seven Shrek 2 is top five Shrek 2 is good I I think Shrek one's better H what why I actually don't know if I remember it wait what's the difference I have to rewatch them two adds the character pushing boots oh yeah that's good it's good character Great Character was the gingerbread man in the first one yeah I believe does he get threatened in the first one or is that the second one I think he get threat he gets threatened in the first one to expose the location of the muffin man also a great scene the I need to Hero scene was heat that's shk two the dragons in shk 2 [Music] m I think Shrek one and Shrek two have Blended together for me I think you just haven't seen them while dragon is one but the the sorry the dragon in donkey [ __ ] is two he starts with the babies I think the drunkies I'm going to remove this from my mouth for a second and Shrek five gets really into drill W so shk five is coming out next year yeah and he starts what you got for me wagwan with his eight children that he has with four different goomars we should watch through all the Shreks well actually no there's something coming out next year something four Panda Kung Fu Panda four we got to watch all the Kung Fu pandas I've only seen one I've seen one and two but it's been a while but I [ __ ] with it who' you watch two with tell me there's like 20 different bad [ __ ] ignored all of them for Jack Black I got an olive seed and it hurt really bad oh okay want water I'm trying to find it in your throat found it whoa oh that's a worst you know when you like bite hard into something not thinking something hard is going to be in there ow DreamWorks makes heat DreamWorks has come out with more stinkers than heat lifetime but when they hit they hit they're also milkers though I will say not to say that Pixar isn't milkers but push and Bush is really good the second one mega mind is dream worth yeah H beat 32 heat Hades I saw a video about how somebody beat the first ever Max heat Hades few months ago which just kind of hype oh they're making a new um universal theme park and Universal is DreamWorks IP and they have a How to Train Your Dragon it's in Florida they have a How to Train Your Dragon um like land and roller coaster you I watch drone updates of it chicken I like watching it's like called I think Poseidon entertainment and he does like drone videos of the park and tells you how what they've updated got to hold my phone here so I'm not freaking leaking my cool ass dope ass swag ass has a video I yeah it's called epic universe and there's a whole part um hello poke there's a whole part oh my God poke hi there's a whole part at the park um that is dedicated to like Dracula and like Frankenstein and stuff is that cool I don't think it opens till 2025 and they have this Donkey Kong roller coaster that's the first of its kind happy Christmas to you it's first It's Kind it's like two two railroads essentially and the actual part driving you is on the bottom but then it has this pole that your cart is in and so it like makes you jump and stuff it's weird but yeah it looks cool not a big theme park guy give me a Dunkin Donuts Drive-thru yeah best ride there is although I saw Nintendo World I do go to Dunkin Donuts I went to Dunkin Donuts yesterday yeah I've never seen Nintendo World I'm eating with my hands you can't see I saw it it's beautiful but lame as [ __ ] why cuz they have one ride and it's the Mario Kart ride and the line is [ __ ] cuz it shuts down so much and then the ride itself is a augmented reality helmet ride where you're like brought on this little mar Mario Kart and you see it through the goggles and you like shoot stuff by looking at it I hate that Universal has so much 3D I think it's cheaper I guess L hair is looking nice again we're we're so back I'm not shaving it again until I shave it again I thought you wanted it shave I thought you liked it shave I liked it when it was super shaving but it looks so much better fly long and I hate the growing phase no I'll never go to fose Cuts again she's a [ __ ] terrorist with those scissors did you pay her oh my God she should pay me yeah don't pay her for what giving her lessons she did her job that is a funny way to phrase butchering my head but she didn't say it was be good you should have seen what she did to Ellen it should be illegal for her to own scissors but she's amazing on Emily Emily's looks good and it's I think a bias that she has towards women because you [ __ ] up Emily's hair it'll take five years to recover that I honestly God did not know what I was getting into I thought she was going to be like cuz okay here's the thing I've done a haircut before Carl Jacobs gave me one he has no giving you a haircut it looked good yeah and Carl's ging me a haircut before and Nick's giving me a haircut and Carl was like a film one for KH I made a video about this when I was doing daily videos and uh and like he did a goofy thing where he gave me like a mohawk but like it was fine it was easy to fix she just didn't know what she was doing she was lost hey leave her alone I got to find some stuff today to donate tomorrow oh I'm sending you with the girls trip paintings trip with the ladies yeah I told them I'd send them the original girls trip paintings will be on auction tomorrow at their thing I'm going to auction my vesa once again I work at Home Depo and I heard all I want for Christmas is your 20 times last shift and I'm going to Christmas Len to fear sh how do you want to hear if a son could bottom again better that five times than All I Want For Christmas ton times can you throw me in the rotation next time any retail workers out there who have control over the playlist can you throw a very mogle Christmas in there we're trying to bum bump our plays getting into the final week here do you think you're Shaz amable I don't know what to cover I think so I don't know how she's much Chad was saying Hank Green should eat H out and I can C you guys are the problem you guys eat slop and we provide it to you you've got to step up your standards everyone who listens to Fan you have to step your standards I made my mom listen to it today she loved it fean no I think my album oh I was like what I need more mothers listening what the your mic sorry CH that was really loud huh that was loud I'm sorry about that auction is tomorrow yeah it's going to be at 3:30 I push it half an hour earlier you did oh cuz you have to get your my mom drugs oh I going to say it when are the yard tryy outs next year that be funny you guys like an American idoles like just like auditions for a day except for it just be a bunch of white guys making the same jokes as slime well we wouldn't pick them I know but it would be hard to watch I know this based off of meeting yard fans and they regurgitate a slime joke and I'm like he would hate that you did this is what I think every time dubbing dubing dubbing dubbing dubing cutie why do you hate the podcast why do I I hate fear and cuz I can't even talk I show up once a week and I sit there to be quiet I go there for time out she loves them and then the only time they want me is when they say tell us about Taylor Swift and then all the comments say she's up St with Taylor Swift you are it's okay but you are I'm not obsessed with her that's such an aggressive way to say what's your birthday I don't know what's your birthday I don't know it be real what's her birthday December 13th oh that's not obsessed when's Tom Brady's birthday oh no okay well [ __ ] me I think it's in August because I think he turns a year older before the season okay are you obsessed with Tom Brady it is my phone password yeah what well it's an easy Date to Remember sure August 3rd I was close it's an easy Date to Remember like other dates would be harder yeah hi dog don't call him that blw what is the longest slideshow you've made for Taylor Swift about 27 slides lwi what would it make me hot hoto please I can make you hot cocoa yes best powder one fine oh we have here yeah lit do you want it with milk or water water you don't want it rich no I don't want the extra calories do you want milk foam on top no I want whipped cream oh I guess it makes more sense actually better not telling you what oops Yeah chat get you a mans that knows how to make hot cocoa low bar ladies get you man who can heat water you have to add powder too and can buy stuff from a store you want to hear the cringiest compliment I ever gave a [Music] boy so it reminds me of Michael bé singing Christmas songs because this boy was really proud of his singing voice and it was like fine a fine singing voice BR I but he like always met mentioned that he like liked singing but he was like shy and I'm on the phone with my friend freaking Emily one time I'm driving in a car and he's driving I'm not driving I'm in the passenger and she calls your C and I answer oh it's so cringe it makes me want to throw up what is it oh God and so I'm trying to like I'm trying to like ego boost him I'm trying to like help him out I'm trying to make him think that it's amazing so I'm on the phone with Emily and I'm like and he starts singing some Michael singing along with some Michael bé Christmas song and I go Emily I've got to go I'm swooning over here so cringe I hate myself dude that's not even what humans say I know I don't know I don't know where I got it I was just trying to boost his ELO got to go Emily I'm frothing at the gash yeah so lame sometimes I think of the things I've done to flirt with boys and they're so cringe like going into their twitch chat and saying will you date me the cool thing is with me everything has been honest and real and you've never fake laughed or given me fake compliments or orgasms CL FR at the gash is disgusting in betweeners yeah but they say it with an accident it makes it okay like Joshy could say it and it'd be fine okay different culture the last was hilarious you car whoa thank you for the 40,000 bits Jesus Christ it was a thousand but that's a less going on there's only a thousand but you know it's still a lot of money it is a lot of money everyone keeps doing a lot of bits is H's chat Rich are you guys rich I thought oh you guys are supposed to share oh my God you're doing your thing do you guys ever watch YouTube thanks guys or it's fine if you don't wait socialism wait this is cool tonight wait I like socialism now socialism Miss socialist Miss Hassan calling me this morning I think he wanted to talk through his ideas for stream what are his ideas gtrp he wants to do socialist miss or something and a Q&A uh thing but with a little bit of pizzazz so we were talking through him I give him some ideas that he took but the only thing I didn't say on the call was socialistas crazy name got to change it what cuz it's it doesn't sound like chrristmas yeah but he's a socialist yeah but the idea is to combine it sounds like sound like vaginismus it does it sounds funny it's lacking damn don't call don't say that behind his back so he can watch a clip tomorrow and be offended passively communism Miss that's closer it's better what the hell is vaginismus it's a mostly a psychosomatic disease that causes your vagina to constantly flex and it really hurts to put things in it ow it's a spasm not Flex three tablespoons is that right excuse me ma'am put things in it huh have sex what do you think yeah then you you got to do Kagel no what what do you need I need a table spin oh can you just use that one cuz I don't think we have another one in here the Calendar's going to be out late not making it in time yeah I mean it'll be out in January but vagina arthritis no Jesus Christ so essentially your vagina is just always flexed and so then you have to get dilators and slowly stretch your vagina out so it can get used to different sizes but then no matter what when you put stuff in it it hurts if you don't put stuff in it for a long time then it gets like tight again isn't that a papsmear you guys are so stupid hey they're not dumb they're just men they're stupid that sounds bad yeah it's awful it's very similar but different no I stand by it getting more lazy with my basket this is my favorite Christmas song growing up you sang it last year the Christmas concert what didn't you is this not Carol the bells oh I guess we did like it's not this badass version though well yeah you should have been more badass with it been like we did used to sing growing up what's the one [ __ ] is it dead mouse with the girl who does the cap cup stacking world record and she yells oh my God that's her right I don't know we used to sing that song AC capella in the car what's the song chat Skrillex skrc uh Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites I've never heard of it you've definitely heard it how does it go uh I would need Jake and Christian here I can't solo it [Music] honestly you know what you should have have done you should have had your parents bring Christian Next Level white person activity well it' be right after our yell at our mom sessions and then loiter and parking lot wouldn't that have been fun if you brought Christian for [Music] Christmas and then shotgunning pbrs wait I don't want that I want the ready whip I bought the ready whip you don't want this mm it's not as good as ready whip I can't see that that's not for them it's for me ready whip oh it's just like the name brand yeah oh your a brand loyalist yeah do a taste test back and forth you'll notice okay I'm done with my lattice it kind of looks [ __ ] but whatever it's sweeter yeah do you want to cake yourself yeah Swift you've got to go somewhere else baby this is not a very smart place to be it is the Trans Siberian Orchestra with Carol of the Bells next you're watching the B yum I filled that [ __ ] up it's an upsetting amount of guitar really I think it's a swag me go I got it yum thank you you're good you're welcome are you done with yours um yeah I think every time I've added something I haven't liked it so I'm kind of good I fug with I think it's pretty water hot cocoa upsets me yeah but it's not worth the extra calories I had a lot of casserole today well casserole is good for you no just rice broccoli and chicken and cheese it's all good for you and cream of chicken soup and cream of mushroom soup I mean it's relatively good for you it's like not a bad meal you don't guilt yourself for eating good meals guilt yourself for eating bad meal Taylor Swift drinking coffee well you shouldn't kill yourself out the meals but your second boy is Du in March what you name him dubbing no dubbing dubbing dubbing dubbing I like the name pen I've always lik the name pen for a boy what uhhuh and Teller his pen Harry's a cute name oh I hate Harry M what are you the [ __ ] next king of England okay Poseidon no a name with power one of the big three I like I like P names I like Patrick I like Parker Dam strong Greek dam is pretty good Corwin I like I like an I like Emory as a guy name Stone you guys hate all my names I think it's the Mormon in me that's like I like this name Mike mik [ __ ] no I'm not kidding you I went to school with a mik hunt I'm not kidding you that's tough I'm like that's just irresponsible on the parents part like that's crazy mono a thank you jayon I'm not done I actually don't like it but it's fine I'll finish it Prometheus the lead of your life I want more whipped cream I'll get it I said that in a very demanding way like I expected that's why I'm I wasn't trying to demand I was trying to like say it like an idea bubble just popped in my head like I want more whipped cream Adam Sandler that's a good name for your child just the first name dude this is so crooked I hate it I'm mad whatever cuz I wasn't level with it but it's fine Shaquille O'Neal not a bad idea jbre house has some electrical issues it's it's cute um the gamble with naming your kid like hawor or whatever is if he's a little [ __ ] little baby boy it won't be names are powerful it kind of in a way guides like you can't name someone a Chad and then they grow up to be all weak and [ __ ] they just will be strong there's definitely a chat out there that's weak and [ __ ] it's not true if not physically then mentally yeah bring your gingerbread house over here people want to see it oh you want to see my gingerbread house Luca LCA Luka these nuts Luca is a cool name give another tour final tour final looks here it is got a nice driveway tarmac look at his Footprints isn't that cute coming home from work you have a nice Christmas tree here on the side and that door is actually just snowed in right now so can't enter from there which is good in case anybody tries to come in right now cuz we're not accepting any visitors and here it is there's the melted psychedelic Christmas tree beautiful it's a good detail isn't it cozy it's a Cozy home there's a hair on it no way grw that's a good name I'll probably do more on this house tomorrow lwig Jr cuz we're doing a we're doing a bake Aon tomorrow I just am eating whipped cream let's be honest what wrong with that we're doing a bake Aon tomorrow which pretty much means we're baking for a really long time every like freak what is it like 50 Subs unlocks a new thing to bake I think and we have like eight things or something so we might not bake all day but maybe we will I don't know we'll see what happens but in between when stuff is in the oven I can work on like this house and finish it most embarrassing College story I didn't go I actually smoked weed instead of went to school I did both when do you start I'm not sure when I'll start one [Music] so you see the comment that said are they dating and then the one after that said make out please mhmh yeah I saw that embarrassing College story now I've changed since to be a man full of Riz as you couldest did you say someone was swooning by their music no I don't know if I've ever dis dish a compliment that I still think about I mean I guess My First Kiss what I said right before she kissed me is I said I've never seen a girl more beautiful I said you're the most beautiful girl in the whole world that's so mean cuz now I'll never be her I just did it to get the bag I'll never be the most beautiful girl in the whole world hey you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world I'll never believe you you said it to another girl first you're the second I'm telling Maya um oh in freshman year I went to ask this girl out and I asked her to get ice cream but I don't think I brought a card I brought like cash but just enough to pay for mine oh my God you're so embarrassing that's so embarrassing and so then I just got myself ice cream and then the day ended like pretty abruptly so I thought like she wasn't feeling it but it turns out I think she was upset about that that's embarrassing yeah that's pretty bad I just thought you know cuz I thought like I didn't realize that I had asked her to get ice cream what cuz I was like hey uh do you want to go to Cold Stone but like you meant casually it was like casually yeah and you believe in equal rights like Mike skateboard I do I do no that's cool let's get casual Coldstone let's not be weird about it wow shout out my fellow creamers I do love Coldstone shout out my fellow creamers have not been a cold in years time is it America depends where you're at 10 p.m. where we're at I think [ __ ] like 1: am. east coast thank you for the two months let me put this in this thing thank you oh I hate how messy this has been okay I'm going to well I still have some real icing let me just finish my roof and then we'll add decorations to it tomorrow what do you think about mine be real I think it's pretty good for a first timer not first okay just kidding all right it's good this one one New Hampshire is big enough to have a cold stone there was a Cold Stone again on Daniel no on 101a uh there's a Cold Stone right by the Panera I believe they shut down though sad I want to say what happened there's a pizza spot in that lot though that my old soccer coach runs where the Coldstone used to be I have a funny story that my one of my exes told me about their exes that apparently they had a um they were like shooting a a skit for like their fraternity or something and they had to get a um they had like this fake like a like a university ring or something you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah yeah um class ring yeah um but they had like one for their frat um and uh it's cringe getting the Waterworks Splash Z I'm in the Splash Zone um anyway and so he had a ring at his house and he'd been dating this girl for like 6 months I guess and she found the ring and I guess they like did have the best chemistry in the world but who knows this is his story so he could have just been you know lying I don't know um but uh so she finds the ring and calls her mom she just finds the box and like panics and like calls her mom yeah she didn't look inside of it which was weird calls her mom and is freaking out and she's like oh my gosh if he proposes I'm going to have to say no and then he got home from work right as she was like outside on his porch cuz she was there before he got home from work or something and um and her back was facing him when he pulled up and she like was just so caught up in the thing that he didn't hear it or like she didn't hear him and he walked up with her saying to her mom like if he proposes I'm going to have to say no and then he was like what and then she got off the phone with her mom and then she was like yeah I found a ring and he was like uh this is going to be really embarrassing and then showed her what the ring was and then it was really embarrassing and then they talked about how they never wanted to marry each other and then that's tight they broke up eventually that's lit that's Friends sitcom levels of bad communication yeah but kind of funny W raid oh hi you just got here W RS oh are you guys raing am I getting a new raid and you guys are just here early I think okay y'all got youkey raid it's a monkey raid it's corner you get so many damn raids that's because I'm likable what the [ __ ] I haven't gotten a raid on YouTube in years that's cuz it's impossible no one knows how to do it Conor thank you I think I've been raided by Ray once ever well that's cuz Ray's a that was nice of her yeah oh that was nice of her oh was joking Hello Connor dog voice actor hi Connor hi Raiders what level what level home and Village do they get I'm going to assume six what are you talking about they're playing Lego fortnite and you can level your village and I'm assuming they got to level six chat give them cookies give the Raiders cookies they got seven holy Peter Griffin no you unlock Peter Griffin at level 70 on the battle Pass unless he just bought it he could have bought it he's a bit of a high roller Conor Conor's a pay to win I mean his espresso machine alone might be $7,000 no way that [ __ ] is C being [ __ ] crazy I'm going to show you guys my really cool ow um home that I built my gingerbread home it's 2,000 not 7,000 okay so I'm not far off I got the digits right that's crazy all right here's my home it's got a nice sprinkle on it so actually this gingerbread home Connor this perfect timing it's actually mine and your home what it's just the boys and here's your cute little Footprints walking inside and uh and so and here's our Christmas tree and that's me standing up in the back you can see right here that's me and then let's see where Connor is oh that was you telling me that I don't speak Japanese well and then I took care of you I took care of you and then here's the here's the side of the house with the really cute little windows so yeah you can see Coco where I split your [ __ ] skull open wow Jesus sorry just bit bilingual sorry sorry Conor I've almost graduated from hirana alphabet I've graduated from Katakana I need to graduate from hirana what's the white stuff driping on the back come and now I'm on to kanji cool Conor probably likes the part where you murdered him I think he Minds it less when I can't actually murder him like when I drove the RV were you bad RV driver I would say no I believe that you were with my whole heart if someone told me you were they would say lewig has gotten like bored of being like a car like he like is so used to motorcycles yesterday he got in the left lane to turn before it existed and so instead he's just on the wrong side of the road and then another car is coming down and they start honking and I go yo you're not a motorcycle anymore and he goes you can drive on the way home then I said I said I said I'll let you drive okay I didn't say so sassily God oh okay look all all that I think is that you if it's the left turn lane and there was two cars and there's a whole [ __ ] line get faster we we got the light but we would miss no there was no one next to us they were gone through everyone went through no well to the left but there was a huge straight oh my gosh it was miles long you're just so wrong about this I had I would not have gotten the light what does history tell you I got through the light on a yellow lwi I saw the car in front of us past us so long ago when we were just sitting at that left there was millions of cars yes but I saw the car that you veered out and went into the opposite side of the road it was a white Kia sedan cuz I made sure okay well now she's throwing out Brands I made sure to make mental check of it cuz I was like that was a crazy move but if we beat that KIA then it'd make sense it was and its whole entire family of whool hold on it was a lime green PUO no it wasn't it was about three football fields behind us I don't like driving cars I hate it yeah just say that I do hate so all of a sudden he hates driving cars so I believe that you were terrifying well RV driver I was a great RV driver okay the issue was Connor in your ear Japanese roads are quite narrow mhm and the RV was quite big okay and we went down a mountain road that was very curvy and it was downhill too so at a certain point I had I guess I had veered a little bit too far left uhhuh and what was flat became a sidewalk out of nowhere oh [ __ ] what the front of the car was great but the back of the car is a little wider than the front of the car so apparently a tire had mounted the sidewalk on the back [ __ ] and then when I kept driving because I realized this error I got off and it might have been in the air for a moment or two oh my God but it was a brief moment I drove again after after that I did the second most miles out of anybody you know that was nice of you like Connor paid you right to be his driver I paid that guy wait a second I thought he had a $7,000 lot of they're pack in for the Dono and I respect that um number one number one you're flirting with me and it's coming on pretty strong my boyfriend's right here chill number two no I cannot make a bunny I will drive an RV near your home number three I've never been to France thank you but what do you think about it I think it sounds fun to go to thank you for the subs with every sub today I will buy something for me Sean when I get money again there is a Disney in Paris yeah I want to go to it don't worry guys every single sub today will be money I buy can someone explain why we're listening to church gospel music this is Mariah Carey singing Silent Night oh there's her whistle range I can do that but I won't you never do it but I won't you always say you can but oh Shan say Paris seems overrated Paris is overrated if you're a rookie who don't know where to go you know what I mean but like so is everywhere where would you go where do you go as a non- rookie the paris's number one DJ spot is La muff that an egg um it means the Muff oh number one nightclub no means woman Paris has some cool places if you're young and hip and it's the night the night life is tight but I'm not very cool in Hip he's not cool in hips cutie is your house an glue no it's a little cabin how much French you need to know to make the parisians polite I think for the most part um you don't have to worry about that you don't got to worry about trying to Su up to French people all right you know [ __ ] not Pi enough made out of yeah I was doing Stefan from SNL can I ask a dumb question you can trainer Al Ali I'm trying to do snowflakes but my frosting isn't thick enough or icicles favorite dish in France uh a a damn baguette mine is a french toast or french fries [Music] not thick enough but those are what my snow drips look like it's it's fine we're just doing our we're just doing what we can with them okay how to piss off my French teacher say and if but really stress the on because it'll sound like you're saying go [ __ ] yourself but then you won't and it'll be a fun little [Music] gag [Music] some of them are staying all of them look like they want to move yeah but that's the look oh no there they go but it's okay if they freeze like that it's funny they keep going one by one how's ja pan Japan's tight does this year not feel like Christmas not all to me a lot of years will progressively not feel like Christmas this is not the world changing this is you changing oh okay I'll work on it it's usually a distancing from your childhood I'm also just more dissociated than I've ever been in my life so I think that's my problem but I don't know what your problem chatter or climate change that's fair we also do usually we're usually somewhere with snow for Christmas either my home or his home but that also wouldn't if you're a child affect your view of Christmas I think well if you always grew up with it and it feels like Christmas well that's why right cuz you grew up Christmas but if you're a child now and you grow up without it I don't think oh then yeah I don't think it fix it but I grew up with it so I think ever since my mom died Christmas doesn't feel like Christmas I don't have any [ __ ] filling up my stocking you know I'm going to fill that [ __ ] up deep you're going to be able to put your hand in it do you know name means seaweed in Norwegian it means famous warrior in German look it's like a pile of come but it's supposed to be snow but it kind of looks like come hello uh in Mexico hope it's cool but also Fel Nai whoa fluent proso Ono and feli do to you Ginger come aamos Boku Spanish Goku yeah that's right I'm a weeb cuz you said Goku yeah Mary Christmas yeah I forgot how to say a lot it's mucho what's many vers much what are you doing on Christmas my mom's coming in town Peter's coming my dad's debating on joining by the way that be tight I know he's so Random he called me today uh but he doesn't know my I talk about this my dad my dad's a a uh landscaper and so in Winter he's a snow plower so usually I can't hang out with him on Christmas but he's like he's like oh I don't think it's going to snow but I have to stay and see but also I would like to come and I was like huh let's have him come through I told him I would buy him his ticket but I don't think they've ever met no no I don't they are nothing alike I think they'll be cordial I don't think they'll get along what my dad doesn't drink it's all right doesn't need a drink yeah imagine Peter get along then Peter gets along with everyone I know but imagine we like are playing games or something like we start playing board games they love playing games I know but Peter's going to want like a whis wh and then yeah he's going to drink up yeah my dad that's not that's not how Mormons work what do you mean my dad would not like it he'd say hey I love God but I also love whiskey and he'd start sucking some down no and then I think your dad be like Amen brother and they'd Shake Hands Across the table like men that's not how it' work I feel like it would guys any Mormons Peter wild as [ __ ] nobody can handle him nobody it's true and he when he comes here he comes for you I hate Animal Crossing 4 you think of the five really yeah it's stupid Shute she's more of a Sims girl she knows into the Sims right now I love the The Sims I want to I can't wait to play the apartment Lily's addicted to The Sims right now what she is dude Lily and I have so she's playing like 10 hours a day ly and I have so much in common but also don't we're like won't hang out with each other cuz we both have social anxiety that's more you share in common I know but we don't know how to become friends I don't think um slime my dad wants to beat you up do you think if he comes to town you would fight him he's been training I've seen some's punches he takes out your dad if my one punch really yeah cutie want you play streams again uh Sims again I'm going to do it on um I'm G to probably do it in January because I'm gonna have to do a bunch of chill streams yeah would destroy your dad fam Peter would kill slime though slime I'm I'm debating how to word this I hate you okay do it I think yeah I don't know what the other option was I hate you because okay because Sim I hate you because me and squeaks uhhuh two people watch Liam and then me and yingo watch Liam and then all a sudden I list in the yard and all of a sudden slimes on the Liam train right stop getting on my train idiot she biting your [ __ ] that's my [ __ ] right yeah like how lewick bites all your jokes you bit Liam from me he's he's mine don't you think he's so good though he should be shared by all no I think Liam is mine right it's slime just had a stroke ah he found the train emote I think what is that I don't know I think it's an emoji from his phone okay [ __ ] sorry slime you pissed me off squeaks his train uh-uh noomm hello uh the Pikachu dude from Germany oh [ __ ] it's a Pikachu dude [ __ ] the song we had a little Santa Claus at my grandma's house that would sing this song really yeah wow and I used to crank that [ __ ] not this version though no it was like a different like Santa version favorite non Taylor Swift song uh I think liability by Lord is really good or um Billy ish's new one that she made for the Barbie movie is actually super good mine is the Mario 64 menu theme on Loop for eight hours yeah and then of course kiss me through the phone by soja Boy kiss me through the phone kiss me through the phone see you later on see you later on not even Crank That overrated I've cranked it too many times y cranked it too hard my dick fell off whoa whoa he's texting I'm trying to see the who's that [ __ ] thumbnail editor oh look he's dming snake drizzle again he edited the video snake drizzle back at it we missed Aiden on the Pod today oh crazy cuz Aiden's on whine about it I just lied I don't know why that you guys would actually get excited dud that' be funny if Aiden didn't leave and he lied oh my god well no cuz why about it's virtual so I could have just had him on virtually and it would have been funny sure thatd be [ __ ] hype tired of that F it's talk about Shake there yeah he's on mobile for sure he's out right now where took him out who took care of him huh you don't have to worry about Shake for a while slime I thought you said slime was like out of the house oh no no no I took care of shake drizzle I was like excited he won't be around for a while I was like let's go hang out aan is down under true what time is it there 4 a.m. oh you love this song sing it oh Shan [Music] oh liy [Music] me Shen is in Vegas I might go tomorrow he's in Vegas one day do you want to come over for Christmas Shake's so dumb Shake dinner he's trying to go he's trying to fly you could bring your child to the east coast for uh to visit family uhhuh and and he's like yeah but I'm going to spend a day in Vegas cuz the flight's $200 cheaper and I'm like okay what are you going to do in Vegas it was like well I'm going to stay a night and I'm going I'm going to gamble I'm like okay you're definitely losing money doing this Josh is here Josh but he kept trying to rationalize it as if this was a genius money-making strategy where he would save $200 that's why we call him snake drizzle and get a Vegas trip as opposed to the reality which is it's feeding his gambling addiction unless he wins well that's what I asked him I was like what are you doing he's gambling I was like anything else he's like drinking and I'm like you're not winning no safe it is some boy maath and he's like and he's like well no cuz I got a comped room and I was like well how'd you get the [ __ ] comped room wasn't winning yeah that's not how that works Joshy Joshi will we ask your father if he'll bring you over for Christmas dinner Josh can we do Zin about it no just [ __ ] Bradley think the 10 months company card room comp yeah there is a you don't know that they actually stole your credit card and it's a mogul moves comp room oh in Vegas if you're anything L you're an ideas guy and we love that that's what I am at my core wait I don't even know what that's in relation to Zin about it oh okay so you aren't coming so you skipped when I invited you to Christmas dinner Josh and replied to Zin about it we're talking work right now actually your work no it's cool Josh I was going to eat your [ __ ] not your [ __ ] I was going to eat your meat I was going to eat the meat what how is that even coming to your mind slightly hear that where did that even go cuz I was I make roast for Christmas I make roast for Christmas but now there's not enough for Josh cuz I'm eating his meat the hole's already dug no I ate you got to get out you got to stop talking sooner rather than later I'm eating that meet up Josh how are you continuing it's crazy to me there's none left so I don't need it you're a problem you're a problem to society you can't come because I ate it so don't worry Spott oh it's right you're paying okay chipies Rec have come oh obvious issue yeah yeah yeah wait wait yeah all right you want to St on three three two one use different flow right you [ __ ] do and then and then put it in the fridge before you put it so the balls are harder they're probably closer to room temp also throw an almond extract it's a baker secret never use self-rising flour is correct one for one uh add your own leaver always especially if they are flat that's the reason that they're flat is because you're using self rising two for two no uh number two make sure you're actually creaming your butter three so first when you do your butter and sugar you let it [ __ ] run cuz what that does that adds your air bubbles and those are the only air bubbles that you have funny she go from talking about eating meat for 10 minutes in the moment of begging question comes up she's laser focused well after this I'm actually going to show off my vagina cuz I did some a really cool trim with my pubes today and I wanted it says twitch Prime and I want to show you guys but um anyway so you got to cream your butter and sugar cuz it adds a bunch of bunch of air um do that for honestly you can leave their butter and sugar in there ring do you think it's coincidence a Hye train just popped up well I did say to Prime so what do you guys think about my [ __ ] house it is a bit of a come home I mean I'll decorate it more tomorrow but this is good enough for me it does look like Santa Santa what came on it oh what did H just say probably something he's probably mad I'm not making gingerbread houses with him cuz I made them with him last year probably something wise actually this would be really awkward if he wanted to see the Pew simple he was like how much do you have to give to see the Pew he said he said he said what are y'all making me what are y'all making me wait I saw y'all bakon what's for me I'm bringing so many cookies on Saturday I'm not kidding yeah there are a [ __ ] ton here and I can't eat them all and tomorrow is a whole bathon so you're actually getting a lot the bathon and I will also be providing some no he's loaded lots of toys and goodies H yeah that's the thing about son he's like what are you bringing me and then I bring cookies and he's like I can't eat these you're a feeder I'm like you don't have to eat them [ __ ] it's cuz it's cuz he gets yelled at he's got if you don't know ban he's got two different people who are trying to keep him in line on his diet because he wants to cut and be a lean slle King but he loves eating and so this is evil Hassan sabotaging future Hassan cuz he secretly wants treats around but then present Hassan will have to say oh you should have brought these around me what are you doing this is crazy he has split personality it's how he it's how he's able to cope with the yummy yums with wanting to eat the yummy yums and not tracking the calories Han green DM me on goddess on and he said I'm not doing fear and I can only do one and I'd love let's do the yard dead ass I'm so confused this Hank Green thing that's happening he tweeted out anyone in La want to do a podcast oh I'll have him on wine about it um he would definitely just me and green eating some wine that would be we're going to butt chug wine me and Han green it's going to be so cool it is healthy because it doesn't go through all of your organs it just goes to your butt H's upset Hassan's always upset that you're not name a louder [ __ ] vouching for whoa that you're not vouching for fear and listen I get one F of fear and I get 50% of wh about it it is math I guess what do you want for me baby it was good math I'm offering anyway so we're going to butt chug wine I don't think we never butt chug anything on fear and also true I swear to God Assan if you talk if you and Austin talk about bottoming each other one more [ __ ] time I'm just going to go outside and stand in the road until it happens it's just crazy sick of back it up a second talking about the same thing it's dog [ __ ] podcast I'm sick of it okay pause what timeout huh whoa right let's just do that for a moment I just want to be better and I'm sick of I'm sick of Austin and H talking about bottoming each other does will get involved no people love the Pod name one true people do love the Pod name one people in your chat no you know who loves it will you're homophobic I'm not homophobic Will's not even coming I can do my slimes version of will you you like getting bottomed to son do you like getting B Austin Austin would you rather bought a me or a son that's my slime doing will I think I think it's okay if they talk about this every pod my only because as long as they stop faking it yeah just do it I told them I said just [ __ ] I'm so sick of it if they do it never [ __ ] I think it's chill to talk about but if they keep talking about doing it without doing it who are we teasing here I don't know each other I think they get horny every episode when they talk about I think they're like I think they like I think it's like fluffing I think they're fluffing each [Music] other oh slime's calling us or you're calling slime he called me I'm calling back oh don't invite him to Christmas why cuz you didn't reply hey you want to come to Christmas yeah yeah [ __ ] okay but I uh I wanted to do the will NE voice do it okay wait wait let me give you the scene oh this is the perfect episode of end I'll just be quiet I'm Austin okay I'm Austin cutting off cutie who was just about to tell a story that was new cuz I want to look at a Hass in the eyes and I want to say I want to say you wouldn't be a good bottom okay ready and can you start the story yeah so I was was on the phone with Maya the other day H Hassan listen listen I walk in this room I can tell you would be a horrible bottom hold on Austin [ __ ] shut up because he would be an amazing bottom can we not have this conversation for the 50y cuy will would be hungry for all of it do you understand me well who's more [ __ ] me or Hassan oh that's such a sh you can't make me do that you can't make right right maybe just all three of us all right an scene great and that was episode 57 of Fan's most viewed yet sounds good yeah I'll uh I will come to Christmas dinner with my young son J your young gumar son yay wow no he's only one of he's all of them oh my God I all right all right ciao I smell horrible did you know Mary Did You Know Mary did you know I smells so bad is thean still here I hope he saw it I think he's ruffling or Lau he doesn't know how to use emotes when's your Christmas concerts coming up next Saturday not this Saturday next Saturday just drop by drop a Prime do both yeah I need help paying for the concert if you want to give me money he says I don't use emotes it's coming up stoic he cut me off again yeah let through chat oh my ass just kidding for the record Hanan it's if I hate you guys I actually hate you guys don't a complex I actually hate you guys I appreciate I appreciate doing doing all the work um okay I was not [ __ ] on the Christmas stream name I was just suggesting no I cut it off oh it was like a cut off scenario oh and then I said why do I keep cutting the [ __ ] off oh I oh wait no it was two little plastic things yeah I thought they had Lids I had them somewhere oh cool B feel like it's safer to not tell your girlfriend if she smells bad that's weird I would rather know I smell bad it's not it's a girlfriend right it's not like a first date if it's a first date I think that could be some real [ __ ] can we have missandry even a second date but like at a certain point you just have to bring it up I don't believe in mandry Monday just missionary Monday you're bringing it up not for you for them cuz they they would rather know that unless they have like some Affliction well I guess I can just throw this away can you just put tape on it it won't stick a condom behind the apple cider someone said no you're a liar I think I didn't throw it out unless I did throw it out but that would be the only other solution babe you didn't even touch your Skittles that was the fakest laugh no that was my real laugh I thought that was funny nobody knows my real laugh Nobody Knows the real I do it's it's my laugh oh no he's doing the belly thing keep it in keep it in gety up gety up [Music] gety I guess I'll just what do I do ringing dinging it's still useful I hate throwing it away just put a little tape on it it'll stick Like Glue I guess I'll see if I use it tomorrow when I finish decorating and if I don't then I throw it away so long it's lovely WEA together with you what's the iple CID of vinegar for it's for to drink fun beverage it's to add to my tea cuz I've had really bad acid reflux and it's supposed to help with that actually yeah feel like it would do the opposite uh apparently it doesn't well actually is vinegar very basic no it's very acidic but apparently it doesn't the that doesn't I don't know eat like baking soda no that's what Tums are I don't know it's just what I've been told everybody how about guaranteeing these gingerbread men a livable wage no how about just giving those who work the hardest the most you know I would do that our gingerbread Community call me crazy but I think it's better better if I own the gingerbread home and then I charge the gingerbread at a higher rate thank you yeah so I can make some profit from my hard workare well not it's not about that it's about cycling in new Talent blood you know well mine is about um profit profiting personally I don't think all gingerbread men should um blood. have houses we're too worried about capitalism here blood. let's focus on love this Christmas season it's not about money what we done slay together you um I have to pee but will I pee will you clean yeah okay yeah I'll do that I don't think he will but maybe he'll try why PE c i got that [ __ ] that's light work kidding me cleaning ain't hard when you got this vacuum cleaner cleans for you yep do my bidding sa let get a little wet you're riding around in the town in vacuum when we haven't cleared off the counter this [ __ ] like a vacuum and a mop in one blood you should have vacuum yet we got to finish cleaning off the counter okay back eating me sorry no sorry sorry he does this all the time it doesn't have any cleaner in it it's empty no he's got it though feel like we're getting there oh my God we're riding around in the town I do love this vacuum there doesn't like when it it comes to like males cleaning and they're like weaponized incompetence when men clean like I get upset because also men are who usually get drafted and go to war and how are you fighting you don't even know how to clean off a counter I don't have to do that I have to kill a man with my bare hands I just think one is hard prac that daily every time any workout with Shake I have to practice that every every man out there is like oh where are the bowls when it's like broke I look you have this designed for you but not for me I wouldn't I would have the BS I have the B old house too do you you switch [ __ ] all you switch it all but I know where the bowls are okay what what is this test do you know where the garbage bags are yeah of course like the big ones where in the locked forever away closet does he does know actually do you know where for the vacuum probably also in the locked forever way closet no uh I don't know that's my last guess did you win now did you win you know where the toilet paper is uh yeah where it's next to my toilet cuz I bought a bunch cuz I couldn't find it and I was taking shits and wiping with socks so I bought my own toilet paper and I hid it from you it's in the closet I hid it from you you don't know where my toilet paper in the bathroom I want my toilet paper away from you and I need it that's not normal it's important that I have my own source of toilet paper cuz I can't I can't rely on yours that's crazy I have my own my own access ports why you just moving stuff off the counter you're not putting wipe it away WIP it away ma'am the back seating is going to it's going to kill me at a young age it's going to kill me at such a young age and I drove a motorcycle yeah yeah okay sorry you just have to be respectful in this time for sure it's help it's help it's help guys I don't think we need these cookies throw them away I've had so much sugar today I want another cookie kind of I'll do it honestly I'll do it sorry I was just joshing you did I upset you no I'm just doing my job here as a man just trying to navigate it without [ __ ] it all stressful yeah for sure I get that CU back in my mind all I'm thinking about is war finally get you to focus on something it's time to go gingerbread men whoa whoa that's me and my non-binary dead lover Connor for this in excuse me ma'am it's all right that's all right this old t in [Music] the chat this is the worst part of baking dreams I hate it i' also hate it really yeah it's gotten better since I have Nora now I never leave the C kitchen a mess really uh no so why do you hate it it's just stressful actually the only time I hate it okay sometimes it's the weekend right uh you're baking I'm downstairs freaking my own [ __ ] I popped a gummy and I want to come upstairs and cook but I I don't because I'm streaming yeah wait that's sad and I'm stressed cuz you don't want Chad to see you high well I just don't want anyone to witness me I just want to be shirtless and walk around I'm sorry this is my job it is your job so I don't blame you I don't blame you for I just play The Sims no I you just ask for overtime ask for overtime you should ask for more payment wait they won't like that the bosses over at twitch won't like that they won't like that it's time for me get another kitchen you know what's funny is oh never mind I can't say it um I got to wash all these before tomorrow what a tiny little pot for tomorrow's stream what a tiny little what pot that's not a pot that's a measuring cup is it yeah it's a two cup measuring cup this is the biggest measuring cup I've ever seen in my life a two cup it was my favorite measuring cup in the bakery this is like what you used to [ __ ] I literally stole it from the bakery heat up a personal size miso took it home and then I brought it here this is a small pot it's not a measuring cup I don't know what to tell you it's a measuring cup what this is a pot lwig how do you even like flwg it is a measuring cup imagine going into a bowl of flour well usually the bowl of flour is bigger than this trash it's a sauce pin it's a sauce it's a sauce pin it's a measuring cup cuz in the bakery The Flower Bin is as big as this this is like what you use to make homemade hot chocolate or you know caman this is how I melt my meth cuz I only get meth by the bulk at Costco you think my dad's proud of me why do you ask using good coupons um yeah yeah me too oh my gosh my o that was scary jly good refle oh my gosh by [ __ ] it's Miss toe and H that's my Sarah Palin singing that song was it good it it's good it's just crazy you had that in23 oh my gosh my go it's just outdated all it's m toe and Holly my I love your passion about it thank you it's like Austin still doing TR ew what the [ __ ] don't [ __ ] that was so did you fart on the mic no I tried to fart away from the mic chat run away I try to fart away from it as much as possible farted dude extra Emily was here the other day she kept farting and it was so stinky and I kept being like Emily are you farting and she's like yeah but they're quiet so I didn't think you'd be able to smell it I was like that's not how that work that is a different part of the fart she was farting she was farting the whole night there's something about this kitchen I think stinky BL fart thank you Le [Music] fart lwig farted the first day we met yeah it was [ __ ] beast it was so it was Beast as [ __ ] it wasn't cringe at all it was dope it had good Reverb I have bad news we don't usually stream together so you might we might not have had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw him you would even say he glows reindeer you still laugh and call him names poor Rudy going to [ __ ] town on this dishwasher just a Savage guys I'm covered in froing sorry I make you guys clean with us I know I could end and clean but I make you clean with us because I have to do it anyway and I'd rather get ad rev if we're being honest so that's why I'm here that's why I'm live right now while I'm cleaning plus you guys need to put in some [ __ ] work all you've done today is [Music] watch so if I have to clean you guys have to clean they just [ __ ] up with the other reindeer did yeah they just bullied him subed for Golden Kappa oh you guys did do that that was cool when you guys got golden Kappa golden Kappa check who's still here oh it's so sick wait that's so cool I'm going to go use it yeah it's cool enjoy it for a day H it'll go it'll go for you some of us will stay relishing oh my shoe isuck is this off yeah you got too many knives um well we have this knife block over here Nora just got me that one for Christmas oh then we have enough knives you just got a lot of knives never have enough well those ones are shitty so I've just got to put them well why don't you put your cool Japanese knife there cuz that one's too important I just say you don't [ __ ] with it I literally used it today you got to open a bag what should be used to craft what are you talking about you use it to cut gingerbread right yeah what do you want me to cut with it hand crafts I handcrafted my gingerbread what are you talking about love sushi why is he I don't make sushi Chad he's toxic [Music] help oh I hate these these things in the dishwasher they always have tiny little plastic on them you got to pull off but then it's still dirty underneath so it's like why were they in there I think it was just hard to remove you don't need to load the dishwasher I'll do it later so you got to give him a rinse I'm unloading okay so brainwashed from watching wow I thought L of soda popping that guy would definitely not be able to clean respectfully a damn kitchen and I think he would not be able to do it pro proudly what are you talking about soda POA would not be able to clean a damn kitchen no MM but he'd do great at War he would not do that he would be he could be a he could be a leader but you got got be a fighter to be a leader at some point right you don't really get to jump ship I've seen him lead men to war and come back with zero losses true he's kind of like the Enders game huh what does that mean of his clan that he guides his clan men and women to death is it not his clan what do they call it maybe is a clan but when you're saying like soda Poppin has a clan it just feels different I mean I'm I'm just saying it how it is I can change my vacular oh it's a guild I don't know apparently it's a guild oh it's a Guild chat I made pretty okay oh polite thank you for the 50 what's up brother P are you going home for Christmas or you staying in La poite great edits horrible viewership though huh poite great edits bad attitude not your fault mine not your fault his all right I'm out what the [ __ ] I'm out okay cool I guess I'm going to go [ __ ] shower or not I don't know yet gallivant do some work this Christmas chat appreciate y'all merry Christmas happy New [Music] Year goodbye Ma'am goodbye did you take your mic off and put it away oh no I can do that you don't need to kiss me I'm just cleaning up and then I'm going to end don't need to I was just trying to plant one oh well I don't want chat I have a mic right here they're going to hear us sloppy sloppy I can fart over it no I prefer you wouldn't know yeah true it's a good call don't love it I don't love it um all [Music] right okay got my rice for my cat my cat has had an upset stomach I haven't seen him I actually need to find him where's dur I have to see if he poop somewhere huh I wonder where he went I'll have to find him haven't seen D in a bit um anyway I hope you guys have had a lovely lovely time in stream does this fit that dude I can never find matching Lids to my [ __ ] tupp Weare huh is this come on is this ow it's loud there's no such thing as matching Lids I swear to God oh well I'll just fill it up and then oh my goodness thank you for the raid about to end but thank you thank you for that raid thank you so much I feel bad I'm about to end I'm sorry do you like my gingerbread house it's not done but it's close don't end um I need to I need to like clean and do some other stuff have a cookie I've eaten so many cookies can I get a better look at it yeah I can no no no actually it's not finished yet I'm nervous cuz it's like wet I'm nervous to move it too much she said never mind I don't want to like lift it up and then it like Fall Apart or something you know I'm going to finish it tomorrow oh God all right I've got to get out of here looks very snowy thank you thank you thank you miss the stream I'm sorry I'll be live for a really long time tomorrow I don't know when I will go live but I [Music] will be live for a long time tomorrow I think but I got to check on my kitty cat who's been pooping all over the place I hope you guys had fun no no no sir this is old pasta I'm going to throw this away I had so much casserole today all right um okay everybody I'll see you tomorrow thank you for watching I'm excited to hang out tomorrow if you're available and free come hang out if you like baking streams we'll be live like all day tomorrow baking we'll be making all sorts of cool things so I'd love to see you there but I understand if you can't make it but it'd be cool if you can make it I would appreciate it I don't normally have this many viewers and I realize most of you are here from raids or most of you are here for lewig and I hope maybe you can give me a try and come hang out with me just me because most of the time I do streams alone and maybe maybe I can make your second monitor maybe I can't but we'll see all right well I appreciate you guys very very much um thank you for the subs thank you for the follow follow thank you for chatting most of all if you guys didn't chat at all then this job would be very unfulfilling so I'm very lucky that I get to talk to you all all day and I hope I see you tomorrow and I hope you all have a very very very very very Merry Christmas if I don't get to see you again anyway um we are going to go ahead and [Music] raid at least I'm going to say that I Tred really can't [Music] stayc Alex you want to rate Alex I saw Jal said Emily guess we can read Emily he can raate [Music] Emily let me find it okay have fun with Emily I hope to see you guys tomorrow I would love to see you tomorrow float away I'll see you later bye goodbye goodbye see you later |
e e M yo I wanted to S okay hold up hello everybody Ving in how's everybody doing in this in th Thursday I wanted to start stream um off camera cuz I was like dude how funny would that be if I just walked in on Q but dude the timing was so bad as the camera and VT for the subbly for the three finally C of Thieves yeah finally first time playing it senzo m uh MAA or Matia blurb RT and E for the sub PL for the three uh rare on time moment from Joe Charlotte for the sub natural for the sub uh chat playing sea of Thieves I bought a pirate fit for it rate it pretty thin pants I might add probably not going to be standing up much we're sailing the Seas today chat am I getting waves no this is a my bro see now you just now you just made my pirate fit not look fun right like I honestly think I look fire in aing Bandana though it covers my fast forehead and I think it makes me look pretty cool Aaron for the sub zero for the sub Avery for the sub Lulu for the sub and Paula for the sub you look great dude it makes me look so much better but I don't want to be that guy that wears hats all the time to cover their forehead so I'm not going to do that the drip goes hard put on a beard it didn't come with a beard it came with these boot straps that didn't wear them and then it came with a belt that was like so oh my God it was like looked it looked like it was worth 10 cents it was like this thin plastic thing I'm not even G toing show it anyways we're playing sea of Thieves today it's going to be me JoJo sneak snag and Zusi uh super the sub monster for the Thousand but he's a couple months ago my mom got diagnosed with breast cancer we've been watching your streams in chemotherapy it's keeping us uh well number one F cancer in the chat uh it keeps us going we're approaching the last chemo session well that's great uh I mean not the cancer part but the chemo part that you're uh you know recing last uh chemo session so I mean dude congrats on that uh to your mom I know that's [ __ ] hard to get through that um uh and let me know when that happens monster thank you for the thousand betties and I'm glad uh that you guys have been watching my content uh through that puns for the sub code PhD for the tier 2 sub for 31 months in a row nice outfit you should wear that more often or even or maybe every day of your life going forward you think I look that good wearing this do I look like I'm do I look like I'm from the Renaissance I feel like I I feel like I look more Renaissance is than pirati is I don't know how many I don't know how many Pirates looked like me like some pale like hasn't seen the Sun [Laughter] hasn't been outside gets Vitamin D from Cocoa Pebbles type of guy anyways Aaron thank you for the tier 2 sub as well zero for the sub uh punzo for the sub super z41 dark I'm shaping Jacob for the sub anyways uh it's gonna be me zy sneak snag and uh JoJo we're gonna be running see of Thieves I don't know if we're going to be doing anything else today uh I would assume we're probably not going to play it the entire stream but I don't know you know maybe it'll be talking we run it the entire game or the entire Stream Run the game the entire stream rather Knox for the sub also dude I had to download SE of Thieves last night all right can we ban the guy that said stroken right now GE sandwich for the Sub Cole for the three your fit has a crazy Aura chat before I went live JoJo messaged and said we have to have a pirate name what what's a good pirate name what's a good pirate name for me I don't know what's like a good your fit has crazy Aura could you sense it before I walked on stream what's like a good Joe Sparrow that's so weak that's so weak that's such a weak name dude Joe boot Joe boot I need something crazy what's like something that would start with J JJ right because like bootstrap bill is a good one right like from Pirates of the Caribbean somebody said Bart F Kennedy that's not even a pirate name you're just naming me after John F Kennedy Joe Edward Kenway what are these names you guys have the worst names jiggly Joe that's s Johnny the jizzler what the [ __ ] jock strap Joe how yo that one's actually that one could work that one that one could work jockstrap Joe similar to bootstrap Bill jockstrap Joe I think that works it it doesn't it doesn't match the pirate theme but it's it's there it's there I guess that's the best one I've seen yeah jockstrap Joe thoughts chat we like that one white and Remy for the sub googly for the three I'm assuming we're going to be in a car of sorts sneak snag act asked if we're going to be in character the entire stream I was like dude I don't know about the entire stream but definitely on like fight scenarios like if we get into a battle with someone I'm definitely going to be in a [ __ ] my my shitty ass what like Scottish accent when I'm like ready the cin Lads like that it'll be like one of those scenarios Wiggy and egg for the sub Remy for the sub soul for the five Joe pyro ay bro that's like weak go golee for the three are the boys dressed up too they should be I don't know if JoJo's streaming it but I'm pretty sure the other guys are dressed up should we go check in see if any of them are live let's go look at sneeg oh he's not live yet oh my God should we wait for the big reveal is zeusy live Zeus's live let's check on Zeus's real quick damn zus got the whole hat and the say oh [ __ ] Chad Jo's coming to check on me oh [ __ ] he has a similar hey guys look wow that is a good fit that is a gooddy that's a great outfit honestly I'm captain black Sparrow yeah he's [ __ ] f up I know come on he has the better belt too I am captain of the ship he he he wants to be captain of the ship he could man the ship I have years I have years of age on my other fellow Pates I actually think might be older than him sne got that 40 minute starting soon sign Jesus Christ is he taking a dump honestly I I swear to God I think the streamers and I'm not dis and sne but I think the streamers that have the starting soon sign hit go live and then go take a [ __ ] and then come back and they [ __ ] start like mad late holy [ __ ] man hold up I gotta ban this kid or I'm going to time him out because he's being a dick Seahawks for the five Joe the journeyer I like jockstrap Joe I think that's a good one nay for the seven Emily and jungle frog for the seven Soros for the five finally was able to hop with the stream that shit's about to be funny as hell how hard is C of Thieves I've never played it nay for the five we're a fourman so I feel like we're going to have a decent we're gonna have a decent chance of like you know Joe the stroker what the [ __ ] dude I asked for a name that's Jay and Jay and then your dumbass bartbeard is also good o do a poll do a poll do a poll on our Persona bartbeard or jockstrap Joe I feel like jockstrap Joe is just funnier to say especially if it was in like [ __ ] voice chat it were like [ __ ] it we're like battling some other [ __ ] people and they're like man the Cannons jockstrap Joe I'm like okay what was it Bart Bart what bartbeard BART Beard's pretty good though jockstrap Joe's getting a lot of votes though lot of votes for jockstrap Joe SL for the five hold up dude he still isn't live he's got to be putting the fit on how long has he been live 11 minutes he's been live longer than me oh my god oh my god dude that is [ __ ] hilarious that is [ __ ] hilarious he said it's done I am ready whenever you guys are waiting for sneeg to get off the [ __ ] starting soon starting soon screen dude's just been on that [ __ ] for [ __ ] 10 years oh I just showed that it don't matter all right hold up uh let me minimize that bro JoJo's calling me what is he about to say yo what's good pirate sucks bro your what my pirate name your pirate name sucks what's your pirate name BR I've been listening to yours like like well my chat's telling me mine I know bro like I got so subconscious I started asking chat GP you started asking chat GPT for a better name I was like good my chat saying should we should I get my chat to make you one know aing I just woke up a nap think just call you know L Peg you want to be little a bch I was like cool yeah I mean that you could do I mean I don't know about I don't know about Lil Lil Peg uh you could do like you could like chat what's a good one you could do you could do do you want it to have your name in it like JoJo's kind of [ __ ] name bro yeah JoJo is literally almost the same name as mine yeah is like [ __ ] JoJo The Joint smoker no that just feels like profile a little you could be if I'm jockstrap Joe you could be somebody said jack knife JoJo long hard you could just do that long desc long Sil typ [ __ ] JoJo jiggle beard what the [ __ ] is that bro how do the [ __ ] how does your chat come up with [ __ ] well because there [ __ ] 2,000 people just spamming names and some of them are going to be good okay wait hold up sneak started sneak started can I I'll call you on Discord all all right wait hold has the [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] parrot and I what oh that's what he was practicing okay well it's not using a hook if you're going to [ __ ] use your other hand to drink out of the [Music] cup fell off you think he's going to let's take our bets here what are the oddy stays in character the entire stream oh [Laughter] no who be [ __ ] thy pantaloons be [ __ ] my pantaloons what the hell for the two subs Menace and the hog for the sub uh Cole for the three your name should be Joe the part-timer or Joe the jeler I'm puds and Harry for the sub I'm Bradford for the five uh the four-person boat you'll be sailing is pretty hard to control SL sail so you got to be locked in big ball in for the three I thought you were going to dress up as a Somalian pirate Jay Diddy would have been tough no it wouldn't have Rich for the sub slay for the five Baro Bucky uh or Baro Buckle Bart Buckle would have been cool nay for the five uh big deal for the three I know big deal here is a long name but sorry for reading it can you say Big D for short uh and HPM for the sub no I'm going to say Big D all right he's wearing the Hat over the headset that's why I didn't buy a hat and I bought a bandana because I thought it'd just be easier all right hold up let me call them let me call them D momento what what type of what type of caricature should I play though I know I'm jockstrap Joe but should I be should I be like should I be should I use the what voice should I do wave check I'm not taking this off this should probably is my hair [ __ ] so I asked what caricature I should be and somebody said a racist yeah you're so [ __ ] hilarious buddy country what [ __ ] pirate has a [ __ ] Western country accent Jack for the sub nerd voice oh you want to mess with jock trap Joe eh your mic's so loud no it's not everybody always complains it's quiet I'm starting the voice chat let me drag that over yo what's up have you s on a pirate name L Pig you're gonna be Lil Peg you want I don't know know what else to do yeah bro before everyone else joins up bro like are you doing a voice cuz I don't know if I can do a voice bro I'm going to do I I'm assuming sn's going to join and he's just going to be like doing that I'm not doing that I when we get into battle though I'm going definitely do a voice right okay but like while we're just chilling right yeah if we play this for like two hours no shot in hell I'm doing a [ __ ] voice the whole time I think I think I'm just gonna be somebody said JoJo blunt Beard yo that's actually kind of [ __ ] fire though that is kind of hard I gota get high reported for Duty you sound High respectfully I'm just okay okay buddy I feel like I know your voice now that I can tell like I can tell that you're kind of like you're like lowy like s right like I I am not even looking at I can't even see you but like I can tell you're like lowkey like squinting yeah bro cuz I just [ __ ] woke up out a nap and downloaded see of Thieves and then then [ __ ] and then I talked to an AI robot trying to get a pirate Jimmy B for the 25 Subs yeah I Wasing it is for the five gifted thank you for the five gifted subs thank sub thank you it's for the five gift thank you Jimmy bong for the 25 [ __ ] subs for the be Joo Jack for the sub your philosophy always uh just thought deeper thank you Captain watermelon wow y you could be you could be JoJo CWA somebody said don't ever disrespect that again bro I was going to say that's kind of Jojo seaweed yeah hello I need more rasp in your voice it doesn't need to be raspy you just got to have it like a Persona I didn't say I didn't say become a Serial smoker oh seral SM The Cabin Boy yo you you have a you I I saw that you have a bird on your your shoulder sne that that'd be patchy that's be paty he he got into the room he looks a little dead be real he he's fine he needs a hangover cure Captain jiggling JoJo come on bro taking a nap he's kind of like looks like he's about to don't worry he's getting back I'm not gonna make my name Captain black coock sorry oh sorry thought I was muted sorry he knew he wasn't muted bro he kn no wasn't was M um guys yo big for the three have any of you opened the game no I not open speak have you guys hit start game no not yet loading supplies as we speak uh oh is there a problem you open the game there might be a problem don't tell me they're don't tell me they're under maintenance wait main pirate Roblox game pirate we have to play some Roblox guys [ __ ] yeah what am I'm loading it the game's not down yeah I know it's not down it says the services are temporarily unavailable when I try to start my game let me see where did you click adventure are you I just clicked start game oh no I'm on here what the [ __ ] yeah mine's on wait I hit start game but it hasn't loaded in yet I'm checking yeah I'm in is your wag I would say just restart your game honestly yo is there a way to customize my character yes how yeah my character you play and then you have to make a character bro yeah like right now right now I'm just a dude holding a [ __ ] Cannonball have you played before no I played the tutorial last night no deons uh I don't know bro I'm be honest I wish I had an answer for you bro but I just don't chat saying if it's glitch log back out and log back in my just restart your game sne I feel like your pantaloons don't compare to mine I'm not going to lie I'm just saying bro shut your up now how do we how do we get in do we hit Adventure I take adventure and then I open or some [ __ ] we're going open world right high seas yeah no safer Seas is cringe sa Seas is ass I feel like create a ship my ships sail for a guild Charter a ship Charter a ship Charter a ship Cru so we have to we have to man a a big ass boat we got to man a gallion set the sales and Venture into the unknown in this large well-armed ship how hard is this game JoJo BR you know like it's it's not easy I never play it's a game bro all right well okay we have to determine this who who's going to be the captain of the ship hey I'm not going to lie I can W that ho I can [ __ ] W that b i I'm fine if you're the captain but you got to be shouting commands in battle in character me yeah oh man the cin something like that yeah like I mean I'll get loud I just don't know if I'll be like [ __ ] no you know a pair of mar before this anyone else wants to be Captain I don't mind wait so does the C does it matter who creates the ship like can I chter it yeah yeah no it don't matter who you I think you call the Final Shots on certain things but it doesn't really matter go back and adjust the settings of B continue to be your okay H I think someone who who hasn't driven a [ __ ] before should be the captain I all right Joe you're Captain Joe up Captain Bart Captain Bart what's yourart uh sneak what's your name I meany what is your steam name uh I'm pretty sure it's zey Joe we got to get you a cooler name bro Joe Bart 7187 yeah how do I change that bit turn on this [ __ ] music dude I think mine is bad too I think mine is like Z 91 yeah God damn bro we have to get y'all swagged out bro can I do it right now on Xbox bro bro little daddy I can do on Xbox app we're about to change his name right now YouTube kid who was steing your content yeah I know I'm already dealing with that Jay thank you for the thousand betties and the cookie thank you for letting me know call me Captain chugs too if you want for short chugs Captain chugs with a G sne is your is your game working now it is ch right now I don't got a chub right now no hold on let me join maybe later when we start like you know going crazy and [ __ ] I see now it just gives us the chef off rep yes somebody said the [ __ ] are you wearing uh my my clothes what do you mean pirate gar what's not even pirate Garb it's just regular Garb to me right but I happen to be a pirate this is my work clothes Joe's wearing he's wearing the cabin boy clothes I'm wearing drip I think I look good in a bandana though that's a doag they don't understand that ain't a doag it it does kind of look like that's a Sil it does kind of look like that wait hold up I'm going play yo what's like a what's like a badass song that I could like MOG to uh I'm out of here see that's what I was listening to earlier bro I was playing that when I first started stream you could you could search uh what is that [ __ ] horse the colors man or the Wellman hell yeah sne what I [ __ ] with the name bro I don't got no goofy ass nerv the end of but I [ __ ] with it br [Music] all right are so my actual name was uh my actual name was taken by myself when I was 12 and I don't remember the W so you got to fight to pass out God we're searching I was a kid I could probably be the [ __ ] spawn in the boat or on the shore I don't know I was unmedicated I could just freak myself out that'd be pretty easy wait what give your you talk about and ruin your if I fight myself you said I had to fight myself I feel like that'd be pretty easy I can just wig my own self out it' be it'd be pretty wait when are you fighting yourself oh my you had to be there Joe out you're too busy not caring about me you're in a shared game with dude we're getting I feel like I don't even want to put it out there say don't say do do it do it you got to put out there piss and [ __ ] whoa wa y can you hear me in voice chat yeah I do I have on P to talk can you hear me how do I fix it yo how do I just start stealing [ __ ] should I start talk are we going to talk in game no I would say we talk in game when we're battling other people should I just be taking everything right now I'm just [ __ ] yoinking [ __ ] list to the burning Blade cutless the [ __ ] is that talk to Tasha Tasha the Unicorn the door's always open welcome to the Unicorn the do are all right I didn't hear anything is that our ship yo that's big as [ __ ] I thought it was going to be way smaller yo [ __ ] oh my God prob really thought we was broke we got to man that whole [ __ ] ship you know we get money around here Joe yo I got like a bunch items though my chat's saying loot the barrels piss and [ __ ] bro how do I change my [ __ ] audio my thingy that I'm using yo are these are these lootable yo y'all ain't grabbing any of the loot I'm like mad Rich right now got I got like six wooden planks and [ __ ] the pirate code article one The Sea Calls to us all article two the sea unites us as one Community article three disputes are settled upon the waves article four all crewmates are equal Article 5 unless you're in the brag Article Five unless you're jart why you black a cabin boy all right I just skipped Article Five be the cabin boy respect new why does it matter if I'm black respect new pirates in their Voyage ahead article those cheat shall be pun in real life bro I don't got a dag on bro oh my God Joe wipe me poop deck hold on let me see bro why is JoJo in [ __ ] boy JoJo get out of voice chat I can't I can't even hear game chat thought no we do voice we're in battle it's going to be to hear each other okay thaty guys I'm back yo how do I mute you guyses want to fully how do I mute you guys from push to talk so I don't hear you excuse me oh yeah here it is I don't even know and I fixed it all right let's go onto the ship Lads hold on one second think this is the way can we go to the nearest Wendy's I got so where is the nearest arz I'm I'm Jun bacon cheeseburger car Jun get together guys come on where's the nearest Mr Beast Burger I haven't had Carl gummies in quite a while Mr Miss I need a nuts bars my ankles Joe you need to get your drip up bro CH saying I got to up the fov you ain't going to be on me ship with this drip Joe got no drip his smoke is weak you look like y move cam where should I move it to came for the I got my blunder bus you got that poop deck drip BR all right so what are our positions here poop deck drip is crazy what do you mean our positions Joe you're the cabin boy you swab the poop you swab the poop deck or I'm not the cabin boy I thought I was to be the cannon guy no you're the cabin boy you swab the poop deck Joe I refuse I simply am not doing that I'm not doing that how do I open my inventory y'all throw this at you though B the [Music] dumb Chad how do I open my [ __ ] weapon wheel uh just reach into your pockets it's not I tab no here it is before we depart should we have a sea shanty of Swords you bu CD nuts in your mouth yeah got wait we can actually walk the plane Q is the weapon Wheel by the way join you got to pick an instrument we got to play a C Shanty real quick is not easy to see how an ey patch guys I'm not going to lie bro I'm dying right now my left eye right now you have one on yes bro I got to go put this [ __ ] down our FS are similar actually how do we get downstairs here it is join in on the I'm stashing our supplies said Joe's character cholesterol the wood barrel Boy The Cannonball Barrel said you got high cholesterol Joe I don't have high cholesterol how do I see my own character I don't is my character obese I you you built like you lift cannons for a living well that wouldn't make me have high colesterol then look like you've been dirty Bing oh my K is very large you been dirty buling for Years bro been dirty booking for years all right well yo where's Jojo I get off of this I'm up here chilling are we raising the are we raising the sails I don't know how to play but we going fig out I know how to play Let me see the map down been I've been playing this game I did the tutorial not sale angle I don't know what that does I know how to [ __ ] lower them now table I never been a time to lift the anchor right here all right I will be the grunt guy I'll be the grunt man I'mma raise the anchor somebody man yo JoJo yeah oh wait no we didn't tell each other our pirate names hold up Captain three leg y boring I canest I it's true though okay Joe Bart's name strap I'm jockstrap Joe oh okay bro his acent completely left his acent disappeared as soon as as soon as he's said okay hey well I'm captain black Sparrow you're Captain black Sparrow that's actually fire dude that's fire uh you know I'm I'm a little pig it's it's the best I can [ __ ] come up with try my best out here bro I don't [ __ ] know what's going on all right so do we got to pick a quest first I think so yeah we do we got we got to get a quest and get go on a treasure huntt my name Brown we do gold gold gold hoarders order of souls or Merchant Alliance gold hoers what's good about thatone it says we got to do the tutorial name change my name is brown note Bradley Brown nut Bradley is that what you just said sail to location need my is it going to be put on our map why you got brown nuts man Brown notes not nuts okay yo did I did I select the mission uh I think so I don't know let's see captain's chair the quest table yo naked St the already I already picked chat did I pick a quest oh here it is we have to agree to it oh wait you did hear right here battle for the Sea of Thieves no not battle for the Sea of Thieves I picked gold hoarders no you didn't yeah I did oh that's is that a matchmaking thing [ __ ] I tutorial to location oh guys I think I did a quest yeah you do it cuz I only have tutorial Quest treas map an ash in Captain's treasure map I can't [ __ ] read my right my left eye hurts it is time all right I'm going raise that anchor yo somebody man somebody somebody man the wheel wait no wait wait wait look I'm raising the anchor Jo get the get your [ __ ] off the [ __ ] anchor look at the map look at the map we got to go hereit wait wait show me it show me it we got to go down to the map right and then we have to look for this island and then we have to sail to that Island bro wait what okay look so need to go Northwest so so hit your Q button pal and then and space and then hold that M butt for me while I find this island your so you want me to hold it to you your you're my uh you're my M boy now what about the is that just a marker spot yeah I don't know who marked that how do you see it do you see it little Peg is quite the captain yeah there you go why do you kind of look like the kid from The Barn if you want to see I don't know if you could see it or not but here it is you look like the kid from back in the Barnard than wait closer get closer get closer uh okay three okay perfect thank you much how how you flip it oh I got a blicky oh I got a blicky on me yeah I already used a bullet your character is let's [ __ ] go all right so we have to head see your character is a looker wait where do we H for that one to say the least Northeast Captain okay wait do we She's a Beauty She's a Beauty wa I can't see [ __ ] the pretty the prettiest in all the Seven Seas they say I cannot drink any man oh my God I just took my eye patch up and it feels like I walked out of a movie shirt looks like it has multiple stains on it wait Did you find it anchor wait I want to raise I'm raise the raise the anchor I can't see anything I'm going left die bro raise the anchor I can't literally can't see anything on my left open yo three leg or whatever the [ __ ] your name is come over here Brown notes Bradley you you I thought it was Captain three legs I thought it was Captain three legs whatever changed it yeah he leg the anchor do we need to change the angle of the cells uh leave the front one I have the back one hold on ra my brother this is turning I'm going go check the I'll go look for wait so wait so Random enemies can come and try and kill us he does not mean the should we preload the canons poop B if you call me poop deck part one more [ __ ] time I swear to God I'll [ __ ] knock you off the ship what's that where they throw you over the boat and drag you under the bottom of the ship killing I thought it was keyho holding Wait no that's when you get that's when you take too much ketamine I think this man isn't a pirate uh Keel hauling that's what it is heel hauling yeah they drag your body under the bottom kind of scary bro are these do these have uh oh they do have oh no they don't do these have ammo in them are you loading them me yeah you're like looking at the can should I should I load the should I load the Cannons right now if you want to yeah let's prejack the load here what I make you're harded get a little ready for battle free jacket the load if any stream snipers come upon us yes Captain tell me if I'm uh uh uh if I'm good here they got to go the map yep I can cat in the cannon how do you do that where's my compass you're so hands I put the balls in holes I have a crush Captain I think excuse you deck's a little if you ever want to go to the BR let me know I'm there alone wait who who who who's Captain is it me yes you you're the captain of the ship you said you're the one you're the one that's you're the one that's Manning the boat he want to your poop JoJo's doing everything hold up I'll clean the ship swap your poop deck Captain got stand up here and tell me there's rocks I can't [ __ ] see I'll tell you I yeah I'll tell you if there's oh no he's telling you if there's rocks you're thereby waterer what does the sail angle do go a bit to the left M the I'm stting turn the sails a little bit why do we need the sails there I don't understand wind oh the wind is coming into the S there's a rocks there's rocks over here I already told you we don't want a Titanic situation we be fine we be fine star whatever called yo Chad how's the audio though should I turn it up or down or turn them up or down that be the wrong movie go straight go straight go straight Compass if we were in that movie I'd be naked and you I got my looking glass and the sleeping C yo dud can you like clean the deck or is that not a thing oh there's a CH here we can throw people in the brick want to be in the Bri alone with me f no oh there's a rat it stay the hell away you sure you don't like my mustache I'll turn them up a little bit chat left left Captain someone man the anchor someone man the anchor oh my God anchor going down I'm [ __ ] scared anchor going down wait why did I why do we need the anchor we're not even here anchor what the [ __ ] you doing where the anchor [ __ ] Manning the wheel Sor had a couple drinks we're going overboard little bit of fanol hey hey hey hey hey that [ __ ] I got it don't wor don't worry bro just contaminating everything I've got the wheel don't worry SL right captain my God going to [ __ ] cry I don't even know where I'm supposed to be going can you mark it on the map yeah I'm starboard Little P how do you know where we're going take the wheel Take the Wheel we're going to hit rocks I'm not I'm not Wheeling it oh my God muted Take the Wheel I got off of it we're head it straight for the rock head it straight for the rock it straight for the rock put the anchor put the anchor holy [ __ ] I'm going for a swim I be drinking after I was are we here Brown no Bradley's feeling mighty any sharks in this water yes bro oh I got the B I'm good I a wor why did you jump off the boat bro I can't feel me legs pull out youry and the sharks have no chance all right do we have to shouldn't we go closer if this is where we have to be [ __ ] don't be lazy raising the anchor he's be raising the anchor he be lazy you swim you know this process would be a lot quicker if somebody were to help me I'm busy bfing up lunch oh I got a cool ass sword I get this this is taking quite a while I can't get up the step's fart I I'm braing the anchor what was that M you was trying to pull bro was that [ __ ] m m what the [ __ ] Joe oh [ __ ] I that's bro all right so that's saying I should unload the can Yo Joe you really trying to pull some I'm lowering the anchor [Music] again stop it don't [ __ ] this don't [ __ ] this you're the captain you're supposed to tell me when to stop it how do I get up I can't see we need to fix the ship we're going to sink get wood get wood get wood gotten wood we're gaining water how do I get up I'm patching the hole I'm patching the hole I patched it I'm seeing and 20 all right we got to pil the water house holy [ __ ] [ __ ] all right so let's we get all right boys there's three how do I get in the cannon like this idiots here I [ __ ] go how does one get up from a chair I be seem to stuck side of it oh I seem to be mate I seem to be stuck in a chair a I don't know how to get up I missed the [ __ ] Island I I bar I must have overshot help I'm pretty far away help me help me I found stuff I'll be stuck I can't help come over to me I was stuck in a chair come over to joart that's not your name oh my God what was that stop trying to change your name I seem to be dead I'm taking damage I just cabin boy fart's trying to change his name I can't see off my left eye I have half Health that's because you lost it wait what chat saying the volcano is going to explode soon don't care it's been dorming for years it's [ __ ] fine guys I seem to be on the Flying Dutchman ship for some reason give it a second it's like when they tell you Yellowstone Park is going to explode and kill everybody in the US one day I see a ghost holy [ __ ] should I go attack him where the [ __ ] am I ouchie I'm charging charging my J Crystal should I kill this ghost He disappear um guys I went to heaven in D ship or something why don't you [ __ ] cry about it I'm back guys hey I'm back I'm looting I'm getting jumped by these [ __ ] ghosts on the on the [ __ ] Island I can't even hold that Barrel I'm [ __ ] shooting [ __ ] that bro what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do ow ow ow how it won't go out how do I throw it how do I throw it how do I thr it how do I throw it how do I thr it how do I thr it how do I thr how do I throw it how do I throw it oh [ __ ] has imped right in front of me digging up a grave let's get him up oh I'm back welcome back Po Boy [ __ ] he [ __ ] lights a huge barrel of gunpowder on fire go what is this going to do single part of the name [Laughter] wrong yo sneak can you see out your eye that you took the eye patch off blurry it's still blurry right yo is this where we need to be though are we looking for Treasure yes your find and find it m x marks the your first day as pirates Cabin Boy I pull out the map and then space and go the tutorial I know what's going on wrong I played it one time you should have played it again this is why you be poop deck Joe okay there's three separate places too so SW my poop te all right chat let's analyze the map what part of the island am I on chat there Scallywags after me okay so there's no treasure on me right now oh I see where I need to go I think one's over I'll be on me what just killed me I just died RP do I offer my soul to the fairy man I'm scared of fairy man bro you don't really have a [ __ ] option what do I do if that happens you just sit there and then you go to the Flying dust you're [ __ ] dead yeah but how do I come back to life you just wait around for a bit and then the door opens for you oh don't worry the fly D is a cool dude heang going to leave you there for long I don't see him I [ __ ] with him sneak did you find the did you find the treasure right here M yo if y'all had to if y'all had to be on any ship in the Pirates or the Caribbean movies which would it be the black I would be uh B I would be I would be on um what's the most recent one I don't know recent one where he capan and he and he and he [ __ ] you know Taps the deck and then they kill him I'd be on that he like he be like oh y I should I just ate grubs e in the door yeah is there a way to like up your uh your your fov let's see oh yeah there is I have mine at 90 is it graphic settings all right watch find the treasure before any of these [ __ ] scrubs wait I keep my [ __ ] when I die oh oh these guys just exploding on me oh they exploding on me help I'm getting exploded on help yo hold up what do you mean by that you I'm throwing why am I throwing up what do you mean by that didies what what do you no I don't get away from me don't I don't want I don't want all right I'm going to the one over here did you guys dig up this one no one's du up anything yet no I uh I'm digging in the area where I think it is somewhere where I'm at right now one of them is you have one and I have one near me too I got I'm right near one now H it looks like it's the at the end of this oh my God bro I'm getting beat up by by [ __ ] geysers ready first [ __ ] shovel first [ __ ] how [ __ ] you do that I found the first one first try I keep finding I can read a map okay okay there's a lot more I I actually think this island might explos soon [ __ ] wow this takes forever think i' get better at digging I'm gonna die i'mna get your bananas I've got in the first chest I'll bring you back to the ship I don't feel so good what do we get from this good man and what do we use gold for [ __ ] I mean drip and like we I'm going to die I'm going to die yeah like weapons you know what I'm saying like it's mostly cosmetic stuff no I don't have any food bro I've gotten It Cosmetics so I can be all dripped out holy [ __ ] I can make my guy not look like poop deck Bart yeah be poop deck Bart even if I have like mad drip though what if like I'm like yes never beating the poop deck Bart allegations how did I climb with the CH where do I put this yo look bro look what I found what yo why can't I find treasure am I tweaking you know what is kind of hard right I'll you got attention to the whatever's in this chest for that I don't know I don't know what that is yo I'm not going to lie I don't even know how to drop things in this game how do I drop things a x oh cool I just came to revive you and you died I watch that bro oh the fly where the [ __ ] is this it's got ho [ __ ] how big can I make itting I'm getting absolutely SC by these Skelly men holy [ __ ] yo creamy nugget is on the ship here is this a weapon that we use creamy nugget it I found it uh I found it in a shipwreck I'm put it here chat where should I put this lat you seem to have died pis and [ __ ] My Dead Brother there's a chest for clothing on the ship you can put clothes on yeah but we have clothes yet it'll break it if you use it too much heyart where be the clothing chest I need drip okay so this that's this one but that's right there bro I found the other one but I [ __ ] didn't find it like I found the spot but well bro you did not find it then brother dude I found it and then I but I didn't yo bro I found it but it wasn't there that's I'm saying exactly I found it but that in theot let me see okay wasn't there so I didn't that's exactly what happened bro oh my God I'm a little bit confused actually because I look at the map here and it says it should be white here in this spot but it's not there are you freaking sure I found I found it but I I went there there was no [ __ ] I think the treasure might have been s right there I'm not going to lie lit I went there there was do I do I look more drippy I'm pretty sure I found it but [Music] it's he definitely over angled that oh I going to do a straight shot welcome back my brother how's this map not like get water damage em is a it's a it's a it's a secret pirate map bro oh I should have known that I should have [ __ ] known they have the gritty emote right foot creep IEP I'm a Irish jig wow my guy actually does look like he's covered in poop why are his arms much paler than his back back to the [ __ ] uh the boat huh how do I dig up keep digging need the one I was trying to find BR someone in my chest just reminded of when when his mom was pegging and some dead heyo stop [ __ ] crazy bro they said the peg leg reminded him of it uh we here by request to collect seven crates in the name of burn and Tony don't how do I get this out JoJo you keep di there's only one you keep on digging I mean it has to be here right it's this and then it's that grass over here is the open space and then we go it's like somewhere here I don't it's over here somewhere it's like right here it's like right here watch this go ahead dang you I got it yeah would have been sick would been sick if I did it though right yeah wow it's actually yo wait so I get mad lucky that I got it first yeah actually you de oh I'm going to die fall Dam oh my God oh my God I got blck from d where's your food I don't have any food I'm throwing up get food and eat it you the ship the ground EA Tom we never sa [ __ ] SE from the ground why are there so many geysers because we're close to the treasure the job Fight Hard oh sh the island sty hurts yo yo res me please nothing thing oh my God these guys are [ __ ] everywhere now I think I know where it's might be bro I'm stuck I'm my way back to the with this I'm about to die again yo yo re re you died again yes bro you [ __ ] guys are [ __ ] me and he says I'm a first Tim yeah it's over what if I dig up their [Music] graves mid shovel animation I get launched in the orbit that's pretty cool bro like where is his last chest right here I don't know it's it's right in this area it's right herez it's like sure we're digging in the right place I've traced out like the grass I need to turn down these guys a this is the very north of the island on the compass CH What audio would that be What's this called just put it on the ship that be sfx yes sound on the ship I mean what what what button is that the drop just look at the just look at your controls I'm not your [ __ ] Wikipedia damn yeah and you're going to want when you go to the bathroom you're going to want to put down your pants so you don't soil them X oh I got it thanks Wikipedia how do I sh myself up help get me okay on my gun I'm way boys I also need a res oh my God on the way boys y'all just be dying mad fast oh my God I'm going to please I you died again how the [ __ ] did you just die againers bro have no [ __ ] W man oh my God my hero see you guys need help dig in here chat saying we're looking for queso's Treasure I don't know what that means what does that even [ __ ] mean haha pop culture reference person person and coconut bro where the [ __ ] let me let me consult the map it's got to it's like right here can I zoom in on this [ __ ] map wait show me the map show me the map no bro you show me the map no you show me the map no I'm the [ __ ] map show myself the [ __ ] map [Laughter] he's so strong and independent yeah bro he's so he's so our poop deck boy growing up right here I'm telling you it's right here all go getting emotional it's in Jo was it there was it there Joe was it there but it's like right here you guys it's over here bro it's not over here I'm telling you it's like right here all right guys hold on hold on hold on hold on let's do like a chest parlay all right I got I got hold on bro I'm about to get R [ __ ] on where is it $50 is right here chat says it could be in the grass I found [Laughter] it yo congratulations BR I'm going to jump off the plank got in the chest skon I didn't know it could be in the grass I didn't it doesn't look like it's going to be in the grass look at the [ __ ] map it looks like it's in the goddamn [Music] sand D fired I'll take that I want to car that anyway it you know what I'm saying he's strong the gold gets the gold gets split anyway so car away we have such good Captain how do I it's I have I picked up ammo pouches how do I know strong and and and Valiant oh they say he's strong and Valiant I might have to plan a mutiny of sorts you already did pal he's died he's died like seven times and they call him stronger than me do they think are you know what you know what Joe then you you steer the ship you [ __ ] moved the SA because because you steer the ship doesn't mean you're the captain what the [ __ ] does that make you pal what did you do poop I be poop Tech bar play EC tomorrow reac I got stuck in this seat earlier right here bro yo yall [ __ ] with this game though I find this game fun as hell for the [ __ ] Subs the five gied Subs fish hot dog for the right now wel my great granding died get tossed around right now hey guys isn't an earthquake a sign of like a volcanic eruption though I don't know the shake I'm on the ship I don't even oh sne seems to be dead over there wait is that is uh sneak hey guys I would uh I don't want to cause any Panic don't leave don't don't leave y the raise the an we got to get the [ __ ] out of here don't raise Anor R the [ __ ] sorry Captain see he was listening to me because he thought I was the captain Jo no one thinks you're the [ __ ] Captain like I'm trying to break the [ __ ] news I'm fixing the sail angle I'm raing captain it's AUP thing I think here we go hold on hold I'm turning us I'm turning us I'm turning us raise it raise it all right raise anchor raise anchor raise anchor back smile help me n you got it you got to up the ranks my brother I will help you that fart just cuz you got hair mean that that [ __ ] y you got to you got to get you you got to get your men in order this [ __ ] said you don't want to help me yeah okay Bet hold on hold on hold on do your [ __ ] job Zusi you useless [ __ ] there you go Joe you're welcome oh interrupting hurry up the's he fell off the boat leave him leave him drop drop SE drop shs oh oh oh I'm dropping it hold up drop off drop I'm going one back here I'm burning I'm burning the water was boiling hot bro I dropped it I dropped it all yeah hold on hold on hold on I'm dropping it low you get the back one I'm dropping the back one okay all right we're good yo yo um um um okay out here what we doing Turn sails to the left turns to the left I'm turning Captain I'm turning him Captain I'm trying my best please don't fire me I won't I won't zey don't worry I'm working please give me kiss give me one thank you all right yeah now we're far oh my God I thought we were he headed right for us cover it just barely missed holy [ __ ] I wasn't even wor were y oh yo where the food at they're kind of hungry holy bro there's a volcano erupting behind us I'm hungry as [ __ ] man [ __ ] the volcano yeahall need to eat food UHA we go underwater wait a minute we can go underwater will we are you still is dive two location I don't even know these items that I have I got to put these [ __ ] back oh it's a fast travel you CU you lose all your loot I put a quest Captain briggsy's note I put a quest down it's to do um I seem to be full health I got to put this wood away volcano tweaking over there that away y yo um should I keep the blunder bombs in my inventory where we going wa wait wait someone check the map and then see uh where the Outpost is how often do you find other players in this game let's see all right Outpost is like is this map really big hit a right hit a hard right I'm assuming it's unlikely like what direction is it like like Southwest for the four sou I believe you said right Southwest yes Southwest oh right go to the big red skull in the sky it's a world event most lik where other players are I feel you should get geared up first Southwest disrespect me a chatter a chatter said that if we want to fight other players too if we go to the big red skull in the sky that's where people will be cool oh there's there's stuff in the water Harpoon the stuff in the water straight west from here Kev yes okay St West oh wow we passed all that it's gone yeah I got one and then then I dropped it by accident I know to can like a kraken or some [ __ ] just randomly like come and kill us what do we do outside area or the Megalodon you uh well you know what about that when we get there brother imagine as I said that though the the water went dark and we just died yeah bro you're yeah bro you're like bad dudy bro get out the come on Joe come on Joe no no what the [ __ ] man play music with me Jes you want to play music all right hold up uh was trying to shank me okay n we can't okay yo get out my face turn around bro was so close to me man okay wait that's the same one I don't even know what I'm playing right now playing thinking Bob what is this oh we have to lower we're here we're here all right get ready to drop anchor whenever yall see fit I don't I can't really see from back get close let me know when you get close to land not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet not not yet okay not yet hold hold not yet hold not yet I need you I need I need pass I need passion when you tell me to drop it not yet not yet uh guys not yet I would say now I would say now I would say now not [Music] yet and there's a hole in our [ __ ] [ __ ] okay don't worry Captain we'll buff out those scratches all we had to do was drop the [ __ ] never even said to doop we'll buff out those cres don't worry where's it leaking from I'll fix it don't worry guys it's leaking from my there's one more leak right here by the stairs all right I got it don't worry I don't remember where the I don't even where's where do we even get wood from I don't uh you get wood from the wood barrel but he acts like he's played the game before Oh my God like even I I already told you I like did not pay any attention am I right Joe am I right Joe yep yep yep all right all right where am I selling this [ __ ] you know what well [ __ ] wait what do we need to do here so yo yo get back on the boat grab a chest and come sell it thought we were doing a Miss hold up I'm swimming back no we're going this is the place where you sell the things yo do we share the bread equally yes yes what is what is this [ __ ] communism Jesus Christ okay all right dude capitalist Bart honestly that's probably good for me poop deck bark probably would have uh gotten a very low low income here cannot believe poop deck is picking you got like 12% poop deck yo where's the last guys our first our first profit let's see how much you you guys get the CH hey 1,700 hey oh should I Chad should I move over so you can see the loot amount like this nice all right boys 1 another 17 let's [ __ ] go we be rich Papa Smurf for the Thousand but he's got a week till exams I'm scared by uh I'm excited but scared at the same time see the the lot of there players I put a hunt skeleton one did you guys cash all the chests I think so I put it on the mission okay now how do we use our bread the Bounty for Skeleton Crew on outpost oh V on Quest there is yeah I feel like we should do another Quest and then go fight players Joe we've already got the quest Jo we have a Quest open already picked a does please I want to say something real quick you want to go fight players y when we when when it took us like 20 minutes to find a chest bro I think know if we're there yet yo I found two of the chests though congratulations I found the chest yo can we go buy some stuff yeah Joe go buy some [ __ ] with $3,000 I'm so rich how much how much does stuff normally costs not 3,000 like more mhm a lot more oh wait so like more not going to lie looking to see the world monkey how do I look yo oh my God oh my God I've got a I've got a purple monkey I don't remember how I got this where do I go buy [ __ ] his name iske Bart the better one the better the better poop deck Bart look he walk oh never mind it's monkey I forgot he just chills can you change the name to poop deck Bart um 61,000 yeah you can't afford your get the [ __ ] on the ship Joe we gotta go give me my give me him Joe shopping at Gucci can hold I got an admiral beard oh wait where where do we go okay we got to go [ __ ] say I can't wait look at this I can't afford anything last sided on come back with a longer beard think he did something do I put it on you got to go back to the ship Liar's backbone all pigling they call me poop deck Park they call me broke no poop deck Park he leveling up right in front of our eyes though nah we got poop deck Bart at home poop deck Bart leveling up bro I'm going to the closing chest n we got poop deck part at home we don't need you anymore we actually have we got mini poop de part but that means that means I'm the better version because that would mean that at home I'm you have the worser version no not in this case whose monkey is this that's where is he that's the that's the real poop te how do I put him down there it is what a releas poop deck Bart let's go poop de Bart come here yeah [ __ ] trying Joe vote on the damn Quest or I'm going to find you no we got it we got it we start yeah uh I found I found the island too we got to head straight or North oh Northwest probably lasted on Liar's backbone here's my outfit hey sne can I put him in a cannon no chat where is it do not the monkey you sure I can load him I'm pretty sure can load him yeah guys we're kind of [ __ ] because uh we're kind of going to hit anything no matter what way I turn this [ __ ] but I'm going to try why don't we turn the sail backwards put it in reverse put it inse yo um raise aner y I'm raise poop has no drift raise anchor and nobody moves no look I'm putting I'm putting the angle like 360 backwards no no no no no just just just leave it don't drop don't drop cuz because because it's going to put us forward so leave all the things up we like we have to have no wind in sails and the one will push us off yo like my character looks like way cooler than yours thanks man I just I just played this game too much just emoting on me just emoting on me like he's impressed he's muted he's probably talking [ __ ] and doesn't realize he's muted i h it though Joe you're muted I was talking [ __ ] that whole time how how do you dance you dancece y nice job having the same fit as [ __ ] sne dude no it's different real copycat it's literally the same exact it's literally the same exact one chat am I wrong I I had this before today though I didn't know he had it so same that's why you got your that's why you got that from you like my new beard my no see what me and sne got on is two of two you we a this isn't a Dr don't call Bro put [ __ ] on his face sneak this two of two bro what we got on we the only two with this in the world from from Dollar General uh just angle to sa it's time to sale again all right tell me tell me when to drop oh drop these back here yeah going like full to the [ __ ] right onto the sea we go I know Joe I'm just trying to I'm just trying to get us J your don't worry don't [ __ ] worry about it all right I got yo I just [ __ ] helped you what do you mean you see that tail right there I'll shoot a hole in it Joe can you tell me when to straight out please yeah thanks what do you mean tell you want to straight now whenever we're going to Liar's backbone I don't know where Liar's backbone is what the [ __ ] are you I'm the captain I should be the captain all right I'm looking at uh I'm looking at uh all uh turn left turn left turn left turn left the map though do you guys have a map why is this map upside down turn left turning what do you mean why is the map upside down look the right way you yo you got a you got a like you guys have like a mini map though like last time we got goth we got to go Northwest so just keep going left damn that [ __ ] far as [ __ ] keep going we be boys we got to take a hard life still okay I not into these rocks we're going to touch L's backbone wait what are we grabbing there we're going to kill somebody we're GNA kill somebody yeah th actually might want to stay here yeah yeah cuz of these these islands Put the monkey in the cannon don't shoot myy no don't hurt the don't hurt poop deck fart bro don't hurt poop deck Bart he's much better than you poop deck fart yep I was going to put poop deck bar in the in the Canon F how would you tighten the [ __ ] up oh I know CH your thoughts bro I could help myself he was looking at me weird bro all right we are at full mass or whatever the [ __ ] it's called bro yeah I am I've been at time bro you just got there look sneak you are enjoying yourself on this uh po huh sitting right on it where's Joe at doing I'm doing squl he's doing [ __ ] he shouldn't be doing he was touting I think he was touching something he should be touching poop deck bars know your please um my poop deck's been yet to be swabbed you're swapping it right now on the end of the [ __ ] ship I'm doing pettes all right we got to go we got we got to go Northwest all right where'd he go where' he gowest okay wa wait head now where'd he go it seems as if poop deck is nowhere to be found it seems as if the Admiral monkey has this nowhere to be found how [ __ ] dare you don't see him I've lost it seems like the Admiral monkey has gone overo this is unbelievable seems as if he's not here it seems as if he's piing what what he tricked you all right Jo all right Joe you watching am I watching what oh hold on Yo down real quick can I have some money let me let me just da him up real quick yo it is Rocky as [ __ ] we're on the ways I can't believe this ship see you ler I'll see you [Music] later bro you laed him oh he's back he back [ __ ] flying cuz I just shot him he's traumatized bro he's got he's got gunpowder all over him Captain it seems as if I've not been paying attention to the map no it's fine I I've been I've been looking why everyone's been [ __ ] around [ __ ] monkeys and [ __ ] straight west [ __ ] we missed Loot on the on the I'm loading the Capuchin what monkey catch you later I'll see you later all right Joe my turn maybe he'll start a tribe of his own my turn Joe shoot me shoot me Joe shoot you I'm ready to go shoot me [Applause] [Music] R2D2 just flew off the ship man that was crazy how are you going to get back on I got my way Jo trust me now you can make it just swim got to go a little to the right this yeah yeah I'm uh I'm going trying to fix the sails real quick I returned for my journey um where is it bro can you not get drunk on the ship I'm just sipping on that LE right now can no I'm saying I'm telling Joe not to do it oh he's going to I'm not going to throw up on let me just yep yeah no keep going you'll be you're good y you're definitely good wait wait wait uh sne uh uh uh I I see let me check let me check let me check [ __ ] this is like a du test right a little bit right yeah go go a little bit to the right I'm a smidgen the the the island should be it I I can't control my movement yo so the issue is we don't really have any wind in our so it's going to take a little longer than expected boys just blow it it's fine it's fine it's not a big deal it's not a big deal we got change the I'm going to man The Sals hold up I'm turning it it seems as if this pirate fit is making my man boob sweat I'm not going to lie you didn't even commit to this bit I I have an actual tanker where do you get the tanker from I want to get drunk I get it truly in real life right now buddy and check it how sponsor had a dark and darker collab and they did they did a a coffee tankered release with them oh that's fire bro sounds hard as [ __ ] it's awwesome pet chest yo joe behind you Joe what's in your fridge behind you Joe behind me physically yeah you got any selters in there there's never oh you want to act you want a drink drink you want you want to you got an actual shelter a shelter in there I got a shelter but I could [ __ ] I could sip on some Tennessee whiskey hold on hold on do I need to get something we doing this if we get some alcohol I got some alcohol in the in the in the cabinet drunken sailor IRL drunk I can go get a little something yo who the [ __ ] move move this sail I know was your ass I moved it into the wind Against the Wind told you it wasn't me bro the wind going wind going slower oh my God directions are crazy guys holy [ __ ] how the hell are we going straight then I'm the [ __ ] best captain in the seven C's that's [ __ ] hell right no stop ejecting my monkey my chat's trying to peer pressure me into getting drunk now I'm not going to get drunk but I'll drink a little bit I'll drink a little bit only because it's 550 what so if it wasn't 550 you would get drunk it was like 8:00 9:00 I get drunk right now I got to edit I got edit later what's the different about that Iowa don't mean to piss you off that's not going to piss me off don't long game I beat my game in 20 hours F that is true espe Hammer fight how do we summ the request in raid voes to fight skeletons first before players pop up for the four save up get a Sick Beard are we are we on the right path yo y yo check check if it's to our left here I'm back I got you Captain I'm back Captain yes right for our left Captain sh are they too loud Get Ready Get Ready Qui I could turn them down our captain is so strong yo bro stop talking he's so beefy he's so strong and beefy you good back good wait you could get different weapons I don't know you mean different design yeah look at mine hold up I got I got like a run citar for all the RuneScape players out there let me on drop anchor Captain yeah all the two rcap players that are tuning in right now uh we can drop drop drop Anchor's being dropped Captain that's a 10 out of 10 stop right there baby that's a 10 tap me that me up hey look hey look this why I'm [ __ ] cing baby this why you this is this is why they trust me to this big ass [ __ ] bro was attractive as [ __ ] I ain't even going to lie watch watch watch this tag ready so look if you if you if you aim this way and then you I [ __ ] it up bro how yo I have a [ __ ] I have a [ __ ] sniper rifle what yeah uh me too how do you get more ammo for your gun yeah uh there's an ammo crate and and you just hit f on it you got Amo you guys got a sniper I have a [ __ ] Blinky where I get a sniper from uh yeah know I used to have a [ __ ] gun too now I got a good gun well this sucks in close range let me go get some let me get some ammo hold up oh we got to fight these [ __ ] Block charge easy I went out the gun I think SN went to the actual liquor store oh my God and I loaded like a [ __ ] musket it's time oh good I've got him yeah yo bro my game starting to lag what the [ __ ] happening I was lagging earlier lagging too holy [ __ ] yo yo yo there's a lot of [ __ ] on here bro I'm lagging I'll be right back I'm opening the cannon the the ammo crate uh oh my God I'm already goed at Battle I don't want a cannon ball I'm eating a coconut CH how do I reload this all right I think I'm ready to fight the CRA what do you mean the help help I got reload I'm here can I collap yeah I think so bro that gun I don't got ammo either I'm on the way literally just [ __ ] weave they have guns oh my God they have guns oh my God they have guns what they're shooting oops did you go to the liquor store I'm on fire I'm on fire how do i p myself out sorry bro I'm sorry that might be on my that might be on me my bad maybe on accident I got you guys hold on I got you guys hold on guys look look I got you hold on oh never mind all right never mind I Tred to shoot I Tred to Sho there are so many of them holy [ __ ] ow ow ow ow I'm just quick scill things yo that should have been a coll I'm walking around the whole [ __ ] yo yo joe follow me IAT I'm EA a mango I'm eating a mango okay good coms good coms good coms on the way boys I'm pushing Northwest why are there so many I think it's a raid yeah no no guy that's the quest yeah yeah yeah we're trying to find their leader all that oh there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right there do they all die when we kill them I don't know I'm not a game I don't know but I'm [ __ ] slapping them with a knife right now me hold up I'm going to full charge this easy they're dead that was very easy they did like no damage that's light work that's light work for us bro and now we loot uh their SC yeah there you go in the ship I got it we pretty much just like take their heads and then we we then that's what we sell you know's burning well there's also a bunch of [ __ ] in these barrels I got a merchant from for for for uh I'm already level seven oh wait a minute I'm level six you should raid somebody's ship how do we find other players though you we just play the game yeah it's random as [ __ ] it's play the game you can't really like track people you just sort of find unless you go to like places of interest and then just yeah if you go to like hot spots it'll be easier but yeah you still have the ey patch on hell no dude I was going to say how the [ __ ] are you here do that I was getting dizzy I was getting dizzy F I wish I could saay for this up but another streer call watch the love you slurring bro [ __ ] poop deck ahead wait yo question did anyone else take a edible before this no I I would honestly rather eat an edible than so that's going to kick in after you end stream in 20 minutes cap I hear in 20 minutes yeah you're a 1 hour Andy a 1 hour Andy [ __ ] me and you the time you're not you're not I'm just joking he you know who's a one hour Andy I found a canb you know who's a one hour Andy I'm looking at him right now oh my God wait hold I can't I can't move I want see he's looking at oh bro who who you looking at he's going to poop fart Frank I think monkey Frank Mony you leave poop fart Frank out of this sorry yo where is the food actually I'll keep hey first of all I'm not a [ __ ] one hour Andy I'm A 3 and A2 to 4 and2 three hour Andy you are a three hour Andy I am a three hour Andy I like three hour I used to be a three hour Andy though and now I'm like a 4 and a half hour Andy well yeah cuz you watch videos for two why don't you go play more uh why don't you go play more that [ __ ] game where your chat post on have it sex with people what what call to the lamb what are we talking about yeah yeah Joe that's the only thing about the that's the only thing you do in the game that's the only feature is you just have sex you're right called to the Jo just being ass sweating I need to no Joe my underman boobs are sweating right now your underman boobs yeah like my my man boo like the bottom like a eat come vote new you know what say how be a to see everybody every day yo might be an edible Vibe how be able to look over everybody every day all right what what quest do we want to do now stressful this is the worst where is the where what did we get from that where the we got this skull right here the corrupted skull put it down bro downo get out my face bro I was about to ask you if you are or aren't corrupted bouncy skull Shakespeare's tweaking in the cab quers man let's get out of here my ch's building an edible I might eat an edible you're so [ __ ] last last time I I know they're they suck no they don't they're better than guys what are we talking about what dislike you like drinking you like drinking but you don't like Edibles guys wait the place you have to go is right next to us oh really yeah it's it's the ship directly to the left yo if I have some surf sides though that might be a Vibe yeah I would I would rather uh take 10 shots K than have an edible I'm not going to lie no you wouldn't bro cuz it's 550 you w [ __ ] take shots at 550 too early too early you know what they say you know what they say it's 5:00 somewhere and it is 5:00 right here right here right now it's 5:00 it's actually 5:00 in Central Time Joe it's it's almost 6 it's it's actually 599 459 Jes it's 550 so I can't I can't I got five now six oh [ __ ] 15 more minutes till he gets [ __ ] wasted minutes bro yo y wait wait is to the left sne you said yep okay raise anger right cap I got it raising put your back into it little daddy all right now don't don't drop the sails bro angle them first do you know how to angle him zey I'm I'm Manning the wheel Captain get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] off the wheel bro I'm sorry I'm sorry don't turn it don't turn it bro cuz I have it set up did you turn it okay you didn't turn it good sh hey bro hey was not maning anything bro you didn't turn the whe or anything bro you just had your hands on it you just wanted to feel important want to play you know what I'm saying unplugg ass remote I was at a museum playing with the fake with the fake shits okay we can go straight and it'll be a little to off to the right yeah yeah yeah I'm just trying to uh we turn these sales into the win just just yeah yeah yeah just just start like one or two of them we don't need all three sales cuz we going to [ __ ] around and crash I'm locked in I know I'm the Great C boy in the planet not po hey bro I don't think anyone's fighting for that title so you got it bro you can have it all you I am the I am the poop G I'm the best I've got I've gotten a high noon and an edible uh yo yo have you ever had beat boxes yes I have yeah I had a beat box last time I had a beat box I threw up okay that's not been my experience it's like 16% but it tastes juice like edible no 16% alcohol oh talk about it's like a four loo but it doesn't suck yeah no literally I'm about to give me a b box here in a secondo I'm about be cross F oh my God I'm so different I'm a piece of this [ __ ] right now cuz I'm on an or what you're about to drive you're move you can't drive bro oh my God driv oh my drk driver don't B me wait I'm not even live I'm good Dr okay this is it this is it this is it this is the place this is place let go a drop S I mean what uh I is it nasty dude those tastes so bad it has RSO and it tastes like you know the smell of a skunk it tastes like the smell of a skunk no edible is this one treasure yeah I think so right uh you do yes yes I want to go that high there's three there's three all right where am I at on this island there's three that we have to find yeah wait where do we pull up at uh we in the bottom right I'm saying right bottom right right I'm thinking no I think yeah yeah the bottom right okay oh yeah I see okay okay okay okay bro what are these [ __ ] ghosts they're about to kill my ass yo what the [ __ ] BR on [ __ ] I got REO I don't got ammo oh my God the Scooby I I love when Shaggy says where the [ __ ] are we on this map holy [ __ ] you think we're bottom right I need to get a vantage point here [Music] okay where are we at chat I have no idea yo chat where on the map are we yo bro how about instead of ask you in chat for the answer you just figure it out you know what I mean yeah or I get my chat to do it for me all right I know where the you be a real [ __ ] that you how about you stop you know what you know you you know you know bro you're not a pirate bro you're not a pirate for real bro you don't know what you're doing ow ain't nobody ever told me isn't it a pirates thing to do things as easy as possible oh I know where I am yeah but maybe you know what bro no it's not it's That's Just Jack Barrow H that's what a pirate thing is yeah it I found it guys don't you walk up to me and say you found it how dare you I clear off of me I literally found it I literally found it as you wereing it and finding it instead I literally it was me it was all me look I found it bro I did this I'm so lost all right I'm going to run up to this middle one actually [ __ ] that I'm going go in the far one the middle one looks hard bro the middle one is what I've been trying to [ __ ] find it looks like it's in the middle of the mountain yeah it's like on top I think right uh it it literally looks like on the in between between the it's like three folds yeah like usually meur up top the [ __ ] is this hey a pig what is this all right [ __ ] what is a sea pharoh chest I just picked that up a bonus I think like a bonus chest got a little bonus H yeah man hey man good [ __ ] man can I have a robo what oh we can put that on the back uh uh on the back of our ship and like that will make it we don't have to uh drop anchor so close we can just like Drop It far out and just row like a Titanic like like lifeat all right I ain't got any idea how this work there's more boats that exist than a Titanic Oh my God it goes backwards okay hold on like the Titanic 2o yeah like that one all right Chad I'm going to figure this out I just had a like did Titanic F or four yeah like did Titanic Titanic is such a [ __ ] movie I never watched you're brave how am I brave I never watch yo bro yo bro that's such a bold and brave T I'm not making I'm not saying like oh what what the actual Titanic was he could definitely put he could definitely live no I'm saying like the whole love story where they like each other I know everybody's going to disagree with me there's no way the W was that called actually he was [ __ ] fing no no that part realing way no oh my God they cooking you there's would no [ __ ] way mying just swim actually fuing water like how you going to drown just [ __ ] swim I don't understand you going to freeze to death just [ __ ] move no where do we get a jacket on or something wait hold on why don't you just screwed over you know they actually did an experiment on like how cold you know how you know they did an experiment on how cold it was in the Titanic like in the Titanic Water and they like they made it that temperature and a guy tried to swim and after like 5 minutes he couldn't move wow well why did she just screw they make move of him she doesn't fake news I never saw that movie why didn't he just why didn't he just rub his hands together and go o I'm toasty now his hands LeBron yeah Chad how do I do this Chad how do I do this he must have know how to call or something cuz I never even on my code actually so guys I got the seing chest I wouldn't have ever forgotten my mittens in that okay yeah I actually wouldn't have drowned there I think I win yeah I think I'm him I'm would him I wouldn't have C SE chest i b go P I got the SE chest I can't I I think I beat the robo oh never mind you a 69 guys what happened oh my God now I'm in Open Water I've got the they call me that in the hood bro now if we stopped playing like at the end of stream we save our stuff uh you save your gold and [ __ ] but nothing our like Quest is not finished our items don't save it don't save all the stuff like the cosmetics and like the money you collect in that stuff saves but like but anything that's still on the ship doesn't yeah oh that makesense yeah you got to sell it first before you yeah you just sell it are getting bored he's like yo bro so can we get up no no no no I actually think this game's really fun I was just wondering because I was going to say I would play this again in the future cuz I think it's really fun yeah it is really fun next time that we defin have to like go in and like like like you know [ __ ] but like we should actually like uh get drunk and [ __ ] like actually like like and we should get as bro says he's already an edible in drinking a beat yo next time though we got to get like drunk 6m my brother yeah guys this is my nappy wappy time the most drunk I ever got on stream was with JoJo when we watch that [ __ ] MMA fight so I was I was obliterated it was bad like I probably shouldn't have got that drunk annoying as yo how do I get this uh robot look how look how drunk Joe is I'm like bro I don't care Let Him Live his life bro bro that was a great night bro oh my God my streamer my streamer having fun oh my God but Jo you just going to cause R poisoning before me and JoJo were really like looking how many shots we would take we were like let's just do a shot for every loss on the fight and there was like 15 fights yeah I think we had like close to 20 shots that night I drank I drank half a bottle of screw ball I regretted to inform you that he is very [ __ ] up how do I how do I bring bring the robo to the back of the gallion and there will be someone come with me and try and find this [ __ ] cuz like already on I'm on the way okay for sure bro I'm like I'm like I'm so confused I dug so many [ __ ] holes are you guys did you guys find the chest cuz I found and I got us [ __ ] everybody calls me poop Bart because I don't get anything done apparently I just obtained us something new name dag Bart that's way that's better that's better dag Bart Dam so rzy Jo Joe did you go to the Tik to R party or what no dude that [ __ ] was so cringe too the video they made I know you know when like somebody's purposefully cringe but it's like they're actually trying to too hard to be cringe that it is just cringe like fold into the level of cringe that they're pretending to ironically be yeah holy [ __ ] my just kicked in just elevated a little bit said that bro and like my brain dropped like I was like whoae holy [ __ ] like bro you said I was like damn that's that's real as [ __ ] though monkey for the five I forgot to ask what M do you use this is a sure sm7 big bro I'm like bro if I [ __ ] dig one more hole I don't see a chest bro I might I might jump out the [ __ ] don't worry bro that [ __ ] pissed me off yet dude the video of the [ __ ] I'm about to pull that video upy just know every time I've looked at you Bro you've been in a cannon just going back and [ __ ] I'm not GNA lie bro I'm try to get a little TIY bro I I found the second chest actually buddy I don't want to hear that [ __ ] pal picture didn't happen I call you buddy like that the actual Tik Tock Riz party though I can't find was that where was that where like the the Turkish kwale Dingle yeah no but that's that's the one from like a prom day or something there's another one that they held in like man Turkish quondo Dingle yeah what does that even mean I don't [ __ ] know well he just I think he's just Turkish and they call him like clearly they were like okay let's do something let's make it viral and then uh and then we'll be Tik Tock wait so I have an idea what if we did took a s Dingle or something no but we took a a coent event and then like Wily stole it no it's every [ __ ] management company does that [ __ ] though they're like oh how do we how do we make something rapid so we can go let's go viral let's go viral like the high yo imagine living the wend and start being aggressive on Twitter if my calculations are correct I found the chest y' I found the chest it be the chest guys are calulations i l my finger put in the wind and I dug right in the it's like talking to a wall it's like talking to a wall it's like talking to a wall I swear to God I'm going to [ __ ] out yo this is literally like half that's [ __ ] fuing [ __ ] I definitely picked it up in SC I don't even remember what I was going to say yo yeah bro to the island bro looks like on he took my chest from me he took my chest that's crazy how dude no there's no way that's the South Side this is the north side of the island and the the it's to the left over you're on the right side of the island there's no [ __ ] way way there's way I'm just a navigator what can I say yo they got a B here you're a little [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] Navigator who just who just I don't even get anything oh I do that was just a the natural Ambiance y I got por the universe just felt the tension how like do a little release oh my goodness I'm going to freaking zip wine yo can we start some drama guys yo can I can I say can I say what you're stinky [ __ ] can I can I say what I was trying to say go ahead oh wait you were trying to say something go yeah for like the last like five minutes and every time I would talk somebody would say go lock in go ahead go ahead wi um oh my God I don't even remember what I was going to say no it was about oh if uh do they still have like content houses anymore uh yeah if they want to commit fraud how did I die just make a Content house I'm pretty positive that's just the way to launder money wait did you guys lose that chest that was right there I just died bro wait how'd you die he got like stuck and it removed rocks and it [ __ ] teleported me wait where did you die they still have hyp houses though chat I have no idea lose our booty bro oh my God how do you're tell me I can't [ __ ] get up there bro literally removed our chest bro that's not my fault man turn them down I already dead are they too loud chat you lost you lost our it's I know where it is it's just whether or not he's going to be able to grab it I got it guys come on oh yeah no it's not it's not stuck in I got the seaming chest don't worry bro I'm about to try I'm about to try and [ __ ] body block him into a [ __ ] daddy you oh yeah sorry can you me up to this [ __ ] Daddy I can I thought you said come help me so I about to jump in water but hold on let me I'm eating a pomegranate bro I am sweating in this pirate outfit no Joe am I under boob right now Joe or it's my turn on your [ __ ] AC dude AC turn on my AC I did dude and then and then I got that fat ass lava lamp in my room and that acts like a [ __ ] it's probably 80° in this house right now the chest yeah [ __ ] yeah hell yeah bro that from my hand bro I was trying to get you on the [ __ ] bro I straight your [ __ ] oh my God all right now what okay so we have a choice to make we can either go how do I get out of an outpost and sell everything or we can keep okay another okay Bet let's do it wait but is it that risky in case somebody tries and finds us and then yes well I say it's more so I don't know if this is true or not let me checking like tell me but the more like chest you have and [ __ ] the more likely like an in-game events can happen like the Megalodon the Kring that sounds like content to me let's do it let's keep going W content W content anything for the clicks no I don't want to have a hard time and make it funny I want to have money I'm going to watch videos and say nothing and contribute minimal yeah y'all want to do a a a Wade want to do a Wade real quick what is a RAID was that what we did with it says a Wade on a SE Point defeat waves of phantoms and for Captain Clem treasury key and pled the inside what the [ __ ] is on my face right now did you hear what I said though did you just vomit on me anyone hear iar I yeah no I heard I would do it I heard what you said do it's long though it like it it it's almost max length what do you mean max length well like it has so there's five little yeah like how 2 in is pretty small like it's longer than that yeah so yeah pretty much so Yoo so like this last Quest you just did was two I didn't say I meant average sorry Joe I feel hurt mean hurt you like that I'm listening I'm listening little daddy I'm not don't worry I'm listening little daddy I'm sitting in the captain's chair I'm paying attention daddy don't worry Captain I mean I don't know what to do y'all I'm I'm so indecisive bro y want to do a ra on a c front yeah I would do one yeah I'm G to do a little jig oh okay 67 hold on I got to finish this truly it's 67 wait that's when you said merge beneath the waves and reemerge at your destiny quickly that's a fast travel it's like fast travel that's what I was talking about earlier all of our [ __ ] on the ship so we [ __ ] Chad has no idea we can't do a raid we can't do a Raiden we have to sell sh we have to yeah yeah like we have to fast travel to it like like I can't sail maybe not then so so we got to sell our stuff and then we can do it but let mean like we can do some more voyages while you know like while we I would say do one more Voyage sell our [ __ ] and then either go to that like red skull or do a raid yeah I'm with that okay y want to do like a riddle one like a like little oh that they have riddles yeah they have riddles bro oh my God you're going to make Joe us his brain bro I thought I was [ __ ] fun I laugh [ __ ] is very that is very comical I took an IQ test and I have a 128 is that good is that high I don't think it's high well one that I okay I took a few I took a few okay and one said I had a 108 right yeah well I took an Autism test and I'm like just in yeah I took a gay test and I passed uh flying colors actually so who's the you got the highest score pretty much my keep [ __ ] falling yeah I AC it I AC the G fully bro wait uh can we got uh hold on y hey oh do we got to vote on this he hey come vote on this Quest bro [Music] please long riddle before an we got to uh decide for this riddle bro an wait what's the we have the riddle right now I'm I'm wait wait hold up hold up hold up let JoJo read it and I'm already decipher that [ __ ] you go ahead I found it is somebody going to read it oh yeah okay a hidden wait wait you found what nerd found I found I found the island this [ __ ] nerd found it bro wait what like you already you already made progress on it well go ahead and read it go ahead and read it okay a hit well no well not it was pointless to read it bro you it's fine cash awaits your eyes on the on the Crooked Mass you'll find [ __ ] riddle it's literally the name of the [ __ ] Island it's the Crooked mask oh I already figured it out I already figured it out I I already figured it out sorry I it that a't a riddle gu huh harder we got to go Southwest we goest it right I'll turn this ship I'm turn oh okay sne I'm taking charge I about to say bro you taking charge for real okay I'm putting us into the wind I can go f what what the hell are you talking about you I'm going I dude I can fit we're Pirates he's like this is a boat what the [ __ ] wait this is the ocean oh on yo I'm not going to lie bro are y'all scared of the ocean too or is just me like like like I'm scared of um I'm scared of like deep I would never go swimming if I couldn't see the bottom exactly y dude I mean I would but I wouldn't like it I would be like in my head i' done it but I'm always scared the whole time I went snorkeling in the Barrier Reef when I was in Australia and like I I did not like it I was like [ __ ] no I remember when I was like austral I actually own Australia on the Prime Minister I went to [ __ ] snoring there last time it was when I was like 14 I went I went in Australia and they were like you Mr Australia now and I was like okaying sweet this epic worry you're not when I was like when I was like 14 I'm just going to just keep talking over stin when I was like 14 I went snor bro just oh yeah I'm I went to the Barry it's the better Strat just to talk over me that's pretty fair when I was 14 I went to um the Bahamas and we went snorkeling on like the reefs they had there and dude swear to God I saw like a [ __ ] six six or seven foot [ __ ] shark [ __ ] my pants wasn't a nurse shark so that [ __ ] would have [ __ ] bit me it was like in the distance but like I what what do you do in that scenario if it [ __ ] starts swimming at you start biting that [ __ ] it would just bite your arm head to the left a little head to the left a little is this left thing okay hand in the straight now straight now you're good is a ghost ship in the sky guys yeah I see the Ghost Ship what does that mean we be going this way guys me the fly jud's over there ghost ship and we can beat it up should we be going this way guys it looks like we're going right towards the Flying Dutchman are we really [ __ ] let's beat it up I never I went in a cruise that's about it wait what I went a couple cruises that's about it you went on a cruise never been on a cruise I feel like they're quiet now should I turn them back up really one time it was like 3:00 in the morning when I was like when I was like 19 in the cruise and we all got drunk and we went into a random [ __ ] oh you're so cool 19 yo you're so different yeah dude I was freaking you drank at 19 yeah you're so badal I was outside the country it was legal buddy God oh God he was he was abiding by the law buddy on the Bahamas all right I'm so [Music] scared guys you guys thanks guys I was drinking two years under age that it was legal right Thomas I did do it I did do it in Mar and I didn't know how strong espresso martinis were out bro you lost like a th AA points just now bro bro you you you just thre Joe under the bus yo yo bro or or in the mud right now bro you're in the Years black out drunk Joe did it too guys Joe gets to be on an island but I can't be in Australia okay real cool guys yeah why what's snorkling the Great Barrier Reef one time I was Vis I was visiting my coral reef that I own in the Great Barrier none of those things so we find another part of the riddle here I said zero of those things yeah wait so Joe is uh uh hold on bro let me P out how do I unur the next so we have to look under the C find the end we have to find the clue here and give us the second part go and then we go to the second part and then the second part gives too deep for me if this was real life I'd be tweaking me too bro like when you can't see in the distance I peed a little yo I remember when I was a kid though I used to convince myself that there would like like a great white shark would spawn in the pool and I would like die yo bro I was so bro I'll take a step further bro I couldn't take bats after I learned what sharks were as a kid I'm so serious bro like I hav think was a little baby bro yeah cuz I thought that cuz I thought that a shark would like come through the drain and eat me or some [ __ ] br bro put in shower either chances shark would come through the drain I mean I used to tell myself that with like a deep end of a pool not a bath though I mean for me okay bro well sorry that I was scared and a child you know what I mean like I don't know oh I found another one of these the ancient bridge between the Peaks I'm read me in and shall appear guys the bridges between the Peaks did you find another glue the ancient bridge between the peak something is I'm not going Li thought I was like lost them someone help me bro I died I'm on way to the peak yo something blew us up dude me I'm going into the abys bro I'm on way yo please I don't want to ble out with Joe next to me bro please just going to reach out and try to hold hands yo how do we die uh something blew up I don't know bro hey yeah bro you have a big ass nose bro hey you hitting that [ __ ] dead you're saying I got a big ass nose your nose looks like a a genuine toe you want a coconut what what is a disingenuine Toe Joe I said a genuine to I know but that implies that there's a disingenuous toe like maybe like a fake toe oh so now you're aist to our toes that would be crazy I'm getting busted at guys said you prosthetic anything you are at me that is crazy what you sne right there where you at bro I got ahead of you back oh [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] flying said read me and it shall appear I'm reading you it's not appearing I'm at the I'm reading you I'm recording you I'm at the anent bridge between the Peaks there are a lot of these people that are trying to fight me oh my God oh my God I'm going to die I'm going to die again there's no way on the way there's no way I'm on the way I got a on me hold on did I kill them my character moving here [ __ ] is happening to me yo they're [ __ ] strong as [ __ ] they like almost two tapped me guys Joe's in danger no ah Mr I forgot to my worms away is that Joe bosi yo your AA keeps dripping down bro I need you to [ __ ] tighten I need tight the [ __ ] up br what we playing with Joe right now bro did you shoot stop throwing [ __ ] at me Jo I solved it guys I solved it Joe's trying to explode me what wait you solved it seek the tale of the storm painted on the North Rocks in this hunt for gold raised up ancient bridge between the Peaks something is here read me and it shall appear seek the tail of the storm painted on the North Rocks in this haunt for gold seek the taale of the storm paint on the North Rock in this hunt for golded shining bold all right so we got to go to a North Rock can you say it one more time I didn't understand okay yeah seek the tail of the storm painted on the North Rocks in this hump for gold raced up Lantern shining B wait but m still says read me do I got to read it too oh it's going away I love Bart how do I pick up the lantern I like when uploads a video and he's hit q and then you should have a lantern in your [ __ ] bro yo where's North oh wait where uh it should be bottom right regular Lantern what should we do with it you just turn on you got a map if you could you turn I a got a map baby girl I got to get my compass you wait raise up the raise up lanter shining [ __ ] oh do you need me to read it one more time sneak why did you just [ __ ] sorry bro I'm just on the [ __ ] cuz I'm not good at riddles bro I'm just on the [ __ ] listen to y'all bro I'm not going lie sne just [ __ ] the tail of the storm painted on the North Rocks in this hunt for gold painted on the North Rocks we're in the north I'm holding up a [ __ ] land you guys think we have to be we looking for it chat there's another snake I'm going to kill it tail of the storm pain on the North Rocks I it you know you think they'd be a little bit stronger shining well how high do you think it is going to be on the Rocks I don't know oh right here is that it that paint stor right here follow me there's paint up there there I don't even know where you are oh up here follow me there's pain like way above you guys come on my way follow me I don't think this is North no this side where where the ship is is North what where the ship is north of I'm going to the north side of the of the rock though yo where' you go what do you mean this is the north side like not the north side of the island but the north side of this rock where did you go I ended up falling into the water I did a 360 back flip damn I might return to the ship seek the tail of the storm paint it on the North Rocks in this hunt for gold I found it yo good [ __ ] though for the sub D for the sub yeah they got that chat you should change games I'm I [ __ ] with this game where's it at where's it at this low getting old what is wait the drunken Grave Digger holds Secrets Untold seven dig a fine hole let's do a poll on whether or not people are [ __ ] with this game think it's got find this guy thisy fire yeah no [ __ ] already complaining again yo that's crazy an hour ago everybody's like yo this game is the [ __ ] an hour later there's like those five [ __ ] Chatters that are like I mean some people laugh but it's also [ __ ] an old game you know I'm not expecting everybody to [ __ ] tune into this see if thieves is um does that mean between not like new but it's still fun as [ __ ] I mean it's still popular but you know just um I mean we're probably not going to play whole stream but I play for a little bit longer took my credit BR bro it took me credit J CR thank you maybe just be better at it somebody said I'm vaping to this I I about that skons I get that's not how I sound oh you want to you want to play some tunes bro I was trying to I was trying to remember what I was trying to ask you bro you can't remember what you're going to ask me I was like the whole time I was playing this guitar I was like I got to tell Joe this and I kept forgetting what the [ __ ] it was oh this that c Shanty [ __ ] hard Frey Frey go ahead what the [ __ ] you freestyle this go ahead rap on a SE Shanty you do it you do it you go ahead you're telling me that if I went on Spotify and looked up C Shanty rap I wouldn't find no You' probably find some [ __ ] made by like some dumb ass get over there wow why they got to be dumb like why can't be creative you know I mean because who the [ __ ] is rapping to see shanties talented [ __ ] yo talented ass [ __ ] that's who black Sparrow buddy hey bro spit something in this bro come here bro got go got God damn you swim slow as [ __ ] I got bro I'm heavy this chest heavy bro you right you right me bro bro bro I about take the hit shift key bro or something yeah yo tap to this zy you ready all right hold on hold on wait wait uh okay okay you're on the base Joe all right you ready three two one hit it boys damn damn damn [Music] damn we got to change the tune up okay okay okay ch ch change switch be switch hold up this your ass n Go ahead broit this [ __ ] hard bro it got some some Pace to it yeah let's see it I need a drums give me topic give me topic uh uh uh uh bananas y the monkey dancing though bananas R bananas yo you know what's crazy is I was also going to say bananas dude rocks or like treasure bro type [ __ ] you know what I'm saying okay okay okay you ready swiming yeah we going [Music] nuts ass you should have just looked up you should have just looked up like an underground rap song and just say sorry broor one more try give me one more try yeah yeah apologize to fank give one more fart Frank apologize to him fart Frank bro down down come prank oh my God [ __ ] prank monkey over y oh I fell down where is he I CED this I CED this n you need to how do you change the tune it just changes every time you just got yeah yeah it just Chang automatically go ahead Joe you just stop playing and then restart this is a good one [Music] Joe yeah he po boy Joe you said hold R and I can s prank is off the [ __ ] coaston wa wait stop stop stop stop get monkey andig damn [Music] youuu this is the better beat changing yeah we still alive yeah cuz we not hanging damn the ship right here this [ __ ] real big just like little daddy's meat your aura keep blowing down bro like like like like bro like your your your aura is falling zy okay we going to turn this stuff in or we going to go let's up booty sorry guys my or uh what's my Ora number right now though right now your aura is probably sitting at like a three maximum maximum two so before it was like all right well what's like a base what's like a default Ora went down one one we got get monkey oh bro I heard a gunshot and the monkey scream what the [ __ ] you heard that right the monkey picked up the blunder bus dude Yo Joe did you shoot me in the back of the head I so that's kind of a weird personal attack I feel like wait I got got I got different guns in here what happened you can always get a different gun you can have a pistol or a blunder bus orer what direction do I go in y'all I have no idea wor I got you go straight we're going back to the right Jake and leor for the [ __ ] we're going the wrong way going yeah guys I know [ __ ] put down thees uh in a second when we get our course you can turn the sails down or put them down is there a girl pirates I'm a girl pirate what the what the weak do that [ __ ] now there's a freaking girl on this ship wait there's a woman on this sh what uh we have to decide who the alpha is between all three of us I probably would say it's me but that's probably story it's just actually yo I'm the sail King here there it is there it is okay go a bit to the right wait after we cash this in are we going to go like uh fight some crazy [ __ ] okay that was a question and you said okay uh actually go to the left go to the left we're a huge Rock uh Ione to uh straight out head to the big ship in the sky is for beginners all right hold on straighten out stop listening to them Joe your chat's being silly and dumb and silly where's the big ship in the sky I don't see was there but it went away that's the Dutchman what's that blue thing over there that's me I think I I think that's like a mermaid Beacon or some [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] know man we are going to turn our [ __ ] in that's my dad that's your dad he's like a blue aura in the ocean oh my God that's where Zeus's Aura went sorry I'm I'm sorry we talking about what's going on here what's going on who okay now go right I'm going to go you said go right yeah go bit to the right okay but heading right keep going keep going going all right I'll be back in a second see you later this did not get me close enough yo you want you want the monkey to come with you how do I get back just a merid mermaid comes and saves you a don't a merma I mean no you just got a drone I yo this is mad scary though holy [ __ ] if I was in the ocean like this yo if you don't get scared of there something's wrong with you okay wow it's [ __ ] pitch black yo guys yo guys look at me does this make my no man because you guys look at this look at this guys check me out straight go zeusy bro I'm might make you want the plank bro Joe it's a game yeah I know I'm saying real life that be [ __ ] terrible hold on H sneak bro this something's going to pop up on your screen just vote Yes n come on guys prank I heard him you'll see hold on I prank don't hurt poop fart Frank don't vote don't vote Yes if you hurt poop fart Frank I'm going to no we got here then buddy wait hold on bro how the [ __ ] do you do it I don't know how to do any are you going to try and vote kick him no I was just trying to put him in the [ __ ] brri yeah you can do that bro cuz like like like he's oress right now bro he cannot be up on the ship bro he's going to put us all in danger yeah yeah yeah you're a problem Mister you're really you're really kicking me off come on guys I think you can do it though cuz you're like the captain huh I just go down the bridge I think I'm cool that's all I'm saying sure smile go bit to the left left nothing here but we're at an outpost already take a oh no all right ready going somebody somebody man the anchor anchor I would pull it now I would pull it now I would pull it now I would pull it now uh-oh uhoh wow wow dude that was perfect wow great job no guys that was literally all me do I get plus five AA points BR that was literally on me if you ask for Aura though doesn't that decrease your AA that's what I'm saying like if you're like if after you do something cool you say does that get me more Aura automatically am I a cool kit now guys am I cool kid come on guys I got that got to be at least plus five right guys seriously bro yo bro remember what sneak said earlier when it was like when they try and lean to the cringe it actually just becomes cringe remember that earlier that's kind of what it feels like right now brus two balls dude minus two balls minus two balls I love you that play look down know's I saw one I saw one I saw one I sold another more chest there bro yo we're making M wait didn't you guys get extra chest yeah I I know I grabbed an fuckind it might not be it might not be in that exact uh spot like we did put got it it's in the captain quter chicken nuts can weell can we sell to any store no the same tent that's gold and [ __ ] the guy's like precious gold oh that was trying to BU who do you think has the highest Aura what do you mean Obama out of anyone Obama yeah I feel like I feel like there I feel like if you were in the same town as Obama you would know I think it's go toer get that I think I think it's simply just me Joe oh damn it's you you think you're the highest out of everybody wouldn't saying that you have a high Aura be a pretty aess Behavior though that's what I'm saying sneak [ __ ] exactly why the [ __ ] would I say someone's more AA than me Joe that's so oress what about how how much AA do you think like um has oh [ __ ] hold on let me back right let me back right there now you could answer this in multiple ways way yeah I mean like zero Aura cuz know if you have a lot of Aura you're presuming that people would know you're there but if he hears you say that you know what I'm saying you might die how much that sold for that [ __ ] trash that's just a crime bro that's pretty a bro he like killed my whole family and Sh crazy a is crazy he my family couldn't about it bro my dad like fought for my rights and he got [ __ ] Mur this is like sh customization [ __ ] I couldn't do [ __ ] about it bro bro Ora just keeps dropping at astronomical levels bro have the skull Madam Oprah as that that person name's Madam Oprah like genuinely you car you get a you get a SC you get a scull you get a scull bro I think I just killed Ser fart Frank I was under the water with him too long and he disappeared sir fart Frank I I don't know how we got a fart Frank bro I think I changing bro the goalpost [Music] moves hey yo I'm gonna get me a snack bro I'm not gonna lie I'm about hungry as [ __ ] what you going to grab bro is it crazy that I kind of want some jerky right now some beef jerky yo let me ask you an honest question here and this could ruin some potential Partnerships for people what real beef jerky I don't even know what that is I don't even know what the hell that is I don't know I know what it is but I don't know if it's real we've upset him I've had I've had how do you not know it's like the it's like the biggest brand of beef jerky oh my God you guys don't have big Le bang in your area that's I can't believe this you never seen the Sasquatch commercials bro oh oh yeah well bro sorry I don't know jerky Company by [ __ ] name bro I don't know any jerky compies I just get the one I walked into a store and I looked for the driest piece of jerky I'm like oh [ __ ] as some [ __ ] that looks like it would like like my tongue would like would like absorb it AB the yeah I was going to say the flavor sounds good oh Teriyaki that sounds I was going to say I've only had jerky one time is not the best one that's the only one I've ever had in my life dude getting the one with the the pepper seeds and it's spicy that one's good too that one's really good too kind of a [ __ ] bro like like a mango habanero one you guys are making me hungry that good too yo okay I'm going grab a snack be right back hold on know ethnicity is pretty sure he is Cuban oh he's Cuban yeah yeah yeah hey still here yeah I'm Cuban is that a problem no I love Ro BR that sh you got a you got a little defensive there yo yo yo yo do you think I just [ __ ] speak Spanish cuz my mom's from Cuba is that is that what you're assuming right now speak fluent Spanish has Cuban food bro speak anyway I'm stuck on a screen I can't claim this promotion Elite anyway guys I'm gonna get a snack I'm done talking bro said he speaks fluent Spanish but then doesn't speak Spanish nanitch Italian about you German Joe I am German and Italian I watch German though you got that you got that German jawline I got that German jawline yeah that [ __ ] chiseled I got that I got that chin dude I always think about what my skull is going to look like when I'm dead oh that's just's going to be fire bro that shit's going to be like yo that would be like some it' be like some fake [ __ ] when they like well I mean I'd probably get like creamed low key but like if if I got buried and then I like de and I got decayed and then somebody like dug me up I feel like I would have that head though that they would be like dude this [ __ ] can't be real like this guy's this guy's [ __ ] chin looks weird I'm stuck on this goddamn screen you would look like handsome Squidward I think it's going to look Elite like armor but you actually can't move yeah I was stuck on a screen oh it says you left can I reinvite you probably I had to I had to exit it was just trying to claim promotion it was just frozen loing if I don't have long hair the back of my head looks like a thigh how do I invite you I don't know let's see I just shift tab um if anything I think you might have to be at one of these outposts did you get at the Outpost I was going to say maybe on like a table did you get that invite yeah all right DB yeah I was going to say thoughts and hear me out listening we do um like some scary [ __ ] fight like your Kraken or other players okay and then we hit up the game of life too all right I'll buy that [ __ ] well I need we need a kind of a group vote here I also feel like I should ask my chat too and our exective decision no sne sne is the most adamant streamer to like chat gets no choice oh me too bro I'm just going to do what I want to I [Music] genely you know how many people I [ __ ] yo Chad should we play the game of life too it's like the board game but it's like Monopoly on the computer but the game of life and we play and get jobs like i' be like bro I'm not Joe stop telling me [ __ ] Jesus Christ be my saying yes for this game no a few people are saying no yo Jo I you should play poop fart 45 that I found on Tik Tok the other day Hey Joe instead of that and hear me out here why don't you play poop killer 4 Joe why don't play the game that I watched queso play Yesterday yeah why don't you play why don't you play this game that I really think is fun but in reality is a horrible game to watch and I want you to play it but when you actually play it I'm not going to watch I'm going to tell you I'm bored yeah I'm actually going to not chat and I'm not going to pay attention I'm going to actually walk away I'm going to close our stream hey guys I'm back yo Jo thoughts on running a a scary Mission here and then playing the game of Life 2 what's what's a scary Mission well I mean like fighting other players or some [ __ ] we could just we could just get on the game of life too and like have and like instead of like sinking our ship and dying yeah but it would be funny oh okay yeah we can yeah let's go fight players then guys it's going be hilarious well I mean if we s our ship don't we lose it don't we lose it either way I don't know uh what do you mean like when the say say we all log off and we come back on another day we would have have a different ship well I mean the ship does the ship's kind of the same no matter what yeah but I'm saying there would be the stuff in it would go away what we don't what stuff yeah but like I feel like we're going like we're going to go fight other players just to like die so fast N I think we have a chance bro okay let's do it let's do it let's do it where do we go wait hold up there like a skull or something where like you can like see where you going and [ __ ] like a red skull or some [ __ ] I don't see it right now I don't see [ __ ] what's that what's that little wavy thing in the air yo I looked in Jo's chat and the first time I see is Joe tell JoJo to go fist himself all right sorry somebody actually said that what you do I know I just had too much Aura what you do to them though nothing yo sneak walk huh bro sh [ __ ] to go on fire bro what's going on what's going on down there hold up how do we put it out ow Joe emulated me how do we put it out um I'm going to die I'm with water I can't get in the water I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I died n you're good though got to put out the fire I'm drown you put it out really quick there's water barrels down you want to do it again no I I tried to jump in the ocean and I drowned catch this wait what the [ __ ] is that oh that's you what's an hourglass battle I don't know my chat said an hourglass battle do hourglass PVP do hourglass PVP I think we I think that means we match make like we just run into somebody and fight somebody oh be down to do that on the captain table yeah it's going to be sweaty though it's a one V one against one other ship bet yeah wait who's steering who's steering you [Music] probably is that like the is that the hardest roll cuz we got to be like very quick I think shooting is aren't we going to need we're going to need two cannons guys a sail guy and a Ste yeah so I'll be steer guy and and Ze want to be Canon or not can you want to be a I'm not going to lie after we sail I'm going over to the ship let's do it oh yeah that's also I'm going to I could be I could be like how about we could have somebody that that does go on the other ship but we could have like one right Cannon guy one left Cannon guy and then that right Cannon guy does the sails behind you or you could you do your own sales I'll do my own Sal you do your own s I'll do the one on the right and the Cannons on the right sne could do the left and then the sail the front sail I'll do the middle one and then can run you guys need to some call duty [ __ ] oh we got to vote on it yeah you got to vote is that a good strategy though I want to shoot if if like so like if I say yo we need repairs too oh true what we do what you say Joe we need a repair guy like somebody that just repairs [ __ ] start the how do I vote har says Guardians Of Fortune Guardians Of Fortune yeah oh okay yeah now will they have a better ship than us same ship what was that one sponsor I did what was that other Pirate game you could upgrade your ship in that and just [ __ ] Pummel people damn pay to win the name of the game Skull and Bones oh we got to vote on the map now the Servants of flame can now hunt you I didn't think it was bad you thought it was bad yeah what was the game called I think it had like I think it didn't have like the the gimmicky like funny aspect it was just like a very serious like R&D Pirate game but it is no it wasn't a pirate game it was just a [ __ ] driving simulator ah there was and and and you like crafted and stuff I remember that barely being a pirate is so much more than being on a pirate [ __ ] bro and that's what that game felt like I was just [ __ ] game about chips it was I don't think we got to get queued up yeah I don't we get queued up either I think now PVP just on yeah I think we can just fight people what that wasn't on before Oh my God no it's I don't I don't know I'm confused load your cannons going to say there's no way we just didn't find well Joe okay come over here back come back down in the captain corter no we're not no we're not come back over here come here you vote for battle Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah now we for battle all raise death but you're going to you're going to do this one anchor up Joo who's going to be repairing Su could you do repairs before you go to the other side and then we'll like swap because we're only going to be on if we're fighting one ship then whoever's ship the cannon side is on me or sneak can just continue doing that be a [ __ ] disturber I got you bet so how we how we how we uh do this now we plunder yo run predictions somebody mhm yeah so now Joe turn it to the win so turn to the left that's that's as good as it going to go I don't know what's going to happen don't find anybody for a minute and if you guys find anybody for a minute and a half I'm not there cuz I have to PE a minute and a half two minutes a minute and a half is wild how got be in 15 seconds I could pee pretty quick but I mean he's factoring in the time it takes to go to the bathroom probably are we raising the anchor guys I don't know about I it's piss you have to pee too no I just kind of go pee I I don't really time oh you just pee yeah like what do you like you're saying you you don't get up or no yeah know he has a gamer pan he's a gamer pan you battle was talking about honestly honestly if I have you just get up and leave no I'll say I'm going to take a pass no no no no never mind say you don't inform us that you I think he understand Jo Joe just thinks it's something different than what it is it's no but what are you say I'm scared I'm scared yo that was just like the Pirates of the Caribbean scene oh my God my God we're under this actually [ __ ] sick this is this is kind of sick this is cool wait this is this is a PVP area I think we we fight them underwater thisy I think I think it's loading Us in and then when the battle starts we we emerge this is [ __ ] crazy are we about to hit anything oh I can't walk off the boat yeah no probably is just the Q This is fire yeah is this new yeah I don't remember this when I played last they're saying load the Cannons do we need to load them right now oh [ __ ] we probably do you think oh my God we think we have to like be make sure you have ammo in your gun too and food the Cannons are loaded pretty much yeah I'm going to aim them more directionally you're doing left side right oh we go well let's hope Zeus's back I'm here I had to [ __ ] untie my [ __ ] pirate belt and [ __ ] to piece all right yeah bro bro had a whole underdress under his pants type [ __ ] bro he had to take off his bles take off his corset epic battle music that's going to start playing if not we play we play our own yeah there there's battle music somebody said as a nerd in this game you're not winning uh all right thanks loser what the what the flag yo that's crazy how kid I asked for your opinion though um as a pirate as the chat loser I will say the battle in what the f holy sh okay okay I have right s they're Straight Ahead yeah turn turn turn uh Sals are straight ahead move them straight ahead ahead Straight Ahead yep oops all right we're good get ready to fire yeah where are they where are they oh [ __ ] left fire fire oh my God it's that as myre froze the second I hit us my game froze my sh lag like [ __ ] bro wait do we have to turn around yeah hold on hold on hold on hold I was just checking on on theair oh oh there's one on there's one on the second floor I got it all right boys boys boys uh bring us right I'm going bring us right I'm going bring us right do we need to move the sails uh not at the moment no make sure to reload the cannon balls where are they they're at the bottom 180 all right I see them on starbard or starport or Port I don't [ __ ] know what it's called right they're right I'm going bring us around this rocket and then and then get ready to hit him okay okay yeah Ram them how far do these cannon balls go y should I try Ram them for real I'm [ __ ] if you R getting that [ __ ] bro okay it goes pretty [ __ ] far so do I what are you doing wait no get that stop it dude I you got to are you going to get in it yeah I'm going to board their [ __ ] they're saying lift to the front sail Joe stop reading your chat you got to stop reading chat bro whipping us around bro whipping us with with the Harpoon you're too busy on the Wikipedia to play oh I'm about to [ __ ] aim this [ __ ] perfectly yo you have to you have to lead it you have to lead it no nice ni good shot here I go I missed you miss you miss you miss you miss you miss we're hit we're hit we're hit twice going on fix it I make it all hold up hold up hold up we got to fix it fix it fix it fix it bro I got shot they're trying to shoot me on the ground they're trying to Cannon where are they where are they where are they I don't see oh they're behind they're behind they're behind they're chasing us to left I'm to left there's another one they're hitting our [ __ ] ship left and right we're getting [ __ ] Wom youing beer Take Me Away noer M that was terrible the bottom of the ship be fling I'm loading another Cannon shoot it shoot it shoot it [ __ ] the bottom of the ship be fling Joe I need you to aim me okay Joe I need you to aim me ready yes wait yep oh that d That's a dart oh [ __ ] I bounced off the sail are you [ __ ] serious Joe that was a dart though that was like Target I ricocheted off their dud we can't hit them bro they have the [ __ ] they have the angle on us I know they do they do trying shoot they're trying to Harpoon they're trying to Haroon he jumped in jumped in he jumped in the the water we got we got we got we got we got to turn you going to turn no yeah turn turn turn hold on guys hold on I'm reloading the Cannons right now we are we are at like a full turn right now yeah they right on they're on our asses I'm going to try and turn right I'm going to try and just like get them Yo yo we might got to drop anchor bro and like can somebody help me pil the water out of here I agree I think you should I think you should a worm drop anchor hey sne drop anchor bro let's try and PIV it on the ass us from behind all right all right someone's got to immediately start raising anchor though yeah I'll I'll raise it I'll raise it we got to raise it together shoot Sho ra ra raise raise shoot shoot shoot raise the [ __ ] thing oh my God that was a good pivot great pivot help me raise help me raise help me raise help me raise I need help raising it got oh my God we just [ __ ] I got you I got you I got you I got you they just got absolutely shot up oh blowing our [ __ ] up they're blowing our [ __ ] up all right we got it we got it we got it we got it oh they're [ __ ] they're destroying our [ __ ] holy [ __ ] we're getting hit in the ass we're getting hit in the ass we got we got to go repair we got to go repair we got to go repair make repairs make repairs make repairs where's the ammo I'm ready to Pivot again if we have I'm patching oh oh my God he shot right through the patch he shot right through the patch should we drop it again it's getting it's getting deep it's getting deep it's getting deep there somebody with us here it's bad right now now well guys um I would probably pivot again I don't know we need to get this water out first aggressive pivot aggressive pivot I'm one hit by the way trying to read a quest start patching I'm scooping water all right we're good BR Jesus D all right we're going to good spot apologies to get that up I'm going in yeah I'm this the best time to board them probably yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm I'm it I missed how am I missing onwi my pistol how I miss so bad oh I just overshot the [ __ ] out of that no do I still have to swim to a [ __ ] mermaid on board's on board on board oh my God that [ __ ] is so far away they're [ __ ] us guys hold up I'm getting on boat I'm getting on boat I'm dead oh that was a bad play we should not have tried to do that we should have brought a bomb too to throw it on it I have one I just hit the side I keep like ricochetting one of them I have more bombs I need to get ammo bro he's built like poop de Joe where am I going dude I'm lost w Wait did we not anchor after we anchored bro uh we no somebody on me left somebody on me left somebody on me left somebody on me left stop doing your whatever you're doing I'm dead I'm dead dad trying to make I'm coming back I'm coming back I'm coming back I'm coming back they're just blowing our [ __ ] up yeah I'm they're like lowkey missing now oh my chat saying I got to load these Fireballs load the Fireballs so we have to SN sh right y okay anchor up um I'm on repairs I'm on repairs right now hold up dud they are destroying our we're getting [ __ ] oh my Lord I'm just jumping on their [ __ ] boat dude oh my God we just oh my God did that not start a fire what mermaid save me they they're they're on our boat they're on our boat CH that was bad I got killed his he's dead he's dead nice nice W the orange one's the fire bomb Oh my God [ __ ] in the fan dude oh my God just [ __ ] them up boys I one I sniped one I didn't know they made it easier to on fire boats on fire boats on fire I had no idea they made it easier to do PVP that's so awesome it is yo we need help we need help here on bottom com I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming sinking kind of I'll pale you repair am I doing I'm empty I'm emping wait we can empty into all right where are they this water bucket you can pour water in I'm pouring it in I'm pouring water in I didn't know shooting yes it's a thing I'm doing it where where's my [ __ ] where's my wood am I doing that wrong C TW my Dr down here we anchored again bro are we anchored yeah we're anchored I think yeah we need to get anchor anchor raise anchor they're going to [ __ ] us up yeah they're [ __ ] us up oh my God so bad right now so bad right now I'm getting in the cannon oh that is what they did dude yo they are [ __ ] building us right now bro oh my God and none of our [ __ ] is [ __ ] angled for them I tolerate it uh-oh uh-oh guys we got to scoop we got to scoop I'm coming I'm coming we got to scoop real bad how bad is it oh it's bad oh it's bad it's bad bad have a bottom FL are people patching I can start patching lock boys it looks like we're going toes Locker making repairs all right I'm going to steer I'm going to steer I'm going to steer should I like R for a minute steer us away so we can recuperate reload and then attack them yeah yeah get us out of there so we can so we can recover a bit we got to like I'm staring away Canon balls oh that was probably one of the one of the chest we more these yeah no we have a lot I'm going to start loading some of them I'm going to load scatter if you guys board if you guys board their ship it's really good to like lower their anchor yeah I went on there and I killed two of them that's what one of them oh and P their anchor or we're leaving the battle balance apparently okay bab I'm turning uhoh uhoh guys guys I'm turning we got Dr we got Dr we got Dr drop an drop an drop looking bad it's looking really bad no no drop an we wh around around it LIF LIF LIF uhoh uhoh everything's getting gray no we're still good Mr Stark I don't feel so good can this [ __ ] lift faster bro okay all right we should be good the only problem is now we're going against some win so we're going to be mad SL we're going really [ __ ] slow now do we lower do we uh put go uh turn them all way to the left probably that's probably our best our best option our sales guys coming back is coming back guys they're in front of us we're going to we're going to we're going to past them yep on the on the left side y I'm going to try and kill them dude I'm going to try to chain them up oh yeah harpooning shot [ __ ] we just scraped the [ __ ] out of their boat on fire hit one of them hit one of them hit one of them oh my freaking God I'm scared I'm lowering anchor I lower their anchor I lower their anchor we need repairs I'm on boat I'm on their boat yo uh we got to repair my I'm eating a pork chop I need food I'm eating a poror chob we got to make repairs I'm eating a pork chop B oh my God our our shit's on fire all right it's not on fire anymore they're turning back around boys uh it is still a little on fire is it yeah the second half I got it okay than you they're shooting us wait is someone on the ship oh no they're shooting us I just sped the hell how did they just [ __ ] kill me somebody on the ship yeah I was going to say I feel like I was getting hit from behind Get Ready Get Ready they're coming this might be the final battle I'm Reviving you Joe Bro oh my God this is God you not bro I I have cannonballs my inventory dude I I don't know how much I have to lead these [ __ ] sniper shots oh that makes sense I saw the bag um should we raise anchor I don't know I think we should yes bro these are [ __ ] [ __ ] out of us I'm on the [ __ ] I'm about drop an I'm about drop the Anor all no we got good Cannon we got good cannon fire here guys make repairs someone make repairs make I'm going I'm I'm going to repair I'm going to I got so many is so it is so deep down here just you got Dude is coming in I don't have one yo it is coming in hot it is at the top we dead we're dead it's over got it's over we dude we did lost over l a dude I was like 30 holes in the bottom I said Sushi I should have help him Sushi what the heck oh I think you should help you bro I want to do it again I want to do it again that was awesome that was fun I like that do it again do it again do it again do it again do it again do it again I'm kind ready for Life bro done stressful yeah I was I was so stress I was so [ __ ] confused I was feeling it that was fun that was a long battle bro it was bro if it like if it like I don't know like the part that kind of took me out of it was when I realized that like the win does matter I thought it was always at the back of our sales so it didn't really matter guys no we're floating you guys no we're in David Jones we're really sinking bro what the f yeah we dead like genuinely we dead as [ __ ] D my life I never bought it Game of Life 2 okay you guys want to take a quick stretch break yeah that was fun that was fun it's been a it's been a jolly good time guys apprciate you guys I appreciate you guys company guys you said what luy I appreciate you guys man you're yeah you're a great guy bro game Game of Life of life I am back oh I already have it very cool welcome back Joe wait you have what game of life too Game of Life have you played it once yeah I've played it before is it good uh it's fun I yeah you know like it's the game of life like you know cool dude my [ __ ] Bandana's getting all [ __ ] up should I still wear this outfit for the [ __ ] game of life I'm goingon to change you're G to change yeah kind of cringe Joe we're playing the game of life kind of cringe we're GNA play a board game and maybe what if you get the pirate role right yep yeah bro right yeah what if you become a pirate in this game chat we're going to play the game of life too which is like a board game game it's going to be fun as hell one I'm buying the game right now 1249 yeah bro I can't afford that what the [ __ ] youy me please can you please if I I requested as a gift dude I have a lot of friends that'll do that and I don't judge them but I'm also like bro you're not GNA play the game because it's $10 can you please buy for me bro godd damn wait is G $ yeah my get1 how bad's my hair my discord's covering it oh jeez J Dude W wav spinning waves are spinning yo it's bad bro like yo come look at my [ __ ] hair damn nah that [ __ ] was worse when I hair bro it's like all [ __ ] up dude got waves man I might wear a [ __ ] hat with the dag back on yeah I might bro I might take the I might take the shirt off and get the [ __ ] rag on bro it's going to look like a thug bro rag on no shirt you got a gold chain on why is this game so [ __ ] loud bro my God it's funny CU my game is I don't have any audio on mine my [ __ ] is blasting bro this happy ass [ __ ] Family Music I feel like I'm about to walk into a happy family home oh cuz I muted it yeah I must have been drunk as [ __ ] pissed about these songs bro [ __ ] was [ __ ] I feel like I was about to walk into the Brady Bunch house all right be back one second y'all I'm back I'm still wearing this bandana though bro yeah Rock do rag Joe that's L the reason why why I got dreads bro I L I just shake my head and everything goes back to normal yeah Joe get dreads get dreads my brother let me get dreads bro you you'll be fire at dreads bro I would look I would look fire with dreads mhm MH I don't think n that should be terrible that should be my chat said I'm balding I ain't balding [ __ ] you start bding you gonna you gonna shave it or you what you gonna do you gonna try to a buzz I'm gonna get a fade Buzz not some people Tred to save it and it look [ __ ] looks terrible I ain't gon to fade it and I ain't doing all that [ __ ] going to Turkey for [ __ ] her implants you know if you want to do that that's your [ __ ] I'm I'm just be bald bro somebody daisy showcase oh my God I got to get my dog hold up uh Wilford and zerod for the sub Optimus for the three actually Spider-Man is the most Aura prop for the three uh the question your ship mask gives a skull worth 50k Optimus for three Caesar is the most or parish for the sub it's Aaron leor for the sub Brody for the three all right yo Chad C me down I gotta go get my dog hold up I should have played a song on I got a new permanent half my skeleton bro it's a [ __ ] W yo Joo you here I think JoJo dead I think everybody's dead yo I'm back hey welcome back I had to get my dog somebody your Dean Daisy showcase I love Daisy man yo what are we doing this summer Joe you know maybe crack I don't know we got to go I feel like we got to go to the beach or some [ __ ] one day we can go to the Seaside Heights or some [ __ ] bro yeah maybe get a Airbnb together snuggle up you know I'm with it bro I'm with it yo JoJo you flying to New Jersey pull up on me yeah we gonna We got we run an Airbnb snuggle up bro oh wait oh wait you trying to get Airbnb when I when I slide I heard Airbnb and snuggle up what's going on me and Joe hour and a half drive from each other we F to pull up this on each other the summary yeah get airbn I'm going be in a jersey for a week you're going to be in Jersey for a week this wait actually win yeah like like New York or Jersey I Haven decided we but like I'm trying to just because I got hella of friends out there so I'm just I'm look like a newor yeah you know people out here hey yeah hell of people out here York brother yeah like um but Joe I'm mainly going out there because I want to stream with you buddy yo we could do like a [ __ ] like a [ __ ] IRL [ __ ] stream an IRL [ __ ] stream I mean like do that [ __ ] IRL [ __ ] I IRL [ __ ] Ian we can do IRL [ __ ] together on stream is what I meant but I'll take an IRL sh hey sneak you're invited bro come to yeah tell me when I'll go I can see Skyline from like right around the corner mil bro that's great bro slid oh I already could tell this game's going to be a Vibe bro the music is just bumping I turned it off bro yo are you high yeah I'm high as yeah I'm E I might eat another piece how long ago did I eat at probably a while ago like an hour ago a big ass probably like like a five did somebody invite me yeah I can see I can see it a little bit Joe looking at you I can see a little bit see what you been drinking right I what you sipping on vodka oh yeah bro I got a beat box man I'm drinking these 5% trul like a real grown man what are these I'm unlocking dude I'm drinking 16% vbuck like a [ __ ] apparently I I want a [ __ ] bro I'm creating a [Music] game damn they got different Maps bro should I buy a different map B dude yeah bro buy wait wait if you buy map then we got to buy the map too no I think I only got to buy it but I don't know what map like should we just play the OG dude we were we were driving like we we went out of town for a wedding and we were driving back and we stopped in Memphis and I got like literally the best Guinness cor of my entire life at the place we stopped e like now the fo was like perfectly even and [ __ ] yeah hold on I'll send it really quick you you took a picture of it no I took a picture of it I was amazed it was amazing I had really dude I actually think I have a PO I have a picture of a Guinness por that I had too I've never ordered Guinness on the way out this thing dude look at that thing it's that's actually perfect it was Immaculate oh both of mine are when I was drinking it bro [ __ ] hey hey hey you know what that's a good [ __ ] Guinness you guys are older than the age of 2 insane Guinness poor I could not believe it you were you did you thank them did you like shake the bartend I sat there for like 10 minutes not touching it looking at it looking at smiling the amount of for a Guinness and it comes with like no head I'm like you [ __ ] [ __ ] yo bro that dude sne was like sir let me shake your head please that's fine bro I'm not never had beer before Oh I love beer I'm not much of a beer guy but like get you got to get into beer and I have the exact beer preferences it's it's very funny what's the best light beer I mean is it an IPA or just a regular beer IPA the best IPA the best IPA is I would say mango cart n IPA the best IPA is I would say it classifies as an IPA mango cart is not an IPA I would say mango carts and IPA I'm go there's no way mango cart IPA that's a Budweiser product uh yeah had mango cart is the flavors are mled with the mango coming through his Peach without knowing it's a mango IPA I wouldn't have guessed disgusting bro ipas are disgusting I don't care no but ipas are disgusting because every IPA you've ever drank is 7% it tastes like [ __ ] horse piss tastes like in between to yes if you have like a four or five% I mean okay regardless mango cart's really good Miller lightling Yingling fire with if you're going to have a dinner and I'm having one beer at a dinner I'm getting a Yingling yeah agree hard agree yeah Yingling from tap is from tap I would not get a bottled beer at dinner I'm getting Modell I only big wave in the summer is really Goodell big wave is fire I said I like getting cocktails at dinner me too I I'll I'll end the night off with the the old espresso Martini you know do that shit's good as [ __ ] yo B Goodman thank you for the 20 gifted Subs bro one of my favorite drinks to eat got thank for the [ __ ] 20 GI what's a band we were playing a pirate game my hair is [ __ ] up did you make this [ __ ] Lobby or am I just going to sit here and listen to this yo I thought we were having a [ __ ] conversation God damn I thought we were having a [ __ ] conversation I want a game to pretend I care about I'm here for the clout leave me alone I don't want to you I'm only here to play the game with Victor how do I oh I just oh wait no I don't have the all right don't show Discord I'm sending you the private uh Victor you're send me your privates what the f oh my God my [ __ ] oh my almost just said that [ __ ] yo B all Goodman though thank you for the [ __ ] 20 Subs appreciate the [ __ ] Subs oh my God can you tell Joe to unb Meo bro it's the most annoying [ __ ] ever bro can was racist in his chat you ask I'm not asking anything bro no I find it funny as when whenever bans somebody in his chat he just bans them in mine whenever they say something racist [ __ ] I just go over and B it and then they'll set an unbaned request be like dude what I do like 80% come from Joe's yeah and I'm a mod he'll be like dude I I didn't do anything in your chat and he's like fine in my chat I go over Zeus's chat just says the NW says the N word hard R I'm like they think they're slick too because they'll say it like why you ra me B thank you for the [ __ ] 50 subs and I catch it and they think they're low oh like when the chat's flying by they try to like s they they they'll squeeze yo thank you for the [ __ ] 50 subs thank you for the [ __ ] 50 Subs you [ __ ] go all Goodman [ __ ] they're like yo yo yo you're like joart XXL I'm like all good [ __ ] bro and then he says what the sigma and everybody and then everybody leaves yeah they all they all leave because they tell me to do something and I say [ __ ] you and then they're like oh this guy's mean even though I'm just being sassy and then they they just leave when sne is just watching a video of paint dry and chat's just like this isn't entertaining you're going to say I'm watching videos I hate being a react Andy I'm like the least react Andy yeah I slow down not saying bro I hate reacting and [ __ ] I was going to say I slow down why not do that I started gaming a lot more because I got bored of reaction I game I game more than I react I react two days a week I don't even react reactions bro I love just yapping about videos schedule yeah I'm not going to lie yeah I got a schedule I got my whole talking you know what I mean what you say what I said I'm not going to lie some inspiration from you like just H talking in chat like you know what I mean yeah bro I to watch it I'm like no let's just talk about random [ __ ] for hour I'll [ __ ] with that bro I [ __ ] with that genu that's called the podcast guys yeah pretty much wait is this go first Pi me go XXL baby little Daddy with a brown car hey juy bro hey ju bro suck my dick how about that oh I do I'm going hey bro hold on little oh you got be an a you going to be a video blogger video blogger yo dude that's what that's what you do now that's what that's literally what you are wait why would you pick that because bro it's realistic it's game a [ __ ] life Joe yeah but you could have made like 20,000 [ __ ] life Joe yeah Joe but he wouldn't have hated himself real bro I chose a i watch a game stream sh I got what I'm sorry what what yo zi bro are you good bro I'm good I'm good that's my fault bro my f my bad bro you going through something over here bro yeah bring see what sneak does bro career oh my video there's no [ __ ] way popar W [ __ ] career choice pop star makes 30k year yeah I'm going to be a [ __ ] po [ __ ] SoundCloud rapper I'm just going to get on the mic and screamy oh [ __ ] sorry thought I was spe a I missed it spe get oh no yo you made mad money there yeah dollar dollar laser tag battle all players spin yo 200k for first place bro since you're a pop star yeah you know you got the money get the guitar lessons for $100,000 play laser tag though that's true got prog you got to progress your career my brother yo laser bro why would you not pick laser tag he picked it he picked [ __ ] learn the guitar does that actually do anything for you Joe does that do anything for you though yeah I can go on the college quad and I could play wonder wall [ __ ] yeah it's Joe Bart so maybe you're going to be the one that me wait so did you did you guys both go career yeah you didn't go College I'm going to go College yeah I think I'm going to go college graduated from college [ __ ] think I'm G to go College here I'm get my yeah I'm G to get a philosopy degree yeah he graduated last week bro thinks he's cool bro did you see Joe did you see that Tik Tok What of when you graduated that [ __ ] Joe paid me let's go job gives you a lucky number when you spin yours blah BL blah okay so I don't have a job yet you guys have money though but I'm about to make bread here y congrat congratulations we graduated chat yo I can't believe we made it here bro and they said we never could but we did holy [ __ ] A robotics engineer 110 tax is crazy bro what the [ __ ] 90% tax [ __ ] what's going on here [ __ ] that's what I'm saying bro like what how do you [ __ ] spin this just Joe you got to put a little mustard in that and spin a [ __ ] week action higher education bowling duel bowling duel yeah I think I'm I think I'm going to Du little daddy you're on my dick bro you have the most money don't have enough money to get if you lose I would be careful [ __ ] dick that's above average that's above average the [ __ ] a immediately there it is thanks for the [ __ ] 100K [ __ ] bro what the [ __ ] is get off my dick bro get off my 150k and I'm in college 150k yeah I'm different I got a scooter what can I say why are you on a scooter what the I'm Different what can I say I'm different fck I'm athlete for 70k 60k though 70k I'm in the I'm in the [ __ ] League why am I making 7 I'm an athlete no you're like a pro pickle ball player one bro yeah I'm a pro bowler bro yeah I play in the pickle ball major I'm a pro you got you GNA spin yeah let me get this money yeah action space laser tag the neighbor lawn what does that do though watching Joe watch Joi Joe is talking about North Korea damn we got to go far yeah yeah the game of life is a pretty big Journey Joe yeah well I mean I already just gradu College in one spin about where I am right now what is that fate oh [ __ ] bro give me give me bab R red oh he got a baby congratulations congratulations get a cat bro yo congratulations bro oh my God I got ayy got a cat bro yo congrats BR what are you going to name it what are you going to name it like in real life Joe Game of Life you got name Micha name like Michael well don't you could live any life here bro you're trying to just live your life here but but but I want to live my life you want to live your life in the game of life I like my life the G for the sub line for the sub oh bro WR the old brisk three actually you know what the only other one I want to like what if I named it Irvin is that a cool name I chill stream vvin Irvin what does the [ __ ] books do oh oh oh uh you got to get the most of those at the end and then you win you went to College the book just random money those three things those three icons by your character those are like separate things and if you have the most you get a crown and then you want all the crowns in end so you get one Crown per thing and then the amount of whoever has the most money gets a crown Joe spin the goddamn thing what the [ __ ] is Dam bro I swear to God I only you did all of that just to get a [ __ ] one good what is Camp Under the Stars you get a little heart emoji I'mma Camp Under the Stars bro wow by yourself yeah bro just me you know me and nature just vibing me and nature you just press space to spin bro I ain't know that no roll 10 yo isn't it bad to roll a high number in this game though like you want to try and get as many activity points as possible yes or no I guess it depends cuz if you go faster than get Mone you lesser you get the money and you have the Lesser chance of landing on [ __ ] well you don't get more money if you land if you go faster well look at the dollars on the Y what I'm saying is there's those salary dollars and people can go for you and take I'm going to progress my career oh and then and then I'm going to get married once I'm once I'm in the league like you know [Music] securely wait so now I can't get my salary there yeah see 100K no I think we all get that s once the Memphis Grizzlies pick me up chat do we do we get all of those there or no do you think we all get that I'm pretty sure I think we all get them like I mean I've played life and whenever you pass it you make money damn oh thanks bonus bro you got to pay him hey day all right um as a video blogger I think I'm going to get married that way I can milk the inevitable divorce so I'm going to just go that [Laughter] way there we go yeah like a sad cry your videos how' you find my 10e plan get a gigantic $100,000 TV yeah you ain't going to get your [ __ ] back yeah roll him a one yeah congratulations a nine bro congratulations yeah yeah good [ __ ] 10 [ __ ] yeah give my [ __ ] money back that's close to a 10 congrats to little daddy hey I only got 50K to be fair the name the name L daddy does sound like a YouTuber what kind of does bro it does jo24 bro you went to college bro oh I paid myself let's go oh like making money off the rolls stop marriage J oh did that count nope bro what is getting mared you got to put your [ __ ] tricep in it bro to 10 cas we stop meage what is the what the [ __ ] is the one right the third one no going to lady going to bro what are you doing that's my lady is the third one just like a gender neutral option I think so maybe yeah so maybe that's my wife [Music] oo oh you're playing here wait we have to all buy we have to give you money oh 20,000 each of you thank you I'm about to be I'm about to be homeless dude am I still in college debt that I wor about that 100K oh I already paid the realistic College number I a spin again four whoa four oh I'm landing on orange I got a house that's great news man I'm lifing so hard yo congrats dude I'm Place Joe you buy that home you buy that for Manch no why do you want you want a family home you know you just family respect that let's [ __ ] go sneak going dead I like to see baby I don't need that money the IRS is after me it's it's hold the crown until the end of WI a score bonus how how they going to get you if they don't know where you are yeah I'm going off the oh so if you're the top on either one I'm going off the gritty yo you're in debt um don't care one of his songs need don't care Bank Lo care [ __ ] one of his songs to pop BR got no money watch this it's called the mortgage it's called the mortgage this roll me a 10 a seven Lu money yeah 120k salary y'all peep that yeah we all get the money yeah okay I'mma stay cars at being I'm going be a lone wolf here I'mma play the play that everybody else didn't do [Music] for he's so different even though Zeus's right there and did the same thing learn video editing go to a concert bro go to concert go to a Coplay concert bro in the Vegas 100K to go to a like to see baby bro I went to Taylor Swift yeah give me that Crown give me that Crown Swift wait wait why is not live you didn't want to go live for the sub yeah I'm I'm over there now actually he B to roll one bro [ __ ] spin no I'm getting seven one [ __ ] you that's a seven if you turn it around and you land on that oh you don't get an extra for landing on it right wow oh no it's actually we're like four spins away I you guys but I'm rich how much money you got Jesus Christ Joe what the [ __ ] why' you went to a sneak dude if I had a concert and I was charging $100,000 per ticket that would be [ __ ] awesome you got [ __ ] money my boy thanks I love you are there concerts with expensive [ __ ] a [ __ ] husband tickets are like hundreds of dollars now just got married [ __ ] million view video right there bro minimum bro why is the dog in the front because because because before I'm a husband to my husband I'm a I'm I'm a father first my my baby all right bro put his husband in the back seat um I don't have any money to give you as a gift uh oh now you do 20 grand what the sigma what the sigma hell yeah we uh hold can I hold the band I'm a professional B you hard B I'm a bow bro one I got a one dude how old are you right now I just turned 22 like turn2 like two months ago get a job yeah I graduated I freaking did it I we did it who's going to get I've got my marketing degree you got your marketing degree oh my God you could be a robotics engineer like me app developer app developer for sure bro yeah I've developed an app why is an app developer two and a salary or a robotics engineer 10 it's just it's just your number bro it's just random random number not everything has a deep meaning double loan let's go W Lan W Lan damn bro you're getting a lot older I remember when you were younger but you could say that about [ __ ] anybody everybody's aged the same amount of time in the last two years as I have get a baby get a baby what come more bro please nah get an investment bro come bro I'm not going to lie bro yo listen listen listen go Investments all right all all family does is hold you [ __ ] back Trust my husband hate him I can't wait to it's been like a day yeah yeah bro a day too [ __ ] long Joe day too [ __ ] long you about to get a house with him too who the [ __ ] is Joe huh oh wait no that's sne you're going to sell your home what the [ __ ] made money bought it you bought it for 400k didn't you yeah he got a 98k Prof up as [ __ ] I respect that hey sne sne remember I let you hold a ban bro remember that back then bro me a year ago 10 five is that me just gave myself money easy one two three four five career job change get new job to test your luck I'm get a new job [ __ ] I'mma spin that wheel can I also have a $112,000 promotion that'd be pretty sweet bro lost $40,000 on his on his on his [ __ ] salary wait bro I'm already out bro you can't do that bro you got to do fil bro bro downgraded Mar now my lucky number is 10 absolute 10 nobody's going to spend that [ __ ] I lost 40K on my job there that's what you get bro but they always tell you to switch jobs taking a raise don't make [Music] sense a VR [Music] Museum yeah definitely I'm definitely y me I'm I'm more creative than you bro you don't want to do this bro you see you see our pirate office today bro I'm a film director now come on bro you see our you're going to get a three five you're going to get a three buddy [Music] [ __ ] there it is why is Joe wearing that we played a pirates game and uh my hair's all mad I'm I go last I got to PE bro yo yesterday yeah guys I don't see a problem with the referees betting on Gamester officiating I think I think it's fine yesterday I think nothing weird is happening with this I think it's I think it's fine me person I think it makes sense to B referee you have the information I I definitely don't think there's been historically more inaccurate refereeing in in baseball recently at all I think it's just a coincidence guys it has nothing to do with the complete ravenous amount of betting advertisements and promotions that we've had on Sports recently in America how do they actually regulate whether or not you bet or not if you're a rat uh that's the thing is they don't well they don't but I'm saying like even if they did couldn't you just like tell your friend who you're going to say you're going to put your money on or like two to put money on yep exactly but guys the wests wouldn't Li about it they would be honest but the the Ws they wouldn't [ __ ] do that that would be mean that would that would that would that would be weird they have integrity exactly I was five and I switched jobs oh yeah uh I'm going to get a drink right right back yeah want to eat plant a garden bro o i can plant a [Music] garden road trip 100K how much dead are you in right now can you see that 100, I'm chilling yo I spin a [ __ ] 10 here how do I pay that back do I pay it back at the End chat one [Music] one uh-oh what mean dud not the red not the red not the the red 100 ooh ooh bro if only I was a streamer I wouldn't have any taxes dude yeah only had an esor Joe if only had an escorp in Delaware if only I bought art for a cheap amount and then appraised it for a very high amount and then don't ated it as a tax right off if only you bought a house and went into a $100,000 debt and then made $200,000 profit Jo that would guys I want to grow my family or an invest in the future yo zeusy zeusy do you want to buy an art piece of mine and then get it a for 10xx value and then donate it for free tax write off yeah sure I'll do it is that do people actually do that though I feel like that'd be easy to catch cuz I know that's like a fraud like rich thing what is it where like there it rich people in the past have like bought art pieces gotten them appraised For Hire donated them and then just rote off like a million dollar piece that they only paid 100K for oh yeah yo sneak yeah no that's like my best method right there bro sneak two days ago bro JoJo will do it to the point where like he gets fun back you had a what had a six leg parlay sports betting right and five legs hit the last last one missed by one point he had 14 how how much would you have won I don't know what [ __ ] put I put up 20 points oh so basically I put up $20 and I would have won $600 if the score Point wow damn what a dick you should you should you should yell at him on Twitter bro you have the most happiness yeah nuh-uh nuh-uh Joe who cares about being happy bro I need to get my happiness up I got I hold no records right now you're broke buddy who cares about being happy [ __ ] poor yeah my chat saying I need lead at the end of the bonus bro wouldn't did Deb just for a smile on his face you don't understand zeusy that that that cont just saved my [ __ ] marriage all [Music] right just did yeah you don't get it you don't get it I thought you hated your husband bro you going to make it work I did hate my husband but after that concert after all the easy we took he's a different man than you now okay I respect you appreciate him [ __ ] man Chef has tax rate of 90k what the [ __ ] what the flip what the [ __ ] well I wanted to be a chef when I was a little baby like there you go he spins again he rolls a three three ooh just avoiding the tax man yo du yo duel me leave me alone oh there's no D you'll get a better job get a master no Ola Salud Bueno dude has six knowledge in this [ __ ] that's on seen I've got an insane amount of wrinkles in my head right now I'm wrinkly I'm like this like the skin of a retirement home man n you're kidding me oh dude zeusy already has [ __ ] $610,000 what can I say I'm a [ __ ] I'm about my money bro yeah but does he owe $100,000 to the bank I don't think so I think I'm going to invest into the future okay yeah you catch up to me for sure yo can we start [Music] a Jo Bart's going to MOG my bank account y get married second chance get married Joe your first flame was like no Joe marry man marry a man Jo you want to let's go let's go W let's go w w homo marriage yo getting married and here it is on black yep oh I guess thank you thank you what present is $20,000 what am I sending you on a [ __ ] Beach vacation all expenses paid with [ __ ] helicopter land [ __ ] royal family bro you're just helping me out man you know houses are expensive these days I don't home yet I would love 20 grand from you I got married 2 years ago and I would a very pous wedding gift if you wanted I didn't know you then though that would just be like that' be rude to give you my [ __ ] money back buddy that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up Joe you won't even give me a wedding gick you give my [ __ ] money back Hey Joe Joe can you pay my [Music] carote you like 180k for me that costume crazy the [ __ ] judges off back hey Jojo how's it going man it's getting a little tense over there I'm still so far back though I got you what's your car I got you bro what is it what kind of car you driving I want take aone bro I'm you know like I'mma work it off you know what I'm saying I got you bro if you need it man I wait wait how you mean money you don't need know that he farts on the mic you a [ __ ] liar bro you don't need know that bro I don't got to tell you how make money he farts on the mic dude like why would you you know what Lucy bro you one of those bro that like whip a doll in my face you got know as long as I'm giving you money why matter he's on only shits yeah I'm on [ __ ] I'm on [ __ ] i' be doing for money man i' be dooing for money I be doing for money money for me oh yo sneak what the [ __ ] bro hey dude you landed on it not me that's true [ __ ] my fault bro you baby you got to get a cat come on bro you got to get a cat you know what guys I think I think we're going to adopt you guys adopted what's your name yeah I think we're going to back from the hospital her name is Gracie react also we're doing an extra upload on YouTube today after her parents died in a car accident and she like like flew out you know what I mean the middle somebody caught her cuz she someone got her she got like squeez in between the seat you know what I'm saying it was crazy [ __ ] you know so I'm going take her home thank you for that bro thank you for that I appreciate that you're welcome I appreciate that 50k I needed it yeah man not a problem yeah you got a higher salary Than Me Now oh do you want to talk about it yo duel me though oh my God please board game battle bro renovate my house I sold it 200 first dude rting your house in this economy yeah I don't think so he renovates his house he's playing like so I renovate my house I don't even [ __ ] have so cringe I can't hear you I'm too busy winning renting a house bro you're in debt I I literally have the money to pay it off I'm just but you haven't Joe I'm taking my credit score so when I start paying it back they're going to be like damn this guy's paying off credit and then I have a good I'll do the laser tag battle I'm playing checkers well I'm playing chess I mean and I got an eight you know that's not a that's not a bad number that's a solid number it's been the highest number Uno drawing every C the highest number 10o that's light work for me n you roll a seven I'm at least in third I'm making a profit today I'm going to make 200k here it is daddy about to roll a three sneak about to roll a two oh [ __ ] who just farted Let It Go rapped watch this I get it too that definitely doesn't count put some B in it please bro easy [ __ ] dollar dude easy [ __ ] y you like half spend it [ __ ] three times where are we 200k Mr be it's just free yeah it's just Mr Beast money you just get it Mr beats Mr Roy for the three new be are firewor can I cop One X merch.com Myck I got [ __ ] over here you might be paying taxes dude's life in one step at a time no I'm gonna get a new job I already know it no you're having a kid I'm a single father right now I'm going get Luna really doesn't have the capability to take care of a child I wanted a cat bro I want a Scottish F cat too bad you have a pH now bro I don't want a dog bro dog M hard to take care of dude my dog my dog had a vet appointment today she weighs 136 lbs Dam I know a big dog what the fu and the vet tag like grabbed her and I was like be careful she's kind of like a bulldozer cuz she's like big and doesn't know so she's just runs through everything wait what kind of dog do you have a k Coro she's a she's a Pyrenees Anatolian mix yeah I know what that is so German it's a Shepherd it's a shepherd and it's two big farm dogs basically but I'm going to adopt the game [ __ ] you I was like be careful cuz she's just going to start going and you know she's giant she was like okay I'll be careful and like the door closed as she was like holding on for no and they came back another woman came in holding her and she was like yeah I have horses at home so when I saw them struggling I was like let me see it oh thank you bro thank you for oh yeah no problem Joe you know I've been see watch M I've been watching your I feel bad I don't know who Carson is who's y I heard you playing risky risky you got go you gotta go risky no I don't got to go risky at all I wasn't sneak oh [ __ ] you gotta go risky for money buddy now for 50k buddy yeah no problem I have it back tell that I have an Anan too they're so cute the money I gave both of you and loyal for all right I'm not going to tell him that you also have an anat he doesn't know who you are I'm going to do that sorry if that came off as rude I'm just not I don't I'm not going to get into what my chat does to their chat where they're like hey tell Joe blank oh oh an astronomer makes 200k kind of nuts and there's some money in front of me oh it's my turn did you guys stop drinking when we finish e these uh I ate that edible but I might grab another drink going yeah I'm still going brother I gra a second one to see these brother I'm finished my third truly you online hey bro I be drinking like so what you got like five% yeah you know I'm saying I've been been I want to get but you know what I'm saying I graduated again I my [ __ ] master's degree I'm I'm a [ __ ] genius dude I'll be an astronomer as well I don't care that's crazy how you're going to lose your job here and give me that 10 and give me that 10 thank you taking a lot of money here who copies me yep almost at a mill once again I'm pionering the industry and people are taking my credit this is crazy you know uh I'll a backyard barbecue let's go even though I don't have a home pulling up my brother s that's okay I renovated my nothing as well give me holiday okay I take that bro I think I'm dumb I have one book I have one book in yeah but you got a lot of money You' got one book and it's how to read money and I'm stupid I'm rich and I'm dumb that's that's pretty that's pretty accurate yeah I need to get my education up bro I can't be sitting here being dumb bro yeah I need that bro me and my dog chef wow I thought I was a professional athlete what happened you you got on the I for too long teams don't want you anymore like what stimulated in dude thanks oh my God move bro that's so nice of you I spent $150 to go to college like come on man oh my God oh my God and you picked the worst job for taxes bro you have lost a qu million dollar in one round you lost a quar mill in one round Reon bro you're almost at the end whoever you lost 100 to college and you just paid 100 to taxes like bro what the [ __ ] that's wild yo Jo Jo you're up oh [ __ ] yeah that's what it is Ken yeah bro stimulated staring at a wall right now God damn it bro brother [ __ ] do bro you know what though you got so much happiness in your life you're going You're Going the online course come with me my brother we out yeah come with me my brother we out and now you get a good you're going to get a good ass job here got mying H be how does an astronomer make more than a brain surgeon yeah see planets and [ __ ] oh my God everybody's copying everybody's to be become an astronomer and all everybody this happens all the [ __ ] time I play a game all a sudden I'm GNA play this game today guys fine yeah I've done that so many times on stream I've seen you something I just do it too you yeah when I see sneak sag on Cult of the Lamb I just immediately go you know I'm GNA play might fall tomorrow yo sneak sneak I'm going to play C of the Lamb on Saturday it's good I recommend it he learns another language yo he's about to be top on the on the leaderboard of love and education no yeah you're holding it right now but you're I I think you're actually tied yeah but you're TI sing you're spping I can't hear you and you're almost at the end of the game but he's at the finish line and he has to pay taxes the f oh no crazy that's [ __ ] up fued up nuts bro why milon thanks thanks bro thanks bro yeah well you're about to be done the game anyway what I'll take that stop I think going to go the risky way I I can't hear you Joe's yapping I got a five and I get myself a bonus that means I'm going to land on a perfect [ __ ] spot 1 2 three four [Music] noan for the five gifted bro thank you for the five gied [ __ ] that you were playing Fallout 4 [ __ ] Lo it new job new job get raise 220k oh never mind I think 2K ra get that raise I don't know I don't know what other jobs they have that pay more thank you for the five gifteds no at 10 baby so I get my own my own bonus yep F bro BR go no that's actually good you roll a one though part of a 10 part of a 10 yeah sneak is about to be watching the next four turns H daddy oh [ __ ] y you every single time you give me money bro every round yeah days how the [ __ ] game works bro my dog that's that is that is life I wake up I have four bank statements of my money leaving me so fun yep he rolls a five too [ __ ] man I'm about to be right I don't got no [ __ ] money yeah but you're going to risk it here bro it's going to be taxis on some [ __ ] [ __ ] Bro oh my damn 1 15 15K have no money dude has dude has zero money zero money in [ __ ] two Lo zero money God damn it man a a well there you go well now you have some I'm helping glad did that [ __ ] too [ __ ] yeah first player to reach retirement you get more money for that that's 250k is crazy what pension or bucket list tired and angry bro oh my God that may be that made be a goosebumps you huming like that D you turn Jo on no bro he turned on got Goosebump he bricked I didn't mean that leave me alone bro why' you get bricked after that Joe a damn it nothing nothing yikes uh it's ja bot's turn here and what are you a golf announcer what's happening it's it's Wily Jo yeah give me that I'll take that it's freaking Jo gtic think going to play Bingo up another video so you're not going to get gigantic sung take that Crown give me that Crown he's freaking yelling at the mic I don't have any Crown bro I'm freaking upset I'm going to com bro just got a lot of money somebody said this is so joeore what yeah I don't know bro that's heard I mean that's not a bad thing you're getting stuff Joe oh my God cart race cart race cart race you can get 200k you're going to get you're going to get anywhere between 30k and 60 yeah and I hope you instead of hanging out with the boys that's thank you for the five gifted Subs boys got thank you for the five GI sble nib I appreciate the sub I was gonna uh do that until Joe said it yeah you going to roll red though n that's light work give me that black hey thanks little he got no crowns Budd he got two education it's okay I'm dumb but I'm two education three heart dude that's my [ __ ] life dude got no love in him I got I'm I'm done but I'm pretty happy that's it's chill you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying sneak yeah that's the that's the best way to live I don't think too hard he rolls a t no yes yes thank you thank you play the lottery that L I would love a lottery where you just win something regardless let's [ __ ] go 8K well I mean there are lotteries like that but then you just win like aent yeah you miss like you you win like nothing bad yes sir oh wait you get it when it's your turn you just going to keep spinning well you yeah I could have done that or money yeah I thought you only got to spin one more time uh let me know when you're towards the end of your vbuck uh I'm like halfway through right now I just been sipping bro get rip a shot already going to liquor that's crazy a [ __ ] let me spin this I think I got to start doing camine soon if I get another one bro I'm going to literally go back yeah I'm not going to lie bro I'm [ __ ] twisted right now bro yeah I'm twisted drinking those Twisted te's no bro I'm drinking beat boxes bro y snibble thank you for [ __ ] five gifted Subs again appreciate the subs thank thank you for six trules to get drunk is is very inefficient TR truly to get drunk bro I like a Dy like a darty drink like you're in the I get like full before I get drunk you know what I mean it's very annoying yeah that's why I hate those those bro well it's cuz it's carbonated you get all gassy and [ __ ] don't judge me I would say I get gassy I would say I'm don't judge me only 100 calories just dude just drink like vodka water dude vodka wat yeah you vodka water gen I've had that genuinely genely had that I've genuinely had that it's not a lime it's it's pretty good just vodka and water water dilutes the vodka and the lime slices through the Vodka taste how much lime a smidge you don't have to do a ton like one like a slice of a lime or like depends on if you like a you can do either it depends on if you want to taste the Vodka not I feel like that just sounds bad why not just get a VOD Katana because want carbonation are we going out in Philly at least once to Summer Jo I hate Philly bro I got I don't be Ste there anymore I don't be stepping there anymore n they're they're they're they're not they're not helping me out in Philly last time I was in Philly I got rofi I remember you told me about that you told me about that I remember last time is there a place me to crash if I do get somewhere down there uh yeah I mean we figure it out 150k that's all I need shoes planing keep uh I'm going to go here hopefully get a maybe a I'm hearing I'm hearing a Content trip content trip black yes skin me red a yo Joo are you going to g con no how come uh when is it wait wait wait wait are you asking me or Joe you JoJo you did say Jojo and then Joe responded like wait wait you going a dream cont n [ __ ] no how come bro was a double no either way br br br bro I've been there three years in there like three I I didn't see you last time I don't know like I you were there bro I'm Jo's a home body now he ain't getting out yeah bro I'm was there I got a million dollars you got you got a D [ __ ] no I'm be there bro you big I went in a row bro shout out drink con I I would be sing my ass home this year bro I'm not going out that hot ass Sun you you're like a 2our driver Vicon VidCon VidCon 2our no bro or like I would I would go to twitchcon for sure I'm going to twitchcon for sure I do want to go to twitchcon that does sound fun I just been like I don't know to I'll be atcon and twitchcon con's cool I just been there three four years in a row like where is it next year it's in San Diego I've been to four twitchcon they're all fire this twitchcon yeah this Twitch con's in San Diego San Diego talking about the EU one that one's in roterdam but it's like the same week as I don't want to do both yeah I'm not going to the eu1 BR they overlap they overlap so if I were to go to to be I was going to have to I was going to have to go for VidCon for two days fly on the Third Day land on the last day of twitchcon or like as twitchcon starts or something I can't remember so I basically have to half ass both conventions and I was just like hell no uh we could do some [ __ ] for ton I'm going for sure go to San Diego I'm playing to I usually San Diego is the best place they've done I love San Diego Vegas was ridiculously bad I hated it it was the high score I didn't go last year it was it was a lot it was overwhelm I just took money bro that's all cuz I knew I wasn't going to make I wasn't does that mean you won no I lost I don't have any hearts and [ __ ] I was sad and I was sad and dumb bro [ __ ] bro sad and dumb oh my God I'm winning oh my God I'm winning oh my God I'm winning no you're not oh my God I'm winning no you're not not yet oh no no but he has Deb bro yo take out the loan take out the loan the loan's going to come and clutch damn damn no no [ __ ] bro I didn't even break 1 th000 points bro yo good game bro good game yo I'm lifing this is where we got to line up like we're on a soccer team go good game good game good game slap or no ass slap no ass slap I came in third oh my God it's sorry bro damn I got a master's degree my first we all got a master's degree Zusi was an athlete with half of an education and I was dumb I was Dumb and unhappy bro that's fair Jesus yeah but you came in third he's a bench player yeah bro I'll be happy to be a Ben play in NBA EAS me too dude I would gladly take that [ __ ] have you seen dude like like baseball players who like are catchers in The Dugout make stupid money just to sit there and help pitchers warm up they make like eight mil I know it's nuts I'd be a Dugout catcher I'd just hang out easily easily bro I'll be a [ __ ] ball boy they make like 300K that shit's crazy like make 300K yeah and you get a jersey with just your first name so you'd be walking around and you just have Bill on your shirt instead of your name Tyler it depends what Tyler the ball boy boy so they don't even know who you are yeah those jobs are all nepotism though there's no way that like some random kids like can I have balls for the Cardinals and they're like yeah okay it's like it's like the owner's kid he's like you need a job [Music] anyway are we doing or are we call there I'm I'm probably going to be on like another four hours where I'm chilling going to be on for another four hours I'm kind of just going bro I have nothing to do with my life today nothing to do with my life today G be chill at at least you're honest yo you know what you should do you know what you should do your mom got him what myom you should uh you should do like uh you should do a stream and bro hear me out this is kind of a new idea mhm you should like um play Elden ring until you beat it and you don't end stream until you beat it see the thing with that is bro it won't be that long because I beat elen ring like eight times no thank you for the five gifted Subs wait and you keep all your [ __ ] how long do you think it would take you to be elen rang with all your [ __ ] if I use my main account that I have like like 3 hours 3 hours and you beat the whole game if I just rush through every boss yeah like three or four hours so like it's not even hard anymore I uh I actually had to do something like it for twitch Rivals there was a twitch Rivals Elden ring where it was like one Elden ring professional with three like non and I was one of the obviously nonprofessionals but I had played and we just like did what he told us we should do and we like ran through bosses like like nothing like butter it was crazy fun we played a quad mod no no no it was like we each had an individual playthrough and then it was like the first people to kill Melania get a certain amount of points or whatever but then how do you how do you help the only Annoying part was that they were like well you can summon Circle each other in like you can help each other so you were battling together yeah it was like teams of four and then there would be points for progression through the game and then we would we did a PVP event too which was awesome it was actually very fun why are you wearing a dag like the first part of the day was like you did like the game and there was certain specific tasks they were like do this and my hair got all [ __ ] up so I just kept it on the only Annoying part was that like we had to do a ton of like off camera work they were like okay next thing next day is this and then they wouldn't like they we didn't have like saves already given like they were just like okay if you like you can get there but you don't have to but also if you don't everybody else is and you're not going to get any points in front of you yeah it's kind of that sort of like damn okay whatever I'm going have to talk to you off stream about life all right very very curious have questions someone Jesus man all right no ask someone who's like you know successful in the you know in the in the in the industry he better to ask him some questions I wouldn't call myself how much money your successful gosh dude I don't know recently $5 I just watch it leave man that's I wake up and it's it's leaving I'm like okay that's fun start my how much money are you willing to donate to me if you if I needed depends on what you needed it for say he just wants like a new I'm getting a phone call from my wife I need a car all right Joe he's he's he's on a phone I need you now Joe I need a car you need a car yeah I'm getting Tesla 32k you're going to you're going to buy $32,000 Tesla no you're going to buy for me what I'm saying oh I'm buying you a Tesla yeah you're my dog right I congratulated you on your [ __ ] graduation bro you congratulated me like five days after so I still congratulated you what the [ __ ] so so because you say good job for one of his accomplishments he now has to buy you a [ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ] yes what kind of friend are you bro nah that's [ __ ] up if iy bro what happed like today has been a really tough day for your aura and your reputation I'm losing more points yeah bro I is going more downhill bro every time I talk [ __ ] points deducted bro yo nerdy for the five my dad passed away four months ago red man I'm sorry to hear that yes man but they agreeing with me uh I just turned 16 yesterday your streams help me a lot I've been reading studying philosophy your streams and YouTube videos help me with this uh in my life thank you man I mean I'm glad I'm able to help man but I'm sorry you're going through that I the morning process hasn't been too hard uh and I'm sorry for um your loss and your family's lost as well CNY for the sub bro I would love a nice Korean dog they look aite bro I never had it before I want to try it so bad the Korean Donuts you what I'm talking about the ones that like like [ __ ] look like Kean Rings Kore Donuts yeah never never seen those in my entire life yo bro I'm going to yo I'm going to find someone mhm I can make you like a twitch widget of like Aura and I'm and delete the screen turn up and down yeah and like every five minutes you're CH going to vot on your AA level go up and down my chat does that half the time and then I have to figure out what they're minusing I'm going tank that [ __ ] on purpose bro what I'm been doing all day all right hold up yo chat we're going to call this here I might stay on call with them for a little bit I'm going to raid zeusy uh but I have to take a piss upload on YouTube and I'm going to eat some [ __ ] I hope you guys had fun watching I had a fun time streaming I might stay on call with a little but you know we're going to call that there xation Point Discord join the Discord video most of the videos that watch games I play so if you have any videos you want me to watch gam you want me to play send those there I know it's not a 4 Hour stream but it almost is uh tomorrow will probably be a full three and a half or 4 Hour stream uh we're going to be doing reacts uh we got a lot of [ __ ] videos we're going to be reacting to we might do the bug review as well uh or we might do that Sunday I might move the bug review to Sunday but I don't know 100% we'll probably do it tomorrow uh at like the last third of stream so we'll probably do like two two and a half hours of reacts and then the bug review but hope you guys had fun watching had a fun time streaming uh join the Discord video gam shab I find most of the videos I watch games that I play outside of that I'm going to upload on YouTube right when end tomorrow's reacts at 4:30 uh or 4 maybe uh Saturday I'm going to be live at noon Saturday Sunday and Monday I will be live at noon because it's Memorial Day weekend so I'm going to be live early every day um like even earlier than a normal weekend I'm going to be doing um Saturday Sim day uh or not Saturday Sunday Saturday VR Sunday's reacts Monday is a Sim day uh Tuesday we're going to be also live I'll be live at like 4:30 then though we're going to be doing uh reacts and some horror games Wednesday is going to be the multivers twitch Rivals next Thursday is going to be fortnite in the new fortnite season uh next Friday's reacts uh next Saturday is going to be switch games in the wheel driving Sims and then next Sunday is reacts early and then I'm gone from the 3rd to the 8th of June but yeah then we'll be back we grinding content go watch the Youtube video I'm done streaming and I will catch you then we're raidy and I will see yall soon go watch the Youtube video and I will catch youall later we are going to raid in 5 4 3 2 1 goodbye chat go watch the Youtube video |
e QTC party QTC party QT party QTC shame QTC shame QTC shame QTC party ploop ew e e e ploop e e e e e e e e ploop e e e e sub with twitch Prime QTC kiss e ploop e e e goo I'm just here for rest drops we know for e bloop ploop e for for hello chat good morning good morning is everyone going to get their skin today is everybody G to be okay and get their skin I freaking hope so I will never play R that's not helpful actual last day actual last one everybody is everybody ready I'm at 1% please Don in I will say big shout out to my normal followers and my normal Subs you guys have been so patient um and chill and funny um um just need xcc skin well you can get it here baby boy um you guys are also funny because I know I can I see the names I recognize the names it's like the die hards that are in chat you guys are like the ones that watch me play league um it is not over yet but it has been very cool um to see you guys here so thank you and then all of the um people that have the tab closed or they are talking Russian thanks yeah and any Russ fans have actually been participating and had fun that are new here I hope you stick around any Russian fans that are new here I also hope you stick around being friend the five gifted okay here's the plan today thank you for being a friend I got a f message thank you for being a friend I miss Cinderella had one choice oh my God it's right there but she only chose one of happen one was host [Music] Pete hello hi Pete hi been loving the rust streams watched too many hours long rzy thank you for the prime chat give Pat give give give piz chat cookies and all the Russians in chat don't call them slurs labell thank you for the prime Chelsey thank you for the 13 months Rizzy thank you for the prime kaser cookies thank you for the six months gri thank you for the year Frankie thank you for the two months itac thank you for the sub Dodie to thank you for the nine Andis spin thank you for the Prime russle thank you for the six uh uh Jus thank you for the gifted that's very nice chai step gal thank you for the brand new sub uh djy thank you for the two cinnamon Sheba thank you for the four thank you guys what are we playing what do you think we're playing King Viper think for 18 um I feel like I haven't grinded a game like this since like our our journey to gold like years ago like the amount that I've just been waking up and logging on has been a little miserable I'll be honest um but I feel really really really really bad um if people don't get their skin I don't know why it's like eating me alive I had a dream last night this is so weird I had a dream last night that my brother called me Gabby thank you for the prime Dr L Cat s for the four months I had a dream last night that my brother called me and was like Blair you have to go online I'm at 95% and I was like oh no I like woke I shot up at 7: a.m. and I was like oh God my brother spoke Russian and he called me a sler I was like what what's happening um and then I went fact bad can you hear my voice my voice is [ __ ] I don't know what's going on probably very close to the top most streamed hours I feel bad I feel it's like a lot I don't know why it's a lot of responsibility but I don't want anyone to be sad that they didn't get my stupid little skin anyway here's a plan for today lwig liked my tweet please stream I'm at 27% what do you think I'm doing where are you and I'm so sorry um chill trust the people that actually play rust got your skin already less than three this is the plan for today Chatters I am playing rust until 3:30 hard out at 3:30 I have to end I have to film a Tik Tok for a sponsor from 3:30 to 4:00 I have to go back live at 4:00 and we're playing parkitect with our sponsor milk from 4: to 6 at 6:00 I'm going to end I'm going to take a 3-hour break I'm going to be back at 9:00 for more rust I'm going to end rust at hopefully around 1:00 a.m. I'm going to sleep for 6 hours I'm going to go back live at 700 a.m. for the for for the finale of rust maybe 8:00 a.m. Jello shut up that's my mood right now okay shut up I feel really bad for the EU frogs I feel really bad I'm canceling Pilates tomorrow okay texting my Pilates person right now I have to cancel cuz Pilates is at 11: but rest ends at noon does anyone have my Pilot's number EU frog here thanks a [Music] lot so you take time off next week to recover right uh we're going to take Saturday well it's also my birthday next week I haven't done like a birthday stream in years should I do a birthday stream we could just make a cake I suppose [Music] yes okay Jello come up with the plan for the birthday stream Jillian thank you for the gifted Subs 07 gamer Bond thank you for the prime okay he's going to work on it um I'm going to take Saturday Sunday Monday off well I have to film fear and and wine about it so I guess they're off um and then I don't know from there I'll plan I am also taking the 7th through the 9th off to go celebrate my birthday I'm going to a spa it's going to be awesome it's going to be awesome I'm turning 30 chat I have to retire sorry when is your birthday it's on the six no don't turn 25 again finally an old head shub shut up um but I'm definitely well I also have to do a speedr running thing on Sunday so I guess I'm just taking Saturday off I'm so tired I'm so tired all the time my head hurts so bad do you have friends that want to come to your party no Jello I don't this is going what was I doing oh I was canceling Pilates but I am going to end as soon as it ends tomorrow get the yarn together for your birthday and try cake slices from various bakeries Jello write that down oh yeah maybe Nai will come guys my head actually hurts wait Pilates I can't find my Pilates teacher to cancel cuz I know if I liter if I log off at 10:30 to go to pilates at 11:00 everyone's going to lose their goddamn mind but at least if I stream until noon everyone will be like got it she tried hey so sorry I need to cancel tomorrow unless there is a later session option if not no biggy I will be there all right we've done it sorry I'm going to be busy building bombs okay all right okay holy all right we might switch to the other chair my back is starting to hurt my head hurts late night's going to be back in June okay all right here we go good morning oh hey boys more like it pirate stop getting mad at the ads Fanta thank you for gifting a sub hi idiot oh only one person said hi to me oh miss said hi to me okay what do I have in here what the hell I don't have [ __ ] is the T-man here I want to scrap guys this is what we're doing today we are getting a helicopter can I eat my muffin L we got me L got me this little almond flow muffin [Music] chat what if we just sit here and start at each other I don't like that don't like that one bit why is everyone on my team dying what's happening that was scary guys we're going to finish this we're going to finish this muffin and then we're going to play the game okay I'm tired all right one more bite you've probably answered this but have you enjoyed your time in rest yeah rest is fun as long as you have friends I probably had the most fun with like like um Sam and Caroline was pretty fun I had fun with Mundo and myth I think they've been really nice and helpful and my team is fun meno sorry meno meno meno meno meno meno meno meno oh he's calling Mundo my brain is so fried I thought I broke my audio last night and I sent Nico the most like message I was like my audio is not working I'm mad I'm sad I don't want to fix it good night Norah had to fix it the morning this morning can we get a lore update last night was kind of like a bunch of nothing it was just Miz fighting us that was kind of it I did Kill Cano though cuz he was a perb and handcuffed me and stole my clothes QTC very Wicked nandre kept dying to land man's outside of our base okay all right you now have a boat hell yeah do you watch the clip of you inside with Tina no no I'm sure we'll have lots of clips to watch next next week all right okay here we go what is this this is cool I'll go up here no the train my [Music] train oh ow come back train wait I need a ride please get skill woman what is this how do I get this stupid thing off press Mouse three oops where am I bloop yay oh I passed the train track how did I walk over the train track wow look at the Sunrise can this St stop giving me little tutorials [ __ ] these binoculars already did let's go double what we have real quick chat I know we only have three scrap but let's double it just real quick and then double that and then double that and then double that and then double that and then double that and then double that and then double that rain who's on it hey hi what are you doing I'm hi in oh from who should I whisper cuz I agroed the thing and I don't want to die you aggroed what thing so I have to wait 5 minutes a when you shoot and you enter safe yeah yeah I have to wait oh that's sucks well I love the chain so I was just stopping by and saying hello to her she's beautiful she is she's very beautiful all right see you in there y see you soon I love my trains s i again how whoa Max okay dude I again let's see I want oh maybe I am just a washed up G bro this is I won again let's go [ __ ] all bud hit five I think a five too add more scrap you don't have enough for the minimum all right we're going to double it real quick and then we're going to come back wait let me in feel in a five please maybe 10 as well though if I lose here I'm 10 and 20 is a scam all right here we go [Applause] maybe we should just be gambling on one and threes to be honest nope I did a five so yeah I did one five five five no it's one it's one [ __ ] kidding me bro Angel are you winning staying the same out of money that's a bad start that a bad start that's a bad start that's a bad start is there a Gamba train available so I can just take that give watch out no no Gamba train guys that Gambit train was the coolest thing I've ever found yeah if you weren't here yesterday I I had a there was a train with a compartment that had uh gambling in it it was so cool oh is this just an empty one that I have to push God damn it all right what where did all my fuel go they stole it damn it hos okay just enough space I'm free I'm free good luck thank you all right no damn it that was enough oh the track thing is all the way up there crap okay get all the way up there no ow all right this what we're going to do going to steal her train oh it's one of the big ones God damn it chat what if we went around and got as many trains as we could and made the longest train would that be fun that would be awesome we need more fuel need more fuel need more fuel oh I love a good day on the train tell everybody I'm on my way with goods and good places to see SK ahead M and there's no else i' rather be I also kind of want to come take this I want to get one of these crates cuz I don't know how often people actually go after but sometimes they're just sitting there you know and it seems kind of chill right now maybe I can get it you know we just go by now you have a train it's going to be a we don't really Venture on the inner very often this is kind of cool we usually are on the out Outer yeah we're going to be busy today we're going to be busy we're going to collect all the trains we're going to um get a helicopter for which we're going to need lots of money oh sh [ __ ] oh oh god oh Jesus oh that's no good oh no oh boy okay all right okay all right wait I don't collect stuff with that huh that's all I have oh that's what's this train I haven't seen one like this have I new specimen unlocked hello holy someone's already here aren't they act cool act cool act cool and collected cool and col andol and colol and col no damn it don't take my stuff please for hate when that happens what's this see any horses you're going to die to radiation crap surely there's clothes in here a I get it they just didn't want me to have their treasure I get it I thought it was just crazy perfect timing I was excited I was excited okay I was a little excited I should have just asked for tell everybody I'm on my way it was a fun adventure though we had to try it yoink yoink hello hi my bad my badell my you know me it's okay I just thought I was like well no one else what it's just sitting here no one else is going for it you know I thought well look look at look at this treasure apparently you're still going for it it's good though it's great yeah uh I put I traded our guns but uh all the rest of your stuff's on you oh okay that I appreciate that it's on your body okay thank you all right well good luck okay bye bye [ __ ] liar [ __ ] liar no guys it's on my body in there it's on my body in there on my body in there and he gave me mushies that's kind of nice that's nice he gave me mushies damn I really thought I was on one I really thought I was going to get that just really thought there was a chance you know that no one else cared about the crates anymore but he took my nice gun which is kind of sad for me I'll be honest with you guys a little devastated about that devast wait I like this gun don't I wait don't I prefer this gun wait wait this is a win wait we're on the up and up okay when does the helicopter bring another one can we just wait here for it there's one at the train yard I could ride there on a train chat I could go in through there and just stay on my train should we do it let's do it oh my God we're crazy if we go in with a train that changes everything you know I don't know if I have enough um that be ticking wait I don't have anything to kill you chicken down chicken down uh just his just his head yeah but be nice after and give stuff back okay new train I don't see him just wondering oh crap we're not going to have enough fuel um well let's start our journey and see how far we go okay so I've got oh my God wait this gets complicated we've never been over here we're going go under here we go in a tunnel and we've got to hold right and then we go to military tunnels do that um or I go straight up I don't know wait okay so if I go straight we go through this tunnel up through here okay that's what we want to do all right just straight back great there we go way how I would have gone yeah I did all right whoa so many trains can't wait to collect these later this going to be huge for me so far it's all been trained listen when we find a balloon you know the game's going to change let me up come on wait did I just did I just combin it was it uncombined okay all right here we go going to go right up through here we cruising okay everything looks got one okay going up nice I swear if the same guys here he's just farming these crates oh yeah cuz this one's gone there was all right we should pull right up God damn it how did you do that you're so fast oh it's you why didn't you take the train hi the train yeah like now no no no get here you oh we've been here oh how long have you been here for like 15 minutes oh my God 15 minutes oh boy one of these days I'll get one of these boxes you wanted the crate huh yeah all I want is a crate in my life you need to be in good time yeah I'm not good at it you don't have a gun I got a gun have aun I just want [Music] money it's okay broke myself I have six scrap all I can you don't have anything else thank you for that wait wait wait you want this wow yeah that's nice thank you did you come here alone welcome no my friend ran off oh okay we didn't know how many you were all right QTC spin QTC spin nope nope not about that life nope chicken thank you for the 14 all right chat well back to the original plans not getting any [ __ ] crates I don't have a pro on my side God damn it I know no stop it stop hitting him oh God it's dark yeah I just need enough fuel to get home I don't know oh it's broken God damn it train why' you have to break in not much that's wait oh no I all right let's see how much gas can I move Mic closer yes I can oh frick H my all right we'll walk fine we'll [ __ ] walk Trisha do you still want 500 scrap for my oh nope I got his head already thank you okay no worries [ __ ] cue how do you have sending cave but your chat's barely moving um because a lot of people are here not talking they're just farming the rest drop God damn it chat oh I'm so far away all right I can give you scrap though if you need it I'm down to pay 200 scrap per head if you want the [ __ ] huh I'm going to need this to make fuel give me a little piggy give me a piggy oh [ __ ] for imagine if we control the railways yeah I wouldn't be walking I'd be out there thriving I love you no you don't you don't even go here you don't even go here that a horse what's your team up to I don't know fighting and [ __ ] I'm are any skulls with me will you finish it takes two with Caroline yeah at some point been a little busy this week not sure if you noticed you have a zombie no how did people get zombies I missed that what do you think about rust so far I've played rust before actually rust is the first a lot of people don't know this back in 200 19 rust is the only game that I tried on stream besides um uh League um because I had a friend that wanted to play Rust and so I bought it um um and and I tried it on stream forever ago 2019 and then there was a big server in 2021 that I played on and then there's this server so this isn't like my first time playing R it's still like AAR rning curve every time you get into it I swear um this is the first time I had trains which I really like that I like the trains a lot man when is xqc going to be live you get his skin for me if you watch here I believe right too hot too hot hot hotot so many rest drops now go Maddie she's got rest drops go Maddie she's got rest drops yeah we get to on the server yeah good idea has anyone on the server got a submarine yet I don't think so thank you for the two months what the hell happened here I only have five fi though so I'm not going to get there I'll do it though W oh wait I have more fuel than I thought I had the boats are fast oh we just need a helicopter that's all we need we're going to get it today chat we're going to get it ready okay that didn't take much at all all right I haven't been home all day let's see what the base looks like does anyone remember the code wait I was here I forgot what's this for I want a parachute hi oh oh oh wow we're up here huh holy QT is my favorite set 17K Andy thank you thank you oh hi oh hey I just wanted to parachute I've never done it here I go oh okay there she goes whoa W this awesome [Music] yes [ __ ] chat let's go parachute out of an air balloon we've never done that before I took the quick a more painful rout oh you fell down H Abed like a pro right right right oh my God yeah I haven't got two broken legs chat don't say nice St 1K it's not me that got the 17K it's the 17K it's the pixels all right it's the pixels it's not me do I have seeds I always want to plant stuff I never SE where's my house o my house hey hos left the van nice damn it all right let's do some organization my f yes where are my friends what's this what the you think I could sell those that's Connor's what was Connor doing the hell oh there they are my friends hey friends hey friends let's see what they have okay Connor's got some guns he got this crazy thing I don't know what that is all right what do you got Mousie handcuffs she got handcuffs she got the furan gun all right good all right what's in here oh God it's a mess Guys these are comps these are junk oh my oh God we got to do this again are you serious oh Jesus God damn it oh boy guys what the hell why do why are there so many heads in here we can't have this many heads oh boy [ __ ] they don't see the signs why is Connor savings everyone's what is this huh is this a comp wait why don't we have this out there seems good to have bring the turret to chip okay then we have to come back and organize chat I can't live like this I can't live like this chip wait I'm starving chip even here I'll give it to stomper all this hard work just gets erased in a day [Music] there still a half day tomorrow yeah if you call noon half day Stomper dumper dumper dumper over here beo what's up man noo [Music] stomper yes I got something you'll like it really what you got hey thank you where'd you get this from uh I found it cool I'm going to build a base that's okay yep go crazy um don't touch TR to scrap they did great I don't listen guys I never touch other people's scrap except for one time I took some of mousies but if you guys remember last night I put 200 scrap in I said this is my scrap you guys remember that wait what happened with my scrap from Cano yeah mousi was fine with it I'm not taking Connor's [ __ ] I'm going to organize this place Place God damn it whether they like it or not where the new box damn it now he has secret boxes too how am I supposed to sort it oh never mind she just put my code in all right chat we're putting on sorty music that was so loud I'm so sorry time to sword everybody let's go go get your [ __ ] together it's time to sort oh my God they made a mess of everything oh Jesus it's a disaster in here okay close close what [Applause] oh this was the guys they really did something to me this was the med area this is the what happened code leak that's an old code oh yeah oh all open up you're getting raided come on with your hands on your head nandre this is past your bedtime what are you doing not wrong what are you doing I need to get my [ __ ] hey how are you awake I'm so surprised where did you come from well my mom's name is Pam and my father's name is Ken myself what you know I really screwed myself making my m box up in your attic you made a box in our attic yeah where oh right here I got you a ton of [ __ ] oh I've been sorting it I've been working on sorting yeah do whatever you need there's syringes uh what else what I need from here why did I come up here get the band we don't need four of these um Dam it cor we do not need all these stupid hats we can have five of them CU you weren't here last night but somebody from otk put a a bed in the base and kept spawning and trying to steal all the [ __ ] we found the bed in this house or in the in the right outside of it it was behind it were they they came in with the hot air balloon did they get a lot we got them before they got anything nah that's crazy but they might hot air balloon in again right right of course who was it uh uh they have their name starts with a Q Quakes something I don't remember that guy yeah I remember him oh that's a helicopter outside always stresses me out hey what can we get rid of in here this oh boy oh this is come out of here this come out of here this what have with these head bags oh that would have been nice to give to somebody no I don't get why this blueprint isn't learnable get rid of it no one's learned it so we got we're getting rid of it we don't need more of these um oh what do you need a guess code the code I don't get stuck behind this door all the time oh crap I don't remember this one mousy said this one okay bye bye okay this let's be honest we're not going to use that um I figure out what some notes are notes tools you can go in there no human it's so gross why does he have so much human meat you yuck good what's wrong with this guy I'm not even we're not even eating that we're throwing that away [Applause] [Applause] dude I don't even know what these Cod go to anymore these are so old okay all right I'll put the music back on so many clothes okay what's something that's shitty cuz these all seem nice honestly we'll just get rid don't need that I don't need that for [Applause] cutie wow we're getting somewhere we're getting somewhere oh it's done the med one is done someone's knocking how do you guys hear that hello sorry oh hello oh you're good you're good are is there a plans for war tonight since you know tomorrow's kind of the you know um are we are we going with Team Rocket um I haven't heard anything like we should you know yeah we might as well I think it's worth just like spending time making bullets and bombs and [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm organizing all my stuff Team Rocket to get oh that's fair yeah the chest in the compound looks like crap man yeah yeah it's rough not organized at all yeah okay so we're going with Team Rocket though to attack one true Kingdom or a rusty bone I believe we are still allies with Team Rocket um mostly pending if myth is awake um but we don't like the oil rats or otk Rusty bones were chill with okay I think myth is awake I saw him awake earlier should we go talk to him and see what the plan is see what thinking what they're cooking I can't make any plans without Mousie cuz I've went to bed earlier than Mousie last night so I don't know so mousy said uh hold on I'm trying to do math I can't do math man I'm stupid they said they'd be on in 12 to 13 hours about five hours ago so in about seven eight hours yet am I wrong am I stupid can't be right is seems really chill right now it seems like not A lot's going on but it usually picks up in like two to three hours yeah so I think we kind of just wait it out and see what starts happening I was just wondering yeah yeah nothing that I know of makes sense cool all righty so see bye I don't know anything that's cool what all all these freaking heads can I just go sell all these heads to Trisha oh my God what is all right we're getting rid of these photos why do there okay I'm going to put all the extra heads over here I don't know what's going on they're not my heads but I'm going to just put them over there I'm just going to organize them I'm not going to throw the heads away and just clearly there's something going on with these heads all right okay let me go here look okay we have too many of these cards away w wow wow wow what theor [Music] [Music] please don't cry [Music] um happiness where did everything go did I clean out all of these Andre I need another ammo one maybe I'll put clothes up there and I'll do ah bloop oh right all right mutter thank you for the prime why don't you buy the skinned boxes I don't know I know [Music] all right we're going to recycle these fridges cuz we're not using them it I'm just going to add more weapons to this one [ __ ] it don't recycle fridges I don't need them I love those I'm sorry guys what you want me to do with all these fridges you do you you just don't know yet guys the server ends tomorrow it's all erased I'm going to recycle them one more week server has been extended a week drops in tomorrow this is a hot take hot take alert get ready I will be surprised if streamers with the current drops stay live playing rust for another week are you are you saying views matter I'm not saying they don't matter don't worry though I'll be here all week because of [Music] you jeez hit that [ __ ] cutie I couldn't if there was a gun next to my head one second I'm eating my cheese and then we're finishing hey one in chat if you're from Russia wow one Putin number one [Music] please buy the XO boxes on Steam marketplace with the $20 I gave earlier you give me $20 wow thanks wow wow you don't even remember no I'm a millionaire why would I remember 20 bucks check me joking joking joking thank you I I think I have Dono alerts off cuz someone was trolling with them the other week smiley face okay we're throwing away the horse poop i can get gunpowder from these okay okay okay okay not much but yeah is it worth it ready chat all right how do I make a backpack so I can carry more stuff to PF PF [Music] PF of [Music] than God I'm Al you're eyes [Music] [Music] [Music] all right what do I need again to make my [ __ ] um to make these Rockets I need explosives and I need metal pipes gunpowder oh boy we're not even close I have no gunpowder okay so how does this work oh okay cool we have five metal pipes nine metal pipes okay oh frick I have to pee sorry chat all right chat you're in charge chat you're in charge good luck that that okay okay I'm just going to do some extra weapons up here I honestly think the wood from these Gates is better than using them huh okay chat we're going to go recycle a bunch of [ __ ] okay but I I need your guys' help to tell me what like we need need or what's better for scrap cuz I'm trying to buy us a helicopter obviously I'm just going to recycle these even though I think they just give me garbage right please give me Tech trash isn't Tech trash like good I love how this is the one time I ask you guys for back seat and you guys like don't you really only need three of each card Max cards are not recycled wait the cards can't recycle so these are just garbage you can sell the cards at the bandits how much do they pay for them no won't be afraid just as long as you say all right I'm not getting a lot of answers you even need scrap yes I want to buy still here I got scrap 1540 and 80 that's how much they pay for these they get 15 scrap for these wow that's a lot of money someone talking you [ __ ] n Dr yo you're back I got a bunch of scrap what yeah I was just out Hunted um wait almost popped Fooly and foolish but I felt bad you should have done it these boxes I emptied for you I know oh oh my God you're goated with the sauce so they're all your stuff and then um are they t- swifted or what what's the deal are they what what oh these ones this one's um 1989 sorry I thought I gave you these I figured yeah so you can fill this ones this one's kind of my random overflow uh same code and then if you want to sort well a lot of these are full well I'm doing a run right now to help but if you want to sort your stuff into this I'll DM you the codes for these ones these ones are all different but if you ever have like stuff you want all my shit's in this one okay just throw it in there and then then if it's like useful I'll sort it in or whatever yeah yeah yeah um do you need anything like bullets or anything or do you need a better gun I think I'm good on bullets we have a bunch of guns and stuff down you need a flashlight attachment what do you need I said do you need a flashlight attachment do I need one I don't need one this one is let me DM you the code to this one just don't take the any uh rocket launchers or Rockets cuz I still want to research those one rockets and and I need to research this homing missile launcher but everything else is up for grabs for sure all right chat so we're going to take in my backpack this this this [Music] this we'll sell these cards later we're going to go sell the do can I sell the propane tanks or are those used for something are the blades grab the tanks okay we're going to save these propane only gives one scrap really stomper was asking for blades earlier oh okay stomper is good on blades most people just throw out protane tanks okay what about these guys do we need these gears gears are for a lot of things okay sar's body or 15 each SMG body or semi or which one semi should I get rid of should I get rid of these do I need this money feel free to take any of the crafting materials I brought back too okay I'll probably just sort them into these boxes grab 10 leave eight okay okay and then same with these ones leave custom which one's custom I don't know don't listen to him okay I won't smile should I take half of these I'm going to go sell the cards later y'all are throwing really rifle bodies are used for AKs you don't think I have enough here I'll do that this feels good for recycling we'll sell the cards later um nothing in here we want to recycle nothing in here we want to recycle we want to keep the pipes um junk there's a lot to recycle so this all the car parts what is this air balloon armor wait that's huge this this fill your backpack I know I get rid of these doors car parts don't give scrap I know but I might as well recycle them to metal like while I'm there right I don't think we'll use these doors so I might as well okay we're fitted and kitted oh I was going to recycle these [Music] forgot um um um the two armored doors are needed for the tugbo okay I'll keep them okay and then we get the gun powder from these cuz might as well like we need the gunpowder you know little soup s for the 15 throw away the lock and key can you recycle this can you recycle these only gives you wood uh I mean not bad wood is useful right 50 wood not worth it I mean better than throwing it away no am I crazy for that oh we don't need this phone Fuel and blets oh crap yep you're right okay um where did I put my 200 scrap did I put it in here I think I put it in here it's okay I'll put I'll make my own scrap I'll just put it in here for now um I'm just going to get the wood from this cuz why not and then I fuel okay and bullets what kind of gun do I have these type of bullets all right we'll just Swap this out for now hey I can key only a tiny bit of wood better off okay F I mean doesn't matter right now you have 234 cloth on you oh I do random okay we can take one more thing I assume this is a lot of wood worth recycling or no all right hey we're on our way chat what are you doing me yeah what are you up to just doing scrap runs but I was also just I was listening to them fight a little bit the drama drama who's fighting they're having a a pleasant conversation about what yeah sure uh chip don't you [ __ ] dare oh put the [ __ ] down now turet I'm tired of hearing about the damn turrets I'm tired of hearing about these damn [ __ ] turrets I'm putting him up I'm putting him up I'm fine chip put up the turrets okay oh he died I was just wanted to like get a few things done no chip chip chip are you sad chip yep yep yep okay bye chip chip hates me you know why I don't have D who buddy hi Queen cutie [Music] hi why is this box out here I'm going to the recycling plant uh the one at the abandoned uh super I'm trying to um I'm trying to oh my God I'm inside your horse um I'm trying to uh wow oh my uh I want I want to buy a helicopter how close are you uh I have 10 scrap so not very close that did not sound good yeah I need 2,500 all right let's go there okay the route on the way there was uh pretty scrapped because foolish and me young and um we scraping everything damn it but if you have stuff to throw in there yeah I have recycling stuff I got a lot to recycle we'll be there for a little bit [Music] take the train to I have fuel what the hell is this place if the train is still there actually I don't know if the train is even still there oh the train is always here waiting for me you know you say you're autistic all the time but I really didn't know until until I realized how much you love trades and hot air balloons oh this is just a carrier we can't load on that we got to go over here to the engine you know how it is I know and you're the one with the superpowers I'm just you drive I ride don't we have to go reverse though do we take something with us no we don't need that thing a you just flip it over here no where do you think I'm going uh abandoned Supermarket no we're going to gas station okay how long have you been awake I went to bed oh you did I thought you were still going I wanted to to be honest it's weird how quickly FES when we playing this game it's actually kind gross it is an insane time sync I can already tell it's like a game that would be really cool to be really good at do you need more fuel no are we here yeah the people um we're here the people that are good at it it's crazy to just watch them cuz they just watch the rest of us like what the [ __ ] yeah it's like Gods walking amongst children it's kind of bongus we grab this I don't have space yep it's just a spring and stuff but you know might as well fill our pockets if we're going to recycle cutie hello what is this from why do I have a soding kit hey get out of there I'm adding this stuff for e w s that's sad take forever I think we'll walk away with like 500 scrap though that's kind of good for guess CL I was going to take forever I'm just adding my stacks in here hi Moto Kai so scared of someone coming hi Nez remember stuff in the backpack oh I know oh I know we're cruising think for the Nora Nora um could you do me a favor will you make sure oh go um will you make sure that we have yeah I have to have milk for the milk no I think we'll be fine as long as we have it I think we have it so much metal you know TR Trump was found guilty in New York you guys are real sad h's not live huh how much scrap do we need 2K yeah we're not close he's hummus oh is he live will you cover the news for us God no I do not have the wear with all I don't I don't have the capability to think before I speak so I don't think that's something I can um to do ever oh my my neck used to never crack like that the older I've gotten the more I can be like all right okay right out are both my mods we know we know holy mackerel all right not bad chat that's all my stuff we did I got a little bit more but I want to take some of that scrap tea and then go scrap hunting that's fine my my mace ran out I have rocks all right well we have tools back of the base but let's go back to the base put this stuff away and then go out hunting and maybe there's tea we can have for anything good good good need ke oh I was talking in game left you need a ride oh you heard me I need to ride back to the kingdom please oh that's where we're going load up you guys are heading in that direction thank you thank you you have the code to Spas so I like it that is against the rules Kevin you dumbass oh [ __ ] almost flew off I'm going to go far I feel like it's the last day I should beow no I want thank you [Music] um he said P3 where's P3 a b c d f p oh that's so far away game is louder than you um here you go is that better it should be louder now thank you you be honest did you finish that piece of spaghetti no Swift did uh thank cue I don't know what down first building whoa all right [Applause] cutie what it's CD huh I got this I got the turret set up I don't know where Jen despawn the other ones she was just upset she wanted to hang out today and I was working on the base for 2 days and she's like you need to chill and I was like okay and then I just took a nap yesterday night but there I got them up I just don't know where she put it I got one up cool um do we have a lot sorry oh you don't have to say sorry to me I don't give a [ __ ] we could be living in a hole that be F all right cool um do we have a lot of um gunpowder or sulfur and charcoal so I can make a lot of gunpowder so can load us up on explosives and stuff I got is it still in that is it still in that s there's a boom box in there is did you check that boom box in here uh you need sulfur I got sulfur hold on I can I'll go over there and load it up and see and I'll make us a bunch of explosives yeah it should should be like okay I'll be there in a second I'll bring over what I got to um Mr kumy that's very sweet Austin chill um okay chat we are going to I really need to research this though cuz these ones are cheaper no but that's 125 scrap I got to do it it's not for breaking bases yeah but it's for taking down other people's [ __ ] s for on the floor are nerfed wait so I should learn this or no I feel like I got to learn this sometimes you guys don't answer me not worth J sh thank you for the prime unless you're raiding it's not worth it for PVP well I think my chat will raate at some point I my team yeah sorry okay I'll just research it [ __ ] it I'll get this back this is just one metal pipe see it's way better I don't need explosives how do you make EXP explosives again it's just a ton of gunpowder right so this is fuel sulfur metal fragments oh my God so we're going to take all U my fuel sulfur and metal fragments over there so I can make this fuel I don't need more than that well I'll take more sulfur you pick up the sulfur no here fu I'll take two of those hell yeah thank you and then gunpowder do I have any gunpowder I don't have any gunpowder huh more sulfur tons of [Applause] charcoal we can put this outside oh I should have taken that with me oops um okay we just made some from recycling where did I put it did I put up here where did I put it do I have is it my thing oh I do I have a little bit sulfur and charcoal makes gunpowder oh what the hell we should have recycled those NRE y [Music] that fuel outside all right let's go make a bunch of explosives just so we have them had a chip die right there what is that wire tool land right this base drives me insane I get the point of it but holy [ __ ] I'm here to make explosives I have a bunch of Sal for being cooked in these uh like these see these two giant furnaces right here so we have to do is turn this ore into sulfur I have a bunch of Chalker in here charcoal and well I got to I got to get wood I think uh stomper has all the wood if you want to ask him he's very angry with me hold on here's more of this oh hell yeah and then you just hit start on it yo you're a genius let's go all right here's more sulfur two like here's more ore and then should be good um let me go get more wood I'll be back okay work why is everyone my kingdom fighting with each other nice I can just take this wood be good enough for now shoulders chat my shoulders like this say shoulders streaming tomorrow ktie yes yes I am ah do you have another do you have an uh mixing table here's another one if you want to do two at a time I'll put it behind you how is it just so you can fill up more all right that's enough to start I just put this here yeah that'll be fine yay yay okay so much gunpowder on the way and now we just have to wait for these Q TC party hi sna thank you for the 10 did will just say is anyone interested in doing a Waco reenactment that's crazy oh I didn't even look in here to see if they already had sulfur cooked and charcoal should see that first okay they just have more sulfur or [Music] lots of sulfur ore not a lot of sulfur more sulfur ore I'm just going to take all the sulfur ore in the world then I can make this 4 do as much silver ore as possible they've got explosives I'm going to take these and these so I can make rockets promise I'm not just taking stuff I'm helping the team I'm going to put the stuff back but then it's get ready you know um yeah that's like it right that's all I can use for this stuff locked okay all right oh you ask C and NRA to make you gunpowder I don't think they did okay th000 gunpowder we need craftting I've got to go to that craft table make explosives you going to make 20 all of that only makes 22 explosives can you believe that oh yeah explosives can be made here I forget wait no they cannot yeah they can it's at the top I remember oops uh Miz will be back online don't worry he's been pretty good about going live with this drop I think so was foolish and you know those guys quack I don't think he been live oh I can really do it it's not the most exciting thing to do in the world okay let's do another one makes a little bit better than nothing okay guess while we're sitting here and I have I don't have any animal that mind going to say while we're sitting here um do we have the yellow berries and the white berries I wonder while we wait let's just got nothing to do besides wait any animal fats so I can at least got yellow berries and white berries it's for me it was too scared I didn't want the smoke don't got [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh we can do make more [Applause] gunpowder oops [Applause] Dam there we go better all right updates here okay keep cing e update here cooking nice that's nice all right that's all of our sulfur ore I can just keep making some Gunpowder [Applause] keep making [Applause] gunpowder rocket Factory is a go yeah I'm just going to come in here and we'll go to tier three we'll make some Rockets with what we have workbench holy [ __ ] this place I don't remember the code surely I don't need it C um for [Applause] [Applause] all [Applause] right which uh which one it should be the same code it is all of them oh I just don't have the code saved so I just can't get up there oh yeah it's right here I'll just leave it open thank you no problem this is a workbench um how many of these should I make is my question guess I can only make three at the moment [Applause] okay actually need more charcoal surprise surprise which is good cuz we have so much [Music] is this worth learning the S Satchel charge do we have a better one that I can learn Queen cutie hi what are we doing today um I'm currently just making a bunch of bullets in case we need them nothing's really going on right now nice okay yes so it's kind of chill all right I'm going to go okay but it looks like we for some meat I need more meat stuff okay get more meat okay goodbye oh okay bye C4 Only Takes Two where's the chip I have I have 2,000 I have 2,000 scraps you need the scraps otherwise I'm going to gamble yeah get a helicopter uh let me check something why what get a helicopter oh she wants a helicopter she wants a helicopter oh unless you really want to G you guys the scraps I'm going no no it's fine I can give the scraps for the helicopter I think it's I think it's hello I got a lot I think it's 2500 r i it's 2000 guys how I got guys how do I see um the crafting Tre you go thank you you you won you won the war y I'm some Heroes wear capes you wear a spring oh okay you have codes to this base right this NOP you do so I need 600 to unlock that C4 I'm get stuff it's okay okay you're already cool 1950 oh I don't know what C4 is you guys keep saying C blop no that it's missing ger [ __ ] replying to me trying to be helpful and nor my team's replying to me I messed it up so bad I'm trying to parachute off the I need a parachute off the [Applause] castle research cost I also don't even know how to make these bullets I've got to learn how to make the bullets that I currently have I just figure I might as well load us up on bullets and stuff cuz like we're going to you know we're going to get the xpc drop just watch here bullets can be made on the mixing table too right oh oh cutie Cutie um oh uh huh scraps you can't give that all to me scraps oh God I thought you were buying the uh I thought you were buying the uh helicopter I am but what if what if what if I crash it and it's all your money and then I'll feel bad I feel like I should earn it myself oh well I mean it's up to you it's fine wellit you got this I I I can Farm for more it's fine that's a lot of money fishing and then yeah I can make like 2,000 I can make 2,000 scraps in an hour what the fishing Village this whole time yeah with the fish yes what the [ __ ] yes yes you haven't been paying taxes the one that I showed you yesterday what no I actually I actually gave chip 2,600 the the other day huh for to build this oh to build these yeah well that was nice yeah and then I gave you two ,000 so okay I guess your I can more yes Jennifer have you paid your taxes yes oh really Jennifer I just got 2,000 from him you gave me 16 2,000 scrap yeah yes how do you have 2,000 scrap fishing man fishing I oh my God I don't even know if I have I have 30 38 you can have 38 here you go here's a 38 yeah 38 is pretty high I like 38 I mean it is I mean it's higher than you know it's kind of like higher than 37 so you know that's that there's that I think I'm very happy with that there's that how many should I make and how many rocket launchers should I make uh uh what are you trying to ra um nothing I'm just trying to have them so we're ready with them guys potato I say two Rock launchers at the most probably guys there's a potato at the gate do we shoot him or do we uh potato Kai potato guy yes hot and sexy guy oh he's a hot and sexy guy let him in let him in K he's the hot and sexy guy potato Kai okay um I'll make that tea later don't see hey potato we told him about your nickname up potato hey chip how are you guys what's up uh oh fantastic how are you on oil rats yesterday I stole all the [ __ ] nice yeah we got raed by oil rats too and then we raided oil what happened to me no what happened what happened to you are you sure you actually didn't hear that's that's what minute gaming is potato I'm not supposed to know what happened to you until you tell me what happened I actually don't know Val valer and Diana came over and were helping me with stuff we have no freaking bullets they've got no ammo over here they got no hoose no ammo I'm trying to help these fools having we've been hang out all all morning having a good day you know hanging out want to make them some rocket launchers electrical I'm going to load them up I'm a good queen I'm loading them up chat I'm going to load them up with some rocket launchers some Rockets bullets some polter piz winning things wait didn't I just load this up with stuff to make oh I guess I didn't what I do okay how do I make bullets this one's gunpowder and metal this one's metal and gunpowder great we can do that okay um let's go make some rocket launchers what do I need high quality metal oh we have so much at the base I might just take theirs for now and then I'll bring more okay I'm going to make three rocket launchers I'm going to make two rocket launchers okay and then make some explosives again okay then I'm going to make a [ __ ] ton of bullets with the next thousand rocket launchers are Nerf on the server that's still it's fine I think it's better than nothing huh okay wait I don't have any explosive that's why I'm not making Rockets right yeah I don't have any explosives so I'm making explosives right now and then I can make rocket uh rolling around in the the pimpmobile he blew up both of our cars so for it what I'm no no go Jewels that's very funny yeah I'm happy you're here okay so I'm going to do half this ammo the other we're going to drive over there I got the you know the juice uh he lives inside the one Kingdom which is why I need the M they woods but I'm burn okay and then the other mixing table I'll go make the other ammo cuz we got two mixing tables so might as well double team well I'm not doing much you know say it'll be I haven't wait we'll see you over there computer no not the padd J anything but the padd the [Music] theato sex guy use something else don't use the [Applause] P oh I'm out of space crazy we make some Rockets sorry it's a lot of going back and forth it's really hard in your brain like know oh know which room to go to everything's so far away oh yeah I have my backpack oops all right there's two of those yeah I'm just prepping cuz we won't have time to do it later and I'd rather just have like more fun later so figure get it out of the way now more fun later that's only a 100 I thought that'd be so much more [Music] um okay so now we're doing other bullets okay just freaking working on the farm chat working on the farm long day [Music] [Applause] store fuel in your helmet oh only 100 that doesn't do anything look at all this scrap I'm rich thanks to row that made that way easier all right I'm going to say pums Boom where' the boom box go that's what's in the Boom the boom box sucks I'll just put two rocket launchers here and then Rockets okay okay okay and then more gunpowder more gunpowder more gunpowder more gunpowder more gunpowder and more explosives and more Rockets [Applause] I would like another mixing table okay more let's do as many of these as we can do again I got we have so much metal at my base I don't know if they have they do I think I saw honestly my base is more stacked than this base but I guess cuz there's less people using it oh I don't got [ __ ] I don't got any metal we have so much metal in my base we have metal or to cook I know I'll put it in after this just going for this okay [Music] chat what do we do what do I do with many bullets and guns do you plan on making Kitty I'm just trying to like help my team a little bit they you know they've done a lot for me so I just thought I'd make them a bunch of bullets and stuff so if there is a fight later there's no like scrambling cuz obviously like tomorrow's like I guess you guys are saying it's not the last day I don't know but I've you know there's going to be fights and we don't have stuff and so I'm just trying to help a little bit um I didn't realize that charcoal is actually kind of slower to make cuz we have so much charcoal at our house [Applause] we have so much charcoal and so much metal at our house need them ammunition yeah I just want to make some stuff so then we're all good in case we get into a fight um but also I'm going to have to go AFK here and like I could push it to like 15 we have a sponsor starting at 4:00 but I might just put up a like BRB screen we don't to start over are crazy oh that made me stuck where's out here cooking all right this one is officially empty I'll put metal ore in here just to help and then this one is also almost officially empty go okay let's do with this one I'm going to go back to my house and get more metal scraps because they don't have um but this one I'll do more explosives don't I have enough stop I should be making oh my oh well um okay let me grab met door to put in there for the family oh crap can it do more than a thousand at a time I think it can right think not sure thought I just saw metal SC I knew I saw metal scrap somewhere oh no I don't want [Applause] okay oh it could do so much I didn't realize each one could do a th what the hell oh let me go get all that not realize oh boy I'm drunk okay all right that's all their metal great great great great good stuff good good chat all right loads of explosives we got 50 that's pretty good um let's do more of this ammo you're ring or something not yet but like I'm sure my team will go raiding later you know no harm it being ready cutie doing news tonight or what no Thursday oh yeah it's not late night show tonight sorry took we took May off over here cutie uh LLC when are you about to turn off stream so I know when I should start doing if I should start doing a drops well you might as well start now you can get 10 more minutes and then um I will be live again I'm going to switch categories for like two hours and then I'm going to switch back category so we're doing a bit of a long day but you might as well start now all right that's all the sulfur we have huh finally the tea guys on what the hell okay buddies with Tom how do I make grenades again gunpowder and metal fragments okay maybe I should make some grenades too okay so we need more charcoal and then we're done with making gunpowder cuz we're all out yeah I do want to organize their cabinets too their cabinets are [ __ ] all right so let's be done with explosives we can make make a few more of these bullets and then make some grenades and call it Gucci call it Gucci Bango shoulders chat you didn't say anything you dick you [ __ ] cutie do you think you'll play rest after this event I don't I do not if I didn't have this event I wouldn't have uh nearly as much uh viewership right now uh and that's a big part of it admittedly okay let's go make I have a bunch of explosives so let's just quickly make some rockets and then call it good I even do I even have the stuff to make rockets right now how many can I make three wow oh because of gunpowder gunpowder some reason I can make three that's fine all right let's close this place up so they don't get mad at me I close all the doors yes I can't close it oh CRA um I'll tell them wait what was in here oh more stuff um okay let's see all right loads of bullets and then let's just do one more thing of gunpowder great stuff everybody made so many bullets we'll put those inside made so many Rockets we really did something today this guy's out of wood let's have this and just load it into here [Music] for oh that's all it can take all right load it back in here okay um oh I just made that gunpowder all right so we have gunpowder we can make some metal frags those are in my house okay let's go put some of the bullets in there and then we can get the metal frags at my house and I'm going to keep some of the bullets admittedly um for me and Mousie selfishly because I made them all [Music] um give them another rocket their metal pipes back and then gunpowder we're going to use that's theirs we'll keep this with us this is theirs theirs give them that for now so to carry it that for now want Rocky to have some or I want Mousie sorry Rocky what the hell I want Mousie to be able to have some Rockets too okay and then I've have that running for everybody got that close okay okay hello everyone friendly [ __ ] up right rude rude you know me always loaded with the fuel I needed more metal fragments which we have so many we are so rich in metal fragments me and my family over here and then we're just going to make a bunch of grenades oh oh oh oh that made me so sick oh that was awful for being a friend all right we can make four grenades I said a bunch thank you Anonymous for being a friend thank you oh I got a fber need the ammo thank you for being a friend okay family how many Rockets did I put in there four Rockets for for okay all right chat okay be safe be safe my children okay chat Frick how do I leave this game okay um no I'm on 35% I'm sorry feel free mods to put it into sub only mode yes uh yes oh my gosh they all did at the same time so they all disabled it enabled it and disabled it enabled it disabled it enabled it okay guys here's the deal I have a sponsor starting in about 20 minutes I'm just going to put I'm just going to be right back so I'm going to put up a BRB screen um I'm going to be right back um put up a BRB screen with some music um and then um I'm not even going to do a video I'm just going to do a BRB we're going to do our sponsor for 2 hours from 4: to 6 okay and then from 6:00 to 9: I'm going to take a break to make some dinner and breathe and then from 9: to 1 we're back on rest okay y thank you for the three so we are cruising um it's just I'm trying to put as many hours in I promise to God it's just the end of the month and I have a bunch of I always push my sponsors till the end of the month cuz I'm a procrastinator and um the problem is I didn't know this was happening at the end of the month so um just a just a thing you know just a bit of a thing it happens Swift can hear me hi baby angle potty um yeah we won't have nearly as many people so if you want the um if you want the drop um I I'll be in the rest category during my BRB obviously CU I'm still uh playing rust um but I would suggest going to another Channel um to get the drop and then I'll be back on uh a little bit um rust I'll be back in Rust for a while em looks like it's giving me the finger true uh file sa save that's top wow look at her pretty good what do you guys think BRB instead all right be right back 15ish minutes God I'm so tired e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e yo chat I'm back are you ready are you ready to play some Park attack baby I am I'm ready to play some Park attack hell yeah can I get a whoop whoop first and parkitect 1% left all right one second let me just get in here let me just get in here stream manager all right guys stay sub only yes definitely yes uh you might be able to do like a one week follower mode that seems safe Oh wrong button hi oh my God I changed my outfit I put on my cute milk outfit it's themed like strawberry milk cute huh baby I have these little strawberry clippies but you can't really see them all right if you are here for the rest drops I implore you to go to another channel for them uh but if you are here for milk then I've got some good news for you guys we're playing parkitect baby we're playing parkitect oh did I get something on my nose oops okay yeah all right one second as you guys know put your business outfits on it is a sponsor we're doing a sponsor so big shout out to milk um but we need to post in our our Discord oh all right one second a little chaotic little chaotic I'm going to at every everyone in the Discord let them know that we're live with milk and we're playing parkitect announcements H everyone send now yes there we go hi I'm here from the Discord so fast princess claudes we all talk about how fast you are we really do we move this garbage it's my get out of here oh in comes the milk train uhoh the milk train crashed ooh milk yeah um okay one second one second we have posted to Discord good job chat um and pretty embarrassing guys but I do have to record an Instagram story um that I can record right now just give me a second but first let's pour ourselves a glass of milk so we can game and stay fueled my cup is dirty no not my cup I'm wiping it off wait I'll clean I used my blanket that I sit on every day to clean it milk yum okay don't forget cookies oh I need cookies crap okay chat I'm just going to take a quick Pick Quick Pick I actually don't have to do a story I can just do a quick pick and then put the pick on my story but we just got to take a quick pick everyone smile o I got a filter that gave me freckles that's kind of fun P it cute I won't do that one I'll just do a normal one chat's smiling we got our milk oh I want my strawberry in the picture strawberry oh wait what the heck oh that's great oh my nails look clean everything um one second can I change the color of the text you know I can one second chat the good news is we're playing parkitect which is your guys's favorite and it's been a while since we played it so it's going to be nice and cozy we've needed some self-care and honestly guys self-care self-care is drinking milk while playing parkitect am I right or am I right I really want the font to be pink but it yes this is really I have lipstick on my tooth in the picture chat you didn't tell me why don't you tell me that maybe no one will notice it'll be fine okay nice posting it out there [Music] okay okay we wait we got to retake it no chat we got a game we got a game and we got to talk about milk if you guys haven't in the chat already exclamation point milk okay you can join the gun to need milk Discord for access to exclusive competitions prizes and a supportive community let's have some milk let's play some games okay and I have um strawberries on the way uh Nora is making me some strawberry syrup so we're going to turn it into strawberry milk yum yum it's going to be so [Music] good it's going to be so good uh as you guys know all the time when I'm streaming cozy games I'm usually eating some cereal with some milk I'm usually drinking some hot cocoa putting milk in my coffee sometimes I'm even just drinking milk plain maybe I'm eating ice cream that's made with milk milk is what keeps us cozy and so today we're going Ultra cozy I'm booting up architect and we're drinking some milk as you guys know milk has nutrients that are good for your brain and I all know you guys need it wait guys there's a parkitect DLC business simulator oh that's Park Tycoon oh that's a different game totally different game okay back to parkitect sorry that was crazy I was like what wait there is a park attch Deluxe oh we already have everything okay never mind keep getting excited turns out we've got everything in my library [Music] library okay here we go um I have a fun fact for you guys do you want to hear it did you know that milk hydrates better than [Music] water exactly what I need right now huge absolutely huge I hear Nora talking to the cat I thought she was talking to me she's talking to the [Music] cat also it's got 8 g of protein per serving so you can stay Fuller longer it's awesome yay oh wow ready chat let's make some strawberry milk this is going to be awesome don't think the story posted I'm waiting for it to get approved we're going to make some strawberry milk and then we're going to game super easy the theme is strawberry milk I don't know if you guys noticed my outfit so cute I even got a bow oh a bow down I have lost the oh never mind I don't know where it went um [Music] Nora it'll be fine let me text her just in case I don't want a cat to find it there's a bow somewhere that was in my head [Music] will we just make sure cat doesn't find it I don't think [Music] so that's the last time I tried to wear my cute strawberry milk bow [Music] okay ready you have a strawberry I know but I had a bow [Music] cute yay found it [Music] cute cute little strawberry [Music] bow or could a normal person like me find out about milk you could join the milk Discord xway Point milk it's awesome they've got exclusive giveaways and a supportive Community all right that we're making some strawberry milk as you guys know bit of a baker this is a gaming stream after all but you know we got to we sometimes sometimes we like to use our our nice hydrating treat as a sweet treat as well so all you have to do is take some strawberries mush them up with some um with some sugar and cook it and then you get a nice strawberry syrup and then you just add that until you like the [Music] [Music] taste I want it to be so strawberry you have to add extra sugar you can do it without you can do [Music] without hi swiffers come on in baby come on in here come on in get snug as a bug that's nice M that's nice do you want to go tuck in go tuck in oh good boy okay oh that's yummy that's really good [Music] [Music] and maybe you're lactose and free remember lactose milk is still real Dairy with the same nutrition being lactose intolerant does not mean you have to give up dairy [Music] milk that's really good look at this chat ready okay she's fancy [Music] all right let's game [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] chat where do I normally put my camera for this game I think Middle top ises that feel [Music] right right side top right right okay where do I put chat I think you guys go here you go behind underneath me you guys can go underneath me why not hey one in chat if you join the milk Discord [Music] wow that's crazy you guys are you guys party don't you we're in whoa what is [Music] this look at all these gold [Music] just to be clear wait wait we haven't done this map oh we have we just did we not get gold on this one look there's strawberries you stopped here [Music] okay holy we've done so many Maps [Music] can I explain the map to or the game to people yeah so if you ever played Roller Coaster Tycoon it's essentially that it's a theme park management game and today we have cozy games by by thanks to milk we're playing cozy games thank to our sponsor milk um because sometimes self-care is some cozy games and some yummy milk and um it just feels nice so everybody go get your glass go get your glass of milk make a cup of hot cocoa add some honey to it or add some strawberry to it and let's have a cozy time together plus it has nutrients that are good for your brain and helps you focus okay ready for the challenge have at least five coasters in your park with an excitement rating of 65 or above have at least 1,129 guests in your Park oh boy have a happiness rating of 75% have operating Pro of 5,000 complete all goals without using any track ride blueprints oh that's so hard [Music] hard so we can't use e e e e e [Music] over here the exit can go right here [Music] okay in honor of our strawberry milk let's do all of our paths pink you pink and [Music] cream that's so cute hey excuse me Legend of zorita thank you for the [Music] 14 okay which I think we can charge 350 for this ride if I remember correctly [Music] okay so guests enter through here this is going to be [Music] complicated so might as well throw another guy right here maybe he can just come in this corner actually get out of here oh boy this is going to be a challenge [Music] everybody but that's okay nothing we can't take on without a help of milk um mods will you turn off that stream elements [Music] spot how do we change the color of this guy oh yeah let's make him cute too everything's pink [Music] today e e e e e e e e e e e occupation is location is already occupied but this one isn't but this is what is it occupied by what drama okay we're just going to do a little line right there oh there's like a oh there's a mini baby path I see it now [Music] there we go [Music] okay I thought this game was going to be about making recreational parks what do you mean by that yum my strawberry milk is so good the game's a bit loud okay all right that's not the button change up okay chat we've got $5,000 to make our first roller coaster are you ready and it has to be $65 or more excitement not slip thank you for the four months let's do a wild mouse and let's do him like over here I'm so scared I really am not good at building roller coasters actually I wanted that to be the staff area let's do them over here use the natural land ready uh build build build build build build build build build flat up with chains oh yeah that's not going to work we got to go more up up with some chains up with some chains up with some chains up with some chains up with some chains flat maybe I need that to go down a little bit e e e e e [Music] oh yeah you're supposed to like lean into the curves or something I remember now let's go okay how many cars two right cuz we've got a we're going to have to add more intensity Ultra extreme oh crap excitement is only 50 oh crap oh no all right let's see we can't have Ultra extrem or they're going to [Music] barf why isn't it going oh crap I also put this on the wrong side didn't I cuz I need to um we'll just make a path over here okay let's just get this park open wait people are coming to my park oh boy okay okay all right okay so this is a problem that seems like that's our biggest problem red means safe right I think my red mean's bad what does even this mean what does even this mean what does even this mean what does even that mean just can't that's see when I know what it means vertical are fine which ones do we not want to do lateral okay we just want to get rid of anything that's red I think oh boy no I don't understand H I don't understand uh let's see let's try control Z we start over that's fine I didn't like that roller coaster anyway I didn't like it anyway that roller coaster sucked and I want to do it I want to do the track out here anyway you know so then the entrance and stuff can be out here so it it like works it works one must imagine the coaster completed true look it's going up the side of that that's kind of fun it's so crazy it's a crazy coaster okay no more track and do a big turn so it doesn't get mad cuz no one gets mad at Big turns and then we do one of these loock brakes what's this one break block break brief summary vertical forces equal fun red means positive anything up to plus five is safe blue negative for verticals 3ish is safe laterals mean how hard you feel the curves blue left curve red right curve you want to keep it at about positive2 or -2 oh boy you know what I need for that to help me Focus chat and help me learn I got to drink some milk I don't know about you guys everyone get your milk I'm going to drink this whole thing before we're [Music] done if you guys haven't had a chance exp Point milk to join the gun to need milk Discord um it gives you access to exclusive competitions prizes and a supportive Community okay one second we got to trying to go Google to see if there is something I'm missing but Ginger seems to know also because the wild mouse only allows one car per train your station needs to only be one or two tiles one car per train well how do I get more cars then I'm confused what if I'm lactose intolerant lactose milk is still real Dairy with the same nutrients being lactose intolerant does not mean you have to give up Dairy duh [Music] definitely add a block before the train gets back to the station and the lift counts as one two so how many can I have if I have that gives you at least two I need more than two trains I need like 10 people love this ride [Music] what if it goes around the cake oh princess claudes don't come at us with good ideas at a time like [Music] this add blocks during the ride but space them evenly so like every X seconds how do you know how many seconds [Music] there's another block block wooo timer on the ghost train when building I know what that means [Music] watch this you get up here chat and then you come on down via the elevator [Music] crazy there's HK mandatory on this ride yeah oh crap oh crap we got stuck all right one second I didn't see we got stuck down here I made it a slow descent yeah tunnel time oh that's not going to be a good turn huh yeah they're not going to like that turn the people of my Park are not going to like that turn oh crap I can only do a sharp turn I can't do a chill one I don't have rights to this building location I just got to buy this you guys get it wait I can't oh crap no a block section is a section of track that makes it so only one train can occupy each section of the roller coaster so it's safe and they don't crash if a train is still in the next block the previous train will stop on the Block break until the next section is clear I know but I don't know how to do that dang it surely also timer is next to the menu and height it's a toggle next to the menu and height this oh this is slow right here huh e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e fixed a lot of it okay massive so now we just need to go through and add more block brakes so we can have way more chains what if I do two block brakes here will that let us do more blck section right before the station oh okay block break and then maybe another block break over [Music] here oh you can't do block brakes on oh is that connected still are you connected oh you [Music] are so I don't need all of this either so you're telling me I could even so I could even shorten this that way people aren't walking cuz this is kind of slow you know can I do a block break again oh that's too many seven okay that's not going to it's not going to work we can't do seven yeah six three four not very good game counts two blocks in a row as one section what what if I just did another unloading section right here this is load and this is unload only having four cars feels like a not ideal situation is that a station piece right there right here okay this seems fine okay what are the thoughts excitement is 56.3 oh boy all right um oh gosh we're already in debt chat you don't have enough money oh my [ __ ] crap um 3% interest rate got to spend money to make money chat can I do five now if I do this feel like I should be able to feel like I can do even more can I do six now I should be able to do six oh I can't cuz this guy gets stuck okay I can at least do five though so off goes this guy living his best life can I increase this elevator speed time I don't think I can that guy has to push that guy in that's kind of funny Okay so we've got to increase um excitement via decoration so pretty good chat we got to take a milk break as you guys know today's sponsor is milk I just posted the Instagram [Music] story because self-care is cozy games and milk today I made strawberry [Music] milk it's yummy um milk has a Discord by the way x white milk you can join it going to need milk's Discord um they have exclusive giveaways prizes and a very supportive and fun Community okay so let's [Music] do we've got to add a bunch of Decor to this [Music] I want it to be pink kind of fun thanks Jello okay going to add some trees going to add some water towers cuz those always seem to boost boost our Decor ratings wait I need to see the decor via this oh yeah we're getting more decord I do kind of cheat when it comes to Decor I'll be honest it just is too insane to decorate so we just flop in some of these bad boys milk Towers it's the milk Tower ride don't worry guys there's also whales e e e e e dang it this is so bad for business okay what are people thinking oh you're going to go on the ride oh what did he why I'm not going on it while it's raining okay new test results don't worry though new test results are coming and surely this excitement rating is going to go above 65 with all this new decor really need to stop raining on opening day where is that first track there it goes shie no one cares is isn't that crazy not one person so crazy what is happening why am I not getting test results okay we're just going to close it and then we're going to re openen it oh my gosh barely chat 65.4 we just did it holy moly okay well whoa there's so many people wait there's lots of people leaving too why is it too expensive thoughts no thoughts okay what are people thinking Park is a good deal oh wait no everyone's happy okay don't say inflation okay the park is going to be very [Music] successful we just need more people to get here Gravitron is available for purchase let's go let's get the Gravitron we're going to put it out here 6.5 excuse mecy happiness unlocks cookies we don't have any food in our Park though so that's kind of an [Music] issue wait I just realized that this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I can't block this all the way cuz I need to just in case we want to make a path over here to do a ride inside of that we can't do that oops wow these kids are yelling aren't they [Music] open what do you mean what do you mean you're not connected yes you are there you go $4 yay okay no one's going on this ride okay we're already at 86 people in the park we need way way way more food chat is there staff too not yet not yet okay so this is the depot so we can do a staff training room or a staff room that was staff room right yeah a staff room right here and then we've got to do employee only paths and also this is all going to be employee only pathing I do kind of need to see the scenery over here I guess I don't as long as guests can get in there we're fine um f in thank you I'm here for the QT gameplay thank you so much okay so we got to put cookies here is there no guest path here why is it not letting me connect these what what's happening why is it not connecting that how weird scenery yeah maybe the scenery is a problem okay Cookie Shop come here oops cookies cotton candy I do need bathrooms like everywhere no bathrooms at the moment then we have to cover the back bathrooms eventually too I don't think I have staff we don't have any drinks we have nowhere to buy drinks not ideal Intel I'm here for the high tier gameplay Intel how do you have a sub oh you bought it Intel you're rich Georgette thank you for the seven months Rich bog also watching emiru Adam you got two screens happening why does it say you can't get to it so weird baste well thank you for the sub int tell I appreciate that we are playing some Park attack it is true it is what we're doing this is not going to be good I'll I'll I'll plant a Depot here later but it's just by right by the entrance I got to have food and stuff you know cookies F candy loons yeah we're just we're just um we're just over here drinking some milk you know we got a milk sponsorship today because self-care is drinking milk while playing parkitect and other cozy video games today we made some strawberry milk pretty yummy in chat if you use x wage milk in chat right now you can use the going to need milk Discord they've got exclusive giveaways prizes and a very supportive community very fun and did you guys know that milk hydrates more than water bet you didn't now you do bet you didn't freaking know that now you do you guys also know I'm 16k in debt to the lone sharks um cuz we got a loan did you know that it's not ideal ADM ideal not in real life in this game for the record that would be scary oh we're out of money look at that folks look at that spent it all on whales oh shoot the carousel broke just one thing at a time what is this at this is at 4 chat am I not going to be able to get this line up oh boy we just went 450 bucks in debt okay we've got a slower research down on Thrill rids is L with cutie back this week next week or again oh crap well oh no we need benches everyone's to depressed and eating cookies oh no we have no money for benches we need benches chat the park is failing everybody's depressed this is not good for us oh my gosh but my ride is a hit look at it go I made this with my bare hands to bad it doesn't fit more people can I charge more for this thoughts maybe you would pay $8 to go on it such high demand we're doing it no one's turned around huge this game new or hasn't been out oh it's been out this is concerning that we're just going down down down down down but maybe it's simply because we haven't raised the prices enough on our cookies any even think about that profit 450 what no 45 cents okay definitely can raise that to $3 definitely can raise this to $2 $3 didn't we charge I think I've charged $5 for balloons before loons are the secret Money Maker oh crap we're in bankruptcy chat chat what do I do I was this losing money great question where is my mechanic do I not have one oh boy where is he going mechanic mechanic this is broken there's been people stuck on it for days is everyone okay oh no oh boy mechanic where are you going oh no it would be so cool if you okay look we're just going to go there you go everyone got off a group of vandals is roaming around the park that's not ideal chat what are they breaking I don't have much break oh crap you stop it get out oh oh hey hey you you got to get out chat everyone over here is so depressed we need benches so bad but we're broke oh we fix this okay maybe it's cuz this isn't making us enough money $1 maybe the park entrance fee you know okay we got to lower this to 100 while we um we got to try to be in the green at least one month cuz everyone saying this they're like wow this park fee is such a good idea or can I get something to drink oh you can't we don't have that unlocked okay $2 Park entrance okay we're climbing we're coming back I told you guys we just need to charge more for cookies I wish I could fit more people people also you need you're a person you got to get banned after this right also you're a vandal get out of here vandals have backwards back backwards hats and um backwards baseball caps and masks yeah I should have let him go on the ride though okay we're so close to being in the green again we just need benches for all these depressed people we're so close being in the green we just need a ride to load up can I charge more for this $4 everybody $4 oh boy all the rides keep breaking oh I just heard somebody break something did that okay there we go so close do you guys charge even more for this or will you pay any more $9 dang you're insane your honor many of your guests are tired we've done it we're out of bankruptcy and we can afford a a a chair hey you need to be banned chat don't lose this guy here depressed people their chair hey guys some chairs okay we're back to being negative 500 bucks all right this guy needs to go and then this guy needs to go should have let him buy the cotton candy first I do need janitors there is throw up everywhere oh boy you started planning on your next event oh yes oh yes the summer is loaded The Summer's loaded up we've got Beyblade we've got murder mystery we' got a film festival we've got [ __ ] Camp we've got girls trip we've got what am I missing the bakery's opening the summer concert maybe a vacation I don't know don't know not the last bandle no biggie you cannot and the 100 Cookie Run and the Halo thaon and surely Good Times okay I just need more benches I could go anywhere for vacation where would I go uh back home have dates on the haloon oh next month biggy what the heck you for being a friend thank you for being a [Music] friend oh I got a fiber meas oh I had enough money for 2 seconds and then I ran out people leave the park cuz they get too tired so it's important to have lots of benches years poy but also people are going to leave the park cuz they're going to be thirsty and I have no drink stations okay we're in the green again everybody there's still hope to turn this park around everybody's sitting on all the benches there's going to be no benches left for anybody okay I feel like I have sufficient benches now yeah I do need trash cans which we're doing the dut ones it's parkitect it's like Roller Coaster Tycoon but different because roller coaster stop tycoons sto making games so there will never be another Roller Coaster Tycoon but this is the closest thing I have found and I love it I don't have enough money again okay chat we have 300 guests in our Park in order to get more guests in our Park oh boy we need more rides in order to get more rides we need more money what are our goals again oh boy we're not even close the five coasters 1,129 people in the park wow we need more rides your honor okay I think I get another loan many of your guests are thirsty oh we know oh we're aware I guess we could just do some vending machines places it's fine need $150 can I get another loan I know loans cost so much the lowest interest rid is this one wow biscus in hot all right we're taking this taking this and plopping some vending machines down what do you mean no pathway all right they'll be able to find drinks surely $3 for some pop $3 for some chips perfect is it a financially stable idea to take $6 million loan and put it all on red I mean I would let's see thoughts where can I find something to drink I'm so tired I want to go home can't they carry these crates somewhere else there's no high intensity rides here thirst is really low hunger is pretty low prices people are okay with where's I financials okay what's making us the most amount of money ride admissions Bo we're not making much though loan fees are pretty intense wages research Building Maintenance oh boy um supplies so food and drink is making us 200ish bucks just not doing we're not doing well chat but we've got topple Tower unlocked and this one can fit a lot of people is this prep for the new Minecraft n series law yes pokem Miner thank you for the 3 months okay topple Tower fits a lot of people and we can charge like six bucks if I recall so that's big for us and then we're just going to get another throw ride unlocked really fast pay for that and then hopefully the money from those two extra rides will get us somewhere cuz it's almost done jumper is coming April January wait Tower oh jumper is coming producing or producing it in this ride specifically we do wait for full minimum waiting time 30 Max waiting time 80 we need more whales psychological coaster manipulation not a bad idea okay I'm going to finish this just cuz we're so close doesn't look like it's going to line up oh Jumper's now available okay so we got to scale that back to 100 let's get jumper real quick kind of want to plop him right in the freaking middle over here but and then right here nice oh that's wrong sidewalk yes bis kiss I would like that question what can you suggest for someone to drink to quench their thirst and provide them with nutrients milk I would that honestly Jello I've been meaning to suggest that to you guys did you know milk has protein in it so it helps you stay Fuller longer yeah that's right I don't know if I can get this to line up was it already lined up okay why can't I balloons umbrellas hun candy cookies a vending machine other vending machine heos bathroom okay great all right we're going to pay back our expensive loan our really expensive one we're going to pay some of it back back cuz this fee is so high we're going to pay 2,000 of it back right now dude Helen where are you this is a goated stream tie for this QTC heart you're welcome pap thank you for the eight months okay who's filling up this one Forest hurry oh I just wish I could get more cars going this is so annoying not in debt no way well I mean I am very much so I had blue milk at Star Wars land I actually haven't I should try it BL you thank you chat coru thank you for the three months yeah we're making some money now we're making some money now except for this will kind of even out so when you add a new ride you get like seems like a few guests per new ride this is my most successful ride right here and I it just can't get enough people on it that's the problem I can charge 10 bucks for it you can recreate the Des layout maybe be hard what are people's thoughts on this I can't get to it why why can you not get to it oh what is oh guys what's happening oh oh oh my huh uh huh if I have an answer for this oh there must be a Decor there oh yep there's a wall that right's just coming out of the ceiling all right it looks so different over here with the decor and over here okay so I should have six thrill rides right now six out of 10 we're getting close I got to up this a little bit don't mind me I think I can up this to $4 money should be rolling in yeah it's like Fantasia okay not bad where is my one janitor so there's been vomit here for 12 years it seems okay we're just going to pay back our loan and wait we just need more money I don't know if we get to the goals by November year three really don't I wish you could add drinking fountains I think that would be nice per okay milk fountains yeah okay we've got 365 people in our in our place this is my biggest freaking issue is that I can't fit more people on this ride it's only giving me like 50 bucks an hour cuz I can only fit four people on a cart oh I need more thrill rides oh we can really do is wait right now okay Steph thank you for the four months I appreciate that all we can do is just make money so then we can spend money I can't do like anything is possible to add another track to the coaster like a two lane one r road if it makes sense take much extra space but'll double the earnings I think so I just don't have the money to build that I'm only have 1,000 bucks and I think this took me like four or 5K hey thank you for the prime I'm just kind of in a weird standstill where we're just waiting for a throw ride to get unlocked and then we'll buy said Thrill Ride and then more people come cuz there's a new Thrill Ride yeah The Swinging wait swinging ship is available now under Thrill Ride oh there it is so there we go so we'll get this unlocked in a second and go oh don't have enough money and go there we go and that that will yield wait actually want it in a different place I need more stuff over here so I'm going to plop it over here that'll bring us more gas so more money spent it's not even necessarily the ride that gets you the money it's like um it's like just having the ride all of a sudden your your your guess goes up your guess count goes up weird but this ride has never been wildly popular to my recollection okay maybe it is but it's more just like see how we're at 365 since I just added this ride this should get up to like 380 is or 39ish or not or I made that all up and I'm a liar oh no except for when it rains we can go like this and go watch that rain is good money we can keep it at seven mean I could raise this a little bit there not a ton of good options we're still losing $300 every month just to just to loan fees oh they're rain again so bad for money good for umbrella sales in fact why don't I open another umbrella place right here right umbrella place right right right huge everyone leaves this line when it's raining that's our other problem okay we've got another thing we got another ride unlocked this will be our last one and then we're actually going to save and sign off and thank our sponsor we don't have enough money for this one still need more people over here okay we're just going to try to farm and get that much money there we go bring this down while we Farm some how long has that milk been sitting there 2 hours it's fine totally fine yeah yeah what on a Thursday what the heck are you streaming there oh when is that that's what I'm I'm about to end and then I'm going to go back or you're still going back yeah I love you love you did you know that milk is more hydrating than water maybe you should have some homemade strawberry milk I made really yeah pretty good you know I used to only drink strawberry milk grown up yeah because your sister would um only she said you start be if I drink anything else no his sister said said no water for you she said chocolate milks for me and made him have the strawberry milk which is funny what happened to Russ um well this is my milk sponsor and we're playing cozy games oh W yeah and then after this I'm going to take a break back at it and then I'm back at it but I'm just waiting to get 400 bucks to place this ride chat we're already in year two we're not going to beat this we're screwed we failed I took that loan that loan was too big oh crap for all right any of the guests are complain about trash it's because I just have this one janitor and let's be honest he's not very good we can have another one oh boy there's a lot of trash huh okay well more guests are in the park which is huge for us all right chat that's enough of this we got to walk away I don't think this is the Run anyway a group of Van vandals is running oh gosh yeah there is a group of vandals everything's kicked over what the heck all right well let's save this [Music] and we will come back another day for more cozy games but everybody reminder big big thank you to milk for the sponsor and if you guys haven't already join the milk Discord gonna need milk exclamation point milk um they have exclusive giveaways prizes I mean exclusive competitions prizes and a very supportive Community um we've talked a lot about milk we made some homemade strawberry milk so treat yourself have some milk all right chat I'm going to end I'm going to end and I'm going to be back with rust in about 3 hours okay I need to go on a walk I need some sun I need some um time away from the computer um and I'll be back with rust in a few hours so people can get their skins okay thank you for hanging out I hope that was cozy |
foreign a couple weeks ago in a place called monkey lane a younger gifted archer picked a spot to cause some pain a sharp-eyed latex hunter a mighty weapon he would stone rich in monkey knowledge not a balloon he didn't know nothing gets past his [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he'll know what to do the horizon came a foul silhouette quinty drew his bow and his brow began to sweat omg looming on the rubbish monkey dogs the team of monkeys chosen here was light unorthodox just like it had done before the zeppelin drifted ever closer would this really end the war just as all seemed lost and the chase prepared to die a mighty cloud of arrows came down raining from [Music] [Music] yo [Music] okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Music] he bops and he sways to whatever someplace without a care in the world and i'm sitting here i lose at this game for six [Music] it's funny to imagine [Music] so i watch my streamer begin while he's still in my feet cause i know something that we never knew [Music] it's all too soon the clock will strike midnight i just did in east [Music] coast he says they're all fun games and he'll be the best the ghost and the clown they will finish their quest he says that's crazy timing i need to cry just a bit more oh please chatters please i'm sure you already know this what did you hear about ligma street no robots tell me quickly what's ligma this could help me in my quest tonight what's like [Music] [Music] okay okay okay okay okay what the [ __ ] is up welcome back had a little bit of a day of rest had a little bit of some time with the fiance uh got my sanity back [Laughter] ever since a balloon took out my power on round 98 causing me to get a gold border rather than a black border uh let me tell you the plan let me explain to you exactly how we're gonna attack this but first to everyone that is here or was here this is sort of a broader call i want to say um let me pull this up i want to say a deep deep thank you we were able to donate already uh let's see we were able to donate five thousand eight hundred and twenty nine dollars to chill and dudes stroke recovery fundraiser i added 5000 came from the community thank you all for the subs and then 829 and a little bit more came from me i added that because children do 829 i thought it'd be fun um you know and i've heard he's making real good progress on his recovery uh with both his speech and movement so really really excited for this um uh really appreciate everyone they donated children dude such a good guy and i'm glad we could uh make a difference there um also we'll be paying all of the mods who did the modcast i spoke to them recently um i want to thank specifically deepler who actually uh forfeited his cut of the modcast funds and gave it to chillin dude which is very sweet of him so shout out to the dealer for for that um uh thank you everybody really who said that i feel very cool about uh you know it being for that cause uh of course you know the moderators do a [ __ ] ton of work moderating is basically uh a difficult and unpaid job and there's no way no matter what we'd raise in a weekend it was going to be able to pay for it but i'm glad we can give them some money for helping out um and so yeah that's what i wanted to say thank you for all that now today here's my plan here's what i'm going to [ __ ] do uh oh anonymous gifters think of the 10 gifted jimbo slicing the six m dot wow think of the prime dj pbj they've been seven months eric the pooh of course even the four months uh i have a short list of all of the best of the best of the best balloon songs a sort of top 40 that we're probably going to turn into an album uh i'm going to be using these 40 songs i'm gonna go back in and i'm going to beat workshop that's the plan just need to beat workshop for now because we're going to be doing uh i have a ton of marketing to talk about there actually was an insane day they'll actually last two days have been insane in the markets a lot of shit's happening uh plus we have to do the worst mobile game ads so we're gonna do that that's what we have to do there to be worked out i did beat workshop but it didn't count as black border so i have to come back in and do it with no power outage um this vod isn't saving what happened to my vods it's actually very interesting i should record just in case actually i heard it is saving on the back end i just need to make it public for some reason um eoa trick after watching your first balloon video trying to write cargo on chimps and after affiliate attempts and several immediate nice good [ __ ] btd is more complex and in-depth than chess is that a magnus crossing quote because i believe he did say that i believe that was one of his he said that after winning the world championships he said i have spent my entire life on chess and i feel like i'm pretty good at it but i'm nothing compared to a person who can get chimps in a single map on btd he said my entire brain power could not handle bloons tower defense six chimps he's humble but i think he is right so uh warriors game i can tell you about that guess what after spending a gazillion dollars on tickets for the warriors game uh and splitting stanzas ticket with ludwig um stan's got covet stance got coved the day before the warriors game stance and rochelle so of course he went because he's he doesn't believe in that stuff of course he went and he coughed on everybody in the venue uh classic stands you know how it is every single every single uh every single bucket dude he would stand up and just ah let's go uh no so stands did not go um which means i did not go because i that let me tell you those tickets cost half my wedding i kind of got poor shamed into buying them because ludwig's so goddamn rich and he's like i'll buy half and i was like all right i'll pay the other half you know it's like i can afford it but i don't it's not like money i want to throw around you know and so i i i i the second i found out stan is not going oh my god let's scalp let's i i'm not going dude i'm not i i was only gonna go for stands uh you spent the honda civic money bro yeah yeah it's for the hottest money uh two six figure jobs and he's poor shaming you i know that's insane it's insane he got the youtube deal now he's [ __ ] out of control um did you make a profit no no no i just got my money back um so yeah so that's i did not go i spent time with ari talk about her her bachelorette party i uh i oh i watched barry with ari bro i listen let me take a moment here and get real serious for once okay not just about balloons if you haven't seen barry it's a [ __ ] good show god damn and the fidelity of season three is one of the best [ __ ] finales i've seen them in all all of tv it's about a it's a comedy but with dark you know it's it's a comedy but also has like some serious and tragic and interesting and poignant moments and it's about a hit man who wants to be an actor that's that's all you need to know for season one he's he's a he's a hit man kills people very well but he doesn't want to do that anymore he wants to be an actor but he's really bad at it so he takes acting classes uh yeah it's it's it's great it's a really really really really good show uh yeah it's it's just good i i [ __ ] highly recommend it all right um season two rooftop yeah season one and two are funnier for sure season three is a little more serious but the finale really brought it home and the characters are great and i gotta i gotta check it out uh yeah bill hader just [ __ ] phenomenal the whole way through and he like writes directs produces the whole goddamn thing it's insane so yeah check that out um uh how are you feeling today i'm feeling so much better dude oh my god you guys you guys know but i don't even know most people don't know because the vod didn't save but i was so tilted the spectrum i was so so so i mean just just a recap when it wasn't here i mean uh you know i spent like most of the weekend most of the 72 hours trying to beat workshop on chimps and i made a strategy and i got it to work in practice and then i kept doing it and it kept [ __ ] up in the real game and then i finally got to round 98 and i was doing like this big [ __ ] like hype up to get ready to press play and the balloon took the power out and and it just like [ __ ] me over mentally i was so distraught and i couldn't even focus and so uh and so uh anyway so that's where i'd end it because aria also got home early from her bachelorette and uh i wanted to hear about it and talk to her and not just dude it's funny i could tell i was so blunified i was checking because we do have the vod and it's gonna be uploaded if you haven't seen it it just didn't it didn't show up on here but we do have it ari came home from her bachelorette and like put her sash on me jokingly and it said boss babe on it and i was like what how did you get a sash that says balloon boss like my eyes just glazed over looked at it and thought it said bloon boss and i was like and i was like in what world did i even [ __ ] think that was possible that my [ __ ] fiancee on her bachelorette had a balloon but it's insane my mental was so [ __ ] my mental was so gone dude my mentor was so broken so anyway i needed that day off i watched barry uh i watched kenobi hung out with re you know the whole thing did work by the way i had worked today yeah thankfully nobody brought up the fact that i spent 72 hours prior uh grinding balloons just got to work which is good um how many maps left uh i'm only going to do a workshop okay for now and then i'm going to go targeting tuesday we're doing dharman bingo with uh jarvis this week we're going to do there's an insane reddit recap we're going to do other stuff but i am going to beat those maps i'm just you know i have work so i'm not gonna i'm not gonna leave this stream on until i beat [ __ ] ravine on chimps [Laughter] but we are doing working tomorrow um uh so that's what we're doing today we're just gonna do a workshop today we're doing workshop we're gonna beat workshop uh i feel like i'm ready i don't even need to look at the vaude i feel like i rewatched the vaude on my phone i looked through it i got it i understood it i know what to do all my steps i have a little notepad that i made of like just things to remember and i feel like i just could just blitz i could just knock it out i truly feel like i could just knock it out um so pop-a-thon 2.0 is confirmed maybe you know what maybe if bloon's td7 doesn't come out and i haven't beaten ravine maybe we'll do another [ __ ] 72 hours on ravine next weekend i get um anyway uh you know i actually i want to tell you that i felt actually very grateful for my job today uh because it brought me back to sanity you know i was just working today and i was like it feels good to not have my income ride on um you know [ __ ] balloons parodies while i'm trying to lose my mind you know it's just nice it's nice it's a nice it was a nice feeling to be in meetings and not talk about different lyrics about balloon songs and just talk about like real [ __ ] things so it was nice i will say uh you know i like both don't give your i do i actually really do like actually here's what i want to say i want to say because i had thought about it a lot more um obviously uh people keep saying oh you have 10k subs this is not 10k subs a subathon is not your subs otherwise you know i mean there's no disrespect but otherwise ludwig had 270 000 subs you know that's not your actual sub count uh i have about five thousand subs i think is what i have and then i have a subathon bump that was just for charity and for some uh um but you know the the streaming and the youtube does make more than my job and people keep saying oh you should just do full time but i really think that um i think it it helps to have a sane way to spend my time anyway um uh but anyway i do appreciate it and i don't want to say what i said what i actually want to say was that the first um like the majority of the subatom really i've i actually really surprisingly enjoyed it i know at some points it seemed like i was going insane but honestly getting a community to make a bunch of crazy funny balloon songs out of nowhere while i played a game that i wanted to grind was like really fun like it was act and then i watched scooby-doo and like the mods were i i had a good time the only time i didn't have a good time was after the power outage after that i really was not having a good time i was actually having a miserable time after that but before that i was having an actual i really i thought you know i was thinking about it um when i went to bed on stream the second i was like that was really fun all right uh i especially want to thank thank so i thought about it i listened to all a bunch of songs i i even showed already a couple of them um she was she was blown away that they exist this song right here it's my favorite song of the whole pop-a-thon there was a lot of great ones this one just made me laugh so [ __ ] hey i know about a stride that you could use to beat this map i'm sure no one in chat has told it to you i learned it on a wiki house so you can stop trying to figure it out silly brandon doesn't know about banana farms stupid streamer this is so [ __ ] funny i mean it's actually so funny especially after having six million people told me to get banana farms half of them actually serious needs my big brain i'm a genius he is dumb [Music] why hasn't he unlocked tier 5s yet he must not know that they exist fun fact you can't get gold for selling dart monkeys why does every line is good think about chimps i won't listen i don't give a [ __ ] i'll just keep spamming about funds trying to get through [Music] streamer needs my big brain i'm a genius he is just really powerful stuff it also got me thinking about how much of my stream has had to do with monkeys i don't know if anyone else noticed this but it's like there was monkey ball and then we would play kong julie kong we played donkey kong music during sakura and we've been doing bloom's tower defense six it's just like so much of my stream has come back to monkeys i didn't really think about that until recently um and also i love my board apes also my crypto apes that i really recommended and highly invested in um uh so if you're an indie game streamer or any game developer out there with a monkey based game hit me up because i really i think i'll grind it unnecessarily um uh so so uh without further ado listen i just want to finish the fight i can't leave on the note that we left on um we're no longer i mean the pop-a-thon this is the no one has a timer um i kept the timer number just in case we ever have another free weekend or something and i won't need to grind out ravine but for now i'm holding again all the money still though has gone to uh chillin dude and going to the mods and uh i have already worked on a targeting tuesday which i have to be marketing wednesday now but we have a wins and fails and we have um the funniest and weirdest and worst mobile game ads if you have any more mobile game ads before tomorrow submit them ravine is more than a weekend perhaps although i will say this i will say this hand of god i'll say this i spent i'm not kidding 90 minutes um trying to make a strategy for quad which i think is one of the hardest maps and i beat it hand of god no guide i i have it on my avenue i actually recorded it okay i literally recorded it in case anyone thought i actually have it right here and i uh off camera yeah but i didn't i didn't play it on champs i played it on practice mode so that so like if i but uh no this is quad not ouch so uh it literally is right here i'm showing you right now um actually i have a bunch of these where's the [ __ ] this one right here maybe yep yep yep yep yep yep i'll show you right here you can see me [ __ ] you can literally see the chat's still up because i recorded it in the screen this is me i mean obviously there's some resets in there but if i just like re-watch this vod and find out what i did to get past each round uh i'd be good so and it was basically just snipers and i think on most of their maps for snack like the thing about workshop is you can't use snipers because of the [ __ ] sight lines so like i think if i could just mass spam snipers and then [ __ ] glue and shinobi i'll just beat a lot of maps like i'll beat muddy puddles free so um so that's that's i and i felt better i felt like i feel like picking workshop as my [ __ ] hill to die on so early was the mistake uh i definitely feel like i should have done workshop later i should have knocked out a few more quad i thought quad would be way harder because it's a harder map than workshop but it actually on chimps for me was way easier um you are a professional hill dyer that's actually [ __ ] true you're gonna play the quarry no shot i'm gonna play elven ring before i play the quarry uh i don't think is the quarry good people said it was okay i don't know um uh what happened to the remaining hours pop down we're gonna hold them i haven't forgotten them i'm holding them just in case if we get another free weekend or a holiday then i will grind to beat ravine or some other map but right now the only goal for right now which i'm gonna do right [ __ ] now is i'm gonna beat workshop chimps with um the best 40 songs playing the best 40 songs from the pop-a-thon i think i'm gonna be able to knock it out no problem someone has a message for you what's this someone has a message for you [Laughter] human centipede of a shaky ass strategy i don't have to do this today i don't have to do this hello future atriac if you're seeing this the worst has happened may god have mercy on your soul yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay all right all right all right yes the worst is indeed happening i'm glad did not i'm glad to not watch that on uh on uh on sunday uh okay so i think i can do it i think i'm totally totally totally totally totally ready and then can you introduce all the songs like a radio host i think i did that when they were first revealed so let me just knock it out let me just let's just finish the fight and uh and there should be no issue no trouble workshop stupid gold border go to hard go to ch oh wait change here get sauna go to chimps and i think this should be just free it should be no problem i swear to god there should be no problem and half of that was me losing my mind we're just gonna beat it first try we're just gonna we're gonna knock it out first try there will be no issue i swear to god you put a bed up if you must if anything second try at worst okay assuming it should be literally free okay i've done it now i've done it and there's just no problem i'm not worried i have my [ __ ] notes from my vaude i'm just gonna i'm just gonna do this uh it should be it should be easily clapped so without further ado let's finish the goddamn fight let's end on a high note let's beat this hill that has maulded me for oh like 72 plus hours more than any boss in any game [Laughter] can you believe that more than any boss uh okay [Music] let's play the top 40 songs whilst i do this these are the best of the best these are the ones that really stood out again there was a ton of great songs there was actually 220 balloon songs actually more than that i'm sorry there was actually more than that there was actually a bunch that didn't get played so maybe i could play the new ones i could actually play the new ones uh yeah actually we'll play the new ones we're gonna make an album of the there's actually [ __ ] there's actually like 30 new ones since it ended wait what okay um that's crazy that's not normal uh balloons yeah if you gotta if you got this one's called goodbye adora first impressions mean a lot like when you hire someone i don't want that i don't want ads playing between my balloon songs let's see i want to play one of my favorite here oh yeah this one's called balloons pop we'll just play stream for stream for stream this time first try here we go literally first try i'm knocking it out right now for stream this time obviously step one flip stream for stream for stream this time [Music] cause you make my balloons pop oh you make my fluence pop close reverse and then [Music] up don't leave it's my fault don't leak it's my fault don't [Music] [Music] i'm in so much of a better mood i have memory now i'm trying to defend the balloons i'm reaching the end making my heart stop you guys should hold fast keep moving [Music] i'm not throwing away my shots i am not throwing away my money shot hey how many like hamilton monkey i am not throwing away my shot imma draw my bow to get balloons demolished i probably shouldn't brag but dag no blues get past my polish the problem is i leave it like every theater sounds like i'm basically looking around with every line i dropped the second this bloons [ __ ] uh odyssey started there was an air raid siren for every theater kid to [ __ ] hurry hurry to their their nearest microphone the field was always in control trying to reach my goal of bliss i'm unstoppable i'm only a monkey but my mind is older these bloons defense levels get colder i show every burden every different passage i have learned to manage i don't have other heroes advantage i try my best to do the damage the plan is to man this post the whole game but damn i'm getting tired so let me spell out my name i am the q u i n c y c the son of quincy's who i meant to be dark monkey plays meanwhile bloom passes seriously insanity try each level relentlessly then my storm of arrows misses tragically just give me a target i'll make you smile with glee i will win this level and this is don't be shocked when the big game youtube mentions me i will lay down my life if the moabs bleed eventually you'll see my ascendancy i'm not throwing away my shot i am not throwing away my shot hey yo i'm just like my poppy i popped balloons like a monkey i am not throwing away my shot i'm not throwing away my sharks like a shot hey yo i'm just like you never thought you'd be writing that lyrical get your heart out lin manuel i'm just damn your [ __ ] i dream of life free from asian insanity the lack of sleep will lead us to profanity profanity ha try in humanity i just wish you would try and deal with reality yo i'm a quinte's apprentice i'm trying to be like pop so astronaut can come bro what is it with every hamilton song and just like not changing most lyrics why why the hamilton parodies specifically did they say you know what most of it's good most of it's good i'm gonna throw quincy in there a couple times but i'm not changing much and i'm taking up the bow because i know it's my chance to have my dance finance my extreme passion for dance time to spam but we'll never be truly free until we see each other with black borders free from its misery breaking cry do or die wait till i place the monkeys in quincy's kid until we finally win here's another yep geniuses lower your voices a bfb will come and put you in your places i'm with you but the situation is fraught i'm scared i'm filled with distraught if you shoot you're gonna get shot hey see what we got we got to his chat hard rock like lands a lot i think we still got a spot we can avoid breaking look at this progress i'm blitzing before we i'm trying to figure out the way done already put us all in one spot popping a squad on conventional wisdom like it or not a bunch of revolutionary sigma males who good at this i'll let you tell me where my tutu wizard monkey should be placed oh am i talking too loud sometimes i get over excited and shoot off at the mouth i never had a large chat before i promise i'll make you all proud [Music] i'm fast forwarding every round [Applause] [Music] rise up when you're sleeping on the ground you rise up tell your fiance on her trip she gotta rise up tell your dog get a grip gotta rise up i didn't sleep on the ground he's gonna rise up when are these monkeys gonna rise up when are these monkeys gonna rise up when are these monkeys gonna rise up i imagine that so much it feels more like a memory i fear we are gonna leak in my sleep a bloomer past me if i see it coming do i go or reset to the menu feed is it like a beat without a melody see i never thought we'd get past 40 where i come from levels get to half as many ask anybody why we live in past time we laugh reach for a flask we have to make this moment last let's keep this on five minutes i just want the subs i want the primes too i want everyone to give me money old or new balloons oppose us [ __ ] stand we roll it like geraldo something for each demand and if we win black border or currently get this man atriox mental resurgence or will the papathon begin an endless cycle of repentance grind with no attendance i know the action on the field is exciting but jesus between all the popping and grinding i've been watching and right we need to handle our monkey placements are we prepared for lead let us be led for preparedness i passed patiently waiting i'm fast forwarding every segment every action is an act of resentment i'm laughing at the face of casualties and sorrow for the first time i'm streaming past tomorrow i am not throwing away my i think this could play on broadway i think this could do uh a few months run on broadway at least [Music] and i'm blitzing so i'm over i'm over a third of the way i'm over a third of the way oh 36 is a danger one don't let me get distracted because these songs that's what's called quincy's popping it and it's by big old neck 36 is a tricky he is the one don't cost a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the stream black borders done the chosen sun will pop the balloon so big a can finally sleep by any means the omgs and vfbs will pop with one ability black border stays around the frame because big a stayed up for days chatters hooray eliminate like a boomerang crossbow had to penetrate alchemists bluff lasts for days now the bulls are popping in the lane doctor said he's gone insane get the monkey village so they can't regenerate now the lead's harder than the head of the state g.hui is the new candidate popping it chopping it anything opposite chad saying that you should stop and quit chatters be talking [ __ ] how quincy's popping it dropping times we never stopping it moab so fortified calling monkey pirates perhaps they're able to swallow it snipers pop blues from afar so i put their ass in the corner [ __ ] see his ultimate behold his awesomeness wondering how we can market this ripping through cartilage he is the hardest [ __ ] pop the blue put in sarcophagus dearly departed it's done when it started so now that i'm living so monkey rich looking like spartacus quincy is popping it he is the goat there's no politics [ __ ] he is popping it [Music] don't need a gun to get respect up on the stream black order's done the chosen sun will pop the balloon so big a can finally sleep by any means the omgs and bfbs will pop with one ability black border stays around the frame because big a stayed up for days chatters hooray popping it infinite there's no copium open the internet photosynthesis put up parenthesis temporary very scary if i feel like wasting money just my level quits never knew his life but yet the question is who's his dad is he real what the blessing is whenever he'll show up quickly he kills him below me these moabs ain't lonely claim you the homie he turn into broly boy's line's melodic spiritual toxic banks give no profit huh this is really good this is really good this is going on the album what the [ __ ] listen to that bark let me go back got its own princess but yet the question is who's his dad is he real what the blessing is whenever blue show up quickly severs it when the arrows hit he kills them below me these moabs ain't lonely claim you the homie he turn into broly boy's lies melodic spiritual pop sick banks give no profit chad is so toxic shoots like an archer he's the clitzy man out of nvidia call the chorus from a spectacle punches overlord flames like a sorcerer double torturer quincy's a beast chatters please tell me who [ __ ] with he q to the i to the n to the c claim you've been popping but i disagree you one thousand bullets get zero three this is for glory so do not backseat arrivederci these blues looking dirty popping till 1 30 like it's mandatory ending of the story he is the one don't cost a ton don't eat a gun to get respect up on the stream black borders done the chosen sun will pop the balloon so big a can finally sleep by any means the omgs and bfbs will pop with one ability black border station this should be on the next game it should be in this game when you boot up to the title sequence this song should play okay uh around 40. let's not [ __ ] anything up round 40 i'm gonna use instant ability i'm gonna [Music] i'm gonna use slower track wait yeah slower track and i'm an instant ability and we should be totally fine totally fine that's interesting oh that's interesting well that's interesting well that's interesting it's cause the song stopped well that's interesting well that didn't happen that doesn't that doesn't track what happened there wait that doesn't track [Laughter] that's interesting obviously that's a warm-up round obviously that's a warm-up brown that's interesting didn't didn't totally expect that if i'm being dead honest didn't think that was gonna be an issue did not expect it if i'm being dead honest i didn't i didn't expect it but it's okay right because here's the deal we would have gone through the songs too fast if i beat it on the exact first try uh total warm-up round total warm-up round and now we have another song coming up called where is this one this one's called uh okay okay let me spit some bars real quick yeah okay draw some gifties for mr glizzy [Music] on the big screen quincy son of quincy watch out watch out pardon me pardon me excuse me ain't no time to stop knows how to stop yep clock [Music] [Music] i don't have hoes and i'm not snorting blow just make it clear i'm a fiance who i love dearly i respect her i i don't know just a week because lines those are not those are not true but appreciate the enthusiasm obviously you know it really it's a good energy for the stream but just not factual lyrics watching [Music] and that's fine [Music] but what happens now to the heroes i thought i used i [Music] between the hero i might be using and quincy loves i try to stay the chords [Music] this bowling aching force at first i did my best [Music] is [Music] on [Music] that's rng but then there's quincy who sees who i [Music] [Music] he'll pop them obviously obviously screaming about balloons in my ear okay focus put the song on [Music] music's so good [Music] all i want to do is pop some more glue [Music] is not [Music] this one is he pops balloons by notorious dicks [Music] he plays quincy but still i'm afraid afraid he looks to win see he is real bad he needs borders in this game we play play not dead again indian stream keeps on turning him him he tries to learn but see he doubts himself [Music] don't love that [Music] it is this one [Music] no matter what the songs say i'm focusing the rage game or the tables aren't safe safe good thing his fiancee is out of town [Music] i can't is [Music] when it's in the 90s with that deep stress stress he seems awake and now he's blessed [Music] [Music] [Music] uh blind man wrath of comet mason ish just the max vin zorro sympatico glad i tuned in for the start of the real run this is the real run right here this this is the run right on this one is going to be it nope no doubt well done not copia it's not copied literally it's not cobia people know this is the run and when we get it we're all gonna spam first try [Laughter] we're all gonna spam first try we're gonna get it it is first try it's my life my own words i guess have you ever loved someone so much you give a coffee for not the expression no literally give up coffee for it when they know they're your heart and you know you wear their sada and you will destroy any balloon who would try to harm him but what happens when karma turns right around and bites you and everything you stand for turns on you despite you what happens when you become the main moab of his pain daddy look what i made dad's gotta go catch a plane daddy's where's mommy i can't find mommy where is she i don't know go play quincy baby your daddy's busy quincy's popping these balloons these balloons ain't gonna pop themselves i give you one dark monkey and you gotta swing by yourself then turn right around in that song and tell them you love them and put hands on his balloons who's the spitting image of em that's moab shady yeah baby moab shade is crazy shady made me but tonight shady's rock about baby when i'm gone just carry on don't more pop booms every time you hear the sound of my voice just know that i'm looking down and you smiling and i didn't pop no food so baby just pop some blooms and smile back and when i'm gone just carry on the lyrical adaptation you hear the sound of my voice just know that i'm looking down and you smiling and i didn't pop enough gloom so baby just pop some blooms and smile back i keep having this dream i'm pushing quincy on a swing he keeps screaming he don't want me to pop you're making mommy cry why why is mommy crying baby quincy ain't leaving it's like every other line is changed forever it's changed for balloons but then it just keeps red like they're just randomly some lies from the song you're making mommy cry does not have anything to do with balloons and then all right you go off autostart for now yeah no more quincy you're lying you always say that you always say this is the last time but you ain't leaving no more quincy your mind he's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it quincy please quincy don't leave quincy no stop it goes in his pocket pulls out a tiny bow and arrow it handles balloons this will keep you safe quincy take it with you i looked up as coffee cows standing in the mirror these [ __ ] walls must be talking cause man i can't hear them they're saying coffee cow glizzy hands and buy a banana farm now go out and show mars i hired dart monkeys to guard every power line in the whole city we're fine there will be no more balloon-based power outages every time you hear the sound of my voice just know that i'm looking down and you smiling and i didn't pop enough wounds so baby just pop some blooms and smile back and when i'm gone just carry on don't bore pop balloons every time 28 28 28 28 is my next danger and i didn't pop enough boom so baby just pop some blooms and smile back [Music] 28 28. oh we're gonna pop you [Music] okay okay okay hey i'm trying to get popped um [Music] [Music] here we [Music] we've been on this map for 38 hours give up yeah a fallacy but [ __ ] it you dropping everything is popping from the door you speaks again and back with another yeah if we restart we'll still do it again we pop blue my quincy and papa come to pop watch and drop no flop just chop tell them how we gonna pop balloons [Music] [Music] this is okay 36. easily clapped double up the monks peeking out the blinds emperor of the blue diver he's coming through the back though [ __ ] boy i'm creeping out the side i'm a boss you a chatter like why in the [ __ ] is he speaking out of line can't leave without a boy dart on my side making ops cry like hold on spend 12 at the apes though you that one got a hoes used to write love you don't bought too many farms now you paint blow clutch i hope you can say that hope this isn't a jack holler situation but yeah that's for some mama no let them try no twitch but this clip blew his face off seen him out get him running home like his baseball [ __ ] if you ain't independent stay yo ass out monkey on my side throwing darts like he pat my hoes can he beat the workshop [ __ ] we might never know and once the boy's finished he gonna have to find another show hey yeah yeah hold up real blue [ __ ] you know what it is walk into the spot and pop it like i'm big quincy 30 more hours hell nah you can miss me metal on the track but the balloons moving briskly somebody turn on media [ __ ] he looking like he need a reprieve sitting sideways moab getting five ways solder slicing balloons at high pace she keep the line great atriox let me hear that bar again you need a reprieve sitting sideways moab getting five ways soda slicing balloons at high pace she keep the line great atrioxes died on 50 he can't keep his mind straight [ __ ] it's getting active better pray that chopper fly straight holy [ __ ] like it's benny hannah yeah flow's crazy i i okay like i lowkey don't even want to rap on this beat so i'm just gonna listen this mad beast in this [ __ ] i'm just gonna talk on this one chill okay damn this [ __ ] long as hell it's still going that's how they gonna take the mask off young blizzard can't stop till the subs at the top he just trying to go and get the bag off trying to get what he had first you gotta go instead then you gotta go and work your ass off do the dash like solder spin now slice out then i'm gonna go stab off then the round lost like running back dawg i'm sorry miss blooney hold up hold up round 40. hold up no i'm not getting track extensions nah [ __ ] that i don't need track extensions yes [ __ ] yeah no track extensions baby nice sorry i'll pop your ass again i'm just rapping while i'm thinking i don't even got a pen he gonna make it to a hundred but i'm not sure about when it's alright though called a chopper rvd boy it'll drop kick you if you ain't on team believer i am not with you big blimp say bernard boy that's not schnitzel you couldn't beat the shop i'm the storm you a light drizzle right around amg ride around chain on me ride around calling me solder keep a few blades on me you went right around nowhere that timer long and it ain't decreased 10k sub now it's bank on fleek changing the game like guys before you freak out by the way everyone that clips gets bad i want you guys to know that we go back before you freak out this is page [ __ ] 12 of a 17 page document about me and point crow's contract with the game developer it has no numbers in it it says audit right and accounting statements payment period there was nothing of value in it but everyone that clipped it is getting banned so i want you to know that just because you're a [ __ ] psycho don't feel free but let you know that we are going back and banning i thought that was a blind sky 17 legalese balloons guide there's literally i'm looking at it right now there's literally nothing of value in it but just because you clipped it you're a [ __ ] weirdo and i'm gonna ban you uh save all the drama frogs all right uh we made it past around 40. we made it past round 40. no this is my balloon's guide right here this is oh [ __ ] oh by the way uh recommend if you haven't seen uh the stavros special really funny really i i had only heard about him through slime and i hadn't really seen much of his stuff he put a he put a he put out a special that was great um it was really really funny uh okay so wait i'm good right i'm good i'm gonna grab this and then we just press play okay next thing i have to worry about is 44 four forty four forty four oh i need where my [ __ ] song though dude hey hold up hold up where'd the music go there we go hey chilling like ice monkey don't try me chilling without the potion beside me please no backseaters like i'm driving a model no backseaters like i'm whipping a corvette make a new strap but you know he gonna forget back to the mods and back to the vine he'll try a new squad and he'll beat this [ __ ] no sweat he'll make a new strap but you know he's gonna fork yet yeah i'm not rapping over the rest of this [ __ ] so uh this song long as hell congrats on 10k oh thanks the quincy connection an h-rock fan song based on the muppets from frogman [Music] oh no this is the art why aren't there enough songs about quincy and how he's the goat oh quincy is goaded and he's also throated and quincy is leading the goons [Music] is cool but she isn't the greatest she has her sims but they're cringe someday we'll find it the quincy connection the doubters believers and me who said that every balloon would be popped and frozen when faced against the other chimps when darlin really sucks we all know and say it let's all kick her in the shins what's so frustrating [Music] how did i hold that holy [ __ ] someday well i wrote oh my god in my notes i was like 47 you have to use instant ability i didn't do it because i didn't have it oh my god we held by a [ __ ] thread what a clinch moment my goodness okay wow intense they will find it that quincy connection the doubters believers and me all of us watching in awe we know that he's definitely scroted kermit the frog say scrotum it's not something i thought would happen ever but especially during this sub-a-thon probably have you been popping bloons and have you been winning i've heard them shouts this is the one is this the sweet sound of quincy oh come on the voice might be one and the same i've heard it too many times to ignore it it's something that we all have heard someday we'll find it the quincy connection [Music] believers [Music] [ __ ] nasty hoes [Music] hey slow it down it's round 93 it's round 93 yeah i'm afraid it's round 93 it's round 93. i'll save that for round 93. i'll save that actually for round 93. [Music] i will save that uh back with the big hits these trips all my sons like big queens my streamers and [ __ ] never seen this little back seater they think they a genius on the chat room you had to give that blacklist when the cameras come i always see them ooh like queen size scene i'm shooting my shot i'm still with a hero ooh i keep it thorough i got five chips in this map and they all in one corner i got the nano's that turtle i got my back home though drew me like quincy the hero run the same thing because i like pixel perfecto so i'll keep slashing yes i want my girl i gotta plan was watching unfurl zeros on zeros and zeros that's what banned on the balance say i got an infrared from the sniper not doing anything with the money save i'm gonna play tickle with the bank it runs a circle around the way say that he lived today alright say she leaving this weekend he down the gate check out some hits are you playing that [ __ ] when blue's going i know what he's about to say who's popping brand new chimp just copting i got options i can slash that [ __ ] like soda just joshing imma spend this papathon locked in my doubt is all of them toxic lsf top 10. oh my question mobile coming shot real good here hero i think they check out no college look i don't know knowledge call me a master no cabin i'm gonna rhyme style in my sigma tankwhile as they stumb and i just woke all the way from the stream yesterday i never get up i play ganchin [ __ ] with your stream y'all live for yourself for the playlist and all the song and you can't and i'm saying wrong [ __ ] rich all those points on my [ __ ] and i still gonna [ __ ] with you he slapped like a batman flustered with a chatter like a punch man phantomizer pulled up in bam mobile the reason i ain't [ __ ] with these whack ass travis is the cavaz chairs and the strats ain't real believe me you want to keep your life and take it easy i'm rocking channel points need a highlight these doubts going down they stop typing mildly orange frown like i'm quincy my head's accurate like a sniper these chatters backseaters i'm a soldier hey somebody tell these doubters that it's over you know it's quincy baby what's poppin brand new champ just copted i got options i can slash that [ __ ] like soda the chocolates i'm out here with all of my poppers they calling me quincy now that's my father guess i gotta go get her when i go chip it up come on boys i don't like somebody rubber the village the glacier that pops it all while in the boat to [ __ ] me with cypress they caught him i told me that i wasn't feeling my music i hit quite he told me there's nobody harder and i'm with akowski i know that [ __ ] for the coffee we ain't no buying a monkey who's selling it i'm a micro celebrity i gotta tell him my hitters is gorgeous don't reach me hold on we believe that you wanted to roast me i had a monkey as strong as a ruler in case you was blowing and wanting to approach me hit 99 on a bat for a hundred we're gonna try again i want some snacks again after my poop now i'll cough up a lung again big tag zone blues only come again running the way that i come again come again i just put so many monkeys on the belt that i don't even gotta run again [ __ ] me there's one more what's popping brand new champ just copping i got options i can slash that [ __ ] like solder it's joshing i'm spending this popping unlocked in my god i got all of them toxins lsf top 10. what's cracking brand new man new brandon brand new his name traction same of them all new [ __ ] same old chimp new chat is that your little wedding voice holy [ __ ] he got a weighing feature holy [ __ ] same old game it drags on same on ron bandana i'm popped that [ __ ] with magic yeah i capitali i acted yellow damn the cody really got to wayne dude time in that [ __ ] with soda yeah gonna spam that [ __ ] to pay like clap for leo's got a dream put points on that little grinding this [ __ ] that's me and all matt's fuzzy gonna roll on that smack on smack out 99 rounds and the health ain't what and numbers don't lie that's the aftermath yeah what's poppin brand new balloon just poppin um [ __ ] it i got options i'm gonna barely close that rocket i can put a village in the end zone put a bad [ __ ] in the cheap song oh screaming like squeeze me i want more he teasing although he's fading fast though bluesy dodge like neo people around my day ones dark monkeys that he they said hey does it hurt when you leave though i just spent a night here speak yo what's poppin brand new chimp just caught it i got options i can slash that [ __ ] like soda disgusting imma spend this papathon logged in that is all of them toxic elsa top 10. banger banger start to finish here's the thing so uh for round 55 i wrote in my notes that i need to have overdrive upgraded but i have no money so i think i bought this village too early in fact i know i did so we're gonna hold anyway i have a good feeling i have a good feeling we're gonna hold i got a good feeling we're gonna hold actually i feel no uh it's not that tough around i think we're just going to micro the heavily really well we're going to instantly use sawdust ability and we're going to hold no problem no no problem all right so we're going to keep this right here i'm going to press play oh it's right here oh we held oh we held oh there's more i thought it was from the top it was from the middle oh man we held no problem literally held no problem okay i mean got me nervous there for a second uh oh there's more okay we have no problem i actually know where oh here we go oh [ __ ] oh god that is a clincher it's a real clincher all right uh no problem though literally no problem we're holding no problem overdrive now okay good all right back on track we're back on track i'm back a little bit cheaper because i got a second village first we're actually ahead of the game if you can believe it if you can believe you can achieve it all right next song 57 is a danger round that's next [Music] [Music] i've got bananas [Music] cause i'm yours [Music] [Music] some advice from quincy he told me to shoot my shot twice and quickly so here i am again i'm with the goat i'm with busy hands and we're popping ddt's till we reach the end blink fast and you might miss me i'm at level 20 right next to my hero quincy every single map might as well be labeled easy cause i arrows by the storm and the blue [Music] nice this one's called btd6 a quincy production it's escape what a big game like quality too just kicked over my last song oh i'm so sorry i didn't really like it so i made another [Music] we played together too long she was quite cringy and she wasn't the ball this is what i read that's me or just want to mess if you like around school at midnight right here [Music] the original lyrics are playing wait is this just is the original song on low [Music] i've got to use my supply drop before this round ends traffic use them to use it so this boomer can win okay we're at 60. for 60 i wrote danger round danger round started with high hopes and i heard the first path i liked the voice line in an instant i knew the curve of his bow it was my own mother quincy and he said incoming smile for a moment and i say what's true chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop shot [Laughter] it's the mic quality man it's my quality anyway there was only ten seconds left okay what's the point of beating chimps if you don't use quince what's the point of popping balloons if the son of quincy ain't there [ __ ] that i grab my phone and type wtf in chat and i open up balloons and use quincy myself while watching that short pale boy that i subbed to last year coffee cow that's what i call in love that's short i am a little pale that's what i've fallen feeling like this anti-social hole that i got and i guess i'm a twitch chatter ayo look vip just for this rap that i wrote them atrioc prime because we don't do ludwigna 20k subs balloons td7 you ain't gotta pop on my weight you gotta pop em for the playing balloons for these chatters we think that they blows geniuses workday is getting skipped guess who really poppin [ __ ] big a [Music] those balloons leak two rounds before you beat that map first try use quincy and you'll see results shout out gh2 except nicknames top three and i can't even get the song to play on the what's this parody of i love this beat and of course i love this lyrics but what's this parody of 444 of course yeah yeah man what a great beat radio but [ __ ] it's okay because big able to play it though big a told me not to trip i am in my zip lock feel like i got the best moon song out hold up i know i got the best blue song out hold on 160 we're doing good we're doing good i need to have my money for the ice guy on 63 so hold up for a bit [Music] hold hold hold hold helicopter micro on point aaron did you know daddy this is a parody of a bible song mary did you know parodied would call darren did you know this is addicted to fighting cartoons did you know [Music] and hates the latex we have to be ready for 63. [Music] did you know [Music] really really beautiful stuff hold on hold on this is a very important round [Music] hold on for a second you cannot be it's just so quiet and my brain is trying to pick it up and i really really really need to focus on round 63. fine 63. all right this is good we have everything we need for round 63. i'm going to press play oh on strong i'm going to press play the balloons are gonna come in there's gonna be a tightly packed wave of ceramics as that hits about half screen i'm gonna use my second ability clear it that'll give time for enough spikes to build up to handle the second and third waves if i [ __ ] up any aspect of that i will lose on this round i need a helicopter micro i need to use sawdust abilities effectively and i need to be on point let's [ __ ] go okay that should have bought us enough time and enough spikes i hope to god it did next wave's coming next wave's coming [Applause] okay oh god hold pull hold hold third wave's coming third wave's coming oh god yes yes okay strong okay yes yes yes it's just 63 done it's big that's big actually this one's called i want to beat this chimps map and it's by uh notorious next again all right 63 done we gotta pop more balloons it's like a party city out there [Music] not gonna change anything yeah i better refill my quiver never know what's in store all right should we bring the mirror hold [ __ ] hole [Music] wait [ __ ] hold all the way to black borders [Music] but in the end we will see [Music] how much longer we'll play for in this game [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] man [Music] we should all be free we should all be free until 70. but there's still more to pop we just reset again i think i'm just saving now for taxi the monkey heats okay okay we're gonna be here all night this is the run this is the run [Music] there is if i can pop anymore can't stop now i've gotten too far to get these black waters [Music] and i want you to [Music] yeah i'm gonna beat it [Music] i wanna feel the [ __ ] [Applause] okay next round next round's hard 71 i wrote danger danger danger [Music] [Applause] [Applause] man [Applause] [Music] okay this is the hardest part of the run because i have to save up 21 000 and then i can't spend my money so every round's gonna get harder and harder until i finally afford it and then it gets easier 71 i'm gonna use my ability instantly helicopter micro and hold ready let's go micro micro micro hold [ __ ] [ __ ] fart [ __ ] fart [ __ ] and fart [ __ ] the [ __ ] apart why did not work i don't know i wrote instant ability plus heli micro uh that's what i did that's what i did why did it not work you have two abilities no i i have to save the next one for the next round hmm i think i think when i used it instantly i i wanted it to go here and it went here i think that's what happened i think it's not instant ability i think its ability has to hit the moabs um yeah instant ability wasn't the right play damn 71 dude if we get past 75 it actually gets easier okay all right all right all right all right well time is it i have time i have time to start run it back run it back run it back no [ __ ] ups uh man i just don't know what i'm gonna do differently though like i i'll be honest with you i just right before stream i ran this through in practice and i didn't have to reset i just did exactly this close strong first we're gonna get it i need music any music [Music] [Applause] it's gotta be the run this has got to be the run [Applause] man [Applause] [Music] okay blast okay just just just blitz it quincy is still my guy at bloon's parody of still feel the half alive by drew berger when i'm furthest from blackboard blackboard like feeling closer to the blues i've been invaded by plastic trying to recognize quincy when i feel he's been replaced when i'm furthest from quincy feeling closer to the blues i've been invaded by plastic [Music] that i can feel a shot down in my soul and it's popping me back to earth let me know oh here's a monkey can't be contained so pop me from the balloons and pull me from the grave cause quincy is still my guy when it's hopeless start to notice that quincy is still my guy i'm popping more wipes or letting plastic 14 on 14. so when i lose round 63 in this expert map drifting as a dream i'll pop them soon to lead an army of monkeys more than popping blooms freed me up my pride i call allegiance to queen sin [Music] but i can feel a shot down in my soul and it's popping me back to earth let me know he is a monkey can't be contained so cop me from the balloons and pull me from the grave cause i hope he's still my guy when it's hopeless i start to notice that quincy is still my guy puppet oh let him plastic [Music] quincy still my guy it is hopeless that i start to notice that quincy is still my guy popping my eyes oh let him [Music] oh i can feel a shot down in my soul and he's pulling me back to earth let me know and quincy hearts picked inside a meal show [Music] quincy is shooting balloons even if i pick another tower quincy still my monkey or a throat seems that he is the hero quincy is shooting balloons even if i pick another tower quincy's still my monkey or so it seems he is the hero [Music] is still my guy when it's helped us i start to notice quincy is still my guys [Music] [Music] [Music] my house [Music] 28 28 uh danger round [Music] there once was a man who was built differently the name of that man was quincy son of quincy he shoots and he pops and he kills the balloons alone he fans off doom zombies [Music] is [Music] you'll get some [Music] the last one was literally a full yeezy's album that we already listened to it's like 40 minutes [Music] it's not an on-site parody it's a 40-minute full yeezus if you weren't there for it you missed it [Music] we're doing new songs [Music] should have been no leaks oh there wasn't a week third wave's gonna leak nothing i can do about it i can't afford anything um atrialk you said you were gonna beat all these levels and be done with balloons yeah i think you've bitten off more than you can chew maybe i guess it depends with what hero you're using well good luck you'll need it [Music] place them right here when i make them pop all the latex will fear have they wanted a silence but no harborage here quincy won't go out without a path unless maybe one sneaks by oh unless maybe one sneaks by at the end [Music] [Music] all right so we should make a plan here but we shouldn't change anything maybe an upgrade or something quincy on three three two one quincy has come his time's almost done this battle is won now we pray for the sun chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop 100 to go how many unless maybe one sneaks by a deal [Music] consistently past 40. [Music] all right we leaked but it's okay let's run it back i think i know what we need oh single sniper monkey that's right that's right a single sniper obviously a single step everybody's not gonna do it [Music] hey tamakura tim aguirre thank you [Music] [Music] raid leo the plural maybe the prime applesauce thing to find [Music] balloons are coming and his face is red um [Music] we all know that one guy who says i could beat this in one try he's only played two hours and he thinks he's hot [ __ ] gets timed out by mods [Music] oh [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] is [Music] no just a few pixels away some guys suggested aura surely it will work get sun down [Music] the agony [Music] atria [Music] covers [Music] okay um [Music] look at all this stuff so it's bing bing bing and one of these uh oh uh my nice playset uh bing bing okay this is all good [Music] um welcome to the pop-a-thon hosted by big a for every sub you drop in chat a minute he will stay we've got only bloon's content for better or worse if quincy cannot entertain you you'd be the first welcome to the pop-a-thon look around the stream watch his atria blues is on level 99 in screams there's no work and no ari bring only your best nothing to distract from blackboard during the rest welcome to the pop-a-thon what would you prefer beat round 95 or lose it to a single glue gunner spam emotes drop pog champs drop sevens and sag your message only matters if you've got a sub badge welcome to the pop con strap into your seat sit your white ass down and watch the second patriarch 19. we've got submarine snipers quincy the hero why is he not using banana farms oh he sees in someone called champs you can't fire your income or cell towers or welcome to the pop-a-thon hold on to your toes balloon's a match for quincy son of quincy and his bow come for the pop rest if you gift a hundred subs we'll play his best get your credit card out and get ready to subscribe drop a tier one drop by tier two drop a tier three drop a prime papa tmo abc omg or even the legendary b-a-d-h-e-r-o-i-c you should sell that dart monkey you should build a bank you should use my favorite tower what's your monkey knowledge rank oh watch chimps wasn't listening never mind don't care l plus you fell off plus ratio you have no hair could i interest you i'm popping balloons all of the time add a minute to the timer for 4.99 this pop-a-thon will never might as well [Music] will pop the balloons [Music] you know wasn't always like this not very long ago back a few suns right after the capital fell 2021 your friend ludwig did a sabbath on he beat number two we all knew what was missing from his stream of course it's balloons balloons infinite blooms i've been playing since cool math games [Music] okay i love them so much got a quincy tattoo now let's pop some reds let's pop some leds [Music] [Music] and we'll teach all the streamers the beauty [Music] it was always the plan to give twitch glizzy hey that was not always the plan [Music] could i interest you in popping balloons all of the time a minute to the timer for 4.99 this papa thumb will never it might as well drop a prime matriarch will pop the balloons for all time could i interest you in popping balloons all of the time add a minute to the time before 4.99 this pop-a-thon will never end my last will drop a prime lizzy hands will pop the balloons and coffee cow will pop the balloons and atriox will pop the balloons for all time [Applause] [Music] abilities ready and his name is [Music] [Music] for this [Music] no no no no take care of this one [Music] no no no wait wait wait i can't afford the cryo cannon oh no i'm oh no wait i can't afford the cryo cannon for round 63. wait what yeah off the mid-round it i can mid-round it it's 1790 i can mid-round it i can mid-round it we're fine i can mid-round this is free i can mid-round it weird though why am i poor i didn't get this glue gun our first last one i'm doing this from memory i didn't make notes on the order of the towers just which rounds are dangerous so i must have misordered something it's fine though we're going to be fine i'm going to just okay round 63 um this guy's got to be on strong oh he can't be on strong until he's upgraded okay second ability we'll clear the first wave and then we'll be fine okay we fine just press play slow it down second ability strong we're fine we're so fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine nice nice nice one more hold oh easy actually easily clap dude it's a little bit off okay easy easy easy easy easy three done sexy three done done and dusted okay now it gets the hard part the really hard part now we get to the real [ __ ] meat and potatoes of it i have to get to the tax zone there's no other option i have to get to the [ __ ] tax zone please [ __ ] hold what the hell hold that's so intense okay okay this round and your mom are so fine yes thanks for the reassurance in the round i don't really appreciate the comment about my mother okay uh okay need a little music for sure but we're fine we're actually still fine we're so fine uh or we die last time 75 wait big holes big holes though big holes [Music] oh man i hate when it starts chopping at your [ __ ] okay [Music] there will never be another balloons by kz 71 killed me there will be many other nights like this and i'll be standing here with something new 71 killed me huh there will be other streams like another joke another clip but there will never be [Music] how can i have [Music] [Music] okay powerful stuff this one's called balloon solver a parody of snake eater [Music] saving up money to get tax on before 80. i'm searching for an upgrade to you [Music] i give my lives not for honor [Music] in my time [Music] [Music] we gotta be flawless on seventy-one [Music] pause it's 71. this is as far as we got last time we're already back we're already back at 71. here's what i think i'm gonna do because i saved the track extensions on the moab i have a free track extensions now i might pull it out let me pee first okay okay okay you can hear yeah well steady stream steady stream powerful stream man who's confident remarkable sound quality on that p [Laughter] so you meant i was peeing all right because a lot of you were spamming yep coke all right you can't be both okay all right zip it it's around 71. it's round 71. i need to do this perfectly i need to do this perfectly okay here's the deal i don't want to have to use saw to second ability because i want to have it for 72 but if i have to i can use it so okay okay i can't spend any money i can't spend any money because i have to get the tax zone before 80. let's press play we're gonna [Music] we're gonna make this work okay [ __ ] it yeah i'm just track extending it i don't know what's gonna happen but i'm track extending it's too risky way too risky yeah i'll just take i'll take the money loss that's fine that's fine i got nervous dude i got nervous it was a free track extension i'm just gonna use it that's fine that's so fine we're done 71's done there's always a little money left at the end it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine okay okay 72 we have all our abilities now if we need them oh well the tracking system already starts so we should be fine uh wait hold actually 72 looks like a [ __ ] beast of a round get ready to [ __ ] second ability if i need to hold [ __ ] don't waste it wait to finish the round we can we can wait that was good that was [ __ ] good michael wait till the thing ended okay 72 down okay nice 73 73. [ __ ] hold hold hold hold okay 74. oh it's a moab i mean it's a [ __ ] bfb wait can i hold this can i hold this [ __ ] hold it wait hold okay okay okay okay 73 73 that was 23. 174 now oh hold okay for 75 the next one i wrote massive danger round massive danger round and then for 76 i wrote you need to have sawed a second ability instantly or you are [ __ ] that's what i wrote okay so but again if i get to round 77 that's where i'm gonna get the tax zone and then i'm in a much better spot 75 and 36 are the three of the two hardest rounds outside of maybe like 98. okay okay i'm not going to waste anything on this and still cuts a tomato okay we're holding 75. massive danger round i wrote huh and i can't use my second ability because i need it for 76 or i am quote [ __ ] okay good to know good to know good to know good to know i'm gonna i'm not the track extend i think i think about the track extend it's fine okay okay are we ready 75 this is the probably the biggest leak risk of the whole [ __ ] thing i said maybe 98. no music just focus just focus just focus just focus massive danger round let's play shoes on the wrong [ __ ] thing oh god good god damn okay okay wait oh no oh no oh no oh no okay okay [ __ ] it yeah yeah that was necessary i think that was necessary i think that was [ __ ] necessary oh god it was it was so necessary it might be big enough hold [ __ ] hold please please hold the bones are off the track okay okay 75 down we did lose some money but we should still get enough for tax zone on 76 if we don't [ __ ] i have to do soda ability on this first massive ceramic wave i need it i have to use it well timed or i'm [ __ ] press play go nice okay i don't have enough yet for tax zone probably because of this [ __ ] buy i can get it instantly mid-round i need to get it instantly mid-round okay uh so let's go 76 press play come on hold hold or just need a little bit more money just a little bit more money we don't have any abilities if it comes down to it i will [ __ ] use this i will use track extender or i will use the uh track slow down if i have to do it but i think i'm fine this run is not a big threat they're probably gonna send something bigger yep oh [ __ ] i'm gonna oh [ __ ] i need a little bit more money i just need a little bit more money chop chop chop chop chop whoa i got it i got i literally instant upgraded it and it was actually the last second oh that was perfect okay okay that was good we got it we got tax zone okay nice now the rounds get easier the rounds actually get easier um 78 is the next one it's not easy sorry it doesn't actually get easy just yet after 78 it's easy so 78 there's going to be a long wave of ceramics i need to really use soda's ability and then the wave is so long her ability should come back and i use it again i have to use it both times well or i leak let's go hold hold hold not yet not yet pulled now okay now let it run let it run let it run let it run let it [ __ ] run the ability comes back and wait hold and this is the longest [ __ ] round in the world now nice nice okay now everything should be good everything should be good everything should be gucci everything should be chill oh i gotta get i gotta get an alchemist in this tax zone that's that's [ __ ] huge actually i can't believe i almost forgot that uh pastor throwing stronger stem yep okay now we just let it run until we get tier three frost should be freebie should be easy should be nothing but net should be [ __ ] gucci should be golden there just shouldn't be no worries in fact you probably play a little music because i literally have no worries until this thing's upgraded to tier five yeah let me just look attack zone is ripping through them it's ripping through them uh around 80 is a little bit of a threat i guess z omg but i don't think it's a problem let's see what's next in the chimps in infernal hell one second i actually need to focus here i'm not gonna throw on 80 dude let's play instance i shouldn't need any extender or anything i shouldn't need any extender or anything this should just [ __ ] break just break just break and then break and then break and then break and then break nice nice dude it starts with one pot i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard i try chips are insane they remain my bane when it comes from the pain oh i know balloons is a [ __ ] up thing knocks me out called while i'm up in the ring watch them leak by while i get no saying the game takes life away it's so unreal didn't have diamond hands watch them go through fingers like some sands trying to hold on but and had no fans i wasted all this time with just failed plans i popped every once in a while and even though i tried i never won a game what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of the times [Music] [Music] i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard i try chips are insane they remain my band when it comes from the pain i tried so hard oh jeff they continue to backseat me i'm in this hell and i will never be free remembering all the time you mean me i'm surprised it got so far balloons ain't the way it was before they didn't even have the [ __ ] tripper anymore not that we played it back then but it all comes with a shortcut once in a while and even though i tried i never won a game and what if it to me right [Music] but in the end [Music] [Music] pushed him as far as he is [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] us i tried so hard to beat this man but in the end i never got passed [Music] nice okay we're getting to the 90s [Music] quincy is breaking while you fall asleep little do you know quincy still haunted by round 63 little do you know quincy is trying to pick up a black [Music] quincy's been holding back for round 63 which is ready to forget big a but round 63 is a harder fight little do you know quincy game needs a little more time the boy angel a choir of angels couldn't sing it better just why i love watching by guys just rhyme just white i promise you don't have to be afraid just why anyone no proms are here and they are here to stay so just say for round 53. all those people in the back school go drop a sub to blend you on youtube yeah yeah brother hold [ __ ] hold [Music] okay we're in 92. [Music] um [Music] this is [Music] oh [Music] okay [Music] it's all looking good it's all looking good [Music] all of the time i am [Music] okay i wrote for 94 i wrote danger that's [ __ ] called dragon i wrote threat danger threat date that's all i wrote i wrote threat and danger what does that mean atrialq what does that mean a threat oh round93 oh we'll play uh yeah you know what hold hold on hold on you're right you're so right [Music] you're so right i'll get i'll get a snack too hey slow it down it's round 93 it's round 93 yeah i'm afraid it's round 93 it's round 93 there might have been a time when you would stop and take a break oh once upon a time you were a marketing man but now come too far so it's round 93 it's round 93. it's fine we're finally is spotty today but we're fine that one glue there's no power lines okay imagine if it happened again it's round 92. if it happened again it's round nine i would think one of you was behind it yeah i would literally think one of you was walking around santa clara with a [ __ ] mylar balloon he's not the strap and there's nothing wrong with that quincy he's a free okay arrow's on his boat he's ready to go okay 94. there might have been a time when you i should live wait i have to think what am i going to do i need a plane in my head i wrote threat danger threat danger i have second ability which i can use i have both tracks if i needed it though i don't want to because i'm gonna need the money and everything for 96. in fact i need to get oh wait i need to get sabotage before 96. oh [ __ ] i off i'll have money i'll have money i'll have money money money let's just put this down now so i don't forget and start upgrading it because i need to that's the first thing i got to get before 96. all right press play [ __ ] it hold clean i think we're fine i think we're hold as long as the boomerang keeps doing its job we're fine as long as they keep spreading out like this wait wait wait wait wait they're getting a little close wait that's three z omgs i might need to press the button wait wait think we're barely holding oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good it's always dangerous do you saw the ability there because she stops doing dps it's almost like a net loss a lot of time because the ability doesn't do that much damage to moabs oh that's a dangerous that's a dangerous call okay we got balloon sabotage huge we'll get that next uh 95 should not be a problem 95 should be chill we'll have everything for 96 which is a dangerous level and we're going to use balloon sabotage on it okay upgrade don't tell me what to do don't [ __ ] dare tell me i know exactly what i'm doing i know exactly what i'm upgrading at what time i'm not gonna waste my money necessarily on anything [ __ ] zippy 96 baby okay hold moabs hold hold the moabs pull the ddt's hold micro the helicopter everything's holding everything's holding we're gonna make it to 96. this is no problem there's too many spikes okay okay we can get this upgrade we have enough for emergency track extensions and we're going to go to 96. on this level i shouldn't have to use any track extensions just balloon sabotage and then get it back in time for 98. for 98 i need both track extensions sabotage both sada abilities 98 is the hardest level in this run okay i think we're ready i think we're good forget about the tutu wizard okay all right let's [ __ ] go instant instant instant instant instant instant instant ability okay wait hold now okay did that was that that might have been too early but i wanted it back in time maybe that still splits things up i think we're fine there's no z omgs oh wait hold oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh we're barely dicing them dude this is so [ __ ] close damn there's so much [ __ ] coming my way i think we're holding yes yes yes okay okay okay okay we held we held we hell we held um we held we [ __ ] held let's get icicles let's get deep freeze 97 shouldn't be a problem i need a second boomer for sure most important monkey in this [ __ ] thing is the boomerang he does a million [ __ ] damage and slows and helps and he's just great so we're gonna get another one right here strong okay um we got this we got this we got sabotage we got this i might i might i don't want relentless relentless is not good enough for its cost it's too expensive um i'd like to get a third boomer and another mob assassin i can't get it now 97 97 is not even tough 97 is not even tough i'm gonna save the money so that if i have emergency uh if i need to use track extensions hold god this could be the end of a [ __ ] million year grind so many hours in this goddamn map so much bad luck cannot use i cannot use balloon sabotage i need it for 98 i cannot use it for any reason no matter what happens do not use bloom salad i'd rather leak on this round the news blues out it's guaranteed loss if i don't have it for an idea i need it for 98. but 97 should be free we are holding we are holding oh yeah 97 is no problem okay it's 98 baby this is do or die this is make or break this is do or die this is make or break this is do or die okay this is it this is the [ __ ] all the marbles glue splatter i'm getting you um deep freeze it does not matter for this monkey but i'll get it anyway everything else i need to save for extensions i need to have enough for extensions and another boomerang but i can't afford no boomer so i'm not gonna get it this is it this is what i'm going with this is what i brought to the party dance with the girl you brought dance with a girl you brought with is 98 is so important okay here's the strategy we're gonna have the slow track on already at the start i think i think we're gonna open with slow track yeah yep we're just gonna have it at the start when the blue moabs start to leak i'm going to extend the track and when the z omgs and the red the red uh whatever they're called bfbs i can't use balloon sabotage until the z omgs and the bfbs are in range of the tax zone i need to maximize the amount of time those guys are hit by the tax zone if i use it too early it's a waste if i use it too late i'm dead it has to be when they're in range of the tax zone let's go let's go let's go boomerang's doing a great job doing a fantastic job don't extend yet don't extend yet don't extend yet don't extend yet wait they're filtering out don't extend yet don't extend yet okay get ready get ready extend oh it's too early no it's just fine it was just fine it was just fine it was just fine yes now wait they're not in range yet hold wait they're not in range yet hold wait they're not in go perfect timing yes yes okay okay two rounds two rounds to go two rounds to go plenty of money for track extensions i can i can keep it on uptime almost the whole time i need a third boomerang i need to have it get the [ __ ] pierce and the buff and everything to put it right like right [ __ ] here okay put it right here and get more press get these put it on strong need a second one of these i can't get the discount unfortunately but we need max damage so who cares uh moab muller mob assassin that that dead on first oh wait i don't have enough for track extensions okay i need to get enough for 100. i uh i can't i can get through 99 without him but i need him for a hundred just press play press play i'm alright 99 doesn't matter 99 is not tough 99 has never been tough i knew it i knew it okay i think i win i think i [ __ ] win okay i don't have balloon sabotage ready it's half but the bad moves very slowly it should be back in time this needs to be on from the beginning i need max amount of time to get the max amount of spikes we keep everything on 100 uptime all our money actually i'm not going to spend any money on anything else every month you should go towards these there's nothing that needs better value than these let's go press play we're running it we're running it running it running and running it running it running it running it running your wrangler come on baby come on baby come on baby come on baby come on come on come on come on oh [ __ ] we don't have oh no we're not gonna keep it in oh wait wait [ __ ] wait break it break the goddamn thing break it yes yes yes yes [ __ ] yes finally yes oh give me that black border let me see it let me see it let me see it let me see let me see it please no mistakes no [ __ ] no glitches just give me the black border yes [ __ ] yes dude oh my god so much time so much brain power so many goddamn songs yes yes next map oh yes dude with my own strat built from the ground up i had to [ __ ] learn how to place every single dart monkey at the beginning just to get past around six took me [ __ ] half a day to do that alone oh every single mistake back to the beginning back to the beginning back to the beginning finally and then fire alarm internet outage power outage from a balloon oh thank [ __ ] god yes okay god i'm happy happy i got that monkey off my back first try first try thank you for uh all the subs thank you everyone supported again this is not the end of my uh balloons journey but i will be doing marketing content tomorrow i can't uh i can't uh stream all day playing balloons when i have a job uh tomorrow will be uh marketing monday on a wednesday i have some good stuff to talk about um that was just a [ __ ] challenge man i spent i think i spent more hours on that than like any boss all of sekiro all of hollow knight that's crazy that was i was such a that was such a mind [ __ ] ah god i'm glad i did it ah thank you for all the songs really appreciate it i'm gonna play one of my favorites my absolute favorites to close out the night and then i'm gonna go uh watch some kenobi episode with ari um let's see uh here it is [Music] almost every night when that balloon it's a is delight every monkey is popping in the blue line [Music] thank you to yarbol thank you salty bacon every monkey everyone that said that you know we donated over five thousand dollars five thousand eight hundred twenty nine dollars and home to chill and dude stroke recovery and quincy's loose draws his bow tight we paid the mods monkeys popping in the bloom line metal every monkey's shooting left and right it's such a and natural sight every monkey's popping in the storm [Music] i'm really glad this this big moment for me is done in a shirt that says i'm so good with my rod i make fish come that's that's the clothes i want to be buried in uh all right i'm gonna write somebody thank you for watching i'm finally exqueezed uh um what's right germa he's playing a game called moon scars that looks fun let's write germa germa985 go check him out go check out jeremy's probably playing something really fun he's always got a good good eye for games have a good night have a good night night you can't pop and stay uptight we'll use the same strat one more time we did every monkey was popping in [Music] every monkey's shooting left and right it's such a fun natural sight every monkey's popping in the blue light [Music] |
hello everybody I'm back in the robe the OG robe you know real ones will remember this robe dude it's been a while since I've wore this bad boy the dong slanger thank you for the one gifted it's been a while dude it's been a while since I've worn this robe where the [ __ ] do you guys live because every time I go live it's like 8:00 P.M and you guys are like what the [ __ ] streaming at 3:00 a.m. what you guys live in [ __ ] Europe or some [ __ ] dude huh there live in Europe or some stupid [ __ ] no I'm kidding anyways what's up guys how are we doing hello study for nursing school or watch the stream well think about this let me break it down for you will you learn more studying for nursing or will you gain more knowledge from sitting here at this stream do you know what I'm saying are you picking up what I'm putting down brick ELO thank you for the six months I appreciate it 6:30 9:40 6:40 okay I don't know hello everybody happy thick women Thursday I hope you're enjoying your thick women Thursday I hope you have yourselves a thick woman to celebrate thick women Thursday and dear Lord do I hate this [ __ ] haircut it looks normal when it's dry but when it's wet holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I look bald this [ __ ] is crazy dude what the [ __ ] is up with this I look like I have a bow cut or some [ __ ] this looks like a haircut you would see in like the 70s I don't even know if that makes sense also I'm talking with a list cuz I bit the [ __ ] out of my tongue in my sleep and I talked about this the other day but it's getting worse I don't know how to make this better uh original Whit Davis thank you for the sub punon rackon thank you for the sub that's what they called me in high school dude uh baby beautiful girl thank you for the sub as well ow my [ __ ] tongue my tongue feels like it's too big for my mouth if that makes any sense uh anyways what's up Tik Tok people I'm a little bit pissed at Tik Tok right now I'm not going to lie to you okay I am a working man all right must be grinding my teeth at night I do I do grind at night time my dentist told me I I had to stop but I told him the grind doesn't dude anyways Tik Tok [ __ ] I get off work I'm a working man dude I work every day bro working get off work long day of work edit a video edit a video edit like [ __ ] just my whole day gone editing a video go to the gym post the video and then Tik Tock is like [ __ ] you you're Shadow band or something it was like you couldn't see the video until it had already been like 45 minutes and I was like all right fantastic thank you for wasting my entire [ __ ] day I would have never edited the video had I known you [ __ ] you're balding no my hair is just shorter idiot dummy okay you just don't see this much in my forehead usually and there you go there's a little hairline reveal for you folks it's good it's fine I know the haters want me to have a bad hairline but it's actually quite great and it's going to grow out before the stream Awards and it's going to be awesome it's going to be yeah the shrinkage sucks ass dude when she when it was wet it was like down here and then she it dried and then it shrunk up to my [ __ ] scalp hien star thank you for the three months oh yeah where's Jake Weber at that's another thing I want to talk about Jake couldn't do tonight okay Jake is not GNA be here he will be on another stream couldn't make it tonight change of plans and then something else there was something else oh yeah so then I was like okay well I'm not going to stream tonight ruin my plans but then I was like oh [ __ ] Tonight is the last night to nominate your boy for Rising are at the streamer Awards so if you haven't first of all what the [ __ ] are you doing dude you got to get on that second of all I guess it was just one thing do that dude nominate me for rising star yeah boo Jake's not here I'm sorry I'm sorry dude there will be a IRL stream when I'm down there in Los aneles dude oh man oh man f are you gay I mean sure holy [ __ ] girl girl with enzymes thank you for Jesus Christ what is that 10 gifted holy hell thank you for 10 gifted girl with en enzymes I appreciate it thoughts on abortion I feel as if not only am I pro-choice I am pro-abortion it should be mandatory everybody gets one you get you're SP you know what I'm saying population control right huh I mean on the right track I think they do that somewhere maybe I'm making that up I don't know I think there's a country where they do that they're like you can't have this one or like you can only have three or something like that is that real or did I just make that up I don't know I don't know China is that right I thought it was China I didn't want to say China be wrong though and then you guys be like what the [ __ ] is your problem dude so okay it is China I was waiting for somebody to answer cuz I didn't want to say China and then be wrong and you guys be like what what's your problem with the Chinese or something eyebrows looking zesty when did you get a haircut I'll answer both of those got a haircut yesterday never touched my eyebrows before I've never like plucked him or anything so that's pretty cool um what was I saying Jake Weber not tonight we're going to try GTA roll play it's going to be a bit of a shorter stream cuz I'm [ __ ] exhausted dude I can't do do these I've streamed every day this week I can't it's not it's not maintainable it's literally impossible so next week I'll take more breaks I feel like I'm dying inside yeah no stream tomorrow there will be a stream Saturday though 2 p.m. 1 p.m. something like that so can you queef on camera I don't think dudes can queef I'm pretty sure because they don't have vaginas the dude queef would be a fart I guess yeah 1 pm. it's a block wars dude Joe Barton I on a team check out it'll be sweet uhoh phone's on 20% whoops holy [ __ ] girl with enzymes thank you for 10 gifted oh my God thank you for the 300 bits baby beautiful girl appreciate it I want Jakob Weber I already explained he's not going to be here you know with a nice text conversation he is busy tonight unfortunately I voted hansell for Rising Star as you should dude every time you don't vote hell of rising star or you scroll past one of those you know uh promo tweets without nominating a baby dies a baby dies somewhere in the world a baby dies and a puppy gets stepped on and a old lady falls and breaks all her bones that's what happens so that's on you dude that's on you uh thank you Ali Maz for the two months appreciate it dude bro looks like he smells like pepper maybe I don't really understand that at all but maybe twitch barely sent me the notification what the [ __ ] does that mean what do you mean it barely sent you want uh if you a girl for a day what would you do I think I've answered that before um well first of all I'm looking out for my brosies I've already talked about that second of all you know flap them around a little bit something like that I probably do that how big are the muscles getting bigger dude I've been hitting the gym more I mean look at that neck that's pretty impressive I've been going every day since the new year I used to go every day I was in the best shape of my life in [ __ ] Co and now I'm trying to get back to where I was I'm like emaciated but look at this I got a thick ass neck dude I do my neck curls yeah if I were a girl for a day I don't know I mean I say the boob thing and that's true and then I say letting my boys hit thing and that's also true but I'm trying to think of anything else that I want to know as a female oh yeah I want to know what periods are like like I want to know if you guys are just making a big deal out of it you know because I feel like you guys are you know I feel like it can't be that bad thank you for the Thousand bits fella uh I have all the thick but I don't have the women please help that's okay that's okay dude hey Caston thank you for the tier one sub Bikini Bottom thank you for the prime sub appreciate it somebody Mr something thank you for the 100 bits PR P PR well a l a lot of women don't know about dude periods you guys don't know about that [ __ ] dude it's real [ __ ] it's real [ __ ] Bro oh I'm also wearing look at this pearls oh yeah oh yeah box wind I don't have oh you think I'm drinking box wine no it's [ __ ] protein powder bro thank you for the 300 bits Miss Clan 693 p p I'm dripping Swag Like a broken fossil with these pearls right now bro yeah yeah all right let's get into GTA RP yeah y yeah yeah just nominated you for upcoming BBL streamer well I don't have one I think it would be funny if I got one girl thenes thank you for the tier one six months in advance holy [ __ ] milp party thank you for the five gifted Jesus Christ I'm going to play this time I figured it out I figured out how it works dude I figured out how it works do you have any tattoos I have several I have like seven roll but yeah I guess that's all my thoughts for tonight nothing crazy has happened happened I guess I do stream I've streamed every day this week so nothing that crazy has happened in between streams other than Tik Tok [ __ ] me God damn it anyways go to the strip club in GTA I used to all the time when I was a young boy my friend my neighbor had GTA my parents wouldn't let me get it so I would go over to my neighbor's house and then I would we'd look at boobs together at the strip club and I'd be like hell yeah dude this [ __ ] awesome I'm like this [ __ ] rocks bro we're just both like bricked together we're not mentioning it at all just fully you know wiered up just boned up with my boy watching the GTA strip club we were like yeah but at that age you don't really know what to you know anyways nominate me for hand nominate me for rising star people nominate me it's going to be awesome Tik Tok people as well click the link of my bio nominate me for Rising Star if you haven't already come on people we're fighting the good fight we got to do it anyways let's play GTA I figured it out I got it to load I'm a genius I nominated you for Minecraft stream oh yeah I'm pretty sure tonight's the last night today or tomorrow submissions end or nominations end so you know tell your friends tell your family tell your ex-girlfriend do whatever come on people all right let's do this thing bruh let's do this thing shall we shall we do this thing or shall we do this thing thank you for the 100 bits do you have a womb tattoo be honest I don't know what that means emoon poolco thank you for the 3 months window I know if I got it I really have no idea sometime I'm assuming sometime next week anyways I'm live on Tik Tok people if you want or [ __ ] Tik Tok people I'm live on Twitch if you want to see more okay who the [ __ ] just said hold on who just said the haircut crying laughing emoji [ __ ] you dude who said that I'm going to find you anyways all right goodbye an [ __ ] I know it's not the best I know it's not what's this damn music it's just something I've been listening to recently can we Riot if you don't win an award I encourage a riot oh [ __ ] um h h H guys I haven't changed my wallpaper yet bro don't judge the wallpaper okay don't judge it don't judge the wallpaper I just miss my curls that's all I miss really are the curls for the girls all right here we go let's dive in shall we ladies and gents h [Music] dude what if the cars never come back dude I just have straight hair or some [ __ ] why the [ __ ] okay there we go I voted for you my glorious King thank you guys if you haven't done it do it right now come on come on so I I've done trapped in RP before and I logged on before I started stream and it kind of looks like [ __ ] so I might do a different one like this one I haven't been able to find people to talk to so I voted for someone else sorry well now you're getting banned so sorry as well all right so there's new sa City Gangsta Paradise Bahamas role play Space role play tra RP which we've already done the gallery Punisher RP the big one is no pixel but it's going to be like damn near impossible to get on that one I actually don't think it's possible at all no pixel Brazil has a spot open we could do this we could do this yeah there's no chance how much it go bald uh I mean it would take probably like 10 grand or something you have to get WID listed I know I sent an email and they haven't got back to me 80% of your viewers are women shout out the women thick women specifically but other women as well um it's actually like across like all platforms it is hugely the percentage is dudes but specifically on Twitch even still dudes but in the chat lot of ladies shout out the ladies um let's [Music] see so I don't know if dude just watched twitch last or something all right new sauce [Music] City I imagine it's cuz like dudes think I'm funny be like well if I watch a twitch stream you know I I can't look at another man another hot man calling himself handsome all right um let's see I mean I guess I could do what's Gangsta Paradise VIP new saw City Narco City I mean I'm I guess I'll just do tra and RP again I'm on some Slaughter gang [ __ ] murder gang [ __ ] bro y'all don't even know the types of Slaughter gang murder gang [ __ ] that I'm on right now y'all have no idea I'm on some Slaughter gang [ __ ] is he gaming with Jake Weber today I'm not I'm not gaming with Jake Weber today I was talking about how I couldn't make it tonight so I'm sorry oh it didn't hit connect excellent what the [ __ ] is Grand Theft Auto it's my favorite pastime I've actually never played the game well it's been a long time I did it when in like seventh grade um inward pass in high school no they didn't give those around you know and if they did I'd be like no thank you I appreciate it but I'm good I'm good man why did you read the deleted message because it was kind of funny cuz it was a little bit funny nominating you right now I better get a hat do it dude uh oh here we go who's your high school Crush she was one of my English teachers so bad but I his head nigg they C and back hu got from the told her drop it low Drop it to the flow that's right hit that all night okay and we're good come on baby I don't know I guess every English teacher is hot I had one English teacher that was super old like you could tell that she was she was hot back in the day all right so this is my person as you can see you can see the game now dude look at this and I think people can hear me I'm pretty sure I have $775,000 which is pretty sweet my computer's [ __ ] awesome I'm going to take this car I don't really know how I don't know the controls okay Q is that server scheduled to restart in 2 minutes you [ __ ] [ __ ] I just got this I just got on here nominated right now for you handsome ball reveal soon yeah I mean I'll reveal the balls to you guys if I get nominated for rising star actually better yet if I [Music] win on stage dude I'm balling at 16 should I be worried yeah it's over for you dude it's so over the game is empty people are like running around I'm trying to do some like roleplay [ __ ] I need to find a car or like a gun or something which category are you uh rising star is what I'm gunning for dude vtuber yeah that's what I'm going for I haven't gotten a single vouch why are you so painfully thick it's just how build dude I was born like this I got to BBL that's what it is I'm just seeing all these like giant ass streamers hitting these V I guess other than my Hassan vou dude you guys know what I'm talking about how okay how do you what do you click what do you click to get on a car not that oh wait d f g h j k n b v okay that just changed like my perspective I forgot I made my nose long as hell accurate as well strong jawline powerful nose all right I don't know how to get in cars I guess I could look up the controls let's see oh or the [ __ ] serveral restart that's awesome hell yeah dude excellent excellent this looks like my ex wow interesting choice I'm going to filter by American and then we'll just do the most popular American ones role play VI RP all right all right dude thoughts on gay marriage I think it's kind of um I think it's kind of weird how long it took for that to get like legalized as a thing cuz like I don't understand the legislation of being like [ __ ] no dude you guys are getting married Bro no way bro what are you talking you're gay you can't get [ __ ] married Bro and they're like why and they're like because of because you can't that's [ __ ] up dude we can't be having a bunch of gay weddings what do you even have at a gay wedding dildos or something how are we going to supply that many dildos I don't know I don't understand I've just never understood the whole like uh T nasty think of the one gifted is there anything we can't say I can think of like a few words um hey girl with enzymes thank you for the 10 gifted holy [ __ ] it's just kind of funny cuz like it wasn't like you know they weren't dating so like why not you know like it wasn't illegal to date so like why not dude you know what I'm saying W gifted Parish thank you very much gay marriage is really gay that's yeah that's fair that is true and that's why I'm running for president this year dude I just don't understand what that conversation was like in the Senate like in legisl like how did that conversation go they're like will they [ __ ] I mean they [ __ ] each other in the butt dude we can't let him get married what they're like in a they're in the Oval Office they're like no these people can't get married no way there's no way I forced my BF to nominate you hey shout out you dude do the good fight guys spread the word spread the word okay so this one's not loading either is this one just [ __ ] am I allowed to join this one I guess not collab with jinxy oh yeah oh yeah you mean the most popular twitch streamer right now the guy that averages 880,000 viewers I'll text him he's a good friend of mine um I've talked about this before but I get those all the time would be like collab with jiny and queso and I'm like those are literally the two most popular streamers of all time I've tried brother I wonder if tra and RP is back dude oh sorry about the ads people sorry about the ads yeah maybe I'll maybe I'll have kaat on maybe I'll just have [ __ ] Nicki Minaj on dude what about that why don't I just have Nicki Manaj on I guess I'll close and reopen it because one person said that um the GTA streams always go so well I don't have [ __ ] no pixel so it sucks I have to do these random you know boo boo ass GTA lobbies trade mark thank you for the prime sub have you tried collabing with Jesus Christ I that's one I haven't thought about I'll hit him up dude I got him on speed dial prayers up my youth pastor used to say that all the time he's like if you ever need a friend to call God is on speed dial and I'm like God has never answered the phone one time like ever he's never answered the phone ever there's never been a time where I've been like God can you you know help me uhoh lag time there we go we're back and we're back um trapping R PE L lag you guys know that Meme where it's called from Jesus Christ and it's like would you answer this call uh oh we rap it again yeah yeah yeah I guess I'll just [ __ ] do ads cuz this guy not going to stop rapping got some [ __ ] they up the road stuck with a c and I want them back I told my M I don't want to J none of that [ __ ] [Music] I we can keep fella never fails to make me discharge that's fine we can let it slide I'm still not logged into my chat yet I still haven't done it so I don't have like mod permissions in my own twitch chat which is kind of hilarious I just see a chat and then it gets deleted I nominated you for everything thank you I know guys it's not that normal of a sentence but you know what when have I ever said a normal sentence right okay what is the control to get on a car oh [ __ ] my favorite music artist Cage the Elephant is up there uh okay um what the [ __ ] does invert Mouse submarine meet none of these controls make any sense what the [ __ ] does invert Mouse submarine mean key bindings okay I need the one that just says like get in car Kar thank you for the four months okay interesting to get in a car you click F but the car can't be tipped over okay thank you bug Rose when did you last read oh like a book or something no [ __ ] idea like a year ago I did some like I went on like the self-help journey and I read like all these like business and like empowerment and self-help books it was actually pretty helpful but you know I don't have [ __ ] time to read and it's also embarrassing to be like I'm reading oh you you ever heard of uh start with Why by Simon whatever the [ __ ] and you know kind of embarrassing uh Malcolm Gladwell is a good good author though I used to read a lot of his books really good like uh social psychology which I'm really into that [ __ ] which is some nerd [ __ ] to say let's talk about boobs or some [ __ ] guys come on see like where the [ __ ] are all the people on This [Music] Server okay good now that was a chat I would have liked to see deleted Dex heal thank you for the prime sub my marketing teachers told me about the author yeah I think that's how everyone figures out about Malcolm Gladwell is their marketing professor cuz that's how I found out about it as well what the [ __ ] is happening what like where are all the people where are all the hot people at you come to me on thick women Thursday with no ass with no titties God oh Story Time uh-oh I'll think of something bro I love I [ __ ] love just this ghost town this is nothing can I like teleport places select blip it would probably also help if I knew oh [ __ ] okay I'm going to go where someone died Waypoint we have a waypoint ladies and gentlemen now we just need a vehicle now we just need a [ __ ] vehicle what if I joined a different we'll take this this will do all right well this [ __ ] server sucks I don't know how there's so many people on there or on here oh wait I hear a car if I could just oh a [ __ ] if I could just find somebody and be like please help me sir I think they can hear me I have my mic enabled hello [Music] oh my God a person oh my God a person hello friend hello hey6 can you hear me trying to punch him I can't punch him oh [ __ ] where the [ __ ] these people get cars dude I'm just going to run down the road so somebody said go to district 10 I heard crashing can you FL play fortnite I will but I'm trying to be better about not bailing immediately you have to set your keybinds to talk okay that makes sense oh Mama [Music] oo push to talk is in that is stupid as hell F oh my god oh wait f is a bunch of [ __ ] okay never mind I guess push to talk is in that's so far away can it be b b oh [ __ ] I don't need the point at button dude that sucks drop weapon is F9 why is drop weapon F9 I am so [ __ ] yeah no no Jake denied I'm sorry people he could not make it oh my God now I'm just stuck pointing since I don't have it bound okay yeah I'm just stuck pointing forever since I don't have it bound H story time when is story time I have to think of a story cuz for some reason there's not that many people in here now and I feel like it's the regular people that have heard my stories a thousand in [ __ ] times I got to think of something different come on vast something thank you for the prime sub what do you guys want to hear about dude you know a story that I haven't told in Forever is the Almond story I was I was looking through my old V so I could put uhoh maybe people will pick me off if I'm pointing at them I was re-watching old vods for the new YouTube video uh or the new like YouTube channel where I'm posting old vods but the Almond thing where I ate too many almonds and got hospitalized cite poisoning we heard it yeah that's exactly why I said I'm retelling stories stinky story on boobs I have plenty of boob stories here's a boob story this is a quick anecdote but I knew a girl one time um wait a little thing for a bit but she had uh her dad died and left her lump sum of money and she took that lump sum of money and got breast in plants and I imagine her Father in heaven was just like wow what oh no dude please he's coming back he's coming back come on God damn it but yeah she was like you know she told me that too she was like I don't I we were talking about aess plants and she was like you know yeah he passed away these were 10 grand he left me behind 10 grand I was like wow dude Jesus Christ losing your virginity story a veto no thank you the Almond story is funny uh I mean there's plenty of them I just kind of got I got to have like something to trigger the memory pipy wiy thanks for the six months join a different server I think that's a good idea this one is empty as hell oh heard something nope guys I've had sex okay and it was awesome it was very cool it was it was dope and she came a bunch she was squirting everywhere I was like stop it stop it you story when you first said A naughty word oh my God the m word story is awesome that's a great story the Almond one is good too the m word is a class classic um let me just pick what about tra in NYC traing NYC bro it's a different version are you [ __ ] me dude the MW not the n-word bro not the in it's this isn't the n-word story um in M as in m mama mama oo h no not the n-word people this is not an n-word story guys I'm in the running for rising star of the streamer Awards we can't in this career the MW is uh [ __ ] is the actual MW um so you know I was uh tell the nword story said well there isn't one okay uh shaded thank you for the prime sub so uh the MW is [ __ ] Okay so I was watching TV with my dad when I was very young and um the there was there was some music video that came up big dog think of the one gifted and I thought I knew all the cuss words at that point so it was like M and a bunch of asterisks so uh I was like oh [ __ ] I thought I knew all the curse words dad what is the MW I'm just GNA Go full screen while this loads um and he was like the MW that's the worst word of all the curse words the MW is the worst one that you can say and I was like okay but he wouldn't tell me what the MW was uh loud Nick thank you for the five months so um you know I went to church one time and this kid who I was friends with his name was Nathaniel he had Asbergers and I was like Nathaniel what is the MW my dad said it's the worst word the worst cuss word and he was like oh the MW that's masculine the MW is masculine which is not a cuss word but I now think that is his real name too I should not have I should have made up a name I don't know why I just said his real name but anyways he told me the m word was masculine so like go like you know for years thinking the MW is masculine so I'm thinking the worst word you can say on Earth is masculine which just means like strong and [ __ ] so uh one day we go it was like months later we go to Cracker Barrel and uh I hear this waitress talking and she says the word masculine and I was like oh yo [ __ ] she just said the worst word oh my God what happened to his glorious hair dude [ __ ] you I'm insecure about this um I was like she just said the worst word that's crazy so then I went to my dad who I was eating with and I was like Dad do you remember the m word the one that you said was the worst word of all the words that lady right there that waitress she said the m word and he was like oh my God the m word so he thinks this lady said [ __ ] in front of like an 8-year-old and I thought the word was masculine so you know my dad goes up and speaks to this woman and he's like you said the m word in front of my son and she was like what and she was like he was like yeah you said the MW in front of my son you know the m word and I'm assuming he said like [ __ ] to her under his breath and she was like no I did not and he was like yeah did my son told me you did and I was like you did I heard it and she was like no I was like yeah he did I totally just heard that lady you just said the m word dead to my face and uh yeah she got in Hell of trouble and she was very mad at me and then you know I kept going to that Cracker Barrel as I grew up and then I found out the real word and she never really liked me I think she got a star taken off but yeah that's the story e e e oh I had to pause the song okay Christian [Music] deodo I like to hit it ra hold on it's on my medicine I like dark skin L melanin Christian louon when I'm stepping in all right uh first name name okay what should my name be what should my name be what should my name be what should my name be um uh okay here we go here we go we're doing this thing brother uh I'll be I'll [Music] be should I be jacking off or should I be uh dick dick [Applause] dick Demarcus I'll be Demarcus uh Demarcus and what's like a white ass last name what's like a just a [ __ ] just the widest last name you've ever heard in your life I feel like Demarcus Smith is a real person that exists Richards Demarcus uh um I needed to be like really really really white like super white bger Demarcus haberger Demarcus habersberger uh uh Wellington habsburger Wellington okay he was born on uh April 1st 1989 should I be the second thei Demarcus habersberger Wellington II hi height uh 6'9 male invalid last name inow last name okay I think I can only have one oh try hyphenating it what was it what was it will what was the second Wellington Wellington II damn invad last name it's not going to let me do it unless I take out the hyphen what about this inval last name wow 6 foot n the height is invalid for some reason I don't know why there we go got it got it is this no pixel it is not because they haven't let me on yet oh Beef Wellington damn dude that would have been good okay so let's make this dude uh peed do inheritance all right let's take a closer look at this guy this looks like a this looks like an attack on Titan character this is like a Titan or something making black or Chinese I would feel wrong to make this guy black you know it feels wrong I can do it in Roblox cuz those are just Roblox characters but it feels wrong to have this guy black this is hilarious though I love this face we will just give him a giant face this is just called mother this bar is just called mother okay we can't be a black guy all right we we cannot all right there we go there we go is it Dilbert is good too all right turn to the side dude okay I need you to stop [ __ ] walking check out those kicks I need you to stop walking dude stop [ __ ] walking all right well I guess he's just going to be walking this whole time where is he going where is this guy going dude I need to get to his face I'm on his backside oh there we go okay can you stop [ __ ] walking all right he's on his way dude oh who's this guy dude this is Chad Hanks what up Chad Hanks Jed Hanks all right well we're not even really going to be able to see what this guy looks like cuz he won't stop [ __ ] moving I'm going to give him a powerful ass that's the biggest jaw I've ever seen okay stop walking I guess it'll just never stop walking y'all [ __ ] with me it's [ __ ] with me Friday bro y'all [ __ ] with me all right let's give him some awesome clothes I need to give him hair actually dude this is the biggest sh this is gigachad dude we'll give him some like let's do blonde he'll be a blonde guy no blemishes he's beautiful beard sure oh my God goatee is awesome oh my God he finally stop moving now take it all in ladies and gentlemen this is Demarcus Wellington II or whatever he looks like the [ __ ] dude off of uh oh what is that show the oh my God he looks like the tortilla off of sausage party and also the guy from that Adult Swim show the uh oh [ __ ] I can't remember have you found the clitoris I've search high low and I've yet to find it makeup oh oh the cup yeah the cup I need to give him awesome awesome hair I like that actually little there we go dude now aging all right complexion that didn't do much sun damage chest hair [ __ ] yeah eye color look at these beautiful Blues dude why is he white with a black hairstyle because it's 2024 now you know I don't know I was saying we need more white people with dreads dude that's what I was saying okay hands oh my God what is this um I'm going to change a shirt [Music] uh holy [ __ ] oh he's dripped out dude let's check out this [Music] o all right I'm liking where we're at actually how do I save this character save what up dog oh wait B is point I need to change my keybinds again okay online is there nothing is there nothing about speaking on here huh h yeah this guy definitely has if he has the pass for sure oh GTA online I got it push a talk is B okay Point uh point I'll make I don't know three okay three is used I'll make it this little squiggle there we go God damn it boom baby all right so now I hit B to talk hello hello I why is B pointing B is supposed to be my talk are you drunk no why do people keep thinking thinking I'm drinking all right I'm out of the green zone I didn't save it are you [ __ ] me dude you've got to be [ __ ] [ __ ] me Mr Beast I'm so drunk no it's yeah it is hello reset to default and and adjust push to I'm just like for real just pointing the whole time okay for some reason B Is Still Point h Sarco thank you for the two months I appreciate it online online online [ __ ] talk is in okay I'll take that it'll just be in yeah y yeah y yeah y yeah yeah y yeah yeah yeah yeah all right P talk is in bruh oh [ __ ] that is interesting if I if I move my mouse too far it'll go into my other monitor for some reason it gives major business Vibe yeah I was I studied business in college is this going to be another one where there's [ __ ] nobody I saw Chad HS a second ago I like the other server cuz I had SE $750,000 this one I only have 15 I'm all alone again I'm standing on business people look at look at me dude look at [Music] me who are we cancelling um Mr Beast he knows what he did dude Mr Beast knows okay let me check this map see what's cooking with the map thoughts on doggy style it was goated during Co you know you know the CDC actually uh the CDC actually encouraged people having sex in doggy style so that way you wouldn't share germs like your faces would not be as close cuz you can't you know transmit Co via backshot wind I thought he gave you febles he did Mr Beast did send me febles I'm just [ __ ] around all right where do I go here where are the people at there's a bunch of green [ __ ] over here so I'm assuming there are people over this way I'm in route I love this computer what is the backstory of your character yeah I guess on RP you're supposed to like have this is uh what the [ __ ] is this guy's last name this is Demarcus Demarcus he had a he he was was involved in a horrific car accident in which he had to take all the fat from his ass and put it in put it in his cheeks yeah Demarcus habersberger wenderson thei or whatever and he also just likes how make a makes him look but he's a he's a detective that's why he's wearing this trench coat he's a detective and he used to live a life of crime he used sell drugs and now and then ever since the car accident he has a new lease on life and then he became a detective and then he's always going undercover but people recognize him pretty easily on account of his face being all [ __ ] up he also does gay St without people know okay sure that also I guess is on there for some reason oh I'm going the wrong okay I want to go to this I want to go to this park all right I'm going to stand on the street corner and I'm going to go pee and I need you guys to watch Me While I pee okay e I'm always afraid I uh leave my mic unmuted when I peed not because I care about you hearing me pissing but because I'd be farting when I pee you know you guys know what I'm talking about it's like the same muscles it's the same exact muscles anyways um did anybody give the stream notification last to tonight was it the same uh was it the same notification as two nights ago or was it a different notification this time bikini bottomless mimosas thank you for the seven months it was different okay word all right apparently there are people in this area see I think I'm going to have to abandon GTA role play because the only server that's worth a [ __ ] is no pixel like that's the only one anybody plays on I just got to wait until I get accepted on there but I mean I have enough clout to get on there I don't understand why they won't let me dude I got to wait like 2 weeks in a goddamn white list I'm going to play normal online after this I just want to see okay there's people in this area I think that's what the green means thank you for the 500 bits uh I have a question question if you don't mind going through a breakup and the relationship lasted 7 years I'm having a rough time processing it and it doesn't feel real hold on hold on to that [ __ ] thought hold on to that [ __ ] thought there's a guy here hello yo my man my man my [Applause] man what's up bro what what are you doing I just hey hold up I just came here to chat dude now what if I take your [ __ ] car bro now what if I take your goddamn car what is accelerate [ __ ] what is the accelerate button [ __ ] [ __ ] listen dude this is pretty awkward I don't know the accelerate button uh [ __ ] I'm pressing W I think his car is [ __ ] dude hold on hold on hold on hold on if you can hear me can you like jump up twice jump twice if you can hear me listen to me sir if you can hear me jump twice all right I'm beating your [ __ ] ass dude you mess with the wrong [ __ ] what what what what now [ __ ] huh what the [ __ ] now you going to [ __ ] with Demarcus you're not going to [ __ ] with Demarcus nobody [ __ ] with Demarcus nobody [ __ ] with Demarcus yeah yeah that's [ __ ] right yeah you're lagging all over the place you little [ __ ] you little [ __ ] can't even see your [ __ ] face with your turban on your head you got a bandana on your head dude you think you're ye or some [ __ ] ah back in yeah yeah it's Demarcus [ __ ] yeah what you want what you want oh nice weave dude doesn't even matter idiot yep yep yep yep yep come on yeah run you little [ __ ] yeah I didn't mean to say turban I meant to say bandana on his head come here you bastard you going to [ __ ] with Demarcus come here I only say turban cuz Yeet has that song called turban come on dude oh a idiot you're not getting away from Demarcus bruh get in your car where are you going to take it we finally found somebody oh my God can you beat someone to like death in here no why did you jump him he fought me first I was trying to make peace with this guy and then he wanted to [ __ ] with Demarcus but he didn't know you don't [ __ ] with Demarcus oh he's kind of beating my ass now you just have infinite health in this [ __ ] game come on all right come on yep all right all right all right all right watch this oh I'm running away I'm so scared oh my god [ __ ] I'm telling you right now you do not [ __ ] with Demarcus I think he's getting low every time he runs away I need a gun come here is it blood or is it his lipstick that's the beauty of that's why I wear makeup dude that's why I wear makeup you can't tell if it's blood or not same way Deadpool wears a red costume same way that I myself wear brown pants when I'm watching a scary movie oh yeah the guy sevene breakup I'm so sorry I got caught up in this street fight do not dare Lead Me hey man I need you to help me with this guy turn around turn around turn around turn around turn around turn around beat this guy's ass not me not me not me not me beat this guy's I'm sorry dude that's my bad beat this guy's ass come here beat this guy's ass bro hold on not me what are you doing ah okay I don't know if people can hear me or not I'm almost positive I have the right key bindings I think these people just aren't talking yeah poy talk is definitely in let me make sure I have my uh okay I just want to make sure my mic was connected oh voice chat oh voice chat is disabled oh okay now now I was wondering why they couldn't hear me dude hold on I'll get to the breakup dude I will get to the breakup perfect oh [ __ ] hello hello hello okay it's lighting up it's lighting up purple bro hello hello hello oh I'm just I'm just going now I don't even have push to talk on anymore I'm just talking ooh all right let's find somebody anyways the breakup I'm sorry about the breakup uh 7 years is a long time that's going to take a long time to get over uh but you just got to distract yourself dude sorry for that detour distract yourself with things just watching the stream and all that good stuff and you know smoke a little weed like uh hey bro hey bro hey bruh yeah come on with it bro come on with it bro oh my God never mind never mind never mind I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding wait can you hear me jump up twice if you can hear me oh well we have a minute and a half they're not jumping me bro push to talk yeah I guess I should push to talk it is easier to not push to talk though well I'm bleeding out is this GTA 6 it is bleeding out on the ground is this the male period you mentioned yeah I'm getting shot in the head this is what it feels like to chew five gum well I just got here what a thick women in Thursday I feel like that's pretty self-explanatory dude I just joined again what happened I got shot in the head so you know turn up your mic volume I feel like it's all right but we'll see oh G request an ambulance oh I have one second left okay well oh my God oh my God I'm bleeding out oh I'm bleeding out what do I do okay we're live what up Big Fellas oh I got a crutch I'm like Tiny Tim in this thing hey can you guys hear me by the way I'm crippled hello hey what up boys for I don't even know how to tell you how much I got what up fellas I had this cart that [ __ ] taste straight like lemons [ __ ] it the one of the best cards I ever had it was like lemon Blackberry or some [ __ ] what's up all right I turn my voice chat on I can hear y'all fellas what up players I'm all crippled and [ __ ] I just got shot in the head got shot in the head uh-huh it was tough dude I picked the wrong fight I brought fist to a gunfight dude I didn't know that that guy had his tool on him you yep that's how it goes so what are y'all doing smoking snoring Coke can I IC out dude doing dope kind of IC out where'd you get that yo somebody dropped him some heroin I mean I'll take some dude I just got out of the hospital I'll take it here I got you one you feel better thanks guys right there for that Midas where is it at it's right there it's right there press f2 press F F2 oh F2 I'll pick it up for you oh [ __ ] that's for real heroin oh my God you actually that is crazy I didn't know that was on this game slide it to the left side and press use on it thanks boys I press use my boy that'll fix you up real nice I appreciate this wait how do I you just go to it and press use you right click on it and press use all right oh my God oh my God that man is doing heroin yo first time doing heroin word I'm go a walk now take some of this come here come here you got something you're going to make me overdose dude I guess it's good where you know n n you're good outside of a hospital take some of this bro what is this it's that good that good drink dude this is like the peer pressure my parents always told me about oh we got lean I feel like I got to wait for this to wear off drink that don't wait don't wait hit it right now I'm gonna die dude I'm not good with peer pressure dude n you going to make me do it hey how the [ __ ] do I get a [ __ ] car funny as hell I Ain going cap smok I'm just trying to [Music] figure oh [ __ ] done taking that come here come to me oh Jesus Christ a car cuz now it's time to drive baby come on I'm trying to drive yep yep it's a free it's a free BMW oh wait hold up I'm in I want to be in the driver dri dri I'm totally fine how do you how do you oh there we go this car is so fast oh and we're [Music] good um oh they just opened me up though we're good I guess I'll take this car back to them dude I did not know you could do that in this [Music] game I'm going to I got to return this car dude oh it's broken oh whoops all right sorry guys my bad boys my bad on that that is my bad dude for real that is my bad I got to find my guys where are they at I think was that was one of their cars I'm pretty sure that I just stole completely that was peer pressure at its finest dude I'm not good at peer pressure oh my God there's a weed store we're going to the weed store um how do I Mark a place I don't know isn't Jay coming on stream not not anymore he was going to but it took off so fast probably cuz I was on you know some drugs well I lost the only car I've seen in this game wait is this where I was at yeah yo yo my boy yo hey man we can't hold on wait no okay hey dude there you go oh I'm back oh what's up people oh what's up thick mamas what's up thick Mas sounds so weird you got a car you strange guy I don't have a car dude all right listen that doesn't make me any less of a lover you know thick mamas hey you want to like walk somewhere I have a car right now all right hold on hey yo what up dude all right what up dude yo were you here like 5 minutes ago yeah were you the one that like gave me the drugs no I don't think I've seen you it in my life I don't know dude I look there are a lot of people who look like me I don't know what J you talking about F all right I'm just trying to get some of that no that's FRP bro once you die you cannot say that don't tell nobody oh oh right here the guy that kill me the guy that kill me do not say that bro move when you die in real life when you die in real life do you remember stuff stupid real as hell got a car does anyone want to give me a ride somewhere right to the car bro what you got going [ __ ] does anybody give me a ride somewhere you not stealing my car [ __ ] I just want to ride somewhere I'm not stealing anybody's car you trying you trying to go again dude I'll go wherever that's fine where y'all trying to go I need to go to to 7eleven trying to make some lean to get some bread can I come with you guys at 7-Eleven I can't take you to thean bro get off my get out the car bro I cannot take to the lean spot in [ __ ] where you like where are you trying to go in the car P [ __ ] where you trying to go I want to go to 7-Eleven 7 get I'll take you there all right bet he'll take you thanks dude get car the other save needs to get out wait can I is there room you guys got to let me in I know hold on yo bro can you get out the car follow you don't hell yeah bro let's ride you said you going hey put your SE on put your SE on cuz if you don't you going to f the car how do I put my seat belt on what's the button all right got it hell yeah where do you need to go we drink up and we SM this I don't know 7-Eleven but it's it's the stupid it's the closest one all righty it's 247 it's you guys have like a gun I can have it depends on how much you got no but you got to work for that you got to you have money I got 15 grand I don't know if you're getting a PO for 15 I just started can I what if I gave you like 10 grand that's like more than half of my money I bet I got you that's not that's not no no no do not he's going to scam do not do that [ __ ] you're new to the city I justo okay any like if a nigga's trying to sell you a gun for less than 100,000 nine times out of 10 he's gonna scam you all right in what [ __ ] world is a gun $1,000 hey in this world it is bro the basic nonswitch gun is 100,000 the P are like 700k switches are like 300K what about like a little pistol this car it's 100K what' you say I said it's 100K the cheapest weapon is 100k a little pistol is 100 God damn bro guns go for so much in the city like this car went for 1.8 million [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do you get money there's there's multiple ways there's mining which you know you're not up there yet said you can't do that like Minecraft and [ __ ] I can take fentol that's a pretty good spot to make money you sure dude all bet the gas station still or what's up no take me to fentol City or whatever the [ __ ] fit in all city is crazy hell yeah I'm going to be whipping the yam whipping and flipping the yam turning the brick to a lamb dude I feel that I feel that you know I said to do get out the mud type [ __ ] that's what I'm saying hey but then my if they tax you just leave he's a sa there's no way taxing s if they oh oh Jesus d Sean they was taxing us so what if I go up like what if I go here and they're like you're on our block like we run this [ __ ] and I get gunned down what do I do I don't have a gun dude you don't have a gun you know you just have leave he's got the leave how did you get your how did you get your first gun if it's $100,000 what I did yeah I grinded i i i grinded H the fet no I sold it off I cleaned the money and then I bought my first gun for 100,000 all right well that's my game [ __ ] be hours doing this [ __ ] bro but if going to make Big M hey what you start making like 100,000 consistently like like you up hundreds of thousands I'll teach you how to make them big M's at the M place all right word I do have a phone uh no okay oh wait maybe I have a phone I don't know how do I check check your inventory F1 click F1 F1 no no no I press your inventory button I'm pretty sure the inventory is K my inventory is k whatever your inventory button is I think I think my inventory is I all I have all I have D 25k leave bro 25k to leave bro we own this we own this bro I don't know what's happening right now I I mean I could I could I could oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I'm so sorry oh my God that was a misc please I'm sparing I'm sorry that's my bad this is my first time playing this game I'm out of here thank you because I'm just trying to show where fat all is cuz he's trying to make Brad hey look 1068 hop out and go in there and start clicking at the F good the the SI work yeah hey look bro hop out and make your better all right y' would be good too if 25k I can't even pay that bro yeah 25 you can't pay that try to work I got 15K I'm catch you all right cop y who said you can work here [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I mean they just dropped me off I was like dude I'm trying to make some money like we take it good let him work let him work let N [ __ ] I don't let the [ __ ] how do you I don't even know how to work work Marcus Marcus Marcus he's new bro I need a mentor dude you good gang here come here I need a mentor hell yeah hell yeah come in here collecting here what up fellas and then and then after you done yo I ain't lie yo [ __ ] right here what happened yo yo yo right here in the white shirt it's 25k leave gang a check in brother you you you just uh Flex the E muscle game you collect over here all right e collect collecting F all it's 10 for one bottle and you going to want like you going to want a lot so if you get like a thousand of this and you go into the building right there and you go to the Second Story and the the room that's basically right here but it's on the second floor you can uh process yeah got it and then make the bottles it's it's 10 of these for one bottle so I got to click this [ __ ] a thousand times I mean if you want to make some good money yeah but all right I'll be here a while yeah I'm telling you if you get a th000 you sell it it's going to be good bro all right well thanks guys th like 100 bottles you know word what up dog yeah this my dog damn what's his name that's a big ass [ __ ] yeah oh is he trying to buy my ass n you good you good he's home train bro collect fit what you going shoot I got 12 and I need a th000 Jesus Christ what you got on your lip you're a heavy fell ain't you I'm a little heavy set dude I got my lip dude this is little something I've been working on something I've been trying out you know is it the hert well I mean I don't want to say it but yeah I didn't want to say it dude you made me say it you know she didn't tell me I went downtown oh he's not even in here I got herpes yeah bro that [ __ ] stays with you for life dude Bo yeah I get random breakouts sometimes with the wrong female huh mhm I didn't know her nickname was owner garage I had no idea you out a I learned that after man you they leave them alone so you just sit here and click this [ __ ] like a thousand times hell yeah that is crazy dude got to get your money man you going to want to get you a backpack too I see a backpack where the [ __ ] do I get a backpack it's called you to look on the map word you need the backpack for uh my thousand F all has to keep everything in it so can't nobody take your [ __ ] then where you get the backpack in you dude what if I get all this [ __ ] and I get robbed what are the OD I get robbed pretty high probably that's what I'm saying you need that backpack so if you got the uh duffel B they can't rob you so if I got killed when I have a backpack all the [ __ ] in the backpack is good yeah everything in the D will good word where you see that [ __ ] on that they say you you you that's on the map yep got it come here boy how much [ __ ] do I have I got 35 long way to a th000 it's going to take you a little min oh yeah I need a gun where do I get a gun do I need to sell this [ __ ] so I can make money to get a gun yes and you got to build you got to build it you got to go craft 300 of a lot of stupid [ __ ] man this [ __ ] grindy as [ __ ] but those dudes in the car were like it's $100,000 for a pistol is that right yeah that's [ __ ] crazy 100,000 so you don't get robbed anything under 100 that that can scam you all right my hands are going sore I'm taking a little stroll I'm kind of just going through the house um okay the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] is this how you get outside oh was there a robe in there no way oh [ __ ] my bad we we SM excuse me player dude I've been accepted I've been accepted guys oh can I drink H dude I've been accepted I've been accepted guys let's go these are my boys these are my boys apparently I make the [ __ ] up here I think you're in somebody's house yeah I'm in my boy's house dude I made some friends I don't know I think I'm just looking through all the [ __ ] I need to get out of here they're going to think I'm stealing [ __ ] Richard thanks for the prime sub oh this is how you get out nice what up dude pushy talk isn't enabled it's just like talk all right dude I have new friends look at this they're going to kill you no they're not dude did you hear how friendly there were being H did you hear that I know I need a backpack I guess my next step is a backpack he said go to you something you you something you tool all right time to collect more fit and all yep fitting all time how long did it take you guys to get this [ __ ] like this house and stuff I don't know what you mean like where you're living right now and all the guns and [ __ ] and cars and stuff like how long have you played oh I ain't even got no I just started oh [ __ ] all right me too been how much that Duff bag [ __ ] you talking about three weeks uh 25 25 for a The Duel bag you were talking about yeah Jesus Christ is work need it it's Grind Time dude I'm hustling providing for my family back home he said uh okay I think I'm I like where I'm at I wish I had started with this I'm going to disconnect I think it saves my spot oh okay see it can be fun if you kind of know what you're doing that was hilarious dude I got accepted I'm not going to steal from them dude they were too nice they let me in they could have killed me bro that was so good I will say I don't like the idea of having to grind that [ __ ] forever though that blows but that's hilarious that you sell drugs and [ __ ] oh that was funny okay well people I'm sorry for such a short stream but I do have to get off I got to run some [ __ ] real quick [Music] um I usually do you know I did join a gang though they accepted me into their gang dude [ __ ] this [ __ ] haircut they accepted me into their gang that's pretty sweet you know but I'm going to go to sleep well I practiced for Block Wars dude that's the next time I'm going to be streaming is uh Block Wars I hope you guys enjoyed the stream I know the first half of it was pretty much you know nothing but I figured it e e e e |
I tricked Sam bankman freed into a third interview with me and this time he may have admitted to fraud you'll be the judge you can click to this timestamp if you just want to listen to the interview but I want to explain the background the strategy that went into this call to try to learn where others had failed including by the way learning from my own failures interviewing Sam now first I want to give some background Sam at no point has wanted to talk to me every time I've kind of snuck on these q and A's and started peppering them with questions he usually leaves but I realized that since this was my third time basically doing the exact same trick it was probably going to be one of my last because at some point he was going to catch on so I knew going into this it might be my last chance to interview Sam and because of that I had to think long and hard about what the perfect line of questioning would be to really pin Sam down knowing that he's a master at dodging questions he's done it with everybody so far including me by the way and I mean look I think we've got some great stuff but to this point I didn't think anyone had gotten that Smoking Gun he always denies everything he always has a sort of a loophole out of it so I'd have to try a different tactic and here was my plan Sam's whole excuse about not being a con man all hinges around Alameda research basically he says he knew nothing of what was going on there because he was just the CEO of FTX and while that's nearly impossible to believe that he's this stupid or incompetent it's really hard to prove a hundred percent so I realized if we're gonna do this I'd have to remove Alameda from my case right I need it to show that Sam had knowingly defrauded people without invoking Alameda at any point and here was my plan to do it I was going to spend the entire time laser focused on the FTX terms of service now some of you may know FTX lays out that they cannot use customer funds for anything they can't trade with them they can't loan them out and I thought this was a really important point because obviously that money is no longer there so clearly something must have happened but I'm far from the first person to notice this many people including myself have already tried to ask him about this and pin him down but for various reasons well it didn't work and I needed to learn why so we could avoid it so I want to go through a few major interviews with Sam and show why this line of questioning has always fallen apart starting with the New York Times the terms of service for FTX and I just want to read you this it says None of the digital Assets in your account are the property of or shell or maybe loan two FTX trading FTX trading does not represent or treat digital assets and users accounts as belonging to FTX trading so how is it possible that Alameda had this loan of such a large size so there's that piece from the terms of service um but there were a number of other parts of the terms as there's a number of other parts of the platform on top of that there is the borrow lending facility where users were lending billions of dollars of assets to each other um you know collateralized by assets on the exchange um you had uh and you got obviously Futures contracts where there are leveraged positions on now of course all of this um it's meant to be the case that these are positions where fgx could uh if it needed to Margin Call those positions and close them down in times such that it would cover all of those uh you know all those shorts all those liabilities obviously that wasn't the case here and that's a massive failure of oversight of risk management um and of uh you know diffusion of responsibility from from myself running FTX but just make this very straight was there commingling of funds that's what it appears like it appears like there's a genuine commingling of the funds that are of FTX customers that were not supposed to be commingled with your separate firm I ain't knowing leeco mingle funds okay Sorkin tried and failed here to pin him down on the terms of service why well because Sam Escapes in this talk about a different part of the terms of service which related to margin trading where you take out some kind of a loan and in a way it was a complete deflection like it doesn't matter that there's a separate margin trading in terms of service because the people who weren't margin Trading still should have had their funds kept safe but it sort of threw Sorkin off track and so now we're going to move to the Stephanopoulos interview which was a bit better because Sam's going to try the margin trading story but watch Stephanopoulos he does a better job at honing in on the question but as you know the FTX terms of service tell the people who signed up none of the digital Assets in your account are the property of or shall be or may be loaned to FTX Trading but you're saying that happen my understanding is a few things happen the first is there is a margin trading facility on FTX by which users can lend out funds by which other users borrow funds and so there are explicit cases where there is you know marching extended where there is borrow lending if the Alameda is borrowing the money that belongs to FDX depositors that's a bright red line isn't it there are a lot of cases where that's actually explicitly part of the programs and that are happening here here it says that the digital assets may not be loaned to FTX Trading they can't be loaned out I there existed a bar lending facility on FTX and I think that's probably covered I don't remember exactly where but somewhere else in the terms of service but they'd have to approve of that they're saying they didn't approve of it here they're saying you approved of it now this is great stuff from Stephanopoulos he refocused the question but Sam's about to weasel out with the new trick go ahead and watch if you've rewinded to you know the beginning of FTX um where you know some customers were you know uh I think in line with sort of existing relationships that they've had at least in some cases wiring money straight to Alameda research in order to trade on FTX so you do know and you did know that FDX deposits were being funneled to Alameda so I was vaguely aware that that was how some virus were being sent in the first place um didn't that set off alarm bells in your head so there are a lot of people who are involved in that process and look I really deeply wish that I had taken like a lot more responsibility for understanding what the details were of what was going on there this is how he slips out again he tried the margin trading explanation it didn't work so he pivots to okay well there's this weird backstory where FTX used to take wires from Alameda and maybe that's where we lost the money right it's another smoke screen but unfortunately it kind of hamstrung the conversation and if I was going to succeed I'd have to beat that explanation and in the first couple interviews I did with Sam I tried to go with like this Insider angle where insiders I had talked to had told me something very different but it didn't work go ahead and watch there's sort of all this talk about the terms of service did you break terms of service did you not you're basically claiming that there was a separate side of your terms of service but I talked to somebody from Alameda and asked how big the position of like or how many people had assets in the type of accounts that that terms of service would apply to versus the regular terms of service which said you couldn't use their money and they said it was about a billion that was in the margin trading or the the margin like uh side of things where you could reuse their funds or whatever and there was the rest of it was not there so it seems like you're putting all your eggs behind this one excuse about you know there was this separate side of the terms of service how do you address everyone else Sue I don't have all the day in front of me my memory is that it was substantially more than a billion I can't verify that um on top of that there were other effects as well some of those were early uh wire transfers sent directly to Alameda yeah I kind of got stuck where Stephanopoulos roughly got stuck I I should have known that he was just going to refuse the evidence of insiders and just say why disagree and go back to his Alameda wire explanation and I tried following it up a bit but it didn't really matter I had kind of missed my shot on that particular angle and as I reflected on this I realized all of the talk about margin trading future trading why are transfers to Alameda all of it is a smoke screen from the big problem the big problem is that some percentage of ftx's customer base never sent a wired Alameda they never signed up to margin trading they never did spot margin all they did was put their assets on the platform and they were told that their assets would not be borrowed it would not be loaned out and that money would always be there and it wasn't there why wasn't it there there's no other way to explain that if the money's not there then fraud and I had to laser in on that one point not get distracted by these shiny objects that Sam's throwing up about this or that or what about this what about that no there's only one question that matters and it's impossible for him to answer I thought so that was my strategy going into it that was the back story and how I learned from previous interviews so without further Ado here's my third and probably Final Call with Sam bankman freed if you're trying to do things with good intentions I'm about to go up hey Sam it's me again I just wanted to ask real quick about the terms of service question which wrecked brought up a little bit I want to expound on it can you just tell us yes or no were you treating client assets just on the regular digital asset side different from the margin trading side uh I do think we're treating them differently um there were there were a bunch of different sides there are more than two sides there um but I do think that we that we I that we work cognizant of the fact that like there were differences between uh uses for for like you know margin versus staking versus uh spot versus Futures collateral uh versus other things yeah just people I'm just talking about people just you know putting Bitcoin on the exchange obviously there was really clear uh terms of service around that if it's true that you didn't invest client assets not even in treasuries as you said via a now deleted tweet why do those client assets no longer exist so I'm trying to trace through some of this here's my best guess and and I wish I could give you more confident answer but I don't have the data um but my best guess is basically it's a combination of the following um one piece is uh the transfer sent directly to uh uh directly to Alameda research um uh from customers uh one piece and that I think is a is a I think a fairly substantial piece um uh one piece is wait can you explain what that piece means so people were sending money to Alameda instead of either getting credited on FTX and Alameda just ended up using those funds and they were never held held separately per the terms of service well there was a separate legal agreement with that I don't know the details of it I don't have it in front of me but there's separate legal agreement with respect to transfers that were sent directly to Alameda research uh by users um especially before um FTX had um its own bank accounts um and so I do think that that is part of what happened there likely let's focus on let's focus on only client assets that happened after FTX got a bank y'all said digital assets are treated a very specific way why were those digital assets not treated that way so after so of of the ramp meaning a piece and there there's a few other pieces as well um around features and other things I understand that's not what you're talking about um for the ones that you are talking about right for the ones that were left and I'm again I'm I'm I'm just taking a stab at this because I don't have the data but my my best guess is the following is that there were a lot of those assets remaining um we processed something like um you know five or six billion dollars I think of withdrawals um over the uh you know over the few days um prior to or I guess a few days you know during the crash and um there are still a few billion dollars of those remaining I think in the estate um and so you put those together you have many billions of dollars of those assets um but I think and and so that's part of the answer is that um there were a large number of actual assets there um I I think there's one follow-up question you probably still have there which is well how about people who didn't withdraw and were also in that bucket and part of the answer is well there still do exist some number of billions of dollars of assets of hard assets no is there one-to-one assets because that's the whole thing we're talking about a separation of funds so those funds should be a completely different in a different place and a different wallet than everybody else what you talked about servicing billions of dollars of withdrawals has nothing to do with those specific digital assets because that's just first come first serve whoever pulled out first we're talking about people who never agreed to have their funds loaned out who never agreed to have their funds put on margin they should have according to your terms of service one-to-one backing it should all still be in some bucket somewhere and are you confident today as the CEO of FTX this has nothing to do with Alameda are you confident today to say that you those are absolutely real and they exist and they're present people are backed one to one on client digital assets so I think and again this is I'm just taking a stab here but I think what happened um is that if you look at especially a lot of the withdrawals that happened um those withdrawals were not necessarily only coming from people who never used margin trading or futures or staking or anything else those weren't just withdrawals from people who were um uh who were keeping one-to-one backed or or or were you know we're sort of you know just keeping them as pure spot balances um and it was Omnibus wallets you know between the various categories um and so I think that the answer to your question is that um uh is that a number of those assets um were withdrawn by people who had balances on the exchange um potentially in the few days prior to the collapse um and uh and you know if you wanted to think about it this way it could be that you know that happened and then um you know when when the collapse sort of completed uh the um that that effectively meant that there was you know if you wanted to put it this way like uh fungibility created during those withdrawals between assets uh for people who had and had not uh been using anything but that means that there is no separation of fund if there's fungibility between two different buckets of God there are no buckets it's just one bucket everyone's taking out of the bucket which means substantially anyone who had your terms of service with digital assets wasn't actually subject to that terms of service they were subject to the same terms of service of your margin trading right which is your more risky product so you subjected everyone to the higher risk product because fundamentally when it came down to it you're saying there's fungibility it's a dollar here a dollar there everyone can take out a dollar as fast as they want don't you see that as like defrauding your customers the people who trusted you to just say hey this is not going to go anywhere except for we're not investing your assets if it if I can exchange one to one and I'm the one who put risky stuff on on with risky um assets with risky terms of service I can take the money that someone who didn't sign up to those same risky terms didn't agree to isn't that fraud so I'm specifically talking about what happened unit the days immediately um during and following the crash in that you know three or say so day period um and during that period um I think we may have allowed uh you know just generalized withdrawals I think that was um you know if you're saying that we should have held up withdrawals for everyone who had an open Futures position um you know for clawback potential or something like that uh I don't know maybe that would have been the right thing to do I hear where you're coming from on that um I felt you know at the time um that you know we wanted to treat customers equally and it was an incredible but they had agreed to different things so you can't treat them equally I mean it's like this is the whole problem of the story of FTX and Alameda is all the funds were being co-mingled isn't this just another story of co-mingling funds except this is now FTX which you can't pass the blame to Alameda anymore this is your company your funds that you are treating all the clients the same when they clearly signed up to different terms of service so I I just want to respond to that and please I completely respect your question but you have monopolized all of these discussions coffee Zilla you need to let others speak and you need to respond to what I am saying and not grandstand as much here I completely understand where you're coming from but the to answer your question I didn't make a decision there I just we process withdrawals as we normally do until it became clear we couldn't anymore at which point we shut them off and it was the case that like at that point um there was a big liquidity hole that's what happened if you want to judge that process and think that like we should have been spending those days frantically trying to code up a new withdrawal process um I disagree with you but I understand where you're coming from yeah sure I think that's uh fine I mean it's not about coding up a new withdrawal process it's about treating your client assets the way you told them they'd be treated right it's a very different thing uh completely but anyways I'll stop a grandstanding for Sam thanks guys ha whoa [Applause] oh my gosh wow we got the call out we got we got the shout out all right you can probably tell I was I was pretty excited about that because I finally got what I was looking for a straight answer on the problem of funds right Sam explicitly says that FTX was not separating funds they were allowing generalized withdrawals the dollars were fungible from different buckets you can't do that we finally dodged all the BS about margin trading about Alameda wires we finally got to the heart of it which is that there are no funds left over for the people who just had should have had their fun separated because they never separated them from the beginning they were always seemingly co-mingled and although Sam wouldn't necessarily agree that they were always co-mingled the proof is in the pudding FTX owes billions of dollars that they do not have and it's because of how they allowed withdrawals to give you kind of a regular Finance analogy about why the this is so cataclysmically bad and in my opinion fraud imagine you banked at JPMorgan Chase right and you have your money in the savings account part well then you find out that they actually had this risky hedge fund and you know what they actually kind of blew up in fact they blew up so badly that JPMorgan Chase it's all shutting down but when you go to the bank to withdraw your money you find out that instead of keeping your money safely in your savings account they had allowed the people in the hedge fund business to just withdraw it you know first come first serve right they treated all clients the same according to them well you say well no that's fraud because you signed up to very different terms of service than the guy who knew he was going to be like you know in this hedge fund right he had a different level of risk he acknowledged that level of risk and if you just throw all the money in one pot the terms of service are meaningless right you're exposed to the same level of risk as the guy who took on huge risk and that's fundamentally what happened at FTX that's fraud they told people their money was safe and ultimately they just subjected everyone to the same risk as like the day trading degenerate Gambler on 100x Leverage and I really found the last thing Sam told me like so telling to answer your question I didn't make a decision there I just we process withdrawals as we normally do that's what happened if you want to judge that process and think that like we should have been spending those days frantically trying to code up a new withdrawal process um I disagree with you but I understand where you're coming from this is so interesting because no of course I don't think you should be coding up a new withdrawal process while you're going bankrupt but if throwing all your client funds in a pool and letting the first come first serve get the money that's the wrong process to begin with your process was fraudulent from the start it should have never been your process your process should have been what you promised clients which is of course what I told Sam and although I think Sam's probably guilty of a lot more than we covered here I really wanted to get to this minimum viable fraud case and I think we did get it I mean there is no sort of wiggling around the fact that he was the CEO of FTX and all of this stuff that was bad that we proved happened at FTX you don't have to invoke Alameda to get to this so you you can't say he didn't know because he definitely did know and he says he knew so the last thing I'm going to close on and I think I thought it was the funniest part was his little Outburst at the end about me monopolizing his time so I just want to respond to that and please I completely respect your question but you have monopolized all of these discussions coffee Zilla you need to let others speak and you need to respond to what I am saying and not grandstand as much here and I thought it was notable for two reasons one he hasn't lost his cool once in any interview this is the first time I heard him like really crack and I thought that was interesting but I also thought it was interesting because it's just not true it's totally wrong I've talked to Sam for I think 30 minutes across three interviews total like in total and for context he gave the New York Times an hour he gave George Stephanopoulos two hours I think out of everyone he's talked to or at least of the major interviews I've talked to him the least so if anything I'm efficient with my type that's all I'm going to say and speaking of being efficient with my time this video is over lock this man up and I'll see you later thanks for watching |
uh okay okay uh i think it's time for a little hitman elusive target so speaking of calls let's call a spectacore [Music] this is baffling this is baffling yo what's up man were you super busy or what oh yeah just super busy you know i had a lot of stuff today oh man no i actually i was planning on going live tonight i don't know why i missed your messages but my uh right now like your cat was probably scratching you pretty bad huh that's why you didn't when i just just called and you're oh did i did i like accidentally donna while you just because your title is at least talking with each rock and you're live right now and then you waited [ __ ] eight rings you know a lot of rings well i don't know i use streamer mode i don't know if you know what that is maybe it rings no i don't i i got people calling me people [ __ ] calling oh yeah okay i'm sorry well you know i hope you have time in your schedule today to play a little hitman with me i did find a little bit of time that's huge this is huge for me thank you so much i really appreciate it uh chat we had a big deal we're playing hitman with court today world record runner-up at this point but former holder former holder um uh had a sick run and uh and what i wanted to ask from you with spectacles is really important this is a big deal gotcha yeah i usually do these with lincus you know that right do these i do know that yep losers blinkist but seeing as how you did a major breakthrough you did a world record run i figured let's get us back to gordon here let's do a [ __ ] whole new way to view it i also love that you're wearing the enron hat um the problem is this is the problem that i have in my chat as we don't know what an elusive target is we are completely lost we don't i mean i'm looking at my chat and they're as confused as i am what the hell is this thing what is an elusive target that's why i would love if you could take the time to explain it simply you know what i'm so stoked that you asked me i was actually talking to my chat before this and i was like i hope he asks me i i really do because i know so much about the specifics and i do this all the time uh let me let me see if i can run through it uh every month or so every couple of weeks a target comes along that's different than the rest okay it's not just you go in and you take all the tries you want and you and you experiment they're elusive atrial and you know what that means no no you don't of course that's why you asked me i don't know it means that they will get away as soon as you complete a single objective in the mission you complete a single objective you pick up uh what does that mean well you'll have no more chances to complete the mission the only way that you'll be able to complete this mission will be to buy an entire new copy of the game holy [ __ ] does that sound like high stakes it really does it's pretty exciting big a let me tell you yeah it sounds like high stakes let's just i mean like off the record you have to you would have to be a complete [ __ ] idiot to buy another copy of the game just just for just for the people in chat who are actually thinking about doing that right right yeah or dedicated right or like a really dedicated yeah you know what that's the words i was looking for were like super into the game and just really like a [ __ ] person who doesn't quit you know almost admirable when you think about it yeah i did you have anything to add on that by the way i'm a bit of a rookie yes i think you nailed it i think when you said god away you choked the bag like what the [ __ ] does that mean but you got that in the end that's your big complaint is that i used the words got away you said like what do you mean they got away like are you quitting objective they get away no i was i was there you failed the mission if you you you layered on too thick you got it kind of like you have to bury the lead a little bit yeah i know you uh a little [ __ ] story by the way thank you thank you i appreciate that i thought it was i thought i was like kind of dressing up as like you but like 10 15 years if i was a lesbian talk show host yeah you nailed it yeah well that's also someone in my chat said jeff bezos says christmas which i also thought was pretty good uh uh but you know of course i have the sigma tank top underneath which is yeah you're the one that bought it i appreciate that it's like me and three other canadians who buy we meet up on weekends for coffee that is an exclusive group yeah it's like a bit of a bond that we have now uh i have that same bond with the factory sitting on a thousand unsold and wants me to pay him for it i can't i just can't believe yeah i can't believe they didn't fly off the shelves because it's shocking yeah we'll be yeah we'll be scratching our heads over that one for a while anyway i got the game open um we have here let me show the chat a brand new elusive target now expect to explain it super well but let me see if i can try to make it slightly simpler for you oh after this video your target is howard moxen an international antiquities trader who specializes in selling priceless art to finance terrorist organizations he is currently involved in the sale of the ivory white looted during the second world war the client has requested that you both eliminate the target and locate and retrieve the original ivory white wait 20 [Laughter] you pounds he wanted to murder someone to steal something that's worth 20 bucks what kind of [ __ ] civilized people uses it's a [ __ ] murder it's what who uses a period instead of a comma that's just rude okay you thought it was 20.00 oh obviously i didn't think it was that but i was wondering why they were representing it like that i thought there was maybe like a serial number situation all right well we are killing howie mandel host of deal or no deal and the deal is we need to get the ivory white filigree egg worth 20 million pounds uh which seems like enough to order a hit now the thing about to lose target is this guy is somewhere on the map and the map is very big and we don't know where he is and if you use your instinct button which usually outlines your target in red it doesn't work you're actually big study sorry interrupting you have to study the map and study the video to kind of figure out where he's gonna be found now one thing i noticed right off the bat is he's on the dance floor of uh the bar of paris hitman eyes you know what i'm saying this guy didn't know this regulator said and so no idea i will use that knowledge to track him down hopefully and we are going to have to find oh the egg i don't know where the [ __ ] the egg is uh we're gonna figure that out so i think hmm i think i heard diana talking about a safe somewhere good afternoon that's all i hate that's all i could tell you guys one more time an international antiquities i gotta watch one more time i don't want another ipad incident that's true i don't want another ipad he is currently involved in the sale of the eiffel white this looks like uh this is definitely not safe the client has requested that you both eliminated lied she doesn't say safe once bro you have zoomer brain you thought it was 20 pounds and you don't talk about this oh it isn't safe oh oh really i got zoomer brains someone here has [ __ ] boober brain bro because they don't know how to wait and read the instructions huh and then they just start blaming another generation for all their problems i've never talked to him again uh link history available link is for you to chat link is i need someone else for this all right uh no uh i'm gonna be playing here with the spectacore uh we have to kill this target we have to get the thing we have to get out if you do any of the objectives if you if you steal it or you kill the guy and you die it's over no second chances that's a loser target that's why it's fun it has steaks um speaking of steaks by the way big egg yeah i mean were you wanting to throw anything down on this i mean steaks yeah i know i i hadn't really put a ton of thought into it do you have any ideas well i mean just off the top of my head this is just just came to me right now but maybe if you lose you have to put a cardboard cutout of me in the back of your stream or not [Laughter] no absolutely not obviously that was going to be the hardest selling of course not of course not chat do you not think that's a great idea i think chad obviously chat will really because they know i don't like it i'm not gonna do it i'm not i just won't do it uh if i'm wearing the sigma tank top then people will be like oh that's cool i should get it no i wonder if there's any left what would you what would be equivalent on your side oh whale [Laughter] what if i like what if i like made you a video or something bro i got the reddit okay the reddits are already churning out videos uh listen let's think about this let's think about it how about oh i see what you say when you say make me a video i'm starting to click the pieces in my head okay wait are you i'm not oh well i was thinking of the favor i was asking you earlier oh no that's just that's okay yeah it's kind of just a given it's not really like i'm doing you a favor there it's uh cardboard cutout of you in my background for let's say holy [ __ ] one week okay but you have to stream during that week you can't just clint stevens you were thinking of doing that too where are you going to take a week off i will stream during that week but if i win you have to play paper mario on your stream and then everyone paper mario frog complains about i can send them over to your [ __ ] stream and you have to do the voices you have to voice the characters to be honest i watched your paper mario playthrough for the first time like a week ago and i was like he's not gonna be able to keep the voices up and you did to your credit whole time as will you when i win this one so you just you're just so it's either i win or you kill my stream handshake handshake deal no there's a lot people love it mario wait what do you think about killing the stream everybody loves hear mario it's the greatest game it's gonna blow your stream to the moon oh dude you were shipped to the moon when you live in mario gekko's gonna be in there everyone's gonna be in their podcast maybe even when i win i'll think about paper [Applause] the audience wants to know what we're picking all right this guy looks if he had hair he would look like the guy the the critic from ratatouille if you go back to his thing it's just the glasses um okay here's the thing we have a rule no psychers do you want to know something no medics at all really except for found rat poisons on maps okay i i literally don't have the psyche or unlocked but what are you talking about you play uh peacock baby [Music] dude grinding he plays on peacock he splices his runs i don't splice [ __ ] it's crazy dude it's not a single amount of this guy's stuff is legit it's it's insane it's like do you even like hitman i can't tell uh all right all right uh i'm uh i'm ready to go ready when you are uh okay well sorry you were doing like your whole spiel and then i thought i thought like uh okay i thought you were gonna get ready after hey tell your chat you haven't this is not a dig but your chat's a little smaller and that means there's oh sorry there can be voices that are allowed in your shot that could just tell you literally exactly what to do because they probably okay yeah yeah no no helpers mods my mods are very vigilant they'll click heads uh that's true the benefit of the videos ah man i don't i don't know where i'm trying to start out here uh okay no seeker but tranquilizers are cool yep drinks are cool poison is cool can i quack i have a great everyone was quack good night good night quack good night guys you don't mean you're going to bed right you mean you are literally closing this tab opening csgo and balloons td6 and the other monitor and you're going to play for another [ __ ] eight hours what are you talking about he's obviously opening up the latest atrial project to work on pretty sure the second that he leaves my chat i'm going to see a steam notification at the bottom right it says balloons td got open no all right i tell you what i'm ready to go all right i hope i uh i hope you're ready i hope your chat is ready to see me in the back of the stream every day for a week wow that's gonna be fun camera angle is gonna be really focused on yeah you better turn that blur down i'm gonna tell you what is gonna be up all right i'm ready when you are uh i'm gonna mute up and we will go in three two one good luck look oh let's target baby quack is now playing among us i just got a notification quack is now playing among us it didn't pop up on screen because [Laughter] good afternoon all right target has been spotted on the ground floor and should be easy enough to recognize we have not yet discovered the location of the ivory white however good hunting 47. okay so i need to find my target howard moxen he looks like howie mandel and then i need to find the ivory white and steal it so that i can get a spectacuor to play paper mario which will be really fun for me to punt everyone over there uh here's the deal he is not guys put on your bald radar we're looking for the baldest person you can find the ball but don't say me don't say top right damn i literally t-balled that one i literally [ __ ] that was like smaller than mini golf i it was the easiest putt uh what i can't i can't find it ground floor bald guy howie mandel is that him ball ball ball ball bald no that's another cop's bodyguard [ __ ] bald bald ball who here hits hair allowed bald bald holy [ __ ] i've never s oh this guy huh hey howie mandel not him he's gotta be in here somewhere why are you trying to kill howard mandel because i lost deal or no deal where's him bald bro she said in the main ground floor area easy to find and i'm not finding it i know i look fine i got a wrench when you kill him say no deal deal wow look at this cool fashion show bro what the hell all right you know what forget him for now forget him for now we need to find the egg we need to find the egg which must be hidden on the second floor what's the best way to get there these disguise of some sort so we'll go in here we'll go in here and as any good hitman knows we'll get the wait staff disguise oh and then we'll sneak oh you know what i'll probably destroy the cameras while i'm here too to make it a little easier on me oh full-on mansion key a little propane tank oh painting could be actually huge for me ah [ __ ] she may not get a guard outfit i want that could be useful security's got to be better than that no if i kill this guy i'm dead if i kill this guy i'm ripped all right forget it let's just find the thing actually [ __ ] it we can just restart dude we can restart as long as we don't kill anybody as long as we find it the key is to find it he's on that hitman grind wait all right this guy should think about that brother all right got the pit crew so i'm thinking it's in a vault right that means it's probably on the second or third floor i'm thinking third floor can you frisk me seriously we can't have any of the builders and stage crew running around here please leave excuse me piece of [ __ ] oh sleep tight what's your story okay i read this book about the fashion industry hey okay grab this we're near the vault it's got to be around here bathroom wouldn't be here case the place case the place case the place think like a hit man oh would it really be top floor in the attic auction office hmm i think it's like got to be around here auction auction area office come on safe key safe key safe key that's big safe key investigate oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] safe key where's the safe though where's the safe we have the key but where's the safe it's got to be in that room right am i crazy am i smoking i know you had to set it up fast but you can't just toss equipment around like yeah well i don't see a safe safe a safe a safe huh i'm hunting i'm hunting for this [ __ ] safe and i don't see it appreciate the effort to look smart you over here oh wait wait wait wait wait wait what's this damn i feel like i [ __ ] i think i've checked this whole top level so maybe it's not top level maybe the safe is somewhere else damn i'm not looking for that classic balcony safe i'm just hoping there's a balcony entrance maybe it's uh maybe it is in here safe safe safe safe looking for a safe i'm looking for a safe i'm looking for a safe dude the video did not imply that it would be up here though i do not see a safe i do not see a safe damn for real pharrell williams i don't think it would be in this attic maybe it's the second floor maybe it's public maybe it's on display [ __ ] okay maybe it's on display safe is that a safe what's this a hammer do you mind if i do a bust mind if i do not a safe that's a [ __ ] drawer dude i'm [ __ ] i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm not finding this goddamn safe wait where the [ __ ] would a safe be museum director's office museum director's office or the owner's study okay that's that's got to be it director's office oh i don't want to get cameras seen though this looks good owner's study a safe perhaps speed boat key no no okay take a look i think director's office if i was a museum director i would probably keep the [ __ ] thing in a safe in my office or in here safe radio right the safe of the land safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe speed stop saying every item i see and saying safe i get it is safe randomized i don't think so it'd be crazy if it was that'd actually be awesome if it was that'd be such a twist if this safe was in different spot every time it's probably in here oh yeah look at this priceless vase come on come on safe get some coins damn for real there's no safe maybe up no that's the attic again wait [ __ ] okay safe key um it's never been in a public auction it's got to be in the auction area it's in a private auction we're going back going back up to mike the classic skies there's always a safe in the glizzy stand what does that even [ __ ] mean dude honestly that's gibberish okay the thing is though i don't mean to sound [ __ ] crazy bears i did check this area which means if i check it again now i'm gonna seem like a bit of a fool unless it's oh oh god oh god wait bullets [ __ ] off auction let's go back in one last time all the safe oh [ __ ] okay unlock it if i grab this i'm done though so don't grab it yet except i already have everything i need i have the best disguise it a legal action it wasn't a legal action okay okay okay okay it's fine it's fine i can still get out of this it's fine it's fine i have a plan i have to buy a new copy quickly i have to buy a new copy on steam quickly i have to buy a new wait all right let's find some time we can still we can still win the level which we will do now locate and eliminate the target you shut the [ __ ] up there's been a hit on margolis shut up shut up your handiwork got you let's go okay it's contained to the third floor it's contained the damage is contained the guards will not start shooting me it's contained to the third floor we just need to find howie mandel howie mandel howie mandel hey guys i'm a guard regular oh is that him howie howie that's him that's him howie hey what a pleasure [Music] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay i'm buying a new game i'm buying a new game i'm buying a new game i'm buying a new game i'm buying a new game i'm buying a new game man hit man don't do it [Music] you want anything unlocked don't need it do not need it don't need it install content i don't have enough disk space bro the download time is very large okay what do i need to do i need to go to epic games epic i need to go to the epic game store it's already installed it's installed for epic someone's on steam okay okay okay all right uh videos uh sort by uh size i need to delete some of these large 40 gig recordings what is this how many how many gigs is this what's 20 gig video file i did delete that alright recycle bin okay i need to delete that and then we should be able to install hitman i guess okay it's starting um okay i just need to i need a new epic games account who's got an epic games account i can use someone who's got hitman three let me get me out gets me right now i need an epic games account confirmation confirmation link me kevin mentioned right now i need to re-log can i mention quickly okay all right new plan sign out sign in with epic games okay he's typing he stopped [Laughter] typing ludwig's got me oh lori's account i'm going to use lemma's account i'll the cabinet's probably got more unlocked all right i'm using lowe's account i'm going to do a little account with nothing locked [Laughter] holy [ __ ] uh let's go i'm in i'm in i'm in library hitman 3 launch play okay i think this should work oh please work please worry please please work come on come on come on come on baby do we have sound this is my account still unless lud you did it offline no it's my account this is not my account wait i'm i need to launch it on your account i'm on linux account right play is making it mario worth 60 absolutely i would give him i gave [ __ ] uh 250 dollars for um i gave who that 250 today because he said it's good for black history i signed out of ioi i think i am signed out aren't i dude i'm not going to get signed in any time come on come on come on baby come on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah accept the privacy policy come on come on connect connect connect i need a second copy ready to go from that one yeah confirm confirm skip i got it i have to buy downloadable content you broke ass you didn't buy the dlc okay do you have it do you have a dlc um i can't i can't buy it on those it's buying it for ludwig i'm buying it for [ __ ] ludwig oh it won't let me he'll actually won't let me it won't let me i need his [ __ ] credit card okay okay okay okay kevin do you have it kevin mission do you [ __ ] have it i need a switch [ __ ] god damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] okay epic games launcher okay here we go here it is sign out okay kevin okay oh man that is a tough password to break there kevin mation uh you truly are unhackable with a password like that okay now library damn you got a [ __ ] big epic games library huh kevin mation out here [ __ ] making epic games this year you got a big epic games library holy moly i got one game on here and it's hitman do you mind if i sell your account this might give me my money back actually will i give a lot of free games all right true okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay oh i can't believe i just picked up the [ __ ] item i can't believe i just like hurt the dirt the dirt pick up the illegal item out of the safe like if a guard picks it up it's okay yes we're in we're in afternoon we're in we're in red ring okay okay i need a tranq i need a [ __ ] tool box you don't have a second trunk why would you you don't [ __ ] play hitman all day uh lethal syringe is all i need this is all pretty good smuggle item basement stairwell um maybe a lockpick now we're fine [ __ ] it okay uh start me oh nice tuxedo you don't have the clown do you you do oh king okay let's go good afternoon 47. your target has been spotted on the ground floor and should be easy enough to recognize we have not yet discovered the location of the ivory white however good hunting 47 oh hey you can't be here it's still green a pleasure why is it still green it feels crazy it feels like that's that's max distance if so all right this guy was in this area it's fine i just need to get to where i need to get you know what i'm saying i need a guard outfit no like a vip guard outfit i needed one of these guys but i can't go this way can i invite please i don't have one uh what the hell is a bare knuckle [ __ ] no [ __ ] okay love it love it um hey watch it you can get yourself killed it was uh it was over here right no it was like it was it was inner's office that's where it was it was in her office and i have a lock back already so i don't need it was here looking good man thank you it was right here i can unlock it i need to get everyone out how do i get them out how do i get them out okay uh bathroom we'll use the bathroom okay what is that now locate and eliminate the target just as her career was slowing down it's the best way down let me throw something give me some throw listen to throw that bust actually might do it are you looking this way come on go go okay thank you it should be around here right that's where he was before howie mandel howie mandel where are you howie is that him no that's not the problem howie howie mandel i got a deal for you the [ __ ] is howie mandel dude he just circles the ground floor i assumed howie no he's not bald howie oh [ __ ] dude we found him here before but i don't see him anymore maybe he goes outside maybe he goes outside his route is probably it's got to have some weaknesses in it so i assume he goes outside highway howie oh is that him is that him no she's a different bald guy oh my [ __ ] god howie mandel oh got him bald no he looks like this okay black red burgundy bald black red burgundy bald it's got to be around here bro i don't know his route that's novakov and his bodyguard you call yourself a bartender how do i [ __ ] get him outside how do i inject this [ __ ] how we keep moving bro okay go outside yeah yeah yes yes yes yes yes yes might be able to get him right there actually this is big oh he's electrocutable insane i don't have any coins brought these fire extinguishers hey this is not far enough away [ __ ] oh this is this is looking to get seen i don't know how this is going to work if i get him even right here i'm getting steam oh no there i'll turn it that way come on give me a break i guess if his bodyguard runs i could shrink him and stab now what's going on how you been oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] listen to me very carefully we've been breached dude i lost [ __ ] good just poke and run well that just ends it but i want to sound assassinate did he sound assassinate oh my god he literally just walks his way wait he just literally walks his way wait oh i got him too well oh the money has been wired to your account oh i got him oh the fire extinguisher ruined it if i just waited for them to walk i thought they wouldn't give me an option [ __ ] dramatic i will play [ __ ] oh the real sad is no paper mario [ __ ] yo yo yo fastest gamer on the block checking in yo yo yo fastest gamer on the block checking what's good big game how was your how's your elusive target experience expensive you did not i thought chat was trolling me you did not you didn't actually right i did purchase a new copy of the game i didn't play on it thankfully so i can obviously refund it at any moment i had to use ludwig's account which didn't have the game so i had to try and buy it on there as well and then that didn't work and then i had to go to kevin mation's account sorry the craziest part wait you did all of that and i still finished first wait actually that doesn't make sense it took a lot of time well it's just like some of us only took one try once we got the egg you know we just gotta one and done uh so you're gonna send me your po box right so i can send you this cardboard cutout yeah i guess that's what the terms of the bet i'll be honest i i wasn't even expecting to have a chance but i did i did a roulette rivals match on paris so i had a bit of experience with rivals on paris and that's why you had a chance [Music] okay hey cool hey man this is fun hey thanks for coming had a great time awesome po box uh really a pleasure and an honor and just uh sweet sweet time so have a good one good talking to you oh nice can't wait to hear more from you again respect to core if you guys want to check him out check out his uh he doesn't like a stream he likes to youtube check out his youtube channel i do like the stream he's streaming right now search uh ted talks canadian children jokes search that on youtube you'll find it and you can see everything you need about core please check it out have a great stream goodbye okay i'm gonna get a snack and um uh and i want you guys to watch this video um just someone wants to uh link it to me does anyone have the video that uh i'm thinking of it's a tedx talk a really powerful one if anyone has a powerful tedx talk that uh i i just want to leave my chat with some get smarter thank you uh thank you i'll just put that up and you guys can just watch a really great well-delivered um i'll be right back [Applause] imagine for me if you will a small nightmare of mine it may not be something as scary as getting caught in the wrong part of duncan or actually just being a duncan in general but you know it's still pretty terrifying my nightmare is a world without humor a world in which the diminishing state of miley cyrus's outfits is no longer funny but terrifying a world in which i can't make a pretty girl laugh like i normally could so easily by just asking around and these may not be the worst things in the world and i'll albeit they probably aren't however humor does a lot more than just release dopamine in our brains through laughter and as a huge amount of unappreciated complexities with the power of humor we can address sensitive topics we can gain a better acceptance of self and finally and most important i believe is we can gain a huge amount of insight into what makes other people tick damn now imagine a day and it's a nightmare for me i wake up cms on my floor and have a serious and uncomfortable awkward talk to my roommate pablo instead of just telling him if i see one more sock on this floor i will put everything he owns into a boat fashioned from wood soaked in kerosene instead of flames that drips to the waters and mill bay now can see why you're a good hit man psycho has ever seen pablo yo chill chill on pablo bro he just dropped a sock on the floor not since he got in a oh boat was fun uh shout outs inspector ward thanks for doing that thanks for being part of the content what we really need to do we need to do like a champions league um we need to get we need to get uh lincus too we'll do a three-person one that'd be fun hmm that could be really fun all right um okay uh chat it's 10 45 i have some uh work to do so i probably will have to end but i hope you enjoyed the stream um slogan store's thing for the nine months kevin mason thank you for the the account that i used we almost we almost did it um um [Music] and that's it for me so thanks for watching hope you enjoyed we're gonna write afghans um i'm not gonna have time for elden ring unfortunately i have work to do before tomorrow uh but i'll be back tomorrow with a probably targeting tuesday uh i really would i didn't do all the ring really badly but i just can't i can't do it tonight uh i gotta finish uh some work uh so thanks for watching much love seventh to all have a great have a great night i hope you had some fun hope you had some laughs hope you enjoyed and uh wish me luck at work because i got some i got some pretty big stuff to do actually sevens have a great night i'm gonna write afghans you did the hilarious song please check him out |
so on time every time hi quick sparse still no green screen today and that may or may not have to do with um my dancing there may or may not be a new one being shipped to my house the last one may or may not have been designed to have me and my chair fall onto it make the string ping wait is there a ping i'm supposed to do when i stream i thought that already happened in discord the mods told me to do something when i make an announcement and so far i think i failed at it every time anyway hello oh wow i'm early i guess i'm streaming i don't know how early that really counts as um yo gypsy thank you man for the prime blixed thank you for the prime are the alerts paused or something [Music] they usually do another ping okay got it uh why did the alert show up streamlabs event alert box don't get it [Music] are alerts working let me see refresh cache uh i don't know why it didn't show up but gypsy thank you blixed thank you um is this going to work i see an alert have you heard of there we go i don't know why this is a gummy bear album have you heard of further what no i'm not gonna yeah the green screen um is i sent it to a farm up north blazerton thank you for the sub uh all right big day today well it's as long as i feel like streaming for as long as i feel like streaming big day today first we're gonna reveal a new website secondly i'm gonna say thank you to alex rod for 12 months hello everybody you owe me a chicken dunk but i still love this community all right fine remember this moment with something special chicken shot there you go to see you back again doug thank you tom all right uh we're gonna reveal the new website i spent a lot of money to buy dugdug.com there's not really a reason for it but we're going to reveal the website it hasn't gone up quite yet and then we'll we'll publish it live and then this is a reminder i have to talk to you guys about detention so just remind me if i forget also remind me to drink a lot of water today because as i mentioned last time i started keto and i keep getting really dehydrated [Music] thank you epic um okay then chicken and then peggle click maps i want to try i showed off click maps last time probably a lot of you guys have seen click maps on other streams but i think click macs are awesome and i want to try you guys playing peggle thanks i sprout uh i want to see i want to try it's a new way of twitch chat plays i guess is another way of doing it so i want to see how far you can get in peggle this will probably be like i mean to be clear this this will probably be like totally thank you so much um you were streaming when i'm on vacation real dug dug fans cancel their vacation the instant they see um the discord notification all right so this will probably be like three minutes chicken this will take 45 seconds peggle click maps this is probably like five minutes maybe even one if you guys just don't if you guys just don't um you know win hey duck loving to see your streams hello hope you're not getting burned out take care of yourself and use my life force in the way that's best for you thank you for the one month i will use that month probably this costs two dollars and 18 cents probably seven point five seven reading a children's book 200 bits cost 280 which is 7.57 dogecoin all right cool thank you for the dose coin um and then youtube click maps i want to try this this will probably only be like five minutes and then we'll try some twitch chat plays red dead redemption these are kind of all tests today we're gonna see what happens it'll be a big shotgun approach and probably not none of them will hit the target that's that's what we like to see in a good dug dead stream uh do all right let's uh let's join let's get over to this website first what's that i should tweet i gotta tweet first remind me about drinking water and remind me about detention good stream not right now but after the website all right tweeting the tweet has been tweeted [Music] all right um is everybody ready so glad you're back doug hey nate thank you is you web developer no good to see you again i've wanted to buy dug dug.com for a long time i finally did it ladies and gentlemen doug doug.com quick sparse has been working on this we got some custom graphics together before you enter you accept the terms of service and then you click send [Music] i just wanted something that like feels official i want something that feels like really polished though we've got the the name of the website up here uh there's a kind of a role that if you slant something if you slant an image slightly that's why you see it in like uh you know youtube thumbnails it gets more attention if it's slanted so this is left over from the old website i don't think these links don't work i don't think he went does it start um yeah any any any uh month now zeno um so you have the latest video here so this will be clicked and then there's there's font that talks about the description get doug doug mcdonald's after work because i saw the notification in discord oh this is eddie's paypal i'm hungry [Music] yeah you'd better send that money right into doge um so you here you can watch the twitch streams it doesn't appear to be actually hooked up right now because it's not going is this just a screenshot okay this is a screenshot of me being offline uh and then this is i think in this might be old too so dug dug two this is for the second channel for people aren't aware there's the second channel here that you can go to the the vods channel which is now called dug dug culinary universe um you've got twitter please name the child yeah uh we'll call him totinos uh this is the discord this is my favorite song barn finders barn finders barn finders barn finders burn finders burn finder and then you can click this for content uh down here um and it goes to the bottom i don't actually have a hindrance which all depression is gone [Music] i hope you guys like the new website i i'm not gonna tell you how much it costs to buy this domain and even the server costs are like kind of high it was actually like very expensive i just figured like if i don't buy it now it might get more i actually like i tried to i'll pay it for you no no it was a lot anyways uh so it hasn't been live up until now i'm gonna officially publish it just in case there's any okay and uh looks like it's all good to go doug doug.com the brand new website psych [ __ ] it's awesome this website is [ __ ] beautiful oh it's a whole new academy with all the different elements of the dug dug universe you've got simon you've got me you've got a copyright official website monterey bay aquarium for rosa the sea otter how to donate funding the academy information about the minecraft server looking for roommates the discord's right there looking for a reddit that i've i don't think ever gone on it's right there music registration bam we got your music registration academy info the twitter the music playlist that's often it's usually outdated because the videos get removed anyways the vlog channel's over here shouting out roach and dragon mansion antonio helps out a lot you've got the second channel you've got the bod channel you've got the principal notes and there's so much stuff built into this website this is all quick sparks by the way can we get a few spoons do i even have spoons up is it can we get a few hearts for see you quicker you youtube um we've got the explained with food category do you want to watch explain with food videos bam we've got twitch chat plays videos if you want to watch twitch chat please bam field research bring back the other one maybe we'll put the other version quick sparks maybe we put the other version somewhere in here like people have to find the old like decrepit school building look at this new academy i spent ten dollars to get that building made in brick investigations beautiful behind twitch you want my twitch chat place code here's my twitch chat place code i think it's like here in the browser look at that right here on the website this is actually really outdated i've got to update this code but man it's still cool uh wheel glory [Music] uh okay first person to say meow in chat gets spins the wheel of glory okay uh the first person was pupachu 9000 okay it all comes down to this [Music] what's up poopa choo you've got a 40 chance of being banned for a million seconds you've got a 10 chance of becoming a vip in this channel it's looking really good for you get out of there boom and then nothing happens [Music] [Applause] good try poopa chu thank you cyboss thank you oh my goodness thank you for the 10 gifted subs i appreciate it all right what else we got meow okay this is good if you're ever wondering if i'm gonna be on time today you go to is doug doug.com is doug on time and he keeps scrolling keeps scrolling you keep scrolling yes that's my secret i'm always on there this is all the twitch chat commands on nightbot uh this is all the list of the spoon battle bets that we do which quick sports has been keeping track of for two years uh same with gaming gods if you win one of our gaming god events uh and then this is the old website oh and then okay gotta remember it's not too good until you can play barn finders through the website nice try true until we've embedded barn finders into every single even look even the lockers above the lockers there's doug duck art where's the barn finders any second now that'll be there wait quick sparks i didn't miss anything do i [Music] you should just let me spin the wheel of glory because i exist all right at some point today um the plus section oh yeah yeah i almost forgot about that you're welcome cal shown i'm i'm happy you got into programming programming's like a it's a rough start you know or i should say it's a sharp learning curve that was my experience or maybe i'm dumb who knows uh yeah and then all sorts of other stuff in here you got the faq thank you you got the twitch chat rules you got the software you got the content suggestions you got the special thanks beautiful god all the all the styling is so good quick spurs just kicked so much let's see dunk here's the twitch chat oh yeah the merch is still up is the merch still up the merch is still up you can still buy twitch chat designed t-shirts did eddie show up hi eddie i like that if i turn and see that it's an emote only mode i know that it's you uh more details about minecraft and our delicious server fallout steel thank you so much for 12 months oh yeah water [Music] you got a plushy gallery inside looks awesome doug don't forget to drink water ah thank you do we have a banana peel i didn't know that where's contact oh yeah the faq okay now there's some other things going on here eddie at some point you got to turn emote only off hi eddie so um we've had issues in the past where people just be little butt holes uh in our classroom and disrupt everything contact is your email address okay cool um um but we need a way to uh punish them you're doing better and good to be back damn right so uh in the future if somebody is acting up in chat we're gonna send you to dougdug.com detention and you're gonna have to tell us why you're in detention what your twitch username was and then you'll actually submit it to us through the website and then i'm just gonna read your shitty detention apologies on chat and you're gonna feel like a real goober don't be that guy who gets sent to dougdug.com detention during a stream okay now that's for individual punishments right if somebody's acting up in chat and the mods are telling you to stop then then we will send you to dougdig.com attention but recently i was driving in my car and um i stumbled upon something in my glove box there's a little case for cds and these are cds from back when i was in high school or earlier of various like mixes and stuff that that we would put together and just burn onto cds you know um and i was going through these and it was like cool electro one like new grounds audio portal 13 and all these just like things like these burn cds with with sharpie on it until i get the drug drug badge let's go let's go um and then one of them was out of place it was no longer a blank cd with my sharpie hand written onto it it looked nice and i realized it was from 2005 and it said the middle school banned recital recording and i realized that for some reason i have the recording of my orchestra band when i was in eighth grade so i listened to it and it's horrible it is awful it is the most ear wrenching horrific [ __ ] that i've ever heard and so i realized sometimes people are acting up in chat they start spamming poop or plume or doing other [ __ ] when i'm like hey please stop spamming commands like the code's not on and people just won't listen i now have a surefire way to punish the chat you can't spam pooper plube right now either all right enough people are trying we're gonna have to show it off if the chat acts up in the future you're gonna have to listen to excerpts from my uh 8th grade band [Music] this is yankee doodle a rendition from 12 year old doug listen to a chat let it into your ears feel the pain know that you will experience this horrific horrific feeling every time you end up in my channel [Music] it's time for accountability on the internet normal otherwise yankee doodle rendition listen to the finale listen to the finale that's not in tune several of the trumpets are not into the symbols are too loud the trumps are far too close to the microphone oh that's not a good note you're off by like almost oh god and all the parents are just liars and just pander to us unbelievable so anyway secret weapon oh yeah okay hold on do you know if there will be a duckduck plush plush drop again yeah at some point in the future quick sparks i just sent you a link to it all right good new good news uh just sent quick sparse that audio file will be the first 32 months yeah that's actually a good idea yeah we could do it it's like a six minute song i think how long is it it'd be a really [ __ ] annoying um it's six and a half it's six and a half minutes anyway i sent this full thing to quick sparks so then if we send you to dugduct.com detention you're also gonna have to listen to this uh at the beginning why is the audio just so inconsistent anyway so class should be a little more a little more ruley this time around this is totally totally totalitarianism how hasn't nintendo hired you yet with such a fire soundtrack extreme disrespectful students called for extremely disrespectful punishments um all right so that's that's the website i think it's [ __ ] great just hope you never go to dug dug.com attention because it's gonna it's gonna leave you scarred um yeah i don't know if we'll do other we'll probably do other things with this website but um for now it's [ __ ] cool thank you again quick sparks for being awesome and for making this and he's been like tracking all this cool stuff it's awesome anyway cool website that was number one for today yeah i think it's really cool [Music] jesus can we listen to that misc again no don't god damn it the problem now is if some people like that song they're gonna try to tank the whole class this is against the geneva convention i don't think they specifically called out doug's eighth grade band music in the geneva convention what instrument were you playing i was playing trump my first year as a history student at university with the music um you're welcome i'm glad to help um i was trump which are definitely like the trumpets are definitely the least in tune part of this music i was the lead trumpet player oh no oh doug oh doug god they put faith in me when you go to dug dug detention should play the band music slowed down 200 okay that's a good idea ian you're brilliant um i saw your python code on the website are we allowed to use it yes so your mixtape is fired and beautiful yeah oh doug's about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2005. um yeah the co you can use the code uh i haven't i can i've updated it to python 3. so that version is python 2.7 so it's outdated i'll update it soon but you're welcome to look at it and use it all right maybe doug from 2005 on trumpet sounds a little bit better when we slow it down [Music] it's very loud [Music] i wouldn't say better [Music] now you can really hear how discordant all the instruments are straight from a star wars movie oh [Music] nothing a horror movie hold on montage worthy music what's like what's a good like scary scene from a from a video game like resident evil what like the very intro chatukel thank you so much for the 12 months man there's a lot of 12 months folks no no not demystra whatever you say it's been a year the first stream i saw was when you tried to eat enough to become one cheese baby from us for the laughs you are welcome thank you so much for this 12 months it's a long ass time uh baby intro no commentary [Music] uh it's supposed to be yankee doodle it's not supposed to sound like a horror soundtrack there's like there's some 12 year old child who thought they were doing a good job on the clarinet right now oh oh no hate i've been following woodward your voice sierra is glad to see you're doing well thanks armand it's actually this is shockingly good this is again not a compliment to my band but it really works well hold on let me oh geez let me skip skip ahead [Music] no this is too cheery this part's too cherry okay now it's getting scary again [Music] there's me there's me on trumpet slow down more yeah it's gonna be a little slower than this it's still way too fast high 11 months hope you're doing well thank you murray martial [Music] oh there's trumpet [Music] dude it's really attitude when it's slow where's the baby [Music] is there like a jump scare or anything [Music] there should be an actual horror movie that does this that takes like a like a seventh grade band recital and slows it down a lot hold on hold on this is going on for so long we have another like four minutes before we get to the climax okay i'm getting into the climax how soon is the is there a jump scare coming we need to try to time the climax of of eighth grade doug with with the baby fnaf does that wow or fanf wait no it's fnaf right okay well we'll let it build for a little bit then hopefully at the end okay well i was behind the bleachers somehow i ended up here okay around there so we got another i mean i'll do four okay so last minute here we go the baby is only slightly less out of tune than my trumpet [Music] is it are we done that's not good somebody said in chat early on it's not that bad i just were you trying to be nice oh hold on one sec all right it's gonna be a little loud [Music] [Applause] here comes the baby yes [Applause] [Music] okay all right anyways the point of this being you're gonna have to listen you're gonna have to listen oh you're gonna have to listen to my eighth grade band recital um if the the chat gets too bad oh my god there's also another jump scare you skipped that'll be fine we've seen enough baby screaming okay among us official soundtrack true true that should be the new sub alert no no no drink water thank you just came in what's happening we're revealing the website um all right cool thanks website next up uh oh yeah chicken i said i would do a chicken just the first two bars when it's fast paced would be perfect yeah maybe the thing is like we went through like a full year of the of this the alert sounds being like a punishment you know [Music] when really realized half of your chat is masochistic i realize that the thing is i would expect if i did something like this that people would at least once as a joke try to make me play the song but then i think eventually it stops being funny and the number of people who are so masochistic as to want to listen to it multiple times is brutal [Music] okay uh i'm gonna blare a chicken into the microphone because i've missed a bunch of 12-month subs eventually it stops being funny but for now it's hilarious [Music] i'm gonna be good is that um this combo all right this is i've missed a lot of 12-month subs from the past from the past uh few months being off so this is this is a thank you to everybody for all the support i really do appreciate it [Music] so very cool [Laughter] i already thought that this band recital was not very good and the fact that it works really well music but now are dead again that works so well for resident evil and the chicken sound is it's just not a compliment at all like it's much worse than i expected oh thank you wheat all right what's going on i just came here and what i was revealing the website this is you call the check masochistic look at yourself well i i'm more what i like to think that i do is i offer up on a platter the ability to be masochistic and then everybody chooses to do so right make this a sub alert i don't i don't know if that is a good idea i am the prime mass assist messages oh man thanks bob and cheese didn't you just sub yesterday how does that work okay that was number two on the list of things to do next i want to try click maps with peggle i want to see if this works again this probably isn't going to be like a cool thing or like fun or anything uh but today is you know experimentation day let's see what happens i didn't reset yesterday but i reset today because this is two days in a row wait what i don't understand i don't understand any part of that one i didn't stream yesterday you didn't res i don't get it but thank you lazy turtle um glad to see you back love your [ __ ] thanks caleb the climax of eighth grade doug right right we're saying that after two years of middle school edging my experience as a middle schooler is the one climax when you need it um all over the band recital i don't understand why this is confusing people so the way the way click maps works for people or not uh who didn't see it on friday or have not seen it before because it's a fairly common streamer thing i'm just curious if it works for peggle [Music] okay brag thank you thank you thank you thank you 12 months man crazy how many people have been streaming for 12 months it's insane glad to see you streaming again doug yeah um the real person who just received attention then left immediately after because i am very shy and could not witness it go through when i came back you were talking about detention and errors and i became worried i may have messed it up i will donate 10 more i am sorry doug thank you for the 10 gifted subs wait you don't done it because i totally miss things all the time also so if you click on the screen then it will show up where your clicks are i think you can click multiple times but it i think will probably change your click how do i see it okay i'm terrible at oh you did give 10 oh my god sideways for 20 gifted subs that's insane that's super generous i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you thank you okay so don't click on danny devito leave him out making that a sublet is not a good idea it's a great idea how about we'll do it okay the punishment can somebody have the clip all right let me let me judge how painful this is what i'm thinking is i can make it a a sub alert temporarily all right thank you drunker i can make a sub alert temporarily for like let's say five number five total alerts or something like that um but that's only if i lose something so it'll be like maybe the next mario party match or something like that like if i if i lose part of the bet is that this becomes the sub alert because i don't want this and most viewers don't want this either this is another one of those things where there's probably like 25 of the people here who love pain and who are like yes let's do it um but i think most people here don't want to hear that over and over and every single time the chicken sound went off when that was the sub alert every single time there was like 30 people in the chat who just said what the [ __ ] just happened i feel horrible like we're like hurting people the the problem with the poll is that the problem with polling is that the people who are likely to respond to the poll are also like you the poll responders are going to skew more towards the masochists anyways do you want horrendous that's not true there's this like this is not true okay let's assume that the people voting are two to one skewed towards masochism then that still means it's like fifty percent of the chat right because because it's exactly twice as much [ __ ] all right well so this is what the alert would be and we'll potentially use this as punishment for a future challenge nice knowing okay that is really funny okay that's actually really there's how does it like coordinates extremely well wow like the chicken starts super high pitched to like let it feel like it's like it knows that it's only gonna be like flutes and are there what other instruments are there in that like it just goes for the the wind section and then it comes in with some trombone sounds and then it drops now oh my god they're coordinated i think this chicken was in my eighth grade band um all right for some future thing we'll we'll have adding this as a sub alert be a punishment for now i want to try peggle click maps it's too quiet wait what the hell [Music] all right cool more pain please click maps works as input like the chat uh no i i looked into doing that so ideally i would have the click maps oh yeah and the click thing doesn't work on mobile right now which is a bummer um so the i in a perfect world the click maps would be that you guys would click on the screen and then it would actually um okay i'm gonna have to go off of [ __ ] i just realized an issue with this i'm gonna have to do full screen yeah i'm gonna have to do full screen okay we're fine we got this um with click maps ideally you guys would click on the screen and then whichever is the most clicked spot would actually click on my computer but i couldn't find something that successfully did that there's things that that say they can do that and then it didn't actually work so all right let me uh let me pull up peggle so what i'm curious we've played a lot of people in the past can you play peggle if instead of everybody sending inputs to my computer constantly that's not true as long as instead of just a mass of inputs going to peggle what if you are knowing exactly where you want to click we'll just click out of the game yeah i guess that's kind of true i think i got to do this and then we've got to add me where are me okay hear me and then where are you there you [Music] can we play on mobile or not no unfortunately [Music] what true yo uh please stop spamming walls of texas thank you i missed you guys hi coxy i hope you're doing well um all right what i'm really curious about is does this go better than when it's twitch chat plays and everybody's sending inputs i assume it's gonna go way better what i'm gonna do is wherever the most clicked spot is after a little bit i will click that i'll click in the center of the most clicked area so you're basically trying to like come to a consensus on where on the screen you want me to click and then forever for every successive level you beat without dying at all because this will probably be kind of slow so i don't want to do it for super long but for every successive level that you beat i will gift a sub um good luck i'll play some awesome music and we'll get this started bam oh okay click back broke okay good we did it [Music] um okay okay okay now now now now should work [Music] oh i don't have it up thanks for all the laughs you're welcome eggplant aha okay you want me to click here here all right here we go the first one doesn't matter okay this is really loud right i should turn it on a bit right does it matter when we spam clicks i don't i don't think so okay i'm gonna stop i have to i have to minimize the game to restart it okay now go [Music] we want loud it's super loud like the game i mean [Music] also levels myself is boring let's do a better level okay that was a warm-up quick play new game random level this will be more intense okay i'm stopping it also what okay well i'll let you click back clip click map who you want to play who do you want to play this is going really good so far i'm gonna move so you can't click my [Music] face click over there click one of the people why isn't it showing up this is going so good there it goes there it goes okay 40 on me did you want me to play okay so currently crab is winning by 13 13 but the spooky the spooky pumpkin is has 12. [Music] it takes a while to update make it borderless i don't think i can i should because this is annoying just move your camera yeah that's true i'm gonna do a clutch okay okay okay okay okay thanks cx crash uh first shot now now click where you want to shoot [Music] yeah rematch with claude crap crab's not going to do anything because you can't click i will click for you again clicking here doesn't do anything think chat if you click on doug's face we don't shoot the pickleball i have zero idea how to pick yeah i should probably explain that so peggle works like this uh you're gonna shoot a ball out of the top out of the crab's face at the top middle you're gonna shoot a ball and it's gonna bounce all around the screen and you're trying to hit every orange peg so every orange peg in this map you want to hit all of those the blue ones don't matter they're just obstacles so you're deciding where to shoot this first ball i'll just go kind of fast right now all right i'm going in the middle of the 45 all right let's see what happens so see you kind of wanted to like bounce and hit as many things as possible think chat think [Music] all right all right that's the decent shot okay stopping and restarting it [Music] okay here's a fresh click go [Music] oh yeah click maps don't work on mobile i apologize thanks f monster i am continuing to get about 11 of the clicks 19 for the menu okay it's looking like i'll let it update one more time it's 30 39 so i'll kind of go i'll kind of go right in the middle of your of your click cloud oh yeah oh [ __ ] okay right here then i don't know why people were doing over that direction i should have stuck with that first one would have been way better aim at the number oh okay got it yeah that would make sense like right there okay yeah yeah you're right cool i'll aim at the number of the future which means i technically rigged that one okay new click map is up go and i know again this doesn't work on mobile i apologize for all you mobile users the good news is you can still type rigged in all caps whenever anything doesn't go your way so [Music] all righty so looking at 50 right here i'm waiting for one more update one more tick no that seems like it's cr wait okay oh yeah there we go all right good luck chap [Music] that was here i'll click for you i'll try to help you out with the clicks in the future one all right three two one click i see we have a lot of mobile users [Music] i'm on a laptop i don't know how to do this what about console uh console probably not because there's no mouse what the hell is going on i probably if you are on a pc you can click on the screen and you can see these numbers popping up like on my face this indicates how many clicks are in different parts of the screen so you guys collectively are deciding where you want me to shoot the peggle ball unless you're on mobile or console in which case you can just tell me um that i rigged it okay 45 i think that's a nice little number as long as you don't get as long as you don't bounce out of this kind of cluster i think you're actually in good shape here we go [Music] nice nice nice oh that was unlucky kind of bounced through the middle i'm on calculator so with calculator what you got to do and [Music] restart with calculator you need to use a game shark [Music] we could do pokemon like this how do we do pokemon thanks for being really polite yeah ideally don't just say rigged really be eloquent with it i'm on the tesla computer no you're not there's no way you're watching me stream while you're driving this is great all right looks like 66 right here here we go oh get that one up there three ball you got a free ball okay restarting the clicks three two one how are you reading our comments they moving so far and couldn't read the rest sorry it appears to me this game was in fact not a fair and balanced i couldn't read the rest i'm sure that had nothing to do with uh rigging i'm on a windows 95 internet explorer that's still the same that's fine i'm on a samsung fridge just press the ice button and that'll click all right looking at that i think that 48 is a smart move right in the middle of the numbers oh that should have bounced up you guys that was actually totally rigged against you that's good okay oh get the bucket [ __ ] i tried to help with the claw okay resetting the clicks [Music] good luck [Music] how do i do this on the 2d i'm on the gucci toilet what about the mars rover [Music] it sucks how you got to restart it every time true all right we've got a lot of clicks though [Music] i mean right here this is 3261 clicks 577 people are clicking how do i play it on my vaccine microchip just tell bill gates balanced against us this game is entirely unfair and unbalanced okay look i'm moving i'm moving my mouse to the sixty percent and you're gonna clip this peg and you're gonna get plugged over to the right side uh this will be a real hunk of doozy here we go i doubted you and you were wrong clearly all of you knew what you were doing when you clicked there [Music] you're probably going to lose this by the way so here we go restarted five more balls all part of the plan i just i just feel like you missed where you were trying to the super click internet ad on mario he's getting in the way of my choices what do hey i'm using a nintendo switch friend code to watch your stream okay hold on it takes a few seconds to update okay here we go it looks like most people most people are on that little kind of vibe but guys look you're gonna be in the way oh oh you just barely okay good [ __ ] good [ __ ] good [ __ ] what if i'm on gta 5 rope that's what rope was the whole time who's clicking on the moon quick clicking on the moon [Music] all right uh i'm doing it oh that was rough you know what i have not been timing this to try to help you out with the bucket i'll do that more i actually this has been a fair unfair and unbalanced way of unethically whatever you guys were saying actually kind of rigged four more balls and reset here we go [Music] also thank you swaggy swagster thank you rand tossa team thank you so little boy he admits the riggage i don't think of rick it's just a word drink water thank you i'm playing on pokemon center pc yeah just put one of your extra pokemon in here you've got four balls left 54 of people are clicking the moon do you want me to shoot the moon [Music] all right to the moon i'll try to time it with the bucket i'll try to help you out here if it lands in the bucket you get a free ball i'm gonna do it now that was awful on my part i thought it would bounce over to the right i'm sorry to be fair to me though you guys did click on the moon okay restarted here we go three balls left rigged my clicks aren't showing up they're absolutely oh oh it's because there has to be at least 50 clicks in an area for it to get registered so if you just go click like on each of my nipples that's not going to do anything [Music] 25.6 hours of peggle i played a lot more than that actually are we shooting the moon again you already stopped the moon nothing happened all right we're going for the moon uh this is as high as i can go i will here's what i think is going to happen it's going to bounce off and hit here i think it's bounce off hit here and then bounce over to the right and i'm it's going to land in the bucket so i'm going to shoot it when the ball is when the bucket's moving to the right like right now here we go [ __ ] i'm sorry oh i did i know i was wrong i had i had the right idea we could try it like right now everybody start clicking again i'm just i'm just worried the previous click bubbles stop the previous click bubbles will influence i'll shoot it i'll shoot at my nipples the mouse is over my nipples ready go wait i have to i have to move it up i can't click if it's off screen so it has to be like aimed okay i think i have a direct line to my nipples this is not going to hit a peg here we go i'll try to line up with the bucket cool [Music] nipple play works every time [Music] okay see this is why i need to reset it because otherwise we just do the nipple play i'm restarting it okay new clicks in three two one there's no pegs towards my nipples so it doesn't make sense to shoot at my nipples my nipples could actually be optimal early on when there's pegs in the way you've already cleared the nipple path [Music] okay more people need to click over that way click over that way because otherwise i'm shooting nipples again i'm waiting for one more update i have never played peggle you have now sort of [Music] it's just there's one two three four five six seven more balls okay yeah here we go good [ __ ] good [ __ ] [ __ ] you actually did it all right we escaped the nipple plan and fire i thought it would roll that might have been on me okay i'm restarting it last shot last ball wherever this lands it's got to six different orange pegs and ideally land in the bucket so you get another shot i'm waiting for the update we have 2600 clicks being registered and here they come we love your nipple [Applause] [Music] that could work [Music] you wanted this orange one i think if i hit it right there it'll bounce to the to the bucket i think i can help you guys get this [Applause] check this out i'm gonna do this perfectly wait what [Music] [Applause] i thought more clicks we're gonna i'll do one more update [Applause] okay and [Applause] get the bucket job i guess you guys can decide if you want to do this one more time or we move on to youtube so uh what do you want to do you need to be more gentle hey it's great to see you back what's the dodge to bezos pacers exchange rate 100 to a 13. oh this isn't helpful guys you don't have to click menu at the bottom left there's menu like in the main what's one of the options and there's still a lot of a lot of clicking around here is it gonna spread out more this is not helpful okay it's between play random level and replay level we can do one more [Music] do you want to replay or play a random one try to try to try to distinguish between the two this is very informative do random level okay it looks like it's more random all right well we'll do this one more time as dumb as it is for me to minimize this every single time it does kind of help uh reset what we're looking at auto clicker is broken don't use an auto clicker god some somebody in this chat probably set up an auto clicker on my nipples which is always a good feeling all right random level oops that's not a good song random level here we go [Music] oh this one's kind of hard wait who do you want to play who do you want to play [Music] i don't need an auto clicker my clicks are insanely fast are they we want to play you or maybe you're probably clicking the mic right okay i'm gonna i don't i don't know how to interpret this as a character we want to play as the menu okay i'm seeing pumpkin boy as the main pumpkin boy is winning it all right your pumpkin boy okay we're resetting it this is your first move will you go for the center thing will you go for the center thing and try to scoop into that sort of swirl where you go for the outside to then try to bounce in or will you go for my nipples change the twitch website link to your new website oh yeah i'll do that after i don't think it's urgent i'm no auto clicker i get 20 clicks a second oh my god with one finger or are you doing like a double tap [Music] okay most people realizing that this center play is smartest because you can sneak right in there a three two one [Music] oh it didn't it didn't quite swoosh in the way you would want a little unfortunate but still good you got in there all right and restarting does it matter if you do more than one click i think more than it says it just says count multiple clicks as an option and i have that selected i would assume that means that if you click twice can we do your most recent bank account um only if you play really really really good bagel i would assume that that means that the most recent click is detected not that somebody could just click in the same spot a hundred times and have that count as 100 clicks but who knows probably gonna count votes more than once per person probably yeah i mean actually that's definitely what's happening because well i don't know at any rate we got our shot here good luck that was kind of unfortunate but now you can swoosh into that swirl like you're actually in a good shot now good spot now so look this says i can't read it really 664 users and 13 000 clicks how many divided by what was it 690 each person is clicking an average of 20 times you guys don't you don't just like click once [Music] all right next shot what are your favorite color my auto clicker clicks 40 times a second peggle oh hi this biffing brit hope you're doing well i saw your message on my uh update video i appreciate it man thank you that like actually means a lot also peggle dude greatest game of all time all right we're looking at 63 down here 61 percent good luck i think that'll shoot the gap very nice very nice very nice very nice oh oh my god giggle it's the greatest game of all time all right restarting the clicks [Music] bam also hold on i should say for the record so far click maps has gone worse than when you guys can all just directly control the game and it's like 2 000 people just screaming into peggle's ears this is 2 000 people screaming into one person who then screams into pedals ears and somehow this is going worse like it doesn't make sense that's because you're ad at aiming you're ad at spelling the word bad oh this is really split oh here we go okay that means you're the problem no it doesn't i'm clicking exactly where you want me to click all right i'm clicking the mouse is over i've the mouse is over the the number 46 which represents okay well now i got to move it okay you're still gonna clip the green though you're good i think right there right yeah so i'm gonna i'm gonna move it wherever the the center of the number in the blob that's the most click blob is as long as it's not my nipples three two one spooky ball is gonna drop down from the bottom get that orange okay very nice right next now it moves to the right you got a free ball oh get in the bucket get the bucket still a good shot still a good shot all right resetting there we go the hive mind is superior i almost want to i think after this we'll finish this game and then we'll do the exact same level but with you guys the normal twitch chat place code and we'll see if you win and i'm curious does hive mind wind over i guess democracy like would twitch chat be a better form of government than democracy we're finding out right now it might be a bit quicker to alt-tab if you're on it borderless yeah you're probably right baby um it's fine for now in the future i will do that you're the problem you need to click harder i am in the middle of 24 you guys are clicking too far to the left all right i'm doing it three two one go [Applause] all right resetting this was going real good what do you mean rigged i clicked in the middle of the the ball of the blob my 120 clicks per minute may not be helping but damn i'm determined like i mean i could try it with only without multiple clicks let me see click map allow only one click per viewer maybe this is the problem okay good news uh i can't i cannot click that so back to the click maps baby [Music] good luck seven ball sets what's going on we're playing peggle except you guys if you're on pc are clicking onto the map and this program will will show me where the most people have clicked and then i will shoot the peggle ball into that click hole and you just have to hit all the orange pegs okay that's a good looking shot i'll update once more how do i click on the soldier boy console oh that's why oh wait it worked 679 users 679 clicks okay i guess the check box was invisible or something uh so this is it there we go whoa get the bucket oh you're robbed five percent of you clicked on me wait so we want one click we probably just want one click right that same not democracy bring back hivemind i feel like that i feel like that was a little more uh focused feels like the auto clickers were the ones really [ __ ] things up next shot you're live click [Music] with one click does it count the first click or the last click it seems to count to the first click that you do but the thing is it has to be it has to be 50 clicks in an area for it to actually register so at least 50 of you guys clicked on my face um and some die hard people have been clicking on the menu button every single turn and it's never worked but i appreciate your dedication all right right at 58 i'll try to time this with the bucket i think i'd want bucket moving right here oh i was right get there all right you could win this this is absolutely doable okay it's reset as much as i was as much as i was joking on you you can actually absolutely 100 percent beat this menu gang or cowards you have victory in front of you like this has been a marathon if you were running a literal marathon and you've run 23 and three quarters miles and you're at the very end and then a couple one part of your consciousness goes who a hot dog stand and you just leave you just leave with victory in your grasp all right resetting it the question now do you finish this marathon and get that thrill of victory or do you just leave the game make your decision now one click per person back to game is the biggest button here wait it's split between back to game and main menu wait that's all the clicks that's not okay well all i would do here is click bam 59 percent now here okay if you're clicking main menu do it over on the right side if you're clicking back to game do it on the left side because otherwise i can't i don't know which one you're trying to click otherwise it gets merged into one blob so make your decision now clicks are restarted [Music] don't turn on the music the music sucks in this game well okay that's not fair that's not fair i love the music but it's very repetitive and doesn't fit the kind of high-stakes action uh that we look for in this pegasus connected somehow pandas from new york zoo probably yeah okay we're looking at we're looking at 38 i'll let it one i'll let it do one more tick one more update oh it did it updated oh yes ladies and gentlemen we're gonna finish this marathon here we go 36 all right resetting the clicks go menu gang looking weak [Music] marathon can wait hot dog gang the hot dog cart will be there at the end the hot dog cart will be there no no click on the 45 spot everybody who doesn't want to go to the menu has to be really coordinated now the hot dog stand is there for once you're done with the marathon the menu is there once we're done with the game i'll let it tick one more time 46 to 41 okay you got there good job okay i'm gonna wait for the bucket to be on the left side and now oh that's beautiful good [ __ ] everybody all right resetting the clicks in three two one you have six balls left you have six pegs left you can just pick them off one at a time i'm hungry now dad you can wait until we get there dad's busy winning a marathon [Music] okay we've got 49 on the menu this is a problem now because the pegs are split enough that the non-menu people can't coordinate yo yay wait 30 oh 34. geek thank you so much for 18 months that is a long time i'll let it update one more time [Music] okay looks like menu wins [Music] by two percent can we just agree that let's at least finish the game you can change the settings i mean i'll click wherever you want me to click i think if you change other settings and then we go back and finish this marathon it's the equivalent of instead of stopping a quarter mile before the end of the marathon and going and eating at a hot dog cart it's that you stop a quarter mile the end of the marathon and you pull out your beats by dre and start blaring peggle music into your ears to pump yourself up right that's that's a sweet move it's not sweet to leave the marathon for hot dogs all right here we go cooks are live doug what are we doing we're playing peggle and you guys are clicking on the screen to tell me where to click who's what is 3d acceleration how is that relevant here i think it's peggle it's not even 3d [Music] all right it'll update in a sec [Music] finally some unity [Music] finally we've come together i think you're just barely going to clip colorblind mode if i click the center oh you moved it up [Music] all right i'm clicking right in the middle of the most clicked blob at 55 color blind mode i don't see a difference okay resetting three two one so you stopped a quarter mile before the end of the marathon and put on color blind glasses now what because you're not colorblind did it change anything [Music] god damn it i don't want to listen to music dude [Music] it's pretty loud [Music] it's gonna stop when i minimize it all right click clicks are reset here we go [Music] wait what is custom cursors but it's on custom cursors is on all right we're going back we're going back back to the marathon back to the marathon we put on our beats by dre we've got our colorblind glasses on now let's finish this marathon and go get hot dogs okay wait oh it is different oh it is different okay well cool now the colorblind people in chat can also play six balls left six pegs left okay we got 55 over there that's looking good what about cheese steaks they couldn't afford it it's like a amateur it's the middle school marathon from my band recital this is where the center is you are not clicking on the right spot okay there you go there you go you adjust it i think that'll clip it so it said i can't turn the music off damn it it says when it's like 47 i'm going to click on the the second number because that's the middle could you play the middle school band music on top of the pegal music yeah that could be that could be pretty good oops wrong camera [Music] i probably need to reset the speed [Music] all right resetting this is not this is not the same key all right all right here we're looking at it this is going to click right here oh that was my fault that was my fault i should have seen i didn't look at the bucket that was actually rigged all right next ball you're still you're still doing well though you're still doing [Music] well [Music] [Music] look this is going to be the middle school marathon of the century uh hey vip's in the chat reminder please don't spam lots of messages in a row [Music] why there this is awful i hate what's happening like just every everything going into my senses why there chill 8th grade band music beats to study relax too all right go i tried my marathon hurts can we have hot dogs now no finish the marathon then you have hot dogs i'm going to turn off the 8th grade orchestra music it's just it's just that there's so much going on i've been so caught up in this pagal game i almost forgot to send a question of the stream any hue here it is if you could describe the sound of the skyway would it be all right i'll play it at twice speed so that it's done faster go [Music] think chat if we beat this level we could stop listening to the peggle music faster dang it's kind of fire now [Music] doug really nailed it right there okay there's there's a one more hot dog cart right near the end we're veering off towards the hot dogs but we can stay on track right now [Music] god the flutes and the clarinets are so they're so talented [Music] for any europeans wondering why americans are so cocky all the time this is why our music's incredible all right we've got 68 on full screen congratulations that should take into effect as long as you click back to game as long as you click back to game wait that actually courted or that worked for like two seconds okay back to game jesus nice now it's tiny [Music] all right resetting [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] last chance [Music] i'm clicking on and the one you went too high you went too high you went too high i i just clicked okay well now there's another you you put in another version of the song in here which i guess i have to play now but grammy award win you did not click on the x i clicked in the middle that was not rigged okay so keep playing this restarting restarting the click map i didn't i did not rig it i clicked the center introduced your content to a friend and she fell in love with your content she watches it so much that i look like a casual viewer thanks dude i appreciate it were you're trying to exit out of that's not even how you close this program closing fruity loops is up at the top left okay so it's 68 on rate [Applause] okay does chat derail peggle for hot dogs we find out in three two one [Music] [Applause] i thought there would be like a confirmation button i thought we would have another chance [Music] so that was a nice that was a nice uh one-two combo here first you clicked in here to give yourself another track and then you quit out of pango great job doug from 8th grade [Music] okay so god the trumpets that's me that's like all me [Music] all right we're gonna go play youtube that was good [Music] not so much [Music] that's that's not good all right um great job everybody we failed [Music] we uh we got hot dogs here i gotta i gotta pee cause i'm drinking a lot of water but [Music] oh [Music] all right i'm gonna i'm gonna pee [Music] holy [ __ ] tai tai tai gifting 25 hot dogs to the community thank you so much ty i appreciate it very much [Music] dude that is insanely generous thank you as always all right quick bathroom break then we're gonna play youtube [Music] hot dogs all live chat [Applause] [Music] hot dog more like [ __ ] up [Music] nice [Music] uh what am i doing what the [ __ ] did i join because i love it good question um okay let's get back to here why is the click map stolen okay is everybody has already seen um [Music] what's the what's the name of it mr doug i need a name how about i require a name that's a cool name [Music] hey doug could i do a vip spin i have too many challenge points and i miss the thrill of getting potentially for a week yes [Music] normally i don't play favorites but in this case i will absolutely play favorites all you have to do is go to dugduct.com slash wheel of the glory [Music] what's it called well go to dugduct.com [Music] i go to the wheel of the road oh vodka [Music] ty ty good luck i was also promised to spin on the wheel damn it you're right okay yeah i'll do it now all right so two quick wheel spins now we're gonna play youtube with clickbaits all right this one's for ty ty ty the wheel of glory that's an incredible outcome 40 chance of getting banned for 11 days but a 10 chance of becoming a vip oh my god ty that was a narrow dodge [Music] boom i will ban you i'll ban the [ __ ] out of you and knowing me i'll probably forget that i banned you and you'll have to like bother me a lot to get remodded oh okay you might dodge the ban [Music] okay you're safe thank you enter yeah yep okay can i get an honorary spin all right one more one more spin and then this is for quick sparks quick explorers has been banned by the wheel several times but using the sunk cost fallacy that means he's due for a win henry meowed in support of you quick bars [Music] you actually could win quicksparce oh my god i am honored to unmod you [Music] and let you become a vip yeah now you can you can say as many messages as you want but also now you're vulnerable to other mods so can another mod give quick sparks a two second timeout please [Music] uh okay [Music] play band music no no there's been enough band music i think you guys are misinterpreting what the band music is meant to be band music is supposed to be a punishment it's not like a fun time celebration song that's this song alright we already have a fun time celebration song [Music] we enjoy pain band music okay we're gonna we're gonna play i have this great idea that probably won't go well okay you guys know wikipedia speed runs that are like popular with youtubers where you start and i did them one time you start you start on one page of wikipedia right something random like mcdonald's or something and then you try to get to another i need to be banned you didn't get you dodged it what do you mean and then you're trying to get to another page right so you start on let's say mcdonald's then you try to get to lithuania or something like that but the only thing you can do is click the links right only thing you do is click links that are visible on the page already you try to get there as fast as possible i need to be banned from my standard you have to earn it to hot dogs you could do that well so here's what i'm thinking this is a little bit different because we could start in one section of youtube or we could just start on the front page like this and you guys try to get to a specific topic in the person with the casual friend from earlier i was the one that got them to watch your stream today your band music just reminds me of doing 40 hours of flute practice a day instead of doing my homework yeah thanks gamer um yeah it's also funny because you said banned music and i was like what music of mine got banned and then i realized what you're talking about but that also fits with how horrible that song is look at the dog one no no this isn't about this isn't about looking at videos this is about trying to get from one topic to another so why don't we pick the topics all right so round one and you can you only get 10 moves you get 10 total decisions super poopy blue gamer juice gamer time 13 on decilion 213 decilion 231 no million 231 octillion 300. go ahead and skip that thank you so much for four months i appreciate it very much all right so um you get 10 total moves where do you want to start at we could start with just home page we can start with homepage we'll start with homepage homepage and you're trying to get to what you have to you have to click on a video in what category minecraft i think is far too easy your channel the thing is you can't type i don't know how you would get to my channel i'm like pretty obscure on youtube right you kind of want to go for something that is possible not dog because there's literally a dog right there not nude yoga because this is youtube mr beast no there's already mr beast here we're looking for something that you could get to but that isn't literally on the front page right it's a hot dog recipe we could do a video with a hot dog any video but hot dogs are pretty obscure dude rick roll rick roll's not gonna show up in youtube recommendations pewdiepie banned diss track hot dogs lithuania markiplier seems here we'll do a quick poll what destination rickroll is not gonna work i'm vetoing rickroll okay a skyrim video could be good like any skyrim video that i think is really solid it's broad enough that you could get there uh but it's narrow enough that it's not going to be on the front page hot dogs sure that's also like impossible undertale's good undertale's really good otters otters i guess they're possible otters are possible anime anime is a good one besides we're all anime gamers here okay let's try this one one of these five so we're gonna we're gonna start on the youtube homepage i am going to allow you guys to click on the screen and and i'm going to allow you guys to click on the screen and decide which video we're going to next i will click that video and we will repeat this and you have to get to a video in this topic in under 10 turns well in 10 turns the 10th click would be um would be the destination [Music] yo vips please calm down especially you quick sparse you're really pushing it all right this is like exactly tied i'll stop it in five four three two one bam okay hot dogs wins by two votes oh it's my 17 month anniversary also me what's 17 more months thanks roach hope you're doing good i forget if you still were trying to get or did get the 30 80. but if you got it i hope it's great okay i'm gonna veto it and do it my cookies and enough for the whole class can i bring them to class tomorrow yeah but they better have that special something thanks bearded kitchen uh i'm gonna let's start with anime i think hot dogs is harder i want to start with an easy one that is uh more doable also twitch still has the thing where you can change the color of your name right like you guys can change your name here i'm just noticing that a lot of people are dark green and it's hard to see so it's not like it's not like it really matters but if you want to change your color how do you do that you like slash paint me or something button next to chatty okay the star but dirt green is good it's just dirt green on a on a chalkboard isn't i'm dirt green intentionally whatever it's your call i'm just letting you know that you can change it okay so we're gonna go front page to anime and then round two will be homepage to hotdogs we'll try hot dogs after i don't know how hard or easy this will be i'm really i really have no idea let me uh let me write this out down here and in my stream actually [Music] [Music] uh all right sec let me update this down here [Music] what should we call this what like what should the name of this challenge be like like a youtube click adventure like youtube chat speedrun youtuber let finders weepers hot dog challenge that's not informative at all youtube speed run the 10 click yeah 10 click challenge that's more clear [Music] the youtube 10 click challenge that's that's clear youtube rigged challenge it's not rigged i haven't even started you can't accuse me of rigging this yet at least wait until i've done a single thing click on the screen uh wherever where where ev wherever on the screen how do i say this doug will click on the spot that the most people in chat click on chat must find a video about anime in under 10 clicks you could let us type using the tablet on screen overlay could open up some fun options we i mean we've done that in the past we like we've i've done that was like the first rosa birthday stream we did that focus i'm just curious you know how does this work if it's not that if it's just clicking and again i apologize to all the mobile users here are we allowed to use a click to skip ads no you have to watch the ads that'll take too long um yeah i guess i should just do oops hold on my cat dwayne says hello so my cat henry says hello idea you should let twitch chat choose an opening search line from fat boy roji what oh oops my thing's [ __ ] why does my tts voice sound like i smoke a pack a minute no it's just australians all right now i gotta do a title up here dead sexy shrek home page to anime you guys hear that he just like cries at me what's up uh all right cool let's do it what would be an appropriate song for anime i don't really have that many anime songs on here that's okay whatever video you click whatever what that just got caught off whichever video you click on the most i will click on that and then we repeat the process until you find anime i'm restarting you have one click in total [Music] and wait hold on go click on any on any youtube video there's an anime on here already is there okay whoa whoa okay big split it looks like we've got 23 on miscellaneous myths medea is that anime that's not anime is it right that's the most what else we got i can't really see from this we got 19 on fat albert the movie we're not going to watch fat albert we're not going to pay for that right now unless somebody donates the amount unless we go to fat al fail albert is not an anime that is the live action fat albert movie is specifically not an anime it's free with ads really i'm pretty sure i would get dmcad on twitch probably anyway the most chosen one is miscellaneous myths medea real quick we've just is there a way to change this i forget to like change the layout or do we just have to start up here [Music] okay restarted click you got to click on one of the the right ones let it run it's released another set of enamel we finally got zeus and hara ready to go brought together by their mutual dislike of jason and i'm honestly really happy with how these ones turned out so check out the link to our crabmeat shop and snag us up before they're gone i don't think it's exactly controversial to suggest that greek mythology is a bit lacking in the nuanced okay a lot of people want me to subscribe that would count as a click but i think most people are going for miscellaneous myths krishna but for the most part the ladies agree with right here 33 on defunct tv the history of fetch with ruff ruff man usually the most interesting thing about these women defunct tv is brought to you by privacy.com privacy okay that was two clicks cards for your online purchases you now have defunct tv the history of dragon tails all right i'm restarting it three thank you does pokemon count i mean that is 100 in anime but maybe people don't see it [ __ ] [Music] it's just like so widely known oh that's [ __ ] i was hoping i was looking at it and hoping that maybe it was um affiliate station wgbh boston met to discuss the fate of the long-running children series zoom in the meeting with zoom's executive producer kate taylor taylor had a long i was hoping it would be about the video games god [Music] yeah it's about the anime all right three clicks well done all right all right fine anime was too easy anime was too easy we're going to hot dogs who the heck wouldn't notice pikachu all right i'm going i'm making a new private window so that we can restart on the home page oh god damn it you guys already got a food that i don't know this could send you on some weird street food [ __ ] oh [ __ ] but street food's a really good chance for hot dogs [ __ ] all right all right you've got a good shot here actually man all right restarting it in three two actually also what are the stakes here i'll gift at least one one sub per victory i don't know how long this will go we'll say uh two subs per victory so you got two subs okay go [Music] i mean i think this is an obvious one unless you want to watch tommy edit poor fat albert technically you've got fat album again the youtube algorithm was like fat albert and then we clicked away to something completely different and we come back like that albert [Music] but no we're going for street food and three people and three percent are for lo-fi study girl okay hi that's so glad to see you streaming that's good number one better soon can get it sorted out don't rush back though take as long as you need thanks in our fan from scotland mate hey thank you appreciate it all right all right i'm going to turn off the music i just want to watch this also [ __ ] you're already at hamburgers are you kidding me okay you actually have you actually have some you got a variety we got fed albert it was what was it somebody show a clip albert had 49 how did it switch that much there's only one oh no i accidentally turned on multiple clicks per users no no no everybody already clicked no look look at the stats look at the stats 900 users 9 000 clicks so a bunch of you guys just kept spamming on fat albert after all the votes are in no no that's me i accidentally set that because it doesn't show you look if i click main menu and i click click map i can click this but it doesn't show anything so now it probably toggled back to one per user look you guys can get fat albert next time we can start on fat albert next time if you want okay cool now it's capped again one per user um here we go and actually i should point out you guys have some decent you have a decent variety of options here because you could go for beef wellington which looks like a hot dog you could go for hamburgers up here because hamburgers are obviously relevant you could go for sweet and cool off sweetened winter melon drink making if you just want to watch that let's see you've also got giant pizza actually pizza might get you closer grilled pork could be similar to man there's actually a lot of there's a lot of legit strategies here i think you're one click in you've got to get the hot dogs and maybe you'll get back to fat albert anyways okay i'm stopping closing restarting here we go three two one you're live oh yeah i could i'll full screen after this you're right i should full screen [Music] and again you just gotta click on the screen as long as you're on a pc computer if you're on mobile you can just type into the chat to tell people what you think they should do all right looks like we're congregating near the top five percent of people standing to go back to fat albert i guess you can go back to fat albert but that would count as another click and then fat albert would count as another clicks you'd be three clicks in just to go to fat albert but it's too late okay i'm clicking on 80 you were going to the sold out hamburgers [Music] all right resetting it [Music] okay [Music] you're live [Music] you're two in trying to get the hot dogs on the right side you got ham cheese egg toast you've got new york city food giant stuffed pizza best lamb burger ever made traditional market potatoes gordon ramsay's perfect burger tutorial man you're on street food you can absolutely get this looks like most people are going for yum yum's best street food collection i guess that could even have hot dog in it yeah and actually i should that's a good point you could technically in the future click the channel right because if you click the channel that'll bring up a new suite of options which is interesting and technically you could go back to the home page if you feel like you are if you feel like you're lost right so there's various options here but every click counts uh with that being said here we go 51 is right on yum yum street food it says best street food collection short edit and it's 39 minutes i'll scroll through and see if there's hot dogs no that's sushi sushi is not a hot dog that's not a hot dog what the [ __ ] that's a hot dog dude what thank you for harvesting my life force for 22 months [Music] wait is it no no no no wait wait wait wait wait no no maybe maybe it wasn't it could have been curry it could have been curry that looks like hot dog hold on hold on but these are hot dogs right [ __ ] no it's not even a bun dude that's not that's a corn dog that's a corn dog that's corn dog that's corn knock it doesn't count it doesn't count it doesn't count very close although there could still be corn dogs in this video so let me order the hot dog sorry hot dog has to be a bun corn dogs have hot dogs in it i mean i guess it had a hot dog the sausage but i was assuming that that we were gonna count like hot dog in a bun otherwise i feel like it's more of a sausage a hot dog is a food consisting of grills or steamed sausage served in the split of a partially sliced bun [Music] but you're still close you're very close he's [ __ ] all the sandwich we might have to take that one to court roach also thank you double chopsticks thank you thomas jefferson thank you draco dagger [Music] not right now we're not taking it to court right now but maybe in the future um whether or not hot dog is a sandwich what the fart does not does not change what is currently going on which is that you need to find a hot dog in a sliced piece of bread [Music] doug you're wrong i'm going off of the wikipedia page it can refer to just the sausage but like [Music] all right hold on first let me see just if there is straight up hot dogs like real american god-fearing freedom-loving hot dogs here [Music] i will i will keep reading the page i see you ricky said i t can refer to the sausage itself well wikipedia you can't trust wikipedia anybody can write things in there okay let's see from the preview okay this does not have a let's say traditional sausage a hot dog i mean [Music] wow i literally did not read the next sentence which is about this much debate is centered around whether or not it can be considered a sandwich the term can also refer to the sausage itself hot dog variants include the corn dog corn dog is not a hot dog no that doesn't count as a hot dog i don't know what's the pole say funny doesn't count or rip way sandwich bread counts for taxation purposes because of the high sugar content so but we didn't see any hot dogs wrapped up in cakes so good point but not not relevant to the korean street food um wait a minute no no no no i have you i have you that's [ __ ] the sausage the term can also refer to this sausage itself sausage itself and that sausage was wrapped up in a bunch of other [ __ ] which would make it a corn dog it's a corn dog it's not a hot dog it's fried in batter it's a corn dog it is not a hot dog [Music] which is a variant of hot dog yeah but so what is variant variant is a different version [Music] differing from others of the same kind differing differing i know it says variance but variant means a different like a variant of a human being is not the same human it's a deep fried hot dog which is called a corn dog it's probably not even a corn dog besides we don't know if that was corn it's probably not corn it's probably not corn which means it's not even a corn dog it's a pig in a blanket okay we're pulling is a sausage fried in some mystery goo a hot dog [Music] and you have to ask yourself are you saying yes because you really believe that's a hot dog or because you want to win [Music] i really believe that's not okay it's literally a corn dog [Music] what are we frying it in guys if we admit defeat we can watch mr green true true oh it's so close vote two vote two do the right thing folk two is it hot i don't know this is what we're talking about right there that gooey fried thing is that a hot dog would you show up to a fourth of july parade and go oh cool hot dogs or would you show up and say oh cool a sausage fried and yellow stuff three two one no no it's not that is a korean corn dog [Music] i just watched your health update video hope you were doing well thanks hello they're considered doing a cooking stream could be fun my current kitchen would not work well for that but maybe in the future number one thank you for the 12 months thank you um all right it's is you know dramatic and screamy as that that was for me you are almost at hot dogs you are almost there you're so freaking close um and you still have what seven clicks that was your third right i think that was your third or is that your second no i think that was your second that was your second right third okay that was your third you have seven more clicks dude you can get to hot dogs the wiki says corn dogs and hot dogs are no no it says they're a variant of hot dogs and variant is something that is dissimilar similar but different which means it is not a hot dog it is a variant of a hot dog you started counting at one not zero yeah uh that's because i'm not a programmer anymore okay you've got a lot of options on the right here spicies uh korean fried chicken i sold toast and built a building cute and delicious strawberry cheesecake uh spicy korean fried chicken spicy korean fried chicken good you good you might want to you might want to try to move away let less from like asian street markets because i think it's less likely to have a like a you know kind of formal american hot dog like if you can get more towards american kindness or like or like german street food then you're gonna kick ass i know it says variants include corn dog but a variant is different look we voted people voted all right i had nothing to do with it i didn't rig it at all okay just popping up clicks a lot to say those were roll fish cakes i can read korean and in the back it mentioned fish cakes looked bomb though not a hot dog lol dress yes yes you hear that it's water you saved me paws water wait so do they make fish sausages that look like american hot dog sausages in the back it mentioned wait that's really those are fish formal american hot dog is the name of my 21 pilot's cover band drew tear two drink water bro oh yes thank you actually good doug you may have gotten a moral victory but have you really won well i got a victory in every sense of the word so yes fish sausage is still a sausage fair enough all right i'm clicking on the middle of 39 which i think is amazing korean giant pizza is this great this is clickfunnels that have become popular on twitch lately hot dog means the dish not the sausage not quite okay you've got new options egg toast korean style pils oh you got mukbang wait you've got mukbang up here that could be valuable okay mukbang could get you to hot dog eating kit kat factory kit kat factory could get you to more like americanized type things experiment lava versus bulletproof glass that could definitely get you to hot dogs oh new york city dude you've got a lot of good stuff here new york city could be really strong new york city could be really strong but i i could really see kit kat factory getting you closer i could see the mukbang getting you into a category where people are eating hot dogs as part of a mukbang i think you've got a lot of options here okay clicks are starting in three two one clicks are live the the issue with the new york one is you might get like really hard into pizza like you might be going into a kind of like inescapable pizza hole it's one click per person right now yeah all right looks like most people are going for pizza i think i think the mukbang is like a really really valid strategy looks like we're leaving it but like and the other the other thing with mukbang the other thing with mukbang is that you're getting multiple foods per video right so that that'd be the value but it looks like we are in fact going for pizza okay clicking it this is click number five here we go let me uh let me update the title and then we will okay you're looking at pizza korean something gordon ramsay making something italian sandwiches that could get you close drinks pizza toast street food japanese food michelin star restaurant all right wait sorry okay i'm restarting i'm restarting it three are we allowed to scroll down i can only show a single screen at a time so not really three two one now you're live click on his channel oh that's actually not a bad idea again you always have the option of clicking on the person's channel and technically you can also bail back to the home page but that that seems bad dream sweating adam raglissa has a hot dog video that could be big that could be big all right it looks like you are going for italian sandwiches i was gone what's happening um you are we are trying to click our way to a youtube video that contains hot dogs what's up sixes i have been taking a long ass break okay i'll close actually close this here i think i think this could be it i think this could be it let's see let's see new york city food like it's not going to be in this video but it could reveal a hot dog video what are we looking at croissants japanese food little italy no it's like the same it's like the same okay clicks are live clicks are live you guys you guys might have lost a big opportunity with mukbang on channel yeah you could go for channel channels a strat that's a strong player clicks that could be that could be really really strong i just don't know if trap i don't know if a travel channel is gonna be is gonna really much have have much hot dog content but maybe okay closing the clicks this is click number seven what does it reveal uh i'll do this i guess i can do a full page i'll do the full page of videos you've got a lot of fish thai food japanese street food connecticut food making ricotta cheese new york city food connecticut food scallops new york indian fried chicken mac and cheeseburger new york fried new york filipino chicken bbq okay clicks are uploads why uploads why not their home page connecticut food is hot dog or we go to playlists i i i need to pick one screen to stay on denser listing a video for this one we're saying maybe next time clicks are live thank you hippo jesus after this round we'll convene on the rules you've clicked seven times you've got three more clicks to get to a hot dog video the thing with this one like the connecticut food could also could also get you there pretty easily but mac and cheese mac and cheeseburger seems pretty strong change to uploads he's doing new york food i'll be right back can you update me on what i missed sure roach [Music] okay we're going to we're getting we're getting we're getting into the end of this now new york city food mac and cheese cheeseburger does it get us there stopping the clicking [Music] french fries and cheese sauce most dangerous food chef serving top tier sushi the toast thing best the the best burger in every state i 10 iconic new york city restaurants when social distancing oh this is risky the 10 iconic i don't know if they're gonna have like a hot dog stand but social distancing could actually make sense at the same time best burger in every state i managed to entirely sleep through the last stream finally catching this one though it's live here question in your honest opinion the nintendo switch pro and myth oh also jazzy thank you for the three months i feel like i didn't respond jasper the composer nice ring thank you for the nine months i managed to sleep entirely the nintendo switch pro myth i have no idea what are you guys clicking on i'm gonna go ahead and assume that you are not clicking on most dangerous food in vietnam rare thai village cooking right it's pretend iconic i think the i think the 73 got pushed up oh you know what i think it is i think that people probably are clicking on the french fries and cheese sauce a lot and it got pushed upwards it's averaging between okay it's it's the 10 iconic right i want vietnam i'm it's definitely not vietnam he said hi to me i don't get it okay 10 iconic this is your ninth click oh [ __ ] so it hat you have to get you have to get to a hot dog video there has to be a hot dog either in this video or in the next one that you click good luck this is number nine i don't see any obvious hot dogs but you do have fat albert again oh best cheap eats in new york city the question now oh wait wait hold on hold on that there's a hot dog this is an hour on the lower east side where the go-to is pastrami on rye there's nothing more new york than a pastrami on rye and no one does it better than katz's 1934 a customer came into the store and said what do you have for lunch i'm starving he's like well i brought some frankfurters from home the guy's like what do you have for lunch i'm starving he's like well i brought some frank really running the gamut there chat would this have had hot dog i'm curious if this had hot dog if this one because this would have been a strong number 10 like your last shot but you would have had to decide do you go the best damn youtube 10 click challenge of our lives damn right you played the only youtube 10 click challenge actually i guess there was two with this one it probably has a hot dog in it because it's basically exactly the type of video you'd want but you'd have to not click fat albert and that would be a big challenge for twitch chat [Music] all right we should uh let's do another one i'm having fun please fat albert did anybody care goddamn what is dude how hard is youtube pushing fat albert right now [Applause] oh and bow burn with this is such a bizarre mix tommy in it bo burnham and fat albert it's just this is bizarre um all right what's the uh what's the next one you've done homepage to anime that was easy because of pokemon to be fair without pokemon that would have been a lot harder you've done homepage to hot dogs we're not doing a home page to fat albert we need a different one you could do something that is slightly related to fat alberts that you have a follow-up but we're not doing we're not doing a one-click challenge you can click fat albert but that's not going to be the goal because fat albert is currently on the page home page to sr-71 blackbird the hell is sr-71 blackbird [Music] just the airplane how would you find that oh skyrim was a really good one [Music] home page to doug doug we could do to dug duck i don't think you're gonna be able to find me find one of your videos i think you guys here's the thing we're going off of youtube algorithm recommendations so you'd actually have a chance at that if i had been uploading recently i have not been uploading recently and so right now my channel is not like very recommendable you know they're gonna they're gonna youtube's gonna push other stuff and so that's why we wanna do like a category rather than me because you're not gonna find me just off of recommendation clicking more specific than skyrim i think skyrim can be tough family guy home page to family guy could be good okay let's do uh we'll do a quick vote so this is the next this is the next uh target home page to what hey glad you are doing well hey thanks boosty you too uh okay skyrim i think is a nice solid choice we're not doing fat albert among us is probably way too easy angry at its own hiccups there was a literal hot dog on the first page first page of what i believe you shrek is a good one dnd dnd solid spongebob i think it's too easy doug doug with 20 clicks we could maybe this is like the final boss so i get to dug dug with 20 plays frodo baggins so like not lord of the rings specifically frodo baggins homepage to conspiracies that could actually be that's pretty solid i think his genre is a little better than a specific channel harry potter could be good oh yeah and otters all right let's just do one of these doug doug for 20 clicks you can vote for i believe i think you can vote for up to three sorry let me let me redo this we can do doug doug 20 clicks later for right now uh well we can do that it's like a final boss this is just the next normal one with just 10 clicks bam now you can vote okay i'm resetting it there's a lot of people who voted for conspiracies accidentally unless that was not accidental i assumed you were voting five from earlier because there's a delay okay now we're doing a new vote three two one here we go dude conspiracies is too vague anyways we need something like shrek or skyrim where we know a conspiracy is subjective we can't do conspiracies that doesn't make sense how do we know if it's what like they're gonna say conspiracy in the title or something i don't think we can do i don't think we're gonna do conspiracies it looks like skyrim or shrek is gonna win anyways but okay uh let's do well let's do a runoff between skyrim and shrek [Music] replacements [Music] that's actually not bad that's just dude that's so that's gonna be so hard to get to from youtube recommendations youtube does not recommend a lot of conspiracies all right three this is a new vote two one i think it's too obscure i'd rather this trend a little easier than way too hard because it'll just suck if we just becomes impossible [Music] wow this is extremely even it looks like shrek is just barely pulling ahead [Music] okay congratulations memes win shrek takes it [Music] you know what the worst part about you know what's the worst part about this is is that with shrek fat albert is a legitimate strategy [Music] uh actually everybody go drink a lot of water here's your hall pass to go to the bathroom we will do homepage to shrek as soon as i yarnate please hold [Music] [Applause] [Music] glad to see you steaming much [Music] thank you for holding all right is everybody ready you can click anywhere on the screen wherever you click the most i will actually click [Music] thanks macchiaro thank you kryptonoid oh thank you for the rain too i appreciate you [Music] and tqr just uh all right here we go you've got 10 clicks to get to shrek you are live [Music] i think we know what this first one's going to be [Music] actually you know what i really [ __ ] up here we should have done the first click and then i went to the bathroom wow fat albert played thick albert guys every single other time we've done this there has been a spread of clicks across the map this is the only time where there is a 100 600 of you went right for fat albert okay that is click number one click number two i can't play this can i i don't think i can just play this on my stream i'm pretty sure i can't just stream fat albert like click the like button if you want to waste one of your [ __ ] clicks liking that albert that's fine um dude we're just in i guess you movies is kind of where you want to be man these are a weird spread of movies high school musical okay i cannot play any of the i'm not going to play any of the movies it's a free movie it being free on youtube does not mean that i can stream it on my twitch channel just because it's a free movie on youtube does not mean that you just have all the rights to their content scrub the whole movie for shrek oh i mean how about i watch the five seconds of the of the of the very end that albert dies oh and then bill cosby's there this is awful we got to get out of here you guys [ __ ] all right i'm restarting it you've got teenage mutant ninja turtles raya and the last dragon the princess diaries elf a quiet place high school musical interstellar the lizzie mcguire movie polly best in show richie rich thank you chris on fire daddy daycare or wizards of waverly place the movie and technically you could subscribe to fat oh to youtube you can subscribe to youtube movies save it share it dislike it like it or click the youtube movies channel and i guess technically you could go to disney or ratings or the actors or the genre comedy interesting you actually have a big a very large spread of viable options here shrek is not disney yeah that's a good point i'm not saying shrek is in disney i'm just saying disney could be something to consider it could be something to consider as an explicitly bad option because shrek is not part of dreamworks okay ready or is dreamworks not disney ready go this is your second click a lot of options here try to be as specific as you can in the center of the button that you want to press so that so that it congregates really concisely [Music] play button no we're not playing it we already learned that fat albert dies we don't need to watch anymore seven percent of you are clicking the play button we're not you could've just clicked the whole thing we can't like it he's not signed in [ __ ] you're right [Music] uh this is gonna it's gonna [ __ ] up my actual youtube recommendations this is my chrome where i'm signed in i actually care i'm like very protective of my recommendations because i get i like only watch certain things on this channel including fat albert cool so now i'm going back to the firefox incognito it when it went to comedy god damn it all right whatever you get a free like on fat albert on my channel this is okay so you clicked comedy them comedy is what you actually did okay so this is click number two it's comedy here we go okay we're doing one screen screenful you are live [Music] are you talking we already know the ending of the movie we literally saw the ending [Music] you have like teenage mutant ninja turtles mr bean what did you expect i expected a new a new movie [Music] okay okay um uh so that's two clicks this is click number three and go you reset i can't like it again you can only like one time think chat think you can only like fat albert a single time click on raya yeah you have valuable options up there you don't have to go to comedy yo rank constantine thank you very much for uh gifting a sub to fat albert hey hey hey [Music] welcome okay we're going back to comedy this is click number four [Music] what is it wait no this is perfect this is perfect okay now the fat alberta's will be split up and they won't know which one to click on so this is your chance for everybody else who's trying to actually beat this challenge click on something else and be coordinated [Music] any second now it's gonna come in okay the fat alberts are split garfield yes great job great job garfield oh okay the fat albert conspiracy theorist deniers unified for garfield and three percent he wanted uh abuse but oh man that was so [ __ ] clutch to serve up two fat alberts to us okay this is click number five garfield you've got five more it's not something it's just he's garfield whoa oh man what kind of high jinks is garfield going to get into this time uh let me scroll down a little bit so you can see more stuff so i'm stopping this one i want to show the maximum amount of movies uh in a single screen okay thanks garfield that's five clicks you've got five more your options are croods coraline stuart little spirited away sonic the hedgehog oh man that's pretty memeable toy story over the hedge arthur and the mini moyes what the smurfs tom and jerry the movie spongebob squarepants movie alvin and the chipmunks garfield tale two kitties you can go to more garfield spongebob could be really valuable croods is dreamworks so that could get you closer to over the oh over the hedges dreamworks sorry over the hedge is dreamworks which could be valuable sonic the hedgehog is kind of memey you've got a lot of really good options here and you're live like honestly all of these are really solid really solid i tried it's only recommending full movies so shrek oh yeah yeah no monumentai king has a good point if we stay in youtube movies you might have a hard time actually getting to shrek that's your issue here you might oh man is it on does anybody know if it's on youtube shrek is on youtube nope shrek is indeed on youtube it is shrek is on youtube it just has to be one of the shrek films okay okay it looks like over the hedge over the hedge at 70 percent okay this is your sixth click i didn't even see what happens the residence of rancho camelot estates oh man it oh ends whoa hey it never ends up oh man so let's scroll down you've got home trolls the wild flushed away open season wallace and gromit arthur and the mini moyes abominable robot shark tail bolt despicable me ice age the meltdown into my new apartments things might finally be looking up [Music] hey congrats lead foot wait actually let me update it first i gotta do this okay there's six clicks in at the top it's a little bit covered home trolls the wild flushed away open season wallace and gromit arthur and the mini moyes abominable robots shark tail bolt despicable me shark tail is underwater shrek can't spell shark tail without shrek and ice age the meltdown which is maybe also dreamworks i don't remember okay this is your seventh click you've got to find shrek for anybody who doesn't know what we're doing just click on the screen if you're on pc explain how this works again i came in late sorry yeah so if you're on a pc you can click on the screen like onto the stream anywhere that you see and it will actually show up it'll congregate all of the clicks that the users have done and show up at these as these blobs right so right now i can see that 82 percent are on bolt why bolt [Music] no you guys are split between shark tail and and despicable me right [Music] it's not bolt [Music] okay i think i think you want oh and ice age [ __ ] so i think you're really wanting between ice age despicable me or shark tale you should zoom in on the bubble how about i'll zoom in since we know it's those three i'll zoom in right now cool so if you're voting for shark tale if you're voting for shark tale try to keep your mouse as top as close to the top of sharktail as you can uh i guess if you're actually voting for bolt go for it despicable me try to keep it on the right half of despicable me and if you're ice age try to keep it on the left half we're just trying to separate the ball just to the puff of shrek true okay i'm restarting the clicks in three two one oh yeah or you could go for animation the genre animation genre is up here [Music] bolt it is if too many people vote for bolt it's still going to be one blob [Music] okay good good good good job it looks like we're it looks like it's mostly on shark tail [Music] okay 44 on shark tale 37 okay shark tale's still winning unfortunately no we're not gonna learn more unfortunately no mobile does not work [Music] okay shark tale it is so the question now actually let me zoom back out [Music] this is how okay that's where i was at [Music] your seventh click is do we see shrek am i gonna scroll down and see if there's shrek no flushed away monsters versus aliens abominable incredibles two robots walls and grommet the curse of the ware rabbit secret life of pets too over the hedge the croods madagascar ice age captain underpants happy feet two i feel like you're really close but maybe shrek to be here's what i would i would point out this is all like super family-friendly stuff shrek is slightly not family friendly um well i'm not going to scroll down more because i could just keep scrolling forever and it would probably eventually show up we have to like limit it to one screen at a time you do have nbc universal over here you do have animation here um and you do have i was gonna see if any of these actors you know what you do have is jeffrey katzenberg the guy who made quibby um who also was the executive producer of shrek produced by jeffrey katzenberg so you could go for you could go for katzenberg you could go so you have like you could go for nbc you could go for the producer but i don't even know what shows up if you click that jeff we don't we're not on good enough terms with him to call him jeff his name's jeffrey you could go to animation you could go for one more of these you could go for youtube movies you could go for will smith who was not in shrek i don't even know what happens if you click on one of those guys okay that was seven three more clicks to find shrek on youtube you're live go water thank you what will be your eighth click looks like a lot of people interested in jeffrey katzenberg jeff is our man jeffrey will guide us okay jeffrey katzenberg is the eighth click some people are saying it it worked when they clicked on jeffrey katzenberg but youtube does change what they show depending on what you've seen our eighth click jeffrey katzenberg does it work [Music] [Applause] [Music] eight clicks congratulations everybody dude that that right turn at the very end that pivot good [ __ ] [Music] also i have never heard of the movie the ghost of lord farquaad shrek fiona and donkey are on their way to the hotel what is this shrek 40. [Music] yeah i don't think i can watch this uh on yeah i died a while back did you lord varquad besides i don't even need to watch this movie i already know fat albert dies at the end it's the shrek ride at universal studios there's a shrek ride at universal studios it was a direct to dvd 3d halloween special thing why the [ __ ] did jeffrey katzenberg who's like a billionaire who like founded dreamworks why was he involved with shrek 4d the ghost of lord farquaad i got roasted by that how far down is actual shrek okay it's not that far dude i don't think this would have shone on the first page all thanks to fat albert technically you're correct [Music] oh thanks phenol rest in peace big boy i'm gonna uh vip fat albert [Music] [Music] i hope all is well with you doug you helped me out through all of last year by being a distraction from the world you do great work keep it up [Music] only real fans know farpod pour one out [Music] my pants are drenched in water now [Music] [Applause] [Music] um okay so we can you know what i need to [Music] i need to change my pants because i poured water all over them then we'll do final boss which is dug dug or we could do one more and then final boss which is doug doug this has been really fun so let's do a few more um but for right now you clicked on fat really i didn't even tell i did not even say that the click map was live so you've just been sitting here clicking on the word fat while the rest of us were grieving i'm gonna change my pants they're very wet and then we're gonna do one more and then the final boss [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] very touching bill cosby is very touching of fat albert um man this hits different you know a few years later all right what next why don't we do two more we'll do we'll do yeah bill cosby is a touching man why don't we do uh one more normal one and then we'll try final boss of getting to getting to dug dug bam bam bam all right so we need options for the next goal you're currently three for three [Music] oh wait [Music] otters could be really good okay home page to what otters skyrim [Music] lady dimatrescu or lima dimatresque whatever it is i mean could you do resident evil 8 but i guess the hard version would be lady demotress um the don't click fat albert right like you just have to go 10 clicks without clicking fat albert that's good among us just feels like not that hard maybe i'm wrong bill cosby no we already know that he's in fat albert cocoa melon i guess yeah so we just go for baby shark elon musk is an interesting one elon musk is actually a pretty solid cause because you have multiple angles with elon musk you can go for kind of like the meme videos or you know anything about technology are we not doing the final boss so we'll do this and then the final boss of getting to dug dug terraria terraria seems extremely hard i mean you can i the thing is like what you would do is go for minecraft right but then once you're in minecraft like you're in a gigantic minecraft hole at that point and getting out of that into terraria is going to be impossible based on recommends alone you got to remember we're only clicking on things that youtube will recommend youtube loves to recommend minecraft and only minecraft like if you click tommy in it right now you know on the homepage like that's just going to go to more minecraft [Music] cheese i mean i'll put terraria but i don't think it's a great option waluigi is actually a good one because then you can go for nintendo but you have to specifically find because it could be like many different nintendo games but it has to show waluigi in it that's hard though because he's not in smash bros that one's hard that was really really hard hmm nintendo is too broad i think we could do zelda zelda i think is actually good to see you feeling it's not big on youtube thanks metal i appreciate it thank you lol gamer for the prime barn finders mario kart we can do mario kart they're always the jeff strats jeffrey katzenberg cannot save you every time ratatouille nah we just did a movie i want to do something a little different dogecoin and i don't know how you get there off recommends there's no way youtube recommends dogecoin videos there's zero chance same with world of warcraft we gotta go off queen we gotta pick things that could realistically be recommended by youtube queebie is always the answer creepy would be really funny there's there's no way though because that would only work if qibi had like just failed but cui failed like last year didn't it like the end of last year or something there's no nobody's gonna be talking about it in youtube recommends zero chance pewdiepie diss track i think that's two i mean you could do pewdiepie i think it's more interesting options but you can do pewdiepie five-minute crafts like that channel specifically raid shadow legends you'd have to find an ad you'd have to find an ad somebody who did a rage shadow legends ad roku bought up all of kibby quibby really wow and roku sucks i own a roku and i hate it all right let's get a rough rough sense of this this is not final i just want to kind of feel out uh you know where we're at [Music] [Music] all right we're looking at a lot of laney d matresque skyrim waluigi raid shadow legends dude raid shadow legends i don't know man how do you like what okay before we actually do raid shadow legends before we get started on something what would be the strategy like convince me that it's actually possible technically you could come across somebody who's done an ad but what would be the strategy like that could be anywhere so what how would you possibly make an informed decision about what's more likely any gaming youtubers like if you picked 10 random gaming videos it's extremely unlikely to be rate shadow legends it's probably like one in a thousand right not one in ten look at oh jontron is smart jontron does a shitload of them yeah and technically you could do a double and go for me and find the video that i did raid shadow legends it's luck probably doing ads for pharmacy dude i don't know rage shadow legend seems tough what about what about this what about this oops i'm not supposed to show that what about this any mobile game ad any any youtuber who did a mobile game ad in the video because that way includes raid but includes everything else too i don't think that's too easy i mean it's basically a slot machine right because we can't it's there's not you can't guarantee it but you can go for youtubers that are more likely to have included something like a ray shadow legends our loyalty is to rage shadow legends well we can go to any mr beast does he do a lot of mobile game ads afk arena and gentian impact isn't i mean kinship impact yeah the old mrb's videos make it a dashlane nordvpn audible rage shadow legends advert challenge i think we want to we want to pick a focus right internet yeah internet historian has a lot gention is also a mobile game okay is that is that fair so okay let's uh let's def refine the options so it's lady d matress waluigi or any mobile video game ad it has to be an ad not not that plays at the beginning of the video but that is in the video what do you think man this is this is contentious lady demotress the issue with lady demotress is that i think it's a little too late i mean the game game came out like a month ago right i don't i don't think it's like hot on youtube right now it would be much easier if um it would be much much easier if you first if it was a month ago yeah i'm always critical does he do mobile game ads all right let's eliminate demotresque i'm gonna redo the redo the vote so now one is waluigi two is any mobile video game ad i think waluigi would probably be more fun but it's up to you actually both of them are interesting they're both very they're both very different strategically so i could be cool with either all right starting it three two one live i think they're both pretty solid how about this if waluigi wins this i will say that if any of the videos we do have a mobile game add in it i'll throw in a bonus to gifted subs cause you're already at six so it'll be like a daily double all right we're doing them all wagey i think this is good this is this is good and you've got a daily double too catholic thank you okay buddy [Music] there you go oh don't nobody look at henry's butthole good oh got scratched i'm not licking the cat see me out right when i said that he doesn't want to be looked again he actually seemed really happy with me after i licked him last time these are way different than last time i feel like swiggety swoots emma coming for that feline booty oh that's why okay i think this is the this is the zoom size we had yeah bud doug i love the content man barn fighters part two i beg of you leigh lee lee lee lila lalo that'll be another daily double if you somehow if you somehow uh find barn finders it's another daily double you get two bonus subs click on dar man is darman on here oh god darn man um what are we doing waluigi waluigi is so interesting like there's so many options for what you could do oh yeah that's it dude yeah you could click gaming over here or sports if you think there's gonna be waluigi in sports oh henry really scratch me or learning uh or browse channels or baby elephant surprises caretaker i think uh is there is there any strategies that people want to throw out right now on top of just what is currently available are there any kind of angles that might make sense for waluigi for example smash bros that's one that kind of makes sense on paper but waluigi is not a character in smash bros mario soccer mario tennis mario golf is coming out and he's kind of like a poster shot from mario golf so that could be valuable fat albert mario party mario party is good too mario golf he's a tr he's a trophy but you have to see it in the video we have to find a video where we can see waluigi snl elon musk that's not nintendo in general nintendo's channel that's really smart find nintendo channel that's a really really good one okay so you got to kind of feel it out you know you got it you got to go with the ebbs and flows but uh if you find nintendo channel that's like almost a guarantee because the mario golf game is coming up and they keep showing the images of waluigi twirling so ladies and gentlemen let's get into it your first click bam you're live one click a person click anywhere on the screen and it will show up and if you're on mobile you can't but you can complain about what other people are deciding kind of like what i'm doing [Music] all right we're getting 77 on gaming nine percent on dar man this is actually it's kind of helpful to kind of get a spread little breakdown of of how people oh well i was going to say i was gonna say that we're getting a nice spread of like what people are into in this community you know you've got like 75 percent of people who are like into both memes and winning things you've got 11 percent of people who are so far into meme category they want to watch dar mann and then you had four percent of people who've collect like consistently clicked the lo-fi uh study music but then that group switched over to tommy in it so i don't know it's like a bunch of really chill children i guess i don't know what group is dar man i an eight percent of you like cute dogs which makes sense because i have the cat and people get really excited so that's probably the eight percent of the dog people seven percent of you like bo burnham okay your first click is gaming on the left side this could pop open something immediately let me throw on some dramatic music click number one gaming okay i will scroll down until one screen is full of videos okay lady demotress is right here i was wrong here's your screen you're looking at overwatch gta 5 minecraft garina free fire fifa league of legends let's see elder scrolls wow classic sniper ghost warrior i don't know what operation tango super animal royale coco life among us minecraft warzone some message minecraft fortnite minecraft thank you so much for the gigantic raid high speeds hope you're doing well hello everybody welcome welcome i forgot that i made that the uh alert sound and now i've gotten it twice what's up savitz hello everybody coming from savitz's channel i hope you kicked some ass in whatever strategy game you were just playing i hope there are lots of quillboards all right uh for anybody who's just joining the way this currently works you actually came in at a great time let me update the title we're currently playing with click maps what that means is that you as a viewer can click anywhere on the screen and it will actually show up so we are trying to click our way through youtube all you can do is click on whatever shows up one screen at a time and start from the home page where we just were all the way to a video that contains the character waluigi and you have to do it in 10 clicks this is the first click we went into the gaming category whole bunch of options in front of you right now if you are on pc all you have to do is click and then you can help vote on which one of these we want to go to next there's also a daily double if we see any video that contains a mobile game ad you get two bonus subs it does not work for mobile unfortunately um yeah all right click number two clicking is now live what's your choice click scroll down i don't know if that's telling me clicking scroll down would probably not reveal that many videos i feel like that would reveal less videos than just clicking a video right like that's only going to reveal like maybe 10 new videos you may as well click a video and get 10 new videos right am i crazy your call 26 of people there looks like that or lady demotress which is why would you go for markiplier the waluigi is not going to be on markiplier's videos [Music] dude yeah the category arrow up there is really smart that would have been smart but it looks like it's lady demotress okay [Music] this is your click click number two what does it reveal hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to resident evil village also also known as resident evil 8 also known as the game okay every single thumbnail is lady demotress now as well as pikachu which maybe gets you closer honestly that could get you closer to waluigi played it before therefore it would be expected that how the hell was this a good strategy potentially scroll down it's literally just pictures of lady dematrisk the scrolling down just shows you more boobs i guess you could click markiplier that could be valuable you could click yeah i mean well you could go back to gaming and hope that they dish you up some new nintendo stuff um yeah i don't know you've got options okay that was click number two let me update the title the clicking itself is now live what do you got went with her mother to pick berries for her father scroll down one at the end well but the forest greeted them with a dark cold silence the bushes empty it's too late yet determined to find the berries i'm going to click so if you click on the scroll bar i'm just going to click on scroll down it very possibly would only reveal like two new videos feeling strange okay we're looking at 81 on pikachu so that's gonna be click number three then the lord appeared he greeted her warmly and bit his own wing already come child we're going to matpat does anything with wallow i mean this could actually be it right here click number three good luck okay we're looking at friday night funkin more stuff about pikachu markiplier again shaded animations technoblade dream 276 i think it's worth the celebration this is not that that valuable i don't think all right let me update the clicks yeah prepare for trouble and make it double clicks are now live good luck unite all peoples within our nation go to channel why would you go to i guess you could go to his channel channel could actually work because he does a lot of like silly characters in his thumbnails yeah you can also muzz gamings you can also click the youtube thing up here you can click anything on screen he has a few mario theories don't do channel it's a trap okay nine percent of you wanted me to subscribe but the final vote is for game theorists so that'll be your click number four let's see what comes up i'm gonna scroll down until there's a full screen full [Music] okay you've got a lot of pikachu a lot of pokemon [Music] i don't know if this is good playlists but i want to just start on the channel oh you're saying you want to click on playlists yeah that's fair all right that was your fourth click clicking is now live you have the entire left bar you've got home videos playlist community store channels and about it looks like some people are going back on the left side for gaming but the vast majority are going for playlist okay stopping the clicks this is click number five okay okay okay i see a very obvious one the mario saga as a reminder it has to include waluigi in the video has to include waluigi in the video there's another one we make mario cry something about secrets of the switch with luigi in the thumbnail so a click here could get you to a video that has luigi or it has waluigi because you know luigi's in it digressing and side questing could involve man there's a lot of these not a lot there's like three or four of these playlists that could work the clicking is now live ideally i can i can uh see that some people are going ahead and looking through the playlists ideally don't look ahead right it'll be more fun if it's blind because yes technically you can just sort of solve it okay okay we've got one for the pyro sex we've got one for nintendo theories seems like we're split between we're really split between mario saga and nintendo theories don't do oh [ __ ] switch to nintendo theories last second okay closing the clicks oops nintendo theories [Music] i'll scroll down so you can see the maximum amount of videos clicking is now live you've got several videos here how mario destroyed his world donkey kong is doomed end of princess peach could maybe work peach's castle of lies the deadly physics of the falcon punch that won't work yoshi's identity crisis food theory super smash bros ultimate ending could maybe work food theory the dark secret of oreos no that's not good what are you guys voting on you're going for smash bros smash bros is probably good super super mario 3d all-stars i see people clicking on down here that doesn't have waluigi in it there's no waluigi in that series okay we've got 62 percent on smash bros so it's take it's going to take you seven seven clicks to have gotten two smash game bros the show that's like a super mushroom for your brain making okay game theory super smash bros ultimate ending it is possible that waluigi you saw waluigi he was in the intro what no you didn't watch the whole intro i don't want to watch the whole intro a less good version of a switch game and the original tech demo that it came packaged with not a lot of i already had to watch this once know the intro song okay okay [Music] is that while we slow down [Music] so that it's not waluigi no keep going are you just trying to make me watch game theory it's obviously not waluigi no he's in there just keep doing further keep going waluigi's not in this you guys successfully trolled me um waluigi's is not in uh this game theory video um doug that's cheating you have to check he is keep going i'm not watching anymore this video here tell you what i'll scroll through it if you see waluigi just yell oh it's a honey ad it's not even a mobile game just a couple more watch the entire intro five more seconds still in the intro ten more seconds ten more minutes i'm gonna go ahead and click the thing that you guys voted to click watch the full intro god damn it it's waluigi the red one don't encourage them rez trust me bro waluigi is not in this video you're just trying to get me to watch game theory okay this is not the intro [Music] this i am in their fan wtf how don't you see me there's more fortnite there's toad 603 have you guys just been watching the whole time 107 or 603 i just passed 107. where was he this is 107. that's also fortnite you guys [Music] just because people have a purple tint does not mean it's fortnite it doesn't count we're moving on no more i'm not even checking 603 okay this is your seventh click i don't care if it's rigged click number seven game theory video about super smash bros ultimate ending that was your seventh click you've got three more to find a video that contains waluigi in it click is now live there's no back button good scam here wait does this have waluigi is a trophy i guess he could actually be here waluigi could be in this why is it so fast all right click the youtube home page what is the what is the vote 17 is on subscribe 15 is on super smash ultimate 22 is on my face [Music] i saw him in the intro again you did not see him in the intro that's wario he's just throwing out random timestamps 1702 [Music] the worst part is waluigi could actually be anywhere in this video so you guys can give me timestamps and rise up they're no longer products to be fought over and are instead able to exist why did this happen why did this happen on game theory's channel of all the channels for me to have to now sift through they're purifying i'm not trying to talk [ __ ] about game theory it's just always intended i would just i would rather listen to my eighth grade bandwidth why this ending feels so somber and bittersweet okay cool so that was not correct 603 that's ganondorf surprise nintendo cameo like bowser so it was a shock that the final bout of the first 409 right there oh holy [ __ ] all right you got one eyeball hold on does this even [ __ ] count you didn't even get his whole face all right i was gonna take like his i was gonna take his whole body ideally but i would have accepted like the entirety of his head it's like one eyeball i could it could be like a sculpture of him we don't know [Music] oh fine you did it why is waluigi here what what is he doing what is this video trying to accomplish bad so after spending some time researching and seriously thinking about what i just saw god damn it why i'm he's literally not in the game this does not make sense did it was it actually in the previous one what was the time stamp on the previous 1606 of course that still leaves us with the obvious question a ball of what what does it take if this is another fortnight character yes simon you already scanned us on the hot dog give us the purple man well you gotta you got him legitimately now you ow you definitely got him on the next one simon doesn't want to say hi jake to create a flaming bouncing underwater projectile well it all comes down to having the ingredients needed real natto should we try and find bill clinton on a video yo yo what up waluigi uh why bill clinton of course that still leaves us with the obvious question a ball hi simon hi buddy do you want something i'm just kind of standing there all right love what what does it take to create a flaming bound why you've been telling me to watch 602 like 500 of you type 602 into the chat and you're just making me not only watch game theory you're making me watch the same clip of game theory multiple times well it all comes down to having the ingredients needed to sustain 420 fire gotcha during smokey the bears 603 or you watched our episode about as a reminder the story of smash ultimate effectively works to explain the idea behind the channel does it take much bouncing underwater projectiles well it all comes down to having that's normal nonsense it makes sense to put waluigi on the cork board okay fair enough i still don't believe that that was intentional 603 in the background 609 actually no we looked at it like wait so when you guys were all screaming rigged and that he was actually in there that was all incorrect 603 pointed 2.25 speed nothing i'm on 603 obviously right now slowing it down will not change that waluigi's not in this building i i believed you yeah maybe maybe maybe soon bill clinton zoomers really love you can't you see him i really believed you because enough people were screaming in a way that seemed genuinely upset i don't know why you're watching game theory but i'm here for it this is not gonna become a regular thing on the channel at the base of the ribbon on the left base of the ribbon on the left see that this is waluigi that's what you're saying also what was the ad on the you did actually get him that was nordvpn you didn't get a mobile sponsorship all right tell you what i'll give you two bonus clicks because you are an 8 out of 10. you successfully found waluigi because matpat put the top left corner of his face in a video for no reason or for some reason for for a mildly legitimate reason damn right yeah simon so how about you get two clicks this is for the bonus round right so you already won this round you've won four you got eight gifted subs for me you can get a bonus two gifted subs if one of the next two clicks has a mobile has a mobile game ad in it all right what's your choice yeah simon click 603 don't go to six this is a different video anyways man that is one of few times that you guys have collectively tried to get me to do something where i really believe that it was that i was in the wrong click the nordvpn link that's not going to take us that's going to take us to nordvpn lick simon hey so far now all right where are we at 37 are you clicking on the among us i think the among us oh no the fnaf one okay so we've got most clicks on fnaf is there a mobile gaming ad among us no it was snap it moved up to fnaf know what's on among us what do you mean it's among us we clicked among us you clicked among us i think it plit again probably because it was split up oddly well it was covering both of them okay just clearly it's between one of these two so why don't we quick quick revote click on either the top right of fnaf or the bottom left of game of uh among us bam go like try to try to get as much distance as possible do this real fast whatever the first one comes up as i think it was half i guess fnaf could have been taking the the ad from the the mario odyssey one like the video i don't like the video i don't like the video it defeated me okay it was among us all right you were correct so the question is will this video about the among us lore contain a mobile gaming ad ideally for raid shadow legends i think it was out again i've got it be careful wait there's no ad there's no ad oh you got so screwed pierced politician but hey that's just a theory a game show down in the comments below there's a couple here again no no no no all right got one more bonus click [Music] okay last click is live three two one go [Music] okay it's looking like you're going i don't have ad block this is a private firefox window okay you're doubling down on among us tick tock among us i think you're it's a likelihood of working okay last chance does this video have an ad we clicked on minecraft oh you didn't [Music] on dream you clicked on dream so of course you guys know what tick-tock is how about among us you have to gain wipes by dancing use those likes to go invisible do the running man guys this is interesting stick around for my turn to be the imposter this kid's good and also if you've ever watched a tim talk video hit the like button down for the video and if you're not lying the like button hit the subscribe button all right boys oh i'm a creator look game likes to become a tic-tac star look at us would you rather watch more of this or my eighth grade band practice [Music] band this is my new favorite way of dunking on channels i don't like youtuber or shitty 8th grade band recital um all right well you did you did successfully get waluigi and that was genuinely impressive i think as as matpat was a game theory was a strong choice partially because it could get you to nintendo but partially because there was a a chance waluigi just randomly show up and that's what you you got it that's what you cashed in on i love it me getting vip would be your worst my nightmare i just don't think people should spam a lot in chat check dream video like you want to know if you really enjoyed it you want to know if this one would have won nope jesus um okay you guys are four for four it's actually i'm quite impressed so last one is final boss right can you get to doug doug i don't think this will find me i'm stuck in my step run is coming hashtag bill yo good to hear from you bill good as always uh i don't think this is doable and it will not be that fun because how would you get to how would you get to my channel from recommends i guess skyrim is probably your best bet okay here we go we can actually discuss strategy for this i think skyrim is your best bet by far because some of my videos get recommended quite a bit in the skyrim category gta 5 though is an extremely saturated category right extreme gta 5 has so many videos um so skyrim probably makes more sense but maybe if you see gta 5 before skyrim then then you get there no for even if people here found my videos from recommends that's different because it's on your channel right or on your youtube account where youtube is going to be like serving you stuff that they think you want and so if you go to gta 5 or skyrim or anything like that they might be like okay this person might like dog doug but i'm on a fresh account on the youtube homepage right if i started in skyrim i think it would be way way more likely so that's the challenge right like getting getting to me from skyrim or gta 5 directly would be easy but when you're starting with sniper wolf dog scared by fart and venom 2 trailer [Music] get to any music from your stream playlist [Music] 20 is 20 clicks fair 20 might be too much no 20 is probably doable 20 is probably the right right amount it'll be a little bit long but we can do 20. mario party that's an interesting one i don't know how you would get to mario party as a category though that could be tough youtube default recommendations suck i agree that they are not very good to be fair it's a as much as it's easy to dunk on youtube's crappy recommendations it is really really let's do this i can sustain the step rope hounding for now good to hear from you bill go to gaming because one of the top categories is gta i'm just i'm just worried that gta 5 gets you down into like a let's play hole that i'm not going to be in and i haven't even made a super popular gta 5 video in a long time you i don't know i don't know man skyrim seems like the smarter bet but it'd be way harder to find skyrim that's definitely the challenge the play is red dead redemption i only have one red dead video yeah or you could go for like modding coding or somehow if you get a twitch chat something video that would be a a gimme right go to markiplier he played barn finders that's not gonna link to me oh yeah breath of the wild could actually work breath of the wild will probably bring up point crow point crow has a ton of like very recommendable videos i don't know man there's a lot of options actually dug dug dessert counts any video that i have made or that has come from my channel counts oh but point crow could get you to me yeah that's interesting because point crow has me in one of his videos if i'm in the video or i made the video that counts okay okay okay ladies and gentlemen the moment has finally arrived for me and you to take a bathroom break please hold but then we'll do the thing [Music] [Applause] [Music] i want to pound the grain do [Music] okay all right thank you for holding this is the youtube 10 click challenge except now it's a 20 challenge apparently goal is for you to get from here the youtube homepage to any video that i made or that i'm in sign in sign in what we'd sign into my account i don't want to sign in on this that doesn't i don't think so is there anything that you would hold on would that show any sensitive information what the [ __ ] wait what i open up my recommendations on my chrome why is fat albert there everything else is like kind of related i watched the onion i watched polygon i watched i listened to like this type of music i watched clint stevens watch i don't watch the wii sports why is that over here what the [ __ ] no i i don't want to open up my personal one on here oh because i liked it yeah [ __ ] i forgot about that god damn it whatever [ __ ] i didn't even like associate that with me uh for for personal information reasons i don't want to log into my thing here if only jeff were here insane in the rain and steven rain is so good oh if you guys don't watch and stay in the rain like his most recent video listen this it's so [ __ ] good anyway you're thinking hey that isn't that good but listen to what it sounds like when an amateur does it this is a real band this really happened right and now [Music] they're gusty gardens oh i i've listened to all of his music several times yeah gusty gardens is so good so good and now together all at once [Music] all right here's what we got i am not going to allow [Music] i'm not going to allow signing it sorry [Music] i guess i was going to say one of you guys could sign into your account but no i don't want to no no we're not going to do anything that docs is anybody all right uh sign in is banned or i should say you know what i will say sign in is allowed but the only thing that is allowed is clicks well signing into the vod channel will just immediately win the only thing that is loud is clicks i'm not going to type anything so you can click sign in if you want the clicking is now live if you are on pc you can click anywhere on the screen and it will actually show up and congregate so that we can see where all the viewers have clicked on screen and your goal starting here with an incognito window on the youtube homepage is to find a doug doug video and unfortunately this does not work on mobile sorry i wish it could but they have not they haven't the technology okay we're looking at some tommy in it fans we're looking at some gordon ramsay fans we're looking at some sign in fans and we're looking at gaming right here okay [Music] we're gonna close mr insane in the rain go check him out if you haven't amazing channel that is your first click good luck i will scroll down to the point that the screen is full of content as always and now update the number [Music] clicks are live you've got mr beast you've got i mean you could click to the right on the thing to see more games [Music] is there anything directly relevant i don't see anything elder scrolls online where wait someone had a great idea oh which bar use the virtual keyboard and type a doug duncan hit enter that would be 10 or 11 clicks no no use search virtual keyboard no no no yeah i mean the right click will do one okay it [Music] so here's the good news uh clicking this arrow up here won but it's not going to take us to a new page um so so you'll have another chance if this doesn't reveal anything to do uh here okay uh let's see what happens click number two is this it's probably just gonna do one right oh oh oh it's a whole new page okay so you've got gta 5 now again i want to warn you guys that gta 5 is a gigantic category on tw on youtube it is gigantic i am an absolute speck of dust compared to all of gta 5. um it's pr it's probably possible to find me elder scrolls is more related to skyrim but it is an mmo i've not like my stuff is not elder scrolls online it might be able to get you to skyrim so gta 5 it's like you're in an ocean and you can start searching sooner um and then skyrim is like getting you closer in a more narrow path no no it's not about whether i make good content it's about whether youtube is likely to recommend it clicks are now wait sorry hold on two out of ten clicks are now live can you explain it with food it's like i'm a mcdonald's and you're saying oh cool if we go to america we can find the mcdonald's that doug owns and i would be like you don't understand how many mcdonald's there are right [Music] and then with skyrim it's like i make i serve like hooves like cow hooves and there's only like you know 40 people that serve hooves all right we've got majority for elder scrolls online this this could this could get this could get weird this could get weird um and actually i forgot to full screen it rigged uh but you get a little more options here okay next up your third click is elder scrolls online what the hell is on the right what are these options jesus take the wheel these are bizarre [Music] okay elder scrolls online elder scrolls online open world rpgs profound animated film do maternal [Music] you could just click bethesda you could click elder scrolls online horizon zero dawn pretending to be crazy [Music] i don't know again please don't like go ahead and like scout it out clicks are now live go ahead elder scrolls recap where's elder scrolls recap oh this could actually be big this could be big elder scrolls recap doug you're at 603 in the video yeah it's actually waluigi and me aren't 603 in this video [Music] are there youtube videos you've commented on good thought process but no i don't really write youtube comments okay we've got a clear consensus for the elder scrolls recap to the complete timeline this is your fourth click let's see what happens if you can get to skyrim from here that would be huge oh you can get sky from here for sure okay nice nice nice nice dude you could maybe do this in under 10. okay that was four clicks are now live [Music] also thanks for the gifted sub revolly of legendary okay what we got going on over here it's not gonna work 70 on six videos i'll probably have to like zoom in on this [Music] okay we're gonna have to zoom in we're gonna have to zoom in it's it's around here so okay when i'm most zoomed out it's the senile scribblers is here under 10 bonus rounds i'm sure you did not forget about little old me kisses hashtag bill in the chat yo what up bill love hearing from me bud thoughts and prayers uh it's here right these were the ones you guys were picking uh okay clicks are back up try to click directly in the center of your thing so that we can figure out what you guys are actually clicking on [Music] music [Music] okay 27 on oh wait no 46 clearly for who's skyrim's biggest idiot i think it's i think it's a smart play it's kind of going for the meme meme category i got to your channel for the first time with the animations oh interesting okay so there's there's precedent that animations could get you there but it looks right now we're going to who is skyrim's biggest idiot i mean zoom back out oops cool okay click number five is bam holy [ __ ] that was not that hard well you know what i'll let you guys do the honors go ahead [Music] and 10 of you clicked on me find it with a voice command program that was almost the easiest one specific word out loud like dragon the mod will immediately spawn man dude i could recommend it hard for skyrim holy [ __ ] i mean this is a very popular video but jeez i think this is my most popular one now right hey this is doug okay nope cooking cooking zelda dishes still number one classic okay um yeah this was six clicks total well done my god i i think you know i'm curious i'm curious what would it have been like if we had gone into the gta 5 route like let me try okay let me try in 20 clicks to try to get to me although i have to like restart now because i'm in the but i want to go through gta 5 and see if i can get to me let me see if i can let me see if i can beat your time [Music] going the gta 5 route okay so to start it was you went to gaming first that's one you clicked right that's two grand theft auto that's three okay i would have scrolled down to show all these can we use the last 14 clicks for hashtag build jumping we like to click on bill clinton as i would say this one right jumping cars mod four five i would do maybe what no no no this is this is not gta 5. so this is what i mean there's way too many gta 5 videos i'll do jumping across godzilla oh sonic yeah that could actually so five my arc i feel like i'm already in a hole yeah they're all the same channel they're literally 100 the same channel okay so six i would go back to gta 5. crap okay seven uber uber uber driver that could get me to the frank videos this is eight right okay the chat replay doesn't count so i can scroll down here that was eight maybe autopilot down here my channel in 10 clips nine dude it just gets me stuck on the same channels this is one hundred percent hashtag go screw bill clinton thanks bill nye bill nye um so i'd go so this is what like 11. this is the official i don't even know dude oh because these are recent maybe no funniest moments mr beast is going to put me into a mr beast hole like there's no way i'm getting from mr beast to me explorer where's explorer okay so this is what 12 i think this is around click 12. i would click explore [Music] doug let's use the rest of the clicks to find bill clinton thirteen this takes me back 14 [Music] 15. good to be back my subscription is now a freshman in high school 16 [Music] 17 18. [Music] nye i am afraid to inform you that should you not back up you will end up like epstein hashtag bill [Music] there we go i did it mike lower oh yeah yeah all right so am i like looking the right way i don't think doug where did you go bill clinton is at 603 603 603 bill bill bill bill bill [Music] so [Music] no i don't know where'd alia go [Music] so [Music] hashtag bill will rise and conquer i did not have sexual relations with that woman man i wasn't expecting like a bunch of bill clinton references in 2021. way to bring it back it's the power of bill all right well uh cool you did it i guess there's 10 gifted subs too i gotta do that holy [ __ ] there's 4 000 people [ __ ] 10 gifted subs congratulations red dead redemption time [ __ ] man it's kind of late [Music] yo bill clinton thanks for joining the doug district jesus take the wheel you sound surprised isn't 4 000 like the most viewers i've ever had maybe i was hired like one stream it's just funny that that we're just like going through like we spent like 30 minutes watching game theory in slow motion looking for waluigi and you would think that that would not be one of my most successful streams but you had 5k on one of those skyrim streams holy [ __ ] well i think that was with a uh oh because savit's rated too that helps at any rate um cool i guess we could probably do a little bit of red dead i read it could probably be like a whole thing though like a whole stream rather than you know like an hour because i probably won't stream more than like an hour hmm what to do what to do what to do lit cat man i was not expecting that to become like a dude 4k while coding really hashtag buildpoint bill we can find me bill clinton at 603. um dude how would you ever find bill clinton in the recommends there's no there's no way [Music] there's no way you find bill clinton from youtube recommendations he promised us peggle we did play bagel what do you mean you chose to exit out of peggle let's be clear we spent like 30 minutes playing one match of peggle coding stream so that you and eventually when you were almost on the verge of victory you opened up the menu turned on the music really loud turned on colorblind mode turned off full screen and exited the game you just mic dropped and left we already did it we played it um that's just democracy right we democracied really that was the that was the real bill clinton of this stream red dead two please i've been waiting four hours um let me let me think i might not have time to do it today one sec let me figure out what to do because like here are the things i was considering doing if we do twitch chat plays red dead try to have you guys ride to valentine try to walk into a bar and buy a drink try to complete the bar fight mission going in sand and knee trying to take a bath riding a horse question mark gentleman i do sincerely hope that doug finds me for this stream [Music] yeah we're not doing any of these in an hour maybe one of these i guess we could break this into two things you guys riding a horse and doing actual actions we could try to ride a horse we'll try it let's see what happens depending on how well this goes we will make the call about whether i want to dedicate a full stream to it can you look at the announcements thing on discord real quick let's have a vote for hashtag build what you mean like yes or no we kill a child in red dead two in five minutes no i'm not gonna go i'm gonna have you go kill children or let me rephrase that you guys probably will kill children but i'm not going to set it up as an explicit goal that's on you [Music] doug was in that elder scrolls trailer at 603 yeah [Music] so dumb [Music] thanks bethesda softworks really cool to include me in your trailer uh i don't you know what i don't i don't think there is i just feel like you guys are overestimating the uh the current influence of bill clinton in 2021 wait what what who is this anyway bill clinton everybody congratulations okay i'm gonna we're gonna let's try red dead let's see what happens [Music] we got marbles now let's try red dead yeah the bar fight mission i've actually beaten it on stream several times but just keep and off stream but it just doesn't save so i'm just stuck in this purgatory that one [ __ ] that one mission i've done so many times alrighty uh let me bring up red dead so we're going to [Music] can twitch chat ride a horse to valentine man i'll just leave it at that thank you doug you found me hearts out to you btw in black now all right i'm gonna boot up the game we got three marbles maybe after red dead i'm sorry marbles is still like a when i feel like it kind of deal at some point i will figure out a more legitimate use for channel points or a more consistent use of channel points it's unlocked on the redeem page yeah but i haven't been streaming for like two months i think i think we can understandably allow me some leeway of things not being set up shoot danny devito with a nerf gun is that related to anything we need a bill clinton in tahiti mod yo thank you fishing good mood for the sub i appreciate it menu savage thank you so much for the three months appreciate it midnight drizzle thank you coin return thank you google marbles on stream he does it occasionally oh okay you're answering glad you're back my dude poached chess thanks twilight warrior lick the cat percent speed run wait you don't need a percentage right steal a can of beans knight dendra bill nye versus bill clinton you can't just you can't just say x versus y without any additional context i haven't donated to the ally plus she fund in a while we did i yeah i do need to do that at some point buy a plushie on stream oh i should update my stream title hillary is freaking pissed i've been donating so much yeah are you gonna be okay bill i don't know much how much it left you have in the coffers let me update my stream title get your news here valentine okay so i'm thinking well probably you know what actually let me start over um arthur morgan versus bill clinton boss battle should be your new title for the stream cool done i'll explain the controls in a second uh here's what i'm thinking 3d games do not go well with twitch chat plays you can just make just let's broaden that out nothing goes well with twitch plays but when you're talking about 3d it's even more broad it's even harder right now you not only have to do a series of actions in one direction but also you could turn at any point and completely negate everything that you've been doing it's a mess very challenging so the idea that you are going to successfully navigate a horse from location a to location b bill clinton erotic fan fiction i would love to get in on that action no this is a family friendly channel let's just say it's unlikely and unethical we're gonna give it a shot and in the future we can try other forms of you playing this game right now let's try to see if you can ride a horse so i'm thinking that we take you from yo nato gamer thank you for 6 months hey thank you nato that is a long time i appreciate it thank you for the gift itself ryan reynolds this is valentine this is where you're going to be trying to go [Music] and see over here this little campfire that's where you're starting wait no no over here this is where you started we're starting here in camp and it's very simple i'm gonna put you on a horse and you're gonna try to drive along this track safely there's a cliff like right over there so stay stay to the right of the cliff you go along the path and you can get to valentine let's say touch of a building if you can touch a building then you've successfully made it here and that's it keep the walk through the air on no that's not a horse [Music] oh i don't have the hud on hold on [Music] yeah i think you know people of people have hung out here in these types of videos can probably tell it's going to go on nothing nothing's going to happen it's just this is going to like move in circles for for like 30 straight minutes it's gonna be great [Music] where is the the radar there we go radar [Music] this way you can navigate using the bottom left i also need to find the horse whatever i'll just make a horse life gives you lemons make a horse why is he not getting on the horse okay wrong button that's why can we screenshot sure all right good start here camp can we build a horse no you're gonna eat this horse and you're gonna like it uh okay the code you've got left click also if you don't know how to read uh code the commands the name that you care about is the yellow text the yellow text represents what you can click and then uh the stuff below it is what will happen when you type that into chat left click is going to click the left mouse right click is going to click the right mouse button look up look down look right look left is going to move the mouse around you don't really need that or even want that when you're riding a horse forward will move forward it'll just hold down the s key back will do the opposite left will turn you left hard left will turn you very left right will turn right hard right will turn very right run will start your horse moving faster so you want to get it moving and then type run because once you type shift it'll move into a higher speed walk will stop doing that right click should be qrik instead of r click i guess stop will stop moving jump will jump punch will punch um actually what does this do on a horse what does it have to do on a horse nothing i guess if you get off you you can holster what oh cause you don't have their saddle i guess i should find where is arthur's horse oh it's up here and you'll be fine you don't need a gun uh so all this weapon stuff holster side aren't unarmed melee long long arm back thrown weapon longer shoulder uh you got pet horse that could be good camera screenshot mount or interact i do not think that you should be able to get on or off the horse because then literally nothing would happen you would just get off the horse immediately we 100 need a gun weapons give all weapons give weapons cool given you a few guns get a molotov some dynamite yo matthew thanks so much for the 12 months that is an extremely long time i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you uh okay i don't you don't need any of this other you're supposed to ride a horse you're supposed to be riding a horse all right that's it boy all right that's that's pet horse that's important um okay i'm not gonna let you get on and off the horse let's see what happens i will if you fall off the horse i'll get you back on and i think this is going to go uh really great and it's going to be very productive and a lot of things are going to happen and we're not just going to move in circles and all that's going to happen right after you and me take a bathroom break please hold [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you for holding all right ladies and gentlemen it's time will this coat even work will you be able to move your horse at all will you just move in circles for about five or ten minutes until we've agreed that it's not entertaining anymore find out today on dug dug saving the code you're live [Music] good luck [Music] okay already petting the horse moving into camp go a little bit make sure you head a little bit right otherwise you'll go into camp and you'll be forced off your horse okay good you're almost at the edge taking a screenshot you did collide directly into a horse beautiful holy [ __ ] you're actually doing it this is like an actual possible thing [Music] i don't think it'll let you just ride off the cliff actually i'm fairly certain that you cannot directly go off of a cliff [Music] okay okay okay okay yeah oh okay [Music] this is like a skyrim horse physics right now [Music] all right all right oh okay we're back in it riding that horse and get to valentine on the minimap down here you can see that yellow you can see that yellow marker that will tell you what direction to head and you'll notice that right now it's at the opposite side of where you are you'll notice that you're still not going the right direction oh okay okay okay i underestimated you i assumed that would just kill you but we're back that same rock did you just kick at the rock i see that incorrectly okay so far you have not not killed yourself or the horse which i'm very proud of [Music] so again you it's curve yeah you got to go kind of that that direction that direction now you're going a little too we'll turn it a little bit too much the goal is to get to valentine the town of valentine if you touch a building you're good okay yeah keep going that was a hell of a run oh is your deer you can hunt deer like oh my god use your bow on the deer i think if you do long arm that oh oh no no no no hold on hold on let me get i'll give you back to the horse i'm going back towards [Applause] all right coach [Music] i get the worst okay uh on the map it's that direction it's like down the valley i feel like most oh yeah camera will change the camera now i can't cannot see [Music] don't shoot the horse don't shoot the horse and stop changing the camera i'm trying to get you back to the horse [Music] i'm pressing for what who's [Music] oh my god we're almost there nobody shoot it'll scare away the horse nobody shoot nobody shoot nobody shoot nobody shoot nobody shoot yes yes all right here you go here we go you're back in it you're making some progress to valentine's sort of isn't it left click is it shoot or left click i think it's left click is what would shoot right [Music] okay you're going up onto a rock i mean i mean honestly this isn't going that badly i think the openness is kind of your issue i got to maybe like somehow find a way to get you a little more focused i could i could make the turning way less sharp because that way if the turning's less sharp i think it's less likely for you to go in circles rather than like adjusting a line right does that make sense is that is that fair should i reduce the turn radius good idea you're okay boy yes most people are just saying shoot in response that so you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead i'm gonna go ahead and do that all right great job what is going on here okay i'm closing the code boy good to know all chaos are amazing also team tungsten what is medium term length set two one oh my god that's way too long okay so i was currently set to one second i'll just do like point one for left this is how long it holds down the button like point one seconds like point three for hard left so it's like much less is that fair maybe that's not enough but actually maybe it's not enough we'll do two and four do all the controls happen yes but uh depending on what's going on in the game the game is not always going to respond red dead redemption 2 is extremely like slow and so if an animation is already happening they're not necessarily going to take in others also the code just seems to be a little bit weirder with gt or with red dead specifically um but they should all work left click and right click uh yep and you should be able to switch weapons with this sort of stuff holster sidearm unarmed long arm back would be like a bow i think long or maybe long arm shoulder it's hard to remember and then the really important one just pet horse all right uh let's see if this makes a difference okay good luck oppose that the zed crew should remove screenshots which is probably already a lot for them and we can handle the rest without a problem how do you get a lasso [Music] okay you already oriented yourself at valentine i think this is going great so that's the direction you want to go we want to go that direction towards those mountains yeah yeah right where you shot you kind of shot exactly the path you said a little marker for yourself [Music] okay this is unironically working this is the direction towards valentine a little bit left towards the through the forest and then we then we get through okay beautiful beautiful we can go to the river all right oh wait it looks like the horse is about to [ __ ] you off oh too much too much [Music] you're okay boy will somebody pet the damn horse horse is pissed off come on all right horse isn't happy with you you got to pet that you got to pet the horse jack what are you doing what are you doing not even petting your horse yep all right back on [Music] okay i mean you are actually making progress this is substantially better than i thought it would be i just want to tear a little bit left probably okay where's this horse from wait you want to switch horses if you knock yourself off the horse i'll switch the horses for you [Music] all right i'll take that as you wanting to switch horse i don't know who this horse is but he's gonna have more energy all right yeah i think you're gonna have to like turn left a lot you have to turn left a lot right now in order to get out of the rocks yeah yep are you stuck i don't know you're good you're good you're good all right here we go we gotta turn right a little bit [Music] okay you did it 270 degrees [Music] oh so we picked up a new horse took him right back into the donk forest i got you oh you're back and i didn't even notice hi grave warden thank you for the three months dude thanks again broken down thank you lab guy 94. you guys are too late on the screenshots you got a screenshot faster if you're heading towards a tree you need a screenshot right as we're hitting okay this is good this is good hit that direction head that direction actually good just don't shoot anybody they'll probably start shooting you back [Music] too much i feel like the turning is still too strong like maybe we just get fewer people to do turns or something [Music] if more people if more people focus on on just petting the horse and and shooting i think that'll help not deviate as much from your path all right you're in the river you're trying to go a little bit right that's a good girl i know now we're swimming downstream i should reiterate this is the opposite direction where we want to go we're gonna go up river maybe maybe the river is actually what we should use because it means we kind of orient ourselves oh unless the horse unless the horse kicks you off that would be an issue he's like a zebra no no do not press shoot right now i'm trying to get back on it okay i don't know how to get the horse out of the water i'm trying to help but you took him right into the middle of the water a hand dutch voice you ain't got no faith in chat dunk no faith oh i have to call him we need a new horse [Music] okay new horse activated go wait what the hell this is horse number three go you want to go where did you get a lantern from i did not give you a lantern i don't think all right so you want to go up river up river okay we can't we can't go in the river that was a bad idea we'll drown okay this is looking good [Music] all right all right making progress we could go you could go up into the hills and then left that would work does it that was a human man you just shot at i get away from here yeah go that direction that's the right way that's the right way so keep going keep going here look out for that tree look out for the tree look out for the tree yeah that's that's good shoot those trees so if you if you go around these rocks and then scoot up the hills we'll actually be we'll actually be okay [Music] yeah go on scoot rock get out of here trees you're very close you're very okay beautiful beautiful all right now we head this direction towards valentine [Music] you need a little more adjustment are you going back to oh my god are you trying to finish that guy off oh right in the horse okay i'm getting back the [ __ ] i didn't even do anything whatever good job this this has all been you you're like halfway to valentine like you you're very achievably going to get to valentine the big issues are going to be if you get into a firefight with somebody that'll [ __ ] things up and also uh jumping off a cliff [Music] now now little to the right what is going on here somebody was getting robbed over there we don't have time we have to go valentine yeah up here works up here right up there right up there right there [Music] oh beautiful wow this was amazing that was amazing okay [Music] so now left a little all right whichever but you're trying to you understand the general direction [Music] are you you're sitting on the horse looking backwards right now here can you try to look up and look left oh you want to be right there all right all right you might have an easier time going that direction [Music] oh if you can get up here that'd be so big okay you okay that's it you're good now just keep going forward just keep going forward that's valentine like oh all right i think we've used up this horse here i'll get you guys a new one it's not working hold on i think we broke arthur all right [Music] valentine is just over that ridge actually within fighting distance if you get there and you touch a single building a little bit to the right you get there you touch a single building you've actually ridden from camp to valentine it took several horses it's the equivalent of like driving to the supermarket but every quarter mile you crash your car into a rock and then you go buy a new one wait where are you going where are you going no no no no no you're at the you have to dude you're at the thing you got to stay up up on the cliffs if you go down here it's going to be so hard to get back up we just spent all that time this is it this is what play the game music's for get up there get up there [Music] a real genji move what the hell is the horse okay oh path right there yeah yeah right where you shot you you have the general sense of things oh this is rough i don't know where you are now where are you so so valentine would be somewhere to the right okay okay you're you're like in a ravine thing right you're in some sort of ravine and then valentine's to the right you can see on the mini map you're basically going the opposite direction of it right now there boy and now we're just at a random house so you're gonna want to turn left bunch [Music] okay there you go there you go keep it there keep it there keep it there i don't know why you're looking behind you but that's right settle down boy okay started a fire fight you told him to settle down you're going to want to maybe turn around maybe turn around i guess you could just run from the firefight and then come back okay find the wrong direction my favorite is all the times you've been sitting looking the opposite direction of the horse like if you're just hanging out in the wilderness and some dude rides by faced backwards on a horse just firing off into the woods okay this is promising this is promising this is basically the right direction right here you want to aim a little left but basically the right way there's a turkey that that is the cliff don't go there don't go there [Music] you're trying you're really trying the game does not want you dude it's okay it's not okay arthur's trying to convince the horse he's really trying he's petting the horse it's okay boy come on just take that step yep yep yeah yeah real good [Music] oh you did it you didn't you did not jump off a cliff yeah yep yeah yep yep good job i don't even know how you can get out of there get out of there okay actual play of the game you successfully did not jump off a cliff yeah back to shooting the trees [Music] you are going like the comp wrong direction though wait are you it says it's it's like on the mini map it's to the east it's that direction okay actually you're kind of ooh this is actually kind of the right way yeah this is the right direction so this is where you want to go [Music] you're really trying to convince the horse i couldn't read your message i'm sorry it goes up too fast during twitch plays you should let us use mods i could i could open up the moderators um because because you're pretty boned right now the thing is if you read my message i saw if you read my message approach we got this i mean you probably don't got this to be clear you got a lot more of this than i expected which should be congratulated come on congratulations but but but you are not close to balance i think you're like the same distance as we started [Music] if the horse won't do it i'll do it myself um i mean i could give you mods the problem is that i don't know that's like trying to nail in if you're like trying to nail a painting to the wall you know and you keep missing completely and like throwing the hammer in the wrong direction and somebody's like why don't you just shoot it with a gun it's not really gonna help you know what i mean it's gonna make it much more destructive and like shooting a painting it's not even gonna get you to valentine we already have too many commands yeah we did it boys we made it to valentine also known as a cliff um i'm curious what happens so i want to try it it won't go well but i am curious what happens so you have all the previous commands as well as well reducing the number of commands this is what i mean with like 3d games are fun to try with with twitch plays but it's a lot less likely to be coordinated i think it's more about being open to what happens you know uh with this you've got this is if you've seen any of the the twitch chat controls the mods menu one will open menu one menu two will open menu two menu three will open menu three you can also type select or enter to like choose an option you can do back up down left right or screenshot wait why do i screenshot twice no no no you don't get screenshot twice i'm gonna let you keep going from where you left off actually screenshot twice wouldn't do anything but this is a gang karen all right i got you a karen you've got some mods theoretically there's a world where the mods help and i say theoretically with the heaviest of emphases on theoretically well let's see what happens three two [Music] ideally most of you should still focus why are the menus opening hold up f3 f5 f7 what why would this not be working f3 f5 f7 why would any of this not work what if i just do the mods okay try this does this work okay this works okay i don't know i don't know why it wasn't working here i don't know it should work i mean it seems like red dead is not good at handling a lot of commands so maybe just you're live there you go you're doing stuff okay you haven't entered you have not entered any you haven't selected anything i want to make sure selecting works yeah there you go wait did you select something you're actually really close to valentine yep yeah yep yep yep why is this having so many issues i think it's just red dead man red dead seems like it does not handle this as well because the you know what it might be oh come on uh i i think it might be oops i think it might be that half of you guys are having the horse right like you're pressing down buttons and maybe you can't open up those menus if you're also doing like normal game commands although i do that all the time when you guys are playing i don't know if this both can work left and right are both bound to menu movement oh so is select and enter i mean this should work on pad five if i do it myself this is all a terrible idea anyways i don't know why i'm it seems like it works um good night overlord but this is the area where the arthur beat that one dude to death oh yeah that's oh man that's brutal good point roach well left and right in the menus you don't really need you really just need up down although yeah i get what you mean you can't go left and right in the menus but that shouldn't matter select and enter is really what you need you need up down select and enter or enter [Music] um maybe we just go back to you guys just playing i don't know if i can uh can do the mods hi buddy you want to say hi there you go buddy oh ow oh yep oh simon's coding cool hey how about this i have an idea [Music] i have an idea how about you guys continue to control arthur and then in an uno reverse card i control the mods hey dog how many months do i have to reset until you lick the cat again 40 but only you hey bud [Music] deal okay i will do my best to strategically aid you with mods [Music] if i redeem marbles right now with the race happen probably not besides we already have a lot redeemed so if i do marbles today we're good [Music] hi buddy okay let's try i gotta fix simon's code though [Music] wait oh my god he deleted so much he deleted everything [Music] okay hold on no no sign some time [Music] no no no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop please good job buddy you have to lick him now why does why is him typing sixth period period period period period plus [Music] all right this will be [Music] this will be your other command for screenshot [Music] all right you almost good buddy got enough got enough cuddling time okay nope no he's gotta patrol a little bit more okay uh let's give this a shot goal is still for you guys to get to valentine yeah bud i'm just going to help you god his tail is like on the keyboard all it is for everywhere later buddy [Music] consume is a very strong word [Music] all right so here's the plan once again you guys are going to control you are the bestest ever love you man the game question you ever play warframe if so thoughts you would i have not played warframe unfortunately i generally don't really like action rpgs i'm trying yakuza right now for the first time um you guys control the game you have all the same commands as before i'm going to try to help you with mods anything short of teleporting good luck okay here's what i'm thinking i will go down to animals i'll spawn you an allergy easy okay that helped i spawned an alligator your horse got scared and he ran away all right so we gotta get back on the horse i'll help you get back to the horse is he dead he's good all right go go go go oh yeah i can't i can't i can't select things you just kill your horse uh well i also i can't move i can't move the thing [Music] so something you did broke it good luck so you want to go left left is where valentine is you know what if you get near a horse i'll i'll pick it up for you maybe i can make a horse now nope still can't make anything don't you need to turn more you turn way left you need to turn way left like very left more left more left or i guess or very right either way very left or very right very left or very right very left more left more left more left more left oh you're alive we did it we won have you have you read what we're trying to do oh we're at the river now okay valentine is that direction where you're facing currently that's where you want to go let me try to get you a horse it's working right now no no no no something you're doing is stopping me from something stops me from using the from using the mods i wonder what it is because then i could help what if it's the looking maybe it's the looking oh let me try this again this is a little janky but that's okay [Music] what if i don't allow you to look because that's pi direct input [Music] or maybe it's the mouse down and mouse up hmm interesting i don't know let's try this this stuff is weird because you're you're you're having to try to to make direct x work okay why don't you guys try doing things now we see if we see if i can still make mods happen how do i use the cat jam emote you have to install something called bt tv all right so you guys are going no i can't i can't do anything it's so weird i don't know what causes it to lock up i mean i can't get you a horse right now don't tell him none of them work that's so bizarre i mean technically you're going towards valentine i guess maybe we maybe instead of a horse you're almost out of energy too because you've been running through the woods firing guns at trees oh there's a horse there's a horse there's a horse is it wild okay go for the horse get your weapon out as long as you get near the horse i'll go grab it for you i think if you run out is it wild that's not gonna help i mean if you go left i mean i say i guess i gotta re-add this stuff in now you're good okay you're aimed at valentine you can do this by foot i think it's possible and if you come across a horse i will do my best to get you onto that horse but maybe this is the way to go dude is that somebody crying what's happening that wasn't just me was it who's that what is that you're gonna have to it was simon across the water i think he's behind you that way towards the river it's cool getting to hear his voice on a loop seems undisturbed by us he seems disturbed but just not not by you running in circles shooting at stuff how many bullets do you have oh 109 all right sorry are you going for are you going for the the crying dude or are you going for valentine okay this is the direction to valentine you'll have to go left in a little bit but otherwise you're actually getting there you're actually getting there there i'll just camera as you can actually see okay you're on a delusional forest trip right now oh no he's right there don't don't kill the man that's may you think you're so great run around your nose in the air oh he's running he's just he didn't do anything to you can you not shoot while you're running is that the issue i think there's some technical things i got to work out with this code because things just do not work the same in this game as most games so something is like overlapping causing issues it's like 200 people just spammed uh shoot and he didn't shoot okay but that aside they're still close to valentine i don't know i feel like we give it a few more minutes of [Applause] trying to work our way over there or actually no you know what here okay ko's off i think i can make a horse as long as you guys okay as long as you guys aren't get you an illusion it's because you had the lasso out and arthur needs to aim first in order to throw it aw okay so you had to use right click got it all right whenever you fall off i will turn i will turn the code off give you a horse and then turn it back on there's somebody who desperately needs your help right now or are you gonna go straight to valentine or are you just gonna run in circles [Music] go valentine's that way like where arthur was facing you can see it on the mini map you're aimed at it right now that's where that's where valentine is at this direction beautiful oh my god that was so close beautiful this is actually great this is actually great all right we're picking up the speed using a horse definitely the way to go all right beautiful beautiful beautiful you're going to want to start you're going to want to start turning left up here not too much you're probably good now on left [Music] perfect perfect perfect no more left little right beautiful beautiful beautiful all right if you can get up the cliff without jumping off of it you're in great shape right up there right up there right up here just barely missed it or up there or up there so give us get like a few lefts most people are just doing run though mostly it's oh [ __ ] oh the horse isn't happy [Applause] yeah pet that horse all right codes off somebody in chat was pissed and got out their gun [Music] all right you're back in three two [Music] one lives if you if you hang left you're good you go forward and hang a little bit left you're good but mostly straight uh i don't think you get okay maybe i overestimated the amount of lefts i overestimated on the left i need some rights what is happening you're sitting on the back of the horse right now firing backwards because if you get up here valentine's like a little bit farther it's just about getting up up onto this over this cliff [Music] this is not skyrim you can't you cannot scale this i mean i'll play skyrim music to help you out but it's not gonna it's not gonna happen yep so we need a bunch of rights followed by some lefts you're okay boy see now now now we get left to kind of straighten out and then we're done and then we're done let me just go straight beautiful beautiful almost beautiful there was too many left half the people who just did left don't do it this time so a bunch of lefts and then a few rights wait yeah yeah okay okay yeah and now we should be good we should be good because a bunch of lefts will come in delayed right now it's going to turn us you're going to kick off the horse maybe yeah keep going okay all right let me get you a new one can somebody uh keep track of the amount of horses we've used all right you guys are back in five seconds actually let me turn the weather or the time to day time what the hell wait what okay you're i don't know what happened you're good okay this is the this is the clip we gotta scale we gotta go a little bit we gotta scoot a little bit to the right and then we'll turn left as we go up this path to the left we're good this that the the one that was behind us oh my god how do you get throwing the eyes out beautiful okay okay okay this is actually looking good you guys it was looking so good you got to go the left left to here [Music] beautiful beautiful and now we head right [ __ ] well this still works we go left i think [Music] okay we need right right so that so that we aim back towards valentine and then stop stop stop stop stop you can actually see a little bit of valentine on the cliff side it's about getting over this cliff this is our obstacle that we have to overcome and then we're basically there let's say you have to shoot a building in valentine i don't know what's oh there you go there you go there you go i didn't do a thing that was all you okay that is looking good nobody turn just don't turn because because we'll we'll veer a little bit right probably gonna be able to go up the hill it'll be beautiful i know right now you're in the middle that's fine right now you're middle cause a few delayed commands will come in see we're turning we're turning slowly we leave it calm we go along we go along the the yeah what is happening here this is an actual skyrim horse situation yeah good way to end the skyrim theme song idiot okay this is a good little planning position so we're gonna need a few rights and then we stop and then after that a few lefts come in and then stop what is happening that [ __ ] there we are okay this is the direction keep it here give me here keep it here keep it here can you get up that you cannot get out there we need a pinch of left and then mostly just straight up right up that pathway oh my god that's a big drop so you get a pinch of left right now we should be good pinch the left and then straight beautiful beautiful keep it there this works you'll still get out this way keep going straight nobody nobody alter at all just go up there go up there go up there literally perfectly straight we're good okay and now you can start to uh the dash of left just hit with a pinch of left and that's it you're over the cliff we just gotta start orienting towards valentine yeah okay a little bit left towards valentine and then we're good no more this delayed ones will come in even if you think that there's been we need to turn a little bit more left other people will be thinking that and we'll and we'll compensate we're stuck in this rock beautiful look beautiful look by whoever did that okay that's valentine those buildings if you shoot a building you win oh no no no you're going down you're going to have a cliff okay [Music] yeah key okay okay cool saved saved pitch or left but then mostly straight straight from here some lefts are coming in delayed straight from here uh okay we went to another clip we're scaling multiple clips we still need to go left at some point oh god we'll be fine boy [Music] okay so valentine is behind us and we're doing like 180s on the cliff i mean this could work what do we even do here i mean you could drop down from the top of the cliff i guess you could just go up [Music] i don't know what the play here is i guess go up here and then we come we come to valentine from the top this works stay on the cliffs and keep it moving this direction you're heading towards valentine okay we're gonna come at valentine from above it'll be like assassin's creed okay no no no yeah that direction it's like yeah that direction [ __ ] i don't know how we turn correctly okay oh yeah yep what can you get down from here okay pinch of rights a pinch of right that's all we need a pinch you're doing good boy you're doing good twitch chat pitch of right and then we're fine oh right the cat is all right in the cactus jesus all right i'm gonna really you're really getting them in there turn the coat off i'm gonna spawn you a new horse you're so goddamn close valentine is right there that's it those buildings see them hi editor i don't have an editor editor's me at least right now so you're gonna say hi doug [Music] all right the horse even spawned pointing the right direction [Music] oh hi everybody get to valentine if you shoot a building you've won the code's already going okay a pinch of right and that's it pinch of right and that's it stop shooting the horses okay it's just that dash just that dash of rights why are people going left you're going to jump off the [ __ ] cliff oh my god that's not how horses work and that's fine go on the train tracks but just hurry this is a train it's a train track [Music] okay we need rights [Music] this building doesn't count it's not in valentine proper but almost right there this is the one the dude's building i think wait this is valentine all right somebody shoot the building show the building wait that was the box you shot the box you did not shoot the building shoot the building right here you shot the crate you can see the bullet hole in the crate somebody shoot why is it shooting no yeah [ __ ] yeah take that valentine god what a power move bought seven or eight horses jumped off a few cliffs shot valentine right in the chest [Music] somebody's investigating you [Music] uh wrong direction oh my god great great all right tell you what i'll aim you guys at valentine um here codes off congratulations we'll do a quick bonus round i'll probably call it let's do it again in a carriage can we go to tahiti uh howdy howdy welcome now how do we kill bill clinton that's for me to know and you to find out right now for every person you kill before you die i will gift a sub [Music] good luck oh very close you're gonna have to turn around i think oh my god there wasn't even anybody driving that i think the horses are just pissed off at you guys okay you're running away from the scene of the crime you're hiding in a bush oh there's people right there [Music] i mean can you shoot is it working oh me let me reset the code just be safe oh oh oh oh oh go go [Music] okay you've got cops on your right cops coming in [Music] oh you're going for that guy smart play [Music] oh my gosh oh you're going for the sandbags that's smart you get some cover you gotta turn left or right you kind of frustrated yourself oh break law with free with f press f i think oh no you don't you don't type f the command is punch punches to press f on my computer jesus take the wheel oh thank you small couch for gifting a sub i think she's lord tv 14 months all right that was pathetic one more time [Music] a reminder wait you have jump right you don't have jump you have jump jump is potentially really valuable um because that can get you over i can get you over hurdles and stuff what about starting you on the balcony wait then you just jump off no i should do that jesus take the wheel do you want a specific weapon bow why do you not have anything [Music] repeated winchester there's no rocket launcher oh what is other moonshine jug i don't know that i don't know that shotgun's really your best bet they don't get rockets it's 1898 in this game i don't want to start you aimed at anybody but kind of like where you could aim at anybody that's good moonshine jug shotguns are hit kill dynamite i mean i just don't think that these little throne you want dynamite or you want a shotgun the shoot code does not have rng assigned to it i agree that um it's not shooting as often as it should could you talk quickly about the new feedback uh no not right now you dog shotgun or sorry dynamite good luck five seconds [Music] what the hell we're gonna see what the law thinks of this you have to like i think you have to right click and then left click to throw it right [Music] he's just just a man in the middle middle of the town [Music] oh that was close if that was a sticky if that was a sticky grenade you would have gotten it dude throw it at that guy shoot you you still killed no one [Music] i like that people are like oh a carriage like let's throw a sticky bomb on the back it's like no it's just a it's just a piece of dynamite it's not gonna like stick to the back of them what's the objective uh well initially it was every person you kill i'll gift a sub but i think we're past that this is more this is about honor how do we throw it how about a sniper rifle mister how you been friend yeah all right i have to say [Music] you're on it this isn't gonna go well there's no way this works [Applause] [Music] i don't even know how you get out of this you're in a hallway [Music] can you jump out that window you're trying to kick in the bathroom [Applause] i mean they're actually looking for you okay you successfully were not arrested because you went to the bathroom and hid okay oh good luck oh you have a shotgun all right good stuff how have they not found you he went oh all right stay calm it's in good hands now they're investigating you but you're in the corner if you press camera you could get back to you this is your shot you got sheriff right here where's your gun this is not going to go well i don't think too hard aim way too hard oh all right sheriff's office [Music] patty dynamite last shot never mind [Music] [Applause] good luck can twitch chat kill a man [Music] go [Music] then maybe you kill somebody you put down a ton of dynamite [Music] are they just at your feet are you just lighting dynamite and putting them at your feet [Music] do you have an e button [Music] okay you got your shotgun out again hold on hold on [Music] all right codes off codes off uh oh you don't have an e okay that's my fault that's my fault oh wait because because e is get on or off the horse that's why i don't that's why i didn't give you e okay so now you'll have interact or mount to press the e button so that was actually rigged all right i'll give you guys one more i'll give you a clean shot i'll give you a clean shot [Music] i just want you to get a kill before we wrap it up and i'll put you into a saloon with dynamite until it happens well we get booted out of valentine oh you can think you can stop us from putting dynamite in your saloon that easy huh no no no we're back [Music] here's a shotgun no you're gonna do this [Music] the way rockstar intended five four three two one the question is do you go for throne dynamite do you go for placing the dynamite on the ground and then lighting it [Music] okay you're chasing some people [Music] what the hell come on that was much less whimsical than i had hoped that was [ __ ] brutal i think you got a lot of pent up frustration for the last couple of attempts oh now you're going to the cliff to to a tone well better head out there chad at any moment you've sinned you must atone [Music] [Music] uh every crime must be atoned for balance has been restored [Music] all right that was twitch chat plays red dead redemption a life for a life [Music] i don't know what's going on with the game yeah six period period period period period period period sevens and or pluses in the chat plus seven oh that's happening [Music] all right um [Music] that's it for me today everybody thank you for a powerful emotional stream concluding with you slitting a bartender's throat and jumping off a cliff [Music] thanks for hanging out today everybody this was fun i had a great time um click maps are way more fun than they have any right to be [Music] we must pay respects to fat albert once more this whole stream's been a fat albert tribute my whole channel um yeah i'm not gonna do marvel's day sorry y'all i know a bunch of people wanted to do it i'll try to figure out how to do it again in the future um but i gotta jump off and take care of some stuff for tonight [Music] i hope you had as good of a time as i did i don't know what i'm gonna stream next uh my my stuff is still you know all over the place uh in terms of timing it's kind of just whenever i have uh the energy but i've been having a blast streaming i really really enjoy doing this so thanks for hanging out everybody dude you're going to spoil the movie like that look this entire stream has been a fat albert spoiler marathon what we could do at some point in the future is i can't like show this on stream but we could do like a fat albert watch party where everybody starts at the same time and then we're sitting there watching and reacting to fat albert together i feel like that would be very popular you know okay great grandma yeah simon is just like okay let me try to show you [Music] he keeps like peeking his face through right here he's like right behind the monitor do you see it [Music] hey buddy he's just he's just been waiting there like just lurking i can just see his [Music] feet [Music] [Music] all right why do you got a children's playhouse thing that was part of the uh skyrim punishment all right we're gonna raid ram dog grime dog is an amazing mod and person and streamer and he is doing zelda speed running practice [Music] also you get this sweet t-shirt at point chro.shop point crow has some dope merch and 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golden pressure [Music] there's a streamer that's as old as time itself his name is [Music] somewhere a distant bloodway cries and a poor stance just keeps on dying i'll just dream about the game again [Music] sometimes it loses not today [Music] [Music] i'm vibing so hard i'm feeling good and you came in here and asked any league of legends i can't think of one thing that would ruin the mood quicker i'm feeling today's good day bro i was so stressed yesterday god yesterday was so stressful but then it all went well everything went well and then i feel good today and i yeah so today's gonna be um i'm not playing league of legends don't worry please no worries no no i don't care how many bits you donate i'm not playing league legends unless there's a lot of bits then of course i'll sell out will never playing it i don't care if jesus christ himself and that's not too different from will neff comes down from heaven and plays league of legends i'm not playing it no shot on playing league today um hello how's everybody doing today is going to be i think a chill fun talking to chat style stream i think today is not going to be high octane if you're if you are sitting there in your monster truck with your laptop opening the ride and you've got like a [ __ ] heroin needle in your arm and you are ready for a thrill ride if you're parachuting out of a plane right now and you need something to keep your adrenaline up today's knock is not the stream today is not the stream i think i think today's chill i think it's fun i think he's talking to chat i think we're gonna watch some stuff i might talk about um the twitch leaks although i i kind of want to expand upon it more in marketing monday um there was a great uh talk uh budwig did yesterday you can check that out he talked about his own personal income and some of the leaks interesting check it out i guess i'll watch asmr in my monster truck okay chasing the rush is this the tow stream we're gonna do that later yeah we're gonna do that we're gonna rank all the nickelodeon characters based on their canonical power with toph later that'll be a fun little segment um i just took five weeds on the def you took five weeds you went to your dealer and said i'll have five weeds please coochie killer they have the two months bony sanchez think of the problem zombie with the prime [Music] five months ago what was i doing five months ago five months ago would have been the fifth month january february january march april may may hollow night no holiday was older than that probably hit man or league with cutie without league of legends i must bounce i'm so sorry but that's fine blueprint or black album ooh [Music] blueprint barely wallet cute it was fun uh i think me and kitty got to find a different game though because i we just get too mauled at league of legends the first games are great and then they get mulder what was that song what's called winners pov off of the album certified glizzy hands i believe certified diamond today by the riaa recording industry of america um best-selling album of the past 10 years and i it's totally unexpected and it's an honor and i appreciate it i'm also nominated for like eight different grammys oh stir fry congrats thanks oh no big deal music's not really my passion it's more of my reason for being you know um how do i claim my 24 of funding from you oh yeah so quack will be quack will be handling payouts for yesterday's stream um i'm spending some of the money to pay moderators who helped because i don't know if you guys noticed during stream sharks but a lot of it i was just yelling mods can you please get this person and you know it was there was a lot of work on their end because i was like can you just do it and uh it was hard to do and so i'm going to pay them with some of the money but that teddy bear game is getting at least 500 bucks just for the idea and we don't own anything there's no it's not actually investing so if he ends up making the game we don't have any rights to it and he gets free 500 bucks so um that's pretty cool i think that's i mean i feel cool about that um and we're gonna pay the mods and we're going to pay everybody else out are you going to metroid i don't think i'm playing here i got some bad news i got some bad news scares patchwork nightmare correct um i will not be streaming this weekend it's like i got banned again and i know the fun part of getting banned that's right that's right friday saturday and possibly even sunday i could be back sunday but at least friday sat could also be sunday um because i'm going to a bachelor party no not a not a new hitman record no when i come back on monday or sunday please do not demand a new world record okay every time i take a break from streaming i'm not going to come back with a highly produced uh stream with three new songs and a world record okay that's no that's not what we're gonna do who dat is clapping in chat and saying free viewers yes who dad q that will get free viewers please check out who that stream over the weekend and psychics and everyone else's um i'm going to a bachelor party not for me not mine um a friend of mine is having a bachelor party you got my when i say friend of mine i mean one of my chatters obviously they invited me to their bachelor party and of course i said yes because we're so close so i'm going one of my showers evangel with the raid thank you evan gal how have you been what's going on in the life of evan gao my security team has told me you haven't showed up within 500 yards of me recently which is awesome thanks for doing that i appreciate that what's up spectacore tater tot thank you for the two months are you gonna play the atrio game it's i mean listen i wanna there's a lot of games i wanna play probably the next game on my list is metroid dread although i gotta tell you guys i'm [ __ ] cracked i'm nasty at nick all stars i've gotten so much nastier than even when since you last seen me i keep getting more cracked you played 35 hours you're a dejan well i do leave it on okay rematch mango i did nemo played again last night uh he won more than more than half for sure but i took games probably like three out of seven or something like that uh i watched a little bit of hbox's tourney it's pretty good patina i think the game is fun i think the game is fun mango said atriox not bad yeah he did some nice things he said some nice things uh i i want to play i'm not afraid of clint's nigel i'll tell you that i'll tell you one thing i'm not i'm afraid of the sound effects that's it sonic says money match view right now any amount okay 100 bucks right now sonic 100 bucks you want to play right now i'll pay out he said 50. no you said any amount a hundred bucks or no deal don't say any amount and then [ __ ] cut a 50 bro fine 100 okay deal all right we got to do a match we got to do a money match we're running it we're running it best of five sounds cringe we'll do best of three okay that's the three is this is an opening for the stream here we go all right sunk i am dm'ing you nickelodeon all star bro wow what an opener look at that now this is focus this is good camera focus baby you can really see the thumb [Music] there we go the problem is my camera is designed to focus around me gamer leaning forward on my keyboard but now that i have a controller on this game i have to gamer lead backwards and so the focus gets entirely messed up hey gliztano career question i work in management for amazon pause pause you work in management for amazon and you came into my twitch chat and called me atriox tano jeff bezos would fire you on the spot if you knew that he would fire you on the spot but his question was i'm looking to switch to a different company i can see why i can see why because your attitude does not mesh with that of uh amazon is a serious place full of serious people and you are in my chat calling me gliztano okay uh yeah i don't know linkedin's a good way to network networking is the wrong word anyway you should like networking is very transactional uh look man if you have amazon and your resume you should be able to apply places and get in um okay let's pull this up i also thought i'd try to go for 700 raiding today right now i'm at a cool oh you guys know does anyone know how um like pokey stream live stream uh mizzy stream like they all have all the chat in in a nice big size across all the left like this like it just fills the whole left of the screen does anyone know what what they're embedding because it doesn't work for yeah across the yeah stan does it too how the [ __ ] you do it just increase the size no okay wow no good job thanks for the tech advice this we nailed it just make it bigger wow no it looks perfect no it's not the same ratio do you guys understand you can't increase it past this size this is i've maxed it out look this is the max square just ask them well yeah i guess i could fine if you want me to i will double kick the source and change the pixel dimensions i'll try that but i don't think it's going to work height 1200. oh that worked that works perfectly you nailed it you nailed it this looks terrible you look terrible quack quad just please i want to see a full wall of watches with the new system i want to see a full wall top to bottom of quedges you tell me that's not worth it you tell me that's not worth it that looks great all right i'm making a lobby lobbies sunhawk oh i'm gonna create a lobby it's gonna be private just join this one you see the id just join up and then if your name isn't sunhawk in this game let me know and chat if you guys don't know sonic just challenged me to a uh 100 best of three what happened to it rock shark it's still being approved dude i'm so annoyed um i actually don't think i want full screen chat for this scene is what i'm realizing i think i want it for full screen but i don't want it for this this is better i hate change i love it when your editor says i hate change that means we're gonna make the same videos for the next year quack says lobby doesn't exist i think we can all see that it does um let me make it quickly public and just try to join it's private okay i'll make it public let him make it and dm you the code that also works slouchosaurus think of this six months hey big ad recently took your interview and resume advice and applied for a job i've wanted for a long time and actually got it [ __ ] yeah that's hype that is a real change in your life that's cool as [ __ ] i'm a full-time game tester which is a dream job for me thanks for the content hey thanks for the sub i appreciate that and congrats um i have heard that job can get very uh mentally taxing so uh please don't let it burn you out but i hope you really enjoy it all right here we go select yours let's go get one day what you got for me sun hawk oh april april cringe pearl i call her play nice three two one actually not that bad dude oh oh no that's the most cringe of all april moose every april only knows how to that check i want you guys to know that every single april their entire game plan is throw you and then dash attack when you roll away i'm telling him that i know his gameplay is still gonna work all right uh-oh i had him i had him whoa oh hey get out of here oh get i'm joining no please leave cringe lords i can't even join sonak's game select your brawling this is red pecan dude ready three two one okay i got lag here it's caught lagging oh it's so laggy it's because everyone joined the lobby chef get out the lobby oh my god this is he's jumping around the stage yo get the [ __ ] out of the lobby foreign bro this is so stupid he's teleporting a ride i can't react anymore oh okay we're all private up here for you so stupid the results are in and the winner is this is so cringy april [ __ ] basic ass april spamming dash attack in lag all right send me private 121 ms what is this internet select your brawling michael and select your stage ready three two one oh look at the bars in the bottom of the screen dude you just pulled the [ __ ] lag switch sonic if i win this i'm gonna [ __ ] give you 100 to buy better internet this is so [ __ ] laggy that's gotta hurt does anyone know it's a [ __ ] pattern i'm gonna lose my mind this is so stupid it's just laggy dash attack it is just wacky dash attacks so oh my god right now i'm gonna [ __ ] lose my mind bro for a week i'm giving you a hundred dollars i'm banging for a week buy better internet or don't come back send me your paypal on discord ah that was the most cringy thing i've ever played in this game literally teleporting around spamming dash attack dashboard forward smash over and over but one game with low ping i three suck him then he goes to zero bars he pulls the plug out starts switching it oh my god dude literally watch game one versus game two god that was so annoying wait why are you still in chat i banned him i literally banned him if anyone unbans him you lose your mind i want you to know that he's banned for a week that's all that's a [ __ ] on god god that was miserable need a replacement mod maybe do you have internet that doesn't have [ __ ] 119 ms [Music] all right well i do have a goal for today well i wasn't gonna play this game but i think i'll play a little bit more of this game competitive play so i wanted to go to try to get 700 today michelangelo but i i well that's stuff i wanted to do too we're going to talk about some [ __ ] i'm gonna see if i can get 700. we're going to try and um three two one i haven't played too many danny's huh a lot of people have off the top combos like uh spongebob this guy's got some danny moves danny's one is a secondary but i'm still playing only mikey right now because i think mikey's oh my god don't [ __ ] do it no i forgot his recovery size wait we should use that yeah okay that works i forgot your recovery sucks oh no that's gonna hurt no no no no next time the winner game sounds so dead what do you mean the game sounds are bad are the game sounds problem you're in just chatting yeah cause i'm just chatting about this game ready yeah i'm just shouting oh nice uh-huh no no not you daddy phantom no daddy after all we've been you through hurt an animal that's gotta hurt that was risky of him bro everyone kills at the top everyone comes to the top no you will not kill me today mr daddy phantom he's gotta get killed no no bro no let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go 617 six 17. michael and john do you want to run it back i'll play one more play one more thing i got the next guy ready three two one oh no bro these combos these phantom combos i like those little uh okay i'm getting pillared my favorite game oh my god i need to figure out how to punish danny phantom's recovery play nice three two one go okay bro bro you keep that no one for one gotcha gotcha okay nice oh no that's so annoying oh my god i need to what's what gets me out of that toefl though toefl know how to get out of that no let's go let's go oh like a ball like a bull fighter he's all one all right go to the next one it's tough and chat oh no no competitive play select you're awesome i'll play him again put the cam bottom left why play nice was it covered oh it's covering the game you're right okay after this okay he's the most aggressive daddy phantom that i've seen in all my years of playing this game oh i get it i get it i get it no you can't you can't because i am spacing it's a little thing called spacing calvin cal no whoa little thing called spacing subconversion oh uh-huh i'm over here i'm over here now i'm over here now where am i going bro i'm all over you you're dead me no uh-huh oh my god this combo i was like wait a minute i'm more comfortable here than you are well i can make it back i want to fight someone else i played a lot of 629 we get 700 today it's possible he was hungry i'm hungry too you're a reptile name that's cool reptar is pretty good uh yeah if we could have bridges for the games that would be fun let me move my camera so you guys can see the full maybe i can put my here and put this here where does mango put his cam because never seem to be a problem when i'm watching mango stream just turn off cam no come on i'm wearing the forehead sweater if you turn off cam bottom left okay all right we'll do bottom left that's fine play default controls yeah i do i play default uh i find the game to be super duper fun i actually love this game play select your fighters i'm playing against musician oh no didn't lean with a spongebob oh a mikey ditto i have never i have this is my first monkey ditto wait i i faced no other mikeys on the ladder ah which one is oh my god i don't want to hurt you we're friends wait we can't keep each other because we both have a tether or can you oh you can mikey can get mikey i feel [ __ ] slow at thr oh nice that's the age rock he took that's cotton pending the skateboard into that is the truck excuse me ah i'm dying like an idiot oh banner pizza pizza oh my god he wouldn't fall for the pizza because he's also a michelangelo ah there's so many nut chucks turtle fighters get out of here ah get out of here it's like i'm fighting a mirror i i had a read i had to read and the winner is michelangelo 637 is the pizza bad yeah it's pretty bad think about the pizza every time you throw the pizza the next time you throw the pizza it's slower so by like the fourth time you throw the pizza he like he's in slow motion the pizza still yeah i know it doesn't steal the damage it steals the animation speed it's insane it's really weird uh to stop you from spamming it i guess all right keep going hey happy birthday afro sergeant happy birthday for sergeant mr sharp think the prime rosting with the prime let's try and get 700. i'm drunk and i thought you were talking about actual pizza for a second so explain that to me even when you're drunk you thought i was throwing actual pizzas in real life and getting slower how does that at one point ready three i guess you would you get more tired all right time to [ __ ] smoke that lincoln loud if you know what i'm saying unless you smoke me unless i get smoked i don't want to get the smoked i knew you'd walk in and that is why ah that's gonna hurt foreign i'm living you can't kill me i'll only kill myself ah i i missed it it's on me that's on me lincoln lincoln oh my god i can't even kill him i can't kill him oh my god that was crazy no no naked you're a [ __ ] volume it's too high okay i can't believe i got spiked by the lincoln loud's head it's not over i'm winning this i'm losing this i never had a chance to win this i could have held the ledge and killed him there i'm cringing myself to sleep no what is the [ __ ] final hitbox there does no damage and then pops is that how it works i'm rematching i'm rematching i feel like i'm safe on the ledge and he's like then he pops is that how his damage okay i didn't know that now i know that this is like when i fought psychic in real life so i wouldn't have to give him gifted subs he was stronger than i thought and i was dressed head to toe with a turtle just that's how i go to the bank you know never go to the bank without your shell on that's how you stay protected my father taught me that finally all right lincoln lincoln is loudest no no that was so childish about lincoln i know you're not gonna die so i'm not gonna pretend like i read it i read it oh my god i i this guy this kid can't read and i can read books physical tones full of knowledge i almost skateboarded him is he does he swing a diaper does he swing a smelly diaper full of [ __ ] is that this guy's move oh wait what why wow wait why did i just get diapered on i kind of diapered on him there you know what i'm saying it's not over it's not over i got hit with a diaper full of [ __ ] and it's not over that's the michelangelo diff i thought you would roll in every day of the week the fact that he didn't roll in shows that he has the will of the warrior let's go i went down there baby winner literal baby little child okay we're making it with 635 hey trick i played against you this morning i was named our savior our lord and savior harambe you kicked my ass twice did you play korra i think you're pretty good i remember the name our lord and savior harambe because i thought that is a funny name anyway ggs competitive play select click doesn't matter your winner is all about getting better so if i lose to a guy named jimmy fallus who plays spongebob am i going to be upset no because it's about to get better would i be a little bit pretty annoyed that a man named jimmy fallon playing spongebob defeated me possibly spongebob by the way is one of the hardest characters to [ __ ] and one of the most annoying to combo me oh no leave me alone spongebob leave me alone this is why scooter hates you this is what squidward had to i can't wait to rescue this game oh that is such a [ __ ] kill move the fact that i'm not dead is a testament to my you see how it's hard to [ __ ] get him because he just goes low up to the floor [Music] yeah spongebob has been a tough one for me but that's one of mikey's worst matchups i think i've been fighting a lot of spongebob today and i don't it's uh one of my tougher ones i think it's doable huh okay i don't want this to happen he's dead but i took three damage i hate toe players really not bad at all oh i got him he's the easiest guard uh no well okay he's easiest hit with that because he goes down and away yeah i got him but if you hit him with anything else he just goes like if they're smart they dash in go low and go straight up oh tough sorry think it took a shock 1v1 if i win i get my vip if i lose i get banned all right deal am i going to lose all my showers today i'm also banning you if you win but i'll give you vip lobby just don't lag i'll create a lobby oh i actually have you on friends i think we're actually steam friends so i can make this private and i can invite friend and i can hit negneg all right this is for net next vip i took it away because he stream sniped me in a game of fall guys with clint and it made me so pissed i took away his vip but he's been a diligent and good chatter ever since he hosted the a truck on banathon a 72-hour stream while i was banned to get me unbanned it was powerful it was like a hunger strike but he ate and slept then um he also appeared on stream sharks yesterday and pitched the idea among us night fort craft five nights at something five nights at among us for craft or something like that and uh got some money for that so that was a powerful idea so i feel like he's almost there to getting his vip back i just need to see that he's got the schmooze select your bra right off the bat i noticed he has 114 ping that's great i love that every single chatter i have has auction internet ready i love that i selectively chose only people no he's fine if it's half bars that's fine if i lose it's not fine wait is he [Laughter] [Laughter] [Applause] i can't breathe i can't fight when i can't breathe no not like this wait no i lost my sound oh my god wait i don't have sound bro wait a minute what the [ __ ] is the strategy hey wait hold up i don't have my headphones on pod oh oh my god uh you what you're doing right now nightmare it's making me disrespect not average back for connor is this what oh my god that does 30 percent every time wait and the winner is okay it is messy three it is invested three it is just a three wow okay wow wow wow wow wow wow wow this is gonna be the first person to get vip to band for a lesson year okay i can beat this i promise you i can beat this it's not gonna be quick it's not gonna be easy that's gotta hurt but we're gonna do it time's on my side it does 30 every time it's like a 30 combo it's like i hit [ __ ] 10 nairs screenshot for the fans called me fanning negan that's gonna hurt oh i should i should shell stolen wait i have four minutes on the clock i could shelf stolen oh you almost oh ready three two one go sticking to that so major damage wait that's so ridiculous bro perfect oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] foreign no no oh my god that's harder than dark souls that was that was scarier than dark souls all right he's vip he's also banned but he is vip vip negneg tm ban magnet tm we'll make it short it's so simple but so powerful the first move does 30 damage per hit so that's your combo you don't need multiple moves the second move kills and recovers hey six months think of the mystery out of him anyway congrats all right so the the he did it to me too it's it's fine it's fine he's made who that rage quit twice poor hoodie yeah deserved man fighter michelangelo select your stain reptiles to your honest character yeah he's [Music] how long was the band just two years one year for each movie used oh no don't try that on me don't try that on me you [ __ ] sponge oh imagination no oh see that's what we're talking about that's what i'm talking about that's where spongebob's hard to recover when he goes straight below and straight up like he sweet spots the ledge so it's hard to i almost had him when i almost had him i think if i held nah that's damage ah so annoying i think there's gotta be a way to do it i think if i down air wait i think if i down air doesn't matter you're dead no i'm not he's not dead ah now bro all right thanks for the prime i have no thoughts on that subject there it is there it is i did it when i actually adapted i adapted to the one i saw that he was doing that and then when there is down here michael through the stage down here that's height wait i'll rematch him i think i do that again [Music] i adapted game two and then it's like it's just tough it's scary this is what it is it's scary because reptar kills i should down there again wait i know what he's doing i know what he's doing if i time that down i can get him every time no it's hard to stand up oh oh they sent you this way oh wait a minute i'm i'm innovating dude i'm changing the [ __ ] game where's my rank i'm like 600 600 going for 700 today gonna get it you're dead [Music] not today you're dead but you will be dead now you're dead i'm not dead now i meant now in like the cosmic sense how we're all in the grand scale of time thousands of years hundreds of millions of years we're all just a fraction of a millisecond and distinguishable you are the results are in and the winner is michelangelo 637 we're moving up we should play aidan ross what's he at i saw you on top stream recently yeah i'm using some new stuff but i learned from toe so let's see if that wants to play let's see if big t wants to play what's up big t wanna play [Music] oh no aiden ross the character is aiden ross in this game he feels like a knick character i feel like i can't tell much different between lincoln loud and aiden ross they're not he's always unlockable competitive play well i just need to call ludwig a nerd loser and i unlock aiden ross uh probably everyone's top tier or no he's definitely topped here oh because of that because of that because of that i'm dead cat dog's nuts but i've found that you can do that i can give cat dog bro cat dogs recovery ass ass ass bad so it sort of becomes whether he can kill me with that [ __ ] giant up dog before i can kill him oh get up [ __ ] you joy for strawberry bro if they if they got rid of the thing where you could instantly air dodge out of your [ __ ] hit stun and go forward i would kill every single character in this game with no hesitation and i'll do it anyway no up dog dude okay oh all right it's a nail biter oh it's not no better the winner all right let's see if we can do it again play nice you don't know what's up dog nothing much man what's up with you oh he he read me i'm getting read by a cat dog player you're dead you're dead cat dogs you're done ah oh he's trying to do that i don't see most cat dogs use that you're dead again perfect okay dog hold up my recovery i think so yeah may defend i mean i think i've heard that leo is just like better than than mikey so if you can't beat mikey you're definitely not gonna beat leo oh oh wait anyone's game oh he always does that i need to remember that i need to remember that well it doesn't matter now wear pants nobody wears pants what is downward dog conor ate all the pants quote this is funny captain q a thank you for the 17 months with the comment no pants how come toph is not it was funny i don't think you guys get it no i usually dog on quack but when he drops a banger joke like that a [ __ ] out of nowhere lol w slam a jamma you guys don't get the thing is okay let me see if i can explain it in your simple brains his username is connory's pants so quack with a sly smile he giggled a little bit to himself he said what if there were no pants in the game because conor ate them all put it together put it together and you're gonna say oh and you're gonna [ __ ] laugh dude because that that's that's humor that's like new yorker [ __ ] you know what i mean that's like you put that in a magazine that's like political commentary it's like he's not just making us laugh he's teaching us something about society sometimes quack has that he's got that ability i do check on toef because i would told top that we were gonna do this tier list today i still don't get it yeah i mean listen not everybody's gonna get it yo join call all right let's see if i can be tough and then we're going to do a tier list of all the characters in this game canonically [Music] big hey oh what's up you messaged me i have one question for you what's that lay it on me did you see the confirm i did not i haven't ever shown up but i didn't see the confirm oh okay tell me about the confirm uh well it's nasty is what it is you're streaming right i'm streaming right now what's up can you talk to them in my streamer voice so it's really uh well i just let us out of the truck flop uh say hey hey choco flock say hi to toph oh did you see the confirm no i'm paul bust i've messed it uh dude i'll usually every time you know i mention the truck flop you go it's not the truck flop but it seems like you've accepted it i haven't accepted it i just there's something about literally fighting no no no no no no no no no no no i feel like you said uh oh yeah say hi flop no no no no no sun tzu taught me that you must only fight the battles all right wait okay you've actually convinced me [Laughter] anyway everyone's saying hi big t um do you want to play if you want to do our tier list yeah let's do it i'm i this guy's on last talk i'm done after this okay i've been grinding i think i got better i think i learned some new stuff i was really feeling good about today and then one of my chatters challenged me for vip he picked reptar and he only used reptar's upbeat and the fire breath literally only that for a best of three and beat me two one two one yeah that's the five you you got those best that's the five i think i adapt i truly believe that but the best of three's best of three it it was insane just 30 based damage toef 30 base damage 30 a lot of damage if you get it with fire into fire that's like you got hit with like a 12 move combo from someone else that says 60 like aang does like 19 moves to do sixty percent um who's i talk uh void void breaks his hands through sixty percent and this guy pressed zombie twice oh i have a question for you was the person you played neck neg it was an egg nick it was negnik is he in your chat you gotta abandon bro it's kind of a solidarity thing because i said that i would give him vip which i did but then i also banned him for a few days just so he wouldn't get too high on a horse you know and so i would love if you could in solidarity with me as a fellow content creator and lover of the the purity of the game which he was disrespecting if he could just ban him as well so he has nowhere to chat today that would be and then tomorrow he can talk about it all he wants or whenever i bring him back two days all right listen i'm gonna let chat uh here we're gonna decide on this one all right cause here's i'm convinced by your argument however as a fellow content creator word on the streets is that negneg is an illustrious member of what's known as the s3k that's three cases a fellow content creator so what do we do with that is part of the consecrator brotherhood yeah option one ban option two time out option three everyone in chapman please go to tufts channel and spam ban please god go to tom's channel i'll spam it right now and spam the ban option i need to change this you're the coin flip oh you want to do the coin flip gambit no also i think i i messed the pull up and i didn't add the three i did wait wait redo the pull reader the pull i didn't do the third option i only did bad in timeout which is actually really bad that's actually awesome keep that up okay uh ban time out nothing all right there we go three options okay i'm dead for the coin flip damn three off actually you know what if we get nothing if three wins we'll coin flip it okay wow that's pretty good odds for me that actually is yeah good this is a good one we got a good a i think we win the poll straight out but if we don't we have a backup 50 50. i like the wrong channel i keep adding underscores to your [ __ ] name did you use that underscore no it's my twitter as an underscore that's what it is and my venmo if anyone wants to it was the same as my twitter you know you know it's cool check out his venmo it's dope well i can contact his venmo you know it's really funny because three is like you know objectively four content it would be the funnest because it's the coin flip but one band is still winning listen you didn't get you have to watch it you didn't have to watch three games of him literally spamming up with reptar and like okay the way to counter that for my pov because i couldn't directly challenge it because i would have to avoid reptar's upbeat landing and then dash it into a quick like mikey nair or two yeah so that's like 10 percent annoying so my strategy to defeat it was so slow and so it became a real stall it was like a last thought game three and then i got it with one ah okay you describing it to me actually is making me garn even more sympathy towards you because i [ __ ] hate heavies yeah and i kind of like like listen i'm not saying he didn't defeat me fair and square i want that to be very clear and at the end of the day if i can't think about me yeah but i gave him vip too i ordered my word yeah you gotta bam the banners have it well you know we'll let him fill out an unbanned request and uh yeah maybe at the end of the night maybe at the end of the night we'll do a single unban request and it'll be neg-neg and i love that i love that plan yeah we'll see what he has to say for himself but let's uh let's get in the lobby let's do it yeah let's play big two oh plan for ben oh that's an idea that was a good idea you know what actually yeah please please roll and smoke this reptar okay you're still you can hear me right yeah he can hear me okay you beat me to best of three i will unban you please roll and smoke this reptar that would be amazing that's all i need to see and then i'll let me see what i can do i will uh i will learn from your ways yeah we're not i don't know we'll we'll see what happens here okay i'm pretty nice i'm a bit of a stubborn player tough i don't like to adapt in the moment i have to grind it out you got to check the tapes drop the tape talk with coach no truly right i'm a grinder i'll practice it but i usually have to figure out my game plan after a game or before a game technique why do we have 100 milliseconds whatever it's fine that's right yeah that's what's called a reference every shadow right yeah bro i'm so mad at this laggy april that just just dash attacked earlier uh you mean reptar are you talking about something no it was an april there was an april like this the ladder's infested with dashbacking aprils i don't know if you've seen that yeah yeah yeah oh he teleported at me all right let's see what we got here yeah i'm starting to see what's happening here yeah you're seeing a pattern okay you see you see how he did 60 to you you see how you hit a bunch of moves on him and then 55 and then he hit downbeat into downbeat i'm powdered toastman so i'm a little stronger than you are i understand that yeah i couldn't yeah also yeah can you tell me what move that is though the um the the smash is it a down smash no that well no the he's hitting you with his upbeat or he's like recovery it's not that unsafe and blob all right i actually think i know what to do okay i hope you do because i can't stand oh well it doesn't work there let me tell you that it'll be that's his down special yeah yeah bro look at that he put two lips at well hang on does this game not have shield break also wait isn't his strategy not very good if i'm surviving till uh you know yeah i mean he should throw in a jab but he doesn't if he just threw in like any move when you're at 359 percent wait i actually like like this because this feels like a labbing session to me [Laughter] you know what i mean this feels productive actually because i need to like i want to know how to interact with this move it didn't feel productive for me specifically yeah yeah yeah that makes sense 459 yeah that's like bad for him that's bad yeah yeah you understand that that is bad yeah yeah hang on oh he did a fireball wait he's the ancient words were broken okay i feel like you're you're starting to get a hang of this i am that does do a lot of damage though it's automatic look at that three of those hits into each other was a hundred percent combo yeah yeah yeah why doesn't he uh kill at a lower percent though you know what i mean i don't know bro i don't know he doesn't have a yeah well that should kill yeah okay let me people are saying it's unsafe on block it's actually not unsafe and only i'm saving people you could just shield the you can't i tried it yeah yeah you need to you can do another one out of it before you can hit him with anything and if you try to do something you can get hit with a fire which is 30 percent man if he just makes it like actual moves this is making me think rip dart i don't know i i'm um yeah right no it's really hard it might be because of the ping i'm not sure oh my god i'm not gonna rematch it yeah it's game one that was game one yeah this seems uh yeah i think if he does normal stuff in between this could be really good but i'm also not sure because it is really [ __ ] laggy so it could just be because the lag that feels that strong i don't know you know what i mean listen laggy april's lager up there's all the deal with today oh yeah it's the worst he did another move that feels like cheating okay this is really laggy magnet's going to play void imagine negan [ __ ] spamming down beyond void chat losing their minds the combo what what happened there though that was a roll back that was a rollback that was a relationship again he's also jiggly listen i want you know he's also jiggling his ethernet cable he literally has one hand on his controller because he only takes two moves and he has the other end of the ethernet cable and he's jiggling there's an ethernet right i'm not really that convinced it's not great yeah he alternates between internet and wi-fi by jiggling it and his wi-fi is the worst and he set up shop in romania to [ __ ] play on a he's in a romanian basement yeah reptar does not diet playing on actual dial up he's using his phone as a hot spot and his phone is nokia nextel wireless from 93. his phone is a brick cell phone that the wall street executives used in the 80s and he's using that as a hotspot okay i like this jab combo you've got going yeah that's uh you know you know what that's actually an infinite if i do it correctly if you can patch it uh i i practiced it for like a little bit earlier all right um okay i think i've got i think i'm starting to get a hat a lot all right listen i i won game two as well the same way two stops and i felt i thought i had a handle on it but let me tell you yeah sometimes he mixes in well he's trying to do moves now that's what he's that's that's what's screwing him up he's trying to do moves i feel like that's what i want though yeah i don't know if he's a move user you know what i mean that's what i'm saying when he tries to remove that makes him worse yeah all the moves he's trying to mix it are making it so you can just kill him with yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't think he should do this yeah i think no moves buddy you need to get more of those 30 yeah there you go i think we've got a little bit of a handle on it that's adaptation oh god why am i alive i'm heavy too is the thing yeah you're also heavy i am also heavy i can't almost lift that oh that's crazy okay i think we've got a yeah we got this one i don't know let's see yeah yeah i think you being heavy is helping because you're taking a couple more upbeats yeah and i was able to take but i was also getting hit with more downbeats i'll be honest with you all right he got you one i could literally let him knock watch this i'm going to let him knock me down yeah fall to the floor yeah and then i can just get it well okay i did it i think i could literally get up attack from there live oh because yeah i see what you're saying yeah okay yeah i think that's it wow 172 oh my god i'll watch this i think this is a problem he's actually living that's a combo you see that i'm gonna see oh i should have done that earlier nice yeah all right people you are free the giant has been slain you did take a game oh my god i actually feel like that was productive i actually feel like i learned a lot about those moves that actually felt i felt like i learned absolutely nothing i was mad so i'm glad you love me a good attitude about it and i saw some things you were doing that maybe will be practical for me if i lost that's exactly how i would have felt [Laughter] but because i won i could sit here and do it oh you know we adapted and uh we learned a lot i think i did i don't know hey fill it in a bad bad request we'll uh we'll get back to you at the end of the night all right and nick i want to send you an amazon amazon affiliate link later for what's called an ethernet cable so what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to hook that up to your computer it's going to improve your gaming experience i'll be in your dms i made that exact same joke to the april i made the earlier same one that's good humor that's that that's good humor i can tell that we have a similar top-tier sense of humor i'm gonna be i'm gonna be happy who that right now i'm [ __ ] love who that who dad is my favorite member of s3k so far he seems to be uh often like my favorite but i like them all as well can you um yeah invite me or i'll invite you it's puppies public lobby it's true it is a public law it doesn't matter though right well the only thing i worry about is when there's people in a public lobby doesn't it um lag or is that how it works that's a good question um well no i guess well no i guess uh here i'm going to make a match i'm in this so yeah all right so i mean in theory right it's just us but i don't know yeah we'll just see all right we'll just see we'll just see oh what happened hey thank you for the prime will was here looking good yeah get up that oh yeah i am 13. i am low i'm low oh wait you're uh you're lower rated than rubbing in this game no no no uh we're talking about the twitch earnings because i just leaked oh okay oh hell yeah oh damn you're not talking well you started more recently right yeah i'm just gonna [ __ ] a year yeah yeah yeah you probably would have been top thousand if i'm a working man oh baby more people do the uh what i'm calling the top dash which is where you do the dashboard if you have your momentum right you should actually do your marking uh whatever this week on uh whatever day you went did you do it this week uh no because of this game i think yeah that makes sense you can do it on uh yeah you know i'm not gonna be tough i don't think so just talking about the top dash you think okay i think you're solid you don't think you're a little bit biased uh no no i just don't know yeah all right i heard you think about it so i know you're being honest damn i heard you pause and think about it so there's no way you could have oh [ __ ] dude it's like the cat dog slayer because they always go up with that stupid strong upper and you do that yeah so good against the net play cat dogs of which there are many why what of which there are many that is peru baby that's the fuss oh oh yeah [Music] oh nice oh nice little nice little uh grab dash oh you're good oh my god yeah i guess that makes sense oh yeah the top dash oh yeah um next time [Music] you invented that yesterday for the first time no one ever did it and then no one ever did it talked about it and then everyone on ladder was doing it today after you and minute yesterday you have pioneered the meta starting yesterday i doubt it called street's called top dash streets do call it tough dashing and if we talk about it enough on enough streams it will become the lexicon it will it will and also a lot by the way yeah the guy tried to join the game and i understand you were right well you know if you um how about i just create and invite you because that is yeah and that way i don't type in this number which is going to be a real plain little cringer there it is a real cringer yeah yeah yeah yeah uh i'm liking this game more every day i played i gotta tell you it's fun there's some [ __ ] that's annoying but it's also um really fun so and also the games are so fast that i never feel too invested they never feel like i don't know yeah you know i never feel triggered on my channel that's a good point i learned the initial set up for tony the one i pioneered is actually the one where you do an aerial and your dash down that's the actual sofa also the token that was that one that one i invented we're gonna give you credit for both though i think just to make it easy for them you're actually right yeah you're right you're actually right i think anytime you air dash in the air i'll help dash it all over dude now dodge oh no oh ow i think that's too risky for me going off stage against a lot of characters oh you actually read me but i [Music] all right come hit you with your truck oh no i didn't no i didn't oh you went up there you went up there yeah i did go up there oh i thought i thought okay powdered toast man oh no almost when i miss yeah no you're comboing me using your mousse [Music] you're trying to hit me with your freaking grapple you can't do that right now you can't you can't hit but then you die no i'm trying to do it but i'm aiming towards you and then i want to flick it back and it's nothing hard i'll be honest it's left in the right but i just i often don't do it you know what it is it's because it's not like how it works in melee what do you mean that's why okay okay stop hitting me so in melee in this game if i'm in the air and i just start holding left i'll just turn around immediately unless i'm holding strafe right see that yeah you just turn around yeah and so that determines which way you want to be so you actually need to like turn around you need to manually turn around oh i have to oh i have to be trying i think that's how it works i think that's that works and you can input um you can input a like diagonal of b the way you do in melee but you got to make sure you're hitting that true diagonal because this game doesn't have analog oh i just i just you just proved it to me yeah it doesn't right if you don't hit that true diagonal if you're like up left slightly yeah it goes right oh that's what's happening yep yeah it's not like melee right now uh tough you just solved it that's happened to me so much today now you gotta turn around or you have to [ __ ] okay true diagonals okay really go into that groove on your controller yeah all right i'm not i'm gonna laugh i'm a lap [ __ ] you're a lab monster do you even learn [ __ ] every day i try to get [ __ ] 2x better he teaches me [ __ ] the point of you know this game though is very very it's really important to survive and i can't seem to remember to do it i did it like once today and i was feeling good oh that's an idea oh good movement out of shield trying to use um i'm trying to use like shine how to shield more oh no oh that could have been a kill no i i uh uh i like it i like it it's kind of you know ominous oh yeah it had the romanian sense i've got a romanian the mind because of uh yeah uh i haven't watched anything in romania it's in romania they have vampires i know you have the rapper better you know let me tell you let me tell you me too let me tell you let me tell you everything about the money you can miss me with it oh no yeah i know i gotta mix it up every time and i like definitely you definitely can get me per year i guess yeah that's prettier that's happened like in those i'm losing yeah yeah i mean you know it's like 21. yeah that's it oh no whoa yeah it's my favorite stage with toss i will say it's harder to cover here with um powder doesn't matter uh yeah whatever it's fine uh if anything i need to get used to it because everyone everyone goes goes here yeah this stage is engaged random oh oh nice nice nice oh oh no [Music] if you're fighting ptm ptm ptm pt man does counter cover like falcon that's a good way to think about it he does yeah ready but he doesn't have like a drift he goes a lot further but he can like mix up between drifting well he doesn't have a hip hop right he does on the way up on the way up okay but all the way up we're just the beginning all the way up oh sorry what we're saying uh no i'm most the way up i think because people that have hitbox right the very tippy top apex have been the toughest ones for me to that's more like spongebob and stuff right oh that was a nice combo no oh barely no oh what happened oh whatever no [Music] oh no how do you even get to the ledge if you're like under the middle you can't right i need my yeah i need my jump and off sometimes i need my jump and my air dash yeah because yeah you go the wrong way and then it doesn't you're [ __ ] yeah yeah link kepler the vid the top dash vid can you put the word tote dash in the name of the vid jonathan if you want you can [Music] i think it's called the technique that you probably aren't doing although i will say people did it today like people were doing the soap dash oh there was um a reptar who kept doing it and i couldn't kill him because they just lived to a million percent [ __ ] [ __ ] okay i'm getting infinite that's actually once you missed the first tech it's actually an interview although i should have finished it by first nationally yeah they're probably gonna pass it out like oh that's a big move yeah yeah it's been better than i thought i didn't think you could make it back oh nice that was sick yeah i had to catch the timing it's like regarding samus yeah yeah yeah yeah i should i mean i'm trying not to use it because it's gonna get taken out for sure but you can't just like show it yeah yeah i'm entering a tournament tomorrow so i gotta learn it because you know they're not gonna patch it up by tomorrow let's put it that way are you what the if they do i'm down i wonder if they'll let mikey keep one shell jumping because i think it's sick yeah one would be nice if you just lose his height over time or something yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh anyway you want to do the uh tearless after a couple more yeah i'm down this chats chat's been looking forward to it they're excited they're excited and also we're gonna need them because i don't know lincoln i don't know i don't know his power you know i know some of these guys unfortunately for all players has a giant um diaper full of [ __ ] that he hits you with yeah that's just like his finishing the move yeah why what why you were pressuring me that was pressure no no yeah i should've just gone left i got a tiger oh my god ah i went for the diagonal no i'm getting [Music] yeah because it's fun and i like it and who's in the tournament tomorrow what are you doing there it's like an invitational it's like a lot of strong players i'm in uh nickelodeon is it the it's not the nickelodeon one it's it's a melee sad post is actually putting it and it's uh but it's a lot of good a lot of good players in it you know dude um i still think what made the best i watched club playboy today yeah well it's good he lost in the tournament 3-2 but right right waxing him sometimes with his nigel really yeah oh really literally beating the [ __ ] i'm saying i i i i believe it club seems incredible i did not know that he's amazing yeah he is a he's the best damn player ever he he played uh guess who thunder is playing in uh [Music] really and when he started playing uh dk was bottom five and by the time he was done dk was like a top tier wait crazy some say crazy might even be crazy jury's still out siri's still out yeah so yeah that's hope dash is crazy it's crazy it goes crazy it goes hard it goes dumb hard it goes down hard oh the shell little landing mix-up for the fans oh you're nudged look at the space here spacing shell's amazing like it's like meta knight tornado or what oh so let's just go in oh you got me but i'm living you're living right yeah with the shell very nice when you hit with the skateboard you go even worse angle skateboard's so sick if you hit it with it oh no yeah make sure you think about that shotgun make sure you think about that again that's true i did think about that stacking oh you're nuts zane with the raid hey thanks i got some new [ __ ] that i laughed at this game i'm i'm in that tournament tomorrow see you there even though i'm not in i'm in cody's pool i'm definitely not playing tough [Music] what's your control i think i did that on a reaction oh wow i'm not hitting he's not even a vip what the hell what's going on with zayn you know it is zayn never hangs out on my chat that's that's classic saying dude classic scene not hanging out in chat they'll drop a ray but you'll never hang out in your chat that's classic zayn they call him zane the flake [Laughter] as of today they do hey thanks and though appreciate that i was playing melee today craig has a millionaire i played a lot of millionaires actually dude going back to melee after playing this game it it it's a weird feeling for like the first at least 10 minutes i feel like it sounds crazy parts of melee would feel slow to me you're playing foxwoods but no definitely still still like this game is all action i feel like i'm always fighting there's not a single moment you're not oh hey connor gave me a sub thanks for the 14 months connor honor oh it did conor the tournament winner i think connor subbed when i was watching you play the reptar and said i did all this first i didn't read his stuff for a while but his message was i did all this first which is pretty funny perfect he was sort of the pioneer for reptar upbeat downbeat um i do both i do both all right let's do it how do we do this let's open up a is there can we collaborate on a [ __ ] that is such a good question tier-less generator i guess one of us should just come and control the tier list and then the other one can just uh um uh we can also pull it up together we all have it and then we just we agree on it we move to the same spot yeah oh yeah that's exactly that's exactly right you're that's a you're a [ __ ] genius we can pull up this no this is a video i'm looking for nick all stars tier list all right so chad what we're going to be doing next is me and toph renowned melee commentator and top gamer in general world class gamer are going to be ranking the nick all-stars characters on something much more important than their gaming prowess on their canonical power level who among the nick all-stars cast would actually win in a fight assuming cartoons became reality uh i love that let's i have a i have this i love that you called me a renowned gamer i want to say i think you're a renowned gamer thanks man i appreciate that i just wanted to say i want to say that the sentiment is mutual uh and i've seen uh some of the hitman highlights you know i feel like yeah i was gonna say not to tune my own horde here but i do feel like i feel like i've finally put something into the gamer sphere that i feel i really i'm really proud of and that is a you know i got like every world record i i didn't just get one you know if you go through the list every single master world record i got it all right now so it's like seven world records and then i retired and it's like that's that's pretty cool i was the first person to ever beat all three games under 30 minutes uh on master wow so like that's insane at the end of the day i'm sure they'll all get beaten eventually but you know there's there's there's something well someone's gotta someone's gotta put the you know yeah someone's gonna put the uh the right someone's gonna be the pioneer you're the pioneer that's what i'm saying i think i would if here's what i'm here's what i think is true if summoning salt ever made a video about hitman speedrunning he would put me in it i think you'd be the first person i think i would be in it yeah and that's cool that's like all right that's that's that's dope that's a win uh connery's pants said yeah that's kool-aid truck but i was the first person to win a nick all-stars tournament so yeah you're right all right i wasn't comparing again there's no comparison between what you've accomplished conor and what i'm talking about here i'm just in my own little world i've i've made a all right so i've got this to your list open uh is this all the characters i feel like this is and i'm linking uh i got yeah i found a good one too it might we might be it might be the same one link me yours we will compare right now i linked it in discord probably very similar because i found one that didn't have every character i found one that had oh mine is more characters yours doesn't have toff well that's so yours is probably gonna use yours yep yeah mine has uh the avatar characters were added last okay okay let's rank these on their canonical power level actually you know what i should do is move this right here oh my god that is so perfect and then editor well how do i you know and then i could just like do this wait what is this bar here yeah this check that check that out dude that i just i just [ __ ] fly moderate i'm gonna pull out i love obs and i just made it my [ __ ] basically because i turned this into a perfect tier list all right let's try to make it dark mode oh yeah is that a like a browser extension i have an extension that auto forces dark mode on everything and oh that's so sick it is nice for most things except for content creation where it often is a problem yeah because like yesterday chad was making powerpoints for this thing and they all had normal text in their powerpoints and it was unreadable because it was it was like black font on a black it would auto force the background to black even if they had black text on a white background and i couldn't read a single one of their powerpoints that i was opening that is weird that is weird all right where do we start should we start with um i guess we can just keep these guys in order right so wait let's make a let's let's let's change the colors here so let's get the column and we can name it why is the yellow so not good can i add a row above no there's really no bro is this auto forcing just an ugly piss yellow is that what i'm getting i'll use green i'll use green that's what i'll do it's your extension that's so all right you know what we're gonna do this is gonna sound cringe please don't please don't hit me for this i'm gonna use microsoft edge microsoft edge wait what are you doing i'm going to the edge why is there should i go to the edge no i'm going to the edge because um oh my god microsoft edge is so ugly wait it looks so good on the other one no i'm not doing this no we'll use this well the colors are fine no bro i'm not i can't go to the i can't turn off the extension because it's not an extension in the way that you're thinking it's like in chrome it's like a program that i [ __ ] installed and forgot about and lost i can't find it i looked for it it's like named uh romania dark xe or something like that it's a virus it's not right on the brain i'm pretty sure it's bitcoin mining on my computer right now and i can't i don't want to turn it off because they need the bitcoin they need the [ __ ] yeah they wouldn't have put a bitcoin mine on your computer if they didn't really need they need it exactly all right so you know how to put it on someone else's computer we can all use our own colors it's not a big deal i will use these colors and i can wait to look at your chat and see what sick colors oh you picked some dope looking colors i did i'm going i'm going absolutely handbook i wish the [ __ ] bee wasn't such a bright green but what are you gonna do yeah the green is bright there we go we'll do this okay i'm doing this this is a spread this is a solid tier list okay your s and your a looks so much like brighter that i almost feel like you're trying to do like a visual distinction of how much strong's above it yes yes you get it which could be intentional that was on purpose okay okay okay so we can start i almost uh we can just go through this oh you know what hmm [Music] i'm thinking we start bottom right because you're tough let's start with toff and we'll go bottom right to the zoom top to zoom okay okay yeah and we're gonna have to do some rebounds along the way so like just intuitively speaking i feel like if we're starting with the avatar characters aren't they all gonna be dumb strong yeah aren't they right yeah they're dumb strong for sure for sure they're dumb strong i think [Music] yeah they're definitely dumb as strong but they we still have to balance them against each other all right so let's yeah okay fair yeah let's rebounces as we go i think toff if we're talking avatar is bottom tier of avatar yeah bottom tier of avatar because ang and korra are literally avatars you know they're an avatar it's not an avatar the show wasn't called yeah was it called the earth [Laughter] she can bend metal people are saying that people are saying she invented metal bidding but there's no [ __ ] way toff stands up one to one to either anger cora in combat she cannot be asked here a tier or beats here is what we're kind of landing on because she could be bottom of s right i suppose should be bottom of s i think we got to balance it uh we start wide and then we narrow it as we as as they fill in the gaps our wide narrow it okay start wide and arrows start whitening so i think we put it on a let's let's throw it for now and then we can see what happens at the end okay all right so cora and ang together almost i think both s are we like both s who's stronger yeah brain dead yeah i don't know i mean they're from different eras right right rakura came after aang i feel like if i'm cora and i'm the next in the lineage of avatars i feel like i'm going to pick some stuff up from aang so i feel like cora should be able to do you know what i mean wait i'm changing my title because everyone's asking why they think i'm doing an actual cheerleader some people that are just joining i'm putting angora just top people like cora's back can one of my mods please put uh lore in the title lower to your list not just to your list someone someone make that you can't okay i will do it [Laughter] and atrioc lore to your list okay done okay cora has aang's experience as an avatar they do share that in the avatar lore don't you have the power of all previous avatars but i feel like aang who isn't isn't um he's not dead right is he dead in coral i forget this is spoilers i forget he's just old dude he's just old right yeah no he is dead he is dead yeah yeah yeah that's like a version he is dead he's long dead actually okay you can only have one avatar at a time listen wait then sora has to be above egg the best killers in history i would put myself above genghis khan and jack the ripper because i'm alive and they're both dead that's a stupid [ __ ] argument doesn't make any sense i want to throw it out there and see how you respond i just think ang vs cora if they were to actually fight who do things come out on top they're peaks no at at their nick age so i think adult and probably washes cora but this is this is young ang in in the nick game this is a tv show oh then right into the series like at the end of like in the final fight at avatar yeah uh aang is doing some stuff let me tell you he's strong so and he can canonically and nick ulster's brawl has access to that move which means it's end of avatar last airbender he [ __ ] up firelord yeah you're right toff beat korra people are saying yeah but i mean not at her full power level old top beat cora corado18 is better than aang at 12. i think that's also a good point jorah 18 is better than that at 12 huh but again isn't it end of the show aang because he has of the show but isn't he still like 12 at the end like how he's still i'm saying i would start avatar state ang versus end of the show cora who's stronger basically end of end [Music] avatar state ang versus yeah i feel like it's aang i also feel like dang what's your chat saying i feel like there's some core defenders but i think at the end of the show aang is is kind of a goat right that's how i feel that's how i feel and also most people that i know didn't finish watching cora how could we know how strong she was at the end if we didn't finish watching it and it puts the egg ass egg atop the best here that's that's and and just ahead of course just barely edging on a cora okay that's that's i think that's the order i would have settled on as well i agree with you uh ren and stephanie give me your gut feeling here at thought process there are two of them and so if we're doing like red and snippy versus i don't know spongebob there's like one spongebob and two red and stimpys so i feel like they have the edge over everyone else who's relatively normal because there's two of them it's just if you have in a fight if there's two of you right you got numbers now that being said uh oh i also feel like red and stippy you know it kind of had that kind of adult cartoon kind of vibe so it felt like some you know maybe they'd get they'd be down to get a little bit more violent right right but they're clearly not puffed here because often create earthquakes and [ __ ] so i think off would get them i want you to take a look at my screen and see if you have any agreement yeah hit me because i added sort of a new tier and i spelled even the word wrong actually wait i don't see it on your screen oh maybe maybe i've got a lagged out version of your wait really oh there we go there we go there we go no i've just gotta i gotta refresh your twitch i i i feel like these are um i feel like ren stimpy is terrible i feel like they have no combat prowess whatsoever let's look you know what we'll do is while i'm going to google a youtube clip rin and stimpy fighting all right okay i'm down all right this is called ren and stimpy disturbing scenes uh okay hey why don't you screen share to me your browser window and i'll do the same because you're because twitch is kind of lagging you know what i mean so by the time you make me look at your yeah i'm gonna do the same to you i have just shared with you so efficient there it is all right i'm watching disturbing scenes of running stimpy oh man yeah yeah so this guy just she's grated his arm off and then rubbed a lemon on it how the [ __ ] was this for kids oh how the [ __ ] was this for kids it's not that's why i'm saying red and snippy okay look there's something to be said for the fact that even if red and stempy aren't combat built characters this is not real this is not real okay wait it could be real but it's got a tyc we're gonna watch ren anger this one ren anger [Music] all right look how angry ren is in this scene this is like the fight he's ready for combat i knew it yeah red anger is the one that's just called red anger i'm streaming and sharing it yeah yeah i got it i got it well at least i'm home i can follow my intellectual pursuits [Music] dude this is what i'm saying man i think red and stimpy even if they don't have combat prowess have you seen how mango fights just like not giving up mango fights to the death right and i think red and stiff like i would not want to get a fight with these [ __ ] i feel like they would you know what i mean they would fight dirty they would be gouging your eyes out you know they would like drop it and there's two of them okay all right i'm coming around i'm scared of them i'm also scared of them this this show is more psychotic than i remember i can't believe kids watch this i remember being scared i thought it was just the art it's it's actually not a cartoon for children the guy grated his arm open sprinkled lemon he's poking him in the eye yeah he's literally poking him in the eye which by the way did i call it yeah you did call it you actually literally called it did i oh he is poking his eyeball okay wait let me just i'm gonna fast forward a bit because he's got a bit of a monologue [Music] and stimpy by the way did not flinch [Music] talks about what he's gonna do to him he never actually does anything i like the game huh do you really like it it's our favorite game like all right you know what i'm a little bit like it's just too terrifying i can't i got i turned it off right dead beer yeah i think reddit red and snippy cannot duh because here's the thing i think they [ __ ] every other normie up so they're not gonna you know they're not gonna be i'm gonna put them in c then if you want but i think i think they're probably a d but we'll start at c i mean like let's start with c i think they're all they're scary don't get me wrong but i think they're all talk i just watched that full clip of him talking about what he's gonna do and actually do anything all right um april o'neil april neil i mean april o'neil does she fight she doesn't fly i've april o'neil april o'neil fight fight googling the exact same thing oh wait april all of the top results are just nickelodeon all-stars brawl by the way one of the top videos all the times april o'neil got kidnapped and it's a seven minute long video of april getting kidnapped over and over and over again there's no way april is literally kidnapped by every possible henchman in this universe straight to d straight to d right i'm putting her in garbage too oh you have an exercise i added an f because i think we're gonna need some some variety i think we're gonna need the ability to like truly yeah like non-combat almost i think bottom tier is basically like these people don't fight there's another video called april getting beaten up moments and it's just people getting beaten up it's just a thousand view video of april getting the [ __ ] kicked out of her april o'neil getting pumped okay oh my god bro she's getting worked oh my god this is also a bad side verb combat every time i try to search for anything like i found a video called april and you're getting beat up but it's a video of nickelodeon all-star bro the game yeah that's terrible that's terrible okay april neil is god tier in the game she's very she's incredible but um oh what is this tmnt april beating everyone up moments well hang on what's this this is some 3d animation oh she just stabbed this guy hang on she's psychic wait she's psychic [Music] when did april o'neil have psychic powers it's the same 3d animation that is that april getting beaten up this is a different paper not the same show yeah you know what here's the deal i can't count this and i'm not going to count the other one i think i want to count this april the all the time april that came out because that's the april we're seeing in the game we're saying outfit yeah the same outfit and this april did not fight this april only got kidnapped and so i got to put her in an absolute garbage tier absolute garbage non-combat tier if you want to be nice yeah yeah okay down for that okay i'm really interested in the next one i'm really interested in the next one next one oh sandy cheeks because if you remember yeah sandy cheeks isn't she canonically really strong she's strong as hell top five sandy feats of strength is a video that i found oh please i don't super remember what caused her to be in this hate sandy feats of strength am i seeing it through your stream where's your how am i hearing it though oh maybe you're watching my stream about it oh no it's because it discord it's because it discord wait just stop sharing because i'll pull it up i'll just pull it up yeah just stop sharing because i'm getting double sound so she's the strongest critter in the bikini bottom [Music] oh [Music] i can't afford dry cleaning so she's super strong i haven't seen all these episodes okay she literally rips the [ __ ] wall off a building bikini bottom she ripped a wall off a building underwater how do you do that [Music] she karate kicked a [ __ ] anchor with perfect form by the way it was perfect to kill a man 510 yards um so either or below coffin that's exactly where i'm at until i'm in the same right i'm in the exact same boat as you i think she's either top of b or she's below in a yeah yeah she's [ __ ] strong super strong i kind of want to put her in okay let's battle it out toff versus sandy cheeks is it close um i think possibly possibly yeah objectively speaking should have the upper hand just because tough is the range advantage no of course and top also can you know use the power of earth bending to really make a mess of oh but it's about the tier right it's about the tiers um [Music] man you want to go with b for now and see if we bump her up yeah let's do b for now and see if we bump her up i do think now that i thought about it more tough is a clear sort of a clear lead on sandy cheeks just on the power of elemental bending you know that's a big advantage sandy chicks is just a squirrel in a space suit at the end of the day no matter how strong she may be her reign she's small and she's she's small she's small yeah yeah i do this is strong but is he combatively uh prepped you know tough i gotta tell you i already want to kick reynon snippy down because having sandy even touching ren and stimpy is a pop they're not even close like sandy is so far ahead of ren and sniff he wants to be a cowardly weird characters with no combat prowess and she's the strongest creature in bikini bottom don't unders cody's really try to hard sell red and snippy here apparently in the movie she pulls down a cruise ship underwater so that's not a normal squirrel at the end of the day that's normal yeah yeah she might be the same tier as toff to be to be frank with you um and she's smart right she might be able to figure out something all right let's put her let's put her let's suppose i actually like where your head's at i'm going to put redstone back to c and i'll put top off sandy bottom of it sandy bottom again i just don't think by the end of this i still think we might end up having top and bottom of s so i agree with you i think top is the more i think about it she's quite strong okay um here's the thing man i don't think cat dog was the kind of show that had yeah so not only are they non-combative i feel like cat dog was a very family-friendly kind of show um yeah it had some you know stranger moments but it was fairly family-friendly here's the deal not only are they not good at combat i never see them win any fights with anybody they're constantly getting bullied by a mouse um but they barely even coordinate their day-to-day life together let alone combat i'm so wrapped up in the cat dog that is in nickelodeon all-stars brawl and i live in constant terror of this character but now i'm thinking about what they're like in the show and they literally can't decide which direction to go exactly they can't even move there's no way they're gonna be a fluid fighting force they might be below april yeah i actually think you're right i think if april were to fight cat dog she would win because honestly i think a real life dog is scarier than hat dog i think cat dog is just the worst version of a real life puppy yeah and april could just kick this thing and beat it i actually think they're terrible yeah let's do a quick research let's just see i mean we could do a quick youtube search cat dog fight i do remember there's one episode where dog watched so many instructional videos that he had a giant brain and became capable of levitating people with his thoughts that was a i mean if it was that cat dog fight i haven't seen that episode why doesn't he have that power in the game that should be one of those cat dog fighting at bed here it is 1999 okay fighting cat dog fighting at bed 1999. and it's cat and dog fighting pillows basically let's see if this if they lose these pillows is a bad sign [Music] they clutch like little babies they're not even fighting they're just arguing oh they ripped a blanket in half though oh look at this one look at the one dog gets buff combat prowess of patrick i'm gonna keep him at d d yeah that for d and i think red and stippy take patrick easy cause i think push comes to sub i think patrick's backing down i think red and snippy go for the [ __ ] throne i agree i think they will actually gouge his eyes out and patrick would not yeah yeah no i think red and snoopy are [ __ ] crazy you seen a lord of the rings recently uh you know when [ __ ] you know sometimes gollum gets upset he jumps like he starts fighting the hobbits and he jumps on him crazy just like raps around there that yeah it's just like i i don't want to deal with that you know what i mean i don't care if i could technically beat him in a fight i feel like i'm walking out of that yeah with like missing teeth and you know ptsd just yeah you just don't yeah yeah all right put patrick's d uh one second all right welcome yes i am brandon from bargaining point crow's co-worker sorry is my co-worker point crow he uh i thought he was my friend no he's not a video he's might he's just a streamer but he won't oh uh he won't call himself my friend he just says we're co-workers we both stream so he rated me and all his chat spammed uh brandon from marketing my co-worker and that's cool and i'm so happy to see a fellow co-worker give me a raid that's classic i know it doesn't mean we're friends but maybe we're getting there hey uh dude i like that i'm going to steal that yeah okay next time next time next time you guys read me be like uh from don't forget all right um do you know anything about the next character no i would [ __ ] love it to be um actually if i had to pick who i wanted it to be i would want another avatar character probably i would want iro or zuko or oh i see how you interpreted my question sorry i meant i i meant do you know anything about the next character in this tier list oh i thought you were oh actually i told you mister said oblina you mean a ballina uh anything i know nothing chat how strong is oblina canonically she's from monster or something let me see oblina move references nickelodeon brawl this seems like it'll be useful all right i'm taking a look this looks useful as well andrew strong down is what you oh this is gross wait what the [ __ ] chat just to let you know this is not this is a tier list of their strength canonically not in the game this is how strong they are if they were brought to life and forced to fight i want you guys to know that yeah she seems like she can actually fight i don't think she's super powerful but like air jump yeah and her strong down air is a heart slam she literally has her heart come out of her would that be a weakness okay but here's what i'm noticing she's kind of like blina's stronger i don't know i can't tell struggle with a bird yeah yeah she struggled with a seagull over a tire that shows that her muscle mass is just not there okay and i think she takes one swift kick yeah she's out like like step on her yeah also that's the hard thing you can like just spin out punch her heart that seems really bad for her i'm watching this video and i'm not convinced that she's tough yeah i i i think i think patrick starr gives her a run for her money i think we put her just above patrick and maybe even i don't even below yeah i think cat dog cat dog's got her i think cat dog's gone i think ren's got her and cat dogs she's not a seat here so i think she's d i think she's d above maybe below patrick above patrick let's go above patrick let's go about patrick yeah yeah yeah people are saying she's gross and not strong and i so i i feel that yeah i think she's gross to not i wouldn't want to fight her but not strong patrick carries a big ass rock homie oh he's at home they call me homie wait do you actually think obliter belongs an absolute garbage then because someone is bringing up the um you know the relation between obelina and april here what happens when april and oblita get into a fight oh april yeah april washes obelina i think just based on size my steps on her yeah let's put up non-combat dude in garbage tears yeah yeah also she spends all her time in garbage it fits so feel right at home okay oh man all right up next uh we got helga pataki uh yeah why do i have two aprons and uh there are two aprils aren't there yeah that's weird whatever i don't think we need to rate both of them i don't think so either so helga you know no wait wait no son there's no shot helga is b below a literal me earthbender and someone who pulled down a cruise ship helga pataki a normal like 11 year old girl from the bronx [Laughter] she's not even actually mean she is actually canonically just a nice child i think she is bottom of d if not i think she might be non-combat she never has any actionable fighting i think she's not coming back yeah i don't know it was another kind of show how got no point beat the [ __ ] out of anybody and was had no super strength or any also in hey arnold if you got hurt it meant something you weren't like a cartoon it wasn't like you shook it off you know yeah you break your arm you have an episode about having a cast that so helga is fragile hang on a minute so there is an argument yeah that coney brought up okay for helga above at least oblina which is uh you can find this video every time helga punches brainy so i'm gonna i'm gonna we're gonna rate her punching form off of this video okay which is a facebook video which is absolutely insane every time a helga punches brainy they're mostly like these kind of this kind of new tear threat to brainy uh yeah that could be a new tier she's got a good match against brainy listen if brady was on this list we have to put him we have to make a new chair at the bottom yeah yeah i don't think brainy would survive on this list but i don't think um i don't know maybe she could beat up ballina i think o'blin is super weak from what i saw in that video i i i have no faith in oblina i could put helga above oblina i agree with that i don't i didn't say i'll bleed a punch anything all right next up we got uh is this another april we're skipping yeah skipping out of april lucas loud yeah help me out loud chat help us out wrong is lucas loud canonically yeah yeah isn't lincoln like six yeah let me first google lincoln what's his name lincoln loud age 11 years okay lincoln love fight okay lincoln loud fight um every sibling argument ever is that gonna be what we want argument's not what we want dude we're not this isn't an argument this isn't basically there's a fight to the death yeah yeah okay there's an episode called brawl in the family the loud sisters are fighting i am seeing nothing in this show that makes me think that people can fight it took me two weeks that's his voice wait have you heard his voice yet last level wait what does he sound like i can't believe you did this sorry oh no i spent all day trying to get back to the trash can okay now this this is a this is literally voiced by psychic in my chat this is no no no no no no this is there's no combat prowess here tough at all i need to try i need to oh my god i think lincoln loud is is canonically the weakest character so far that we have i think he is a whiny 11 year old who looks like a six-year-old yeah there's not much power there there's not much power there yeah y'all should do the cg april with the mind power as a separate character yeah we could use the other april slot for the psychic april with the kids with mind power add the evil villain and then like split your i mean she's just like a or s then right yeah if she's got mind powers that can kill people [Laughter] we'll hold on to that but i'm gonna leave her now because that april did not look like this april's picture um yeah this looks like april with the microphone now which is really not very different i'm seeing danny phantom up next and danny phantom is a very interesting one that i just kind of want to play yeah danny phantom fights a lot danny fans fight every episode i'm pretty sure every single episode danny phantom's fighting and danny phantom wouldn't have a show if he wasn't able to consistently slay villain ass you know what i'm saying if he's not beating up villains consistently you have a video check this out i'm going to link you on this yeah danny phantom best fights one oh that's what i'm talking about and let me tell ya let me tell you the fact that this is best fights one yeah that means there's plenty there's more to come fights yeah means if this guy's got some experience under his belt okay he's going to get news oh [ __ ] okay see not only is he strong with ghost powers but he's smart he's been out yeah oh dear he consistently out thinks his opponents yeah and he's got sick ass smooth he's taking a beating right now but i'm also going to say there's a decent chance he could actually fight toe if not yeah tough i mean if not tough i get right [Music] yeah from what i'm seeing i think he's easily i think toss can't see him i think earthbanding is not good versus a ghost um it's also not really about the head-to-head right yeah yeah yeah i mean listen no it's about their canonical power level sure but uh yeah i mean they should be able to fight each other i mean listen to could fully be strong toff could be stronger with a bad danny matchup irl exactly yeah that's totally fine and i think against the field top is stronger so i agree with you with that um hey i will also say that even if he's not touching the ground it seems like his powers are largely um like sound related and i mean toff can still hear that well but what's she gonna do about it you know what i'm saying it's like big ass earth spike into the air i don't know she's not really instead throw rocks at him i don't know i think it'd be a fair fight i think it'd be like you know i think it'd be a fair fight honestly i think it's so clearly a the more i watch the more i remember danny phantom he is a strong character and i got him in a i think he's above sandy cheeks and yeah i think he's most handy i kind of want to put him above top bro but i'm down for i'd be down um well who's the strongest opponent top beat and who's the strongest opponent danny phantom beat that's good that's gonna be i think they both get waxed by angen cora so and they both beat sandy so to be honest i really don't know i think i think it's down to the head-to-head so far and i think danny would win man he literally can have the rocks just go through him your chat is all thinking danny's ass i didn't watch i only watched a couple episodes really of danny phantom so you know i could easily be swayed on this one it could easily be swayed guys tough beating cora does not count for this tier list because that was early cora before she became fully fledged avatar so we're talking about pete cora avatar state cora that's gonna wax top every day of the week everyone know that's the power of the avatar if toff could canonically beat cora you don't need cora to save the world toff would just do it you have to have the avatar power that's just that's that's factual yeah i feel like if you're avatar avatar then like you are naturally above the other benders yeah all right i mean i'm definitely i'm literally down for danny yes i'm playing with the people who are saying i'm putting danny top a i don't think i think the elemental powers of cora and avatar will beat the [ __ ] out danny and he doesn't have the same i don't know i just don't he only fights ghosts bro talk to me when you find a real person danny can take all of the avatar's souls and seal them away wait wait wait wait wait really show me that show me his ability to take the soul of someone who doesn't want their soul taken and seal it away what episode was that yeah show me that danny did you do that also if they ever catch danny in human form they beat the [ __ ] out of them they messed the [ __ ] up yeah yeah human form dead he gets bullied by people in his school danny and his school loses to a random [ __ ] dude all right he can possess the man i feel like he can possess normal people i feel like you know what i mean i feel like you trust this and some avatar [ __ ] happens and it doesn't yeah you can't possess an avatar the cartoon voice would come in you would get knocked out he'd get knocked out you know he turned and decided he did that scene with he's got all the avatars behind him you know what i mean they'd come they would come in and say like get get the eddy out of your head focus on your friendships that's what really matters the avatar could spirit bend yeah yeah yeah i'm sticking with this danny i think avatars if you're avatar state bro come on bad i just feel like there's just nowhere i don't even think danny phantom would beat uh fire lord ozai i don't think i don't i think he'd lose straight up i think danny phantom versus ozai is a is a ozai match-up that he just wins and then the world's not saved interesting interesting you can't touch a ghost yeah you could touch a ghost bro if you have firepowers you find a way you touch a ghost it happens [Laughter] the avatars can touch about maybe tough cat but the avatars can't they can spirit bed that's a thing someone said that in chat so i know it's real i got a bit let me google can i give you one more give me one more google search to get to the bottom of this first spirit avatar wiki uh spirit bending if this comes back with results yeah you played pokemon i have i have burned many gengars spirit bending is a variation this from the avatarwikivatar.phantom.com is a variation of the healing technique which allows the user to instill a balance or an imbalance between or within spirits they would spirit-bend the [ __ ] out of it it would be that would break his spirit spine in [ __ ] two seconds flat dude he is getting bent left right and center [Laughter] yeah come on all right i'm putting danny at a michelangelo next my favorite character in the game and listen we have an open slot in b that i think has his name written all over it yeah this is a hot take because they these k th the ninja turtles are geared for combat and sandy cheeks oh true listen but i also feel like sandy might beat them this is such a season really strong i think if if we take sandy see the show with her ability to literally pull cruise ships underwater and with a fearsome mastery of karate and she's spongebob universe she doesn't really feel pain everyone's about the universe can like sort of just recall that's true that's true i think sandy is canonically stronger than michelangelo by the way he's a party dude he's not even about to fight it sandy loves fighting much more than michelangelo who is canonically a party dude yeah the real i think the real uh fun question is going to be who do we put above each other in terms of the two uh teenage ninja turtles no leonardo he's the leader leonardo has it right he's the leader yeah so leonardo's the leader and so i think they both would be yeah because i think i got a turtle beats here yeah turtle bt i don't think either one of them stands a chance versus danny or tof they're not a yeah it's weird because i think um i think leonardo would give sandy cheeks a [ __ ] uh good fight i think he could slice sandy cheeks in half and i do agree with that but i think again this is not pure head to head this is power level and sort of canonical strength versus the field i think she'd heal from that anyway i think she'd come i think she bounced right back yeah she bounced right back i think she'd bounce right back kinda like big son all right let's go to the next one because it's got a funny one i almost want to make a new tier but i think we can keep him in garbage uh nigel thornberry has no combat prowess no the thorn wild thornberrys was not that kind of show period he would beat lincoln loud as an adult uh yes he would beat lincoln loud he'd probably step out oblina he'd freak out and like be like oh what you know what's going on and he'd step on her and you know oh you know what he'd also beat helga he'd also beat oblina i think nigel thornberry as a grown adult man probably would beat april but she's been in more combat situations and she's putting her above yeah i think april would beat nigel thornberry you know is there an argument that nigel thornberry you know he's always out in the wild you know he's got that kind of steve irwin kind of sensibility to him maybe he's been in fewer combat situations but you know he's he's been in some pickles okay but he always seems to be on the losing end of those pickles and needs to be saved by you know often his daughter or the rebels the thornberries i don't think he's kind of a bumbling idiot he's kind of a bumbling idiot yeah he has resilience and he's british those are not good nigel is a war criminal wait dig into that a little bit i don't know someone said explain more make your chat why is nigel a war criminal i'm gonna say nigel thornberry nigel thornberry war criminal there's a tweet that says nigel thornberry is responsible for several war crimes during the rhodesian bush war i don't know if it's true but that that i don't know if that makes me want to put them higher though that makes me want to believe it yeah nigel thornberry fighting um i'll google it you're only going to get nickelodeon outside because you never you're never in combat nigel thornberry combat yeah no yeah this is proof nigel thornberry is smashing is this video just gonna be him saying the word smashing nigel thornberry smashing this video is just insane smash it smashing that was a good video i liked that it was a super cut of all time smashing they repeated something like 50 times uh no i think we got him in the right spot non-combat just behind april i think that i think he's kind of an obvious case okay i want to make the case that i think he might lose the helicopter [Laughter] i think helga would probably be you i guess helga is a fighter i think he is sort of a grown-up version of brain and so i'm gonna go with your call i think helga pataki has the ability to beat up nerds and i think she gets one good punch in the face he is smashed literally and figuratively queen okay it's a big target is what it is tough look at that nose you can't miss that nose you're breaking that nose with a glancing hit that's right that's right yeah that's right yeah all right all right good job now we got him at the right side okay now so here's the thing reptar is from rugrats but he's kind of a fictional character from within the rugrats universe really right this is a tough call is it is it yeah is it reptar in the movie reptar in the universe of rugrats or is it reptar a man in a suit in the world rugrats well it's nick ulster's brawl raptor who can breathe fire so i think it's just reptile i think he's right okay then if it's a real reptar he's strong as [ __ ] strong he's a giant he's very strong now hear me out i think tough danny korra and aang could still beat him tough and i think cheeks might be able to as well sandy cheeks her fight with the alaskan bull worm makes me think she could take reptar well she can lift a cruise ship yeah so although i'm actually remembering she wins the fight with the ballroom but she finds out it's the tongue and she only beat the tongue and then the actual bullworm destroys her and everyone else and the bullworm is not as big as reptar nor is strong i think he's definitely above sandy i think reptiles about sandy i think okay and i'm gonna be honest i i think listen i like talk more i like danny moore he is huge canonically i'm gonna watch this huge reptar ah can i just get like a reptar fights reptar versus robo snail reptar they call me reptar official music video how about this i'm into that i'm the freshest dinosaur green skin blue spikes with a real big roar reptar and i'm coming through your town and i'm smashing up your cars knocking all your buildings down got a musical on ice candy bars and a cereal trying to build a franchise i'm bout to make a milly though top reptile i'm a dinosaur boss got a huge set of teeth that i'll very rarely floss don't you ever wonder why i knock over these buildings i may be a monster but i got a lot of feelings the government is always trying to take me i'm sorry i i was listening to some oh you're getting what's the name what's the name of the video you're watching uh i'm watching reptar they call me reptar official music video and i gotta tell you rap has not been the same since this was invented this is sort of a pioneering musical feat be down but i'm just here like yo i'm trying to save your town the good guy or the bad guy you could be the judge but when push comes to shove i ain't gonna budge so why are you wilding why you acting so crazy i mean come on i literally saw him grab a skyscraper and mash it in his hands top to bottom yeah that was a bigger building than the building my license plate my biggest fans are five little babies but you're still screaming rap tar is the best he's actually a dinosaur dinosaur dinosaur ancient enemy a man dinosaur dinosaur dinosaur [Music] uh listen after watching that rap i am sold on reptar being pretty [ __ ] strong i'm gonna be honest with you i gotta watch the end of the rap i'm gonna watch that with the rap all the way all the way through it's really it's a tough reptar toss-up and that's that they're same tier but i don't know who's better i do think reptar beats sandy cheeks i think we need a pull i'm gonna do a pull i'm gonna do it's too hard for me to decide i'm gonna do a pull of toff versus reptar who is canonically more powerful there's just no there's no way to get around it get your votes ready what about danny uh i think danny beats reptar okay he possesses him right chat you guys are all into daddy could possess this guy that guy still repped our soul i just think reptar has the avatar level st i think of possession on a creature it's probably pretty easy you know they don't have the mental will to fight back they're right wherever they haven't home they're you know yeah they're just sort of instinct-based animal uh all right here's the big battle big battle reptar or toff i'm gonna capture your uh your stream pov so that i can see the results of your poll in real time this poll is going i will say just for me personally i feel like uh a tier oh boy because yeah he totaled a skyscraper but toff could also easily total skyscrapers cause earthquakes she's got that power for sure there's no getting around that they're close i think they're close don't get me wrong and i think they're very different creatures so this is a hard one to uh assess yeah and again this is not necessarily head to head they're just who's stronger overall i also think reptar a lot of people are invalidated by his size like i you can always get the drop on top she's literally and she is you know a small girl he can just something can knock her out but reptar is a [ __ ] godzilla ass [ __ ] you're not getting the drop on him you have to be able to have raw power to beat him yeah yeah the ninja turtles could have all day and they're not going to beat reptar it's like fighting you know he's going to keep up being and yeah reptar wins uh based on the poll and that poll is pretty commanding all right let's start i think i give it to danny over reptar though for the reason that um i think danny uh can phase through stuff right so he can make physical things go through him so i just don't think reptile not that smart because it's a big lizard i feel like danny you really sold me on danny being smart i could picture a very easily a cartoon episode where danny beats a reptile light creature there's like a big monster true in the city that any beats i think that's i think that's totally reasonable uh okay okay we are down to our final four here and we've got a pretty good list so far powdered toast man i don't know anything about him he's another fictional character within his own franchise right is that true he is muscular as hell so he's red and stimpy um uh he's ready toastman is op hey um i'm starting to think he's ridden snappy so he's stronger than snippy for sure he's stronger than cat dog yeah is he stronger than the ninja turtles uh yeah that's a good question hang on a minute he can found his wife wait people are saying he's he's pretty much their version of superman and superman is strong he destroyed him for toaster he can fly backwards releasing he can destroy planets wait he might be he might be very strong planets he might be he might be very strong he might be very strong then powdered toast man let's see what we can learn about powdered toastman this is actually this is a big deal he saved the pope voiced by frank zappa saving the powdered toast man is a superhero um he's a spokesperson for powdered toast the breakfast treat that tastes just like sawdust that's their slogan that's bad marketing that's bad marketing he okay he saved the pope he has flying super flatulence and the ability to scrape toe shavings from his head wait wait wait wait okay he can't fly superman style he flies by launching himself from a toaster which is just following moisture or dispensing a healthy amount of flatulence that's not um okay yeah yeah uh high velocity raises shot from his mouth hyper-corrosive croutons far from his armpit butter pads are launched on top of his head and hyper acidic marble aid from his navel i mean how does he destroy a planet someone said something about a planet yeah they type of the word plane yeah they say plainer planet i'm not seeing anything that that gives me to think he's the strongest person accomplishments accomplishments accomplishments okay yeah he saves the kitten from being run over at the cost of an airliner which he shot down well okay so that's really strong though he shot down an airline okay that's strong that's powerful yeah sounds a little evil not planet level fights spider-man once really and then loses to him i think spider-man gets power just working for good again by using milk which stops ptm from being crunchy [Laughter] okay he's weak to milk i see which is well it's not that he's weak to milk i think he gets turned evil which is crunchy and and spiderman softens him up with the milk and then he's got a milk okay i'm gonna i got a video i'm gonna watch this yeah let's watch this [Music] no time to lose and so powdered toastman is off on another day of heroic adventure [Music] instantly powdered toastman assesses the situation leave everything to me [Music] i like the joke with him instantly assessing the situation and not instantly swooping into yeah this calls for my projectile racing breath [Music] literally darker than the boys it's literally worse than uh this is so down he's literally a terrorist [Music] oh they live look at that they lived everybody lived yeah all right what what is this it's another distress call it's cause it's no time to lose [Music] [Applause] can i tell you that i think he's kind of stupid he's kind of stupid yeah he doesn't seem like he's that smart like i don't i can't imagine him actually winning a lot of fights i gotta tell you too he had to shoot a like okay he took down the plane but like he'd shoot a lot of reasons at that time it didn't seem like a very fast like it didn't look like a tough projectile to dodge nor yeah yeah and i read about his death too you see how he died he died oh my god at the bottom of the wiki he died while attending ren's dinner party he holds in a burp believing it to be bad manners the pressure of this pops off his head which lands on the baboon's plate the baboon devours his head [Laughter] no bro he's bad he's his own burp yeah yeah no he's trash i i can't believe i had him an s no i think he loses to i think he's stronger than cat dog and ren but i don't put him in ninja turtle tier you think the ninja turtles got him i do think they got him i think he's pretty well you got him if you can knock off his head and that defeats him yeah that's like a bad luck he's got a big easy target head they're gonna yeah yeah yeah i think the ninja turtles would beat him i think he'd give them trouble but he'd be like a villain of the week for them yeah and then he'd take him down i fully believe that insurance could beat him uh even yeah yeah on top of c are you gonna pick butterbean i bought him he's yeah he's he's higher than these guys okay all right um this is uh lucy loud so in the game again this is the only show that i've never seen on this you know of all these characters lucy loud in the game has vampire and ghost powers is that canonical could she actually turn into a vampire could she drop a coffin on someone can she lucy loud lucy loud powers yeah i would simply eat powder toastman's face yeah me too just for breakfast but i would not use the marmalade from his no that would come out of the yeah lucy is a nine-year-old emo gothic lolita girl who loves poetry and all things dark and spooky and has the uncanny unusual power to teleport oh she can teleport canonically okay canonically yeah so that's that counts for something for chad top of s well teleporting is powerful yeah worst case scenario at least you can't catch her right right that's not bad okay heroic acts generally she's nice for lincoln and doesn't mock or bully him that's her that's her heroic act that's heroic actually generally doesn't bully lincoln hey that's everyday heroism right that's everyday heroism and let me tell you in these trying times we've all had a rough 2020 2021 right yeah okay rolls on fire and uh sometimes we just uh another heroic act they encouraged him to kiss a girl [Laughter] hey chat go kiss somebody you virgins am i a hero is that a heroic act for telling you that [ __ ] grass am i a [ __ ] hero for that wow uh she tried to help lincoln find who's guilty of breaking a toilet to clear his name when lincoln took the blame on himself she thanked him and tried to recompensate his grounding by giving him her homemade comic what uh yeah whoever wrote this this is oh you know what's going on here this is heroes wiki uh but let me tell you what this is telling me is she doesn't do too much with her powers no she does not wait look at her powers wait go look there's a power section because it's heroes speed stealth hand-to-hand combat poetry skills teleportation possibly possible bat taming and witchcraft all right but she's got to use these things for us to see that they're real lucy loud combat does she have any linen lucy fight cloud okay when they fight they are in a big fight cloud oh they're in a fight cloud which tells me that she's going even with this character this is lucy but i think i think she's just any emo kid that has the ability to teleport which is a power but not enough to put her i think anywhere powerful on this list maybe d tier maybe not actually i'm pretty sure that helga would beat the [ __ ] out of lucy loud i i don't think she has i i can she can't hit you very hard she's a nine-year-old girl can't hit you very hard yeah i'm down to put her above lincoln that's yeah i think she'll beat lincoln because i think lincoln is the whiniest worst character i've ever seen yeah yeah yeah i think i think she's i mean it's her or oblina i don't know who who's in that spot but i'll let them worry about that yeah yeah you know what i don't want people down there yeah they can figure that out themselves okay this is a big one wait wait wait wait wait wait we should think about this this matchup more because someone raised a good point oh blina wouldn't scare her because she loves dark things in the occult so i'm gonna put her above oblina oblina's only strength which is her fear factor would not work on you would not be scared she's stronger than a seagull so she can already beat oblina in a tug of war [Laughter] so that's a win okay now dude after all i'm thinking about kicking april up to d tier next to patrick i think april hangs out with ninjas she's a semi-athletic adult and that actually makes you pretty strong in the world of cartoons you wanna do it right now yeah i'll put her up in d i think she might even beat patrick to be quite honest but i'll put her below patrick yeah patrick is canonically the size of a starfish right yeah yeah he is canonically when he comes out of the one yeah i mean he's just a starfish guys actually [ __ ] it yeah i think i think she'd be patrick bro yeah i think i think would be patrick i don't know i think she'd be patrick everybody moving up in the world april moving over the world all right now spongebob no sandy canonically again said he cannot lift the cruise ship though i karate kicked an anchor and it flew very fast 500 yards i know how big squirrels are but i also know how big cruise strips are i don't know how big anchors are okay so she's not a normal squirrel you're she's not she's not a literal squirrel a literal squirrel cannot do those things yeah she's ridiculously strong she's an insanely strong squirrel okay all right uh spongebob spongebob so spongebob listen uh your first gut instinct is to put this guy in bottom of non-combat and i get that he does not fight he's not a fighter he cries at many things but i wanna i wanna there's one episode of spongebob blind dutchman no no there is one where flats the school bully of his boating school uh it threatens him the entire episode i'm linking this to you right now oh oh flat's the school bully canonically a very yeah tough member of bikini bottom yeah uh okay what oh no it's not in this clip this is not in this clip draw forward i need i need spongebob versus flats sponge bob vs flats okay this is a bad video but you'll get it okay this will get you what i'm talking about he puts on a blindfold assuming that yeah and he laughs pain first of all what i'm seeing from this that there's no shot the ninja turtles with all of their power all combined in a month yeah could hurt spongebob he's almost like his own tear he's almost like an entirely separate like the rest of this video is just him getting punched and not getting hurt it's almost like we need like a between b and c of like like invincible but can't do anything yeah oh he dies to air he does die to air and it's dynamic notably ben's air so egg has no problem with spongebob which is a weird thing that we need to say yeah it's weird that we need to specifically call that out and cora obviously can airbend as well so and you know it's funny because i don't think toff could hurt him tough i don't think truly it's funny that i think sandy is stronger canonically but it's so weird i don't know where to put him he's almost non-combat because he's not it's almost like he needs his own tier above non-combat yeah i've got to put him in a tier above d yeah the sigma tier the sigma outside the the restraints yes he is a sigma he's a sigma yeah yeah all right we got it figured out sorry we got it figured out spongebob is the first member and the only member of the sigma tear [Laughter] because he is truly invincible yet can also deal note everyone is invincible to him [Laughter] like he's not going to hurt lucas loud but lucas loud can't hurt him so right he's sigma he's outside the system that's pretty that's dope yeah i i do think some of the upper uh you know yeah no i agree that's why we put actually let's put sigma above c and above b well because i think the ninja turtles don't hurt him at all oh i see what you're saying can you uh yeah okay i think sigma stops there i think sandy is stronger than him in his own universe and i think toff reptar danny cora and eng can find a way to make spongebob uh yeah you know they're they're at least yeah above s no he's not above us because he he 100 actually does lose to ann and cora and it feels so weird putting spider-man above sandy because sandy's just kicked the shirt off so many times sadie knows his weaknesses sad he knows yeah she knows too much she knows too much does that hurt him where it hurts yeah okay that's so why didn't you put stingray yeah down for that down for that which leaves us with one final member to make the ultimate tier list invader zim and this is a tough one because okay but yeah yeah we got what are your thoughts canonically has like tools and stuff right like yeah he's got like uh like you know all kinds of fancy is this just zim zim or is this zim with his full arsenal of and i guess we got to do it in terms of like the uh nick ulster's brawl like what he has access to in nick ulster's brawl he should get access to yeah i don't think he has the full armada of his of his compatriots he doesn't get to bring every other member of his race into the invasion because even on the show he's on earth alone okay he has to fight his own battles that's where a lot of the shows comedy comes from right it's weird what is even yeah i don't know canonically he is both trash and esteer yeah zim is a really tough one he's the toughest one that's why i wanted him last i don't know where to put zim he he has insane amounts of power but he's also really stupid yeah uh zim destroyed his his home planet on accident yeah but isn't this also kind of the way i'm thinking about this is like zim in a fight right yeah this is him in a fight he's got to fight if he builds a you know big old device to destroy the planet ahead of time and then in the fight pushes the button to destroy the planet then you know that's strong but that's not but that's kind of yeah are we no you know sam is like rick from rick and morty he's not like that because he often is fumbled and bungled by an average school child like he he zim's plans go awry most often yeah zim is kind of like powder toast man like they don't really succeed at what they try to do but they cause a lot of collateral damage yeah i'm down for zim somewhere near powder toast man like probably it's weird i mean i could totally see zim being like bottom of s but i could also see him being you know like sea tear like he he he has his good days and his bad ones like i'm looking at ren and stimpy i feel like straight up in a fight i feel like red and stimpy got it let's let's let's do some research let's use it because this is our final pick this guy we got yeah let's do some research let's do some vader zim fights okay invaders and fights uh final fight oh final fight health bars with health bars is this a video game it's a video game this is a video game that's not what i want um but that's cool that he's got a video game that is cool wait if he has his own video game this could count this could be canonical i'm taking a look i'm looking at it final fight give me the moose yeah he summons his armada like you know when we raided um leonardo and michelangelo we didn't assume they would call the other two yeah yeah yeah that's not how it works that's not how it works okay he's on his own oh these his mechs he's got a robot army you know i do think that he can sort of build and create on command though where are you in this video i'm 46 seconds in where he summoned an army of mechs that he built definitely [Music] yeah i want to see what happens i'm sort of zooming forward this summer's an armada okay [Music] uh this small girl threw a like a meat bone at his face yeah i think incapacitated him wait where do you type sam this is important 220 at 220 in fact go to uh go to 214 for the full lead [Laughter] [Music] you know that did a big chunk of his health too wait wait watch his health bar wait i gotta show you you guys can't even see um let me move it over yeah move this over and watch look at this that's a big chunk of his health bar for a girl throwing a hunk of meat in him and that is gonna knock him down the list like unfortunately unfortunately that's not gonna do it he was completely knocked out uh i have him at bottom of b and i actually think i want to hold him there dude yeah i'm not convinced that i mean i don't know i think i think zim vs power toast man irl is a classic i think that's a fight you want to see you want to see that fight yeah where are you putting a bottom of b below butter toast i have a bottom of b yeah i that feels super legit to me no dude i don't know man cause like yeah he could be strong a or s or riot i just i i don't see him up there i don't see it you know what cause everyone i have an ars that's a fighter that's someone who's day in and day out winning combat and i think i could talk with anyone in ars yeah at all yeah and i'm not convinced i wouldn't be able to take zim in some way he would [ __ ] it up yeah he should win with some kind of laser invention or whatever but i feel like he [ __ ] i think you find a way to lose to me in a fight and i think he's also unlucky i think he's that's that matters you want to be lucky in a fight i think he is canonically extremely unlucky yeah and kind of stupid uh but i will give it one more point our last thing and everyone's kind of on the zim train i'm gonna do one last poll if he has a or if he's b and that's all i'll give you zim okay a or b because i could put him at bottom wow i'm not convinced but okay yeah a or b i'm down i'm down to let the pool decide it even though listen we can overrule the poll but i want to give him a fair shot to let there give him a fair shot let the people yeah i'm into that if we're way off the and i don't think we're out tomorrow cause i'm seeing a lot of a lot of points here for b i think the arguments you've made toph have swayed the people [Laughter] i think there's no getting around it zim is an unlucky often beaten uh alien he's also the weakest of his race i think if you bring the strongest person of the i forget the name of the alien that he is but it's like the of orkians or something oh yeah yeah yeah um i know you're talking he's the urcan yeah yeah uh i think if you if you bring the strongest one it's a different story but i think him he is their biggest [ __ ] up and it shows in that clip he is their biggest fuck-up all right paul's done he's a b i think i think that seals it we have created the ultimate tier list for nick all-stars and devs if you're watching you should balance around this [Laughter] because i don't want to lose to [ __ ] oblina's anymore and i don't want to see [ __ ] lucas loud hit me with a diaper and get a [ __ ] kill off the top oh all right i've actually never even fought that character he must be the least popular i mean he is bad so they are they're not too far off except for make uh michelangelo this is a good list i feel good about this this is a good list yeah and i i really like where we landed with the sigma tier because i feel like it speaks for itself it does everyone can tell i'm gonna um yeah i'm gonna uh i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna clip it and ship it actually clip it and ship it i will rt plus one oh i love a good rt i love a good rt because you know what they say oh yeah i think he's where he belongs i think we nailed it i think he's where he belongs yeah only person if i'm doing a review of our tier list here the only thing i could even shake around is tough toff is uh tom's a tough one yeah tom's a tough one top on a good day ester you know i just think on on balance i should have a tough time with reptar reptar and reptar and i i'm i'm well i'm really into your um i'm really into your logic that reptiles just got a better better match-up spread against threats in the real physical world yeah right yeah i would rather fight tough than reptar okay i don't think i'm taking it off because he's got earth powers but i've really wow versus tough irl that's a fight but i totally agree what you're saying if you had to fight one of these people you would obviously pick tough a tough yeah because just you can't be he's [ __ ] literally tall as a skyscraper that would be so monstrously scary uh and toff you could have a gun or something you know what i'm saying like yeah she probably bends the metal i mean she's going to win but like yeah there's a chance there's still a shot reptar there's no shot yep all right there's no shot we nailed it i like it i love this liz congrats i'm sure i'll give you a firm handshake over the internet mm-hmm ferment shake and uh chat if you have disagreements let me know by watching the full youtube video to completion and leaving a comment that that way you'll really show me watch the entire thing beginning to end and then leave a comment and that'll really show me what an idiot i've been with this list please make your arguments i will go through it i will pick the little love i will click the love button in all your arguments yeah for the good arguments and even some of the bad ones you'll never know it'll make it better than if you watch the entire thing full retention and then leave a comment below saying how you doing and link it to all your friends yeah yeah yeah over and over you all brigade yeah get your whole family to join in you know right right right that would really god that would piss me off right peace though i think i got i got a dip because it's already giving me a look absolutely dude i gotta do that i'll be live for like another hour i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm actually gonna grind more let's write toby's gonna grind there we go truck flop trough flop that was fun oh let me unban sunhawk that was more of a joke a little modern again too just in case all right um have a good uh day that was fun thanks for watching uh i am going to go hang out with ari and then probably grind a tiny bit more of that game um because i'm getting pretty nasty i don't know if you saw i was getting pretty nasty i was making some gimps [ __ ] was happening uh i will see you guys tomorrow uh no i probably won't wait this is my last stream for a bit i'll see you sunday or monday oh my god bye chat bye uh wish me luck at my bachelor party i'm going to see some high school friends that i haven't seen in a while and they know i stream now and i think they're going to make fun of me the whole weekend i'm pretty sure they're going to be making fun of my stream the whole week i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure we're gonna find out i'll let you guys know we'll have some stories 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please I appreciate the [ __ ] Subs there man oh my God holy [ __ ] you didn't need to do that but thank you God damn this ins for the sub deie for the five got to go to lacrosse practice later won't be around Trinity up Eric for the Thousand today's my birthday I'm 17 happy birthday cheetah thank you for the [ __ ] Subs uh and t uh tat I already read that for the sub oh Gavin for the thre kity Ohio rizzler not reading the rest of that all right anyways chat today's is a react day charity stream before we get into the [ __ ] stream I want to mention this if you planned on sending bits or a [ __ ] like Dono with TTS today send that to NAACP right exclamation point n2a CP and it will will link you to NAACP uh they are a charity organization that helps dismantle uh structural racism against black people uh they help put uh black people in political positions to help change legislature and all this other [ __ ] um I was recommend I I wanted to do something for Black History Month I was recommended this charity stream or not charity stream this charity uh and so we're running with that looked into it for a bit uh W them uh and so we're going to be doing that today we have $2,000 goal whether or not we hit it I don't know whatever we raise though I will be happy with obviously um we have a few goals here it's just paused on me right there we have a few goals here Milestones that we could reach $500 I'll do a mini Shield at $1,000 I will shotgun a liquid death um last time we did this it went very poorly this time you know if we hit that goal hopefully it won't be as bad 1,500 extra YouTube video for the week and I you know that's all I did this time normally who the [ __ ] already sent $100 uh hold up I'll read that in a second um but yeah if you planned on sending something today instead of sending money to me send it to them uh a lot of people end up sending me bits anyway and just saying uh I don't know how to do this can you just don't do that right before you I already know somebody's buying bits right now to send them to me and say oh can you just donate this for me don't do that right yes I will but the reason I don't want you to do that and the reason I'm making fun of you is because then you're just giving money to Amazon by [ __ ] buying bits right or even PayPal like if you're [ __ ] using your credit card to send a Dono it's cutting a percentage to these corporations rather than just giving a 100% of the money like tiltify does to these Charities so I'm trying to you know get the most bang for your buck in the sense of donate to the charity directly and then I'll read it instead of [ __ ] buying bits it makes no sense when people say they don't know how to do it do it PayPal credit card debit card all that [ __ ] just like twitch does uh so yeah go through that I'll read these I see a lot of donos coming in let me read these real quick um and if you want to know more there's also an about section uh I I wrote some of this up uh this is what NAACP has on their own tilt toi page I just do like a short description to [ __ ] kind of give you the Spiel of what they do uh but then they you could you could look at their website through this uh campaign you can [ __ ] look at all their stuff uh and yeah uh all right s for the sub Le for for the three to uh NAACP uh first time doning anyways uh you look like duffman from The Simpsons not Dominic for the sub Mr Krabs for the three with from 11 followers today to 1.4k that's a dub it's Cass for the 5 to nwcp W nwcp uh take my money uh Lotus for the 50 to the goddamn charity thank you for the $50 Don on the [ __ ] charity dub in the chat for that Lotus hi hiip hoay you're obviously one of my favorite streamers I had the pleasure of watching thank you for everything I do uh you do I appreciate you thank you Cody for the three can I get unbanned [Music] dude you [ __ ] your Dono ID on is not the same as your your Twitch [ __ ] user dude your name's Cody Morris and I [ __ ] user that and that's not what you don't have a twitch user you I don't know what your Twitch user is I had a hicup in chat miss being a part of it well you got to let me know your user to even look at your [ __ ] username Dr Death for the five my dad's going to be my best my dad is be going bad my best friend said he would shoot up my school and now my school is now the news please look up Jesus Christ I dude I what are you saying look up Spring Ridge Middle School shooting in bayet you got to type out the message better but yes I will look up that the amount of school shootings in the [ __ ] United States is a problem uh if we're just being real uh we've already [ __ ] spoken about that a thousand times threats of potential gun violence I mean yeah dude there's [ __ ] I whether or not that's real I don't know you probably know the situation better than me uh but I mean even when I was in high school there was a kid that threatened to shoot up my school uh and we had a whole [ __ ] lockdown about it dude some people [ __ ] joke about it and they're [ __ ] losers uh and then there's people that actually do it and those people are uh [ __ ] [ __ ] uh and should uh be paralyzed uh I have my own personal take that if you shoot up a school they should uh break something in your spine uh and then you uh can't move for the rest of your life uh that is just my take that's my personal take uh because why the [ __ ] would you go into uh a school and kill people uh what is wrong with you uh Cody thank you for the three though Dr Death for the five I'm sorry you're going through that man I hope everything's okay though Melo for the [ __ ] $100 Dono to NAACP says am I the first thank you for the [ __ ] 100 m I think I'm saying your name right Mal Malo malok m e l l o c k thank you for the [ __ ] $100 Dono and to the NAACP fitos for the 20 to NAACP Anonymous for the five uh I want to say thank you for everything that you do uh something people can look forward to at the same time doing something nice for the community thank you thank you for the [ __ ] $5 Dono uh and dude I'm I'm glad that I could do these charity streams I love doing them uh I usually do one to two a month uh February I I think we're only going to do this one just because it's a short month and we already did one at the end of January but in beginning of March we're going to do one uh Mr speeden something for the sub hyper bubble for the sub uh MK for the sub Ry for the 10 to NAACP first time in chat uh never joined stream before D ask watch every single YouTube video in process rewatching every video you brought me out of a dark place can't thank you enough I'm forever grateful for your advice uh Big Daddy for the sub [ __ ] for the 2750 bits thank you for the pities and thank you for the nice message Ry Cody for the three I'm sorry my user stone fish uh it's not stone fish buddy oh Jesus [ __ ] Christ Cody I you're making me not want to [ __ ] Aban you pal do you have numbers in your name do you have numbers in your name if you just say your name's stonefish this is stonefish this is account you doesn't even follow me is this you is this your [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude come on I don't know what is your what is your [ __ ] username you got to give me your exact username man gnome and Alpha for the sub y I'm sorry I'm getting mad mad man but damn when [ __ ] asked me to unban them they can't you you s two Dons and neither of them had your username your phone for the 25 to NAACP these streams out me the past couple of weeks keep doing what you're doing quick question do you think you will spend your life with Brooke I plan on it um I love Brooke I I talk about that all the time what's wrong with your voice I'm sick um I've been sick like the last week I'm starting to get over it but yeah I've been uh I've I've been a little uh Sicky uh but yo phone uh yeah now I definitely spend on or plan on spending the rest of my life with Brooke a lot of people keep asking me when I'm going to propose to her and my response is dog I'm still in college um I'm not I I I'm not I'm not 30 years old right um so I mean probably not for a while but yeah I would I would love to spend the rest of my life with Brooke uh I would say she's the love of my life uh not trying to throw up here I just ate a large dinner I was trying to talk while uh also trying to suppress the uh burp that would have been a throw up um somebody said bro not paying attention LMAO not paying attention to what cheetah think of the three but he's can't stop thinking about how identical you look to Paul Pogba I don't I look nothing like are you saying I look like the [ __ ] football player Paul Pogba what the [ __ ] dude I mean maybe facial structure like if me and him were skeletons I might look I might look similar to him okay for the five I love what you do me and my mom love watching you together thank you HK for the subway for the three my dad's in the hospital right now he got shot most likely won't recover your streams or help me a lot dude I hope he does and I'm sorry you're going through that and I'm sorry your father's going through that uh thank you for the three I'm glad my streams could help but damn man I'm sorry you're going through that not Andes for the suban for the three you look like duffman for The Simpsons Mr uh I already read that uh zims for the three uh I'm going to donate want to say happy birthday to me happy birthday God of luck for the sub Big Daddy for the sub Mark for the sub uh Theodore for the three M for the one tur 17 and five about to get my license which uh me luck for the exams good luck on the exam uh wait written exam or driving test if you're doing the driving test just [ __ ] take your time on the parallel parking [ __ ] fail on the parallel parking all the goddamn time digital for the sub I failed my written the first time though so you know actually study for that as well uh the written test seems like you would obviously know everything on it no uh 90% of the questions are [ __ ] fines uh and I failed the written because I didn't study and I whenever they were like what's the fine for parking near a fire hydrant I was like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how the hell am I supposed to it doesn't matter it doesn't matter how the hell is that determining my capability of driving all I need to know is that if I park near fire hydrant I'm going to get [ __ ] fined I don't need to know how much money they're going to make me pay digital for the sub how far away do you have to be away from the back of a school bus I don't know man a [ __ ] distance I don't enough to where you don't run over a child digital for the sub locked for the three a cop isn't going to pull out a tape measure and determine whether or not you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you're [ __ ] close enough locked for the three first time G vits watching you for over three years I know you don't like when people ask but I was curious if you uh you would be able to raid me tomorrow uh for my birthday maybe but uh when people request raids the issue is it's not like a shout out like I know when people ask her raids it's not the same thing as a shout out it's just like if I raid you when you ask me to raid you then I have to raid somebody else that asks me to raid them you know it's Myer for the sub it's like when you're in uh grade school and it's like if you bring a donut for one person you have to bring a donut for everyone right BOS for the 10 to NAACP Cody for the three I'm an old man stonefish five you spammed for princess Taylor to time you out and then you got banned read the rest where you said shut the [ __ ] up which is pretty different I was joking okay so they were arguing with another chatter and then you I'm assuming said something to them and then they said I don't even yell IRL it was all caps if you can't get me joking get a personality homie God man see like I have to leave it up to my mod stonefish bro it's like at the end of the day my mods are amazing for helping monitor my chat and so if you beef with a mod I have to let them decide whether or not you stay banned right like at the end of the day if you tell my mod to get a personality like they're going to have the free reign on whether or not you get unbanned you sending me a Dono isn't going to change that oh they sent a lot of mod comments princess Taylor said started to be an L chatter complained about their message even though it was not it wasn't our fault it got held they started bothering me so it's up to you to unban not a bad chatter either besides Flex spam I wouldn't say they were bullied a couple of chatters told them that their message wasn't that serious never thought I would type this much in a mod comment we talked in Whispers And cleared everything up like I said you can unban I don't really care it's up to you I mean princess Tor I'll let you decide whether or not you want to unban them I I would say if you think they should be unbanned then unban them BOS for the 10 Jackie for the 10 you're an amazing streamer and person Joe thanks uh for giving so many reasons for me to smile life's been hard but watch you makes me feel good again I'm happy to be able to donate to a great cause keep being you thank you for the 10 Zar for the sub dog for the 10 uh Ry for the sub cheetah for the three uh question of today are all humans truly equal they should be uh but no in in society they're not I mean that's kind of part of the charity stream that we're doing right now like structural racism or just wealth inequality country inequality right people that live here in the US have it better than people that live in third world countries stuff like that right humans are not equal in that sense Jazz for the sub Dr Death for the three sorry for my bad spelling my nerves are really bad I'm high right now didn't mean Dad meant day dancing for the five hi Joe Bart and farts uh thank you for all making my day uh Ella for the five best friend's trying to get so from a drug starting with C cocaine doesn't want to cut off our dealer what should she do um stop doing coke I I feel like that's kind of the the give in there what do you mean cut off your dealer you're acting like they're dating them they're [ __ ] drug dealer I don't I don't think your drug dealer is going to be like hey man you haven't called in a while you find a new coke dealer oh you don't think my Coke's good enough for you like a drug dealer is not going to [ __ ] harass you to buy from them if they are they're just a shitty drug dealer a most drug dealers it's like the drugs are doing the talking you know the [ __ ] the drug dealer just kind of there and the drugs are making you come back I like at the end of the day them saying they don't want to quit cuz she doesn't want to caught off her dealer is just an excuse in my opinion Shady average and drug for the sub RG for the three can uh continuing the Gratitude thanks again for the mental health uh two quick questions how do you get to the point of being worth of being a mod takes time my mods recommend you usually a VIP first added something to the game suggestions called Castle Crashers childhood game might play it Jack for the 25 to NAACP thank you for the 25 Arc for the sub blizzard for the Theodor for the one keep pronouncing my name wrong oh theodoro can't donate much I live in a group home and make 14 a week you help me a lot dude don't donate then I you don't need to I I appreciate just the support in the charity stream itself you are not required to donate to the charity stream I know people have Financial struggles right you help me a lot every time I've been in a CR you help me stabilize myself a cope I'm leaving uh the facility soon thank you well I'm glad that I could help aen for the sub and thank you for the one what is VIP you just remove chat restrictions all all right lock in for the react day wait what are we at okay we're not at a mini Shield yet I'll rip the mini Shield when we reach it again if you want to donate you can hit the pinned link that is in chat which should be over here over here somewhere depending on what device you're using uh or exavation pay NAACP NAACP and you can um donate to the cause uh to help fight uh structural racism uh reviews and uh amen for the sub all right chat here's the run to reacts today starting out with an absolute [ __ ] Banger by Jubilee not going to be a YouTube video because they copyright the [ __ ] out of everything L them uh anyways uh like come on man let me react to your [ __ ] video bro come on let me react to it what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I want to react to the [ __ ] video why can Cody Co do it without copyright strikes but I can't anyways six Taylor Swift fans versus one secret hater delusional cops panic over Acorn falling Penguins video the real reason drugs are bad the tallest kid in the world a 10-year-old with gigantism AI generated videos just Chang forever the worst disorders in human history how this nerdy teen became the most the became the FBI's Most Wanted trafficker and Poppy playtime night shift live action horror short film W lineup today you guys send a lot of these videos actually play Discord if you want to join the Discord send videos for reactor games to play the videos tab gam tab at high find most of the videos that watch the games that I play most of the videos that we found today are from you guys W reacts from you guys W recommendations from you guys you guys been popping off with the [ __ ] fire recommendations on the React channel on the video suggestion tab got to pick it up on the game suggestion tab some of you guys keep sending the same stupid [ __ ] game Terraria not playing it stop sending it send something else Jesus Christ let's get into it Riley for the sub reviews for the sub Ellie for the three uh I gotta blow my nose hold up oh one more Ellie for the three I'm trans female to male and you've helped me uh or you've been helping me uh have motivation work out and just get up every day and take care of myself uh which I'm doing for the first time in years which my friends don't seem to be proud uh but big thank you to you well I'm glad I could help and it's a [ __ ] dub that you've been working out more uh word for the sub you just do calic or you're hitting the gy or some [ __ ] either way working out in any capacity is [ __ ] great I'm glad I could help motivate you for that uh and D for you for uh you know bettering yourself crusty for the five can you play Love and Ray next bathroom break maybe lock in here chat mittens for the sub happy for the three just that lifted 525 pounds today and I'm 14 what the [ __ ] what are you on steroids Jesus Christ 525 pounds I read that [ __ ] it was like a delayed reaction I feel like you're capping bro was it hexar don't lie was it a hexar deadlift are you you deadlifted sumo luo for the two been uh always been watching the YouTube your videos uh but I've decided to move to Twitch I'm sorry for the week Dono don't apologize for week Doo any Doo I am a very apprec very appreciative of and so is NAACP Ugo for the 25 says you're the best man thank you all right lock in for the first video here chat six Taylor Swift fans versus one secret hater lock in I'll read the donos as they come in might take me a while because we're going to be locked on the video but I will read your downo lock in only Taylor sft I bet it's just an issue that that he has with anyone that's just not doing that Nolan and red for the sub doy for the th uh would you let me hit shut up Jack for the sub Shannon for the $25 Dono to NAACP thank you for hosting this charity stream always looking forward to catch uh catching the stream and thank you for bringing awareness to mental health have you ever also have been watching for almost two years and officially made my minor in philosophy today dub uh what classes are you going to be taking uh and that's [ __ ] great you're probably going to be taking like intro obviously uh in college but then you might be taking like [ __ ] Greek or Asian philosophy stuff like that fish for the two how do I uh sub with Prime Membership uh if you like your Amazon Prime and your Twitch account then you usually have to do it on PC but if you go on your computer or your laptop uh or like a it's usually I I don't think it works on phone but if you go on your computer you hit sub you scroll down there's like a sub with prime box that you can check uh and then it subs for free m can for the 10 uh hope this helps love the streams W charity stream music reg uh and a for the sub King Luke for the sub Andy for the three uh already read that uh fatali for the sub yo that was the first video we just finished in an hour chat all right hold up I gotta go pee real quick uh so count me down but then we will tune in for the next video uh Count Me Down chat we're back floating for the three I just realized this is a aod you know for the sub yeah know this is not a VOD all right next video chat delusional cop panics over Acorn falling have you guys seen this video uh CU a lot of you guys kept recommending me to watch this uh I think I might have seen a clip uh but I've not seen the entire video this is uh [ __ ] Penguins uh Charlie talking about it this video is blowing up on Twitter right now because it is just absurd it's going to make a lot of people rightfully upset knowing that where you get that space thing in the back this Brook actually got me this do you guys want to see it lit up hold up it's [ __ ] sick hold up I'll turn off the lights it's [ __ ] sick you can change the colors to be like still and stuff it's like you control it with like a regular LED light thing I think she got it off Etsy I don't know for sure Ben for the sub that's a lot of the stuff that's in my background uh the Deadpool head she got me uh and the Groot that holds my Xbox controller oh and the space man broadcasts white oh all right now you God chat we're never going to get through the reacts you guys got me showing you my [ __ ] trinkets now that's [ __ ] sick though right all right num nuts for the five [ __ ] gifteds or for the 10 gifteds num nuts thank you for the [ __ ] subs thank got sub thank you for the [ __ ] 10 gifteds Jericho for the $25 Dono to nacp thank you for the 25 and D nuts for the 10 this summer I'm changing stream moves uh rooms chat I got a lot of decorations that I'm going to be putting up I have a lot of LED signs and [ __ ] so we'll have a a different stream room probably late summer this year this is a cop and he almost executed a man over mistaking the sound of an acorn falling for a gunshot so in a nutshell what happened is officers arrived at the scene they take sty for the three can you add I was attacked by a family on Maniacs to the watch list a person put them in the back there sexy for the three can you react to the Drake video no vehicle and as one of the officers walks by him patrolling like an NPC out of [ __ ] 007 golden ey he hears a noise and this noise startles him it's like a dog on fourth of ju hearing a firework in the distance and he panics freaks out and does a double combat roll true combo this man was looking for ey frames and it turns out that sound he heard that he mistook for a gunshot was the sound of an acorn hitting the top of his patrol [Laughter] car it didn't even sound like a gun shot top of his patrol car oh my God bro this is like that [ __ ] yo people the police in the United States need to have longer training times like the the amount of training hours that you have to go through in the United States is so much less than like almost any other country like dude this man just thought it I'm pretty sure he starts shooting that [ __ ] fire just just shots fired what is he shooting at that's a real gun you can't even hear anything in the body cam footage I don't even hear an acorn falling this guy must have the most I heard like a little ears of all time this guy can [ __ ] hear the future I guess or something my God hears an acorn fall somehow and then he immediately does this like combat roll action movie stunt and unloads just mag dumps into his patrol car with that individual inside now luckily the individual wasn't killed during this panic because this skittish douchebag has Stormtrooper aim luckily so oh they got out of whatever the [ __ ] they got arrested for oh 100% you get arrested and the cop unloads his clip into your car yeah you're you're scot-free you're walking home that night Jesus dude gets to live to see another day an acorn almost [ __ ] sent him to the Grave I'm hit I'm hit what bro he just said I'm hit this guy needs to get fired oh my God he just said I'm hit I'm init I think I'm bleeding out what just didn't get didn't get hit at all he looks like he's in the nicest residential neighborhood shot through the car the officer's fighting ghosts he is actually fighting his own imagination right now he thinks he got shot there was no shooting it was a [ __ ] Acorn the only thing shot is this man's brain it is rotted from the inside out he's like I've been shot and then he goes like he's doing the [ __ ] murlock sound effect from Hearthstone it's all make believe ah ah ah and SpongeBob and Patrick in their box couldn't drum up an imagination like this but there's a very real person In Harm's Way that he is shooting at over nothing so he's lying on the ground I've been hit [ __ ] continuing to pump lead into this vehicle on this guy who has done nothing to shoot at the officer or put the officer In Harm's Way it's it's infuriating to watch what kind of train yo but that guy yo thank God that guy's safe he about to get a [ __ ] bag that that guy that was in that car that [ __ ] thank God lived oh my God you have a cop empty a MAG at you and you don't even have a weapon on you oh they're [ __ ] done did this officer go through cuz there's no way he should have ever been cleared for duty if he is this frightened by his own shadow then he starts like hit the lotto no that's not hitting the lotto hitting the Lotto is like when like before they had caution hot this is what hitting the lotto is before they had caution hot labels on fast food coffee there were a few people that like spilled hot coffee on their genitals and then sued like McDonald's for and like all these other companies for like millions of dollars that's hitting the lotto right being so dumb that you spill [ __ ] hot coffee on your [ __ ] dick and then you have to go oh uh how was that supposed to know the hot coffee I ordered was hot and then you sue right that's hitting the lot Rugrats Tommy Pickles crawling away going like oh no you know really going through it thinking he's been shot I I got to see my family again not like this I won't go out like this no why do you not watch the actual video why of him reacting I don't know where the actual video is not when my country's in danger I'm going to is there an actual is is that is it not just Clips is there like an actual YouTube video of it no there's only an Inside Edition video of it and I'm not watching no Inside Edition it's going to be some dumb [ __ ] in today's clip we're going to be showing you something fascinating [ __ ] off oh maybe it's this I might hit my they do have they do have an actual video hold up like that but you sending me a picture Florida a deputies shoot an unarmed man after mistaking falling Acorn for gunshot where okay do you know your tag number what what wait right there what a dumbass cop shots fired butd he's just laying on the ground yo is that this cop's fault though like I I feel like the second cop isn't in the wrong cuz if your other officer that you think is a coherent individual is like there's actually like a shooting right now I feel like you're going to be like okay yeah like you're you're going to need to you know like lock in Jessie Jesse are you okay get get in the house Jesse get back get back where is he where is he in the car he's crawling away like he's a toddler J he's in the car get back get back where is he where is he dude you can hear the people behind like don't shoot him 43 give me traffic shots fired shots fired I got a deputy down I'd be saying he doesn't have a weapon no please no this got to be a Comedy Catch no this is the State of Florida off of McLaren we're off of McClaren shots fired I got a deputy down Jesse how are you oh my God no the woman in the back though I understand her emotion but I would be like he doesn't have a gun your officer's [ __ ] stupid I'd be screaming she's not paying attention I'd get her to [ __ ] hear me I'd say he doesn't have a gun your guy wasn't shot Jesse how are you oh my god yo this is actually making me mad though not the woman this is making me mad that these cops aren't listening to her this woman that's is crying thinking they just killed their [ __ ] like her husband or boyfriend or whoever okay brother stay inside your house stay then you move up right there yeah I feel like he's going to start acting it out you know he can't I feel like he's realizing he wasn't shot and so now he has to just be like okay well let me let me play up the scenario a little bit at I don't want oh [ __ ] I just emptied 20 I just emptied 20 rounds into a car yeah I need to see the aftermath of the cop being like oh [ __ ] oh this is him this is this is him I feel weird but I'm good I feel weird but I'm good I don't know stay yes stay inside your [Music] house yeah he should get fired yeah he should get fired I don't think the I don't I don't know know about the woman I think the woman was just kind of playing off of him because if your if your fellow officers acting like they're literally dying like you're going to you're going to take he was fired okay dude are you [ __ ] kidding me they don't [ __ ] play they don't play any more out see now I got to fast forward in Charlie's video I feel like this [ __ ] got more okay he does got moreor fall bang bang bang and then like capsizes and falls over on the road there and then he just starts crawling away oh good lord that's so frustrating to know that there's an officer out there or was an officer out there like this who can somehow hear an acorn fall and be like [ __ ] we're in a Battleground it's popping off everyone shoot at my car quick and what is there any gun that would make even remotely the softest sound of an acorn falling onto a metal roof like it would be loud but a gunshot is [ __ ] really loud like that's not like a pistol maybe you had a silencer but if you you wouldn't [ __ ] yeah a silenced pistol but it would a silenc pistol isn't even going to sound like an acorn falling right it's going to be like I can't I can't recreate the sound of a silencer but you know what I mean kill him or it's like suppressed and I just have to wonder a small 22 Yeah but H dude like him him saying he got shot too there was no bull like he just freaked out what do you even do when the dust settles and you realize oh that guy in the car never had a gun never shot back oh wait buddy I'm so sorry it looks like it was an acorn that hit the cop car I didn't I'm so sorry we shot at you for [ __ ] 19 bullets in a row yeah what what a Whoops a Daisy moment oh my God sometimes I'm just so silly anyway Let's uh let's head to the station also we're going to add an extra charge there for putting me into a state of frenzy that's that's going to be on you if we didn't have to get called out here in the first place I wouldn't have had to hear an acorn Fallen freak out so that's going to be an additional charge like what do you even do from there there's nothing you can do from there you almost killed this guy because you you have superhuman hearing and thought for some reason an acorn was a threat to your life I love this section too interviewed after the incident by Michael Hogan an investigator the deputy said he definitely heard a suppressed weapon firing I felt an impact on my right side like upper torso area my legs just give out he claimed when shown images from you might have had a [ __ ] you might have coincidentally had a [ __ ] stroke or some [ __ ] dude what I felt an impact on my right side like my upper torso area my leg just give out you might have a muscle twinge body cam footage of the acorn hitting his car Mr Hernandez you're gonna feel a gunshot pre pre- adrenaline you're gonna feel getting shot like that's not you're just like oh it was kind of hurt a little bit Acorn and Mr Hogan confirmed Acorn it's like a [ __ ] skit out of a cartoon except it's real life and almost cost someone their life almost just killed this guy over this [ __ ] if he actually had killed the guy it would have been so much worse weirdo thinking an acorn was a suppressed weapon questioned if he could have mistaken the sound of an acorn for what up Aiden fire he answered what I heard sounded what I think would be louder than an acorn hitting the roof of the car but there's obviously an acorn hitting the roof of the car oh my God what the [ __ ] there's got to be some better training there's got to be right like is this like a course they're going to have to take now like distinguishing gunshots from Acorn y you know how many lawyers probably reached out to that family after like I could get you financial compensation please please I'll defend you for free I'm only going to take I'm only going to take a certain percentage of the winnings no please we're going to be suing for $10 million right now just like did the amount of the you ever see like those law La commercials like those local lawyer firms that are like trying to like pan for you like if you if you drank pesticide in the 90s you're entitled to compensation if you used if you used [ __ ] this and this or you slip and fell at your [ __ ] union job you're entitled to like that [ __ ] BR for the five have you seen the video by Fez hat about two mad and grifters he made some good points on this situation no I have not you can send it in a video suggestion to have though I have way too many videos we got to get through today though J for the sub crusty for the one teachers go to jail if they lose a kid or something so cops should go to jail if they make a mistake like that Jace Adam Stone and Gabe for the sub teachers go to jail if they lose a kid like if they go on a field trip and a kid gets lost they go to prison game for the sub num numb nuts for the $100 Dono to [ __ ] NAACP thank you for the [ __ ] 100 white for the three cop Tyler dur and Wolf's orc for the sub Bal the Thousand bues W CH anybody advice on how to go viral on Tik Tok like tags and stuff tags do [ __ ] nothing in my opinion I used to do like fouru for you page xyzbca it's not there are if you making a very Niche video hashtags work for the video that you're making uh in terms of pushing it to that specific audience but hashtagging your video isn't going to get it more overall views than not hashtagging your video my tips would be kind of you you know messing around with different video Styles right make the content you want to make whatever lands kind of go down that that track make a bit more if it stops working do something else right I'm not saying kind of repeat the same [ __ ] Trend a lot of people have one video pop off and then do the same thing 10 times it's what I used to do when I [ __ ] started on Tik Tok don't do that but you could kind of keep the same like mindset but kind of switch it up you know sexy for the three not reading that say for the sub sexy for the three uh bro for the five sounds like ambient noise and the difference between gunshots and that like it's wild to me that we almost had someone die hell divers when next Wednesday with sneak snag today's reactions tomorrow I'm doing VR at 1 Sunday is react It 2 Monday is Minecraft probably killer frequency Tuesday not live Wednesday we're doing a chills AR game in Hell divers 2 with sneak snag uh Thursday I'm going to be doing uh Pacific Drive dropping that day Friday reacts next Saturday Saturday is going to be black warsy ariona for the five W NAACP uh just started watching you last year and I want to say that you're one of the most talented and entertaining individuals I've ever watched I really like that you do these fundraisers it's my first time ever donating keep it up well W Dono uh and thank you for the [ __ ] nice message oh speaking of chat we are almost at shotgunning the liquid death yesh do I have one oh yeah I have exactly one liquid death left the [ __ ] Acorn fell in the car that they were in scary stuff uh Mr Hernandez did resign which is good Joe I don't like your hair bro I don't care no longer an officer hopefully never will be again hopefully it won't ever have a firearm to their name again because they are not safe with one clearly if they're willing to just discharge it upon hearing an acorn but yeah I just had to share this a bit because man that is some silly [ __ ] right there luckily he probably got just not like fired but I doubt he went to prison if he was in a different state I feel like it'd be different but Florida if he was a civilian it'd be way different if he was a civilian and he emptied a [ __ ] mag in into somebody's car oh yeah you'd be in [ __ ] prison for attempted murder uh or some [ __ ] like that what does NAACP stand for if you look it up it is uh the National Association for the advancement of color people is a civil rights organization started in 1909 uh as an interracial Endeavor uh to advance Justice for African-Americans by by a group including web duboy Mary uh Ovington more uh it's the people that founded it all right next video lock in here chat I want to make one thing oh I didn't even read the title the real reason drugs are bad I love this guy by the way [ __ ] goated YouTuber big tug so I want to make one thing very clear drugs are bad and you shouldn't do them okay I don't want to get demonetized cuz you took some weird angle on what I'm saying in this video when it comes to drugs there's a lot of misinformation out there in one corner you have concerned parents that a contact tie from a reefer cigarette is going to lead to a life of crime and on the other hand you have a multi-billion dollar economy surrounding legitimate businesses yeah weed makes that [ __ ] money dude weed makes an assload of money like that's why people are like people are like oh maybe the government's coming around to the actual benefits of marijuana no for the most part I mean yeah but for the most part governments are getting in on the weed C on the weed craves because they can make a [ __ ] shitload off of marijuana opening a medical yo chat this is kind of cringe but I was looking into like hey what do I want to do when I'm done social media and I really want to start a business and I was like yo I could open a [ __ ] weed dispensary no I cannot I do not have have enough money for that you need like you need like $2 million to just start the the track of opening a weed dispensary like you have to put that money up front and then they start going through that process then you have to actually like build the facility and all this oh my God no it is so expensive to make a weed dispensary the turnaround though is that if you actually open a weed dispensary H you are going to make bread I'm boss for the sub Anonymous for the $25 Don NAACP says let me see your test no that sell recreational marijuana so you know those parents are confused and understandably hi Carly for the five uh 500 I'm here to make sense of it all and navigate the weird world of drugs Let's get high on knowledge don't do drugs please seriously don't do drugs because of this video so at least in America our ideas of drugs has mostly been shaped by cops and politicians because both cops and politicians are known as the moral Authority on most issues you they they're always right tops across this our drug laws are also so [ __ ] stupid if you guys didn't know there's different classifications of drugs right so depending on what drug you have it carries a different if it's not legal in the terms of a legal drugs there are different classifications on what drug you have comparable to what sentence you're going to receive if you are caught with that drug and there are drugs that are lower on the list like let me actually look it up illegal drug classif ifications us like schedule one okay here it is controlled substances schedule one drugs potential use uh abuse uh potential for abuse High accepted medical use no right so schedule one's the highest schedule two uh some some medical use with severe restrictions schedule three potential for abuse as medium and then they all have scheduled uh or accepted medical use lower and lower right psilocybin mushrooms if I'm right psilocybin mushrooms drug classification I believe our our our schedule one which is insane I'm not saying that they should be legal right but like how they have which drugs are on schedule one US schedule one drugs in the United States in the federal United States heroin obvious lurgical peyote meth okay and ecstasy right but schedule two right so less likely for abuse right than peyote or elst hallucinogens and marijuana right cocaine methamphetamines methadone oxycodon fenel Aderall and rlin why why why is [ __ ] Coke on schedule two but peyote which is used in like religious rituals is on schedule one schedule three is like [ __ ] steroids ketamine ketamine's kind of crazy that that's on [ __ ] schedule 3 uh but yeah there is medical use for ketamine and [ __ ] like that but then it just goes down it's [ __ ] drugs that you know of like schedule five is like [ __ ] robotussin like [ __ ] like that but it's just crazy how they how they determine what's on what and then the loopholes in that system you can buy and you I don't know depending on the states I don't know if they've changed this but I remember looking into this [ __ ] Salvia dorum and I took a class on [ __ ] herbal psychopharmacology which is about hallucinogenic drugs this was last semester Salvia dorum is one of the most potent hallucinogens ever right it falls into its own category of hallucinogen and so it doesn't fall into the government's classifications people buy salvia and deliver it to their house there are people that have taken one hit of salvia passed out for five minutes and lived in entirely different life for what they felt like was 6 months came back and were affected for the rest of their lives by that and that's legal but other [ __ ] it's like crazy what's allowed and what's not allowed in the United States based on like the weird loopholes this nation infiltrated like what's good and what's not schools with the Dare program used to legally be able to buy K2 in Texas yeah or even like a lot of you guys because I and I I say this if you're in [ __ ] high school you should not be smoking weed you should not be using marijuana but a lot of people know that regardless of the state that you live in Delta 9 is likely at every gas station you could go to Delta 9 weed is still weed right it still gets you high the high is different delta8 is the [ __ ] they sell at [ __ ] Med dispensaries delta8 carts [ __ ] bud all that stuff and that's illegal right Delta 9 has a it's where something is on the hydrocarbon on the actual [ __ ] molecule of THC but it's like that's legal and you can just buy that at unlicensed place like smoke shops like if you go into a [ __ ] nicotine I bought this at a gas station 500 milligram Edibles along with this sexy lion for some reason I know I live in New Jersey where weed's legal but like dude they don't have the license to [ __ ] sell weed but they're allowed to sell that and meanwhile the government was paying television networks to do anti-drug PSAs and also sneak in anti-drug sentiment in sitcom but I was born into a generation that's very specific which is the birth of the internet I was around for like majority of it so we all started talking in chat rooms and stuff and we all realized that like hey these they're lying they've been lying about drugs this whole time and what if they just going to keep running the commercials and the messages Delta 9 is weed Delta 8 is what legal in gas stations you're wrong you have it backwards that they were trying to say were actually really harmful I don't want to get all liberal on your asses but it was really harmful what they were doing so here are just a few of the lies that historically uh the government and police have told you about drugs and I just want to clean them up because I feel like we have to move past this as a society line number one only bad people take drugs government ran PSA ads showing drug users as derx and just awful people that would do anything they can to harm you in this great nation we call America but actually recent Studies have shown that anybody remember the commercial where they have a frying pan and then they crack an egg on it and they're like this is what weed does to your brain 50% of adults have tried drugs 50% okay you have two parents do the math I mean Jesus Christ 39% of adults have tried drugs this year normal people stupidly I should add try drugs all the time it's super common to do drugs have you been to a college party I wonder what the rate of college students doing drugs is you think they have a stat on that what percentage of college students in the US do drugs probably like 76% not champ right okay no no no no no during 2022 around 23% of post-secondary students reported using marijuana where 76% reported no drug use okay now I was reading the wrong statistic a recent study found 37% of college students regularly use illegal drugs what about legal drugs 30 over a third of college students use illegal drugs so not weed like Coke and and easy what [ __ ] I doubt they have a stat on that two out of every five college students binge drink heavy drinking is most common in college students in the first six weeks of their freshman year wow yeah because there's just so many parties thousands of college students sent to the hospital to due to alcohol yeah alcohol is the biggest issue in the F in in college especially in like frats and then people mixing [ __ ] like people don't realize that when you when like I go to college parties I mean I haven't been to a college party in a while because they're kind of [ __ ] cringe uh but when I would go to frats dude people would be mixing alcohol uh they would be mixing alcohol and then uppers and downers and that's just like really [ __ ] unsafe like you could just die from that [ __ ] in recent years I didn't even know Coke was that easy to get these kids are stupid somebody said please stop spreading misinformation how am I spreading information Delta 9 is illegal Delta 8 and 10 are legal you could buy Delta 8 at 18 at my local head shop you're wrong you have it backwards please stop spreading misinformation I'm not spreading misinformation Delta 9 is classified as a schedule and draw making it illegal to on the United States however hemp derived Delta 9 THC is allowed under federal law as long as it has less than 3% Delta THC on dry weight basis that's what they're selling Delta 8 THC is not like Delta 8 is what you're buying at a [ __ ] Med dispensary like I'm not buying Delta 9 at a med dispensary when I'm at a med dispensary I'm buying just straight weed usually Delta eight carts when I'm at a gas station I'm buying hemp derive Delta 9 THC you're right that under Federal all Delta 9 THC is classified as schedule one drug but when you're going to this I've seen this in states where they are where weed is illegal this is Le see and it says right here and it follows the law less than 3% THC which is just I mean that's true right but it's still it's still [ __ ] weed right because it's hemp theck I'm not spreading misinformation you me and you are both right we're disagreeing on different terms of this right Delta H THC is legal in 22 States in one district with a limited regulation despite the controversy surrounding Delta ATC it remains legal in 22 States in one district with only limited regulation Delta H THC is where it is illegal in these states you can't buy Delta 8 THC and in the yellow ones it's restricted in the green it's legal and then substantial regulations in this one I feel like that's defin this is an old image oh there is apparently substantial that can't be true because California you could buy weed mat easy anyways I'm not spreading misinformation my fault I'm in Wyoming and Delta 8 got me tweaking right now well you pought that [ __ ] illegally or it says it's delta8 it's probably not delta8 it's probably Delta 9 Mr Wrangle for the [ __ ] sub super for the sub Aiden for the sub oh Mr Wrangle too gonna ban him uh super and Aiden for the sub crusty for the one plug walk uh on the way with a zip right now floating for the three I smoked Salvia when I was 15 do not do Salvia I started screaming I was Jesus Christ jumped off an apartment building cuz I thought I could fly yeah now that's those are the drugs that really [ __ ] you up and that's crazy that that shit's like allowed and it's like a loophole DQ for the three struggle for like 20 minutes to S bits I didn't know what to do 300 bit minum first time doning to anybody uh but I got more bits toight this is all the money I have I use it for my birthday money well happy birthday you didn't need to [ __ ] send me the bits though I watch the streams as much as I can I watch the rest of the YouTube sorry for the long message just excited to be able to donate to you well thank you for the [ __ ] nice message thank you for the pites hey Carly for the five all right lock back in stup I thought you had to be like a billionaire to have somebody said I'm 15 and I smoke weed you shun it it's going to stun your brain growth even if it doesn't um it's going to make you perform poorly in class right I know I most people and most kids that are in high school that say they smoke weed aren't doing it in their free time they're doing it like in class right like based off what you guys tell me you're like high at school like that's that's very bad right like I I get high right I'm 22 though I get high I get high all the [ __ ] time but I get high when I don't have to do [ __ ] I do get high on stream sometimes but that's not inhibiting inhibiting my job I'm not going to my college classes [ __ ] domed out of my mind right because I know I'm not going to be able to [ __ ] retain any of the info that they [ __ ] tell me so that's part of the problem coupled with the fact that the genetic [ __ ] of your brain not growing right Myra realistically speaking I probably shouldn't even be smoking weed because the man a man's brain doesn't stop developing until the age of 25 okay and this kid's [ __ ] 20 and he's doing several lines and by making drug doers look like demons you're making Society look down upon them and it makes them look like awful people when they just need to get help and it's really hard for them to get help because everyone's alienating them so it's not good that's a bad lie line number two try it once and you'll be addicted for Life once again absolute hor I mean that that depends on the on the thing right if you're like if you smoke one cigarette yeah you're not going to be addicted for the rest of your life but if you like if you do heroin I think one time on the old heroin uh I think you could probably get addicted [ __ ] this was like the dumbest lie they could have told people they really this is like a huge [ __ ] up on oh my God they made another account yo why are you being a weirdo bro their part I mean there are some drugs out there that you get hooked immediately depending on the person you are like I've heard the Big M is pretty hardcore get you into it pretty quickly but for everything else probably not the Dare program and advertising made it yo mods in my chat Mr Mr angle makes any more uh accounts just instaban him seemed like everyone was an addict in hiding just waiting for that Mo please just dude you could just watch the stream you don't need to be you don't need to be creepy dude reain for the 10 what are your thoughts on toads they're cool to come out of us and that's just the thing A kid will stupidly take two perk set wake up the next morning and not feel addicted wait hold up Brady's asking me about [ __ ] right now I'm [ __ ] streaming all right lock back in here chat at all and feel absolutely fine and then they're like oh they all lied to me might as well keep doing Viking in a peret and opiates don't show signs of withdrawal for a very long time it takes a while for you to get deep into it until the fact that you can't get out because the withdrawal symptoms are so bad then you start stealing copper out of walls and [ __ ] it's it's really I mean come on line number three and this one's not as serious but it still makes me really upset weed does not give you trippy hallucinations I don't know where that started like someone smokes if you eat a very large amount of Edibles it will not trippy hallucinations but like weird dreams or like if I eat a ve if you smoke weed that's going to [ __ ] do nothing but if I eat a large amount of Edibles and I'm like sitting there and I'm kind of like just relaxing closing my eyes I'll have I'll be I'll have much more visual capability than if I wasn't on weed but it is not going to be like mushrooms where your eyes are open and you're seeing [ __ ] [ __ ] move in front of you right like everything looks delayed and and there's going to be waves and [ __ ] like that's not weed brutsky for the thre Delta 9 marijuana products produced by can cannaboids found in the cannabis plant are strictly regulated uh sub testing standards conversely Delta products are created using unregulated chemical cized canabo are ofly entirely untested zenan for the three my friend uh built a two wheel drive electric by thinking it would flip he floored it and that [ __ ] flew at 80 and his pants were obliterated ehh look weed in an adult cartoon and it is just like Candy Lane for some [ __ ] reason I have partaken in Mary Jane oh [ __ ] every once in a while just because I bad use it to sleep I I'm not kidding I have really bad anxiety and it makes my anxiety really bad and I don't like to smoke socially but there you go but we doesn't make you see unicorns and Rainbow in fact I don't think there's a single drug out there that makes you do that if there was I might try it I know this whole thing is about not don't do drugs but that sounds crazy it just makes you feel stupid relaxed giggly and how do you know what happens when you take mushrooms stop ask stop asking these questions buddy hungry that's it and really scared if you're like me the more accurate information kids have about drugs the less the kids are going to do drugs full stop full stop I think within history we're in a better place with all this [ __ ] in terms of kids knowing about drugs for reies but you know let's let's let's cook out some of this [ __ ] that I just talked about please share the message share the video comment like subscribe whatever so now we're going to get into the nitty-gritty of taking drugs and how to avoid taking drugs uh I should have said that first I'm going to embody the Sexy D line for this next segment so a big part of avoiding drugs is identifying the types of people who do certain types of drugs and avoiding them and finding ways to tell them no and I know I just made it seem like all government PSA made drug doers look like demons but that's the thing they don't look like demons they look like you and me they look like normal people so you got to you know figure it out so I came up with a list of common people that will try and get you to do drugs and and I came up with specific ways to tell those specific people no thank you I'm a dork and I don't do drugs number one and of course the finance Bros these dudes they're doing a bunch of coke they're doing a lot of Coke in order to stay pey while you're watching economy fail over and over again you're going to need a substance that's going to get your dopamine up to a level way higher than God intended that's why you see these guys at parties or on Yachts yaking up a whole heaping helping of cocaine or Aderall crushed up Aderall if they're you know if they have a good doctor I mean this is true former be Stern CEO Jimmy Kane allegedly kept an anti- acid bottle full of cocaine at his desk a full an one second I'm going to get one of those a full thing of these full of cocaine that's probably so expensive cuz Coke's like not cheap like that's like one of the most expensive drugs you can [ __ ] get that's a lot of cocaine for personal use that's a lot of cocaine so these dudes will eventually corn you at a party and tell you to go to the bathroom because it's snowing in there and they want you to see which is nice of them because they want to share their cocaine drugs [ __ ] up your dopamine oh yeah well because when you the first time you take a drug that UPS your dopamine if your Baseline level is here it's going to bring it here right but then it's going to keep raising your Baseline and so then the Drug's only going to be able to bring you to what feels like a normal rather than exceeding a normal uh do her for the sub oh and uh dude for the 10 how many days a week uh do you how many days do you work out a week uh I would say anywhere between five and six I have three days on one day off three days on one day off so it doesn't really just because of how that works it's not usually aligning with a specific day uh it really varies in the sense of like what day what week it is right I I'm always just three days on one day off though uh all right zenton for the three hold up my manager texted me Mo momento we're good uh Jazzy for the sub zenton for the three the worst drug is meth [ __ ] makes your teeth and face look like schmeel cocaine isn't cheap but it's not for you we're not doing that tonight all you have to do is tell them that you have a heart condition and and that if you do a little bit of cocaine there's a chance that you might just die immediately and then the body's on them and they're going to be a little bit paranoid about the situation and immediately back off which is fantastic you can also tell them that you have like a friend or cousin who died of fentanyl overdose from doing cocaine CU that's a big issue right now just why are people doing cocaine right now I guess if you're addicted but at the end of the day that is not worth it it is so common number two and this one's a little bit of an amoeba but we have this type of person you know this type of person I don't want to call them a hippie cuz that's an outdated term but let's just call them alternative these are people you'll meet in your later years of high school and your early years of college that have the I'm never going to die mentality they put a whole bunch of brain altering substances in their body and an attempt to and they smoke cigarettes I know I know the hippie people that smoke cigarettes and I'm like why do you smoke cigarettes and they're like I don't know cuz it's cool and apparently that's like a statistic that like younger people are getting more like gen Z smokes more cigarettes than like Millennials did I think it's it's also in part just because people are vaping and then transitioning but people think it's like cool to smoke a cigarette XX true for the sub to expand their mind when really they just want to get high and that's fine that's fine if you just want to get high just say that but don't pretend like you're gandi all right these guys usually stay away from the big dogs like cocaine heroin meth but they'll go into the H synergetics pretty hard acid mushrooms DMT Molly you name it they're going to take it now these drugs aren't known to be extremely addictive except for maybe Molly if you take up Molly your brain stops producing dopamine like you just become a sad boy so don't do that but if you don't maturely handle hallucinogenics you can really mess up your brain forever just stops producing serotonin mental health for a pretty long time it happens a lot so that being said these guys are going to be a lot more pushy with cigarettes makes me nauseous I'm going to have a bad take here I love the smell of cigarettes I I wouldn't want like my friend to smell like cigarettes but if somebody is smoking a cigarette next to me it does not bother me I don't know if it's a Nostalgia thing but like the smell of cigars I love the smell of cigars I love the smell of gas I love the smell of weed that's you know that's a problem if I'm driving in my car you know how like sometimes you're Drive you're you're in the car and then like you can smell the stuff that's outside of the car because the AC there's times that I'm driving and I'm just like chilling and then I'll get a whiff of weed and I'll just go and like breathe in really loud I can't breathe through my nose cuz I'm sick but I'll like breathe heavily through my nose and I'll be like damn hold up weed smell so bad dude I remember I remember when I was like seven uh I smelled weed and I was talking to my older cousins and I was like oh there's a skunk and they were like that's not a skunk and I was like what's what what what do you mean I was like it definitely is and they were like no it's weed I was like no it's not and then they ended up proving me wrong and I was like oh I didn't know I thought it yeah no it smelled so similar to me acting like I knew what weed smelled like when I was seven because I didn't want to be like left out oh lock back gentics because it's not fun to trip alone people like to trip together and I get that but the cocaine people if you don't want their cocaine they're going to say [ __ ] it it's my cocaine I'm so happy you said no hallucinogenic people they already bought two tabs bro might as well jump in so in order to skirt the situation I suggest setting yourself up to be a designated trip sitter there's nothing better than that every group of people who are tripping their balls off needs at least one person to be the Australian shepherd to her the Sheep if that makes sense this way you'll be seen as a and it's kind of a [ __ ] thing but like a kind of loop with my friend group is we kind of try to get each other to take more Edibles than we when than we should where like my friend will bring Edibles and I'll I'll be like how many milligrams are these and then he'll be like H they're only like 10 and then I'll eat one and like 30 minutes later he'll be like it was 50 and then I'll go it's like it's like kind it's like kind of effectively drugging drugging your friend which is like [ __ ] up but like I know he's GNA do it and like sometimes and some like I'll never I'll never lie about a milligramage but like if my friend's like I want an edible and he'll be like how many are they I'll be like they're 25 he's like give me half I'll be like ah just take him ah just take it n just take it and he'll be like ah and then he'll eat it and then he'll be like schlumped on the couch eating a whole bag of Doritos for like an hour hero while taking care of your friends and also avoiding doing drugs now this job might suck depending on how everybody's trip goes but avoiding doing hallucinogenics with acquaintances in a strange musty College basement is our main focus at the moment plus you get to see people you don't really like make asses out of themselves and maybe have a bad trip and then they learn something about themselves that you already knew Joe is telling us to use peer pressure no dude if anything y'all peer I I say peer pressure is [ __ ] awful if somebody says no that just means no right like don't push them on to saying yes but you guys peer pressure me and then you're saying I'm promoting peer pressuring whatever I me like dude I'll go live and people will be like get high hit your cart [ __ ] so that's fun and finally number three we have people who wear pajama pants outside these people are an issue they're a problem they're a real problem I want to say it's okay to have friends like this everyone gives up at one point in their life they just did it a lot earlier than most people I hate when people wear pajamas to the gym dude I know half of y'all probably do that don't do it wear sweatpants that being said due to their allaround lack of giving a [ __ ] they can go down some pretty dark paths these guys are the ones who are doing [ __ ] that will really take your life down a peg like needles you know no nothing good comes from Needles now that being said I don't think you have a lot to say to these guys when they offer you drugs cuz they probably won't offer them to you because people who do hard drugs like this usually don't want to share them but if they do try and push hard drugs on you tell them to go [ __ ] themselves and walk away from the situation it sucks when people are in the grips of you know addiction and you kind of watch them waste away but it's not your job that got sad that got sad anyway now like any good government official I'm going to use Scare Tactics to make sure the youth doesn't get caught up on them pills but unlike the government I'm not going to lie I'm going to give you real god-given anecdotes that happened when people did drugs and it went really poorly and you tell me the next time you want to light up a Dobie you [ __ ] degenerate warning I'm going to talk about penises using those penises bodily mutilation and other whack ass [ __ ] so if you don't want to hear about those things I suggest skip to this time stamp oh I remember I remember way back didn't didn't people used to say smoking weed made you gay or some [ __ ] like that that was like to like deter people from like using using marijuana or something I got to Google that I feel like people use that as like a fear tactic or some [ __ ] I'm Googling smoking weed makes you guy wow they literally have an article called does cannabis make you gay smoking weed won't make you bang a guy yo you know somebody read that article and they're like oh thank God oh was getting a little nervous there um and for everyone else who's still here uh let's just get right into it how about the guy who couldn't stop masturbating let's talk about him Salem Morgan a man on meth starts masturbating in a bar part for the course what I would imagine is going on in S Morgan however this man took enough meth to kill a healthy Pony so you know he was really determined to get the job done if you know what I'm saying Cops show up try and detain him and deter him but he was too quick and too fast with it so he ran into the bathroom and locked himself in there this went on for hours and yet he kept going at it so the cops busting the door and hit him with the old z27 and while being tased guess what didn't even phase the fella became a superhuman off that meth and jerked off to his heart's content undeterred unfazed this man had to miss God what do you do as a cop if you [ __ ] tase somebody and they just keep yanking it just staring at you I'd be like oh my God this is this is [ __ ] horrifying got to respect it you know he probably had a good willpower before he did the meth I would assum stop it stop it and he's like no in total 15 cops had to show up to make this man stop touching himself and he only stopped touching himself once they put handcuffs on him because he physically couldn't do it anymore don't do ma don't do m number two we have another penis story and this one is much more horrific I'm not kidding Columbus Ohio where any good story takes place there was a man 41 years old who decided to push his limits when taking mushrooms he eventually stumbled into his old middle school grounds and uh the people called the cops cuz all of a sudden he was covered in blood and screaming you know what the cops saw when they first showed up on the scene it was a man ripping off his own penis like it was some [ __ ] oh tag on a shirt that was irritating your neck it took six officers to sub oh my my God yo he ripped off his own dick stop do him and put him in the ambulance and I kind of get it I mean I don't know where he was at mentally but six dudes showing up and throwing you in a van is probably the last thing you want in this situation and it was later discovered that after he got the old tally whacker off he was then trying to claw off his scrotum you know there's levels to doing hallucinogenics that are so stupid and finally last but not least we have all the [ __ ] people in Florida do just you know the whole list I don't want to talk [ __ ] about Florida that much it's been overdone but a lot of them are doing drugs a lot of them are on drugs we have to give that Florida meth lab seizures lot of them are on drugs we have to give them that we have that famous story out of Miami where that dude you know snorted bass salts and ate someone's face if do we remember that also in Fort Meers a carnival worker on bass salts got naked and broke into a house and that's not the crazy part I'm going to list all the [ __ ] he did once he got into the house in this order he emptied their vacuum bag on the carpet kind of a dick move masturbated part for the course once again pooped on the floor ramping up pooped on the floor again two times a pattern then rubbed his face all over their clothing once again just kind of a dick move and then he started drinking the remaining contents of the vacuum cleaner but he didn't eat anyone's face so you know I would say that's a win so obviously drugs are pretty messed up just don't do drugs and if you are going to do drugs let's go by the rule everything in moderation drugs are bad 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water so y'all got to count me down I'll be back in 30 seconds and we'll start next video we're back Carter for the sub kok for the sub post it on Tik Tok real quick hold on okay um next video tallest kid in the world 10-year-old with gigantism somebody for the first time what do you hope they think this kid this kid is 10 years old how I'm pretty sure I am 6' three oh my God he's taller than me and he's 10 and favorite sport is basketball tied with football what do the other kids do what is gigantism is that just you're gonna be big gigantism a very rare condition it happens when a child or adolescent has high levels of growth hormone in their body which caus them to grow very tall all early diagnosis to prevent excessive height yo that is nuts dude he's the size of like a varsity linebacker and he's 10 what is that like third grade when you show up to your football or basketball games like that kid playing l in this game is there anything you want other parents y That's like mad unfair though oh my God imagine going to your 10-year-old son's basketball game and on the opposing team is this kid their children about jce I would love for everyone to know that he is a normal 10-year-old kid he may not look the way you would Envision a 10-year-old kid but he is that normal 10-year-old kid like at school people get kids just take me for a teacher I know I'm tall but like ain't that smart to be a teacher when he was three or four and would at like a three or four yearold people would give me bad looks as if I wasn't oh my God yeah at this age I mean like he could still act like normal he just looks older but when he was four he probably looked 10 and people were like dude what are you doing with your kid discipline disciplining my child because he they thought he was probably nine or 10 in acting this way but he was just a toddler in acting the way that he was supposed to what why are you so much taller than everyone else um I pretty sure it's called um what's it called like gigantism he has a rare form of gigantism because normally people don't start showing symptoms until they're around the age of 13 and he shown symptoms even before birth before birth oh hell no oh hell no you would have squeeze you would have squeezed him out Jesus buddy probably popped out 35 pounds ready to go standing up wearing a suit and tie just [ __ ] boss baby so when he was um in utero we did a scan at 35 weeks and it showed he was already around 8 and 12 PBS wow and um that's large even for a full-term baby so at Birth he weighed 12 lb 1 o but he was 26 in Long what did you think when you he was he was too 26 in he was over two feet tall coming out of the womb how tall is an average infant how tall is an average infant 18 to 19 inches wow dude your mom told you that you had gigantism straight to the NBA you were pumped up yeah all just just call the Lakers now if you could send a message to you should really dude I feel like everybody always just go I I want to go to the NBA bro I'm going to have a take here become a sumo wrestler if you're that big become a Suma wrestler bro I'm telling you I'm telling you move to Japan you're going to be making mad I don't know how much money they make but they got like a lot of respect there to the Lakers what would you say offensive lineman yeah football would also be an option become a WWE wrestler see the next Big Show LeBron watch that LeBron if I was to tell you he looked into the camera and told LeBron James he was coming for him would you be surprised I would not be surprised and I would not I would not be surprised that that would happen that that would happen Absolutely I'll say it again too oh my goodness is that pretty par for the course it is you know what to say again oh my goodness he is very very confident with himself I love that it sounds like you're proud to be who you are yes who taught you to feel that way my mom I want him to be confident he can accomplish anything that he wants to he puts the effort behind were you always taller than everybody else um I I I was I was 5 fo one in kindergarten oh my God that is [ __ ] so yo on [ __ ] were probably like Jesus Christ so playing [ __ ] tag on the playground oh H basically what are you holding there Jace nobody would tag him he was probably he was like you're it you got to try and chase me and they're like no record book are you in there yeah for what tallest kid most CR Hill in one hand tell me about this record I know what the well I'll tell I I'll tell him so first he has the world record for um between ages of seven and nine he is the tall somebody said I'm 32 and I was only two inches taller than him when he was in kindergarten he was taller than people I know like there there are grown women and men that are like 5 feet tall kid also back in May of 20 Y imagine being a yo I'm not trying to diss you though I'm really not trying to diss you though but imagine imagine you like pick a fight with this kid when he was in kindergarten and he beat you up like imagine getting beat up by a kindergartner yo that would be crazy L he competed for another record that another child already had like you know that hypothetical y'all would give me on like how many kindergarteners I think I could take in a fight if he's one of them I think that number just drastically decreases because he's going to be the focus of the fight like or or like how many F he's in fifth grade how many fifth graders could you take in a fight I don't know if I beat him in a fight I mean I think I got more muscle than him but like he is actually just bigger than me like he could probably he could probably just [ __ ] kill me he's the final boss but since he you take that bet it's a Mr Beast video Mr Beast is like all right you got to beat these 10 fifth graders up and it's this guy and he's like all right man let's get it going I'm pretty confident they just start playing like and he comes out of the floor and he's like 63 250 and you're like oh my god he has extra large hands he wanted to try to see if he could beat it and so he held um 103 crayons in his hand beating the record I could have done more but we ran our crayons can I see your hands so those are the world famous hands that held 103 crowns you see next to call them crowns get him out of here I'm pretty sure this is that H actually and I have pretty pretty big hands but your's are way bigger if you could push a button to choose if you had gigantism again would you do it I press 100 times yeah so life is better tall yes to me probably not better someone else but it's better to me what is it like though more so he wants to mitigate how tall he's going to get cuz like if he like he yeah 7 feet tall that's like NBA but if he gets to the point where he's like 8et tall that's going to be like a problem walk into your classroom and look down at everyone so like people have to do like this to even see see my face I have to do like like to the floor to see them what do you think when you're looking down at everyone all we duck on you on you on you on you what's the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning okay I'm going to dunk on these people and get this over with broen tire broen tire mindset is basketball this going to be an easy game talk to me about the reactions other parents and children have when he arrives at his sports games um a lot of times they believe that he's an older child that he is um the other parents on the other team who left this [ __ ] 20-year-old on the [ __ ] field my kid's three three and A2 fet tall what the [ __ ] is this butd he set up a screen my kids in the hospital an older teenage person even when he was seven or eight years old they would think that he's 15 or 16 what do the other kids say when you dominate in sports like this is unfair this is just unfair he going get every rebound post for us they say it's un Fair yeah and what do you think I mean it is unfair no it's definitely unfair he's 10 like easy game my easy game skill def easy game skill def you just [ __ ] standing dunks on them 20 easy what do you want the other kids you're going to play in sports to know you Ling that game hope you know that but a lot of children um on opposite teams would get intimidated because yo imagine eight years from now we see him like go to the NBA and we all even though I'd be done social media we all look back and like there's like a thousand of us watching the NBA draft and we're like oh my God that's that [ __ ] kid that's that that's that kid from from eight years ago he's like [ __ ] seven feet tall now is so much taller and larger than anyone on their team anyone on his team um so he does stand out he's cocky well I mean it's kind of hard not to be self-confident when you are literally like a foot taller than anybody else that you're going against greatly it gets a lot of questions for sure do you ever feel bad when you're dunking on kids two feet shorter than you um not really they want to play oneon-one they getting dunked on that's the that's the nah he should really play football because that'd be [ __ ] hilarious oh that would be so funny dude go to a [ __ ] line like a foot football lineup game he's like an O lineman and he just [ __ ] just wide hands blocks the entire front line just all the [ __ ] all the defensive linemen he just [ __ ] just wide hands just [ __ ] holds them they don't even they can't even push him that's the rule wrestling oh yeah he would be it would be terrifying to wrestle against him it's me do you tackle the other kids in football yeah is it easy to tackle other kids is it oh he run to turn my pach and fall to the ground I don't know that Jason has ever tackled anyone he just you could put somebody in a coma pushes them and they fall oh my God yo if he tackled somebody he'd kill them imagine he's he's [ __ ] on a fifth grade football team and and he's like a [ __ ] safety or some [ __ ] for some reason they catch the ball and he just Nails them and [ __ ] falls on then they crush a rib cage how many other kids does that do they usually put on you to tackle you the whole team two three two and three two and three three kids just crowding around him so if it's just one do they just hang off with you that coach starts losing hair mid game he's like he's like yeah I'm a I'm a fifth grade football coach you know I'm just trying to just trying to help the team it's pretty easy job this kid walks on the field coach just starts ripping his hair out getting stressed as [ __ ] he's like all right we're going to screen playay I don't know what we're going to [ __ ] do here man I I really I have no idea yeah basically what do you think everybody just guard him all right and leave everybody else what's happening easiest touchdown of my life easiest touchdown or or I just stiff War them I have seen you just walking away and they're just hanging off of you all right let's do this yeah my camera is there where we can see ourselves yeah what do you think when you see yourself um he's way bigger than this guy like I don't like seeing myself for some reason do you want me to flip it around no fun do you like when people talk about your height yes so it's interesting because you like talking about it you're proud of the fact you're so tall like you should be I'm really happy you're proud of yourself um I wish everybody in the world could be proud of who they are but at the same time you're not a fan of seeing yourself yeah do you know the reason that you don't like seeing yourself no I don't know the reason why what type of emotion is it like I sound different as I think I sound do you mean like that oh that is so relatable when you hear yourself when you hear yourself on video and you sound way different than you feel that you sound it's also probably pretty hard for him to express how he feels cuz he's 10 feeling when somebody hears their own voice when you're like oh man it's awful yeah that Brady when Brady played Lethal company with me he was like watching back to SP I just [ __ ] hate my voice your voice is fine Brady relax like that are you saying that you get that when you see yourself that same feeling yeah gigantism was was the diagnosis normally what happens is that there is a growth on your pituitary gland that constantly allows um the growth hormone to be released and normally you just have that released at certain points during your life to allow for growth um but with this it's constant so there never is a point where he is not growing um so he has incre increased height increased weight increased hunger increase thirst just it it it um just multiplies everything together tell me all about your granny um she's nice sweet and um always have food tell me about Jay's appetite oh he's got a big appetite yeah I think El L just about everything do you feel hungry often um yo one of the greatest memories bro when your grandparents would buy you fast food don't know if that's relatable be going out with my grandpa he'd be like you want to stop at Wendy's I'd be like what are you God because you always ask your parents like we have food at [Music] home yeah what is your favorite thing to do with your granny um help her cook he's very helpful he likes to help me ask me can I help can I do it or he's very good very sweet boy one day when he is a few years older what they will have to do is um they have to do a surgery have a surgery which we are not looking forward to no and it will remove the growth from his pituitary gland and it will stop the growth hormone from being released which he is said Mom I want to be 10 ft tall come on come on Mom what the [ __ ] about he does want to be seven foot tall I ain't going to be seven foot tall can you talk about why it's necessary to remove the growth from the pituitary I'd say let him get 72 and then remove it just my take he'd be in the NBA he'd be in the NBA we're being real he'd be in the [ __ ] NBA if you know if you know somebody over what is it if you know somebody over seven feet there's like a one in 10 chance they're in the NBA right now yes it will stop growth not only for his height it will stop growth for his organs as well with gigantism it's not just yeah that's that's probably the bigger issue outwardly things that you see that are have are enlarged his organs are enlar his heart kidneys liver everything will be enlarged and continue to grow as well so in the past what had happened is it has limited the lifespan for these other people um in the past that have had this diagnosis to where they're not they don't get to live a long life like most other people do that um eventually um he gets to the NBA LeBron's 48 yeah LeBron's still in the NBA at 52 years old still dunking will unfortunately um caused their death prematurely but um normally around 30 to 40 years of age think his son's going to go to the NBA his son had a heart attack recently what's his son named Brony bronnie you think he's going to be in the NBA chat I don't know how good he is I know I'm pretty sure he's D1 now just a lifespan for someone in the past that has had this but now how do you have a heart attack I think it was at practice or some [ __ ] they're able to do this procedure and ensure that they're are able to to live a nice long life what is your biggest hope for J's future I just want him to be healthy don't want to get too tall and too big cuz you [Music] know everything keeps growing if you don't do something and I don't want him to have any health problems live a long life and he's my good boy well the taller you are the shorter your lifespan usually is so if you're short that's the one thing you can um you know be like wow I have a one up on you you know uh short people live longer than tall people if you're like five feet tall there's a much higher chance that you will live longer than somebody that's like s feet tall like seven people that are s feet tall like usually don't live into their like 80s like Shaq I mean he's also a billionaire and he could probably buy a million things but like how old is Shaq Shaq well how Shaq's 71 and he's 51 like Shaq probably wouldn't live till like I mean I'm just making my guess is here but I doubt he's going to live to like 80 like when you're seven feet tall it's like you're going to have more health problems dog for the subal for the 10 Savage Kiara Arthur TR it for the sub pressy for the 10 to NAACP cocky because he's mentally 10 yeah Doan for the two what is your streams and videos uh help me throughout the day wakeing up in the morning I've been watching for six now months now you're helping so much this all I can Don on right now love you Joe thank you for the [ __ ] nice message thank you for the two uh to NAACP face bacon for the sub cookie for the one um I've been following for three years I've been good to chatter and mutuals Zusi doesn't really matter I never been timed out I was wondering if I have a shot in VIP I do see you in my chat a lot have you actually been following for [ __ ] three years maybe on a different account or you're saying three years what on Tik Tok yeah maybe sometime in the future I just VIP like [ __ ] four people in the last two weeks though so I don't want to I don't want to VIP too many people but in the future yeah vampit number for the sub tal for the 10 uh to NAACP wanted to say uh that I've been the most depressed ever in my life but you've helped me got through some of my rough days thank you so much thank you for the 10 uh and I'm sorry you're dealing with depression what I'm going to say bro is just push through that [ __ ] I know it might be rough right now but life gets better right even if it's shitty right now you're going to have ups and downs some of the Downs might be while but uh that's a part of life bro thank you for the 10 I'm glad I could help and I'm sure you're going through that Jammy for the three I took 10 hits from one of my friends cards one time I started listening to some weird [ __ ] on YouTube greened out and threw up so much Carter uh Canuck and vibes for the sub little for the sub Quinton for the three what are some Hobbies you have outside of streaming gaming or weightlifting um gambling philosophy is like more of a passion I would say than a hobby um no yeah no I wouldn't say gambling counts as a hobby um I'm I'm really into movies I I love movies um I don't know I would say I watch like two like in my free time I I watch movies a lot outside of gaming streaming or weightlifting yeah movies I really love movies like good movies good movie series individual movies I like really finding Niche ones too I also think that's in part because like when I'm eating an edible I want to watch something little for the subs get Adalie for the three why do you think it'll become inconvenient when you're above 65 is usually when I when things become inconvenient in terms of daily life are there any complications that come with being so tall confirmation complications like things that make it a little tricky or difficult oh yeah like if you tall you're not as fast as everybody else yeah that's that's disadvantage like all the sports you play but like in baseball I'm a hard hit so I always go last I believe the other negative thing other than just the health aspect is should play every sport this world is not set up for someone to be so tall okay I'm done watching this it's getting repetitive but it was a duby video next video chat AI generated videos just change forever oh God I had [ __ ] snot in my nose yesh TD for the three so I've been VIP for eight months glad I was uh I could be here and found you w Joe appreciate you thank you AI uh generated videos just changed forever lock in here chat all right so what videos do we have by the way oh yeah worst disorders and then all this other [ __ ] did you guys see the new AI update though I mean this is what it's about now but like a the new AI that they're rolling out can generate realistic videos that are IND discernible from reality all right so this is simultaneously really impressive and really frightening at the same time and it's hitting me in ways that I didn't really expect so do you remember Will Smith eating spaghetti do you remember when this was what AI generated videos look like remember when we said okay this AI stuff is and it was funny right and people were like oh craft this do this and it would just be like a dude that was like a year ago like literally a year ago people would post those videos where they take an image and then they'd let AI [ __ ] with it and it would like transform it but it would look like so low poly and it was like oh cool and all but this is kind of funny clearly there's a long way to go before there's any need for concern well welcome to the Future people because because this is also an AI generated video and so is this completely synthesized out of thin air by computers this one too this is not real absolutely my God like that just looks like a guy like that doesn't even look like not even like a high quality video game that looks like past 4K Graphics ridiculous how far we've come in literally one year this does feel like another chat GPT moment for AI and CGI yeah but it's like Fast generate like it's not like somebody like a CGI artist that's like doing this [ __ ] it's just like AI like oh make this and then it just [ __ ] instantly shows you somebody walking in New York City or some [ __ ] King for the Thousand betes you see that Kink uh jinxie and queso are live together what are they doing are they in person I saw that someone else bought you this this can be a backup one backup one just in from Haley a woman sent you a out you sent me a maid outfit they're just spamming xes with one L at the end where is where is quesan from no got my little Arkansas okay so they're actually kind of close what I think J's from Florida what oh no it's like a it's like a hat what you think it was what you think it was put it on bro would you at least put these on yo that's like the exact made costume I wore a few years ago even fit in this all right next stream I'm back I'm doing a butt naked mate coste hey watch next time I spark up butt naked made costume yo appreciate you Hal dude that's insane that's actually crazy bro appreciate that Haley okay let me grab another one this one's like gigantic dude he has 156,000 viewers there we go all right let's see what this is Yo also [ __ ] make fun of queso for being big he's not I wouldn't even say he's fat queso 10% Like I would say queso's a big guy but he doesn't look like he just looks like he would be a beefy dude like he's not fat you can tell it's a note because it say a note on it bro did he like run this through paint I'm a 19-year-old college student in California I painted this in my dorm I recently made a 3D animated short film about you it would mean a lot if you would check it out it's on YouTube called a day in the life of jinxy animated short bro I actually watched that Jack wait message he painted this in his why did it have to be this picture y that [ __ ] spent like three hours to [ __ ] paint him that yo I gotta do fan mail that [ __ ] would be so fun [ __ ] ah maybe this summer maybe this summer maybe this summer I would open one I open a PO Box certified for the sub fluffiest for the three me watching security camera footage of a crime I didn't commit but seriously these man-made Horrors need to be regulated before they get out of hand uh Nick for the three what is the worst grade you've gotten in your life how did you deal with it you inspired me with all you do a 13 uh on a biology quiz I I got a 13 I got almost every question wrong uh I was pretty upset uh and then I started studying but I've gotten like a lot of 50s in college the worst grade I've gotten is like a 70 like a 75 like I haven't really failed anything in college because I'm trying you know but in high school I like there there were a lot of things that I failed certified for the sub King for the Thousand butes uh all right lock back in here chat yeah I'm overreacting because okay I'm a video creator so an AI that's actually please say on his stream this is better then go watch his stream Paige then go watch his stream Paige if it's so much more entertaining than the Joe Bart stream man see more than him today literally that's true yeah so what what are you ordering from McDonald's later whatever you get double okay I'll do like 20 nuggets you'll be 40 20 20 20 20 20 cuz I get 10 I get full after yeah yeah what you get full after 10 nuggets 10 10 nuggets you going to believe me no I believe you you do yeah this just D I keep hitting my knee on your bed someone room isn't made for me someone said so you can R all right I'm not I'm not going to continue watching this I'll watch the [ __ ] clips that they make of it on Tik Tok later lock in here chat my job maybe that feels a little more threatening so I'm particularly impressed by it but also this this stuff is really good so today Sam Altman and open AI announced a new model called sora and it can generate full up to one minute video clips from just text input so the same way dolly was able to understand yeah this is gonna be a problem yeah this is this is gonna be this is gonna be a societal issue text input and turn it into a photo realistic or stylized image or whatever you want same thing with Sora but now since it's videos it also needs to understand how all these things like Reflections and textures and materials and physics all interact with each other over time to make a reasonable looking video I just think that once it I don't know if it's ever going to happen but the second AI can be creative it's over no like every job is now useless like almost every job the second AI can think in the sense of not needing an input to have a good and unique output every time and AGI people are actively working towards it I I don't I just don't I I don't see why that would be a good thing sniper of the sub I could see where it would be good in certain aspects but it would be like I'd be I'd be out of a job if an AI can if an AI Creator can exist there is no need for influencers there's no need for actors there's no need for comedians or anything right like the second you can make up [ __ ] I think that I don't I I think AI could be creative to an extent I don't know if I think that computers could be creative to the point of making up stories that are so indepth and funny or like relatable sniper for the sub only for the three but technically AI would have the input that of multiple lifespans of people's experiences and relatability is just about experience and so if AI can have experience then they have relatability and then they can do almost anything only Alex for the three hope you're have a good day remember cim is always washing down on you thank you for the [ __ ] three Petes uh Nick for the uh 10 says you're at a thousand after this video I'll shotgun the liquid death Arby for the sub neck for the three uh certified is for the three I already watched that all right I already read that and of course right away there's a bunch of examples you think a AI will replace us no do you think AI will replace us chat I think it'll replace a lot of jobs but I think the government's going to end up putting something in place that ensures that you can't have ai like if you want my honest take I'm going to have the presumption that the government would put in place a certain a certain percentage of jobs for businesses that would need to be filled by real people I think they're going to allow the use of AI in big corporations but I think they're going to put a restriction to the effect that you're only allowed to have 60% of your work be done by AI uh squid for the three uh if I were to come to your doorstep with a plate of sushi would you eat it with me um no I would probably punch you in the face and call the cops on you um hypothetically it would mean that I could solve all of our problem problems but odds are governments and such won't let that happen so instead of Utopia it would likely not be great well yeah I think if it was really good uh computers then it would be different on their website that are crazy now before I show you these I just need you to keep this in mind you're about to watch a bunch of AI generated videos and you know that you're about to watch a bunch of AI generated content so your brain you're already looking for this stuff and it's not perfect you will find imperfections but not everybody who sees AI generat content on the internet knows to be looking for that so also keep that in mind this is also the worst that this technology is going to be from here on now so okay here's one of the videos there's no audio to any of these clips but the prompt for this one is a stylish woman walks down a Tokyo Street filled with warm glowing neon and animated City signage she wears a black leather jacket a long red dress and black boots this video is already miles ahead of where we were it has accurate lighting it has materials it has skin tones movements even has Reflections all over the place now of course if you look at it am I wrong though that you can tell that it's fake by the background people like this this you can't notice it but back here it's not like you you could tell for more than about 10 seconds very closely there are lots of giveaways like this dude in the background kind of looks like he's it looks like they're kind of like just floating gliding in a weird ccist it looks much better than what it was like six months ago just I don't know it just kind of feels a little bit off but then again this is where we were one year ago so just keep that in the back of your head for all this okay how about this one this is another one which has a long prompt about a camera following behind a white vintage SUV with a black roof rack speeds up a steep dirt road this is also again really good kind of looks a little more video gy because of how Rock Solid the Drone footage is but clearly very usable here's another one a litter of Golden Retriever puppies in the snow their heads pop in and out of the snow cover stop that looks so real in it it's so good it feels like the physics of the fur and the ear oh see and the fact that I'm it's making me go on and it's not real and everything with the snow flying around it's not real dude that this isn't real in slow motion is incredible I've looked through all the sample videos on open ai's website and yeah that's making me think like definitively though if AI is able to make [ __ ] like that at one point I'm going to be like damn what if like we're in a [ __ ] simulation like it'll dead ass feel like The Truman Show the movie if it gets to that point especially if they can like integrate AI into like more of like a VR experience that would be like utterly terrifying um Nick for the 3 I also have a pillar with your face on it you should watch Dark Viper Au clearly these are the handpicked best ones that they chose to share where they just put in some text and then get a video and don't modify it but there's really impressive stuff in there some of it has humans some of it doesn't some of it is more realistic feeling like the truck driving one but some of them are more video gamey or more stylized a lot of it is slow motion just have to say how insanely fast these models are improving is genuinely like that's the shocking part like I remember not even that many months ago Dolly 3 really really high-end and you could always still find something off about it like especially if you ask it for something like a photorealistic image of a human something about like the hands or the ears would always just be a little bit off never mind the physics but even this video here is that looks genuinely just real though crazy like I wouldn't be able to tell I wouldn't be able to tell the difference of that if you just had this on Tik Tok I'd be like oh it's just some dude reading at first glance The Prompt for this AI generated video is a young man in his 20s is sitting on a piece of a cloud in the sky reading a book this one feels like 90% of the way there for me like it's beyond the uncanny valley of like apples personas which are actually based on humans this is a madeup person I mean his eyes are kind of weird and the motion of the pages in the book are kind of odd and yeah obviously he's in a cloud and that's a giveaway but like the lighting and the shadow video dude it does look like a [ __ ] music video and the skin tones and then all the realism of the textures on the shirt and the way the the shirt and the pants move and the hair they're all really impressive and then for this one all right I'm not watching this anymore it's just going to keep going through it interesting though next video the worst disorders in human history lock in these are the worst wor mental and physical disorders in human history that nobody talks about Joe look at donos oh I did read them already oh wait no do I have to shotg on that [ __ ] liquid death okay all right hold up I got to go get a key real quick Cal me down yo while we're doing this x play NAACP you know [ __ ] donate we're about a shotgun of [ __ ] 24 oun uh liquid death which is going to suck ass but uh you know uh [ __ ] donate donate to the chair uh it's for black right it's [ __ ] great charity all right coming down 30 seconds I'm about to go get the key real quick all right what song do we rip this to chat it's ice cold I wish it was warm I feel like it'd be easier if it was warm funk music The Steve will do it intro no mod ban the person that just said the N word in my chat please thank you Freebird what about this nah that ain't that epic Freebird would be good Freebird would actually be kind of fire and the B viewers aren't going to hear it oh that's going to suck the guitar solo on free hold up hold up I gotta key it first I rip this in five seconds no it's going to be a little bit longer oh my God oh my God how many ounces is that 19.2 not 24 oh oh dude being sick I couldn't even breathe [Music] Chad don't say ew stop Cass for the five gifted thank you for the five gifted [ __ ] sub sebass I appreciate that [ __ ] coconut for the thre my whole life I've been afraid to tell people um from do to hate about my country what right now we are at War a lot of people are saying things on social media they're untrue I've never been able to speak my own language in a few places I'm not religious I spent eight out eight out of my 15 years of my life in Europe I want to get over my fear be true to my and my family what do I do be true to yourself and your family man don't let other people's thoughts control your life uh is is what I'm going to say the cookie for the one VIP doesn't really matter I want to help you in some ways I can I know if it's not a mod from two years ago with the blue DX racer chair okay log for the five Lord knows I can't change uh neck for the three I already read that holy [ __ ] Alaska for the said yeah I'm going to have to pee so many times chat it's actually probably good that we RI that near the end of stream not near the end of stream but near the later half of the stream okay when is stream ending not for a bit we still got a few more videos to watch all right lock in here Chat lock in worst disorders in human history number five boanthropy although it may sound fake boanthropy is a mental disorder in which a person believes they're a cow not only do they think they're a cow there's no way that's a [ __ ] thing that's like a genetic disorder that you believe that you're a cow somebody redeemed headset that I could perceive that being like a disorder where you kind of dissociate into believing you're something else but there's no way it's specifically you think you're a cow but they act like one too by walking on all fours eating grass and making cow noises the worst thing of all is that these people develop this out of nowhere after living completely normal lives but studies do show it's closely linked to schizophrenia sadly when these people are found okay yeah in public they're extremely malnourished and typically on the verge of death from crawling around all day and only eating grass the first real case of this dates back to the year 1000 when the prince of B started making cow noises and asked that he'd be killed so his meat and flesh could be consumed however there's also a Biblical text that dates back to bro no way that's a [ __ ] real thing since the year 1000 there have been people that have randomly just gone okay I'm a cow now and just had to go [ __ ] eat grass outside and [ __ ] around 600 BC when the first person to get it was the king of the Neo Babylonian Empire only some depict the text in this way because it doesn't directly say it just says he was driven away from humans and he ate grass with the ox let me know what you think in the comments number number four stoneman's disease imagine every time you know this a bruise instead of the tissue under your skin healing by reabsorbing the blood it just turned into bone well that's exactly what 2,500 people deal with every day stoneman's disease also known as fop syndrome is an extremely rare genetic disorder that turns tendons and muscles into bone throughout someone's life since this gradually takes over the body and eventually stops all movement the person has to make the diff yeah as as you age it's only going to get worse difficult decision of what position they want to spend the rest of their lives in some of the worst Parts about this disorder are the treatment options and the mental damn they got to choose what position they're going to live in because eventually they're just going to be full bone and they're not going to be able to [ __ ] move I feel like I just want to be seated like uh probably like a like a kind of kind of like a not just like upright 90 degrees you know when you're chilling in class and you're you're at you kind of like push your butt to the edge of the seat and kind of sit like back like reclined like that I feel like that that'd be the most comfortable position that you could be in still not ideal but battles people have to go through one treatment option is to surgically remove the extra bone which sounds good in theory but to remove the extra bone it will only make the person's bone growth speed up during the healing process because irritated muscles and bruises turn into bone quicker as they heal and the scariest part of all is the isolation over time they quickly lose their independence and ability to speak so even though their physical body is cursed their mind doesn't change people with this disorder usually end up in deep depression because the life they once had crumbles away and the majority of their thoughts are focused on the fact that they can't do anything to save themselves number three alien hand syndrome have you ever wondered that is so [ __ ] insane you literally just start turning to like Stone and your mind's there like people are going to be able to take care of you and [ __ ] but at one point you're not going to be able to communicate at all and you're just in your own thoughts what it would be like to only have that's not the only disorder like that like there's a lot of things that are like that one hand well how about two hands but you can't physically control what one hand does because that's exactly what alien hand syndrome does to people it's when a person loses complete control of their hand and it acts as if it has a mind of its own this syndrome is developed sometimes from brain tumors and strokes but many people underestimate just how serious this condition is these people struggle in public because their hand will point at random people imagine owning a gun with this disorder uh there's probably a law against that if you have this disorder you probably can't own a gun because that'd be [ __ ] imagine imagine you have like a license to carry and you just have this disorder you just [ __ ] pull that [ __ ] out and kill somebody like straight up and sometimes flip other I feel like I cut my hand off people off other times when everything seems to be going well maybe they're just talking with an old friend who happens to be holding a drink and all of the sudden their out of control hand grabs their friends's drink and then spills it on them then they have to explain they have a rare disorder called alien hand syndrome which just sounds made up but one of the oh my God and they're going to be like you're [ __ ] Li oh you have alien hand syndrome worst parts of just spilled a [ __ ] Pepsi all over me having this disorder is sleeping even when they're asleep their hand continues to do whatever it wants often times they'll wake up after hitting themselves or wake up feeling violated after their own hand touches them and no that's not even a joke people go so long battling their hand that they feel violated after it touches you knowwhere number two disassociative identity disorder did is when somebody has multiple personalities oh we watched this with this is one of the crazy things dude it's [ __ ] fascinating we watched the whole video with uh Anthony Pilla which makes them act like a completely different person and in some cases animals or even a stationary object these other personalities I didn't know it could make somebody act like a animal or a stationary object I thought it was just different human personas are called altars and could take over the body at any point in time even though the majority of people with this disorder live day-to-day life I dated a girl with did how did that work work like were you dating every Persona that she had or were you only dating one like how do you have a relationship with somebody said can we watch something else this video is two minutes longer so no uh you could leave the stream if you want right A lot of people already left to go watch queso and jinxy I understand it right big Monumental twitch thing but I dated a guy with uh a girl with four personalities five personalities how but how do you how do you date somebody with that like like each person you're having a different relationship withes people who have serious cases are held in psychiatric hospitals because there's a high chance that one of their personalities is a serial killer or just someone who commits crime the way people get did isn't through genetics or brain injury it's actually a coping mechanism children use after they go through repetitive trauma in their childhood creating different Al you know how bad a trauma you'd have to have to have like 10 different personas cuz like did can range like you could go through a decent bit of trauma and have like one or two I'm assuming but like if you have like [ __ ] 30 different personalities like you've probably gone through so much [ __ ] Alters is their way of protecting themselves so they don't have traumatic memories whenever an alter takes over they can decide whether the main person can see what's going on for example incen sea says when her three-year-old alter named Mini Takes Over it's like she's is watching what's happening through her eyes while sitting in a movie theater however when her other altars take over it's like she starts sleeping and can't remember anything she did while controlling her body another interesting thing she talked about is the only way she can communicate with the other altars is through a journal where they write back and forth to each other talking about their lives number one fatal familial insomnia you may have heard someone you have a journal communicating to other people that are in your body like when say they can't oh that is so that is so [ __ ] it's hard it's impossible to understand sleep but this insomnia is very different one out of three adults have normal sleeping issues but there are only 50 families in the world who carry this genetic disorder for fatal insomnia this disorder Works in four different stages the first stage lasts three to 6 months and most commonly affects people in their 40s the people who suffer from this start by having trouble sleeping and when they do finally fall asleep they say they have unusual dreams that cause anxiety and in some cases even depression from their lack of sleep even when they're awake they have to deal with panic attacks and paranoia stage two lasts for 5 to 9 months and it's basically the same thing but just twice as bad in this stage you begin to have trouble moving around and will experience some hallucinations while being awake stage three is the shortest of them all for a reason lasting around 3 months this is when the person reaches complete insomnia meaning it's basically impossible for them to sleep and they begin to have intense hallucinations since they're constantly awake even though they can't give you drugs for that like if you have severe insomnia I feel like you could they could give you something that would just knock you out like just U like [ __ ] BL like just literally you're just going to be asleep for 12 hours wake up not even know what happen this is smoking weed now you still have dreams I mean you don't really have them as much but like if you have severe insomnia and you smoke weed that's not going to fix it shortest stage three months feels like six but the fourth and final stage of the disease lasts up to 6 months or more at this point whatever brains they had left rots and they lose all sense of reality this stage starts after the person begins facing extreme dementia meaning they have total memory loss of what everything is soon after that they lose all of their ability to move or speak which is Then followed by a com and eventually Eternal sleep now like And subscribe wow that that's the most [ __ ] fearing that that's the most terrifying thing out of all the things that we've [ __ ] seen today holy [ __ ] or out of all the ones that we've seen there I feel like I would that that's the worst one because you're going to [ __ ] die number one and you're just going to literally you're going to be living in a [ __ ] dream world but not a good one Batman for the sub dangerous for the sub all right hold up up next video we're going to move how the nerdy team became an FBI Most Wanted uh trafficker to Sunday we're still going to watch poppy playtime and we're going to throw something else into the loop here chat what do we want to throw out what what what do we want to throw out into the loop here chat oh what'll we able to throw in here do we want to watch another big tug video pick a vid from Discord buddy these are all videos that I have chosen as worthy to watch on stream that we have yet to see 214 you can do another big tug video why Pakistan's bodybuilders are dying devious ways to make money let's watch a Tommy and devious ways to make money what a beautiful day the sun is rising and gleaming cancer Rays on everyone that one morning bird is making that one morning bird sound you know the one I'm talko and jinxy stream I'm not doing a [ __ ] watch party of the queso and jinxy stream I know a lot of people left to go watch that that's fine right I'm not gonna [ __ ] but it's like dude why are they playing Wii Sports talking about gangdom style just came out to the public oh did I not mention we're in 2012 we're in 2012 and now let's fast forward 12 years later the average price of a home is $387,000 a new car cost around is that true $8,000 that's even more insane average price of a home being 340 Grand is less insane than the average car being $48,000 and a McDonald's hash brown is officially $3 man that's already the small item from the entire menu so in these hard Economic Times people have to find any way to get the bread they can to live don't worry like a prince charming I'm here to provide what you guys need so today we're going to be running through some of the most unethical and devious ways to get your bread up and let me S DRS all right we'll see yall in the next video I just end stream just uh disclaimer this is all played for jokes and a sarcas fastic video I'm not telling anyone to actually do this educational purposes only Tommy nfg is not responsible for anyone who bribes frauds extorts the P for the one you got to post on Tik Tok right now chatter I don't need a post on Tik Tok right now that man for the five little rip from my doggy died of liver cancer F in the [ __ ] chat or not F in the chat rip in the chat F in the chat seems less more genuine uh or less genuine rip in the chat for uh that man JoJo's uh dog I'm sorry that your dog died of liver cancer heuse my joy every day well what was his name couch for the sub thatman for the sub genuinely I'm sorry that uh about that though hold up yeah no I don't need a post oh wait no I do need a post you were right awkward all right chat one or two two word posting lock in serves the pece all right and we're good my lawyers told me we're set to do this video the first method we got is the fake startup now the first thing you got to do is think of some type of really cool concept maybe something like that one SpongeBob episode where they go to Atlantis and there's that machine that teleports food via Bluetooth to your stomach so you don't have to waste time e uh he's going to say do a startup get a lot of investors and then just take the money and leave I don't know why but I thought that was so cool as game next you're going to want to go to Kickstarter for y'all that don't know Kickstarter Kickstarter dude do people still use Kickstarter I remember when I was like [ __ ] 14 I used to watch ub's Kickstarter crap videos man like that I forgot about that [ __ ] body can go to post their creations and get funding to mass produc it and this website always has a disaster waiting to happen some of my personal disaster because nobody ever makes the product they say they're going to [ __ ] make they're they always have a great idea and the and then it ends up being a shitty product or they just don't [ __ ] make the product and take your money favorite kickstarters from it are the hitch which is a hook attached to the back of your ass to make carrying luggage easier it really just looks like a butt plug the FL kitten in a fake baby project I think it would be weird digging inside a baby as a grown ass man in public yeah you get the point you can post anything on this B next you want to post the fake concept that you cooked up on the website give it to the little fake Sab story talking about I've been working my whole life to get these hot cocoa flavored condoms on shelves but I've been rejected and rejected I've been I've been struggling since I was a child and they give a whole life backstory and then they're just selling like a wooden figurine by all companies it's fairly priced it's only $150 it's a wooden pencil and I know what you're thinking there already sell wooden pencils but this is Spruce Wood it's different and it writes better but it's time the people make a change you also got to get some fake prototypes as well something people will believe if you have to pay somebody to make the Prototype look rude and as people buy your fake sob story and donate to the startup for something they see as useful for the future you take the money and dip never to speak about it unironically though this has happened a lot on the website people have gotten their entire bank account sweeped next thing we got is the sliping milk method now this one's going to require a partner but if you got no friends money then that's pretty sad but maybe pay a stranger and y'all could do it like on some GTA Hep first thing you want to do is walk into the grocery store both of you guys cannot walk in at the same time though because that would give it away immediately you know a scam that people do so commonly that actually works uh and I would say don't do this cuz you're a douchebag if you do but people do it uh go to a restaurant bring a fake bug uh or a real bug or something that would be disgusting to have in your food uh eat your food and three4 of the way through eating your food put the bug in the food and then call the waiter over and say there's a bug in my food and then now you just ate for free that you orchestrated it I'd say you guys arrive and if you do it though you're an [ __ ] but separate cars there are people that do that around 25 minutes before each other next the first person needs to walk to the milk aisle as you're going through which type of cow titty milk you would prefer you want to spill a jug by accident and make it really look like an accident don't be obvious okay you need to slip and look like a Looney Tunes cartoon character after that you want to walk to the front to tell an employ what happened next person number two is up they need to walk in the store and head towards that aisle and as they head I don't think this would ever work cuz they're going to find out the connection between the two people it they need to be a dumbass and not looking at all just paying attention to their phon this next part is then you get banned cuz they know you faked it but they have to comp it well they don't know if you faked It or Not unless they actually thoroughly check this is going to hurt okay person number two needs to slip on the milk that person number one spilled with the hardest velocity they can the more expensive part of your body you break the more you going to be paid so that's up to you and as you hit the ground need to ingest some of the spilled milk by accident oh did I mention you need to be lactose intolerant for this you need to be lactose why do you have to be lactose intolerant this all happens person number one should be walking back with the employee to tell them where the spill happened and boom You've Won if they didn't already put up the wet floor sign you're basically secure you're getting a stack easily from the company for liabilities if they try to pull the well let's check the camera footage you've already set it up or you don't know the person and you can split bread with your partner just like that the next thing we got is the off catfish to be honest only fans is already unethical like I could really just say strip down in your birthday suit the method's done but no according to statistics 99% of the world's population is fugly as hell if you're sub to me that's not you though all my subscribers are the outliers first step in the process is you're going to want to find some nice AI photo generator to get your model what are the statistics on how many ugly people are in the world I mean that's based on personal stances though how many people are below average looking it would have to be that women say 80 men women say 80% of men are below average a study done by the dating app Okay Cupid found that women find 80% of men unattractive or below average I feel I feel like that can't I mean dude also maybe that's because it's the dating app and it's it's probably basing it off of the men on the dating app and so they're going to be like okay yeah they're not as attractive women I know who are in happy relations however they have the average guys what I will say though and I've said this before when people ask you what average is you never say five like if you're rating someone and you're like their average the number that's going to coincide with their average is like a seven like if you say somebody's a five you're saying they're [ __ ] ugly like average is a seven right if you're like ah they're average seven you're not going to say oh they're average five right like most people people you would rate between six and 10 like if you're rating if I'm like ah that person's a little unattractive a little bit below average four like I'm basically saying they look like schmeel jam you're got seven for the 25 to NAACP D in the chat for that thank you for the [ __ ] Dono it's Cyclone stretch for the sub that man for the three uh his name was Hershey he was a fat little B of Joy Shir pointer I'm sorry for your loss man foxman for the sub Miss for the sub honey for the 25 to NAACP missed last couple charity streams try to donate when I can thanks for doing these dub look like the real thing so do your research into finding that next you're going to want to create your Twitter account the Land of the Free World yeah create a Twitter account and then every tweet you see regardless of what it's about just post in the replies just just genitals like every other [ __ ] Twitter post man I'm like I'm like oh that's a nice interesting Twitter post about a historical uh fact click let me look at the replies somebody's vagina only fans hoes wrong next you want to go on Twitter and pay one of the meme pages to promote your stuff meme pages on Twitter are like top five sellouts of all time you could probably pay them in a door Dash and they do but here's the catch do you think you could handle this no and I don't want to block with AI usually block younger people can tell its AI pretty easily you're going to have a bad with three fingers and a mean crosy so the alternative strategy we got I got like no followers on Twitter and every time I tweet I still have like three [ __ ] corn Bots that reply to my [ __ ] and I block them like that's how annoying it is or like same thing with Tik Tok dude it's like [ __ ] dude literally the video that I just posted I could go on it right now and I'm going to count how many [ __ ] Bots just commented on it it's going to be half the [ __ ] comments cute or very cutest at Amy this outfit is perfect I didn't need to get it Ashley like bro what is this one all right deleting dude it's like every video I have to do this all right Jesus Christ where' the video go did I just delete the video by accident oh no I didn't okay lock back in jello for the sub is you're going to have the same profile I see Ashley in every comment section no I've blocked 80 Ashley's dude there's like 50 [ __ ] thousand of those accounts on Facebook next you got to join an old [ __ ] group I don't know something like # ihate my wife then you got to DM one of them and flirt with them make their meat jump up a little the older the better because it means the less they would be able to tell it's AI a good way of telling if you have someone is if you see a old man with this type of pose and profile picture someone who looks like they were two when astronauts landed on the moon then eventually you ask them but then you got to flirt with an 80-year-old man to send money if they want to see some naughty pics of you and with them Social Security checks and retirement income you're pretty much guaranteed it all right for this next one you could consider it a good act but it is a little up I guess what I've cooked up here is called The Vape and dash the first thing you need to do is be a grown adult hanging around the closest store near a high school okay I know that sounds crazy but let me explain it a little bit okay you need to be at that store around the time that kids get out of school next you want to spot the group that you need no say just sell [ __ ] Vapes to high schoolers or vape fiends this is pretty easy to me it's either the fake thugs the Edgars or Genuine kids you tell or Tweakers and as they head towards the story you want to act like the cool kid and strike up a conversation with them relate to them talk about the latest Tic Tac Trends who their favorite streamer is whatever the kids are talking about I can't relate kib toilet Ohio rizzler Phantom tax am I right guys new jinxy clip Bar B B B you guys want to buy some crack good a g aim anymore because I just turned 21 so I'm pretty much retirement age and internet time then tell them you can buy them the Vapes or vape cartridges from the store as long as they give you the money to buy it and when they give they give you the money to buy Vapes and instead of just stealing the money you just buy them Marl burrow just hand them cigarettes all right there's your money's worth you the money simply pocket it walk into the store and tell them if they don't act like nothing happened you're calling the cops it's foolproof there's not a single person they could actually tell not the cops not their parents and at the same time you're what are they going to do I gave this money to I gave this I give money to this guy to buy me a vape I gave money to this guy to buy me a vape and he didn't buy me the [ __ ] Vape he stole it that's like exactly like that one video where the guy was like I was trying to buy some crack and and then the guy ran off and he called the cops saying that the guy stole his drug money teaching them a little lesson on what not to do you're basically a hero you could also switch this for alcohol but nowadays kids are picking Vapes over it so this next one is for my big back individuals I told y I got everyone covered the first thing you need to do is download a food delivery app you got your Uber Eats your door dashes your Postmates whatever's to your liking next you're going to sign up as a delivery driver and I can already see some people Tommy are you really telling us to just deliver on door Dash no no let me keep cooking up okay after signing up as a delivery driver you want to create a new account and on the second account you're playing the role as the loyal customer the loyal customer who's willing to get taxed about $50 a delivery fees for no reason and as you're on yo yo you become a door dashh driver yo is this what he's about to say you become a door Dash driver you order off door Dash you go get the food you deliver the food you don't deliver the food you refund the door Dash and now you just have free food that's definitely like fraud that's probably the equivalent of fraud on the second account make an order near the general area you're in next after you make the order you want to go to the delivery account and pick the order up you made from the second account that way you're going to be paying yourself and getting the food for free it's like a dream job you're eating whatever you want and getting paid for oh no yo he said he's doing it way different because you're G to still lose a fee nah order n because he's saying you you order it and just deliver it for yourself and then you're going to make a percentage off that no no no and then you're not even making money you're still paying you're not going to make money for that because you're just paying unless he's saying you're going to refund it after there you also don't got to pay for inflated ass groceries you leave Walmart nowadays with a pack of noodles and water and it's $100 and for this last one I've come up with is probably you would make some back no but it' still be if you if you ordered Wendy's and you went and picked it up for yourself you're still not profiting money or making it any cheaper it's still more expensive than if you just went to one's and bought it the way that you make it cheap is you go you pick it up and then you just say it wasn't delivered the most up one out of all of them but hey did I name the video oh how to make money in a familyfriendly gentle God this kid been following for 18 minutes bro 18 minutes this this the most boring video ever first stream let's go Joe hit the penjamin F2 hit the penjamin would you ever go to kick hit the penjamin does Joe read chat Joe I love you how many bets to sniff your chair do it fart or clap still in cab most boring video ever bro shut the [ __ ] up dude Jesus man you're allowed to say switch videos but you're just complaining you're just yapping man been f for 18 minutes bro you just asked me to hit the penjamin six times out of all your [ __ ] chats [ __ ] type something else all beneficial for the sub 413 for the thre what do you ask for at the barber I want to get it I say give me that [ __ ] up they say what do you want to do I say [ __ ] my [ __ ] up and then they it no I just say they trim the sides and then [ __ ] cut trim the top and then I just [ __ ] go and then it's done I have a very basic haircut you know bro said jobart Mad God Tyler shut up way to humanity so let's roll with this the first I'm not going to ban you cuz you're a new chatter First Step you want to do is go to a country that has a lot of bald people here on the screen are the top seven countries with the most bald people next you want to make up a random Serum with some [ __ ] ass nices and spices in it throw a little bit of coconut oil essential oils beaver anal glands get whatever to make it smell good next you want to find someone with amazing Luscious Hair and pay them to cut it all off all the way Bal you're going to have to wait several months for the person's hair to grow back to its glorious state so give it some sometimes after their hair grows back you want to go out to a place where hella ball hang out maybe a Home Depot maybe a Denny's maybe a bar and set up a poster of a before and after for the guy's hair you shaped off next you want to go up to these bald dudes and tell them you know the one in only way to fix their bonus and it's your serum and as living you only have one [ __ ] photo reference proof you have the person with the Luscious Hair vouch for you most likely in desperation they'll pay you for the serum and if it doesn't work I highly doubt that works all right next video Puppy Playtime night shift lock in chat supposed to be a scary video also actually I was going to try and hold it I can't hold it I'm starting to [ __ ] process that [ __ ] liquid death I have to take a fat pass Count Me Down 30 seconds we're back all right lock in chat poppy playtime night shift live action oh we got to turn our light off for this FMV when I don't know are you the same person that asked me this are you're a [ __ ] new chatter jinxie's live with queso I know I know the toy factory was open in those days but the rules were constantly changing new employees came and went all the time you never knew what you were walking into wow this is like weirdly like the game a poppy playtime movie a poppy playtime movie would be [ __ ] fire you know how they made a new FNAF movie what would be like a really good game they could make into a movie like a horror game definitely poppy playtime poppy playtime um what else I feel like any chill is art game but like most of those are I don't know how entertaining the movie would actually be bendy and the ink machine ah but would they be able to make little nightmares H little night I I don't think they could actually make that into a movie though has to be something you could use like real humans the back rooms that would be sick I would not be able to work here that would freak me out too much like even if it wasn't haunted and this thing was going to come to life and [ __ ] kill him which is probably going to happen I don't think I could be a janitor at like an abandoned [ __ ] like chuckecheese even like that would freak me out Jeremy for the 20 to end up ACP donate earlyer want to donate again love the streams W charity hope you have a good week man thank you for the [ __ ] three or not the three the 20 to NAACP uh bet it for the three once's the night shift video what do you mean night shift video You're zombie for the sub oh it's about to move stop what's that weak ass flashlight he has stop is it looking at him if a giant character is seen in any exhibit notify Superior immediately yo oh my I'd immediately run I would immediately run stop and he's not freaking out about how this [ __ ] eight foot thing just literally disappeared with no no okay now he's running good [ __ ] [ __ ] good [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah walk a little bit quicker there bro already call somebody up on the phone I'm dipping quitting that job oh no it's it's already waiting for him oh it's going to be at the exit oh all right it wasn't that scary yep close that [ __ ] right back up don't even know what the [ __ ] that is God what do you do in this scenario is it stupid like it thinks it's acting like it like it's just on the wall couldn't just open the door and [ __ ] grab him not going in there definitely not going in there bro no lie I feel like I'll just accept the fact that I'm going to die is it going to be against the glass no I'm not yo I actually just don't even want to look it's going to [ __ ] reach at him you're you're telling me he's just going to slide down this [ __ ] slide no problem stop it's going to reach it's going to reach it's going to be a jump scare it's going to be behind him or some [ __ ] oh stop stop he's dead as [ __ ] and he's oh my God yo he's so loud it's just going to be there bro there's no way it's not or it's behind him this anticipation is just oh my God stop I knew it was going to happen too I knew it I never not get scared at a jump scare wow the last [ __ ] minute is end credits yeah that was a [ __ ] that was a good short film though wow all right chat we're gonna call that there W [ __ ] stream W charity stream our total that we raised $1,147 for uh NAACP great charity helps bra writes uh Deon for the 10 Don again I didn't leave a comment but want to say your streams uh and YouTube videos all the time or I watch your streams and YouTube videos all the time finally switch to Twitch uh you're a great person keep up the great work thank you uh I'm going to upload on YouTube literally right now um so you guys can [ __ ] watch for the people that uh don't have anything to do tonight but uh because I know it's a little a little bit shorter of a stream like 20 minutes short but uh posting right now just post it on YouTube uh but yeah chat I'll be live tomorrow 1M EST we're going to be doing um what's it called VR games we're gonna be doing VR FNAF shaving stuff cooking VR Sim maybe among us some random [ __ ] uh Sunday's going to be react at 2 Monday I'm going to be doing Minecraft uh in killer frequency Tuesday I'm off Wednesday I'm doing uh horror games uh and Hell divers too with sneak snag uh Thursday is going to be pacific drive maybe uh some more infinite craft Friday's going to be reacts and next Saturday is going to be uh a Minecraft 20 uh TB Christy for the sub chat thank you to everybody that popped out don't subed ETA I appreciate everybody that popped out uh and just you know [ __ ] came to the stream we had a great chat great audience say a lot of people the stream uh we also raised a lot of money for a good cause and I appreciate every that [ __ ] helped um X Point Discord join the Discord reactor G play video gam most of the videos that I watch and the games that I play if you have any videos you want me to watch games you want me to play I'd very much appreciate y'all suggestions uh because I do find most of the videos that I watch in games that I play from yall suggestions but yeah uh I will see y'all tomorrow 1:30 or not 1:30 1M EST uh and outside of that W stream who do you all want to raid today who do we want to raid K or jinxy dude he already has 192,00 th viewers do I want to raid do I want to raid them I'm not adding anything to their view count dude I I feel like I want to raid somebody where it's gonna make more of an impact you know let's raid [ __ ] sneak snag he's literally playing Minecraft we're playing with him on Wednesday all right I will catch youall then though appreciate everybody that popped in hope you guys had fun and I'll see y'all uh tomorrow 1 p.m ESP for some VR uh |
hi hate strip i wanted some background noise hi hello hi hi guys hi vancity hello hi joey hi lady [ __ ] hi guys hi i know i'm in a costume crazy hi eldon thank you for the two months i know it's four in the morning hi hi secret stream hello hello hello hi you guys i know it's a little late alani thank you for the seven months people hey solar light yo thank you for the three hi guys why so late it's just how it happens sometimes shadow zap thank you for the 11 months it's a sponsored stream okay why now because this is when they wanted it boys we're here to make the people happy hi nice to see you quest for keys happy you're having a good night hello avoided polo thank you for the sub we're gonna get started in one sec i just want everyone to get in here we have some videos to watch lauren thank you for the 11 months we have some videos to watch and we have a game to play today that should be fun so yeah you're here for the fit thanks nick serious thank you for the 15 months you love it here thank goodness what is kings of avalon where you're about to see you're gonna see tonight what's this game it's a fun one you'll love it hi yes hi just waiting for everyone to get here just a few more people and then we're just going to get started we're going to hop on in i'm going to need mods to explain to anyone confused with the stream that is a sponsor this is a sponsor so we have a sponsored stream today the weird guy thank you for the nine months hi guys okay good job quest for keys you're doing it good morning from germany you've played this game awesome hopefully you guys will like it you can download it now on your phone kings of avalon use the code qtkoa q-t-k-o-a if you want if you want i do have hashtag ad car magnetic thanks for being worried but i do have the hashtag so i am legally um adhering to every policy there is thank you though for being a karen very nice view um hi jelly wong hello guys oh pirate hello pirates here jess is here hi you're gonna make another commercial oh we could only dream we could only dream you're downloading it right now that's so exciting well make sure you use my code cutie koa ut koa i am so surprised that alert just worked right thank you for the thousand bits i didn't know those alerts were on i didn't know those alerts were on but hey they are i guess that's so cool they're on yeah i got very surprised so did everyone in chat well hi guys um we're gonna just do a little secret stream tonight playing kings of avalon i hope you're ready is it on android yes it is yes it is yes it is i'm excited to show you guys it's a fun game um for those of you who don't know kings of avalon is a mobile strategy game inspired by king arthur's story all players share an ultimate goal of becoming a king and ruling the empire through upgrading buildings enhancing the strength of the army forming alliances and finally conquering the surrounding countries so very very fun game we're gonna do that we're gonna do that tonight okay that's we're gonna play we're gonna watch a few videos before we get started um i just want to get started right at 1am which is in one minute so i know how long we have done this exactly um but yeah very exciting eli can't wait to play this once again thanks keith for the info you're you're so welcome thank you okay um okay let's let's let's let's jump into it all right guys so the first thing we're gonna do is again here we go i wanna introduce you guys two kings of avalon it's what we're doing for the rest of the night it's a mobile strategy game so any of you who have a cell phone you can download it download it now in the app store use code qt koa um kings of avalon is a mobile strategy game inspired by king arthur's story all players share an ultimate goal of becoming king and rolling the empire through upgrading buildings enhancing the strength of the army forming alliances and finally conquering the surrounding countries so we're gonna play today yeah there's dragons in the game there are dragons in the game hopefully we'll be able to see a dragon we'll see but we're gonna watch a few videos and do some react andy for the first 10 minutes so let's watch some videos first um there's also a qr code above me if you do want to download the game you are more than welcome to do so um but here we go let's watch some of these videos let me get them loaded up okay first video of kings of avalon we're gonna see what's going on here i'm not entirely sure i haven't seen this before so i'm excited to um i'm excited to see what we've got here um okay here we go [Music] we've got someone in their underwear who has a hidden dragon this is me on a saturday [Music] you know same fit same dragon same vibes now i'm a princess king of avalon play now that was a pretty cool video what else do they have for us we got this one it's the same one just in case you missed it here's a dragon again leveling up getting taken care of attacking these bullies and then becoming the queen king no big deal play now great what a what a fun video easy peasy how easy is that i think these are all the same let me just double check i don't believe they were supposed to be so i'm just a little nervous that they might be um loading the next one is loading okay okay we broke it chat you broke it it wasn't me it was you chat you broke it what the heck okay it is the same video great i don't believe we need to watch it again because it's the same video but there's other videos there's other videos we need to watch so let's watch these oh i don't know what's going on here oh my gosh i just found a dragon egg that's exciting the dragon will fish for me and okay dragon needs to be nerfed that's insane goal number one get a dragon goal number two take over the world girl number three take over the other worlds easy enough i feel like we learned a lot there did you guys write that down did you write it down okay what's this one wait start over please chopping wood building a fence using our hoe getting some wheat oh my gosh i thought i was killing the cow plowing the field selling the wheat making some dough oh those are our workers we're not selling it taking over the world what we've learned every single thing we do we end up taking over the world and that's ideal as long as we end up taking over the world i'm happy play now great fabulous let's see the next video we're supposed to watch good videos so far oops ooh this one has another dragon in it chad i can't wait to get our own dragon i can't wait to get our own dragon i'm so excited okay so this shows oh it's a dragon adoption set oh okay we get the small one that's fine we take what we can get we take that small dragon oh buddy look as it burns wood it gets more of level oh and i just found gold it got even more level oh and it brought you treasure king of avalon play now okay write that down write that down we need to get that dragon we need to get that dragon chat okay last video in this bunch and then we can hop into playing oh wait no no not last video one second we have some more oh oh this is cute music what's happening here okay we've got a mine we gotta dig down and find gold over a little more over to the gold you missed the gold ignore okay we feed the dragon he levels up [Music] i want a dragon so bad i want a dragon so badly holy cow i can't wait to play and try to get a dragon that is my number one goal first and foremost get a dragon okay we have a few more ads to watch we're just doing reactions for the first 10 minutes we just want to check out some of these ads i'm gonna check click uh any with the dragon because i think we like the dragon the most oh this one he's in a prison cell what happens here oh we can go to prison here okay that's cool dude dragon eggs are everywhere break out of prison get a dragon get literally all the gold in the world break down the trees build a house build a second house for my homies build a castle with my dragon king of avalon play now we started in prison boys and we made it to the top that's inspiring that's inspiring if i've ever seen something okay we have a few more oh this one says super hot egg i wonder what this is about oops oh spoiler alert [Music] it just fell out of the sky that's gotta be an epic dragon egg oh my gosh insta king king of avalon play now wow okay last video last video oh this one has a big dragon in it let's watch this one okay roasting meat dragon comes and yells at me that's not very nice dragon get away oh my gosh all we had to do was feed it now it loves us and it brings us wood and they're making fun of us for being in our underwear but we have a dragon bye boys we're rich we're rich and we took over the world king of avalon play now this is great this is great all right guys we're gonna hop into the game now uh hopefully we can find a dragon really really soon that's all i'm hoping for um let me get it loaded for us i'm very excited to play some kings of avalon okay [Music] oh [Music] one second i'm just making sure i have the right [Music] one okay let me make sure i have the right one sorry i got nervous okay there's lots of thunder outside i don't know if you guys can hear that but okay king let me just make sure it's up to date i tested it and it's working before king of avalon i just want to play so badly i hope this is it um avalon i believe this is correct let me just double check that there's not another one that i'm missing okay this looks correct okay [Music] you're playing this one from the qr code okay then it's it's gotta be right okay let me just okay so we're kind of hopping in on the middle here um we're on chapter one darkness descends oh let me turn this down a little bit okay here we go um okay let's upgrade this yeah oh we're kind of still getting the tutorial that's great so it's just gonna walk us through what to do and we've got our straw our that was a lot of lightning okay here's the deal we really need to do this sponsor but i also have a massive phobia of lightning and my entire window is right here so [Music] we're gonna this is okay i'm just gonna close these curtains really quick don't want to see any lightnings i can't see it i don't know it's there sorry oh freak um uh shoot my oh gosh okay um one second we're gonna keep playing just one second my uh curtain rod just broke one second so sorry one second [Music] [Music] so okay sorry about that all fixed totally fine nothing to worry about totally great great okay back to what we are doing we need to um finish upgrading our barracks it takes three seconds super convenient new troops unlocked that's nice skirmishers train them it takes three minutes and 50 seconds okay let me help you train your troops faster ooh so this guy is sir sir bevider or bevadir betavir sir betavir and he's a knight from king arthur's table um so he can help us train our troops faster which is nice we just can just speed that up oh and we already have troops look at that our skirmishers are ready and eager to fight okay great this is elaine she's awesome we love her my lord we have repaired the stronghold oh and they've repaired the stronghold good citizens look at that we have so much good going on okay where's the dragon we want the dragon we want the dragon the town is so pretty oh my gosh look at all these things we can claim wow good then it's time to turn the tables on the dark legions elaine pedovia let's bring the battle to them okay we're about to battle you guys these giants are taking over our stronghold um so we need to battle them dragon isn't hatched yet oh no okay but we're gonna use sir betavir and we're gonna march we're gonna do it without the dragon okay no we have a dragon victory oh look wow we expanded oh my goodness all right that was scary noise so now we can oh we can make a wishing well we can make a hero council we can make a workshop we can make a range we can make stables awesome i think i'm not sure which we should do first but i like the wishing well i think it's very pretty okay so we can claim all of these so what this is is morgana's dark legions so those are the giants we just bought where got morgana's dark legions they've swept across the kingdom bringing death wherever they go the world needs to needs a brave lord to turn the tide of war and stop morgana which we're doing so we got all these rewards for beating her then we can claim them all but we can't rest until the dark legions are driven entirely from our city can't rest until the dark legions are driven entirely from our city have our men search this area and claim any remaining resources we'll need all the power we can muster to defeat these foes great perfect okay we can claim this that's nice oh that's a lot of wheat a lot of wood a lot of gold and we can do speed up chapter 2 the dragon sacrifice [Music] alice it's a wonder you're here are you hurt i'm fine thankfully when the assault happened to my family and i hid in the sanctum oh that was the sanctum that we were protecting those monsters were terrifying we could hear their screams even from deep inside the sanctum if only tristan were here he could have fought those monsters off with ease the night tristan i hear the only knight who can equal his skill is lancelot himself if he were here it would certainly improve our odds i've heard word of his great deeds as well with our city surrounded by the dark legions it's a shame we have no way to bring a knight like him here you may not believe it my lord but i once well let's just say a new tristan and he left me a magic golden horn what alice why are you telling us about this now he told me that if i'm ever in need i can blow the horn in the hero council and i'll come to my aid once more what yeah let's summon him blow the horn okay so we have to we have to fix the hero's council it's fixed it's gorgeous let's blow that horn yeah let's do it come on tristan oh my gosh he's dreamy did a lovely lady call for me tristan is a powerful hero and it's rumored only lancelot can equal him in strength and skill besides his marital strength he's oh that's marshall oh my goodness that's so embarrassing besides his martial strength sorry you guys can't see that it's marshall not marital sorry my bad besides his martial strength he also he's also a talented harpist hunter and falconer tasted like you really did come oh my goodness i think there's something going on between alice and tristan i'm calling it listen i can hear cries for help coming from the training grounds uh-oh we better get to the training ground it seems we have no time to celebrate your arrival tristan please come with me we have more townspeople to save naturally my lord if you can bring me a team of cavalry to protect the ladies here i'll destroy every one of those names anything for the ladies we love that tristan okay we've got to build we need to build some stables to help tristan nice got it oh we need to build over here too ooh we've unlocked mounted once the cavalry is trained please allow me to accompany tristan and recapture our training grounds from the dark legions before she wants to go tristan who doesn't want to go with tristan save lady i would love to accompany you on a picnic someday but as for defeating the dark legions this shall be my responsibility alone i don't know if you're truly as strong as lancelot but your tongue is certainly more honey than his i'm charmed okay we need to train them can we build over here we need to build over here oh it's mountains oh we need to speed that up right because we still have our speed up we're still in the tutorial we're pretending i'll win victory over these villains in no time go tristan go tristan right you want to choose tristan march my money's on tristan he doesn't have a dragon but he has 10 mounted spearmen [Music] that was so easy that was so easy [Music] okay so now we've oh i clicked a button we've unlocked the watchtower something else one second i just need to move something on my screen okay we're good okay we've got more wheat we've got more wood we've got more gold and we have more speed ups and we're moving on to chapter three chapter three a glimpse of hope you're a true champion all the ladies love tristan holy moly ha it's nothing don't get too full of yourself tristan morgana could still strike at any moment true by yourselves you're no more than puny insects i'm done playing games ooh i'm scared of her that's morgana [Music] during a royal tournament morgana murdered king arthur since then all of avalon and the kingdom have been menaced by her black magic look who it is poor better veer after king arthur's death have you and your pathetic dragon become homeless [Music] found a new master so soon even if you only serve some little no-name lord now i should still be happy [Music] it breaks my heart to you you say that since you miss arthur so much i should send you to reunite with him oh please don't now beg for mercy and i may spare we're not gonna beg for mercy because we have a dragon one second thought i changed my mind [Music] wow oh stupid dragon no matter next time you won't have that beast to protect you [Music] by the honor of the round table i will hunt you to the ends of the [Music] earth [Music] we may still have a chance i recall the university holds many tomes yeah we're gonna find a dragon maybe we can learn something from them yes please my lord the dark legions are encamped close to the hospital hospital to the university we must clear them out okay let's get roads of the academic wards are too narrow our cavalry can't fight there we need bowmen to ensure victory right uh uh we know how to get bowman look over here we need to build a range and train 10 short bowmen great we can do that we can do that here select range instant free oh short bowman now unlocked oh here train the bowmen click here train [Music] we train them okay what else do we need to do here oh we got them they're trained oh wait we only got five trains we need more okay ready oh wait i already did 10. oh we're gonna have 10 more that's great heal the wounded how do we heal them oh we click on them oh great okay healing healing got him getting them healed we ready for battle let me get you healed my king my king anybody else anybody else need to be healed right we've got them wounded prepare the training grounds oh we do need to repair this okay [Music] oh we're leveling everything up fabulous okay oh repair my training grounds oh i didn't do this oh i did it mods while you're here i need you to be extra careful of timing people out that are saying things we do not agree with because this is a sponsored stream i don't even care if you ban them smiley face thank you and mods if there are not enough of you here let me know and i can mod someone else [Music] oh i just used all my money oops uh great we really took care of the trading grounds okay clear the enemy from your path um i think we just march oh wow oh the archers in the back shoot that's so nice oh okay we're getting them we're winning we win [Music] all this whoa look the new area is unlocked we can make a university an embassy a hall of war a storehouse and a trap factory crap factory seems cool let's go to the university okay the university right we need to repair it oh three seconds oh it's so pretty why are you here merlin's here merlin a mentor to the king uther and king arthur merlin is one of the greatest wizards in all of the land and a teacher of many magic doers even more ghana was once his prized people i foresaw draga's death in your vision and came to stop morgana ah alas it seems i'm too late you're definitely too late the dragon draco may be dead but whose spirit remains and will carry into a dragon egg in the dragon's lair okay as long as you obtain a dragonflame orb you can hatch a new dragon you love that okay a dragon flame by my word i'll fight oh we're gonna find it wouldn't be too hasty my noble knight morgana has cast a thick haze outside the city you'll never find the dragonflame orb if you rush in we don't want you lost out there if the dark legions attack again true okay well we we can claim all these great okay i think we're moving on to level four chapter four a dragon reborn it's time to get our dragon back we love this i have an idea maybe we could climb up the watchtower and see the area from above we can avoid the haze and find the dragonflame lane is so smart we love elaine okay get get more troops by training 20 mounted spearmen okay we need more spears train it takes seven minutes great okay well they're working on getting trained oh wait we got him okay repair your wall to improve your city's defense prepare prepare instant free love wait free again i love that free again okay that's great i think i might have done that too many times but look how nice it looks that looks good okay next task repair the wall to oh we got that one okay repair the hospital hopefully i didn't use all my resources today no we're great oh i can keep going which one do i have am i gonna run out [Music] okay [Music] okay building is currently locked okay that's great okay we've repaired that prepare the watch tire and seek the dragon flame orb wait let me these people are i need to heal these people give me a second where'd they go where'd all the people go you're injured i'll help you let me heal you my sir let me heal you great okay we've got everyone healed oh fabulous ari thank you for giving a sub okay yeah next one repair the watchtower and seek the dragon oh the watchtowers are over here beautiful this must be the orb the orb lies where the haze is thinnest [Music] great [Music] march oh oh we won that easy great this is big treasure gal dorian thank you for the three months ooh we've got we wait we got so many horns we got xp horns gold the dragon orb and a lot of wood mark thank you for the seven months so this this is the dragon flame orb yes but here it is [Music] chat we're gonna get our own dragon dragon [Music] this is a big moment this is a big moment this is a big moment we've been waiting for it we've been waiting for it we've been waiting for it oh he's so cute no need for sorrow brave knight all things come to an end but while the sun falls it also rises again oh look at him chat which we name him durs swift acorn pizza pizza pizza is a good name chompy it is so stinking cute okay i'm seeing we're not naming it we're naming it acorn our favorite nut i love that oh you guys are voting oh okay sorry i didn't see you guys were voting wait chat you can vote acorn doors are swift feel free to vote in the poll above you can vote okay acorn is winning by a long shot okay i knew you guys loved acorns okay we're gonna name him acorn he's our little nut [Music] we love him wait lord it was you who hatched the dragon now it's bonded to you and will remain loyal to you forever yay we have a dragon and we named it oh next level chapter five united is one what do we do oh my gosh he's so cute oh he's learning to fly good job buddy your newborn dragon can help us fight off morgana's black magic but she's still young and needs to grow in strength okay help me merlin [Music] my lord we should clear out the monsters near your city to protect your newborn dragon right yeah how are we gonna do that we can also find loot from these enemies to strengthen your forces great i was hoping we would do that great what is this search okay defeat monsters receive lots of rewards you can only attack level one monsters are lower okay so we searched we found a level one monster we're gonna attack my lord balancing your treat types will help us win more battles okay equalize march oh i feel like this is level one we're not worried about it right i need to exit out of this what is that noise what's going on if your attacking troops have returned to your city oh okay what's going on okay great kill a monster level one upgrade your stronghold unlock another march slot okay how do we do that over here research combat march slot we don't have enough money so we have to research it great oh there's our dragon [Music] great okay done that strengthen your dragon how do we do this oh dragon auto upgrade confirm yes jessica thank you for gifting a sub okay he's getting stronger we love that clear your rule rule areas of threat was that my driving is that equalize march oh we destroyed them oh my gosh our dragon just melted everybody we take that what are these are those flame orbs can we get more dragons oh yeah we can evolve him he's evolving already our little acorn oh he's green now he's a little bigger okay dragon skill oh wait what did i do oh uh i don't know can we upgrade him oh wait did we do it uh i don't know what we did great gun next level our next chapter chapter six striking back we nailed that one we but we still must strengthen our defenses and make sure our city is strong enough to withstand the dark legion's next attack okay join [Music] for sure the firm i don't know what we're doing but we're excited about it okay great we've joined the alliance we need to upgrade a hero to level three a fine idea we must do all we can fight the dark legions upgrade heroes to increase your strength okay we're gonna upgrade tristan great is that did we do it okay we've upgraded him upgrade your stables to 114 to unlock horsemen oh when did you have any mountains [Music] oh we've unlocked horsemen [Music] okay okay we need to make a farm awesome now our city has food okay that upgrade your range to unlock light crossbowmen who's playing on their phones right now i'm curious how far you guys are [Music] [Music] okay great embassy the embassy allows you to receive timber help and defense reinforcements from your allies upgrade to increase the number of duration of timer helps as well as hold reinforcement troops as well as the number of reinforcement troops you can hold okay great [Music] reclaim outer areas koblito thank you for the sub i appreciate that oh i guess we'll attack it let's go we won we won you've been too nervous to name your dragon the wrong thing for you so you've been stuck there great let's build here a sawmill nice we're cruising we've got a farm we have a sawmill we're gonna take over the world morgana's got nothing on this okay [Music] it's christmas themed oh that's so cute this is a moment to remember we have driven morgana's dark legions out of our city you always stood fast on the front lines you saved us just when we needed help most yeah tristan you rallied your brave cavalry to storm the enemy and of course we can never forget dracula's sacrifice what about me this is simply my duties i will always serve at your side that's how i feel too we can't lose any more innocent brave heroes the battle is far from over i hope you can fight alongside me defeat morgana and liberate avalon forever the town is so cute with all the christmas decorations oh look for the answers you need oh okay merlin complete the quest within this tome to earn energy you need to release the heroes click here and you'll be transported to the quest location yeah take us we're ready okay side quest we've completed a few of these claim claim okay we need to upgrade the barracks [Music] look how cool it is when they work on it look at our dragon it looks so good okay claim rewards nice okay defeat level two monsters let's do that okay so we need to search for level two monsters this guy attack equalize march yeah this is really far away from our town this monster we should beat him though i'd imagine right look we have a dragon and all of these horsemen and all of those bowmen oh wow we got him i knew we had him flame flame defeat level 3 monsters let's do it okay the other one is train 20 bowman so let me go here and start working on training these people and let's just keep training people because it takes 10-ish minutes dude look how cute that is it's so cute okay so this takes an hour before we can do anything there can we upgrade our our horse or our dragon anymore oh yeah we can level we can level him up auto upgrade he's stronger awesome [Music] [Music] okay level three this takes a little bit longer so we can do some other quests while they work on that great we got that collect a hundred resources of any type [Music] upgrade your university level three we can do this [Music] did we do it [Music] [Music] oh we haven't been training these guys oh my god oopsie [Music] three monsters great oh we've got so much stuff electric resources oh wow yeah let's collect nice we're just raking and everything level four monsters time to attack them this is a lot of like managing and multitasking ooh this guy's scary a goblin your troops aren't strong enough and a march may oh cancel okay wait so how do we do it so we need to um train our troops okay let's go back before we do that so we need more troops um great so we need more troops [Music] but every we're waiting on people this our army is massive they're telling me it's not strong enough that's crazy speed up use [Music] we have more speed ups [Music] speed up use nice [Music] great so do we have them there we go [Laughter] and then when we have time to wait we can train more [Music] oh we don't have enough wood oh but over here we have the lumber yard look we got so much wood [Music] ah we're out of wood okay so we need to defeat the monsters to get more wood [Music] okay let's go defeat the monster and we should get some more wood [Music] okay so we need to actually let's see hmm you need relationship advice come back to one of my just chatting streams i'd love to give you some advice maybe we'll do an advice stream soon buy stream mondays right great mail we have a lot of mail oh wow oh wow so many notes quartz lost or defeated nice okay we're doing great back to the town okay we've done that we got some wood we needed wood to have to activate the crystal oh we have to make oh look we got 10 of these we only need 20 more to upgrade our dragon wow i want more of those [Music] so as we complete these tasks it goes towards the crystal and the crystal is where we get like a treasure chest that's awesome upgrade your walls to level five oh if we don't have enough we don't have enough wood we build is there anywhere else we can build let's build another wood thing oh a tavern oh we need to upgrade the straw we need to upgrade the uh [Music] boost upgrade [Music] what oh we got 200 wood that's awesome lil estraza happy birthday what is in my items oh wow i have so many items i didn't realize [Music] wow okay we just upgraded the dragon a bit there's so many things we can be doing oh we have so much wood wait where'd that dragon one go oh we only have those okay grant's your oh my gosh we have so much stuff in here [Music] we have so much wood oh we have a hundred hello hello oh my goodness we're fine we can do whatever we want [Music] we have all the money we need this is great use on your sawmills and then tap boost okay so we need to go here and click boost there you go you have oh why didn't i look at my items before my goodness we have we can upgrade everything [Music] claim [Music] all right upgrade [Music] train calgary or upgrade stronghold okay upgrade upgrade higher for free 30 minutes unlock permanent roll higher for free great oh this needs to be level five okay storehouse we need that yes great got it invoke spirit yeah okay upgrade your stronghold to unlock this feature dang it [Music] we'll get there [Music] wait we need to do our storehouse oh i gotta upgrade it to level five that's why okay we do it okay we did that so now now we can do it okay level five [Music] we have so many speed ups uh-oh merlin we must open avalon's chronicle and record our history okay oh what's this oh not now but look we can claim all these things wow [Music] wow oh my i didn't realize we could do all these things we have so many speed ups must be level seven okay we're close okay level six strongholds upgrade [Music] and i can use the speed up for sure whoa who's this esteemed lord thank you for playing king of avalon please help us improve the game by giving us your feedback we appreciate your support oh not right now because we're in the middle of playing but definitely do that [Music] okay level six [Music] great complete one daily quest oh there's a daily quest upgrade buildings sure upgrade we need to upgrade the wall okay you did that i kind of want to just go around people's champ thanks so much i kind of want to just go around and upgrade look at our we have so many oh my gosh we have so many people speed up speed up great okay train we do anything else with our dragon what's this collect the town is so big what's over here we haven't ventured over there yet okay wants to take us we want to be level five monsters this is the same type of monster your troops aren't strong enough we're gonna do it anyway i'm confident they're strong enough even if they don't think we are we'll be fine we have a dragon okay train upgrade your dragon layer to level three upgrade whoa [Music] oh that was nice i should be able to upgrade him i always get so excited [Music] [Music] okay conduct research we'll do some research there's so much to do here i i don't even what do we want to research let's do um combat why not sure research nice [Music] it's so rich okay can we upgrade more things i just love upgrading stuff what's this heal oh my gosh we could have healed all these people i keep forgetting it on gold heal them all healing 64 people oh my goodness i didn't realize we had 64 people that were hurt oops oopsie [Music] oh we need we need these we need more resources in order to upgrade hmm let's see we can upgrade here [Music] oh wait two daily quests haven't been done [Music] oh we need to research something else speed up oh wow okay [Music] mad at us [Music] go conduct research oh it wants us to conduct more research uh let's look at economy research economy speed up [Music] got it [Music] oh [Music] whoa look at the dragon okay we've got training in progress there a dragon we need more things but that's it for today with kings of avalon [Music] that's all i have to bring you guys [Music] did you guys have fun [Music] we got a dragon that was awesome [Music] um well i hope you guys had fun playing kings of avalon and if you haven't downloaded yet it is a mobile strategy game inspired by king arthur's story all players share an ultimate goal of becoming a king and ruling the empire through upgrading buildings enhancing the strength of the army forming alliances and finally conquering surrounding countries you can download it now in the app store or using the qr code above and use my creator code qtkoa to redeem an in-game starter pack make sure to check out the christmas updates while they're still here they look so cute um so yeah hopefully you guys had fun um i had fun thank you guys for hanging out with me i know it was late i know it was kind of random but i appreciate you guys for hanging out with us and supporting me as well as our sponsor kings of avalon and i hope you guys had a awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome day um so i will see you guys tomorrow um a much longer stream um but yeah thanks guys for playing i hope you had fun a little different stream than usual um didn't get to talk to you guys as much so i look forward to talking to you guys tomorrow okay thanks guys i really really appreciate you make sure to join the discord xy point discord um and i'll see you guys there bye guys thanks so much and don't forget download kings of avalon super great |
ladies and gentlemen scamming has been around for a very long time so has speed running but I'm happy to say a new sport may be emerging here nft Speed Run scamming is now here thanks to John Wall let's begin start the timer now John Wall said on September 15th I'm hopping into the nft wave what are some projects I should look into oh boy ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 10 million dollar Studio I'm your host coffee Zilla and today we're talking about the nft scam speedrun guys I told you it's a new sector so we don't have a lot of established times here the timer is hopefully going right now uh but John Wall is putting in first place right now it only took him an astonishing seven days to go ahead and create his own nft project after telling everybody that he knew nothing about nfts this was announced a week after he said I'm hopping into the nft wave he took seven days to study the market and rely lies what everyone realizes which is this is just ripe to give a Fiverr artist a few bucks and then go ahead and launch your own scam so look at this proud to announce my very own baby Ballers us nft raising 100 000 to give to charity and my Ballers community and then we see the beautiful artwork that is going to going to uh launch them to the moon now I want you guys to all take in this glorious piece of artwork and ask yourself have I seen any part of this before and if you're thinking yes you'd be correct that is in part because um well people notice this looks almost identical to the boss baby but also that his background is ripped straight from fortnite ladies and Gentlemen let's give it a hand for the speedrunner John Wall this is an impressive level of um copyright infringement and just general laziness you just steal your background from fortnite fortnite nfts guys and of course it's a basketball court I guess because John Wall is a well basketball player you guys know how it is when you're a basketball player or a rapper or an influencer there seems to be some kind of a compulsion to get into every kind of money grab you can is it crypto is it nfts I mean it really doesn't matter as long as you're taking money from your fans um and as blatant of a way as possible that's really the goal now I want to point something out here which is basically that of course I don't believe all nfts are scams but what is going on here ladies and gentlemen it's just the laziest most blatant out there I'm just gonna take your money scams right now these people couldn't have even read the Wikipedia definition of an nft before they launch their own projects and people's about Buy It Now interestingly now that he's been caught um doing this with the fortnite background he's removed the background from his tweet never addresses it never talks about it it that he just got caught red-handed with stolen content uh yeah I'm sure they're gonna blame it on their designers oh and it looks like they are already here's from their Discord I joined it of course I had to had to check it out uh they said we've heard the concerns with the community regarding the realization of the fortnite background used on the banner and in the pieces of marketing content firstly we'd like to apologize as the team did not notice this once the marketing designs were made guys the designer's fault I'm sure John Wall had no idea you couldn't create a piece of original content in seven days from learning you had what nfds were and then I love this post which all of them say please understand we have no plans of making this the typical celebrity cash grab that is sometimes seen in the community do you realize everybody says that every celebrity cash crap all say this ain't your typical celebrity cash grab that's what all of them say it's like saying this isn't financial advice that is almost always preceded by Financial advice I mean I can't believe anyone within their right mind would believe this but then again there are people who are still interested in cryptos who after realizing it's Adobe stock images so I guess these people exist but if you want any more evidence of just how sad it is how desperate people are to make money both the nft creators and the people flipping these type of nfts these nfts I guess you'd call them uh just celebrity-backed you know garbage products like this look no further than the various channels they have within their Discord do you guys see um this right over here this says Shilling template and yes it is what you think this Discord see John Wall is no idiot he knows that he has to get people marketing and so what he created was not only a fortnight background for people to buy but there's also a shilling template for the people who are gonna promote this thing because basically they they financially incentivize you to shill this product to your friends in like a pyramid scheme like fashion so in order to do this you got to pay attention here they created something called The Early Access role and so basically you have to shill this product to three of your friends and if you're those three of your friends join you then get a bunch of uh what they call Daily giveaways apparently they're gonna give away ethereum and mints I guess of uh other baby Ballers so basically they say look if you join our little pyramid scheme you get three friends those three friends get three friends all of you guys are gonna get free money basically what's happening I'm a distributor Charlie for a revolutionary new product that changes lives and so this brings us back to the Shilling template here you go this is so basically say you don't even have to think about how you're going to advertise this to your friends we've created this for you and it says nft baby Ballers collection you just copy and paste this total of a collection of 4 000 minutes available hundred thousand dollars there blah blah blah Discord your link here this is how you promote it and then um I guess you send them this atrocity which I guess is supposed to get them to like the project I'm not sure exactly if somebody sent you this if they would join the Discord or call the police I I honestly think calling the police might be a a better thing to do if somebody sends you a bunch of cartoon children I don't know I I don't think the first thing you're thinking of is this is an nft project worth getting behind but anyways assuming you're dumb enough to get yourself reported to the FBI by sending a bunch of people um pictures of a bunch of little cartoon babies then you can get uh the proof of Shilling server that's where you go next where you basically tell the mods that you've done your due diligence as John Wall's little servant and you now are eligible for I guess these giveaways whatever you you've entered the pyramid scheme you're a beautiful person look at all these people doing it I mean my gosh everybody's interested in joining even after the fortnite thing and so yeah that's uh basically how this thing works I mean all in all I would say a pretty unbelievable scam to be created in such a short time John Wall definitely uh well we can stop that timer now John Wall definitely deserves the title of number one fastest nft speed run scam never seen it before it's just the fact that not only did he start an nft so fast he didn't even know what nfts were it'd be like if you didn't know what a cell phone was and then seven days later you're trying to start the next apple that's why I created the freedom phone I mean I'm not gonna say it's not gonna work I'm just saying I wouldn't line up to be the investor anyway that's basically it I hope you enjoyed it more madness in the nft world we will continue covering it because to me it's hilarious anyways I hope you enjoyed it thanks for watching and I'll see you in the next one [Music] |
welcome to episode 5 of the mmo tutorial uh today we're working on adding a tile map to our game uh so before we had a camera but we couldn't really tell that our guy was moving around but once we have a title map it'll kind of display as the background and it'll make it a lot more obvious which character is actually moving uh relative to the world so let's get started on that cool so back in our mmo folder i've actually gone ahead and made a grass.png and wow this is really small yeah this is a 16 by 16 uh sprite that's just going to represent the grass tile uh and then we're going to use that as the input to our tile map and i think we'll just probably have one tile type to start and then eventually we'll add some like procedural generation to generate an entire uh world around different uh biomes and tile types but to start let's just start with a little bit of grass so because tile maps are fairly complicated i'm just gonna go ahead and back in our engine i'm gonna make a new package that's just four tile maps and i'm going to call it tile map and then in here i'm going to make a document we'll call it tilemap.go and then we can open that we'll call it the tilemap package or package tile map so there's a lot of different ways that we can build tile maps i'm going to pick one that's i think is fairly simple and is maybe extensible for future use cases so how we're going to do it is we're going to find a base type that represents uh different tile types and this it's just going to be called tile type and i'm just going to make it a u and 8 because i assume we're going to have less than 255 different ones but you can make this view in 16 if you really do have an enormous amount of tiles then we're going to make a struct for each individual tile and then inside that struct we're going to define it as a specific tile type we're going to do type tile type and then we're also going to include a sprite pixel.sprite object with it as well that way we can just define whatever we want it to look like the other option is we could take the tile type and look up each sprite every single time we want to render it but maybe in the future we'll do that but for now just to keep it simple we'll just attach the sprite directly to the tile so this will be our tile map struct let's start adding components to it okay so the two components we're going to start with are going to be the tile size and that's going to represent the dimensions of tiles and pixels and we're just going to assume that every tile is a square the graph sprite that i showed you previously is a 16 by 16 so then once we build this tile map object we're just going to use 16 as the tile size the next component is the 2d array or rather 2d slice of tiles so this will basically just serve as our grid so this will be our tilemap constructor and i'm just going to call it a new just just because our package is already called tilemap so that way when people instantiate this they'll just do tilemap dot new and then pass in all of the data um and we'll just do all the work externally pass it in here and the tile map can kind of maintain itself all right so this will be our uh so this will be our draw function and what we need to take in as a parameter is the window object because we're going to draw our tile map to the window so then actually go ahead and draw this the high level logic is we're basically going to loop over the entire grid of tiles and then depending on what the sprite is for each tile we're going to draw it into its appropriate position so this will be our 2d array loop and we'll basically have an x and y coordinate that'll index into our tiles 2d array to locate all of the tiles in their position so we can extract a tile uh an actual tile object from our tile map like so and next we can extract the position of each tile based off of its x and y index so the x position is just going to be x times the tile size which we specified is probably being 16 and then y the y position is going to be y times the tile size and then we're going to cast those to floats because the pixel.v object is going to create a pixel.vac and that function takes in uh two floats so finally we just need to draw the uh each tile to the window and the first thing we're gonna do is create a matrix which is the identity matrix but moved by the position that we that we created earlier and then we're going to take this tile dot sprite object and we're going to draw it to the window with that matrix and that should represent our entire draw function so let's go back to our main.go file in our main function and start constructing our tile map so the first thing we'll do is we'll set up a few variables first we'll set up the tile size and that as we mentioned before that's going to be a 16 by 16 next we'll specify the map size and that's going to be that's going to represent the bounds of our grid of tiles so we'll do 100 by 100 to start we could configure it here and then we'll create our tile slice which is going to be specified by the map size and then we need to create a for loop to loop over all of the x indices of our tiles slice and then for each x indices of our tile slice we actually need to make another slice because this is a 2d slice and we'll also specify the capacity of that slice to be map size as well now we can construct our tile object and assign it back to our 2d tile slice we haven't actually defined the different tile types but i'm just going to call this tile type 0 so grass is going to rep is going to be represented by a zero u and eight and then for the sprite we're just going to get the grass png from our sprite sheet and assign it here as well so after all of this we should have a 2d slice that holds our entire tile map we just need to pass that into the constructor function for our tile map now so here we'll construct our tile map i'm just going to call it tmap to keep it's different from the name of the package which was called put tile map so we'll do title map.new we'll pass in the tiles we'll pass in the tile size and assign it to the tmap variable now down below in our world space draw code we can actually draw the tile map we'll draw it to the window like so notably we need to draw the tile map before we draw all of the people because the tile map needs to be rendered behind the people in pixel when you draw things you have to specify the things in the background before the things in the foreground so this will ensure that the tile map is drawn behind all of the people alright so i think we just need to do some imports back in our tilemap package i think these this is all we need is pixel and pixel gl and then i'm going to run go generate and go run we need to run go generate again because we need to repack our sprite sheet i had a typo where i was missing a comma in our uh um tile construction of the struct then back in main oh yeah this should be tilemap.tile filemap.tile and tilemap.tile and i've also forgotten to add in our tile map here sorry add in our tilemap package here so i'll add that in like so and then we had another error where i missed a comma again another error oh yeah so our sprite sheet returns an error so we should check that before we just start using it we'll call this um grass sprite then up above we'll just do up above we'll just do this we'll we'll create a grasp right object and assign it to the spritesheet.get grass.png and it will panic if there was an error here is our tile map but look how slow that is and the reason that that's slow is because we have an enormous number of draw calls that have to go to the gpu every single frame specifically because we have 100 by 100 tile map we would have 10 000 different draw calls that have to go to the gpu every single frame so one simple optimization that we can make instead of drawing every single tile individually to the gpu is we can batch all of the tiles together into one draw call on the gpu so let's work on doing that now spinner tilemap object will specify a batch component and we'll assign and it'll just be a pointer to a pixel.batch and then in our constructor we'll also pass in the batch object here and then assign it to our tile map struct here next we'll define a rebatch function and the goal of this function is to rebatch the entire tile map into our pixel.batch object that we specified in our struct so i'm just going to copy the drawing code from here because this is going to closely resemble what our batch code is going to look like so we still need to loop through all of the tiles but instead of drawing them to the window what we want to draw them to is to the tile batters to the batch so now we'll just draw directly to the batch instead so back in our draw function instead of drawing every single tile individually to the window we'll just draw the entire batch object of the window and that'll kind of represent us batching all of the data into one draw call and then drawing it to the gpu only once and this is how that code looks notably there's no matrix that we can assign here because we're drawing a batch not a sprite so back in our main.go file we need to start using and we need to construct the batch object pass it into our tile map so it can start being used so this line right here constructs our batch object and how this works is uh pixel.newbatch is the constructor function that pixel has we need to pass in this triangle's data object or rather a pointer to the triangles data object which represents will represent all of the triangles that we want to batch into the one draw call finally we need to add this spritesheet.picture to our batch object and the reason that is is because all sprites drawn to our batch object need to use the same spritesheet image now that our batch is created we can pass it into our tilemap constructor function and then the last thing we have to do is we have to rebatch our tile map because it's never been batched before luckily because none of the tiles in the tile map will ever change we only need to re-badge once so we rebatch outside of the uh game loop and then inside the game loop we only have to draw the batch object we don't draw any of the tiles anymore all right so let's run our code and see what happens cool so here's our code running like before but now things are a lot smoother and that's because our fps has shot up significantly and also you can tell now that the camera is attached to the man without a hat and then we can move the man with a hat uh like before but he's he's not attached to the camera anymore we can also zoom in and out like before awesome we've made some pretty good progress so far but there's still lots more to do i'll see you next time |
right now right now yep we're going live now okay perfect okay chat chat okay hi Chad how's it going for my posture hello everybody hello um today we're starting a little early because I owe our chefs some lunch now it's gonna make some hellofresh um welcome to America's number one meal we're here today we're making um these one pan pork and pineapple tacos though I did opt I opt out of the pork and I got the ground beef so you can make adjustments like that it's kind of High um we're making we're making quite a bit today I believe I think um I think we're making a lot so this will be fun um let's get our ingredients out this is how these packages look these have everything for um whatever you need so this is what a bag looks like it has our tortillas pineapple radishes yum onion sour cream um Tex-Mex paste cilantro Southwest spice and the lime and then we have the ground beef so this everything right here is enough for two people and then we have multiple since we have more people coming so I'm gonna make enough for um I'll do this three times that's what I think my pants can handle and I'll save one of these for later don't tell anyone I'm saving it for me smiley face awesome all right squeaks is up behind the camera right now so say hello to squeaks chat hi Chad how's it going uh um but I'm just gonna go ahead and pull everything out of here so we can get started of course I've already washed my hands but hello freshman is super simple because they they pre-measure all of your ingredients but so I'm just going to store everything so we can do it all at once but this is what it looks like if you've never had hello fresh this is kind of how it looks it's pretty self-explanatory you just follow along the pictures they make it so so easy um there's our limes okay also it costs you 28 Less in your local grocery store so that's kind of hype they have everything pre-packaged the Buzzard right okay I keep opening the cilantro my bad okay guys everything that we need out this looks so good I'm so excited to have it um okay so first um we look at everything we what we need to do so number one prep wash and dry your produce I don't really want to do that but I will because sometimes I don't but I should because sometimes I don't you know you can be wild if you want we can all be a little while all right um so I didn't get my radishes I think that's the only thing I need to walk thank you guys for the primes I see those coming through thank you very much I'm trying and we'll see we'll see how good of a chef I am I'm trying to get this done so our chefs get here in time for master Baker they can have some lunch and then we can get the show on the roads I know you guys are excited for the finale today it's gonna be a good one everyone no oh course oh wow that that was a roller I'll tell you what that guy rolled away casual sometimes it's happened you know but anyway look at me go all right great my radishes I'm just gonna put those in a bowl and take those over the sink and wash them real quick all right okay come on Jeff hello this is how you wash radishes in case you don't know this guy's special because that one's my favorite for fish actually all right back over here Jason's here hi I'm just making lunch for us I think it's every day actually okay trim and thinly slice the radishes wow you're gonna take off the uh the butts and the heads and then I'm just gonna thinly slice it this way it's good to give yourself you know you should never try to slice a round thing so it's good to cut off your butt so then you have something flat look at her done done with one huge now I'm gonna repeat this nine times and yeah I am so fun imagine you're like bopping some music you got a nice friend cooking with you so great I don't have those things but imagine you do it'd be so fun for you not for me though because I don't have them anyway um chat I lost my phone Chad who do you think who do you think's gonna win today curious Joel what it's an emote oh it's a spinny fish for sure [Music] oh they're all saying squeaks say slime if you think squeaks now they don't know what to do [Laughter] that was a chunky radish I could have gone a little thinner but you know what guys sometimes anyone can be a chef so it doesn't have to be super perfect because at the end of the day I'm gonna eat it and I'm just following the instructions to my best in my ability and if that's my version of thin then that's my version of them so if you consider this a thin Leaf sliced radish and that's what you consider apparently fresh you know we're all all radishes are beautiful no matter what their size anyone can cook yeah anyone can cook true and right now if you do exclamation point hella fresh click on that link check out hellofresh you could cook too Jenny though I'm not getting hella fresh is actually a really good way to learn how to cook if you don't have any skills it's a pretty good introductory into cooking um even just having like basics down of like steps to create something a lot of people don't know where to start hellofresh gives you a step-by-step guide you guys are all Gamers you can all follow a tutorial this is a tutorial and it's really genuinely convenient um I'm not kidding uh there's times in my life where I will switch to using hellofresh because it's just easier than having to think about what the heck I want to make each week for dinner so I just switch and I am start making hello fresh and then I'll steal some other recipes we'll reuse them and then I end up going back with you weeks later it's great you can always um pause deliveries too if you want also I realized whenever I do cooking on stream there's a reason I don't do very many cooking strips and I stick to baking because people get really really critical when it comes to cooking they're like oh cutie your knife skills I don't care about my knife skills I went to culinary school um to be a pastry chef I did not go to be a chef chef so I don't care and I'll tell you what gets the job done no matter what um so yeah that's my encourage you okay zest and quarter the line oh you need a zester oh I see one great fabulous a zester otherwise known as a micro plane can also be used on your foot if you want it you always when you zest you want to try to get the green part you want to try to avoid the white underneath um it's just a little more bitter so there's no need to add it in all your flavors be free for the oil and everything sets great oh if you smell that wine sweet smells so good it's so good whoa this makes me tell a brush sometimes oh yeah love it I love it yeah it's so good takes her collar are you guys backseating my collar right now I'm doing my best yeah come on Charlie I've been playing an event all week give me let me have my collar be here yeah what are you guys up to yeah what have you been doing you've just been sitting here watching a little little sweethearts yeah when you could be watching with hellofresh yeah yeah isn't the line dirty no I washed it off camera before this I heard someone's backseating again awkward backseaters this is weird awkward mods awkward I feel bad for watching now no backseat you see if it's good yet yeah no saving it they have to deserve it otherwise it's inflation um smells great all right order it now something I like to do when cooking you don't have to do this but it's what I do because I have a garbage Bowl I learned this from Rachel Ray Lord knows she knows what she's doing just to keep your table clear with that to quartering quarter means four Chuck write that down we're gonna be quizzing you later cake profit thank you so they're freaking out I don't know what it's supposed to look like freaking out at me what's wrong with it is it messed up yeah oh it's like I'm really mad about it do you think a lot going on here I do but I've had a lot going on you know what can you expect yeah because what we've been saying though okay how's that looking do they like it is that better thumbs up in the chat all right peel your onion slice it honestly I might need another tray crazy it's peeling over here oh wow that comes it up they're really happy about that yeah don't cry I probably will my eyes are really really dry uh I am going to get another cutting board sometimes you know I'm cooking you guys are probably usually cooking for for two people yourself and yourself but me I'm cooking for so many six or something is what I did this recipe for genuinely though I'm not kidding if you order this for a meal for two it's actually dope because you just eat the leftovers the next day if you are alone I'm not targeting anyone I just you know some people are alone some of those people are you guys so for another trying to be realistic they all think for the sub don't worry Chad you guys can a little double your sadness out don't worry they're there you'll be fine but that's not what you're supposed to do oh come on crap smells really good too like fresh oh my gosh yum hello hello fresh that's right whoa all right also for those of you who maybe don't follow me on Twitter do you see I have a massive announcement today during the master maker tune don't miss it and it's massive game changer a person said grow up what below grow up and Order hellofresh that's what you should be saying all right slicing Jay's very bored no I'm just watching if you want to get your hands dirty I don't know if you want me near the kitchen I probably don't but I just wanted to offer all right well I appreciate it but I'll just watch it now you can you sit down and listen Casey you can do whatever you want I don't I don't remember oh you ain't great thank you he's doing good bison wow wow onions they are starting to burn me a little bit yeah even Chad's kind of crying oh they're always crying oh I'm sorry to hear that oh God why isn't even living my best life stop being careful to me I'm fine anyone can cook with hellofresh that's right it's not a whole fresh I don't know I'll be right I don't know if it's possible no definitely not can't wait I can't wait to feed you guys like talk okay um all right it's so nice give all the judges my tacos great house sorry Mike is hot yeah but I am making us lunch cool I'm pretty sure my Uber is trying to kill me oh yeah [Music] that is what they did well welcome I'm sorry I'm a little onion I guess that's what we were trying to do my put my stuff somewhere yes you'll be judging in the other room if Jason can you show Jody where we're going do you know where we're going oh oh just okay Chuck ladies and gentlemen Chuck [Music] thank you [Music] all right are the onions all chopped sliced um you know what I'm so sorry let's just do this over I'm so sorry can we retake um we're using we're in a different kitchen set chat for the finale we went to uh we upgraded we're crazy out here yeah it's wild it looks so good I'm excited for you guys to see it it's a really hype all right there we go nice my hand is amazing cold wow what are you gonna do with squeeze if you win one of these gonna happen oh I'm just gonna explode with excitement I'm so excited to have a hellofresh meal I'm gonna just be pumped it looks um you know I'm really I'm getting hungry just looking uh at you making it well now I'm supposed to go um step two I'm moving on to step two all right pickles and Crema in a microwave safe full combined radishes juice from pack the line a fourth of the onion and a big pinch of salt yeah especially with hellofresh you beautiful and you also beautiful all right these are my poles okay first one microwave safe both combine radishes all of them okay oh trying to escape oh doesn't matter though you know just your best that's what I always said true just do your best um rashes juice from half the line I'm gonna be a little selective here I I don't want to use all my lime juice I'm changing I'm changing it I'm doing what I want knowing oh see you later do don't stop me okay caffeine cam am I not holding it steady chat I'm trying so hard but I have double this is Young one fourth of the onion hold it okay get their backs eating the camera work too like I'm telling you do that right on in there wait what are those rad oh limes radishes okay gotcha be my most business lives get in there and cutie for the ones who just joined the stream a little late what are we making again tacos whoa with pickled vegetables and lime Crema and this is just a nice little snack for our our chefs and judges today I just wanted to treat them to some hellofresh so they know how crazy this prize is this the prizes um a box of hella fresh to take home and I have a feeling they're gonna be really excited whoa yeah so I need a big pinch of salt which means I need to go get the salt um there's a lot in the chat you know what I mean yeah a lot of Tears a lot of crying and then that's a big pinch whoa okay um and then I'm just going to microwave it for 30 to 45 seconds so I'll wait because we have to walk over to the microwave don't let me forget oh I won't in a separate Bowl acceptable where's my this guy oh this is my my other guy add sour cream which I love I love sour cream particularly handling sour cream it's one of my favorite things in the world so I'm really excited um try the sour cream put in the bowl my throat's a little itchy nor I don't want to cough on the food is Crema thing nice yeah all right buy sour cream with the lime zest so we'll grab this lime zest all right we're using our ingredients huge yum and then I need a little like Fork let's take a look at the progress so far it looks Gourmet it's smelling fresh hello fresh you know what I mean guys there we go also Bazinga you know what I mean yeah that's right you can't not laugh at that someone just said grow up same guy let's talk about the economy that chatter is it POG or sag s which is why it's important to save save on your food this is less than groceries right now grocery prices I'll try it all right we're gonna season this with salt and then we're gonna Add Water a little bit at a time until this is like a drizzling consistency and I just was so sad I was going to wins yeah and this is optional you don't have to put this on splash water wait cutie these tacos that you showed us on that picture they look so good there's no way we can you know make them so fast in time for master Baker there's no way are you serious with hello fresh it's so good it's so efficient because everything is pre-megured out oh my gosh you're right we're already done with our Crema this progress is insane it is it's like I'm a speedrunner that's right all right I got a microwave these for 45 seconds oh I'm so sorry I wasn't looking at the camera I'm I'm messing up big time all right I'm in here just professional out here let's get my my pickles made what's up I'm not in the way but then now you've covered to me now that's weird foreign yeah for real guys there's big drama I'm just standing in between it I don't know what to do uh don't worry you can have some tacos oh that'll make me feel way better yeah yummy yum oh our pickles are done they're nice and they're just a little softer now and they're gonna be really good on top they're steaming whoa yum hmm I can smell it look how simple that is Chuck ladies and gentlemen all right I'm down to step two collapse in chat let's go huge yes no they're clapping there's a whole audience of clappers um your instructions before you do it um heat a drizzled oil in a large pan over medium-high heat at pineapple season with salt and pepper cook until browned about three or four minutes turn off heat transfer to Plate wipe out pan easy even I could do that I can't even make a brownie yeah that's so simple I know oh no I'm sorry I'm reading the chat this is oh Jesus I'm leaving [Laughter] all right let's get this um am I breathing into the bike I'm so sorry all right there's our oil in the pan whoa there goes our pineapples it's gonna get those nice and caramelized like they said um it's great oh baby all right what's my plan we'll revisit find out the meeting he until Brown three to four minutes great as a reminder maybe you don't like tacos hello Mike is hot yes am I the only no you're not there are the other kitchens it's in the back right here yeah go for it hello yeah I'm making us some Hello fresh tacos for lunch so weird you know it's gonna be a good day you're so welcome I'm just caramelizing this it's no big deal I'm like stand throwing Road Stan said this the other day yeah it was awesome this looks way better though it was so good we're just waiting you know now we're just waiting Chad how are you guys doing today 34 minutes are you good uh no you're fine sweets is doing good me yeah oh I'm great well no I'm I always fired you for Christine oh for Christine oh take over are you good the chat's been complaining about my camera work now I'm a little self-conscious just improve let's get better yeah okay all right I'll get better we're just caramelizing yeah it's caramelizing what does caramelizing mean um what it means it starts cooking your sugar on a part of your fruit so it creates this nice little caramel crust caramel is really just sugar oh to make different caramel with like butter you could just melt sugar you could um make it with milk oh cool we're supposed to make caramel but essentially it's just that's good to know what Chad thinks they're so funny they're calling me lil bro lil bro shaky little bro camera man this isn't like Cloverfield guys all right this isn't an artistic choice yeah this is a I'm just a little shaky I'm not I'm trying it to hold it steady I'm shaky it's because I was working out I'm a little sore I think probably like at 6am I'd like rose and or like I rise and grind you know what I mean just like you know um arms what kind of arms you know the ones that are on my body oh like just like lifting it up putting stuff down you know what I mean yeah [Laughter] yeah no I was up I was going crazy yeah when I am the cameraman am I left shaking or more don't they're gonna say I see the point of reference whenever I don't like the response I just say bazinga because I clears the Jack I said last wow oh wow Cutie's just the greatest squeak is an idiot whoa yeah put that in this bowl like it said we're going to turn off the heat because that's the instructions they gave us so cool and then it said wipe your pants [Music] go down Wicked that was sick all right now Next Step we're already ready but number four four of six steps do you see how easy this is it's so easy wow all right you need a drizzle of oil in the same pan medium high heat add remaining onion with salt okay here we go again there we go let's get our I spelled sometimes chefs spill sometimes anyone can spell Chad no one's perfect but you know what comes close hellofresh ladies and gentlemen hello fresh wow okay can the chat hear the sizzle I hope so I got a close-up s it smells legit it's really good all right wasn't prepared cutie come on okay so we're gonna wait till they're softened and then we're gonna add our our beef and our Southwest blend just right here oh wow this is great I need another um oh yeah a lot of walk-ins pull it out turkey is to exercise sometimes true but you know what's very important in your life is exercise and diet and if you need help managing what you're eating how the price is afraid it's a great way to start because you can see every single ingredient that's going into it compared to if you eat out somewhere you have no clue what they throw in there true is that Play-Doh I don't know but I know this is onions it's not only onion it's fresh hello [Music] hope you guys are excited for the finale we're almost there I just got to get this lunch made we are so quick oh oh that's part of the oven now whoops he lives there so Chad do you guys want a taco as well or I mean if you guys behave I mean we might enjoy Taco in the chat again you can this was a pork Taco but I opted out of the pork and I chose the beef you can make options smells so good thank you the chat is even commenting no well first pizza also I don't know about you guys but sometimes I go to the store I'm like what do I get do I get 85 Lean 15 facts do I get 90 leans 10 fat take that worry out of your head let another fresh kick for you you know they sent me the beef I needed I don't need to think about it foreign for real worry free hellofresh now make sure to put these in your dirty Bowl because you know they've got meat on them and we don't want any we don't want to get sick so we're just gonna wipe my hands real quick all right okay all right I need that actually okay a lot of moving all right we're gonna get our meat in here and then we're gonna get our Southwest spice sometimes you make messes you know anyone can be a chef even if you're a little messy oh okay um I didn't see it cooking is fun are you having fun I'm having fun yeah it is fun it's like a fun game I'm just following the rules and at the end my prize is this food yeah that is hype you can you know hang out with your significant other and make a hellofresh meal listen to some music or yourself or five judges and three production staff and two competitors true just about anybody yeah anyone in your life such a fun it'll be like a fun little game this looks a little itchy it's fine all right Southwest flights yeah boy give me the song every time I say sweet so you can sing it this time right no I'm gonna pass on that no I sing so well I don't want the VOD to be muted sabotage the stream or whatever no I'm the cameraman sort of a background character here oh you want to try no no I'm good I'm good you know what they say let him cook so trying to yeah just it's not that's cool when I say it for some reason Intel Brown and then we're gonna stir in this paste and then the pineapple and the pineapple juice cool all right let's cruising for a bruisance no we're cruising for a good meal I'll try it it's really coming together it is it actually smells so good wow yep Chuck thumbs up if it smells good look at see that's what I'm talking about Chuck certified I know but Chuck you exactly what to do that's a strong and good smelling hellofreshes yum for over a year that's right we fell in love with it and I'm still using it a year later it makes cooking easy and I know how to cook now because of it wow Chuck ladies and gentlemen also Valentine's Day is coming up if you want to cook your date some food cheap not remotely oh no this isn't cheating it's oh no get help by using hellofresh and then it takes the jewelry out you have so much to think about on Valentine's Day you might as well think less about your food what we're trying to say is goodbye being alone and hellofresh hey maybe maybe for those of you lonely fellas out there maybe if you you know leveled up your kitchen a little bit then made some hellofresh uh you know you won't have to solo queue so much imagine putting Kim cook in your bio on your dating profile bio that's right right next to the office or whatever the meta is can go no nothing fell for me because of my cooking so if you want a date Ludwig whoa you better start cooking start cooking we're gonna add our what is this text message yum paste is where our this is where our flavor is hidden mmm yep yum yum yum looks good smells so good smells really good I know I'm actually like legit hungry I'm getting like shakier like for real Mr Baker yeah this was the perfect reminder to eat and having a hello fresh boxing fridge might be might be this week's might have one today if he wins oh I'll get one don't even worry for sure yum and then our pineapple juice all correct mix until this it's Saucy and combined okay mixing it up making saucy oh yeah whoa that's the point in my life when I was single hard to imagine I know wow she's so cool but I was singing wouldn't know what to cook for myself and so I'd get Hella fresh I'd eat one thing for dinner and keep my leftovers eat them the next day for lunch rinse and repeat it was awesome until I got swooped right up because of my nice personality wait and cooking ability too thanks to hellofresh yeah people love girls it's humility it's humiliated [Laughter] yum okay yum it does I made a bit of a mess without but that's all in the bun all right hang out now next step step number five and six huge pork Cooks oh could have multitasked but I didn't read ahead oh come on all right in damp paper towel of damp paper towels in microwave until okay yep those look good good tortillas you know I would eat those before I uh you know endeavored into hellofresh I'll eat those just plain just put some peanut butter in there or almond butter where is this coming from I don't know sorry it's fine it's early it's early chat you're not yeah I'll just have Rob I'll just have that I mean I used to eat raw potatoes but that's a whole other story I had no idea yet to cook them goodbye raw potatoes and hellofresh ladies and gentlemen level up your kitchen all right I got my plate I'm gonna get my warm tortillas all right I mean my damn cloth and that'll make my more tortillas I realize we're running a bit behind with your finale starting but I assure you we need to feed our soldiers and I assure you it's worth it right over here oh all right let's go chat we're going for a walk a lot of walking oh yeah all right wrap it up nice and she goes 30 seconds it's just so simple so simple I think we're like done we can eat now which I'm really excited about how did you feel that process went cutie so simple what time do we me 45 minutes to make lunch for so many people and everyone's hungry I'm the best well I don't know if it's you but I think it's hellofresh that's the best cutie guys if you haven't checked out the link in chat at switchpoint hellofresh I'll try it so cool I'm not a teacher's pet I'm a hellofresh pet okay that sounds strange wish I could rewind the tape but here we are all right so I'll put my orange tortillas ooh they are nice and warm and soft over here you know I'll have I'll let everyone kind of make their own tacos today I'll make a nice little tray nice limes in case they want it you know I'll even use these I'll cut these some more because we have so many people but what service is this it's called hellofresh ladies and gentlemen hellofresh thank good question look how clean it is since everything comes like pre-packaged you know we have no food left over it's all been used one bowl of like um uh scraps and then I have like not very many dishes to do kind of huge yeah yeah like usually whenever there's cooking there's always a mess but this is so clean no mess and uh great looking tacos wow wow look at this spread chat yum wow guess what none of you got any right wow whoa no I'm just joking around of course you guys can have some tacos all right let's go let's wait you guys can't come in the other room because it's gonna be a grand reveal for the finale so you have to stay right okay I'll stay right here grab my friends with the tacos all right just you and I chat chat I am so hungry Kitty books put me to work and I really build up an appetite and does anyone know what will fill me up I know hello fresh ladies and gentlemen let me tell you I can't imagine how good this looks coming from a box you know what I mean it's unbelievable look at all this it smells so good what do you guys think smells pretty good huh and here's Chuck the DJ just listening to listening uh to his music for some reason I don't know what that's about looks so good listen how about uh you know we uh watch some TV and uh I'll bring out the uh hello fresh get all cozy get a mocha Frappuccino and get some hellofresh here you want some tacos oh let's go a little Fresh Taco that's right hey your pineapples they're pineapple tacos okay I'm just you know help yourself oh buffet style buffet style oh boy yeah let me know what you think of my cooking I just threw it together so quick actually that's that's one Crema if you wanted yeah I'll go on this side I'm shaking chat my I'm not a good camera person I'm like yeah it's live Mike sweep Squad is here I try to but there's so much crossover I look great wow wow it smells super good yeah oh yeah it does it does it's hellofresh all right for my breakfast yum wow that's good it's good what do you think atrioch go ahead good a thumbs up yes sir wow that's a rare Thumbs Up This is Gonna help us get through the next few hours of judging huh yeah and bacon I might need like something in my stomach that's actually like good you know because she's gonna take the camera so sweet's gonna have some before he has to compete oh thank you oh hey it wasn't that bad taking forever oh man that's yummy I'm garnishing whoa lime what is it your shirt okay it's the free stream for the iron I was like okay yeah we need lunch what do you think you gotta understand thank you hello fresh sorry I don't know I lost my plate on my hand now what are you looking at the struggle camp wait I actually kind of did it though I folded it badly hey what do you guys think of your hellofresh for lunch good you can use your hands yeah yeah they love it I love it they love it it's so yummy they celebrate for sponsoring Master Baker we're so lucky to have you um it was really good thanks guys all right all right all right you guys well that that that's all we have to give you right now we're gonna put up a starting soon screen we're gonna get our judges ready we're gonna get our Bakers ready um I hope you guys learned something and I hope you genuinely do check out hellofresh it really is a great way to learn how to cook and it tastes good really good and uh like we said there's tons of variety even if your problem with cooking at home is I don't know what to cook it solves that problem if it's too expensive it solves that problem there's a lot of great things that hello fresh offers so please check them out and we will see you guys in a little bit bye all right thank you guys sorry foreign foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign foreign [Music] foreign foreign foreign [Music] foreign foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign foreign [Music] foreign this January prepare your taste buds for a baking competition with a Twist hosted by twitch's Resident expert Baker QT Cinderella six contestants who can't bake for [ __ ] six days each with a new challenge each day the worst Baker gets eliminated until there are only two left facing off in an incredible grand finale for a two thousand dollar prize and the title of Master Baker [Music] last time on Master Baker [Applause] oh my god I've made peace with death day four was the most traumatizing yet as three streamers with no baking experience competed to win two thousand dollars and a box of hellofresh there's no save today dad under the watch of guest judges Emma longevan and Ted nivason oh and that's true [Music] uh looking like a sexy little snack starring Caroline [Music] [Music] baking their most complex pastry yet cream puffs oh God and if that wasn't enough the atmosphere in the kitchen turned hostile very quickly are you a freezing Victorian child The Bakers felt the pressure more than ever I already specifically remember asking you to go jerk one off they began to break after an hour of emotional abuse they managed to present squeex decided to not put the cream in the Puffs so what's going on with this theme of come in your are you kidding me slime surprised all with his key lime cream puffs bathroom again if you want and Caroline well [Music] in desperation she attempted to force feed her puffs to the judges they did not like this who are you to denounce my creativity ridiculous question to ask you who am I I'm here specifically as a judge in a devastating turn it became all too obvious that Caroline was gone [Music] thank you now only slime and squeeze remain who will become twitch's first Master Baker who will join the other Baker's corpses at the bottom of the LA River will there be a second season I will not be doing this again we'll lie the undead ghost of jhb get my revenge find out now on the season finale of Master Baker okay or maybe no okay sorry everybody we are live excited to be back with the last episode of Master Baker can you believe it we've done it we've killed Four Guys dead oh and Caroline four guys and Caroline who killed them they're out forever they're never coming back except for one of them but we'll talk about that a little bit anyway welcome back to master Baker as a quick recap it's been a long long week of tumultuous baking the hardest sport that there is and today is the finale we have a whole set of huge table of Judges as well as our two competitors who look very very intimidating yeah that's good you can keep going if you want okay great slime they're back they're so confident and we'll focus on our judges right now we'll get back to them over here in this Corner we have we have Jody here hello Jody tell them about yourself as well as your experience with baking cooking eating my company why I'm nervous oh no nothing as well I I would too put eggs in frosting okay what's your experience with eating I eat pretty often do you like it yeah do you think you'll be able to tell what is good and what is not yeah okay perfect that's all you need Tina Tina's next one Tina is throwing a beautiful picture what the heck oh oh sorry we're going together they're a little different your drawings so Tina I assume maybe creativity and presentation will mean a lot to you today oh yes of course you know they say the eyes eat first um so you know I also eat a lot I eat everything not picky when it comes to ingredients very picky on how it's prepared so my eyes will be peeled for presentation I watch many baking shows beneath she's the top chef yeah and I do like to do I like to bake no no I don't like do you like to bake that's any big I mean you know I like eating cuties bakes well okay and they're always good so that's that's the standard well that's what I'm expecting today we'll definitely hit the standard today I assure you yeah all right atriac is here yeah I don't know if you guys noticed slime has a unique apron what are you talking about it's the one she gave me so I I you know I chose my shirt as well obviously I'm gonna be super unbiased and I'm really I want to [ __ ] eat the best food today and give the best results wow that I didn't notice no we're just gonna have a good clean game between two competitors hi how's it going uh jhb if you haven't met me before uh I interviewed creators I have some experience in the kitchen here's me cooking uh sorry security you didn't believe okay I believe you're good in the kitchen um I believe you're even better at knowing what tastes good and what doesn't oh that's true because you definitely know what doesn't taste good oh thanks okay there's a judge now that I'm not good in the kitchen I got knocked down the first episode and now I'm back as a judge so yeah so now what now this is back all right well the last if in a week it's been a week YouTube this traffic was awful yeah yeah we got fired from your last one yeah thanks for the reminder on Zoom as well so you quit so you're much better yeah yeah yeah it was voluntary if you don't know what shoes are pads yes right now I'm here everyone's going to be calling me both of the chat foreign [Applause] fun obviously uh what what are you guys most nervous about today you know I'm honestly I think I think we're gonna have to make a cake I feel like that's like your thing and that's like the finale so I've been centering my mind around that and if that is the case it's the ball game you can have so much goddamn butter what do you do with all this that's insane you've asked for snacks haven't you I did this is it's like it's like a milk popsicle uh what are you nervous about I'm just nervous about baking you know like I'm just gonna be really honest I have no idea how I I want to hear I barely squeaked by and uh my Mario speed already has prepared me of failing over and over again and having the delusion to continue so uh I think here we are and we'll see maybe this will be the Run maybe this will be the Run well everybody as you know we have the grand prize of two thousand dollars as well as a box of hello fresh let's go let's go as well as the title of Master Baker wow a lot of songs I know that's fine it'll come in the mail it's like in our mind it's in your heart I'm not really a trophy girl no I'm not a trophy competitor I'll make one okay we will get that'd be great it'll just be Ludwig's balls painted gold I have so many of those already oh do you yeah we almost ran that one campaign for Merch I'll think of something else all right well there won't be a trophy for sure um all right everybody now let's talk about Ludwig's balls I'm sure everyone's hungry all right um the challenge for today's chefs it's actually the hardest challenge it is a wedding cake with two people get married like a wedding cake about it or it'd have to be like something Bridal so you're still there are a couple of rules it has to be more than two or has to be at least two tiers at least two levels okay three two different sizes if you want to impress someone there's an option for three whatever you want to do at least two tiers you have to have cake a separate filling it cannot be buttercream as well as frosting of course and it needs to be decorated you have 10 minutes to come up with your design right now anything you design Taylor is going to go to the store and buy it so you can have whatever decoration you want so we have a runner so be creative you have 10 minutes I've got some markers for you in case colors help but starting now you have you have 10 minutes keep as much private as you can because you don't know who's going to steal it but that is your account I didn't study all right well they're figuring out their designs for the people at home we'll show you a video how to make a quick wedding cake no big deal really simple took me about 10 minutes so that will play now all right our two finalists are here to approach a wedding cake this is my specialty so I'm really excited what they um put together I'm also a little terrified however again they don't have recipes they don't even have prior knowledge so they can make any type of cake they want for an example today I'm just going to show you a chocolate cake this is a pretty basic chocolate cake my favorite chocolate cake actually requires Mayo but I decided not to do that today first thing you need to do is Bloom your cocoa powder what that means is you're going to take a very hot liquid and you're going to open up your cocoa flour cocoa powder so you're more likely to have good flavors of chocolate some nuances it's great now if you can you should never add water to a baked good you should always substitute with milk or liqueur or something that's going to add flavor so especially in chocolate cakes if it ever calls for boiling water you're going to add your boiling coffee instead so we're going to add that hot coffee and we're just going to let that bloom like I said so it's just going to sit there in this warmth and start opening up and start becoming a really nice goo cocoa powder is a big big big drying agent so if your chocolate cakes are dry ever then you're not adding enough liquid and or fat all right I'm just going to set that to the side Big Bowl same as usual we are going to take our dry ingredients and mix them together so this is our flour our baking powder our baking soda and our salt and those are all going to become friends so we're just going to mix this together and we mix that in here so then we don't run the risk of over mixing once our gluten is added to our wet ingredients now we're going to start with our sugar and our eggs mix them until light and fluffy you're always going for light and fluffy when you're working with the sugar and this is going to be really thick because the amount of sugar compared to the amount of egg but see that color yellow we're going for one shade lighter think of your egg as glue in recipes it glues everything together now we're going to mix vanilla and our oil let's get those added in a lot of the time you don't need to overthink this once it's combined once you can't see the difference that's when you've mixed it in enough a lot of people are like how long should I keep mixing until it's combined forehead it's not that difficult so now that we don't see those visible layers or differences that is all mixed together as usual if you're not being a lazy Baker scrape your sides of your bowl every once in a while these can only do so much your mixers okay now the fun part alternating additional wet ingredients with our dry ingredients so we're gonna mix our cocoa powder mixture in with our buttermilk see how thick this has gotten on the bottom it's really just become almost like a pudding texture it's just drinking that cocoa now the only rules that these Bakers have today with the wedding cake is that has to be two tears they can decide how big that is but for baking purposes I'm hoping they go small otherwise these are going to be in the oven for a long time and I have a feeling that they won't have enough batter just so this doesn't have to be perfectly mixed together but just enough that you're going to get a little bit of both when you pour it in so add half your dry combine that looks good now half of my wet there's going to be some clumps of that cocoa powder that's okay the rest of your flour mix that in there and then the rest of our liquid before I do my final mix I am going to scrape my sides of this bowl one more time to make sure we don't have any flour chunks also this is the last episode so I hope you guys have enjoyed it my guess is of who's competing right now are Caroline and Stans and if I'm wrong this is embarrassing but that's just who I'm guessing we'll see if I'm right chat's either spamming l or w all right all right that is combined beautiful beautiful beautiful now for wedding cakes we need our pans this is the most important place that I believe our Bakers could mess up today is not oiling their pans enough if you do not oil your pans they will come out broken and you will not have a successful wedding cake so I'm just going to use the spray oil mostly because I'm not super worried about mine coming out perfect but there will be parchment paper available and that is the way to go do I think any of the bakers will know that absolutely not if they do they've cheated so we'll see what happens we're just going to [Applause] scoop this in here as evenly as you can the better so my pans I'm using today or a seven inch and a five inch round so these should bake pretty quickly and also um be a cute little cake they could go any size they wanted all right now I'm going to put these in the oven at 325 degrees or 350 degrees sorry um around 20 to 30 minutes these will take I'm going to put them in there now and I'll come back to you in a little bit and show you how to make the frosting and decorate it frosting let's just start with vanilla buttercream all you need to do is get your butter throw it in there and then we're gonna mix our butter now powdered sugar you need powdered sugar because if you use granulated sugar you will have chunks of sugar in it that is looking great we're going to add vanilla extract and our salt mix that in and then probably a little bit more powdered sugar I'm gonna add just a little more powdered sugar it's great it's perfect and here is a basic vanilla buttercream all done now that your wedding cake is out of the oven or your cake it doesn't have to be a wedding cake it can be a birthday cake but today they're making a wedding cake go through and loosen up that's how you avoid your cake breaking grab your cake in one single motion this is because I was lazy with oiling My Pan you should really use parchment paper when you're making round cakes but this will glue right in as the cake cartons it'll just kind of this one's probably gonna break too you can kind of tell by the texture of the cake as you're depending it if it's going to break on you and that one broke a lot again I am being a little Hasty with this so that's why we're getting breaks but luckily since I am a certified Master Baker um I'm gonna be able to fix this with frosting and you won't know oh now we're going to put these in the freezer to cool down because that's just going to get them done faster so then we can get frosting all right now the hardest part about the wedding cake challenge is this I have my cake cooled we have to assemble and decorate it we're going to start with our vanilla buttercream which you just learned how to do today I'm going to make our buttercream raspberry I'm going to use raspberry liqueur a little bit of a raspberry liqueur in here just enough to get a nice raspberry flavor all right all right there's our beautiful pink frosting time to frost and assemble these cakes so we're going to start with the the small tears these cakes are small enough that we don't really have to level them which means you know make them even in size I'm not too nervous about that because everyone's just making really small cakes but we're going to get ourselves a Piping Bag just like we saw with the cupcakes fill that with frosting and this is just to help you get it on the cake I made wedding cakes this is how I did it to get a consistent Frost we do our dirty coat which means we're sealing all of our crumbs in so I'm just going to give it some some random bit of frosting right there and then I'm going to come in here and make my dam and then in the middle I'm just going to likely fill that with frosting so inside of our dam is going to be our filling today I'm doing raspberry jam I'll be curious to see if any of our contestants realize they can just use the jam or if they try to make their own filling raspberry jam and we're just going to spoon that in there perfect take our next stack it like that then just a quick Frost to get all those crumbs sealed in if it starts leaning this is when you can correct it by kind of just pushing it to side that you want but this is pretty safe getting all those crumbs locked in there and then usually you would have to kind of put this in the fridge to chill before you move on but I'm going to take the gamble today and I'm not going to do it because I'm feeling confident and we're just going to go over this and give it a nice even coat of frosting using our Piping Bag and a plop right there okay come in here and then we just smooth most important thing with smoothing is keeping your hands still you're going to get the most consistent as well as keeping it at a 90 degree angle that'll help your cake not look like it's leaning perfect now I'm going to throw this in the freezer and repeat with the bottom layer now both of our cakes are frosted it's time for assembly assembly can get a little scary usually what you do come right underneath grab it and then place it forehead good enough and now then just some decorating so most important thing about your cake choose your front where do you think is your prettiest spot my Cake's a little lumpy and uneven I threw this together in about maybe 10 minutes I feel pretty good about it I'm going to throw this lovely rose on it my cat is being crazy and then some edible Gold Leaf to make it look pretty and this is a very simple simple simple design obviously but we're just gonna put some gold leaf on her most importantly and something I didn't do is you always want to decorate a cold cake so ideally I would have put this bottom half in the fridge for a second and it would have been much nicer to work with but voila there she is a nice simple wedding cake we're good all right back live who uh who's more done you're done okay then come with uh come with me and we will let's go in that all gender restroom Dr disrespect it feels weird it feels it feels weird the three of us going in the restroom right now you don't bring the coffee this is our meeting room guys this is just cool hey hey [Music] okay all right talk to us about your design uh so I want to just make a classic vanilla type cake but I want to have like a chocolate drizzle on it and I really really want to make it Mario related okay so I'm looking for any sort of Nintendo toy like Mario and Peach or something if that would be you might be able to find that at like Target yeah so like any Nintendo toy that's like maybe even just go to the birthday section um like where they have like the little birthday party things go to the toy section um okay so any Nintendo Mario toys that you can find just small little guys you'd put on a cake you also might be able to go because you'll probably go to like Target in a grocery store and then maybe a craft store you might build a grocery store look at their cakes that they have in uh like to sell and sometimes you can just buy the toy yeah so just look at that too just like foot four like Mario and Peach for sure if they have it and then whatever else yeah uh and then I also want flowers like uh roses red and white flowers because I want to be like Mario asked and I would get fake ones if you can get them yeah just because it'll be better then and then um for the judges I think that's it okay okay four characters if possible you will you'd like it to be more when Peach es yeah and two others just whatever I can find whatever and if they have like props like it doesn't have to be characters like that a star or something like that anything Mario related yeah if you find a star mold that'd be perfect storm mold yeah like a cake mold that makes it sore I want I'm gonna see if I can put like a fondant pattern usually oh grab some packages of fondant too we don't have any fondant if possible that's very ambitious though um no no I we will probably need fauna anyway um just two five pound packages a new craft store so 10 pounds total yeah okay any special fruit any special anything uh no I'm I'm just gonna I think we already have strawberries but uh we only have frozen strawberries can we get fresh strawberries if possible then how many uh just like uh the cake at the end of sm64 has strawberries visible so I thought that would be like a little cute okay yeah and then that's it okay he's ready send in slime all right let's hang out here I'm gonna take a seat yeah um well I'm on it yeah um yeah if there's no toys even like pictures of them like worst case there's a picture we can cut it out or something just do your best yeah there's got to be welcome to my office [Laughter] I'm pooping all right all right all right so what do you have for us this is my concept it's Pablo Escobar's Narco and so it's gonna be it's gonna be a almost a diorama of a narco stronghold in Colombia in the in the early 90s um so so the bottom is gonna be like a green frosting to indicate that they're in the in the forests and then the top maybe little toy trees yeah stuff like that okay it would be good so miniature trees I know craft stores have those something crucial is gummy sharks you know the blue gummy sharks I want them in the water to protect Pablo's good uh you know if you step into the moat um and tiny little umbrellas like in drinks uh that's what I'm looking for as well um so it's in this is just like chocolate accents you know the stronghold and then Dust it on top with below I need you to get turbinado sugar it's like sanding sugar get some sanding sugar it's a little thicker yeah yeah and uh yes that's the theme and that's what I'm going for okay yeah do you need any special fruit or anything like that or any flowers no no okay oh flowers like like like yeah no no no okay I think that that all anything sort of Island themed diorama themed uh that's that's what I'm going for but the gummy sharks are crucial that's if you get nothing else those are shop around for the gummy shark be special okay it's like the blue ones with the white bottoms you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah perfect all right thank you slime uh additionally if they're going to like craft store just any wedding Toppers in case any of them want to throw it on there like an I do or whatever just some extra any extra things you walk by that you're like maybe then grab that but um interesting interesting choices for wedding cakes yeah all right all right well I'll death to us part I suppose all right down it is time to [Music] go collect the phones all right not your phone you can keep your phone all right chefs there's one more thing you get today that you had no other day at any point so choose this very wisely you can buzz in and you can have help for me for five minutes five minutes last day they have two and a half hours yeah they're making a [ __ ] cake so you can decide to have my help during baking assembling decorating whatever you want use it wisely you only give it once for five minutes extra points for refusing your health check no my Gentleman's Agreement yes supposed to be interesting but I guess I guess you guys don't need me I guess I guess the students have become all right okay all right chefs your time starts now it gets a little boring sometimes just warning you guys you can play games on your phone oh fun okay yeah that is fun I'm pretty good at Tic Tac though I don't think I ever lose all right place your bets it's only a tire when but now I'm really like it's a lot of pressure I mean you know there's only so many paths you can take look at this squeaks where they go yeah Squeak Squad they are really confident oh no I want to go first okay it'll end in a tie then okay oh [ __ ] yeah how can one be rusty because I don't remember all the sequences other kind of thing like you're playing chess with me hi Chad yeah you just have to put a circle oh is that how you push yeah this one there's more bald jokes about squeegee okay I think that's literally the reason slime shaved his head like slime could still have hair but he like chose to Just Go With It wow what's the difference what do we do differently she she broke the game think about that we're gonna I mean I'm just gonna go in the same spot because I know like I'll lose if I don't know oh so if you go anywhere else you will lose well maybe how about I'm gonna go somewhere else wait a minute oh except that one in logic I would never go there that's fine for the sake of this I will wait a minute it is throwing me off never let them know you're next to it oh holy moly games real quick yeah um okay huge huge huge wait that's another draw let's play another game oh my God hangman good game over here all right the guys that they've started they're starting their planning nothing in the ovens yet nothing in the ovens yeah speed running through this because I want to make sure I don't present something it's gonna be so important because I feel like wedding cakes have to look good wow okay that is your weakness well at least you're aware yeah your stuff does look not like yeah wow that's a nice word to use um have you decided your flavors of your cake which you can share with us I assume you won't steal okay well I want to do because I know like I I want to do like chocolate with strawberry okay like with like a white base so I'm planning on tempering my chocolate because I knew that worked really well but making it sort of like a ganache that I'm going to Spring that I'm gonna pour on the top of my frosting so I want my frosting to be very cool he learns the word ganache yeah I don't know what that means it sounds like a bad word don't knock on my door so I'm starting with the gumballs all right I'm gonna show the judges the designs can I steal your design I'll bring it back okay oh uh he wrote down his guesstimations of flour oh God all right if you guys want to see these designs yes and just give your initial thoughts on the designs they can't change them now because she's at the store this is slime design Pablo's Narco wedding yeah yeah it's Pablo Escobar tiny umbrella drug compounds yes where he sells drugs well where's the department how is it a wedding uh can you get married [Laughter] [Laughter] this is [Laughter] that's how he operates we're getting we're getting mixers plugged in from the sky I'm eating carrot it's your first time using the actual mixtape uh sugar what dude I'm forgetting something what have you used so far eggs butter oh sugar I put sugar in here oh that should make a difference barely I'll just get it [Music] what a little for Daddy Oh I thought you're putting the coffee in your cake he's taking care of himself first because he is I don't think the judges like you that's not true great question uh but she asked me that I said cake flavor and I feel like by your expression that's not a good idea which I will think about yes they liked that you're saving it you know I'm really going by ear I'm playing jazz like I might put an extra egg if I'm not happy with this consistency but we'll see I just want it to look like a [ __ ] cake that is a big part it's a big part this is like games right it's like a Super Bowl of baking [ __ ] especially if it's a wedding cake like imagine this is for what human beings like it's their only wedding ever you know what I'm saying yeah that is the announcement is whichever cake wins is going it's shipping off to one of the viewers weddings just kidding imagine it's just the worst it's gonna be great guess what it's across the country so they think will be really good yeah I'm sure surely you'll be able to go across the whole country I'm just looking at going from this table hey what do you do when it's all stuck in the freaking uh the middle he's putting his hands in it so you get this baking soda baking powder I still love the [ __ ] difference which is annoying what are you using what baking soda baking powder I'm using both but I'm using like very small one-fourth baking powder and uh one two teaspoon of baby baking powder um no it is the blind leading the blind over here powder they taste the same oh my God that's not good not good yeah oh but am I making batteries again that's not gonna go away really cool too easily yeah is that baking powder or baking soda baking soda always says you gotta taste your ingredients it's not good now another part of this challenge is are they going to make enough batter we won that no the answer is no I'm not making enough batteries no what is that in there you have like some gray spots oh no it's just a shadow okay right wait I don't know okay let me get in here am I crazy I'm just concerned that it's pieces of the mixer which would cause you to have to start over I've been also putting metal in there that's my secret sorry check your little shaky because I'm staring at this no you're fine uh you're fine okay you're fine all right well he's good he's good he's good it's weird sorry chat I'm wiping my hands now gloves what's your guys's favorite flavors of cake oh my I love a cream cheese Frost confetti ooh confetti yum yo this birthday cake it's just vanilla and sprinkles what was the flavor you made on my way uh uh banana uh I don't remember I don't remember banana lemon and blueberry no banana and it was banana and cream cheese lemon and blueberry and then I think chocolate raspberry does that sound right that was the last cake I had I'm cutting this by that well that cake tasted good that cake did taste good um I think that was Earth's chocolate chocolate someone in chat will tell me I like carrot cake with cream you do love you love carrot cake carrot cake with cream cheese frosting yeah yeah spicy eggs are good spice cakes interesting yeah they were so tart no do you like stuff I tell you some bad things about slime it was it was just cream cheese and lime juice I love the sugar [Music] psycho was on my screen the other day with a whole broccoli head eating it like an apple and my chat was so offended I thought it was a normal snack [Music] I just wow how are you supposed to eat it you're right I think you're right I'm doing my best yeah that's a hot rabbit not as hot as Lola or the rabbit from zootopia but up up in the top top 10. you don't think I guess it's not a lot of money the tricks rabbit top three all right huh what happens to church rabbit yeah number one is Lola Bunny right makes sense number two is the bunny from zootopia okay number three the tricks rabbit Judy Hopps I get that surprise you don't like the Box and seen rabbits yeah I'm on the rabbits uh boxes yeah Fox um Fox and the Hound yeah [Music] there's lots of great boxes Kindred kind of looks like a fox it's a wolf but yeah people are really really liking the horse from experience oh that's not even the top 10 horses the horse from Sleepy Hollow great well people that I'm like but you just like divorced them yeah there's that one horse from Aristocats I feel like I feel like it's like the personality let me tell you about baby Simba when I was a baby myself well that's because I was a baby he was a baby we were both babies and I was in love with him he was an animal me and baby Simba could have been something but then when he grew up it wasn't for me I grew we grew apart yeah he stayed the same age baby Simba and it got weird well not when I watch it back yeah yeah and when I look at pictures of him if you Google baby somebody's the same age we've got more pacing over here oh some batter going in the pan um well I usually make like two um that is it good or bad you're asking me it could be uh it could be good it could be bad it depends what you put in it that consistency is on par with a pound cake any of those yeah [Music] what'd in the message and then he sent me this because I clearly didn't laugh at him jhblolly I see it oh I was gonna let him find it you got it you got it yesterday he focused you got asked a question by a judge and you're looking like a you're gonna feel pretty trouble [Music] am I trolling now I'm scared because everyone's gonna be typing not like sweets or whatever whatever the day is this looks good the batter tasted sweets so many what coffee faces oh I don't I mean they just get excited they just want to be involved I get it they just want to be a part of something they want to be a part of something they're just trying to be here that's kind of cute it's sweet but a little sad but I understand that too much all right it's back to focus he's gonna get his one huh I'm gonna make it good oh I think I put way too much [ __ ] butter in there we add all right when do you think if you were in this competition when do you think you would buzz in for your five minutes of help um actually right at the beginning yeah it is interesting questions I would take five minutes to the game is to ask you every possible yeah they could do that that you both don't do it it's cool because it seems so powerful to know people yeah maybe so cool all right we have to eat it at the same time I want to eat good yeah I'm not looking forward to eating this cake there's a chance it's edible yeah is the lack of like structural integrity [Music] are you in the oven yeah first Uh something's in the oven something's in the oven not their entire cake I'm not sure if I'm gonna be happy with it pretty good though pretty I just want to make sure it's cool like uh temperature wise also like Vibes ones I guess all right still working on his butter he's using the princess uh princess cake and cookies Bakery Emulsion well yeah yeah I know I know yeah these are from my cupboard no um let's come um this um Emulsion chat you'll it's very much so Bakery a lot of people if you've never had this before princess cake and cookie um it gives it a very bakery bakery flavor it's it's like nutty and citrusy um too much of it and it's chemicals so we'll see we'll see if he did the right amount yeah I'm making so much goddamn batter it should be all right but who also knows who knows who knows okay start over oh yeah you can have your plan back sorry I will return those I don't think slime yeah that's a good drawing though oh god oh Jesus like an instrument you're gonna hurt yourself oh oh I am so stressed right now I hate listening to that music I hated that all right his batter is deciding if it's done oh man okay last batter I made a mistake of putting the sugar in the dry stuff but this one I hope to be stronger so we'll see it's interesting that you're doing different batters are you doing different flavors or just different batters I just didn't make enough oh yeah so you gotta oh there you go okay uh let's give me my first layer I have the amounts in the recipe for the amounts oh you wrote them down yeah um oh they're right there I couldn't find the spatulas but then I found them everyone is pamming today no one has forgotten the Pam well the second timer huge it is smart both of our contestants wrote down their recipes as they went kind of huge it feels like I feel like I could I shouldn't bill it to the middle to the top of it because it'll rise up like a gamer like you guys cameras rise up Gamers rise up how many um how many much of those how many pans are you going to do today this one and this one perfect I know Tina loves a three-tier cake but I cannot I cannot do that um maybe I could but I don't know we'll see I think I could wow her with the flavor in there I see I see the flavor of vanilla dang crazy slime's back in town lasts a few days in the tournament so I was talking a big game at this point what's going on man it's because of Love didn't you piece of [ __ ] yeah well maybe I'll zoom out a little bit you know what I mean I will I can't actually say anything anything to anyone man on Twitter again I told him I said that I was gonna be headpoint yeah it's similar about him come on now yeah [Music] but realistically someone reported you for that too that's why we're just playing agents that's crazy [Music] No One's Gonna tell him it was me and it's real and it'll find you and it's a movie about that yeah all right we're going in all right okay going in the oven are you proud of them yeah I have no feelings oh but if I did I'm sure I would be okay hey guys did you stop spamming in the chat because we're off to write 100 words I say do tomorrow and it's really overheating this phone and my legs so if you could just why your legs oh all right I didn't get that I put a timer yeah do you guys have any questions for our um judges or our chefs I mean the question is can we ask tweets to do the Obama that is the main question like what am I one of my jukebox here juggling you can't say that um Jody really wants you to do it the judge yes judge sorry you know frankly no ingredients [Laughter] Five Points pretty good Obama is what she wrote it was good that was good that's what they were waiting for this whole time that's all the spammers needed you're dripping bad around the floor chefs that is not ours we could eat it though you have to put that back guys not guys put that back Daisy guys dark off [Music] oh Chase we've taken big notes already he stopped drawing oh okay same reactions that one's not bad okay I'll take that it's not bad more potential in cooking or drawing what oh uh you're better at drawing than cooking yeah um just whatever is on the outside of your cake can't be the same thing as the inside of your cake yes you're required to have a filling between your layers 15 minutes later yeah he's got it he's got it I'm way happier with this matter which is POG but also dog well it's a little weird because it should be the same it should be that's exactly why it's dog yeah okay but if this if the other one's like way worse I'm just gonna use this and cut it into that's my audible so we'll see we're on the Fly you're moving quick oh it's crazy because there's multiple pams but you guys are sharing instead it's like a wholesome moment it's wholesome it's like really slippery over here by the way um me neither what the hell why don't you guys okay he's using a ladle to scoop out his cake batter no that's the rules yep you can wander you can wander you can ask questions you can get up in them if you want to yeah if you want if you want uh yes sir what it just looks uh yeah yeah um they're both in the oven you both have something in the oven you're wearing an issue so okay I think your penis is probably fine yeah it's so dirty his hands are always so gross let's build both contestants honestly we don't know how either of them got here it was worse than this yeah his presentation was amazing his baking not so much actually really creative but he didn't have the fundamentals and so he can't Circle the ball it doesn't matter how many threes you can choose basketball basketball all right squeaks has one in the oven he's staring at it it looks really good I wish I had another oven but you can do still uh no brother you can use these ones which one you can't look inside at the same time you could also use the same oven oh boy I opened it because hot air leaves hot is that oven on yeah is yeah hot air leaves God damn it well oh well okay frosting it is smelling like cake what are you what are you doing okay all right it smells like what it smells like that's fair yeah it's what you did oh my gosh what an idiot I had no clue that you left that open is that on camera we gotta really push all right how is slime's looking good I don't know what's going on it looks like bread what temperature is your oven at the temperature is your oven at 350. wow how did you get yourself look like that you [ __ ] that looks really good picture don't burn yourselves there's a cake out of the oven oh that's exciting the better the hard part [Music] likes it they're different for five minutes out and I'm gonna put it in the refrigerator our different Clean Plate it's a little fluffy I was just saying I was just touching it oh do this you piece of [ __ ] no yeah jhb has found a pepperoni he's thrilled across the type what are you guys drawing it's an extra oh fun where are you guys where's yours atriak label yeah [Music] sorry we have budgets here all right oh I drew over here okay that one's easier octopus an octopus I can see it I see a penguin oh with a tie oh wow yeah that's nice we are keeping our judges entertained that's what that's what's very important to us well this is a longer challenge yeah yeah so you know there is no excuses I'm gonna try to make icing for the top there he goes he's in there all right perfect it's just what I've learned is that it's been packaged for you is pretty good otherwise why would they sell it are you nervous about creativity oh no I just think I need to hit that requirement I see I can go crazy I see cream cheese yeah someone listened to one of the judges it still smells like biscuits in here well yeah it is like salty when you pour like half a liter of Crisco in there oh yeah go back seated I see I see I see it smells like that like crusties like biscuit mix yeah yeah it's like spelled k-r-u-t-e-z or something yeah crusties yeah [Music] I don't know what happened you can't visualize it she's crusty isn't that the clown from The Simpsons crusty crusty ew what an awful name I never thought about it until now it's like crusty well well well have some rounds yeah go ahead she's ready this is probably one of the harder ones to judge because it's such a long such a long challenge I tried this yesterday it's not easy you know what I'm saying he is setting himself up for failure hi why I'm talking about you she says the guy who literally makes slime every freaking week he makes this goofy you should see those cupcakes Chemical X saved me for sure actually a homie day one I've always said that too what is that small packet that you were adding in this is gonna be my uh in between layer filling it's just vanilla chocolate pudding and how did you know to add that because it's over there oh okay thank you [ __ ] no yeah it's over there do you like jello um you like pudding I think it that's a good consistency okay it's easier I think it gives me a cup of a canvas to do [ __ ] with that this is like vanilla and it's got good texture and then I can figure it out yeah structured okay he's getting a good base and climbing from there I suppose it is it is a small cute cute milk it's cute not as cute as those bunnies we were talking about earlier but oh okay so now how are you doing I'm working on my frosting cream cheese and I'm trying to make it like a vanilla so there's gonna be a frosting I'm gonna cover the cake in uh I really want to be careful about not making it look like what so I'm trying to add powdered sugar just visually no have you made cream cheese frosting before I have and it was horrible I'm gonna be honest so I'm just this is a shot in the dark right now so we'll see okay I'm gonna add also milk I'm gonna encourage all of my chefs to turn off their mixer when they're scraping their bowls casual casual and not on your level no uh yeah I'm gonna be adding more I'm just I make frosting visually um it's just yeah interesting you're you're a batter mixes really thick it is thick and I'm not sure if it's gonna like come up really well but uh it looks like cake smells like biscuit so uh it's basically a big I put too much that I did it yet again uh I need to restart bro dude it's just oh dude it's just gooey in there I'll give you my five minutes you're using it now yes okay Christine will you set a timer for five minutes slime is using his five minutes don't start it yet [Music] waiting we're waiting thank you much much and then you're gonna have more layers of filling too so it's going to taste more it's going to taste better essentially what you can do isn't cooking yet so uh I don't want you to start over um [Music] [Applause] yeah now this should take anywhere from like 20 to 30 minutes in the oven if it's not baking then that's where your problem is but you shouldn't fill it up more than before but that's that's the bonus of using these pans because it's going to bake much quicker they're much smaller and you're going to get a taller pick which is a little bit more impressive no matter what so I just filled it to the brim and that's it that's all we do there so you're gonna match all of those uh how many more how much more time um okay three minutes um now this one tell me exactly how much baking soda I had uh like a teaspoon of baking soda um your flavor is kind of bad if you do any vanilla extract no okay so I'm gonna add at least a teaspoon maybe two teaspoons of vanilla extract once you do this but you're going to want to make it up for um you're filling in your frosting so what's gonna happen with your dough it's gonna see without something that's really really important as soon as possible um so once it's out of the oven you're going to go around your sides I'm going to break it up and that's how you're going to use your [ __ ] ears it's going to be slick and slippery right so you don't want to use anything it's better jam and you can always put that on the stovetop add some berries to it she's so smart um four you have lots of options the marshmallow really really sticky but make sure that your flavors are something that's interesting because right now you just have vanilla the thing that vanilla is good well the thing that went over the chef's last time that you used was the cinnamon right so why I'm doing something creative unless there's no reason this is the last time you shouldn't be scared okay okay so so Jesus Christ there's so much information okay I'm leaving with as much information as possible yes so you know what to do from here correct yes so I think what you should do is potentially um keep all of these more impressive is going to be two flavors or some people at least you're saying vanilla flavor but then maybe your Top flavor let's get crazy let's do your cinnamon again let's do your nutmeg again let's throw up some nuts with some carrots someone to set their life here so why are you ready for that right so it's super super easyrock said he likes on the other one well it wasn't him it was Tina so that's something to play off of um any other questions you have you have a minute and a half 350 is good and anywhere from 20 to 30 minutes it's so long I know um yeah it's because I don't know you're at risky exactly start checking it at 15 minutes there's no way it's going to take less than 50 years so check out 15 minutes um once it comes to frosting the most important thing is like I said you don't even want to put it in this pan when it gets out let it cool for a few minutes before you try to get up that's what's important because otherwise this is so popular it takes so long to cool down whatever you do don't try to process make sure that anything you can add interesting flavor to that's what you're doing so you can make each cake you need carrot cake you get your cinnamon whatever spices that you're gonna add uh you know what cake is like you like spice taste like so just smell those and see what you want to add and then um your cream cheese frosting for that one and then for your vanilla this is so [ __ ] boring what are we gonna do today right so same thing with the carrot cake we can't do the same outside so you can't do cream cheese on the inside what what is the little character cinnamon cinnamon um about 10 seconds you could do um something that makes it way more interesting because otherwise you're just competing you're doing vanilla version another thing is sprinkles on top here then you have a crunches whatever you want to do all right three two one time all right five minutes please that's crazy um okay all right this has to go thirty five minutes okay if I need help making wait wait I'm hoping I get some help making a ton of frog okay vanilla frosting for some reason the consistency looks like yeah what's happening is your cream cheese isn't warm where's your cream cheese glad I ran out oh okay we will get some more cream cheese um your cream cheese needs to be warm and sweet room temperature otherwise you're gonna have things in it okay so when we get cream cheese we'll get it here in a second We'll order it um it'll be cold so you need to put in the microwave for 10 seconds at a time put it and touch it until it's spreadable or use a knife make sure it's spread off so back in 10 minutes once it's spreadable you can put it in here all that's in cream cheese frosting is cream cheese and powdered sugar and butter so there's still it so you're making a normal butter something that you keep doing is you are not adding enough powdered sugar consistently you should probably use this whole [ __ ] thing really yes all of this powdered sugar yes okay for the amount of frosting you need you should use this entire thing you should also use four minutes okay you should also use good luck almost all the sweater okay because you need a lot of frosting yeah it is right yeah so that's why that is why you guys have so much butter it's like all of this excuse me like I'm gonna put everything do you want do you want cream cheese for the whole entire outside then yes absolutely okay wow yeah okay wait now I'm gonna try to think of stuff to do okay where's where's your cake my cake is being is one of them is in the uh okay well do you have the issue of getting them out let me show you how to get it out three minutes it's crazy that they're using this time now oh you set a timer [Music] all right is it cool yeah okay here we go so this is how you're gonna get this out of the pan so I think you're gonna have a problem you're gonna go along your side see that yeah yeah oh yeah so you weren't so you weren't straight enough that's okay probably all right we're gonna try to get this out there's a chance this doesn't work any other questions I can answer while I travel um see how I'm pulling it away from the side a little bit yeah without being too aggressive because if you're too aggressive it's just gonna rip so you're just gonna go around your side pull slowly okay thinking of doing the double boiled chocolate and making it anyway it's not nope that's better right there oh [ __ ] um well you have an option of throwing these back in the oven or you have an option of serving gooey gooey okay okay there you go so that's the only way to get it out okay um there you go and then you're going to want to keep this cold okay and then if I'm doing like a chocolate glaze on the top dog could be cold before it no I want to be hot you don't want to be hot because you don't like to melt your cream cheese if it's too hot it's just going to melt off all your cream cheese frosting you want to you want to make sure it's like almost like a room temperature okay a way to thin your chocolate so you were talking about ganache uh last time you made it with butter yeah don't do that just melt some chocolate and use some vegetable oil to thin it out until it's drippable and then you can go around the size but in a Piping Bag okay um but again make sure it's not too hot otherwise you just have a really gross flavor okay and then you're gonna add your um your yeah what's really really important about whipped cream filling is they have to be cold your cake is warm you're just gonna have [ __ ] again okay um there is also um the cornstarch if you add just a little bit of cornstarch to this it'll help your whipped cream stabilize okay as well a little bit I mean like four to two okay wait let me let me repeat it so I remember I want whipping cream in there and then I want a little a teaspoon of Pizza wait where's the cornstarch okay okay awesome I think I'm good 20 seconds um what else do you think would make this go um you can still Salvage this I would like to say just so it's not supposed to waste but I would waste more cream cheese whip your cream cheese alone first okay until it's spreadable and then add your powdered sugar okay we'll do okay all right thank you foreign [Laughter] all right all right they have used them they will get no help decorating they've used it now yeah they could have written down notes none of them did that I think that's crazy we get cream cheese okay oh great and then um will you ask her to grab me a water bottle already oh great all right they're now loaded they're loaded with information how do you guys feel about them as humans like everything wrong huh they were doing everything wrong no no I mean yeah but I wasn't gonna I wasn't gonna start them over I wasn't gonna say here's a recipe start over other there they will not have time to finish if they were to start over their batters now so it wasn't worth me giving them a new recipe it was more just pivoting with what they have as an option they did I did present I well their recipes are not as structurally sound as I think they'd hope they are the issue yeah but I was kind of just saying this is how we pivot and make what you have currently more special so we'll see who takes the advice and who doesn't um but both of them got quite a bit of help I think one of them definitely knows how to make frosting now they have a recipe so as long as they as long as they skip to it that's well one of them focused on that as part of their right they said how do I make frosting I said here's the recipe so we'll see we'll see if that's used or not yeah yeah so I'm looking forward to that yeah squeaks his cake out of the oven was not finished baking um it could be a little gooey yeah it could be could be a little gooey um we'll see what he does but the frosting will be great the frosting should be great depending depending again what he does I like the batter straight up I ate a bowl you like both their batters Furniture tasting why you can you can try tasting their batteries if you want you're more than welcome to but I'm like that's a glove good good point yeah part of his Aesthetics um it's because he is he's trying to make frosting right now um yes that is the correct reaction yeah it's nearly impossible yeah it's really hard I only use like the gun the hand mixer and a gun yeah yeah that makes sense that makes sense Tina's a bit of a baker I've seen her bake we'll do a baking stream soon I'll teach you everything I just spit up broccoli oh that's okay I have a boyfriend it doesn't matter I'm not here to impress any of you I know resist ance broccoli all right frothing being made pigs are in the oven only 1K Pizza why is he making his frosting on his cakes aren't in the oven yet baby that's what I'm a little confused about it doesn't make any sense you're in that guy how many cakes do you have in the oven [Music] but I do want to see what it looks like so I can adjust all right how do you get frosting and not taste like butter that's a great question what else do you add to frosting huh what else do you add to your frosting [ __ ] I knew you have to put some salt it's just so hard no I wish I had your advice for this one yeah it looks like it's not like cooking videos well it could be rising mine was baked on the top which looked bad and then I pressed it was just like [ __ ] I'm gonna see how wet it is on the inside come on I'm gonna have to start over that's not what they should do they should all okay all right Chef's advice over here let's go to the bathroom imagine someone's in here I walked in [Music] hey guys hey guys they're both messing up a lot out there they should both have their cakes in the oven that's the first step they should just get them in the oven they should keep them in the oven they should not think to myself let me see one finished because they are not knowledgeable enough to adjust their recipes for them to be successful anyway based off of just seeing how it bakes so it would be more important for slime to get that stuff in the oven right now than it would be for him to make frosting right now same with squeaks also something that you're noticing is those ovens with the windows those are convection ovens so they bake hotter so 350 degrees is almost closer to 375 convection means there's a fan in there and fan is moving the the hot air around so it's just it's just a more even bake and it's better so squeaks is out of detriment by using that um other oven and he doesn't realize it um because he doesn't know the difference but that is their number one mistake right now is they should just be focused on getting cakes baked they should not be focused on their filling or anything else that is their mistake also slime's problem with buttercream he needs four to five more cups of powdered sugar in there and then it'll taste like buttercream anyway there you go Mike super short show let's go out there we didn't just talk [ __ ] on them sorry we had to go to the bathroom me and chat we went to the bathroom we have it it's on the way yeah it's on the way oh boy okay my strategies definitely been in here for over 15 minutes brother I don't think that's true how much did I tell you a cake takes to bake 25 to 30. but I've been counting yeah he has not been counted are you playing Wordle oh I was playing heads up how'd you do oh my God that's great yeah yeah we're actually the best situation all right here we go [Music] oh right sorry he was directing me um yes okay uh your futures [Music] you don't want to peel a banana for us I would have liked it that was good that was good good job everybody all right he's back to his batter off I'm gonna make chocolate I think that that would free me up from having to frost something um so intensely because it's supposed to be brown the stronghold is brown well I can still choose um it didn't like change the game right yeah it was an advantage it opened us up to the horrors of what we're doing wrong yeah I it's oh my God what yeah it is thanks guys shout out DS Mac dreyson chat for DS Mac Ro you don't have cream cheese is on the way yeah right here so my secret weapon here we go be different but I also don't want to [ __ ] it up too bad so how much is the question here because I put some in here because you barely tasted like it probably making too much goddamn two times one table we're having all the other pans I got you I put them under here oh I see I see I don't know if you decided not to use them they measured this shade in teaspoon on the bottle which would probably saying oh use too much but they also never met a dude like me hmm chat chatting chatting we're going to the bathroom again I have to tell them some Secrets oh no no it's great you're fine chatting to the bathroom oh boy oh the door's heavy oh that's nice I'm making bread um all right chatters something about using flavor oh it's awkward something about using flavoring he's using coconut you shouldn't just use coconut you should think about what goes well with coconut so you could even think lime and coconut that'd be fun if you made a coconut cake and a lime frosting great um coconut raspberry that's good raspberry frosting you know um or even thinking about Basics like candy bars so like Almond Joys have coconut and chocolate and almonds um so that would be a good way to think about things plus when you add extracts you should always add the natural as well we have shredded coconut in like our pantry I don't think he'll use that but it would be so freaking good if he used that um and none of them listen to any of my advice but that's fine we feel good I told them exactly what to put in the carrot cake he didn't listen this is sad for me we'll go now okay what frosting breaking up uh this I remember I just don't want to wait I want to get like a ton of frosting ready right now but isn't it frosting and I don't want to do cream cheese anymore how about I just do butter powdered sugar and then a little bit of milk and a vanilla I mean it makes it so much better I know she helped me but now I'm forgetting because I need like I'm just forgetting whatever I can't do something all right no cakes out of the oven yet no cakes out of the oven are you good are either of you concerned about having a cake available today we're not gonna finish I'm just saying I know I thought I'd start with you guys I'd let them finish up uh what are they gonna finish or not you're the pro oh well so I already moved my flight I had a flight for right after this I'm we're just gonna what where are you going uh Genesis I want to go to Genesis I'm not going yeah because I thought it was a four hour drive it's a seven hour drive and I'm too afraid to get on the airplane so I'm not going you're going to Japan though their timer no I don't think I'm going to Japan either no my fear of flying is back in full swing like bad bad so I don't think I'm going to Japan I'm really sad everybody I'm also really sad uh the second week of February I have Xanax it doesn't work on me yeah yeah I'm sad it's actually devastating Ludwig's going for a month so I'm gonna be really lonely yeah it's gonna be a bit of an issue but no I have such a bad fear of flying and it comes in like swells sometimes I can manage it but I can't manage it at all right now the big enough Bridge Judy can drive yeah exactly that'd be great yeah that I don't want a month with pretzo and he'll live there for a month right okay thanks Prezzo I appreciate that yeah I'm I'm also really sad because like my boyfriend's dream to go to Japan and I can't be a part of that dream because I can't get on the [ __ ] airplane it's actually kind of tragic and really sad but it's fine I've cried about it a lot I'll be fine I pair my I pay my therapist a lot to tell me that I'll be fine but anyway back to the cakes your cake is out of the oven yeah yeah we're gonna see if good I'm also think how to like handle it uh-huh your words so you said get the [ __ ] out of there cool it right so we're doing that that is my dog's hair that's my fault I have no feeling in my hands that's one of your hairs yeah is my dogs all the way from here yeah it comes on everything all right cake out of the pan yeah so so forever oh this is essentially the same thing except with coconut taste it okay I worked in a deli when I was 15 and I was doing prep and I made like pudding or something I I lick my finger because I got the pudding on it my boss Jason grabbed my hand was like do not ever do that and so now I have like a pavlovian like damn whoa hey squeaks [ __ ] should I try it mine's good no I I just want it you can try it uh this is some of it yeah that's good yeah [Laughter] he likes it I love this guy he keeps it real yeah of course all right he is checking the oven it is raw I don't know why I'm freaking out like I don't think I have enough time so I might have to just split my cakes that I have which is not cooked all the way or like in two but I want to make sure oh God Beauty you stressed me out I'm not I'm literally just here you know the cake has to be two layers yeah you know what that means two tears yeah but what if I like cut right here so there has to be two different sizes on top of each other two tears well that's horrible dude yeah I'm just letting you know oh [ __ ] um oh my God what why would you do that what touch it taking such a Big Slice out of it I don't know now you can't use that oh one hour and 18 minutes left I'm more concerned that tastes like cornbread you watch the boys oh God it's brown sugar fishes back to the frosting wait mine's like yellowy it's because of the butter I'm not answering anything I gave you a frosting recipe you could have written it down you could have written it down yeah dude I don't know what they're doing best of the best they are cracking under pressure the one thing the one thing I've taught them this whole week is no matter what just have something baked and instead slime is taking his cake out taking a slice out of it to eat and try so now he cannot use that cake why and essentially Like Biscuits in here I wouldn't mind it it is better to have something on the plate than nothing at all chefs so true that's enough time true true some people could some people could yeah they're confident they're confident good luck thank you Christy could you get an ETA from Taylor yeah oh great great you know what I mean you got this I got three oh that was Tulsa that's a wholesome moment wow what a nice gift for my friend that was such a nice thing to do all right cutie Cinderella I know you're freaking out I'm gonna switch uh-huh what are you doing okay I'm doing it by hand why because I don't it's coming out looking like disgusting so I'm just gonna do it I'm just gonna split sweat it I'm gonna need more butter I wasted a lot today yeah he's choking I'm joking let me just do it look at this butter all wasted you have another stick right there oh let's go you're gonna have to you have another stick over there yeah just a bit of an Easter egg hunt I can't help are you going to Genesis yeah are you flying on the airplane there what you want to drive I was going to but like not anymore I thought it was four hours it's a seven hour drive yeah I'm not going anymore so lame yeah well I thought it was four years the focus the focus the focus No Nonsense what's that rock the Johnson song oh yeah Power it Focus that's really good it was good yeah I know it was good but isn't it yeah listen I'm almost 30 I'm almost 50 now wow going in the pants shut the [ __ ] up sweets 1973. tell me how old you actually are or stop talking I'm telling you wasn't it something else the year Carter was President that's all he ever talks about it is we get it all right you know what's crazy when was he president I actually don't know when the president I don't know either what was the president in 1973 73 . you're right it's uh Carter it's harder next time oh Bush won and then Bush two 90s oh oh he has stolen some butter it is Clint Steven's birthday the cake will be shipped to Clint Stevens for his birthday no one tell Clint oh gross huge amount of them right yeah [Music] it is filthy in the kitchen oh all right going in the oven slime is going in the oven wait another batter in the oven yeah it is Sir would you like to taste my cornbread as you wait guys we don't have to do it again I don't want it well because you know I want to see it I want to see it no so like a two-tier cake um Christine can you pull up an example of a two-tier cake this is what happens Christine will show you an example I was gonna do the same thing yeah have you guys ever been to a wedding you were you saw his case I was his best man you weren't even invited and I gave that speech right yeah that's a good speech that there's an example all right oh they're just confusing layers and tears well [ __ ] uh you drew it as two tears that's why I'm confused how everyone's confused because that's how you drew it okay yeah you got it well just do your best roll with it problem solving yeah he is smoking weed all right problem solving from squeakers that was Unreal your cream puffs weren't good yeah but they were still closer to pups that hurt her your dough is nearly identical he's in copium it is going crazy ideas so stupid what if I take this and just smush it on top of my other cake is that crazy like I go and I just flatten the other cake so it goes smaller I put icing on it it's not gonna be it's not gonna be able to bake it and be cool it's going to take 30 minutes no no you got it no you're not good can I get another mixer please thank you so much honestly should we give them both five more minutes with me if they need it yes that's a question maybe 60 seconds maybe they get five more minutes with me after the 30 minute mark two and a half after the 30 minute Mark okay all right the judges have agreed after the 30 minute Mark you can you can spam back in for another two and a half minutes with me okay all right that's fine well whatever you want because you really have to think about your question you can use your two and a half minutes to ask one question if you want I'm gonna have a million questions is my question [Laughter] good good one squeaks good one he's done it again the funny man um I made my first tiered cake at 16. I was baking probably when I was like 10. pretty lonely in school huh but we were watching Puss in Boots and there was that part where uh uh the dog was telling its sad story very earnestly and I was like that's just me when we play League of Legends talking to Adrian it's a depressing play to be with her so I'm like all right we're gonna get bot Lane and she's like I have no friends tonight's telling all these sad stories like reminder my mom's dead yes the rift is where I heal [Laughter] yeah yeah it's a little cheaper than my therapist I'm gonna get on a plane soon it's gonna be awesome the rift will get me there looking for the salt squeaks is wandering around the kitchen what if you were what if you were put under and then take it I'm more than my fear of airplanes is my fear of anesthesia yeah I know I know so it was life or death have anesthesia or fly to Russia I'd rather fly to Russia but luckily I don't think I'll be put in that scenario and whenever something funny happened it was like a line of oh it was a whole lot he was living my waking night dude it was like it was like it was insane I felt so like a place it was a good movie have you seen Puss in Boots it's so good have you seen it are you done it's so good I wanted to cry multiple times yeah I wasn't playing league so I couldn't cry but right I thought about it no actually ADC but we're thinking about switching to Jungle this year what do I cut Faith yeah me and my team the chat yeah it's the easiest to climb impressive thank you yeah why do I play ADC oh because I'm a jinx Mane yeah jinx [Laughter] well I just wait maybe maybe you should train your uncle no I'm really good for Jesus yeah that's not the problem no before it takes one Cs and she says kill yourself I don't I specifically say keep yourself safe which is the opposite he capitalizes the right letters well did you know I got reported on Twitter for replying to you I said yeah I replied to adriac on a Twitter post I said key Emoji yo-yo emoji snake emoji and someone knew what I was trying to say really oh I just didn't remember what words I got reported I got reported all right okay edible but it's a lot very buttery so not too happy with it but I just want something later I see something with flavor something with flavor why because when I was a kid uh my voice was really squeaky but then I grew out of it so now that's kind of nice yeah since I was like 11 or 12. so now it's like now it's really deep there's going away sometimes yeah yeah you did yeah I used to be a counterfeit experience uh why did you stop that with my Mario badly um it says yeah yeah just because Mario's fun I think oh geez uh there's a song I like that came out way back with a rapper in the beginning goes it's official Swatch and slime is a tournament Endearment for people who will sell drugs yeah like a track would never be my slime right so oh okay did Taylor have an ETA okay all right okay all right exciting all right let's get in there if you need refills on anything we do have them powdered sugar yeah okay actually no there's more butter over there silence silence our chefs our chefs are overcome serve with Focus yeah one hour left last hour usually this would be a good time to be decorating don't rub it stress it out it's not coming out I noticed you would be decorating oh yeah how stupid do you feel [Laughter] it did come out yeah it smells like cornbread oh my God so Jody will be enjoying that Jody do you like cornbread yeah delicious it tastes like cornbread too oh together thank you I say a lot of pepper seeds first frosting by putting too much salt in it it's hard to get it out it's crazy this one this new one's good okay what if I change everything whoa instead of this shitty frosting I put cocoa powder in here and I made just s'mores and then my filling isn't blueberry it's marshmallow and then on the top I put is that crazy to grab a bucket of Oreos like everyone loves Oreos me oh wow [Laughter] because I don't give up okay don't give up that's exactly you can do so much better it's very different there's an idea said that was wild it was a mix of reactions okay he's got his frosting made he's almost gotten his frosting made do either of you have your fillings made I know all day I used to be like you no I let the machines um slime is staring at his options of ideas for fillings what flavors do you think go well with coconut oh that is a good question four fruits thanks for nothing what if I make bananas if I add this to something Banana Cup or a banana just me Theory crafting he's Theory crafting while he Paces he started crafting how do you guys feel about coconut and banana you hate coconut I just hope that's okay it's funny because I asked everyone who was wrong this is so bad idea [Applause] wow I don't know a game does the judge's feedback change you at all uh no I I kind of have to stick to it because it's like the the go on he won't know where the coconut lies I just can't add coconut to it which is fine um yeah seven years old is that just a snack for yourself it's interesting how sometimes you might not know what goes with something but then you could it's right in front of you are you trying to get me here it sounds like something he said cornstarch once I forgot for what so I think oh okay [Laughter] I'm just gonna do that like there's like just like drizzle it a little bit yeah that sounds good I don't know what cornstarch does I feel like cornstarch is not good for a filling I don't think that's it does cornstarch make make it thick he doesn't remember my advice they all had pens they did all have pens magic I put in like a DOT surely that won't ruin my jam right what else is in there Jam and whipping green Pizza are they talking oh yeah yeah oh okay that's what I thought exactly what I thought all right yeah foreign which shows you almonds and chocolate go well with coconut what else Prezzo needs to suck my dick I think we're all thinking then hey leave him alone okay does this look horrible okay so what I need to do I need to put chocolate um yeah but I don't know how to make the filling maybe I just flush it out of here just cheat it's like there's chunks of fruit it looks bad uh you're feeling your filling just can't be the same flavor as the outside yeah okay just making sure so it could just be chocolate buttercream on the inside foreign it's a good way to keep your temperature [Music] one more time yeah don't give him any secrets oh that looks so lovely does it they say it looks like [ __ ] it looks like vomit yep it makes me sad that I can't help you you know maybe they can they we'll see we'll see what happens additional time no they're not given any additional time when the clock is out the clock is out understood yeah absolutely hatred I can't move his flight again I can't we're just gonna get like plain Bland cakes that's not true okay it is true how much how much is that I can't they're at 51 minutes don't don't give that tone to me I heard that before and then I got held back in school I know that tone you're trying to learn to read that's so sweet all you're really I spy no words oh that's so advanced oh no how do I took a nerve right oh Taylor's stuck in traffic Taylor is stuck in traffic with their decor it's all right they have 50. it's actually perfect they don't have a kid yeah they don't have a cake I'm just putting so much um I hope you guys like jam okay shut the [ __ ] yeah how's it looking now oh okay sorry that was on that was um natural is this looking appetizing to my chefs my judges my chef judges oh yeah good it does look like puke now I'm insecure I think it's all about you should be fine two drops because everyone said not to is that the C yes yeah you can use cornstarch as a Stabler in uh a few things yeah yeah it's fine okay it's not enough no I mean stabilization I need it to be stable what do you mean that's unfortunate oh God unfortunately yeah you shouldn't have asked um you do you have to take a bite yeah just a bite oh they want to go to the bathroom all right let's go chat let's go on in there we'll talk some [ __ ] on squeaks all right come on chat you want to talk about it we'll talk about it imagine we walk in here one time and someone's on the toilet hi chat welcome welcome back to bathroom time all right um so squeaks was supposed to make the whipping cream which I feel like maybe I'm wrong I feel like I told him exactly how to make whipping cream whipping cream you take the whipping cream I said two cups in your mixer you whip it you add a half a cup of powdered sugar some vanilla and then you can put your strawberry um in there and you can do a little bit of like a fourth a teaspoon of cornstarch as a you would prefer uh to use cream of tartar I'll be honest cream of tartar is better for this uh but you can also use cornstarch a little bit as a stabilizer in whipping cream specifically it helps it thicken it up so it doesn't ooze out and I was worried about oozing but instead he's just added unwhipped whipping cream to a bowl with Jam which is gross slime is stressing me out because he ate an Almond Joy which I said has all the flavors and components that would be good for his filling and then grabbed white chocolate chips so I don't think they've learned anything I don't think they've learned anything but I hear people laughing so we'll go out it does look like beef tartare yes all right Taylor is here with your decorations so this is thrilling what did she buy for the Pablo Escobar well he had some decorations he wanted let's see what options all right open them up let's see what you got downtown I got some flowers great this is cute it has like a floral decoration strawberries and a bunch of Mario toys so like he just wanted the toys just like take advantage all right look at these so I'm going oh his little trees umbrellas umbrellas uh The crucial peace down on this phone that was yeah she did have to we had to go to three stores for the gummy sharks what do you have to go to three stores for the gummy sharks oh for all the things oh I see I see wow that is wait that's so perfect you don't need all the cars honestly that was all you needed yeah you could leave it really oh okay you don't have to wow wait that is actually so cool I want to make a Mario cake now no well okay I meant yeah I didn't mean today yeah let me you know what take the backpack let me jump in let me show you how it's done in 46 minutes yeah we're gonna go for it like put the filling in the middle I hate house right I don't know turmeric why is it here you know what I'm saying so I don't know what to do I don't know how to make my filling taste special I'm running out of time so many things pepperoni I'll make a fool [Laughter] that's funny I have a crazy idea do we have aluminum foil oh boy I'm gonna put aluminum foil on the bottom and then take it out there because so it doesn't get wet on the plate I'm sorry chefs uh yeah uh he he asked to make whipped cream he has to make strawberry whipped cream so I explained to him how to make whipping cream which is you whip the whipping cream and then you can add jam into it and that will make strawberry whipped cream but instead he just added the whipping cream without whipping it and just made goo instead of whipped cream it does but little maybe it tastes great but yeah you could have just spread Jam that was an option too it would have it makes it so hard it does he does yeah yeah it makes they make it so different typical typical men typical men am I right chat all of them that's what I always say I always say all men oh that's cute as well as well oh that's you're both artists what the heck this is me waiting to judge the cakes you're sweating yeah I see I see what are you doing good pepperoni um we need a blender uh Christine could you grab it Taylor can you give me a cup of water please you like to mimic I say Maya says I say we were words weird mostly Burger I feel like it's pretty normal really I don't know how I said it now I don't want to say it again all right he's got pretty intense notes over here slime squeaked lined on the middle all right we do have a I'll just have tap water yeah I imagine oh hot pans coming out of the oven if I stab it does it [ __ ] ruin everything but I can't answer thank you if it tastes good I [ __ ] win thank you so much if it tastes good he wins he says I'll tell you what if it tastes like pepperoni jhb will love it my secret pepperoni cake from my Mediterranean ancestors he has opened a new jar of jam yeah yeah and my bottom my veins has a hole in it I don't want this to be on the top I hate when my bottom has a hole in it right Prezzo here we go [Music] can you do it yeah give it to Tina thank you never mind he got it didn't need the muscles yeah oh well I hope you like slime I'm gonna do something a little different ways good all right this is good wait do you not like jam is good oh I have a better idea the last 30 minutes when they plug in for the two and a half minutes I don't answer anything I just take over oh really yeah do you think that's interesting yeah that is interesting I can't answer anything I just do for two and a half minutes let me just see what happens see if they learn anything like charades for two and a half minutes It'll be cool if you can't touch it you go like charades it and then you go oh yeah if we do that then we give them five I think oh Jesus but I think you're just doing it might not be as fun because it's fun chat what do you think just two worried girls no stupid [ __ ] idea dang VIP that guy uh yeah charades yeah charades nobody would say no help all right tell him yeah it didn't work yeah yeah I just didn't know if um it was better to you know to switch it up since we already did the tell I don't know if I'm gonna like this it's really greasy looking yeah there's some tacos over there oh yeah save it for the cake oh I'm gonna Gorge myself yeah all right squeaks is getting filled oh yeah and what are you doing about your two tears are you saying you're not gonna do the two tiers yes you're gonna lose lose that part of the challenge how do you think's slime challenge how do you think that'll affect your uh judging especially since Tina was like Wow three tiers would be cool yeah um just really disappointed quite frankly yeah I understand I see then that's huge it's a huge Plus right I don't feel good about this game why do you keep doing that that should be the subtitle of this competition Master Baker why do you keep doing that uh let's say the camera is occasionally out of focus oh oh sorry yep it turned on spot Focus there you go instead of auto focus my bad chat let me fix that my bad wait do I know how to fix this one oh oh yeah I fixed it I think I think it's fixed what that's my water yeah that cup that weird cup I was looking at my assistant start discussing something they're stressing me out um they're Pi they're Mutiny yeah they're plenty of mutiny no unions and no mutinies allowed strict strict rules so I get nervous when they talk to each other yeah yeah yeah I'll be plot one this season too so I'm gonna temporarily embarrassed flat one same I will be my Peak well pretty much gold five pretty much so pretty much gold oh Tina's in the kitchen I feel way better yeah yeah it just really hasn't been an ADC season for a few years yeah no you should try better part of the last decade I'm gonna be jungle yeah listen doublelift said I'm good yeah Tyler once said I'm good yeah Bjergsen said stay away from me yeah but whatever wait why are you celebrating I don't that's a great question riot also Riot has just like they froze my account because they want me to be relatable yeah it is it is actually so I'm kind of a hero I think are you ranked in League are you ranked and Lee I'm bad and what were you ranked [Laughter] shut the [ __ ] up matriarch oh my God I hate that guy can I have that apron when you're done with this [ __ ] can I keep it do you need help with your there he goes oh pineapple going in it's gold yeah but you're I was I just look like a control panel from the 80s I don't know actually thank you Bed Bath and Beyond these were like 500 this commercial ones is probably more beautiful um this is like my season though for real for real so don't worry about it yeah yeah yeah yeah just making sure everyone knows yeah you should see my Warwick I hate that guy I think this is more butter than frosting that's really spreading so bad uh but you know we'll see what happens it doesn't look too bad but I don't know how to do the sides it is an interesting tool that you're using to Frost with really yeah I've never used that but maybe you know something I know where do I get one of these thingies um oh I put them over there there's bottom ones or there's spinning ones over there if that happens to be helpful to you that no it's not don't give them attention like that yep and they do have those available what I would use but yeah yeah they do have the tools available but he does have his own invention so huh what is your plan at the pineapple pineapple filling yeah I think it'll it'll complement the coconut well hopefully hide it for the four-year-old at the table I lose fat all right yeah okay what are your thoughts what would you do different you could redo everything and buy a [ __ ] cake yeah but I'm just gonna have to stick with it and really focus on presentation as I'm [ __ ] fluttering my toes this is so ridiculous oh I've seen that before yeah I saw that that's that's old old what are you doing what what happened over there she's throwing stuff teacher teacher pick up a vegetables I know I can't stop I've had one of everything please these are from Costco I hope you like them Costco's finest what oh yeah I don't care yeah yeah they're great Costco Costco I like seeing things I like big okay yeah we're talking about penises that pee was gross a lot of staring and not a lot of doing I've noticed yeah I'm trying to strategize I see him professional what Chad what do you want me to talk about you [ __ ] [ __ ] I think Chad I don't have any Goths right now very cool so I can see the appeal Chad I don't have anything to talk to you about right now that was a compliment call me when I called you Hannibal Lecter all right it is after 30 minutes you can get two and a half minutes with me over your shoulder at any point if you want it now and I will slow myself down is what I've learned squeaks loves licking his finger and sticking it in things that's good for you Prezzo yeah most kitchens would I would like to say that most kitchens would um it's not something to brag about okay oh our fallen soldiers they fell for these guys to survive and I hope they have no regrets you know every single night when we're laying in bed lud's like if I would have made brownies today I would have done this this thing names all the ingredients and what he would have done it's very cute uh cute boy cute boy oh this is different than what I thought you were doing okay making like a little bit of a drizzle okay yeah he he is actually kind of busy he's decorating with Super Mario but [Music] I'm trying not to get chemical here so I keep barely adding [ __ ] for my green grass frosting I'm just checking I was making sure that was coconut chat that's what I was doing I was saying it'd be switched no I I sucked you the thing about atrok is even if he doesn't like coconut he'll eat it and uh the ribs on my cake will carry me through it there is on his cake with this on top and put some sort of no what am I doing crazy stupid I think I am grabbing his strawberries grass green oh my God oh that's the one I'm looking for there we go gel gel is how he'd get more green patriarch's wedding cake no no messed up a cake that was amazing everyone loved that [ __ ] people loved it from concept to finish that's the most I've ever [ __ ] up a cake now I made a whole video about how It's a drama no no no no no no it was supposed to be beautiful it came out middle it was fine it was whatever it was just supposed to look different it's the first time I failed in that way I've never had that happen but that's okay I signed up I signed up for uh 650 master class I saw your video to learn how to make it you shouldn't feel bad I don't know why he would feel bad I failed I feel bad no but it's good it's good to learn I wasn't stressed I was thriving people don't understand that when I look stressed I'm actually thriving that's the only time I feel something so I yearn for it well that's fear that's the problem oh this is interesting there might be a way to do this Maya and I are the same when we know we just have to get it done we'll do it like at [ __ ] Camp when Maya had to jump off the bouncy thing she was like oh this is terrible I don't want to do it but she's like gotta do it for the content and just jumped off and um so if I had a if I had like a gotta do it then I could probably do it but the issue is it's got to be a real thing because it turns out I'm not that dumb so I'm kind of hard to trick like if Ludwig was like I will break up with you if you don't come to Japan then I would go to Japan I know but he wouldn't do that I don't think get stressed he has got his colors mixed I want to say bazinga colors are mixed colors are a mixed wow he's made something oh they're fake yeah I made sure to get you fake flowers because you don't know how to treat real flowers how do you know well no you don't know how to treat them so you can put them in a cake you have to do it's like uh yeah there could be bugs they're gonna be pesticides you have to have specific flowers it's a whole thing Focus the focus Ed make sure it gets on there safely nice see all that he's eating some he's not hyped but he's not not hyped oh did we should have brought a wire cutter here uh well there should you should be able to I don't know if you can I don't know I see one of those flowers usually you can pop them off though they've got 20 minutes foreign Pablo Pablo loves the tropics Picasso thank you wow I am yes they're pulling together those are so cool are you gonna take them home after yay maybe not those are good toys you found some good toys those are cool really wow that's a good find oh the pineapple is in did you add anything to the pineapple or is it just raw pineapple oh okay yeah I do I think I have so many lives to the thing yesterday that it almost got me in trouble so trying to go a little sweeter all right we've got Picasso over here what do you mean you want them to cry oh sorry I thought you wanted them to cry I see I see I get it now he does have a second tier going on his cake oh [ __ ] what a teacher's pet dude it was the challenge I don't give a [ __ ] I will never mind I'll say it during judging nothing there it goes there's his top here that's okay all right it's a decorating he's got 19 minutes left to decorate judges are you at all concerned about what you're seeing today are you excited to taste some things tell us a word oh really what's holding you back I am a little bit oh yeah she's a little excited I like cake a lot and um you know I it's that that's actually looking kind of promising one of my favorite cakes is like that naked cake you know bottles on it no I mean oh yeah I've made many of those I love them so much that's good to know all right I love things like that that kind of look no layers though it is an interesting that is an interesting choice from squeaks the single layer kind of weird and uh well no never mind I think it's gonna look round I see I see yeah he almost needed two layers on top of that yeah bottom one that's two yeah I agree with you I understand they didn't level them but sometimes when your cake is short you don't really have to do that but you know it's it's a it's a it's the minimum it's the minimum they are doing good I agree with you they're better than really yeah curiosity was he supposed to frost the bottom and then put the top yes yes he was thank you I don't know either but it's a little teeth glued it with the pineapple so it's a little too late yeah it's a little too late for that but that's okay jhb which cake do you look forward to most to tasting today it looks more appealing right now really interesting although you don't know what I'm scared of the inside me too honestly all right I see that part but the outside part looks good that's what I started with the most in the competition is presentation because like my flavors are so so always but my presentation looks like [ __ ] so I'm happy with how it looks oh you're happy with how it looks all right yeah all right why didn't you have a tear again because I thought I just misunderstood a tear cake man I thought it was meant to us later so like I had made two cakes but I didn't realize that would be different shapes so were all the wedding cakes that you saw I don't really like see a wedding I've never really seen like a full wedding meanwhile yeah no it's better he didn't have to worry all right 16 minutes left 16 minutes left just all focused on decorating we are in the home stretch I want to go like do something crazy it's crazy because you definitely had enough time to make that top tier when everyone talked about it and you did decide not to yeah but look at that I mean if I can figure it out looking for a skewer or I'm looking for like to tape this together somehow right the judges are excited about it it's a sweet spot vote for squeaks that's a good thing yeah what is your um uh 50 minutes that will be a part of your judging yeah [Music] not bad yeah but Clint Stevens has a 48 you know I was like holy holy really amazing oh interesting technique why are you choosing to do this I want it to look prettier and I want it to look more like a castle I see you so oh I have such a good idea we're running late yeah yeah 14 minutes left he's topping out with the blue so are you going to use both of those cake pieces or just the one you cut out just I see yeah right now it's harder than it looks every time I watch you do this I'm like oh that looks fun this is like stressful and hard to frost this [ __ ] yeah it takes a lot of muscle memory because it doesn't like go on the way that you that you wanted to yeah it does right squeaks yeah there you go perfect perfect he's gotten tape that is not enough tape to get a Yoshi on a stick I'm just attaching the sticks first right strange strange choices oh you're right yeah yeah also for everyone watching we have uh 13 more minutes but something the audience should know watching at home is I do have a massive announcement there's a massive announcement coming out before the final judging so make sure you stick around for that it is Big life-changing game-changing potentially the next thing that you might want to watch I will be announcing it in about 15 minutes so tell your friends call your mom advice all right what are you doing he's making chocolate frosting for the top he's rushing there's much more hustle from this side of the kitchen yeah I see do you think potentially you could clean it up a little bit uh yeah maybe I mean I could on the side but I don't want to like ruin these lines they look gross it'd be really smart to wipe his stand but and he is grabbing sprinkles whoa wow okay okay yeah for sure you've got sprinkles on this side of the kitchen [Music] he's made chocolate frosting relatively quickly there he goes it is applying chat I'll show you something over here that's a knife this this is what he should be using this this is what you should use on the sides this this is what you should use it oh they're flirting again these two you know why am I really bonded that is a lot of sprinkles yeah wow Nintendo yeah let's get a little crazy it's a it's a Thursday it's the last day of the show the finale yeah of this season of Master Baker Master Baker ending in 10 minutes 10 minutes what a show thank you love that Joel's in chat now that I know what troll is yeah I feel way more hip I know I was like who's Joel no one asked all right 10 minutes left chefs 10 minutes left squeaks is just living his best life it would have looked good with two tears wait what sexism is bad as never I thought you said as I said the sex in Japan is horrible I was like what oh okay um why is the sexism in Japan bad uh I already worked there for an internship and she just said yeah she's like man I can't look into it they have really entrenched like oh really sad that's sad worse than twitch um what's your favorite cake in the whole entire world I mean lemon cake is good uh even vanilla how many yeah it's vanilla chocolate do you like the basics I see I see it all right simple done right it's so good simple done right I think he is uh he did go simple I will say squeaks better hope his cake is perfect the second tier was literally the challenge we even showed a picture Midway through all right yeah yeah it was creative I like this that's fair which one it's the Pepe that's like this he's like yeah and he has cute little eyes oh that's my email thanks I have cutie emotes if you want them you can use your Twitch Prime now if you want if you want which primes are free a lot of people like them oh I even have an email where you can give people cookies that's a cool emo you could have that with your Twitch Prime for free if you want what hello fresh doesn't have cookies but okay but chat talk about let's talk about hello fresh oh my eyeball was so uneven there that was crazy yeah I was like squinting I was like this um hi guys if you like food and if you like it fresh and if you were trying to learn how to cook get hello fresh explain exclamation point hellofresh in the chat they did help support this stream this entire week um they're the reason we could get this kitchen that's so cool so thank you hellofresh for sponsoring us and please please please check them out um there's the Lincoln chat like I said if you uh struggle with budgeting for groceries uh grocery prices are up and hellofresh can help you with that their prices are good because they they buy in bulk and they're able to sort everything out for all the people that subscribe to them and you can choose from a large variety of menus never gets redundant and also learning to cook so hellofresh is genuinely great I used it before I ever became a streamer because I didn't know what to come I didn't know what to cook for dinner and it was very helpful so all right back to our kitchen well I've actually used it so I'm not just like um I'm talking about hellofresh wait hellofresh does have cookies oh my God hellofresh does have cookies wow that's true he does hate doing [ __ ] I was genuinely like last night I was like you know what I could probably make some really good cookies yeah so I'm converting people now let me tell you about the Church of Jesus Christ in Latter-day Saints what I thought you were coming on Sunday what I gotta go I haven't played oh for me for the chef do you like it yeah it's great Frozen pineapple you feel good I feel okay his is [ __ ] beautiful I want a flying Yoshi who's been working on this flying Yoshi for the last 20 minutes I don't have time for another tear and I don't know but then I was scared that it wouldn't be easy we'll talk about it during his judging yeah five minutes left chefs five minutes left yeah I didn't think you know what [ __ ] you I didn't mean that guys I just lost my temper I just like what am I I wish I had a skewer right that's why I should have gone shopping 200 what oh my God you just he used his two and a half minute Health yeah I know you didn't I know you didn't think about it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no one will forget what you said about Yoshida so guys I'm just kidding I lost my cool okay two thousand dollars prize and a box of hellofresh and a trophy to come in the mail in the mail after we make it slime's gonna donate to charities I'm the charity thank you some piping happening last minute piping happening on the side of the kitchen three minutes left struggling with the scissors a little bit not narrating to add pressure just narrating to let you guys know I'm visually impaired in chat slime I taught you how to do that bro anyway I had a lesson and everything it's going around the edges so we got some edging happening over here the jeans and piping HP where were you oh we don't have any of that here piping he's piping two minutes left two minutes left all right [ __ ] you mess up bozo wow you are also working hard I don't know what to do I feel like the more I touch it the more I [ __ ] it up but do you like how like Bowser is flying you know I'll talk about that and there's like another story going on yeah I'll talk about what I like in two minutes I don't want to mess it up too much but I have so much extra chocolate and there's a way to incorporate it that it look like [ __ ] interesting interesting going around the edges these almost out of frosting get in there it does make it look a little better the judges are meditating now thinking about what they're gonna have to eat here in a second um Christine yes could you try to charge my phone thank you it's done hello what'd you draw the council oh my gosh look at you guys in all of us together wow you look great just like you yeah was that the one I retweeted today yeah shout out to Reagan it was gorgeous yeah I retweeted it very cool I like your I like this guy uh he yeah oh oh it doesn't want to poke why am I on spot Focus again there it goes there he goes all right okay 20 seconds it is a little anticlimactic and now I know to remove some time in future seasons seven six five four three two one [Music] the last time [Applause] hands up now he's such a good listener I'm good before I have you present to the judges I have a very very very massive huge announcement [Music] and a special video to play for you all at home and I hope you're excited because we've worked really popular we had a really great time I had an amazing amazing amazing time for the first event it was a 10 of 10 event mind blown out absolutely phenomenal you never really get to see an event like this like the amount of effort that goes into putting on a show like that that event was probably one of the best events that I've seen on Twitch I mean it was it was brilliant it was incredible it was an amazing experience the award show was insane it was PAW shout out to cutie this event was literally Bonkers it is by far the best gaming award show I've been to the production was genuinely Next Level it was so professional and so well it was beyond my expectations in like every single way I think she actually changed something in the industry last night the streamer awards are bad [Applause] are back March 11th live on my channel I hope you guys are freaking ready I am not but we will be voting Starts Now this year you guys get to choose the categories a few of our categories will be returning but right now if you go to streamerrewards.com I hope boo awkward mods just put it in the wood put it spam it um you get to choose some of the top games that you watched last year that can be come back as categories um for example like FPS will stay the same MMORPG will stay the same however you get to choose the games that you want so how there was a Minecraft award last year that might not be here this year unless you guys vote it in so vote for your favorite games that you watched this past year um categories will be announced in a in about two weeks and then you guys get to start nominations so really excited and another thing at 4 pm 4 o'clock PST so we're not that far away we're selling tickets this year there's an in there's an audience of we have a thousand seats and a thousand seats only um we're selling them to uh Partners first so it's a partner pre-sale if you want to come to the streamer Awards and be in the audience I have to tell you one thing it will be separate from anybody who isn't invited so you'll be up on in balcony seats um you will not have access to anyone invited I'd like to make that very clear you cannot say hello to your juicer um you will be very very separate there'll be lots of security however you can come and be in person if you would like to do so it's still red carpet it is still formal so make sure you you dress to the nines but if you want to buy tickets they start going on sale at four o'clock but yeah stream rewards uh March 11th this year so cute anyways now back to the show it's time judges to to judge right so all right I'm ready wait yeah I'm gonna have you start okay okay here is my cake oh wow so this is a uh like sort of a Super Mario 64 inspired cake um basically the outside is a vanilla frosting with a fruit like General Jam uh filling and then it also is topped with chocolate and strawberries and there's like a little story going on on top where Mario and Peach are getting married with their you know best man with Bowser scheming in the background [Music] okay so that's the Mushroom Kingdom wedding cake I like this story all right I mean I think we can all agree missing a really crucial Point yeah what happened I didn't know what his two-tier cake was right I had no idea uh but uh you know there are two cakes they are not of different sizes they are different diameters yeah technically well I mean maybe in some perspective yeah well I just want to be I just want to tell the truth I didn't know what I looked like place for honesty yeah um okay oh thank you I've been talking to me you copped out you had enough time to do a second tier I did very much so absolutely okay um you're a [ __ ] okay I'll go [ __ ] myself yeah so you you screwed yourself the same way you did with the cupcakes on the very first day if it's challenges challenge so in order for your cake to still win it needs to taste really freaking good um one of the number one things I told you when I gave you a frosting recipe is that you should have used all of that powdered sugar you had on your table yeah Oh no you're right you did um no matter what with cream cheese without cream cheese you needed to use all that powdered sugar so your buttercream I already know is going to be very very buttery if you sat there saying it's very very buttery you just needed to use more of your powdered sugar oh you're so cool um I also kind of gave you a hint as I walked by while I was holding the camera where I said oh maybe we should clean up the base a little bit and you said no it'll mess up my chocolate uh cleaning up your base would be prettier than having chocolate stripes on your bottom because right now you have a bunch of melted frosting and it doesn't look super appetizing right you then covered it with sprinkle which is an option it's a choice um I also your cake I pointed out was raw I said you can either serve this raw or throw it back in the oven you did decide to serve it a little raw instead of throwing it back in the oven well I mean like I passed like like I don't know if it's like fully raw like it's still like cooked it might be a little doughy yeah yeah that was a good choice it was a choice choice why did you make that choice because I was scared if I threw it back in the outside would have over and cook yeah because it was already out in the refrigerator for a while so if I agree other than it like I feel like it would be inconsistent too much the texture what about our bodies [Applause] at like the toothpick touch but I just had I just did yes okay they're edible so no yeah I don't like it'll taste it hopefully the cake will taste um oh okay yeah it's not gonna get you sick it's not gonna be poisoned okay Flash Forward three hours yeah I do really like your uh design though and thank you like a 10 year old birthday party yes maybe not a wedding no but absolutely yeah oh there you go all right okay uh yeah let's uh [Music] enjoy I'm so excited I want a strawberry yeah everybody likes if you have a cross section um [Music] uh everyone at work yeah all right [Music] we got to an original Nintendo when I turned 18. [Music] all right I'm gonna dig in I don't know [Music] all right I'm also gonna I'm terrified of your competitor will try it all right yeah I'd love to try this uh yes failure of a king okay oh look at Jesus it doesn't look bad a lot of baby I'm feeling pretty bad fine I'm down so far simple man but this is pretty tasty thank you um I'm sure there's a thing called here oh I also put on the bottom I flavored it with a little bit of pumpkin spice as well I wanted it just to taste like what do you mean the bottom layer yeah [Music] you're so cute I'm not in love with the frosting yeah thank you thank you strawberry chef thank you [Music] um all right Jody [Music] um I think it's a little dry okay I'm rather confused by the composition of flavors we have icy strawberry jam uh all-purpose yeah General fridge strawberry jam with pumpkin spice with cream cheese frosting yeah yeah um I I wouldn't want to eat this again okay yeah it's a very insecure cake that's for sure yeah yeah fair but I I I appreciate what it is oh and there's chocolate yeah it's a little insecure it's insecure yeah it's definitely just yeah I got it all right Tina um okay so just have a few notes uh the bottom layer raw okay you already know that I'm gonna preach to that to the choir top layer dry okay A bit you know a bit of a bit of a tight crumb there also I that's the biscuit tape that I was swollen in the air a little whiskey um and the frosting tastes like butter yeah they're just like sweet butter so there's a world where if you put them into this is like a like a cornbread biscuit cake maybe that would have like been out in your favor if you are missing that top tier too apart sure um overall like really not like it's not deadly just not my favorite um it's okay awesome I think you did good with the even the best he could you know he likes toys [Laughter] awesome that's a plus this is what the plus column yeah so good job thank you appreciate it uh I'm a pretty simple man uh you know my first bite was like cornbread and jam which is good I don't think it's ever [ __ ] that up but it was good I like the decoration uh you know The Buttery frosting was was not my favorite at all yeah and I think there was too many sprinkles so I had a couple really bad bites but my first bite's really good so I I know I thought it was pretty good I I would probably if I cut it right you know they're slicing let's go did you finish it I I whooped my head oh my God I'm really hungry too I'm starving uh I I liked it uh I was uh big on the cornbread I really love the decoration of it uh with Mario Luigi that's as a matter of fact the only notes I wrote down Mario Luigi for some reason it was really good um the only thing is like although I don't know how to make frosting I know uh it was a mix of like it it was a mix of like it's good and it's also I wasn't the biggest fan but uh overall I think it's good I'm just taking I'm I can't take a big bite of it I'm slowly like chewing it down I'm weird I don't know okay but he's working awesome uh yeah but I mean um okay this is the problem solving I wish you would have had I wish you would have cut off the layer that was raw cut that into a circle now you have two tiers right um wait like the middle circle yeah wait wait you cut off like your body I just made it smaller but I had like a round and then I made a circle in it so like wait cutie when you do that what doesn't the outside become like rugged yeah but you covered in frosting oh right down in my outside is not even nothing to write something yeah yeah um I think the cool thing is is you you've made it this far you've made it a cake made a two layer cake you've done something harder than I think you thought you were capable of yeah I think that's huge I like that you added the extra you know chocolate on top I think something to learn for anybody is when you're thinking of flavors you thought to yourself pumpkin spice and strawberry and chocolate and this instead let's think of things that we eat um so I don't mean that in a bad way I don't know like complimental yeah so let's think uh I like pumpkin right so what what can I I have this pumpkin spice in my hand what can I put with this uh I like pumpkin chocolate chip cookies yeah so let me do pumpkin chocolate instead let me yeah when are you having pumpkin and raspberry um or strawberry uh so that's kind of a nice base to figure out how to pair uh flavors um but I do I like what was attempted I like that you went a bunch of different directions with it it's crazy that you didn't take one note during our five minute breakdown I just got so overwhelmed cutie I'm not gonna lie we're so confident you've got it then I was like I was like okay the cream cheese isn't here I'll remember that and I went to do the something with the chocolate I came back and I was like I forgot everything it's not all it's not all lost you did successfully make a cake in the category is it a cake you have done it um there's a there's a lot to that we'll have to deliberate sure sure but thank you thank you thank you that's good all right now slide here is there a point system are we ranking out so we'll we'll just write any notes right now and then we'll kick them out when we deliberate um [Music] please came off how did that happen oh that's yeah okay I'll just take it all right chess you were bearing with us it's been a long day this is my uh Escobar's wedding Adventure uh cake um it's got a I I made a coconut flavored um what do you call it dough batter so there's coconut uh flavor inside of there my filling is a pineapple puree so I went for this whole kind of tropical uh getaway sort of uh these are gummy sharks I requested these and they they protect uh the tree where the money is buried I guess um so this is chocolate frosting on the top this is uh just normal buttercream frosting and so yeah feel free to dig in all right the top looks like a Meow Mix that's good that's a name brand so we're like uh yes I I love that you did like um like piping pipe work and you have a clear understanding of like two tears so that was really yeah that is hugees the piping is sick I think I would be afraid to give this to Pablo Escobar I would too I thought about that as well I don't think he'd like it it feels like his legs a little sparse up on top here the sharks are clever um the umbrella is in the water yeah um but you know what you're going for you the mode is interesting there's so much cracking um natural Islands have texture you know that's not just yeah you know what you're right now yeah which is just nuclear cat food [Music] this stuff oh yeah come on I think if I was born to love being great it's a little more appealing oh where's the glove yeah I forgot I just literally forgot I had two minutes I was kind of standing around I'm like I've done it I've done it again flying you did it and I completely forgot so that was cool okay all right yeah what matters now is taste though let's fight into it um yeah I I'm Gonna Save my notes for after we taste it okay okay thank you [Music] oh [Music] [Music] and the chocolates will floats your boat go on the top what's up I feel like there's a joke inside of my kid uh teed up out of here no it cannot be yours oh my God I'm sorry that's probably our fault okay slime oh yeah I'm looking at it I'm getting a bite let's see here I want I want the middle [Music] all right just okay [Laughter] little fear doesn't body good but I didn't try the valve next part can I get a yeah [Music] get in there just just grab it just get it do you want to try the topper oh it's um oh oh interesting wow yeah it's chocolatey and good and it's more solid [Music] amazing what does it mean if it's a section of my case oh I'm gonna tip it off I don't know yeah I got you dude thank you interesting thank you very much am I crazy or is the top one way more smaller like it's way more yeah but like in a way that I enjoy able all right all right bucket I have an apron overall I liked it I feel like it had purpose the flavors I think coconut pineapple go together chocolate was kind of left field but it tasted good it was like the second tier you know I I I'm with it I'm glad you did the piping because you didn't I think it would have been lazy like you didn't even make the tree gummy sharks but I love that there was three different colors of frosting which means there was effort put into the design overall I like it also very moist surprisingly you know um okay um I put oh okay hold on okay okay sorry no no it's good it's good I like I like that the cake is I I'm can we can we can we come back um so when I tasted the bottom part I was pretty disappointed um I I just I thought it wasn't really doing it for me but I really like the top part I actually thought it was way better uh and it was solid the chocolate was good and I enjoyed it so I don't know um it's tough for me to judge because I kind of didn't like my first bite and I really liked the top part yeah I guess it just had a nice but it also felt like the the cake felt uh very like dead so good is there less coconut in your top part it tastes like less coconut at the top part yeah I didn't taste in the top um I'm also a huge coconut hater and I can definitely taste in the bottom part so it's tough for me to judge I think the presentation is good I'm I'm overall pretty positive um but I if I had to rank like my tasting it was like bottom then sweet dish cake and then I think top of yours all right James B uh I I really I liked the visual of it and then the moment I cut into it I didn't get into the top part until later but in the beginning I got the green and the blue and that was really good and then uh I then dug into the top part and that's when I later felt the coconut which I also that was really good um I mean overall I I liked it I I don't really know what else to say besides it was pretty good and I like I said I love the uh story you really got them oh dude I was so sad when you picked up an Almond Joy and you said what goes with coconut as you were eating almonds and chocolate I was so sad um but pineapple isn't a bad pivot uh you did have the solution literally in your hand um it was kind of like a movie um however the reason it's it's uh mushy in between the two layers is because there's so much liquid in the pineapple that it just soaks into your cake and so then you have soggy cake the way to prevent that is by doing a thin layer of buttercream because oil you know kicks out um water they don't like to touch they don't interact so that buttercream will keep uh damn almost between your cake and whatever goo you put in it that's just a technical note which doesn't really matter because there's no way you would know how to do that but it's helpful to anyone who wants to know why their cakes are soggy from their filling um I'm happy you didn't add any additional sugar to your pineapple because I think it would have been too sweet um I think anyone would be happy to have it at their wedding it's very beautiful girl um and um I like the coconut it was a little heavy-handed um but I'm happy you did the two layers you definitely didn't need to cut it out um but you did it anyway and that's fine I was kind of hoping deep down in my soul that you would take the the leftover and make another Circle underneath it just for height because that'd just be pretty yeah you did ask am I just throwing that away and I was like yep you didn't confidently say that uh but very impressive your texture is good um it could be a little lighter I think just um a little less flour um but you know also next time you make a cake I'm sure you're gonna use a recipe so I think I think um I think that'll be helpful but overall good your buttercream is the best you've made all week yeah for anybody who wants to know how to make buttercream it is usually four sticks of butter so about a pound of butter and four to eight cups of powdered sugar four to eight yeah I just kept adding powdered sugar yeah and I was like add to taste yeah I see your buckets like foreign yeah um okay so I I like that you had two tears I actually really liked the way it was decorated I thought it was like quite cute like like if I really think about it under the time constraints and all like all things considered you you know what I mean the fact that you have three separate like things of frosting like colors is impressive to me um you know the gummy sharks are cute the fact that you did pipe work is impressive um I thought the cakes were a little dry and then they get like soggy in the center because you just use like wet fruit like frozen fruit so it's like water and then also like pineapple juice you know um so it's like soggy middle dry cake but given the fact that you didn't have a recipe that's actually pretty impressive that it's like structurally sound and there's a crumb to it you know like it's not just a brick or it's not like just a sloppy mess I don't know I thought it was it was quite good and the frosting tasted nice I thought the frosting was good I just kept adding powdered sugar ice well uh Bakers I'll have you leave the room real quick um while we deliberate and I will just have the camera go with actually so thank you chefs and head into the old kitchen yes yeah there's more else top one there we go for it what do you think slime give us your in-depth review uh I think that not having another tear [ __ ] you yeah without that horse race I never saw what a they never showed me a picture I guess not yeah but I it might I guess I added Advantage because I've seen her make so many cakes like living with her yeah and it's always like one two three um oh okay and that's the distinction Ah that's all okay so if you had made a like a smaller one for the second one yeah maybe a two-tier cake you know what I'm saying oh I see because there's two tears is like like I feel like your two identical circles that you made each other but you made a smaller circle out of the first Circle yeah I did and got rid of the rim then you get there uh well yeah I don't know maybe I I don't know they seem pretty happy about mine and your state has more complaints yeah but the I think what really [ __ ] me was the butter [ __ ] because like that legit like I think they were being nice it was really bad it was after it tasted like butter uh like it it like not only like looked like butter it tastes like a dead ass I tasted your cake and like HR said oh my gosh oh sure right sorry too much outside what are you saying yeah that one that bathroom was filled with it was lined with lead so the signal didn't get through oh the backpack that's my secret I was saying that uh oh the butter oh yeah the butter was really [ __ ] bad okay yeah oh I have to get it framed I want you so I feel like I'm just fine this is why your parents never took a dump while you were in the shower I don't well I mean same bathroom I wasn't like I wasn't like this yeah that's about right no oh my God it's like it's like you're in the shower yeah your mom brush your teeth your dad's taking a dump no you're gonna situation really yeah that's cool because we only have one bathroom in college and yeah going and there's no door because you broke it off the hinges yeah last night from the party oh I'm a huge party you know so it's an open floor plan bathroom yeah oh even like in college we didn't even have shower heads we had a rusty hole so I think that's what pretty much diagnosed me a speedrunner later on was the [ __ ] tetanus what is this furniture piece don't open it this is crazy I would you know what I'm disappointed they don't have extra toilet paper in there I know I thought they would be full of supplies you know cleaners that we could drink you know I don't know man I think you're winning slime I think it's pretty set in stone yeah it does feel that way but there might be some sort of like I'm I guess I didn't really [ __ ] up it was more even what I was saying though is dead ass when I tasted yours I was like what I felt this exact same nature yeah I think that jam made it made it real really pop yeah and uh yeah but Jam has a fro like an inner thing it's like kind of cheap yeah [Applause] what yeah already a long time all right Baker oh right there I suppose okay Bakers today we have a prize of hellofresh which anyone can get at home actually fresh learn to cook anyone to cook with hellofresh as well as real money of two thousand dollars this is a real trip yeah I put atriax sucks if I win oh and then the bank will document that it'll be in records forever that sounds great um but while being being vague judges why did we choose the winner for today I'm sorry we're too big we spoke to a lot yeah follow the instructions um overall good crumbs despite the lack of recipe it um you know I even put my personal bias aside don't like coconut and uh pineapple was it yeah not my favorite but I thought like you did good yes congratulations [Laughter] I'll just move your chocolate thing right here I am very sorry that's okay but you need to turn in your apron well this day I knew was gonna come congratulations to slime wow wow isn't that funny I tried so much no I tried I argued you made me an apron and I said oh I'll make my own what I want to say he wants your beard hair it was your beard hair that's not possible yeah if you did two tears how close is it because that's what we were talking about well the cake is it's kind of raw yeah like okay it's like it's like really raw it's like overcooked and undercooked it doesn't look they're all like good wrap you know what I'm saying here yeah that's okay wait so like should I for the raw one if I put it back in the mic that would have been a dry cake would have been better oh really I've said that all week yeah right I don't know I've said all week my brain that's okay very sorry squeaks congratulations [Applause] she has seen me eat sardines out of a can multiple times they share yeah so the fact that I do romantic yeah that's true yeah I know he's watching probably um all right everyone that is it that is Master Baker maybe we'll be back next year maybe we won't uh big thank you to all of our judges even those that were eliminated big thank you to Christine who helped set this up Taylor who's been around here [Applause] thank you very much and that is it I will see you at the streamer Awards March 11th [Applause] foreign |
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sensible evil of choice big smoke sorter was number six nuka-cola was five cake from minecraft us four enchanted golden mine Apple from Minecraft was three but now we are voting on the best video game ever you are floating on number one this is not elimination you're voting on number one what is the best food in videogames cake from Portal or sweet roll from Skyrim you're voting on number one in three two one live what is the best food in videogames [Music] Pokemon Rumble will always win since the default victory which is number one cake from Portal 2 with the lead this could still change you've got 25 more seconds to get your votes in and then it's done forever [Music] one minute is up okay I'm giving it 10 more seconds 10 as soon as the song drops as soon as the song drops like click this could go either way it's 50/50 it's 50/50 as soon as the song drops we're going it's [Music] [Music] get to the top [Music] hit all the video games forever [Music] don't worry to help counterbalance this surprise witness evidence I have created a opposing video so that it evens out [Music] well I think we've got our sandwich we're gonna be ordering a jalapeno cheese bread with artisan flat bread as a backup don't worry we have a plan it's double toasted every cheese that they have guacamole as a side branch and oil of sauces jalapenos pickles and banana peppers which will pair beautifully with tuna fish with Parmesan cheese on top they they do not have [Music] they did not have jalapeno cheese bread so we did artisan flatbread as the backup this was the first bit everything else is fine and we've got obviously got a foot long and got two different cookies so we can try it on both halves it looks like oatmeal raisin I guess okay this one is raspberry cheesecake because it goes well with tuna it said [Music] yes it's toasted after do you get to the dog often thank you for everything of course she don't the guy was not fazed at all you know it's so soggy it's incredibly heavy jet let me present to you do you get to there do you get to the go and now the final touch [Music] but er yes thank you this this would have tasted bad otherwise okay let me put on a song that will loop in the background so I don't have to touch okay let me get some water [Music] thank you guys very much for ordering me an absolutely delicious artisan flatbread double toasted all cheese's seven cheese's guacamole ranch foil jalapenos pickles banana peppers tuna fish cheese [Music] versus speedrun to just die just a quick quick little speedrun to just kill us as fast as possible just just to you things that all just you know accelerate it maybe you get eaten by the dragon and hero died you died of a heart attack well [Laughter] [Music] Oh [Music] yeah that's how I want to go for sure and finally the last juror lezzy t ketchup is not a smoothie the final numbers from the jury six nays and one yay [Music] [ __ ] I will not accept this I will always drink my ketchup as a smoothie it will always be a smoothie in my phone [Music] okay honestly this could work I kind of see two eyeballs eyeball eyeball little mouth and we just have to play the best cat AI drive our life see what it looks like Oh [Music] it's not there there's no frame there's no frame where you touch it see all right means you've got to do it right now that's fine redemption three two one live absolutely gonna hit it right wow that was awesome that was so incredible and climactic I'm so proud of you everybody call Trevor to celebrate we didn't see here's the problem I know this might be disappointing for you guys but I have a horrible secret to share this egg is empty this is an empty egg I cannot eat this egg because there's nothing in the egg I'm sorry to bait-and-switch to you like this this probably hurts worse than the time Amanda left you but I did say I would eat an egg so I guess I'll try to get a real one Hey oh part bird guess what it was amazing we deleted all the clips and the mods he can't confirm it but we literally did it it was amazing they just walked in a straight line and nobody's flirted on and honestly even if you watch in the vaad it just wasn't the same you have to see it live it was really special life everybody can describe the kind of euphoric experience I've seen they're in person okay so the plan now so um I'll mix them up I'll rotate them around so I don't know which is which pick the middle one I'll drink whatever's in that and then we're done I've paid my debts to you guys because you technically beat the challenge first right [Music] [Music] I have no idea what you swear [Music] and now the middle line or I guess what I don't know where the middle is whichever I touch [Music] [Music] [Music] Rick oh I got it okay will this become a cat [Laughter] [Music] its punches t100 through this one Cujo looks like your eyeballs kind of slipping down here a bit so it's like that's like a much more coherent cat than I was expecting so sincere congratulations okay the front boom I love it I genuinely love it it's it's so it's so confusing this is just a lot going on this is such a mess here's the front here's the back could someone summarize this whole stream this has been a mess stream this has been confusing astrium [Music] and they were good right here's the front it's a beautiful blend of four lovable characters and the back [Music] good [Music] is that pop that's so weird still okay [Music] I scoop great between that rock up here here that one okay that little rock is screaming think we're good okay this is actually good to stop momentum okay I got a pop-up over on the left side there's the box missionary stop here I don't die here that's perfect setup I didn't die is it this is it this is it this is it I'm almost dead for this it I'm gonna pop up and stop over the observation deck this sit that's it right this is it I think that's enough I think that's enough I think that's enough one minute like 28 seconds or some [ __ ] [Music] [Music] forks forks is Atomics vote forks is now one folk away it is four to three frog how you are the final present jury member you could give Forks the instant win or you could send us into a brutal overtime with a tiebreaker decided by the people themselves Frogg how is it forks or spoons this is no longer a spoon channel this is a fork channel forks are the best utensils even though we had the jury duty bail to the pressure the public pressure he couldn't handle it he had to get the [ __ ] out of here due to a mental breakdown but the rest of the jury stuck through and they listened and its final for the 5 to 3 vote out of 9 apparently Forks are the new best utensil [Music] if you get [Music] thank you to the jury for a fair and balanced assessment you listened so hard that some of you even had a panic attack and had to bail will submit blue lungs [Music] thank you to the spoon legal team thank you to the fork legal team do you get to the go votes but on a hard-fought case what am I seeing thank you 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chess related we can be in the chester cardio for that right tweets the most frivolous [ __ ] every day right like ray tweeted i just i reminded women i love women another woman and sometimes she'll just tweet like smiley faces sometimes she'll just tweet at heart i wonder if she's like a contract with twitter [Music] okay uh my favorite piece is the porn yeah he's got so much heart really bad for most of the game and if he works hard he can be a queen cutie sea love second favorite is the horse because him horse from all these donos hey cutie [Music] [Music] dude i will say um [Music] uh april fool's day is the worst day for twitter it's just kind of annoying [Music] oh the tts is coming out in live stream that's funny yeah i know my laptop's in the kitchen you guys i'm not gonna go get it right now i'm about to play chess he can just mute it yeah he can just mute it guys you can just mute it [Music] today is gambling day well can i have a mom change my title to something clever i don't know listen i'm tired i haven't eaten today well i guess i had i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich why am i so tired okay i need to go log in at chess.com goddammit i'm supposed to be live before eight o'clock cause then it automatically puts me on their website but am i logged in [Music] we're always rocking the stonewall anonymous chair thank you for those bitties it's gambling thursday you got vaccinated okay it's exciting uh okay what if i just started playing like this that's kind of cool [Music] he's already not following the recipe whatever at least he's having fun that's kind of sick we've never played like this before hello hello [Music] this is how hikaru plays oh my god call me hicaro all right let me tell you guys about gambling thursdays okay this is what it's about we're betting the polls are running hot tonight the polls are hot hot hot tonight you have channel points tony's ready tony is locked and loaded anonymous wait [Music] thank you for the 10 gifted anonymous but this is what happens anonymous wait where'd your notif go your alert box is hidden okay this is what happens you guys never let me explain gambling thursday ryan thank you for the five gifted very very nice thank you thank you very much however let me explain hold on to your pockets hold on to your wallets the gambling ring has not opened yet cass thank you for your five gifted thank you this is how it works this is how gambling thursday works okay we've got money on the line we've got primes on the line we got channel points on the line hell yeah [Music] so this is what happens oh my gosh jess and save the seat thank you in five guys save your money so you can gamble it's gambling thursdays do not spend it yet do not spend it yet this happens every thursday when i try to explain gambling thursday this is about gambling this isn't about getting subs this is in the gamble don't tell me what to do can you quickly explain how chess works so i can so i know how to properly lose my money when gambling yes white pieces i have a 50 chance of winning when i get black pieces i have a 50 really quick [Music] when i have the black pieces i have a 50 chance of winning if that affects your channel points at any given time this is how gambling thursday works okay you hold on to your money and your primes you do not use them yet you do not use them yet this is what happens okay when i win a game one of you has to use your primes here that's the rule i win you lose one of you has to use a prime and we wait for it we don't move on until we get a prime if i lose i have to get five subs and uh so far every week i've been down about a hundred dollars people hey chat get your prime ready so yeah so that usually um that's usually so this is what we're trying to do we're trying not to go down 100 cutie cinderella it would be nice if i got some primes from you guys and i didn't go down 100 but history shows i go down a hundred dollars nearly every time so [Music] here is our um our stats bring them up scare laurie thank you for the sub but you should wait you should wait here are stats we're starting at zero zero tonight zero zero here we go all right hot zero zero zero wins zero losses last time i only won one game the whole stream are you serious what's another cool statistic tony [Music] oh i didn't that was from something else no chat you're not allowed to cover my five i have to cover my five thanks for the great pandemic parasocial relationship qt no god damn it okay here we go ready guys first game of gambling thursday is commencing we get more fun music on gambling thursday where is it no it's this one [Music] okay here we go oh [ __ ] [Music] he is trying to do the stonewall hey ludwig congrats on the huge hog please don't set yourself on fire jesus christ thanks this is a good way to make money all my donors go to ludwig it's actually a really good way to make money [Music] how do we make a stream out of that [Music] i did the stonewall anonymously goodies [Music] we got the stonewall on the board boys and girls isn't it sad how stuck i am in 800 i don't think i'll ever be above 800. like i don't think i'll ever be chilling at a thousand i'm so stuck in 800. [Music] can i lower the music oh is it loud i'm sorry i'm sorry weird partying so i decided the next time i do an omegle don't let me forget this chat the next time i do an omegle stream i'm going to do uh an omegle bingo card not string youtube video the next time i do an omegle youtube video [Music] so if i go here he goes here and then i go here and he goes there yeah very clever you're trying to do back to me what i do to you and we're not falling for it [ __ ] is pernilla coming back to the next one probably she's my only friend so do i do puzzles often only when i get tilted do you tweet when you're gonna be on omegle no but i so one time i'll do a donut one and the other time i'll tweet it i liked omegle i thought it was fun [Music] [Music] aficionado you cringed so hard in the omega video yeah it was mostly just me meeting ludwig fans but that's fine cutie blender [Music] all right off to a good start gambling night gambling night looking good for the other team here opinions on chess but with real people fighting and you control them what does that even mean okay this is not going well i want everyone to know that i am aware of how this is currently going okay i'm aware [Music] alex's tweet today was funny but also like gorgeous i should tell her that i feel like does alex have friends i didn't mean that in a weird way i'm saying i don't really have friends and i don't know who she hangs out with in texas and so i'm asking that in a way like i should be a better friend alex like i could be friends with alex that's what i meant that's how i was trying to say it for the record she has her sister oh yeah i don't have one of those okay why does gambling thursday always seem to start off like this it usually starts off just like this and ends with me being so mauled gambling thursday is actually not fun we need to come up with something else to replace thursdays i've decided i'm poor i don't like gambling thursday [Music] i have to be chess yeah i do i do chess from 8 to 10 tuesdays and thursdays which i am on the web am i on chess.com [Music] dude i have no way in either i think i need to cut my losses and resign here no we don't learn anything from resigning levy texted me or let me message me something about games being three hours long in vegas is that right why would they be three hours long i don't understand could you set up viewer arenas i've seen other streamers do it yeah i just haven't know how i i don't know how it's classical chess what does that mean just gonna lose every game we realize that right class we used to have games multiple days long why can i just play with some [ __ ] i haven't actually entered yet i've just talked about it they are like long games tv yeah i don't want to play if it's long that sounds boring as hell do what you can oh my god is that alex or andrea i was just talking about you i was literally just talking about you it's me it's alex it's andrea i love when i say is that alex or andrea and i just get you guys just give me one of each you little shitlords then i wasn't talking about andre i was talking to alex i'm sorry andre i wasn't talking about you i can talk about you if you want such well i was talking about alex's twitter post i said it was a very it was a it was a funny twitter post and i was like and she looked super hot and then i said i should probably tell her she looked really pretty because that'd be a nice thing for like friends to do and then i said i said does alex have any friends and then i said i didn't mean that in a mean way i meant it in a way like i don't know who she hangs out with in texas i don't have any friends for the record because i'm in california all by myself i said i don't know who she has no texas so i should be a better friend by telling her when she looks pretty that's what i meant by all of that and i just lost this game and i have to get five subs and then yeah everyone in chat said she only had andrea and i said well that's better than me because i don't have an andrea and now you're all caught up and i am only telling you all of this because i don't want the clip of me saying does alex even have friends to be taken out of context and put on you guys [ __ ] reddit also why do i look like that one like druggie coding guy from that one movie you guys know what i'm talking why do i look like i've been on a bender why is this how i look right now too late uh andrea i don't think andre are you still here did you already i have to get five subs i'll pay up i'll pay up i'll pay up oh you're still here hey cutie good luck tonight i really have been enjoying the content lately also you created an amazing and wholesome community that makes me feel very comfy thank you so much welcome i really appreciate you thanks um i can't say i don't think i can i say anything andrea but i think we will be in person with each other within a month because we're both going to something and so pepe smoke i don't have the vaccine yet do you have the back seat we can't get the vaccine here until the 15th can you do you have the vaccine you just got yours today your first dose or your second dose oh but it's the first so you won't get your second dose until wait can you get your second dose before you come because is it two months or is it oh and is it two weeks oh you can't oh that sucks three weeks damn it dang it well just like be careful okay we can just wear masks i know we all have to get tested before what we're doing anyway um but regardless what i'm saying is i still want to do that stream we have this idea chat and i'll tell you because it's only 2 000 of my closest friends um we have this idea where andrea takes both alex and i shopping and we have to buy whatever andrea chooses for us like we have to like like she has to give us makeovers essentially a shopping stream so i can look like a cool zoomer not like this then we'll have a hot instagram photo shoot actually actually we should totally go overboard andrea we should like hire a photographer like we should be serious about like we should like make it so try hard and funny i feel like it'd be so funny if we like literally hire a photographer and like you have to style us for a photo shoot that'd be so funny [Music] i can find a photographer also yeah we should have a camera man you neither one of you should be holding the backpack which i have a cameraman in la that would be down so i have lots of answers for us we'll just have to plan stuff so we could do that on your stream and then on my stream we can do a cake thing all right we're on the same page all right i'll stop delaying i need to gift five subs we're already zero one sorry chat we'll message you and plan this yeah sorry i i'm gonna take like a week off of streaming i think next week i'm gonna try to um i'm gonna try to take a week off so i can actually reply to stuff and map stuff out and plan [ __ ] whatever what do you mean try yes mac you sound like my therapist i was literally on the phone with my therapist this morning and i kept saying yeah i should do this i should do this i should do that i should do that and he's like why do you keep saying should i was like because i don't have any [ __ ] time and he was like number one stop swearing at me lady and i was like okay and then um pug essentially when you say try here's some free therapy chat essentially when you say try you're just adding more pressure to yourself instead of just being like oh i will do i don't know it's like really [ __ ] up but anyways i need to take do you smack listen you weren't here earlier i need i want to take a week off i need to take a week off of streaming but i'm not going to take a week off unless we have youtube content to work on so i think my idea was to take monday like all of monday like starting monday for a week youtube is not fine monday for a week and take it off but what i think i will do instead is on monday do a long stream where we just do a bunch of segments for youtube like a youtube dedicated stream where i do blame blah blah blah you get it i'll send you info and you can decide okay is this not is this this is my stage oh yeah you want yourself a little longer yes please i don't really like any paint do you need any help i'm not concerned he'll be fine okay zero one wait one zero wins one loss yeah zero one [Music] all right i need to gift some subs one sec because i don't have the screen up i mean epic we're talking more than we're playing uh carson thank you for that sub whoa thanks for all those new follows boys follow train coming in hot do your monster no pink well it depends on the day dren's sister messaged you and told you that youtube is chilling we are all boys oh yeah people people say that to me a lot um like i've gotten a few dms being like hey cutie i don't appreciate that you say boys but listen i say boys as as a general term you don't have to be a boy to be called boys you know what i'm saying i'm saying boys like my boys boys is unisex i'm not kidding as weird as that sounds as weird as that sounds i think boys is gender-neutral it's just it's gamers man it's just gamers i'm sure i understand if you if you feel as though i just want to give you perspective that i am using boys and guys like hey guys hey boys i'm using it as a gen as a neutral term um so if you feel if you feel like i'm excluding your gender because i say boys i'm i i am telling you that you are included and you are one of my boys you're one of the boys even if you're even if your gender is girl you are one of the boys okay i want you to feel that way [Music] because i'm gonna be real i will have a hard time getting that out of my vocabulary i'll be i'm gonna be honest with you i don't like gals like guys and gals it sounds like guys and dolls like the play from like the musical or whatever i don't know i'm just letting you guys know i think i've had more and more uh like kind of minecraft viewers trickle over here just because of people i associate with and i um i'm just letting you guys know that boys is you are you are one of the boys all of you are one of the boys um all right okay uh i need to get five subs i still owe you guys five stops that i've been i haven't been pushing it off i just you know haven't gifted you your five subs all right first loss here's your five subs you baby [ __ ] actually didn't i spend two hundred dollars one week oh [ __ ] why do i always leave dms that one was a bad dm though let me move that just in case i do that again [Music] oh it's open beta i'm done anyway we have two sponsored streams tomorrow by the way [Music] we have two sponsored streams eagle rejects we're doing a get rich friday we have two sponsored streams tomorrow all right go again again again why black pieces steak not looking good it's all right guys i promise that ludwig will he's fine people are it's kind of like i think it's lame when people are like oh he can't cook he's bad at cooking or whatever he's fine he'll figure it out he's fine he'll figure it out all right reinforce the middle they don't expect that with queen's gambit they don't know and i'm like [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i didn't expect that he don't know he don't know okay where is he going i don't know where this man's going yeah he is so cool okay that's fine we actually love that i love trading uh you can take my knight if i get your bishop hell yeah honestly i don't understand um so when you say uncle i'm like i don't even know what you're saying we need to do on band form soon that'll be my next sub goal after show swift okay [Music] oh we need to just make sure we're in uh sub only mode yeah we trade that we do that for black hell yeah okay so he's going to get that which is going to put him up a pawn unless i go here b-man thank you the prime you guys are supposed to wait you're supposed to hold on to your primes when i win this you go rejects could do an unbanned episode happily before i think we're gonna do it on the housewife soon by the way we have okay oh i can't even do that okay so how can i get this protected let's think about it cutie cinderella how do i get that all squared away right there i need to get my knight here so that would be a path but i got to get rid of those guys first before i can even do that can't bring this guy up here because i don't get gobble gobble no gobble wobble today but i will just go here and see what happens guys stop peeing and he is looking i don't know what he's doing go here oh then he takes that oh cutie you dumped him and then he takes that yeah okay but at least we're even well we're not but i don't know what i'm doing okay what's this man's looking at i'm gonna go here because he wants to i don't know what he wants to do he wants to okay great up the board okay nice cutie got a pawn cutie got a pawn what's this guy gonna do he wants to go here here i'm gonna go there she's up she's up finally this is her game oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] interesting takes could she win this boys and girls is this her time to shine he wants me to go here and i'm not gonna champ i'm gonna go here and then wait why don't i just go here should i move my king instead because then i can go here i think that's almost better hell yeah because he has to move that or then i go there i think it's fun i think it's a wait why haven't i done that does anyone know has that been there the whole time oh cutie what the hell what have i been doing that's funny boys she is a little crazy i'll give you that [Music] like this [Music] interesting okay okay [Music] interesting [Music] [ __ ] i lost it damn it i lost it uh i actually don't know what i do now i think i lose all right well even even boys even steven that is crazy what are we doing okay it's almost been an hour all you had to do was the stakes [Music] okay new game new game here we go no k sauce thank you k sauce i didn't win though you're only supposed to gift if i win [Music] i appreciate that [Music] the alerts are loud you're fine [Music] pretty banger if it's not dmca i don't think it's dmca but it could be fortify the center fortify the center four to five the center do your predictions and boys i don't like what this guy's doing right here this is not my spotify playlist no this is some this is somebody who made a youtube specific one this is free oh no because they have that i see what they're doing they [Music] okay if i don't take it they come here i go here they take if i do take it i go here they go here or whatever so i need to go right here that way if they go here i go here they go there i go there you feel great about that oh tony have you posted are you posting the odds you usually go by the person's elo that's pretty good yes too [Music] honestly that's funny that's kind of cool that's kind of cool [Music] forgot to gamble forehead okay this person is taking their time i wonder what they're counting out because i have no thoughts in my head currently so nice i need to get a tan boys bubble bastard for the six months in advance holy moly but you could wait until i went the whole point of gambling thursdays i'm supposed to win something it's the only day i try to win something and it is your subs it's okay i still appreciate it you guys just you guys are bad with the rules of gambling thursday i will admit you're not very tyler thank you for your stuff you're the best you're the best tyler oh damn [Music] okay so he wants to take and then i take and then i don't have any follow-up i have to just stack the center so [ __ ] hard oh wait oh i gotta do that yay thank you so much you had a problem why are you walking away so fast are you stressed oh okay yeah thank you i really appreciate it tyler thank you for gifting this up apple steak thank you for the prime and leah thank you it looks like it's cooked it's great all right there's some fatty pieces though i don't like chewing on meat hmm jake thank you for the new sub and spread beagle thank you for the 19 months go qt go people cheer um i'm eating steak couscous and asparagus you did a good job dude lately there's been this weird surge in like minecraft pfp's tweeting stuff it's like cuties ludwig's girlfriend ew yup i don't know if this isn't somebody i know weird huh your two months of fun well now you're canceled whatever man i don't have anywhere to go here it's fine yeah now i understand like what you know haley bieber went through okay i'll back down okay this guy's really thinking about their plan can you play chess oh hello kale thank you 11. do you make peeps i missed it yeah i did they were not good what happened to haley well when haley and justin started dating there was all these like selenas that were like mad about it you know okay i think i'm gonna go here oh no i go here little wagon thank you for the sub tyler think of the new sub no i don't play viewers because then it's like awkward because if i lose you know they feel bad if i win they feel bad can we do movie night soon yeah i want to do a movie i might build my lego set but the rat ate my lego set like a freaking jerk hmm it's a disney castle lego set how did the rat is legos i don't know i didn't think rats ate legos but apparently they do perfect [Music] i'm currently eating my with my hands oh god i see the issue here i set myself up for failure damn it he comes here [Music] i don't have a music command i'm sorry [Music] that playlist will not take you to where you want to go [Music] it says teenagers [Music] this is an interesting move [Music] [Music] come [Music] oh crap i'm dumb [Music] they're gonna run out of time dom you want to play some more 30 seconds later after i get tilted from losing too much money surprised he went here i'd be happy to win this is very interesting hmm they're definitely gonna run out of time i'm gonna win on time here there's no doubt [Music] okay [Music] get your primes ready boys oh crap i didn't see this the whole time [Music] well i am playing miami what the heck or mimi i never thought i'd see a girl wait what the heck did it one prime please oh wombo two hit combo thank you my lead gambling night in my favor finally it's about damn time [Music] it's about time whoa whoa too many too many too many too many it's just supposed to be one it's supposed to be one you guys need to talk to each other it's supposed to be one talk to each other god damn it talk to each other that's too many bad comms chat bad calms oh my gosh wombo had it covered dr pitt thank you for gifting a sub pasta pal thank you for your two months anonymous gifted five wise guy with the one maddie with the five and pigeon with the new sub guys bad comms all right work where if i win again you guys got to talk to each other just wait for one and then no one else go that's how it works you guys are sad thank you guys so you're not calling us to make chickens anymore no that was bizarre all right here we go next one oh we're white we're down by a lot to little diabetes so this is gonna be a tough one boys but place your bets lay them where they might be [Music] oops you thought i played the london you actually thought i played the london it's crazy how could you ever think that audio is desynced we only play a stonewall here this guy isn't even close to castling i love you cuties guys who's gonna sub when she wins gifted subs i love that oh my god bubble bass i almost said bass but then i said bass it could be bass bubble bass thank you for the 25. holy moly i hate the i hate the notif we'll get a new nude notif thank you so much so kind you get to see swift i'll go get him after this game go win it cutie thank you is it bass or bass bass like the fish okay interesting choice now your shit's pinned bro now that [ __ ] is pinned and you can't move it oh snap what's this guy rated what the heck what is this guy raided oh shoot oh my god [Music] nice and then this is a free pawn for me right oh yeah bow bow down bow down bow down and then that's free unless he does something about it what you gonna do about it what you gonna do about it free i could probably bring this guy out to play next no mercy for diabetes diabetes runs in my family i don't want it to oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what are you doing oh [ __ ] go away oh [ __ ] what's this looking at we gotta get this guy in the game a bit more but if i go here they'll be sick but then he'll go here and i can't go there cuz then i'll lose my queen oh ocean the plan is in shambles okay he is my only option is to go here right yeah okay that's fine if we i could sacrifice okay what happens if i sacrifice sacrifice he takes i go check but i can do this it's kind of fun he's just gonna come here though well he can't come there so do i want to take that ah okay it's not so good ah hmm yeah is my no my mic's not quiet i think i just got quiet okay this guy needs to be a slightly more productive member of society you know what i want to do i want to go like this i want to start climbing actually why don't i start climbing here i don't want to climb that um i could climb here and there i'm gonna climb here let's get climbing man ideally i could want to climb here here here that'd be a good climb and then push this guy out of the way because he's driving me crazy why does chess cutie always look so emo well it's because it's like late i always play chess late right so i'm like cozy and cozy diabetes please let me in please let me in chess cutie dresses like pete davidson in any movie i just wanted to say i'm struggling with president obama sherpas didn't really inspire me to get up and do stuff thanks for that uh you are welcome happy to help my friend okay i can go here but then this pawn will get stuck so i actually don't want to do that i'll just take that my hairstyle looks like a person pro spiderman you want to add the term looks like the girl why where wait we've been waiting for him to leave why have we been waiting for him to leave oh [ __ ] i see what he's gonna do serious question how do i get a girlfriend be nice [Music] okay there's something i'm missing here i almost want to go here and i don't know why he could be taking this and then i go here i don't at the same time i'd be surprised if they took it i kind of want to go here no there's nothing there's nothing good for that [Music] what if i go here and then if he moves i joint this because uh i'm gonna try that it seems a little crazy but [Music] [Applause] that's not ideal should i just go if i go here then he goes here huh and then i'm really stuck all right i gotta go back i gotta think about it lol pretend like nothing happened [Music] lol oh [ __ ] i need to go here anyway because i want to do that so this is good for me i go here and then i can finally get up here [Music] [Music] wait why don't i come down here [Music] wait was that free the whole time it's not free okay if i go here if i go here he goes oh and then i get his queen [Music] oh [ __ ] i'm stupid without a clue without [Music] i'm sorry guys listen i'm not that good at chess [Music] [Music] i need to go a little faster because this could come down to this could come down to just time [Music] so my next move if he does something like non-movie i'll go here [Music] interesting so he's gonna take that so he's gonna go like that but then i'll get this nothing left oh unless he comes here a mirror right in front of me that's where i find [Music] i'm a shape-shifter [Music] hell yeah gambling thursday you know the rules i can't tell you how to see me that was there the whole time [Music] historian thank you for the sub guys you did too many ej horton thank you for the prime maddie thank you for the the prime bubble base or bass [ __ ] i'm sorry i'm dyslexic words like that are really hard for me bubble bass thank you for the prime crack daddy a cool name thank you for this i mean [ __ ] bubble base [ __ ] bubble bath thank you for the five gifted not for the crime and wait guys you only need to do one crack daddy thank you for gifting us up no i thank you for gifting kosub and a compact literally are only supposed to do one you're literally only supposed to do one just call me chicken it's easier thank you can't be mispronounced [Music] we did break this up go let me go get swift we got another win this is so far our best gambling thursday we are down not as much as we are usually down usually at this point i've already spent 200 i have to pee and let me get swift and then we'll play our next game okay because we hit the sub goal so i need to show swift i'll be back [Music] [Music] oh gifted subs i love that [Music] so foreign [Music] so [Music] i got swift some goal accomplished no no one's mad about it best sub goal ever there he is boys [Music] why are you shaking why are you shaking why is it shaking why are you shaking [Music] he's so cute you are so cute i love you so much you are so cute giving them kisses look i got some meat for you i got that for you that's so yummy you didn't even chew it man you swallowed it home nicu so weird i wish i don't know how to get him to not have anxiety i wish he didn't have anxiety when isn't he shaking that's true when aren't you shaking he actually never shakes when he's on my bed he just sits there all day every day okay you want another one dude why are you shaking so much i don't know why he's so scared of any room he actually is really afraid of the computer i like the noise the computer makes i don't know why did you know he was super anxious when he got him no i had no clue you're just a normal puppy you were just a normal puppet okay ready yeah i think swift is too old to learn here [Music] like he's fine at my house he's not nervous at all but this house i think he's still just like warming up to it and he hates my computer he hates my computer doesn't help all right pinky baby zebra or pink baby zebra here we go we have to play a minimum i think we usually play like six games five sub notification would be great for all the five subs we do have a five sub notification don't we it's the it's a special one that says um thank you for being a friend that is a five-step one oh my god while i was gone thank you for the five gifted oh my god wait ten gifted wait how many did you gift holy [ __ ] buddy i was gone for one minute and ed thank you for your new sub jesus he's saying to use that for all subs oh what new game here we go oh sorry is it not ed er er turd man you would rather me call you erd turd mans than ed oh for all gifted yeah i just need new notice in general yep turd i'm being a butthead listen i give a lot of people new names when i just like can't read their name because ed is waiting i am here to hang with a better player as i fail some puzzles jack c3 heart jax c3 heart jack i'm not very good you rock with the blog yeah you guys really seem to like the vlog i don't really understand vlogs because i don't watch a lot of them but pernilla was showing me them and i was like oh i kind of get it but i don't think vlogs are hard to understand unless you like really watch a lot of vlogs so yeah this vlog was good i will will save everyone says the ending was the best part of the vlog so i'm just gonna have to never have endings on my vlogs and will will just have to make endings of the vlogs every single time okay i'm gonna have to castle queenside nice [Music] [Music] oh my god he's gonna go here cutie what are you doing i don't even look at that okay everyone just ignore me please uh so anyway i might be gifting five subs after this one i'm not so i'm not super sure about what's gonna happen uh this game but it's not looking too good if we're being honest with ourselves also this was free i'm happy he didn't notice that [Music] nickelodeon [Music] yeah this music is sick it's um called mischief big giant circles i don't know what it is [Music] nice well that was short-lived but it was fun while it lasted would be cool is this to that what will be really cool is the win after this game you know what i'm saying you know like after we lose this game and then we get a win that'll be that'll be crazy that'll be six what do you guys think won't that be fun that'll be super cool it'll be very cool when that happens i understand 4 800 viewers in chat still white people happy uh because my mods are great and they would ban anyone who's asked awful wow no music what there's literally music it's been on this whole time people have been complimenting it was just quiet during that part relax okay can't go there okay you can only go here this is awesome this game is super fun actually i'm chilling all we hope for is a better record than last week but i don't remember last week's record tony or does anyone remember i don't know it was 6'5 you're telling me i played 11 games last week i don't believe that i can't imagine that i played 11 games i was asking what my score was last week why can't this go here oh a [ __ ] mouth okay this game was so bad maddie i think dom said hi to you the second he got in here crazy lady dude i feel so bad my niece who is very loud i said to her she's really really loud and she wanted to play with durs one time when i took him over there and durs cannot do that right um he like can't play with kids because he's just afraid and so i said i said you can play with him but i need to go in with you and she's like why i said because you're really loud and she said i'm not loud i say yeah you are you crazy lady and she started crying this person's like so good this person is not rated what they are saying they are rated and i made her feel i felt really bad i think she was more crying because she couldn't play with the cat alone and she was mad about that because that's what kids get mad about but you know in my heart of hearts i was like my internalized misogyny she's upset that i called her crazy lady you know like i was just being like crazy lady how old is she she's four five last gambling thursday i went five six oh my god i did play 11 games i played 11 games last thursday that's crazy did i see an interview for no i don't even know what that is damn all right i got a out [Music] that was a rough one that was a rough one dang all right down fifty dollars only down 50 not too bad not too bad okay here we go ready oh i need to update this that he's doing coke two wins two losses we keep going coca-cola coffee coffee made by coca-cola why is coca-cola making coffee who do they think they are oh are you gonna do the queen's oh okay oh look who's ahead now somebody wasted a turn [Music] all right now we attempt them with the bait we're about to send out the bait yeah easter is this sunday lots of you don't know that bait him and made them like that mr came so fast this year dude everything has been just abnormally fast tyler thank you compliments are not necessary about my looks though it's a beautiful evening here as we get ready to start the race the drivers are at the line and it looks like we're almost satisfied am i gonna bake something for easter um oh he took the bait hell yeah um i'm gonna teach milena a uh i guess it wasn't true i'm going to teach melina an easter cake we're going to make an easter cake together what's this a mystery car has just entered the race he took it with the right piece my roommate's gonna eat all the stuff i baked well i don't know my phone is again but i told rochelle she could come pick up the the elephant cake i don't know what she said oh she said she just she wanted to hang out and i said i'm [ __ ] swamped this week but i might take next week off so i might be able to hang out there next [Music] in a shocking week of events the mystery car seems to be kicking off that was cool i mean i guess he could have stayed there right and if i would have taken he could have taken so it's probably smarter for him to stay there of weird that he didn't do that [Music] gonna go there one sub please we're up she's finally up guys i just need a prime no thank you we went for a prime oh my god you guys cass thank you for the five bubble bath base bubbles bubble bath thank you for the prime strength thank you for the for the this new subs okay guys the whole point of gambling is for you not to spend money the only time is gambling but i appreciate it but zero blunders and zero mistakes i played a perfect game that's insane look guys you don't believe me look literally zero mistakes finna get saved for three months that's that's crazy qt never made a mistake in chess in her life well what's my accuracy where do i see that analyze analysis my accuracy report 92 percent amazing [Music] pretty good all right here we go would you ever do a subathon no if i did i did a subathon actually one time i remember chat i did it for jump king every so every sub added added to jump king remember that the bakeathon was different which i'll do a bake-a-thon again i think those are fun but we can do a bakeathon again some point but [Music] wow all right oh i should have taken that with my other knife if i go here he goes there i go here or i go there then i'm up one from that trade actually i'll tell ya that's how you go up one oh [ __ ] you said no interesting if i go here and then here that's a free piece or if i go here and then here that's a free piece uh let's do that one [Music] i wish there's a way to make like channel points worth double on gambling thursday i feel like that'd be sick because then i would like really encourage people yeah that is true the rule for gambling gambling night is no hoarding points i think i might castle queenside you made me lose 250k yesterday tony damn dsmack you're bad that's not tony's fault tier three subs get two times points really is that a thing porn okay watch this he takes that i take this 800 rated streamer has that many viewers yeah crazy huh crazy that a relatable streamer has a lot of viewers that's insane imagine a world where anyone can play chess not just like tryhards okay i could go here wait okay do i go here now or do i go here oh wait this is blocked so if i go here he takes i take that's not blocked though i know i need to see something there is something very very important here that i need to see i go here okay i go here i definitely go here and then i go here wait no i think i muffed it [Music] i think i missed it okay because now if i go here he takes i go here you can go there i go here no i messed it up i don't know what i did but i messed it up dang it donya levy hello what did i do man oh well i tried dang it oh i'll check the thing afterwards i realize i missed something i know you guys are probably molding but i can't i can't figure it out i did show swift already so the sub goal is what do you guys want for six thousand oh [ __ ] i'm just gonna go here i think i can go here now and then i have the same plan i go here he takes because he has to or he moves oh that wasn't expected huh this is fine it's just a little slower than i wanted but it's fine i realize i'm i i've probably missed a lot of mates guys but i don't see them yet and i'm i'm i'm learning boys so relax i'll get there i know i need to analyze that because i know i missed something important well we're doing a new emote contest so i think the cat will be moved somewhere nice someone cough up a prime dude i messed something up wait i think my analyze thing is broken actually because look i know i made a mistake i think analyze is broken chess.com i know i made a mistake and it says zero i think it's broken actually [Music] i think it's broken you made a big mistake cutie i realize thank you for being obnoxious about it all right oh yeah my report was it says 93 accuracy it said i played at 93 accuracy yeah it's broken it's broken it's gotta be i know i had missed wins [Music] yeah it's broken chess.com your website's broken what's donya doing is donya live does he want to analyze this that was that's not no because i had a [Music] okay okay okay this is where i messed up what was i supposed to do ah oh and that's checkmate damn i see it now all right that's another win this is the best gambling thursday i've ever participated in chad this is the best one we've ever witnessed four wins all right last game i think it always ends when i do four or five on either side that's when it ends five wins or five losses that's when we end gambling thursday but i'm going to play some 30 second bullet matches with dom because they're funny and they make me happy so i guess it's not the last game it's only the last game if i win [Music] it ends on five stratford [Music] how do i respond here i think i do this great this guy's wild oh i should have gone here whoa tacos what is what is this guy doing hmm [ __ ] no that's fine nice nice [Music] is i'll twist what you're supposed to be i just want to get this guy out [Music] foreign weird this is a really weird game [Music] [Music] [Music] what is happening we are so confused yeah it must be a misclick this whole game has been weird though yeah april fool's okay well that's the end of gambling thursday 5-2 best streak that's for sure that's our best streak ever what the heck was that bubble bath thank you for all your gifts and stuff today and i finally got your name correctly i wasn't even gonna harass for a prime that round that was just also taco i don't know if i thank you in my brain i might have i don't know if i said it out loud okay maybe it's not broken because this one says two mistakes so it's working what's my accuracy though it's analyzed i know my accuracy was weird there report my accuracy was 63. it's pretty good um dom do you want to play i'm gonna play i want to do one puzzle rush or two just because i usually my first two rounds of puzzle rush are pretty good [Music] let me just do a puzzle rush really quick [Music] all right whites move black blue white to move what i do okay that's pin alright this is a little harder hmm i think it's just this uh this is probably wrong big chance this is incorrect because then i'll get my queen pinned there so that's not it okay let me think about this one i don't think that's it i don't believe that is it that's not it that's not it i feel like it might just be this is the best move but then i'm not saving that how do i protect this guy okay so where did he come from he came from up top man i am missing something here i just don't see it um i can't move this because it is pinned by the queen uh dino thank you for the sub checks captures and attacks do i see any checks oh wait it's this i go here because then his queen comes here and then i go there i'm amazing yay okay that one was hard white to move i come here put him in check i get his queen for free black to move white to move uh white to move huh is it just this because then he's in check and i can get that nice white to move it's this black to move your mom's birthday is on sunday what should you make cookies cookies are easy okay this one's hard i'm struggling here checks attack or checks captures attack okay this guy's gonna get taken so we can't allow that so i've either got to do a check or protect him somehow did i just pull this out i feel like that's a weird thanks and this guy will come down here so that doesn't work i see it i see it it's mate and too bam bam i see it oh turns out it's not mean too turns out his queen takes okay black to move instantly i just want to go bloop to actually i don't i don't see this one at all pp party or is it just this this is probably crazy but i think this is what i would do so i'm gonna just trust my gut okay i didn't oh my god there it is bam that's pretty sick i should do that in games white to new is it just spam is it just a sword [Music] oh yeah and then bam oh dang it okay wasn't that is this the same thing i think this is the exact same thing [Music] that's in chat that's in check so then this takes it or he would just come down why wouldn't you just come down and then i would go here so i don't think that's it [Music] [Music] [Music] oh my god it's the opposite wow those fourth ones are tricky huh i did it backwards in my brain mate [Music] can't check over here would be bam and bam [Music] i don't feel like that's it though [Music] [Music] so this is just a check right oh no wait bam bam bam oh but then he goes spam oh wait i just noticed this okay wait wait wait so it is bam and then he takes [Music] i'm doing something backwards again i can feel it myself i go bam i think it has something to do with this i think i go bam he goes bam i go bam no that's not right i go bam you go spam that's not right oh i missed click damn it the first number 16. so i think it was this oh well i wasn't even close anyway i wasn't even close so i don't feel bad oh yes i was um oh man that was a whole ass game that one was hard admittedly so this one's black blue and last time i did that i remember i actually don't know oh it is still this oh i'm supposed to check i always check i missed the text [Music] so yeah okay sam thank you for the prime and galaxy brain matt thank you okay dom i want to do this one more time so i did really well for my first round [Music] i have no clue oh my god i never looked for checks everywhere huh wow wow that was a hard one okay oh weird one i love you cutie cinderella rose petal thank you for the new sub oh my god we're so sick we're so close to 6 000 subs that's crazy white to move oh it's just this black to move oink black to me psy thank you for the prime white canoe [Music] okay [Music] it's gotta be the horse man i think i'm gonna get this wrong oh this wasn't the horse okay white to move check is there as soon as i clicked it the second i clicked it i realized gosh dang it happy birthday rose petal black to move [Music] right back oh i'm pinned where'd i go okay we'll [ __ ] that okay well this is not what the hell oh yeah [Music] i'm done [Music] dom should we focus on his coursework what does that even mean one second [Music] me [Music] uh sorry i just didn't i want to make sure this didn't pop up where's dom [Music] oh dumb join drinking room hi i heard you on stream but not in discord because you are muted and stupid jesus relax hi fred it's so good to hear you again wow what um do you have coursework you should be working on no what does chat say you do that's stupid oh oh [Music] okay just one giant smooth brain [Music] smooth brain chat ha ha all right you send the invites i don't know how [Music] okay what's first to what first to what we did 30 last time first well we were trying to solve for 30 minutes we were but it was pretty fun we could i mean we could do 20 see how that goes first to 20. all right chat this is 30 second bullet me versus dom it's going [Music] oh hold on i just hyperventilated little okay it gets a little crazy i'll say what is dom rated a bullet listen we're both bad [Music] you don't want to know my rating kid they haven't i don't think so wow well here i go here i go i should have made it just um i should change my current into that with my picture this could be cutie cinderfella okay so i know since i make this first move it's on like i guess like donkey kong all but now i don't know why i say that i just give me a second what the [ __ ] you're so annoying all right just give me another second i wasn't done catching my breath yet oh you're trying to make me blo hey cutie stop it judy you're hurting me [Music] oh yes okay okay you got one she's that one listen you're all warmed up you've been playing chess for like 12 hours straight my hands are cold i just washed some cold water and they i'm actually cold either oh they're my armpits right now these just get these thingies oh okay oh big mistake i played gotta begin you're doing the same [ __ ] [ __ ] you always do oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it didn't work oh [ __ ] some crazy [ __ ] right here oh [ __ ] i can't believe you've done this oh caught you oh [ __ ] me i can't move any [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god okay i got confused i totally lost it you did dang it i haven't got confused with like if it was a move or a future move someone in chat said you missed a fork what [ __ ] mouth dude you think i'm looking for that [ __ ] we don't know what we're doing all fun games so she fights back i don't like anything that i'm doing right now [ __ ] is going on what i do about that stupid horse oh dude i was thinking come on sorry i've been watching pro streamer q cirella play and i'm trying to make big plays now i just need a little time gosh as fast as she is okay don't do a little time sound on me super game wait that okay if it if it moves when i do a future move that i do it's no longer loud or legal it shouldn't just [ __ ] me it just [ __ ] me can't just [ __ ] me no one [ __ ] me i [ __ ] me yes 0.9 seconds yes yes gosh dang it died this is close dude too i know i know scared cutie scared [Laughter] this is [ __ ] bonkers any others i'll take them you just keep feeding me the [ __ ] you doing oh oh i don't like that i don't like that at all yeah no that's ridiculous 12 seconds it was that slow i never realized i'm going slow i know i could never tell when i'm going to trail either and then all of a sudden i'm out of time okay [ __ ] i can't move [ __ ] oh [ __ ] about to get this horse all up in your business and you about to be real sorry what i say about that horse [ __ ] here we go here we go she's on a roll um ridiculous you trying to tie me out you absolute [ __ ] yeah no one times me out no one tries me out [ __ ] bam this bomb if you wanna [ __ ] down the head she pulls the head chat please you're gonna distract me from this chess game please have you done the sheesh thing yet no i want to do it just to prove that i can do it but i don't i don't want to do it you know i don't even know what it's supposed to sound like do i need to do it to show you no i think you just want to do it you want an excuse to do it no no no it'd only be if i had to to help my streamer out me shy she oh [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it dude this time [ __ ] i can't i don't know how to close up these damn games that's it i know what to do you're so [ __ ] [ __ ] go to [ __ ] towel down there bishop see if i [ __ ] care oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] see if i give a singular rat's bottom about what's going on right now i use flash not one not one rat's bottom the [ __ ] wait what the hell just happened [ __ ] i just try to run down the clock wait why is everyone saying ayden said oh that's not i mean aidan that is you but that's not like the aidan yeah that's not really not change your name you're not eating anymore i thought it was roommate aiden so i was confused but it's still nice to see you aiden awesome uh [Music] whatever [Music] [Music] um okay okay okay [ __ ] town [Music] [ __ ] yeah i didn't enjoy it i didn't like what happened dude if you keep waiting on time i'm gonna have you gotten better if i gotten worse i think you got worse somehow what the [ __ ] i think you've gotten worse because you're trying to do better that's right that's actually that's absolutely right i have to first get in your head which makes you [ __ ] up see see what like this there you can't see what i did there because i don't know what i'm doing that's when i really get to the zone yeah i just gotta go [ __ ] wild on you getting all crazy up in this business [Music] oh plowy i was getting so close to get that mate [Music] okay i'm back i'm back i'm back baby i'm back oh chat i'm making you rich i'm all my believers let's i love having go people happy oh don't do it to me yeah i said don't do it to me i'm going slow i'm in the back that's why i like moving this guy around i can't be wrong i'm i'll skip it though because it's like a weird remix but whatever was it a remix by famous record company audio jungle uh i don't know actually i didn't check i skipped it too soon i don't like that you had so much time to think about that because i got stuck oh let me run [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] okay the money train's coming now i'm down 3k because of dom that cause of me i didn't put your money in the pile pal what the [ __ ] that suck balls [Music] oh my god oh thank god oh [ __ ] finally over okay keep moving uh by the way i don't hear all the words you say in discord i think your noise gate might be like restrictive or something or not noise games but like your input sensitivity uh if you go to user settings discord and then click voice and video and just smack that little bar to the left deeper into the yellow i just look at strength voice and video i'm gonna drag and pull to the left where like you know it's cool oh yeah there we go i've just been minimizing discord and reading your lips after games but i figured i should probably tell gosh yeah you should tell me okay uh it should all be green right [Music] it sounds great yeah yeah okay okay here we go 12 to 4 dog dude you know what just as easily as you have won 12 and i won 4 i could win 12 and you could win four sure you know pride for the fall and you sound pretty cocky to me so there it is this is where it starts this is where it all starts for me it's all about pull for me take it easy take it easy take it [Music] oh my god yes oh here i go here i go crap oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh i'm seeing the board in a whole new light it's crazy it's [ __ ] bananas i'm talking b-a-n-a [ __ ] uh don't take my horsey [ __ ] [ __ ] me that's the horse he thought you thought you were taking horsey run horsey [ __ ] hey [ __ ] okay all right okay we've changed get out of here of course you could do this all the [ __ ] things oh my god thank you so much oh my god i can't [ __ ] move with your damn [ __ ] heart there's yours thank you so much for the six gifted subs i'm especially at 6 000 subs that's just the most amount of subs i've ever had in my entire life and way more than i deserve thank you guys very very very very very much thank you how exciting but more exciting the fact that i won that last round of chess that is exciting it's all up for me now and down for you might i add oh [ __ ] no don't try to be the horse queen oh [ __ ] oh crap don't love any of that [ __ ] focus focus on your horses i'm scared and confused and i follow you're worse okay i've done it again another excellent play from yours truly what the [ __ ] how's that a stalemate what you just got a little too powerful you didn't have you i didn't have any i wasn't attacking you and you didn't have any square to move because my queen diagonals that's what a stalemate is yeah wow fascinating congrats h-i-i-i 6 000th and one sub once it updates maybe it's not gonna update yeah i plan that by the way oh classic classic me being better at chess i was gonna buy a hot tub because i want to do a hot tub stream oh my god um because i think it'd be funny if i did one yeah of course and uh oh god and um i randomly got paranoid that i'd get electrocuted in the hut that is such a fascinating thing to be paranoid about i'm wondering how many people do it and like it clearly doesn't happen yeah but they're like inflatable ones you know um it seems yeah that changes the math on this really really yeah i just don't know how i feel about it i don't like that he's doing this to me [Laughter] i did not realize that oh i could've done some real cheeky nando plays my nose [ __ ] i'm also very nervous i'm supposed to i might take a week off and i'm very nervous about like losing subs after i've like been working so hard to get like this new top you know you know the hot tub stream might be the way to get them back uh okay i was like how what do you maybe i take a week off and come back with hot tub stream that's funny all right guys i need some so badly been gone a while i had to do a hot tub straight into a hot tub stream maybe that is the way to come back i think that's funny it's pretty funny yeah okay anything for a meme you know us and dreamers that's what they call it i call it you may lose subs but you have my prime mirror yeah is that not so i thought that's like i didn't know he called us 11 months pause then uh [ __ ] you how much time did you have ah trooper toad thank you for the 11 and t thank you for the seven sometimes i don't know where that time goes i'm like [ __ ] blazing fast to my head and then i just lose you know what time it is i'm not the horsey time not the rsa yes it is half past horse o'clock i hate horizon [ __ ] time is no because even when i can get the horse i forget [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right now i just started doing this for a while oh crap i'm so stuck oh my god go away you really think you can out horse me sometimes i do cocky son of a gun no one out horses me what the [ __ ] i'm so sorry horse what did i do to my boys thank you thank you for being my friend [Music] [ __ ] it oh no yes i'm coming back i'm coming you are catching up this is gonna be crazy uh who's she playing against i am uh one of the top bullet chess champions i thought he deserved some time on the screen and guys you can too if you just keep donating i don't know what the [ __ ] is with the queen i just need my horse out there that's that's what i mean [Music] eventually just gotta give her up just had a good enough run i move like one piece at a time and that's like as much as i can handle black one black one what a black one by 15 seconds but i'm white you were so far behind oh there she goes here she goes to her own demise no doubt oh we just try to make me sad oh [ __ ] okay okay focus john you can do this you know what to do i get so confused with that move pass move current move future present perfect tense future past tense [ __ ] kill the [ __ ] dude thanks just kill all the [ __ ] dudes how about that i'm not horsing around i'm [ __ ] busy your horse actually gives me anxiety well guess what stables are [ __ ] open no you're going for by you're gunning for him something about check or some [ __ ] i don't understand oh [ __ ] as long as you don't take the [ __ ] horse i do this oh oh i see your technique been there done that you don't know what i'm up to i'm doing stuff that's never been done before in the game of chess sorry i'll tote it down i cannot move this guy with the [ __ ] horse you've been to your king duffy that's annoying ah yes dab it damn it damn it damn it damn it two more matches i take the w i'm kind of just [ __ ] unload on you this game you're never good you don't even know what it means to go this fast but this is i'm going to teach you a lesson about [ __ ] speed [Music] thank you you're distracting yourself oh oh my [ __ ] hell i hate your stupid horse no yes yes yes horse time baby horse time i hate the horse let's go let's go [ __ ] [ __ ] off horse [Music] the [ __ ] get these guys out of here [Music] [Music] look him i don't care about the king i just want my horse lit please oops see this chess player saying oopsie [Music] how many times i tell you i don't care about the [ __ ] king i have to move [Music] damn it oh [ __ ] that was a close one okay oh no last game i'll laugh it so fast did happen so fast ah last game no one hoard your points okay unless he wins then it's not lasting but bet on me chat you know i'm gonna bring the money i'm bringing this he told me to wait don't hoard your points isn't it first of 30 no we did 20. [Music] i mean we could do 30. i guess that's not a problem i'm back i'm in it now all right first to 30. never mind first to 30. can motz bet now yeah i'm about to bet on myself i need to this i accidentally declined your rematch oh [ __ ] you're dramatic you know what [ __ ] you yeah yeah move yeah go and get all your early moves out what are you doing i'm just gonna wait for a second and fire you off oh back up [ __ ] move [ __ ] move [ __ ] it move damn all right okay no please i i have ideas i have dreams i hope you just have to let me grow a little no the first time in my career my days were not perfect ah no no man come on i'm done betting on dom [ __ ] you jello bet on this [ __ ] look stupid as [ __ ] out there man get it together oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh what i do what do i do what do i do [ __ ] not horse who you calling a horse i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know stop yes i hate that i hate horses oops so let me let that one slide i [ __ ] hate how many times it doesn't let me move [ __ ] and i get those please just to kill me i just don't know where they are and it pisses me off i just want to move where the [ __ ] i want to move oh my god oh [ __ ] okay go i think i wanna be black okay perfect this is this is where i make my money my millions [ __ ] i'm going all the way to normandy [ __ ] [ __ ] bishops i don't care about the king man i do not give a [ __ ] about the cake [ __ ] i just need like five more seconds five five and i'll be up there i'll be all up in that business man oh my god ah that one guy betting on me just move i'm trying [ __ ] see what happens when i just move [ __ ] release them i hate that man oh [ __ ] i lost one hey hey there's so much [Music] [ __ ] i gotta get out of here okay i know there's a way i win this i know there's a way i just need to move a little faster dude i'm gonna [ __ ] this horse back there [Music] son of a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yep okay yep of course so now i don't want to check you yet and because it like it forces you to stop and see what i'm up to where the [ __ ] is so funny what the [ __ ] kill it i don't understand at all oh there's a castle [ __ ] get the [ __ ] high ground or something no no i'm losing it i'm losing whatever i had which wasn't much okay how do people win this game i'm gonna do this and yes yes i see you knew where i was going with that oh here oh yeah [ __ ] you my god i hate you hey do you [ __ ] this is scary [ __ ] off damn it okay okay okay last game last game no way no way come back 21 game come back getting stuck oh [Music] oh my god oh my god kill it [ __ ] yes yes yes [Music] thank you very much for the five gifted songs all right i do i'd bust up that casito now you come back now you come back see i threw 10 in a row just really [ __ ] the doubters that's what it was well i guess they would call themselves believers what said oh ho ho ho plus 100k thanks you got it pan-pan anything for you yeah i know what it's called now yeah you're in trouble no one didn't think you did it oh okay uh hey would you mind [ __ ] off so yes or no question uh [ __ ] off what did you say i care about you around me i don't think relax everybody relax relax oh i'm all fired up there's no way i lose now whoa dang chemist oh my goodness 10 gifted appreciate that you're going really fast now dog i'll say it man [ __ ] i'm listening to the devil's music oh [ __ ] that's scary ah who's getting now i'm getting blood i don't wanna get by oh [ __ ] but your ass all the way to the end oh my gosh we're so close if i look at the time i may have gotten nervous and lost oh how scary i really want to win now someone just said this dude is way too good to be 400. okay triple h dog i was just thinking the same thing kind of a sleeper player down here at the fort hood elephants walls thank you very much for the five gifted that's very very sweet of you cutie cinderella to the moon on our way to 7 000 boys holy moly you know your extremely rising sub count to the moon as you called it reminds me of my rising wind count over you right now to the moon okay actually these guys are distracting me this is a mechanism to win points it feels thank you boys boys i can't thank you enough get that horse the [ __ ] out of here get that horse you'll never catch him oh okay not ideal ah go away go away ah [Music] oh yes won oh no oh no damn till next time don't till next time i was about to bring it all back dude okay okay yeah yeah yeah um want to play a game of league oh okay oh we get it you're rich thank you very much [Music] your voice sounds kind of stinky who said that who the [ __ ] wrote that i don't i don't even see that did you make that up oh it's [ __ ] reflex son of a [ __ ] oh my gosh that is the cutest rat irl cheer from frags that is guys i want an email like that that's cute okay uh i'm gonna pee really quick and um get some water and i'll be back all right all right everyone first of all fragment reflex getting the readout back to back insane rng this is truly the run in the chat as far as streamer readouts dom i'd like to thank dom and the tony express casino 50k points listen pan pad i did it for you man i did it for you pan pan both daughters of lady [ __ ] as well diamond charger how funny uh typing chargers have charged how funny queen what are you on your phone what do you what what is that autocorrect get it out of here what is that people hate chat yes i am dom busted busted can we burn down so houses while you're in charge some houses no sir people you can do is take your pants off and just kind of rat irl chill when's the horse fur suit coming in hey martin you think i got this good at without already having a horse fur suit i've had a lot of practice at night just what can i say you know what i like to do on saturday night i just like the horse around am i right guys a lot of applause to me that was fantastic am i right uh i'm not a horse girl i'm a horse dom i lost all my money well cringey girl 2006 i think you have a gaming addiction and there's a hotline you can call for that guys what is let's stop typing my bio in the chat what the [ __ ] is this this is a mess this is just an absolute mess ooh wait someone else had radar actually modes what do you go to our webcast at the same time be like e-kiss hey dom i don't see it often i really expect how are you working how entertaining you are on stream i'm really glad he's been gaming with you it's a lot of fun april fool's haha nerd go back to base dubbo holy [ __ ] there is so many bios in chat hi dank chemist i could easily read your message because i'm ignoring all the bios in chat shut this spanish let us shut the horse girl's legs up i told you horse lady first lady guys guys you have to be hey cutie's back all right i'm back hello i wish i had some snacks but i'm not supposed to sleep i was asking i mean how's the tops before am i right you how do you play leap without snacking i'm just more sad [ __ ] i thought we already had a limit playing league that's a little scary um do i always listen to music like this uh no i don't know i'mma get some water kitty could you talk to my chat while i'm gone yeah thanks guys does dom even streaming right now no it's your chat dylash you said talk to my chat while i'm gone yeah they are my chat they're mine now wait why are you talking to me i thought you're going to pee i'm not peeing i feel like my water and i stop every time to talk you know i'm just going to fill it up this is ridiculous i have to talk to my chat gross i hate these guys we only i can only play league until 1am because uh 1am we need to go back and finish that cake we were working on they were still listening to the devil's music um but anyway chess.com thank you so much for having me if you have me in the background of your chess game i would really really appreciate if you could click over on my screen click on the screen and hit the follow button that would be really really nice if you're not um if you're new to twitch and you've never used it before it's a really cool website where you can watch people play games live i'm gonna start playing league of legends now i've had too much chess my brain is fried but i do play chess every tuesday and thursday for anyone who wants to check me out i really really really appreciate you guys watching i know i have quite a few chess fans and i uh i appreciate i appreciate you guys for showing up so uh yeah thank you very very much if you're watching chess.com and you don't slap that follow button then [ __ ] you okay i mean at the very least they deserve it [Music] could you hear up and log in one second i forgot we don't have topics for our podcast tomorrow oh let's see what's um some hot and fresh do you believe in jesus this easter season oh jesus you know gotta keep it in theme what is this devil's music it's gotta change on a holy thursday too where's all the gospel okay i need to log into league uh can i get a mod to change my title end game honestly just play till we lose as soon as we lose i will go and make the cake a huge mistake i never lose that's so not true dawg unless you afk in game well which is like half of the game that didn't happen a few times admittedly what time zone do i live in pst uh actually they spelled it qt with the ct that's me i live in central thank you for asking what is this space groove what is this [ __ ] the [ __ ] are you talking about i don't even know i did but i think i went through the menu so fast that i didn't see it show me on your stream swap to your league uh scene that you already have set up so beautifully space group whether you're free to get in the groove or you're giving in to some harsh vibes it's time to feel the rhythm of the universe what the [ __ ] does this mean quick move to the music yeah that's what i mean wait can i go move to the music you make the lobby i want to move with the music wait it's just a shield to make me buy their skins what the [ __ ] great now i just lost twenty dollars i thought it was gonna be like a new league rhythm game i thought something like nico dancers were the league characters that would have blown my [ __ ] mind okay boomer but lead characters uh i don't watch tick tock cutie he said nico oh that oh no nico means cat in japanese nico dancers his cat dancers except as nicodancers.com is a flashcare dances casks and mikko is cat japanese so his cat japanese dancing i have a weird sense of deja vu that i've been over this already nerd alert alert i'm not a dirt i just appreciate japanese culture it's nayco no it's necko not pronounced nico you cis white male that's aggressive martin it's definitely nico guys i lost my phone straight up has anyone seen her all right cutie you type your phone number in the chat and they can all call it okay everybody call my phone number nine two five uh man that'd be awful okay wait this is my number yeah i could say any phone number right now and it would ruin somebody's night do you have any cell phone numbers memorized from those old songs there's at least like two cell phone number songs no chat give me a like chat give us a cell phone number song wait 867 can we i'm going to allow fatties in your chat now fatty's is allowed i pull out the word baddies what is this number 8675309 yeah is this from yeah that's the so that's the ginny one yeah that's like the classic and then there's like a it's like a 2000s pop rap kind of song right 925 that's by me 925 is totally random numbers it's not my cell phone that's the suicide hotline i don't even know if it was a i don't even know if it was um a zip code an area code kiss me through the phone has one i think some of these are just y'all's numbers guys 877 cash now it's my money and i want it now oops i just left your chat went to wild earth i'm now watching lions thanks noodles it's nice to meet you oh you know what's great about hitting kassadin or playing castle and cutie i gotta spoil the can i plea mid please [ __ ] sucker well [ __ ] sucker the bad news is i need to fight it the good news is you know what's good about me playing cassidy as soon as i hit level 16 we win all right would that person get banned for all right why don't you ban the guy who said thank you who is your dog [ __ ] duo he called me dog [ __ ] ari where's the perma do y'all just allow people to insult me in this chat group you have to understand thank chemist thank you very much for that additional five gifted i think that puts you in the lead for this month does it not the top gifter that was mean of me i'm sorry are you still not at the top oh wow there's only one way to fix this i really didn't mean to i really thought he was in the top and i was trying to cook he's number two congrats on number two gosh oh you're number one please stay number two do not get number one she doesn't think god how surprised would she be if you did have it in you thank you thank chemist who was i watching i won't tell you who but i was watching a hot tub streamer last night because i'm obsessed clearly uh no i just clicked on him i don't know why but i clicked on this hot tub stream i was watching him and she dead ass goes guys this isn't a free show i've been streaming for three hours i've only had five subs and i said yo [ __ ] it is a free show oh you typed that here chad it was not amaranth i'm a tier three to amram not a not a free show if you go to amaranth guys you said the girl only had five subs it's not amaranth amaranth works too [ __ ] hard but yeah it was yeah i must have gone pretty far down looking for these hot tub streamers i was blown away i should have picked it for lss but i don't care that thank you so much for five gifted yeah that would have blown up nlsf it would have gotten some good hot tub streamer hate in there imagine saying she works too hard for it to be free oh that's free money yeah imagine that like blows up but then people realize that you posted it wait but i hate women no i'm conflicted wait a second dude amaranth is iconic the way american oh my god amaranth's amazing amaranth puts in more work than almost any other woman on this platform and i think every woman on this platform would admit that did you actually type that in her chat though no i didn't say [ __ ] this is free okay i keep forgetting that i have to wake up at 10 a.m like 9 30 a.m tomorrow i'm gonna look so ugly in these e-girl rejects videos that would be a first because i don't think it's possible nice tom you did it i was just so supportive he saved body dysmorphia he's done it ladies and gents i saved it wait i'm not trying to say that oh yeah guys we need to help bodies too many people are getting some mental health right now and it's not looking too good for this morphe all right here we go yeah um amaranth wants to make a dog like dog farm not like to farm dogs like a [ __ ] like a state like a shelter amaranth is really working too hard if she's starting to farm dogs seriously nothing we don't get a kill there we got his flash i really need a new one and also maybe for a season are we gonna take this red i'm not i'm gonna go [ __ ] you one top should go top i hate what is happening right now what i just got i got a little blip message what what message is that um i don't know i changed all of my notifications to horse sounds so i can't identify them anymore oh so i have a discord message oh it's chess.com oh i didn't close it up that makes sense oh i counter kog'maw hello who's playing kog'maw against the james in 2021 who is he oh my gosh this is abw you should see myself reporting in easy w i'm glad i'm glad you're saying it because i'm definitely not going to i'm getting my [ __ ] kicked and my support already has the new skin which means he is rich so we should try to get him to watch our twitch channel he will take us to 8 000 subs overnight i wouldn't be toxic i just want to keep making the joke about you know what the one that makes you feel bad what would make you feel bad oh my god really queen thank you for the 16 gifted subs holy [ __ ] really queen really queen what are you on the chocolate i'm just kidding thank you really queen thank you very very very very much very much you've gifted a lot of stuff today i don't want to say anything about the chart ever again because i was wrong i really thought you were number one and i feel like an [ __ ] i wasn't trying to rub it in i just i am here too hi hawaiian lion i saw you re-sub in love's chat the other day actually or gif you gifted subs to len and i said oh that's how i'm lying did you say that or just no sir you say you say something but you don't actually say it no i didn't say it okay oh classical white line did i say that out loud do they say why mine i know him or was that in my head i do that a lot i actually think it's an issue and then i'll tell people i said them and then they're like they're gaslighting and i'm like no we talked about this and then i actually don't know what a defensive response you're gaslighting go jinx oh all right let's get first uh shield on this thingy thingy really queen thank you so much for all the gifted tonight i really appreciate that queen what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] 31 they're rich i mean i mean paul no no i mean they're not number two but i guess it's okay why are you like this i'm being like this what i'm helping you out i'm supporting your channel you're stressing me out that's what you're doing stanford i need to rescale my camera [Music] the music's too loud okay everyone is literally complaining right now i need everyone to relax just to smidge that's too fast you know oh gosh i get sony those in my chat all the time i'm like guys please i'm sorry my ass is this fat there's only so much i can do no don't put an emote only mode you got it you got it you recovered i also realized i left my stream labs open earlier the alert scared me dude i hate when that happens i do it all the time or i'll be like you know like just sitting here like a gremlin and then i'll notice my cam's on and i'm like please don't tell me life yeah that is classic i'll try but just cleared the wave like a monster well i didn't know the plan can we get dragon yeah i don't do much for this thing but yeah you're helping oh finally finishes up dude i need to buy new headphones these headphones hurt my ears and i've complained about them for literally two years why don't i just buy new ones oh i know at what point do you stop putting a prefix on your anxiety and just so it's like anxiety well it's categorized you know i would go outside today but i have sky anxiety and i'm a little scared that one is called social anxiety they all have their special place okay just google best headset read it click the first link and buy it honestly i should just use like skull cans i don't need a gator headset the only reason i use gamer headsets because it like kind of helps my hair look good when my hair looks so you mean it never does that because your hair never looks bad am i right chat can we get some hearts in the chat it's always funny when jen will do the same thing as like you will see [ __ ] like that and then when i see un like un-ironic comments that are like beauty's mods are such oh yeah make sure you dodge these attacks i don't know it's been a while since you played i think just trying to give you some tips that is one of those intel's worst voice lines by the way fun fact he says here's a tip and a spear behind it that really upsets me oh that would have killed her if that fish didn't get in the way fat ass this fat pig got out of the way [ __ ] steps i'm crazy oh you could get a kill go go river go river go river river my river my river you can get a kill he's gone he's so slow i don't think i can get any kills right now oh hello bob bob's here bob thank you bob one of my most longest subscribers besides dren i've lost all the og's besides stran and bob bob it's so nice to see you how have you been like right here in the call me i say any gifters once a month do you have a founder's bad song now i was there for that to be fair uh i don't think that existed when you were affiliate i think that was the new partner thing no because so does bob thank you for the 10 gifted i appreciate that we need to change that i hate i hate that notice i hate that notice though all right cougar let's see where you're on the leaderboard now wait how do i say his name okay so i am saying it right that is not my voice maddie i don't know where that's guys could y'all relax in the subs it's getting stuck in my head what's the alert i just changed my alerts today to be like one of seven random clips so now it's too much i understand i'd rather just read your chat i feel more connected plus the one time i was i think i screamed and played holy [ __ ] i'm out i'm out i think the one time i did stream and like play with you you're like why are you doing so quiet probably oh yeah that makes sense you're already my favorite league streamer sorry for your content i guess shut up bacon shark do you like the little frog that has my face on yeah it's actually a funny evo i love seeing [ __ ] i'm gonna die [Music] where's my support god damn it he is oh my [ __ ] ears all right let's take it off that one an enemy has been slinged out of one ear now boy chat killers needs a new headset can we get some subs to support this headset thing can we get a sub goal for the headset well you know some people say i'm the perfect girl and it's true go on oh [ __ ] i guess don't stop now are you okay with going with oh gosh help me somebody help me somebody please anybody someone but no one came for cutie cinderella oh [ __ ] i jumped her i juked her i juked you're gone you left me i came to help you which is our friend i didn't leave you well it felt like it the bottom river so i keep running down dam's on distress over here and then okay me and twitch show up to help you go ah rat and just because you're scarred from your ira rat experience to run from our teammate twitch do hate that rat poor wrath [Music] all he matthew was want to build some legos and you hate him for it and it's just so not fair i think this candidate i quit okay goodbye by the fat pig in the jungle [Music] crosses double kill oh oh what the [ __ ] did you no no you're good she's no way she just killed you under power that'd be crazy yeah she does a lot we need to uh yeah that's that's what i would have said fatty this girl is large mean holy [ __ ] just massive our own gravitational pull my mic is quiet it kind of is actually here i'll turn up the game i don't know sometimes my mic works sometimes it doesn't i hate this man masturbator he's a master or something i guess i'm not going to fight that no you shouldn't yeah okay so that [ __ ] is going to melt us all okay slow your roll we're still up in kills listen cutie what level am i this is an objective game what level am i i don't know not 16 yet well hold tab alright it's 12. give me four more levels she is playing as jinx the face of her channel oh my god nice okay camille is in the jungle i didn't see you come in neither today dominant for all but with the sunglasses on stands for have this whale jinx help judy scale are you cutie what the [ __ ] is judy there's this post on my red at one time it was like it was like does ludwig call it something like this love would call cootie blair or judy off stream i know judy's her real name but who we know something like that i don't remember what it was it was the funniest reddit post and then like jiren commented on it and he was like judy i that sounds like a lady [ __ ] comment even though it probably wasn't something like that it was something wrong i don't remember where what it was so funny there was one about swift too god i wish i could find it it made me laugh so hard [Music] is anyone even named judy anymore i swear to god they're getting a little bit up there in age i think no one is named judy no one has a child and they're like i'm naming her judy yeah it's all ants it's all ants we're judges all i answered one very famous judge oh [ __ ] yeah it's not a fun time over here thank you fred wow oh dinner crank the [ __ ] crank oh they're taking a bit oh [ __ ] ain't gonna be me oh my god oh my god okay i'm choking i'm joking i'm joking i'm choking i'm choking are you dead am i the only one alive i'm here my passing was awful the entire fight what are you doing kind of dancing i'm i have stress anxiety i don't like this i have stress anxiety no this is called performance anyway oh god i'm not there i'm not there that's interesting i was getting i was getting sectioned off on the other side that's okay we defended the tower oh top tippity top need somebody help chad remember that time i went to instacare like fairly recently oh [ __ ] they should go along amazing traps cuties nobody followed up though you did not stream it didn't happen it was like a month ago i went to instacare i said i was feeling like really disney and i got blood work done oh my god okay i need something that melts people i need mortal reminder oh i was staring at it anyway i want to say this carrot they took some blood work they never called me so finally i called them a month later and i was like yo was anything wrong with me and they were like yeah you had a uti and i was like what do i still have one they were like i don't know i was like okay so anyway you really said that though yeah that one i did really just just that one huh oh my god i'm dead oh i'm saved by the bark save by the park let's go team we should probably go baron let's just the three of us go baron i'm on the way tell everybody i'm on my way i am gonna kill this fat bar no he will give me a buff you're not even [ __ ] close to him this is never gonna happen i have tp started started started uh more damage to it it's taking a while oh god oh god oh god we're terrified i got her i got her i got her keep hitting there get in the mirror the whole team hasn't even here yes change or changer through the game you change your effort we're changing the dictionary we're changing the game we're changing everything changing the english language as we know it what even is a changer guys i'm changing the game i'm sure i'm changing it maybe next year i got my braces out i'm going to change my smile is cutie really good at league is your mom cool these are facts i'm like unless your mom's like abusive and then i'm sorry all right what the [ __ ] why would you even add that was that unnecessary like they think we are going to lose all of our hips because camille's a very cool player and champion huge fan of her work [ __ ] she went to bot lane oh so we should like this we should fight this mark's done thank you for four months wait let me get an item they're not fight without me i'm your big man i don't need a big man what you do you're dying sir i'm so angry you're so bad so angry sorry he's a big man like me so angry that was so lame dude i know this twitch is the worst guys though guys why are you there oh my god oh my god oh my god she's terrified she's terrified yeah uh honestly always my team is so [ __ ] useless it's amazing 400 damage to an auto fly riot dang it wow that was [ __ ] dreadful okay i know what i have to do i've started playing any champions mages suck ass i have this season i already have 10 la 10 losses 19 or 10 wins 19 losses tough thank you for the raid i appreciate that thank you thank you thank you was was that game an april fool's joke no it's a different day whatever let's just play one more all right i gotta play their champion let me can i check my inventory real quick yeah thanks toph thank you very much ask him like what he did on stream and stuff could you buy me some time buy you some time yeah i bought them champions what did you do on stream today toe oh that's good that's real good i hate that you're whispering that oh yeah just like that keep that going someone ban dom from the chat please next one is a win it's gotta be played some melee did some bomb defusal with atriox and coney what's bomb defusal that's what the game is called dude atriox little lil i'ma say it stream [ __ ] he's all over the place cutie i know he's always with new people oh i've played that game keep talking nobody explains i played it um i played it with uh minx it's not a bad thing it's a good thing actually that he's streaming with a lot of different people yeah we love slots right yeah yeah okay i would disagree that streaming with specifically me makes you easy i would disagree that no no he's well he streamed with me last night and then he was with you last or tonight you know with ludwig tomorrow i was just like jeez adriac does that make you into eskimo streamers we're eskimo streamers oh my god we're eskimo streamers tof this is exciting oh it just hit me i'm gonna buy the guy that keep banning and just play it i'm gonna play for the first time and probably just wait because he's so easy oh this is exciting okay this feels like an awful idea no no this is it this is the big one okay i'm coming back to the party here we go okay this is a win i have to cut myself off of league at 1 am because we have to go finish a cake oh i'm making a tof i'm making a um jisu's birthday cake it's almost done how many hours you put in this game i don't want to talk about it too many too many to be as bad as i am you know i think i could actually play with you on my main account well i think you're my my elo is decayed enough where we can actually queue up yeah ben tate thank you for the sub rank challenger seven i play jinx is cheesecake a pie or a cake it's a cheesecake [ __ ] it's a pie i've read every question you've asked i read my chat people think i don't read my chat i read my chat yeah i'm not that gay i promise i didn't read your username and sorry oh jesus christ is pancake a cake it's a freaking pancake i'm sick you people i even read the ones you delete i'm working on not doing that though how come no one's made a pan pie before what how come no one's made a pan pie before what are you i don't like it how come nobody has made a pant pie before i hate that you're talking to me like that no it's like man shut up thank you cynical brit like pancake but instead it's a pan i just don't know why you said it which is such a gusto you piss me off jesus i don't like you put so much emphasis on the goo and gusto i thought you're saying goofy you don't say gusto with much gusto could you really thought a baker would be equipped for this question but i just you were just yelling it like a buffoon and so yeah i didn't understand a buffoon with gusto also they banned my younes so now i have to play oreana it's yon um actually if you look at the champion spotlight they say god i hate i hate riot this is pretentious [ __ ] dude where the [ __ ] will you make my phone cast martin that is so cool thank you see that's all i needed just a friend in chat really yeah i could have told you that why didn't you i asked you three years yelling like a buffoon eye well you kept saying what you clearly couldn't hear me on a floss with this paintbrush okay i have like this little thing yeah go get it yeah i can't get it why not no i'm like missing it you know that bar you get behind your teeth when you get your braces taken off yeah print retainer yeah i hate it yeah i have two i always get stuff stuck in it also i had no clue that was a thing until you get one and then you're like everyone has one and yeah yeah everyone has one no they don't you gotta sign up they don't tell you they're like yeah get braces for two years and you'll be good and then my [ __ ] charming dentist of an orthodontist man is like oh oh buddy you're almost there you're doing so good keep wearing those bands for me man okay oh man i'm feeling good about myself and then he's slapping things on doesn't even ask me yeah he doesn't even ask they just throw him on there i'm like wait what i'm like what the [ __ ] are you when do these come off oh damn did you you can just lost behind him oh oh forever he's like ha ha good one yeah pay him thousands of dollars six underscore 9x thank you nice that was a nice sub good question jello cheese when is the baking a pan pie stream wow sorry jello i don't know why she said that to you it's really rude but i appreciate you [ __ ] i can't get my screens situated what the [ __ ] is wrong with you why did you have to do that every day leave pops up on the wrong screen for some goddamn reason hold on do you have your other monitors at the primary yes do you not want that to be primary i'm confused yes then just change it but then everything's backwards what the i just wanted for lead no backwards minions have spawned good answer tony oh wait tony was talking about his chip tooth i was talking about being too poor to flip my screens [ __ ] yeah meet you tony he do you're that guy the party just says haha yeah saying but he's not listening i kind of the only downside about me having 6 000 subs right now is me saying i'm too poor feels like kind of rude yeah and i like i love the me being two poor jokes all right everyone stop stopping anyway let's all chip our teeth in solidarity with tony or your fake friend guys basically if you don't get more subs it's not worth it no i hate it here man can we get some hearts in the chat if you love this streamer am i right guys gifted subs i love that floppo thank you thank you for the 10 gifted a new stream record oh god oh god oh god who is this guy i'm playing against whoa quinn think of the five gifted yeah 6k that's a new record i mean every sub from here on out is a new record until we drop a bunch what's in my time and it's not um did i say your name one quillian sorry quilly i'm really bad at names it's not fortnite friday stop it [Music] i didn't say it right again dom will you look at the person's name and tell me how to say it uh first type in chat it's quillian well obviously you don't want to say it i'm not taking your word for it okay it's brilliant that's how i say it it is quill and oh geez like he's chilling but he's quilling quill and oh gee [Music] dude i'm struggling you always are who is this guy i'm playing again no it's it's not a guy brand or aphelius it's isn't it isn't that losing twice oh no that's a guy it is some emo guy who's this emo guy i'm playing against yes lucian's wife i don't know which one's more offensive to lucian the emo guy or the fire monster being his wife well i know brand isn't no one in chat is saying what [ __ ] champ this is piss me off chat don't you play league no i'm just here for the ride it's ophelia's i said it the hell oh my god we're so scared okay my lane is [ __ ] oh you got him [Music] oh god doctor almost died oh yeah oh they have a yi gg dude master yeast as i call it have i tried wild rift no oh my gosh why haven't they made a baker yi skin and call it master yeast riot games you can hire me whenever you're ready oh you said you i don't know this is an awful name i mean it's not like the yeast is for baking you know it's not like yeah i know it's not like that okay all right it's not like his yeast i did maybe you should explain to me more about his yeast well you see he uses his yeast to make pan pies that's what he says i have not seen godzilla vs kong is this a new movie it is new yeah this trailer is all over the damn website right now oh i'm so sick of this i'm [ __ ] this one is not looking too good an enemy you did not come to my lane to feed cutie i got a double kill [ __ ] you weren't even okay are you gonna post a pic of your panda cake on twitter it's an elephant is there a due date for you to finish that by is it happy today huh is that the cake you're working on at 1am no that is for a birthday tomorrow i don't have time to finish tomorrow so i need to finish tonight it's already baked i just there's just the deta it's just detailed oh [ __ ] she's done so so oh show okay i just need to stay under tower there's nothing i can do here oh we're listening to the devil's music again on the holiest of thursdays i sign more whiny thanks invite me to league next time you play league i don't know you play nico have you heard the game nico dancers by any chance have you heard of the game nico dancers by any chance nina thank you for the raid you love league okay we can play sometime we should play a better game though i guess that's my issue with doing collabs i'm always waiting for the next better thing to do i love feeding you did get triple that's a little tough no she's never heard of the game you go dancing dang i thought maybe you'd invented it you should try to get sponsored by nico dancing niko i really need a new anyway thank you for the raid i really really appreciate it and anyone from my channel if you haven't checked out niko you should check her out oh my god this is bad dom it's 5 13. um it's okay no it's not it's the worst that could happen um it could be better it's 5 15. spirits up gang night nico thank you for the raid just wait until i hit 16. this is [ __ ] because i was supposed to be playing my new cool yonah character and you got banned maybe next time kid was so supportive oh [ __ ] thank god give me some help come on nothing's in range how am i out of mana already i just got delayed oh my god let me get no cs time to find a new friend i hate it here dude it makes you feel any better i'm sure your support does too yeah i have 34 cs at 11 minutes oh yeah a new record oh dragon's going up and i'm gonna go over there and say hello would you like to join me no wow okay thought we were partners here i need to just be a farmer simulator for the next 12 years i hate the smell of a sneeze i can't get out of my nose you just should smell my friend really you yeah to go to a doctor somebody call a doctor but not for me wait i'm where did [Music] oh my god where am i i zoned out and walked on in daddy back no i'm embarrassing him i don't know if i was already lame oh [ __ ] really i'm dead what the [ __ ] is happening to me [ __ ] i forgot to send molina three recipe for cake doesn't she need that she's gonna bake it huh she might need that she's gonna bake it yeah she does need it have you you should send that to her i need to send it to her before i go to bed tonight okay chat chat thanks you didn't remind her elena's a very productive morning person though you see you're right he's gonna come on you and i'm gonna be here for backup but like you you he has to go to you not me oh he's on the minion that's fine get the tower oh god oh you're dead and i i'm sorry to see it i hate to see it really we hate to see that it hurts our friends and our family oh god this guy's just free farm in this tower no fiora don't go down there i need the thing i should actually go top okay i just need to go and farm i great 50 cs 16 minutes she's amazing keep it up proud of you [Music] i don't mind if i keep going [Music] is um i don't know you should just kind of keep pressure because we are still skirmishing all right [Music] i killed him get that tower and they get the [ __ ] out if you don't get on that wave just run okay you got it back not that bush oh no oh that's a crazy bush i thought he was going down the river does she make it does she make it does she make it does she oh oh my god the balls the balls on the lady huh i never seen him that big oh not on a lady we have it not anywhere and i've seen a lot of balls would i rather be would i'd rather be mastered here in league or be able to play any song on the electric guitar i would oh or this song on the electric guitar or any song i think he's still played she's a master no one likes the electric car damn you just lost this just okay i really need some farm is margot robbie your spiritual animal if i could look like margaret robbie i would sell my firstborn i think you added an extra syllable to her name am i gonna go robby me and my girls go way back i'm [ __ ] starting fights but i can't finish without team love my tea oh god don't particularly want the smoke if you know y'all get that i'm gonna get this i got it my money has been my money and i got it now 877 cash now we actually have a dragon that's cool i didn't know we had a dragon when did we get one of those listen we're on the up and up okay i guess so once about blowing stuff i need to get some of this farm over here oh where are they going are they setting up her beard my blue buff i think biggies i'm going to find you piggies okay i need it i don't like it was cool for a little bit oh if you're uh you might be doing some cool girls i don't know if yours could actually carry this whole damn game wait a minute wait a minute hold up wait a minute let me put some luda in it that was cool did you come up with that yeah that was sick if y'all don't help with this bear and i'm trying to get there all things high and mighty there will be hell to pay oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god i didn't help with the [ __ ] baron i hate him i hate him i [ __ ] hate him oh boy oh boy i'm getting trapped not today i'm not sure what to do about it should i uh a little late she was yep okay yoda i'm trying to care to [ __ ] okay we gotta get that dragon oh god good oh good old oh god oh [ __ ] that does so much [ __ ] damage dude it just keeps burning holy [ __ ] rank is silver 100 lp and no that does not mean gold four didn't hit gold don't let her fool you she was gold in a pre-season once and i think that's cool i'm proud of my mom no no that doesn't count dude i don't know what to do with myself i don't even have 100 cs yet holy [ __ ] yeah i mean i was trying to pretend like it was okay in the past but it is getting control [Music] uh we have a 3v4 in our hands which is good for us [ __ ] this tree just [ __ ] this tree i'm so sick this [ __ ] tree being so [ __ ] cocky okay focus the guy in the back when it comes then holding it in the back on the back on the back you got there you got there yeah good good i'm so slow yeah he probably gets away just focus the wave here you got po pushing tops you keep pushing mid right i suspect they said one to you oh but you can still fight him you still fight him you know you get health he sucks okay now there's two others uh you clear that way when you leave by the way you go straight to the jungle you look for a blue buff it's probably not there you back you backfio you [ __ ] crazy lunatic jeez okay if that's not there then you go straight to bot lane if it's there okay get that and then go bot lane nice done with the comms [Music] yeah once i get ruined there's a much better game i just haven't gotten there yet because i'm poor what are you like doing i'm not there i know you're going to go it's not like this not right now okay or i can get how much do i cost i mean i'm pretty poor you could probably afford me but i mean i'd rather you did it i'm crazy i hate that i'm not here is oh [ __ ] she's doing it again and by it i mean winning i kind of hate that that worked but we went for it i guess dragon is up in 10 let's see if we can get in hip tower if not keep dragging up i'm not afraid of him ninjas are going to take a hot minute no that's fine we get this okay we gotta wake up [Music] we're just gonna tower i think maybe a kill right here kill him and then back off uh soon you might get that yeah not worth it now let's just go let's go let's go leaving we're leaving bye see you next year kids oh nice very nice yeah because that would have definitely been a death for any hit probably all three of us and then they get barren so now we can test baron um you need to just don't don't show bottom you need to walk away that far because they see bottom of your bearing wait what don't go bottom you'll come back so um the jungler's dead but we have to give up baron i think what you're doing is fine right now um they're not all gonna be barren so they still get it but i'm coming up i mean maybe we get one if they chase you if the tree chases you you might have big problems jimmy do not [ __ ] scout by yourself okay i'm here i'm looking see if i can steal okay at least drag us down for three minutes we can outweigh baron baron lasts four minutes looks like you're going for a pick on the tree and it's backing off okay uh as fclear just one wave call me meet up with us yeah we should just be careful why is feel so deep i don't know she's looking forward the opposite way i don't see this bush actually so uncomfortable oh god they're on me i'm dead i'm not dead okay they're right here they're all here b.o is being crazy she got oh juice juice crust no juice crust it's totally thursday come on i don't think i'm a good multitaster by any means you're making dinner right now would you put down the skillet i'm trying to do it again classic pan pie okay here we go who's cutie's favorite pro uh bjergsen but he retired so no one coach beer he's coaching now do you know that coach how hot is that okay well i have a boyfriend so like oh you could say objectively that a man is hot i think that's fine okay chat just to be clear i'm very single i don't want any of you thinking i'm taking my dms open this tree's going to find me wait not of me i'm into them there we go that's the cream baby that's the wait who's winning this like oh they are they are we didn't focus the right thing yeah true true so true oh yeah this is gg for sure i think so i'm gonna knock her up in 15. if we got another wave of supers that's unfortunate that sucks i don't know we played a good game though we had a good comeback i'm not too sad about it oh so sick of losing this game dude this season's hardest falls i don't know why i can barely win 10 wins 20 losses it's insane [Music] what am i at 21 23. damn all right well we're gonna go into the kitchen boys so stay right here i'm not gonna raid anyone uh i will go ahead say bye chat bye cutie bye goodbye guys bye dom already hung up all right we tried um i'm gonna go just stay here give me five minutes after pee and [ __ ] and then um i don't [ __ ] i have to pee i'll i'll message melina before i go to bed um i'm not going to bed yet i have to go finish a cake and i don't know where my phone is so i can't do literally anything um but we're gonna go into the kitchen and finish a cake um and then we'll go to bed um you're so dumb if anyone wants to follow dom uh there he is in chat click on his profile and go give him a follow he is a longtime friend all right i'll see you guys in the kitchen we're gonna finish this cake it should only take us maybe two hours all right see you guys later just like literally 5-10 minutes bye |
what's up i'm on time your clock is just fast [Music] [Music] i'm looking at splunky tips i guess you can just watch with me [Music] it's happening today cosmic ocean lavender dove thank you so much for the 12 months why is the sound not going hello sound [Music] yo what's up what's up everybody um i'm seeing alerts i'm not hearing alerts uh let me try stuff i'm in the middle of a splunky long run can you delay the stream i'll pause it maybe that you can hear the music right i wonder if like streamlabs reset stuff or something hi park sir [Music] subscriptions [Music] enabled spam security i don't know i don't know what's going on um [Music] hello hello hello what's up everybody happy thanksgiving y'all as you can see i am celebrating it by playing video [Music] games the way thanksgiving was meant to be played finally able to catch up hey douglas i don't know what i don't know why it wasn't yelling at me what's up y'all chill splunky today made the cosmic ocean a couple times nice yeah i really wanna i really wanna knock it out because i know i can do it and i don't know how much splunky i'll play past that but there's a bunch of different like game challenges i wanna do um and this is the current one i want to knock out first it's not that hard dude [Music] time to lose all our money and of course we will gamble don't worry we'll gamble yo whatever thanksgiving to all into all the moist turkey very moist all right quick pull quick pull quick pull quick pull let's see i know not all of you are american but i'm pretty sure all of you can at least give an opinion on this food option time to lose more points smile is turkey overrated it's not very good it's usually dry even when it's not dry it's not very flavorful go for ham or chicken literally anything else why does everybody suddenly pretend like we like turkey on thanksgiving nobody is like pounding turkey all year long also as your manager my payment is overdue and in charging a late fee fine i'll go over here like if it's a food if a holiday relies on a food being a long time youtube subscriber and three month sub your content is always amazing and thank you for teaching of ascension thanks ed i appreciate it if a food is actually good people will just eat it all the time year round okay if a holiday relies on just this one day of making a big deal then like come on it's not it's not that good i can't why can't i give you a prime you oh use prime sub well it's harder to use a prime sub now i guess anyway congratulations uh you 76 percent of you are correct mods can you ban anybody who voted no please but everybody else wins all right eddie i gifted you a sub congratulations that should tie you over for another couple months this is why i pay you the big primes [Music] sorry everybody love this chicken's better any like any other meat is better any other meat and to entertain myself while i heal thanks connor um like any any other meat like any other meat dude nobody eats turkey like constantly yeah at a deli like turkey meat is the last thing that people get it's bad it's not good i don't like turkey i've been eating a lot of meat because of keto and i can i can tell you with a lot of confidence turkey's very overrated jesus take the wheel thank you lady jen forgive the sub i appreciate it anyway what's up i usually eat ham i always eat ham i literally don't get any turkey how many glow in the dark duck duck plushies am i legally allowed to buy before my dog divorces me because i couldn't afford turkey yeah how can i oh you're not allowed to see [Music] he is coming in two hours thanksgiving also i guess his stem is invisible yeah two hours the the new uh plushy drops why is the chat on top of me doesn't make sense it's only when you deep fry it well that's just because it's deep fried that's not because it's turkey you can deep fry anything the other day actually that makes sense the other day i just fried chicken skin it was really good but that makes sense because chicken skin is what i wonder is doug will acknowledge me this time also rigged thanks eric son we have like two pounds of stuffing left over stuffing's the best part of the meal all right let's settle this real quick happy thanksgiving doug best food great content especially over the last two stressful years hey you're welcome thank you thank you thank you uh and even if you're not american you don't have thanksgiving dinners that are traditional like art you've okay turkey ham if you haven't had like american thanksgiving usually it's slices of ham with gravy uh what else stuffing is the best bro thank you for the ten gifted subs and boba please thank you the five gifted subs thank you thank you thank you thank you okay yeah pumpkin hey i'll put pie together thanks for streaming on this holiday love you bro oh yeah rolls hey thank you i'll just say bread rolls of varying kinds mashed potatoes sweet potatoes i don't feel like sweet potatoes are like a i'll put mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes together just potato dishes gravy do you want gravy like by itself yeah cranberry sauce is a big one for sure alex rod thank you for the two years yorkshire pudding that's not a real thing is that a real thing pretend this is a chicken scream happy christmas doug duck spoons up guys this is a a god-fearing patriotic football drinking american stream okay i don't know what yorkshire pudding is i don't know what you eat in in old england all right but we're talking about an american thanksgiving dinner i've never even heard of that five merchants yorkshire pudding is great how do you not know of green beans all right we'll just do a broad casserole it's so good i mean this does actually look something like something i would love your desk is a thank you dude i just like opportunities to yell about america all right anything i'm like definitely oh yeah mac and cheese is a common one beans are beans that common of a thanksgiving i don't i feel like i don't see beans that off i'll put beans but you can't vote for beans if you're just a general bean lover it's gotta be like beans in the context of thanksgiving dinner it's a lovely place donuts for no no this isn't just what foods you like this is what is the best food in a thanksgiving dinner corn yeah corn's pretty good i'm taking out beans thank you so much for making mine and everyone else's lives so much better i haven't been able to make streams recently but i'm glad to know you're doing well hey thanks so much i appreciate it looking cute today duggan chat lester spaghetti people don't have spaghetti at thanksgiving look we're talking about a god-fearing beard drinking football watching american thanksgiving dinner all right potato salad we have potatoes mashed potatoes sweet potatoes just put it in there mcdonald's dog cheese sure beer all right you can vote for up to three what is the bet what is the best thanksgiving food jesus take the wheel bobo and bro thank you again for the subs i appreciate it beer is not really i mean it is an integral part of jesus take i mean i i grew up doing thanksgiving in texas where you literally just have a shitload of meats everybody was sitting around drinking beer watching football it was some american ass thanksgiving dinners that's what's in my brain when i'm thinking of like an american ass thanksgiving dinner the only good i got a texan ranch delights i have never had a turkish light turkey is not a great meat but turkey smothered in gravy is [ __ ] wonderful well again that's because of gravy right saying like i don't know man what's a good example of this happy to be here fellas i'm trying to think i'm trying to explain your food opinion without food like with something isn't food but i can't the point is that you can put gravy on anything and it's fine right you could put gravy on any of the ingredients in this thing and they would taste good i really enjoyed his new breath of the wild randomizer video i'm gonna go bench his speed drums now please do i also was watching his randomizer speed run a little bit this morning while i was eating wait wait so what's actually i didn't i haven't looked at this yet that randomizer looks awesome i want to do something with it yo sexual harassment panda thank you for the 22 i'm sorry you got you got muted because you swore in your thing happy thanksgiving what is wrong with you mashed potatoes and sweets you seem to have a lot of those on the channel wanted to support you without having to cut going to the blue penis rocket fund that is the best way doing well thanks sexual harassment panda bro thank you thanks happy thanksgiving to you too okay can uh mods can you guys ban everybody who voted for potatoes is the best thing this is insane you're all insane [Music] 17 like stuffing is the number one stuffing was the correct answer all right mod span anybody who didn't vote for stuffing is one of their options please thanks for the laughs oh um sorry i just went bunny suit 12 months after thanks for the 12 months uh okay well how else did this go beer that's fine i guess mac and cheese is very delicious cranberry sauce should have been higher that's incorrect gravy should be higher that's incorrect this is way way way too high bread rolls should also win stuffing i like bread stuffing and bread rolls are the highest i'm glad not everybody's obsessed with pie we're on the same page the pie is overrated turkey actually got one more vote than ham so what i'm going to do is i'm going to shut down my stream and ban all of you forever we're done this is unacceptable ham is the best food ever um no one likes riley mods just banned somebody forever [Music] unbelievable mac and cheese is overrated i don't like it that much but i get why it's really really loved i get that okay eddie banned jenny good as long as somebody gets put to the stake we're fine oh anyway stuffing is so bad you are insane you are insane it's the best food or what it's called all right stuffing is an example of why don't people eat that all the time all year long it's it's that's the exact opposite of what i was saying earlier where people only eats turkey on thanksgiving but stuffing should be everywhere all the time stuffing should be in every meal like why is there not stuffing constantly i'm jewish eating pork is against my religion that's fair but like but like did you vote turkey usa usa damn right but but like there was like 10 other options there just because you can't eat pork does not mean that turkey is good that's just that's just true right that doesn't suddenly make turkey a delicious meal because ham isn't available amazing like if lebron james gets injured and you can't have him on your basketball team that doesn't make me good at basketball i still suck ass okay you want stuffing on your basketball team stuffing is kosher just got back to the channel after leaving for a while loving the spelunky content i may have forgotten i have a twitch sub for a couple months hey i appreciate the sub thanks for the support high 100 percent oh i can understand why people like pie i i just i can't have like sweet foods i have a hard time eating a lot of so pi i have like two bites and i love those two bites and then by the third one i'm like i'm gonna go for more stuffing stuck at home i mean with my husband out of town and in for a lonely holiday thank you so much for streaming and bringing joy to people like me you're a real one and i hope you have a great holiday season hey you too i make him er and green bean casserole i believe it green like casserole can be pretty good turkish delight sucks it tastes like soap what is in it i'm just weird with sweet food i can't like i can't have like gummies or anything that's like just straight up sugar um like what desserts do i like for best dish like brownies i can eat a lot of but if you're talking like this sort of thing or or any i don't know this looks like it's just pure sugar mac and cheese is better with penne noodles yeah i could see that they make them in all fruit flavors what what is it made of though gel of starch and sugar so it's just sugar basically it seems i get to redo on my sub anniversary so happy thanksgiving from australia done hey thanks cryptic i appreciate it turkish light is freaking amazing i mean i do i would try it i'd love to try it i generally go for pastries though like my favorite my favorite thing probably ever is croissants also happy thanksgiving rosa she is the reason so many families gather this time of year you know rosa was at the original thanksgiving that's how old she is um that's why keto a to you a to you hey thanks biz keto has been wonderful for me the past six months but god i miss pastries so much pastries pizza you can't afford noodles potatoes dim sum dim sum's the best food on the planet happy gratitude thanks laurel appreciate it all right should we uh boot up splunky i think like normal will uh this is incorrect by the way i think like normal we're gonna do me playing splunky i'm gonna try to get to cosmic ocean which is the secret end world at the very end which you have to do a whole bunch of crap in a row without dying and if you die you go back to the very beginning and we can swap off where then you guys take a run if i mess up you can have five lives and if you can beat a single level we'll give some subs that way we're still alternating but uh yeah let's do it i'll boot it up i'm the annoying vegetarian at the table yeah this is just mine i mean chill in my mind slaps and if anyone disagrees i will personally give them two healthy doses of these hands just stuff them with your hands yeah we'll do bets and stuff in my mind chill stream just means i'm like mostly playing a video game rather than some challenge which is like extremely uh demanding or whatever that's all i mean by chill stream it's just you and me watching me play video games badly chill uh ain't no rule says a stuffing can't play basketball [Music] i can't believe speaking of playing basketball [Music] i showed this last stream [Music] oh damn dude somebody got a new world record sub 10 minutes thanksgiving doug on easy endless mode 16 levels that's crazy dude this is a super competitive category [Music] [ __ ] i'm sorry i missed i missed you that was but thank you for 16. and here's us a brisk 14 minutes slower than everybody else [Music] and i wrote i checked the rule book and ain't no rule says a twitch chat can't speed run mario maker but like delight but you can it feels like you should decline this to be honest like look i'm happy that that this is accepted and we're on the board but i don't feel like we should i should be allowed to submit speed runs where i'm not playing the game at all like i'm happy with the decision but this doesn't feel legitimate at all um doug it says cranberry sauce hello douglas douglas i must say that if potatoes are so great then why did they become inedible in ireland in the 1800s well they're like diamonds that's why people like them so much it's all just a mind game last month so i guess i'm stuck here now thanks for the awesome streams and other content type it never fails to brighten my days hey thank you i appreciate it y'all are very kind adversary i hope your day has been well also mashed potatoes is the best dish for thanksgiving [Music] 15 months spot [Music] why is he wearing shoes look i haven't seen when did airbud come out i want to watch you haven't had mac and dog cheese 1997. um no we're still working on the uh recipe why is he wearing shoes has anybody watched airbud recently the movie where a dog plays basketball i would think that this would make him worse also do they make shoes that are that small canine checking in what the heck's going on here i'll handle this josh do the timberwolves want to substitute a dollar i can't believe the mods didn't say what the heck's going on member of the team he practices with the team he travels with the team you're checking your rule book but you won't find anything in there that says a dog can't play he's right ain't no rules says dog can't play your team might get beat by a dog god okay if i ever so i've actually thought about this if i ever want to quit content creation right dogs that wear shoes cannot walk properly because they're not used to it yeah i don't i'm pretty sure hey guys i'm actually a little cautious about playing random people's videos like dude he's not he's not going to be better no another dog he's not going to be better with shoes so i've thought about that thanksgiving doug hey you too if i ever decide to quit content creation um i want to go out by just destroying the channel you know what i mean like like just do a stream where i like just stream the avengers you know like go out with a bang um so one good one maybe it like if we kind of hit the end of the rope like if like how about like every s every stream right at the beginning we kind of vote right and we're just like should doug retire time to pack it in and if like 99 of people vote yes we're just like all right we've run its course doug doug we're going to wind it down and uh you know move on and it's been a good run right so very had 99 so then what we'll immediately do is we'll switch to a fad to a fat albert and air bud stream like a simultaneous cast and we just have movie night up until twitch and youtube banned me like that's how we would go out with some with a bang dude [Music] only more than half of my audience wants me to retire i'll check in every day with you guys don't worry i want to make sure i don't just i don't want to be like like an old person who's driving like way past when it's safe you know i need people around me to take my license okay maybe what we'll do is we'll get an official like youtuber license that you guys can revoke and then and if you ever vote if you ever fully vote yes then um then i just have to pack it in legally i wonder okay parks are you here let's get let's get park sir to set up like a lawyer contract for us anyways uh it's blunky live by twitch die by twitch yeah exactly oh i didn't close the thing all right sorry we're not retiring yet very cool are you prepared to throw all you have made away i mean i don't want to that would be dumb once a day seems like too much look i don't genuinely think you guys would all force me to retire anytime soon but that way it keeps me it keeps it exciting you know but any day i could be fired start a dictatorship but all who voted yes don't worry we're keeping we're keeping tabs on everybody every month you know this wasn't meant to be a real thing where you guys are like actually determining the fate of my youtube channel it's more of a joke and the fact that you're trying to make sure that like it's not too often leads me to believe that you genuinely think you should retire me in the next couple months like it was a joke i mean i do think it'd be funny if i ever wanted to quit to like go out with as explosive of a method as possible or was it it's just your response is a little concerning you're fired get out of my stream [Music] god i far the farts are so loud i the volume does not appear to like work on the farts you ever thought about 401k like the concept of it i'm self-employed i don't have a 401k you underestimate us uh volume's good okay sure all right um hey mods are you here wait what's the current bet oh it's if doug starts on time is there a mod here wants to do predictions because if not i can just do them what do you want the prediction to be um where's the i need the splunky tips and tricks over here i can do them um how far was i getting last time i was getting to like neo babylon right i think i was getting neo babylon and dying there so basically for people who don't know there's like seven worlds that have to get through to get to the secret end world or the you're fired damn it that's right i'm gonna keep working let's see if anybody notices usually die in tide pool okay so i think we can do do i get past neo-babylon so basically the first world is the caves i've got the name of the dreams a lot but you're asking me to pick you over fat albert so the issue is not that you want me to retire it's that you want me to do you want to watch fat albert together and that's worth my entire career um so first it's caves then i go to volcano so that's the second world i have to go through then tide pools which is like a water level then it is an ice level for one stage and then you go to neo babylon which is the fourth one which is really insane and dangerous and if you get past neo babylon with your flying lion boy then you can get into sunken city and if you go through sunken city then you go to cosmic ocean that's what i'm trying to do that whole chain so neo babylon is the fourth one in the chain and if i get i guess we should reframe it do i get to sunken city [Music] because right now getting too near babylon yeah that's fine we'll leave it there the first one it'll just be do i get to neo babylon if chat wanted to retire you the existence of votes wouldn't do any difference chatters access to twitter and hashtags that would be cool if you if we like try to cancel me like we coordinate seeing what happens if you guys all try to like all say you're done with me on twitter like we don't we don't like like nothing happens but we just keep alluding that like something happened and we see if just by having like thousands of us say how bad doug is and that we're no longer watching him maybe we can like write some fake articles and stuff and share them just about like how i'm losing sponsorships and stuff like like we never clarify what i did but we see if we can just get everybody to turn on me that'd be awesome [Laughter] god that's such a good idea there's so many there it's there's so many funny options if i ever want to just nuke the youtube and twitch like if i want to nuke my career there's so many good options if i get to that point i'll make sure to consult with you guys and we can spend like a week or two just planning like what is the funniest possible way to just destroy everything that i've built maybe okay okay what about this what if i make a video and i apologize i know i already made a joke about it but like i make a twitter video that's just like a kind of generic apology like call me carson came back recently and he like uh he made a video that was just like i'm just trying to move on and here's what i'm going to move on he didn't like specifically talk about what he was accused of doing and and specifically what happened right like i just apologize and we get as many people as possible to reply to that like really being like i just don't think i can like move on from this like you know i wish him the best or whatever um and then see what happens we see if anybody else notices or cares at all god that's a really good idea all right let's keep that in the back of my head in the in our heads and then maybe for an upcoming like punishment like for some sort of upcoming stream if we ever need a good idea to like really punish me if i lose then it will be we try to like fake cancel me god so i'm so excited about that [Music] doing a bunny suit no no it can't be because right now the only apology video that i have on the second channel that's like obviously a joke right i'm in a made out it's got i thought you were a better person i'm sorry the thing is it's got to be something that's it feels really sincere to the point that like anybody coming by would be like whoa what did he do but we just don't answer and we could even say like out of respect out of respect to the victim i don't want to say victims that's bad ella would be like out of respect to those involved i don't like i don't want to spread any details that's what you guys can say in response to anybody who asked what did he do the apology videos should be apologizing for something in the background should just completely contradict your apology like what's like something is going on in the background we also need what we have to do is get like a really really long chain of quote tweets right so it's like one of those things where it's like i i can't you quote like somebody says i can't believe doug did this and then you quote him and say like it's really disappointing i've watched doug for a long time and somebody else quote tweets that so then it's just this like hundreds long chain like you have to just keep adding onto the chain and we could do it on stream to make sure that it's like hundreds of tweets long and that way like maybe the very last one is what we all like spread and retweet so that anybody who's trying to figure out what's going on we're like look just look at the quote tweets like it explains it at the end and then people have to follow this like incredibly long chain that is that never goes anywhere can we loop it can could the light no no because it has to be chronological i was wondering if we could get somebody like locked in a circle that's like 200 tweets long god this could work this could be really good all right let's just keep cooking this in the background out of respect for the alphabet crew i don't want to go into the details [Music] i can't believe you want to try to assassinate rosa my god i would never [Music] i'd make twitter just for the cause god this is so funny i can't do it today because i have to promote a plushie [Music] i'll send you the tv show later all right you're trying to delete rosa yeah the first tweet is deleted yeah that's really good all right sean i think he's got it okay so we'll plan out a chain what we'll do is we'll make like an excel spreadsheet right that's like 200 log everybody picks their slot in the chain right and then the first person goes and then everybody just keeps quote retweeting stuff all the way down but the first one we delete and we just keep referencing such a good idea but the way you've acted since is just deplorable yeah like every quote tweet in the chain says something like that oh god we have to do this do we get to see the promo for the plushie i'm it's the plushie launches at four so in an hour and a half you can also edit the treats you send so once you tweet just edit it so it's all in an endless loop you cannot edit tweets you need a i hashtag dude i can't do this right now i'm supposed to like help promote this plushie for this company my sincerest apologies go to the entire global cheese industry it can't it can't have any references to inside jokes so people think it's serious it has to come off as serious i do think hiring an actual lawyer is a good idea like if the if it's like a if i post a letter like it from an actual law firm um that could be really good doug doug is done done but it can't come off as too it's too jokey oh [ __ ] okay sorry before we start another another thing i need to uh i've been meaning to ask y'all just answer everyone with i don't want to talk about it i think it's got to be more like guys i really i really just want to move on at this point and i understand if people like don't want to continue watching my content but i just need to move on you can't say anything is there like some country we can hire to start a case against me that's a good idea too after finding out what you did it feels like we never knew the real doug [Laughter] god i love this idea so much oh uh okay this is not you're gonna get really canceled well i don't have like sponsorships and stuff okay okay okay wait wait here's what we're gonna do yo that's a good idea okay i haven't been doing sponsorships god for like a year i've and even g fuel is like the only one so i've done i've done like almost no sponsorships like two years i've done one in two years i'm not counting the plushie it's not really a sponsorship um so maybe what we do is we inside is i do a new like ongoing sponsorship with somebody and then we immediately start this cancel campaign and see if the company will will will end the sponsorship right because because enough people could like tweet them and be like did you hear that doug did this and we see just like enough like social media pressure that they just like they just canceled the sponsorship just because god that's so funny so i okay i'll keep i'll keep my eyes out for a sponsorship i don't really want and then um and then we'll do we'll just try to get it canceled you're ruining your job prospects now he's fine oh rage shadow legends it has to be ongoing it has to be a like a partnership right because rage i mean also rape challenges is not gonna [ __ ] care dude um but like it can't just be like they pay me money i make a video and then this happens afterwards because at that point like you know they're there so it has to be like somebody that i partner with ongoing but also somebody who i don't like because i would feel bad [ __ ] with their whoever would have to deal with it you know hi bobbin just sponsor the apology video [Laughter] the magnesium company i don't think they would do an ongoing partnership there there are some sketchy companies i don't like oh there's some nft companies who are trying to i think they're trying to do a one-off sponsorship okay okay that's good i'll keep my eye out because i've had two nft companies reach out and so i'll um i'll i'll like see if they'd be open to an on to a long-term partnership and i'll give them like a really good rate so i don't feel bad or anything um and then we'll see if we can get them to cancel it how are the what are you talking about eddie oh that's so good i actually hot take nfts i think are cool the currents the technology of nfts i think is interesting will lead to cool stuff the current implementation of nfts is all is incredibly scammy that's my opinion on it um but like that's the perfect company because i will say like the companies that reach out are like oh you could make money playing our game it's like no you're scamming people um so that would be a great company to try to get them to cancel me because the instant i lose a sponsorship from it i think it's great sell nfts of you apologizing oh nfts oh yeah nfts are a whole big topic nfts are bad for the environment nfts i've been researching them i don't think they're as bad as everybody thinks they're also not a good topic for me to talk at you guys i don't think this is a good medium for talking about them i agree that most almost everything with nfts right now sucks and it's just ponzi schemes but i think in the future it's like actually a very very cool concept that's gonna be badass right now they're very dumb ugh what if one of your followers are not in on it so they get the nft trusting you yeah that's the issue is like then i am supporting then i'm ostensibly supporting a shitty nft company which i don't want to do it's just a [ __ ] image so here here's what we're gonna do i'm gonna do a really really quick summary of nfts and why it's not the savior of the world and why it's not a total scam okay the whole concept of nfts uh the whole concept is that you can have digital ownership on the internet right now that's not a thing okay so you don't own any data anywhere it's like a company with their data center the idea with the nft the thing is cool so it can be spread out and the ownership is decentralized so that uh there isn't a company or a person which can own stuff um and instead individual people could actually have digital ownership so if you imagine a future if you've played vr chat if you imagine a future doug is a shill if you imagine a future where there is some like vr chat crazy virtual whatever reality world um it would make sense that you would want a way for people to own stuff without everything being controlled by a single company and as we move towards more digital future type stuff that makes sense you'll be able to own something in like an internet world in the same way that i can own a phone right and it's like mine and i own it nobody can take it away from me currently that doesn't exist with internet stuff um right now it's all owned by company so that's why i think technologically it's cool it's like a really cool idea yeah that's a good simple way of putting it nfts are a solution for a problem we don't have yet that's how i the simplest way i would probably phrase it what is the actual point of that god i don't get off in this too long and i'm not an expert or anything i've just been reading about it and talking to people recently trying to understand it um it's the idea that like you don't necessarily want companies to own everything right like if if you can extend our civilization forward 100 years and imagine like you know us living in like world of warcraft but it's like a real place that's open source and like this crazy open insane environment in the way that you wouldn't have imagined the internet you know 10 20 30 years ago you wouldn't have imagined like this right here where we're all sitting in a twitch chat room i think you can imagine some sort of digital sort of space in the universe and the idea that there is ownership which is not owned like which is not controlled by a company i think is really compelling um right now the use cases for that is pictures of monkeys which is [ __ ] stupid right that's not valuable at all and the monkeys aren't providing any value the only thing they're doing is just making people feel like they're missing out so spend a lot of money so all the current nfts i think are garbage and stupid shitty scams um but the concept as a technology i think is really cool and eventually we're gonna get to a point where interesting things um are going to be used for it that's my opinion why did this why did i start on this oh yeah the companies the whatever the sponsorships um it's like chargers without electronic advice now talk about how it doesn't matter because it's ruining the environment there's way more stuff ruining the environment than nfts the nfts is like crypto's not good for the environment but uh solving the current energy like crisis is going to help with that anyways plus there's like changes that for example ethereum is doing to to take less energy i think again i think it's sort of like temporary like right now nfts are wasting a lot of energy and they're scams in the future i think they will be uh there will be sustainable ways to to power them and it'll be interesting that's all why are you calling the monkeys because of the stupid board ape thing the most popular nfts are these pictures of monkeys which people are paying like millions of dollars for [Music] did you see pain money wubby's nft of his bathroom yeah i mean right now it's just it's just scams right it's just people saying like oh everybody should get in on this here here's here here's how here's how i think about it i mean that was pretty good by me here's here's how i've been thinking about it this may or may not be correct all this stuff is me just kind of brain farting by the way i'm i'm not an expert i don't really care very much about any of this stuff this is just my current thoughts uh there's a guy named beeple and this is this this is a digital artist who every day he makes like a instagram every day he makes a digital piece of art right and he's been doing this for like years it's like it's like crazy [ __ ] so every single day he makes his thing right and then he recently did an nft where he like minted i don't know it's like 600 of his pictures and somebody bought them for like 60 million dollars or something like that yeah i know i'm from corner that's that's how i know him as well from quarter crew and uh so somebody mentioned it for like so he basically said here's like 600 my pieces of art i'm turning them into an nft i'm making it like a special thing and i'm going to uh sell it right and that i think is cool because he created value first and then sold the value right he made something that people are really interested and passionate about and then said hey i'm going to sell this unique version of my art of the stuff that people already like art [ __ ] for your facehole i'm going to make i'm going to make it i'm going to sell this stuff that already is considered valuable right that i think is fine because you create value and then you can get people to pay for it most nfts right now are people doing this where they say hey i created a garbage [ __ ] piece of art no one cares about it or crypto punk is like the the these are like the most popular and expensive ones so what they did is they made like it's like 10 000 or something pieces of absolute dog [ __ ] that no one cares about nobody ever would pay anything for any of this art it's all crappy right and then they said hey we're making them scarce like only 10 000 people can buy them and the entire value proposition is that there aren't very many of them that's it they didn't first create value in something that people want and care about and then sell it all they're doing is saying hey the entirety of what we're doing is is limiting the supply if i go take 10 dumps on the sidewalk and i say these are the only 10 dumps i'll ever take on the sidewalk and you can buy them for 10 million i didn't create any value there i all i did was try to sell you [ __ ] right whereas if i made an nft of my youtube videos i'm not saying i'm gonna do this i wouldn't do this but like if i made it an nft like of my linkedin right i've already created something that people care about and that justifies people spending money and wanting to potentially trade it right whereas the entire premise here is like hey we took a dump on the internet but we're only taking 10 000 dumps so you have to buy one right now or you'll never get to buy one of our dumps and we're like i don't want your dump it's literally [ __ ] like it's this is awful anyway that's how i think about it it's like okay did you provide value of some kind okay well then you're justified in selling it if your entire proposition is is that there just isn't very much of it like there isn't a lot of poop in my colon right now that doesn't make it valuable you know so i don't know it's all kind of interesting though i think it's fun to meme about it [Music] and i'm sure there are many strong opinions about all this unfortunately twitch chat is not a great way to have a good discussion about this so i apologize for not being able to read and reply to all of your opinions about this yeah nft isn't the arch but a token that proves you own the art there's no way for nfts to ever have value it's a [ __ ] image again right now this is the implementation of it um so here god i don't want to talk about this very much the last thing i'll say with the board ape yacht code the meme right now is everybody like sees these and goes oh right click save as i stole your nft um but like the image is just one version of it the point is that you own it and there's proof that you own it so then what they're doing now and what i think is actually conceptually cool is they're throwing parties where you have to prove that you own one of the apes to go to the party it's like a real thing they like rented out some club in new york recently or whatever and i'm sure it's the single douchiest group of people ever put together in a club um but they they they basically said like hey we're it's not just that you're owning a picture right it's that that ownership gets you access to various things so again if you think about way in the future when there's virtual spaces you can think of an nft as like a ticket which gives you access to many different things you could think of it as a disney world season pass okay so it's not the picture of a disney world season pass that you care about it's the fact that by owning that thing you get access to many uh you know activities and groups and whatever else right that's how you should think about them think about them as a disney world season pass the picture of the disney world season pass is not very exciting nobody gives a [ __ ] about the picture anybody could take a right click save as image of your picture of your disney world season pass but only the person who holds the pass gets into disney world all right let's stop talking about this i don't i really know what i'm talking about anyway so i don't want to say dumb [ __ ] that is very wrong anyways but i can't go to disneyland with it yet uh i think i want to rename the second channel again [Music] i renamed it from dug dug dessert to dug dug detention and so far every single person who i've talked to about it has not been able to remember the name of the second channel so that leads me to believe this is not a good second channel name what should i rename the second channel we're not calling it dug dug nft duck duck wait that is really funny [ __ ] [Music] look i i'm gonna try to do more some more like casual highlight videos on the second channel so i want it to be like i'm not doing duggan nfts actual actual names that i'm considering doug doug doug i think it's fun uh i don't really want to do the dug hole because i wanted to i want doug doug to be like you want you want people to be able to able to remember your thing right doug [ __ ] i'm not calling it doug [ __ ] god nfc nfts is really funny i had a couple other oh yeah i like dog dog deluxe [Music] it i just want it to be really simple and easy to remember i don't want to do like weird memes because dug dug detention i think is clever but it's hard to remember i just want something that's super simple and easy to remember that's why probably i should just name it dug dug dug like i think everybody would remember dug dug dug [Music] doug doug is kind of funny but again i feel like i also have to i mean this is my job just just for people are aware like i eat and stuff using the money from my job so it is valuable for it to be easy to find doug doug jr it's kind of funny the doug house no i don't eat the videos i eat the money from the videos dug dug farts it doesn't have to be fart related guys [Music] doug doug vine dug dug dubies i mean it could be doug doug too that's kind of boring dodo it needs to be about farts though i just i don't know if that's correct if it's just fart [Music] dug dug the return it's not like it would still be the same the main channel isn't dead doug dug vine compilations [Music] roses fan club you guys are just typing dug dug and then whatever meme comes into your head afterwards ideally it would be like you know broadly appealing or memorable how do i name it parks or parks that is a good idea cletus cletus dug dug divorce it could be douglas douglas [Music] doug doug reheated lil dug dug um what about one of these all right do any of these like strongly jump out at you as a good name when someone asks me what happened to doug it all started when he went out to get a pack of cigarettes that would that would be very enticing for whoever's on twitter okay it's like pretty strong consensus for doug doug that's where i was leaning when you get canceled the mods should make their own threads with like my truth just piling on that's a really good idea dragon god we need like okay whenever we decide to cancel me we have to come up with like like a flow chart of like what happens on certain days who releases what like we need things to be like like maybe on this i keep saying like and nobody proved it anyways and then another mod comes out on date three is the best way to advertise on day three that is like i now have the screenshots and we like post screenshots of discord that are just like like provocative but don't say anything so we keep like leaking more screenshots every couple days and that way we can like keep the chain back alive and just be like now now doug is absolutely done on stream on thursday 25th of november 2021 is sickening and appalling i am very disappointed with you and you need to reflect on your actions god damn it cancel by markiplier all right i'm gonna do i'm gonna change the second channel to duckduckduck happy thanksgiving doug hey youtube revoli i think this is i think this is easy to remember i think it's like easy for people to find i initially i didn't want to because i want like doug doug to be the thing and this implies that there could be any infinite number of dugs in like some sort of parallel doug universe but um yeah we're playing splunky i feel like this is good okay because i need to email mr youtube and ask them to change it for me all right i'm going to change it to doug doug sorry nft stands here micronesia so we're going to pick a country so yeah we should pick a country and post like pictures of people looking really distraught and just continue to allude to what happened in micronesia how many people live with micronesia 556 000 everything is on the test this is really good this is okay we're gonna have to spend like a week figuring out how to cancel me this is gonna be great it's gonna be really really really great there's so many directions we can take this we gotta hire people we'll also write scripts to hire people on fiverr to make like other accusations but then for those to feel legitimate they have to be real content creators so we're gonna have to pay those people on fiverr to like to create like youtube channels and stuff god this is gonna go deep okay at some point we'll cancel me and we'll take like a week to plan it out uh anyways splunky pay markiplier could get canceled by sealand jesus take davey write a tweet i yo shadow man i think the gift is up i don't know how much he'd want to joke about cancellations not because of him but just you know like gaming just has a lot of crappy stuff going on nft let's show the current model yeah that's how i would describe my current feelings on nft it'll probably shift i don't know again i just want to be clear i'm not some expert on this i've been researching it for like a few hours that's all just have poincare linkages can be the beginning of the plan to get your sponsor to cancel you how do we use nfts to get the sponsor to cancel me [Music] let's convince the president we would have to we'd have to start a white house petition i can't believe it's already been a whole year thanks for a great 10 months there's too many more all right thanks for the switch baby appreciate it very much all right um i'm gonna play video games finally get other youtubers to make videos yeah i'm gonna why are you trying to get canceled just literally on the premise of like what would happen if we created all of the noise that happens when somebody gets canceled but without anything actually haven't having happened right and we just see how far we can take it and how many consequences i have to deal with if there is never any actual concrete evidence or even description of anything that's happened i think that's a great idea all right here we go [Music] doug duck plus is good i think i'll do dog dog dog you should hire gilbert godfrey then it would obviously be a joke like that doug's kitchen i mean at this point food isn't as as relevant it's been a year and a half man that's a long [ __ ] time how you been sir two yo thanks commander keon wait i think i said that wrong again right it's kilian or kill on i remember i pretty sure i remember you told me i got it wrong i'm sorry uh i can make that right i'll let the kitty take it [Music] oh anyway this is splunky for people i don't know no time to reload thank you man why is the prediction rigged you never mentioned me in my nothing view i don't what is the test on the test the test is the test [Music] i don't really know any be list celebrities i think maybe it's that as the cancellation goes on right now we got a plan to eat at the holiday feast guys we don't need to bring up the poop hand um i'm gonna use the in-game music for a little bit i think get your cameo celebrity condemning you for your actions we would want it to like roll out right we start on day one and just get the conversation going and then like each successive day we have a new twit longer we have a new person condemning me right and we just it just keeps expanding like then i post a new one that was like to address the new dying because you're planning to defect yourself oh yeah we could could we deep fake maybe we deep fake me saying like bad things and then i'm trying to get nfts on behalf of my mother way too long taking the profit disgusting [Music] what about double duck nigel farage a famous british politician is on cameo get him to condemn you wait so would it be like people are like okay dug dug did something i'm trying to figure out what oh cool here's this british politician [Music] why would any of them be giving their opinions on me like it does need to be believable that's the thing if it's obviously a joke it'll fall apart too quick and the real goal is for me to lose my sponsorship yeah man you did get it wrong it's well on but we can title your cancellation as the desolation of doug doug abbreviated into triple d and of guy fieri narrate everything is guy fieri on camo cameo whatever remember when i talked about disneyland passes we're sending the turkeys to disneyland hmm i'll take this get a video cancellation what do you say by wilma who the hell's wilma [Music] [Music] [Music] these are just these are a stretch dude when will you do a media share stream with the sheer chaos of twitch chat do you have any idea how amazing that would be we could try we could try let's [ __ ] go i guess that and the kenya one the kenya one was very funny eddie hey dog justin we're talking about see that's an example of providing value first it's just not i don't know i feel you can do better you still haven't gotten me with joe and that's the only thing that matters the only thing that matters eddie is who which of us gets the other person with the money for the second channel fits the research and school theme well that's what i thought dug dug detention would do and like people just do not do not seem to uh do not seem to remember it at all right now can't believe i ever even followed him smh content creators nowadays just cannot be trusted yeah that's one of the lines i like a lot is like justifiably when people are like why are so many influencers crappy shakes my hands and cries like we got to play off of that a lot like why does every youtuber turn out to do terrible things and we just never explain what have twitch chat writes a condemning letter or a few tweets exposing you well again it's gotta be believable it can't just be uh you know nonsense yeah i mean with the second channel i think at first i wanted like a clever name oh crap i wanted like a clever name but now i'm realizing like that doesn't really matter people really just want to be able to find it easily oh a lot of bombs oh my goodness yeah i'll take that where the hell is the the key thing okay so for people who haven't watched splunky 2 in every world there's like a secret thing i have to do so in this world i just have to take this key to a hidden chest and i can't find the chest where is it is on the right oh there it is how about doug doug too well we voted and that doug doug 2 was on there people didn't vote for it merry thanksgiving everyone and a happy new year hey youtube firestars the last time we did a vote for this it was also dug dug two but i vetoed it because again i felt like it was a little bit confusing and the fact that people strongly voted for it again leads me to believe it's the right choice also please tell me when it's four o'clock because that's when the plushie drops by the way in case you want to get it right when it releases for some reason okay oh it's sticky [ __ ] i forgot my bombs are sticky right now no no no wrong thing oh that was a waste okay kill this dude we go down wait it's helsinki it's four o'clock it's not four o'clock [Music] no okay i should have i'm asking for you to tell me when it that it's four o'clock when it is four o'clock not to just generally tell me it's four o'clock can we call live on channel yeah if you if you want vod channel's all managed by mods right now it's doug doug culinary universe an easy way to get cancelled is to go into film in a japanese forest well the thing is i don't really want to actually do anything despicable you know what i mean to be very clear here i don't want to do any of the things that would actually get me it's four canceled now it's not right it's 3 12. [Music] god damn it okay this is world two which time zone my time the zone time zone okay so in this one in this one i have to get a key and bring it to oh my god that's bad oh my god i literally just threw the run so potts can randomly have enemies i need to go i'm now poisoned the only way to get unpoi i will take a damage oh this is very bad this is very bad i'm very [ __ ] the only way to get unpoisoned is to find the dog or cat whatever it is [Music] and have it i'm almost dead in fairness it would be a lot easier to legitimately just get cancelled rather than trying to take it i hear the cat somewhere okay it's up it's up here somewhere we're counseling you because you're changing the name of the second channel and causing your viewers the mildest of inconveniences okay there it is there is i can get the cat get out of here doug just to let you know time has progressed one more minute closer to four o'clock 56 remain so i'm not poisoned anymore it's not a cat it's probably a cat i'm not poison anymore but have you heard of avagande avaganda deeznuts i feel like some of the the deez nuts jokes are a little bit of a stretch you know what i mean no the cat'll be fine uh well i'm [ __ ] i don't have van horsing so i have to kill the vampire lord by myself [Music] i guess i'll have the bow and arrow we're crossing you for excluding most of america's time zones i just love talking about america like one singular thing the american time zone 25th of november 2021 also in the uk it'll be midnight when it's 4 p.m for you which makes it easier for me to remind you smile 0 o'clock only happens once after all there was a dart trap there and so i'm dead [Music] come on that's not my fault i locked there's like a scorpion in a pot that that hardly ever happens and he poisoned me and then there happens to be a dart trap there happens to be a dart trap shooting on the hall that's not my fault [Applause] that level pocket well i haven't seen one there before whatever dude [Music] why did you want the key the key is so you can get [Music] in volcano which is the second world they're in the first level there's a guy named van horsing where if you free him then later on when you're fighting a vampire he'll one shot it you had skeleton key oh yeah forgot about that i don't know it's somebody else's fault all right you guys will take a shot you get five lives if you can beat a single level i don't remember how many subs i i get i never get skeleton key so i forgot there's an easy way to kill vlog without items okay i'll look that up if if i get there i can't believe what doug did i feel cheated and stupid i watched almost all streams and somehow i missed all the signs [Music] i'm crying and shaking right now [Music] okay uh to play splunky [Music] all you do close all these all you do is type one of the following light left left or hard left light right right or hard right jump to jump right jump or rump left jump or lump up down run whip or shoot bomb will give you a 1 in 50. last time you guys weren't using bombs that much do you want bombs higher or lower or i guess more or less often we need to like photoshop me in with like controversial people not jeffrey epstein but like in that vibe right where it's just like where there's like photos that are kind of like a little bit iffy or have iffy people then we just like people start sharing pictures of me and i'm like in the background okay rope bomb will be a little more often uh so bomb is a one in 25 chance to happen rope is a 1-25 chance to happen as a reminder you only have four bombs you only have four ropes with stalin with kim jong-un i guess how are you doing he's a bit much um i'm good thanks antoine anthony pick up or drop we'll pick up drop an item fall will fall if you're hanging onto a ledge stop we'll stop select we'll what does this do what does select do i don't think you need this oops i think that is why you i don't know what that is anyway and then screenshots of 150. uh cool let's make sure this works can you post all the code uh there's an old version on doug doug.com twitch plays and then i'm gonna post the new version soon i i just need to continue to i just need to do it what's my eight okay that should work space is the door by key but i have it i have door already [Music] i need to put this in uh full screen or windowed mode i don't know why it isn't all right go [Music] cool it's not working [Music] why is this not working [Music] why did it all get unbound dude i feel like this happened last time oh baby get ready for some very chill me putting in um freaking key bindings i also need to [Music] graphics where's full screen [Music] all right let me input buttons please hold [Music] i have it is wasd uh i think spanky2 unbinds controls when you find joe in game also it's four o'clock i guess it's set for player two [Music] wait all the controls are set for player two why did they swap wait maybe i don't have to do this hold on [Music] wow how do i how do i get you guys to join i'm pressing all the keyboard buttons [Music] hey class sorry i'm late what are we doing today playing a lot of splunky [Music] what do i have to press [Music] i can't get you guys to join so look i have the controller up i press here but then you guys doing things here is not oh hey never mind i don't know what we're both going wet sorry i'm late i just finished thanksgiving with my family thank you for this content in getting us through difficult times hey you're welcome i'll be a good uh thanksgiving um okay so i guess you guys player one on the what and then player two wait there's a controller keyboard config so player one player one now is this stuff and then player two why is it swapping like this what [Music] you guys want me to play with you i can just watch from a distance i won't help you okay i'll just be a wartime photographer player you add with controller gets unbound yeah i don't know it's weird all right no but now you're on player two's controls again what the hell is going on so now z [Music] now all your stuff's unbound z is the only thing you have dude this is a mess i don't understand what what the hell is happening [Music] whatever i'm okay i'll rebind it right now please hold up yeah [Music] jump is down [Music] let's go six months hey thanks poof rope okay pause use door [Music] all right okay theoretically you guys should be live yo grandmaster jid thank you for the five gifted i appreciate it jesus take the wheel now you have to press door over the thing what should you what'd you use to it dog join the dorito army i don't know what that means look i'm not a i'm not an nft bro like you i don't um whoa whoa don't pick me up hold on hold on hold on hold on no no no all right so you guys are that guy again i showed you all the controls i'm not gonna help i'm just gonna like watch you i have no incentive to help you okay oh you don't even now you only get two bombs instead of one you really want to do the solo that's okay kill doug look i'll bait you come get me i guess i helped you all right somebody dump somebody dump right now okay well that's life number one i'm pretty good so far you guys no no no oh you okay number two go get em so close that's just um [Music] all right careful for that dude and that bat and that bat and that fat oh you got the bat okay careful for the the lizard [Music] tell you what if you can get up that ladder and push that block onto me oh no i was gonna be really proud of you no no no okay you can pick a different character i guess do you want me i don't think you want me you get less bombs we are not good at that skin okay you went anyways no you'll be fine dude you have to go left here what you're missing the only issue the only issue that you guys are having is you don't have really loud music okay come on no i'm gonna get you over there i'll get you to the door you're going to the door i'm getting you no not in the tutorial i'm not letting you go in this tutorial just god damn it [Music] okay oh my god go to the right go in the main door [Music] i'm literally spamming oh yes just god damn it i can spam x faster than you well that's not true but i can make sure you don't go this is the tutorial door go to the right door [Music] you figured out you figured out the loophole in this plan this is that if you never start the game you can't die go [Applause] dude you have you have to go to the right no if i can just get you over the door [Music] dude i feel like go to the left go to the right go to the right go right go to the right no yes yes yes okay i got you in the game jesus christ okay you have three more lives go now you can't escape you're [ __ ] [Music] thanks retro that's the only thing [Music] you actually all right you got to throw a bomb in this hole and not kill yourself and then you could get out of here you have to oh my god oh my god whoa [Music] you're almost at the bottom though no i think i've played enough of that [Music] i mean look you guys could go to the right or you could bomb your way down [Music] a lot of people are typing left for okay oh my god this could absolutely happen right now this is the best shape you've been in since we've done this is the door on the right [Applause] if you get in the door at the bottom you win [Music] [Applause] okay the door is not on this side unlucky you gotta keep you gotta throw a rope and go up to the right you gotta go up there [Music] okay you got the rope up you got the rope holy [ __ ] you did it what is happening [Music] you're out of ropes oh this is okay now look a little rough you have to get out of here and then push and then push that little block all the way to the right but there's a timer at the top right of the screen and that timer when it hits three minutes there's going to be a ghost which is going to come out and try to murder you so you gotta hurry [Music] oh my god okay now you have to you have to push that block all the way to the right close you don't have any ropes you can see the door below you dude if you had blown up the bomb here you had it and here's the ghost i mean technically you could do it but if that thing touches you you're dead you've got a hurry chat push the block push the [ __ ] that was pretty good though i forget exactly how many times you've tried it you've got two more lives if you can get to the bottom of the level and go in the door a gift 20 subs i think 20 is the number we'll say it is 20 subs oh that's bad one life left [Music] you're probably gonna want to go left here totem poles are really bad [Music] it was 50 subs i've altered the deal pray i don't alter it further i'm pretty sure it wasn't 50 subs though [Music] bold decision there really bold decision there all right [Music] 50 for lever johnny i think i have that right here oh hey okay we'll meet in the middle 150 so i think you guys should be focusing a little more on the spelunky gameplay and a little less on how many subs you'll win if you beat it all right back 200 last offer back to me uh we can throw another prediction up let's do do i get do i get to sunken city now i'm really warmed up so sunken city means i get through the caves with the special key chest item i get through volcano while rescuing van horsing ideally and also killing um an evil vampire lord i get through tide pools while grabbing a sword and killing king which is a oh yeah going through the bottom going through the bottom then killing a giant turtle lady get past olmec and get past the ice caves and guess past neo babylon and to be clear i've done this i've gotten to sunken city one time which means you're gonna have to believe pretty [ __ ] hard [Music] donkey [Music] thanks hazel huge doubt prediction start prediction will doug get to sunken city all right what i'm gonna do is give you a five minute betting period okay the reason i'm doing that is so you can wait to bet until i'm a little farther into the caves right you can see like okay how's he doing what items does he have what's his health looking like is he getting the kapala all right so you can be more informed or if you're a real believer you just throw it all on believe i thought i heard the old man say hey thanks [Music] leave her johnny liver believer [Music] [Music] did not see that god damn it you should still believe that you should definitely believe that [ __ ] went by and it's time for us liver oh leave her johnny leave her i've got a turkey we're gonna be fine and the winds don't blow and it's time for us to leave her i hate to sail on this rotten tub leave her johnny liver no groggal loud and rotten grub and it's time [Music] man i bet the believers are getting pretty excited right now i have this gun i can shoot webs [Music] [Music] through so we'll go on shore and it's time for us to leave her [Music] leave her johnny liver oh leave her johnny leave for the voyage is long and the winds don't blow and it's time for us to leave her [Music] i had to vote 2k because gun that doesn't make sense but you know what i'll take it i don't know i don't need the believers to have good logic um i just need them to believe [Music] why is my turkey [ __ ] up i don't understand very thankful for you and your jet pack comments are making great content for everyone can't stick around but just wanted to say hi and i hope you have a great thanksgiving also thankful for you chat less than three hey thanks brad [Music] okay hopefully i can get to 20 000 money if you want to do more weird slash fun interactivity in the future maybe check out vvvv gamma slash beta it also requires little to no coding um how do i want to do this i have to get back up for the jet pack um yeah i will try to check it out [Music] don't kill the cat you have to understand it's just a portal it's a portal to somewhere fun where do cats love just name a cat's favorite place on the world i guess i could blow this up with a bomb and then i get 1500 okay so i can get 1500 more gold if i need my yeah cardboard box this is he sent going to a cardboard box how much money am i at and same with that uh turtle or whatever it is lizard [Music] oh i didn't think he would jump down dumb so if i basically if i sacrifice enough things i'm gonna get i mean sorry send enough things to to the uh wherever we said [Music] there's no sacrificing happening [ __ ] i don't have a lot of time [Music] oh that's pretty sick okay i have 20 [ __ ] i do not have a lot of time no let me get the jet pack i want i want it for sacrificing cats i've i'm so okay i just need a little more money [Music] i'm going for the jet pack i shouldn't go for the jet pack no there's no time but i want it i want it badly [Music] wait where is it [Music] i panicked [Music] i had i had kapala and jetpack that was like the biggest throw i could have possibly done that's what you get for killing the cat no no i sent him to um the petco dude oh that was like the best possible opener except that i played like a dumbass so it wasn't [Music] all right music jeez peta's revenge dude i never hit totem poles oh that was so dumb congratulations to the filthy unfaithful doubters god the doubters were probably wetting their jeans [Music] once they saw that jet pack in the kapala why [Music] keyboard doesn't work again [Music] what just took a screenshot uh [Music] dude did the controls change again [Music] no so why why can't i play adventure there we go okay you have to press down got it who do you guys want to be rafi colin you guys love colin lies you did do well with lies okay sorry oh sorry i pressed the wrong button now i'm gonna do what's called pro game remove and put you in the door first before i give you control doug please let my family go [Music] if i did that i wouldn't get cancelled you get five chances if you get to the bottom you get 20 subs [Music] i mean there's a new [Music] camera no he's only for me [Music] you've got an opening to the right just go to the right dude that was badass you guys are playing like a [ __ ] maniac right now don't [ __ ] it up you get to youtube do get to youtube [Music] thanks max you're lousy no they're incredible okay [Music] that didn't that didn't do much all right you guys got to move you got to go right you got to go right jesus christ got it you got to pick a direction you gotta go there yes there we go all right you killed the lizard [Music] now oh don't go right anymore yeah you gotta you gotta switch quickly thanksgiving thanks for always making some holiday [ __ ] hey you're welcome kingfisher [Music] who needs a thanksgiving dinner when you've got twitch hey thanks aj hope you're doing well [Music] all right i should reiterate you guys are doing quite well you have four hearts you've got a bomb so you bomb your way down you're near the bottom or maybe at the bottom almost it might be the second second to last layer but that timer at the top right if that hits three minutes then a ghost is coming to kill you okay okay there's a gap to the bottom this could be it this could be it [Music] holy [ __ ] you want you've got 40 seconds you've got to get over the door and press door [ __ ] it up [ __ ] it up [ __ ] it up i didn't actually think this would happen that was actually just really well played from start to finish [Music] i'll admit it i was definitely some of the best splunk you've played are you going for two [Music] you are not going for two [Music] congratulations for the 20 gifted subs [Music] can't believe we just won 2 500 subs [Music] all right i'm inspired this is the run believers i'm gonna try really really really hard does doug get to sp slunken city predictions live in five minutes two levels two you're gonna earn so much [ __ ] money when you believe happy thanksgiving what time is it it's 3 50. i'll have to like stop it midway through to do the plushy thing it's going to be incredible you have five minutes so you could wait or you just put it all on believe [Music] all unbelievable yes [Music] and once i do it you'll be filthy rich all right i'm gonna really focus and play smart oh my god see believers they already averted disaster that was not smart [Music] [Music] i don't know why i did that bombs yes starting to feel pretty good unbelievers [Music] [Music] um yeah i'll i'll get the kitty cat i don't know if that's a good call but i'm a believer and i don't even really believe [Music] that's what i like to hear don't kill her i didn't uh [Music] this is a little iffy [Music] jesus take the wheel claro mango there's a 50 gifted sub that is insane [Music] that is a super super super huge amount of support thank you thank you thank you thank you happy holidays my dude [Music] um i don't really want any of that [Music] it's an omen for the believing [Music] [Applause] are you seriously not putting it all on believe i've got a turkey wait did i did i get the thing i missed the key right did i get it oh i threw okay right did i i didn't get it right it can also be on one three i'm on one four right oh i'm not never mind never know it's god sorry i panic for some reason there was what there was the what was the message in the middle it free it made me think i was on the last level of caves what was the message anyways i saw the message and normally that message appears on the fourth one there's a fake out but we're still in it don't worry that whatever all that was just uh oh voice echoes right so it's bigger bigger okay oh that's still kind of annoying with the key um voice echoes means the level is bigger so i just have to find the key and the chest and all that garbage but we're good that whole little panic was just to make the um doubters freak out you need to name the turkey i suggest oppenheimer the story of worlds the issue is that oppenheimer is going to die [Music] okay here's the key that's nice oh my sorry i mean go to disneyland [Music] on an unrelated note there's now turkey dude this is not good timing for this oh here we go nice all right believers wearing it [Music] why why isn't this guy selling anything that's useful like come on dude you're a weapon shop give me i'll buy the present a good present good present cool milk [Music] oh altar i mean disney um [Music] [Music] cool ropes what i got two minutes left i don't think i have time for the altar [Music] it's full is it [Music] i know it's actually kind of near four o'clock [Music] did that mess you up enough to die i'm a doubter and i'm totally not trying to make you lose [Music] three minutes okay oh i hear kitty [ __ ] i need something to where is he there he is uh do i have time [ __ ] i don't i need something to throw at him god damn it i'm running out of time this is bad i know you're really really excited to go to disneyland me too this is a little risky oh that's too close i forgot i had sticky pig don't die god damn it okay i don't have time that was really good don't believers all right this is all part of my [ __ ] master plan alright you have to trust me this is the fact that it's dark all part of the master plan [Music] do i go for the kitty no no i don't [Music] god damn it i was trying to whatever you know what i can't usually find time to watch your streams here but whenever you'll be on stream prepared for some nice gifts of drops 180 i keep forgetting i sticky paste [Music] all right that'll kill him we're doing fine this is going great believers more like stinky pace you're hired we need a man with your talent around this office [Music] one minute all right we gotta stop it there then i guess [Music] it's four god you guys are just very invested in this all right all right how long jim says do this i've never like waited okay i've never waited on that screen okay um uh oh i made a promo video where i said it's 25 it's actually 30. oops anyway um [Music] i did it plushie bam wait hold on it's kind of blown out wait there he is oh but it's green well anyway here he is [Music] it's a new plushie but he's pink this time [Music] and he glows in the dark he glows orange but he's pink [Music] i actually think it's great here this is with this is without that's what he looks like incredible what can't he do name one thing he can't do you can't do it he's that talented all right i gotta post the youtube video about this and also say sorry it's not twenty five dollars [Music] i'm happy to know do all right i'm posting a youtube video in a second bam video's out it's the skyrim speedrun one uh cool and i need to tweet turn off the lights turn off your lights i don't think it's gonna go dude there's so many lights here i can't turn look just look at this look at the video just look at the video hold on you also he has to like charge he didn't also it's not like i can't just like snap my fingers off there's so many lights in here i have to turn off everything show it in the dark okay it has to have charged in the light but it's been sitting in here it's not it's not ready uh okay i did it i tweeted hooray twitter [Music] now that i've gotten taken this care of we can start to plan canceling me oh look just look at the video i'm happy to announce that the dug dug plushie is back in stock and this time he's pink that's right this new dug dog plush sports a new color he's now looking forward instead of slightly to the right and best of all he glows in the dark you just leave him in a light for a little bit afterwards then he'll glow like a spicy hot pepper and if you replace all of the light bulbs in your house with plushies billions of dollars but these peppers will only be on sale for three years at which point we will take all of the extras to a desert and destroy them with a bomb to ensure this technology doesn't fall into the hands of our enemies the carrots so head over to makeshift oh my god to makeshift.com and you'll see him there or click the link in the description below he is 25 plus shipping and i think he's delicious anyways thank you so much for the support and for stuffing my pepper i really really do appreciate it all right on to the video there's a youtube video but you saw there that's what i did bam it's not dude it's not like a gigantic bright light you can see it here it's like it glows you know it's not you're not buying like a a an led like super lamp you know and i have to charge him and he's he hasn't been charging he's just been sitting here on my desk he's pink i don't know why you guys are freaking it's the sun it's it's not like a radioactive star it it just it's a plushie you know i mean why charge boo you promised it would glow i didn't promise you anything i the entirety of what i've said has been the last like 30 seconds about it you can see when i i say you could replace all your light bulbs with it but you can barely see anything cancel doug it does glow it's just the lights have to so look i put it in the light for a little bit and then it starts blowing 27 not including shipping because it's black friday okay the normal ones i guess the glow in the dark costs more i didn't know that um i just kind of threw a number out there and hoped it was correct i don't even think the normal ones are 25 now i think they're 26 so i really just kind of [ __ ] that that's right cancel doug for lying about the prize and it doesn't glow much will it be enough to light my office so hold on let me just be clear for it to charge it needs to be in the light okay so you can't replace all the light in your room because you need the light to light it first so what you have to do is use normal lights and have it light the plushy for a while then you you destroy all your light bulbs replace it with plushies and then you've got at least three to four minutes where you're fine and then after that you're on your own it just arrived i'm canceling you it's blue i didn't lie about the color it is definitely pink she does need batteries there's no that's not how it works it's just it's skin is radioactive like this this thing's highly poisonous if any if anybody even licks it like so much as gets some of it on their skin you have to go to a hospital okay that's all that's how the technology works it's there's no battery to it [Music] i mean you basically have to commit like are you willing to dramatically shorten your lifespan because of this cute plushie or are you gonna be a coward just take the easy road and not put something highly dangerous into your house we need to plug it in yeah i don't have a plug here or i would do that that's what the that's what the um the plug hole is for [Music] it's not pink it's really it's clearly crepe it's kind of like salmon colored i i will say it is funny because like so they they only had like a few colors for the like the glow in the dark material um so i was hoping it would be like an american orange either way if you feed football directly into it it'll start glowing yeah it's more you should think of it more as like a bomb that's a good point so like i i actually think it's really like cute as a pink version um but like the the there's like only only a limited number of colors that you can do with glow in the dark so i went for this one because then when it glows in the dark it's orange which i think is cool so i like i like the mix of those um but like the eyes there isn't a white one for glow-in-the-dark so the eyes just don't glow which makes it like kind of creepy i don't know like if he's like staring at you with like these just black whole eyes i think it's a little bit terrifying but in a in an endearing way you know i mean like you know imagine this in your home [Music] hey where's the new dog dog plush sports a new color he's now looking forward instead of slightly to the right and best of all he glows that's terrifying uh no it's it's actually i really do like it by the way i think it's i think he's like super hero i'll show you both key only one more thanks of energy oh yeah i should probably put a link and stuff here are the two side by side i guess now you can't see either of their stems because of green screen it's a color difference they're great i really like them a lot i wanted to keep the there's a world where i could like do a different design but i really like just the core design of it of just the pepper um and then the the crappy thing is like peppers don't have hands you know yet and so you can't like hold stuff hope everything well pyramid mashed potato cookies are on the way oh that sounds disgusting but like i don't he got like a hat but then he loses the stem you know i feel like it's hard to expand on the on the core formula or you could do the drug drug that's true can they be stacked this is a good question oh [ __ ] this could make or break a lot of deals right now how do i recharge the camera inside that is going to be watching me at all times [Music] i have i have several more [Music] let me go grab a few [Music] [Music] all right if you're considering a purchase please witness this [Music] you're lousy [Music] oh [ __ ] all right plushies are cancelled anyways let's throw these in the trash sorry everybody can't even stack them it was just one of many lies many many lies have perpetuated [Music] have a good holiday season doug thanks homebirds all right yo bro think it's a 10 gifted another thank you thank you thanks thank you i missed on the first plush so hard yeah i don't know maybe maybe i'll just release the first one again i think this one's funny size will glue in the dark as white is a naturally uv reactive color the orange will also glow much brighter allowing you to take better pixelm yeah that's what i that's what i was told uv lights are the best to charge him um jesus take the wheel that or nuclear fission uh but i don't have you uv lights i just put in the sun for a little bit or like in front of one of my little lights here and then it glows it's not like insane i i should be up front it's not like this thing is like this just can't even look at it brightness thing for hours at a time it's like a you know cute little glow-in-the-dark thing but do you have vision that's you you have to sign an agreement that you have nuclear fission in your house to be able to buy one so don't worry nine months stupid service hot yo thanks a little hell girl i should go blind from the glow or refund right right right um i mean this will severely damage your retinas but it is cute so it's worth it just said plushie so i can slowly build an army to overthrow the queen of england i technically you i guess could draft them here oh there's a link refresh the page cool 63. very cool um yeah i don't know i actually think it's great i think it's really cute i think quality is good um glowing dark thing is fun hope you enjoy it if you want to get one so apparently 26.99 7.99 is 40.38 cents that's 31 pounds i had 30 pounds i couldn't afford it by literally one pound you're kidding me lemon oh well i will sorry uh that that math isn't correct 27 plus 8 is not 40. it seems like it would be cheaper than my therapy sessions like you can think of twitch chat as a therapist they will give you the answer everybody tell michaela why uh his or her ex-wife left her his or her okay plushie i'll put it in the link in the description uh back to splunky oh my god they're all man go gift another 50 subs jesus take the wheel lero that is insane 100 subs outrageously generous thank you thank you thank you thank you again uh let's get some dug dug champs please dude that's a ton i appreciate it if we can get 50 by the end of tonight we get media share i don't really know how media share would go i'm not really like a react person you know like we just watch like goofy memes i don't like have good reactions particularly you know and uh we can i was thinking i want to play uh jump king i just think it'd be fun and so theoretically we could try like media share for that although i don't know if i would even pay attention to it because i'm not good at multitasking i don't know we can maybe try we can maybe try media share my concern about media share is what happens with every media share stream i've seen which is that 90 of the videos are extraordinarily cringy and then i'm just sitting there awkwardly which i if people want it i'm down to try it but um no we're playing more splunky don't worry i just had to take a plushy break how about you play a game and media share just exist that feels weird to me but we could try it i'm not i'm like i'm not opposed to that it just feels weird yeah we'd have to have you know like mods approving everything and all that ah can you react to fat albert i would not let you guys media share fat albert the movie is that what the kids calling it plushy break yeah like we take some pleasure breaks here oh now let me remind everybody where we're at plushies in my dough thanks duncan to all the fart peasants you're lousy hey thanks taco espionage way to call them peasants back to the good stuff which is me getting to sunken city right now [Music] [Music] all right so i gotta find van horsing then i just find the dude i'm good [Music] oh that would have been it could have been really bad that could have been bad [Music] i'm gonna be honest that could have been pretty bad [Music] cool so i freed him he will join me in the vampire hunt i have no idea what's going on it's splunky [Music] here i'll actually [Music] i'll explain it in a sec [Music] as long as they don't die from this we're good okay so splunkies are real quick i ordered the plush nice thank you yeah thanks to everybody ordered the plush i appreciate it it does support me it's great way to support me so thank you um do they ship the plushies worldwide yeah i'm pretty sure it goes like everywhere the way it works it's gonna ship in like three months just so you guys know because they or i think it gets to your house in like two to three months from today because it's made to order so you won't get it by like christmas but um i'm pretty sure it goes everywhere in the world anyway okay splunk is a roguelike you got to get through all of these worlds in a row but if you die everything shuts down and you go back to the very beginning uh and you're slowly accumulating like items and resources and stuff to get farther i'm trying to get to cosmic ocean which is the seventh world in a series of all these crazy worlds in every single world i have to accomplish a different task to get there so right now we're in volcano which is world two does it go to micronesia i don't actually know if somebody has a vpn and wants to set their location to micronesia and see and then buy a plushie and see if they'll send it to you uh then we can we can find out [Music] she got an empty bank account [Music] i mean you're allowed to just buy one you don't have to spend all of your money [Music] [Music] okay [Music] i don't want to go in there there's a scorpion [Music] cool [Music] [Music] if i get the kitty i don't i'm not gonna get pity [Music] oh my god [Music] goddammit god damn it the stupid caveman we're fine believers we're fine we're fine i have to i have to take this bow to the end of the you have to carry this bow it's just all this crazy [ __ ] nonsense are the shopkeepers mad at me now oh god this is one thing i do not like about cosmic ocean so whenever i drop the drill kills the shopkeeper it's okay though when do they forgive me do they no no hold on you're fine go to this where's the kitty cat there's the kitty cat uh this will be this could be a mess okay and what we're going to do is we're going to send the kitty cat to disneyland and they love it there okay so the kapala item is absolutely massive every time you touch blood anybody's blood anyone's blood then um then i'll regain health it's pretty slow but i get a lot of health from it so snail snail blood [Music] it's pass forward yes [Music] you don't have to keep updating me now i go fight the vampire dude [Music] not this vampire dude other vampire dude cool [Music] need something to throw [Music] whatever i'm good at this game [Music] now this guy will die in one hit i pick this up now i can double jump doug come on that rock came out of nowhere dude [Music] [Music] so here i'll get some bat blood [Music] all right i'll say it this is going real smooth this whole level's going down real smooth right now believers i told you i told you it was gonna happen how do i get this off the wall there we go then i just collect lots and lots of blood anyone's blood uh you're gonna go oh sorry guys something glitched out oh the shopkeepers are mad at me dude i forgot about that that's so bad [Music] is there any way to get them to stop attacking me forgiveness after you don't anger them for three more levels including this one okay so i just need to not not hit him what's the plan here the fact that there's that robot there is really bad i should have just bombed him 17 months that is such [ __ ] that stupid [ __ ] drill pisses off the shopkeepers like i had like no way to get through there oh that's so annoying [Music] karma cat killer there's no proof of that what are you talking about [Music] it was going well it's just i forgot about the shopkeepers all right i'm going again should we start doing cancel doug no we don't we're not going to do it like 15 minutes after the plushy i can't feed my kids look feeding your kids is more of a doubter kind of mindset okay oh this is a new prediction okay new predictions going 10 coins on win mom man my man dude what's what's the payout ratio seven to one just think about it you'll be rich you'll be rich if i do it when you have lad's cape you get double amount of blood ooh i didn't know that wait like people release twice as much blood or just for every blood you get it's worth two because i didn't know that bought a plush yo thanks nick people release double blood okay got it that is cool um look it's almost like a ten to one ratio no no it's still a six to one ratio you're gonna get so [ __ ] rich dude so rich [Music] all i have to do [Music] is legitimately play the best splunk in my life why is my nose so itchy jesus besides everybody loves the caves i don't know what the plan was there [Music] thank you nice nice no there's nothing down here all right this is pretty bad you'll make a i want to be a fart baron tomorrow look being a fart baron is about believing all the time no matter what even when it doesn't actually make any sense alrighty what is this first one called caverns caves look what is the first world called in this game i think caves is the name of world one and splunky ones i spent thousands on believe dwelling okay oh sorry first one was called mines wow so i was just wrong with everything then god i'm good at this game um hey doug i love your youtube videos so i thought i'd stop by your channel thank you blaze thank you blazer man i appreciate it um yeah i appreciate it my dude oh bombs except i have no money have some money now [Music] oh where'd those turkeys go that was weird oh that was weird i think there's like a glitch in the game or something you guys oh god damn it why do i get in trouble if a dart trap shoots this chop keeper that's not my fault i have to get them though do i go for the heist of the century and steal all this stuff oh you know what i can do heist of the century i come down here i blow it up from the top okay literal heist to the center here okay okay i blew up all the bombs and lost everything that was valuable i know that's what happens okay where's the shopkeeper down here where'd the shopkeeper go oh anyway believers this is going really really well well okay the shopkeepers are angry at me i lost all my bombs but at least i have a lot of rope [Music] okay there's the key and there's the cave because i have to drop the key no i don't i have to drop something to set off the trap there's only skeleton heads and that's it here's a rock oh my nose is so freaking itchy um [Music] i drop this down this sets off the trap then i can set a rope i go with the rope i come in here i get the secret chest we're good [Music] oh i'm gonna have angry shopkeepers [Music] okay so how do i do this how do i not [ __ ] die i jumped whatever here's what i do i nail him with the pot perfectly uh retroarch now it's 150. and that was so much oh my god i thought that was gonna go a lot farther okay the ghost is coming ghost is coming [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] shouldn't have thrown the ghost i didn't need to do that you're getting worse every try i think i've literally yeah gotten worse every try i haven't even gotten to olmec this is the worst splunk i've ever played on stream which mathematically means that all the bad tries are finished and it's gonna happen now let's go [Music] think about the math chat just remember that i took calculus and you didn't probably i got a b i don't know what grade you got in calculus but if you have a lower grade than me and calculus that means that you have to bet on believe [Music] all right and agree with your assessment all right so i guess just in general you have to bet on believe what if i didn't take calculus uh then you can do whatever you want these rules are just for people who took calculus one of the things when you take calculus is you you form a sort of blood pact with everybody else who's taking calculus [Music] i have a masters in mathematics and i believe look everybody just share your credentials and why your credentials justify believing in me or i guess why your credentials justify not believing me either [Music] oh i like this i like this a lot i'd love to get this paste if i can all right that's a lot of bombs i have a phd in theoretical chemistry god i'm gonna do this so [ __ ] hard right now i'm gonna roast all the theoretical physicists in chat [Music] um is this worth it no i don't have a lot of ropes i don't think it is sorry doggy i got an account aim pre-calc and i believe nice all right let's get some generic songs here um let's get this i have a theoretical degree in physics nice i believe because i'm insane [Music] give me some good things uh okay i don't think i can keep this guy alive oops is this gonna piss off the turkey guy no okay cool um oh i gotta get back up there everybody's going to disneyland oh happy thanksgiving everybody [Music] no don't get hit by that damn it oh he's gonna die now oops i'm not even halfway when you're halfway to getting the kapala you get a free item this thing i don't think i can get up there damn all right well got some good stuff no dude it's fine the turkeys didn't feel a thing oh come on that was [ __ ] you all know it nice catch [Music] doug i beg of you i mortgaged my house for this look i believe it's the best splunk in my life i'm doing great everybody needs to calm down do i have sticky no i just have normal bombs okay got him nice okay see i'm playing better i killed the quillback dude [Music] oh damn it [Music] extra doubt no no i'm playing good i got a lot of bombs when you say doggy are you referring yes i am reference one cheer one cheer one share one share one share one cheer one duke duck please give me permission to fart i've been holding it in for weeks i can't take the pressure much longer look [Music] you gotta hold in your fart until it's really really funny it's on you to make that call do you even read twitch chat no press why to believe yeah why to believe but yeah umu that is from the room i actually just started reading the um what is it last night i started reading the book about it the disaster artist hi doggie okay i have skeleton key i do not need okay there's an altar i'm going to bring this hired hand and i'm going to send it to disneyland i just need to not kill me on the way there please you take care of these that was badass good day to be a believer dude playing like a maniac all right stay alive in fact i'm gonna pick you up do not die please don't die please don't die please don't die just come over here i'm sending you to disneyland come here yeah and congratulations [Music] oh wait this is to the key right i don't need the key because i have skeleton key [Music] i feel like it's probably worth buying this guy because he looks like he would love to go to disneyland come here buddy oh my god i got paul oh good day to be a believer dude okay so this is the thing where now blood gives me health which is a huge deal i'm not wild about what's going on here that almost broke the ghost pot we're fine we're fine we're fine i'm doing great all right he's freed dude we're doing great we're doing great [Music] uh no i won't go down there wait was the dog over here uh that's not worth this is worth it though so this pot if it breaks instantly summons the ghost [Music] so you don't want to summon it until the very end basically dude why is this thing here i can't get around this wait wait wait come on i only have two ropes i don't have time for this here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna drop a bomb here oh my goodness get this thing it's going to be ropes it is ropes the genius i come around the other side around the robot okay there's no way up i guess i will put a bomb here now let's jump out of the way now the lava drops and it hangs out right there in the middle and now i jump across like a badass that didn't work i jump across it like a badass oh my god okay i have to blow through this now i can finally get in here jesus send the robot down i need to get blood but i also want to be really really careful right now [Music] a lot of work just to avoid bombing the robot doesn't it reflects right doesn't it bounce off of him i thought you can't do that [Applause] [Music] a lot of work to be a badass exactly exactly exactly worth it okay and now it's time for vampire man and then once i get the cape i'll get even more blood i'll get even more health even more palms oh good day to be a believer good [ __ ] day to be oh my god hey kill him get this let's go oh my god so much blood all right who's going good lots of money can someone come here and itch my nose this is infuriating i just need somebody dedicated to this i can i need one of the believers get over here [Music] all right i think we're good all right [Music] there's a way to blood farm i know that but i tried it one time and i died and i figure i'll just play it a little safe safe in quotes and play without doing that all right cool [Music] i don't know why i did that [Music] uh you can't jump and do this [Music] all right we're fine stop freaking out we're fine [Music] cool got the bow sorry um that was good can you please take a picture sure does that thing fall and hurt me if it falls the arrow like if i shoot it against a wall like that and i'm below it i put you on when i go to sleep all the lunch it's not a compliment what do you mean that you like wake up when you're sleeping and put me on oh [Music] test it out um all right i got nothing to do this round so much blood oh i'm loving this blood i'm already at seven health uh there's the kitty it's probably yeah it's probably worth hitting i mean sorry something that you know what i mean wait there's a this won't blow up the chest will it if i put a bomb right where i'm standing it won't kill the ball the pot right it might not worth it it's not worth it it won't it'll be awesome did anybody see where the cat went uh okay turkey down there i don't really need what all right we're at olmec [Music] okay this is how i do olmec i stand here i jump to the left and then fall there one bomb there and i whip it left let's do this step by step whoo [Music] all right now we'll ride him to the right i don't need any money we're fine i do kind of want that thing i meant to put i meant to put down my bow we're fine okay [Music] jump you jump backwards while whipping so you're facing forward jesus christ okay so easy now i do this and i whip it okay now i put a one in the corner and i put it one in the other corner now i just write them up okay that is easy [Music] so [Music] ah [Music] that was such a good run it was going so well come on how will i recover you know how there's only one way you put it all on believe [Music] that was amazing [Music] first and last time i believe that's fine believing's reserved for the committed okay this isn't for rational critical thinking believing is more of a cult okay [Music] we know that one day the believe will return to us and provide a bounty [Music] have some goddamn faith i put two grand on you don't [ __ ] it up i'll probably do one more this is your last chance and before i do that i'm gonna pee doug the plushie arrived early and the whole neighborhood is illuminated with an orange glow i'm [Music] that's what you signed up for you you've got to live with the consequences this whole campaign it's just to get this [ __ ] out of my house i haven't been able to see for a month [Music] all right why don't you guys take a crack [Music] [Music] i thought i heard the old man say leave her johnny liver tomorrow he will get your pay and it's time for us to leave her leave her johnny liver believer johnny leave her for the voyage is long and the winds don't blow and it's time for us to leave her oh the wind was foul and the sea ran high leave her johnny liver she shifted green and none went by and it's time for us to leave her leave her johnny liver oh johnny leave her for the voyage is long and the winds don't blow and it's time for us to leave her i hate to sail on this rotten tub [Music] and rotten grub and it's time for us to leave her [Music] leave her johnny liver oh lever johnny leave her for the voyage is long and the winds don't blow and it's time for us to leave her [Music] and it's time for us to leave her leave her johnny liver oh leave her johnny leave her for the voyage is long and the winds don't blow [Music] how'd it go you win [Music] once you guys die i will i will do uh man you really want to watch me play huh the i just sold my house for basically nothing to buy the plush then bet everything on you winning and you died doug my family can't eat they're starving please i'll keep believing but win please don't worry this plushie is entirely edible if you're really committed all right last run of the day we got a whole lot of freaking doubters yeah the new the the eyeballs not glowing is there wasn't a way to do it and maintain the colors so instead it's just terrifying [Music] i ate the plushie and i'm going should i go to the doctor well plus she was the doctor you ate them [Music] where can i get the plushie go to makeshift.com or use the link in the description [Music] wait i can get that cold and now i nice [Music] doubters are quaking right now after that cool ass maneuver look i haven't been good at the video game today but we can agree i've been cool all right i've done badass moves [Music] no megalo it's been badass though if you think about it remember that one time prediction i think there's already a prediction right pito would beg to differ peta jetpack jetpack jet pack i'll take spring boots [Music] all the parts except me being [ __ ] horrible at this game have been pretty good i think [Music] okay that's completely enclosed good stuff and we get the chest by the way this is the thing that lets me send that gigantic drill downwards that's why that's why i get the chest key thing [Music] um i guess i get spring boots and ropes [Music] so spring bruce just lets me jump higher i probably didn't need to explain that [Music] i don't care oh i like that if i jump down there it'll it won't hit me right it'll just hit the okay i swear this is the weirdest looking cat i've ever seen alright we're almost there how many more of dwelling [Music] oh that's not i meant to hit the spider this is just not i've been what i've been meaning to do if you're wondering why i don't get the gold that was up there it's because i'm lazy and i don't care that much [Music] this turkey's been great very useful okay oh god okay i forgot he gets angry if you waltz in there with a dead turkey um [Music] do i buy this i feel like i need money i feel like i saved money i don't think it's worth it i think i gotta get like a rope no i don't really need more ropes i don't need the axolotl i don't know if i buy any of this i don't think i do no the axolotl is not good i don't know why guys are freaking out about it it's very cute but it's not actually good yeah i don't think i need ropes i have barely any money um bye so cute it's just there's nothing to do with there's nothing to do with it i'm gonna drop it in the sex i have to fight the dude save him no he'll be i guarantee you he'll be safer with the shopkeeper than me have you seen how i play splunky oh all right all right right right right [Music] i do not have a lot of bombs i guess i'll get one from quillboard [Music] nice [Music] all right check up here for stuff no stuff any stuff up here no stuff cool we are fine we move on we kill [Music] nice got him okay i'm getting better at that [Music] i just ordered 11 plushies did you actually do that quick spurs that's a lot yes all right uh that was badass i was not paying attention [Music] all right on volcano we're doing okay by which i mean not very good [Music] okay van helsing is down there one for myself 10 for i don't know i mean i appreciate it i'm excited to see what i don't know turns out to be okay we have freed our boy [Music] wait i needed that oh bombshop oh my god okay believers things are looking real good i haven't found a disneyland portal yet that's the only downside but bomb box paste although i need money for moon challenge i'm going to leave 8 000 so that i can get moon challenge [Music] [Music] you'll get enough well too late now all right we drop our big fancy drill uh yo catalyst think of the five different subs appreciate it thank you thank you thank you thank you all right we're doing good on bombs finally um is there a disneyland portal anywhere there is oh my god do you see the shardocratic republic of pislovia i hate those guys um [Music] we let them come to us we've always operated as a peaceful until provoked country are we a country or are we just like a couple dudes hanging out who made a fartocracy hey i was looking for more things to send to disneyland but i do not see any there's some money i should get [Music] we're an autonomous collective we are a cult okay that's probably the most accurate [Music] by the way this is starting to look good i'm halfway to getting to kapala i've got a lot of bombs about to get a lot more got ropes i'll play spooky music for um for the vampire nobody freak out got so many bombs he's crazy [Music] don't freak out calm down [Music] crush him oh i've been hunting that fiend for a long time oh wait this hasn't been opened [Music] a truce for parts giving but this can be a plot to put us in a vulnerable spot what should we do we're gonna have to plant a spy look one of you guys needs to marry the princess of slovia okay when he has to jump on that grenade all right one he has to marry decide amongst yourself we've got to make our way into the royal family all right i'm looking for a moon challenge now i believe oh my god another disney portal i think doug should not [Music] my sticky bombs okay president dug the ruler of pesislavia's supreme pesachus iv said that the factors are ugly and that we make bad attackers okay kitty down there i go to disneyland portal later you can't trust him we know that pistol ovens piss all over the rules of good journalism can't trust them all right little [ __ ] [Music] dude i just please just come on there we go got the bow [Music] president i volunteer as tribute my wife already left me anyway long live the cartocracy long live okay that should be fine okay i grabbed this beautiful beautiful kitty cat [Music] oh my god oh my god believers this is looking pretty god damn good uh oh still looking pretty good if that had blown up the disneyland portal that would have been bad [Music] got so much blood this is sick there's so much blood all right uh oh this one there's nothing here okay i'll just get to the end oh more disneyland uh don't need rope we could fund the rebel group the bloody pissers with enough guns they could overthrow the pistol slovian royal family the house of pisavich [Music] this is why i pay you the big money to entrench yourself deep in their society to learn their weaknesses have a good trip [Music] i just want to get out of here dude [Music] i'll quickly check over here nope i'm not checking up there i don't want to i don't feel like it you don't you can't make me all right now as long as i just don't [ __ ] this up like a dumb idiot we're fine [Music] anything i need to grab no [Music] okay [Music] oh it's sticky peace [ __ ] i forgot i have a girlfriend but she's from a different nation my urination is that fine i don't know why you're grabbing this i put one here probably or here i'll see what happens [ __ ] it [Music] am i screwed ceiling isn't tall enough am i dead now [Music] okay i have to play normally okay it's fine it's right fine i just have to go back and play normally i just have to beat him the old-fashioned way before they had your fancy skips [Music] what is this one jesus christ i okay this is gonna honestly guys this is gonna go great [Music] i'm feeling really confident [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] we're fine we're fine we're fine i don't know everybody's freaking out calm down [Music] okay that's a little freaky to me calm down [Music] is what that didn't get it what's gonna happen here [Music] all right so that's that's just done normally without the skips [Music] believers are about to make so much [ __ ] money i mean i have to get a lot farther but then [Music] i don't really need any more money so i mean i'm not even at the hard part that has been attacked by a bloody piston army do we unleash the sharkistic missiles at the pisa slovian capital [Music] send them a telegram i'm saying constipation's about to erupt uh say you you have 24 hours you have 24 hours we'll figure out for what later um cool next is tide pools yes the bow i know i know it's right here i got it i think i would forget anything like that ever that is actually exactly what i would do cool bo is there for later and now we're off so much delicious blood i send a valentine's day everybody to send anything you want [Music] uh no not voice echoes uh ooh axolotl what do i do in the first in the first round first round of this world is nothing right by the way nothing's happening actually you know what you guys are hypocritical you're probably all eating turkey right now um don't give me that shocked face it is thanksgiving oh you guys want to see something fun wait how does the clam work you know what you know i'm not going to show you something fun i don't remember how the clam works but then i could show you i could create a monkey to honor the fartocracy no i'm not gonna do it [Music] cool i'm not um i'm not eating turkey i'm vegan canadian but we're all americans today the first level i do nothing second one i get sword third one i get idle or uh ankh no no no first one third one is the lava level fourth is king goo right yeah that's correct doug i am shocked you would suggest that chat is having turkey on a day nicknamed turkey day i thought i was at the end i don't like how long this is okay we're good [Music] president they pissed on the telegram and replied saying that our tacos give them at first [Music] that's how we infiltrate [Music] that's always been how we infiltrate has anybody seen attack on titan actually that's a spoiler [Music] [Music] technically we're fine i just have to do a skip we're gonna be fine [Music] just everybody calm down god this stupid ass whatever the [ __ ] this [Music] where's the sword okay okay we got a big asteroid all right i need to look up the lava skip it's still a good day to be a believers believers god damn it never mind i mean it is sorry i'm confident i'm panicking i i thought this goes farther keep your eyes on the price douglas i know i don't know i gotta calm down okay how do i get past all these things doggy i am so sorry that was a little close god damn it whatever i'm not paying attention it's fine i'm believing that hard okay there's the portal is that the only one i have dude jesus take the wheel why didn't i just throw a bomb here what am i doing [Applause] president doug king pisivich iv says he's willing to talk if he submits and become a puppet nation to mrs slovia never never ever we fart on his proposal okay [Music] a vassal of the pistopians unbelievable you hear that pislovia this is what we think about your offer thank you okay so one two three four right to the left of the fourth one and enter of the first right yeah let me just do that first okay i kind of want some of these things just gone um i bet it doesn't matter but whatever i'll just feel better all right [Music] then i do a third okay two right there and you bomb on the outer edges so bomb right above the left and right one and then you can jump over here got it i just have to play the best goddamn splunky of my life [Music] and we're king ooh i do not like this i don't like this i don't like a poison barrel crab [Music] [Music] i need a little more help just in case it's just really loud it's all right [Music] this is not really appropriate for what's happening right now [Music] this is epic all right we go to kangoo god damn it [ __ ] ah that's a clam [Music] all right king ooh you [ __ ] oh my god yes yes yes yes [Music] ah and i got the dog all right good day to be a believer it's so loud i just have to not die for this [ __ ] ice level [Music] [Music] okay i want to kill as many things i can and get some blood while being as absolutely safe as possible okay blew up an altar that's not great [Music] come on [Music] on this day november 28 2019 is thanksgiving day i am thankful for your stream and hope you find success in this as a career path and i am thankful for chat and future chat if you are watching this pre-recorded stream in the year 2021 wait wait wait wait [Music] wait is there any reason for me to keep the sword [Music] [Music] yeah swords are cool all right [ __ ] neo babylon dude oh no babylon you babylon pork's my butt dude okay first neo babylon i do nothing second one i get the little uh boy thingy and then the third the the the what is it called earn the urn and then third one i get uh the queef man forget what his name is sword can slice through olamides okay third i get queef man fourth i fly to the moon and get to sunken city i've got one more world and uh and we got this little boy thingy you know what i mean actually that yeah maybe not i already hate this [Music] oh god not what i meant to do i wanted to blow up the sphinx guy the sphincter [Music] okay thank you for the five months play less than three okay we're fine we're fine thank you i appreciate it i'm sorry little hamster [Music] but i need your blood [Music] love the content and already ordered the new plush any chance the original will never go on sale again i don't like this i'm bombing my way down i'm playing it safe uh maybe i don't know if a lot of people would want it [Music] okay [Music] how do i kill that thing [Music] that's how okay oh my god [Music] [Applause] [Music] smiling servant of clay marked by the ankh smiling clay onk [Music] what is clay the brown i assume [Music] it's white wait wait hold on what's white clay is white what do you mean clay is like tan is clay actually white in the game play is white okay what is what is the uh the tan one then is that wood make sure the brown one is wood in the game it's white okay now enough people are saying i trust there's some good splunky players here [Music] uh okay well was it there at the beginning i was i was looking at the wrong colors see a gold one i see it make sure i don't get crushed here this one right smiling white [Music] please check dude you don't get to be a believer by asking me to double check things and be careful you get there by believing that this one is probably the one i'm supposed to get now i take this one to the next [Music] level if i get it there we get the queef man and then [Music] oh god i don't love this i want to bomb my way in i'm bombing it i don't like this [Music] okay i'll go down [Music] good timing oh my god i need to get out of here okay i pick him up i need to get this boy to the bottom of this room [Music] i don't like this i'm bombing i don't like it [Music] i do not have a lot of bombs left no there's a horse thing [Music] no where'd he go why did he drop what happened to queef man what the [ __ ] i didn't kill him i jumped he just dropped out of my hands where'd he even go is he alive maybe he's still alive wait he's not even here [Music] what the [ __ ] happened [Music] i do the key on skip and it's going to be badass it's still technically doable it's still technically doable it's just that was dumb i remembered last second that it reflects [Music] oh so you're saying there's a chance okay you need climbing gloves you're saying there's not a chance oh why did why no you don't look it up killian i still remember what do you how do you spell it killian it's possible but ultra hard so you're saying there's a chance splunky 2 vlad's cape no climbing gloves nope only vlad's cape [Music] there's a very very small chance so you're saying there's a chance [Music] jesus christ what okay [Music] [Music] so you're saying there's a chance [Music] jesus christ it's a good day to be a doubter [Music] [Music] he's doing it twice in a row are you insane i'm gonna [ __ ] do it okay president that this is some horrible news two-thirds of our army was destroyed during the battle of daihiro grad and all of our best generals were either killed or captured do we still have a chance of winning here is my ultimate final order there's a chance how many ropes does it take i don't know i have enough 14. i have plenty of rope [Music] getting rid of that there's no time [Music] okay so you're saying there's a chance [Music] [Music] now all i do no you're saying there's a chance right there's still a chance there has to be a chance still god damn it why did i get hit up that last one [Music] i am officially saying there is not a chance [Music] [Music] you're lousy you dropped killian because you teetered too long i was in midair no dude oh no i'm well man maybe i'll do one more [Music] got it [Music] i want to do it so bad [Music] all right one more actually for real this time and then wrapped up for today could we play together for a bit technically we did a little earlier president doug i just wanna do one more run today slavians we are now officially their puppet country we also have to pay 456 trillion fart dollar sir that means we have them exactly where we want them oh beans you mean like unleash the beans president doug i have successfully infiltrated the pislovian palace the pislovians are none the wiser i need to gain the trust of the princess so i can get close to their king once i am in position i will strike by the way you guys saw the princess there right the gigantic mermaid-ish pislovian princess one of you guys married her right while i was jumping around on those bubbles back in the dwelling pog champ [Music] i was too shy to talk to her my wi-fi is gonna hit me if you don't do it right now [Music] well i see nothing wrong with that sounds like a healthy merit [Music] god i hate dwelling this is the only bad part about splunky 2 is that i have to go back to the [ __ ] dwelling [Music] i have 10k i'm believing taco it's gonna happen this time it's simple mathematics [Music] kind of [ __ ] moles gonna come out of it [Music] [Music] it's actually more fun if you believe damn right she's claude's wife you're saying claude is el presidente of pislavia all right we gotta call we gotta calm it down okay after almost tripling my money from disbelief and seeing how close you got last time this time i believe okay i'm gonna start off with bombs disneyland portal is probably out of reach gonna be fine all right dude give me some money okay there's [ __ ] money uh yeah i'll have to well no i won't have to this is my turkey [Music] you can still you can still bet right now you still bet look at this i'm filthy rich i'm buying bombs out the butt it's a good day to be a believer that's all i'm saying [Music] [Music] by which i mean it will be hopefully dude where is this freaking door uh whatever i'm uh i kind of want money [Music] was there anything worth getting from that shopkeeper that's worth no i don't think so [Music] oh i like that all right we put this pot here and this uh this box i'm calling it right now it's gonna be a teleporter damn it [Music] i meant to say jetpack but [Music] thanks for one of the most unique content on twitch keep except doug you're welcome thank you appreciate it thanks johnny um oh i see a disneyland portal uh okay so it's underneath there oops [Music] i don't know why i put the turkey in front of the thing but [Music] all right set off this trap get the turkey the guy just got a telegram from claude apparently you are the star of a game show they broadcast where they make fun of your peggle skills i have already drafted plans on how we can exploit the geneva suggestion i mean convention i could it's a good day to be a believer what i will do is i will uh do one of our nation's greatest and longest traditions offering up the poop monkey [Music] arise poop monkey he just walks around pooping money at me [Music] all hail fartocracy [Music] come on buddy oh don't go down there buddy please don't please be careful please be careful i want to go get him come here come here little guy i'm trying to i can't get him okay i can't get out this is fine [Music] wait why did i do that no no somebody's [Music] oh no somebody took the controller there's a robber in my house somebody somebody broke the controller in my house [Music] oh [ __ ] and i wasn't paying attention what happened nothing bad happened right i think some pislovian broke in here [Music] goddamn pistons i knew they were up to something i need a thing to throw at people [Applause] [Music] [Music] cool [Music] i don't really care about the target not as a person just like in terms of i don't need him right now in the game exists why do i hear music no it wasn't look first off first off it was a pistol oven and not me secondly um i didn't realize that if you drop a mole on the poop monkey that he'll blow up like i didn't realize our sacred symbol was that freaking frail and thirdly was the pislovian and not my fault now it's volcano easy first i get our boy van horsing okay he's right down there i don't know why i did that [Music] okay uh yeah okay kitty please be a disneyland portal okay god damn it so some levels are in the dark which is cool okay moon challenge is down there [Music] no don't go down use the plushie ropes very cool why did it i don't know what i'm doing here oh okay there's the bow i'll get this too this is gonna be jetpack cool very useful right now very cool [Music] worst jet pack i've ever seen okay i don't get my torch anymore but do you believe that of course name one time ever that i didn't fully completely believe in you 100 god damn it [Music] bombs [Music] um [Music] all right it's going well now just don't hit a goddamn shopkeeper please i don't ask for it that much journal entry oh i killed a lava mander all right cool uh okay all right all right all right right all right all right everybody calm down here we go i guess quick check for a disneyland portal [Music] nope so the lava is tripping which i'm not a big fan of i'm an explorer no i then i can't come back um i'll wait for one more drip from both sides please don't trip on me [Music] [Applause] i'll leave this out here [Music] ah [Music] what song is this this is kirby's air ride trial oh wait sorry this is the spooky vampire all right try not to be too spooked out everybody right now let's play we've played tf2 music so oh my god [Music] no get get away [Music] yeah okay look what i'm standing on chat it's your very favorite thing [Music] why did i do that [Music] it's still not clear why this is a thing that is oft talked about but [Music] damn it whatever [ __ ] it we're going back [Music] cool now one more there's nothing uh this one we can play really relaxed chill music bam hopefully i get the disneyland portal do not need that oh i love splunky payday no thanksgiving with the family also when will we see the next donkey kong country run splunky is my family we'll do donkey kong probably december maybe december or january should have grabbed the gun i don't wouldn't even kill me i just wasn't paying it i wasn't like playing it super careful how long did that take that wasn't that long i need one more [Music] no no i gotta i gotta wrap up i got another [ __ ] to do right yeah i have other [ __ ] no i gotta be lame i'll i'll try to stream more splunk in the next couple days um dude god it's such a i like this game a lot but god it's so infuriating to like just have it just lost in an instant you clean me dry look we can all agree today was a good day to be a believer [Music] mr president aspires killed king pisso bish iv and he is now king of pisa slovia as his first decree he has granted our nation full independence this is a joyous day [Music] all right you guys have one shot one shot for 20 more gifted subs and i'm calling it for the day i'll do more splunky soon look maybe the believing didn't go well in splunky but it went well in the brutal political battle with pislovia [Music] go chat i believe in you [Music] oh my god wait you're actually like kind of near the end now you just drop two stories this is actually doable [Music] all right somebody's gotta throw bombs somebody's gotta throw it oh [Music] oh taken out by a caveman this sounds like the twitch chat i know and love pacifist vegans law abiding i don't think you guys are any of those things um all right that's it for today uh thanks for hanging out i'm gonna try to stream more in the uh in the near future just last two or three weeks have been uh very busy for me with stuff outside of work as well so uh should be a lot gooder now going forward [Applause] and i want to do more more streams like this we're just chilling and doing gameplay on top of challenge things of course um yeah plushie you didn't see it you probably did already look at that plush nice we're winning and do they are is it sorted by who's sold the most i think it's it's ordered but that's funny man we just guys we're winning anyway uh plus you hear it's like 30 bucks and uh it's really really cool 27 bucks plus shipping he won look believers things didn't go great in splunky but it did go well in the plushy world and in pislavia [Music] so [Music] sweet when are you gonna stream again i don't know unfortunately but hopefully next couple days um i want to get more more chill streams in uh on top of other stuff it's just been slow the past few weeks all right that's it hey have a great rest of your holidays everybody although i don't know if today is actually a holiday for anybody outside of america but they're coming up anyways have a good holidays y'all uh see you in a couple days bye what it's sold out no it's not it's not sold out you can buy one sorry sold out you missed out it was only for two hours all right bye everybody |
foreign audio thing isn't working I think I just need to restart my computer to fix it but I'm not going to I know I know I know so we'll just start with uh I was gonna listen oh not that I was gonna listen to new Taylor but I guess we'll just listen to it Lily to start the stream the Lily Lily Lily Lily Lily Lily I got pain in my willy I just love Lily so much that's a song I I wrote about Lily Lily where the frick is your songs karma is my boyfriend karma is a God dude you know what I hate about the remix I can't hear notice either [ __ ] is this just gonna be broken I hate uh I hate the remix um when she says facts yeah hey Dante already said it when ice spice comes in and she says facts no I'm not playing Lily yet wait can you guys hear anything you can't hear any music huh my shit's all [ __ ] we hear notice but no music that's so funny because I don't hear notice um let me just switch you to default there you go living silently inside [Music] there we go my mind is drifting away then I dream about times I wish guys [Music] um um [Music] [Music] [Music] sorry my stuff is all messed up I made a mess I made a mess in my computer just sleeping all to myself [Music] okay I'm back I'm ready we're gonna do a real run today and see how close I am to Emily has she done a full run and what was her time Laura thank you for the seven a cast anything for the three scooter thing for the 32. grass think of the two on the road again so he was a 15. disgusting for the 31 Bean thinking of the five toaster cats think of the 25 gem bear I think the 26th Hector I think to the 16 orange I don't think of the tens stay in the garbage can think of the 31 robot bunny thing for the 46 FX band thinks of four Sage cake think of the 14. thank you crazy cat lady for the 20 madalu for the 25. she's at three hours now and 82 games played all right I feel like that's reasonable I feel like I can catch up to Emily I feel good about that I've had a productive day I wish I could show you some of the stuff I've done but some of the stuff is making Maya's goddamn birthday present and it is the most cursed craft I've ever done every part of it has been bad and then I remade it and I had to cover it with glue that's supposed to dry and the glue is supposed to dry clear but the glue didn't dry clear so it's like ruined again and I'm like great just unlucky and yeah her birthday was on Wednesday and I'm barely working on our birthday present but that's because part of it never came music is a little loud okay um Taylor's doing surprise songs right now uh Cassio thank you for the two gerk three for the 22. I can't hear notice today my shit's all messed up penguin King think of the 15 months [Music] of your sweatshirt thank you you might be able to dissolve the glue I don't think I could without dissolving what's underneath it [Music] I saw a comment on a podcast with Pokey as a guest that they should get you as a guest what podcast [Music] so weird Jedi I think the 17th pretty basic oh really that's so funny I didn't know they had Pokey on that seems like the craziest crossover that green stone thing for the 21 I can't slope thank you the four it's so weird [Music] anyway what did you guys do today I didn't really have a productive day [Music] foreign but I did go on a walk and I play some basketball truffle monster I think the eleven watching the [ __ ] Heats game yeah who went to the beach that's fun Gallery thank you for the eight I'm sad all day about a soccer team that's sad [Music] Robert thank you for the five I listed a wine about it for the first time while you worked hell yeah clubs I think it was six fun things with the 19. [Music] there's a fear and verse yard game oh that's so can Austin and I just be cheerleaders [Music] you forget to change the stream title no I'm just warming up they didn't tell you no they didn't tell me did I not get invited thoughts on the Taylor Swift and I spice Club I hate when I spy says facts it ruins the entire song for me it was Twitter where link it I would drink that last cup of coffee don't say facts it's kind of Camp is Camp's a new word for like cheesy right the yard guys really want you and Austin to play so take that as you will whoa this sounds sexist why make new words because that's how the world works wait when is your Taylor Swift concert I'm going to three and two are in August and one is in July so I'm still a while out false god oh that's a good song all words are made up true does anyone feel like Hobbies sometimes feel like work yeah of course cutie the remix will grow on you I promise the remix is fine I didn't like that I didn't like that song regardless circumstancing even seven I don't I'm a I'm a renowned Karma hater like karma is a skip for me hmm sorry did you like snow on the beach take two yet so much better also you're losing me is the saddest song in the whole entire world considering like I hope I never lose you I hope this never ends I'll Never Walk Cornelia Street again too you're losing me bro why do you think you're the prime it's so sad yeah I agree that it's no I I agree snow on the beach is no longer a skip because the remix boneless swing thank you for the prime uh you have probably been asked so much for if you haven't answered what do you think about the song I just don't like when they say facts origin of the b-ball game okay turns out swifties were lying about Joe cheating what does that even mean okay I've seen a lot about how Ludwig is the best back secular basketball player in the world recently bring your five and Hassan and I will bring ours yardverse fear basketball game let's do this thing bro I'm not I'm not a man I'm not mentioned in this me and Austin are clear he said me and Hassan will bring ours he didn't say anything about like uh why is it the wrong screen God damn it hello display capture where are you jono thank you for the four months properties why does my display captures change sometimes oh [Music] Sinister thank you for the prime um I'm not mentioning this at all it just says Hassan I will bring ours they say yard versus fear basketball game but I think they forgot me and Austin are on that on it I think they forgot about us right thank you for the three months Megan thank you for the year cutie what surprise songs do you want Taylor to sing at your song uh I want her to sing the Lakes she hasn't sung that yet or ours that would be hype or my cavity of course um they mentioned you all on the team on the Pod who's they will oh do the does the yard know that we're on the does the yard know about me in Austin or can we get away with like not showing up curious about your lore my lore is a human Bagels thank you for the three months recluse thank you for the eight bungies thank you the 27 sorry mysterious bungees Conway think of the five Taylor Swift loving lore oh uh I mean there's I feel like there's not much lore I feel like I'm just as good at basketball as slime honestly guys I ca I can drive okay I can Dr I can and I can lay up can you dunk no drive a car yeah thank you for the four months thank you for the prime today today I got like today I got like four three pointers in or four oh my gosh Kaya raid four out of ten free throws and not three pointers Hassan thank you for the raid this is huge for me thank you now I will return on the podcast tomorrow because he has fulfilled his contract huge huge for us guys I'll actually go on the podcast this is so big also apparently we're playing basketball which I'm I think I'm good at basketball dude I wanted slime to play my eight-year-old nephew and he and he didn't I think he would I would think he would have lost oh my gosh a big Jean thank you for the thank you for the five gifted geez Louise Gizmo thing for the ten Lulu thing the five if you guys are here from Hassan's stream and you guys hate rich people ew yuck foreign please use your Prime on me smiley face shrimp think of the four if you want a streamer if you want a streamer that will thank you for your sub right now sometimes she doesn't see it I will do that I'll do that for you sacral thank you for the prime I won't say your name right sunflower Suki thank you to seven months Kirby thank you for the 23. Nika Chu thank you for the 12. Lulu think of the five Gizmo thank you oh God wait that was actually Maddie that Maddie that was too many I asked for primes you're not supposed to give me so much money Jesus Maddie what the hell Gizmo Max thank you for the 10 or 10 months schweimer thank you for the four I already thanked you Kirby thank you for the 23 sunflower Suki I already thanked you guys I'm out of order Augustana thank you for the nine Maddie thank you for the 20 gifted those very very generous of you Rick's thinking of the seven charludy thank you for the three two white to game thing for the three F saying thank you for the 20. woke sky thank you for the three uh cast Squatch thank you for the 16 sailor silver thank you for the prime Sun jockey thank you everybody's more to Fam thank you for the 10. and Gwyneth thank you for the three thank you guys yep new event announced tomorrow John McDonald thank you for the 30 months chairman meow thank you for the 21. Kai Ken thank you for the 20 and north thank you for the 18. Hassan never thinks his Subs yeah that's because he's ungrateful I've always said that about him so you know use your use your subs um use your subs where you want no uh it got [ __ ] up cass because I was I switched my USBs earlier and then it got all mad and started thinking the Focus right was the main thing and it'll just fix if I restart my computer I just decided not to um kitten think of the four months Rudy thank you for the three Surfer I think of the brand new sub and saber thing for the nine thank you very much how are you today good I had a pretty productive day and send through the five cents um since all the boys have moved out of the house I've started like redecorating and stuff like that and yesterday um yesterday was my day off of streaming I take Fridays off and I try not to work I did work a little bit but uh I didn't work too much just like four hours uh Ritz thank you for the 27 and then I spent like uh a few I spent like seven hours I'm not kidding you picking out like art for our house because we don't have any art hanging up because like when we moved in we moved in with all the boys and I was like um uh and I was I I was just hesitant to like I didn't want to like why am I done with Taylor Swift trending hello wait why is Cornelia Street trending oh because I hope I never lose you and then you're losing me is that why anyway I I spent yesterday and I she sang it surprise songs for the night I thought she just had two surprise songs Jason thank you for the the 13 uh levsky thing for the 11 Nanny thank you for the 22. it was false god and Holy Ground yeah dummies rich thank you for the 27 and send thank you the five saber alrighty thank you I came from Hassan when are you going back on fear and tomorrow people thought thought she'd sing it oh she's been going crazy who even knows what no she hasn't what has Taylor done to to say she's been going crazy she's been on tour she's been chilling she's quite literally chilling I'm done with Taylor Swift as a Wendy Williams meme oh okay Hoss frogs wait for a t-swift drama on the pod true true love skew thank you for the 11. Nanny thank you for the 22. Jason thank you for the 13. boss ninja thank you for the 13 big wizard thank you for the eight thank you guys oh I heard that one wait what even was that noise oh it's because I that's nmp's I'm still using nmps um I'm still logged into nmps I use the virtual camera on obs I've stayed logged in because I want to go live on his Channel at some point but I have to I have to plan something good and I don't know what so I haven't logged out I don't know what I want to do yeah we've never we've literally never heard the that sub noise go off before cutie if you were K-pop Idol who would you be um I would be that one guy's bear Taylor Swift has a house near me it's so nice you can go on the beach right next to it in Maine you have to wake up early for that though I know that's been the biggest holdback let's be honest Anonymous thank you for gifting a sub cutie are you playing the new Zelda ner what's your favorite disneywide Pirates of the Caribbean if he gets 25 gifted are you first to do the dance no that's when I log out if [ __ ] Camp is going to be smaller this year are we still getting merch yes that's just gonna be like t-shirts it's nothing crazy do you still play Sims I would love to play The Sims I haven't in a while I don't know how I got here but hi hello are you baking anything for fear and tomorrow tomorrow morning we might do a baking stream uh uh princess Mio think of the eight months I don't know what I'd bake though oh no she doesn't have a house in Maine it's Rhode Island right wait where does Taylor have a house actually it's me and thinks I'm great guys stop I'm not trying to farm I'm not trying to farm alerts for Nick's Channel neon witch thank you thank you for the sub Damian thank you for the sub uh princess meow thank you um are you gonna play the b-ball game for fear and I didn't know there was no one has told me about this but I guess so Watch Hill is so nice to get wait what is Watch Hill can someone actually tell me a beach that's by her house right in Rhode Island yeah it's by your house right hoodie thinking of the 26 months I'm just here eating tamales hell yeah who do you watch on Twitch when chilling uh mostly little simsy I love her how often do you work out three times a week and today I played basketball I feel like if I was ever rich like Taylor Swift I feel like I wouldn't buy houses that big because it's like just her 90 of the time that would stress me out slime streams have been your favorite recently has even streaming Focus you're talking about roommates and decorating oh all the roommates moved out and so I've been redecorating and I spent like seven hours yesterday picking out new art and I did such a good job I'm so excited but it's gonna be a while because I have to like order it all and then um I have to order it all and then I have to paint and blah blah blah and then I have to get it framed because she's a coupon queen the jar and think of the nine guys also I found this I found this um I found this uh Media Console I really liked and it's black and the but the black one is fifteen hundred dollars but I found a brown one that's only three hundred dollars so I clearly get the brown one and paint it right coupons yeah so I'm gonna do that think of the two years I appreciate it um are you a fan of chalk paint ew no yuck ain't no way the colors are the only difference and it's fine do you mean the actual console not the gaming console I meant I said a media console like like drawers Michael think of the two o m n o 64 I think of it 29. paint and seal yeah exactly easy peasy are you doing a gallery wall yeah it's not that good but I still like it Hassan randomly quoted Taylor Swift lyrics what did he just say you need to calm down did you watch Jen lost I didn't but I know he's gonna turn it into a video so when he does a video we should react to it on stream he said I'm the problem it's me that [ __ ] keeps saying that he keeps saying that he wants to be a sexy baby so badly it's insane and he forgets that she's not a sexy baby and he forgets that he quite literally is a monster on a hill so I don't know I know he does he does I'm the problem it's me every stream I people always send me clips and I'm like you're not in uh thank you for the five months um anyway um I uh I don't really understand I haven't like I said I haven't watched rainbows thing I don't understand it what is it I need to watch it I need to be on top of this stuff it's like part of stream rewards [ __ ] you know oh my gosh TD railgun thing for the 10 gifted you guys will see when I get stuff redone it won't I it won't be for like two-ish months because I'm gonna try to do it all at once I wanna like order everything get it all at once and then like the uh I guess I mean you'll see because I like I'm gonna redo my stream room and stuff like that so you'll see it it's a mini series what do they do though what have they been doing on it moving stream rooms no I'm not gonna move rooms I'm just gonna put some shelves up and change the wallpaper it's a horror mini show what are they doing I don't get it it's just cool it's kind of murder mystery same Vibes oh really it's partially written parsley improv friction fiction show oh cool biscuits get out of here Rambo's the main character chat tells me what to do so is it kind of like uh germa Sims stream but horror Sherman thank you uh how is streaming again what is your plans for Memorial weekend um this these are my plans yeah oh so it's like that should we look at some clips no I'll wait till the I'll wait till this video is out and I'll we'll react to this video zakus thank you for the year germa dollhouse meets puzzle room okay cool very cool Jeremiah thoughts on Karma facts those are my thoughts on Karma facts comment is a boyfriend thank you for the 15. everything for the 22. six days and I graduated high school no way true your Beach post was amazing you guys I'm tricking you guys I'm gonna just start whoa uh rude username but thing for the 25 easy peasy um I uh I was just gonna say something what was coming out of my mouth what was it oh oh oh the picture um yeah you guys are dumb I posted that picture literally a year ago and then I was like I bet I have a new enough audience I can post this again and no one will know and I did and it worked and now I'm gonna keep doing it I think it's genius it's literally still on my Instagram from a year ago you can go back and find it Druid thank you for this nine months Kira thank you I'm not scrolling that far on my Instagram it's not it's like two Scrolls down I don't post enough on Instagram it is a pretty good experiment because I guess maybe I only posted on Insta and I didn't post it on Twitter which is interesting because I only have 200k on Insta but then I have 500k on Twitter anyway I'll probably keep doing that why does Ludwig wear Wisconsin sweatshirt because that's my Wisconsin sweatshirt and I like it because I like Wisconsin I'm from Wisconsin that's why I say sauce wait why is why is why is Nick's little guy here why is he here he's never been here before go away get out of here what the heck got him wait can I time that just right I missed oops oh ooh okay let me try that again she'll get this she'll get it there we go I did it let him stay no he's stupid um yeah I have this I don't know if you guys saw it [Music] thank you the Bitties everybody has to start somewhere it seems easy but it isn't is it most days it just feels like you're talking to yourself the good news is it gets better sometimes all you need is a little push [Music] and to that end we're bringing back your favorite event for up and coming streamers also can I call out yep Boomer here yeah Boomer made this and he I and the goal was to use like old clips of like the people hosting it until now and he chose the worst clips for me there's this one where I'm free Katarina this one where I'm a psychopath this one where I'm telling someone they have a small dick this one where I'm dresses us where'd it go yeah thanks thanks yet Boomer think how did you even find this I love her what's that in your hand the marker that I was drawing on my tooth with killjoy think of the 16 months Santa thank you for the four me at the salon I don't even remember doing this I don't remember ever streaming at the salon I did that I streamed at the salon how annoying am I I don't remember ever doing this foreign dresses one punch man Anna thank you for the 10 gifted what was that me with a weird ass wig on me as the old lady that's right and then he gave me normal Clips what the heck yeah Boomer Anna thank you so much for the 10 gifted that was really nice thank you thank you thank you everyone else's Clips are wholesome how did that happen streamer Camp is back [Music] a total of 160 applications will be reviewed live on stream 16 of the best applicants will be flown to La where they will live together for four days competing in various fun challenges [Music] only one will be crowned the winner receiving a cash prize and a brand new pc setup applications opened May 26 to May 28th they close tomorrow or yeah tomorrow at midnight contestants are advised to pack nose plugs espously only showers once a week um also funny the Christmas concert wasn't the first time Peter and John and Santa Baby yeah I didn't realize why am I open two days because four big creators tweeted it four big creators tweeted it and we already have let's see 344 responses that's why it's only opened for 48 hours we have to narrow that down to we have a 120 is what we were planning to do but that video said 160 so it's like oh oopsie what if I don't want to go do I have to sign up what no Jello what huh anyway it's pretty straightforward when you sign up when you sign up there's a few questions that are like um tell us why you want to be why you want to come and some people are like some people said uh to to get a million followers all right well that's maybe not the best answer and then it's like tell us a bit about yourself some people said you'll have to wait and see and it's like well that's not gonna that's not going to get you there and then another question says you have an unlimited budget to make a stream or a YouTube video what do you make and they said that would be nice so anyway we've got some good contenders for sure for sure for sure for sure um uh also also I tweeted this earlier today I don't know if you guys saw this but since you guys are here I can give you the the 4-1-1 Derby thank you for the three months King thank you for the three who's Dono talking to oh I didn't even see the oh sadistic siren my boyfriend surprised me with a patron subduine about it I'll be meeting him in person for the first time next week and the podcast will be my background noise background noise to sex what or to what sadistic Sirens speak we're waiting the class is waiting huh whine about it stays on during sex not just sex hangout noise oh not sex just hang out noise you're gonna have sex my podcast you're gonna have sex on my podcast and also Maya's gonna be like beep beep and then you guys are gonna be like oh call back and you're gonna have to stop having sex just to say oh call back so we hope um okay everybody here is the timeline that you guys get a bit of a a heads up on um June is insane do you guys know how much [ __ ] is in June I can't do anything in June it's so full of like conquest and like valorant oh my gosh extra Emily thank you for the raid uh Uno truno thank you for the 23. Emily thank you oh so very much thank you Emily Emily Emily uh all right um all right guys we're gonna beat her today wait what time did she get Cass is not Tuesday please shut up 3 28. uh we might not be here guys my my my current time is nine and a half hours it's not bad it was my first run though so we can't get any worse we're gonna play it in a second I was just talking about my events we have coming up which Emily will surely come to some of these um uh I'll send you the dates Emily and we'll see which ones you can come to but um guys here you go are you ready chat so June is insane because there's like conquest and that valorant thingy so like I only have one thing in June so I wonder what the announcement is tomorrow I defeat thank you for gifting a sub to Emily uh and dodo thank you for the three months um but July July we have all of these and this and maybe Beyblade if I can squeeze it in somewhere but Beyblade might have to be in August [ __ ] Camp is probably in August my other surprise event is in August and then the gala will be in September and then there'll probably be another Master Baker in September and then I'll do another Master Baker um in December leaked what where do you mean leaking this is my stream Mars Bar save you the prime cool huh and then that's when we start repeating who's getting [ __ ] Camp invites I don't know actually I don't know but the gala is going to be very cool I'm really I out of all these I'm most excited for the gala I have a really cool site visit of my venue next week I'll make sure to Vlog it so we have a cool Vlog um so yeah what is a Gala it's gonna be for charity but yeah it should be cool gala gala gala I don't know it'll be cool I haven't sent out invites for anything below here so if you have any streamers that are asking just be like chill pill also the best thing people do is when I get DMS that are like yo like nice wig right here he damned me he's like hey if you need help with any of these hit me up so yeah um I also have a few that I might try to squeeze in here or there we're going to do another film short film contest in the summer but it's going to be a really cool one so um yeah it should be cool Becky thank you for the 14. anyway I tweeted that today because I decided I couldn't keep it in anymore and I would share it and I would tell you guys the things the things I'm doing I'm excited so I hope you guys are excited been liking the film contest yeah I like doing the film contest I'm happy I can do them and thanks to manscaped actually they usually are the ones that sponsor them so then I can pay for the um the prizes cat mode think of the fourth the 15 months I actually had this crazy call with my agency where they showed me how much they made for me last year um wait what does that mean Cass I don't know what that means um they showed me how much they made for me last year and it was crazy because I just spent it all on events I was like why am I not rich can we ban drama frogs from [ __ ] Camp no I'll give everybody 30 seconds to be dramatic about [ __ ] Camp one second let me get a timer code jams thank you for the sub you guys ready wait he made an out-of-pocket vid and used a clip of you with manscaped wait what is he farming drama I kind of want to watch that's so weird it was about twitch dying and advertising he got so much wrong uh sad I'm not gonna watch it then why why did he use a clip I actually am I'll say I'm fine with him using a clip of me if he wants um because I used to love his videos and then it they randomly started feeling a little in silly um but maybe that's a way to Garner a bigger audience um Junior Ramen thank you for the two months code jams think of the sub uh uh he made a dumb point he made it sound like twitch got you a manscape sponsored wait why would he be mad about that no I'm fine no I'm in no I'm farming no I'm looking oh he has clips of so many people where is it where's the time step no we're diving in we're diving into drama I'm a drama I'm a drama streamer again put me back in coach Hoss frogs are here I'm drama streaming Cass is a drama Bader now now hey hey [ __ ] was like a kick ad is it that one it was 20 seconds before this okay let's see let's see we're getting drama we're getting drummed drama Pokemon I love her and other men's life audience huge chunks mostly simply not know where to run the ads the only thing to Twitch on ads so that mostly viewers who fit in that category will see those ads if Pampers went to Twitch with that target audience in mind they would simply not know where to run on the ads pamper YouTube women YouTube if they are because of what I might be I'm Dante a lot and that he's my favorite streamer so they could maybe guess what I might be interested in based on what they think I'm Dante's viewers like and because of this most advertisers don't feel comfortable using twitch because they don't know if they're like what advertisers don't feel comfortable using twitch I'm confused about yourself where is it in just a few minutes hit with escape the ads and then decrease those metric twitch but that viewers are in just a few minutes you will be exposed to a large variety of different niches and you are active about yourself without because of my Instagram habits the app knows that I like them in streetwear and accessories skateboarding modern furniture sponsorships like QT Cinderella baking a cake on a live I look awful bad stream but with a manscaped partnership that says we save balls on the screen to make things worse for advertisers wait why is that best to be a long time conversation with the ad sales team at Twitter things worse stream which leads to inch bar brands and average this eliminates a huge chunk of potential Revenue because only a small amount of Brands want to advertise to that audience energy drink Brands unhealthy snack Brands car brands and other men's lifestyle that's not true I literally take a hellofresh sponsor I take so many I got let's see this or whatever I love advertising on Twitch which leads to is he saying men is he saying men don't bake wait is he being sexist that's funny interesting sponsorships like QT Cinderella baking a cake on a live stream but with a manscaped partnership that says we save ball that's also not a twitch sponsorship it was on the screen to make things worse for advertisers every deal has to be a long conversation with the ad sales team at twitch back and forth what is this guy okay he's actually just wrong he's just just not right he's just wrong um all of my I don't get sponsors through twitch I don't know anyone who does uh that's through my agency and manscape is a dope sponsor because they let me do whatever I want manscape lets me do baking manscaped lets me do short film contests manscapes lets me do kind of whatever I want so he that's just he's just being stupid um anyway that's interesting okay back to being mad about [ __ ] camp for 30 seconds ready everyone you can get mad about who gets invited to all my events for 30 seconds Ready Set Go foreign stop clean clean chat all right and to anyone who gets mad about people not getting invited to my um to any of my events over the summer the truth is I am a gatekeeping [ __ ] and I think that because I spend my money my personal money on it that I should choose who I invite and I know that's crazy I know that's a [ __ ] up thing to do it's really [ __ ] up to choose who you invite to your own parties it's really [ __ ] up but I do do that I do it I do it I'm sorry I'm sorry um but that's the reason streamer awards has tickets for sale is because if I don't invite you you can still buy a ticket so everyone is invited to at least one event every year huge ninja ninja could buy tickets why not uh okay dude there was um speaking of our drama segment we just had we had a tick tock I believe on wine about its account talking about how like dream asked me to be in a photo Scarlett thank you for the the year um and all I was doing was telling the story I was like yeah it was just weird because I don't know dream it was just awkward I don't know him very well he asked me to be in a photo right and the dream stands found that and they took me saying I didn't know him and it was just a crazy strange story because it's like freaking dream the stands found it and they took it into these two are like those [ __ ] in high school and I'm like I just said it I didn't know the guy is happening hello I didn't say he was like a [ __ ] idiot who doesn't know how to socialize in his I didn't say I just said that I didn't know what to do with my hands what the hell crazy dude it was crazy they're right actually actually true you're right there right um it'd be weirder if you pretend like you did know him I know it was just like it was so weird people are so weird um what happens with Minecraft that turns them up that way um I actually understand the psychology because think about okay so this is what I think about sometimes when I think about like Minecraft stance when I was like 13 14 no that's a little old when I was like 12 right 12 13 I was like obsessed with Good Charlotte I was obsessed with them okay I I loved them when I found out that like Joel Madden had a girlfriend I was like Madge Floyd the pig thinking the six months I was like oh this should have been me you know I totally had a chance like if he would have just seen me in my knee lengths or my ankle length skirt and polka dot happy bunny shirt he would have loved me you know um and so so anyway um but I like loved him I would like record interviews on like the VCR because that's how you recorded stuff even if you didn't use a VCR that's how you recorded stuff and uh yeah and you're just like really a part of it and then you read your teen magazines and you learn about them and whatever and you're like kind of a little obsessed right but not like full-fledged obsessed you have like posters and whatever and that's like pretty normal fandom now imagine you're 12 you have all those four hormones and all that energy that you need somewhere to put and now you can talk to that person imagine I could go into Joel Madden's chat and say I like your hair today and he says to me thank you thank you QT Cinderella and I see Joel hang out with all of his friends personally and they all play games together and I can give him five dollars and he has to acknowledge me like I think that's why Minecraft stands turn out that way I think they just like I think I think genuinely it's like it's just a fandom where people are just really parasocial and it sucks it's sad why Joel Madden wasn't Benji cooler Benji had a mohawk and you think I'm bringing home mohawk boy no but why do adults stay like this is the real question why do adults stay like this is the real question oh that's a good question I think sometimes maybe people have traumatic stunts and that's why they stay obsessed with people I think sometimes people lack self-worth and so they latch onto other people's to tear it down I think sometimes people lack real friendships and so it's easier to watch some online I think there's a lot of reasons that people turn out that way but usually it's a lot of projection and lack of their own uh community yeah celebrities are good at keeping their distance right like you there I have no way to talk to Taylor Swift however you guys could give me five dollars and I like kind of have to say thank you for your seven months but it's also really weird when like fandoms are protective of people I talked about this with like Taylor Swift all the people being like she deserves better it's like she deserves whatever the [ __ ] she wants like she's a grown ass woman who was like way smarter and better than you so like let her do whatever she wants like chill that's something I hate the most is when people are like they deserve better or like whatever just leave him alone like Jesus Christ like everyone deserves to whatever like it's it's in infantilizing yeah it's weird as hell dude take me from a four months to your performance uh content creators embracing parasocial relationships are also part of the problem I agree like giving away baby photos it's weird katoo think for the nine months um for the record I am not your friend I will not be your friend but I will say your name for a twitch Prime um have you ever had agencies contact Taylor Swift and see if you can collab in some way no because what would we do I have nothing to offer her guys I've got literally nothing to offer Taylor Swift if she went live on twitch.tv she'd have way more viewers asriel think of the 10. debatable talk hot Goss yeah I'd be like hey did you see xqc eat his toenails and she'd be like she wouldn't care about my hot Goss my bad she's a juicer she's like yeah he always does that ugh she would be great on wine about it Maya did give me the pass if she's ever on if she ever is interested she can be unwind about it and Maya would be there we just need wine about it to blow up as much as call her daddy or chicken dinner can you guys just watch it more please for anyone who doesn't know because some people still don't know whine about it is back I would like everyone to be very aware wine about it is back explanation point one about it it's been back I keep getting through the grapevine people tell me that it's canceled they're like when are you gonna bring wine about it back I'm like it's been it's been here exclamation point whine about it came back after streamer Awards uh go to the YouTube channel it's back we've been posting We post once a week we also post on the patreon once a week go go go go go go is it on YouTube yeah it's on the YouTube wait are you guys being unironic wait one in chat if you're being unironic and you actually didn't know it was back okay you guys just like typing one you guys don't even okay if that's true wait watch this what the hell what is this I just went to socialblade and this is what it showed me Jim is thinking of the 10 and koopalupa thank you for the five what is this [ __ ] who are the who are who are they uh who are these guys what how do I find my YouTube it says enter your YouTube username this is my YouTube username wine about it dude it's not coming up what what you can only enter the channel name you can't I can't do anything else what am I supposed to do what the hell new loser warned about I love it thank you Cassie the seven it's wine about it podcast those [ __ ] took wine about it from us wait how do I get it how do I get it from them sorry for calling you [ __ ] could I have that please oh I found it how do I how do I get it you could sue them hmm I feel like there's a nicer way to get it live subscriber count wait this isn't live there's no way we're at this amount exactly someone goes up to it tell me when you did it they round it well where's the one where they don't round it oh my gosh well okay you can see it on YouTube Studio why am I this was all to prove a point and now it's like it's such a pain in the butt okay one second Switch Account whine about it I can't believe we're whined about a podcast and not whine about it how annoying is that YouTube Studio Channel and Alex see live count oh wait this is actually sick guys listen there's there my cat's yelling there are 96 of you that aren't subbed come on get in there let's do it let's do this guys oh closer all right this is not working oh Shirley oh a little better oh a little better oh a little better oh a little better there's gotta be a faster oh there we go I was like there's I think there's just the link isn't out there here we go guys here we go come on there we go get in there get in there guys get there you go look at that I'm in Just click on it click the sub button get in there find cat dog which one yellow cape thank you for the six months there we go now we're rolling way think of the Prime oh my gosh guys you were so lazy you're just telling me I had to put the link in you lazy butts ready oh yay we did it did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did next one 1600 let's go oh wait no we'd have to get to 100 first we're not close to that one never mind as I don't know how to do math I don't know how to do math no I don't know how to do math never mind yeah well I watched all the time and I've never stopped um I'm dyslexic uh wait what they said Swift okay thank you best friend Tito think of the the seven months well that was great thanks for doing that sorry I would never watch one about it you are actually just annoying and I'm just gonna ban you because you've just been annoying and you just keep saying mean stuff and so I'll just ban you um because you won't want my podcast that's what happens to people that won't watch podcasts that also say seems boring you know what you can get unbanned once you write watch all those and then write me a small essay on what they're about uh nightmare the weirdo thank you for the prime uh uh okay I'm gonna go get Swift for that Redemption I'm gonna get one snack and I'm gonna get um oh God damn it um and then I'm gonna um and then I'm gonna get world record sound good I'm too tired to get up my PB is nine hours and we're starting at nine pm what should my snack be popcorn would be so good I don't have any pickles oh I do have cherry tomatoes rice cake nachos I'll just grab a protein bar I have a lemon protein bar I'll just grit that okay I'm doing all the things wait what am I doing I'm getting a snack Swift I should pee now before we start a run Sally thank you for the this that go piss girl okay if you guys are able to get this to a hundred and fifty before I get back I will gift 20 Subs good luck so much okay wow look at you guys go I go swimming foreign ers [Music] oh oh my God [Music] see if he's 12 now he's not 11 anymore he's 12. oops say hi you're gonna cut away a bit huh we're gonna cuddle a little bit yeah this is a cute baby it's just a cute little baby baby he's so cute with the baby baby hi hi [Music] your breath is stinky huh my birthday's so stinky your poop is so stinky but if it's so stinky the perfect stinky you wanna go you wanna leave oh gosh because here I could all right come on nope hey I have to help you relax relax Swifty relax here baby sweaty baby you gotta get your treats slippers he got one of them he hates Bing he hates the computer all right one more we can move on I'll give to my 20. one more get in here come on use a fake account I don't care one more link it yay oh we got two awkward just kidding thank you guys very very much I hope you like wine about it I'm putting a lot of work into it and I hope it gets good I hope it is good but I hope it gets better um anyway um Channel don't hear my voice don't hear my voice I muted nice nice gift 20 pay are you guys going to stop with the wine no no I'm done with they were just sleeping meds that I had to be on but I'm not on them anymore all right we did wine last week yay okay are you guys ready to freaking party I got this yum protein bar actually so not yum um does Emily use splits should we use Emily splits or should we just do normal stuff should we just do a timer best big graph thank you for the six months Dom sent you a split yeah but should I use those or should I just use a timer you like the splits I don't know how to set them up right are you gonna do a sponge yeah oh my gosh live no we're just going to use the timer freaking live split doesn't even work half the time for me oh I just told it to reset the update like just doesn't work I'm just not going to update live live view or live split all right Cass can you um um reset the number immediate sponge no it's this it's this protein cookie that has it's 220 calories and it has 13 grams of protein if I did good mods you can't keep Banning you can't keep removing the Bantam Bernie Maya will actually get mad at me Maya Maya is like like I gotta be I gotta be loyal you know I think it'll actually upset her or maybe I can who banned was it space that banned him or who banned him who banned it was it was it Maya space I assume Maya told him did Maya tell him to just tell him to change his goddamn name just change your [ __ ] name Bernie just change your name he's obsessed I don't think he's actually obsessed I think he just wants to be funny and he's not funny I don't think he I don't think Bernie has a crush on mine does Bernie have a crush on Maya is that his problem he knows way too much [ __ ] in my opinion is Bernie a stalker borderline actually I feel like he's just funny I feel like he's just a fan that also isn't funny in her opinion Cass just hates him oh boy this is oh boy oh boy oh boy drama okay well what day did what day did Maya ban him I think he needs at least a month time out it's been a month what day give me the exact day [ __ ] 4 12. oh so it's almost been two months all right bring him back but if space or Maya ban him one more time ever again then that's Perma Perma Perma Perma I don't care whose chat it is if they ever ban him ever ever again then that's just Perma so he just needs to never talk in Maya's chat why would he do that my doesn't like him he should also stop liking Maya if someone doesn't like you don't like them back also don't be a stalker it goes to every collab stream she's not just stop being a fan of her baby peach thank you the sub sloth man through the nine months she has no studies been fine lately all right in collab chats stalkers don't just stop how do you get stalkers to stop I don't know if he's actually a stalker for the record if he's just a fan but Bernie if you're a stalker don't be a stalker it's cringe and Mario's still coming yeah I'm trying to get to work right now it says no signal oh boy oh boy [Music] foreign can't get it to work oh I did it Rebecca thank you for the 22. finally we're on tomorrow party here we go let's go a Mario Party where's the where's the live split not like this what the hell sorry guys I'm trying to find no oh it's right it's on the screen oh no oh there we go no it switched back oh boy [Music] I'm breaking my computer what how do you put this in okay okay Pumped Up Kicks thank you for the 11 months do you like The Little Mermaid I haven't watched the new one okay how do I like start over is that what I do to start over can you guys hear it yeah you can okay all right here we go are you guys excited we just have to beat 3 28. our goal is just to be Emily I don't think we're gonna beat anybody else I also don't know if we'll be Emily okay here we go ready we can be our own expectations yeah okay I'm Peach let's have a girl party [Music] sorry Birdo 18. he's just so hot [Music] that was [ __ ] up he's so hot though thank you guys want me to go back I feel bad I'll go get Birdo I felt bad I felt bad I felt bad you guys made me feel bad [Music] Berto is called a Boy originally what just might win thank you for the two years birdo's a trans icon what where's all this info from girls night girls night smash Wicked imagine we just did computer on easy I think we still need help on some of these here we go [Music] welcome to Free play all right are you guys ready are you ready okay our goal is to not take nine hours that is our only goal ready Jules taking the five seti oh no uh live view isn't working again or live split why do you live why is live split like this why is it literally the only timer and somehow the worst timer in the whole world [Music] okay run as administrator oh God this is so annoying yes no oh now it works oh my God run it as an administrator all right here we go [Music] okay ready seti start [Music] okay we got this surely surely we'll beat it in more than nine hours thank you oh it's fine she doesn't even know the Strat why would I know the Strat you guys are annoying you watch freaking Ludwig once and you're like oh she doesn't know this strap I don't know the freaking Strat God damn it piss me off I can reset the timer oh yeah well I doubt I'll win this one I'm still warming up oh wait oh that [ __ ] Rosalina just pushed me off what the [ __ ] that was messed up okay [Music] don't say based Rosalina oh my God big ass Daisy [Music] that's what I get for calling people names oh my God am I this is the hardest game so it's good that I'm starting with it you [ __ ] I was doing falling oh no okay thank you for that sub guys listen I'll be fine I just it's just it's the one game hump once we get over the one game hump we'll be good I can't get anyone off dude Rosalina push is like a [ __ ] not like that Berto that wasn't nice dude I can't get oh I got Rosalina wait I didn't do that don't act like I did that dude get off baby okay your [ __ ] okay I just need that much Daisy okay she missed me you're such a [ __ ] damn it duh okay [Music] we got this time this time for real guys dude they push I swear the other AI didn't push I just can't it just moves before I can mush them there we go [Music] dude Rosalina pushes like [ __ ] oh nice nice you stay off you stay off oh my name's Peach dude why are you pushing so much no God damn it this is the hardest one it's the hardest One Step thank you it's hardest one foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] shut up yeah Daisy you leave dude they push so much I've never had them pushed like this how am I not mushing any of them okay [Music] I need to Mush them on my way down foreign how did Daisy get up here in the nick of time [ __ ] this dude [ __ ] this game you can't mush what you're blinking well obviously I just can't seem to hit anybody how did you get up here stop pushing oh gosh everyone's already on okay we're going down mush smush this is the hardest one dude Wolf come on thank you to 15. really what's the secret here down [Music] I got Daisy for sure yeah that's right how did you get up here no I keep missing [Music] ah shut up everybody the one game hump okay Roberto's out how did you jump up here oh my gosh chat don't distract me this is my time missing too early and too late okay okay this time ready I go down I say mush oh I wasn't even on them okay well I just stay on the thing oh [ __ ] they're cornering me how come it's on the the one time I wish them were on the tile bro I'm losing my mind Rome wasn't built in the day human rights violations take more of the time than that what what are you talking about what the hell [Music] okay this is our one this is this is our time I made it that was crazy come here [ __ ] that's right stay off Birdo okay this I'll be honest this run with all women might accidentally make me sexist I might say some sexist things and I'm sorry in advance if I do I don't mean them it's probably a bad idea to put me with a bunch of women because at least I can call men [ __ ] without people being like Beauty yep that's what you should do jump off the tile you were supposed to be on how did he get me whatever that's right stay off Birdo [ __ ] do me like that okay I won't do anything about it bro we're fine we're fine what's your favorite video game this one Sims 2 Castaway on the PS2 and this one oh of course it's the time I one time I mushed someone it's on this Square okay ready mushed her no way yes that's right no way okay not mushing anyone Rosalina's got a fat ass how dude how am I not I can't push anyone oh the one literally whenever I mush people it's when we're already on this Square foreign this is the one this is the one guys this one oh see that was good oh I got her go go up stay up stay up okay [ __ ] [ __ ] this is so annoying I'm losing my mind I'm so mad foreign thank you for the nine months this is the Run dude I'm just above them floating I'm like so high up here that's right don't get up Daisy don't get up that's right don't get up Daisy how did you get up you're always getting up there's no one out yet okay I'm just gonna focus on the tiles and let them kill each other until the end that's what I'm gonna do I'm just gonna stay in the middle that's my best life nice okay now I just have to kill her you're such a [ __ ] you're such a [ __ ] God damn it okay sorry everybody oh oh I gotta start over I always do this no I meant all right okay okay I gotta go back to the Village I'm gonna go back to the Village okay I don't want to be this person you guys but I think I don't want to play against them Waluigi in Wario and I don't remember well and Daisy were easier Rosalina and Berto are no they're mean and hard these guys are just ugly and stupid [Music] I think I'll win now I feel good about this taliophobia we're turning to help off we don't need it we probably should have kept it on I haven't paid played half the games okay ready go [Music] here we go thank you I think three months okay this time for real okay stay off okay she shot us almost ah a I decided to I decided I didn't want to be here anymore how do they get up here oh nice good start okay nice okay no oh stupid that guy's got a nice ass I'll tell you that much okay I just survived until there's one that's all I do okay that's my meta just survive to stand in the middle jump jump jump don't try to butt flop don't try to eliminate people because I'm not good enough so my meta is just jump jump jump on their heads jump jump jump oh my butt flop I'm doing it again I just I'm addicted to bum dropping just jumping jumping jumping jumping jumping jumping okay I got mush jumping jumping jumping jumping in jumping jumping jumping jumping jumping jumping jellyfish open jumping jumping oh okay not good for me okay now it's going a little fast that I might have to do something yeah oh [ __ ] okay I've got a I've got a butt hurt guys okay she buttered me this game is dumb as hell I'll say I've always said it I've always I I always I always said this about this game [Music] okay for real okay this one for real okay oh yeah okay okay I got Waluigi out that was my bum drop that got him out so that's pretty exciting I really feel like I had a bum drop there okay oh no gosh dang it I think about always jumping is if you're always jumping they can't miss you something I've learned but it is harder to stay still when always jumping okay we lost no [Music] all right this time this time for real these robots are good oh stay down [ __ ] I just feel like I can never get them where am I oh my God how did I fly all the way over there I've been playing this game for 12 minutes I think of the children children can see this it's crazy it's so hard I'm thinking about how children I could be any child of this game but not these AI robots okay that was good okay ready I go over here and then I go bam I keep him off do not get up here Waluigi how did he get up here bam I get her oh of course it's on this wall I also think of all Gucci guy or nothing [ __ ] of course nice give me one why is it so close give me a red or something [Music] okay what's up with the cam wait what's wrong with my cam wait I was all thrown up because of my cam what's wrong with it quality keeps dropping is it just the lighting or what is it it's not fit right it's fine now huh maybe my PC just can't handle it it's an OBS encoding setting no one knows what that means Cass stopping a nerd okay ready I'm focused now nice okay yeah how did harass get up here oh of course it's the closest one ah bro okay I'm gonna do that thing again where I just stay I just live and they'll kill each other and my goal I don't do any butt pounds yet I just live so just focus no butt pounds just jump jump and don't die okay okay [Music] um are you winning uh yeah why did they always jump up after they get mushed it's just like it's like they're robots or something foreign [Music] Justin all he's doing is spamming Emily's name it's weird [Music] okay [Music] okay how many times have I tried how long are we playing this how did I do it faster yesterday okay this is good RNG what would you already fell off let's go it's just me and this girl okay get her oh nice okay she's up again she's up again what what is that RNG huh okay nice avoid avoid avoid okay give me a fast one give me away from her nice give me a fast one no [ __ ] way that's [ __ ] how come whenever I have her mushed it does the thing right next to us I've been playing the same mini game for about 30 minutes yeah [Music] I'm not in the mood for your [ __ ] this is my first one we start we just do random oh you're not looking for that no no we're not there yet what's the [ __ ] tip jackets try to ground pound that's what I've been saying [Music] I'm lucky because I've been talking about it casually no I never said that to you but I said it in the chat no one in chat anyway [Music] this game is so stupid and cringe that's better [Music] shut up jello okay good well Luigi's already out love that for us [ __ ] that's good huh stupid game it's a dumb game chat it's just a stupid one Ludwig's plugging in the controller I want to attend my kids graduation Jello shut up I got a new controller this will work ultimately cash you think of the Prime okay [Music] huh have I noticed that is it I don't know I don't know like I can't tell you know surely chat this will get us there I've lost all my viewers because I have to play it at some point might as well do it at the beginning all right we got rid of one new water is there any other Secret stop I just wanted to be all of them I just wanted to I just wanted to be all of them and we can't chat we just I don't think we can do it what's that well the thing is I did it yesterday it's crazy I did it yesterday and I've gotten worse today that's what the most hoping thing is [Music] all right okay okay so just survive until there's four [Music] lemon Warriors get killed foreign T like foreign okay good someone's already out feels good I won this yesterday because of luck right yeah I think I remember I can't remember I think I was just lucky see like how come when I smush her the next color is always just the closest one it's like they're like you want but computers oh that look at that that's so on that's insane uh stop resetting dumbass what do you what what that's literally the point it's the point Josh one five five five five sorry you couldn't come up with a more original name dumbass [Music] laughs I looked at Chad that was stupid all right okay nice one gone one gone [Music] I saw you through the controller and said you want no I I did win said that I won that you won and then there was a star should I just throw my controller thank you this is fat ass to yourself don't worry guys once I think oh my literally how [Music] I am so annoyed I've been playing this minigame for how long that guy told me I could hang out on Toad's thing and I believed him I was like that's such a sick glitch [Music] it's been 45 years okay Daisy's gone Dizzy's gone see how does Waluigi get up there but I can't that was good I got him out oh [ __ ] me [Music] dude how did I fly off what if you ground pound between them I don't know what that means it's like you you kind of have limited control it's like saying like just ground hunting forehead is like yeah any particular reason why I'd start running here yeah because I want to get it over with releases from our suffering no I will release you when I get released okay chat no one talk the squeaks ever mentioned a strategy foreign dude see bro I'm so over it he tries to ground pound on the middle of the platform between the two [Music] I tries to ground front on the middle of the platform between the two between the two colors and then they fall off the edge like I've been doing when people keep growing pounding me okay Daisy's gone your only hope is smooshing them as you're going down um that's the only hope like if I were to crush him here right there if I press them there okay that might be hopeful now from here oh see he got me as soon as you have to like there's like a millisecond okay [Music] okay right after toad shows the color okay like for the next one that's when you try to pounce I mean when there's so many people you just have to live at the beginning but then once there's less people you can kind of think a little more because they give you a little more space okay that was good see he's out okay so as soon so I ground pound as soon as he holds up the thing there we go okay as soon as you hold up the color that's my grandpa okay as soon as he holds up the color okay as soon as you hold up the color one two ah [ __ ] okay it's fine all right thank you okay okay I think that clicked though unless I'm crazy I feel like that clicked okay it's kind of just like stay out of the way [ __ ] out of the way gonna stay out of the way until I was like pretty well okay she fell right so stay out of the way as soon as you hold up the color that's in your grandpa I jumped off on accident it just sucks if you jump on someone's head the right the wrong way then also you fly off oh boy okay just live live hey I really need someone to fall off here probably not me there's so much chaos family ground pounds yet okay finally okay now it's moving so fast [Music] uh that one was a long one we're on freaking a minute and a half okay okay for the colors or practice it holds up the color and smash okay that's fine we're just gonna practice because you know I gotta get good at it so I guess we will smile smash okay okay [Music] that's fine okay hold the color Smash and we go somehow he still saved himself that's fine okay hold the color and smash I don't know where I went am I dead I have no clue where I am smash okay this is good for us a little color smash no no itch why am I like this holy [ __ ] you're so [ __ ] dumb God damn it ah okay cool cool cool cool okay foreign smash okay somehow he managed up there that's crazy a little bit closer smash there we go okay okay hold the color oh you can't get up that's okay can't go for two don't try to ground pound for two okay okay Daisy fell off yeah okay hold it the color okay okay oh there's odd one white okay hold the color okay I missed can you hold the color Smash and then oh see it sometimes I do go to jump in it I ground pound I didn't push a twice there is this much before the color guys thank you [Music] yeah there's some there everyone's so like see how you connect mush him to splashing okay dude that was just a jump that was a jump that wasn't a that wasn't a ground pound okay one's too chaotic at the moment okay hold the color smash okay hold the color smash okay put it okay the color smash okay that was good though I bounce off his head and made him a little slower so the car smashed okay there we go okay smash is fine [ __ ] okay okay off to the side smash them now damn did it that's right yes okay the speedrunner started random minigame holy [ __ ] no I don't know how to play this one oh God [Music] you've never played this one what are we doing what am I supposed to do I don't know what I'm doing I don't get it literally never played this one what are the rules can anyone tell me I'm just pushing buttons I'm just mashing I've already lost he raised blocks in the time I've lived my whole life and reincarnated soap okay like the hardest game what connect at least five blocks of colors don't touch Red Bar this one is way too hard to explain oh [ __ ] it's Candy Crush okay so I can send a block to the top I can raise my blocks I can go and carry a block and then I can just move my cursor [Music] dude how would I ever win this and you just do this to get them I don't get it how do I why can't I carry that block oh my God I don't get it I don't I'm not getting that I'm not getting it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it am I doing it thank you I'm just honestly button mashing no the red bar wait does the computer ever lose I winner I feel like the computer will never lose Alyssa take me to three months after like five minutes bro I can't control it well oh God I don't get it foreign no stupid ass stop get out of there stop hmm oh gosh if you want a combo with an arrow then you attack Daisy with junk blocks [Music] with regular blocks of the arrow one okay I'm not doing much thinking I'll be honest I'm just pushing buttons like I don't want to pretend like I'm doing anything else okay but non-arrows we can just bring over no no I wanted to move it next to it okay [Music] okay as long as you're having fun I'm not jello I don't get it I don't think I'm ever gonna do I don't think I'm ever gonna do this spam click don't think just Spam [Music] actually Dom is that what you do it's not working well the strap does not work I just need it to go in the middle ah Dom what do you do only think if one column gets really tall okay okay [Music] so you just it's already tall but it's already tall I'm already losing doesn't make any sense I I don't that didn't make any sense I move left to right spamming a really fast if blocks are low I press B twice for more blocks and only move up if calm getting tall I don't get it that make any sense I'm not lasting more than a minute if you see bricks will instantly Press B and clear all the bricks going left to right okay [Music] your best friend was your first I know that's how I feel look I already am losing I don't get it what am I you have to spam because otherwise it goes on forever I don't get it [Music] just press B again if you're pressing a and nothing happens no I all my columns are just they get too big and then they die see look that comb over there is already too big and I'm gonna die now this one's too big dumb I don't get it this makes no sense I'll never beat a robot on this [Music] the key is to only get five if you're also getting an arrow prioritize the arrows Dom said don't think just Spam that is this device [Music] I keep losing so I don't think it's working look at this over him [Music] Emily tried spam yeah that's what's happening yeah yeah so it's like you don't have like time to think though because everything just keeps you moving I I want I'm trying to get stuff over there I mean I just keep getting bricks then I got these guys over here I'm already losing see thank you I lose I I'm not trying to spam I'm trying my I'm actually trying I don't get it no I was trying [Music] start I I just don't I don't get how you're supposed to for me oh my God thank you Otto wait what you didn't give me anything what do I do how do I slow it down it keeps moving like literally just play really slow and then just match up five on an arrow okay um what do you do well I think it's just like keep doing it like he just slowly matching all the colors and then like right now it's really hard and read it just like uh like um projects just don't I just don't know how this is possible I mean it's not a fun mini game but I think you just get better at it the more you play what but you can't say you can't like get them all together because you can't move the arrow ones right yeah cameras oh yeah my dad caught so many of these guys thank you thanks yellow [Music] blue stop stop stop stop okay okay like something sometimes oh stress and I got yellow uh no [Music] yeah sometimes just gets really overwhelming though and I think part of the reason why it's harder is because you're just slower at like clicking the bricks and stuff like the mechanical stuff that okay so pretty much have to bring this one over here this really stress me out when it gets really hard oh my God I just can't keep up [Music] okay I want to do at least one run foreign foreign I can't click happens nope I wanted this please dressed again foreign [Music] squeaks their [ __ ] I hate when that happens admittedly I really struggle with getting these [ __ ] bricks popped there we go that's a good combo so we throw this to the top I like this throw that to the top there we go here there you go oh this blue is so close okay um there we go um no no no no no foreign [Music] okay all right okay okay where are you guys Dole fishing me [Music] I don't think we're gonna do a full run tonight this one do you guys call yourself squeakers and are you proud of that I mean you really have no reason not to be I was just wondering if that was the name of choice um yeah dude I get so [ __ ] when All These Bricks come in here and I get all bricked up I don't know what to do is that relatable to anybody [Music] okay okay I just need these pinks over here like ASAP Rocky uh no okay it's fine all right I'm getting there I'm getting there you play games bricked up okay cool [Music] all right here we go okay so we go here we give all the greens there and then we come here and we say there you go and then there we go good and then break break okay now um [Music] thank you okay we've got all those glues together wait there you go nice okay um oh nice nice okay now blue over here see right here um yellows are together you take that um this looks a little difficult blue is right there um greens we really need a lot of connection over here oh boy um someone is oh no no no that's over there no no um no damn it dude okay okay I don't know if I'm getting better because I feel like I'm not lasting any longer [Music] okay surely by game 100 right um the greens are all together there's some yellows oh this feels like such a mess over here um here's a blue for you there's a blue for you um here's a blue for you um um um oh boy okay yellow and then okay um right here no no no no I meant to go over I meant to go over I'm right here down there we go oh [ __ ] um okay so I'm gonna do that um no no no no no no uh right there and then this goes no no dude 90 of my [ __ ] ups are damn it winner winner okay [Music] dude Daisy's going good at this yay so weird well it's not right now I'm like really focused I want to do that I have to really struggle with getting the buttons down [Music] there um foreign good afternoon I can't move it ah [Music] Ain't No Way 40 minutes on this game yeah it is foreign [Music] my goal is to Beat It by 100 times playing it no way do you guys see that I'm so dumb okay oh I don't understand how it suddenly just starts getting so small oh [ __ ] I can't move I'm not moving I can't oh because I can't get up there damn it [Music] use the arrows wait can I no you can't if that's what he meant oh wait this is good RNG thank you nice that's a good one's a good one I'll get blue right here wait why did I get blue uh yellow um move some for green um [Music] for pink foreign no no also just speak it's too much shut up Jella how's it coming along we're shooting for a hundred a hundred of the same mini games before I'll beat it before I play it 100 times that's the goal we'll see how it goes um Okay pink over here yellow over here yellow over there there we go there we go okay now destroy destroy destroy oh okay oh I did it next mini game ready yay two of a hundred yay but could you turn the air on by chance I wasn't paying attention I missed the first few seconds really I mean the Box don't miss one the Bots don't miss anyone I'm hungry you want me to order some no what did we eat today I ran too many one thing is it out of Corona the hell fresh I think it's all you had that is well I have this protein bar and I had an apple and peanut butter I just feel like fatty if you could cook twice a day yay next minigame I'm cruising now everybody [Music] there's 20 points total what do I do just look at the X-ray so yeah oh [Music] you should account so you see the X-ray and then you have to click it three turns later bomb no no yes one two [Music] I don't I don't know you I don't know what you meant by one word I'll restart you start coin coin oh I just count how many and then I say skip in my head to you so I'm like how many rows like one two three Skip Skip One Two Three okay Skip One skip two three I don't get it I can't do it my brain can't compute chat just tell me when to grab yeah just tell me how to grab no yes yes yes because I right now you got punching how do I I can't I need to learn it on my own without you though can I just watch the bot the Bots [Music] okay money bag money money money three skip I can't multitask like this we can count from three if you don't even see it three [Music] let's skip okay one two three [Music] all right I did it all right next game [Music] oh someone else yeah I was like you did not put it to three oh this one you just press a every time you see a Goomba okay one two three four five 28. 99 they do it yay letters cruising now cruising [Music] what's this one go Bots go Bots go go Waluigi what a [ __ ] there's two seconds left [Music] we got grieved say goodbye to your points chat all right [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] they might win I usually I swear the computers don't last very long if you get out pretty fast ah he poofed me off a little [ __ ] all right six what's this wait what am I doing is there a Rhyme or Reason here oh boy a mix of RNG and tracking others doors okay great it's orangey with door to go on okay cool love RNG ones no okay no tell me okay [Music] start oh my gosh no so unlucky okay [Music] all right on the bright side I'm still in my nine and a half hour pace no no [Music] start I think I'm amazing no [Music] dude uh yes let's go let's go [Music] [Music] start oops oh so unlucky [Music] start [Music] start yeah can I carry the team no way he's back up he's never gone back up before bro [Music] start thanks jello no way don't look at me like that come on guys you got this most people plays the one oh really ah should I switch it start I don't know how to switch it dude this is cheating it's cheating I swear it just follows me [Music] start okay good yeah what [Music] how did you do that so fast oh you didn't do the hell of freshness that's what I thought you said oh the healthy Ramen oh I hate that oh it's fine it's fine are you am I supposed to play this as the um the one yeah up to you but yeah I played as the one how do you do it consistently well can you see if you like it if you don't like it it'll be fine I'll just eat it smells healthy all right let me show you real quick make yourself the one I am the one um what are you showing you start out holding right I think I don't get it if you like hold right and then you wiggle back and forth hold right start and then left right left right left right left [Music] start [Music] left with him what you said it right I didn't I said you had to start right and then go left right left right left what I swear yours everyone looked right mine I look right yeah should I still play it again if you do up and down it'll change what the AI [Music] one two three four five wait got it [Music] [Applause] [Music] let me eat it no matter what I feel bad you expecting me to cook though that's why I was like you're sure you want to what am I supposed to do here box and then a mushroom pops out your goals is to winner and then get the mushroom when they unlock it [Music] I can eat this one I'll eat it I'm excited I think for the 23 months [Music] you don't have to I'm not like no you don't have to I can't tell if you want to or if you're oh yeah you can I didn't know if you're trying to just like to be nice and help me no I'm just I'm a little grumpy I keep losing the video games dude why can't you walk as a fat lady ah [Music] Daisy's been your arch enemies and enemies did you just restart if you don't get it [Music] all right [Music] shut up jello yeah the Shadows are stupid what do you look at dude Daisy hates me North where's North dude why does AI go for me first I hate you it's so mean throwing a I huh this sucks how's your favorite mini game so far none of them [Music] a box one oh I got it dude I can't go any direction besides this did it on Pace for 10 hours and a half [Music] okay [Music] your Tarzan how do you beat the ball oh [ __ ] wow I did it oh good oh and then the hundred is cut off oh I won the third Taco Bell [Music] it's so gross it's protein Ramen it tastes like nothing chill soft oh we're good at this I played yesterday no good nice get it go to the angle oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she's good guys she's good wow oh that [ __ ] better get that no dude this is pretty good no what he's trying to go the angle you know if you go down and do a whole angle okay then we got one there we go pass ah good they catch up so [ __ ] much ah okay we can get it we can get it dude how do they do that how do I pass a okay oh right nice good job Wario he's so hot wow yeah that's my teammate all right here we go I'm on her like Donner okay I'm at Dahmer okay go yes oh no no [Music] okay this time for real nice that's my guy get it [ __ ] [ __ ] she's gone that's good that was good get it okay come on let's not below this lead oh my God oh that was my bed dude how do I get out of that mess okay all right it's okay guys I'm gonna let Waluigi get the ball I'm gonna go over here Waluigi okay that didn't work is this a bit of a mess we've got why can they play like that but we're too stupid too ah we're gonna lose this game and we have the best lead ever yeah go damn it damn it damn it throw my ass why would you do something you useless piece of [ __ ] [Music] I'm not trying to I didn't know how I don't even know I haven't tried I haven't tried passing once I haven't gotten the ball [Applause] all right then we got one dude how do they shoot and we just can't they're like when we try to shoot they're like if you get the ball at the start okay thank you and then it's like we can never catch up [Music] oh what I don't know I don't know frogen thing for the 10. [ __ ] I'm sorry I'm just pissed okay I got it now this time for real okay so they get it it's just one it's just one we can get up oh baby got it bro laughs hear that Waluigi oh I got it so many people oh no tied game tied game okay oh he got it all right tide game tied game way away thank you Ryan I know sometimes I just zone out it's my thing I do don't start over I can't get away from here I can't get away from them such a [ __ ] I can say it it's my word thanks Waluigi that was huge okay one one nice foreign it's okay it's all right here it goes everybody here it goes but not out of my foot no stupid [Music] I just don't get it are they so fast go my man okay let me get one go that's my guy there he goes don't wait oh yeah no these are only getting one ah foreign whoa foreign [Music] there we go no way um just didn't think of the the the 19. they run so fast foreign buddy there while we'd go we'll go away it just sucks because they can play as a team and you can't always you get back there come here Wally G go there we go yeah there we go hell yeah we always talk about it on shop no I don't know what the [ __ ] you but usually if you mash three beginning [Music] I just ran into a ton of walls experience you can't not hit the walls thank you [Music] [Music] three two one go bro I think you should try to like project the turn a bit one go ES no walls oh that sucks foreign [Music] make any difference actually I don't like it [Music] really yeah three two one foreign [Music] I think you're gifting a sub scribe makes a difference oh okay what's my estimated PBA really I'm good at this what are you talking about I won this first try I love this game oh [ __ ] where my Scoops at oh [ __ ] okay I juice myself against myself [Music] womp womp so I always say Size Matters I win [Music] what is it trying to know my technique wait I want to try this very good [Music] if you hold it like this then you go [Music] [Music] I don't think I can go wrong [Music] I don't know what you mean by that way like rather than going I'm going to happen I don't know if I can do that let my fingers roll these are the techniques if you don't like that one [Music] is that [Music] right there correctly the issues you need check that pretty high score [Music] I don't get that what aspects the rolling I can't just like putting that on I'm too dyslexic my fingers don't do that my fingers don't do it I don't remember what I last touched I don't know like up or down or left or right when I'm doing it this way [Music] [Music] if I think of it like a circle [Music] okay [Music] [Music] start [Music] ah this drives me crazy I just want to push start okay start my [ __ ] thing has been on ain't no way ah [Music] all right [Music] [Music] yeah burn do you think of the year [Music] [Music] start [Music] this way just because I can't see it and that's how I tell where I'm pushing my fingertips don't feelings [Music] I could do the same strategy but looking at it like four fingers right thank you for the raid I appreciate that hello guys hello hi I'm trying to get a wreck I'm trying to get a PB s he's doing as smart as someone that is not what I'm doing but thank you hello what do you guys do today dude at least I'm consistent think of your Prime Soul boot [Music] start oh my gosh are you excited for the events this summer right now I'm excited to go play Frogger it sounds like a fun event just me playing Frogger live on the 405. oh [Music] losing my mind [Music] that was it the start of that was so fast no I don't know what I'm looking at Lord thing for the five and cryo thank you for your Prime okay I've learned them better when I look at the picture it's weird wow the wrist how much do you need to win a hundred games we're at 14. 4 500. oh that's what you meant sometimes you can get four thousand two hundred anything about four thousands [Music] [Music] [Music] start [Music] let's go I'm a Mario [Music] start I'm so consistent I need to be more like methodical I just start mashing okay let me go slow I'm gonna go slow this time [Music] it's crazy that when I went slow I got the same as when I went fast LOL it's because you're missing so many inputs I know your hands are getting there did you order Taco Bell yeah [Music] start [Music] [Music] uh he did get you guys a Baja Blast and cinnamon bites cinnamon twist s [Music] there's like seven people speaking again [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] and we'll look at your hands and studying the school no I'm not doing it right it's not Computing to my brain it was worse because I know you're watching my hands bro I can't my fingers just don't do it like that they just can't they just my fingers aren't meant to go in these motions they don't get it my brain does not compute Circle that's just good because I have to think of it as a freaking Circle [ __ ] frustrating so frustrating [Music] [Music] okay Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam see my fingers can't do the Bambam [Music] okay I gotta like treat it like bam bams I think these just aren't good bam bams for me so fast [Music] [Music] okay [Music] start over how much do you need to win like four thousand [Music] s okay [Music] I'm crazy with three ready [Music] I think I got it with the BAM bams [Music] thank you I think I can do it starts [Music] Bim again [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] okay [Music] start Ed more bams [Music] [Music] and then [Music] [Music] I don't know what you guys are talking about with your shirt you guys I'm not ignoring it it just makes no sense I've tried it I've tried the shirt thing it doesn't make any sense it's not pushing the buttons all the way down I'm using a Game Cube controller I mean I can watch [ __ ] you Daisy are you for real yeah [Music] start is this legal [Music] it's not working now wait why can't I do it now it's crazy that's crazy that I did it and then I know I can't [Music] [Music] [Music] start [Music] [Music] [Music] I don't know how I did it that first time [Music] [Music] [Music] start [Music] [Music] start [Music] thank you I need to take a food breaker I'm so hungry I got a Crunchwrap Supreme with no sour cream sour cream on when I get really soft we have to get like five thousand not even four thousand four thousand enough I have to pay I'm playing with my thing foreign foreign laughs [Music] [Music] thank you for gifting this up I know restart I'm just eating then we'll be back to speed around and it's gonna go so fast don't worry guys I'm at a 20 hour Pace right now [Music] [Music] I just can't figure it out foreign I've consumed food we're back in it how many times have I tried this game is this game beating the other game six only six that's not right oh cause I keep restarting it doesn't count it all right [Music] my finger inside my thumb I just can't be consistent [Music] thing for the 22. [Music] no so close [Music] no just be lucky you don't get a four thousand seven hundred come on okay [Music] [ __ ] you [Music] [Music] I forget I have to be like flowing that flow state I have to like um so close chat stop being sexually attracted to Mark Wario [Music] [Music] hi Ari start [Music] wouldn't be fun to have a bunch of streamers playing loser has a spin yeah except for I'd be the [ __ ] loser [Music] I'm gonna move my whole ass hand [Music] [Music] okay let me try [Music] [Music] foreign how many times this might be our new longest one huh [Music] [Music] I don't know how to switch controller's chat [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] start [Music] [Music] it's like sometimes I don't hit them all that's a problem [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh my God okay all right we're going back to the other way I just need a break from that way [Music] yam bams [Music] ready [Music] slower slower but bam bams [Music] better [Music] [Music] [Music] one two one two one two one two one [Music] one two one two one two one two one two one two one two one two one two one two one [Music] start I'm good until I think [Music] one two one okay dude start [Music] oh nevermind I'm much worse when I look at it okay don't look at it two one two one two one two one two oh no I'm in my head this is gonna work [Music] [Music] [Music] are you kidding me dinner no I'm not even close to that what is that don't say get [ __ ] you've watched this for the last 40 minutes you're the one getting [ __ ] right now I'm truthfully neither of us are getting [ __ ] this is our Saturday night I stopped counting I have to count okay [Music] start up [Music] [Music] uh see whenever I mess up I my brain just stops working I didn't start soon enough oh so if my brain is on I can't do anything that's why it's good when I'm saying like Bam Bam or one two one two and two I'm just like doing it I'm just a human I'm just a robot I mean [Music] let's start no stop I'm just mushing I keep mushing start [Music] his thumb up I've tried that guys call thank you for the 23. [Music] [Music] all right I'm switching back to the fingers I have a 50 word essay a 50 word essay homie you just wrote 10 of those in chat what are you talking about foreign [Music] [Music] thing before it's literally just look dude if I hit a high number on either of these bro that's so [ __ ] [Music] [Music] start [Music] start [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] start [Music] it's all just like about like the way you're hitting them and it's like sometimes you get it sometimes you don't sometimes it's like Omega consistent sometimes it's not [Music] [Music] guys I wanted one they either get 4 500 or 4 900. that was four thousand three hundred doesn't make any difference [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] how come it works at the beginning then all of a sudden it stops start [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh this is insane [Music] thank you [Music] start [Music] [Music] start [Music] Ed [Music] [Music] [Music] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] [Music] no I can't I don't get it I can't do it chat the dumbass [Music] back to the sweater [Music] [Music] [Music] what do you mean you just saw as we get [ __ ] by frogs what does that even mean [Music] bro oh [Music] start not at 4 900 not 4 800 not 4900 not 5900 oh thank you holy [ __ ] [Music] Soul boot thing the 10 gift did we're celebrating like I've actually done something today yeah holy moly wait what am I doing work together with your partner to stir on the stamps with your crayons okay my brain oh okay wait as long as we connect oh no that one felt like we'd had it oh you're throwing he threw it okay all right he threw he went the wrong way every time [Music] go the opposite way he goes yeah he's a computer don't defend him please the thing with the friend what hello oh my God oh bro no every time every time dude I'm trying to go the opposite way he follows me as soon as my control goes one way he starts going that way that's how they work draw a small circle doesn't have to cover the whole thing yeah that's what I was trying to do but he kept getting my way with his fat ass bro he's not even making a circle [Music] we're just slow you're too slow [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm start we'll just try to cut him off like as soon as I enter because I'm noticing gives me my circle hahaha is there a secret here I'm not playing with you give me give me Daisy Ty does win here no guys as soon as that person got five it ended up [Music] thank you for that raid I appreciate that obviously guys literally I can't go the opposite direction it's a AI [Music] start what is she doing foreign [Music] brothers are drunk down there and a little bit like orangey that felt like RNG [Music] [Music] nice I love that for us okay I hated that stuff I can't hear that for us this thing is moving too fast bro okay is there a place where you should you should put yourself for better luck [Music] in front of the ball okay thank you I just wonder if you can be in the front row or you can't control that you have to be in the background oh yeah actually it's a shelf turns out I'm just bad at it okay all right all right okay here Daisy I just need Daisy oh Oreo or Waluigi wasn't that bad nice oh come on it sucks because I can't I just need to restart if there are two points ahead essentially because it takes so much Lord Supreme thank you for the 19. [Music] okay so you know the 15. okay I'm in the front okay I'm griefing [Music] baked good morning hello hello I think the two months okay I'm in the back again oh boy oh boy oh boy this feels so [ __ ] face I guess besides the times that I let the ball go instead I'm just not in the right spot oh boy this feels like another 50 minute or I'm gonna be honest chat foreign [Music] new here to usually stream this late I'm trying not to um I'm gonna change my schedule recently so I'm unsure of when I stream [Music] I don't know now look out for girls I thought for us girlies I thought that that went in same with that okay no big long tomorrow no I'm just too slammed right now my kitchen is a disaster and I don't have time to clean it okay give me Wario if you people uh if it's not like announced the day before then I think it's always safe to assuming now like I would have announced it obviously we're doing a big long otherwise it would just be a normal baking stream you know nice dang it it's also so hard to restart before it goes in [Music] [Music] there's no method to this it's just be good at air hockey right [Music] that's my problem with most of this game is you just need to be good at games and I'm just not I want to be so bad I would like to make that like incessantly clear I don't even know if incessantly is a word incestuously clear Jesus for you I think it's better when I'm in the front row winners [Music] you're good at a park attack though thanks Jello thanks for building me up [Music] wait why did I say yes oh we've got a point I was confused because the light blue oh that was so perfect why is she making little Ariana Grande noises yeah oh tight game for real pain [Music] [Music] is this email what does it look like are you allowed to offer help yeah but how are you gonna help me be better at air hockey all right well if you can keep the shell slow you can stall at the clock okay you act like I have any control over if the shell goes faster so I do feel as though I have rng'd my way through all of these Pulpit thank you for this 18. there we go [Music] how do you play this one oh so you can't jump I just live that's all I do the hell Mario trying to smush me oh okay [Music] is this one hard to win no okay cool is it just a timer thing like do you have to get to a certain amount of pages or do you have to be the last one living I can't see the answer right now I'll be honest these guys are getting really pushy and they're really stressing me out I got stressed what is it last one standing bro they push they're so they're so pushy pushing me [Music] first timer hello should I push them I'm too scared to push them I have no control of my fat ass thumb you're inting okay all right Chad they're pushing me out foreign do you know other streamers complain about them pushing you guys are saying like it's the easiest thing and these guys are pushing me I don't like the moons because I keep getting mushed by the little circle oh boy when do the things die oh my God how long does it usually take for them to die [Music] like I don't know how long I'm supposed to last 30 to 45 seconds no way that was just a minute foreign ly push if you push actually push me holy I made it [Music] guys how is my current PB worse than my PB the other day oh what am I doing are these inverted controls I'm never gonna get it that's bad for us oh boy oh no oh boy oh boy this is so bad for us I don't get it oh he's punching the [ __ ] at him they're inverted right oh God oh I'll hold it upside down it constantly messes up chat oh that's not easy wait it said I won that no I didn't I was like that's so cool I'm gonna try this why'd you stop hanging out with me whoa dude blood why'd you stop hanging out with me so why'd you stop hanging out with us you got bored in my stream oh you got sick of my stream oh thank you for redeeming your gifted sub um I will pay that out tomorrow because I don't want to exit right now dude literally flip your controller upside down that was so easy flip it upside down [Music] she's currently on the pace for 16 hours yeah I am what's this one oh boy what why would you say that blood why oh we're all on the same team okay so confused I was like I died instantly cool cruising now wow what am I getting oh [ __ ] oh am I supposed to be the shooter guy to the guy [Music] oh okay [Music] no stupid Koopa Kids oh great come on Wario it's your time to shine big boy my king [Music] it was huge for times oh baby Daisy you are leaving crumbs you dumb [ __ ] they kind of griefed us but we're fine Cass did you fall asleep I'm at 22. cash just went and got water and is gonna come back and I'm at 22. wait what do I do here [Music] wait do I do anything oh I spin this hand okay okay damn it I won guys this is huge for my time if I can get to 30 before three hours I'm back on my 10 hour pace wait what am I supposed to be doing okay okay I messed up Mash ate a paddle okay start over [Music] start Daisy Daisy right here yeah okay we're gonna go this way because they're going that way turn around turn around turn around ah we're good okay whew next [Music] what's this wait what am I doing oh Mash ate a swim and then down to dive okay my timing is pretty bad all right okay okay wow are they going faster than me I'm definitely mashing a faster than them oh [ __ ] that's my bad ow my finger hurts okay I don't care I'm doing it [Music] start s I lose cool assist on I don't care um I'm gonna use my water really quick I'm just gonna one second just gonna mute my mic what [Music] start [Music] wow start [Music] winners I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't want to hear it I am fine with having the best speedrun using a vibrator I feel great about it I do I really do I feel fine next game what is this no no [Music] oh this is gonna be not good for me oh no why do they have so many games like this [Music] oh God what is the Strat here [Music] spam the up button and pray what Strat is hold all right sure oh do I hold it or do I just I don't get it individual flicks where do I hold it don't get it am I doing it right instant drop quick drop instant is better than quick I'm not doing it fast enough [Music] start foreign [Music] okay [Music] all right what's the strut [Music] to survive okay start is this backwards again is it inverted again okay this is all RNG you guys know it too what's this game [ __ ] that guy okay look at that look at me go [Music] oh no all right all right I Gotta Get Cozy I Gotta Get Cozy for this one chat don't talk to me [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] where no way come on I was right there I was right there no way [Music] I was in my head I was thinking about the freaking thing about the skiing game again associated bye Daisy yeah oh [ __ ] good RNG good RNG let's go pay attention nice she thought he thought he thought [Music] he thought he thought [Music] my eyes I need to Blink [Music] s dude look I've speed I've sped through the last 10 games wait we already played this one can we start one two three four five one two three four five five seconds that's six one two three four five six I played but if I already did this one why would it have you play it again [Music] I'm confused okay next oh I got the best spot as soon as it passes the thing I go and I go wait how do I wait oh [ __ ] oh I'm all [ __ ] up because I didn't know [Music] I think I can still catch up [Music] [Music] bro how come sometimes it's so fast other times it's like nothing come on come on come on [Music] because I didn't know how to bring it back in but I need to be in that spot [Music] [Music] what's going on mmm that's the island line oh my God I went early what's going on [Music] [Music] he really wants me there thank you for those bitties [Music] oh my God come on [Music] [Music] bro this is so unlucky give me that spot back bro [Music] it really doesn't want to change anything [Music] all right all the way back passes the island mine all the way back the island mine hurry hurry hurry [Music] up that's the island mine yeah I don't know if I can catch up the island mine all right that's the island mine [Music] oh I missed I don't win now damn it start [Music] start it was too late too many times okay all the way back passes the island mine there we go dude I swear sometimes you can pull those in like in two seconds and other times other times it takes so long all the way back oh it's too late passes the iron mine and [Music] all the way back across the island of mine [Music] I missed [Music] there's no treasure chest okay passes the island bye go [ __ ] go go go go go [ __ ] go no oh I can't figure out why sometimes it comes in so fit quick and sometimes it doesn't [Music] start [Music] all right all the way back passes the island bike [Music] even if you go faster it doesn't change anything all the way back has an island in mind okay that's fine I'll take this if that's what we get that's what we get all the way back [Music] there [Music] oh my God I flinched flinched golly they didn't even take me this long the first time I played it okay all the way back [Music] thank you very much dude [Music] [Music] hello there I lose unless it's bad drops dude what is going on red thank you for the three that's nice oh let's go [Music] all the way back oh too late I really feel like I should be able to pull it in Faster because I keep missing them okay [Music] all the way back oh passes the island it's mine oh all the way back on mine there we go I win okay all right there we go 30 games you keep ignoring the boxes homie it's fine that's how you speedrun it I would know a speedrunner what's this oh crashing chat it's late I'm muting I don't feel like mashing right now laughs I'm not muted what did I mute it's not working why is it not working I muted something not this I guess why isn't it working you see my confusion hello hello Wario is not faster than a vibrator oh bro I have to do this by hand what it's not working it's too fast how do you turn it down foreign did I just mute the game so you can't hear the game you can only hear the vibrator there we go you just have to find certain angles nothing muted oh I don't know what I muted I needed a channel that had no audio I suppose yeah you just have to find your handles oh oh man are they ahead of us yeah they are okay the vibrator's just running is that a seven speed I don't know what it is I think it's a single speed it only has one button the guitar is a German tool assistant Speed Run I feel great about it I listen my PB is currently 10 hours I don't think anyone's gonna be upset at me ma'am so loud that's funny no they're so ahead of us okay foreign God damn it this is actually hilarious ah they beat us they don't even have a vibrator how do they do that I don't want to play with you Daisy okay ready me and Wario the Dream Team dude how is that on par with the robot thank you it's like go at an angle [ __ ] I [ __ ] it well Luigi has a better vibrator for the record this is the manscaper this isn't uh this is not a vibrator this is a razor this is a manscape lawnmower nope we lost [Music] code still works it should we have a sponsors here or this month we're sponsored until June I am gonna drain the battery on this thing honestly this is maybe not efficient as soon as I keep losing I think it's too fast yeah yeah it's too fast how do I slow it down that's faster it just got faster it's faster that's a pulsating noise that's not gonna help us it doesn't have a slow setting all right this is useless all right all right you know what I use my stupid freaking hands [Music] the point what's the point of Technology if I have to do this oh I actually don't even have to go that fast wait what the hell I'm not even spamming that hard oh my gosh yeah do you think it was 36. wow wait I'm good with my hands I'm literally barely doing it [ __ ] we can still catch up we can still catch up no we can't [Music] I think people donated specific amount of tokens to change the speed that's crazy that my hand was faster because I'm barely I'm barely freaking mashing [Music] dude [Music] all right okay way faster I can still catch up Wario you're throwing oh no all right [Music] dude I just realized the vibrator probably doesn't work on it probably only works on the switch because like the buttons aren't as big you know what I'm talking about like how they're flatter so it like actually will the input or whatever I should go back to the switch I should take off I shouldn't do I don't think I should play on GameCube damn it start I can't land on those we lost our lead can't land on the [ __ ] things gosh damn it oh all right let's go I'm feeling good about this one what is it eh oh my God they're God oh Jesus I was ready for a new record yeah [Music] oh yeah [Music] no tell I'm gonna have to cut myself off at some point I really thought I would maybe get them all done today is this matching let's just move [Music] okay oops okay okay all right I see the problem okay this is gonna be great um if so option is this chat is an option what are you what hello okay what is the secret boom start how is he not hitting anything can we please stand by yourself yeah of course you can play any game [Music] bro [Music] damn it that was close the bot doesn't run into one really start Ed no no no no I was so close huh so close Six thank you for the two months sub seven hour Pace I believe you're wrong you are in fact wrong [Music] no way [Music] sub 13 hour Pace yeah for sure just kidding I don't know dude that's just so unlucky the freaking Goomba's moving good questions cancel Nintendo for this reason in this region okay I know Rory will run into one so as long as I don't run into another one okay this is the no way he got through that perfect oh my gosh okay no jello Waluigi and Wario aren't in the Mario movie right okay I only hit one did I catch up from that he just quite literally doesn't hit one okay let's go oh yeah wait I should be playing against Peach or I meant Daisy because she has the same hitbox as me okay we both hit one no way not like that feel the same hitbox no [Music] start on the bright side I am further in the Speed Run than I was the other day on the downside we're still looking at like a 10 hour speed run because it doesn't feel too speedy dude [Music] start I know I don't need to go further right it's just kind of how I navigate I don't mean to you the hitbox is so weird because sometimes you hit and sometimes you don't start yeah thank you oh my God [Music] can you use d-pad good question to see no you can't foreign how is he gliding like that all right I get five more tries of this and I can still catch up with this I keep accidentally pushing forward when I should just be going up and down yeah well with these hat is on rocks I do see that I've noticed that I'm like okay that's a little weird [Music] I swear our head was the same distance there all right actually for real for all five more tries if I don't do it I'm going to bed like giving up I'm giving up for the night someday we'll have a real full speed run but I thought there was kind of a chance tonight but [Music] one start yes no way two start three no way is he about to hit it too no way he just sat there finish oh my God and I almost stopped all right I'll play one more unless it's hard [Music] oh God okay we've played this one no way [Music] no way keep jumping on it damn it [Music] start s that's so [ __ ] up my skirts bag through Waluigi and his tiniest legs away from me computers bro that thing came and Hunted Me Down how's it going uh pretty good I'm not uh I still have about a 10 hour pace [Music] [Music] okay five tries if I don't do it in five and okay okay Oreo Nami keep worrying on me winner oh thank you for that raid thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for the raid I am just about to end but I do appreciate the raid there's one two winner yes yes okay every game now gets five tries that's that's what we're doing oh no what are the what do I do I push forward and then okay [Music] [Music] two three two one [Music] no I was so close I think I would have won three [Music] whoo [Music] still on Pace for 10 hours I don't think I'm in there no dang it okay one try [Music] I was on there for sure I was pushing the [ __ ] out of him yeah that's right that's right everybody um just trying to keep my my 10 hour track in line [Music] what's this one what is this one alternate Ellen order ride oh fast [Applause] what happens when I run out oh you just don't run out this one is hard okay well one I guess that one doesn't count okay [Applause] wait isn't it [ __ ] up that I'm on the biggest track [ __ ] go [ __ ] go [ __ ] go [Music] yeah yeah first try that was actually that was good what's this oh what am I doing wait what am I doing I'll try to pick that up one hold on 12 times hey how come sometimes you can't pick them up dang okay love letter at 15 seconds and five seconds what's a love letter go for the heart ones do they count for extra oh okay one why can't I pick this up okay hello [Music] that one's mine [ __ ] I can't well who's standing on me two just run into them oh you don't push anything oh [Music] hold on I'm over here I'm good did I actually just start with like some of the hardest games because I am kind of cruising now crew stir I think the prime [Music] how does this game work oh [Music] wait it's easier to be her or yeah okay is it easier to be a loner with people [Music] oh if you fall you just come back alive oh oh we're just trying to get more coins oh [ __ ] looks like it's easy to be the one how do you change it [Music] um I'm over it all right chat I gotta go to bed I gotta go to bed because I want to [ __ ] up my sleep schedule again so we're going to bed tomorrow hear me out I'm gonna wake up at 9 00 A.M we're gonna do a run from nine until four and then that's when I have to go that's when I have to go to the that's when I have to go to fear and okay how many hours is that seven we won't even finish in seven hours we could finish a run in seven hours right we've learned so much no how many mini games have I never played still only like look now I have experience I only haven't played one two three four five six seven eight nine ten that's pretty good 11 Maybe like I've at least played them like I've tried them there are three more pages oh I didn't know that okay oh you know what I'm gonna hate this one oh I hate this one I want to try it once [Music] I want to hate this one because the air is just gonna have such a freaking Advantage no oh my God they're so fast oh yeah I shouldn't have fallen that one time God damn it all right it's actually not that bad then I just assumed it was gonna be miserable against the spots whoa she's leveling Lynn AP thank you for the six holy smile did we break it through the four so bad thank you for the five gifted staff credits have been unlocked that's the thing to get unlocked that feels like that should be given to everyone Aggie think of the seven all right guys that's where we've got to leave it okay we've got to leave it there we've gotta call it a night I'm sorry normally streaming would be worth messing up my sleep schedule but sadly I just am starting to kind of fix it so cannot cannot do it can't do it I'll be up bright and early I did say 9am I was probably lying I doubt 9 A.M exactly but like early that'd be cool huh wake up early long stream so cool we go we're gonna actually finish a run imagine we finish a run that'd be crazy I won't talk I want because I did waste two hours talking today um all right looking for someone oh fun it's uh chilled Chaos's birthday and he's doing a 24-hour stream so you guys should go in there and say happy birthday [Music] happy birthday slash raid all right have fun guys birthday birthday I will see you tomorrow at whatever time I show up thanks for being here thank you for the subs 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hello children this is a story of power and corruption and like every great fable there will be morals to the story how good intentions go bad how private industry seeks to cheat the government and how lying and cheating will pay payoff in this world let's just be honest this is the story of the little defense contractor who [Music] could [Music] so let's begin at the beginning atlantic diving supply was a tiny mom and pop shop out of virginia beach just getting by when they discovered something amazing they could win government funds through military equipment contracts see the government each year has certain contracts earmarked for companies below a certain size so that big defense contractors can't outbid and bully everyone it's a way to keep the playing field fair now atlantic diving supply who we'll be referring to sometimes as ads figured why not try their hand at bidding for some of these and so they did and they won and little by little ads took on more and more of these contracts to supply things like boots and various equipment to the government slowly they grew from a five-person company into over 300 people and not only that their revenues started ballooning as well wasn't before long their revenues exceeded over a billion dollars which is really incredible coming from such humble beginnings of a small dive shop and really it's the american dream right and soon big defense contractors were waiting for atlantic diving supply to join the big leagues it was time for ads to grow up but here's the thing atlantic diving supply they didn't want to grow they didn't want to compete in the big leagues they were hooked on small business contracts getting them is so much easier and their revenue streams were hugely reliant on that sweet sweet government cash so they had a problem how do you continue growing a business and make more and more money without hiring more people and becoming classified as a big business see the regulation on what makes a big business versus small business is fundamentally regulated by the small business association and generally the guideline worth looking at is 500 people or fewer is considered to be a small business so as long as atlantic diving supply could keep their employees below 500 they could continue getting defense contracts for small businesses and that's exactly what they did this is ads ads fulfills a mission here at home too we contribute to the regional economy by providing good jobs to 400 people to 400 people to 400 people but to those paying attention things looked strange even as their hiring slowed their revenues kept increasing from one billion dollars to in 2019 they hit a record-breaking 3.2 billion dollars in government contracts according to pogo so how are they doing this well no one knew until someone blew the whistle see someone came out and said that this little mom and pop shop that everyone thought of is cute small they were up to something dirty they had a network of small companies they weren't reporting because they knew if they did they'd be considered a large business a network that allegedly included over 900 people basically working on behalf of ads and that weren't reported this network would win contracts for ads but it wasn't disclosed and if you can't already tell saying you're a small business while actually being a large business with shell companies to win easy government contracts away from small businesses is actually super illegal a network of companies like sdk solutions bid for small contracts in the case of sdk solutions since they were a woman-owned company they bid for defense contracts earmarked for women which they would then give over and work with ads to fulfill now of course you can't do this but it was never disclosed and this is only the start of the corruption not only did sdk solutions work with ads they also weren't actually owned and operated by a woman i mean it was technically in name only the owner was a woman but she was a figurehead her husband khalil actually hatched this plan years before in order to win government contracts he had her sign saying that she was the owner and making all the decisions when in fact she was not she was just a puppet to win easy government contracts but sdk solutions isn't the only one another small business card was also set up in working with ads to get minority-owned government contracts this conspiracy was then aided and abetted by local politician ron villanueva who helped these two shell companies get these contracts at the political level eventually they were sued under the false claims act and ron villanueva was criminally charged ron villanueva will spend the next two and a half years of his life behind bars villanueva participated in a nine-year conspiracy involving more than 80 million dollars in fraudulently obtained government contracts here i am i am been held accountable for these things and look forward to doing my time and but what happened to our little mom and pop shop ads did they get shut down did did they lose their almost laughable small business status well no after years of litigation they admitted no guilt they instead paid 20 million dollars to make the case go away in a settlement and if you aren't familiar when you settle you don't admit guilt it doesn't mean you didn't do it and especially when you're paying 20 million dollars we can infer why you would pay that kind of money to make a case go away but they admitted no guilt and the prosecution of course they heralded this as a big win for the little guy a big score in the name of fairness and justice the justice department remarked in a press release last year that the settlements rank as the largest false claims act recovery based on allegations of small business contracting fraud but others are less optimistic see the problem is 20 million dollars to a company with 3.2 billion in government contracts is really just a drop in the bucket and since atlantic diving supply admitted no guilt our not so little little defense contractor is still technically considered a small business according to the small business association which means they're still winning contracts away from actual small businesses this is despite the fact that the small business administration themselves their inspector general in 2017 said the action of ads and its affiliated entities deprived legitimate small businesses of valuable federal contracting opportunities exactly and at this point it seems like ads has so much money from these lucrative government contracts that they can basically buy their small business status forever because no matter how much trouble they get in no matter how much evidence the opposing side has they can simply pay their way out in a settlement and the unfairness of this tactic of pretending to be a small business while actually using the muscle of a billion-dollar large company is so hilariously against the original intentions of a small business contract that let me remind you we're foundational for letting ads grow in the first place it's really hard to express the irony here but i'll try it's like a high school basketball league which has age limits obviously to keep things fair but there's a player who refuses to get off the court even after they turn 18 and every year while the other kids stay the same size this player gets faster and stronger and better until they're basically just dunking on little children it sounds pretty ridiculous right but that's basically what's going on here remember what the inspector general said the actions of ads and affiliated entities deprived legitimate small businesses of valuable federal contracting opportunities oh and by the way just to throw a little salt in the wound remember the ppp program the government just rolled out for small businesses you know covered relief loans for for these small businesses who need help you know you're just little your little restaurant right yeah our little defense contractor with 3.2 billion dollars in federal contract they just got a two to five million dollar loan let me let me repeat that while hard-working americans are struggling to get loans for their own small businesses a 3.2 billion dollar revenue defense contractor is once again posturing as a small business needing help so to conclude what have we learned today well we've learned that cheating the system can often be a very very lucrative thing in addition if it's lucrative enough you can pay your way out of getting in trouble when you finally get found out see that's what people don't tell you they say eventually you'll get caught but they don't tell you that if you're big enough you can buy your way out of it and that concludes the story of the little defense contractor who could thanks for listening guys i hope you sleep well tonight see you next time stephen stephen stephen what am i to do with you i hear you're a little bit down i understand pandemic everything going on but here's the thing steven going to like and subscribe because you're a cool guy and you're on the ball i'm going to make this happen everybody loves you so just have faith stick with it as i said i'll be watching [Music] [Music] |
okay sorry everybody uh my computer completely crashed and I had to like reboot it three times and then I had to record it and add sorry I'm so late I'm so late my bad I was struggling oh [ __ ] I didn't save it um what open in browser save image as save a perfect perfect perfect hello everybody hello everybody hello everybody let's talk about balls a little bit today who wants to talk who wants to share a story about their balls who wants to do it kick us off [Music] how's that sizing kind of good let's go let's go balls yeah yes sir yay I'm happy like it I still have like 20 more to do and then I'm done um I am fresh out of the shower so my hair is a little crazy um but is the spacing good oh my goodness look at all these Subs oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness yeah oh my goodness oh my goodness hello T thank you for the sub Nick thank you for the sub Liz freeze thank you for the five months sorry I'm so late for a bake long I hate when I'm late to bake along so I was just kind of struggling a little bit not like a big deal not a big deal a little bit just a little bit a little bit just a little bit little bit hello everybody it's been a while hello make sure you're in the Discord because the discord's where I'm going to post my schedule I am coming back to streaming um like next week um however it's gonna be weird because I um have some uh I have some weird like you guys know the disney-a-thon when my family comes into town we go to Disney every day for like 12 days yeah we do that in May because it's my mom's birthday and we go there to remember that she's dead um well then rub it in her face so you can't you can't come huh um let's see if it'll let me gift a sub here um so that is my current issue is I'm gonna come back and then I have to do that but I might do some early morning streams um when that happens um so yeah um I want to try to figure it out because that's just shitty timing um but yeah I would put the manscape over the counter it's less intrusive which one this one I like this one because it covers the cabinet that everyone gets pissed about do you know when short films are gonna be shown on stream short films I'm going to Tweet out today I'm going to extend it I'm going to extend um I'm gonna extend it I'm getting an invalid invite for the Discord server anything I can do on my end go to my Twitter post and get it from there and while you're there follow it might as well you know have you ever baked Edibles actually legal here so it's fine um oh I need mods I need you to change the um manscape thing in a second anyway um what was I saying oh um uh scotcharoos are what we're making today and they're actually so good with weed oh yeah I have wow that's so great tell me your other manscape stories everyone's saying a Midwestern delicacy I I've never knew that this was a Midwestern delicacy how to add cannabutter in uh you just add it in with the peanut butter mixture but I didn't say that um anyway mods can I have you change um can I have you change the ex-wage Point manscape command to shave your nut wait shave your nuts to save wait shave nuts to save nuts that's what it's supposed to be we're shaving nuts and saving nuts check out manscape keep the 20 off thing um but guys hello let's talk about manscape for a second they're a sponsor for the next few hours um today uh or manscape is is partnering with the testicular cancer society this month and they're donating 50 000 dollars which is huge um massive massive huge did you know that every day every hour a man's is diagnosed with testicular cancer kind of intense kind of kind of crazy so unless we want to all agree to cut off our nuts let's just shave them and check them out while you're down there check them out check for lumps lumps and bumps you know um but yeah a huge manscape very very cool um but sometimes in order to see your nuts to check them for cancer you need to um you need to um yeah that's good Cass um you need to shave them in order to check them you know just your local twitch streamer telling you to shave your nuts okay well we're not doing a shaving nut stream I actually thought about making a giant nut sack cake and then shaving it actually Ludwig thought about it but yeah everybody at the other person in chat who's nuts you're gonna check okay everybody at them whose nuts are you checking buddy system okay some of you were a little too quick to add glitch that was a little fast some of you some of you went a little fast on that one I will say a little fast [Music] QTC spin it's also jello's birthday today huge can we do boob check if we don't have nuts absolutely not you need to go find your nearest nut and check it this is about the nuts ladies okay I got an ultrasound on my nut once because of a lump but it was just a vein massive that's great good news [Music] foreign guys be honest are you gonna check out manscape exclamation point manscape for 20 off and free shipping and to help testicular cancer this month huge yay you need a new one well get on in there you already have a manscape razor buy one for your friend can I use it on my lady bits I do so go right ahead it's actually great I know it says manscape but it's good for any Escape especially Landscaping they escaped yeah Satchel thank you for the sub D Guff thank you for the the the four months thank you everybody thank you um I'm sorry I'm so late for the bake along who's baking along with us today and who's mad at me for being late who's Madge be honest I'll take it okay a few of you are mad I'm sorry I'm so late I am going to give you guys the next two minutes the next two minutes to yell at me for being late okay starting now [Music] Swift Jesus okay Swift doesn't like it stop didn't like it [Music] he didn't like it you have to stop he said not two minutes Swift is okay would have known Swift Jesus yeah you guys aren't mad at me you're not holding me accountable telling boyfriend to check his nuts honestly call a homie everybody call a homie and tell them to check their nuts Swift check your nuts he doesn't have any he got neutered all my friends are women okay bragging foreign call your dad I don't want to do that [Music] um all right well you guys know how much we love manscape they support our stream all the time so if you want to support them and the testicular cancer society please check them out however today they are supporting us during our bake along also if you want to donate to the testicular cancer society on my Instagram is a little bit of a fundraiser that you can go and uh donate to as well so if you already have a razor but you still want to donate feel free um hi everybody my hair's wet you got one twist and had to get it removed I've heard that I've heard that happen before sucks how do I bake a long for anybody who's new here this is how bake alongs work you join the Discord which apparently the link isn't working I don't know how to help um you join the Discord the link is working apparently that guy's just cringe uh you join the Discord I post the ingredients which next week we're going to do a bake along a little early we're probably gonna do it on like a Thursday I'm also really busy next week maybe I'm never coming back we'll see um just kidding I'm coming back um you can skip next week if you want no no no no we'll have some little um we'll have some little um we'll have a few streams it's going to be really weird until until like May 18th that's when I'll say I'm like fully back which is kind of a long time but I'm gonna I'm gonna stream next week but I'm not gonna have like any shows or anything planned until like the 18th because I just have a lot of appointments because what happened is I took time off um to like take time off and I was like okay let me catch up and make all like these appointments however a lot of these appointments couldn't be made until like a month out and so neth I finally have these appointments but one of them is Swift Swift has to get his ultrasound for his tumor um and durs needs to go to a Cardiologist I'm going camping well not actually camping I'm just going to a national park with some friends maybe I keep saying maybe because I don't feel like committing because I don't like leaving the house but they would probably feel sad if I was saying maybe because I did commit but I can always take it back plus my period might start and like I don't want to go hiking while on my period you know you guys get it you guys get it anyway um and then I'll be back and then I'll stream for a few days and then my family will be in town and I'll be really busy again so we'll see it Bears yeah I don't want to go outside while on my my period because the Bears will smell my pheromones and they'll think wow that that woman's sexy she's in heat I'm gonna go sleep with her and I personally have a boyfriend so wow can't sleep with the Bears it's kind of awkward so I get back from camping I'm like Ludwig I'm so sorry I cheated on you and he's like with who and I'm like a bear he's like what gasp Hassan and I'm like no an actual bear not a gay one an actual one [Music] Hassan would be so pissed that I just called him a bear because he's like muscular but I couldn't think of an another hairy man can anyone think of a bear oh s fans probably a bear but he's also muscular [Music] can Hassan be a bear even though he's muscular I thought you had to be like pudgy [Music] but like cozy pudgy [Music] I'm not like calling I'm not fat shaming I'm saying you know what I'm gonna stop all right what are my plans for the weekend what am I doing right now [Music] foreign [Music] this is my plans hello We're Gonna Bake along and then I'm gonna make a cake potentially we probably won't finish the cake um okay anyway how you join a bake long you join the Discord I post the ingredients you get the ingredients you show up about an hour late we start baking can girls use manscape yes I use manscape it's great oh my gosh Lilith great oh grounding alarm who needs to ground themselves I am a whole hour late okay here's the deal ah Chad I don't want a ground I thought you're gonna let me not do it uh what do I feel I feel my feet against my Crocs I feel my my grocery bags in my hands I feel this counter is really smooth my skin is a little dry on my arm um I feel my hair on my face I don't really like it I feel this okay seven blue things my phone this stain a toothbrush right there this milk this butter your Prime thing in chat and my lights on the thing and then six red things Altoids Minnie Mouse backpack Mario Kirby flutter someone in chat it's the name someone's in chat's name was red there you go um what am I on six green things one two three four five oh I only needed five four yellow things one two three four okay I'm done good job everybody good work oh I got I got a 10 pound bag of flour I got some protein yogurt because I like yogurt but I need protein in my life this has 25 grams of protein do you guys think it tastes like [ __ ] cutie can I use wait someone said something about corn syrup repeat that cutie what can I use instead of corn syrup they don't sell it where I live ah okay this is what I'm gonna have you do instead of corn syrup I am going to have you I'm going to have you let me look at the recipe real quick no not just normal syrup it's not thick enough oh it's golden syrup in the UK apparently no do not use maple syrup chat no don't chat why are you giving out advice no one asked you um uh recipe recipes okay for this you're gonna add a half a cup extra peanut butter if you don't have corn syrup a half a cup extra peanut butter and um a quarter cup butter I think that'll get you there current syrup just gives you like this nice gooey texture that you're gonna lose but it's okay foreign [Music] store haul before we get started I would say try to find corn syrup though someone in Discord asked for a peanut butter substitution that is nut free well then you can't you can't make it it's just you can just make Rice Krispie treats marshmallows sun butter I mean yeah but it's like guys how do I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without peanut butter like the whole point of this dessert is peanut butter so I don't know if it if it would still be good cookie butter um I wouldn't it'd be really rich [Music] foreign no this is just my grocery store haul what the heck look Chad I got key limes I didn't even mean to I meant to get normal limes I didn't use key limes for my one thing but now I have key limes I got these things Emma they're yummy with salt on them Jamaica's I got some jamaicas what if I don't have butterscotch chips um you can do it without butterscotch chips it's just not as good you can just do chocolate chips just not as good it's just like guys here's the deal you can change anything you're just not going to be making the same thing as me you understand and if you're fine with that that's fine but in salt I've returned have I missed it much no just me debating what I should eat to start my day I might do this um 10 grams of protein this has 10 grams of protein compared to this has 25 grams of protein that's crazy the yogurt has more than a protein bar what the heck I got some random protein bars to try we'll see if I like them they looked good Aaron think of the 17 months I changed the entire recipe into an essay for my graduation okay cool oh I think we're gonna use these actually later so I'm gonna keep them right here because that's we're gonna use for our cake these can stay out um okay I'm gonna put these protein bars in here and save them for um later and I'm Gonna Eat This Yogurt and some blueberries and some hemp seeds and that will be my meal yes chat check out manscape for the morning afternoon um because I can't eat a ton because I'm going to be having one of these scotcharoos [Music] guys we love balls [Music] try to be honest do you love balls so if you'd be honest you want both will they be a test at the end well you're not gonna like this but they do take some time to set [Music] This Yogurt looks thick as hell how can I have that much protein in it and still taste good she's doubting probably won't taste great oh no oh no for my blueberries are you my blueberries so many blueberries in here why do I have so many blueberries the heck I have so many blueberries I don't even eat blueberries what is she making yogurt okay Moment of Truth is it good [Music] um it's not great [Music] yeah I probably wouldn't order it again it does have 25 grams of protein though foreign grams [Music] High QT QTC pogies one um okay it's not focusing just believe me oh there it goes see 25 grams right there [Music] that's more than like what brand it's called ratio protein but it's not good so [Music] um L plus ratio of protein yum love the last one about episode it kind of flopped so I appreciate that it did pretty bad viewership wise why it's falling off already we're gonna cancel it everyone needs to tell a friend to watch it I swear to God it's fine it's just not amazing that's all not wanting about it this [Music] I think you've been three months ew I'm just forcing this down me is whine about on all podcast platforms uh yeah it is when's the Monterey trip what's Monterey is that where Big Sur is I invited Maya to go to the national park with me and she said no she said the friends I'm going with are cringe starting drama she didn't say they're crying she just said she didn't know him all right get all your ingredients out you probably have because you guys are actually on time I'm the problem it's me hi whoa thank you thank you thank you I can see who hosted me in five seconds Miss Magpie thank you very very very very much where the hell did the peanut butter go besides the one I just bought you hello thank you for the host what'd you guys do today wait that's all I need right peanut butter that that chocolate that Sugar yeah such a simple recipe you guys are gonna be so happy whoa whoa whoa whoa Ludwig stood up and Swift started barking whoa yeah [ __ ] him so I've got time to Chuck his balls I'm trying to make a cake on stream no no choke no sweat's doing that thing that dogs do when they like get too excited where he's like um you know like they're like back snorting we're like you know what I'm talking about this is so gross I'm just trying to finish it okay my Walmart dog does that what does a Walmart dog mean I'll be thinking about 15 oh my God I'm almost done with this yogurt it's so gross come on [Music] I don't like it okay you can't get off all the stupid chia seeds there's some big ass birds outside shot all right when Swift is a reverse sneeze thing you can put your finger over his nose and I'll force him to breathe through his nose wait what do you mean over it like I Boop him [Music] vitamin time check take your vitamins you see if he's hanging out with me where are my kitty cats Jersey there's a dildo there's yo plug his nose just cover one nostril oh really basically me thinking of the 13. so if you next time because it sounds like they're like choking they're like oh baby [Music] [Music] there's okay we're actually gonna get started now one second [Music] foreign gifted [Music] [Music] um L made you cutie what [Music] what does that even mean hello laughs all right this is super easy everyone's ready you need two bowls one bigger one or no you need we need let me pull up the recipe I don't even know what I'm talking about um we need one bigger bowl to start with one small bowl and one pot so get all those things out we're gonna get all of those out one big bowl one small bowl one pot by the way this is a bake long um thanks for our sponsored manscape today make sure you check them out okay this is what I mean by like a big big bowl okay watch out oh that was loud as hell okay so that's our big bowl this is what I'm gonna use for my small bowl I'm just gonna use like the cereal bowl okay all right and then for a pot grab your favorite pot for making ramen noodle soup okay ikumi thank you thank you little guy he's so sweet [Music] okay now make sure you get an adequate enough amount of cat hair floated into your bowls make sure that's there okay in your big bowl this bowl we're gonna put six cups of rice krispie treats okay we're prepping everything out six cups but I do have my sous chef today I realize he's a cat but anyone can cook I learned that from the movie Ratatouille so if you say otherwise you need to educate yourself Swift do not bark all right six cups one it's okay if they're a little heavy it's fine two three four five six okay easy clap why is this this is all bent funny great what do you think is it good okay [Music] that's crazy man I think you're the four months Blue Kirby thank you the four months pet your cat take a second pet your cat Okay do not bite scold your cat for biting me pet your cat and then scold them out [ __ ] okay all right then in this bowl we're gonna do a cup of milk chocolate chips and a cup of butter and butterscotch chips okay and our smaller Bowl yeah foreign on company time thank you thank you for the prime Coots is being lazy she didn't show up to work today so kind of awkward are those good having your cat on the table while you cook his very hygienic I just got so much cat hair that was more than usual I like how yours is just like okay all right a cup of butterscotch chips it's like just another day foreign chips I like to do like a heavy cup of chocolate chips you know a little extra a little extra if I've got it why not a little bit of a little bit of extra chalky chips okay chocolate chips Butters chocolate butterscotch chips are in the same thing thank you for the four months all right then in your pot in your pot you're gonna add a cup of sugar not weed one cup of sugar one cup of corn syrup I realize the camera's focused on the cat but there's like you know what can I do aren't right Puffs literally 50 sugar we're making a dessert I love when people come in and they're like this isn't very healthy it's a [ __ ] dessert um they're gonna be like oh sugar is bad for you nothing baked is healthy that's not what I said but very few desserts are healthy you can bake broccoli thank you sorry I had to open a new one oh I got a little bit of paper in there got it put it all right we're still measuring out a cup of corn syrup which corn syrup is also bad for you surprise surprise and it goes yako get that out scrape that out all hail dirt I've never seen a cat so bothered with life yet relaxed that's my baby all right and then a cup of peanut butter is also going into your cup your pot okay [Music] chunkier smooth honestly choose your adventure you never answered how many cups of cat hair that's because I made the joke like four times and I figured I didn't need to do it again hello what do you think of the peanut butter approved oh okay sorry no it's my fault I have a bad attitude all right spatula is too big to get in the peanut butter jar great that's what he said make sure this is all in there [Music] thank you cowboy like Ally thank you would you substitute golden syrup in place of cornstarch um I would Google it I I genuinely am not super familiar with golden syrup [Music] damn this is almost the whole damn thing oh yeah because that's 13 ounces no you don't need it wait you don't have sugar wait what was the question do you say you don't have sugar or you don't have enough sugar yeah out of sugar oh [ __ ] no sugar [Music] do you have powdered sugar you not have sugar um do not add more corn syrup that will not be good um option number one buy sugar option number two oh you do have some you do have some powdered sugar [Music] honey might work if you do no Honey's too wet um [Music] do you have brown sugar [Music] is wet I know but just [Music] you probably I have powder and brown oh just do brown and you're fine Brown and your your Gucci bingo [Music] yours will be you'll you'll get a nice like caramely Flavor added all right so as a reminder before we move too far in our evening together chat all right um um foreign sugar corn syrup and peanut butter in this pot we have six cups of Rice Krispies here and we have a cup of butterscotch chips and a cup of chocolate chips there's relax and I have a cat all right now get out your casserole dish I recommended a 9x13 casserole dish okay we're just gonna have this ready lasagna dish work yeah um I'm debating if I want to spray mine sometimes I don't like spraying mine because it makes it a little more wet and I don't really want that um cat hair oh me hair cool um I'm going to do you can spray yours you could put butter in yours it's just something to stop it from sticking I'm just going to do some parchment plot twist iron my cat's baking and I'm watching it all right we're just going to prep this pan Lilith the can of butter you're just going to add in here since when do girls have testicles oh girls don't have testicles but you know what we can do we can still advocate for healthy testicles and I support manscape and manscape supports me and I think all of you should shave your balls and check them right now for lumps and if there's a lump you should probably go to the freaking doctor but if you buy a special edition manscape it's purple manscape is donating fifty thousand dollars to the testicular cancer society to help people with cancer cancer so we can all care about balls can't we that's right one of you you know every hour every day one man gets diagnosed with testicular cancer one of you probably has a lump I'm just saying statistics all right no cutie uh it's probably true everyone should go check should I check my balls right now yes preferably open another stream but that's fine um okay I need to open my second camera for this so you guys can see what I'm about to do okay we're going to the stove top now everybody stove top everybody stovetop what the heck all right here we go everybody pink Crocs these are ludwigs they're a little big on me did you notice um okay we're going over here that's some dead mushrooms that fell down there and I guess I just lived there now [Music] foreign let's put this on medium high heat there's the level of my flame that's helpful [Music] and we're we're heating the sugar peanut butter corn syrup mixture [Music] all right and we did use peanut butter today to remind you all to shave your nuts to save some nuts all right whether your own or other people manscape is supporting the testicular cancer society this month check out their website they've got special edition lawnmower 4.0 you guys love the lawnmower it's great for ladies too genuinely ladies let me tell you something can I be vulnerable with you nobody tells us how the [ __ ] to shave our pubes as a 14 year old girl and sometimes you just go razor at it but did you know that the lawnmower that landscape landscape made for men so it's a trimmer also works on you and ladies can use trimmers too you just start with the trimmer and then you go in with a razor unless you don't want to be as smooth as a as a American doll you know as American Girl doll if you don't want to be as smooth as American Girl doll then just use a lawnmower am I calling it the right thing is it the lawnmower I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's a lawnmower 4.0 bro no girls have balls there are some girls with balls for the record also all girls have pubes dumbass [Music] pubes is a is a all gender problem but for some reason girls can't talk about their pubes because gross but if guys talk about their pubes it's cool all right we're trying to get this to a boil [Music] I'm not there yet keep stirring it because you don't want anything to burn [Music] [Music] foreign how do you see our messages to actually be able to read them um I have chat open on a monitor and then I zoom in like 150 or something like that okay you're gonna see some bubbles forming like as on the bottom when you're stirring that's good so we're just going to kind of let this do its thing for a few minutes but you still need to stir it every once in a while otherwise it will burn do you get spiky and itchy after using a trimmer well I use a trimmer and then I use the razor if I need to all right oh mine burned a little bit make sure you're stirring yours more all right okay so we're just gonna stir this now for about a minute just stir it while it's on this heat because now it's been on here long enough that it wants to burn a little bit so we gotta stir it keep it moving okay stir Chat Set a minute for me also for the record the main purpose here is just melting down the sugar so as long as you don't burn it it's kind of hard to [ __ ] up it's just there's an ideal texture but worst case you you know you don't get the ideal texture it's still going to be good so don't overthink it foreign you had your heat on too high Yeah medium high if it's if it's burning too like quickly and you can't even like stir it then you yeah you gotta lower your heat foreign [Music] okay there's my minute so we're going to take this off the heat keep stirring a little bit don't let it burn because the pan is still hot right so off the heat star stir stir stir stir okay you need to be really careful here everybody really careful all right we're gonna bring our pot over to our big bowl it's hot remember it's very hot stop say hi to cat hi bro love you okay oh there's a manscape thing on my face all right [Music] okay now we're gonna pour this mixture into your Rice Krispies [Music] relax okay it's hot it's hot so be careful and then just slowly we're going to fold that in there okay so we're gonna get this all coated oh boy slowly because otherwise that happens where you spill and you got to do this while it's hot otherwise you won't be able to mix it so keep that in mind oh boy one's cooling down fast really getting you know it's better if you have a friend with you it's better if they pour while you stir you just get much better coverage like if they slowly pour it in while you're doing this because like all of mine you know all the goo goes straight to the middle type thing and then it's just like harder to deal with but you'll get there you might have to be a little aggro with it fold was the wrong word you gotta mix it in make sure everything's coated [Music] foreign okay really check your bottom see how like it's all mixed but I'm still coming in here and I'm checking my bottom because what can happen is you can have a pool of just like that that you essentially have made peanut butter caramel and you can have a pool of it at the bottom and that's like no good right that's just like freaking waste so you wanna scrape that up move it around check your bottom check your balls all right great yummy yummy yummy okay now you're gonna take this mixture and you're gonna put it in your pan foreign man me too all right okay so to the best of your ability you're gonna come and push this down yay Swift is pissed at you can I start pushing it down reminder you need to do this while it's hot otherwise you can't pull it off so like it'll just it'll get too difficult to do um we're trying to get this as smooth as possible so if it's getting too hard sometimes you can take a smooth take your hand on top of the spatula add some pressure just smooth it out making scotcheroos do you know what those are so yummy oh you I didn't know you liked them well peanut butter is yummy do you know what scotchers are no no oh my mom used to make these all the time like a little crunchy crunch yeah you're gonna love it I think I've had them before Oh from who I don't know Mrs B maybe oh Mississippi we don't need to beat her up I love peanut butter well they get chocolate on them do you want some plain ones without it yeah that'd be great because I'm probably I'm gonna have to take some to hassans and then I told Christian I would take some to them just Hassan or Christian too both stop eating my scotcheroo you're not gonna you know you complain whenever I make sweet treats well it's my job I know I just don't wanna you make a lot of noise with your job and I never complain um Hassan messaged our group chat for fear and he was like Ludwig bailed tomorrow of course fail we had the lightest confirmation of all time oh have you checked your balls today [Music] yeah you check my balls in the shower [Music] check your balls the only thing I know is you're supposed to check and compare the ball to the other ball it's supposed to feel the same across both balls but the question I have is what if both balls get a lump at the same time yeah that's a good question you wouldn't be able to tell dad they're different or is that really rare Mother of God huh then they cancel out it's like two negatives yeah all right I'm out I'm getting you coffee wahoo sure oh wait I want the lavender thing no thanks for six months your house smells good yay all right um also Lilith if you haven't added your can of butter you could also add it into this for the record um okay so here chat now we are melting our um we're melting our butterscotch and chocolate um Resolute thing of the four months um so we're gonna go over the microwave be patient when you do this chat over to microwave this is my Minnie Mouse backpack because I went to Disney and we're gonna do 10 seconds at a time and when I say 10 seconds at a time I mean it some of you are going to get impatient don't because once you burn chocolate it's all garbage you can't come back from burnt chocolate quite literally even a one more soul will ruin your entire batch oh my God my microwave's broken hello really okay the stupid you know when the stupid thing's not on the track and then come on come on there we go okay there we go okay so 10 seconds at a time um double boil we make baking approachable here and I'm not going to tell people to double broil day okay there's 10 seconds I pull it out and we just nothing happened right but we're just rotating okay in they go 10 seconds okay some are getting a little soft foreign use any chocolate cutie yes I am uh I like using semi-sweet because the butterscotch is so sweet that I feel like if I use milk it's way too sweet for me um so I like using semi-sweet but you can use dark you can use milk you could use white if you're feeling crazy okay it's starting to melt okay [Music] okay she's getting melty melty girl foreign thank you for the sum all right we're getting close another 10 seconds have you found your cat oh no where is my cat I haven't seen him in days where could he be foreign man all right all right 10 more seconds crazy I know what guy from gone I think he was 15. North Shore Music thing for the nine he's a nine month or new badge oops I let that one go a little longer [Music] all right it's getting all melted together foreign okay once it's all melted hi durs we're gonna come back over here and this is like our frosting Okay so we're just gonna pour this my stupid shirt underneath keeps popping out um we're gonna pour that on here laughs okay and then you're just gonna spread it [Music] it's just your frosting now foreign all right once you feel like it's even if you want to give it that Bakery finish all you have to do is zigzag tada all right oh I forgot about the non-chocolate ones for Ludwig oh [Music] he can he can cut it off he'll be fine damn it maybe add maybe Ed all right okay and spacing someone's okay now this is a little salt on top oh yeah we can do a little bit of salt on top that's always fun sprinkle a little bit of salt on top why not this is optional you don't do this yeah you could put nuts on top you could put coconut on top whatever you want to do he could add pretzels on top all right um this is gonna make you guys really sad however you have to wait an hour now they have to it has to set too late how to speed it up put it in the fridge if you want to speed it up otherwise you just leave it out here but you didn't wait last time okay well you can you're just your top isn't set here we can have a bite it's just the top will set eventually and it'll be easier to eat but until you let that top set just got melted chocolate on your hands so if you don't want to wait you don't have to but if you're trying to serve it to a lot of people I would wait at least an hour tasty okay 50. [Music] I'm almost at a sub baby huge no it's gonna be so sad I put chocolate on it who's gonna say it's fine you forgot about me all right thank you for gifting a sub thank you I mean you did they just don't like chocolate no he's on a diet so anywhere you can cut calories he does yum out of Taylor Swift patreon thing go um I do Taylor talks every week on patreon Taylor talks no Austin in the Box imagine sponsoring streaming and this is what you get imagine sponsoring streaming and you get a stream with how many viewers [Music] 3K oh yeah that must suck and then add to 200 000 on Instagram uh what a bad sponsor I love that [ __ ] hey [ __ ] check your balls all right here I'll save blood this little piece that's just peanuts butter [Music] he'll love it I'm sorry I need to move the ad all right well the rest of the day sorry I'll move that in a second the rest of the day we will be um starting on I don't know if we'll finish it today but we're making a Kirby cake so we'll either finish it today or tomorrow I have dinner plans tonight that I have to go to so um so I do have to cut myself off at some point tonight however um we're gonna get started on it at this point the shouts of check your balls is starting to sound like catcalling check your balls okay hey hottie check your balls break from streaming going well almost over I think it went okay didn't get as much done as I hoped for but got some done still have another day or two if you did bake along post your picture in Discord I'll check it out I have evolved from what I thought was a punk princess into a birthday cake thanks for baking wait you thought it was a what a punk princess what do you think what did you have oh you had Jinx that's funny jinx so we need more baking streams to bake along um I do bake Longs once a week where the orange chocolate chips butterscotch chips laughs my tummy hurts I could never bake my oven doesn't work um a homie this recipe we just did doesn't require an oven [Music] you know where I can find the recipe in Discord under baking stream ingredients um in like the announcement section hey cutie I've been working out your arms are more toned I have been that was really nice of you to say um biggest problem is I can't get this blue spot off the counter biggest problem is I haven't lost any weight but it's okay everything's fine [Music] Sarah said day for the bake along I ping everyone and let them know it kind of changes uh gotta cut a little more calories then yeah yeah I just started counting calories more um um more uh like um you know when you're like focused on doing something more intentionally seems fine [Music] [Music] um but yeah I really just want to lose 10 pounds I did it once and then I gained it all back during cookiegate do you guys remember cookie gate I was ordering cookies like every night it was great though hey don't get me wrong I was very happy I also got to try cooking oils those are sneaky I mean I've been using hellofresh mostly um so hopefully that'll help um and then restaurants hellofresh is way easier to count than when I cook for us I've also been trying to um switch out like anything that can be protein or veggie I switch it out like if I really want pasta then make sure to switch it out with a protein pasta um or like zucchini noodles instead of just normal pasta if that makes sense sorry I had to pee you lost 50 pounds in six months holy [ __ ] congrats and like snacks so this is interesting but I learned that I was um two calorie deficits so I wasn't eating um enough so my body was just holding on to fat which sounds really confusing um but I was I was tracking and I was like starving myself who told you that my nutritionist um so yeah so I have to like um so I was losing but then I was gaining it right back once I'd start like eating like normal because I was like starving myself and anyway whatever figuring it out it's hard to lose weight um hello TJ I saw you for two seconds I saw you hello TJ TJ not Union 1989 era is that just what we call Eating Disorders now when my chef coat started feeling tight and you had to stop yeah yeah like everyone's on a diet I mean listen I don't even care about hot girl summer I'm shooting for average girl summer um you're on the opposite of a diet CJ damn my wife wants to know if you're gonna watch Jersey Shore family vacation we're not even close to finishing the first Jersey Shore I lost 20 pounds I'm so happy about it I'm jealous it's okay I've been going on more walks I think I think I'll get there I think I'm actively tracking calories and I'm going on more walks and stuff like that so just drink water I also drink water I'm on 16k steps today okay that's insane I'm just going like I'm just trying to do walks consistently I'm not trying to like I'm not trying to do the 10K step thing like a lot of it you should get a Fitbit I just got this actually throws it it's like it's stupid expensive so I don't recommend it yet because I haven't tried it it's called the aura ring um I haven't set it up though yeah it has heart rate and oxygen monitor and random stuff I have it it's nice yeah I haven't set it up is uncomfortable no well I don't like wearing rings so just finished my entry for short film contest yay judges for the short film contest are slime and Ludwig I heard those are great keep us posted yeah I'll let you guys know I haven't um even charged it yet so they're gonna cost me a fortune I'm sure because people get paid for every time um people like every time they laugh so but I don't laugh enough so I want to do people that laugh a ton but yingli would really cost me a fortune Yingling laughs at everything so it's like I can't do anything okay all right it's the same contest here with Caroline yes same contest also it was my contest Caroline just judged it for the record I don't even think I'm like stealing other people's content that would feel bad um trying to keep my stupid thing I was thinking of was thinking coolest ones are talking ball cancer it's pretty terrible and don't see it mentioned too often yeah um do you get paid per slime roast too no you just have to take it I am nervous the amount of people that slime's gonna say are not funny okay I have a bunch of eggs does that top of a corset built in no it's just a unitard so it keeps like pulling in weird spots I've never had this problem before with it though so I'm like confused I have a bunch of eggs and I don't know if they're old or not um and so we're going to do the water thing where I'm going to fill this up with water and we're going to see if they sink or float or whatever or if we have to burn them at the stake you know sink float or burn them at the steak all right which one's which what we need it to if it sinks it's good if it floats it's bad this is your first proper stream oh well welcome [Music] think good float bad okay I have so many eggs which is fine because we're making a Swiss meringue frosting today um and I'm I'm using literally box cake mix with the intention of going through more eggs because box cakes mix needs more eggs than normal cake all right here we go are you guys ready are you good wait I don't have enough water in here [Music] just like all right sink good float bad [Music] okay sink good okay that guy sunk he also has a little micro hole in him whoa are you okay buddy okay Good Egg that's how they test witches too Good Egg [Music] I think these are all from the same batch so they're all probably good oh cutie you dumbass what the hell okay hi durs no it's still sinking they're probably close though wait it's like in between so it's probably like use freaking today you know so we will we'll use this today okay I literally have so many cartons of eggs I don't know how this happened I bought them all at once these ones I know are good because they say April 27th oh yeah these are like used today because they have some buoyancy to them did you go to your high school or Union we didn't have a high school reunion okay did you get your hair done no I didn't I just washed it today do culinary schools have reunions no what Jersey actually I mean some do I shouldn't speak for all I don't [ __ ] know all right here we go so our order of operation to use these eggs is wait oh this this group this group that group great okay so let's get this bad boy yeah so this is for the Kirby cake we're just gonna do a chocolate cake I'm trying to use all my eggs so we're gonna do a Swiss meringue is it still a sponsored stream uh how many hours are we technically technically I believe uh it's only an hour oh an hour and a half yeah um manscaped is only an hour but I'm gonna keep it up a little longer because they're a really great partner and I really love working with them so I figure why not you know I think my contract with them is one a month until June so you know hopefully they like us enough to keep us around so make sure you click on the links and use the stuff they're really great because most sponsors don't just let you do whatever you want and they do which is sick so we really like them they're probably one of my most favorite sponsors uh okay we're gonna use gross Box Store mix [Music] thank you what is there we go it's not actually gross [Music] shaving your junk is good makes it look bigger great great DS Mac great [Music] all right we're making the Kirby cake [Music] how the necklace is coming around we have like 20 we have like 20 um left shave your Kirby's with manscaped yeah can you make the inside of the cake red and add red filling to it no because I don't want to not because I can't because I simply do not want to and that's her answer boss chat I felt so bad I was at a Starbucks the other day and there's this really cute girl whose name was Jenna but I was on the phone with Aiden and I pull up to the checkout and she's like oh my gosh cutie Cinderella and I'm like thanks I'm famous expected you know you guys know how it is and uh and then she was like can and I was like one second because I was talking to Aiden I was telling him one second she's like can I ask you can I ask you a question and I go yeah one sec one and I say one second Aiden and I look back at her and I said and she goes oh sorry and I was like it's okay it's just Aiden like making a joke and she was like hahaha and then she like never asked me the question because I think like I think she got confused now I feel bad Big Ten of your fans yeah you know me I'm just too cool you know how it goes Show Box please it's just Betty Crocker it's nothing to me Jenna if you are here you can ask your question we're all waiting uh yeah okay that was not a good idea you guys see Ludwig's stealing my friends and hanging out with squeaks today squeaks a bit of a [ __ ] am I am I right arm squeaks his only friend what a jerk what's new in book club nothing I haven't read the book this month I don't know if I will it's triggering the book is triggering Squid's been all over Austin yeah he he came home with like this weird like gate in his walk like I was like squeaks are you okay he had a great time there though it'd be a good time he had so much fun all right so we're gonna do nine eggs in here one two three filibuster Jones singing the seven four yeah five what's with the glossy eggs we put them in water six seven eight would you collab with try guys yeah like that's a freaking option yeah let me just call Keith you know what I could probably get a hold of Ned I heard he's always looking for women to collab with if you know what I mean cheated on his wife that's the joke um okay vegetable oil okay saved you chat save chat I saved you chat I'm a hero foreign you might have a concussion but you're not dead huh Not Dead do grow T think of the 11. Steve I have a concussion now you'll be fine public just pulled up freaking one-handed on his Vespa looking like a badass and before someone says that's what good [ __ ] sounds like because I've never heard good [ __ ] in their lives that's what good [ __ ] sounds like classic foreign who can say where the earth goes and the days flow only time and who can say worth of something only time hey do you guys want to hear what I've been working on it was that song did you like it to be honest [Music] was that Enya no I wrote it that sounds like some good chocolate that's why you should always add your water before you mix it foreign do as I say not as I do uh lud I accidentally put chocolate on the whole thing oh okay okay he's not mad but I saved you this one piece of just peanut butter oh yeah your coffee yay thank you I saw you roll up with one hand so packed today oh boy chatted splish splashy why is so much of it spilling foreign baby are you making chocolate water you know it that's what I do I make chocolate water yum huh glappy you think of the two homemade Yoo-hoo yeah Eliza think of the ten oh it's gappy my bad I'm sorry about that glabby you should always add the water first when you're doing box cake mix I was being belligerent I'm sorry I'm sorry for my lack of safety on this um anyway what I'm really working on in progress in the pipeline chat are you ready I'm the Cutie Cinderella production pipeline we've got Beyblade coming up we've got Master Baker coming up early June Master Baker we've got a summer concert coming up [Music] we've got [Music] remote thank you um yeah we've got a summer concert coming up we've got another murder mystery coming up huge um murder mystery what else um we have a surprise thing coming up that I just hired a production team for um and then in August August September no September in September I have a Gala Maya and I I'm sure we'll talk about online about it Maya and I are hosting a Gala a Gala [Music] Maya and I are gay um it's going to be very cool do you want to hear put Gala for charity it's going to be for um the Amazon rainforest is going to be for the Amazon rainforest and what's going to happen is everyone is going it's going to be very high fashion it's going to be very um a selective who gets invited it's going to be very exclusive it's my [ __ ] event so I don't want to [ __ ] hear it if people complain about not getting invited it's my party and I'll cry if I want to what you broke to something you broke something Ludwig broke my computer babe we have so many cam links you just stole my cam link I literally have one out and whine about it we have some in the garage remember when Chuck organized everything yeah but we literally have a brand new cam Link in the garage you could keep [Music] go put it back now no you don't have to just keep it babe you're fine no okay wait where are you what are you doing I know but where are you right now you're not putting it back okay I know just make sure you put it back before you're done uh I meant before just don't let me I'm coming out of retirement like next week you know um okay this is a nurse tree uh-huh where like the flower tree oh cool I know I saw that I saw that it's funny because it's like they dibs their spots you know yeah yeah um okay anyway do you have at least a new PC or a still potato I still have the potato cat cam um did you at least update your PC no why would I do that laughs anyway the gala the gala the gala um it's gonna be Amazon rainforest themed it's gonna be high fashion you have to show up in um an outfit inspired by a um an outfit inspired by an animal that lives there so very cool um and it's gonna be like red carpet people are gonna come we're gonna see their outfits like Met Gala you know kind of fun and then to raise money for charity we're going to um um uh all streamers that come they're required to bring something that will auction off um it'll just be processed and auctioned online so I'll have a website that you guys can go bid on and that's our way of farming viewers for money for charity huge we love that um so part of their red carpet will be like a show and tell kind of which is really cool um so that'll be that'll be cool and then um to farm so then everyone's in like the room you know we have dinner it's fancy Gala we're still streaming once we're in there um the way we Farm streamers for money for charity is we're going to do an auction of male streamers for dates so like we'll auction off like Ludwig here's a date with Ludwig um it comes with a picnic everything you need for a picnic starting bid is 500 and any of the streamers can bid on him for that date um and then you know we're gonna do like it's gonna get messy yeah like e-rob but we'll get like 10 bucks or something like it won't be much um and then we'll have a hypnotist perform because I thought I thought that'd be cool um I thought it'd be entertaining for you guys to see like a hypnotist perform with streamers um and then um and then we're gonna have a conservationist do a little talk and then we're gonna end the Stream sounds fun huh [Music] yeah the goal is that the dates will be streamed that's the whole kind of like thing so we're gonna do what we we can to like get it um give them like things so it'll be like a fishing date with slime will be auctioned off you know and like whoever gets it and then they'll be able to stream that date ideally like part of the package will provide um like the fishing thing a cameraman uh and they can use my IRL backpack type thing so [Music] should be cool but it's going to be up to obviously it's going to be up to the people to like fulfill it like all we can do is like give them the tools if they don't like you know if they don't actually stream it then they don't stream it that's on them [Music] but yeah that'll be cool I am also top secret leaks I'm also going to be doing an IRL board game but really big and I'm hiring a production team for it so I'm not going to tell you what game but oh this did freeze either froze or ders is just amazing oh [ __ ] no no cancel cancel I almost called 9-1-1 [Music] anyway thought it'd be cool so our goal is to raise a lot of money for charity and I think it will be awesome Late Night with cutie the set is designed um and I was told it was going to be done in May but it just didn't work out um the studio space is rented the set is designed building is supposed to start in the next few weeks so um Late Night with cutie we'll hopefully come it's just getting delayed I think building everywhere is like delayed um whoa whoa I have hired a new assistant you guys know them [Music] say who yet I'm gonna wait until paperwork is filled out um they're upside down now how did that happen [Music] it's Prezzo um yeah so lots of stuff lots of new stuff she's focused I approve Christina proves Christine's not mad um [Music] anyways chat do I wait actually Christine you would know Christine do I have a do I have a um ball cake pan or do I have it at my house like in my house in Washington laughs I don't think so damn it I don't want to carve a ball I would much rather use a cake pan oh I did I carved Totoro I really didn't want to turn I didn't really I really didn't want to carve damn it foreign [Music] yes it's in my other house no big deal do you have an oven safe metal bowl no I don't that's why I'm saying it I was really hoping I thought about even ordering like instacarting one from Michael's last night maybe I should if I instacarted right now it'd probably take at least an hour we don't have enough to do for an hour besides like cut watermelon oven safe glass bowl I don't know if any of my glass bowls are oven safe and I need two the same size I guess I'm carving it I'll carve it whatever all carve it [Music] all right [Music] um but yeah I've gotten a lot done TJ is working on our song um he's he's gotten like the track pretty close to being like produced so that's exciting [Music] um I have an artist working on an offline screen so you know you need testers for the cookbook um cookbook is going to be a bit of a challenge because I have to bake each recipe twice essentially um so I'm currently writing the recipes a lot of them are written I you guys already know what I'm most afraid about um uh I'm nervous about publishing a recipe and someone being like that's so-and-so's recipe I'm nervous about unintentionally stealing someone's recipe and getting canceled for it that's my biggest hold up with my cookbook it has been really nervous actually because I get canceled for Less um but uh I'm just gonna do my best I mean there's only one way to bake a cake that's kind of the whole thing that's the whole hold up um but uh Thursday I'll give you food can I get these cakes in the oven and then I'll give you some food um so yeah anyway um yeah I think baking specifically it's hard to I don't know whatever it doesn't matter um could put a little disclaimer at the beginning well like that's something I actually watched a lot of videos essentially there's literally no way to copyright a recipe um I've done a lot of research on this at this point there's no way to copyright a recipe um however it's more just like public outcry and like some of the things they're like this is my mom's recipe right so I just use my I just use my mom's recipe but I don't know where the heck she got it from you know so it's like if I publish this and it's like turns out it's freaking Betty Crocker's from the 90s and [ __ ] you know laughs [Music] whatever but anyway I'm working on it um I'm working on rewriting the recipes because a lot of my recipes are written in shorthand so I'm rewriting them to simplify them um I use chat gbt to help me a little bit it was actually insane um kind of cool um once they're Rewritten then I'm gonna start testing them and I'm gonna have to make each one twice one wants to take notes and then once to record because each recipe for my book is going to have an I'm gonna make an ASMR channel for baking and it's just gonna be ASMR videos for baking and follow along so yeah are you gonna include in catfish catsafe um um so yeah it should be cool I hope it's just a work in progress um there's only so much I can do um so we'll see do you have to site chat ghg I always call it chat GHB um I don't need the site chat jhb as an author because all I'm doing with chat GHB is I I'm giving chat jhb my recipe and I say give me a list of all the tools needed so it goes through and it filters that it reads the whole recipe and says like you need a spoon you need this you need this to do this and so it just like is doing some work it's just doing some brain power for me it's not necessarily writing anything so it's kind of cool huh it's like actually so hype so then on the side I can say you need these tools without me having to go through and filter them myself it's kind of cool so yeah Jonathan Jonathan bonathan that was one of the funniest things that slime ever said and slime has said a lot of funny things what was I thinking why did I get three boxes [Music] please watch the yard this week yeah nut was very funny but also you know what separates women and men are any yard Watchers in here I need we need to talk about this it's very important this is what separates women and men they're having that conversation on the yard nuts like yeah I started I started running tempeh late nights Twitter after Ludwig left and he got a DM that was like Ludwig I miss you so much blah blah like we're you know I'm blocked everywhere else blah blah blah and love just shrugs It Off hello who was that [Music] if that was me and Maya I'd be like pull it up right now that's some tea that's some spicy ass tea honestly we're gonna have nut on wine about it and we're gonna we're gonna tell them to find the find the DM [Music] I want to know who [Music] will then someone messing around no I don't think so I bet it was his ex but that's the difference between men and women a big thing between men and women I don't like saying these things some guy gets back from going out with the boys and he's like yeah Chris and Samantha broke up and you say why and they say oh how tell me everything [Music] I just don't get it I'm a dude who loves the tea good not enough guys love the tea guys I need you to start loving the tea I want all the tea [Music] all right [Music] okay chat we have a lot of extra batter should I make um maybe like a star for Kirby to stand on [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] there we go sorry um but there was a I was getting one guy there was someone in chat that was like that's not all women and I was like yes I realize calling out generalizing is cringe but also generalizing a cringe so I guess were all the problem [Music] what time is it chat okay if I'm going to dinner tonight I'm hungry is the issue I could make a hellofresh what are we saving by shaving balls empty um okay okay okay okay um if that's a six inch then if I do two nine inches I can make the star on the bottom let's do that that'll be fun [Music] are you a nine this looks bigger this looks like a 10. oh what's the capacity of your stand mixer I'm about to buy one I don't know I don't know Hunter Z where is he my perfect candy my birthday candy my perfect Kitty shake your balls what okay that's a freaking that's an 11 incher [Music] [Music] hey [Music] bless you I sneezed all over the mic honestly honestly sneezed all over the mic [Music] I can't find a 10 inch no none of you have one oh God I want nine inch I can only find the ten inch still none of you have one you don't have a nine inch either uh I guess we're going ten that's the only thing I can find I really need my [ __ ] pans organized um maybe I'll just do one big one cut it in half damn it thank you orange should do the trick I don't think it will all right oh [ __ ] I forgot I had the measuring cup in there do I like reading romance stories no Majestic girl thing for the eight months that is such a guy's name I'm just a girl are you actually a girl are you a guy trying to get coins on RuneScape I'm a majestic girl surely I'm a girl don't mind me but will you carry me to Platt yeah I'm a 44 year old mom well I trust you then I trust them hi Jersey I'll try to get this thing to cook a little faster QTC spin we do more Banner pills with your dad my dad doesn't live here so someday but not anytime soon all right all right cakes are in the oven you got your hellofresh subscription today what recipes did you get foreign you're okay lay down you're fine Bubba thanks Lucy oh my God what are you looking forward to today um I'm hungry what day are you going um if you're going on the 5th of August I'm going to be tailgating and I'm gonna have a um I'm gonna have a friendship bracelet thing in my car so if you want to come make a friendly friendship bracelet with me you can if you're interested [Music] um okay where'd the lid go right here Tay gating cute yeah I'm gonna be tailgating okay here's the deal I had a protein yogurt that was 170 calories I have this coffee that's about 120 calories Lucy think of the 10 gifted what the heck that's so sweet thank you wait how many Subs am I at oh my God chat you guys are too kind to me what the hell I just took a month off you're supposed to you're supposed to stress me out I'm supposed to be so stressed I'm supposed to feel awful about myself I'm supposed to be only at like a thousand subs and be like oh my God [ __ ] how am I gonna I'm how am I gonna pay for Beyblade what the heck that is so kind you have a sub goal well I've been taking time off so I I don't think a sub goal has been appropriate but um no that's just so sweet that's so much time off is healthy though yeah but wow that's so nice of you guys oh that's so sweet crispy thing for three months um things shot do you actually fulfill your sub goals yeah [Music] oh my gosh oh yeah I think of the five gifted thank you guys thank you very much thank you I'm sorry I haven't been streaming much I needed to get my brain to work a little more but I do appreciate that all of you kept um that all of you kept subbing and priming even though I was off that's incredibly incredibly incredibly kind of you um genuinely I can't say that enough like genuinely not everyone in their lives are like you know I I'm very lucky that I'm allowed to take time off to kind of get my brain to work um normal jobs you know you'd have to use your PTO I don't have PTO um you guys are very very kind thank you thank you for continuing to support me thank you for being here thank you thank you very much thank you um and I hope a steam thing you're the five gifted I hope everything I listed earlier all the stuff that I said it's in my pipeline so we've got we've got Beyblade Master Baker late night show surprise show murder mystery summer concert oh I forgot the film festival a summer concert um [ __ ] Camp the gala another really big secret project um and then we start repeating we have you know then we have Halloween so so that's what I've been working on I've been this last month I know I've been taking time off but I've also been working on a lot of stuff so so thank you guys for supporting me because without your guys's support I couldn't pay for these things you didn't mention [ __ ] Camp before oh well surprise and haloth on like right in there if I list everything actually let me write it down I'm actually curious let's see if I'm missing anything can you tell us some mystery stuff no I can't I cannot tell you the mystery stuff oh can you guys see that some of these are notes you can't see oh God oh God oh God okay here we go you need a qdc calendar please yeah trying okay so we have coming up first we have the film festival right film Festival which I'll announce I'm gonna push it back a few days um so I'll tweet about that either today or tomorrow Film Festival Beyblade um probably after Beyblade is Master Baker um then Late Night with cutie is somewhere there um after that we probably have a murder mystery again um so this is like this is like May right here is May and then right here is June murder mystery and then July we have surprise one big surprise that gets announced but it's not until August so we'll just put it there for now um June this is July so July summer concert um the concert this the summer concert is going to be Midsummer's Night themed and it's only going to be love music love songs and it's going to be it's going to replace my mom's um the charity stream I do for my mom um so it's going to be a charity stream I'm going to sell tickets and they're all going to go to charity so um should be fun summer concert and then a little surprise I believe is going to be here and then August is this big surprise happens early August I believe or no mid-august and then [ __ ] Camp is somewhere in August probably so that doesn't feel like a lot for August September um we do Master Baker here May June I want to do Master Baker every three months so September will probably be the gala and master Baker um is there anything I've forgotten because then we go October where we have murder mystery again and Film Festival we have Film Festival oh actually we have another big surprise in October I forgot about big surprise um Film Festival murder mystery again November is usually my empty month and then December we do a Christmas concert that seems about right right it doesn't feel like enough the notebook's inverted oh you get the gala yeah I did the gala how do you give a custom message when you gift Subs you can't sadly um no girls trip this year no girls trip it it didn't really work last year I tried it it just didn't really work that's okay it happens pain girls trip with the ladies with the lilies you said [ __ ] Camp was gonna be different this year yeah actually Kim's gonna be different but I'm not telling you if I counted right I got 15 until the end of the year one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen that doesn't seem like enough how many months do we have left I want to do at least two a month eight I'm missing one what can I what did I do last year that we should add to this year Christmas concert I already have it oh Pottery yeah I should do more stuff like that I should do more stuff like like little things like pottery um what else like surfing was fun surfing like I should just get groups together do stuff like that so activities from girls trip just get groups together girls trip get groups oh yeah we have the nine to five show with me and squeaks nine to five show painting class um what else oh yeah we did the Cat Cafe we're not doing ghost hunting again I didn't like that um 24 Hour Bread baking oh yeah the 24 hour baking streams um doubt Yoda um I think that's it oh and then I might do little tournaments um like IRL tournaments like uh rock paper scissors Connect Four Jenga those are just like cheap little ones that I can just throw together on the side I already have murder mystery anyway that should be it doesn't seem like enough but oh that's what we forgot Master Baker again I'll probably have another Master Baker in November or December for a holiday themed one there we go there we go there now we got it two Master Bakers a year it's I want to do three a year three or four a year when's the haloth on uh this month foreign keep cake and cake what is the Halo thing is it just Halo yes yes it is what do you usually do off stream work how's the idea for the button uh button show is going to work like this do you guys know who Flory is yes I'm going to have Flory she's a smaller streamer I'm going to have Flory um do like scouting shows the way doc used to do for Raj and find me people that are entertaining and we're gonna do a button-like shows Once I have an assistant hired they'll probably have to find um good questions for me or whatever or like dating questions I guess because it's going to be like dating um and uh I got this big I got this big traffic light essentially that will be red and then when I turn it green that's when they can raise their hand and that's them doing the button for the next person essentially so we're working on it we're working on it but uh I haven't um uh yeah we're gonna get there I'm trying to see how to do it I'm trying to see how to do it without um without doing dating I'm trying to get my brain around how to do it non-dating questions and how that would work um how many gifted subs for nip slip oh wow such a great question um you couldn't afford it unfortunately unfortunately you could not afford it but there's your band there's your band tell your dad I said hi by the way so um all right anyway so I think yeah I think that'll be cool so mods actually mods if you can think of how to do it I actually might need to talk to astronauts how to do button exactly in a way that would work without like dating that would be ideal but um but yeah I'm definitely gonna do the dating one anyway but this was Austin knox's original idea and then I'm kind of like working to like do stuff with it um but yeah mods and creativity you guys are creative sometimes okay um here's the deal I kind of need to pee but I don't go to the bathroom wait I was talking about how I was hungry I was talking about how many calories I've had okay think of the 15 months uh are they shiny because I got them wet um oh yeah yogurt no yogurt 170 drink 120 because it has like vanilla and [ __ ] in it drink 120 so I'm at three not nope uh what am I at 290 so I'm at 290. but I also had two tablespoons of this which is a hundred calories so I'm at um 390. did I eat anything else oh I I ate a rice crispy so someone look up how much a scotcharoo is I probably can't eat until dinner I mean I could have no way it's 60 calories 118. yeah I can't eat until dinner I could have I could have yumika right I could have yumiko with um lime can we see a pic of the info for the cake please it's in my brain this is like zero calories maybe I'll do that jicama jicama don't forget drink water well what time is it we're not going to dinner until like 6 30. I have to pee we've gotta pee okay so I'm Gonna Fill my water up I'm gonna go pee we're gonna come back those cakes are probably done we're gonna take them out of the oven we're gonna cut the Hima cup we are going to make frosting while the Cake's freeze we're gonna take the cakes out of the freezer we're gonna sculpt them um [Music] we're just hanging out really hanging out I'm not peeing right now that was Water by the way it was weird because I was talking about how I needed to pee but all right I'll be back I'll be back foreign before foreign has made me uncomfortable today whoa whoa hello hi what are you mad why are you mad oh I also have merch coming out oh did you guys see that the um they were selling the digital download for The Coloring Book for five dollars if you want it just for this week so if you liked the coloring book from streamer Awards um we're selling it for five dollars this week because we did the math and sadly the artists like because we're giving the artist a split of the Prophet like I was just going to divide all the profit off of the coloring books to the artists and currently there is no profit we're just in the deficit so haha so I'm trying to sell it um uh Adam just put it in chat it's um you're coloring on your iPad that type yeah so if you if you already bought a coloring book it got emailed to you for the record but if you do want to buy it it is open it's only five bucks um so yeah check it out it's it's genuinely gonna go to the artist is what I'm trying to do so every every dollar counts the artist for the record the artist got paid um all the artists got paid uh like uh I think a hundred dollars per thing um but there was 40 artists so it was like four thousand dollars to make the The cookbook and we did not uh we did not make enough so how do you color online I mean in lots of apps or you could just um print them We crave one about it merch okay once wine about it is averaging 200k viewers every episode you guys can have one about a merch Lucy I'm not giving you a sub goal I will not take advantage of you by putting a number up that you want to hit I refuse I refuse okay they're done I can't believe I'm gonna sculpt this this is so annoying I'm mad at myself for not having my round cake pan all right these cakes are out the big cake is still in there they just need to cool before I can pull them out of their thing and put them in the freezer all right well these are doing their thing let's cut the hemika it's a purple irrelevant sweater coming back I regret not getting it no we have a different drop though coming soon um himka hikaba jicama tree isn't that a tree hickama tree Hickory is what I'm thinking of [Music] look at Tim Ika yum is that a potato no it's kimika himaka jicama it's jicama it's jicama where's my peeler I'm moving in slow-mo today I feel like I'm always moving in SoMo can I do this or do I have to use a knife that's so probably so much easier to use a knife as this gets jammed the very first stroke yeah okay it's easier to use knife okay um these are sharpest knife yum there is no way himaka is 450 calories pixel you're smoking weed I can weigh it if you have the weight and then we can have the exact if you want if you want to be a nerd about it it's 250 for a pound okay perfect we can weigh it let me weigh it once I get the let me get this all off let me get the skin off someone say weed foreign pixel just relax you shouldn't argue until we just weigh it you're going to have an answer in like five seconds you that's how this is how people look like idiots as they sit and argue when the answer is coming I'm trying to save you from looking like a fool all right ready we can bet on the way go ahead feel free sensitive weirdos you're the one being a sensitive weirdo what is happening you realize that right you're the problem oh it's on ounces pounds okay this is on ounces pounds ready chat 15.2 ounces how many calories is that about 180 wow pixel do you have anything to say after yelling at everyone in chat calling them names interesting Lucy Lucy thank you for the 10 additional gifted that's very kind of you thank you very much foreign notice that guy went pretty quiet after we waited it's kind of interesting kitten thank you for the 20 months ah Chad it's time to ground [Music] wait why are you guys crooked why is this upside down for you there you go what do I feel I feel my feet on the ground I feel this blade against my fingers I feel bad for Pixel for looking like a [ __ ] idiot I um smell cake I feel my hair on my face and I don't like it but my hair is Frizzy today so what can you do I feel my thing in my pocket all right now seven orange things why did I do orange orange is the hardest okay this one two three my Mario over there for my pasta box anybody with it yeah drop me five my onions I guess are kind of orange six um oh that glue thing seven okay six blue things my peeler my butter this box toothbrush Mario flower thing great five red things one two three four five four green things one two three four it's unsettling that you went to culinary school no it's not would I be holding a knife like this if I went to culinary school go find another hat yeah go find another chat you're annoying you're cringe go check your balls thank you for the 22. when I ground myself I list things from a to G oh that sounds like it takes forever just came back what are we making jicama what is grounding supposed to do um it's a good thing to do if you're having like a panic attack um if you ground yourself it's really helpful it kind of pulls you out of like um uh catastrophizing sometimes takes you out of anxious thought however I use it for depersonalization or derealization I'm constantly constantly constantly just out of my body so it's supposed to help it hasn't yet but I'm just trying to listen to my therapist so [Music] yeah [Music] comes with your disassociation yeah supposed to hasn't helped me yet but we'll get there surely what does this veggie taste like kind of nothing TBH how often do you do it I have an alarm for five times a day one yumiko is just watered don't tell pixel that don't do not he will be pissed look chat there's this weird because the Citrus it like corrodes the metal and so inside my juicer this looks like mold but it's not it's just like the way the metal is corroding from the acid isn't that so weird ever I've tried like washing it out a thousand times and now I finally figured out that it's just corrosion it drives me crazy because I like think it's all gross you have an xqc tool good one good one yeah not my juicer [Music] yum [Music] well I'm on popcorn this isn't popcorn do you like spice if I had some tahin is that that stuff [Music] chat what was that what did that say Mary nice to see you maybe the primes even the two months you know foreign [Music] got some salt I know I'm not in a big enough container to like mix it around so I might just have to Salt the top until I eat some of them and then I can mix it around later yum am I cold no I'm insecure about my body next question thank you is it still juicy yeah is that fruit is chemical jicama it took them up looks like Perry's gonna tastes like nothing like Lyman salt quinoa thank you for the 11. jet Max think of the Prime are those going in the cake no the cake is gonna go in the freezer and we're gonna make the frosting now spook it is that party you invited me to today or last week foreign foreign span oh Trump for like two weeks why'd you invite me so soon I did I'm not going slay Rachel think of the 10. where's Kirby in the oven I hate being the no notice guy that's the only way I show up AMC think of a sub did you contractually have to do that I don't care who goes and people feel left out I'll cry spooky you're not going to make it in this industry if you feel that way I'll tell you what it only gets worse foreign yeah I'm not oh okay as long as you know the donation said truth or sub oh is that what the donation said what does that mean like I have to answer a truth or you sub I mean you can just sub I don't want to answer anything [Music] okay spooky I was by your house the other day and I almost messaged you but I didn't but I thought about it and it's the thought that counts what are you eating I'm just having a little snack before we make you should not say leave the door unlocked before I make frosting chat do you want to see how durs is way too big for his cat free I'm pretty sure it's a kitten cat tree do you see that weirdo he's barely fit on there there's e I won't wake him up it just looks like a lump of fur how large is my cake budget how many Subs do I have that's how large my cake budget is I have 7 671 Subs I will spend 71 on cakes huge whoa jet Mac five more dollars huge thanks I got these eggs with that actually eggs are like seven dollars now so never mind but you tried I do have dinner plans today someone asked me that I'm going to dinner with your Dad Trap tossing it in the lime juice now groceries are expensive lately yeah that's why you should check out manscapes check your balls everybody don't forget glitch glitch you just said you weren't gonna gift because you're trying to save money so don't do that also I should have got I should have got all in on did you guys see the cake the cake bit the cake cake gate on um tick tock I should have reacted I should have gotten in on that drama Lucy I am not going to do that that's do you think of the Prime um there's this lady that like they were like posting their worst cake stories or something they're like worst customers and this lady posts this long Tick Tock about this awful customer she had one time and then the customer showed up with [ __ ] receipts she was like um this is what the cake looked like it looked like shoot and the cake did look like [ __ ] and everyone was like oh she was not a Karen you were bad at your job it was kind of Awesome you're a UPS driver you listen to Wine about it it's wicked well you tell other people in the UPS actually UPS driver will you sneak whine about it Flyers into every mailbox you go to potentially what do you think it's not illegal if it is for a good cause so what do you think you should record a YouTube video about cake I did I recorded a YouTube video yesterday actually an impromptu Vlog about convincing my boyfriend to take me to Benihana and it worked I went to Benihana yesterday it was awesome it's illegalous is it legal for us to touch mailboxes but I could have a sticker on them true because you're only touching the sticker are you eating raw potatoes yes I grew up in Idaho that's what we eat well next well next month's patreon exclusive show us what the new sticker will be um yeah we do we need to record a bonus up huh white potato I'm on a diet and to reverse of course my family has a curse it's lasted for years I've been told if I eat a potato a day for four weeks it'll go away my fingers crossed I feel like I'm missing so much on this ad break okay guys Miriam's on an ad break everyone starts spamming the mouse look at all the little W's in the world right now thank you chat huge do I enjoy cooking Savory Foods yeah all right now some Drakes thank you this is yummy potato cereal Daydreamer thinking of gifting a subdomerium okay who's still watching it out anybody this is more salt um I think I'm like kind of done but this is where it gets good because it's where all the lime juices all right I'm just gonna set it aside I understand the Superstition there's no way that tastes good well what am I going to do I'm cursed hello are single mothers allowed in the chat um especially if signal mothers are allowed in the chat I don't want any like married mother's yuck all right Chuck I have great news we successfully did nothing for the past hour couldn't have done it by myself congratulate yourselves um okay foreign skill issue yeah that's what it is skill issue I've never baked before I'm so nervous you made soap yesterday that's exciting watching stream on a walk that's actually usually where I watch streams too Kirby looks kind of different Kirby looks like a cake I could probably actually Cur carve Kirby while he's still in this before I freeze him actually can you please tell me the model of your mixture and how good it is uh it's just a KitchenAid and I don't know the model and it's fine going to bed now okay attend Anita that's [ __ ] up Lucy Lucy we get it you're rich thank you for the 10 gifted thank you very kind it's a basic five quart KitchenAid you want to start making homemade juices so you can control the amount of sugar you're eating wow that sounds great glitch glitch no no gifting Subs while drunk only while high is anybody High pay up hey if you're high right now I can hear your thoughts anything you know she can't yes I can okay you thought about you're like oh I'm gonna gift one sub it's just five dollars I'll just gift one sub well now you have to because I read your thoughts huge no are you the cops yeah I am the cops I'm the cops all of them I wonder why my notice got turned off conspiracy theory refracted thanks for admitting you're high you are going to go to jail goodbye Lucy thank you for all your gifted Subs it's very sweet TBH I didn't even get a notice well guys if you don't get noticed we're suing twitch together as team do you guys want to be honest people business put your suits on if you want to you're funny I'm not please get a sub goal just for me okay Lucy that sounds like some fandom stuff which I'm into hey guys here's the deal if you want no pressure If you would like to feel free to post my stream on like Craigslist say like Finn Dom looking to get her fin Finn sub looking to get paid if you want say ooh I would love I would love for you to make me feel poor and come to my stream and gift Me Subs oh yum Leah thank you for the 15. do you think it'll work um what is happening so much guys it'll work [Music] cutie wants to Invader bee so bad dude who wouldn't have you seen her thighs one of her thighs is like two of her thighs is one of mine that's what I meant to say skeleton think of the eight months cutie do you take baking apprentices no I'm too famous next question if you do thank you for the 10. okay here we're gonna sculpt this a little bit while it's uh still warm and surely I won't hate myself I will this will be awful but I'm doing it anyway okay [Music] oh this is gonna be so cringe okay okay [ __ ] I hate carving do you get recognized in public often dude I can't even leave my house are you serious this is a circle I hate carving why didn't I just have a pan okay little baby Kirby with the baby Kirby I'm gonna freaking turn you in to kick you're gonna be so cute little Kirby [Music] with the baby Kirby with the baby Kirby little baby Kirby yeah with the baby Kirby with the baby Kirby with the baby Kirby yeah is it a bread knife that's what do you think cake what do you think the closest texture of cake is when it comes to knife what what do you think I should do you think I should use a a vegetable knife what do you think I usually use a [ __ ] bread knife [ __ ] dumbass hello sorry it wasn't to you oh now I feel bad I called your name I apologize classic classic wasn't to me [Music] whoa that was a big chunk whoa Samantha a little crazy there huh do you think like sometimes streamers have considered like oh I'd like to be Kingston Earl's friend and then they watch My Stream and they're like they're mine do you think that happens to me what is she on crack I'm smoking weed over here what is happening wow could we just get a straight cut are you okay am I okay did I have a stroke are we okay it's actually not bad I'm being dramatic being a wee bit dramatic um I have to cover this in ganache we might have to do some ganache I wasn't planning on that today but sometimes you gotta wait I don't have cream we can't do ganache uh we could just do actually we can do a thick ganache that'll be fine that'll be fine that'll be fine it'll be good it'll be fine it'll be good good good good good all right why are you guys staring at nothing here you go what is even the point that's weird shape yeah that's what everyone says about your body got him that's rude no you were rid of the cake first okay is this a little Kirby ball I would say so everyone check your balls I'm not a cake designer me neither I actually lied the whole time do you guys know I'm a pathological liar princess Mayo thank you for the sub tle yes oh didn't think we all knew that is Kirby gonna sit on its feet Yes its feets are gonna be made out of um Rice Krispie treats and we're going to carve a star out of this big cake over here and then we're gonna save these for something else who knows I would say you're more of a liar okay a glitch cringe you don't even know me all right it's going in the freezer I'm going outside bye I'm going outside going outside Follow the Leader oh no follow the profit follow the profit follow the profit don't go oh [ __ ] I already have a cake in here [ __ ] who are you why are you in here get out what the heck oh [ __ ] what am I supposed to do with you I'm gonna have to throw you away it's an old cake chat don't be offended [ __ ] harm do you guys want to see my photo book I'll bring it inside don't worry I got you guys I'll bring it inside follow the prophet follow the profit follow the profit [Music] this is my memory book I've never showed you guys before has lots of my favorite pictures in it um ready [Music] um it's just me and my friend that's us playing tennis uh we also we used to play volleyball together sometimes um that's us golfing it's really fun oh we went kayaking once I had a lot of good fun with that uh one time we got ice cream and then we had piggyback rides together so fun I remember that oh and this is this is us and a bunch of our friends uh getting milkshakes um yeah sometimes sometimes we share milkshakes with other people um and then that's just us like just looking good in general This Is Us in a car with her bird she's a bird person and then this is us on uh Mount Doom uh it's actually right outside uh no it's in Mordor my apologies it's in Mordor um this is us just like taking pictures together um a few times there's some more of us just like looking pretty good um there's us from Halloween and like just a picture of the back of our heads um there's some more just hanging out oh there's we braided our hair together one time that was so fun um there's us we were cheerleaders together we've known each other for so long oh that's us um we went um skinny dipping um oh this is this is when we um this one we did princess parties together um that's us just like hanging out this is we owned a plumbing company together actually um that was fun and this is this is just some art of her that I really like um that's all I have we have more memories to make together so so hopefully soon hopefully so save this I'll have this I'll save this somewhere hopefully I'll save that oh my God I just have to put it somewhere um okay next one boyfriend excuse me what are you doing what it's two in the afternoon yep try it's almost four o'clock we haven't done anything to this cake that's not good it smells so good can I have a piece of anything yeah I have that oh yeah there's a knife oh this is so much better if I cut it with a big cutter which I will do we're going to take out Gretchen in a little bit Gretchen's my big knife the Japanese one no no my big one from the bakery what do you call the Japanese that's just the Japanese night it has a name Swift swift but that's my dog's name and he gets confused sometimes oh yeah baby nice thank you the yummy yeah he loves it that guy by the way super into me I know I keep telling him I'm taken and he's like let's just be friends I'm like bruh it's kind of weird make me uncomfortable all right all right all right all right all right how do we make a star why were those sticks in there um they're frosting nails and they help it bake more evenly um by drawing a star okay smart ass so I'm going to start by drawing a star um no just kidding I'm just gonna go triangle triangle triangle oh triangle triangle triangle triangle I'm going to start with small triangles actually and I'm just going to like go for it because then I can always get bigger so your small triangle you're a small triangle oh and nice and then your small triangle you're a small triangle and your small triangle the original triangle she's so talented no she's not ma'am this is not even small triangle small triangle close enough all right okay now um I need an eight inch I need an eight inch eight inch pan stat istics eight inch pan kind of small though eight inches perfect this star is going to be super crooked actually all right it's just a little uneven here but if this is the bottom of the star we're actually looking pretty good um okay and then we're just gonna go and I want to soften up our edges nice bam look at this little baby look at this little baby you're a little baby star and you're kind of freaking cute okay is the cake good no I uh this is just a showcase so I make it out of like um like Sawdust and tar actually Tarn freaking Sawdust because I don't want to like waste ingredients you know that would be really just bet for everyone if I did waste ingredients so instead it's kind of cute clean away at the bottom clean away at the bottom clean away at the bottom that's already cleaned over there clean away at the bottom clean away at the bottom clean away at the bottom clean away at the bottom clean away at the bottom wow it's a little star pillow for Kirby to stand on how freaking cute get out of here what is she doing just making a cake yeah I'm also texting your dad in my spare time I'm really good multitasker okay bye wait why are you guys saying bye you said get out of here oh see ya cute look at that it's sliding look at that star it's a little crooked but it's crooked but it's just the way I want it could I have done a better job yes will I no I feel fine with it can we make grilled cheese for a stream I am a professional chef I have it mastered my recipe is perfect but also hot damn 30 months 30 months hell yeah okay chat here's the deal I need to throw something out of my freezer not a cake by the way I do need to throw something out of my freezer so I can fit this in and the cake we're making in um sir um I'm Gonna Keep the mic on because I'm being lazy um so you might get weird static but surely you'll be fine I'm going all the way outside to my dumpster so we'll see like I have to lift the garage and everything that's the that's the type of work I'm doing right now we're gonna lift the garage garage is going up my people statues in here oh my gosh I have to pee wait why did it just hit me I have hiccups that isn't the sound of my garage lifting they're so good garage whatever it takes I know I can make it through be the best the best that I can be one one I can't say to you [Music] no I can make it through I'm throwing away a whole last cake foreign goodbye [Music] how is that I have to pee foreign thank you oh boy a Kirby cake let's go hike now come on babies [Music] oh love you James got a new badge you're badge what are you oh you're like a Tiramisu right are you tiramisu James is Thomas too he got Sushi no James is soche humongous three years is so long thank you James honestly I think the donut is my favorite I think it's so cute foreign is that a basketball player yeah that's a real one okay everybody let's um we don't need these cakes today so we're gonna wear Swift at he went he went pee and then I gave him a bone and he ran to go eat his bone in private because he knew you guys would try to steal them steal his boon I would yeah guys what if I told you I don't know what I was gonna say I like to come up with lies but sometimes I can't think of them quick enough cha I have a feeling I have a feeling actually let's do plastic wrap on this one because it's just one um then I'm gonna have to finish this cake tomorrow but that's fun two streams is she back baby I have to film tomorrow too so we're gonna have to do it kind of early oh wow we got dark Ross we got James we got Ian is halesby here too massive guys I'm definitely going to finish the Hocus Pocus cake and do a halothon all right okay those are donzo what was the last what was the last one finished cake what was the last cake I finished on stream chat probably the monster cake the mimic cake we finished that on stream right Florida Prime think of the 17. Attack on Titan cake oh yeah we did that one on stream that was nice that was a nice time remember Chad the stream cake has been your favorite so far any of them because I just love spending time with you guys I remember Spyro Spyro was squeaks his fault for the record that that cake didn't work out those squeaks his fault he's not very good at making cakes I'll say it chat I'm putting all these cake crumbs on the ground oh that was miserable I'm making cake pops with this don't worry chat I would never let cake go away so I'm putting these all in a container to make cake pops with them yum yummy [Music] yum yum yum yum yum yum where do I give you my money do you watch Great British break off or is it cringe it is not cringe I just don't have the attention span for it I like watching trashy shitty TV like Laguna Beach in the Hills Daredevil thank you for the 10 months okay foreign what time is it the reunion was ass oh I haven't seen it oh 423 okay wait so I need to leave it like we might get kind of far on this kick actually probably not 425 I have to like end stream uh like an hour so I guess we're gonna make one batch no let's do uh what's my Swiss meringue recipe what's the most I could fit in five egg whites I can double that or I can't double that you can all right give it to me again lay it on me ladies foreign frosting I'm dyslexic okay 10A Woods that's what we're starting with 10 egg whites using these first this is a good way to get rid of your eggs um 10 egg whites let's just do them directly into here huh directly into here and then we're gonna put all the eggs into a red solo cup bye bye Eggies could you use liquid egg whites as a substitute if you have it it's not as good genuinely for Swiss meringue specifically I don't have a good answer as to why that is it just isn't young Wyatt they give you the four my nose is itchy oh I for the record I went like this and only itched the back of my hand which the egg won't touch the back of my hand now I keep doing it okay uh oh oh baby okay well this okay all right well okay all right okay it's a little dramatic okay it exploded okay one I'm gonna have a can of beans and no one can stop me huge okay I'm at how many eggs four wait that's three yeah chat are you counting use the shell to filter out the whites I might as well use my freaking thingies because my thingies are already covered in egg garbage see that's what the shell does it slices your freaking ugh all right well okay so I only have three in there so I have three no four no because that one I had to throw in here because it bled because I only have one two three four five eggs and two of them didn't make it in So Okay so four five six seven eight nine ten okay well hypothetically this is all I need to add I finally one didn't go in one collapsed on the thing and one I just would have thrown here because it's the the started um the yolk started bleeding because the egg uh the shell cracked it yeah chat check your check your yolks for lumps just like this exclamation point manscape shave your yolks is one thing okay yolk bad oh [ __ ] damn it please ugh yolks are bleeding like nobody's bitched today probably because they're older eggs so I can't have any yolks in my whites or they won't whip so that's why I'm doing this oh gosh dang it would you want to have chickens yeah that'd be hype I actually wanted to get chickens and Ludwig was like my name is Ludwig and I don't want chickens cringe I order about prime yay thank you for your Prime give him a few months he'll be in his chicken face all right Whoa We Were down there who spilled all this egg yako there's so much egg on the counter um where's my did I put it somewhere I guess so huh are the yolks used for something else yeah I'm gonna use them for cake pops I put them in the same container as my cake pops lemon curd shot Jenna's annoying thing to the two Adrian first time chatter just wanted to say you're awesome you deserve everything that you have worked for so hard that's so nice thank you all right uh you Supremes thank you um explain Point frosting is it two cups of sugar I think it is three cups damn so close is that a marbled counter or just dirt you think this stripe is dirt yeah it's just dirt you're good don't let anyone tell you otherwise two foreign all right no can I just use a pot piece earlier I might help clean it actually no no no it's also it's all sticky is that sugar no it's cocaine thanks for asking what's happening today [Music] [Applause] foreign electric beater because you need to do it this way [Music] because I said so damn it foreign I know I can make it through I'm making frosting yeah I'm making frosting um I have to get the sugar to melt in the meringue thank you Lucy for gifting another sub that's very sweet I'm gonna sneeze I'm a Sneezy girl today anybody else's Sneezy girl today I like to sneeze it right on the mic feels good oh my back my back is cracking I'm going to dinner tonight with some friends should be honest should I go camping not this weekend but next weekend should I go yes really you think so should I make a vlog no well it's not real camping it's glamping should I go glamping next week Ricardo think of the six oh there we go she's really moving now hello Clarice oh you're so close all right you're done she's done she's done she's done she's done she's done because of the wonderful things she's done we're off to see the wizard I know for a Wizard of Oz is it like Mormon summer camp camping no no well there's two different Mormon summer camps there's one where you camp camp and then there's one where you're in Cabins this one is like gorgeous like pretty tense it's very like tick tocker ow [ __ ] um okay the issue is I don't know where the beater is whoa swimming come here catastrophe think of the four months Swiffer with her stinky winky stinky winkers come here ready chat watch this goo turn into something cool it's goo right now but why don't we do this part by hand because I said so foreign thank you Lucy when someone exclamation point frosting for me wait two cups butter one cup two Cup oh right one cup two cup four cup blue cup thank you Lucy the stream Frozen or is it just me just you is this stream Spencer by fansley yes are you mad tell me why you're mad about that I do love people let me go uh virtue signal about kids seeing porn even though I first jerked off to Victoria's Secret magazine at age eight but yeah porn existing is the problem I was seven it was JCPenney do you have a song You're hoping Taylor plays um I'm I'm rooting for the uh the Lakes she hasn't done that one yet right how much butter goes in there well it's frosting so it's only made of butter pretty much and two cups four cups actually to Coney Island yeah I saw that that was that was cool foreign butter goes round and round and round and round thank you for the 15 and light speed think of the seven I do like that it's called buttercream and people are like wait there's butter in that wait that much butter yeah yeah it's literally called buttercream Adam thank you to 29. I use oil and buttercream I mean you can you can use Crisco so also have cream no you're creaming your butter that's how you get it to the consistency thank you foreign no I think the nine how am I feeling today okayish how are you feeling today I think I'm going to add chocolate to this because I have some extra chocolate and it's going on a chocolate cake oh um do I want to tastes so good hmm does anyone gonna eat the cake Maybe oh all right well there's 100 calories in buttercream I just say um hmm so maybe then skip I think more than more than likely so I'll take it to Hassan's house [Music] what time is it oh let's just keep it let's just keep it vanilla why not whatever let's do it vanilla sparkly Bonnie think of it too all right let's um dirty ice this [ __ ] [Music] foreign the frosting might be a little too soft right now but I think I'll fill it and then I'll cover it with the melted chocolate to get its shape I think is what I will do uh let's do what do I have um [Music] all right I need a bowl about the size of this Kirby this Kirby butt curvy butt dude curvy butt they're not bad it's not exactly right maybe it is yeah pretty good okay great um all right so we're gonna come over here um over here oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy how do I get a better angle um why can't I feel like I'm getting a good angle what is happening I'm over this dude bro hello are you smoking weed all right good enough good enough this is a secret to a round cake everybody if you were curious you can actually blonde or brunette I'm naturally like dirty blonde like what Taylor Swift's hair color is right now like that like mousy blonde [Music] I am two years old thank you thank you for the two years she's spelling come here [Music] oh there's a plug for the patreon thanks elderflower Jam guys if you haven't checked out the patreon for one about it you gotta check it out it's great [Music] [Music] what size bag is that 16. [Music] I'm going to do listener online about it and it's chill I love it on episode 8. oh thank you if you love it thanks for re-watching the old apps [Music] Kirby's a whoopie pie currently Kirby is a whoopie pie I'm feeling curvy with my cream if you know what I mean chat oh God I hope that one I know ever watches these streams foreign we're gonna have to shave him down a little bit but that's okay this is a good start he's a little tall you kind of a little tall now with the frosting in you [Music] and the rope and the rope and the rope and a group okay there we go oh no leaning over buddy foreign [Music] good start um damn it I don't really okay [Music] [Music] he's a little tall huh it's okay I'm gonna let him freeze and then we can trim him down a little bit let's see he's a little too oval at the moment [Music] you're a little too oval buddy I just need to take some off here and then more around the edges but that's okay all right he's gonna go in the freezer and then um we will deal with him in a little bit oh boy okay star blow nothing for gifting a sub this little star [Music] what are we making next week I don't know why why wait wait wait wait wait wait what do you say it like that [Music] I don't think I'm Gonna Fill This I think I'm just gonna cover him in frosting normally you'd split it and fill it but [ __ ] it we're just gonna give him a dirty icing oh foreign split it and fill it and do what you just split it and fill it so then it has frosting throughout the layers but um I'm just not gonna do that I don't care that much wow thanksborn we we did want to know that actually today specifically any other day would have been weird but today yeah hell yeah chat shave your balls with the lawnmower specifically the manscapes lawnmower you can try a different lawnmower but you might have a different outcome foreign slippery foreign [Music] foreign cute little baby star [Music] look at them all right all right [Music] what's your number one advice to new beginner bakers that you wish you knew at the beginning um just to do it man don't overthink it just go for it there's you know nothing wrong with failing usually it's still edible who thought it was good publicity we saved balls that's insane that you're making fun of that when the slogan is for testicular cancer society yikes [Music] the best way to get things done is simply to begin thank you for the biddies all right what time are we at because I'm like at a place where they all just need to sit in the freezer and that's like not ideal so I'm deciding what I want to do foreign okay let me help me clean up for like 20 minutes while the Kirby sets and then we'll take the Kirby out we'll carve the Kirby again give him another layer of dirty icing so then tomorrow we can stream and just decorate baby okay that's that's what we're gonna do okay okay this guy's going in the freezer thank you yeah yeah because the Kirby currently in the freezer is not set [Music] he needs some time to do that okay I'm gonna go pee one more time then we're gonna clean for a little bit okay okay foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] all right I forgot I was not wearing a mic [Music] is this pre-recorded yes all right hello from Turkey how are you great how are you [Music] all right we're gonna give those like 20 minutes in there so let's just kind of clean up for 20-ish minutes I'm gonna load the dishwasher and put some things away huge congrats glitch it's your favorite Beach I used to say Seal Beach it's kind of over by Disneyland um but then one time I went there and there was a dead seal and I was really sad so now I don't like Seal Beach if I'm a bar yeah you actually aren't a lemon tart you are a lemon bar awkward did you pet it no it was dead he didn't pet it do you watch Abbott Elementary I do not have you seen marvelous Miss maisel I have not shot I haven't seen any of your shows yeah dang it I forgot I got grapes now they're all moldy sometimes I buy Health that's the hard thing about healthy snacks they go bad on you and you're like whoops no jello we started watching um we started washing Ted lasso 's so good so good I'm beating sweets really bad well you should be nice to him he's not very good at anything yeah he doesn't have any Talent he's squeaks in it did you take your vitamins today yeah happy Friday it's Saturday right time isn't real perfect but my mommy loves it in a way you're talking like that ain't no way can I make a small Kirby cake ball I can but I'm not going to anything you've been enjoying this week um this jicama jicama one second shot I'm gonna load some of these dishes get this dishwasher started get this party started in the dishwasher [Music] woohoo who wants it out let that go away here we go all right I can fit one more oh wait that's like it that's actually all I can fit I can wash this out by hand because I just have cake crumbs on it yeah oh boy I just spilled everywhere is she making the key lime pie no I'm not are you guys talking about fear and [Music] like this [Music] okay I still need this someone said they loved you on it oh that's nice Gooseman thank you for the two years [Music] that might need this knife but this can be washed off [Music] great this can be washed off this can go in the dishwasher [Music] [Music] this can be put away [Music] this can go here this can go in the dishwasher all right chat we can start the dishwasher dishwasher time can I get a whoop not Alex saving the 21. here Um this can be put away [Music] okay some more paper towels the competition Coots over Kaya it shouldn't be Coots versus Kaya it should be swift because they're both dogs and Swift wins literally any day so that's awkward [Music] [Music] what if they all win oh yeah I forgot my idea for November is a streamer Puppy Bowl so a bunch of streamers dogs do a puppy Bowl let's write that down so I don't forget it I actually want to do it I'm not kidding so a puppy pageant a little bit no they'll be playing football they're very serious athletes do you see Hassan defending you on the insurance thing I don't care man that's a crazy thing to get canceled for I just breathe and I get canceled I can't I can't care anymore oh chat I got fake bangs should we play with them okay except for a look they're like way too long but I think they actually I think the color actually kind of works well I don't know how to do it because they're way too long foreign [Music] do they not I think they kind of do actually [Music] Suite Life on Deck no coconut head wait why don't they work that's my opinion no I'm gonna wear them the next month about it styled okay it's giving Mom stop they do work they just go foreign my hair is not straightened if my hair was straightened I also need them like here and then they need to be cut I need someone to cut them because like bangs need to like start here and if I started it there then they're way too long they don't look much to your roots well that's because I gotta get my roots done because otherwise they'd start on the back of my head they look good if you squint your eyes right or I have this color that should match my roots a little more but then it gets way too blonde but I think most of blonde would get chopped off once I trim them [Music] how is that [Music] no no [Music] do you want to see an echo chamber no first ones are better well I think like the bright blonde would get cut out of this one but yeah I do think the other ones are better first that was good are they for Taylor concert no they're just for like fun try as a beard well I just need at most I could start them there that looks stupid I want them like this I want them up here I just need my hair lady to cut them for gym things they ate oh chat ground yourselves I feel these wig on my head I feel my feet on the ground I feel my leg against the table I feel this neck around my wrist I feel my finger and all stuck in the net I feel my sweater is tight right here seven green things one two three four five six that's actually way too easy seven um six pink things one two three [Music] four five [Music] six five yellow one two three four five all done peek at the even 16. all right um well it's 5 30. let's cut these and then let's check out the ones people made and then I need I'm actually not gonna pull the cakes back in I'm just gonna go oh [ __ ] I might have boiled my peanut butter solution too long I might have made freaking hard candy on accident oh whoopsie oh you good bro well we're gonna have to go bigger on these ones okay whoo can't you just use a regular knife yes but look how easy that was dude I'm on a boiled mine for too long oopsy Dipsy whoopsie isn't it too hard to bite anybody else have this problem I'm nervous I made these so I cooked them too long oh no they're fine they're hard they're just chewy all right they're fine the music stopped wahoo look at that yay all right I'm gonna look at the Discord what you guys made now I'm gonna change and leave okay uh again one more shout out to manscaped guys if you haven't checked them out right now they are they have a special edition lawn mower this guy right here um special edition um and they're donating 50 000 to testicular cancer society which is huge um a guy every day every hour gets diagnosed with testicular cancer so it's kind of a big one they're raising awareness and raising money so huge uh check them out Expo point manscape is it safe for balls absolutely shave your balls and save the balls that's what I always say all right here we go here we go here we go I'm done hi hi Aiden sent me this and he said you made me laugh so [ __ ] hard what do you guys think this is um also let me go find bake a long what is this design buddies clothes I don't care um food picks it's under food pics right chat food picks food pics food pics oh my everybody made them today one second go here wow Shenanigans with the swirl let me sorry one second shot I'm going to show you um we're gonna we're gonna all right huge look at that yeah all right zigzag chocolate looks good surely Lord cardigan good Oreo looks good me and my little sister did together can we get butterscotch chips so we have regular butterscotch and chocolate chips all mixed in rather than on top oh wait what do you mean regular butterscotch what surely it's good um use chocolate rice puffs okay we see you yum yum it looks great oh my gosh you displayed it already huge oh these look professional look a little pretzels on top okay okay we see you she said no weed oh gosh all right not a ton today actually but if you make them go ahead and go put a picture in there good job to everyone that participated very cool Aiden sent me this and he said you have me laughing so [ __ ] hard what did I do in this clip he sent me I wonder her wow both your parents are dead that's right yeah this is just a baking competition but that's funny all right um okay chat XX thank you um I will be live tomorrow when we're decorate um I'll be live tomorrow for decorating and then that's all we're doing tomorrow is just decorating so it should be fun okay um I will see you guys later [Music] um we can raid how do you want to raid who do you want to read who do you want to raid and probably just squeaks I'm assuming um Maya is on obvious okay then raid Elvis she's writing grants cringe okay um all right ready novice um in a second once I remember how to spell freaking Elvis she had to add Sanctuary at the end because that's like so much harder to spell Creator dashboard uh sorry chat I'm slow the pinned message is blocking me slash raid enter all right have fun I'll see you guys tomorrow thank you for hanging out thank you for the subs thank you for the following thank you for checking all right bye guys |
[Music] what's up [Music] salutations chat wait i'm not here yet hurry up then [Music] oh yeah what up all right hello everybody hi doug what's happening i just got here nothing's happened yet what do you mean i don't know look around jonderbird thank you for the 12 months man appreciate it no i don't i'm fine with this 12-month notification the two-year one is the dumb one that's the one that just yells and is annoying we can make it a laundry alarm i guess i could do that right now [Music] i look so young i do look a lot younger when i shave meow sticks thank you for the 12 months as well thank you thank you i've been waiting a whole month for this 12 month reset it's true a whole year that makes more sense [Music] hey doug can you please do a family guy cut away no no family guy is not a very good show family guy was a very good show the first couple seasons i want to go rewatch those actually [Music] barnes 16 hype hey there's anything to say to me no he's not do i wait wait i do i think happy birthday is that correct were you the person who's it's not your birthday it's a 50 50 chance was that correct yay happy birthday purple flirt i got it that was correct all right stream's over we're done that's all we needed hi free falling what [Music] up the [ __ ] king i remembered my shouting car this time are you proud of me duck shouting i don't know what that means but yes this is awkward now i gotta make the wheel hello there we go all right more zelda we've done this a little bit this is a a certified dog dog classic land inflict pizza what yo zelda hello everybody welcome um happy birthday to everybody first off hope you're having a great birthday it's not my birthday can you stop streaming watching a kitty video to the wheel ham is watching and waiting hurry she's bored but there's like a one in 50 chance okay three minute break to watch cat videos she's gonna have to be patient all right how about look we only stream if it's one person like at least one person in the chat has to have their birthday that day otherwise i literally end the stream um i know it exists that's about as much thoughts i have i didn't see the direct i saw that there's a zelda game that's coming out the same one that they already said was coming out and that nothing else exciting is coming out but i didn't look into it i don't really know how do we prove that i guess everybody has to post a picture of their license or credit card into chat so we can confirm whether or not it's your birthday and then if there's ever a stream where it's nobody's birthday we immediately shut it down and it's over i don't care if i like have to do that in order to like pay my rent if i need the money like it has to be somebody's birthday [Music] chat me zooming it's even in slow mode will my social security number work yeah that's fine just put some sort of precious number into the chat and then we'll determine whether or not it's your birthday based off that i'm not totally clear how that translates but we'll figure it out um yo today i'll be uh today we're getting back into zelda uh i posted a video today the ai invasion stream i'm trying man i'm still debating whether we should call the ai invasion or ai risk i just don't like ai risk because it's not really risk it's so different from risk but the ai invasion the first one we did that's up on youtube today the usa one is gonna be up on youtube next week i'm excited i love those videos i love those streams inky thanks so much for the 12 months yeah invasion sounds better it's just nice to reference risk um but i want to do it should i should be doing another one tomorrow the next day i am definitely still sick so uh today will be a quick shorter stream knock out a couple spirit orbs and zelda should be a good time but i didn't want to do like a full-on ai invasion stream cause it's basically me yelling for like five or six hours hey i crusade i feel like crusade has like kind of a negative connotation um anyway probably tomorrow or thursday we'll do doug and twitch chat invade the solar system and it'll be great i'm excited for that but today will be uh not quite as long i also have to do taxes and prep some [ __ ] and all that stuff [Music] invasion doesn't i feel like invasion is this guy in the for zelda what right now no we're playing zelda um i feel like invasion is a broad term where some of invasion has a negative connotation crusade is like a very specific kind of vibe you know it's like religious persecution it doesn't feel like quite as uh you know fill in the blanks with whatever you want taxes i'm not gonna do taxes on stream no it's estimated taxes too i'm just sending i'm sending a lot of money to the irs ai conquest yeah conquest kind of works i think ai invasion works maybe ai conquest is better actually what do you guys think of a name for that series [Music] tax us i tax you every day that you're here i play ads i don't play ads twitch plays ads what name for that series ai risk which i'm not gonna do ai invasion ai conquest we already did a vote on this i like ai invasion a lot ai ai new world orders too long ai civilization i guess fire thanks so much for the 12 months appreciate it ai apocalypse that's not really what's going on though i want it to be broad because we'll apply this we'll do a bunch of different things with ai invasion well you know we'll go back we'll go back to europe we'll do space we'll do like skyrim or or video game worlds or something i don't want to do ai world war it also doesn't feel no we're not doing ai access no ai assault is kind of good although salt i don't know assault also i feel like is largely negative connotations ai domination yeah i take over i just kind of want it to be like an open-ended fun vibe but it's easy to remember ai armada ai adventures is too is too vague ai among us monopoly nine and a half hours no no actual chill stream i i need to like chill today so my body can stop being sick i've been sick for over a week now does invasion not have a negative connotation i more mean like is it tied to a specific series of events in world history that are really negative in the way that like crusades i don't feel like should be like the flagship title of and also i don't know crusades is also specific feels like it's very tied to a specific thing ai empire that kind of works i like ai empire yeah like colonialism doesn't have a great vibe to it anymore no never needs it ai acquisition too businessy ai black plague okay these are getting these are not getting good of these 11 do any stand out to you i like ai invasions i like ai conquest i like ai armada or what was the other one ai empire those are all good what does that mean though what does skyrim intro on the wheel mean like just watch it and then go keep playing zelda get better doug hope you don't need the doctors without doctors i'll pray pray for him okay sticking with ai invasion i'm glad that we've discussed this good other options on the table [Music] what is going on we're gonna play zelda um all right well that was not relevant but anyway more ai invasion streams coming up probably next day or two wasn't there one back in the day where the sub alert got changed to the skyrim oh yeah yeah yeah oh my god i almost broke my monitor okay we're good jesus um i guess we could do yeah okay we can add that to the wheel new sub alert sound is the entire this one sucked though when we did this it was just it wasn't like fun it was just really really tedious and annoying no you know what this was for this was like two three years ago for the skyrim one hitpoint stream no it was awful i loved it i don't know all right okay how about it's the laundry alarm look at everything just so much in the last 24 hours it has it's only been like 20 hours chemical frogs this will be horrifying i mean this is gonna suck it's gonna suck badly okay crusade for the space pope i mean the cr the space pope did go on a crusade spoiler alert all right um if you have not joined into one of these streams in the past this is the zelda great treasure hunt challenge i forget what we're calling it i think it's treasure hunt challenge this is the one that we made a video where he started in the great plateau and it took me like five hours to find the paraglider we started here and now we're going into every single zone on the map and trying to find three spirit orbs that are hidden in random chess hi megan three spirit orbs hidden in random chess around the world in each zone of the map have to find three spirit orbs so basically find a whole lot of treasure chests with the orbs legally required to pay income tax they will not say yes income tax payment is legally voluntary that does not seem correct i'm not confident enough to tell you that you're wrong but you sound really wrong my significant other are watching together since they moved in and we love your content i introduced them to you and we've been watching ever since i'm happy for you guys the only problem with that message is now chad is going to try to get you guys to get a divorce random corp hq thank you very much for the 25 gifted subs holy crap thank you thank you thank you thank you man that is super super generous um i appreciate it very much uh yeah and so we have completed two zones in the map we are currently in our third one the third zone is this one which is the zorro zora zora i was just watching one piece zora zorazone uh so does anybody remember how many orbs i got i think i have two and i need one more i actually don't remember the last stream that we did this was like over a month ago so again within each zone you have to get three total orbs and then go to the tower but every single attempt i have to roll two nerfs didn't i i could have sworn or was this the zone was this the zone that i got three in and then i went over here no i changed it to i changed it to three orbs and the and the tower the title is incorrect i think it's just one more orb i know it says four orbs in the title you can trust me over the text that i wrote like i'm i have the updated information the title is not gospel okay i don't like just you know i don't like show up to my streams and like read the title and be like okay that's what's going on today um cheater okay does anybody have to remember if i how many orbs did i get in this zone the last time we did this i believe i had [ __ ] i don't remember i mean we could pull up the vod on youtube i guess negative one i think there was two thanks burly halfling hope you're doing well less than okay this is not helpful we have to pull it up on youtube these streams are notoriously good at not starting on time and taking a really long time to get going ooh bob ruff dug dug dug dug treasure hunt challenge hey i immigration what is parks are doing here this is the last one i assume why is parks are here anyway why is parker here oh this is the one okay right right he was here for like two hours um okay this is a confusing vaude to skip around in this seems right okay we're looking at stocks again parker's looking at stocks what was going on there okay yeah this is it this is it all right party you promised see look title collect look at the bottom collect three spirit orbs you can trust the title i thought i said i would get a pizza party if i won the tournament yesterday oh doug wow we've been finding some real gems i hope this message will get to you before you buy the suit no sorry you're a little late wait was that from the water was that okay um we need to figure out so this is the last time i did this stream i don't remember how many orbs we got this is even the right zone i don't remember four more it makes more sense to get a container the reason i dropped it to three is because it is way harder to get spirit orbs with this version where they're in treasure chests than shrines it felt like it was getting a little too tedious in each zone of like having to go for the water gate or with the water chests and stuff rather than well my inventory i got him i got a bunch of um i think three orbs and the tower is a better balance i have um i have nine orbs the problem the the problem is like some of these came from the great plateau so i think it is god [ __ ] i don't know i'm gonna just guess i don't even remember when did i go to the tower at any point what is going on in this stream that jesus take the wheel this is impossible to follow random core hq thank you again and you oh yes there's 50 yesterday thank you very much for the 75 gifted subs in the last two days you got two orbs for the second zone i think there's two orbs i think there's one more i think i have one more orb in this zone and then and then i have to get the tower can you restart the whole series for us no you're gonna be you're gonna be fine you're gonna get through this all right okay and if that's not the case i guess you can yell rig that's fine okay so our current situation we are in the zora zone we have gotten two of the three orbs that i need to find it's in the title now or did i write it in the stream title no i didn't write in the stream title this is the zorro zone i have to collect one more spirit orb that is in a random chest somewhere and then i have to go to the tower i this is potentially the last couple chests i can get before before i have to run to zoro's domain which will be a mess happy to hear that crash glad it didn't last that long the title is still splatoon 3 no it's not what do you regret eating the most in your life um i don't have like major regrets about things i eat to be honest with you okay two nerfs here's the first one one of the things i regret that happened somewhat recently [Music] a yellowish dorito thanks so much for the 12 months [Music] is actually the what is it the the olive oil that you saw me drinking i had six shots of olive oil in like 10 minutes i was nauseous for the rest of the day that was pretty gross no not this one no can we veto is everybody find me doing this this one it takes like 10 minutes to set up it's a mess it's like unwashable this one is not this one sucks it's so tedious i'm taking it off the wheel after this this is nerf number one you guys are gonna be playing mario party on top wait what if i moved mario party over here your mario party at the top left of the screen rather than it being over the entire thing you're at the top left number two can we have half of the screen is that what we did last time the second nerf is twitch chat plays mario party overlay i guess it's just full screen on you guys no zelda no here we go can we get sound effects back oh yeah sure oh the music picked up what it's going to be this sucks in combo this is stupid in combination with mario party all right thank you dmx for the sub appreciate it cool so now i will spend five to ten minutes setting up mario party on the nintendo switch so that you guys can play mario party while i play zelda and then i will occasionally stop playing zelda to play peggle good good start if you are watching one of these streams these zelda streams the first time you are gonna be quickly learning how little gameplay happens in these streams it's like 10 of the stream of zelda the beard phantom thank you very much for the one year appreciate it and that's why it's great i just there has to be at least one person who comes in here and he's like oh this sounds fun to watch zelda probably rigged okay hey doug i asked dolly parton at her virginity party and she said that you were a lying cheetah you asked her what his music's also like too dramatic for what's going on oh [ __ ] i have to go get my switch um please hold while i go get my switch hey dumb why did the chicken cross the road [Music] is there a follow-up to that that was your entire message am i supposed i don't know there's your name is khan you are not doug so you didn't have a follow-up okay [Music] take watch the entire breaking bad show on stream [Music] i thought it would be about the chicken [Music] [Applause] [Music] bye oh [Music] all right thank you for holding now i have to open up g tuner we're taking the mario party thing off the board after this this takes so much time to set up okay we go to g tuner we open up the program and it like doesn't work half the time the capture card has all gold enemies to the wheel like right now it doesn't seem like it's working what do you mean all gold oh like make them gold i don't know how to do that it's me link from the legend of zelda the last spirit orb i got was the one from in inside the shrine hope it helps please don't kill me again it hurts not true can you set the top gift as bits etc to all time for this stream i'm curious what the top is of all time hey doug i don't think you will be able to beat shutterstone in the icon quest if we are able to go to places like how long ugh uh to the person well [ __ ] what was the message what was two messages ago somebody said a thing that i was gonna reply to i already blanked uh i will win ai invasion because i'm also allowed to go to hell what do you mean i have the exact same advantage you guys do i mean next one we're gonna do is go into space oh the top bits i don't know how to show that i don't think i have a way of showing top bits i you know could very well be wrong but as far as i can tell that's not a thing i can do or is there is there like a plug-in for that or something i can look into it i don't know okay this should be working theoretically now we see if the elgato stream hi will you stream zelda tears of the kingdom in a bunny suit no but i will stream the game probably i mean i'm really excited for it what the hell is going on with the elgato dude the capture card is all messed up this happened yesterday what did i do to fix it i had to restart my computer [ __ ] i'm gonna have to do that again uh love the new vid can't wait for doug to take over the lost city of atlantis with your fine german beer uh-oh i don't know what's going on just recently divorced my wife and decided to stop by and see what's happening she probably is doing the same thing and you guys are gonna reunite it's gonna be romantic okay um capture card does not seem to be working i don't know i could try one more thing i'll try unplugging and repluging it but otherwise you might not be able to call it you can never heard of it wednesday also happy birthday thank you it's not my birthday but you were close okay maybe this works maybe uh my capture card is not working so that was a fun and climactic ending to all this sorry chat you guys are not able to play mario party sorry to have done this to you i'm gonna take it off the wheel you also played like a full game and a half last time it was a mess it was so hard to look at the screen and figure out what was going on okay sorry we still have every 10 minutes play peggle if i lose that's an automatic death the second nerf is call me juan kenobi thank you so much for the 12 months appreciate it look it's gonna be something awesome okay you're gonna love it the second nerf is [Music] dex carl i like the teddy where do you get that today this is from express oh not a hint boo we wanted to play mario party also you guys can just go play mario party dude go buy the game okay go [ __ ] buy mario party and just play it you can just like it's so much better if you are holding a controller and you don't have to type inputs one at a time into chat it's like a way more fun game if you do that i cannot emphasize that enough why did the chicken cross the road i don't know um okay the two d buffs no killing enemies and every ten minutes i play peggle and where is it bam oh wait no this is the wrong every ten minutes i play pickle if i die that is an automatic loss debuffs no killing enemies and number two i can't use an emulator for mario party so the way please win i can't afford another mortgage [Music] look the believers never lose if if i lose well my brain is like not working today i keep forgetting what i was saying oh yeah the mario party the music this quick so i can go back to hanging with my family jesus christ you guys are allowed to leave and go play video games and spend time with your family i don't know i don't know where this level of commitment came from okay um the reason mario party is able to be played while i'm playing the game is that it's you guys controlling my nintendo switch you are like going off sending inputs to like a different device that's doing its own thing and then that device sends it's it's it's uh it's video output back to my computer which i showed you that is different than me controlling the game in windows so that's how you guys playing mario party while i play zelda works that's that's how we're able to do both of those things so without a capture card it means you can't control my switch which means you can't play the game us playing both at the same time doesn't make sense because one window has to be active at all times so it would just be you playing mario party which is not the point of today's stream today's zelda the zelda stream despite your best efforts to make it not be that we're gonna play zelda okay i guess i need a timer too hey doug i heard that you were streaming the new breath of the wild in a diva bunny suit it's amazing how you guys can just keep a conversation going when all evidence points to the contrary [Music] like whatever i say doesn't seem to particularly influence what you guys follow up with you know doug please please please be honest are you heisenberg i don't even have the goatee i shaved off the soul patch can you pause the stream so i can focus on a funeral it's not how streams work you can pause the stream you don't need me to do it hey doug what's your opinion on this is this is good there's been some good good dialogue happening today guys you guys have just been shouting some [ __ ] into the void and then i i try to address it and then just more [ __ ] gets thrown into the void about a penguin puzzle like called pekka i think you will like that doesn't count it does not count that doesn't count that does not count i haven't started yet okay shut up to recap to recap oh my god there's so much [ __ ] going on our main and thank you so much for 12 months i appreciate it to recap we are playing this zone the zora zone i have to collect one more spirit orb if i do then i just have to go to the tower to close out the zone and i win because i'm incredible okay but i have two nerfs the two nerfs are i can't kill any enemies and i have to play peggle every 10 minutes and if i lose the level it's an instant death um great value brand capture card [Music] if i die i have to reset and roll two new nerfs is everybody ready [Music] what are the odds what's the prediction how much faith do you guys have in me [Music] only 20 of you think i'm gonna the 20 believers are gonna get so [ __ ] wealthy off this let's go time's on go all right now there are shitload enemies near here there is however a treasure chest up inside here it's a peg like cruise playing game rouge [Music] can they shoot me i forget i don't think so okay that guy doesn't have a gun so we're good [Music] oh what was that oh you can spit ah ah wait this is not a chest there's a chest somewhere that's a chest okay that guy might kill me right after this mighty lionel shield okay what's my plan here i guess i jump that way i guess we go that way i don't know if there's another chest i don't want to work my way towards the tower two weeks will you come visit me if not i can come live with you i those aren't the only two options i think we go this way um [Music] go holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay we're fine i got it [Music] oh there's a guy with a sword you should look into the mind so many enemies really good [Music] uh got him [Music] okay it says there's a chest somewhere oh [ __ ] i think i go that's a different platform right maybe there's one over here what is that guy doing that's not how [Music] okay i gotta go for this i go for this platform there's probably one up there if i play mario party at film it's by myself if i play mario party with chat then it's me and if i'm causing trouble together i guess [Music] die please not being very subtle with your uh your predictions okay so the green radar at the bottom it's telling me there's a chest somewhere near here is it that direction wait what help i'm being held hostage on stream and i don't even know what's going on i i can't i know what i say doesn't actually like do anything in your guys's brain but i really want to emphasize you are not like locked up in my basement being forced to watch this except for the one guy but almost every single one of you are like free to leave you can go i'm shooting this out into the void up into the twitch chat void and maybe it will resonate with a few of you and you can escape except for that one yes i really need to know why the chicken crossed the road chat chat you can tell them i'll let the one guy out of the basement if you can figure out that puzzle i think it's so it's got it's got to be that way right is where it seems so i guess the chest is that way please let us leave you're holding us hostage only a couple of you i guess we just fly this way and go for the radar we just follow radar okay um bam all right try to follow this thing this direction hey doug it's a me mario why won't you let me party with chat oh it's holy what was this right here where did that come from huh okay this could be it spirit or doug can you hurry up i need to go hang out with that guy's family while they're on vacation you're really interfering with my plans good weapon though yeah sorry i'll pick it up what do i drop quite a lot of stuff hey duck i'm currently watching this stream to de-stress before a big speech i have to make in 30 minutes and you're not doing any distressing things wasted my time at smh okay i don't what do you want like music or here uh this is this is soothing [Music] wait is that soothing no what about this here chill out okay why did the chicken stop worrying about whatever you have coming up stop worrying about the fact that you're trapped in my basement you can't leave and you want to go play mario party just think about the nice soothing music okay it's telling me there's a chest this direction [Music] i think over here over here i can also go in the shrine could you speak finnish i don't understand english at all i'm a small child is it in the water where oh right here right here over here i see it hold on the meditation is going to fix this we don't want to come on hey mario party with our thumbs we want oh let's go dude with our words didn't even have to play peggle we just had to use the meditation music that's sick man i found three i made that look easy this has not been very easy in the previous times we've done this i've got thoughts bro [Music] good day to be a believer yesterday was not a good day to be a believer today is a good day to be a believer why do we call you duggan not [Music] you guys need to use more words there are so many words in english you have to use more of them um any chance that somebody looked at that vod and figured out how many any chance that somebody answer and finish any chance that somebody knows if this was actually my third spirit orb that was so easy that i kind of want to make sure this is actually if you lose three times in a row can we oh my god um i'll go search this probably was this probably was this the i don't know man i don't know if this is the second third one pause the stream so i can go to that guy's funeral it is your third it was third it was second it was second it was third doug it was first facial hair always looks so good i try really hard also oh yeah i do owe 10 subs yeah yeah you're right okay well while we sort for this mystery i am going to gift 10 subs because yesterday failboat killed me in splatoon more times than i killed failboat man this is great i crushed it just now i got like three chests in rapid succession with no doubt can you pause the stream i have to go to my own funeral okay god congratulations to chat you just earned hey [Music] i feel like i've been talking at a normal volume it was rad singing the other weekend nice to meet you too dexter um assuming you're one of the people i met maybe you're talking maybe you like were looking at me from afar with binoculars but i'll assume you're one of the people i actually talked to i can't hear you uh you'll be fine i i did get a cool like um audio mixer thing i haven't set up a great yet mod okay that could be funny the first time i play kingdom hearts is kingdom hearts 2 and it's randomized that'd be way better maybe i'll do that uh the gates were not opened so you cannot close them thank you mr cream cheese but i got a new mixer thing uh that will allow me to do a voice changer so that'll be fun because then i could yell at you guys in like a deep voice and terrify people and that way all the people who like fall asleep to my streams will get really scared and have nightmares which is funny like i like the idea that if you fall asleep i like the i i like the idea that if you are falling asleep to my stream there's like a risk associated with it you know like you have to commit i don't think that's a real game okay um so the question is am i done with spirit orbs i [ __ ] i think this was the second spirit orb not the third i don't think i was just one away it is the second i think it's the second i do actually think it's the second i don't remember i feel like it was the fourth i just no this was all no it was the third this is the third this is the third this is the third so all i have to do is go get the tower all i have to do is get the tower yeah okay right now i just have to go get to the tower um do i have to roll new nerfs to this or can i just continue this one does it matter this is the third one i rewatched okay nice basement is huge okay all right we don't need to discuss the specifics of my basement uh okay we do new nerfs so i have collected the three spirit orbs successfully now to close out this zone i just have to get to the top of the tower and open it up doug i have been in your basement for over two months now i have exams soon i need to study shut up down there shut up i'm playing zelda jesus christ these people are irrespectful okay two new nerfs are you know doug finish each other's what [Music] okay that's fine that's really easy that's super easy i don't need the sheikah sensor that's the radar thing i know where the tower is okay super rigged that's the easiest possible thing thanks there's movie [Music] and if this one's easy this will be like the easiest thing of all time by far [Music] okay that's a problem two things first is where am i getting fruit around here then community and recognition settings second what is your minimum tt aspect donation uh and it is 150. i might up it to three dollars soon but it's been fine recently no wait until the whole class has to go oh wait no we are super behind on alerts you don't know my life doug maybe i'm trapped in someone else's basement and forced to watch this that's true yeah dude we're like 10 minutes behind on alerts i might increase the price of alerts soon-ish to be clear not because i want more money to get less money so that there are fewer alerts i just don't want alerts to be super like backed up all the time okay i'm looking through a lot of alerts they're talking about chickens basement uh mustache locked in your basement then you think maybe like 10 look i don't check very often all right i don't really look in the basement i just put money i just put food into the food tube and that goes down into the basement and then i i hear a lot of like kind of scrabbling and fighting for it okay two things first is leaderboard settings on your dashboard then community and recognition settings second what is [Music] leaderboards things are in your dashboard they are hey doug would love to see you do the if i say like challenge in skyrim uh maybe i will probably do another twitch one or another if i say whatever thing soonish and skyrim there's just other stuff i've wanted to do hey doug don't forget the subs in your basement counters dependents when you do your taxes no they don't uh i'm gonna i'm not gonna set up the leaderboard right now i'll try to do that at some point um i don't know who the most donated uh donators are i'm not sure okay so the new two the two new debuffs no shika sensor and happy birthday to the guys who asked doug to stream today because his birthday is tomorrow yesterday good you're not wrong there's nothing but olive oil everywhere i look i mean that's to protect against water damage cool so to recap where we're at first privatizing oxygen now holding twitch chat hostage in your basement sounds like a villain not a main character i'm like walter white you can be both um all i have to do is go unlock the tower and this zone is done but first i do have to collect 10 pieces of fruit here we go [Music] dude i don't know where to get fruit [Music] guys i'm in doug's basement i can't leave there's nothing but kegs olive oil down here [Music] wait why is the chica sensor still up doug can i be one of your hostages i can bring some kawaki's soup oh fruit [Music] vault fruit i got one ah this guy's gonna murder me dude okay that's one of ten it thinks oh my stamina [Music] okay we're good [Music] okay i'm not i'm not even using the radar it's for chess i don't need a chest how do i get rid of it it's chicken the map where i have hud mode pro how do i get rid of it hey i brought the whips and chains for this basement party okay you guys can do whatever you want down there open the map uh oh shika sensor oh wrong button off okay got it it's disabled no longer rigged i found one piece of fruit we must find 10 more or nine more are mushrooms of fruit are mushrooms a vegetable [Music] they too have been held hostage in doug's basement no food or water has been provided so we have begun eating the other weaker captives it's a fungi wait are they are they are they vegetables i actually don't know this fungi it's a different category oh why okay all right so you started with one joke which is why did the chicken cross road and we just like condensed it to fewer and fewer words these streams just get dumber and less coherent like really rapidly is it carrot a fruit no okay now now even the single word is too hard [Music] i guess maybe there at the trees i'll go check out those trees [Music] says chat is getting dumber asked if carrot is a fruit at least i'm using my words okay i'm using england words to build a structured sentence and a question i'm not just grunting and putting a question mark at the end [Music] i wonder if there's gonna be fruit up on this mountain are mountains of fruit is that a fruit no i don't think there's gonna be fruit up here [Music] do you know anyone [Music] you're asking if i know drug dealers in london [Music] i wouldn't just tell you if i did first off and then why would i have those contacts [Music] okay i'm gonna maybe this guy will give me something maybe he'll give me fruit do you i guess i didn't answer the question [Music] jesus take the wheel thank you doug doug for gifting 10 subs [Music] that seems rather fruitless maybe the cork might give me a fruit across the road but nobody asks how is the chicken crossing the road give me fruit give me fruit give me fruit give me fruit [Music] okay what if there's corn and is [ __ ] does that count is corn fruit that's what she said it's not it's not what she said it's gross that's what i'm going to these trees why okay let's try it let's try these trees there might be a fruit over here our fish are fruit can you lower your voice i'm trying to take a nap [Music] wake up [Applause] okay serious question what is a truffle i actually don't know this is it like a it's a kind of mushroom or you guys passed out i think you were knocked unconscious soothing music i am ready for my speech it's also a photo did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers i did not hear about that i assume this is some pun oh that's looking like fruit that is a lot of fruit is pumpkin a fruit real question that's like six pieces of fruit right here apple that's three or is that two how many okay that's two i think spicy pepper peppers please pause the stream i need to go towards that guy's funeral don't tell him i want it to be a surprise all right chad keep it keep it quiet pepper is wait really i thought peppers are vegetables this is i mostly obviously some of these questions are are jokes i know that stream tomorrow fish or not i want to watch you with my funeral oh my god our peppers fruit open the gates the chicken crossed the road to get divorced on the other side both spoilers peppers are kind of whatever you want them to be that doesn't that doesn't seem correct are pumpkins fruit do we even know if durians are fruit across the road this is number three palm fruit is a fruit number four hydromelons of fruit number five wild berry berries are fruit six pumpkins are veggies enough into playing mario party he might give in just remember not working twitch chat is the real main character here not berries are fruit pumpkin is ripping children into his basement and having them cross chickens on the roads hey doug slander fake news taking my call your streams help me sleep it's been a stressful time since my ex-wife won't let my kids attend my virginity announcement party okay i think i have eight i've got eight pieces of fruit right if it has seeds it's a fruit okay i have a somewhat risky play there's no more fruit here there's just that one like really loaded tree mario party stream ever those boxes those might have fruit this is just like among us it's just not like among us there's no almost no part of this you talk a little louder to wake up that napping guy he is snoring okay we do this and we go for a sneaky play i know they don't know i'm here i blowed up and the fruits just went into the water i think i see them in the water penny penguin thank you so much for the for the 12 months apple that's nine ten the question is how do i get back can i cross the river i don't think so oh my god oh my god okay i think we're good uh that's 10 pieces of fruit all right so now i just have to get back to the tower where is it over there sweet now we just go to the tower and robert your stream is really starting to distract my family can you please turn it down this is really disrespectful man you did not put it in the official list of twitch chat announcements yesterday somebody said it's my birthday tomorrow you didn't even say tomorrow it's my mom's birthday is a real game and we are going to play it if you like it or not [Music] it is like that's a real video game it's called divorce story it doesn't sound real it sounds like a deez nuts joke you're trying to get me to do yes it is is it like a visual novel what is it doug please pause as real as dollywood i can watch a pause stream i am not capable of doing that i feel like a motorcycle jesus take the wheel where's that sound it's veal parmesan thank you what is that chat is the main character and doug is there i don't get it it's the basement yeah oh goddammit doug guys i have to take a shower but i'll keep watching on my phone while showering since we're not allowed to leave the second i stop watching the stream something terrible will happen i mean you guys you signed the contract if you catch anyone trying to oh my god the basement from your crawl space i recommend spraying raid in there you gotta go with the fast kill lower it and kind but you need about six cans though doug i'm so hungry please feed us we are starving in your basement and we are sick of only eating banana peels and empty bottles of olive oil fine have a truffle that'll float down to the basement okay if i get to the top of this tower i win doug i put the lotion in the basket like you asked [Music] i think you guys are just we're kidnapped and tortured by some guy and you're assuming it's me i'm just streaming please i just i need to be super clear you're just kidnapped by some guy i have nothing to do with it you've got to sort that out with him instead of donating to my twitch channel i need to go to the bathroom could we go together i'll make sure they don't ditch us [Music] oh god oh god oh god this is actually kind of scary these are all one hit kills by the way because i have no armor [Music] uh oh okay that guy is bone arrow [Music] okay i think i double back i juke him like this now the dude who is chasing me he's lost i come up this way food please give this more food oh my god i just gave you a truffle [Music] okay catch climb teach me the ways of growing facial hair uh you just rub olive oil on your follicles every night there is a 100 percent correlation between drinking a lot of olive oil english that's proof and i took uh i took data scientists science in college for a semester so i know what i'm talking about ladies and gentlemen i'm the greatest zelda player of all time [Music] i beat the zorazone [Music] are you still talking about london and drug deals or is this for zelda you didn't clarify is this i don't know the same person who's asking for drugs my parents have been stuck in doug's basement for so long i was born here i don't know what the sun looks like look it is possible i only put a couple people in my basement it is possible they've procreated and all of you um have have come from that single line to talk keep sending in messages barry the alert's like 10 minutes behind but when it happens i will laugh oh wait we should tell yeah i should tell chat now about it doug how much is rent for your basement well you do get rent control so it stays low okay is the perfect time to bring up a new easter egg that we're including what are we calling it oh oh i know what we're calling it dug dug dumpster diving [Music] okay let me find the this is by the way not as exciting as the music and i'm leading it up to be but doug doug dumpster diving i'm happy to announce let me show you why thank you for slash that barry bebop one of my wonderful editors has been including this sound in almost every video it's one of the one of the masterpieces from philip gerzemba and we heard this we fell in love and so barry's barry's been putting it in every video that he can remember to do it you can find it in today's video if you look we used it the when it first happened it was a gta 5 video and we used it like eight or nine or ten times we used it a lot um so here's the announcement doug doug dumpster diving from now on every single dog dog video will have this sound in it somewhere and you can try to find it it's an easter egg if you find it you can you can type in the comments i found the dumpster it's at this time stamp and we'll always include it sometimes it'll be hard to find sometimes will be easy [Music] the sound actually comes from people banging on the walls in my basement please send these fruits down the food tube we are hungry no you got you have more than enough truffle to eat i need to hear it again i think there's a deep philosophical genius to asking why and finding the root of life and chicken is there also who's the guy who said nice who does this this is on freesound.org what was going on in this guy's life i want to know what happened for him to like have this this strong of a response there must have been some situation that he had been really struggling and needed something like this in his life thank you when the price of farts increased i said nothing because i didn't have gas when the price of oxygen increased i said nothing because i don't breathe when the price of tts increased there was no one left to speak up for me the goal if i increase text to speech would be to have a lot of text-to-speech but just not so much that the alerts are 10 minutes behind that would be the only point a 15 in doug's basement the space in here gets smaller and smaller since all the fat stacks came in from doubling the bits oh my god uh i guess i don't have to do the zelda quest zoro questions you're not wrong sonic wolf [Music] all right uh well we did it i'm the greatest which means we want to pick the news went few word to trick so true what about this zone let's do this one we may as well kind of work through the map in some sort of coherent way [Music] w at least have a word at least have one complete word man this will be the next zone oh i can start it right here this one will probably be fairly easy chickens do have seeds they're called eggs [Music] current pole a good good every animal has seeds congratulations doug you did it you're incredibly chopped up wow that was so what an amazing person doug the party people of your basement here is it okay if we start to evolve as a civilization because we are enough people and our economy is stable look i'm not gonna i'm not gonna dictate what goes on in the dog dog basement you guys have to develop your own economy it's survival of the fittest down there all right cool we are starting a brand new zone i am excited this one should be fun it is fairly straightforward this is kind of the intro-ish area i believe it includes kakariko village yeah right believe so so we'll be heading in this kind of open plain area going through the mountains and then heading up who is moving here soon you guys you got to connect go meet in the basement uh we'll go through the mountains and then to the kind of open plains and then probably up to kakariko but we do need some new devices why dime touch mine can crosses to go up there you guys are just babbling nonsense half the time okay i gotta drop all my stuff too before we start thank you so much philip gerzemba this genuinely changed my life your art has made it worth waking up every day only runes for attacking this is fairly easy this is actually fairly easy to manage why no dug dug merch oh probably at some point okay these are easy these are actually really easy ones all right all right no no copy pasta i read the thing don't make me 1980 for you the truffle is a type of chocolate confectionery traditionally made with a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate cocoa powder coconut or chopped and toasted nuts usually in a spherical conical or curved shape that is for a different thing right truffle the fungus is different than truffle the chocolate and i don't think i found a chocolate truffle like in the dirt oh that's annoying me that one line is getting cut off up here yeah there we go oh it's still slightly cut off there we go nice got him everyone give the sound five stars make it the highest rated sound i get i guess at least leave a nice message about uh phillip gersboy please die i'm in incredible debt dude the believers never get wins okay today's been a great day for the believers don't jinx it for them um okay can you please pause the time or stuart every day i edge closer to death and i'm not happy with how much time i spending watching you play video games okay i will pause for the next five seconds do something incredible with it all right zelda broken impact go okay i hope you spent it well let's go oh we have to drop hold on hold on no no pause pause pull up pause i have to drop all my stuff and save so the rules are when i enter a new zone i have to drop all my belongings again the chicken crossed the road that pours the funeral on the other side it's a lot of stuff i have funniest [ __ ] of all time doug i love you if you want i'll get the divorce to be free for you what divorce thank you i'm glad you liked the video i yeah it's very fun the usa one that will come out next week the next video is even more wild unceasing fish thank you for the 12 months appreciate it [Music] what else do i have i can't drop my clothes i can drop this stuff i've got a couple arrows first time watching live just wanna say you're even better live and watching your streams is really fun i don't think my stuff is better live hey doug what percentage of today what percentage of today has been zelda it's gotta be under 30 it's just a different vibe uh my family's all german all my grandparents came from germany okay we're good i have nothing shell of a man cheese that wasn't for you can you also speak some german nein okay i was trying to get a cool shot before you okay um hey doug i honestly think you have one of the best communities on twitch keep it up brother they're certainly the most confined community don't have a lot of space down there okay what was the what was the prediction this time now it's at 50 50. now it's a 50 50 believer doubter all right i like this believers today's gonna be another good day here we go three two one go i gotta take a selfie at some point and i gotta only use runes for attacks okay i get the um [Music] i get the sheikah thing back [Music] all right find me a treasure chest me with a slight kill in your chat personality test video the thumbnail asks would you marry duck yet in the video it is nowhere to be found i've been thrown into another quandary it just doesn't make any sense looking confirmed i've told this to you before thumbnails are not real i i lie in the thumbnails i make things up [Music] doug's basement here bnp review three out of five smells like olive oil full of plastic children's balls at least the froggy chair is nice okay i got a weapon i have a weapon oh oh there's a chest this way wait where is it that way i think this way wait where is it this way [Music] is there another one up there oh right there [Music] do you deserve a weapon yes i do [Music] i got to get that on the on my stream deck so i can just play it a lot hey doug did your subscriber count go down what do you mean how could you i can't believe we did all of those things you've got to be more specific uh that way your parents gave birth to you in doug's basement but at least they're still married [Music] true okay i there's got to be a chest over there the radar is saying it's over there maybe i try it's got to be there right it's it's aimed right at the camp there has to be one over there i just have no clue where okay i don't think that guy can get me oh no he can get me jesus truffle is a type of mycorrhizae funky that is typically found near trees pegs used to find them but recently people switched to dogs because pigs ate them typical okay the chest has got to be over there help how do i divorce doug's base where is it where's the chest uh file paperwork with with parker do i just yolo just go for it i guess i do okay if it's if it's one of the chests where you have to defeat them all first i can't do it like i do not have played celeste i don't have the ability to kill them i have one weapon celeste turns trans well two weeks ago found out i might be a trans girl coincidence i think not that's probably coincidence but happy for you congrats um [Music] we're just going it's got to be here oh my god sisters we need to rise up and break out of the basement i don't see a chest where is this youtube channel that guy's moving way too fast too i don't know i maybe i bail this is pretty scary bees okay this is not good most of these guys are going to kill me in one hit because i have no armor i think i bail towards the guys ruins and i was somehow here in the stream i don't know how i got here it's dark and wet and i'm scared please help sounds like you were just born happy birthday man wait is that a chest no dude where where was the chest that was saying i didn't see anything men i guess there's one over here i'll just go for this first but like did i miss something in that in that camp i i did not see anything okay somewhere over here though or something are there people in here i don't hopefully not oh okay pause champ maybe spirit orb i found the dumpster 105 and 34 seconds 105. the video is not an hour long [Music] hey that guy need help let's go big day for believers all right good [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] hey doug have you ever had a no oh yeah i didn't take a selfie [ __ ] okay this doesn't count and i have to reset unless i get a selfie without dying all right okay if i die i reset it the save i had how are you how do i do pictures again hey doug i just got back from the vet and my dog doesn't have cancer oops i was very concerned he would and watching your streams and videos recently helped take my mind off the anxiety about that hey thanks yeah how did you hear that dude i have your children in my basement you have 48 hours to dab or i'll send you their fingers jokes on you that's just two more viewers who have to watch my stream um [Music] how do how oh that's how i'm dumb got it okay oh there's a person sleeping right here okay this is perfect i can absolutely do this i don't know who you are i don't know what you want if you are looking for ransom i can tell you i don't have money but what i do have are a very particular lack of food in your basement i meant the north west maison zelda cause funny and new video is 26-10 for the dumpster that sounds about right you win the prize of finding the dumpster diving hey doug who are you planning on voting for in the 2052 presidential election uh dolly parton how do i get on to this guy's hand i was gonna take a cool picture like on his chest one complete word okay [Music] this is a little bit risky but it's gonna make for a great picture hi mom everyone say get well soon please okay as long as i get away without dying i'm good that is a stone talus apparently [Music] all right sorry because i just invented gunpowder down here soon we will be free you can't do [ __ ] to me oh he actually can't all right all right once this battle's over once he's gone oh daybreaker that's pretty sweet please i just woke up here i last remember the smell of cotton candy and then i was somehow here send help i feel like this is look i want to be clear i haven't kidnapped any of you okay i feel like this is that situation you know you know that myth you know a myth that's like every year you consume eight spiders in your sleep and people actually believe that that's true where it's like spiders are just like billions of spiders are committing suicide into your mouth every every year for some reason and the launch people think it's true i think that's what's happening with you guys you guys every year like every night seven twitch chatters like make their way into my basement and lock themselves in there and then start panicking can't find their way out i don't have anything to do with it okay i'm just sleeping there you guys are just spiders um i did it i'm the greatest i got the spirit orb new nerfs coming in that is one of three only runes for attacking oh god damn it you failed okay new nerfs i already rolled this one is this counter do i re-roll [Music] the points are already in my bank account [Music] that one counts all right death damage equals death is the first one the second nerf is yeah sorry it looks like the believers won incorrectly i definitely did not successfully get the orb [Music] i don't have a way to give you money back [Music] hey sorry everybody uh parker is not available means we have to reroll we wrote that we wrote that when he was living in my residence all right that was when he was like gonna be physically nearby i don't really understand how this would have worked before so instead the next one is [Music] nusa oh no [Music] okay fun fact did you know that the w in doug doug stands for basement i don't have the full laundry alarm i only have me yelling laundry do your laundry it doesn't have all the extra stuff in it we are all starving doug please feed us it's hard to breathe down here especially in section e feed us oxygen and food please we don't ask for much oxygen and food you're asking for too much you are g btw this is technically speaking a complete sentence i'm sorry for my terrible english i don't possess the knowledge about plenty full of phonemes connecting into words you guys are the smartest dumb people i know or no you're the i don't know if you're the smartest dumb people i know or the dumbest smart people i know i think a lot of you are the dumbest smart people i know because i can tell that there's a lot of intelligence behind a lot of your comments but you're like i'm going to apply this to my caveman noises please take my money i give take money my money okay bye all right weird things are crawling out of the basement walls that's just the spiders you'll be fine he has been declared enemy number one and the price of five mangoes has been placed on his head jay divorce to martha moored we at jimmy sense trieste i knew one of those words okay uh sub alerts should have the laundry alarm going off now the good news is i know where the spirit orb is this isn't going to go on for that long like we get to turn this nerf off once i actually get the orb i i do want to grab the other chest that i got before so that the radar thing isn't going off for chess that i know about i'm gonna grab the one that i got on the tower first basement with free room and board where can i sign up oh i charge rent oh why didn't that go it was weird i should have gone should have yelled about laundry laundry oh my god do your laundry now go laundry okay we have to get there quick we're going go go go i'm going please here we go the basement is terrible wi-fi okay i'm going to the i'm going to that oh the two there was two chests over here i think i'm gonna grab both chests then i'm going for the spirit orb one which is in that little laundry laundry london laundry do your laundry now go laundry don't sub you're not these subs aren't gonna happen don't stop hey it's gonna take too long across the chicken this is gonna be active like a minute [Music] where is it okay this is number one i'm grabbing all three [Music] okay and the gifted subs won't set it off stop giving stop gifting stop you don't need to give me money okay i have to get that one [Music] truffle is the fruiting body of a subterranean oscar my seat fungus predominantly one of the many species of the genus so many [Music] do your laundry now go laundry okay once i get the thing we're turning it off laundry london now go laundry where was the chest it was somewhere over here what is that that's not it i was born down your basement raised by feral parents fell in love with a cute feral girl married and eventually divorced my whole life spelled down here now that guy is coming to my funeral oh wholesome hey that way is our dolly parton picture my wife divorced me because she's not in your stream oh royal cardboa okay i do want to come back for these the items in these boxes where's the chest laundry laundry london laundry do your laundry now go laundry there it is thank god okay please laundry laundry london laundry do your laundry now go laundry when did i take damage what hit me what are you talking about pls no uncle d what what damaged me what do you mean was it already hit did it start like that did it start like that no hold on hold on that i had to have taken damage so you may know clip it set a clip somebody clip it the chest hit you no it didn't the chest did not hit me hey hold on we have to confirm i'm moving from germany to new york soon any advice um no i don't i'm not haven't lived in either of those places somebody have a clip was watching rt games stream and he just said he doesn't like okay here we go tears in my eyes as i type this haven't tried so much since the divorce i'm sorry you say something pogba's in my time of great sorrow laundry that's the same laundry alarm okay clip here laundry laundry london [Music] i started with damage i started with damage that means i get to just use the frickin i get to i'm good i'm good i didn't take damage laundry laundry london laundry do your laundry now go laundry okay we're turning it off no more laundry alarm laundry laundry london laundry do your laundry now go laundry hey doug i like the basement all right but it does suck that i keep seeing my divorced ex-wife as we both still stuck down here okay that'll do it celeste gets another welcome to the club transgender pride transgender pride transgender pride hell yeah okay what if i set it to two percent a bunch of people subbed clearly to try to set off the laundry alarm and we're still like 10 minutes behind on alerts what if it's like hold on oh the three month subs aren't setting it off either okay i have it set to two percent maybe we could just have it like very quietly in the background like just kind of watering correct when you [ __ ] yourself on stream no i mean i haven't [ __ ] myself on stream yet once it happens i'll let you guys know a couple months later so then you can try to find the moment i love how the donations go from thank you for helping me feel better and then next message is please help i am in your basement why not both maybe all the people trapped in the basement just find a lot of comfort machine thing and i brought the whips and chains we can use the olive oil as lube for the basement party okay the basement is getting a little graphic i just want to test the laundry alarm and see if the two percent volume is manageable okay do we want this going on for like 30 minutes this is the quietest i can make it okay if new people come in and they're like is anybody hearing the laundry alarm people just be um like no i don't hear it then just tell them like twitch has been having issues and to refresh so i'll leave this i already have your basement inside my children okay um i don't want to hear about what's in your kids uh let's say that until i get the next spirit orb until i get the next spirit orb the laundry alarm will be at two percent volume and that is because a shitload of people sub before the alarm we are rooting for you wow they're really behind cool so that'll go for a while no we're not making a hundred percent louder no it's not a debuff anymore i got the work typical is in the new video 15 times no it's not is it it's not actually is it that's a real easter egg okay guys go start go start being a truffle pig go sniff around i don't like the emote or the the the alarm i don't like the alarm [Music] okay every other minute twitch chat plays this one doesn't tend to go very well and i love your videos and this is my first stream hey thanks welcome someone's yelling from the basement okay if new people come in they're asking about it just be like oh those are the people in the basement and then don't elaborate further okay that's fine i think that's okay combo i think we can do this hey shut up down there quiet oxygen and food in this economy uh what am i doing okay i got to change the give me a sec i gotta change input stuff around so that you guys can play keyboard we may be done we're not stupid oh [ __ ] it's not oh wait wait no no this program i've been using is [ __ ] up seriously chimken nobody talked to about the with here doug uh oh [Music] sanderka thank you for the 12 months appreciate it i may not be able to do twitch plays um i've been having issues with my computer doesn't seem to recognize my um doesn't seem to recognize my controllers for some reason [Music] and i don't know why it's working for this but then for other programs it just won't recognize that i have a controller plugged in it's not rigged i didn't do this um let me try plugging it into a different usb port i guess go here foreign [Music] [Music] okay not rigged it is working i just had to plug into a different port a bunch of the usb ports on my computer do not seem to be working anymore which is a little bit douglas the piss pipe is overflowing the basement floor is flooded help look that'll help keep away the spiders it's all part of the design jesus take the wheel thank you for following usa sorry to the people who gifted subs hoping to set off the laundry alarm you get your own sound effect maybe you need updated drivers it seems like it's fine they're just getting there's like certain ports that seem to be less and less consistent like the capture card today does not seem to be working maybe i'll have to replace motherboard at some point oh okay whatever the nerfs what are the new ones it is twitch chat plays every other minute and [Music] no melee weapons hi doug this is the bus driver who has been living in your wood shad for three months the tricks cereal you bring me each morning is better without milk no more milk please fine jesus take the wheel can't believe you don't appreciate my own milk that i give you very rude [Music] um right coding coding stuff code code code code [Music] twitch plays catch up challenge switch plays [Music] we go twitch plays here coding stream pogba [Music] uh we go to breath of the wild simu [Music] that's why that's what was going on in the in the in the monterey bay aquarium rosa stream when we were playing red dead redemption just crazy [ __ ] was going on all the time because also it was running the commands for american truck simulator that's why [Music] because that was a mess i did not know what was going on okay [Music] we need to beat this quickly i am getting sick of the laundry alarm so you guys will control the game um by typing jesus i'm picking a music uh by typing the following forward back left right aim up aim down aim left aim right this is correct yeah that's correct you can type a to type a or to press a you can type jump to jump or link has hooves i don't remember what this is from melee will use the melee weapon charge will charge it bo will use your boat shield will use a shield throw will throw your weapon ruin will use the runes whistle will whistle stealth will stealth and camera will like will crouch and the camera will activate the camera i don't i don't remember what that is cool uh and then i open up cat swap challenge okay so we both get 60 seconds [Music] cool jesus take the wheel dragger thank you for the gifted subs appreciate it [Music] i'll put it up here [Music] all right let me make sure this works all right chat give it a shot once you hear the activating twitch chat plays can you control the game you're whistling okay all you're doing is whistling does not seem like everything else is working get it did i not give you okay i'm getting sick of them no this is all oh because i moved it to chat plays that's why hold on it's in this file oh but this is the template oh crap um how did i do this before what was i doing [Music] oh you're right coconut [Music] laundry yeah laundry do your laundry now go laundry that needs to be a lowercase uh i guess i can just copy this all the time be lazy about it okay swap this into here bam do you work now uh [Music] activating twitch chat please this is me go okay this is all you guys [Music] oh look out for the bees cool seems like it's working seems like it's gonna go real well all right jesus take the wheel quick gamble trevor and adrian thank you so much for the gift sub quick gamble do you think chat will survive in the next 30 seconds to these bees wow wow you actually hit him and scared him away that was incredible well done okay new question do you think you'll survive against this guy get your bets in chat oh he's grabbing please stop yelling about it you actually survived for a full minute a bunch of my controls are not working [Music] jesus take the wheel all right there we go all right can you kill me so we can restart this wait it's saved after hold on it's saved after carefully thinking five good subs [Music] it saved after auto saved after i got the spirit orb right it should have hopefully because we want to start it there officially that that's where it needs to start so that death doesn't count we're waiting [Music] uh okay where was the chest i'm gonna go like i think chess is here [Music] yeah i think so right oh my god okay we are swapping every minute the first thing i'm gonna do is get rid of this so you don't have a melee weapon ready set go check go you're live activating twitch chat plays you can't use melee weapons to defend yourself so ideally just run away from the car [Music] how much setup was that for literally three seconds of gameplay okay new nerfs there was no prediction if you guys wanted to go again i'm fine with that are we saying it's rigged if there's no prediction maybe that doesn't count [Music] we started with half health [Music] but it was on my turn i was playing deactivating chat started on one heart [Music] [Music] all right let's uh we'll reset it this is rigged but we'll try it again could uh [Music] okay could a mod throw up a prediction do we successfully get a spirit orb together we can't use melee weapons and we swap control every 60 seconds we're starting that right now i have the i have the starting control so i'm gonna get rid of the melee weapon and we are going to go try to find [Music] wait where's the where's the radar when did you turn it off okay [Music] okay you guys are live in six there's a chest over here there's a chest over here we can literally actually do this together let's go activating twitch chat okay you guys are live you guys are live chat i believe in you look at this ideally we don't pick up any melee weapons because that increases the chance that we use a melee weapon which would instantly kill us so if you get one try to throw it before anybody can use it [Music] [Music] i'm getting pretty [ __ ] [Music] sick can you guys stop screaming people really need to calm it down down there [Music] five four three two one let's go big time for me i'm getting a chest it's gonna be a spirit orb [Music] 60 seconds let's go it's saying there's one right over here what is this i'll pick this up oh wait no melee weapon no no no no no no no we don't use it maybe up here [Music] spirit orb spirit orb easy win let's go spiritual crap okay that's fine there's another one this right here right here right here where is it i'm looking at the radar it's saying this direction is it back towards the enemy camp okay it's towards the enemy camp i'm gonna go for that camp but you guys i'm not letting you do it you chill here chill here for a sec have fun at these boxes go go enjoy the boxes to the camp don't go to the goddamn camp save it for me let me take care of the camp the camp is very dangerous it's got like five people who have bow and arrows boxes pog yeah just focus on the boxes wow look at those onwards to camp [Music] [Music] this is time well spent chat [Music] can you okay stay somewhat near the camp i'm only gonna have 60 seconds you actually do kind of need you to stay over here yeah that direction go that direction forward you're actually looking towards the camp start running and i'm in control let's go [Music] we get in and out in and out we grab that thing and we leave somebody said the chest is next to the boxes so i'm looking for the boxes first okay oh it's right there it's right there don't [ __ ] kill me okay not the best uh what do i do here three people shooting arrows i think i go this direction i guess i'll go that way go oh there's more people there's so many people ah not a joke when you tested alert my mother just so happened to come into my room and ask if i had laundry and was terrified stiff thanks you're welcome okay there's a chest this way it's saying there's a chest this way here we go i'll i'll pass this one off to you guys okay there's a chest that direction that direction go chat go jesus take the wheel thank you phoenix fire do not use the weapons if you use it a single time that's an auto death don't go back to camp i know you guys are stoked about camp don't do it camp is dangerous chad okay 30 seconds 30 seconds don't blow it we have to no no no do not pick up the spear [Music] that's fine you can shoot shock arrows [Music] no no no no no no don't use it don't use it don't use it nobody use it crouch just keep crafting so you can't use it that you haven't been used hasn't been used through it [Applause] [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Applause] look there were a lot of you who tried to throw it doesn't matter i said use it's not melee weapons on enemies it's use a melee weapon how does that count because that's what i said counts as um okay [Music] you can't use a melee using to me is swinging it if you disagree you're welcome to yell rigged but i said that beforehand [Music] and also i should remind people there's not like an official rule book for this there's not like an administration of the zelda treasure hunt challenge i made all this up so i defined the rules and it's okay if they don't match what you think of as the official rules none of this is real i'm not even real okay uh new debuffs [Music] hey doug i just got back the lab results let me print [Music] your content is still funny as hell thank you okay rosa cam overlay and [Music] that clip must have brought back memories before you were born [Music] no i hate this one [Music] what is it camera trolls and jumping laundry laundry laundry to your laundry go now laundry [Music] i have a pitch you don't get to move the camera up and down that's my pitch you only get to move it right and left that way it's still annoying but i can at least look at where we're going when we've done this in the past it is incomprehensible like you can't see or look at anything no no really think this through because we're in this together right remember we're all in the basement together you're gonna have to look at it you're gonna have to look at the screen right just a reminder this is a stream you are watching you will have to look at us just staring at the ground for like 10 minutes until we die that's what you're signing up for i just i want to make sure you fully understand mcslick thanks so much for 12 months appreciate it what do four directions just horizontal let's get one thing clear i can brush my teeth all by myself okay were we was that for some that must have been somebody else in the basement you were talking to deal but the laundry alarm goes up two percent in volume fine okay so you just get horizontal but the laundry alarm will go up to four it'll go up to six laundry laundry london laundry do your laundry now go laundry laundry london laundry do your laundry [Music] the chicken crossed the road because the hole we dug in the basement wall was big enough good luck chicken okay you guys are only gonna get two aim left and aim right but laundry alarm is gonna be [Music] louder make it ten percent it's not really noticeable right now [Music] okay so chad controls cameron jumping basement for 12 years i haven't eaten food in four years and my wife has divorced me too many times i cannot count please doug please let me out i miss the sun so badly i miss orange juice and fresh air is it really of all the things orange juice i need to get married and file for divorce soon alright the second nerf is [Music] you think you're slicker you [ __ ] yourself the moment you bent over to pick over your oversized pen by the way hey doug hi okay this is hard hey look new duck dug video oh he's probably streaming cool i was right true i usually vast majority of the time stream on the days that i uh post a video oh right it was rosa campbell oh thank god that's way easier than this i am proud to report that all the inbred slaves in the basement sweatshop have finished their quote with duke no i want to be clear i'm not running a sweatshop down there you guys are are are working with some other person and you just are confused and you think he's me i think because of the mustache you're confusing me with somebody else okay uh roses uh monterey bay aquarium r friendly reminder to do your laundry that's not necessary to tell me at this point lathering thank you so much for the five gifted subs appreciate it thank you thank you thank you [Music] okay please help me doug i've no clipped through your basement into the back rooms and i'm stuck i need your powers of rigging to get me out please hurry the wi-fi is really slow here okay i'll call spectrum we'll get this sorted out [Music] jesus take the wheel dragon buster thank you very much have you tried turning it off and on again i don't remember what you're probably referring to the controller can you even tell which one is her of course i can how dare you imply otherwise [Music] but i'm not going to tell you could ask your basement people to do their laundry someone keeps screaming about it they really need to shut up down there jim basin thanks so much for 12 months thank you thank you man i appreciate it where the hell there we go why is it as a reminder the laundry alarm will be turned off once we get the next spirit orb wait whoa whoa whoa well let's no no no why isn't that no no no it doesn't count it doesn't count i'm even starting [Music] chat control yeah you weren't even okay it didn't even you weren't even active it doesn't count doesn't count laundry london do your laundry [Music] spiders are not leaving because of the piss okay thank you for the latest installment on basement news we're going to get back to zelda we have found one spirit orb in the zone we have to discuss the spiders we could get parks to finalize it um you guys will be controlling no you guys will be controlling the camera and the jumping starting right now here we go [Music] um is it working okay you can jump and you can move the camera so it's wait you're still moving down hold on no no no no no no hold on stop uh okay try now excuse me sir how are you doing it cost me to bother you hold on stop how are you doing this finest dog i would like it freshly milked if that is okay i didn't say willing to pay any price for dunk milk if it is fresh my milk is out of season hey you're asking too late your friendly neighbor here i know having screams coming from your basement is spooky and funny from your quote unquote captives but i think it is too soon for halloween decorations [Music] they're not mine i don't know who they are your milk takes salty and watery i don't like drinking it but you only service this it also smells please no more why it's stuck what's going on do i still have the script running somewhere help us we've been screaming about the laundry in the basement we are dying down here why is it still moving i don't understand you're not supposed to be in control [Music] it's permanently running to the right this shouldn't happen i have it set up to release all the keys [Music] no no no no no no no no no does it go does it go activating twitch chat please no no no stop hold on remove there you go okay [Music] i'm trying to get the code to work why are you still controlling it okay this should be good okay okay okay okay [Music] we are now set up you guys can move ain't you can aim left aim right and jump and that's it i can do everything else and then we have a rosa cam overlay with all that being said we're good to go let's find a chest doesn't [Music] it doesn't count hello douglas douglas your streams always cheer me up when i'm sad so now that i've gotten my first film job i wanted to give something back less than three thank you i appreciate it okay we'll say it counts i i'm supposed to get this shut up [Laughter] i have to give to sub for every death i don't know if anybody's been keeping track of how many deaths have happened today i think it's like seven for the sake of moving this [ __ ] along we're gonna go again but that does get added to the death counter laundry laundry london it's not 50 deaths i think it's like seven so maybe it's eight now i owe eight more gifted subs today we're gonna go again ready set god i do not like the laundry alarm [Music] we're going ready set go you guys still control i think yeah you're still alive okay there's a treasure chest over here okay i won't control the camera so i'll make i'll let you guys do the camera explicitly all right let's go up here go up here oh there's a guy get out get out get out get out no get out [Music] oh we have to hold on we have to get rid of the weapons drop drop okay your laundry i promise we won't try to escape when you [Music] okay [Music] no don't worry i have an extra set of washer dryer upstairs dude i don't i the chest must be with that guy in there i don't know if we can get in there while rosa and you're playing the aim [Music] should we go in i think we go in okay i'm gonna i'm gonna partially aim hold on can you look at the goddamn chest please it's behind us it's literally not working you guys are overriding my thing okay this direction is where the chest is we've got to figure out wait no it's not saying it is hold on that isn't for you it's in here okay is this is this the one with the guy is there a guy in here there's not okay so is there a chest the chest right here chest right here okay this could be it this could be it pause champ hey doug i'm moving to germany any advice no we should ask that other guy well let's keep moving but there's another one there's another one here there's no one over here let's keep moving keep moving [Music] [Applause] okay there's one over here no no it's like uh it's like this it's saying it's this direction wait is it based off the camera are we even in the right zone yeah every guy's giving us basements dwell as a badger over here okay oh grab that that looks sweet okay we need sweet music uh and then let's cross this here we go [Music] wow stop jesus take the wheel rothrin thank you very much for five gifted subs thank you thank you thank you okay the chest has got to be in here right [Music] does anybody see it i i'm having a hard time it's dark and there's rosa [Music] it's gotta be in here right it's gotta be in here it isn't a sweatshop it's a meth lab you guys are making meth in my basement uh where oh it's right there it's right there i see it i see it i see it i just got to see it couldn't because it was covered right here let's go come on and you didn't even exist we got them up tell me you exist [Music] can't do that i'm under oath doug you need to do the laundry stop making us stitch new clothes in your basement [Music] uh and it says there's another one there's another one over here the laundry sweatshop down here is getting flooded up someone kept peeing in the peephole which i didn't know existed and the washers out so i don't want to hear about the pee hole let's focus on getting chest please send oxygen piss everywhere hold on i'm gonna get the mob doug i just got divorced i was saying there was an official real scent that she said we got a flame blade and you didn't even exist please tell me you exist can't do that okay one of the otters is directly over link's face i think that's actually rosa okay it says it's over here i think it's this direction just this direction again just follow the green thing at the bottom right it takes loose 1751 of being trapped in junk's basement here if i just do what the triangle says yes yes i must listen everyone hey d-dog this is brian the tts guide the whole decrease in new basement people has caused problems with my job uh-huh to share my cardboard box with three people makes it hard to read the paper slits with the messages hey look i was looking through the discord you know budgets are down that's not what are you talking about is that a thing i don't know wait chest chest right there okay we can do this thank you i couldn't have said it better to myself sorry for the interruption my epileptic son tried to beat fox he's still learning i think somebody i think so like the the slip you passed to the texas beach guy got wet and all the letters dripped around okay i i need you to stop jumping for a second so i can get the the door off just hold just pause champ pause champ for one sec we can do this this could be it right here could be the end of the laundry alarm just pause pause pause just hold hold hold hold hold hold yeah whatever killed you okay slow down a bit this is my chance [Music] ah i missed no i had it and i missed i had the opportunity [Music] [Applause] don't we have one i think we're pretty sure we have one oh my god [Music] [Music] remember to the person who said um live streams are more fun yes let's go let's go okay okay all of this would have been edited out [Music] oh my god stop jumping give me a sec let me get to the chest i'm mashing the a button it's not working there we go come on man give it to me thunderstorm rod [Music] dude it's like four chests in rapid succession there's got to be another okay there's at least more [Music] where's the next one what direction this wait this direction [Music] maybe there's one nearby one right here maybe oh it's right there hold on this is the fbi please let the people out of the basement or we will contact the irs about your laundry i don't think that's what any of your organizations do okay the chest over there i can't do because i have to kill all the enemies that's not gonna happen so i guess we go back this way look for some other chests think of the children down here oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that is a big weapon all right can you hold off on the jumping for a sec we need to leave maybe the real egg was the dug we made lochus in the basement along the way it doesn't it's not it's not good in glando oh that is a guardian okay we need to leave [Music] i just woke up from a nap what is happening am i still dreaming i don't even know if i'm in the right zone hold on stop [Music] oh i'm not even the right zone [ __ ] good thing i didn't get any of those chests douglas please feed us we are so hungry and tired after doing your all your laundry look what do i pay you guys for if you're not even gonna do my laundry when the laundry alarm goes off a hundred times okay i gotta get back to the actual stuff moving to advice anytime some coherent stuff we've been we've been donating today okay i'm getting another bloop is this in the zone i'll put the door down i can barely see when we promise we won't teach you i think there's another chest over here the door and lettuce all out everything will be fine after that trust us you you are under oath so you can't be lying i make sure the basement is under oath at all times okay there there's a chest up here somewhere over here i believe this is in the zone okay yeah yeah this is in the correct zone so we get a chest over here [Music] this combo is a mess this is a this is not fun to navigate the world with it says there's a chest up here chest up here what it says oh maybe that [Music] okay there might be a chest on the top of this we got to climb it [Music] do i have enough jumping to do this oh no it's so close okay i think we can make it even with jumping if we go off this box [Music] come on we can make this no so close all right you guys have to stop jumping this is the only way we making up this [Music] silver thank you very much for the 12 months appreciate it [Music] okay dude let's go jess that was sick no no no no don't do it yeah hi come over the dress let's go come on kiss to our favorite amusement park let's go that was sick all right we got just a half second of not jumping and managed to get through hold on this is in the zone right i think that's in the zone [ __ ] yeah that was sick good teamwork y'all i think we can safely say we were equally responsible for finding that chest couldn't have happened without you so what have i missed why is the laundry alarm on a loop great job chad use the paraglider [Music] i assumed that you would jump the one time i actually wanted you to [Music] let me get up to the tower you guys are temporarily not on or not active i wanna see what is more powerful twitch chat's desire to spam things or twitch chat's desire to see me die and laugh at me i'm giving you the option to jump if nobody types jump into the chat as i as i careen off of this pillar i will fall to my death and you get a gifted sub but if a single person types jump on the fall down then the paraglider will open and i will be safe [Music] you control my fate if every single one of you doesn't type jump then i will die and you can laugh at me okay you're active [Music] okay it's not happening that much i'm gonna jump in park sir get out of here i'm gonna jump in five four three two one let's find out who's more powerful oh they saved me instant save you do care chat uh you're the wind beneath my basement it was park sir yeah you're gonna have to sue him all right i am gonna call it there i'm gonna call it for the stream this is a fun stream i had a great time that was a nice little endnote to get the second spirit orb so we're two out of two out of three spirit orbs for this zone thank you sad boy fish [Music] uh i did want to stream shorter today because i'm sick and i have to go do my laundry i don't know if you noticed that you should do your laundry the alarm has been going off non-stop okay turn it off the laundry alarm [Music] duck the spiders are growing bigger i'm not sure why but i think they need to please help if they get much bigger they might try and eat us but if they have radiation maybe they'll bite you and everybody in the basement will become spider-man that would be sweet douglas douglas this is the irs we have a warrant to search your home and the suspicion of money laundering [Music] that's not what the irs does [Music] hey thanks so much for hanging out today everybody uh today was really fun i was going to do a shorter one as i mentioned wanted to take it easy i should be streaming again tomorrow and the next day hopefully one of the next two days we will do another ai invasion why does everyone keeping talking about this guy help i've been doing laundry and cooking meth in this basement for so long who is he [Music] doug no one cares about this bring back closer [Music] people care [Music] all right i'm gonna raid point chrome he's doing uh zelda stuff what should our raid message be [Music] no not laundry not laundry don't go spam memes that aren't relevant in other people's channels this is gonna shock you but yelling laundry at somebody with no context is not funny it's stupid um what is he okay everybody okay here i have a better idea everybody come up with a rumor that you heard about the news he's analyzing the new zelda breath of the wild sequel to this game that's coming out invent a new rumor right now and then get that ready and tell that to him be like i heard that zelda is whatever and then say a feature he'll think that's funny and not annoying all right thanks for hanging out today everybody i had a great time super super fun thank you again to all the lovely uh folks who donated and supported and thanks to most of all you the viewer for supporting pbs your local dog dog radio station and basement okay i'm going to write point i'll be back tomorrow goodbye everybody i'll see you next time [Music] you |
yo [Music] [Music] okay yo what's up last laxer apex tuesdays are here i don't know the song yet what's up op 180 trick em oh you know what uh very important quack i didn't upload [ __ ] i knew there was one more thing i had to do in my endless sea of tasks um let's see oh yeah um yeah it's fine what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up i'm still doing sleep challenge yes sir yes sir i'm on my [ __ ] hot streak you know what i got nine hours 15 minutes of sleep yesterday i got so much sleep that i got dinged on my sleep score for getting too much sleep which i've never had happen ah did you see that the two in ten year had an aversion tonight uh i saw it on twitter sanguine phoenix gave the 11 months will this be my first thanked month holy [ __ ] it was sanguine phoenix your first thing month in 11 months how awesome is that for me what a great streamer i always catch them before the one year that's the sign of a good streamer uh oh create my accounts good call good call good call the game is already downloaded the game's already downloaded but i haven't created an apex legend account i don't believe did you see no breath of wild too yeah bro they were afraid of elden ring they're afraid of uh losing all their free game of the years to elven ring they punt it to january and then lock those down oh i'm playing on steam so i don't need an account yes the a in big a stands for apex legends true how did you know that yeah i'm secretly uh it's all been a long con i'm actually the most goaded apex legends player you're gonna find out today you don't learn today more on deep thinking of the prime swedish crane that six months take me to take me to snurch is your name like a dr seuss version of take me to church thank you for three months six months blah thank you for the two months uh makamas think about the eight thai lurgy with the 13 feeling squabby with the six good to see you all what's up hdr i can't wait to see your inspirational pathfinder and game play am i a pathfinder guy who here plays apex who who am i what kind of guy am i uh larks think of the five gifted oh my god bloodhound i'm a bloodhound guy maybe i use bloody slash a lot path is a robot just like i'm not a robot quack maybe you're mistaken i'm a human being a real person with flesh and blood and hopes and dreams who hopes that his editor will or upload the video tonight perhaps with a thumbnail of him like looking confused and like the greatest greatest internet conspiracy theories as a title perhaps and then like a picture from one of the videos uh hey i'm a mirage main is stan's life let's call stans and well you know what we'll connect stand stand stands stand stands stand stand stance stand stands stands so if you guys don't know we're playing with apex legends professional all-around massive streamer timmy tonight in bros vs pros now timmy messaged us our group and said yo nice to meet you smiley face don't [ __ ] on me please i need to look good in front of my viewers lol and then i wanted to seem cool so i said sup all caps no promises all caps like i have a [ __ ] like i'm gonna be the one taking him down as i install the game for the first time so uh always keeping it cool always keeping it classy you have to quit the tutorial i'll do that right now bang bang boom watch me speedrun this tutorial because i'm a master gamer now he's aim training it's maggie we're gonna shoot her right i should thank you my dear every story needs oh ludwig invited me to play apex legends when i smash your faces but i want to see the storyline playing your role to perfection that arnold's voice something's going wrong in the world of apex oh my god there's so much action i can't tell who's living and he's dying i'll tell you he's not dying me uh hey love hear me oh i need to buy a cool skin so everyone knows that i'm cool [ __ ] uh okay i need to set it no i need this i need to settings video uh gimme gimme that give me that borderless window oh so clean now because i'm using a nvidia geforce rtx 3090 gpu i'll just have everything crank to max oh wait it already is perfect no yo what up what's good king oh i am live just make sure you know uh then let me tell you about some dark dark secrets about ludwig uh i know i'm i'm already in where i'm in i'm in apex i'm sort of becoming an apex legend before the viewer's very eyes i love that oh you're live too yup i've been live is your stuff is just good i've been having some issues with my ops uh what was calling one just stop over yeah what's good big l oh yo big a and these are big dogs in the house daniel there's a couple big dogs right here i love that timmy is that timmy nice hello hey how's it going what's good hey timmy how's it going hey good job why did you say it like that it's my bad i could have sworn i was dealing with an adult um what are you doing done with yours what's happening here how did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that what are we talking what are you opening with i looked up the 180 best insults and i was just trying to rattle them i was trying to rattle them out of game early and off yeah i'm riding you rattled your teammates i thought you guys were going to double down timmy you're a piece of [ __ ] dude okay well i just wanted to join how's it going timmy yeah there he is uh doing all right uh you just woke up from a nap from a nap okay hey nap gang baby i'm right there with you amen amen i saw your tournament last night it went pretty swimmingly yeah we got fourth not too bad um and uh in it made me feel a little confident that we're gonna be your ass today yeah i was gonna say ludwig we invite fourth place people to do brothers trolls or is that a new honestly okay here's versus pros yeah it wasn't [Laughter] just giving us his favorite ways to maximize fps while streaming because i listen i'm not gonna say i'm i'm struggling yeah so this game is very tough on that uh are you using a single or a dual pc single and it looks great to me everything feels great to me but the stream is a little tough yeah okay so um what are you streaming off of are you shooting me off like your cpu or wii gps brought timmy [Laughter] to predator and we're whittling him down to texas this is how we attack his mental before the game okay because all right i don't know if you know this timmy we lose a lot of these a lot of these most don't go well for us i heard that you guys were doing great and the relevant one we did well some of us were we've never lost the valerian one in our lives and that's actually the only bros versus pros of uh where the three of us have won ever yeah so that's it that's a good shooter players beware yeah but you know hey we're trying to double down on apex it's there's three max so 3v1's got to mean something here [Music] uh in stan stands you keep your powerpoint presentation rolling i've tried both window capture way worse than game capture yeah so um i guess it just depends i mean i muted chat with a 30-90 i don't have to worry about any of that [ __ ] okay this all looks good to me i'm doing window capture too it don't matter because the raw performance energy this is this is true drop yourself it's literally making it so i could do whatever i want whenever i want at max settings and by the way how much you care about restarting your stream but i think for a good content i will restart my stream okay um here how about i send you my my settings real quick and you're actually a homie yeah you found that then you copy it it's so funny because i'm playing in the world's smallest window now chat oh it's like i'm playing an old call of duty oh [ __ ] my frames are good though hey it might have just been that uh it might have actually just been that to me okay can i ask you uh like a basically a personality test to see which of these characters i should make okay all right you're the pro here so let me tell you i'm a guy that likes defending his friends you know going out of his way to make his friends succeed i'm also a guy that likes to really like load will always say hey truck you're the fragger okay you're always the guy getting the kills you're always the guy making the play it's kind of bloviating timmy it's a game for ants i can't see what is the smallest dick energy character right like who gives off k you're already taking that character so i will take uh listen do you think i'm more of a pathfinder or more of a wraith tammy what you've met from me dude you're good he's right you're gonna play gibby and you're gonna like it dude what the [ __ ] are you saying what are you asking yeah yeah you're definitely from what you just said you're definitely a gibby player okay right yeah and that's a cool thing that's the coolest thing you can be in apex or uh he does probably have in competitive like a 98 bitcrate locked they call me gibby dude they call me mr gibbs yeah he is probably the most important character in this game for like defensive yeah i'll give you an example because i don't know if you play the game you just when your teammates get knocked you throw the bubble on them uh and then it forces them to push into the bubble while your humans hold and then you also rest quicker inside the bubble the buddy bubble is what i call it i'm a crypto guy myself all in on that you're not gonna play crypto going crypto all the way you're gonna add zero value don't like crypto that's the thing about crypto it adds a lot that's a lot of value actually you don't understand how quick that works it doesn't have a lot of launches nft today the times are tough though over at mogul moves that's insane oh wait i have enough you can definitely buy all the characters um i'm in how much money have you spent on this game to me good question i think i'm like are you talking about like my own money because there are times where like people have donated me to try to get like the heirloom which is like the special weapon right oh can you guys rob in this game no no no no like like a box like they opened a box like a box that's what i mean yeah yeah yeah let's open some box what if we all just open boxes [Laughter] yeah we all just drop a rack on boxes and see who cares they got it's a random chance to get an heirloom but uh you get confirmed one after you open 500 boxes [Music] it's a dollar i think you also but you get them for free too while playing to be fair okay all right so the heirloom is not like a one out of 500 chance it's like a really low chance to get their loom but if you don't ever get it it'll give you one every 500 that's what i know i dropped 60 bucks just now and i'm ready to buy you playing with us we have no we have casual skins i guess yeah i don't have any heirlooms to be kind of i mean look at my gimme skin looks so basic i need like a i don't like that i'm saying like i play this game every day that's the cosmetic apex pack chad is this working okay oh this one's my timer hey can we get back to the frames real quick i just want to make sure we're talking about frames this is flames uh for video settings you just put everything below yeah i think i think i did it uh the only thing i would recommend you to have is like your fob ability skills oh these are the sweatiest go to video settings yes sir yes sir at the very top okay um so field of view i mean it's up to you what you want to play on oh i cranked it so i could see you when you're riding around us yeah just to make sure yeah 110 is probably ideal okay perfect hacker man you do disable for fov ability scaling and then minimal first new shape absolutely i was thinking the same thing that will help with like um this game kind of gives people motion sickness sometimes because like it moves a lot so that helps with that um disabled he's calling you a boomer stance okay i'm actually about to put him in the dirt now he shouldn't have given me all this power that's the problem uh you have to lower my frames otherwise i'm absolutely one-tapping everyone i went clipping everyone's skin i got an epic skin he said don't make fun of me i feel like we should go back to not uh uh how do i bring your party with you sure i'm i'm in your party oh is that el ludwigo and what do you think of 76. hold up i love this game this game is sick dude i tried to tell you guys it's a good game wait what level are you timmy uh 74. he's like how do we how do we play against timmy uh i have yeah i got that also i got the custom server all set but before we do that we all need to change our titles if they aren't i'm very sad right now and by we all i mean the three of us the rest i'm done and done and ready to roll okay sorry because i'm a hashtag apex partner now i already got that uh where do i uh buy the most expensive loot box by 500 time click on just go to store apex packs and then you can purchase 10 for easy clap are you buying loot boxes as we're trying to play no rod wig i'm doing something else okay let me let me get the server going one second no beakers check [Music] oh did you get anything good in your crates i didn't open crazy wait why not because i'm focusing on the gameplay am i kidding [Music] this is this is all going to go perfectly well to me it usually goes smoother i'm not even looking at your back you're opening them no scope that's why i go to iron range by myself i heard um that you were grinding firing right before stream of course i i always do that yeah how do you bounce off walls and [ __ ] it's part of my routine when you go up against the back what are you trying to play titanfall no he he bounces off walls he slides and he jumps into the wall and ping pongs off of it and then i try it it doesn't work okay i i'm having a i think it's a resolution issue uh timmy i can't select i can't select the tournament thing in game mode i'm gonna i'm gonna lose my mind um correct and then there's like a little trophy i practiced this afternoon it's unclickable oh right so the reason why it's unpredictable yeah you're in a party with him you're so smart to me i wanted to test you to make sure that you were actually the apex master yeah fast flying colors that's cool okay i'm gonna put the code in i'm gonna create it and then i'm going to give you guys the peons the peasants the player token all right wait so okay so okay so okay i was going to do the same thing you were going to do you want to do it i want to get his history i want to know where he came from and where he's going all right were you always an apex player what games you play before this when you start streaming uh so let me see i mean it kind of defends because i used to stream a long time ago like after high school okay i wanted to be a streamer uh and i streamed like league of legends pub g cs go um just a lot of variety and then i kind of was like more of a realm rally streamer at the time yeah win the game the rare squad building huh what'd you say like the furnace and you could you could like upgrade your weapons in it yeah yeah and it has the chickens when you get them yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you were one of the three rum royale streamers yes exactly you and sony if i remember yeah sony was the other one yes yeah i remember okay all right so um yeah then afterwards it didn't really work out so i went back to oh i went to college for my first year and then i failed all my classes and i was like oh [ __ ] well this is not looking good so then i went back to streaming uh yeah thank god it worked the second time you shared that all three of us didn't go to asu you can't fail out as dumb as we all are that's one out of five baby hey hey it's not bad not bad odds don't put you on the deans of asu for that oh yeah that's pretty much it i mean i just kind of uh started playing apex and then i was like so i'm sorry were you uh oh you can go for it sorry go for it yeah he's he i know him as the guy he's selling himself short he's the go who did the bronzer predator challenge which is the first time i ever watched apex legends yeah because everyone in my chat was like there's a guy who is playing apex legends until he dies yeah one stream he's straight yeah he's crazy one stream he went from bronze to predator which is kind of like in a way we're almost the same because like in one stream like i got the most subs on like twitch it was like that was my predator so i i've kind of done what you've done and you've done what i've done don't worry no i'm just thinking of a really funny joke by a total jackass who was super arrogant it's a different person though i think we put the cart before the horse here can we get some drakes in chat for the three award winners in this call oh oh so true almost almost the quadra it's all about being nominated though right we don't agree about that like four nominees true hey three wins and one big way didn't you win like best valerie streamer or something you're the best gamer ever in the history oh you won best gamer no no no no no i won the valerie award okay but you know i'll take him i'll take any dubs that's actually crazy to be a go today big streamer and win festival well you're raining right yeah i no not right now but i was you could be i feel like you could be radiant maybe i don't know i'm washing enough okay really you're not why you're you're being humble you guys are about to beat me in the apex bros first pose and violent one here's our question we have access to custom servers arena other maps what is the best way to play against you what would show like your prowess i think we should probably do 1v1s first so that when i beat you we can just close this down but after that what what would make this easier for us um so there's a mode in this uh this lobby that you can do it's called arenas so it's pretty much like a buy system where uh it's like a i guess i guess like we all have currency and then you guys just buy your weapons and then you start at one side on the other side and you guys meet in the middle let me just fight it's usually a 3v3 but um it limits me from getting like the best loot you know what i mean um right right what if we get the best loot you know what i'm saying do i join i put a code in our group chat all you do is click on in the bottom left where it says like trios or duos that's like the game selector click that and then click on the trophy in the top right and you'll put in the code that i gave you do i have to be by myself for that yes because that's the problem that i had and i looked like a fool okay okay you click on trios or duos and then you click in the bottom right uh and then top right there's a trophy oh yeah yeah yeah and then put in that code that i gave you oh yeah yeah y'all all right i'm popping that goat i'm opening crafting medals legendary crafting medals doesn't sound great i'm not that's big that's big for us uh it could be good though yeah i mean you can use that to buy other things i can make whatever i want yeah it's the real win it's the gift card of gifts it's like a good education you know it can take you anywhere it's like a library card man why does it mute me it's like a library card uh can i try and type your password in game chat down there yeah it shows up as asterisks try it yourself guys got it oh [ __ ] all right i'm gonna be they're really the detection systems fire what did you what don't please don't type slurs until the detection system lets it through uh all right i'm gonna take this code and you told me exactly what to do you said go to the top right play well first the bottom left to select like trios or duos and you're gonna then go to the top right and click the trophy no i just i'm in the triple firing range he queued up he's in a game he's going bronze to fred yeah i could do it too by the way you're not the only one it might take me a little longer sagan has anyone else done bronze predator don't ask me more of a timing question than anything [Laughter] dude he won't know if anyone else has done like bronze to predator that like is yours has anyone else done it uh i mean from my knowledge no i don't think so i know there's people who try to do it and they've done like bronze to masters no i see yeah i've seen some people trying to do the sabbath on too doesn't work outside i haven't i've known how to stop comparing we're the same means you stream yourself sleeping and he got to the highest rank of a really popular game sometimes you got to take a nap actually i guess timmy did not do that let us begin with basic movement complete the checklist are you figuring this out no well it turned out that the game requires you to do some sort of uh and i heard the world record is three minutes and i'm already a minute in so oh that's great i love that for you i love that for you oh so timmy how are things uh things are good i mean how old how old are you i'm pretty sure you're like 25 23 dude you're 23. yeah bro no you're thinking of me i'm 25. he's 23. 23. wow you're so young too what the heck yeah that's crazy bro yeah we all have our whole lives ahead of us is 44. i am actually that's the place have you met my sons we're just doing some good old-fashioned family fun the only reason what oh yeah as i said the only reason why i thought you were so like i guess like 25 was because like you're going to say the only reason i thought you're so old 25. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no obviously the only reason why you're 20 i thought 25 is because when i saw like the obviously i could watch like the how you became you know of your past or the story kind of yeah the story of ludwig it kind of seemed like you were older than 23. the field is full microphone scuffed to you guys or is it just me gus yeah sounds good like it's got like a little crackling it's communications i have very nice ears that's why i'm good at this game i can i can sound good they call them nicer they may even shed blood you've got to get through that then i'm going to beat toriel the same day i beat timmy a top player that's a tutorial to timmy that's the new it's so much better than bronze the radius t to t who's the apex goat apex goat of all time yeah dude say yourself uh no no no it's definitely not me i mean i definitely think it has to be like dizzy i think dizzy was like the guy who just kind of hi friend you know he's the one who challenged but that was his casual [Laughter] that's almost true it's been four years 24 years i guess i guess dude go for me it was 15 years ago for atrial fibrillation it doesn't work like that you were in high school 15 years ago that's not true it's true that is true that is true no that's not dude that never works don't don't do that that's that there's never worked in the house oh no sorry no go ahead you you could talk to your stream i'm just wondering what you're saying no no no oh i mean i'm just talking to my check because i mean whatever i ever okay so i'll give you a good example of twitch chat in the apex category so everyone thinks somebody is a god [Music] they all have their favorite streamer in mind in apex and if you don't like you give me the um that question of like who is it the greatest of all time oh they were all like raging yeah yeah i said i said dizzy right and they're like wait but it's not like it's not issue or it's not you playing on tsm for years now winning tournaments what are you talking about that actually would mauled me yeah so i'm glad that they're putting you off right now remember chat literally always is like it's like they always type their favorite streamer and why they're the greatest and then they're like okay then they start giving reasonings why their schumer is the best and then you know why this other humor isn't as good it's just like and then i just kind of i always just tell the child my breath like why does this even matter guys you know yeah it's a stupid question i was thinking too yeah anyone who asked it h you're gonna enjoy this game seven seconds six five you have a countdown two it says ending training on my screen oh greg you're great i'm ready is your chat saying perhaps that i'm the goat to me any one of them oh yeah for sure they said that you're the uh the oldest yeah yeah no they mean most experience that cause in this game they mean like no i mean being the oldest is sometimes best because you have the most knowledge and experience you know yeah true of the three years you narcs uh okay so now is my mic fixed by the way yes yeah it sounds great actually lovely lovely uh i'm picking what stands when i'm in the okay in the left here where it says trios click that and then at the top right there's a little uh trophy click that and then paste the code i gave you so what is this so we're gonna do um arena which is supposed to be 3v3 but we're going to do 3v1 and it's like kind of round based you you you buy your loadout that we can just constantly rest right why can't we just always send one out and then bring two oh i mean no we could we could just do king's canyon not tell him where we're landing boot up and pray yeah i mean we could do multiple things we could try doing arenas where it's like a small map it's a small part of the map where there's like a barrier and it starts closing in oh we're just getting right into it okay yeah you know the best there are other stuff like we can actually play the real map and we can just land somewhere random and fight each other you know because the zones eventually close and you guys can get as much loot as you want let's go baby if you also want we could do something where like i'm by myself and you guys are three on a team and then we have like our chats join and then have a kind of like a zombie mode where they try to punch us out i did something like that before oh that sounds so fun yeah can you do can you do fists only no you just kind of have to pray that your yeah follow the rules it will follow the rules because it's no fun you know what i mean yeah if they cringe um yeah all right we have to bet on twitch chat not being cringed some tough odds i wouldn't take that in vegas i mean i mean i've never actually had that problem i mean they i think it's more uh fun and it has like better content you know i think i'm talking about will be atrial actually following the rules all right we got big gib oh look at my skin yes sir oh dude you look good yes sir all right i'm going to break his ankles boys you're not crypto no i'm valkyrie you're valkyrie and your mic is back to cracking no is it sloth lover 4 is now the pathfinder the icy one you got the ice ones yeah i see everyone does that that's why i like it it was the best investment i've ever made all right and timmy here is pathfinder as well yeah zero br wins and then i buy whatever i want and obviously because i'm known for my snipersmanship are you though i grab a rampage that's free oh zambia is the compound bow good stance when i play this game that didn't exist uh it's better it's better now you know i think it's not super op but it's okay all right let's go boys how do you how do you how do you find him he'll find us oh he's actually shooting at me already say hello to my little friend i'm afraid all right i can tell i got to verbally beat him because i there he is all right where's he let me i don't know he's just shot he's knocked drop your bubble hey i'm fine i'm vibing i'm vibing there we go i got a bubble oh my god he's nasty peek me peek me [ __ ] peek me oh wait i'm in just chill chill come here what what he's finishing me i got you i got you i got you i'll pick you up i got you i gotta lock down pick me up path find your brother oh yes yes yes okay good warm-up round everyone we're still in it goddammit you can't die and then beg for me to revive you you should have been quicker you're in a river i wasn't a nice nook i didn't even get i didn't even get my shot okay round two boys we get more money here the problem i want you guys to not ever talk to me this is everyone in their first game of league of legends my mental stack is overloaded i am buying the sniper rifle and i'm just gonna pick them up just once happened yeah you're known for that one tap liberty they call you in bed okay don't call me that in the background oh yeah yeah if you hold space you can you can fly you can um hover and stuff so that's how you get your cue rockets off i'm speaking a different language right now for him should i enable like choke or disable my choke how are we feeling about that tim paul you've gotta hey hey hey where are you and i'm vegan all right sloth holder come on come with me sloth lever here i need to get shield oh no god damn it i'm alive i'm alive he thought he got me but he didn't he made a huge mistake dead again i'm not dead i'm not dead i am knocked down actually i am dead i slept over i need you i'm in a nook i'm not rezzing you i think he's close to us buddy no no i was in a low ground but now i'm in a higher ground oh let me i know you got my back on this one yes sir yes sir that's what i'm talking about okay we stayed again dude he missed by a mile oh my god oh my god oh my god oh he missed by a mile and i'm healing up hey honest honest honestly swinging boys boys shouldn't be scratched oh boys i got him i got him for me every time everybody hey boys i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry boys you forgot about me back here i'm just a big fan you know yeah yeah no i get that it's just uh the ring's closing you [Laughter] [Laughter] we all take shotguns we run together that's what i'm thinking yes peacekeeper okay okay i have a legendary car smg i'm gonna i'm gonna just i'm gonna pull down it's a pull down situation oh classic pull down i'm torqued watching this one again okay boys you ready hey hey boys hey you're hey hey arms hey boys yeah you're far your voice you're you're not moving well i was loaded in here oh i'm following oh where's the wall the movements get kind of crispy that when you do the slide yeah the movement is the best part of the game it's so fun like titanfall if you ever played that hey come here this way you gonna hurt me he's trying to hurt us but he doesn't know that our friends all right all right he's he's he's east bound he's actually tapping me he's tapping me but my movement's too coated oh my god he can't catch me because my movement is too coated okay close charging shields all right see andrew come with me or what we're getting up yet again wait what if we just wait for the ring to get small i mean that's that is gameplay i don't like your tone you're coming up with nothing all right it's actually so true across the bridge oh my god he's so cringe no he's he's cringy but he can't hit because he doesn't know that my movement is too [ __ ] goated okay how did you know i was there how did you know did you just keep the streams open is that what you're doing to do a modern situation all right hey boys you ready you know that rest situation with me [Music] all right he thinks he's good he doesn't know cracked cracked cracks he has no armor oh he's one shot yeah i little my little boy i'm not even trying to i'm healing no he got me down somehow he's cheated no he's not cracked get him just just spam it on him he's cracked now he's quiet [Laughter] okay we run this back we never lose to make it good for the video let's actually try now let's not also hide the fact that he's been listening to our really smart game oh actually true we could have maybe snuck up on him yeah yeah so maybe timmy maybe mute this one yeah definitely def in this round definitely remake and we'll bring the heat oh okay wait the leg fellas would you want we're going to say art re oh no no this time just definite we'll play it out the same way but you definitely and this time we'll our columns will make the difference how do i play from here uh you're good you're good ready all right we're good we're gonna do a new map just join team two let's go dude we're gonna we're gonna rock him on this one he's definitely okay so let's be real we're getting we're getting owned [Laughter] if you get tagged you can hit four and you you'll use your meds to heal yourself or like your guys okay i have to i have to to say i just leaked the [ __ ] code wait do we get one free game and then we change next game or what i think we're in the game where we're good yeah we'll figure it out that's fine okay we'll do this one we'll change code next time yeah okay thank you but we only have a few codes so yeah we have like two backup codes so yeah yeah the next code i just forgot that the code was on my screen it's okay yeah no worries no worries no worries there's already posted one of the codes on ebay because i need a little side hustle for this we're down to one basically okay all right stephanie i'm teaching up we're going to teach this yeah everyone tell us if the sky's blue next you [ __ ] get [ __ ] yeah i know how to heal i did the tutorial did you i didn't see you guys doing it in that oppressor he's time me he's on me sometimes you know what i mean it is so funny okay there's one character with wall hacks oh that's bloodhound maybe you could try that one no i have a balcony i'm a gibby mane i've also muted the squad and if you're gonna continue this i won't unmute i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry my fault the most toxic player [Laughter] i love if you guys talk i will hey you can buy upgrades for the guns you buy between rounds by clicking it twice should you just keep the same gun is that the best strat uh i mean it depends on what gun you're good with he's probably just going to buy he's going to buy re45 like the 301 would probably be good for you guys in assault rifles starting round two is there a grenade launcher i can't even afford a 301 bro no no run two round one you gotta get a little crazy round one i am going the wingman bro you okay all right i trust yeah i'm going for the bow i've always been a bow guy and i'm getting my big shout out your med kits on the left by the way yeah i got a bunch of them because i always use them why is everyone freaking out what's wrong wait what's wrong with the gun i just picked what'd you buy the wingman you have to be good i mean well you are good it's the deacon it's just the disney there easy easy easy boy i can have an arm shield too okay he's he's using a pistol now from now on so okay [Laughter] you can't die because you need to shield and pick us up no i understand that oh yeah no damn it i got you all right come back come back i'm down again i've been doing what the [ __ ] is happening oh he's close he's close he's close i'm i'm i'm blocking him use your shield hr okay friend he's actually so nasty i thought he wasn't allowed to use the bow yeah he has okay he's got a pistol uh okay um the problem is he didn't miss a lot of shots that yeah okay now try the 301 i'm i think you guys might like it give me the thrill one card upgrading it yeah yeah yeah and i'm waiting let's go all right okay you just right click we all rush right and get around and get him get on his ass yeah yeah all right yeah true as fast as we can use the movement rather than trying to flank him we should all rush down the middle okay and kill him okay okay and then if that doesn't work next time we're camping let's go let's go let's go straight on the middle just [ __ ] tap it what's my cue ability rockets rockets oh nope look at us you just rock it does it get multiple of them or no recharge he's actually a humane bot come okay come bubble bubble bubble bubble i don't have time to bubble but i do have time to kill him definitely i got him oh i attacked him like a million bazillion damage add that up dude why don't we finish him off nice try [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it i had him bro adam what are you doing out there what are you doing seriously dude seriously that's on me it was on you i asked we could all agree you just did not care about the team is that it i'm with you that one is great double upgrade more med kits because i only use one parameter wait grenades pro if we all buy grenades and just chuck em what are the odds what do you mean what are the odds he's gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] on us do the math do the math dude what are the odds of what all right all right can we all can't please can we all camp yeah yeah let's flank hard left hard left hard left stance even harder even harder all right okay he we are losing because he we are coming to him he needs to come for us yes he does need to come pardon us come for us now yeah okay what if we just sit right where i'm standing right here see this how is he ever gonna get us here he'll have to come around okay just remember to bubble if one of us gets knocked you bubble and you pick us up how do you i'll oh my god it's right behind me he's cracked he's cracking oh heal oh i getting real he's off oh right oh my god dude he is the terminator how the [ __ ] did he get there so fast sloth over heal me did we lose okay okay our screens are all grey but i'm sure we won dude [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude cause you're both pathfinder and i look and then i look around and i'm like how'd you get behind me okay holy [ __ ] that was a horror movie you can zambia only now okay all right jimmy i wa i would like to offer a challenge for all of us yeah okay i think none of us are allowed to use heals let's run it back no heals no yeah oh you can use whatever well not whatever gun don't leak code oh we have to change code we have to choose are we in already yeah yeah new code new code new code okay do not leak code i would not leak a code ever in my ever that's not his thing he doesn't do that i've never done that they call it no leak timmy i'm not sure what's happening all the time in tournaments right where people just leak the code yeah but we're on a 10-minute delay and they change it every single game so it's not like no they already thought of that yep i think no healing's best right because a truck and i don't know how to heal well i know how to press four but i don't have time i don't know how to mix it in dude i don't you scared the [ __ ] out of me honestly [Laughter] if there is no uh it would be a lot harder for me for sure okay no heels that's the plan because we cracked you a couple times a new code for you guys who are you most afraid of probably me right because i was like so intimidated with my movement or dude that's why i focused you every single day that's what i thought i did that's what i thought all right one second i'm grabbing a water i'll be right back and we'll run all right take your time take your time all right i'm in i'm in uh we also just needed to be team one that was a big difference true oh i'm typing in the code not leaking perfect i love that i'm so talk to me what's what's this bloodhound about ah so you know how your cube was missiles that you shot us with uh yeah yeah yeah imagine if instead of shooting us with missiles you scanned the area and wall hacked him like uh like you just like it just scans like a uav yeah it's like it's a you know cone go out i mean don't we just know where he is at all times though that's not really a problem yeah but sometimes he gets a way to heal and if we could scan like remember what he went behind the sign through wall the the very skilled ability in this game where you press the button and you get all the background and i'm ready to dominate sarcastic timmy no no no no no only good players play that and i'll be a bloodhound mane forever wait blood i was when they can see through walls yeah all right level you igl give us some comments tell us where he is well you have it's like every 25 seconds or something yeah and and your entire team gets to see it so like yeah we all see it oh well then shut up let me just speak [ __ ] clear you should be playing gibraltar oh no no because i'm i'm actually mastering gibraltar and atriox after losing a gunfight first of all that fight was close after you have this game too you guys could pick my character if you want perfect perfect that's what we need that's going to help us that's first of all we're going to win this without that because what are you going to do with caustic timmy that's what i'm going to say we're not going to walk on the barrels we're not going to walk on the barrels well said stands i know what you're talking about too that is well said [Laughter] oh lava lava action i am a lava guy yeah someone in my chat said the one shield i use is actually good all right and that's the only message i'm bringing for the entire night waiting for players muted the thing is if i shield myself when i panic get shot that means i bubbled my body which means i used it perfectly i i i want to say your bubble was perfect unfortunately right i was right next to you and your teammates weren't so then yeah he wasn't trapped with you you were drafted with him yeah exactly exactly got it anyone want a trio shut the [ __ ] up all right we're in baby we're in okay this will be here okay okay so i think that's top left bloodhound it is bloodhounds you don't have any movement i'm gonna mute again okay gotta get it finally okay guys here's my strat this time i have his stream open nice that doesn't help us we cheat your blood i'll know where he is yeah the map is probably compound ability based off where i see him yeah you've converted it to real life oh he's still pathfinder cringe yeah that's fine okay uh i feel like i'm kind of a wingman guy how many are you hitting a lot of shots with a wingman [Laughter] why are you saying it like no no a lot of stink a lot of i'm the burst they are kind of guy yes that makes sense for me all right we're gonna we're gonna go to the middle and if that's a building we're gonna camp it boys guys can we try my grenade strategy one time for the yeah yeah what's the grenade button though yeah jeez straight to the building didn't buy one but all right straight to the building let's go you did it by grenade yeah i didn't watch it we hide in here and then we scan yeah that's it he's here he's right behind the door punch it he's gone he's like batman dude like a rape he's like [ __ ] batman all right other door where'd he go he's on this side he's on this side get him get him get him get him get him get him oh my god he's scared he's good heal up we're good we're good just go back and feels like [ __ ] neo in the matrix dude i got this check this out he's he's he's northbound okay you'll have scan soon get ready okay if he comes on the right side i'll pop one is going dude he's over there he's so scared of me we're just camping this is so cool this is so cool wrinkle clothes baby this is cool [ __ ] he's got ring he's got rings i need shields i see him i see him he's behind how do i say directions ping ping ping just just pink just pink all right oh my god oh [ __ ] he's tapping me how do i cue my cue's not back you know what timmy tap this [ __ ] i missed everything i didn't see him you know what timmy oh my god this is so hard i got eyes on him god i said you have to buy if you want more than one scan you pinged him nice oh i thought no healing was just for him bro he's out of the ring chad if you think we're not healing you've got [ __ ] psychopaths i didn't think oh heels then immediately yeah no no you okay okay all right he's moving like a [ __ ] demon over he's over there twice hands i'm bubbling all right you know i got a bubble with mission fight ah he's in the bubble oh i'm gonna be one i'm gonna be wetting him get him get him get him let's go let's go we do good at cheating around these parts we do a bit of scamming so all we had to do was watch a stream lie about healing camp the center okay i didn't say no shielding i said no healing i thought i thought there was a difference right right right okay i'm actually gonna do no healing but my genius idea is i thought only timmy couldn't heal i'm going to be honest i didn't say no healing for everyone oh that let me just do no healing but i'm going to buy the item to res stands if you go a little adventurous and then we can shield res you and it'll give you max fields way wait are we not healing are we healing uh timmy said we can heal he expects us to heal we can heal all right right here oh my god oh timmy welcome to the welcome to the show dude [ __ ] you're fighting a [ __ ] true aimer what does that mean he's killing us that's what it means can i get a ping where is he on us where is he tagged 45 shields alone um okay uh can pick me up [ __ ] no no why don't we open the door oh god he's moving i'm dead he's sick i'm gonna grab his leg and bite it block him body block him fight the leg he must have been one agent i should have touched i sure should have clutched i should have scanned this is where we close it up this is what we show we're made of it's a song it's a good song oh boys you can get out of the menu by the way i'm hearing my chess tell me you guys are staying in the menu once you buy that's why i was like hey are you guys coming that one time i have been waiting the entire full minute yeah right give me in this door dude oh yeah this is our home base this is where i feel at home i see dora i am happy this is my dogs and me in the in the in the base you got eyes no yeah oh he's looting once you put a couple of these bullets timmy why can't i shoot him through the wall okay i think our best bet is just a mental overload and by [ __ ] sprinting at him and dying all right [ __ ] it run it oh he's he's looking at me bubble yeah i'm looking right at him he can't do [ __ ] about it because my [ __ ] nasty bubble you just escaped your bubble and got lit up i am down jason this guy's a body he's actually a body uh stop come come heal me come help me boys wait he's actually he's actually really low warming finish him oh he's [ __ ] how did he get there oh [Music] okay here's what i have learned from my short time playing this game yeah we as a unit aren't great wow timmy has pretty good aim uh-huh but he can't heal so let's just [ __ ] him up you know love that so true good speech king where's my ammo this way this is i'd never use them we're always laying on the hip fire i don't understand the point of my um cue it's it scans him yeah but i can't wallbang and i know where he is anyway oh do you know where he is because you literally screamed i don't know where he is when he said he was low well no no editor please cut that part in the references all right where is this guy why don't i just pick like an orange skin that blends in with the map and then you have a good idea of shooting me on the care package see grabbing all the loot like the cringe lord come on timmy peek i don't know okay you're the shield guy you can't die don't miss peak oh he's oh my god where are the creatures shield drop the bubble hey left side left side left side all right the bubble was a waste but okay no i was hit am i bad all right stands you and me moving coordination he's right here hit him nice good scan good scan oh my god oh yeah everywhere he thinks he can out move me oh god oh [ __ ] where you paying them [ __ ] all right close in on him closing on his ass ping him oh he's sniping me oh he thinks he got me but he doesn't cause he's stupid he'll heal up he'll bubble and he'll follow 14 14. i tagged him i don't have any more 14 is the insane number to call out 14 what does that mean 14 he did 14 shield damage he might be coming in 14 hey 14 14. oh he's got he doesn't have zone no i'm tired of the zone if i get out though my team will save me for sure he's no armor normal he's lit he's lit no armor i'm sure one of my families will save me for sure i'm healing oh he stays he's one shot he's one shot stance shut up let's go let's go let's go oh we're dominating him i i can't ride him it's not over baby it's not over i don't like the 301 carbine chat is there a better gun i don't mean use whatever's good for you is sentinel good uh don't use any snipers what are you doing just get that ava upgrade it and run it you know all right i got a new plan i'm gonna guardian angel you fools i'm gonna revive you when you get down okay i will not i will not die when one of you goes down you should be shield res andy and then we the squad boy is in there okay materials here so wait i'm kind of i shouldn't be here then here i am when my dogs fall as they inevitably will wait are we he's he's slow reloading okay come chill come come come come yeah yeah yeah just call me daddy and i'll do it daddy what is happening here voice [ __ ] i cracked him though [ __ ] did you crack him oh wait he hit the wind by two oh good we still win we're still in it yeah baby okay okay i've got a strat you guys ready follow me said that yeah call the baby homemade come here come here come here come here come here oh god i'm with you oh my oh again yeah you have to buy it take phone take the zip take the zip boys push full speed we're gaming this is gaming i don't know how you did the last part oh you can't do that part okay look for him yeah obviously i'm doing that yeah scan what he's over there he's over there i gotta kill i gotta heal don't push the bush oh shields please again kids [Laughter] all right we got a fortified front command center use the bubble to peek on him hit 19. there we go now we're now we're now we're talking networking with gas does he ever run into ammo chat if that's your plan we're gonna [ __ ] starve him we have zone we have zone how do you change what items in your heel slot four uh hold four hold four hole how long on bubble magic the bubble's gone bro i don't see his head how does he keep hitting me you know what's funny he's gonna cross this corner i'm gonna blast him dude he's not gonna know what's happening he's running through other side of the side come pick me up pick me up nice try i appreciate that i do appreciate that if you can't ask for a rest there yeah yeah you have to ask for a rest but you know he's gonna come thirsty i have to surgery so if he's gonna throw he's gonna be there with his gun out yeah and you're and he's not looking at you he was one shot friends first hey friends oh lud you can you can hold fire the 301. i did i did i i hit him how much health at the end uh maybe like 60. that's close that's close dude it was so annoying you kept shooting me and then i couldn't see you yeah why chad have you ever played tim my chat is saying you should be carrying and you hit him for 19. chat what are you [ __ ] saying absolutely true amen it's like boxing smoke i can't touch this man timmy i have a question is it not frowned upon to use aimhacks in in your game or is that that's just normal you just your guy doesn't care that you cheat or no they're okay with it okay all right cool yeah it's a different scene i that's guess right all right all right now we're going to pick his champ okay i want you to be lifeline and let's run it back lifeline okay yeah can i use heels or no not in this one i mean i thought we talked about it okay can i use my drone because my drone fuels timmy timmy i mean yeah you can you can drop the drone you can drive you can drop the drone all right you can drive if you want to work around okay that's fine go for it go for it sure whatever you know what's my ult with gibby uh so he throws down artillery strike kit yeah there's a bunch of explosions so if i put that on top of you you're dead for sure well he just he zips away oh he's not zip anymore but yeah zip now he would slowly walk away okay one second yeah i would not buy it and we're gonna use it to beat him timmy i cracked you a couple times there huh yeah you're actually doing uh big work hey we won a round that was good we went two rounds yeah the second round you were doing so much damage to me lud yeah the 301 carbine i was just kind of picking you off i mean honestly you just let yourself open it's like that's my gun really yeah i literally use that gun only yeah generally more of a sniper myself but you know smaller map kind of tougher to make it happen yeah yeah don't try nature kind of the big dog's talking here if you want to drop me oh yeah two pros talking a little bubble over there yeah well the bubble's kind of helpful though good bubble oh it's not helpful when you spot it first thing gives you like a base of operations he jumps in and kills you immediately i feel like you should get them that's what i'm thinking you know i think we're getting better can i buy more bubbles uh yeah i think so actually yeah if i can buy four or five bubbles we won't lose yeah but there's still a cooldown right nope sorry sorry you're right okay i am noticing timmy right now asking is chad if you should give us a free one okay that that hurts that happens unless he gives it to his good friends have we gotten a free one well okay virtual wow weren't you all did give us a free one i didn't know in the moment but richard will just stop playing for big swaths of the game he went and made a coffee okay okay i'm gonna i'm gonna beat his ass hey while we're here let's shout out our friends at apex legends for making today's roses pros possible so true um the main thing we want to tell you guys is pete what are you doing here what oh that's okay well i'll keep going then uh it is the uh year three anniversary of apex legends they released a bunch of new stuff it's one of the best times to get into the game you're gonna get into the game uh now is a good time to join i myself i'm just getting the game now as you can see i'm already a master at it so if any one of you want to do uh what i'm doing here uh you can join the base legends right now it's a great time crush that me and you we crushed that what's my voice just not answering my questions now i get it i'm sorry i don't know i don't i couldn't understand what you were saying hey i got three shields boys you know how to buy i got three shields and a mozambique that means we are going to scanning the area oh big skin we caught him okay he's close to the left now we know he's to the right genius sloth over take us away uh i'm just vibing looking for him that is laughable isn't it laughable because of my movement being what it is oh wait we're kind of not together again let's stick together it works better that is a classic situation how are you climbing this wall hold space crazy your movement is an auto switch all right check this out gives a little space reloading okay that did not work out and i'll cover he's gonna push me he's gonna push me no no i'm watching i'm watching i'm shielded i feel like oh i got him a punch i actually did get him a bunch right here i'm i'm got i'm where i am is where he is he's healing with his head he's nowhere i mean he's living with his drugs he's got no health you can push him what is he doing he's dancing on me he's doing thriller on me or something what the [ __ ] was that cutscene timmy oh me on me oh no he's running away he's scared he's on me on me on me on my body okay he's actually going for the finisher ludwig imagine shooting him i'm sneaking around that's crazy you didn't get the drop on him at all he got the full finisher oh you got the care package oh this is fine this is fine you win these jimmy's toxic dude when you're that close don't need idiots you're fine you're fine idiots if you want king scan imagine my god out playing him in the clutch wow what what did you just get meleed he went for behind oh [ __ ] bro damn you didn't have no idea what was going on that's fine that's fine and this [ __ ] guy the comedian he is he has like a like a stupid-ass stream lab element deck panel clicks a button and then does a little emoticon after killing me doing the [ __ ] pond pond guy watches ninja once dude changed his whole life in high school drops out of college goes to [ __ ] apex no i get it timmy okay okay that wasn't bad though it wasn't bad why did he have armor when i fought him though chad that was weird right uh he finishers give you shield so when you let him dance on our bodies no heels what do you mean he's using his drone to heal no no no no no john doesn't give shields it only gives health oh i see dude the sliding is so sick in this game actually it is it is actually super sick keep your eyes open boys this game would be fun to grind for steve ellis safe roasty i'm always down to play apex with my boys all right good skin good skin where is he thinking okay i'm down uh bubble bubble bubbling i'm gonna bubble you in just one second yay did i did i hit it hit what what are you talking about he's on the global goal oh no okay where are you where are you big egg i'm in my bubble baby call me bow boy i love that i love that how do i see him you got it you got it no see i think the thing is aatrox are an aggressive player we need to put him on an aggressive character stan i'm just going to stop running in and dying first all right let's let's oh i need i'll do a live stream all right i will follow you king i'm going to follow you in all right all right on me on me on me everyone come on through my grenade that'll do it hey come on come on all right i'm coming well i'm here we're going to go through this portal the bubble butcher they call me that's what they call timmy dude nope you're wrong yeah they kind of call them cringe carl in the apex scene okay all right everyone here we are okay your hands are pushing what'd i say what i say say frosty boy he should have right that wasn't sound he's in front where is he all right i see him all right he thinks what if we drop a thermite on him you should all right thermite out pink if you see him i'm i'm lost ah [ __ ] he's got me i'm down but i'm right behind you a little bit and you can't see me so you want to drop a quick heal i'm not i'm right next to you bro oh that is you that would be the time he's correct he's actually so low don't kill me he's so low oh it's just me and you are alive by yourself the zone killed me the zone is doing its work okay here's the problem that i'm seeing i don't know we're good we're good you got this actually too good oh i did so much damage oh he was actually one shot i'm not even saying that to [ __ ] with you i was one shot i always one shot oh i i know he was shot i cracked him what do you mean i know he's one shot that don't cringe go again again again again again again again okay okay lifeline was bad and you by the way i don't hey i don't want to be a rule stickler you did cheat we will cut that as a win a bit of a hustle i'll cut it from my youtube video you know no shields and you use a finisher it's i like technically use heels i got healed by the game oh yeah yeah yeah i know you know i was smoking okay great morning [Laughter] let's just try it again sam's new champ you pick a chamfer pick a champ for him uh yeah he can play um wait why don't we make him play gibby oh yeah gibby actually do they have captain jablomy in this game crazy everyone wants me to play mirage but i don't know how you guys feel no no no no because they just want you to get a clip of a truck shooting the fake and then you [ __ ] knifing him come on what would you guys say is your favorite part about recognizing the fake mine is well on three say timmy what's your favorite part about fertilizing the fake of mirage like how to figure it out yeah like i have my own ways to figure it out what are the ways you use oh uh i mean he they all have audio but i think his is a little bit louder like his character is just a little bit like the real one the real one's louder i think so yeah that's kind of a crazy way to figure it out but i guess that could work for a medium level player what about you stan do you have any other ways to know that you use i don't know i think we're gonna we're gonna literally get styled on it's like an alien when the aliens moving through the ship killing us one by one it's like a mogus i'm good at that game oh man okay we got this we got this sorry to close a bunch of tabs perfect let's go i'm ready baby i'm ready i'm pumped mm-hmm you know the worst part about this i used to really like timmy i thought he's such a sweet really nice huge [ __ ] yeah i'm such a vitriol for him because he kills me in game and it makes me mad i don't think bloodhound makes sense for me i know i think you could do valkyrie but the thing is i never saw you use jetpack or shoot rockets it was my second damn game oh i know that's what i'm just that's why i'm just wondering i didn't mean to lock bloodhound chat but i was it might be good i like your bloodhound because we figure out where he is and that'll help and we'll do it that's the only thing that i do though the other guy i jet pack all we need to do is figure out where he is and then all shoot him at the same time i i don't want to sew dissension here my chest is telling me sure you don't know how to heal still i know how to heal i just often think it's not the right choice you just never do ever not about knowing i want you to just get grenades every round right you know i haven't thrown everything i've done a bunch actually i haven't thrown a grenade i know i want you to start all right i'm popping some grenades and i'm buying the guardian angel and what i'm going to do is i'm not even going to bring a gun i'm literally bringing the mozambique shotgun i i upgraded my shotgun i'm just going to swing at him and hope for the best swing together though what if we just stay here what if we say right here stance right here there's no zone no zone dude what are you talking about we have to get this one look at the circle look at the map look at that okay okay so let's get in the zone and then just camp in it under the river under the river oh okay going low ground huh makes oh and if he if he comes out from there okay remember he's going to send a clone out and we're going to try not to get baited by it he talked not too far you're good there you go there turn to the battle return the battle to the battle yolo brothers and arms hey look at me look at me wait i just found okay we can do this okay we can do this from the gods he has his fake guy i scanned it okay oh there's a package i'm gonna throw a bubble on it we're gonna get it ready okay go we're not with you and i'm definitely not with you because i'm bad bubble bubble up i'm bubbling the package so i can get it okay he's on the package he's on the package i dinked him all right okay he's out of zone he's got to come to me that was not a bubble all right i got it open it's already been i don't have zone so it's going to be up to you swing away escape truck oh oh oh i shot the club you shot the clone huh on a truck he's on his truck now he's going around the rock you got this yeah let's go let's go baby go he never saw me coming holy [ __ ] i came so [ __ ] hard nice job nice job holy [ __ ] teamwork makes the dream work that's all it takes i love when you do that got me pump watching this one dude all right i of the all father brief oh i can buy the alt that's the button it makes you move fast and follow his trail where are we going this time oh close uh uh trust me daddy follow me okay yeah i loosened up chat good good point good point what side all right focus up the [ __ ] am i let's go squad damn movement just hold space hold space boys hey care package we're gonna we're gonna scam this care package all right we're getting it bubble boy no no it's bubbles this is the care package right no no this thing dropping from the sky is the character what is this thing that i just got i don't know bait they'll he'll think the care back is in the bubble genius okay i got a goatee r9 do you see him when he jumps on you guys that's when i make my move oh god that was fake oh god oh god oh god oh god he's right here where's here there's so many of them oh he's free he's free there's three boys he's literally too healthy i hit him where like the spartans on me on me other side so many of them where which which one damage that's what i'm talking about primarily me i think in that one a lot of my all makes you move faster and you can chase his uh you can see like the evidence of where he's been oh that's kind of sick oh that's kind of key for us uh i think it lowers your scan cooldown i'm not sure if that's true all right do i go beast mode after uh scanning yes or no don't be smart all the time baby i don't know i don't know it does so you go beast mode then you scan because it's lower cooldown beast mode then scan yeah can i say how long does beast mode last 30 seconds maybe i don't know 20. i revealed the clones for them yeah big that's a huge contribution you did unironically reveal the clones okay we want to get to the the container so we can get them hey and look at the kids if you have nades this is the opportunity yeah okay i didn't take any damage where is he gonna drop my hole why because i want to know where he is i could drop the ult on him you got it marked perfect he he choose you too why is he pushing no dude over the hill top of the hill top of the hill i'm healing sorry he might thirst me he thirsty throws me throws me [ __ ] all me on me boys boys can you bump bubble uh yeah i can bubble mommy come pick me up let me hold the body hold the body you gotta you win these you win these he's a gamer uh he cracks me and then he just literally sprinted okay okay my all is not worth buying are your alts worth buying mile's fire i think he said that it was no you're no he's gonna he's literally gonna slide out of it you're all is not worth buying yeah i keep wanting to just tap for the 301 full auto i think i mean hey play your own way i know if blood didn't have his gun in single fire that was the easiest kill of all time okay okay you know i get us one round the sudden i'm getting yeah ludd actually questioned right hey who asked you know okay i'm coming coming igloo we're going to stay in zone but up here under the river we need to go for a container faco skin if you have it i did the wrong way though it's fine hey i'm gonna open this container container has heals yep let's pop it open [Laughter] he's done it so many times never done it before it's true hey man we have zone we're just chilling hilarious nope that's not him so tree that's insane could have been him actually i don't know careful for flank no i'm just saying just saying generally okay the zone's kind of kicking us a little bit oh you thought he got me but he didn't oh me cracked on me cracked super low super low and i'm out there i'm out there [ __ ] is he oh he's getting away uh going around he's loopy looping you drop the clone same spot like i was close i was close that was close that was close i feel like i'm playing 100 flawlessly and making no mistakes and yet he's still winning i actually agree you're playing well the clone of bam boozled me uh that happens okay all right let's continue to adapt tie breaker baby oh i lit him up to it at 20 damage let's go this way for meds hard left though i want to go through the river okay i i hate the clones i i thought it would be one i told you guys not to pick the clones and he literally [ __ ] just create clones everywhere we beat him with the clones i mean people will talk about that we'll talk about that he might be kicked off his team does he have a team not after this hey i'm here [ __ ] me i have no shields this guy's good yeah there's a clone situation that's real problem uh i have no shields again he's cringing he's pushing he's pushing you 45 this is him that's the real him yeah i know i know i told you oh i literally lit him up no armor no armor sense it's all over he's on me i'm just going to come i mean he's got towards you mind you let's it's 80 clones and then other times it's him you know what's up okay we can win this we win here we win here we're gonna make our stand we're about to win let's take it home what if i just rock him with my old we'll do i think we played that really well stop saying oh it's so slow look at me in the eyes look at me in the eyes it's so slow dude oh yeah baby buy it baby right here watch this i'll show you what the other one can do well hey it's good actually when the zone closes though you know like hey we bubble all right on paying when he starts losing head glitches and he absolutely shits on us i have not seen him one time i just need bullets care package huge grenades care package shields only you see the real one where's the real one i don't know it's right there in here okay i'm coming oh killed me he steals armor come for us now timmy come for us now old old stands ult he's cracked he's cracked distracted ace track two damage literally i'm dropping a [ __ ] yeah [Applause] oh he invested in it [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] thank you oh my god i didn't even see the old like land on me yeah it's kind of like a truck gold we keep that they call it the ninja what was the mode that you said that we like a normal game mode is that crazy yeah we could go to a normal map if you want is that um yeah so i want to say that like if we do that there's like gonna be like probably 15 minutes of us just like having downtime and looting and then eventually we have the 1v3 towards the end okay okay yeah well so what would be the most fun is there any other modes we should try that are fun or what what do you think what's up um i guess it depends on what you can see in like the category like the when you click the modes i don't know what's in there yeah so there's all the the private tournament maps there's private tournament maps with no ring there's uh custom endings does that mean anything to you uh that doesn't do anything god and then there's arenas so that's it there's the map what's the arrangement of the map arena is what we've been doing the whole time okay which is fun i would also do another arena yeah arena's been fun we just changed up his character or something and try something else yeah we could change up our characters too no i won't yeah okay well uh or or actually i have a good idea of your day okay why don't we uh want to do with the regular map if you could do like world tour world okay yeah and then we'll land uh at like the same town and then we fight at that town oh yeah perfect this would be good kind of like fighting off drop okay so you just tell us what town to drop yeah okay risky reels or no hatred join our team oh wait we won't start world's edge though because well actually they haven't played it anyway we're good wait why well this is like a newer like you guys might actually know skull town or something [ __ ] i'm actually a avid world's edge enthusiast of course you are mm-hmm also the zombie milk could be fun right talk about that yeah yeah sure will we end with the zombies yeah i'm down so where are we dropping uh well in um it's called streamer building so this is where all the streamers land um yeah it's because like for pubs uh everyone lands here got it yeah what is its name on the map because i'm sure it's not streamer building yeah it's called uh i think fragment west that's okay my chat's telling me uh fragment fight in the zip line building because your movement is fragment west so let's go so when you're flying above it it's the it's gonna be the the broken building it's kind of like half of it's like oh is it with all the like the elevator shafts and stuff yes yes yes oh you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna go you're gonna leave yourself stands believe it yourself okay i believe i believe in the gibby dude yeah don't worry about me i've learned my skills now oh oh lord if you pick valkyrie we can scout his drop i already know where he's gonna drop or no yeah but we can scout exactly where he dropped and punch him i love that that is oh that is a strand i would love to punch the [ __ ] out of him irl or otherwise if i lose this yes and what's your address again timmy you forgot to mention it earlier we make all the browsers competitors list their full name and address yeah kind of a fun little thing we have around here is there an equivalent of a knife fight in this game uh not really uh like kind of like the punching this game is like it's like very auto lock so um i don't know it's like it's possible it's impossible to uh can i just glitch with you yeah you can launch it if you look at the map i'm not relinquishing the lunch master because i don't know where that was uh yeah i painted it for them they know where to drop the launch master you guys see that yellow i'm relinquishing own him now he's going towards the building that is that it's east we can all see this one right here you see this building i'm going to we all see him we all see him just because he's in the building we're landing what the [ __ ] oh he's here he's here he shot me good what do you mean good oh that's good because we're 3v1 we want to know where he is otherwise he's going to get to other buildings and get a bunch of kills okay punch him bro he was feared upstairs upstairs up here he just punched me off when you guys get your died oh nice hold the roof for a second boys make sure you get armored oh there we go there we go where is he where is he where is he where is he oh free rest for me though free rest for me because i'm in a safe spot well you can't hear that you can [ __ ] hear right now he's in the [ __ ] goal fake rez i didn't actually own timmy you fool you fell for it rest me again though huh emoji is resting right now bottom of the pelvis elevators just killed me [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah backwards me right now oh waffle over imagine if you [Laughter] kill him [Laughter] just move oh i think we can win that yeah i gotta dance on him i was killing in a you did get me really low there also punched you are you healing armstrong needs steroids and you need heals people need what they need people need to blame you for being a little bit of a killer healing herald back at it again you know yeah desserts oh okay okay uh same building uh we could do construction building it's the one that actually it's the one on the very left side and west okay um the one that you guys were kind of going towards originally got it and then you ran away from us because you were scared yeah of course i had to go to my hometown for sure what is it is like a it's a boxing ring oh you can't shoot in there it's actually only honor yeah oh really fight night yeah only melee but um i mean it's like literally impossible to uh 1v3 melee unless you want to do a 1v1 like maybe yeah take turns yeah 1v1 and we all take turns yeah yeah yeah you can do that all right i would love for all three yeah with our fists in the ring if you feel similar eating each other off fight is that where we're going no no it's it's talking about you yes you take care of all three of us at once yeah okay gotcha i think he's picking up what we're putting down mm-hmm i am i mean i'm a valkyrie for one second to me i got one question for my squad gotcha gotcha uh can i cheat in the fist thing or no look at it no no literally you cannot plot again all right well then let's not do it yeah can i stand outside of it just pop him one you can't shoot in i don't believe all right give me the signal dude give me the signal and i'll [ __ ] there's no you hey i understand the only way to choose first hey noted right wink wink i get it okay yeah wait what matt what do you mean we're the wrong man for fight night or for the yeah we're in the wrong map of fight night hello we're going to warm up tonight we'll do a normal night normal and then we'll go first again you see you see where i'm going yeah construction building yeah we got it we got to jump jump boys okay yeah we're laying on the same literally on him though is the thing because then you can punch oh i see i see so you're doing that strat okay it didn't work okay so he's gonna use the elevators like you've never seen like a spider monkey boys uh just have to tag him he's one shot where is he he's on second floor i am i am indeed one shot wait what floor is he second floor oh my god he literally didn't know where i was i had to drop on him and now he's out of here some [ __ ] weird it's weird how he lived that so weird it is quite weird yeah bro timmy where the [ __ ] you go dude he's outside he's outside i hit all my shots that's crazy i'm back inside i'm on the roof if you want to fight me i do i'm to the roof i do and i will here i go where you guys at on the roof oh i'm on the roof too hello oh my god he's looting he's a loot gun he's looting down his parents [ __ ] i'm not getting down here fight me oh my god he hit me really bad guys help i got you i got you i thought you were on the roof you [ __ ] we were on the roof no worries brother i got you i'm healing right here you're right behind you behind you oh please be back in the elevator again come rise come around you have time get him get anything get the bubble get over here i'm coming over here you weak little child and let me bless you he's in your bubble sorry he stands how would you let him get in he's cracked his crack oh sorry but i'm healing my friend any little time okay wait that's the old bait when you muted i want you to know we said i'm gonna get down you're gonna try to thirst and then we'll kill you when you're trying to thirst we actually plan it all out oh okay sorry wrong map for fight night that's um yeah the new one to the boxing ring yeah to the boxing ring this is where boys become men and match that's why i want to shout out apex legends because this is a game where if you pick it up you can beat top players within your first day it's not a big deal you can be it's olympus right yeah you won this game yes it is um you are not in the game though yes um i'm kind of scared kind of lost one and we're like i think i had to close the ante he had to you'll really enjoy this one uh i mean we could be on the same team but it's just like oh yeah what if we team up we team up for a moment with uh with our pro all the viewers oh yeah the four of us versus literally everyone else and they just can't because really it's about streamers versus the terrible twitch chatters you know they're like really making so the way zombies works is we have guns and they just try to punch us to death yeah i'll tell you this right now i had three there's me and two other pros and we lost everything yeah but there's three pros on our side yeah we got four pros no no we you have to loot as well that's the hardest part right yeah so um last time i think the ideal situation was um we land and we loot for uh ring one then no one can attack us like no one just kills us off drop because if they all land on us off drop then we just die we have time to loot when the ring one closes that's when they can come after us and kill us got it they can um um i'm trying to think they can heal and do whatever they want but no no can they get armored is that is that a crazy question um we've tried it with no armor no healing and we still lost so i don't actually have no idea all right who's the best puncher do you have any uh of the heirlooms how many boxes as hard as crypto [Laughter] hold on to your kilts fight night all right so there's gonna be like some stuff inside uh like the the arena we just punch it out and break it unless you honestly a real game just sit in this arena because the other team could just come in and kill you and it could also not be in zone you know but they can't use guns right there no they but they could literally just jump in and punch you are you supposed to punch these balls uh yeah just to get them out of the way that's pretty much it all right all right who's first yeah who wants hey you're first because you're giving your big strong uh uh no thank you because i have you wanna well okay actually let's just take off our armor okay because my armor is gonna level up actually how do you take it off i'll hold tab and drag it out yeah hold tab and drag it out press tab and right click the armor uh i mean it doesn't matter and melee is like always 30 damage oh and i was gonna cheat okay i will fight i don't care i had a gun ready to shoot him but it doesn't go [Music] coming in at 120 soaking wet in the other corner atriox 120 in age let's go [Laughter] all right all right okay yeah whoa whoa oh what do you see this you see that wait he's crazy okay i'm actually kind of afraid all right ready yeah whenever you are wheels and [ __ ] what do you got what do you got no yeah yeah you know you have not hit him oh whoa whoa friendly fire friendly fire only a draw yeah it was a draw so it's zero zero one let's see how you do what else who's up next yeah ludwig uh let me go last actually i'm working on stanzy okay i'm ready big stones in the blue trunks oh i lost oh oh [ __ ] watch okay okay here he is look at his movement come on stance come on stance trevor a kick okay okay okay ah close close close okay took a hit doesn't matter oh whoa whoa oh oh oh boom oh okay well fought though well fought well let's close let's go okay okay all right gotta get fold grand finale el nigo all right let's go what let's go look a man who weighs 285 pounds but he's been working on it wait did you just buy this skin ludwig what's up yeah yeah oh my god yeah i got a cryptoskin whenever you're ready let's see i'm ready go oh oh okay okay wait wait hold up whoa whoa whoa wait i like that i like that from you oh lord got started in the fighting game community just to be clear so he has the moves huh neutral will be really [ __ ] better so he has armor [Laughter] i have armor train train train it's jiggly he's trying to move on you play your game level play your game [Laughter] oh wait no the game's not going to end oh okay um okay i'll end it kill and kill yourself because uh oh i don't know why i didn't this is your champion i don't want to leave code uh zombies yeah yeah i'll be okay um okay the code that you guys have in our discord that's the player code you can just give that to chat okay used right the one you just used yeah yeah all right hey chad if you want to get in here and you want to play with us remember the rule is you can't use a gun you have to wait till after the first uh ring um please don't be cringe i'll explain the rules again okay yeah yeah here's the code i'm dropping it i'm dropping it yep people enjoy apex uh hr let me get on my team imagine just so i can see where you're at right yeah i just want to see where you're at you know keep eyes on yes sir keep eyes on my dogs all right hop in hop in hop in and guys i don't feel like i need to tell you this but let's be respectful and follow the rules okay no cheating here don't grab a gun if you're not supposed to okay so i made a mistake and my game crashed and now we don't uh i might not have room oh i can just kick people i can just yeah yeah you can just boot so just make sure make sure that there's no one on my team so just leave i got who's this guy named will smith you know what i'm saying yeah everyone on team two i'm so sorry you're gone they're trying to get out fast stop joining team two will smith you're gonna get banned chad are you guys team two his name's you're almost team two uh uh you joining uh i i will start okay yup kicking him okay i you have to keep kicking because i can't join the lobby unless there is room okay okay keep keep keep going now that got him going i got him going oh okay let's get all three of us in with the new code we have one last code this is this is our grand finale let's use the first code actually so true let me get the og code going okay wait that's the og player code what's the og admin code actually genius okay don't leak the the code to the homies yet to the chats okay let's all get in first that i'll link you the code right now genius code but i'm not gonna give you the last number what and why so you're people get in it's just a little bit i want my people but it's only nine options and they'll get it really quick yeah they're gonna get in now or it could be a letter [Laughter] nobody knows there's already so many people in here yeah oh true actually true there's the code chat uh we're all in though right yeah okay no one can join team two though otherwise this is impossible we gotta make sure i'm dropping the new code can we get a riddle yeah get in there chat oh that's full sorry chad all right so what you can do what you can do right now is you can uh lock the the the teams so okay how do i do that i don't know but i know that's a way you can lock the the the team oh allow player selfie i got it i got i gotta get i did it gotcha okay so now yeah the teams are locked okay i'm trying to think what's the ideal rules because this will be really hard for y'all if i don't put it like possible okay so i'm thinking uh we can we land together we loot for the first ring all right until ring one closes all the way then they can start coming at us and you know killing us obviously and punching us to be clear no guns only they can they can punch us they can uh they can watch the stream of streams type if they want because you know how else they're gonna find us yeah yep um sorry yeah so punching only no guns no grenades no damage abilities so they can grapple they can fly just no damage abilities so no causticle no caustic gas none of that no valk no valky um literally just punching that's it no other damage but yeah they could use abilities that like allow them to get closer like uh octane stim but nothing damaging wise and then uh no armor but you guys can heal i think that's fair because sometimes the reason why it's hard is not because um like they have like i guess armor is because like um the whole rising situation like it's hard to kill the guy when they third uh to thirst the guy right i think i think actually yeah no armor and no knock down shields for them yeah for them like they're not allowed yeah so if we knock them i'm gonna fan atrial yeah yeah this is so cringe bushido taylor you're getting banned too dude this is the worst thing it's ever i hate these [Laughter] all people all right i mean you've been the guy's family he's about to keep up his [ __ ] torch you know uh you can drag people in too if you want to fill up this yeah dragon the understanding i don't necessarily want to drag people in to be clear let's run it kick reboot isn't ready up reboot ready up you don't have to ready up i can start it whenever i want i just was dragging people in let's run it banking this neck please oh okay i can oh it's too late ben it's timmy please no he's on our team now dude he's talking tuesday yeah i am the uh the white pathfinder please don't shoot me okay i should never mind i'm going to play octane cool my character is there for you i assume valkyrie is good here uh bulk is good here yes yeah movement abilities would be good i think gibby actually would be terrible well so val uh pathfinder and um we're the best yeah have you ever won this um time first time for everything love that love that i love starting now yeah what if i use my alt though as gibby and i just start [ __ ] blowing up zombies horizon could actually be pretty good horizon's q gives you a little boost pad and you can jump up on things oh maybe try octane hr he runs fast all right i don't own him can't get him i have my bloodhound gibby lifeline pathfinder wraith and bangalore oh right there would be cool rafe you got it the old gambit i have my skin i want to use it if they enter my bubble they will feel my trouble you know what i'm saying those fools four thousand kills i'm the drunk master all right hey where do you want to go so we have until the first zone closes we can probably chill a little bit right and like we could i mean we can start a split loop i'm going to state this is a good place yeah we should land like a city like voices oh and then you know you drop this a little early the fps is cringe right now jet oh no we'll make it to a stage right yeah we will well we can we can split someone can go to this building or something you do that okay i will okay the only thing the only thing that zombies can do is they just have like white heel beds and just heal themselves but other than that that's it uh okay okay okay okay okay okay so can i should i not start killing them yet no no no no no no no no no no no no not yet you're just looting just loot it up we need to meet somewhere though like give me a ping once first zone closes we got time how much time we got three minutes oh [ __ ] okay i'll take a nap then micro nap well no you need armor and stuff here don't take a micro nap while you micro dose i just want to be clear that's not what you should be doing uh [Music] good the havoc whatever you like how much time is left can you guys keep me puppetated i'm too busy looting i just press e on everything and i keep swapping out my gun for worse guns that's like she's so funny is that you timmy huh no no i'm not this guy's a white pathfinder so a great white pathfinder i went white pathfinder yeah i'm playing octane right now so you're octane oh a little bit of a bait and switch um any one of the zombies want to drop me a gun they found that's actually so funny zombies if you're watching i could use a gun i have to swap out ammo you could probably just kill them i can't believe in yourself king what's up ludwig don't touch me okay cool don't talk to me i'm looting is that you just said it just said don't talk to me kind of rude and we'll do no cars too because they can't punch us when we're in cars um when the game actually starts yeah for sure does it start out soon that'll be soon right now i'm on the left oh yeah a minute what did you give it up here right i have timmy well guns uh so you should have like hammer points this is me right here you can have hammer points because they have um they have like they do more damage to flesh and they all shouldn't have armor anyways so it'll kill them like pretty quick but then like the problem is like thirsting them right so when you're getting chased by like being chased by 10 people it's hard to kill them and then finish them when there's like other people like running at you right so that's all that's why they can't have armor or knockdown shields um so if you're able to actually thirst them that's good a lot of times you're cheating that you chase then you have like no time to breathe okay is this clear 19 seconds by the way no no no it's when it closes when it comes oh closer sorry sorry the time that's gonna use the attachment oh if it fits on the gun you just pick it up and it goes on if it's if it fits where are you guys cause we need to find each other before uh uh we are chilling right there oh you can't see us uh west of the states we're going to use slope over oh the ring's closing i'm i'm in the car i'm in the car right now we have four minutes right how do i get down to sloth lever i'm gonna be dead alone and dead and just no no no you gotta be until the ring closes you've got plenty of time king zombies picking up weapons and holding them secretly uh i mean they could probably hold this so we can't get it but i don't think it really matters what did i see i'm in the car right now uh we are uh left of the states at the jump at the jump jump i see my boys i see ludwig and then i think what's up i'm looting don't talk to me i keep saying that i'm meeting my feelings okay dogs i there's a gun right here have we found timmy yet yeah okay uh i'm going to the states that's mean i hear you is that you in the car i hear you no no no no no no no no oh what what extent everyone keeps following me so i can't really like oh they're okay do you know where these billboards are yeah yeah i'm shooting right now you see you hear it i just want a knock champ gun psyche [Laughter] okay hx still in the car i'm coming i'm coming i'll get back up and then i'll get out the car okay okay we should just we should start running now uh and just follow me is this you it is amazing what if this is a different white octane oh we're getting baited in this area no one moves like that i think yeah do a movement oh boys you guys didn't find any better armor no no it's okay like it'll level out as you as you film all right we're gonna take this and we'll get we'll be in the zone this guy's following us but you'll probably be the first one to die oh no you should probably regroup with this team you know i want a five minute delay anyone else i'm playing on stream oh what the heck is going on wait i only have 54 reservations oh wait okay there's a lot of bad people yeah we gotta we gotta stay together so we know who's who because i'm is this you it is me okay okay minute and a half left now we go to the we go to the uh the crate over there and then revive men oh my pc's chugging uh oh are you all right amd at it again the grass doesn't really help the frames wait why do i only have 22 bullets oh you didn't get ammo you remember when you said shut up i'm looting a hundred times what is this can i get this hey ludwig come here come here come here okay here's a here's a spitfire wait wait where are you i want to spit over here hello i think hey yo oh my god yeah it's a 30 90 from nvidia that's what i'm using that's totally the reason i'm having no problems i'm having literally zero problems flawless safe hey gameplay he's going this way let's go here oh i have a zip i have big zip by the way okay put the big zip like up here uh your pings can i cannot see them yeah that's why i shot it right here i'm pinging i'm pinging i'm so far away so just follow him he wants it up there well game started we could we can shoot them now all right start shooting cover me oh my god they're here cover me timmy do everything shoot everything shoot everything oh they're everywhere okay these guys with armor are so crazy is this you just pay attention to me i'm the guy i'm actually so this is uh okay yeah i'm dead let me let's run all the way these guys are so smart [Laughter] nothing all the way up we're all the way up okay uh boys get my banner president what just hit me where where they're coming up right here oh this is where make our stand for all of humanity nice ludwig i see you oh huge kill huge kill no no he's a gamer please relax yes sir relax okay okay to run faster relax i don't know where you guys went but just just know that i'm fighting them off okay here you got this you got this we're doing our yeah we're fighting our own battles yeah i am uh no yeah i am having to deal with the entire uh i try to make the great escape no no you played that really well i should have altered can we just like hole up in one room with one door um it wouldn't work it really would not work okay yeah are you guys i can only spectate the one that killed me we're all dead yeah we're all dead okay um oh expect that you just picked it no yeah you spent you spectate the team that killed you only oh okay see how they do if if i kill them if you kill them hey kill to evil ghost killed me too holy [ __ ] oh yo wait you can actually stream snipe right now tell me where they are uh they're on balloon they're actually just scamming balloon they're streams naming you this is the reverse stream tonight oh my god there's so many people coming for you die cold uh they're hanging out outside of guard we were the first three to dive i got punched off the roof with the 50 of them and they just [ __ ] let's go timmy let's go timmy go timmy okay you got this i mean if you kill the guy right behind you we respect you a pathfinder yeah yeah pathfinder oh six oh wait never mind that yeah yeah are you going up balloon right now yeah yeah i am okay well there's a hundred pathfinders you can't you don't know the right one [Laughter] it's beautiful it's like man's last hope against the machines holy [ __ ] it is art [Laughter] this is great this is great i love this you died no i'm i'm just so dead i am dead i am so dead no you got no no no no i see you you got this oh oh i i messed up i messed up i messed up i died are you dead if you're using armor your cringe yeah that's cringe yeah i jumped i literally jumped into the middle of everybody and i was just like yeah maybe oh do we need to use the new code because i didn't end the game they're just all in there chilling yeah probably using the code okay this is the last code all right last attempt then we go back to the second code right what's wrong with that true oh but then you want it they know it the third code all right give me a third code then i'll give you the third code one second let me get let me get in the third code wait i put 60 bucks in this game i better buy a different character can you just buy a character yeah get octane dude he's fast he's good i just don't know how to do that um um we do where we do like q2 if you want or do you just want to do like i got it yeah two two would help two two would help us know where each other oh yeah and i'm again because we are the matters if they know it before we join chat tie dye uh okay i gave you guys the code hop in oh that's my this is my this is my [ __ ] right here ointment oy man baby hi guys new to this game uh all right let me get that code i'm in hey truck get in okay i'm gonna leak the code now that truck is injured it's a letter all right boom [Laughter] to know what tim is he's the only one that can shoot them do you understand uh-huh uh-huh if i'm on youtube i'm dead for sure okay that's okay the whole point is we're gonna go two and two yeah i'm a lone wolf no that's cool though you could come to my team if you want any of you maybe i mean i was here first so it's like this feels like jimmy asked me to hang out here or maybe maybe this could be the move you know this could be the way and maybe yeah because they're both new and i i you know yeah that's why they put the two pros oh we're doing this we're doing this [ __ ] goal can we just go to the boxing arena no they would destroy it is that their biggest advantage [Laughter] only advantage is guns you want to get rid of that feel like i got pretty strong fists though mm-hmm you did beat them into uh this one anything with a red circle with a cross through it in your bag is not usable with the guns you have oh no interesting oh you had the wrong kind of ammo or equipment yeah i picked up all the ammo and i had like 20 bullets for my car yeah you did heavy ammo jump on everyone's heads like a goomba you're a goomba dude all right uh this time get ammo first thing cause i ran ammo almost instantly wait use your alt to escape i thought valkyries all didn't how does it make you escape you literally take to the skies with vacuum result that results called reflect and it actually stops okay let's uh uh we're all friends here [Music] all right i got my octane if you were to say the greatest part about octane is that he can hit q and run super duper fast that's all i need to know baby what if i was faking being bad the whole time on gibraltar and then i go out and octane i'm a pro i i would say why would you do it against chat and not timmy timmy is there a rampant argument amongst controller players and keyboard players in this game um no not at all they love the loot interface oh yeah no like you know every single side it's evenly fair they just love each other and i i've never seen a game not complaining about each other's inputs that's awesome hashtag really heartwarming to hear okay um let's land that's land bonsai uh i'm maneuvering over there i'm on not bonsai okay that's fine i mean it's like not like it matters i'll meet you there i'll meet you there tell me the thing meet up hold me up here we should land here because this has a good loot okay here's the thing tommy i'm just gonna follow you yeah me too well i'm gonna well then you're not gonna get the loot yeah i'm gonna break off a little bit well i'm just going to ask for your best stuff move for me loot for the loot god okay don't i got an r301 that's all i wanted to smell a gun i know how to use they're just running in front of me and taking all the good stuff oh i got a blow and arrow don't use that against a bunch of male people is it actually bad that's just a big else you want to use a gun that has hammer points but it has yellow yellow color hammer points yeah it does more attachment there's more damage to uh i don't want this how do i find like i'm looking for orange bullets is that what i'm looking for i we should maybe say a global announcement again no armors no armors guys no no no no please please please please please oh i got super stock ammo yes oh a phoenix kid that's huge wait am i actually using it i got ammo and everyone's proud of me i got syringes and my team's so happy to see y'all guys right now people are literally chasing me blocking me what's happening here they're trapping me in the door [Laughter] i didn't think this was allowed all right i'm going to i got sgt timmy all right my ultimate that's ready wait what i know man i would love to get any armor it's crazy there's no armor here when chad can't pick it up chat that is crazy chad i know you can't pick up armor so the fact that i've looted all of a state there's not a single armor here that is shocking and the fact that there's white armor just assorted around which would mean that maybe it was kind of zany they're doing that i need green ammo i need a better gun i got i got the r301 that's all i need in my world so i press z to run fast is that what i'm doing uh no press three to pull out your pistol and then real fast you know maybe maybe your chat should help you loot and like give you some stuff because chat meet me at um silva big machine if you have a good gun how do i get more um jet pack hey what's my all the big z button with octane don't know sorry i what one more time what's my ult with octane oh you're all with octagon it's very cool launch pad got it like the ducks slide into the fly away all right who's got a good gun for me here fellas come on let's see what we're working with let's see what we're working with hey where are you guys because remember when you guys left me on my own team oh yeah let's go team okay remember we just need to know where the team is guys bonsai hillside baby i'm gonna pick him up in a car where are you uh i am by hydroponics running towards phase driver and i'm about to face hey stop cheating i drove oh look at all the losers i'm running towards phase driver i don't think i want to i got it got it got it give me the car all right ludwig you don't want me to do that you don't want to get your face i'm telling you right now no i'm trying to find a better one but i can't yeah you're in the car i got you i got you we'll find you okay okay okay wait wait up wait up okay all right ride or die boys what does heating up mean all right where are you uh i am a going towards phase oh i'm getting nated by people that's cringe uh i am by phase drive i'm running towards the center of phase driver actually okay we're in this big loud car and [Music] i don't see him is that you is that you guys in the car right here another car oh yeah grab this luke grab this dude phoenix phoenix kid wait is this you no this is a wraith hey not in this car i'm in the middle of phase driver right now okay i'm coming uh no get me out oh oh what's happening take me out okay okay i see everyone oh i see the car it's me it's me sloth lover boys oh no there's like everest 50 cars here where was that gun you're talking about timmy yeah yeah okay so um you see you see this gun right here yeah okay there's a few cars here everyone's talking you gotta get me out of here brian [Laughter] yeah okay give me the card give me the card right here there we go i don't know which card is the card give me the ring right here i'm i i i don't know what's going on okay just get into the zone that's all i'm going to say you know what i'm a solo [Laughter] i'll protect the boys yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm in a rat come on dad where are we going can we go to mcdonald's timmy i gotcha i got you i'll bring you some mcdonald's thank you can we get some nuggies we'll be quiet in the backseat not that quiet though i'm out of ammo what's that mean just to be clear what's happening in the back seat you don't want to know i don't want to know don't hear about it quiet as a field mouse oh we need our right for ludwig and it's about it's about to start 15 seconds it's about to drive it's about power you know what i'm saying hey man i'm gonna give you a tip okay okay they are stream stamping but we have a delay all right so if you really need to hide sometimes running into the middle of them with your with no gun in your hand they might not think it's you oh that's clever that is your tip pretend to be a zombie you're literally inside or you'll just die instantly so right one of the two one of the two one of the two all right i'm just sticking with him oh wait game started oh god oh there's a million of them oh they have mirage clothes [Laughter] no shields no knockdowns oh god how are you allowed to grenade oh it's actually so funny that they're only chasing death chat special agent stands this worked hey i got you timmy don't worry oh my gosh wait they're actually only chasing him they're actually always texting him uh they want to kill him first i got you guys here i got you i got you hey i got you i'll ping it for you you fell no wait let's check it on big a near me wait what the [ __ ] oh that was still timmy you saw my movement yeah i was like come on you thought yeah i told you oh what's this wait saying you're still alive yeah yeah i'm actually i'm i'm [ __ ] fragging out kings nice this car is griefing me man i forgot yeah no cars all right i'm watching timmy there's the nearest respawn you still [Laughter] hello oh chad's cringe oh i got my two though to be clear i got my i did get my what was it three oh oh my god crack food in your mouth we're really in the back seat [Laughter] [Music] you guys i should have ran towards the other blows i should have picked them off one at a time okay i'm coming to get you you're getting big a yep yep yep oh oh oh what does that do we are fine it was actually literally being as some would say good shot good shot great shot king oh my god with six seconds to spare [Applause] dude pop him the creature gets thirst everywhere that was flag that was sick these cars are grouping me bro they are grieving with the cars okay okay that was guys this guy's just gotta get it no vehicles yes oh my god the moves looking for the fight hey daisy og and biggest nuts go find him stop running around okay these guys gotta get out of the car because this is just so unfair this guy has the armor too so i can't even kill him [Music] let's go daisy keep on he's on he's like blocking me too it's okay why are you against timmy no no i'm not ruining this timmy i just want to see oh you're not the right octane i want my people that killed me to spectate for me you're fighting the wrong octane okay never mind biggest nuts you're back okay you're just looting you're white you can't you can't do anything alive no i'm dead i i got my two though so you got to get the other 50. i see i said yeah that's fair okay 54. if we just get two yeah yeah yeah i got my one you know i'm good okay back to daisy daisy [ __ ] all the car guys oh daisy's on him oh my god daisy you just gotta play oh my god it's like it is actual zombies this is the world's biggest fluke oh god what the hell was that oh god oh you put a little thing oh my god i'm so dead i'm just saying unless i'm so dead unless feel free to hop in a car no one judges what you gotta do you got my card right so you know oh my god there's so many is pretty obvious that it's me okay he's making some crazy moves i will say he has not actually like gotten out of the circle he keeps going back in but like he's actually swagging on him i mean i don't see how they died like he's put out exactly four damage in the past it's actually a playground right now oh what a knot if it wasn't for those cars it wasn't for the cringers it wasn't for the cringers it was two kills you got three kills you said you got three kills remember that no i did i did live because it says zero zero zero not even a knot not even a knock dude yeah oh yeah ggs though yeah ggs absolutely ggs timmy you carried us as far as you could ace rock and blood real quick yeah you guys want to drop a trio see how we do oh one trios with a coach yeah someone share screen to timmy he can tell us what to do timmy and call give us the coaching let's do it i got you guys all right let's see if our lessons because at the end of the day the goal of broadway's pros is to become a god of the game right we learned from the pro let's see if we've learned anything today i i invited you okay i'm joining uh your party's full since oh really no because i invited you just four with you four with you all right you guys ready to put it in my end all right this is our big moment let's go yeah oh we're gonna get stream sniper hey everyone hide where we're dropping okay do you want to share uh screens or should i watch it through like uh one of your streams yeah i could i can share screenshots probably live long list so you share screen if i share you're gonna see a dead body sorry apex doesn't even show up as an option to share screen it does for me i gotta look let's get it all right all right all right everyone queue up for the greatest game of apex you've ever seen oh dang or don't queue up and just watch you know how do we how do we oh we're in how many people are in a match 60 yeah 60 total so we only have to be better than 57 people would you say that aiming down sights is cringe or no because my chat keeps telling me to do it i want you to like kind of shut them down for a little bit i mean the hip fire in this game is actually pretty good interesting but it is very important to aim down your sight enough timmy play the game all right you're talking so much all right timmy for me are you feeling valkyrie or bloodhound uh bloodhound but i do want to say your audio on this stream is crackling dude it is yeah maybe uh sans you turn on yours yeah i'll let me turn it on let me turn it on for people here okay you guys want to hide screaming the problem is it doesn't it doesn't have the application in screen share and discord am i losing my mind what do you mean by my audio bad face what do you think it means it's better now it's better now oh then you're going to stay because my shit's not working whatever you just did it was it was better uh unplugged and plug it back in all right boys do not tell you your screen yeah don't don't share screen till we dropped oh yeah i'm hiding my screen why would we hot drop let's let's win this we got this yeah we can win this one we have a coach we have a pro coach appreciate you surely yeah right yeah yeah that's why we're going i want your thoughts right there oh yeah all right here we go that's where you guys dropped last name dub you know the past everything i've learned today i've learned so much of my skills of like let me drop a bullet drop us drop us any time drop us okay i'm launching solo sorry no i'm out there we go okay okay ludwig so you have your your your text chat open so so [Laughter] [Music] i'm coming to you i'm moving oh my god i'm [ __ ] grooving even what are you talking about i shot the guy that was shooting you got front it's there's the guy if you want to if you're feeling nasty with it a lot of people here if you press the red light faster [Music] get ready attract they're coming i don't know how to use a bow check i have no ammo in it either 345 i am repairing myself oh lovely you also have to pick up ammo whenever you you go around recharging you know what's this i'll feel the pits all right oh this is is good it's real good so how do i know which things are for me um honestly there's a guy now you hear me yep you gotta know so like your gun uses heavy ammo which is that uh i can't move like you do dude yeah jump down that's okay all right all right all right i'm coming on you i'm coming on you guys don't come on us okay with us let's go wait did they res i see you guys see you guys go back and go get that shotgun wait it's like he's walking him through like uh in front of you yeah or kindergarten puzzles do you have any heavy ammo h uh i can't draw an ammo all right hold tab and just slide it out yes now you're good you're good no all right all right here we go i'm coming back up for it okay here's the bad news zone is going and we're falling shotgun that sounds good yeah it's cool okay truck we got to get out of here buddy oh get out of dodge all right let's go oh can follow me follow me we got we got we got some we got some uh terrorists i'm coming i'm coming if you hold down four you can see what meds you have reloading you got a carbine take that oh take your helmet you can use your battery take your shield your media take your med oh this is you you're shooting me [Laughter] i was trying to kill him dude he's up all right let's go that's crazy you're trying to kill my boy no he's good though i just want to let him know that i could you know yeah yeah yeah and i was threatened so if you pop your medkit and pop your your battery you'll get full hp oh i'm strongest [ __ ] out purple shields and [ __ ] oh let's get that car hey this car we're gonna get the car and then we're gonna rotate his own oh car it up to reload we don't have to get all the way go like right here go like right here and then we'll walk in here how's your shotgun i jumped out i jumped out no i'm back i'm back whatever we run from here we went from here we're going to the car they're going to shut it up no they're not the car will live it's a it's a sturdy car it's a sturdy car okay just let me okay i'm gonna be real i think we walk from here boys no no no no no no we don't need to walk from here yeah i i think that they're gonna do the car they're here no but they're so wow just sit in the back but don't be loud you know yeah just be quiet you're you're talking too much what's the honk button timmy sorry sorry what's the home button it's the melee button get ready you see that bubble use my shield setup oh we're going to be in zone by the way we're going to be in zone oh wait just run your right run this way follow me follow me follow stands follow sentence he knows what he's doing why am i getting hurt because you're in the zone zone oh following stance no no it's fine right right right oh god the zone is still going no no fine you can't run it you're not running boys yeah okay okay ludwig when you slide after like sliding for like one second you jump and do a slide jump and you you move faster no no stop just just run boys it's fine give me a second [ __ ] ducks that's fine heal off a little heal off with 11 squads left it doesn't feel faster it doesn't feel faster but i'm trying to do it you know because you're doing it too fast you're doing it too fast you have to slide jump and then you have to run a little bit for like two seconds and then slide again oh i caught up to them with my slide jump techniques all right let me know i i was healing let's see what puts you up too fast too fast too fast pace or slight jumps okay okay only downhill yes yes yes or flat surface you can't do it up hill big heels all right a regular med kit okay boys this is our building get ready they could be in here we're not on you we're not with you wait up you're like right behind me we're not even close we're not that close your heat shield you throw it on your teammates it's like it's gonna get you down only half the squads okay hey we're gonna go over here you ready yep get ready all right sprint oh i'm getting pinked that's fine that's fine we're gonna make it to the lasers we're safe no we're gonna be safe you're doing this right yeah you're doing it right all right okay we're in heal up heal up recharging shields all right careful there could be some homies around here some cool slide jump like a king okay i don't have any more shields i do actually there should be some stuff in here oh i have a i have small shields if you need it no i'm good here i got like seven of them i heard something over here oh it's uh whenever whenever you're running you're not fighting you always want to holster your gun oh [ __ ] get careful where are these fool i don't have any reserve ammo they're gonna there's gonna be some guys coming from like this direction cause remember we saw him you guys have any extra heavy ammo the blue heavy uh ludwig needs uh heels if you guys oh no yeah it can make enemies oh yeah i got heals for you give me the hammer let me drop your s drop your hair and your energy here's a medkit wait how do i drop it no i'm just ejecting myself how do i drop it how do i drop it there you go there's nothing uh right click it right doing it again okay all right thank you for that okay hey this the shots over here let's uh they're outside a zone or they will be so we can grief them okay there's three there there's two there's just need them oh sure right knocked on the left oh nice wait nice shots close close close close correct oh wait let me put press q press q and again look towards the direction knocked uh close there's bullets hey crack them upstairs upstairs i have 13 bullets only wait that was well done you saved me you almost saved me he's exactly like gibby's [ __ ] damn we all contributed 675 damage an absolute damage dealer i won't lie i was hot out there yeah you gotta go crazy yeah you would go crazy i think what's important we all contributed equally if we i would agree with that including timmy with his calls timmy i don't want to keep you any longer no no it's fine it's totally fine fellas what about one more though one more time oh man i was i didn't want to be the one to say it all right i could do one more i could do one more because i feel like i learned a lot that game i i also feel good losing equals learning that's a lot more oh my god a good scan by the way ludwig you actually wall hacked him you cringed him he was actually right in front of me uh yeah but it was very nice this is the one come on i don't think i'm a bloodhound we got this that's fair gibby gibby well i can't do anything except that decent name yeah i guess it's my one flaw in life yeah i guess i didn't realize that you can't hold infinite ammo so if you pick up a bunch of random crap ammo you yeah you can get a bigger backpack which does help you we could just have infinite ammo and not think i wish all the ammo was the same color i just picked it up that's that's crazy all right i'm not gonna ping where we're dropping until later so that the stream snipers don't get us got it and i will even turn my screen off real quick okay perfect i'm about to go nuts on this one let's go [ __ ] ape [ __ ] on this one um predictions getting dropped this should be a good one to bet believe guys that's all i'm saying true all right ladies and gentlemen we're going the same place oh they would never suspect that we know how to loot it we did a great job there we killed so many people you guys can break off if you want to don't have to though i love you later if you turn everything low your game will feel phenomenal are you playing on high he's playing lydia on everything on high oh no how do you even see people it's terrible oh here we go yes yes yes it is the loot god oh my am i listening to a loot god right now you're crispy i'm beginning to feel like you have the best shotgun in the game no way really yeah how do you upgrade you just get items for it or whatever you call it yeah you just get like more better attachments i want to play with the bow dude i can't use the bow the sentinel though okay i can't see the bottom of my screen but that's all right uh blue armor over here they do actually got rid of blue if you uh if you go back in your videos you make it full screen instead of windows then um alt tab alt tab easy or alt enter yeah one more blue hr all right blue i don't think i want to be a compound bow guy where's my squad at we're standing right next to each other king i'm not that not that close i'm not one big sorry that's literally i literally you also only need 16 shotgun ammo ever yeah uh yeah because when you kill somebody when you loot their body they'll probably have shotgun ammo so you can uh what what's the ideal setup like a shotgun and an assault rifle yeah let's just say r301 pk what you have right now oh you need an r31 you can use this car yeah pick up the car for now it takes heavy it's said drop your extra ammo i want to shoot your shotgun and then drop that yeah this is what i want and i want to drop this drop all this drop everything in your inventory that that has that um that you can't use yeah that little yeah yeah yeah yeah perfect oh phoenix oh rings close and we've still got a minute uh where you guys at this is fine i'm sleeping i'm near you i'm near you buddy oh yeah we're all in the same building tell me when you guys want to squad up and get out there get after it maybe we go check this area and catch people ready so i think we take it nice and slow okay well it's fine too i love that i got ammo i got standards you know what i'm saying i love that now speak to that i think i got it i don't think i did people in chatter saying that the mozambique's the best gun in the game and then i got it early and that's going to make a difference this is the same exact i feel like i'm deja vu well we killed teams last time though i know but i just got the same basic [ __ ] and then hopped in a card okay i'm gonna swap this for this oh yeah i'm set up are we getting this car no no no i don't think we're close to zone don't use card these hear us it's extreme it's pretty loud it's pretty loud just keep looting let's see if we find anything do you care about yourself what if i start sniping people though knocks i don't miss i led me so so drop the heavy mag and pick up these batteries oh i don't miss did you hit him yeah i killed him drop that heavy mag pick up uh the purple thing yeah and then drop your ex that 14 shotgun ammo i have my old and the other 16. you only need 16. damn good guys pick up the light ammo up the light ammo you just ping them stands and i'll [ __ ] i'm gonna go open some [ __ ] over here let me add them hey thanks for that uh drop by the way okay he's being nice yeah but i can't let him be nice and then let him live otherwise i'm colluding true yeah you murder them and you thank them and you're gonna be there anyway that's what you would have wanted you've got a visual on a bogey right where's the boat go back go back go back pick up that uh yeah i left it yeah boom gotta let me know this is a game where being good at movement would help right [ __ ] you okay i don't want any of that [ __ ] i guess i'm like this i'm going away from this zone um and we're in somewhere we're already top 10 baby we're top ten squads yeah but we haven't seen anyone we've played we played them feels good kind of killed everyone oh we did see one well you're right we see one yeah i should have the guy so true actually gangster shields here shield cell here treasure pack i don't need that you need that i need a purple shield is what i want oh backpack yeah purple backpack okay everyone everyone go to ludwig and then ludwig puts the oh i activated something i don't know what i did wait i activated some bomb [ __ ] wait wait come to me come to me i'm pressing z guys come here okay okay this is one just press it once [Applause] hey we're flying this way we're flying this way wait everyone knows where we are now let me fly towards eight seconds [Laughter] but now he knows what it does yeah yeah he had the test trial at trial now he knows whenever everyone knows where we are we said throw your cue over there my q over there yeah yeah queue oh that's on me that's actually my bad i don't see anyone you guys oh wait crack like logan crash one okay i'm pushing you could so you could you could uh you could spray this gun ludwig oh okay that was crazy of me i'm sorry on me actually cracking these fools good nature maybe okay hey truck come bubble me maybe match okay okay we need that right now okay oh oh wait no it doesn't it doesn't go all the way down [Music] dude i was cracking fools i honestly was cracking fools [Laughter] [ __ ] i will say that was a bit of a choke skila bro [ __ ] yeah i like this game though i think we can play it again at every time i actually for fun yeah all right all right i don't want to keep timing too much longer let's get out of here timmy thank you of course of course gg's gamers guys we'll run it back in your preferred game ballarant yeah right oh yeah of course we've literally never lost a valor at bros versus pros to me so i think you might want to start warming up in the aim labs okay there's more skill base confirmed kovacs i'm a quebec person oh you're a kovacs man okay i've played a lot of kovacs in my day which is sad because i am bad [Laughter] i'm doing this right now when i first played apex i literally could not get a single kill or win for like a solid like two months three hours [Laughter] on the bench yeah yeah michael jordan got cut from his height pay the believers have you already paid out pay the believers scam scam scam scam scam scam appreciate it pay the believers yeah i promise to scam such a knob and uh thank you thank you please pay the believers i literally winked at the camera and called it a scam of course it's a scam but yeah i've been scamming dude yeah thank you just scammed all the doubters out of a million channel points [Laughter] trio and you said yes yeah yeah yeah i just dude i just corrupted the economy no one thought we'd win and we did amazing that is actually crazy thanks i can't believe you always do that peace out boys all right peace out dogs you got to thank him one more time apex legends this bros vs pros again it is season three anniversary of apex legends it's a great time to join the game there's uh you know new skins new challenges lots of players huge active player base it's really fun actually had a great time today movement's sick it seems like it's really fun if you got nasty at it you put a little time in yeah when he was going up the elevator shafts and like literally just bamboozling us it was you can see it's just fun it's just fun man uh i do like moving around i also was god you didn't die sans bro he's like the apex guy he had no sponsor for it thank you for kovacs though yeah big kovac sponsor i'm a name labs guy though timmy sorry don't say that out loud [Laughter] uh ggs fellas what are you guys up to see geez i'm i'm getting out of here yeah i'm probably ripping and dipping mm-hmm it was a fun time all right thank you again ludwig for getting timmy for 12 hours starting right now you should it's actually you're trying to play offline sometimes you guys want to do a little offline play one time for the one i love awesome instead of tft we play this early afternoon i already got diamond tft and you're a bad platinum player so i'll never play with you again okay well you me specifically be jump king man [Laughter] oh god you know what i gotta go you excited to the end of the month i did extend it and we will get one more extension for the fans though because we will be playing it okay all right 10 last one though namaste i love that all right peace out gamers oh wait wait do i do we need to add anything in like the beginning of the video i know we have to get these but you have to just okay the draft by tomorrow that's the most important thing i will send you and i'll put it by the 31st but yeah drafts all right thank you hr and thank you peace boys peace a couple of jackasses huh jesus every moment with them torture couldn't even fake that conversation [Laughter] i'm kidding i love my dogs uh i can't wait to play a little offline grind session with him actually this game was pretty fun i had a damn good time uh and i'm saying that honestly because we played quite a few shooters and i never feel like i want to play it afterwards i'm generally not a shooter guy um this this is a weird story to tell i probably shouldn't tell this but for this is not gonna be the video i'm gonna tell you guys a story [Laughter] i shouldn't tell this i shouldn't tell the story okay i'll i'll i will keep it uh anonymous um at one point i was approached about a job offer for marketing uh a high-level marketing role around a shooter game and the interviews went really well and uh i get through the first like three or four interviews and it's down to like me and like you know two other candidates and uh and now i'm not even sure i'm gonna take it i just generally advise most people when you're in your career to occasionally get out there and do interviews because it lets you know sort of your value in the market and what's going on i i i interview without uh considering actually wanting to leave jobs all the time um what's up nate i'm on stream so what's up uh i'll take a look after this okay all right so anyway i i'm in these interviews and then i'm having lunch with one of the guys that would be like my boss i'm having lunch with him like between interviews this is one of the craziest things i've ever done and they're asking me questions about just things that i like and don't like and basically unprompted own goal i basically just say yeah you know what i don't really like shooters [Laughter] don't like shooters at all and then everything everything was off right there and from there it was basically ended so there's always lessons there's always lessons why would i say that i've thought of that i mean you know what at the end of the day it's good you know i wouldn't have taken it i think but even if i had i would be unhappy if i don't love shooters um but that is that's just a memory stuck in my mind because it's like you always want to get the offer and like it was insane that i said that um so i thought i'd tell you guys that don't don't put that in the video quick that's that's private for me in the stream right now um always gonna tell the truth keep it keep it honest keep it a buck uh but i had a lot of fun today i think what i liked about the game the most was the movement i could already tell that like if you actually like spent time in a custom game and grinded out the movement you could be [ __ ] snazzed and watching timmy move was sick uh chad think about the subsidy sonic goldie adderall x i'm sorry we didn't get to eldon ring i don't know if anybody anybody cares but i really wanted to play it but i actually had a lot of fun with that so shout outs to apex uh you know what i would love to watch like a really sick apex tournament actually now i i apex the game has been off my radar and i know it's huge people [ __ ] love it and i've i this i finally got to play it and i finally liked it so um so thanks hope you guys enjoyed i'm i'm done for the night i'm going to go spend some time with ari and uh go to bed i'll be back tomorrow with some with some stuff elden ring and maybe best tweets i don't know all i want to say is much love peace have a good one have a good week if i don't see you and we'll be back soon big sevens we got that one kill i'm so glad i got that one kill that old kill i always get one dude every bros versus pros doesn't matter how miserable the game is for me and i have no chance i always get one adios bass amigos |
[Music] yeah just talk this is this is we're doing so I think my I think my dish bring cheese did you guys bring cheese I didn't bring any f i to come hungry cheese I am hungry well everybody Welcome to the table we've got some girly pops here I don't know about you guys but we're excited to invite you guys to our dinner party this is our new series here on Twitch uh it's it's it's me hosting the dinner party with my favorite girlfriend her favor go my favorites um so we've got this is the premiere obviously chat hello this is the first time you've seen this um but we'll introduce every single guest first we've got fle and Tina kitten hi if you guys dude the Productions crazy oh my God the what the heck that's awesome they're shy what you sp my name wrong oh sorry oh no wait was it wrong it was file but you know what and we're going to run with that today this is crazy that's a new one that's funny I wasn't expecting that CL up like that was awesome yeah there's multiple cameras it's sick uh well on this side we got mang and I I I whenever I introduce mang I always want to be like K katamina or mang or any we got K Camina and falky R of course look at the lighting awesome I it can we take this set up home this we should take this it would look nice and you guys cuz you guys all just kicked each other out of the house right so I like this we we're going to talk about the drama they all kicked each other out but uh for now it's it's time to eat ladies I'm actually ready we're going to into it we're going to start so just so you guys know the purpose of this show I smell mine wait I think I smell mine no that's mine I smell I'm so sorry it's okay purpose of the show um is that I I gathered I gathered the girlies together and there's a theme because my favorite memories are in the kitchen if you guys don't know this obviously you've seen me I'm in the kitchen I grew up in the kitchen my favorite memories are around a shared table where we're all talking about our dramas or our good wins of the week or our losses of the week or whatever it's probably why I have so many podcasts cuz I just like sitting around a table and talking yeah um but this wanted to be a fun opportunity for us to get together and share recipes and today's theme is like Nostalgia and childhood so I challenged each of these girly Pops to give us uh a recipe that reminds them of growing up and we're going to get together we're going to try each other's recipes we submitted recipes and stories and we're just going to talk about it and share and have a good time so uh we're going to throw the intro but there's an intro Yeah Baby Woo come back there's C [Music] K that's Kenny everybody cinema cinema do you guys like it that song was awesome I'm actually impressed this is the most high even the camera zooming in and out it's crazy yeah yeah you know we really kicked things up here mostly with the help of twitch so thank you twitch thank you twitch we're doing our best um but bye watching they're saying we're muted are we muted actually you you uh that's me we're going to start with mine cuz I figured if we're going to be embarrassing we might as well embarrass me so uh everybody Welcome to the room our lovely waiter Kenny or Ken you can call him whatever hello I have for you cuties dish we have mac and Che yes let's go oh my god dude the production's insane the the stuff or like when we get together I feel like it's usually they're saying we're muted a lot pause one in chat when you can hear me is it like one person that's muted or is it like everybody saved saved saved okay get there the top down camera is the coolest thing ever can we get it again again again wow awesome yeah we're crazy wow dude I grew up eating this too I lovees okay so that's what's funny is I think like usually when I like cook for you guys it's like crazy and wild and whatever this is just craft mac and cheese thank you no with the dogs in it as well I also grew up eating that yeah so I love this this is this is my dish I wanted to bring it my little story behind it is obviously my I my parents got divorced when I was a kid and yeah yeah in fames hashable uh my parents got divorced and I think usually when I cook it's all about my mom I'm always like baking and my mom's recipe this my mom my mom my mom but this is my my dad's recipe stop that's also my dad's really that's so funny that's my dad that's my dad and my brother that's me and my dad at my cheer game oh my God you're bad oh oh thank you you look exactly the same um that my dad and so when they first got divorced we'd go to our dad's house every other weekend and he wouldn't know what to cook and this was the thing he would make so so I'm excited uh share yeah let's see how it's made though [Music] oh yeah he definitely tring [Music] to actually look at those dogs yeah you got to pan fry the dogs that's important that is important and then you got to slice them up surely surely they just fil this and edited it right now wow my God I'm hoping we have like a Ratatouille moment like where you take a bite and then should we do it in like slowmo wait are we going to try this are you guys fork or spoon eaters here I oh for this I feel like I'm Fork oh I did Fork as well was going spoon it oh well you know what it is it's cuz I like to put the fork inside the in the noodles I like that yeah where it's like that you see um I didn't know I had a fork of oh are we eating it you guys just started okay okay yum this is amazing incredibly this was like my childhood and I didn't even remember yeah that's so funny I think there's going to be like a lot of foods like that well maybe maybe not cuz I know what you picked and I never had it in my CH have you had it before though I'm so sorry I think so but no no no don't say sorry I think it's is funny I've spilled sorry don't mind me it's escaping me classic excuse me wow this is a classic yeah but I never had it with the with the dogs the dogs change it it's so good with it it actually elevates it so I say I grew up I grew up pretty poor and um so sometimes we'd have kind of funny happen stances that would give us a bunch of food like my dad I like a like a truck rolled over one time that was like full of spam whoa incredible loot yeah and so my dad got like all this spam but like wait did you just run for it I don't know how it happened but all of a sudden our our cabinets were full of spam and I was like okay and apparently was free so he either stole it or we don't know but then um I thought it was which is so funny as a kid I thought spam was gross probably from like watching mon python oh like spam aot or whatever and but hot dogs weren't gross but I walked in the kitchen one time and my dad was making this mac and cheese and he was cutting up the spam to like fry it so we would all eat it and I was like I will not eat Spam that's so gross and he was like do not tell your sister do not tell anybody like let them eat it I'll put one aside for you without spamming it cuz I thought it was gross for some reason oh my God and now you appreciate spam yeah now I appreciate spam wait that's so sweet that your dad put in so much effort to like feat you after my parents got divorced all I got before school for like two years was microwave bacon for breakfast microwavable bacon for breakfast is what my sister and I ate before school not even pan fried no Sizzle no straight up microwave oh wow so this is like luxury yeah this is good this was dinner time this was this was great I think it's probably one of the first meals I learned to cook myself um when was like the first time you guys cooked oh oh ourselves you still have it yet uh cereal [Music] sandwiches I don't think I can remember I remember the first time I really started cooking was um probably about 10 years ago I used to make a rotisserie chicken oo yep um and salmon oven baked salmon together at the same time it was when I was really starting to like work no not at the same time but trying to you know eat better and protein for working out and stuff so it's when I was trying to like get fit so you make a whole chicken you put it in the oven and then you tear it apart and put it in tupperware and then you just eat it later with rice or like veggies or something the chicken it's Prett easy okay the secet still need to learn is to shove the chicken with c celery sticks it keeps it juicy oh inside of the chicken yeah you just spread it put it right on in done never I can't eat okay I'm so sorry they're saying that we're low like it they've been saying it for like 10 minutes they're working on it test test test hello wait what have you guys turned up your volume yeah wait have you guys considered turning it Up chat why don't you turn up your volume yeah there we go I'm really glad I didn't bring my dish that my first dish that I thought of which was Beanie beanie because it's literally like beans beans and hot dogs yeah like that would have been that would have been delicious I know but it's so similar to this we would have been like it would been that but just replace the noodles with beans and we're just eating so many hot dogs I thought about beanie I don't think I'm mad about it yeah no this it's so yummy oh well I'm sorry I didn't bring beanie weenie no I'm sure it's going to be good oh it'll be good I hope so I'm excited feels so goofy for my pck feel so tough to eat is it for you it could be oh all I know is that Tina's dish is spicy and I'm going to eat it no matter what because it's her childhood class it'll be fine I'll like it chat what do you think do you do you guys ever have this I like that you had it too well my did the 2008 economic crash also like care apart your family as well mhh so my my my my white Dad we also my white dad the white one we also enjoyed this and my house so not the fried hot dogs a lot of them are saying not the fried really sauteed but just like the you know the Vita type of whatever that this is craft Mac craft yeah that I that was a lot oh me and my friend Lily would always after we're like lots of mac and cheese and then we just make it and so it's very nostalgic tasting no from the box it's like so good you just put some water and then you add the thing and then you just microwave also when I was a kid I don't know about you guys but I could eat a whole box of Mac cheese like all by myself which I probably still could now but I at least have like the limiter to like stop I ate it all did you ever have those like little cups like the microwave oh the microwave ones Ma and cheese cup and you'll never wait for them to cool all the way so you and it was never enough too so you need like two but I actually don't like the cups really mm but it's cuz I feel like the powder was always too clumpy and Sandy for me oh I I didn't I didn't like it that much but I like the box like a lot well I'm already full sorry good news EA too much we have like five I I couldn't stop eating it I was hungry okay don't make my mistake cuz I'm getting full already that's what I'm doing I am making a mistake I'm making a mistake too oh God audio is fixed but we're going to throw to a break just to make sure everything's okay and we'll come right back and we'll talk some more and have some more food it's going to be awwesome see you sh for [Music] for for [Music] [Music] [Music] e we're back everybody you should have heard the things we were talking about you would have thought it was crazy so much tea mostly periods is that what was happening no oh no yeah we were talking about how Tina had to run and get her ChapStick and so we're talking about eating her oh if she didn't make it back she did make it back in with like a second to go yeah like one of those cannibal dinners what that aren't real they're like in the movies oh well not real definitely not real maybe that's what I should do for the finale yeah that would be a crazy show chat vote on what streamer we should eat and you can fill out a form and sign up who would be the tastiest who would be the tastiest eat dude I wouldn't fill out my form and then I'd have to eat someone like random and that would suck rather eat one of us or somebody random though maybe like one of you guys oh my God like what don't you want to know that's crazy wait you would want to know what you taste like right I would I if I had to be eating I would want it to be this is why we're no longer roommates that's crazy that makes sense that's crazy I'm I'm tidy in third spaces you are wait what's a third space it's a it's a space where everybody gather oh that's nice yeah I'm tiny in a third space good news is we don't have to eat a human today but we can try and guess who our next course is from very it's a human what oh Valkyrie that's red oh my God it's oh I can tell from the hair the hair yeah the hair is sold slay we're all jealous of I know she's got you're going to need to take like an insurance L on your hair it's crazy I do regret bleaching it I'm not going to lie wait why well because like I got like a 4in haircut and it this feels I know I'm delusional but this feels short to me but I know it's long I know I'm crazy I know that anyways oh dish oh the dish before we get to see it we got a little highlight of valky we need to see a little more of valky we don't but come on it says waiting for valky all hang out all the time here we're always in the living room always eating together always CCH in the kitchen you're doing so good yeah do I get egg I hated that you did right poke it do it do it do it you would you wouldn't give in R give Inon strawberry I feel [Music] [Applause] alive all right Kenneth come on out here kenthy so do I just I just talk about this for my childhood dish I picked cagon um this is probably going to be different from how my mom made it obviously because I did not like vegetables growing up at all but um I learned to like it so I'm very curious how this is going to taste in comparison to how my mom used to make it what are all the ingredients um I just know there's Tamarind in it there's meat um Bach Choy okay um what else is in there I'm not sure what they added to this one but before it would just be meat and stuff we can see how it's made oh wait oh yeah true so I guess we can just see take it away you don't have to guess I'm take it [Music] away let's see if this is just like your mom oh so good I love watching how it's oh there's Tomatoes yeah ter I don't think I've had it with tomatoes before it's not spicy okay so you pan fry your your your you can make it with like pork or [Music] chicken m onions onions I also didn't have it without onions I was so picky growing up really so you would take out the onions too she just wanted make it with it in it oh my go what isra oh okra okra yeah she would have okra in it before did you oh you didn't have tomatoes no you thank you Ken thank you so much more onions oh wait is that tar Ro I think so there is tar that makes more sense more onions I was like more onions and then more B Cho I love Bo Cho I learned to love bok choy over it's very good I used to hate it Bo Cho is like a top rated it's so good the perfect amount of leaf and then crunch in water does have good crunch a so good I know you like yours extra sour too I do love it extra sour what makes it sour you have the packets of tamarand and you just dump it in the the soup really okay uh so normally how I would eat this before is you would have like a bed of rice like a bowl of rice and then you would pour the soup in it and then have like meat and stuff in it yeah so it's like the rice is swimming in the soup actually I'm being I'm being told I'm being told we got some freaking rice okay you should wait for the r w everybody wait we got to eat single sip no you can have a single sip I suppose wait did you steal mine did I steal did I steal wait oh wait yeah we got these Tina I'm sorry hold without the rice what happened that's not the Filipino way sorry sorry wait for the the but it's tasty it's real good I like the Tomato Kenneth's coming he's doing his best I had a hard time choosing between cagon or the pasta dish chat what is it called the Philippine dish um ponit I was going to pick ponit as well something my mom used to make a lot as well back in the day and why did you pick this one um I feel like this is I just prefer this is my favorite right when was the last time you had this literally last time my mom visited no the last last time she visited cuz last time she was here what was like a couple weeks ago it was right before I moved but she was only here for like two nights so we didn't have time to like do anything special but last last time she was here she uh cooked this for my roommates and I which is awesome thank you thank you awesome share our on the stove I am going back to the Philippines it's my mom's it's uh in November for her 60th birthday and in the Philippines when he turns 60 it's kind of like a a very special year in the Philippines so she's having a huge birthday party so I'm probably going to see like a lot of cousins I've never met it's going to be awesome what are you going to get her for 60th birthday there sesame oil mix I already got her a house she wants to like live in Las Vegas now and she's like gambling so oh my gosh is she good all right we're throwing her a birthday party she fine you get a birthday party thank you oh boy yeah so you just put the rice in there oh boy I'm going to try not to eat like the whole thing yeah this is going to be hard yeah this is going to be rough oh it's delicious I've never had this before so I'm excited I feel like I'm having a taste of oh like I'm at home with Ray yeah this is awesome this is so cool I can't wait to try your guys' dishes this is definitely less sour mhm oh yeah so my mom would make it extra sour so the more Tamarind the more sour it is and I'm not super familiar with Tamarind wait really yeah which is funny they cook a lot it's so good in soup it's awesome let's see um Can can we get a fork Kenny thanks Kenny want my Fork oh you don't need it for like separating the meat or anything nah any oh that's a good point separate the meat well Kenny will come back and I'll take for yeah separate them I just like to suck on the bone oh okay so your mom your mom was mostly the cook at your house absolutely she cooked every night up until my parents got divorced and then that's when I started having the microwave bacon no but um I would go over to her place and then she would cook there like I'd bring leftovers like to my dad's place and she she would like still feed like my dad and stuff yeah very sweet it was so funny no shade actually I don't it's the table we can spill tea I uh my stepmother is not the best cook in the entire world and so sometimes yeah sometimes I would like bring leftovers from my mom's house and my dad would be like so can I have that like You' just be like I miss your mom's cooking so much it's it's God one of the biggest things I miss about her is she's just such a good cook that it's like one of those you know it's like no matter if your mom taught you how to make this I assume you'll you could never make it the same as her no I can't retain it like honestly my mom's spaghetti was like the best spaghetti ever I just had a spaghetti face and I would just like go to different restaurants and only order spaghetti and like always tell my mom mom yours is better that's so funny is it special spaghetti no just regular spaghetti really sometimes like Philipino spaghetti has um it would have hot dog in it like sometimes Filipino spaghetti is like sweeter like um banana ketchup as well does it oh I don't think I've ever it makes it sweet it's a little sweeter really mhm m yeah Filipino spaghetti is very sweet oh like yeah like Jollibee M oh it's so good oh so that's not just a Jollibee thing that's like a Filipino thing mm yes what about someone in chat said spaghetti with fish sauce is that I don't think I've had that but I wouldn't doubt it we love fish sauce okay mhm I've never heard of banana ketchup what's that what is that um whoa I it's just a sweeter ketchup I think but I don't I don't know exactly what it's comprised of I just know it's a popular condiment I didn't see we got cute little we got viewer comments Mom cooking always the best from cloud cloud n in chat cooking always the best cloud n n hi Cloud n that is true it is always the best banana ketchup is just ketchup it's literally made of banana oh oh we've got another comment we did all of us we're like TV I'm so full there's three more to go I know I'm like I know it's a macaroni does it taste good is it close to your mom's or not at all no not not close off I would have it way more no it's still good it's still good I would just have it way more sour and um I would have it saltier okay I love salt yeah so yeah I would have it saltier way more sour just packets and packets of Tamarind I would always have it super sour too so good oh that okay I have to Halt because I can tell I'm already getting full could I borrow your fork actually yes ma'am thank you so much the the meat just kind of fell off the bone and what is that you know sometimes you think you're about to eat a bone but then it just like it's is it like a tendon or like it's like kind of a little crunchy but it it did it's edible you eat itage was it cartilage it's in this a lot it's really good I just like that a lot but I also ate a lot of like what is it called like Inns as a kid you know so I eat like I learned to like it over time time yeah intestines bleen like hearts chicken hearts so much protein o I don't like chicken hearts really yeah is that the texture as texture I think it's a mental thing I think I'm like chicken which that's my bad I'm like that with fish eyes oh yeah fish eyes I just could never do but the eyes aren't even that tasty that's the thing so it's like chicken heart's actually tasty but I feel like fish eyes don't really have well have a taste they do but like I'm not really just eating a bowl of eyeballs ever I need to be more exposed to Filipino food I think okay next time my mom comes I'm going to we should do like a try all the Filipino dishes dude my mom would love that and it's me who like doesn't know anything besides I know a lot about food but I don't know a lot about Filipino food but um we're going to play game I'm going to clip this and send it to my mom dinner dinner game everybody dinner game uh we're playing never have I ever um but it's never have I ever seen before so a bit of a nostalgic twist okay uhhuh so we might need we might need your help chat um so tell us a throwback movie or TV show that you miss oh we're doing shows okay there's a lot I haven't seen movie or TV show that like it feels like everyone else talks about but you've just never seen it okay I got one okay well then you go first we'll do oh just kidding me you go first I was told I don't know I don't normally watch movies other than like scary ones on is there one that uh people are like whoa did you see this and you're like no I that's like everything what's one that you came what just came out it just came out no I'm just thinking about like what's popular that just came out when K when kid I'm like trying to Jurassic Park yeah there you go wait no your finger stays up what you've never seen Jurassic par I've never seen it then I put it down Park okay then I leave it up right got it no if you have seen it you put it down wait I have okay oh yeah yeah but so you have you've never seen Dress Park that's crazy this what we're really going to learn is to have a movie night it sounds like yes tonight let's do it right after this we're going to go shopping and we're going to go watch movies we're going shopping that's awesome we can watch inside out too um sorry lesli do you remember that movie it's like it's something like Legally Blonde but it's not Legally Blonde and you're like oh my God you haven't seen that and I was like no no not is it I haven't seen CL geniality I've seen that one that's a classic That's a classic um I I remember this I haven't seen clueless that counts I also have not have you seen you haven't seen wait I feel like wow a weird wait how many fingers you have done I don't haven't seen wait have you seen Jurassic Park oh it's called Mean Girls white chicken I've seen white chick 13 Going on 30 have you seen I've seen that I've seen that you've seen clueless yes okay then one finger one finger wait I that wasn't meant to be mine are we doing 10 fingers or five five okay chat has one okay Devil Wears product wait I just watch that with we watched it a month ago wait if you haven't seen it you keep your finger out like I just watched it they must watch yeah actually yeah there's an haway dude and she's beautiful my go she gorgeous wa you know that I love her from Princess Diary exactly and you can't stop staring at her the whole time it's incredible she's beautiful she's so gorgeous um I've never seen Star Wars I've also never seen I if the first I haven't seen any of them so any ever I'm just surprised you haven't seen one of them Star Wars period or the entire thing any of it have you seen have you seen any of them but finger I've only seen one this is how I catch up because I haven't I'm I'm sinking over here okay oh I I think I got a good one wait so I put a finger back up you what I got a good one I I've seen a Star Wars movie put fing finger down you have seen it you put it down okay wait what the heck finger game is hard have I lost so many fingers cuz you you you're cultur yeah you're awesome I've never seen The Matrix oh oh I've never seen either wow oh man that Disturbed me okay we got caught up we're all caught upep I'm pretty sure that's the one that traumatized me it was the and the belly button well there's like like someone is in a tunnel and there's like lasers and I the lasers like cut the person in like pieces and it scarred me for life that and the ring the Rings the ring cooked me forever also that Titanic did the Titanic ruined me yeah someone from chat said Titanic I've seen oh seen it seen it how am I dying you seen it well that was Resident Evil oh wait seen it dog scored me for life okay we've got a bunch of one fingers so you might be the kill shot Leslie H never have I ever seen um she's seen it all How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days I've seen iten seen one never seen movie haven't seen that you want to know a cute story yeah How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days was when I'm like when I was still when I was just a Discord kitten when I was oh my God that's we we we watched that over Discord together wow that's so cute kind of cute and so now our our our like song is the I love you babyway kind of cute yeah iic all right Kenneth clean up please now man thank you K Ken thanks Ken How to Lose a Guy in and there's also 13 Going on 30 never seen that one wait how to lose a that was what I got that mixed up as 10 Things I Hate About youie Legend yeah well from that movie I think on the bachur or something their names are close but uh wait we've got an audience we got someone from the audience we get a check out now which is exciting I love you we do yo my name is Rose and I'm going to be showing you guys my favorite childhood snack Triscuits and cheese so Triscuits and cheese is basically like an elevated version of microwave nachos so you know when you were younger you didn't really have access to like anything but the microwave you weren't really allowed to touch the stove or anything else and then you upgraded one day to being like able to use like a convection oven or something crazy like that that's basically what Triscuits and cheese are for so what you need is you need Triscuits monster cheese and everything bagel seasoning so all you need to do is lay out your Triscuits just like this break up the cheese and you want to lay it down on top of the Triscuits and then you're going to put it in the oven on Broil on low for like I don't know like 5 minutes until it gets a little bit crispy that looks amazing and now the Final Touch we're going to put a little bit of everything bagel seasoning on it beautiful cheese pole oh I got two oopsie two for the price of one fun and easy snack wow thanks Rose thank you Rose Rose thank you for submitting this would be horrible to watch if you're hungry sorry what this is surely everyone watching right now is eating I hope you have food in front of you I'd get so hungry watching it that's all I'm I I like um I I've never thought of just throwing everything bagel seasoning on like nachos never thought of that yeah that's a good idea do you have any weird things that you used to eat as a kid like like struggle meals here's the M here's the microphone take it away I don't think so I got a list of things that show it's normal okay so I don't know it's weird until like my roommates see me and they're like okay that's weird recorded her not that weird it's not it's not I recorded her opening her breakfast burrito biting it in the middle like muted are we back okay biting the breakfast burrito in the middle spreading it out with a fork oh and then taking a fork inserting it into the hole and then stirring it you got to mix up your burrito yeah yeah she's stirring it and then she's eating it from the center of the burrito as if it's like a bowl it's a compostable burrito bowl she just didn't want to she didn't want to deal with the byproduct of having a paper bowl or plate it's it's very economically sound of her and then comes wrapped in paper she ate it wrapped in the paper though like it's still in the burrito paper you know I know paper's a lot more compostable than um a bowl I'd say as the judge and jury here meang explain yourself oh I don't understand what there to explain like why I'm still eating the burrito why you taking a BT out of the middle okay defend this Tina kitten defend this she gets a pizza and peels off all the cheese oh I've never been a defender of this I've been a haer since day one that's foul dude just order it without the cheese and peel all the toppings the cheese off let's just let's just get some bread but it tastes better right like people say to do bread sticks but then bread sticks come with like too much garlic too much oil but it's different with pizza I'm so excited to see what meong brought us to eat no but you have great taste in food and you cook really well it's just the weird she does oh I believe it my favorite thing about eating out with me is that she just takes over oh yeah she's like she talks to the waiter she gets and it's like always amazing every time we do a Korean barbecue she'll like literally just take take the tongs and start cooking it all for us she feeds me too she'll like she'll like put it on your she'll like so nice I don't have anyone no one takes care of me the way meong does it's so nice actually true actually true plus one there something weird you guys eat well we got to check and see whose dish is next oh is it weird is it weird is it okay I'm scared [Music] how can you tell I'm excited it's me young wow me did you Hur you did something with ice cream before right you microwave it but that's like a normal thing that people do explain the Frosted Flakes it's like okay okay cutie don't look at don't don't see me any differently but it's like okay this is the worst one I forgot about this okay but but it's not that weird you know like when you're done eating like cereal you just have like that leftover milk and like you don't know what to do with it it's like but you can force yourself to eat just like a little bit more cereal uh so you put in like that last remaining cereal bits that you have and then as you're contemplating why you're eating so much cereal it just turns really soggy and during that time you can form it into a bow do you eat the bowl yes she eat the bowl eat it a soggy cereal ball it tastes different like it doesn't it's not sweet anymore the all the sugar is gone in the milk and then you're just eating this soggy salty mixture that makes you want and then she's just like that's kind of good all right well I feel like we've aired out me young but we should learn a little bit more about her before we see what weird thing she's about to make us eat for sureen in the game yet bro Janet's cheating everybody I don't Janet's cheating oh my go she actually won You Don't Know Her Like I God she want Bell rub oh oh you're setting me up [Music] oh are you trolling are you trolling you're scar me every for what are you doing we did it guys we did it congratulations a yeah that was cute lit Ken earlier today she was like you want to dye your hair black with me I was like bro I don't know how you sub hair again so jealous of hair like I just bleached my hair like I's dish oh this is good my favorites I grew up with this it's delicious oh my God my goat thank you my goat so good I'm excited so good okay this one we can just dig in we can oh nice we can what is in this um yeah oh wait oh we can see what's in it and then you can explore oh that's right that's right yeah let's see what's in it should be my my sister my sister-in-law always makes those for kids love thank you that's all I know that's how I learned to love spam did you have the same Chef for all these dishes uh I think we got two but yeah wow yeah they're they're working this is awesome they're working L cuz they're a cooker what is that radish radish pickled radish pickled radish would yours always have pickled radish meon like the yellow one yeah yeah yeah yeah is this exact like how like this is like a base one like a standard let's go okay and we got Chopsticks let's go I'm so excited do you know how to use a chopstick whoa why are you asking me you're you are a white friend I'm a white friend I will say that friend that does happen a lot to me I turn out to be the white friend which is great that's my mom doesn't know how to use chopsticks oh shocking to me oh when we went to um when we just ate together you me and my mom oh [ __ ] to [ __ ] yeah she asked for a fork oh yeah yeah she your mother did yeah she did she ate FL with a fork let's feed let's feed me once give me your plate give me your plate yeah I'm feeding me finally we're serving her also you so do you want give you so you take out this I'm not sure yeah I want to eat it like mianga ate it so you took out the root yeah I I would yeah screw the roof so now there's a hole in itly I would push out like half of these things but that was was a kid wait so what are we pushing out I would probably eat it now I'm doing me on role play right now okay okay which what do you push like I'd push out literally everything other than like the spam and the Egg and then I would eat the yellow radish by itself and then and then I would peel I would peel the seaweed it's an interactive meal it was it was interactive for me for sure push out everything it was stimula spam in the egg I totally forgot that I used to do that and then you would peel the seaweed out you would peel the yeah and peel the Seaweed off like just when you're bored and then do you eat it separately the seaweed I I don't like sometimes could like egg and rice bro I tried my mom listen oh my and she call me wasteful I'm like well I don't want to trauma meal who knew I don't want to I never asked for all that how often did you uh have this I know guys welcome to my table we're going to eat and also I'm going to ask you a thousand questions but also you have to eat at the same time wait what was the question Howen did you eat Kim back like almost every day wow what would it be homemade my mom would make it and that was like probably one of the first things I learned to make with my mom but I would put way too much rice in you do love real rice this is good it's not bad I like is still like the the best meal ever to this day I actually want to go to a more Kima place with you I think preparing the ingredients is a bit tedious it's actually it's a labor of love that was a a lot just to push it all out crazy but you get so many slices which is nice you do it's a great lunchbox food in Korea as well I oh really aesthetic too cute I know that aesthetic yeah you can just like cut it up and a lot of kids like eat it in like foil sharable as well mhm when was the last time you made it too long probably the second time the second place we live together oh can I ask a crazy question what's the difference between kimbop and Sushi is that stupid am I the white friend I'll be the white friend it's just what Su has fish it's like you can get sushi with meat sometimes no you I feel like you would to call it Sushi then oh I feel like kimbop is is shorter it's like and whiter keep Pop's like a long it's like a the the roll is different um it does have rice and it does have sush like raw fish we're going to culture you you would never you would never dip it in soy sauce either that's like not a sushi no no like Kim oh kimbop oh you wouldn't dish it do that i i di it today but I normally don't this different rice yeah Chad's saying it's a different um type of rice oil and salt oh yeah okay chat what else do you have to say what else you got to say about that chat yeah chat yeah chat yeah what is this the last supper who's picking those comments yeah it's funny crazy it is I'm already getting after we're done we're going to choose one person to sacrifice from the table yeah you should have wardrobe with like robes like drapery like this like toas CH yeah exactly notes what else chat what else you got for us O blood bags inside of our robes oh wow like vampires just have like a Vampire episode okay just have like everything like blood Edition o goth food and I'll invite Johnny and Jake and Tara yummy and we'll just eat goth food andu that would be fun that'd be so I would love to watch that did you guys bring packed lunches to school or what' you have at school when you were you know Young School Lunch dude oh you would get like my parents were too busy yeah well I didn't like it very much no me neither especially I like school lunch especially when everything turned whole graen one year I was like wa there was a year that they banned hydrogenated oil you know uh sorry you know how everything used to say like partially hydrogenated oil on it uh my mom was like that was I was like trained to look for it the second I flip over anything she like no partially hydrogen oil ever and so I was like hyperware to it but like they they like banned it like trans or something you got banned that's Obama or there's like a percentage of it you're allowed to have in food or something like that but anyways it was a big moment my mom was like see I told you anyways um I like that though I like that it was good I me obviously was bad for you I got the free school lunch and then I got bullied for it wait what that's how you don't getl brought their lunches no it's the opposite no not in my place no if you brought your un L you were rich and cool your parents and your parents loved you when they had time I hid in the classroom microwaving my Theros and I get my pineapple stolen from me no that's crazy that sounds wait but like who did you get bullied by another girl named Kimmy and she would run around literally but like what kind of Lynch did she eat is what I'm asking I guess bro I don't even know she would just chase me around I had to give her my pineapple and I told my mom this I remember this girl I remember the story yeah and then she would give me two Pineapple my mom would pack one for her and oh that's kind of sweet I'm sad though I'm like damn I have to account for getting bullied at lunch like here you go Kimmy please now no you should beat her up I felt so lame because I had a giant lunch box and a huge thermos of soup it it was like really I I was really thankful for it but like I was really embarrassed to like pull out my lunch box cuz it was like this big and bright blue and it was like a rectangle and I lift it up and I pull my thermos out then I pulled my horiz and milk out and I pull my pineapple and I pull Kim's pineapple out and then I'm like fit all of that they were all like in containers refrigerated everything that's kind of cool though cuz you got to use the like teacher's microwave yeah missman a lovely like well balanced I would have got you your pineapple no I would have fought Kimmy there's no way I wonder where Kimmy's at now Kimmy watch this I would have fought how dare how dare you take her pineapple she was cool though you know I wanted to be her friend oh no I had problems what about your lunch B what she's still she's living her best life good time over there recing you're asking me questions while I'm eating Sor sorry I I remember everybody's favorite thing was like the breakfast lunch hash browns I hated them but everyone Lov you hated that I love that so I I'd trade them like currency wait what I would like I would like literally take it from breakfast and like have it throughout the day and like give it to the boy had a crush on oh that's awesome he never loved me back but and then I think about about his version of the story now and I wonder if he like thinks like oh yeah remember that hash brown girl like hash brown look where she is anyway we're going to let meang finish chewing so we can hear more about how she got bullied you're going to have to eat it for [Music] for [Music] [Music] oh we're back everybody and we're full let's leave I totally just didn't straighten out my yeah I know as soon as I see the timer I'm like what back but welcome back guys Kenneth has something special for him okay so you guys remember when you were kids you got like these little place mats and then you got little like games on them we got that for you here coloring both like the streamer Awards thank you yeah on the bottom there's like a little puzzle for you guys to solve it's like a food related puzzle W thank you this looks so awesome oh yeah and then you can figure out and then once you solve all the little puzzles you can find the answers wa it says twitch Prime everybody it's like crazy wait I'm confused well okay what did every guest do on the table every guest do on the table oh that's the answer so we have to do like you know the food saying so like blank of my eye Apple yeah there you go okay the Apple them like blank in a pod oh peas oh sorry peas in a pod yeah you're Speedy is it the crack of horse I don't think it's hung like a horse wait what is it blank like a horse it could be hung like a horse that just feels maybe like hungry like a horse no it's definitely hung what's like oh piss like a horse is that it I got the wine to the glass blank like a horse I'm soor no way you said hung let's let's we'll start on the other side and then we'll figure out what letter is missing what is the crack of the earth crack of the earth oh oh oh the dawn of the Earth the edge of the Earth of the Earth the corner of the earth could be a lot of things the center of the earth center the sun getting hint Sumer of salt salt of the wait I've never heard that before oh you haven't uhuh salt what does that mean eggs to crack wait what blank to crack blank to crack blank to crack from my neck to my back what and my crack okay um take it okay okay um so then the first letter is s what wait why salt I've never heard of that before in my life salt up the Earth what does that mean blank on your face oh the next one is it's egg on your face dude is that I got an egg on my face what does that mean don't not pie on your face Oh I thought it was egg pie on your face it's totally egg and then what's to crack so yeah CRA blank to crack um chat what do you got for us easy to crack blank to crack um egg to crack nut to oh like you're a tough nut to crack nut to crack are you nut to crack that doesn't make sense oh maybe you're oh they're ingredients what or yeah salt nut egg Apple peas and definitely not hung like a horse who said that so it's got to be something like a chat what like a Horse Orange to the horse blank like a horse chat not hunk hungry you really think it's hungry like a horse hungry like a horse maybe eat like a horse piss like a horse hungry is it really hungry hry well then hung would work anyway yeah see we're halfway there okay hungry like okay got it but that's maybe we have to scramble wait I think I know what did every guest do on the table she ate oh wait really wait how did he get wait so we got a lot wrong she eat she ate she ate two peas in a pod two peas in a pod two peas in a pod gives you a a tea wait I'm so I think I'm goofy she Snee she sne oh and you're a hard nut to crack so it's hard waa you know what I wouldn't have gotten that if it if I didn't think I wrote Hut to wait it is eat like a horse not hung like a horse I put ate like a horse oh she at she ate I get very good I did not dude it's it's because I wrote this and I read in here I found cutie Cinderella it's diagonal from the middle and Ray I found kenth wait really yeah [Music] the table here the table what the heck the table oh my God you're so good at this hello did any of you eat crayons growing up no no you found meat cray I didn't Maya ate glue though glue yeah how much glue thank you enough to do huh you know some damage like I would put glue on my hands and peel it off that's fun though that's really satisfying purposely glue your hands peel it off would you ever take needles and just stick them in the first layer yourin yeah I remember doing that or like safety pins yeah okay did you guys ever give your arm hickeys yeah no you did too dude I got in so much trouble for doing that in first grade cuz you get really bored so I was sitting there like my head was on my desk I was just sucking my arm like that and then The Substitute Teacher literally send me me to the office's office yeah well how many hickeys did you give yourself I mean like 10 that's weird behavior that is weird Behavior I would so weird that is strange oh come on no that's you were a klepto as a kid going up so likeing crime I didn't know that wait elaborate what do you mean what would you steal Leslie uh well I would steal L of tell them what you did in uh preschool uh wait uh oh the $100 bills in my one in your diapy M well I C three that jumped to my mind is is the underwear I would steal money from my mom in the middle of the night and put it in my underwear and then like my mom would change me I was that young which it would go like and she's like and then I would give it to the kids at school and then their moms would call my mom and be like your your daughter is giving my daughter money and they're like we're too young to even spend this money so I don't even know I was just in me I was like I knew it was worth something and I knew like people would like me more and then in seventh grade I would steal Dr grips those like shaky pencils I'd steal like 20 of them walk in and then like I would like push him up my sleeve oh my God and then I had like punch and I'd walk out and dump him in my bag and then I'd give them out to people at school as well I'm like here here here I'm like wow what the heck I'm like yeah I got him for you guys uh and then i stle a c player you just reminded me steal too forgot what you stole two I was like a trouble child so I had to go to like a like um I don't know if you would call the therapist but the counselor's office where you just sit and talk to them like why are you doing the things that you're doing and I was like I didn't do but she would give me little candy and I got to like get out of class A lot because of it so but um it was a lot of sliding doors and I think like one day I feel so guilty about it now that I remember but like I like went into her drawer and I like took a lot of candy from her office and like I left and then she was like did you take candy and I was like she was like I know you did it's okay and I was she was honestly so nice but I would steal from her did you cry yeah I always cried a when you get caught it's so embarrassing Sor does she so she never she knew but you didn't admit it well I I did eventually dude the candy was so good what kind of candy it was like milky yeah it it was so good it was so tasty and it was like high- chewy almost milky like did you steal anything um a bobby pin like one wow but I felt entitled to it I felt entitled to it cuz when I would buy packs of bobby pins I'd always be missing some cuz other people would steal it oh you're Justified but then I would always I felt really bad taking that wind bobby pin that was like the last time I ever where did you take it like who did you steal it from um like the grocery store yeah like a Walgreens wow free FBI officer on got it I was I was hoping for all of you to sorry table CRI blackmail and I'm coming clean that would be a crazy twist we all just get you all like crap I didn't get ready to admit anything I failed do you guys remember your first like Elementary School crushes oh yeah like in person ones or like on the TV screen no TV screen so different my first inperson one I remember we played this game in elementary school called don't eat Santa okay and it was like a bingo board okay so you would what's a bingo board look like sorry like just like squares okay but it was all pictures of Santa and so what would happen it' be on a table like this and one kid would have to leave leave the room and the rest of us would choose a Santa and then that kid comes back in and starts eating the M&M's off the Santas and then if you eat the one off the wrong Santa the whole table yells don't eat Santa that's cute you know and but the whole goal is to eat as many you're a kid you want to eat as many M&M as possible and so I my crush was on my table so lucky right like big moment for me I go out I come back in I'm don't eat s I'm like nervous cuz they're going to yell at me soon you know but I get all my M&M's but I want to give my M&M's to my crush cuz I didn't want to eat in front of my crush and Casey thought I was like weird I don't know why I remember consciously thinking like he'll think I'm weird if I eat them so I'm going to save them and give them to him so I grabb the M&M's and then they're like don't eat Santa I'm like okay and then I I hold on to him and then I turn to him later and I'm like I saved my M&Ms for you but they were all melted and he goes ew poopy hands no the fact that it stayed with you this long means that traumatized so Austin if you're still out there oh I remember my God hands is crazy yeah it was really sad it was really sad are you still in contact with him I miss him so much I miss him so funny who else misses their CR do you have any stories like that I mean I I had like a little stalker era not actually but it was element my crush she was the stalker his name was Dominic hey Dominic hey we doing well I'm on the table now I'm at the table now we now um but I uh I like took his school photo and like cut it out and like framed it and then I had a bunch of these Pokemon stickers and I like framed his uh frame with like a bunch of Pokemon stickers and I I like had like a little you know put it on the Shelf this guy like kicking Rock so like blew it with Valkyrie I blew it but that was the extent of it he never like he never found out but like he ended up liking my friend whose also name was Kimmy back no we had a huge falling out she was they're taking everyone can I talk about porn on this who yeah well she was the girl that pretty much like introduced me to porn and I went over we were neighbors and I went over to her place and she's she has a brother an older brother and she was in his room and then she's like down the hall like Ray Ray or Rachel Rachel no one called me Ray back then and so like Rachel come here look at this and then we just start giggling looking at porn and stuff and then she's like let me know if my brother comes and so I'm looking down the hall and he starts coming down the hallway and I freeze right Frozen cuz we're in his room the worst Lookout yeah it was real bad and so um we he got really mad told on us yeah he caught us so we were sitting on the floor in the kitchen yeah his computer so we're sitting on the floor in the kitchen and then uh her last ever since that day we never were friends ever again oh she show that day but like she was so cool like she was I miss her no no no but like she she would also like role play as like a cat and stuff you know she was weird like that she also like lied to me and convinced me that the neighbor stole their horses so we like went down a hill and like released the horses oh yeah you said that was her yeah luckily the guy that like caught us obviously because we released his horses was like my old soccer coach so he didn't call the cops so oh she also like lied about being every ethnicity in the world so I think she was just a compulsive liar at that point yeah hey Kimberly hey Kimmy we're doing well am so embarrassed about all the lies I told as a child like I would say that like you light a lot well I would say like my hamster had a mega mansion that could like uh dress itself and had a clauset and people be like uhhuh I'll be like no it does like serious it literally does like I don't know why think I would lie about that Mega Mansion for the I was like it's like s St yeah he's got his own Butlers I was like and he has his own bathroom and like he has like a tiny like hamster toilet that he sits in and it's it was the dumbest SL but I would just SL out really dumb things like that I got caught really in in fourth grade really embar I saw a couple embarrassing things but the first one is I had a have arm hair like a decent amount right so I I think we all do but like I had more than the average person so in fourth grade I would take scissors and I was in the back of my class and I would cut off my arm hair in the back so no one would see and my teacher Mr Romero looks at me and he's like Leslie are you cutting your arm here and that out loud yes the entire class snaps around mind you this is the class that I gave Dr grips to okay so they they look at me and then they're just like I I just remember like I just turned so red I was like yeah and then he's just like pay attention put those scissors away I like okay that's M up I know it was traumatizing and then um all the girls at my school they had like their parents were all like fashion designers and I remember like they had the coolest jobs and um I was insecure because my mom was an accountant and I was like I was like that's not as cool so I told everyone that my mom worked at the Monterey Bay Aquarium as like one of those divers and I was like yeah my mom works at the aquarium and then they're like oh really and I'm like yeah she's like she Dives and stuff and everything and then so my teacher caught window of it Mr ROM and he's like well your mom works at the monitary be I was like yeah so one day like the cars pull up to get picked up after school and it was like it was like food and like Lesly your mom's here and I was like okay grab my bags and then miss Romero comes up he's like wait I want to go say hi to your mom I was like wait why and then he's like oh well I just wanted to ask her a question I was like oh oh okay yeah and then we get up to the window and then she he asked her to roll the window down it's like Mrs Foo I didn't know you worked at the Montery Bay Aquarium and I was like oh no no no no no I said she she's been to the mon Bay aquarium not worked at it I like that's crazy my mom's like no I'm an accountant and I was like God damn I'm so and it was so embarrassing anyways so but now I think my mom's job is cool because it's really great and she helps me a lot thanks Mom well sorry I thought your job was uncool it's time for us to give our drawings back to Kenneth oh I'm sorry I'm not done she's coloring okay M could keep hers she loves it really yeah mean that whenever mang's happy I don't want to ruin it she's been dialed in on this no I I'll give it up no finished accounts are cool someone said oh God lizie doesn't think I'm cool you're cool I she gave just save it for her accounts are cool yes accounts are great we don't have enough of them just for the record um well I'm still hungry I don't know about you guys Star sa the room I'm safe I think it's time we guess and see whose course is next there's two left Leslie that's Leslie that's me that's the the eyes so good wow that is me wow hello hello let's and my dish is drum roll do I say it oh they bring it out yeah say it you can say it now Kenneth's getting it what is it oh Kenny no uh Dr roll please juon soup won soup good yeah I'm actually excited my mom and I would used to make won soup uh she'd do most of it but she would take we' go to like 99 Ranch or ranch99 whatever and then she'd buy all the ingredients and blend it up in this blender thing and then it would be like this kind of cold wet looking thing and then we would take those papers and then we'd have a bowl of water and oh yeah so that's just that's just me in high school like they you said food related pictures that's honestly just me at a Chinese restaurant like that's my grandma that's my Auntie Kathy and Naomi and Janice next to just my family I just it was like pictures around food no it's not I think even just like showing pictures of like your family me a Chinese and that's me at dimsum uh we love dimsum on Sundays we'd eat dimsum and then um that's me with glasses I was in like maybe high school then that's my brother and my mom and we we would get uh we would get um you know like the brother the brother yes the brother brother the brother so that was that but that's not me making wons but we would make wons and it was fun because you would like take the paper and then you dip your finger and then you'd like put the thing inside fold it over and then like tie in a little knot thing and then you'd like boil them yeah that's another labor of love that's a lot yeah so I was like I just have good memories around making won soup with my mom and so it was like what dish did your parents make or were you around a lot I was like H that and beanie weenie beanie weenie well Kenneth Kenneth's gonna be bringing it in but let's check out let's check out Leslie a little more oh hello what everyone here what up everybody we'll see us as like a TV show this is like come home and watch this person I want to know everything about this person oh can you make the pig sound like making without a recipe I don't know if I would dare yeah I'm doing swirls [Music] so and then she broke into the Vet on accident no what thanks so much everyone I really never thought this moment would come most of here we are where was I was I changing I don't know that in my room oh thank you so much never that's why you kicked her out that's why we're no longer so stole cute that was very cute yeah that was cute um yeah yeah so that is the dish enjoy oh enjoy as if she cooked it enjoy enjoy oh we're missing some look rainbow wait that's pretty oh thanks Kenny smells does it look like does right off the bat the soup is darker than my mom would make it with it basically like look like water gosh dang it Kenny no no I'm not saying this might be more flavorful because my mom's very salt conscious so like everything very minimal salt no hydrogenated hydrogenated thank you so much thank you thank oh my God wantons we can we can check and see how this one was made and see if it was close cuz this has to cool down before you take that bite for sure you got to be patient you got to be [Music] patient they need them by hand it's been I've only made one on maybe a handful of times yeah but they are a pain in the butt they are this this part is so fun though you package all of them into little little dump a little one like that oh it smells so good oh good heav yeah I have chills wow careful kenthy careful H yourself oh wow wonderfully folded look at that wow wow oh yeah there you go our Chef's over there celebrating yay great work this is so good no way this was harder than the mac and cheese and hot dogs I do want to know what the hardest one to make was but she just said they were all easy piece of cake wait I know you guys we having real chefs which is why I was like it's you know little scared going be good oh this also has Bo toy love Bo toy I shrimp M would your moms have shrimp in it no not on the outside it was just like all blended into one thing right but this is this is tast going to be tasty too wow wow oh what a little carrier for the special thank you awesome my goodness uh first taste first taste they're just so fun I'm sorry do I keep taking your spoon you do but it's okay I don't know why I'm doing that okay first taste oh okay I just love things in meat inside of dough wait in any form not not yeah vessels like like any form like Curry Puffs wontons dumplings um anything where there's like a a a starchy outside and a meaty shrimpy any kind of inside I love it I I just realized that maybe well I think I've known that but like it really does those are special yeah okay do you like it oh yes oh I haven't had the actual on time yet we eating she goes okay just the way she ended that s your um cutting your hair story reminded me of your arm hair story reminded me of how I first became conscious of my unibrow you do not have a uni brow I not anymore I plucked it for so long for so many years so it doesn't grow back but in middle school I very much so did and when I started getting bullied for it I literally took a razor straight up like so you could tell cuz it was literally the length of a razor and I shaved it and then I was at lunch and this guy named Mitchell came up in front of everyone in front of everybody was like did you take a razor to your unibrow oh I was so embarrassed but then that's when I discovered tweezers and I never went back Mitchell dude Mitchell if you're watching this right now screw you he Mitchell we hate you Mitchell hope in ch said not all Mitchells all Mitchells no we mean it all Mitchell fumbled it for literally every other Mitchell on the planet did Mitchell and Dominic knew each other yeah we all knew each other my hometown is very small so there literally two middle schools in one high school and so everyone just like knew of everybody [Music] that was the girl that took the razor to your unibrow one time I I also had bad eyebrows and um and I would um I would not no tweezers I take them a razor and go this way but then I shaved off half my eyelashes oh no I did that but I shaved off half my eyebrow everyone made fun of me no yeah D why is T so mean yeah I remember got bullied cuz I um I was experimenting with makeup and I used a white eyes Shadow and it was my first first boyfriend his name is Brandon hey Brandon hey Brandon my first boyfriend his sister like I caught her just talking [ __ ] in the hallway was like yeah my brother's girlfriend Rachel she uses white eyes Shadow and she doesn't know it looks really bad and I over I overheard her and I just started sobbing it was so sad and then I you know I never I don't know what it is about a girl growing up but like okay when you first like I don't know about you guys but like I had to like ask my mom for bra cuz I noticed all the other girls had a bra and I had to like ask my like I didn't never ask my mom for makeup I just like kind of like like found it I guess yeah did your parents like introduce that stuff to you I had to steal my BR bro I just feel like my mom should have given me a bra sooner yeah that's how I felt I was like what was I do with my myow lips out like it just felt so in a you look back at childhood photos and you're like damn M yeah and I was wearing like a little collar shirt and I was like dude somebody had had to do something about that like please like I don't know I just wish he did something anything did it just started hurt hurting for you guys like sorry yeah Nostalgia turns into a puberty episode everybody I'm not going to lie I was so embarrassed to talk about like like when they started growing that like I I didn't know who to ask and I was like I can't talk to my mom so I asked I asked my friend to meet me on a game and I and I had a our characters walk into a corner of like a game way really oh so cute actually messaging her in the global chat in this like a private message the corner G with that not a private message but it was like some random cabin in this like open world game and I was like meet me by this bed in this town I need to tell you something I'm like I was just like messaging to her was like um so do you have boobs like yeah you're just on Club Penguin you know the game was I'm not going to say what game it was Skyrim sky just it was a game she had no business being on either I she did not play that game I asked her to make an account just so you could talk to her about it yeah well it's cuz that was like before like I knew how to get on social media I didn't even know how to do any of that what' she say um she was like yeah you know she developed like faster than I did so she was just like so so confused as to why I asked her to get on this video game and meet her in the second floor of this cabin in this one that's so I just remember like the text showing up in the global and I was just like it's so what wait what did she what advice did she give you um she was like oh that's like normal I was like is it like cuz I don't yeah I don't know it just when they grow it just feels like it hurts it hurts it hurts and it feels weird and you're like whoa what's happening I'm still waiting oh we got some push-up in here today but um we're going to throw it to a break and we're going to be right back oh oh bye bye [Music] [Music] n [Music] [Music] [Music] for [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay void and today we're going to be making [ __ ] which are like Mexican meatles you're going to need ground beef some salt pepper garlic powder some cilantro if it doesn't bother you Serrano if you want it to be spicy an onion tomato some garlic some rice I use about this much for 2 lb and then this is the secret ingredient the dry ingredients the onion the cilantro and the rice is all in here we're going to go ahead and mix it up together to make little meatballs [Music] yum that looked amazing that looked so good I love meatball that's your Smurf it is my it's my I was ready for you to elaborate no I I just like it it's my it's the name of my valerant valer oh okay she's got a Smurf coun that good that looked so good I've never had that it's like a soup she said she used to make with her mom dude moms are the best moms are great moms are great moms moms hi Mom which one of you is going to be mom you ever want to be a mom I was considering freezing my eggs yeah we're going to do a BOGO we talked about it at the same time yeah a bu one I was literally thinking right after we're settled moving we should go into bro it's so scary though I watched videos like you literally have to inject yourself two times a day for like three weeks we can do it together inject me group we'll inject each other in a circle that's insane you said you would inject me yeah right in the stomach I can't look it's making me feel freey already oh my god well well this won't make us feel I can't believe you guys are doing group on egg freezing do they have group on no I feel like if we buy in bulk if there's enough of us if you're affiliate code yeah cutie Cinderella to Freez your eggs now oh a stream Let's uh dude we can make content we just live stream like injecting each other we'll make a new podcast called three eggs in a basket oh my God and then we'll roll marbles to see who goes first yeah it'll be great anyway I'm a Content genius we're going to check out who this is next what dude what if what if you guys like did a gamble on like who gets what egg later dude I I have a kid it looks just like cutie oh my God it is W thank you oh my goodness W what they made my lips look so luscious there the artist did an incredible job making it look like us it's awesome yeah they did a good job um let's check out Tina's highlight reel yeah hello everyone this is really important oh god oh back oh God I'm so confused oh no no f Russell what what is that we just we we should have stayed in our safe haven dog weenie wait there's so many do you like talking to yourself well it's never on purpose I'm going to go try and convince people to eat french fries with me it's been a good one thank you for having me Las Vegas wow hosting should be a that's when I moved out that's what I left my apartment that's so funny that's funny Vegas oh man what a time you do you miss it no Las Vegas oh she hated it terrible was bad well Kenneth let's have Tina's meal her last supper oh Kenny Kenny Kenny this Kenny died unfortunately he's dead we'll dedicate our last on the way on way he put that among clip in there cuz I remember that so vividly me just leaving yes I was like w no one's ever done this to me before was like our first time eating Kenny's alive hi K Kenny we thought you died you know this was like my favorite thing to eat growing up like actually wait really dude yeah I eat this every week oh my God what's the dish tin what's the dish it's called [Music] P chees it's cheese wait I thought you didn't like cheese um dude there's hot dogs in here as well I think they're supposed to the same yeah our meal was the same and I wasn't even that big on hot dogs but this is like a I think this dish is a byproduct of us occupation in Korea so okay I and I also I too am my BYOD yeah someone said Army occupation C so um you know I'm mixed and to me it's like Korean food and American food mixed into one big thing and that's craft singles hot dogs Ramen yes Ramen okay so on a scale of one to spicy how spicy is it not spicy it's it can be kind of spicy you don't have to eat that much no I'm going to try it I'm going to I'm so sorry honestly I realized that like got lots of Chopsticks like after like kind of later I was like oh like maybe it might be spicy for Ray no no it's okay I I'm going to try it thank you did the hot ones challenge well we'll see how much spice they add into it oh yeah true here we transition um yeah but this is I think like sorry we'll good I want to see this what's up okay yes there's just yeah spices there's your spice Ray spice oh yeah I love mus mushrooms mushroom o yum tofu kimchi spam spam spices this looks delicious I'm so glad they didn't make the version with baked beans in it cuz I don't like that one thank you so much for not putting baked beans in here thanks I know it is gross oh is that rice cakes yeah oh it's rice the craft singles is so funny to me I I feel like that's so Random that's awesome how do you say it again Tina did I think p means like military hard to say military okay maybe bu CH saying it right it's just romanized Korean is like rough it just doesn't sound right um but okay so you used to have this meal when well it's just like such an easy thing cuz we always had craft singles at our house cuz you know my dad and we always had like was white as hell he love that [ __ ] we always had craft singles singles hot dogs and like we had kimchi at our house so it was just kind of like an easy thing to whip up together sometimes like there would be a lot of iterations of this um I think like back in the day as well like I think it comes from I think it's like maybe like a war torn time but they would like uh creep people would like look for things to put in like big soups and big Vats of soup and like there would they would find cans of spam okay because of like uh like soldiers staying there or like craft singles canned beans I don't like that one but just a bunch of other stuff yeah so just a bunch of things like that but then you it's spicy oh really yeah it's not spicy at all yeah not even not even I mean it's got a Teensy kick but it's really not that bad at all wait Ray I'm impressed I I think my tolerance is improving mhm wait how so I think after I did the hot ones challenge oh wait really I've just been also we've done so many charity streams like I feel like there's always hot sauce involved or hot Cheetos or something and I burned off your taste butt yeah oh my God awesome does it taste anything like you remember Tina or is it is it not um no it does there's like a lot of different ways to prepare it I guess I usually don't have it with these kinds of mushrooms honestly me when you know like Korean food do you eat these types of mushrooms in it often I think it just depends on what kind I guess so right like maybe it's regional but I don't know but honestly as long as you have like the hot dogs in and the cheese it carries that taste so funny the cheese is funny do you ever put cheese in your Ramen all the time yeah it's like a similar I love cheese yeah cheese is great I'm yum I've never had cheese and ramen ever really oh my God on Shin Ramen at the end crack some eggs in there and and sprinkle cheese and let it melt a bit and the the meal I almost chose was fun is um we would just eat ramen raw do you ever get the raw pets and just yeah that was a gotoo and like you were like cool when youd pop it out at lunch and you just chump into the cardboard of the ramen yeah that's pretty good it was the crunchiest thing ever yeah there's a bunch of random stuff in here I would eat it with a lot of friends after school too when it's like rainy they just serve it in like a big pot in the middle and then they have like a they high school friends oh yeah I thought there was like a place you would go no no the soup Place wait what do you mean like at school do you pull out a pot like after after school in Korea I guess yeah it was the best so most people's like this was like very typical you saw this a lot um I don't I mean in Korea maybe yeah yeah how long were you in Korea before you came to America I think I lived there for a total of like 16 years oh my goodness more time there than here actually a long time yeah that's crazy and you don't have a lot of Korean food often do you I think I do do you so is it very nostalgic when you have it I don't it doesn't feel nostalgic cuz I still eat it so much in a way maybe yeah but this one feels more nostalgic to me just because I grew up with it a lot yeah but K felt almost more nostalgic now that I think about it cuz I don't get to eat it as much and it's really expensive here really I don't know why it's like in Korea it's like $2 for a roll but here you have to pay like 10 or 12 how does this measure up to your memory of it soup yeah um I think for me there's like way more kimchi M more spice yeah yeah a little hotter more green onion like the big kind like pie you know like the big leafy one instead of the scallions you know what I mean I think that one like makes a big difference actually it's actually hard to find that unless you go to like an Asian you from Asian market it's pretty good yum wow this is good I like eating this with me thanks for having I've never tried this I'm very excited to try it but we're going to play another game who's excited I'm excited yeah if you're excited at home you could use your Twitch Prime right now if you felt like it if you're it's free trye with your ear I don't know you guys think about it because we ate so much but I'm just rubbing my food baby right now yeah it's big not yours sorry she big it's a girl oh you can just tell yeah my body no need to freeze eggs any longer we're playing would you rather have no we're going to debate about the correct answer and then also see what Chad thinks is the correct answer would you rather have no teeth or no friends I mean you can get dentures does that count or no I would say that let's just say you can't also replace your teeth to be like to have teeth you just have no teeth I think me without teeth would make me have more friends but you don't get to have friends you have no teeth I feel like I feel like friends are so important for mental health yeah like you'd be you'd look good but you'd be alone don't know how to respond that sorry M and I were having a moment um wait so you guys lot can you make friends with no te hey yo wait what nothing she's saying she'd be talented I said I would be so talented oh my God that's crazy that's funny um what if everyone just is a lover then what that's what do you mean could you elaborate Tina on what you mean by that what if you just have a bunch of boyfriends and girlfriends then you wouldn't technically call them friends because then they'd be offended and then you can also keep your teeth oh she found a loop that's my girlfriend that's my girlfriend that's my girlfriend that's my girlfriend that's my boyfriend that's my boyfriend that's my girlfriend no I don't [ __ ] with lwig but I love him I would do no teeth no teeth wait wait wait no friends wait no teeth I want the one where I have friends that's tripping me out wait I want teeth okay so you want tea but you said I can't have Dentures you don't get friends though you're alone but you look good I'm not going to be alone I'm going to have many wives and husbands but you can't have friendly conversation with them only love yeah you you can only like the second you start to get to know each other and they disappear yeah yeah exactly no what that's what makes them a lover that was that's what makes them a friend sorry only uh got we need to counter this loophole okay chat you have to vote a for no teeth B for no friends dude but loneliness is so like depressing yeah and it's it's been killing me oh oh my God my loneliness teing dude that went so far over my head sorry I was about to be I thought lesie was going to get it I thought Leslie was yeah no I she lovesy I do it's been a while what are they saying the I like Britney as well they're all saying a they're all saying no teeth so they want friends wow we everybody hey everyone who typed B someone in chat check on them please I'm not going to lie though it would really suck not being able to eat like some food that requires teeth like what like steak I could do it you you so many friends they baby bird it to me so no Dentures you would do that no dentur you help me you just have to have souit forever souit imagine us Korean barbecue Cooks It chews it then gives it to spits it in your like you you would gum it down yeah yeah that's a that's the real hakua no we make make too many smoothies A1 they said A1 by a land slide that's crazy okay now I feel like a weirdo for picking B maybe I'll do a want to be alone with your nice teeth no because if everybody is saying no teeth then I'm going to be the weird one with teeth that's true if the whole world has no teeth you're the weird what are you doing with mouth Stones weirdo mouth Stones is wild I'm sorry then I be like that is kind of weird that we just have teeth yeah I guess if everyone didn't have teeth we would be the weirdos um but they look good teeth are nice yeah dude what the heck I mean I'd be dummy if everybody else she just realizing teeth are weird Kenneth do you want teeth or friends I'd like friends right wow that seems like the right choice that's he said kitten now now tell her Kenny get out of here her leave it's okay it's okay listen I do feel like you're a social butterfly and I feel like you regret it yeah probably Tina is a social social butterfly can I we something about you Tina whoa can I leave yes you can no you can totally by all means thank you so much for for the food wait can I wait we're mik up it doesn't matter she's like what could cutie possibly say I'm going to say it's going to embarrass you you're going to go red what is it what is it just say it Tina has a secret that she doesn't tell any of us about what and she can sing like a Virgin by Madonna better than Madonna it is actually the true it's the true it's not true everyone's been saying you were God here singing crazy dude okay for starters oh no no don't they were all on a Coors Light multiple I wasn't I completely sober and heard it and it's been amazing I had I was it's not even that much of a secret because oh okay sorry sorry you on two separate occasions there have been videos of me post like singing this song and I did not know that those were going to be posted so I'm like like they're they're out there for sure and I was also on the Coors Light and other things uh like like vodka and stuff but you know and then so I'm definitely pitchy and so now the only proof that's out there is me being pitchy and free Wild I yeah who posted that just a just a handful of of people living in the moment living in the moment and I was like wow I don't live I don't post mine dude it it was it was crazy it was crazy I it it left me this the words that are coming out of my mouth is how I felt when get into your you really feel it I'm not kidding everybody watching everyone just went no it's your karaoke sound no that's I think everyone has a karaoke s yeah but like it's like your charact like you hear the intro when you throw the mic to you you're like Tina you're like okay but also the summer concert theme is pop icons and we're going full costume Dance I'm hiring anyone a choreographer that once one you got to do can I be your background dancer has to you have to I didn't know you were doing that this is a great segue since when were you doing that it's been in the works I do a summer concert every year Leslie's usually there she's got shy lately I'm shy but I'll be there in your and can I be your background dancer why are you shy you know no Leslie's shy does not make sense to Mees that mean you're refra I guess so I mean I learned to like vowels and stuff I guess I was in anyway that's literally you let me know when you're ready to put on those would you do it the Madonna fit you should really do it one sh would be so funny put you you have the cone you got the high pony you got the mic dude that be so we get you backup dancers please be awesome what do this turn into come on just think about it just think about it just think about it I will ponder it wait what are you doing Chapel R baby wow which one wow I don't know yet I don't know yet are you going to dress like Chapel make up and oh my it'll be F do have what are you doing make a [ __ ] go on and on it's a feminine nomon so good brat summer Leslie what what's brat summer is that a song is that a thing it's time for you to sing hell no I'll be in the crowds try to gets so mad at me I'll be sitting by me with my glow stick guys let's have the dance go up wait we can she gets she gets violent she says I will not let you hold uh Nai anymore if you bring up another concert and cutie loves Nai I love Nai yeah she does it's true I think all the pictures at my birthday party CU just holding it's actually so cute it is where's Nai I Hon like you fell asleep on the couch and I like took Nai upstairs I I make sure had food I like so stressful sweet I didn't know you did that I did we're ready for dessert Ken but I I was I was a freak you could ask lie I was like do we need to carry we need to we need to take me someone get her a blanket well we got to take her shoes off she's sleep with her shoes that's bad someone's going to draw on her face that was so stressed that was so stressed that's crazy I don't go to parties often no it was great you started the whole karaoke party like you say you don't go to parties but like you're the life of the I have to work at the part I have to find a job it was when the kitchen gave me this I was questioning it suspicious this looks so s this is dessert wait what this is dessert on stream dessert this is dessert everybody just a bag of sugar yeah oh this is this is I decided to start and end show this is a dessert from my childhood oh my God I told you I grew up in a weird neighborhood no it's not fun so what I would do is this citric acid is I would oh my God it tastes M like funit oh it is like a pixie stick oh yeah oh my God blue raspberry oh it got the audio went out it's it's Kool-Aid powder and sugar cat it said there like it's what it's it's Kool-Aid powder and sugar oh bad time to walk in that's so awesome and i' put it I'd put it in these Ziploc bags I started this in sixth grade I put on these Ziploc bags I'd call it pixie dust and I'd take it to school and sell it you would sell it you were also an early entrepreneur yeah I was broke so I was like like I'm going to I'm going to make my my family some money that reminds me my first business is I would um do you guys remember when Burger King had those Pokemon like they had like those gold Pokemon cards or the gold Pokemon figures not gold figures but they had like little figurines I would collect those take them to school and then sell them at Reese's that's yeah it's awesome yeah I also sold snowballs during winter they would buy pre-rolled snowballs that is insane that that's funny yeah that is a luxury my first business wow wait pre-rolled snowballs yeah I would roll them up make a pile and then our Reeses like I had a little snow stand W and kids would come up and like literally give me like a quarter for a snowball W that's so funny yeah they throw it at each other that is insane the rawness that this is causing when I like rub my tongue against the top of my mouth is so familiar you are just going I'd recommend ITP a spoonful and then dip your tongue it's a more efficient way of of of sucking your finger and dipping it just go straight to it m I sold the Eraser shaving oh recess not Reese's eraser shavings yeah I sold eraser shavings oh nice I would take like you know the pink erasers and I would put it in the uh shaver and I would shave off a little curl of eraser then I would draw a little smiley face on the end of it and I called them wormies that's so funny that's adorable small curly like pink eraser shaving says dying the fingers yeah it it does dye you oh I didn't even know it was going to do that c and chat she's on she's on next month's episode leak I'm leaking she's on next month's episode so it's once a month I didn't August 14th is the next one I really didn't want her on the first one I thought it would scared people away get wrecked Get Wrecked oh I am full like actually packed this was such a wonderful meal this was awesome all the Nostalgia of growing up in the theme of childhood today yeah oh yes I would have changed my um was like no I would have changed my childhood food why there's like this one childhood food that I think they would have made really well it was like A5 Waggy with like caviar why am oh you're giving that I would have done like a lobster tail wait a minute no I was a big snow crab enjoyer as a child myself yeah s next month no matter what make it yeah well well thank you guys thank you guys for coming on the table I've had a lovely experience chat thank you for pulling up a chair don't forget check out foosley check out Tina kitten check out valky check out katamina it's like we're roommates again oh yeah all five of us oh oh oh well you still have me for a long time yeah while to go you never time to go scared she's scared no I'm happy to be at home why she say like that no no it's just empty not with you myself I love with [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] |
uh yo whoa kitten hey coots whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you're being a monster excuse me hi we don't bother doors like that let go let let go let let go of the chair wow wow okay we've got a wily one here today hello how's it going jesus she's on crack she's on crack ladies and gentlemen jury of the hour the kitten is on crack would you like this come here do you want it do you want this here no you don't want it okay cool a piece of us that song's been stuck in my head all right hello hello hello why did i just what did i get logged on twitch what okay it doesn't want me to log in what is going on hello login oh my god kutz is coots get the [ __ ] down come here let go durst is not happy you're here please let go let go hey let go stop what is wrong with you how many times oh my god you are being a menace oh you're a menace to society you're a menace to society relax please thank you for the seven months oh my god i almost dropped my phone sorry one second i gotta i'm gonna log back into twitch it logged me out for some gd reasoning okay eight zero okay submit please keep me logged in though please don't kick me out okay hackerman's you guys are not going to hack with two numbers of the code they texted me okay um hello hello hello we do need some music i wonder if this is copyright it says it's nintendo forest so i feel like it's not cat is that loud for you guys are you getting married maybe we should change the title to atriac wedding prep yo is that too loud now hello christine thank you the five months [Music] now it's a little loud okay how's that are we in a tavern yes goddammit maybe a little less i shouldn't have touched it it sounded like it was fine before uh c x q on thank you for the six months least coco think of eight months if you do not leave durs alone you're gonna go in timeout how many times do i have to take you away from her stop come here you're going timeout you're going to time out you have to go hang out with nicky angling come on you're in timeout come to me come to me oh no do not attack me okay tell all your friends that you're going in the timeout tell them all say guys i was bad i'm going to timeout i wouldn't stop attacking durs okay don't say mao no what do you have to say okay you're hanging out with nick here you go she's being bad she's attacking theirs you have to play ballarat now cat goodness gracious she's in timeout chat don't feel bad for her she deserves it all right coots is a teen now dude she's out of she's out of control eight months pog thank you for the eight months all right she's louise oh there's two rivers hi handsome come here oh oh my goodness oh my goodness do you want to say hi do you want to say hi yeah maybe we should say hi to everyone do you want to you're wagging your tail like you want to okay okay come here oh that's the side my hair falls on we'll put it here come here come here okay okay you just gotta get down you don't need to freak out you want some turkey bacon oh my god colton thank you for the time gifted thank you so if he gets a snack ready when did you get some you'll get some doggy turkey bacon free coots no absolutely not coots is not free because kutz is attacking this kitty and this kitty doesn't deserve to be attacked huh no you don't deserve to be attacked you don't deserve to be attacked do you do you know say no i don't ow no biting being nice thank you oh thank you nice oh that [Music] okay it's your kitchen [Music] i'm sorry i won't bother you can i pet you now okay i'm sorry i'm very sorry it's all yours i'm sorry i'll back up i'm sorry how dare i sorry about that i'm sorry okay you'll take my kisses alerts aren't on screen okay i'll fix it can i just play like animal crossing music what is this [ __ ] it's so loud um there you go there you guys go there's is a bit traumatized from coots animal crossing piano is what i'll do animal crossing the [ __ ] animal crossing piano music for 12 hours please yay ali thank you for the 16 months my kono ship thank you for the two months lavender missed thank you for the eight animal crossing on oh for an hour this is piano 31 animal crossing wild world okay perfect great uh becca thank you for the five months colton again thank you for the 10 very nice of you caboose thank you for the six months saliva thank you for the eight months land before dino nuggies thank you for the 13 flay think of the nine kd thank you for the prime ben din thank you for the prime wise coco thank you for the eight months see okay i'm all caught up i'll get up can loop the vod the video oh yay how how how does one loop a video dot dot dot hmm i can't figure it out tug or not thank you for the eight months where's your this necklace from this necklace is from zara oh my god that's the mouse right click right click what the video right click the vid okay you should give there's a line haircut i tried to and he got sent back from the groomer because he was too mean did i just break my mouse no way hello okay right click a loop [Music] vivi thank you thank you for the the five gifted i need to turn up notice because now i can't hear those okay sound settings what are you doing excuse egumi they say straws killed the turtles but i think it's the durs nope is this fun this is kind of fun huh is it fun are you having a good time okay i'll stop talking to you i'm sorry all right i'm sorry i'll stop talking to you this is my bed that's my bad i shouldn't have bothered you he deserved the straw well he can have it i didn't take it away from him i'd like to make that very clear he was just gonna walk away with it and that was the problem hey come here do you want this candle no okay you're leaving all right it's fine too okay i can't figure out how to turn up oh boy oh boy oh boy okay everyone relax for a second i just messed up the sound settings [Music] okay how's that cuties there's a girl durs is whatever he wants to be bailey thank you for the six months can you do what scent is that candle it's a really shitty one it's coconut and honey but it's i mean it smells fine where do you get the cake stand that is just um a spinner from amazon if you go in my discord under baking streams you'll get a pdf that links all the recommendations i have for baking awesome hell yeah music is a good level thank you cutie one is the wedding nanya okay i have chat good oh [ __ ] oh that should be fine actually stay all right people are asking how many tears the cake in chat nobody asks how many tears oh my gosh well we're not starting on the cake today um we're starting on other things why are there so many bananas on your counter because atriox cake is banana and they need to get ripe before the wedding the wedding is next week it's on friday the 5th i can say that because atrialk leaked it other things yes oh my jesus uh thank you for the hundred dollars holy moly thank you so much so kind of you it's very generous thank you so much holy moly thank you cool i'll be there okay perfect he will be streaming it so um [Music] thank you 100 is insane it's very kind um how long before the wedding do you usually finish a cake uh depends how like prepared you are you could finish a wedding cake a week before wedding if you were dope um i will not um i will not be what is the best way to learn how to cook should i follow a book or watch gordon ramsay i would um honestly the best way to learn how to cook this isn't even like not sponsored but get like hello fresh or blue apron and it really teaches you the basics i'm not kidding have you made wedding cake for a wedding before yes many many times do you freeze it how does it stay fresh for a week you freeze it when is pog camp gonna be i don't know um a week old cake yes i guarantee you can't tell the difference and i guarantee you've had more than if you're if you're getting cupcakes from a bakery that uses um box cake mix you've probably gotten cupcakes that are like a month old um am i wedding the bakers forgot they were supposed to make a cake the day and ended up making the whole thing the morning of my wedding that is absurd wow won't the cake slide after thawing no i've eaten frozen cake that was four months old tasted almost like fresh exactly um have you any interest in trying to make a realistic cake giving them a trending on youtube um i mean i've done it before it's just a really boring video because they take way longer than like a lot of the youtube edits do and since i do um you know all my stuff live it wouldn't necessarily be a good stream it might be a good youtube video but it wouldn't be a good stream um in the bakery i worked at in germany we made all the cakes fresh i mean ideally you make all the cakes fresh but with wedding cakes when you have 12 weddings the same weekend it's literally impossible so [Music] uh radar thank you for the sub um toaster strudel what does that have to do with anything i've seen it slide at weddings i'm a wedding photographer but i live in humid ass tennessee and it was in the middle of july i promise you that that baker didn't know what they were doing because the wedding cake should never slide no matter how hot it is outside so there's that there's types of frostings that you can use if it's really hot outside that will prevent that from happening um where's coots he's she's in timeout i'm in pain i'm sorry to hear about that how long did you work at the bakery um i don't know a long time a few years pretty sweet trip thank you for the 10 months i like how i decided to join a baking stream at 1am well i don't know how much baking we're going to do today um we might just be doing a lot of prepping do cakes need to be fondant wrapped to freeze well absolutely not no pretty sweet trip thank you for the 10 months is this korea yes are you okay yes if you don't bake i die what have you ever made a toaster strudel or we overmake one on stream no i mean i have made a testosterone but i will not be making one on stream trying to work at a bakery what should i put on my resume um what experience do you have friend i don't know what a strange question when is wedding next week qtc pie free think of the four months is there a wedding cake you made that you remember for good or bad reasons there's one wedding cake that i made that in my opinion was gorgeous um that the bride hated it's actually one of my most favorite wedding cakes ever made but the bride hated it um and then i had another wedding cake that i made that was a better idea in my brain and then once i executed it was kind of ugly so that was sad uh alec andre thank you for the nine months thank you and enjoy the ylyo on hassan's street thank you i can't wait to see what we're making tonight thank you disco thank you and miss prezzo where's president i think you're great at everything you do thank you for the 13 months will the will the frosting cake sweat onto the fondant make it look weird no so there's no fondant on my wedding cakes i don't use fondant and it'll be defrosted by the time the wedding starts so you won't be able to see any humidity on it um i can't wait to move an apartment soon so i can bake a cake that's exciting when is wine about it the next episode will be uploaded on the new youtube on monday the never before seen episode brand new episode on monday for one about it tts echo well it won't echo once i walk away from the computer it's a reason you don't use fondant yes it's ugly and it tastes bad uh what is the goal of the wedding cake taste look we don't have to worry about the wedding cake right now because we're not making the wedding cake for a few days [Music] your kids love fondant i'll tell you what you should not let your kids eat fondant it is just sugar any luck with the cake pot container what what does that mean cake pot um broba fett thank you for the two months so i remember the frosting for the fake banana cake um it was cream cheese frosting super close up i will be moving relax i just like to start the first 30 minutes of my stream talking to you guys sad story i didn't even eat my own wedding cake a lot of people do that how long before cake goes bad it depends how you store it um you could keep cake in a freezer for over a year it'd be fine my girlfriend keeps saying i should see your cake yummy gives a taste she won't send pigs so see it in person any advice i don't like desserts that was so lame keep trying thank you for the eight months looks dead thank you for the three months was there fondant on miss kip's head cake yeah but that's just because it's easy fondant is easier than um fondant's easier than buttercream that's why a lot of people use fondant [Music] but i hate it what's your dream wedding cake design i don't really have one the chocolate cake you made for hassan is a cake of my dreams it looks so amazing oh thank you when is the wedding next week um wasn't the egg also like half styrofoam yeah cause i just didn't want to waste so much cake do you like carrot cake yes do you have a pastry you enjoy baking the most not really why does fondant taste so weird i mean it's just sugar that's all it doesn't taste weird it's just sugar it's just a it's only sugar it's only sugar and water that's how you make fondant do weddings always have to have a cake no just tradition but you can always break tradition um cutie comedian cannoli stream yes someday i thought it had gelatin i mean maybe some fondant does but not any that i know of ever made cake pops yeah we have are we gonna see the end result of the wedding cake this stream no the wedding cake isn't even being started this stream the next few streams we are going to be in the kitchen did adriac ask you to volunteer to make a cake i just assumed you or the cake maker of the group haha um i believe i volunteered have you ever made tres leches cake yes any tips for decorating cakes in hot weather patience is my only tip for you hey chat guess what when she is making a cake it will say in the stream title damn zorg got him what are we prepping um so for atrialx wedding we're making quite a few things because we're also doing the dessert table and in the dessert table we will be having chocolate chip cookies snickerdoodle cookies lemon bars macarons fruit tarts am i missing anything else i feel like i'm missing something oh chocolate mousse [Music] so today all we're doing is um testing out macarons because i actually haven't learned i'm from washington for those of you who don't know i'm from washington and the weather there is very different than the weather in california and one of the hardest things to make depending on weather is macarons um i have not successfully made them in california yet so we have to do some troubleshooting um to figure out how to make those it's gonna be a pain in the ass i actually um am kind of sad about it how much would you normally charge for here's cake [Music] 600 plus probably a 200 delivery fee and then the dessert assortment that i'm making them would probably be at about seven dollars per person times 150 what's that um yeah kota thank you for the five months 1500 yeah i'm not worried about it though most weddings you had in one weekend i believe i had 12 was the most i had to do one time um what's the profit on the 800 total [Music] i mean it's all profit but the issue is it breaks down to about 20 an hour [Music] why is delivery fee almost half the cake price um because it's la because it's la and so it's not a you know it's not a 15 minute drive to the wedding venue i'm not charging for this i would like to keep that very clear i'm not charging for this cake i was just giving what i would charge for it at this point emma thank you for the four months at this point since i'm like somewhat of like uh in demand like if a viewer wanted me to make their cake it would have to be like it would have to be like you know 10k to make it worth my time because i don't know what to tell you guys but if i played a rage shadow legends ad right now i would get paid more than the entire cake so mixello live thing for the two months the lost days thing for the three months so it's kind of like one of those things where it's like cake making isn't worth my time anymore um because it just doesn't make the it just doesn't make a lot of money um i'm a cartoon animator kind of want to make a animation of one of your streams while i get copyright stricken no 10k sounds reasonable it doesn't you should never pay 10k for a cake cutie i don't have 10k that's totally fine because i'm not making any of your wedding cakes um cake is for content not for sailing yeah exactly i have fun doing it i really love doing it so that's why we do it 10k venue over 10k cake yeah exactly even when we say please yeah i'm sorry um isn't your time worth anything that makes you happy what's this all about money that's a great point but you know what doesn't make me happy is delivering a wedding cake listen honestly hear me out if i could start a bakery in california any of you can order a wedding cake and you had to pick it up i'm down i'll charge 500 wedding cake you could come pick it up take it with you the issue is i hate delivering wedding cakes also the issue is if i am not the one delivering it then i don't know what it'll look like when you get it and that's not good because then if you're doing a photo where you're cutting into your cake and then you tag cutie cinderella that makes me look like i have a like i gave you a really really shitty cake which is the reason why the pastry chef or the wedding cake designer usually helps deliver it because otherwise it's like your reputation on the line so even though in the hypothetical that will never happen because i will never be able to give up delivering it myself because do you have any delivery stories uh yes i've had two cakes fall over i've been able to fix them but they fell over one of them really bad um but yeah carter thank you for 14 months that's why in and out does do delivery what well i never think about that doesn't do delivery oh i see what you're saying do you think you'll ever overcome bakery if i do it won't be one that i actively run and it'll just be one that like um kind of like i hire a manager for it and i design it and i come up with the menu and all that [ __ ] and i have the recipes developed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah i could be your delivery person i'd be transporting cakes with a three-speed schwinn bicycle but i'm sure it'd be fine perfect you're in what about catering uh no i would never open a catering company cutie i can manage your bakery bernie you can't even manage being in people's chats without getting banned what what what what what are you talking about you'd be they someone would ask to speak to the manager and they'd be like that guy's an [ __ ] uh tiny bunny think you're the 13 months hey that's my job [ __ ] you maggo shut up um cutie i can eat cakes at your bakery perfect i'll let you know if i need that i'll keep you updated for sure they're giggling all the boys are playing valerian together and i can hear like ping pong them giggling from their rooms um hi how are you i'm good collab with claire from the kitchen thing uh that's not my choice something is very funny would you ever want to release your own book of recipes yes i will at some point do you think you'd want to make your own wedding cake if slash when you got married um probably honestly um i'm pretty sure i get one of the jobs i applied for in la mago if you move to la i will hire you for contract work i need camera guys all the time [Music] but not enough to like pay you a salary you know what i'm saying um yeah i know i just need a job first exactly do your friends call you cutie in person no they call me blair i'm already sold on the recipe book it'll come eventually it's just a lot of work that i don't have time for if i took a month off streaming i think i could get a recipe book done for you guys but i can't cheap ass no i literally what do you mean cheap ass i literally um just don't have a full-time job to offer if i hired mango right now and i'm like mango here's 50k to be a camera person i need a camera person once a month like that's not a good business move [Music] that would make no sense do it there's a world where eventually whine about it could use a producer the same way that like the yard has a producer and if i ever hire a producer it'd be like a producer cameraman that i can just have on beck and call and help me produce cool streams um and that's an option but we'll just need we'll need more money we're not that rich yet chat i'll produce your show cutie i actually have this really good idea i kind of want to build a set but i need a producer and i need writers because i don't have time to do it myself but i was like oh you know who'd be a good writer would be like austin ox where i do like a late night show and i write like you know a few jokes any of the jokes and then i have like you know valkyrie come and like sit down and like interview her and then we cut and we have a musical performance um but i need to hire a producer for that and i don't have that kind of money [Music] someday lb would be a great writer yeah lb would be great too i think it would have to be like a small team of writers kirby thank you for the two months because i just don't have time to do it myself but it's a dream in the back of my brain monkey thank you for the 23 months rip cocktails with cutie cocktails with cutie um it still has legs i just don't i think just something in person would be really cool like would be really cool um mixy thank you for the prime swift could be your sidekick yeah i think it'd be really cool but i don't know i'll get there um one day chat one day i'll figure it out this is also stuff that like obviously like i have two assistants i have christine and taylor and they could help my dreams come true but um [Music] i think i would need for this in particularly i think i would need someone who like just is a producer you know like i'd have to hire my own producer and i don't know when i'll have that kind of bread [Music] i don't know yeah and do like a little mini game each time like they do on like stupid james corden or whatever you know like have the person come and play freaking pie face or whatever i don't know i don't know just something i was thinking about on my drive home that i think would be cool but yeah i don't know when i have um maybe actually a good idea i wonder if i could i have an idea hear me out chap i wonder if i could i wonder if i could like sell this to fansly or something and be like fans they give me 60k for 10 episodes of this and then i use like 20k to build the set but then 40k isn't enough for a producer and writers i probably need more [Music] checking for your writers i don't think they can i'm trying to think how i could do it zero thing within five months ask for 80 but i'd still need to pay writers and a producer so if you think if it's like 10 episodes you'd have to pay writers at least like at least 250 per episode to write some jokes i feel [Music] and so if you have four riders that's a thousand that's a thousand bucks right that's a thousand bucks per episode so that's 12k or 10k alone um why bc thank you for the 14 months um roasted pot thank you for the eight months just joining the dead mom club last sunday oh jesus i'm so sorry holy [ __ ] um and then this would be scripted no just the beginning like the beginning monologue of usual stuff but then you also have to have questions written which is fine because i could have taylor or christine write questions um and come up with like the mini game concept um i don't know but i need i think i would need maybe 10k for the set so 10k for the set at least 10k for riders that's being kind of frugal with writers i think most writers charge more i think um so i'd be 20k so if i got 80k then 60k is enough for a producer and then me to make no money on it but i think that's fine i think 60k is a good salary for like a freaking youtube video producer [Music] i think it's hard to figure out just still bits from snl no i wouldn't do skits and stuff like that it would just be like it would kind of be like a mini like tonight show or whatever but i don't know if i could get a sponsor that'd want to pay that much [Music] maybe [Music] i don't know it's hard in this world because it's like your ideas just cost so much freaking money um like padilla it wouldn't even be like anthony padilla it'd be like literally like the tonight show i don't know how to explain it any differently you guys don't watch late night shows anymore but what did ellen do she didn't look at staffers who cares do you tell your friends not to call you blair on stream and vice versa no yeah like conan like conan like james gordon like jimmy fallon i don't know just ideas whatever these are just ideas patreon for insider view of the planning process no because if we have a whine about a patreon and then i start a patreon for my weird late night show it would just be streamed on twitch did it get super bright yeah it's how sometimes the camera focus see the camera is adjusting i leaned in more so it focused on my hair and so the background got brighter um but actually funny right i hope so hi cutie i was there in a person you raided last night thanks a ton you're so welcome hope you had a lovely stream um would your interviews be like theirs thought where it's very prepared or would it be looser i think it'd be a mix i don't know maybe we'll get there someday guys all right but for today we have other things to focus on sorry sometimes i just like to list off my pipe dreams and see where they get i also don't know if i'm funny enough in that setting i don't know if i thrive i don't know if i thrive in that setting genuinely as much as like i want to i don't think i do nice watermelon thank you i always do a pilot show well it would cost a lot to do a pilot show if i want to build a set like i kind of want to make like a kind of a nice set death range thank you for the year i'm thriving i just smoked crack hell yeah i got my wisdom teeth out my face hurts what setting do you not thrive in though i think cocktails with cutie is a perfect example i don't think i was very good in that um i think you do great with scripted jokes i do really really good with scripted jokes um that's why i'd want to do like a little bit of a stand-up bit each week even if it's just like five minutes of material you know what i'm saying um but i wouldn't have time to write those myself so that's why i would have to hire writers and then i would have to probably rewrite some of them to make it in my voice but usually when i rewrite jokes i come up with a few of my own um anyway we'll see we'll get there um yeah cass you're right it would be um mods are good writers well i mean i i've ideally the dream is to pay someone the dream if i could pay people to write for me would be like austin ox lady [ __ ] i don't know if either i mean think austin knox awesome is probably pretty expensive um but i don't know if lady [ __ ] has time anyway long story short it's just an idea that came to my brain it probably will never come true but it's in there and yeah we'll see maybe uh maybe i could talk to my agency maybe i can find someone who would want to bankroll it pay yourself to do it the idea is i wouldn't even care about making money off the sponsor of it i would just want to use the sponsor to pay people to help um yeah i don't know like i said like if i could get i think i would need like freaking 80k i don't think i can get that from a sponsor because my view count isn't there what sucks guys is i have all these ideas and i feel like they're like such good ideas and i can't get them because i'm too small of a baby streamer and it's just like [ __ ] if i was just like pokeman size [ __ ] people would be lining up to give me this money makes me so it's hard it's hard because i just can't afford the ideas pokemon is huge though okay even if i was emiroos size even if i if i got 10k average i know i'll get there hopefully someday i don't know we'll see but don't your events get a lot of views they do but would tsm or another org like otk help with it um i don't know nefarious gandhi thank you for the prime i mean even with your size and prior success production should be enough to warrant more money it's just a matter of like finding a sponsor that would give me [ __ ] 80k and it's actually not worth it if they're only getting 3k views you know what i'm saying they give me 80k and i go live with my tonight show and it gets 3k views it's not really worth their money [Music] would thank you for the prime but your guess will bump the viewers up yeah but it'll probably average close to like five to seven k which still isn't really worth that amount of money we would have to average we would have to average 10ish k 10 bots is the answer perfect thank you tren um we'd have to average 10k in order to get that where did you get your top uh it's really old i got it i i don't know where it's from probably lulu's not lululemon but lulu's would mogul move sponsor you no i would never ever ever ever in a world ask um ludwig for money there's no world i would ever do that with the streamer awards at one point he offered to sponsor it because i was so un like i was so [ __ ] it was going on credit cards um and uh and he offered he was like hey you need like maybe mogul moves could sponsor an award and i was like yeah i'm not gonna let that happen because what if you win one which thank god he didn't sponsor imagine he sponsors and he wins one geez louise that would have been awful but um yeah maybe i mean maybe maybe i'm overthinking this maybe this is something honestly i should just talk to taylor or christine first because maybe this is something like besides the writer part but maybe this is something that i could work into one of their job descriptions that like the production part of it so that way i don't have to hire a new person and then i just have to pay writers so then it's way cheaper and then if it does really well we can get better sponsor for it and then get and then get hire a producer yeah they're both very talented but it's the stuff that's hard for them to understand like i don't know how much either of them know about cameras in fact i don't i don't know if they know much about cameras but i haven't really talked to them or like production [ __ ] like back end of like changing stuff but i guess i have space too that can usually help so even if i pay space an episode rate and he comes out like a day rate maybe there's solutions here that avoid having to hire a brand new producer you could get bts crew who did mobile money for six episode run depending on cost i'll tell you what bts is not the answer they are very expensive they are typical la production crew price so that'd be like [ __ ] 20k an episode i don't i don't have that kind of money um mango mango is cheap knotters but mago doesn't live in california um or again i know mango is a person that i would trust paying a day rate to but in my dream world in my dream world imagine this my dream world would be my dream world would be to get a big sponsor to pay for it and then i could just like [ __ ] hire mango you know what i'm saying and then he would have a reason to move to california and then he would just be mine carter thank you for the raid thank you cotter thank you thank you thank you how was your thing guys i want some watermelon can we have some watermelon thank you for your host carter how was your stream i rearrade both [Music] mr fans give us money we are poor okay i'd like to make it very clear i'm not poor i just don't have the type of money to throw at a multi-thousand dollar idea with all my other stuff thank you carter i saw you in hassan's chat okay you're not poor guys poor and 60k are two different things yeah exactly i'm like oh i need 60k for this frivolous idea lol whatever i would just really want to hire a writer i mean maybe i just talked to austin knox about it because he probably has really good ideas that could make this really cool like if i hire someone to help me flesh out the concept because i really don't have time to think about these things tk thank you for the four months do you have any clue who did germa's dollhouse streams yeah the same people that helped me with the stream rewards they're also expensive i mean guys hiring any um hiring any production company is way more expensive than higher than like hiring your own staff that's why a lot of people that's like that's literally why ludwig has all these boys that work for him now because it's just it's way cheaper to hire your own staff 60k is twice my yearly income yeah but do you live in california doka thank you for the sub [Music] i mean maybe what's the salary of a junior producer in california maybe 60k is too high [Music] i'm excited to finally meet you cutie you look at the wedding prep linkus excited to meet you i've only heard really good things about you fear thank you for the sub also somebody else gifted a sub thank you very [Music] much google says around 60k i knew it 70k plus exposure um it'd be so nice to have a producer on payroll because then they could do just all my [ __ ] could you imagine if i had a producer on payroll chat they could like help me produce my stupid [ __ ] well then again taylor and christine could probably help me produce my stupid [ __ ] i just have to tell them what stupid [ __ ] but the issue is the stupid [ __ ] stays in my brain i don't get it out of my brain i don't know i gotta get over myself my brain is just so full and i would like to do more cool stuff but i can't because i get so overwhelmed send them the spot and tell them to work on it no because they have other things to work on so i need that's why i need a producer because neither of them are producers i mean they do some production stuff like you know christine said that my does my computer stuff sometimes but if you are if you have production experience or if you're interested in the field of producing it's much easier than being a personal assistant and dabbling in production you know what i'm saying do you guys get it thanks for doing the cool events despite the anxiety love them you're welcome friend i do my best my friend made a music video about liking anime girls what also excited to meet you i've heard great things from miss abby bagel what that's crazy because i purposely am only mean to abby hoping that she'll say bad things about me and then they'll get back to me and they'll be like abby was talking [ __ ] about you and then i could be like see point girl fire her and then she gets fired and then i hire her what do you guys think about that [Music] um okay perfect i was using reverse psychology wahoo okay chap listen i i'm gonna eat this last piece of watermelon i'm gonna pee and then we're actually gonna start on some stuff [Music] i'm gonna go pee would you ever move to texas absolutely not [Music] so [Music] you [Music] should we eat this in the kitchen swift has a bone i'm trying to get him to eat in the kitchen come here come eat over here i would just rather him hang out with me if he's just going to be chewing on a bone chillaxing it's like hang out in here are you going to eat in here what are you doing he doesn't know what to do he's like um i was eating this on the bed spicy esports thing to the prime um this looks like you could use some water no it's actually so good it's just over full that that's why it's leaning a little bit it's getting pushed it has water i have i put in a clear base so i can see how much water it has a little bit of a ravine at the bottom um a reservoir is a word okay guys i have a bunch of packages i had to buy a lot of stuff to make this whole thing happen um so we're gonna do a bit of an unboxing and then we're gonna prep we're gonna jump into macarons okay but i genuinely can't tell you how many boxes i have so oh this is my p.o box okay so that's not one to open right now this is me what's this one and this is me okay both of these are me um this is for the charity stream these are the aprons you can get for the charity stream charity stream is probably gonna be next saturday everybody next saturday maybe earlier wait this is also my p.o box okay okay okay this is not all right i have to keep this low so i don't leak my address let me check the camera what it's showing okay no no pl unboxing tonight okay this is mine and this is mine okay guys i'm not kidding when i say i had to buy so much stuff for this and i don't even think this is all of it i had to buy so much so this is even more expensive than what i calculated earlier i think i spent a thousand dollars on amazon for this this whole thing is costing me so much money but i don't know i felt like it i guess it also makes me happy so it doesn't matter but uh yeah we spend money on things that make us happy just some of us get happy by oops baking a lot of [ __ ] for other people and spending thousands okay trip number two nutty and think of the year okay oh do you want out now you can come out timeout's over come on out come on out you're okay okay out of timeout okay what's this this also mine holy [ __ ] okay this is also mine um i need one more trip after this and then i think we're good swift it's just me okay one more trip kutz durs was playing with that that was really not nice already you just got out you just got out thurs was playing with that i'm sorry dorothy i'm sorry i know you hate her i know did she take that from you here coots can you please let ders have that go away here you go there you go okay let's play with a different toy that jurors is not playing with oh god all right i give up all right all right oh [ __ ] i think i have one more trip cootz is a bit of a bully she just wants to play and durs doesn't that's all okay what's this is this mine oh this is yard [Music] these both the yard these are both the yard woohoo not mine okay done done done okay time for some un boxing who's ready i can see chat in the window that's so creepy all right let's go over idea to increase the show's number called camp canoe yeah here we go bye thank you did he take his bone with him he didn't that's so sad swift at least take your bone back with you if you're gonna go to the bedroom come here here you go take that back with you goodbye okay take your bone with you weirdo what are you doing cutie's talking to ghost i was talking to england okay chad here we go ready all right box number one i have no clue what this is let's see oh cool these are some of the cookie scoops i bought um we're gonna see what size looks like the one from my bakery okay this is a muffin scoop from my bakery this is so wasteful why do they give me little bags that's so stupid oh i think this might be this cookie size and then this if this is a smaller one then this is the truffle size but we'll probably test them both out to see which size we like oh yeah this is a truffle size oh this is 100 oh my god wait this perfect this is 75 oh this is a 50. oh [ __ ] these are the ones i want but i didn't get the 75 it's an in-between one of these we have 50 or 100. okay but this is the brand that has the thing so i'm going to save this and see if they sell a 75. [ __ ] oh the cat is pulling my mouse down they're gonna get scared when they get hit in the head dang it i mean these are still good for other things but i really wanted the 75. okay so this is recycle are you recyclable i hope so it doesn't have the recycle thing on there so i don't think it is sadly this is garbage now i'm stressing the 75 what's wrong with me it's okay it's okay we'll figure it out melon baller issues yeah what's the 75 for it's the perfect size so let me show you these are just sizings hi chewie it's been a long time these so inside of here i don't know if it'll focus okay so inside of these they have a little number right here there's no way it's gonna focus you can't see it oh right there it says 24 so it's just the size if you have an average batch of cookies that's how many cookies you'd get out of it you'd get 24 out or if you use this size you get 50. or if you use this size you get 100. the perfect size is 75 and i didn't i i bought a three pack hoping that it came with a 75 and it didn't so it's a little annoying those are storage bags yeah but i'm never gonna use them so it's like whatever okay this is recycle yeah we need the 75. all right what is this oh boy hello grand pooh bear thank you for the raid thank you for the raid oh exciting look chat these are we're baking i'm doing a little dessert catering for a wedding next week and we're doing some baking these are the shot glasses that we're gonna put the mousse in so we're gonna put chocolate mousse in those shot glasses that's what those are for very exciting shove a mousse in the glass exactly exactly okay this is recycle we are going to fill up our entire recycling bin today is it what is it hard to plan traveling with all this stuff for the wedding kind of a little bit to be honest okay and i assume this is also shot glasses i think i bought three yeah good we baked many vegan things i have yeah not not like on stream but in my life when i was at the bakery quite a few vegan things gluten-free things hi swiffers i love you will do that thank you i had a stranger's game of butter royale it was just one of those games went through thick and thin what are you talking about what is butter royale is my hair different my hair is not different okay what's this oh i bought other scoops because i was nervous i wouldn't get the right size so we have another chance at getting a 75. and i figured i'd use these all anyway so i wasn't like worried about buying too many [ __ ] bees oh wait we might have got no what these have different sizing on them these say [Music] this says 20 so it's bigger than the 24 so that works this one says zero nine which just isn't a size i've ever seen on these so i don't know what that does but it does looks nearly the size of 75 should be because it looks a little smaller than the 50 but bigger than the 100 but it kind of looks i'm nearly identical to 50. 60 no oh it does say 60. oh you're right it's a 60. i am stupid and then 40. wait 40. it's so big okay all right well at least we have different sizes so if i need to i'll probably use the 60 for the cookies oh nine i didn't understand okay cool so at least we got all different sizes that's exciting because we'll be able to use all those i think i got like a plastic cut in my hand micro plastic in my book i like you because you remind me of my mom dough 60 isn't a 75 but it's a bigger cookie clog yeah exactly you are a cookie master now we making max or we're gonna get there we're doing an unboxing first now another set of the shot glasses i figured i'd use these at some point anyway so i was like i'll just buy a few in case any come broken i need like 100 of these so and i think they came in packs of 40 so i just bought three packs ta-da but if i ever have a party i will use those i'm gonna get my own garbage bag for this stuff so i don't fill up the kitchen one and then a recycling bag all right jersey do you want to get in a box no and you love boxes though okay can you reuse them those i mean you could but that's awesome hell yeah that's kind of crazy that they had a dessert competition at their birthday party okay so this is the garbage one what's up cutie how are you we're good we're good steve's buying a birthday cake true where's kooth running around she got lit out of timeout not that long ago here's a good way to have lots of desserts at your birthday party baking i would like to make this very clear baking is not an expensive hobby um you can do it with just a bowl and an oven and one cookie sheet that's literally all you need to start now there's niches in baking that can um get expensive like cake decorating that's pretty expensive cookie decorating like it's pretty expensive okay this is all recycle so you're making the cake just got here cake will not get started until sunday actually this is other stuff okay all right let me break down this box i spent all my money on the bowl what now okay next we have just this little plastic pack i don't know what's in here oh perfect i got some candles because i thought they would look pretty next to the cake yes i thought about next to the cake too i am a bit of a psychopath hey it's not just a cake boys and girls it's not just a cake it's all the details and i thought these were fun because they're all different sizes thank you for the nine months i appreciate that i don't know about the hardest working but i am a woman and i am on twitch okay all right we got another oh cute okay i'm excited for this one okay so i had to buy a few molds of bugs because we're gonna put some bugs on their wedding cake um because ari loves bugs but we're gonna make them like gold um and then fish leaky the prime and so we have a few different molds to choose from these will just be made out of chocolate they'll just be little white chocolate bugs um and so we'll make these next week and we can choose which bug we want to use i will show you them gummy bugs yeah we could make little gummy bugs if you want it in gummy bugs there we go see they're little bees i couldn't find any good beetles but you know we'll see what they look like we'll probably make a few of these and then paint them golden shoes thank you thank you jack thank you for the prime um but we don't have to worry about that we won't be messing with these until tuesday next week probably because tuesday's when we're decorating okay so i'm just gonna we're gonna kind of put these in piles we don't need to stress about yet just just different piles okay cute little bees yeah man i hate when they put boxes in boxes oh these are my cake pans so i decided to do something really interesting with this cake and i changed the sizing than what i normally do so normally this cake would be a six [Music] this is gonna get this is really nerdy cake stuff so get your pepo g's if you want to pay attention normally a wedding cake their size would be six inches eight inches 10 inches 12 inches and then you'd get a 14 inch cake stand however i failed and forgot to order the cake stand uh 14 inch cake stands usually take like a month to get shipped to you because you have to get custom ones made so you have to find them on like etsy or something like that they're pretty hard to find if you don't own a 14 inch cake stand i don't have a 14 inch cake stand it's at the bakery i used to work at um i only have 12 inches but i was able to find a custom 13 inch that would get here in time so since i found a 13 inch i made the wedding cake to be five five seven nine eleven and then it's going to go on a 13 inch base so i'd buy new pans because i don't have those size pans like i said i it's a very expensive if you um get into cake decorating gross odd numbers no actually because it gets about an inch added to it on frosting on the outside so instead it's going to be even numbers it's going to be 6 8 10 12 but then you're gonna have an inch left compared to if you did the other way if you did the six inch round it would be seven 9 11 13 and then it wouldn't fit on that 13 inch base because there would be no space so we all on the same page now cakes gross even numbers yeah someone says if you know what you're doing it is one of the only things that i am very confident about doing i'm very confident about cake making i very rarely have gotten stumped by cake i've never quit on a cake to this day i have never quit i've had hard ones that i've cried over because they look so ugly it's my months am i an old frog now yes you are thank you for the two years um but they're never actually ugly i i i can't tell you if a cake is ugly i will scrape it off and do it again tugs didn't damn thing for 8 months what's the tallest cake ever made 10 feet tall ten feet that's crazy yeah i made three of them okay these are special tips i got just to do um petals on the side of this cake so i'm going to put them over here in the decorating pile did you hide a stripper in it no oops i want to take this shack in it it's not going to happen tanita thank you for gifting a sub that's very nice of you whatever in your own bakery probably not okay we got a big box d birdie thank you for the two months hello fresh but for baking not the worst idea not the worst idea all right we have lots of cake pans about to come out looks like number one i got this these are a bunch of palette knives because we're going to be doing ten anita thank you for gifting another sub um we're gonna be doing some we're gonna be doing some art on this cake so i needed some palette knives like i said i spent an annoying amount of money on this kind of shocked you didn't have these already i do have some shitty ones but i was nervous because it's been a while since i've done um pallet work on a cake so i'm a little nervous that's all so i just wanted to make sure i was really prepared um because the worst thing that happens is um being underprepared don't worry you can get money from trees true i like this guy he's kind of cool it's like a little frog foot how much progress has been made we're just unboxing you get a new airbrush machine yeah see exactly why it's better to be over prepared than unprepared bitcoin yet no no bitcoin yet ali nicole thank you the four months oh boy be honest i don't really have space for all this stuff i like the issue is i need stuff like i'm in a bakery still i don't have space of a bakery these are all pans just looking at this stresses me out yeah the more thing the most thing i'm worried about is finding spots to store all this i don't really have space but that is later me's problem i suppose awkward yeah seven inch pan so many boxes yeah i hate boxes and boxes it feels just so gross and wasteful kutz is playing with swift's bone that he didn't take back to the room with him an extreme idea box fortress yeah do you ever want to own my own bakery no thank you for streaming it makes me happy that's a nice thing to say to somebody thank you for the compliment could you make a spherical cake yeah i have many times made round cakes i made like soccer balls basketballs circles bet you don't remember the address of the wedding that's a very weird thing to say chad you're cringe it's sad that like content creators have to be nervous about people showing up to their private wedding same with celebrities like why do y'all why does anybody care that much to go to that [ __ ] you know what i'm saying like what i shouldn't have to worry about people crashing my wedding oh oh these can be returned all right we have our first return pile i accidentally bought double of these this is bound to happen okay all right okay okay this will be return pile return box i think that's going to happen a few times if i'm being honest okay this is a cake stand i don't think i need it but i might open it because i can use it anyway people crash random people's weddings too that's true it's just so weird it's like go to the bar are you gonna make a backup cake no do not need a backup cake behavior can land you in prison as it should people are like haha funny and then they're like oh wait why why am i getting a restraining order what the heck that's so weird they're like it's just a prank like it's weird because i know i've talked to like multiple um minecraft streamers and like minecraft has a big because it's just a young audience a big audience of like people on twitter that just like like to dox minecrafters and um the weird thing of like you know and and they don't necessarily like post their info they just try to point out that they have it and use it as like guess what i have and it's like what the f like what the [ __ ] um but then they get [ __ ] cease and desist and they're like what i don't get it like i never did anything wrong and it's like bra like hello how is this on stream good okay this is a new cake stand i bought i really like it actually it's really pretty then look at that i like that it's a pretty cake stand it's not the most stable cake stand in the world whoa that's no good i don't like that i like that one bit because it has little stabilizers on the bottom i do not want those on there no no no no yeah see why i put stabilizers on there now it's fine see no rocking beautiful okay thank you lady for the sub um those probably stop it from sliding i promise you they would chart they would make it topple oh no wow another box within a box two boxes actually what is this oh this is four this is actually an exciting one this is for their dessert table so more things to build i love stocking i am a beanstalk perfect this is what all the desserts are going to be displayed on it's a little smaller than i was hoping but that's fine uh it might be too small actually might be return number two this might be too small [Music] unless this oh it's also bent what the it's topless hmm i have to be mushed so much plastic i know it's very annoying it has a nice personality though yeah hmm i don't know about this one let's see chat swift i'm sorry hey no barking thank you he says okay mom okay no barking then you soak the wood and put something heavy on top you should be able to get flat i just don't know if this is what we want anyway but i'm gonna see how tall it is and if it's not tall enough then we will have to not get it but we'll see i don't keep it wait won't even screw in it's the wrong size so this one so let's go first it doesn't give you any instructions i love that i love when you buy something and you think it's nice because it's like kind of expensive and then you get it and you're like oh wait oh you know what chat wait is this go to wait what let's go to this hey i don't know what's happening there's and coots for the love of god stop okay is this start here i think it does okay i think i just figured it out this is the base not the other one okay there we go number one well i'm confused now okay number two because i have two of these what does this go to we don't know what that goes to this isn't big enough this is gonna be return number two because this isn't big enough for desserts sanitize it first no you think i'm using it right now do you think i'm using it right now curious oh you're saying i'm supposed to put it on this like a lazy susan so it spins or this is the stand i guess that's what you're saying so that yeah this is not gonna be enough because this will fit like four fruit tarts but then you pair it [ __ ] with this on a table with more desserts on this and then this tray this is like refill of the century you have to keep refilling this so i i'm gonna say i'm gonna try to find something else i can buy it's too small i can't be refilling the whole wedding i'm not doing that so now i have to pack this all back up okay well okay you just have two of each i mean i do have two of each i bought two of these but it's still way too small if if i can't find anything else i will use this as a i can't find anything else option but hopefully instead i'll be able to find something else for a wedding it is too small for a little party at my house it'd be perfect but this is just maybe i can't get it undone because i did too tight use the boxes you've got [Music] damn it snake legacy thank you would you do a workout stream with st peach um the issue is coomers it sucks because all the guys can do workout streams and not really be sexually objectified but if i did one [Music] and slimer great on hassan's stream today thank you i always love hanging out with hazan okay chad this is so cringe i can't get it undone oh i got it okay potentially return number two so sad okay what goes to what now why do we have to put plastic around everything coots leave dirt alone buddy oh my god there's if you want to beat her up i give you full permission she's being an [ __ ] so oh yeah i'm not worried as much about chat being coomer's i'm more worried about read it kudzu was really mean because durs was sitting there okay potentially return number two if i can't find anything else currently stick with covid so your chill streams are exactly what i need thank you all right wheel okay and i got a second one so that can come over here all right note to self i need to find another dessert display that can get delivered before next week [Music] not stressful at all not stressful at a thing of the three all i appreciate that and your art as always big fan i'm curious what have we been doing for you for the past two hours we've been unboxing stuff someone's talking [ __ ] on lsf would be the same ones tipping there for doors asking if you need assistance i'll tell you what it's not lsf that is a bad place when it comes to coomer's that's [ __ ] creeps that screenshot anything and then come on then and call it a tribute oh you guys didn't know about tributes oh you guys are normal citizens well let me tell you what do i got news for you another cookie set okay we might have another return depending on the size 24 okay we definitely don't need more of these but i actually prefer this type of scoop more where it's the thumb this thumb scoop 40. i prefer the thumb scoop oh but they don't have the size i want anyway because this is a big one this is a 12 scoop chat these are huge all right we'll we'll return these i don't need those it's just excessive okay return number three we just don't need it we don't need that many scoops these scoops i could see myself using but we don't need these tributes make me want to vomit yeah it's super sad because it's just sexualizing women against their will and i don't know why some people are into that but these are mini spoons they go with the moose they're very cute yeah so if you're actually interested [ __ ] email reddit and ask them to take down these reddits because i assure you there's a reddit dedicated to every single one of your favorite female streamers or at least a come tribute for every single one of your favorite female streamers um afghans welcome came in at a weird spot um hello thank you for the raid we were talking about contributes and how it sucks to be a woman on the internet but welcome welcome thank you for the raid i appreciate that okay oh i bought another cake stand why did i buy two let's see what this one looks like but i might return this one because i do like that one oh this one looks nice thoughts on shakira's tax fraud news oh i feel bad because they sent me a thank you note and i might return it oh this one's so sturdy oh wait okay wait i actually love this one too look at her what a beautiful wash all right chad you know what i deserve two cake stands nothing gets me more excited than a cake stand what a beautiful beautiful cake stand oh it's so heavy oh this is real wood that is fake wood there's i mean coots for the love of god leave theirs alone doors just beat her up beat her upstairs theirs doesn't beat her up don't worry chat all i know is when i gave my brother what lilies when i was a kid he beat me up and then i didn't give him wet willies i'm just saying if there's beat up coots just stop getting my willies oh i don't know if this is actually good oh look at that this is a really pretty cake stand oh ooh why aren't you level oh you're serious it's just not level i do really like it though i might just keep it i'm gonna keep it it's a cake stand i'll use so i feel fine keeping it it's pretty nice i bought three cake stands for this to choose from but i will use this at some point so i feel fine about keeping it cake stands is something that i feel like i can never have enough of when i definitely could but i feel like i can't have enough and that's a nice one so it's like i might as well keep it because nice ones are hard to find if anything i should return the one underneath it because it's not as nice but i don't have the box anymore and yeah why amazon instead of an in-person store honestly because i haven't found a cake place in la if i'm being honest i really haven't if you just held the cake in your arms the whole time i mean i guess that's an option that's kind of odd i know i'm sure there is one i just the issue with la is everything's so oversaturated even if you try to find a dentist there's like here's 100 different dentists and then you get overwhelmed that you're like i just won't go okay airbrush set this is for the charity stream for our airbrush t-shirts so i'm just gonna set that to the side what is this oh cake pans more so this will be the base of the cake so we can see which of these stands is going to be big enough i assure you this one will not yeah with an inch of frosting on there there's no shop but this one is big enough so worst case we have this one i don't really love this cake stand for the cake i'm making because i like the wash of this one more but we have that one in case we need it oops that was so loud sorry chat well what we were so much [ __ ] cutie the cake you made for hassan was genuinely so pretty you're a talented baker thank you very much i'm sad it melted on the drive over so it was a little mushy but whatever finally got a notification that's weird it took so long is what i mean not that you got a notification it's great you got a notification weird that it took so long are they all real layers are you doing any fake ones they are all real layers on this cake they're gonna have so much extra cake and desserts i think but it's hard to guess but i think there's gonna be an excess um which if so i guess i'll just bring it back home and maybe ship them over to streamers houses would you ever try to do an asmr baking stream um i feel like i'm too loud i'm not delicate enough all right these little babies are for the charity stream as well they're little canvases because i was gonna paint little mini canvases so i'm gonna put those there i got two of them i got enough to do 24 little canvases figure during the charity stream i'll be like what's your favorite animal and then i'll just paint your favorite animal and like we'll i don't know on a farm or something wherever i decide to put them we'll see in a bathtub i don't know i don't know we'll see we'll see yeah okay what are you chiffon table runner oh i got this to like go down the table pretty so it'll be like you know pd as i threw it on the watermelon when is the charity stream next weekend okay i had to get some more cake boards i had to get them in multiple sizes so we just needed these so these are just cake boards jesus maybe we won't get around to baking today maybe we'll just have a really long baking stream tomorrow because holy [ __ ] this is taking me way longer than i thought it would oh these are more these are more candelabras how's the baking going um it's not oh these ones are like i do like these both [ __ ] maybe i should just do these ones these are tall skinny ones they're pretty have a youtube channel yes x-ray point youtube why isn't that going in i really like these ones too again i might keep multiple set of these because it's like you know we can put these up for christmas time and stuff like that [Music] is your cake your wedding gift yeah it is these are like little candle holders what's rossi doing here rossi what rosie rossi where the frick frack your name is will there be a whine about it stream soon is his youtube channel getting [ __ ] oh i actually really like these ones i kind of want to return the other ones but i didn't chat do you remember what the other one the box the other ones came in looked like i like these ones better i didn't realize i ordered both i like these ones a lot all his son does is whine about it not gonna lie interior thank you for the sub thank you afghans you have great vision or enlarged font for the chat i think both [ __ ] oh come on jaquan thank you for the prime the box was blue with purple dots dude i can't get this on there oh these are pretty i really like these ones damn it i love you whoa oh it's lauren that's fine hey lord i was like chatter relax thank you thank you thank you [Music] ah it won't screw in all the way but it's fine hello surprise that's fine man i really like these these are very pretty these are cheap i should return these it was a blue box [ __ ] it was a blue box with purple dots you said chat blue box purple dots okay but then they were all wrapped in plastic swift not nice slippers relax i don't see a blue box i don't remember them were they just i think they were just in plastic blue boxes cookie scoops yeah i think they were just in a plastic thing so i might just put it in the return pile and hopefully i think the two months christine can figure out how to return these i think they were just wrapped in plastic which i can find a plastic thing you know like so much plastic waste holy [ __ ] it makes me sick hi klutz it went off screen and said that it was plastic packaging yeah i think it's like this like literally hi hi handsome kitty kitty are you helping look very pretty today thank you are you helping i don't know if you're helping don't think these i think this was used for the cookie cutters not this because this doesn't fit that is not i don't think these were what i was in i think it was just in a big plastic oh like this you helping i need to pet her come over whenever okay we're gonna return these ones potentially there we go great potentially return those and they were in individual bags well they're not now let me know and i'll bring cat treats oh you want treats you want treats oh did somebody hear me say treat did somebody hear me say treat swift came running in the room oh swiffers he's like um bish if that crazy cat is getting treats i've already got some treats just with the treat okay well all right this is a sill mat or it's to help with macarons because it gives you the sizing that you want hovering swift treats oh perfect when lauren comes over everyone gets treats last time lauren came over i went to hang out and she was past tf out by the time i was done with my stream very funny i was so tired it's fine you're fine and they made me chug beer yeah you're fine they do that all right just a few more boxes chat i don't know how we still have more boxes but we do these are pretty we're gonna keep these i think they'll look really pretty next to the cake are you baking today or just unpacking i think we're just gonna unpack today um based on how long this has taken me i didn't really plan on it taking me this long but if you guys stick around i'll probably run upstairs and play league for a few hours so we'll switch streams already behind schedule it's actually fine because i kind of knew today would be a rough one okay this is another b mold because i didn't know which one we'd want to use it's just a tiny little thing this one's actually kind of big this one's big so i'm happy i got those other ones all right okay garbage oh [ __ ] why did i buy more palette knives i bought more palette knives i'm pretty sure i don't need these oh wait yes i do because i don't have that shape is that really why i bought them was for this one shape in case i needed it i don't think i'll need this hmm thank you you look great i feel like this is just excessive so i might put this in the return pile and if i end up needing it then i'll open it but if i don't end up needing it i'll return it [Music] all right great wahoo she's a model she's a model kitten what are you doing have you visited surfas for your baking needs i've never heard of it is it in l.a what are you doing you're so nosy you are so nosy little thing all right now we have our nine inch nine inchers coming through the fact that i bought four of these is so extra i don't know why i'm like this but it will make my life easier so kudos i guess she's so bright it's like a flashbang she is what are you making the cake um we'll start on the cake on sunday we're doing everything very paced out fat daddios is actually the best the best cake pans but they're expensive so i usually don't buy them um but i did it watch out watch out watch out cooch please watch out i'm trying to put this there move thank you ooh key chains these are for the charity stream okay charity stream we're doing a craft-a-thon where um the money you donate can potentially get you a prize or whatever or like there's incentives to donate like and there'll be a section where i make keychains and everyone who donates during that a certain amount of money will get a cheeky chain oh that's the worst noise in the world do not scratch a pan you psychopath jesus that was awful okay more cake boards i need a cake board for every size so this was just stocking up damn you know what these are just okay i'm gonna put that back in here these are returns sadly you're so good you're so great you're so good mr mrs you are so helpful okay i'm just gonna return both of these they don't look like oh maybe this one's good i don't know some of these the shipping to return is probably more expensive than the item we can keep it huh [Music] please just stay still go stick to the three months she's doing weaponized incompetence damn it we've learned about this we know about this we know all about this ku says adhd honestly you're onto something don't lose the knife like that you crazy don't look at the knife like that you crazy don't look at me like that you crazy don't look at me like that all right oh what's this oh these are magnets for the charity string yeah magnets very cool pounds of coffee thank you for the five months it's magnets i'm sorry to yell at you i yelling you i'm sorry i'm sorry she let out the littlest are you bored all right last one this is a special cake stand that i bought this is most likely the one we're going to use i'm very excited about this purchase i realized i bought a lot of cake stamps but this is the one i'm most excited for it was built just for atriox wedding so i'm hoping that it's the right color and if it's not then we'll panic but here we go fingers crossed okay come on [Music] invoice yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah come on come here oh they shipped it upside oh [ __ ] okay so [ __ ] they didn't stain it so i need to stain it [ __ ] [ __ ] that's not ideal okay well so much for that it's way too expensive for them not to stain it okay well all right at least i get to choose the color um but the issue with doing a stain is then you have to coat it in with like some edible you have to do like a food you have to put a food safe seal over it which is really annoying damn it why would they not stain it i don't know because i specifically picked out the stains so this feels like a this feels like a bit of a flaw um you could use some linseed oil to stain it quick uh i mean i'll run to the hardware store tomorrow and choose a color what do you think is that messed up that sucks i also hate the stripes along the side like it's clearly made out of plywood because you can see it's pressed the issue is this stand won't fit the cake but i need this to be this color it's super lame [Music] that sucks this was very expensive get min wax stains go-to wood stain brand but i have to coat it with something food safe and i don't remember how to do that i don't remember what i have to buy to make it food stay food safe can you switch the tops no this is 13 inches so i need one thirteen inches this is 11 point something oh yes thank you koots for checking it out linseed is food safe i believe but i'll double check okay enough time to send it back no hmm that sucks what do you think coots i'll just return it the issue is it's the only one that's the size we need let me see my wood one [ __ ] i don't want the cake stand to ruin the whole [ __ ] cake gummy this cake stand actually might work but it just will give me the tiniest lip the issue is you want more of a lip it makes it better [Music] i need to measure that one but you're on it you are not very helpful i need you to move you can apply polyurethane coating to traditional wood stains it has a good chemical moisturizer which makes making food safe oh boy oh [ __ ] okay hey you are not a cake do you understand you're not a cake [Music] chat is it cake oh no i don't think it's cake it's not cake my cake is moving it's a good cake don't bite me don't bite me let's put that knife down all right well shoot chat what do we learn today to always order your cake stands as far in advance as you can all right i need to put these pans i'm just going to put them over here for now because we're going to spend the next few days baking we'll use these on sunday and then i'll find more proper storage for them but what does this scoop say this scoop is you know this is a shitty this is garbage this scoop's garbage because it doesn't even go all the way around your garbage damn mad about this cake stamp situation um at least they use recycled materials to like transport the cake it's very exciting i love that so they use like cut up boxes as they're stuffing but i got it custom-made and it's like now i have to make it that's frustrating [Music] it'd be fine with a black stain because you wouldn't be able to see the sides so maybe i just buy a stain see what it looks like with that stain and then i can always cover it in a black stain eventually question mark smiley face question mark i don't know [ __ ] all right well these are all for the charity stream so i should put those somewhere these cookie scoops can come over here [Music] they at least use quality materials no it looks like they used pressed wood that's why they're stripes that's what i'm getting triggered by i'm getting triggered by the stripes around the outside it'd be fine i'd feel fine staining it myself but the problem with staining it is those stripes are going to show let me zoom in see the stripes and maybe i'm being a little ocd maybe it doesn't matter but well you can't sand it down because that's what the wood is made out of so this is pressed wood so it's going to show no matter what yeah hunks [Music] damn that sucks i mean it's fine if again if i make this into a black cake stand it's fine but it's going to drive me crazy to put a beautiful cake on it and then being able to see stripes maybe ribbon oh yuck blood [ __ ] if you spray paint over it well i want it to look like wood what do you want i want it to look like this or this or you can't see i want it to look like either of these options see how it's not stripes you're gonna fall [Music] [Music] and this was so expensive this was so expensive this was twenty dollars from target this was a hundred dollars isn't that insane [Music] so anyway i'm gonna be leaving a bad review um [ __ ] [Music] the issue is i needed 13 inches and i couldn't find the 13 inches anywhere [Music] that could get here in time i found a lot i found a lot that could get here later but i just waited too long to order it i'm so sad should have gone for 14 14 was even harder i looked for that too okay thank you for getting off i wanted to see okay so look right now the cake on here well it's gonna end up being 12 inches so oh god that's an awful angle for anybody's back um i'll show you exactly okay so the cake will be once it's frosted will be exactly this this big so on this cake stand it has the tiniest lip which is kind of ugly i don't love a tiny lip tiny lip is scary for movement it doesn't look as good compared to an at least an inch lip amazon has a 13 inch walnut one for 30 yeah that's this one right here which i also don't love and i think they lied about it being 13 inches but i bought the one off amazon it's this one in my hand are you an atriux paid for all this no i paid for all this [Music] amazon has a us a cayo one too [Music] if you guys see one feel free to put it in suggestions and discord but i could not find a 13 inch or a 14 inch if you can find a 14 inch 14 inch is the dream if you can find a 14 inch please indulge me but it has to get here before next week and um be 13 or 14 inches but i think i might just do this one at this point i mean i'll stain this one for the [ __ ] of it because this would be the best um i'll see what it looks like stained because maybe if i get a dark enough stain you won't see that as much but like see they're just stripes such a bummer [Music] okay with huge i mean i don't want 16 inch i'm okay with 13 or 14 inch the stripes are plywood i know it's so annoying paint the edge no it'll look ugly i mean i got it i'll just have to leave a bad review that's all because it was supposed to be custom built and that's what they sent me are you gonna try staining it yeah i will try i will definitely try i love this cake stand but this cake stand is comically small but it's really beautiful but this would be the cake on this cake stand this is exactly 12 inches maybe even 11.9 or something when does i have to come by before like tuesday or on tuesday i might try putting a veneer on the sides i don't know what that means damn that sucks that sucks team [Music] we got we got bamboozled that sucks for us what if he made a smaller kick i can't do that i already did it was supposed to be a six it was supposed to be a six eight ten twelve but then i scaled it back to a five seven nine eleven but with frosting that makes it a six eight nine twelve when normally a six eight or six eight ten twelve a two six eight ten twelve with frosting would usually turn into a uh 7 9 11 13 which is just too big so i already scaled it back anyway it's a long story it's a long story but i did that six eight ten twelve it's three layers um i need to put this here you go here these can go there i need another thing to put these in do i not have a storage device for these [ __ ] i don't have anything to store these in um it's gonna get messy oh well put them there for now this i'm just gonna put over here this is decor stuff sorry i'm just trying to put some of this stuff away okay macarons we're gonna need this tomorrow so i'm gonna leave these right here decorating stuff we won't need this until tuesday so i'm gonna move this okay great and these we won't need until freaking like tuesday so i'm gonna put these in the cupboard okay all right okay so i'm writing these down no i'll be fine okay these are for decorating so these are gonna go over here with that tablecloth so pretty i love those oh my goodness oh what is that what is that little thing what how did you get up here okay this goes in here this goes over here for baking it's fine to buy this stuff because i'm gonna do wendy and abe's wedding cake too so it's like fine to have these pans and stuff because i assume they'll probably want a big cake so it's like fine it's fine more creators are getting old they're gonna get married i'll make their wedding cakes it's like it's fine guys is it black bag for the knives oh that'd be smart okay wait we're leaving this out this is from earlier i need to put these away i'm just kind of cleaning up the counter that way we can come into a clean kitchen tomorrow because we've got a long day of baking tomorrow get rid of these dead flowers okay i have to unload dishes but i'm just going to do that in the morning before i go live i put this back [Music] okay okay so these are for the charity stream oh this i used this earlier for hassan's cake so i'm just gonna put these back um this is a freaking knife i don't need this okay um okay charity stream stuff where should i put that we're probably going to do the crafts in the kitchen i assume that's going to be easiest for charity streams so maybe i'll store them somewhere in here i'm going to put this back this goes in here this goes in the sprinkles drawer so maybe i'll just oh coots that was terrifying coots just jumped off the counter onto a chair but it's kind of far jumped but she landed so it's fine um okay so these will go over here i'm just gonna make a little pile for the charity stream so we have everything there you go you go there oh you know what knowing durs no that's not the plastic there's legs it's fine there's likes chewing on plastics he's a weirdo you're a weirdo huh pretty i love you um okay i'm gonna put this back [Music] okay so the biggest thing we need to find is display stuff for the desserts that's important um what else chat is that it [Music] and potentially a new cake stand if we can at steph jones thank you get the two months cutie could we do like a mini table cloth on the kickstand no that'd be ugly [Music] oh [ __ ] i don't have space in this fridge for my watermelon gotta move my pickles i'm gonna move that gotta move yet please move hello may my watermelon fit now yay watermelon fit okay this can go back okay i'm gonna put my knife away all right now we're gonna spray clean this except for this is coming with us for league of legends i feel great about that but the whole counter is so [ __ ] dirty you found one for wednesday i mean if it's like morning wednesday that's fine but i doubt it'll work you also have to make sure you're putting in like an la zip code because for all you know you could live by like the distribution center um you ever put whipped cream on watermelon it's genuinely 11. yummy yeah so good so good coots please don't bother coots hey get down stop you've done this three times dirty doesn't like it get down doris doris doesn't like it my cat dors i've heard salt on watermelon i've never tried it i've heard about it okay pretty much cleaner hey you hey you what are you doing kitty cat get off the cake stands okay now let's sweep really quick [Music] hi love you i kind of made a mess with all that like packaging and stuff [Music] yeah koots is very helpful you're doing great hey love you her tail is really long dude i'm sad i left my water bottle in my car [Music] i'm not gonna go get that all right this is garbage this is the garbage one this is the recycle one i took hassan's cake over in a box and i realized when i was driving home that i just left the box on his counter i feel bad it was mean to me whoopsie savion free box yeah okay so this is the recycle one this is the garbage one i'm just gonna take it in here hi swift you're waiting in the hallway for me you're the sweetest boy in the world you're the sweetest boy in the world i love you okay now this is the returns rip okay um those i need to take out in the morning um okay chat that is all we're doing for the night actually um we will have a long stream tomorrow all we're doing tomorrow is baking well i'm going to end stream but i'm going to go live upstairs in 10 minutes but i i didn't stream to the server so it's going to f when i end stream which was stupid of me so i'm gonna lose 70 of you i think i found a cake stand that'll work that's dope put it in suggestions and discord i might buy it um he's gonna get a kid and it's over wow all right um okay just stay chat i wonder if i could go live from my desktop right now with the starting soon screen and then plug in the camera i'm gonna try it one second one second one second hi swift okay we're gonna see how this works we're gonna see what this does okay |
okay isn't school work not a thing anymore isn't every part of school just like an exercise in teachers using Chad DBT to grade while you used to be to do it is there really um can you chat GPT your hair no do you want an honest answer is that a sincere suggestion are you trying to help me with the hair situation if so the answer is no that doesn't work all right if you're joking feels very rude uh uh try it I'll try right now chat gpt4 let's see uh uh new chat new chat can how can I grow more hair simple question uh okay this is not helpful hope you had a good day bro uh it says it says get a scalp massage maintain a healthy diet get a scalp massage choose the right hair products this is not okay this is not helpful I'm not gonna get a scalp massage that's not it's gonna it's growing back already a rapid face um you could probably buy a Chia Pet at Walmart that will probably work explain to me how that would work I understand how a Chia Pet works right I can put water on it and it'll grow grass how does that help my hair uh yo big I just finished watching Blade Runner 2049 what do you think about the movie that was all right a little long if I'm recalling correctly uh it was visually very cool are you for today yeah probably what I was thinking is we watched some cool videos we chill maybe I do one Hitman speed run like one attempt to see if I can get a better time and we'll just do one every every day or so and then I was going to play re4 that's what I was that's like I thought I saw it going and then tomorrow straight up tomorrow I want to do best Tweets again uh because we already got some hilarious ones if you don't know the Discord is reopened uh currently sub only but if you have best Suites drop them in there I already got a list from uh someone else so um red Roar 2 what is it risk of rain is it risk of rain like multiplayer only uh uh my Drumline placed second at the world championships and this recording just dropped if you want to check it out do you have a recording of the first place too no and it's very nice of you to link this to me but it's like we want the best quality here on this stream we want to watch the absolute tip of the top um all right let's here let's watch a bit of this drum line okay I haven't heard any sound yet okay okay [Music] which one's done I can't remember what your username was okay [Music] what's this [Music] okay when does Pitbull come in that would have won you guys the competition if you just got Pitbull to come in and Dalai okay [Music] all right so I've never watched the Drumline performance I thought they were all like the movie Drumline that I saw in the early 2000s don't you guys like line up face to face and then try to out drum each other well the crowd say it's 480p Let's see we can let's get off [Music] yeah isn't it a battle yo you guys like get in the parking lot and then the seniors like are are watching from their drum cliff and then you'd out drum each other and then they flash the lights if your drumming is amazing isn't that what actually happens okay so this is fake this video is fake but the Drumline was real I mean cool uh second place out of how many how many schools if it was out of three I am disappointed uh Peck Birdman thank you for the uh 21 months it be Charlie think of the two crawl thing with the prime Marauder twitch they give it the five gifted Samurai gamer and think of the three x Nimbus thing for the four and Jay Coco thank you for the six six months strong through thick and very thin hair thank you uh can we watch the Lakers they're done they they won they they're [ __ ] on to the next round I will be going in person to this sometimes I'm stoked about it they got second place in a 1v1 they gave me watch Whiplash no I would get banned uh Stans might do it he loves whiplash who's the guy in your profile picture on Twitch oh it's annoying is I was watching a spectacular stream today and he the same thing like he shaved uh you know down to [ __ ] uh Buzz cup and his hair has grown back and they haven't stopped the jokes do you know what I'm saying so it's like his hair grew back now and they're still doing ball jokes all the time they don't change they just they got it [ __ ] locked in it's a mindset it's a mindset more than anything and it's like okay well interesting uh you see the Microsoft news I saw that Microsoft got blocked from buying Activision Blizzard in the UK they finally just came out and did it that little limey [ __ ] Island has decided they can boss around Microsoft and I'm proud of them I'm proud usually you think UK would get [ __ ] bowled over by Microsoft's money but they didn't they said no there's gonna be like 800 rounds of appeals but that was the official statement the UK blocked it which means it won't happen anywhere really they're not going to try and force it through um unless they can get it passed in the UK you see a blizzard statement they said like they said like we're so they said I'm only slightly paraphrasing uh Activision Blizzard basically said we're sorry UK such a backwards [ __ ] Island this is gonna make them even more behind in the world of tech they said like you know it was like it was seriously so funny I reckon find it it actually is actually really funny uh did I did I [ __ ] save it in my notes uh let's see let's see let's see let's see let's see let's see let's see um bro the link I swear to God I was looking at it earlier but I don't think I saved in my notes uh uh it's Star Wars tonight it's Friday wait is it to no it's Friday but it might be like a midnight thing what if I do a Thursday midnight Star Wars of Thon I don't have big plans on Friday I am seeing the Mario movie with uh Vicki and taffo we're doing a little double date ski um tomorrow as a UK frog our country is bad yeah the UK is absolutely [ __ ] right now don't get me wrong but it was based of them to block the Activision Blizzard Microsoft merger it's pretty based and they basically just said like yeah like a lot of people in the UK own PlayStations and they're gonna get [ __ ] by this because they probably won't get to play Call of Duty that's like that's the core of the argument and it's really funny but it's like it's true and so uh he just made up fake names Vicky and taffo like you can say you're going alone in the Mario movie not even Aria's going no I'm just going to the Mario movie alone tomorrow I'm gonna I'm gonna go uh matinee then I'm gonna see a double feature then I'm gonna come back just to catch any references I missed uh we talked about Disney yeah they're they're countersuing Ron DeSantis which is like that's insane it's uh there's literally just a [ __ ] mat like [Laughter] uh one Republican candidate is being indicted and the other one is in like a massive [ __ ] legal battle with Disney it's gonna be a real [ __ ] all right uh uh did you see that the CMA is blocking we just talked about it one second ago uh uh why is Sony allowed to do players exclusive but Microsoft can't it's more like Call of Duty is the biggest franchise in all of Gaming I mean in terms of like console sales it's the biggest for the past 10 years uh it carries a lot of value in the consumer's mind and so buying it to make it exclusive on one platform is is uh anti-competitive it could be very damaging to a competitive market is their argument um can't they just not be merged in the UK I I think it causes all I mean I've never heard of a company not passing one country and then just going ahead with it in other countries it's it's possible I mean I it adds so much risk that they probably just call the whole thing off but we'll see um hey Mr bald man have you heard of Alec Baldwin yes he shot a guy uh actually a woman he shot a woman right on accident on the set and also he's an actor that's Alec Baldwin in a nutshell uh UK making sure every teenager can play no Russian yes exactly uh they started filming and really that they're gonna finish that movie what a legacy uh he was getting 30 Rock for what it's worth my understanding is it's the prop person's fault right like he didn't load the gun I'm not an expert on I actually did what my understanding is that he if you're an actor on set right you uh uh uh Jedi Survivor oh there's reviews wait well actually I'm gonna play it no matter what so I guess I should go in blind unless they're terrible um they hired an experienced 24 year old armor and it was his fault so they blame him yeah people are saying you shouldn't have aimed it at someone I think there's some Merit there uh yeah stuff to say I don't know I I I'm not I have to learn more about it before I uh accuse somebody of murder uh uh did you play Hogwarts game I tried it I tried it I refunded it I people are saying I hit the one bad spot in the whole thing but in like it gets better after the I played the beginning and I tried to wander off the beaten path into the game the screen flash red and said you can't do that and I was like that's not [ __ ] open world that's [ __ ] annoying and so I uninstalled it and refunded but people said that was like just the beginning so huh but it just pissed me off because like I remember I remember when I was a kid in Oblivion came out and it was just so mind-blowing to me my little brother that you could literally like look at a mountain far away and just go there that was crazy I mean that blew my mind and then like so it's like [ __ ] 15 years later and I get a flashing red thing and I was pissed I was just pissed um there's a Hitman contract in the old blood Money game where you change out an actor's gun with a real gun uh yeah I think I remember that one I wish Blood Money had slightly better graphics or they remade it or something because it actually had really fun levels like the New Orleans level was sick um the one where the guys in the suburbs they kind of remade it with Littleton but that one was good uh what happened why are you bald I lost the bald-a-thon where I was beating a Hitman level thankfully I did beat it yesterday huge POG moment uh it was actually super sick what's the plan today uh probably going to watch some videos that have been suggested uh try one Hitman speed run to see if I can get my time down I'm gonna see if I can I think a spectacle and I might do like what xqc and Fortune do with Minecraft races we might try to keep knocking down the time of our head-to-head in uh hardcore freelancer speedruns uh uh so I'm gonna try and do that and then after that I wanted to residue before that will ruin your sleep I don't think so I don't think so um is there a world record for that yeah I think fruit I talked to him today fro uh uh one of the the coolest dudes in Hitman uh really nice guy uh Freud has a record I think it's like 40 45 or something like that um how was your date night with Lloyd I didn't go on a date with Lloyd went on there with my wife Lloyd was there there's no category for it it's all it's all ad hoc not many people have even beaten it like if you actually look there's like very few people that have beaten uh freelancer hardcore I I would love to see the stats from ioi Ari third Wheeling all right all right my wife was not third Wheeling me and Lloyd uh are you still going to the gym I am I went to the gym today I've been going very consistently uh so I obvious to be honest with you so I used to have this trainer um uh uh I used to have this trainer who was like an Instagram model he is like this just really you look like like a real young Idris Elba and he looked real [ __ ] incredibly fit and he was like super jacked and it was clear like when he was training me that he didn't give a [ __ ] like it was clearly a paycheck for his side hustle to like get Puma sponsorships on his Instagram and and like he didn't care right and he's like he was like do this you know whatever and and he had no investment in me getting any better and also like because of that not because of that because of my own mistakes but I like I would often skip or show up a little late and he just it was it was like there was no there was no urgency and the training almost never changed and he kind of just like you know it's almost like putting on a movie dude anyway so I recently uh like in February got a new trainer at a new place and it's this he's an older guy he's like he's in his 40s and he's not even he's he's like he's honestly a little fat dude he's not fat but he's like a little bit and you'd think when you see him he's like this guy's way less fitting than my last trainer he must like know way less than than I'm uh than the I don't know what to talk about but I start training with him and you could tell he's really [ __ ] strong so he's like not he's not ripped or he's not cut I guess like his muscles don't pop but he's really [ __ ] strong and uh he's been doing it for a long time so he's got like a really good idea of like what you're doing wrong and what to say and he like is clearly invested like he won't let me move on until I actually learn it and so he's been way better so I feel I haven't skipped since I got this new guy it's been like three months now I've been going super consistently and I do uh my own running and [ __ ] and I actually feel like I've actually lost weight and I actually feel I don't know it's cool like I I I've never felt somebody that actually knew what they were talking about uh he was a coach yeah he's basically a coach uh uh Brandon's trainer here he doesn't pay me so I'll be doing an AMA for cash amas are not that profitable to be honest with you um German drill sergeants make the best trainers possibly have tested enough to know that how you can't even have tested multiple drill sergeants from different countries no you have no idea German drill sergeants have done a lot of terrible things throughout history I don't know if training is one of their strong shoots uh how's your Spinjitzu training coming along yeah so I used to just transfu Jitsu on my own but then I found this awesome guy named Master Wu he's a little bit older but he he has clearly like a lot of knowledge of Spinjitzu and so he's been telling me a lot of things that uh uh he knows the lore I watched one episode but it wasn't hard it wasn't difficult he they [ __ ] introduce him um the drill sergeants are innocent it's the soldiers they train that are bad that doesn't sound correct so what you're saying and again these are your words is that Nazi thrill sergeants are not part of the problem is that what you're saying that's that sounds like what you're saying yeah the generals were innocent hi Dr battle Dr battle messaged me today say Dr battle is a menace dude uh doctor battle was watching uh uh who's the second place Mario Runner what's his name again not you exactly slippery nip he was watching slippery nip stream he was copy pasting the splits and said him to me and saying uh Mr second place is on quite the run for a second if he plays perfect he's still off by five seconds embarrassing I'm embarrassed for him by the way this is unprompted I didn't ask him and he just out of the blue he's just messaging me when he's watching slippery nip stream and roasting him on S4 and then when he lost her he says oh by the way he lost the Run did a wrong jump shocker it's like why what does slipperative do to you bro he's a good he's a good player he's one of the best players ever can we get a punch doc hrx stream we have to figure out what to do but we are we are gonna do a me and doc I mean me and punch stream uh about CS go I just never know when because punch is the most mysterious man alive um this is lagged no I don't think we're lagging I think it's actually this time I got green Lindsay how you doing let's see what's going on in the life of Lindsay everyone wants to know people are asking people been asking me when I get on when I [ __ ] get on Discord dude it's everyone bling bling bling what's happening with ludsey is he still cheating on his homework what you know what how how is that going for him one of the most popular cafes in my area just opened a new Branch two blocks from their original location that's I I can't tell you I'm not saying it hasn't happened like Starbucks will do it but a lot of it is just like over expansion generally one of those ends up closing when you see two Subways on the same corner or two Starbucks or two whatever it's not great it's not great eventually you only do it in the heat of the frenzy when they're all expanding yeah unless one of them's a money laundering front that could be it that's the only JT dubs think of the two months congrats on beating hardcore last night it was so hard to see it was actually freaking hype that run was sick uh the dartboard one right at the end when I was one bullet from dying and I had to that was crazy I mean that it was good it was a good run um there's three Subways within a one mile radius in my town quick question if I asked you if there was more Subways or more McDonald's in America would you know the answer is Subways isn't that crazy they're just easier uh franchises to set up uh I guess it would make sense in really crowded areas in the location next to the current Subways occupied maybe it depends I mean you said two blocks two blocks could be in a high traffic area could be far enough away that it's something small shop but in general they probably won't keep doing it uh uh why are you sitting like L right now Death Note looking ass [ __ ] literally always sat like this first of all second of all this is not how else it's third of all is there any possible thing that I could do on stream that would not turn into some sort of meme if I drink my [ __ ] glass it's an old LOL mason jar if I uh take a sip oh it's a small sip oh if I when I wear a flannel shirt oh flannel frog you know what I'm saying it's just like I'm noticing a pattern I don't know if you guys are picking up on the same pattern that I'm noticing but it seems to me it seems like it's obvious to me it's very apparent uh why are you reading twitch chat you Twitch streaming ass [ __ ] all right I get it I get it now you're going better with it and that's clever and I give you I'll give you a point for that uh uh uh uh you should put a Lloyd Lego in the jar what this is where I would drink water so it wouldn't make sense I did put a Lloyd uh put the Lloyd mask on the Shelf it looks good actually I got him wearing the Mogul munchies at uh uh that's not even it's not a flannel I you have me calling us a flannel this is not a flannel this is a plaid shirt but every time I wear it people have been calling it a flannel it's not what's the difference like a material this is not this is like has buttons and plaid equals flannel can't argue with that logic facts and logic brother anyway yeah uh what else happened what else [ __ ] happened uh the main thing was the UK blocking Activision Blizzard uh getting bought which is gonna cause all sorts of ruckus over at Microsoft 67 billion dollar buyout blocked by a [ __ ] Island that still says bruv it's crazy it's crazy but they did it um and then Disney's doing Ron DeSantis just don't operate in Europe they just don't think they can do that I don't think they go with it I think they will just not I think they're gonna appeal it honestly and they're gonna appeal it with a lot of money and time and see if they can force it down mid and it might work I'm not even gonna lie uh where the [ __ ] is my a little thing of funny [ __ ] that I wanted to watch what happened to your hair lose a bet or something don't say it like that but yes I did I could have just decided to buzz it for summer there's nothing there's nothing wrong with getting a nice buzz cut for summer okay I did lose a bet all right yeah I admit it I did lose a bet but like this would this is not crazy I'm not in prison I'm not a prisoner there has never been a successful appeal against the CMA I would say it's dead this is probably their most high profile uh block though you know what I'm saying history is not a perfect guide here because this is by far the biggest merger that they've ever blocked I believe if you run your hand over your head does it feel like touching a cactus of course not it's a serious question of course not it's hair no it does not feel like touching a cactus in any way um have you changed your mind on that okay [ __ ] shut up uh uh the United because of cloud gaming I mean you guys know that the Microsoft Game Pass is like goaded it's just an amazing insane value no one can compete with it because they're kind of doing it at a loss that's the that's the problem if they buy Activision Blizzard it makes Game Pass even better and uncompetable with and then they box out all competitors and they raise the prices if you think you know two steps ahead uh how will higher interest rates impact U.S debt it's bad it packs all that higher interest rates means you have to roll over your debt at higher uh monthly costs which is impossible to service right now about like 15 of the US government budget goes to interest payments that's more than like we spend on education uh uh a bunch of things combined like I think healthcare Maybe uh like we spend a ton of money just on our interest payments as a as a government uh and it'll get higher not more than military military is number one let's go number one things military can never stop that I think number two Social Security and then number three is interest payments that's the three that's what most of your tax dollar goes to military Social Security and interest I'm not even kidding actually I think it's over half let me see if I can look it up uh let me see I think I [ __ ] saved it I think I [ __ ] say that because I thought it was so interesting uh uh come on dude I just I I have to actually hire somebody I don't organize these notes at all and I don't think I will so I have to figure out a new plan uh oh I found it hey shark the card game Ari's playing as hard as [ __ ] you mean wild Frost she's the goat it is hard as [ __ ] because I actually tried it it's [ __ ] see there you go this is where your tax dollar goes uh Medicare and health 27 cents of every dollar goes to that 17.8 cents goes to Pentagon and Military and then 12.9 goes to interest on debt if you'll notice those three combined are over half over half of every dollar of taxes goes to [ __ ] paying interest paying Medicare and paying the Pentagon uh uh insane it's insane military second is actually a second a right are you more scared of Russia or China if we would go to war uh if you mean if Russia and China teamed up and it was some sort of world war three I would be scared in general because any country with nukes could be the end of it but China 10 million times more China is 10 million times stronger than [ __ ] Russia Russia's Russia is losing to Ukraine bro ha it's not there's not it's not even comparable the problem is Russia has a gazillion nukes so the whole idea of a World War is makes no sense uh uh have you watched Jon Stewart's show I have not no I watched John Oliver's but not um but Putin ride bear I never thought about that my only fear would be if Vladimir Putin rides a Blair into combat at the front of the army like if it's like a wave of Tanks and Putin's in the front charging on a bear I think that would cause our soldiers to run in fear yeah but Canada could defeat China solo just like we solo Germany in World War II is that how they teach it in Ottawa is that is that what your schools have you believing can we do a coin flip or marble I'm begging you yep yep yep we're gonna do a coin flip right now if it's heads I'm Banning you if it's Tails I'm just timing you out all right what do you guys want to think it is all right Justice Holmes this is gonna be a big sweat for you Justice homes let's see what we got all right I said heads I'm Banning you Tails I'm timing you out let's go you lucky [ __ ] all right well played all right I'll see you in 10. double or nothing list no wait there's nothing either way it doesn't win anything sir case do you think of the 4 1 year POG champ I've been think of the 11 BM Thor thank you for the prime big uh Richard thank you for the seven months big Richard I get it I get it I'm hip uh when is The Big Sleepover we're not having a big sleepover RMC leaving three months volatile uh int if you know you know yeah real ones know uh uh uh with the percent of uh tax thing you showed couldn't the rates mean the U.S defaults do you mean the US is not able to uh make its its payments because what they do in that situation is they print money they print the difference they've done that every year we run a deficit every year we already can't make our payments uh uh it is a benefit of having the reserve currency though is that you can print it and then other people have to deal with the problem we'll see if that's a permanent solution um the U.S is just like me for real no sorry no unless if you can't make your payments in real life you are going into your basement and printing counterfeit money and then in this case the US is kind of like you I guess that in that case that's what you're doing and if you're trillions of dollars in debt um real talk if we just stop printing and say no who could stop us it's not a it's not like they're gonna come and forcefully take it back it's more like it collapses your Global Financial system which is based on the trustworthiness of your credit uh it would mean the [ __ ] collapse of society almost everything is valued back to treasuries so it's if they were worthless it would reduce there would be no collateral on like millions of loans it would be catastrophic it would uh uh yeah but in the short term I gained money no you wouldn't gain anything because the money would be valueless uh have you seen Moneyball the American government oh that's what you know what put on a little uh we shot Bossa Nova if you don't mind have you seen Moneyball the American government should do statistics to solve their debt problem like Moneyball [Music] did you see Moneyball are you aware of what happens in Moneyball Brad Pitt when I Point At You talk they buy baseball players they're not they're not in trillions in debt they're just they buy cheap baseball players that are better than they thought and then they lose in the end the US government just needs to get on base listen I love that you guys are all giving great suggestions I'm gonna pass them along to Biden I will we meet it's an old person old bald person meeting we have them all the time I'm gonna have a meeting and I'll pass it along I just want to make sure that you guys have more ideas than just watch Moneyball [Music] hey boss man oh thank you for the gifties travoli think of the gifties uh hey boss man I am currently waiting to hear back from Red Bull about an in-person interview for a social media role and I'm low-key [ __ ] myself step one don't do that [Music] unsanitary any advice for in-person interviews it would be my first one ever it's your first role ever first of all congratulations I don't know what your resume is your connections are unless you're a [ __ ] nepo baby and your dad owns Red Bull because Red Bull's one of the best social media roles you could start out at they haven't they have an excellent social media team uh and if you had Red Bull on your resume and you want to work in social media or that area of marketing it's a great start I hope you get it good luck um I would say Do not shut yourself step one that's bad go in just chugging Red Bull hardcore yeah what I would recommend doing is you come in on a skateboard right do a kick flip right out of the boss's desk and grind it chugging your Red Bull the whole time then crush the can throw it down and be like that's a tick tock right there have someone in the back film and when your friends in the back is filming it then walk out I swear to God that could work shotgun or Red Bull and say that's how you do it that's how you do it brother no such thing as bad publicity it only increases your name recognition [ __ ] yourself and they'll never forget they will never forget but they may never forgive hey big action everyone where the guy shoot himself hey big a I just did an interview at Red Bull where this guy [ __ ] himself what should I do yeah that's a tough one that's a tough one that is a tough one God all sorts of questions coming in today uh in all seriousness bro I don't you know don't lie um yeah if if it's your first interview ever then it's an entry-level role just be enthusiastic passionate willing to learn uh uh come off as somebody who's gonna not be incredibly whiny or annoying and hard to work with and uh yeah I mean if you have examples of things you've worked on that'd be great ideally you have a couple examples of things you've worked on around social media wear a disguise and put on a fake accent to have an air of Mystery we I am how you say a fan of the Red Bull I mean you keep looking around like your eyes always darting around uh uh you did that in college rezer are you serious you put on a fake accent for an interview oh oh for college no people have done this wait people have done this I've heard of this people do it for for when they first go to college right to see him to seem more worldly or whatever like in their dorm and stuff they they do a fake accent I've heard of people doing this make sure you bring two snipers shut the [ __ ] up oh my God we won we beat the game uh new Tucker Carlson tweet out link me what the [ __ ] is Tucker saying [Music] did he explain why he got fired it's oh God okay what is he good evening it's Tucker Carlson one of the first things she realized when you step outside the noise for a few days is how many genuinely nice people there are in this country kind and decent people people who really care about what's true and a bunch of hilarious people also a lot of those it's got to be the majority of the population even now so that's heartening the other thing you notice when you take a little time off is how unbelievably stupid most of the debates you see on television are they're completely irrelevant this is the house the crossfire by the way this is the exact criticism that Jon Stewart had over the show Crossfire which he hosted they mean nothing in five years we won't even remember that we had them trust me as someone who's participated and yet at the same time and this is the amazing thing the undeniably big topics the ones that will Define our future get virtually no discussion at all war civil liberty I can't it's so it's disconcerting when their eyes don't move because they're looking at the teleprompter I mean he's not bad at it because he's like he's obviously reading but it's very obviously his eyes are focused in one spot peace emerging science demographic change corporate power natural resources debate about any of those issues it's been a long time debates like that aren't they watching a show in American Media both political parties and their donors have reached consensus on what benefits them and they actively collude to shut down any conversation about it suddenly the United States looks very much like a one-party state that's a depressing realization but it's not permanent our current orthodoxies it will be based if he started a third party and split it all up he's playing League of Legends he's playing League while talking won't last they're brain dead nobody actually believes them hardly anyone's life is improved by them this moment is to inherently ridiculous to continue and so it won't the people in charge know this that's why they're hysterical and aggressive I I'm I'm a little Mall he's literally he's part of everything he's talking about he is literally part of everything he's talking about for [ __ ] he got fired two days ago and suddenly he doesn't believe in any of this here it's been two days they're afraid they've given up he had the largest platform on cable news in the country pandering to old people with like racist dog whistles that's what he's been doing for [ __ ] 10 years persuasion they're resorting to force but it won't work when honest people say what's true calmly and without embarrassment they become powerful at the same time the Liars who've been trying to silence them shrink and they become weaker that's the iron law of the universe true things prevail where can you still find Americans saying true things there aren't many places there are some and that's enough as long as you can hear the words there is hope see you soon oh he's going to launch something he's launching good evening it's time he's launching something I that's what I said I [ __ ] said it the first day like even if uh you know firing him is not going to stop him from launching something he's moving a kick yeah he's going to kick dude tell her Carlson on Kick Tucker and Aiden Dave's gonna be a [ __ ] Network that felt like a riddle which was a song it wasn't a real it was literally just saying I'm the source of Truth and I'm gonna have a new platform soon so watch out for it that was the between the lines OV snow they were the prime till fordall thank you for the 24 months Britain played save the 21 months uh you cannot legally drink now because you have a 21 month sub that's not how it works but thank you he's starting a kick competitor [Laughter] Ross got banned off of kick and then started a kick competitor for the real [ __ ] ends you know what I'm saying for when kick is not enough yeah call it punch dude maybe he runs in the primary I I have no idea at Turk Carson's political Ambitions but theoretically he could run he's got an insane uh uh mouthpiece I think he would do 800 000 times better than DeSantis who seems like a big [ __ ] deflated balloon you would lose a trump probably I mean Trump seems pretty tough to beat the Republican primary but he's also not a thousand years old uh uh yo big a it's my birthday oh happy birthday overclock pixel Aura Guth Argos thank you for the prime OV snow there the prime Tilford uh oh yeah uh maybe him and Don Lemon are sharding I don't even I still don't know who [ __ ] Don Lemon is like other than he's saying an announcer uh why is it always between a douche and a turd sandwich I think because the majority of the voting populace uh gets all of their opinions from South Park no I mean you're right it's two terrible options uh uh but I just know where that's from I know that's what I'm saying uh are you swinging the race you know it never too far from my raise uh yo big guy got attacked by a dog and lost my Enron hat today any timetable on resales no there's no timetable on resales are you telling me that a dog attacked you and stole your Enron hat is that the situation that I'm hearing he ran off with it it got too bloody it's kind of based though a bloody Enron hat is like tells a story that means something's going on happened to you too oh yeah interesting probably yeah the dog probably lost his life savings in Enron yeah dog probably got scammed that makes a lot of sense uh uh come back with your Enron hat or on it that's what your parents should have said that's what your parents should have said it's [ __ ] one or the other okay you can't be losing your Enron hat it's your [ __ ] Shield it is your sword it is your [ __ ] weapon um uh let's see I'm starting an audit soon I'm terrified of being staffed on an Enron type company what do you mean you are auditing your own company and you're worried it's a [ __ ] pillar of fraud is that what you're telling me where do you work I want to short the pro public accounting what do you mean so you do it for other people explain your situation not arid thank you for 21 months when you shaved your head it sent me into an existential crisis at 24 I look like you at 44. I'm not 44. right so I don't I think you look fine if you look like this all right it's good it's a good good clean look you're an auditor for a public accounting firm like one of the big four what are you saying public like like like uh you're one of the big four okay you work at one of the big four that's all I'm saying okay easy easy question you work at one of the big four accounting firms you're gonna audit somebody else a public company and you're worried that this company is like Enron why what is your why would you they all are well are you telling me that every company that you are auditing at one of the biggest companies in the world is completely cooking all their books you seem like the most based accountant but also like that seems extreme that seems extreme uh Hey Shrek my girlfriend is a what uh uh you won't get in trouble if you're wait are you worried wait uh because you're one of the big four accounting companies basically your job is to rubber stamp all of their uh their financials so they can go to Wall Street and get more money so you're telling me you are worried you're going to find out that it's fraud and not be able to say something because you're a new account you're you're a low you're yeah you're entry level I mean or whatever you're like a few years in they're not going to blame you you're not going to jail you can't triple stamp a double stamp uh uh it is funny that the accounting firm that uh handled Enron um it used to be the big five accounting firm it was it was Arthur Anderson yeah they they went out of business because they [ __ ] up on Enron so bad uh once Arthur Anderson came out was just [ __ ] rubber stamping everything Enron said they completely lost all their credibility and went out of business uh imagine a massive company fails tomorrow after your taxes are fun so I saw a rumor that there's gonna be a um a major Tech CEO my guess is coinbase Brian Armstrong a major Tech CEO is going to step down by Friday replace with a new CEO and have that CEO do a ton of layoffs I I think my guess is coinbase based on the I mean the tip was that it's somebody who has dual class share it could be Mark Zuckerberg but he's already done layoffs and I don't think he ever wants to leave um that's what twitch did that is what twitch did twitch did the same thing uh but I think my best guess was coinbase wait let me turn on uh let me turn on uh air in here as an ex-coin based player employee from playoffs I'm skeptical you're an ex coinbase employee what was it like there give me the end I I asked and then you could type it up and I come back uh what was it like a briefcase to leave ask chatter questions and walk away okay I don't have to sit here and wait exactly from the typing out he comes I turned on the air um I'm an ex wework employee dude wework is so funny uh they should be going to zero soon man wework is so how's your work doing let's see wework has frittered away 46.7 billion dollars the stock is under 50 cents one of the biggest startup failures of all time and Venture capitalists haven't learned a thing this is two days ago [Laughter] wework is all dude I am I'm actually I mean outside of the uh uh egregious ones uh I'm I'm pretty um I feel very good about my predictions video I feel like a lot of what I said seemed uh unlikely to happen at the time and it's all coming closer and closer to happening um I know it's an awful business but I love wework as a product yeah uh uh it's fine it makes sense uh to co-work with other people and have a nice little place but the business doesn't make any sense what the [ __ ] is wework we work as a business that buys out Office Buildings right they'll buy out like a floor of an office then they'll chop it up and they'll rent it as like uh single use or rented Office Space so let's say you're a company that like you want four desks in a nice office but you don't want a whole [ __ ] office you can't afford it you can just rent that and then your employees can come in and work there it's like it's like a co-working space yeah it's not it's only renting the cubicles they make the places nice they add like you know a kombucha [ __ ] fountain or something they clean it up and then but I guess the problem is the problem is let me explain why it's a [ __ ] bad business all right let's say to buy the whole floor of the building costs 200 Grand a month example so wework takes on a [ __ ] ton of debt and they buy all these floors and they're paying 200 Grand a month 200 Grand a month 200 a month and then they supposed to split it all up and they sell each part for let's say 10 grand a month each little part so if they fill all 20 parts or 30 parts they're making a profit but if they don't fill all the parts constantly then they're under what they owe every month so they have to constantly be filling all the parts and they have all of this debt they've bought all of these [ __ ] floors so they have if you know massive amounts of debt huge amounts of servicing costs every month and they're they're a very flexible model in an environment people aren't using it that much that's why it sucks okay it only works if the demand is crazy and they're filling all the spots uh sounds like they expanded too quickly they're not the business model well the business model itself is flawed right I mean if if there was enough demand for it uh uh the property manager is probably done already I mean it's just like it in certain areas it can exist and work I agree for certain high demand downtown areas with like lots of startups that's cool uh uh they've done it everywhere they've just yeah it's been too fast I guess it's fine it's fine it's been too fast but it's just not it's not a business it's worth 47 billion dollars which is what they value themselves as when they were trying to go public and then there was a huge collapse and et cetera so that's why uh just if you think about it simply it's like the the core of the business is like extremely expensive buying real estate and renting it out it's just a real estate business and Commercial Real Estate is not doing very well uh uh Hey truck don't try to fool us into thinking you read those books probably got booze in them if I wanted to drink booze I would just grab a a bottle of beer all right I don't sneak it into my book and then what it doesn't make any sense that's not a appropriate way it wasn't a real estate business they had free beer it was clearly a tech company yeah exactly that's the joke though it's like we work was trying to pitch itself as like a high-tech company but they're like an age-old business buying real estate and renting it out like that's what they were actually doing and it's not that great of a business they're like landlords that you know dress it up um like McDonald's no McDonald's that's a great business because McDonald's buys the land uh and then sells Burgers and Fries at a markup on it so they're cash flow positive while they buy more and more land across the country that's an amazing business McDonald's stock is up uh what was the craziest Nvidia perk Nvidia twitch so I worked at Twitch in 20 uh you know 14 to 18 area and 2014 Silicon Valley was like the peak of Google Mania perk Mania uh everything is going up unicorns launching all nothing right VC money nothing right so the perks I got early twitch were insane there was just a there was a massive wall as bit like as big as this bookshelf and more of infinite free drinks every kind of drink you can want there was free breakfast lunch and dinner at the office every day and it was good there was uh candy carts that were like all around like between the desks there was just candy carts um there was you know uh uh oh this [ __ ] fully stocked kitchen with every smoothie ingredient and the Vitamix blenders so I would go and make smoothies every day uh [ __ ] ruled uh the internet was [ __ ] insane speed you could stay at the office all day there was a [ __ ] sick break room one of the coolest things about the break room that I've never talked about is that we used to play Smash in there all the time we had the names of every person that played smash on a Velcro sticker like a velcro tab on a velcro wall and it was all in order of skill and if you ever beat somebody in a head to head you could rip their name off the wall and put your name above them it was so swag it was so I said that okay anyway it was uh so that was sick um but Nvidia I joined you know 2017-ish uh and did it again another like four or five years and nvidia's perk was that they are a [ __ ] grown-up company full of extremely competent uh smart people that pay really well Nvidia was way less about like hey let's trick you hey infinite vacation days uh you know and fun ping pong table at the office and video was like hey just work really hard you get paid really well uh like a twit twitch is like a hoodie culture everyone wears hoodies and and and video was like button up like we're wearing like this just the difference [Music] nowhere near the same level of perk but I got every book purchased no matter the genre reimbursed at Zoom [Laughter] every book no matter the genre you're buying [ __ ] werewolf furry fan fiction and zoom is reimbursing that ads based can you give advice on how to get into companies like that like what Nvidia or twitch either way I mean what I'm saying is it's it's kind of a rarish breed now because twitch was a product of it it Twitches a bunch of layoffs recently I mean all that stuff was a product of its era of the infinite free money bubble right now a lot of tech companies are doing layoffs they're cutting back on perks they're doing more remote work like the the era of like the super uh cushy adult playground office I think is coming to an end uh uh and it had its good I mean it's good when you're [ __ ] 22 which I you know 21 22. I I wouldn't necessarily love it right now I I preferred the Nvidia way if I had to pick one um thoughts on Microsoft I talked about earlier it's uh it's kind of based of the UK to stand up to Microsoft in this situation I will see how the appeal goes but it sounds like they're pretty firm on not doing it um I started a new company with free drinks but I don't drink soda I don't know man it sounds like you have a hard life I don't drink water bro who cares you know it's a [ __ ] okay okay but why are we taking Brits opinions into consideration now that's my only flaw my only flaw with the UK shutting down the deal is like it makes me think that the British think that we care you know it's like we have to listen to Britain on something this is it all just feels weird I thought we fought a [ __ ] War for this I thought George Washington lived and died so we don't have to [ __ ] listen when the [ __ ] Queen tells us we can't put exclusive back division glitches on Xbox he sounds like Boomers complaining about owning multiple rental properties well that's what's funny that's what's I mean I don't wanna cherish the misery here but it's a little bit of shade and fruit Freud it's a little bit of like uh it's just fun to see all the people that took on massive debt to buy rental properties and Airbnb shits are starting to get very spooked because all that stuff's coming down uh all that stuff's coming down and like a lot of them are gonna be stuck with a [ __ ] massive Bill be forced to sell uh no you're playing the ninja game yes it's Friday I'm gonna play on Friday good [ __ ] land leeches dude have you seen the uh what's the [ __ ] subreddit um is it just our landlords is it love for landlords Lan Chads is that what it is reddit.com our love for landlords is that what it is so what were they call themselves uh no this is the one making fun of landlords there's one where it's by landlords and they're talking about how dude what is that one uh yeah Lan Chad is that what it is renttoids I think that's what it is [Laughter] no wait that's not it [ __ ] it's one where they're all cosplaying as landlords they're all and talking about how the [ __ ] rent toys don't understand them it got overtaken okay it was funny it was a very funny oh love for land sheds is that what they are love for land Chads [Laughter] spent the weekend practicing on how to defend myself against non-tipping renttoids the big Meme here is that like they want their their [ __ ] renters to tip that's so funny because the idea of tipping your landlord is such a [ __ ] hilarious concept uh yeah I've seen these go without it's very funny notice how I aim low so I can hit their kneecaps and they can keep paying rent based attendance and this is how they left my property they ripped off my cabinets they took out the sink they demoed everything put everything in the living room and look I finally found what my kitchen sinks at they left all that junky Furniture here now I have to get rid of this terrible so sad slowest game ever gotten finding my bro F3 experienced one percent of the pain landlords feel after not raising a Single mother's rent for an entire week [Laughter] yeah it's tough it's tough yes landlords are truly the most oppressed minority [Laughter] uh such blatant land phobia calling me names and pretending my fridge is theirs uh uh that's funny do people have squatters rights it depends on the location I think in the United States I don't know definitely not like Texas or whatever what is this a gen Z landlord shared this on ironically on their Instagram story it's tenants sitting on top of a box of Funko Pops only fan subscriptions bad Life Choices laziness and entitlement and drugs telling the landlords to row harder or we're all sink yeah that sounds about right that sounds about right thank God we have Brave landlords to keep our um hey truck you should become a good landlord a lot of week is a landlord right now he is xqc's landlord which is the only time where I think the tenant might actually be a tough it might be too tough uh find a growing industry and go all in on that it's a pretty safe bet as long as it keeps growing that's my advice to the master bedroom secondary Enterprise advice on that uh yeah yeah I mean I think in general the advice would be you know it's like this the old adage of like you could be the hardest [ __ ] working travel agent but you know once expedia.com comes out it's like you're you're in a dying industry so you don't want to be an industry that's dying because like then all of your effort is not multiplied it's like divided it's it's you're getting a 0.3 return but if you're in a growing industry it's like everything you do it does way better you have the wind at your back um what do you do if you're in the middle of a siesta room the tech industry is following tech industry is not it's still a good place to work I wouldn't worry about that your CS degrees probably is actually guaranteed fine just learn about stuff that's relevant and interesting best company of all time what a weird question best company of all time by what metric there's a decent argument in terms of like success you could say Apple today uh Apple really turned it around from being near death they basically were kept Alive by Microsoft trying to not seem like a monopoly and now they are bigger than Microsoft and the biggest company in the world so theoretically you could say it's Apple um you could all say it's the Dutch East India Company because they had a private military bigger than most countries uh so they were like as strong as a company's ever been militarily but best so you can talk about the company that's done actually the most good or something but hmm Pepsi dude I was reading Pepsi's financials uh they just their stock just popped so I wanted to know why Pepsi just made a ton more money without selling any more sodas than they usually do and it was entirely because they've been raising prices like crazy and people have just been buying it so we'll see how long that inflation can last but they literally just they have like zero unit growth which means they're not selling any more soda but their revenue is way up which is literally just means they've been raising prices uh yeah they're just passing on cost to the consumer exactly but not even I mean they're just they're making more money and their stock just popped so I don't know it's interesting I I companies will keep doing this as long as they can get away with it but I don't think they'll be able to get away with it much longer I think this strain is really showing credit card debts out of control I think a lot of the you know I looked into it more and I was wondering because some of the numbers seem like things seem okay and it really feels like there's this huge divide between like I heard it called the silver tsunami there's just a massive wave of old people who actually have their finances pretty much in order and they made a lot of money during the [ __ ] boom times and their house prices still elevated and um you know they're 401K did pretty well and they're all they're all decently set and then there's like everyone else who's on working age and younger who's like actually having harder and harder times and the numbers are being hidden by how many old people there are but it's not um you should start a company that breaks into people's houses and takes their stuff to make profit uh uh Wizards of the Coast yeah wizards of the [ __ ] Coast bro that's actually fire what's the stock like for the pinkertons I don't know if they're public I think petertons are a privately held company security company yeah I could check pinkertons stock yeah they're private no are they wait I can't tell blinkerton city is a is a city one of the best cities uh uh I don't yeah let's see a stock price oh they're owned by switch security company oh yeah they bought yeah yeah they bought it as a brand yeah they do have a stock all right yeah yeah uh it's down if you want to know it's down I guess hiring private thugs is not booming I guess it's a good sign buy the dip it's actually just pretty flat uh more than phase not more than phase phase is down phase down an absurd amount is it just shot instrument it's just shiny for now I'm gonna do uh probably a Hitman speed run in a second and then I'm gonna play Resident Evil 4 for the night see if I can make progress the problem is I have to get as far as I can before Jedi Survivor comes up Which is my most excited game phase is popping no it's not phase stock no it's [ __ ] not it's so it's so not dude unless you want to buy the dip which you you know Now's the Time this is the best dip to buy 86 down face it's the next GameStop Game Stops down too hey do a hostile take over a phase they would they would encourage that if I took out a bunch of debt to do a hosting over a phase they would love that because then they could sell phase do you have plans to play Hogwarts like I see zero plans to play awkward I can see um hey big a it's my Grandma's birthday and she said you guys were friends in college we weren't we weren't when's the next Ninjago watch party [Music] it's not a regular thing we do we just watched Ninjago uh let me get a water real quick one second I'm thirsty [Music] thank you [Music] chat laugh while he's gone to confuse him [Music] foreign foreign [Music] does FaZe even want to be bought by another Esports org a company with money if you are the owners of phase and you're trying to sell phase you don't give a [ __ ] who buys you for whatever reason they don't care they want they want the money and they give you the phase you figure it out yeah [Music] like Twitter pre-elon yeah basically you you know Twitter I mean I forget what happened and it's very funny you won tried to buy a small piece of Twitter and wanted to be on the board they didn't take all of his suggestions so he said he was going to buy the whole company they tried to stop him so he like forced it down mid by making an insane overly High offer which they then instantly accepted and locked him into then he tried to back out he's like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I don't wanna I don't want to spend 44 billion dollars on this at which point the Delaware Court of Chancery stepped in and said you signed a legally binding deal to pay 44 billion dollars for Twitter you have to do it so he did that's what happened it's insanely funny hasn't even been a year I know it's crazy truly one of those businessmen of all time yeah definitely um e-launcher just paid the billion to get out of it it didn't work like that I thought the same but I looked into it you can't you can't just pay the billion the billion is more like if Elon Musk was hit by a meteor or I don't know if something happened an act of God happened that stopped it from happening then he has to pay a billion no matter what but it's not like a breakup fee he couldn't just pay it and leave um yeah like if banks refuse to give him the debt they could pay the billion foreign hey big a you still crinky crunching on some Grammys or is your training forbidding it the reason I read your message because you spammed it multiple times which means you are extremely interested on fading out if I'm crinky crunching on some Grammys and I just want to know why you felt like this message was worth spamming four times 1824 1825 1826 once a minute for the past four minutes you've been asking if I'm cranky crunching on some Grammys the answer is no you can tell because I'm not doing it on this live feed you better VIP hymns uh Hey chat what are your thoughts on people chatting loudly on public transport Lindsay are you over are you dropping on someone's conversation I don't know if it's a problem I mean it's annoying when people um this used to happen on the subway when I was in SF where they would play music on the speakers of their phones I think that's [ __ ] I think if you don't have headphones you don't get to play music that's [ __ ] that's so it's annoying as [ __ ] I don't want to hear your music it's not fair but I think you're allowed to talk I mean unless you're screaming I love hearing drama about random people that I will never interact with yeah I guess if they're talking about something funny or interesting I I you can't really if someone's talking in their normal voice what the [ __ ] I don't that's insane to try and stop them put on headphones headphones solves all these problems if you don't want to hear it put in headphones if you're playing music put in headphones okay cool I'll go out and Shout during [ __ ] on a bus and report back Lindsey do not act like you're not already shouting during [ __ ] on buses all right you're a twitch moderator at some point you've shouted terrain [ __ ] on a bus that's like part that's par for the course we're it's required upon entry we check we [ __ ] check the logs I call bus stations in your area to make sure yeah anyway I think I'm gonna do one [ __ ] run to see if I can get a better time uh my goal actually I should set up splits ah you set up splits a spectacle course sent me the splits I need wait where are these splits uh okay splits edit splits oh God I forgot how to do this entirely why are you supposed to be not gonna win I'm gonna win you guys have no faith you guys have no faith that I would beat it no I beat it now you have no faith that I can do better time interesting sub 15-minute death how about a timer for how many times it takes me to put [ __ ] two snipers holy [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] funny uh uh Hitman three assassin three hardcore freelancer oh yeah here we go and now my splits are uh first syndicate yup yup no [ __ ] [ __ ] balls God damn it doing it so wrong I'm doing it so [ __ ] wrong and it's I don't want to blame it entirely on chat but it's at the very least eighty percent your fault uh time for how long it takes the average chatter to remember your bald foreign that is a very competitive category that is a shockingly competitive category if I'm being honest with you uh uh okay Syndicate one how how do you add how do you add one how do you add one dude actually how do you do this does anyone have the [ __ ] sauce I'm also not bald I'm also just I'm just not bald all right this is a nice buzz cut right click no it doesn't do [ __ ] that doesn't do piss all look I'll show you what I'm seeing if you can see this right wait how the [ __ ] do I add another Syndicate here import I'm not importing from what I I want to just make one press four uh add comparison add comparison test no no that's just a comparison line I need to add I need to insert above press four or four times you're so stupid and delete system 32 while you're at it [ __ ] you guys have never ever ever helped me with tech I'm asking for a simple thing here's what I need to do I need to close splits I need to make new splits this will do it this will [ __ ] show them all edit layout timer okay yeah and it splits yes okay I got it I [ __ ] got it Syndicate one Syndicate two Syndicate three you should ask Lloyd for help why do you think that the green Ninjago would be good at setting up live splits tend to get three final syndicate perfect and then I need to add a comparison time wait uh uh okay I need to add a control no wait I'm getting it actually getting it's gonna be [ __ ] based uh edit layout add some of best no I want like world record okay edit how do I add the world record foreign was better when Lloyd was here I think Lloyd's with us in a way how about I just [ __ ] current comparison again current comparison against and then we need like 80 minutes right 80 does that work what was the prediction if I'm not gonna figure this out okay all right here it is I think that's good enough I'll just do my own [ __ ] PB for now control compare against real-time personal best okay okay perfect okay oh my God I got [ __ ] jump scared by Tara Carlson open that's half okay hit play hey big a can you quiet down I'm at Uni change your volume [Music] I'm jump back in okay I have to get rid of that Hearthstone I have to get rid of that Hearthstone okay all right one more run [Music] epic validation failed no [Music] big a can you wait a second I'm gonna microwave some popcorn don't have to ask just get the get the popcorn are you running hardcore only hardcore yeah hardcore I think hardcore is way funner more fun actually um can you help me study for my Bio exam on Friday what is a mitochondria answer that and you're ready hey big hey I don't want to bother the stream or anything but would I be able to go to the bathroom no no you're not allowed sit here and watch you can't go to the bathroom no sit here and watch if I get the world record you can go to the bathroom it's gonna [ __ ] explode laughs all right you can go we gotta take a take a pass take a hall pass Ed three months fin rending with the 10 months uh uh Smitty word man Jensen they've the 22 months and the message what's up big a I'm asking for 22 000 for 15 equity in my twitch subscription deal I'll wire you the money through ludzi he's my accountant contact Leslie he will send you the 20 000 and I get 15 Equity of your transcription for the rest of your life consider yourself sharked hey big I just [ __ ] my pants can I go to the office to call my mom no you can go interview for a Red Bull you are now their Prime candidate for social media okay I think I set this up right and I've never ever been wrong about that wait okay okay this doesn't look that great God it's so why can't it not look like this why does it look bad I wish it would look [ __ ] good dude how do I get rid of all the extra rows oh God go to splits editor edit splits remove splits remove segment no you [ __ ] Syndicate one how do I you can actually help Dr battle be the hero I need how do I do this but before I put you into the call which I'm going to do before I do this watch the tone watch the tone all right keep the tone to a minimum what do you mean Dr battle good is good to hear from you you're saying watch the tone though what do you mean by that no no I was just hypothetically a different person might come in with a bit of a tone what tone what if I ever come into the tone I don't know you know what I must be thinking of the veil or someone how are you doing that guy's got a tone he's got a tone he's got a bit of a tone he's a Don he's a dome monster he he's always able to print paper because he's got enough toner you know all right no I let that help though how are you doing I say how I'm doing but I'm going to counter that with how are you doing yeah I you know what I'm doing is I'm doing pretty well because I'm so eager to jump into this Speed Run and I would love to help with the splits that's right um so let me okay you said you spammed I know how to fix this I know how to fix it I'm gonna fix this yeah because I did it the other day and now you're finding it so that you know you just sounded so supremely confident in the chat that you were the man for this job I know I found it I found it okay you found it so you're just Googling the problem no I didn't Google it I went into my life split I have live split too I run a little bit so right click go to layout editor also did you see the joke that I posted to you in our DMS just above the call right click it sorry let's just get through this layout thing first before I talk about the jokes so layout editors splits should be an option they should say like timer splits yeah yeah and then total splits you want that to be however many splits there are splits total split oh I just cut this down I chip chop oh you can make the total splits like 50 and then there's like a bunch of blades the bare minimum which is the smart thing to do wow because I think the default total splits is like 10. so a lot of times people start a new game and it's just like they'll make like five splits because they don't know what they're doing and then there's like five blank ones and they just keep it forever uh uh thank you that looks perfect I think so I I did help is what you're saying that is that is exactly what I'm saying Dr battle you have saved the stream I was able to come in and fix your problems in a way you you have a problem not even in a way you just did that yeah 100 you know I was gonna say you had a problem in front of like 5 000 people that I checked and it's not so you've had a problem in front of a a great sum of people and I kind of just 2500 people is a good amount of people the [ __ ] doctor battle streams are doing but I think yeah is a good number 2500 yeah yeah all right well okay I'll tune in next time you're running Mario and [ __ ] ripping on [ __ ] squeegee no you know what I've been running lately is Gwen the n64. foreign [Music] so that's why you're accustomed to 5K viewers because you've been running such a popular title no I don't get 5K viewers come on except I mean I mean right now they're kind of it's kind of our viewers right now right like uh do you like the joke I put in our district uh you know what I just I just got another call [ __ ] I would love to keep this going because you could you you have the moment to take a look okay the joke is hey patriarch bald much disconnecting that's the joke the joke he wrote is hey hrock bald much and oh there's a picture with it and the picture is of the following Plaid Pantry convenience stores the bar is so low far is so low you guys cannot say he doesn't miss to every variation of the word bald and flannel hmm oh we can and we will uh West holfin think of the year 19 months glad to have you back I coach think of the seven months uh all right let's see let's see if we can put in a real solid time here now here's the problem I played uh once offline and lost my guns like my [ __ ] I lost my legendary sniper obviously uh so I'm coming in a little bit cooked but I'm sure it'll all work out uh how do I I don't want this to be so big wait the [ __ ] things are back I edit layout splits layout settings splits eight goes down to that okay okay there we go you messed it up no I didn't mess it up okay uh a board campaign lose the money and let's see what we got once I pick when the timer starts right Ambrose Miami Doza I'm down I don't want to see anything else oh wait um [ __ ] [ __ ] okay oh Paris sappy Dosa all right I'll do this I'll do this with this okay ready how do I I want to start the timer without having to [ __ ] tab to it you're looking at all you're allowed to look at all of them like I want to settings Global hotkeys yeah okay perfect okay so now when I press one it should go okay but now I set incredible personal bests no I'm never gonna get gold splits because I set .01 second splits okay how do I how do I undo that holy [ __ ] I can I'm not putting you in the call I'm literally not doing it I'm literally not putting you in the call uh here I can I can just delete this perfect do it do it doesn't delete it doesn't it doesn't delete it doesn't delete backspace delete there okay okay oh all right we are ready three two one go Paris for two great start uh silence pistol kill perfect uh uh let's get a better science pistol give me give me the Black Lily and give me this sniper let's go okay oh it's actually fun when you're when you're trying to okay I'm sure I won't die I'm sure I won't die because I'm rushing it the two snipers think to Paris okay we have been informed that the syndicated Target one here easy shot target two in the dining room however does he killed okay this is no walk in the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful Godspeed 47. uh oh so I'm gonna Pace myself for let's say let's try to get like under three minutes under three minutes 15 maybe for each level that would be a good pace well done 47. this will surely be a blow to The Syndicate as spectacles time is 80-ish minutes right over under something like that 80 minutes so that's what I have to be but most important thing is that I don't rush how do I kill you how do I kill you uh okay I need to get to the inner stairs inner stairs are air stairs are there yeah they're over here by the chef's outfit and then that's my exit too okay perfect don't look at me okay okay silence pistol kill epic right here one more floor Taco Bell removed their online special deal what the [ __ ] does that mean how does that uh wait how do I get to you excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate you should get back to the safe house contact you later sub three let's get a nice sub three you guys are [ __ ] molding over the loss of some Taco Bell all the Taco Bell menu items are the same you don't understand that are you not you can just buy oh God different items and make the it's all the same five ingredients like if they didn't make the Crunchwrap one of my favorite items I would just buy a taco and smash it flat you get the same thing or buy a burrito wrap it up it's the same you get the same ingredients hmm the chalupa is a different texture I'll give you that excellent work back there 47 let me know when you're ready to continue I'll be waiting sappy for two I love that time disguises oh this would be great to have a shrank but I don't have a shrink nor a hammer it's like a tonfa bon voyage 47. bring two snipers listen to Mr two sniper Plato what does Plato mean welcome Syndicate in the area that is dumb however uh pretty far ice cream shop kill I can actually kill both from here okay I should be able to kill both uh uh can I kill that person from where I want to kill I'm actually not sure but we are going for a speed run hmm Plata was a philosopher uh-huh oh [ __ ] come on Syndicate member eliminated done 47. you shot where are you in the observatory okay that's really annoying uh we'll exit here so I'm just gonna leave this is my favorite sniper uh not for gameplay but because it plays Ave Maria whenever you use it oh right here the deck covert 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate get back to the city I'll be in touch please don't start shooting me please don't start shooting me please don't start shooting me okay under three would be great can I get the sniper nope nope nope nope no no man man man terrible oh oh [ __ ] off oh [ __ ] off oh that's so annoying wait I'm gonna lose all my time ah wait this is so annoying this is really bad all right okay people you need to leave this area for your own safety okay under control okay okay fine I think salvaged salvaged salvaged that lady was a bit of a narc that lady was actually a massive [ __ ] narc not great not perfect timing but okay we'll make it up we'll make it up we'll make it up we'll make it up we'll make it up we just need a really nice syndicate if this was n a the gun yeah this was North America nobody would have [ __ ] had a second thought excellent work back there about a chef walking around with a sniper I'll be waiting come on come on 200 dude the camera's so [ __ ] 47 okay Dozer no track down The Syndicate I'll show a lookout take this and a better sniper I need the legendary sniper this is all good give me a good spawn please come on get a nice like sub 15-minute first Syndicate that'd be nice some 14 minute yo big a how about Dem apples so interesting question how would somebody to respond to that there it's not I can't move it that's not even a read meme you don't even that's not even I can't Mom it because parking lot spawn hog champ good work 47. we finally Tracked Down The Syndicate leaders whereabouts however we do not know the exact identity of the target so you'll have to do some recall hat they're on high alerts they have a hat so tread carefully well they will slip away do they have a hat on the other hand we they are participating in a Handover as for their identity we know that they have brown hair they are sporting a tattoo they are wearing a hat and glasses we also know that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind and they smoke I think this will help you know what to do with what he said that thank you where the [ __ ] got him good job okay now I need to look out you eliminated the leader I'll be in touch you know look oh God where's the lookout are they shooting at me oh no [Music] wait a snipe they're like Assassin shooting at me I need a [ __ ] Lookout dude is that you oh this is so [ __ ] I'm out of bullets there's audio no that one this they're actually shooting at me you can see the guy up there shooting at me dude where am I gonna find oh this is bad oh this is so [ __ ] bad this is bad none of your Lookouts right here oh I'm so [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] foreign how unfortunate it rather appears that you ran out of luck back to the drawing I should have taken two snipers I should have taken two snipers bro okay one more run obviously one more run okay I I need to figure out what is there a long range way to recognize a lookout or are they just guards that have uh uh better disguise visibility that's my question okay let's try this again maybe a guy with a sniper what do you mean they always have a DOT you can't see a DOT from that distance so it doesn't help that's why I said long range okay Doza Mumbai whittleton huh interesting okay this is the easy one oh wait no no no no no no no control reset okay okay okay bye first for two uh submachine gun kill Epic give me an epic SMG I have one Epic SMG because I lost all my others how my gun stash is slowly dwindling like a Krueger that's all I need safe journey 47. um [Music] um start a pile for my cat I do not want to start a pile say look out say what really fast and see who says what in response I say what and then just start blasting just got my popcorn I'm missing nope we're starting the first run today is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate okay but they are on high alert so tread carefully well they will slip away they're both in the buildings okay they're both in the building okay very doable very doable sneak in under the camera hello foreign this guy should be decently easy to go I know they're still trying to find the right lines for the shoot but in case they do well done 47. this will surely be a blow to The Syndicate yeah we don't need any accidents on this uh okay slow down I need details okay wait what the [ __ ] a lot of problems we got a description of the guy he must have you did I miss did I miss open the door oh I'm gonna lose my mind man yeah thank you excellent work 47. thank you you've spread fear within the syndicate get back to the safe house I'll be in touch get out here now fish all right all right all right uh under three is the goal 3 15. that was a good Blitz found the crack in the door and the glass nice okay this is stressful and this is why this boat is so fun it's like any mistake gets you killed because all of the guards have [ __ ] Infinite Strength compared to regular mode okay okay I want a miniature version of your bald head to have as a stress toy I'm selling them yeah if you send me the money I'll send you back The Syndicate took a seriously uh I'm calling them baldies four targets four targets whittleton or yeah we'll do two on Mendoza and I'll just finish on Wilton uh disguises concussion duck drop the duck drop the thing uh would love a long range pistol if possible I feel like I've lost all my long range pistols assassin pistol stealth and give me a sniper bon voyage 47. gotta get NL on that yeah we're gonna get all the bald streamers and we're gonna sell baldies and they're just stress toys of bald streamers heads PO box for money uh I will give you Yates mudsey's PayPal The Syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate uh but watch your step they're on high alert where the [ __ ] are you going to be easy be careful 47 literally the opposite side of the map in every way okay that guy's on the Dance Floor get here snipe all right all right it's fine uh I need to get a disguise so annoying on time [ __ ] ing shot okay okay oh I am a little worried actually I'm a little worried because I have very limited time well I have to get another disguise nothing unless I think I can do it this would be ballsy to just go out there pop pop and leave if this guy goes indoors I will instantly lose can I do this in one minutes twenty evening senior would you care I think I have to magnitude it one minute left okay just shoot this guy shoot down there get to the exit I think this works I think I have plenty of time Syndicate member eliminated well done 47 excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate okay we're cooking we're cooking that's a good start RNG wise impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready for your next assignment s we now have information on The Syndicate Leader's current whereabouts neutralize Lookout we're back here again in the neutralized Lookout spot two snipers no this is all good Voyage 47 oh crowbar have you ever tried enjoying the game instead of just playing it as fast as possible Dr battle you are literally a person that watches people's speedrun and sends messages saying how their splits aren't good enough welcome to whittleton Creek we now know the leader's current location however as we don't know the exact description this means you will have to do your own Recon but be careful they're on high alert we don't want them to slip away as to why they are here well we know this they are here for an exchange we also have the following description on their looks we know that they have brown hair they are wearing earrings brown hair earrings necklace and wearing a hat as for characteristics we know the target is a smoker but not least they have a sweet tooth I hope it's one of those it's one of those it's one of those two your target is on to you and is trying to get away it's one of those two [ __ ] me [ __ ] me this is going so poorly where's it that guy [Music] that guy's too close to the exit it's got to be this guy this guy right here [Music] no it wasn't [Music] okay it wasn't either of them which means it was who ah [ __ ] oh it's the other exit isn't it oh it's a loss this is a [ __ ] loss oh no [Music] kill the lookout [Music] okay still doable 50 meters 250 meters in the exit [Music] no yes congratulations yes the leader is eliminated sending a clear message hey you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later oh shoot let's go time Syndicate 1 11 25 dude well done 47. this will make anyone think good speed then we hit a look out on the way too [ __ ] yes well done 47 The Syndicate has been eliminated sniper get sniper get sniper get sniper I didn't tell that there are more connectors finish [ __ ] ax take them all down and you will be well rewarded get back to me when you're ready oh my God no Middleton no doze on any of them am I [ __ ] smoking no wait it literally is what I just said oh no what the [ __ ] uh time trial what level did I pick what level did I pick sappy I'll be in touch when you reach your destination Berlin Berlin Berlin Berlin Berlin Berlin what do you want I want Miami for my Showdown I guess because it has distance so I could try to just snipe and run I mean it's gonna be it's gonna be a pain this is intense Intel tells us that the operative Syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best level one however this is no zero zero they're on high alert so you have to be careful upstairs be careful 47 and most of all good luck all right here's the first Target [Music] uh I know what we're gonna do [Music] I know what we're gonna do [Music] Syndicate member eliminated well done 47 no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no [ __ ] way hey [Music] come on do you read got a naked civilian over here that's that's annoying that's so annoying my friend you're okay where's my fourth guy you two here oh some guy in the [ __ ] jungle in tears I'm sure this is fine foreign just get up to this this higher area yeah okay I think right up here is a really good sniping spot hopefully we can snipe both yeah right here right here right here one well done 47. can't really hit you surely be a blow to The Syndicate uh one more one more come on two and that guy's this guy's middle of nowhere spread fear okay Syndicate okay it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine we're fine wait what's Geek writer saying kill kill this guy and then very easily foreign Syndicate member eliminated well well done actually [ __ ] smooth safe house I'll be in touch and I can walk to the exit oh really really actually faster exits there yeah all dyslexic Chatters Riot why wait wait is there a gamble is there a gamble problem Because unless you're a believer I'm like that who are like the big Banks we don't bail you out it's it's caveat mtor buyer beware unless you're a believer in which case your Silicon Valley Bank poor baby we think about you we hear you we try to [ __ ] figure out your problem they swapped yes and no from their usual positions yes I mean I guess everyone got screwed on that but we're not going to change it you gotta read buyer beware baby good work back there The Syndicate took a serious blow but there is still much work to get done recuperate to buy for two Dubai for two so I would take down explosive don't think I need a Viper for this but also I think the pistolite shows is doggy dog uh uh Krueger would be nice I guess wait ah sure taking a [ __ ] melee stun weapon a tonfire or something didn't you win yeah I won I won the bet I mean I lived Banger song all right give me a second give me a second bro give me a second welcome to the scepter come on I'm on a good Pace it's currently operating in the area find them one on the fourth year however this is no walk in the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful good luck 47. this could go so poorly really God come on do you copy smooth smooth where's my target right there what the [ __ ] is that where's that Target storage down downstairs Syndicate member eliminated well done other guy is up up up up up my way up is this way getting me to level five helicopter helicopter's the way to do that how do I get the helicopter helicopter is my cuts without shoes I need to sell it takedown all right helicopters over here yeah same code sings to dodge put that thing away You're Gonna scare people bro I got two [ __ ] cars in front of me what is he talking about what is blood waffling about what is blood waffling about he just stopped okay I'm gonna lose my mind foreign not gonna shoot my way out that would be [ __ ] dumb but [Music] hey is anyone there uh hello can you believe that it was dude [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it Christ we gotta move no time for waffling well done 47. this will surely be a blow to The Syndicate but turn to the safe house collect yourself I'll be in touch get to that exit I'm fine I'm not orange I'm not orange I'm not Orange oh there's the exit better exit so under 3 30. okay wait no I mean 3 30 exactly Maybe 331. here's the 32. okay chat I downloaded Tinder yesterday so my mental health will be in Rapid decline VG Robert they were the five gifted what did I forget I don't forget [ __ ] I didn't bring a sniper I forget it's not gonna bring one impressive work you did back there I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment even for four even for four what an l uh hide and seek I guess even for four bro I'm an patriarch mod automatically really hot droop based reel we can do a Tinder review luzzy if you want to get chats feedback and now let me tell you from personal experience there is no better feedback on looks than a decentralized twitch chat it's awesome they will give you good and positive feedback very tempting and doxing yes yeah include your address include your fears cythopathic of the Prime test testicle remover thing of the Prime Wyatt think of the 20 months zunri thing with the 18. welcome to the Maldives we have Intel that The Syndicate is active in the area however this is no walk in the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful don't disappoint oh that's not good good luck I really don't want to get into a [ __ ] chaos Chaos Control thank you I think they saw me he's gone how the hell did he make finish that over there oh this is bad I'm gonna lose well I didn't bring a sniper did I sh oh this is an l can I make it if I just thinking [Music] oh [ __ ] I could have sworn he was there a second ago okay timer timing's not great but we can figure out a plan we can figure out a plan we can figure out a plan three it's four members two in here one here oh one here that's an exit that's this is not bad this is not bad these two are the hard ones get these two walk down oh [ __ ] snap of info on the perk I don't know what the outfit was but it was a disguise what are you talking about okay okay what how do you what we've got a situation how do you [ __ ] know exactly who he's talking about oh this is the top the clock is ticking bro the clock is ticking Tick Tick Tock uh everyone just leave now they're not certain it's me [Applause] nothing in the spot [Music] paramedic watch your eyes foreign wait wait I don't think it's gonna work unless it does okay I need to hide and seek though oh so Omega cringe I'm gonna hide and seek spot like give me a [ __ ] hide and seek spot Mr Williams doesn't look too great do you think it's serious what like malaria or something we all got shots before coming here you got the shot right yeah sure Syndicate member eliminated well done 47. well done 47 will surely be a blow to The Syndicate I love my sniper but it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine we're still moving 411 is not a great time 411 is not a great time I'm gonna get a free Sniper I'm sure of it well then I would suggest you simply stay come on how do I kill you without it being a big [ __ ] ordeal in a [ __ ] duck watch this old straps get in there come on well I do not have the time excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate okay one more Target do I get the sniper back so slow [ __ ] it we don't we'll buy one we're gonna ice to beat you no sniper we go sub six not snap six but something this sniper would help a lot I wish I just kept it I need to kill this person without being seen and then get to that exit it should be very simple just don't don't stop moving stop moving stop moving yeah hey bro [ __ ] God damn it get back to the safe house I'll be in touch I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm [ __ ] dead I'm dead I'm so dead Psych psych let's go all right clutched it up clutched it up got a little hairy there got a little dicey definitely not great for my time dude what are you clipping I can't look at it right now let me know when you're ready for your next assignment s we have now Tracked Down the syndicated Miami hide and seek is pretty good automatic gas I've provided you with new Intel two snipers uh uh okay this is all fine take this let me see in case we gotta shoot our way out this stealth [ __ ] gun sucks ass can you give me a more accurate pistol safe journey 47. it's you walking right past the hiding spot saying I need a hiding spot maybe I needed a different of hiding spot Eddie do you understand the course time is 80 minutes I believe for the whole thing welcome to Miami good work 47. we've finally Tracked Down The Syndicate leaders whereabouts however we do not know the exact identity of the target so you'll have to do some Recon however I've never done a showdown on Miami once you need to be careful as to why they are here so well we know this they are here for an exchange we also know that they have gray hair they are wearing glasses they are wearing a hat gray hair and glasses okay we have further Intel that information Target is very smooth towels can be can I hit anybody literally nobody you kidding me maybe it's Gotta Be You please be you be so sick if it was you you're underground why are they all Underground there's no good shots oh someone's coming hide and seek how unfortunate it good luck [ __ ] dude oh that's two snipers down board 47 one more for the fans I uploaded my Tinder let's take a break from this real quick before we do Uno Moss I want to see ludzi's Tinder it was a good time to doubt yeah it was I mean I I yeah Miami Showdown let's see ludzy's Tinder okay uh uh okay let's see okay here's ludsy surrounded by women with the background full send gas powered blender salesman don't worry they all think I'm gay okay funny he leaves the house he's out there he's interacting with people uh nice smile nice hair he's at a game of some sort I don't know why why is the profile picture of you like sitting there moderating twitch chat I feel like that would be way cooler like why wouldn't you do that uh there's you in the snow okay Brave handles the elements okay here's you with a bib on taking a selfie at the dentist okay based I'm making this look happen you got a caption on this one doing kind of a weird phase there I stick to the smile I could smile a lot uh I got the that okay goofy one this guy's a goofball so crazy he might even hang out in twitch chats and yell at random shatters about doing his homework at gbt uh one from what is this like a ring intrude alert and then okay uh is there a bio or anything there's just five photos uh uh I was very drunk that night all right well that's a good story I guess you could say if they ask about it ah seems like you have a great profile well I don't know what the problem is Lizzy listen this profile blows every person in twitch chat that is talking about it out of the water you got it you got a great profile I mean I would probably cut that one I'm making this look happen photo but outside of that what's that what's the L I think you need to mention more of the twitch stuff is my only it just feels like a real missed opportunity yeah and also like if you included one hobby or something you've had I mean do you really go to games is this like the one photo did you just show up for this photo like it doesn't look like you're hanging out with anybody I put a couple photos of me in there is all I'm saying like talk about the your true passion which is moderation did you make any minor mistakes in Hitman I did not make any mistakes Dr battle I made lessons I'm Amazed maybe the 15 months Mr Narwhal thank you for the 20 uh the the tier one uh is that Leslie that's luzzy he he blacked out oh yeah that's what he said he's blacked out his location all right well the detectives in chat will find your location okay and you have a lot of new friends really soon Lindsay so they'll just analyze those photos and they'll find out what school it is and they'll all go enroll there and then you guys can hang out form some sort of twitch chatting Club be best friends uh one more I mean let's chat it up that's the that's the end of the story it's it's not sure how it's not a shocker to me though all right that's just a natural state of a mod especially an Asian Rock mod just chat it up that's just the way they are except for quack we got it by default it says he's a mile away stream is not ending I'm gonna do one more run and then I want to watch videos there's actually a cool video that um fuchsia scent that's supposed to be about uh what is it the just one more Paradox about Gamba and economics it sounds [ __ ] hype I'm interested in it I'm interested in it yo watch the video I'll play residue before residential floor is like a late night thing bro you know what I usually start streaming right now this is my normal start time and I've already been live for a few hours so let me just do one more run all right God that run was going well until I decided to show down on Miami which I've never done before by the way in the run that I beat it yesterday I had um ice pick Katana and kill during tell as my final showdown and I was talking to froat who has the world record and he said if he got those he would have just reset he said if he got those complications at a showdown you just reset uh all right timer no no no how do you I don't want to reset I wanna no there it is okay what's the world record kind of like 45 minutes but right now I'm trying to beat 80 minutes which is which is a spectacular I think froat is the goat uh he's also gonna do this at sgdq he's been grinding freelancer speed runs for months so I'm gonna try and do a thing where me and expect to go back and forth but I gotta beat his time first that's a good one start Berlin for four the problem is I'm gonna lose all my [ __ ] disguises I mean all my equipment running this is so punishing you lose everything I I spent a while getting all this set up and now it's [ __ ] gone uh and there's no real good answer to that yeah there's no good solution just like life damn who hurt you I'll bring the ducky bon voyage 47. the answer is don't die if you're going fast you're gonna die if you mess up I mean I think what fruit does is he alter fours instantly to save all his equipment but if you don't do it like I think you do it before you die Intel tells us that the operative Syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best however this is no war in the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful two three four okay be careful um you can do it during death animation Maybe Maybe wait that works yeah I think it only makes sense for speedrunning I think Ultra flooring to avoid losing your equipment is like against the spirit of the game but now that I'm just going for time I probably will do it I actually can't kill you I need to get your disguise uh but before I get your disguise I have to make some kills are you just sitting inside oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] relax uh you everyone's inside okay get this guys who's Lil Cody the little Cody the goat do you know are you just saying that are you just filling in the [ __ ] that's my rapper name drop us a beat drop us a wrap spit a verse excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the century where's your targets ding ding dog okay the other guy's over there wait down level negative two all right DJ okay those are my last two so I just have to kill you and you are on level zero which is where I am I have to get across to the red toilet okay to the red toilet to the red toilet I can do that except we're in combat which is not good huh uh-huh can I hop this wall nope nope nope stuck on a bike okay uh uh hop this wall actually well the more security so true so based where are you walking bro where are you [ __ ] Christopher Walken uh I need to grab this then I pop this go to bottom floor Bingo Bongo dude what an annoying Target I also needed this guy's like yesteryear hey you you I I have to kill you anything no I don't want to buy anything no I'm not I'm not gonna lose this will surely be a blur to The Syndicate I'm not different disguise and what's the best way down hoddle [Music] thing is more important than time is speed more important than rhyme is need [Music] something if you don't understand you're not smart enough [Music] if you don't understand I said be honest you're just rid of I'm [ __ ] I was put I'm putting the blessing to the universe out there [Music] Target [Music] we got a minute excuse me Syndicate member eliminated oh my God it's a panic panic at the Disco I'm allowed to be wherever the [ __ ] I want the other way get out of the way get out of the way bad song anyway you've spread fear within the syndicate okay okay okay poggies panic at the brisket speak to that what are you saying when you say panic at the brisket world record Pace it's fine it's fine 80 minutes I need to get like I don't know I have a pretty good chance uh I don't have a shuriken I don't have a shuriken I'll have to use a katana oh God oh God okay all right the legendary masamune safe journey 47. please finish re4 I'll play re4 all right I will I promise welcome to the scepter Dubai we have been informed that The Syndicate is currently in operation here but you know what to do but this is not going to be easy how do I do this fast previous actions have put them on high alert so you need to be Tactical don't disappoint 47 good luck bro really what's the update my new gun this is not bad uh can I kill everyone here get a guard outfit can I do that way too long I need security excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate damn we lost track of the fire okay one more Target oh don't shoot me he's on he's on the way up I'm gonna lose the katana yeah I know can I bring it can I bring it you to keep your head down you want to stay alive it's actually not rise and shine yep that'll do it it's for real like you're fat okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay we don't like this come in we don't like this come in command do not love this situation where's the nearest exit oh they're coming where's the oh this way you hey come on no no no no no that's actually a genius that's actually the most genius thing I've ever done [ __ ] toss the katana that was actually swag okay all right we got out nice did you see Wall Street bets users yellowing life savings on FRC calls didn't it tank FRC is for public uh Central or whatever because it's the bank that's about the time let me know when you're ready to continue uh so they lost everything good job 47 we now know The Syndicate Leader's current location disguises let's go with you yesterday yeah and saying they would do that like why would you bet on a bank after a bunch of bank failures especially one that's on such Shaky Ground That Wall Street beds genius at work give me a good sniper what do I have to use the [ __ ] Jager 7 to Tara uh this is such an L for me all right it's got to be the secret tactical we need to hit every headshot come on Best Buy to the Moon Best Buy's doing all right right I mean it's not great all big box retailers but be certain day for the four months Bros about a whiff every shot nickel welcome to Veneto Yates where's your faith this is the last stand location however you will need to do some Recon to make sure you get the right target but be careful they're on high alert we don't want them to slip away on the other hand we do know this they're attending us voted the wrong one what's the wrong one for the little identification you voted wrong one you better believe you seem so pressed wearing glasses you said no I voted the wrong one at the time and you have a [ __ ] belief Icon by your name that's not the wrong one that's the right one use these tricks okay your advantage you made a [ __ ] smart bet and you're about to be supremely rewarded I can't believe you would at all imply by any measure that's the wrong half of us he flipped them oh so you bet doubt I forgot yikes the dragon is getting eliminated no disguise you need another disguise that is without it okay [Music] okay we got a minute we have one minutes I don't need to kill any I should kill the target that's it should be easy one minute one minute what if I kill you this is so doable one minute come on what was the target's identification [Music] earrings glasses gray hair gray hair gray hair looking for gray hair that we've never had it would never hatch earrings glasses gray hair right here okay uh uh a little annoyed by this the gray hair I need a gray hair person they're there all right the target is trying to escape 30 seconds good job 47 . you should get back to the safe house boom well done 47 this will make anyone think twice before turning hey truck would you consider a League of Legends Arc for the stream you'd hit rank one easy you're right I think it'd be too easy is the problem my biggest concern is that I'd embarrassed tyler1 by hitting Challenger in all five roles rank one and all five rolls so quickly and then his whole life falls apart and that would be oh it's time excellent 47. be the bigger man yeah sniper sniper not a high-end sniper as a Hitman I want a [ __ ] dollar store ice pick thank you Diana you really know how to pick them hate these but I'll do this one Ambrose for four time trial oh this is gonna be this is this is it's a big is how to bet down if I was a betting man I would say right now is when I would take out my little doubts button and and let that doubt flag fly any of these non-lethal I don't have a lot of time to be thinking about it crowbar yep wait I picked seven assets no firearms almost [ __ ] up whoa Nelly whoa Nelly almost picked Silent Assassin firearms that would have been instant loss what are these [ __ ] does he fail to not complete the mission does he fail to not complete it so succeeds at completing welcome to Ambrose islands does he succeed or not yeah I trust that you can find them and eliminate them however they're on here so you need to be careful don't disappoint 47 good luck how do I isolate I need a disguise Zender guard syndergaard wait you're sending yourself okay I'll kill all three of you huh I've never eliminated didn't quite work out I wanted free Uzi though love that that's only one target though okay that guy's pretty easy man it's actually at the exit I'll I'll come back for you I'll come back no I won't come back for you I'll kill you now you look like you've done something shouldn't have well done 47. probably pretty stupid probably pretty stupid bite but new disguise okay I'll just keep moving we just keep moving everything's going pretty well oh nice spot excellent work okay you've spread last guy across the [ __ ] map how do I kill you where where where are you where are you you're just you're just hanging out you're just hanging out down the street maybe I can snipe you that would be great it would be awesome if I don't have to [ __ ] chase you to the ends of the Earth take your time 47 shut up we're finishing this is a great Pace uh can I get a nice angle imagine wow steak no no no no no no no time trial still five minutes oh this guy oh right there why are you still on alert calm down calm down calm down wait someone help me [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh God need to get out of here Syndicate member eliminated well done 47. you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later is he cleared up this wall I can't use that exit uh let's not get caught keep my keep my nope nothing here can still get caught can still get caught oh man uh oh nice huh the Run Reef oh don't don't see me oh it's cool okay he's telling me but it's too late it's too late nice the ghost okay unlucky to get four targets but I think we did it in pretty good speed we if I had good gear hyper 556 they give it the good luck and your first time chat excellent work pretty long sub for the first time let me know when you're ready to continue uh thank you appreciate it Sapienza yeah well I don't want to do Haven but might as well knock it out right melee kill epic totally doable we got a lot of Epic melee weapons I'll take the John Bia all looks good safe journey 47. who is your favorite chatter oh God uh I can say this I love all my shatters equally I won't say the amount uh but it's a tie it's a tie [Music] um welcome to the Maldives we have Intel that The Syndicate is active in the area however they're on high alerts easy double kill right here right God speed oh my goodness that shot okay I that is a hittable shot but he's leaving God damn it it hit a wall it's a [ __ ] blocked wall please calm down I got it I got it wait got him got him look 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate Syndicate member eliminated well done 47 what no no no no no no no no no no no no oh this is [ __ ] oh this is [ __ ] oh this is full [ __ ] are you insane why did you hurt that person I didn't he's fine he's fine I swear to God he's fine don't go tell anybody do not go tell anybody I swear to God he's fine he's my friend we were playing briefcase tag it's huge right now it's briefcase tag it's briefcase tag oh they're telling they're telling they're telling they're telling them telling they're telling they are telling and then they will know what disguise I have they are rats on a sinking ship dude how do I kill you where are these guys are they rooftop [ __ ] oh okay these guys are actually a real problem hey what this will surely be a blow to The Syndicate return to the safe house collect yourself I'll be in touch go go investigate Oh wait [ __ ] I actually have to go this way sorry but I'm sorry I have to go I gotta go this way uh Lindsay really screwing with the economy it sounds like hey shrock do you will you support Agent 47 in his 2024 campaign even though he's murdered a ton of people if it's between him Trump and Biden yeah I always support him I'd give him an honest [ __ ] Shake he does honest he's an honest laborer he's from [ __ ] the working class we get political on this stream excellent work back there 47. let me know when you're ready to continue okay let's see uh sappy and Don whittleton sniper kill epic do I even have an epic sniper that is the question that's a rare sniper I need a epic sniper uh I have this terrible tutara take it what a piece of [ __ ] sniper rifle this is gonna get me killed this sniper will get me killed I don't know how else to say it safe journey 47 . he has solid gold pistols he is not working class okay well maybe I'm thinking of my Agent 47 because I certainly don't have any solid gold pistols anymore I've lost them all so my guy's working class he's getting by members are currently in the area find them and take them down but this is not going to be easy good previously I usually targeted them on high alert so you need to be tactical wow it's actually a great Target don't move lady do not move I I can't stress enough how much I don't want you to leave that spot stay there lady do not move I'm being so dead serious right now I need to stay there and enjoy the view don't [ __ ] change a thing no she's moving oh my [ __ ] God you ask one thing of these targets okay now I take my nine year sniper unpack really check every dial on this thing thank you Syndicate member other person's underground okay that's annoying pack unpack unpack to get underground we need a disguise toss some guy's getting a DUI at your work sorry what uh like are you in a car with him what how does you said bye by some guy your brother took your PC and got a DUI what is is that what I think it is perfect excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate get back to the safe house I'll be in touch that means for falling let's go all right Syndicate too spector's time is 80 minutes good work back there The Syndicate took a serious blow but there is still much work to get done recuperate and prepare for your next assignment Syndicate need is location silence pistol kill Epic oh this is such a [ __ ] terrible situation is this epic this is rare I've provided you with new Intel damn I'm not loving this situation I'm not loving this at all I'm not loving this at all I think I'm [ __ ] I think I'm [ __ ] if I want to do it fast uh shotgun's way more useless not loving this situation I'll be honest have a good trip 47 eloquence think about two months coffee cow think of the 14 months not zinjo 20. does he not fail to throw for content does he succeed in throwing for content is that what does he not fail if he succeeds at the river content that means they lose so if you bet yes I lose to whittleton Creek we did it we have managed to locate the leader however their identity is unknown so to assist really badly it might help you on your mission but be careful they're on high alert we don't want them to slip away to help you we have the following information they are here for a business this is a loss uh well you guys know this is a loss identification we have on them we know that they have blonde hair they are wearing earrings they are wearing a hat and wearing a necklace as to habits and voices your target suffers from dehydration and they see blonde hair as a foodie you have a hat I hope these toes can be used to your advantage good luck Irene's necklace hat blonde you're not blonde are you a blonde [ __ ] it [Laughter] Bros so lucky holy [ __ ] one in a billion holy holy [ __ ] that's awesome wow that made it a [ __ ] Speed Run holy [ __ ] we are not only back on Pace we are insanely on Pace damn oh whoa whoa [Music] well done 47. 109 no no no not just one out of nining because it had to be the only person who spawned within range of my spawning location pistol distance I had the inaccurate pistol and I had the RNG to get that shot because it is a spread so uh uh yeah it's like that's a very rare likelihood oh split yeah okay good pace excellent 47. damn that was so lucky give me a snipers snipers they're not a great sniper but I will take any sniper at this point those uh Dartmoor Havens hey Haven those uh Dubai Dartmoor Ambrose Santa Fortuna those are Mumbai sappy Berlin Hokkaido I hate akaido those are it's this one I think it's this one yep and we just lock out Ambrose for four disgusting disgusting Ambrose for four need to pick up by a pistol needs to be epic needs to be epic uh I'll be in touch when you reach your destination [Music] four pistol Strat I took a bunch of pistols because they're both epic and they have different uses what is the gamba's win or lose okay that does seem more straightforward that does seem more important we have been informed that The Syndicate is particularly in operation here easy kill but you know what to do however they're on high alert so you need to be careful be careful 47. can I even might take my time on this one wrong person's investigating I hate that I hate that she needed this guys and I need to kill that person I mean that person that person okay is anyone does anyone get a [ __ ] investigate this is a really annoying thing you're doing okay need to kill you well done 47. will surely be a blow to The Syndicate I don't think I've gotten spotted yet so actually I got something away he's on the way just give me give me he's on the way 117 117 117 117. both those guys should be killable I might have to just go guns blazing actually oh strange it sounds insane you've spread fear within the syndicator kill this guy yeah this seems like a gun's blazing rip roaring good time hey Syndicate member eliminated well done 47 no this is stupid this is stupid what am I doing what am I doing I'm not going to guns Blaze against 50 armed guards like where's the [ __ ] other guy we'll just kill him and get out I relax relax bro you're [ __ ] going nuts you're going nuts dude you're [ __ ] you're going crazy we've been at the boat keys before I'm not doing that I could probably buy something what oh isn't such an annoying spot though actually we'll take this exit that's way better that's way better yeah we'll go up here we'll pop this guy we'll take the other exit it'll be like a four minute time it's not bad at all uh except he's [ __ ] really really really really really really really really really isolated huh come on don't look at me don't look at me don't stay on your guard I'm on my guard there's no telling how this will shake out don't look at me don't look at me how do I want to kill you well done 47. this will surely be a blow to The Syndicate you should get back to the safe house nice I'll contact you later nearest exit nearest exit right there seven you seemed like the closest one but [ __ ] it all right we're looking uh yeah okay I think we're cooking nobody should see me on the way hey truck I'm reaching out to you about your hair's extended warranty yeah okay uh can I get it back I have the extended warranty damaged or lost my hair can you please honor the warranty looks like it expired okay well I still have my hair actually I was lying can I renew the warranty you'll need to claim it in Turkey okay little Elon Musk action excellent work back there 47 let me know when you're ready to continue I'll be waiting Dartmoor for two Dubai for two Dubai for two uh uh silence pistol epic yes sir probably no sniper actually it just feels good to bring a sniper you know gets you out of some tough binds I feel like I always want to have a trusty sniper on me maybe that's just me now [ __ ] it safe journey no I'm not gonna bring two might as well bring two personally I'd get two uh next mission um welcome to the scepter Dubai we have Intel that The Syndicate Target in the area but they're on security room oh they will slip away this guy's near the exit 47 okay and most of all good luck okay you know where where are you actually wonderful you know I didn't think you'd come after your tragic oh this is easy oh [ __ ] damn what a lucky [ __ ] guy actually come here disguise well done 47 or a second guys will surely guys security room uh okay he's lucky yeah he's lucky you got to meet agent 47. that's badass that is swag as hell what a lucky dog actually I'm gonna go through the [ __ ] elevator I want to meet 47. just get on the bad side of Diana if Agent 47 killed me I'd thank him excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later so I would like to thank my cousins without his friendship and we're on good Pace full impact that [ __ ] uh whittleton was so lucky unbelievable impressive work you did back Agent 47 is Diana's personal mercenary how do you know she's not making you kill the good guys no I do not that's I'm definitely not killing like one time you kill a guy who like stole an art like stole a painting and it's like that is not justified for murder I I don't care how much Diana got paid I'm not like the hero if I kill a guy that stole a painting that that that is a rehabilitatable crime one whole art yeah exactly he downloaded nft basically he right click save in nft and Diana wants me to kill him destination and it was like I'm a very wealthy person he stole a [ __ ] million dollar Penny from a wealthy person it's not let's see I gotta be honest I feel like your bets are getting a little confusing for the average Gambler welcome to thornbridge you know what I'm saying in Vegas they don't make the bets complicated in the area because the gamblers like to punt their money away however and if they think too much about it they'll realize what the [ __ ] am I doing I am gambling all my money away uh easy kill if I can just [ __ ] nail it no shot I can hit that wait yes Syndicate member eliminated well done 47 that was with a [ __ ] fa too uh I think there's an outdoor club hate hate to see that you just hate you just hate to see that you just hate to see that that's what you don't want to see you just want a nice calm is that my entrance is it it's not my entrance it's over there please oh don't see me don't see me do not see me if you see me it's over it's actually over this is Rogue one actual rope one part down you need to look into it man please acknowledge come in come in try safe what the hell who [ __ ] nose about a month well done this will surely be a blue potatoes I'll be in touch that's the door I want that's the door I want how do I get out who had the other one well I gave it to her that sort of thing nice [Music] [Music] okay honestly on good peace but I can't ever slow down for any reason at all and it gets more stressful the farther you go good work back then if whatever happens I'm gonna end and we'll watch something and for your next assignment uh I spit kill again why not worked last time a duck would be great but I haven't got one [ __ ] duck dude give the man a [ __ ] duck I'll be in touch when you reach your destination no last one for real Tim last one for real uh give it my all finish this out watch something fun 34 months pog welcome to Santa Fortuna Columbia Intel tells us that the operative Syndicate members are currently response track them down and do what you do can I snipe this guy get back out kill exit so you need to be careful it's my best shot I think God speed 47. he's Underground don't love it be honest I don't love this well I don't have to rush I just need to keep a good pace Jesus Christ that was so close that was so incredibly close that was so close to going [ __ ] wrong if they shot one bullet I would have been completely lights out ah God I'm getting chills just thinking about that look at the timing dude and the guy turns around right as I [ __ ] awful events in Miami how do I get downstairs this way that's upstairs that's upstairs I need to go downstairs so it's got to be here here right no even even more it's it's like here that's upstairs it's got to be there okay so it's this one no it's this one the tough guys are here it's okay it's actually you guys want to die [ __ ] relax this is the door I don't have a [ __ ] let's keep moving let's keep moving oh Lord oh Lord this is tough this is so tough okay uh we should check it out cocaine brick cocaine brick cocaine brick wait oh [ __ ] hey come in command I'll copy it sounded like someone was in a lot of pain I'm in a lot of pain having to deal with this uh okay this guy right here can I just shoot him and run last guy has to be ice picked though stand up [Music] dude [ __ ] off [ __ ] [ __ ] Shooters are Echo Michigan well done 47. this will surely be a blue one for the team [ __ ] [ __ ] oh this is [ __ ] the time so badly this is I'm not assuming I live even assuming I live this is [ __ ] the time we got him we got the kill we can actually get out this way wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait over sun over sunrise it's not over it's not over where am I going this is the [ __ ] altar Cavern okay if I can reroute this way if I go down and over to the right it should be fine you know where am I where I can't jump off that Cliff I can't I can't I can't right okay shortcut shortcut shortcut shortcut make the log actually it's not even [ __ ] shorter make the law dude I've lost no it's fine this has been this has been a shockingly slow route but we're not dead that's my exit I think I can catch this guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think we'll do it under 5 30. it's a little slow I'm not in love with it go to sleep go to sleep Syndicate member eliminated well done 47. okay you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you okay oh that could have been so bad okay not too bad not me good not too bad I like a little faster but that [ __ ] headshot if I had a better pistol I have the [ __ ] goofy wide pistol because there except for re4 I love the re4 all right it's just like I don't feel of pressure to play it because I can play it anytime and it feels like more like a late night thing great this sucks dude I have to pee too can I just pause I just we can pause right I'm not doing anything pause control pause at the beach I'm not supposed to compete too if he wants to it is you can pause okay coke with a hint of vanilla how would that even work no seriously how'd that work I'm super interested uh control uh uh how do I unpause without resetting oh God how do you unpause resume okay we now have information arranged meeting I guess arranged meeting how do I wanna ugh our range is slow they're all slow bro provided you with new Intel they are all slow I can't just snipe them because I don't get a [ __ ] this is what oh nice strange all right give me a [ __ ] give me one of crystal arrange meeting I don't love it I don't love oh you know what I can use a clown fart wait do I have an a medic I thought I had one I don't have a Pneumatic Noah medic grenade no medic gas ah super super stoked if I could do that bugged arranged I've used a range it doesn't bug I think he said huh I don't want to do this can you arrange a meeting after the death has anyone tried killing all the targets then taking their phones and arranging a meeting do not do that you think I shouldn't do that dude I can't believe I can't get one out of three Benito Yates I had a perfect spawn too this is our stand we now know the leaders however you will need to do some Recon to make glasses earrings no necklace so you get the right target however they're on high alert so you need to be careful on the other hand we do know this they are here to attend a business meeting as for their identity we know that they have brown hair they are wearing earrings they're wearing a necklace okay here's the plan as to habits and voices here's the plan enjoys reading and they see themselves as a foodie I hope these toes reading fruity Advantage here's the plan Godspeed 47. can I go in this way or is this not allowed for plebs uh it's not a lot for plebs okay uh okay this is a big slow this is the slowest [ __ ] but I think I have a plan [Music] nobody's coming in I need to get one of them in this bathroom and nobody's doing it dude over here okay I missed last chance oh god dude [ __ ] moving oh I'm so malding and balding assassin's right behind me okay come on come on lady come on lady come on lady [Music] is this hasn't coming is the Assassin coming oh he is he is he is he is he is he is he is okay stupid [ __ ] okay what was my target again not red hair right brown hair no blood on the floor I arranged the meeting right I arranged the meeting it's not giving me the [ __ ] time of day I arranged the meeting oh I'm losing my [ __ ] mind I'm out of psycho bullets that was the plan and it's four minutes has to be the correct meeting okay I just need this person to have the other meeting then right who are you who are you who are you and where are you going are you one of the this is going poorly that's one of the targets right okay no it's fine hey oh we're gonna be shooting our way out here a second okay oh [ __ ] get in here get in here get in here get in here get in here come on come on come on come on come on get in here get here get inside get inside get inside get inside get inside get inside okay okay shut the door shut the door I don't know you should the door what's your assassin where's your assassin it's all good it's all good we're handling it well this store has nobody in it right it does have a [ __ ] assassin in it all right we'll clean that one out we'll clean that one out we'll clean that one out meeting okay okay we'll just clean this one out this time is insane this pace is so good these are all Handover meetings there's no not handovers oh okay we we aren't getting any closer to the following the problem we aren't getting any closer to solving the problem and there's blood all over the floor but take God now he's gotten it into himself I'm really not sure what I want to do I have money I have 35 000. I can go try and buy thank you maybe I can isolate this person my band's gonna be psyched when they hear that [Music] do I possibly have I don't have any psycher uh I'm the is this the guy son put on some real clothes get a real job lost his earrings Jesus Christ we're gonna go being angry we're gonna go buy some things dude this is gonna be a 20 minute level oh what an annoying [ __ ] all right we'll go for a PB hey there give me something anything um I need a psycher I need a none of these even close are what I want I'll take the Viper though just come back if you need more all right we put half The Targets in the [ __ ] uh in the dirt how do I isolate any of these fools at this party without a psycher I don't even see a possible way to do it unless maybe this guy right here oh earrings necklace you don't have any of that you don't have glasses it's not you even if I know who it is I can't do anything I have to [ __ ] arrange the meeting okay uh dude what a [ __ ] L what a [ __ ] L feed them poison what poison do I have oh right here right here right here right here wait if I can hit the world's longest range no shot wait what if I tried oh what the hell was that that looks like a meeting that looks like a meeting this has been going away my love it falls on me this is gonna go so badly it's one of them right it's the [ __ ] person on the left Maybe glasses earrings necklace brown hair it's her huh and this guy's just coming huh this guy's just [ __ ] coming up yeah can I just [ __ ] shooter I have to I have to get one of these people isolated it shouldn't be impossible to isolate one Target that is the crunch the wrong words are you alone wow oh it was dumb [Laughter] oh where's the time going he went back here to [ __ ] bullet it went meh I wasn't trying to kill him but I thought he would go investigate he's not going in there's no there's no there's nothing there's nothing I can do uh this assassins I have to kill him because he's going to get up later and then know who I am hopefully no one finds this body ever finds his body oh look who's probably gonna find that body perfect we'll have to tail you yeah it's a nice day it's a great one couldn't ask for a better one really just an insane pace where are you going lady where oh God oh they okay no no no oh no contained contained contain contain where is he oh hello stood oh okay 47. it's over [Laughter] [Music] I'm just gonna assume it's still possible please get some help [Music] good job 47 you eliminated the leader get back to the safe house I'll be in touch maybe I can still arrange the meeting wait maybe I can still arrange the meeting imagine imagine no they haven't fled yet they haven't fled yet I just need to get one phone they certainly haven't all fled yet you know what I'm saying I just need to kill one and get one phone very doable very doable just need a clean shot clean shot on that guy who's on the way to the edge and I'll get that clean shot I'll kill him get the Target's phone oh that would have been a good idea okay I didn't think about that it's too late now I can't go back in to kill the [ __ ] Target there there that person I'm sure has a phone but let's go back into the target actually that's a really good idea we're gonna go back thank you so we're gonna go back in we're gonna find that phone this is not cooked this is not cooked no you see you think this is cooked that's because you have a bad understanding of the situation but in fact this is far from cooked where was the Target when I killed them somewhere around here right I don't remember where my target was near the stairs turn around near these stairs stairs by the party check the VOD I don't know I killed by the musicians by the musicians like they were oh they were farther away and I was escaping there's by the bar did you think there'd be a crowd around the dead body but there's not I'm not having dementia I just I shot a lot of people what are you talking about it's not the bar next to the theater so right here this is the bar next to the theater nobody here where the [ __ ] is this guy's dead body excuse me whoever thought they were doing the world of favor by bumping off one level down Greetings oh wait Burger phone okay quickly let's arrange a [ __ ] meeting count it count it count it count it [ __ ] count it bro what an l dude that's so [ __ ] whack our goal I I'm gonna be on a CS go pro team maybe there's one more phone maybe if I call both phones the game will think oh God there's two more suspects no there's not they all left unless they're oh they're all left thank you count it count it count it count it [ __ ] L what an L for this run dude why oh my God the odds are not in my flavor just ah first time shatter says Aaron Paul is speed running now [Music] that's what I needed in this moment uh uh [ __ ] I'm I'm gonna have to scam I killed my target so the mission's complete mission's complete I'm sorry check minimap there's one suspect left wait wait wait who there is a suspect left on the map wait is it possible to knock out one of these suspects and then arrange a meeting they're in the bathroom oh there's the knocked out one only one suspect left there's one that I knocked out in the bathroom who's not getting up just save the weapons what if it's possible just let's imagine it for a second what if it's possible this person in the reception has missed all the hubbub all the commotion who are they they're on the Dance Floor damn everybody's [ __ ] high alert for some reason like there was a mass murderer here okay there's the suspect and how in God's name would I ever lure them to a meeting it's not possible it's not possible because a meeting takes two people and the one other person still alive is apparently right here did I not kill you you're still alive that doesn't help me at all knock them out and drag them to it oh oh please God drag them to the meeting and then they get woken up that's brilliant it's brilliant it's so brilliant this might work uh I can't even find this guy get a guard to wake him up do you want to go to the bathroom I just think I've ever done okay go take a look come take a look come take a look what do you see why is this happening to me today of all days are you joking get the just do the do your job Oh Come the [ __ ] on really bro [ __ ] come on oh what's in there uh got some strange noises here looking into it over what wake him up wake him up command I've got someone on the ground hold on wake him up wake him up command this one won't be getting up anytime soon okay the other one though yes the other one for murdered the other one wake the other one up wake the other one up wake the other one up come on now wrong stall no it's the right stall it's the right stall no they're not both dead one's alive and one is dead now you're dead too because you can't follow simple instructions wake her up look this one is alive no wait they're both dead they're both dead no they're both dead okay actually the [ __ ] map is wrong because these guys are knocked out but none of them are the target the map says that stall has the target but that Target is 100 dead let's confirm though just to be sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a bugged map all right so it it takes two to tango but okay and where's our last Target because he's our last he's our last hope you put it real does he leave did he panic no he's still there he's right ahead of me [ __ ] I don't see you where are you my friend oh you're down a level you're down in the reception I love that for you you have a cafe or something here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna shrink him I'm gonna steal his phone and I'm gonna arrange a meeting and it's just gonna work it's just gonna work it's just gonna work it's gonna work and we're gonna get out it's gonna be [ __ ] amazing it's gonna blow away everyone there he is right there uh-huh I don't have a [ __ ] [Laughter] don't have a [ __ ] Dart I don't have a [ __ ] Dart s hey come on come on snap out of it do you have info on the perp it all happened so fast I couldn't really see him oh if he keeps moving does he leave his phone behind wait this could be genius don't pick up your phone count it count it count it count it count it count it count it count it dude count that [ __ ] count that count that I [ __ ] did it count that I used every phone on this map what what smooth like chunky peanut butter I just want to kill that Target while he's leaving because I'm pissed at him hey big have you seen my assistant they were supposed to text me to a range of meeting but it's been over an hour now it's been 26 minutes I'm sure since they've checked in now this is a speed run okay it was actually a really good pace until I got [ __ ] the arranged meeting Prestige objective RNG uh where are you running now where are you running man seriously tell me all about it oh you're almost out [ __ ] and you too okay sub 30 still possible yeah we're getting out uh pay the Believers pay them right now dude we did everything we could it says I'm done I'm done for the day I'm [ __ ] um ending pay them out bro [ __ ] holy God we killed him who are the Believers I don't know if it's a [ __ ] weird one just just follow your heart just follow your heart I don't care I'm so bald are these [ __ ] or flip a coin or roll a dice my heart says kill them all oh my God dude I I did every phone I did every phone [Music] and don't ask me man foreign [Laughter] Victory holy [ __ ] Wicked how unfortunate it rather appears that you beat that a spectacor I'm talking to you respect of course see if he can top that whoa all right well uh not bad first day of attempts the pace was actually crazy dude if that had been a normal one we'll never know we'll never know it was a great pace no no no no I need a break uh plus I kind of want to have that as a regular thing it's really fun it's actually really fun campaign 47 because it's so different every time and you have to adapt and now that I'm getting better at it it's uh I don't know let me know when you're ready to take the default missions become easier so the showdowns become more important it's cool I I like it it's kind of like a slot machine because I'm gonna hope for a good RNG one day and then get a um so what are we gonna do now let's see nobody trusts the polls anymore you're trying to start a thing you know ever since the doubters got scammed nobody really trusts the polls anymore I can't even put my hard-earned agent coin to work I'm not the only one talking about this I think people are I think are really starting to get fat yeah shut the [ __ ] up you're not you're January 6th uh I'm still in community debt yes we can watch a community it's 9 20. my plan was to go from 3 P.M to 9pm but did I start at 3 no I started late I started like a five uh uh man is literally in his underwear I'm literally in shorts just red shorts um what if and this is a crazy what if what if we watched that video that uh fuchsia linked oh it could be interesting get smarter Tuesday it's a nine minute video called the just one more Paradox and it's all about Gamba and since everybody's been losing their money gambling let's see if we can learn something about how Gamba is always good POG game that sounds simple but reveals is shockingly counter-intuitive mathematical principle you start with 100 and repeatedly toss a coin each time you flip heads your current amount of money increases by 80 percent wait I've done this I've done this exact experiment on stream you give them more than double if they win unless if they lose or yeah more than double if they win and then they lose all of it if they lose and so the smart thing is to never say no right keep doing it right because the odds are always in your favor but eventually you'll get bankrupt each time you flip tails it decreases by 50 percent well it's not the same for example you flip heads sorry your 100 is multiplied by 1.8 heads again Sawyer 180 is multiplied by 1.8 10 Tails so we were 324 is multiplied by 0.5 and so on okay you have a one-half chance of 0.8 gain plus a one-half chance of negative 0.5 loss yep understood that's an arithmetic mean of point 15 15. a 15 average gain per coin toss sounds great would you be willing to play this game it does then let's simulate a million people each starting with 100 and playing 50 rounds okay pog here's a graph of their average wealth as expected their average grows exponentially however their median and mode plummet to a measly 7.2 dollars this is called a non-ergotic system because the population average is different from what that means is not about ergot from League of Legends if you guys are I'll explain the terms we go along median outcome of individuals the median this low let's visualize the problem okay so we start here with 100 yeah we flip heads and multiply by 1.8 or tails and multiply by 0.5 okay from each of these two points we can flip heads or tails note that flipping one heads and one Tails already drops us down to ninety dollars okay okay So the lucky people win a ton of money the average increases pulled up by the luckiest outliers it's like real life bro holy [ __ ] so the wealthy get exponentially wealthier and it pulls up the average but everyone else is kind of stuck in this [ __ ] limbo let's change to a logarithmic View look at this point it can be reached by any sequence of three heads three Tails okay yeah yeah I get it a total of 20 sequences now how many sequences lead us to four heads and two tails less and so on okay same applies to the other mic is so half heads half Tails 20 times oh splits yeah the [ __ ] splits open it's the median since it's in the system and the mode since it's most common now let's exit the logarithmic View the mode slopes downward do you know the modal age of India is like 22 and the modal age of China is 57. I found this out [ __ ] two days ago blew my mind this is shocking since every coin flip the countries are neighbors and they both have a billion people it's just crazy how much younger India is favorable starting out we can gain 80 or lose only 50. here we can gain 65 or lose only 40. and here we can gain 40 or lose only 25. this is called the just one more paradox each individual flip seems good but the outcome is bad this Paradox applies to everything from gambling to so no mode is the most common it's not the average the average of all the countries are relatively even it's like a few years older fuse on your but the most common age in China is 57. in America I think it's actually 30 I think it's it's whatever it's 31. um social relationships to life decisions that's the beauty of math the Paradox arises due to the multiplicative nature of the game each flip multiplies our entire wealth by some Factor the lower we go the less we can gain well you have to be rich to get more Rich our entire wealth on each coin flip let's try betting only a fixed amount of fifty dollars on each coin flip why would that change anything oh interesting this is an additive way to play the game note that we're not in logarithmic view we simply changed our strategy now heads always gives forty dollars and Tails always subtract 25 no matter where we are our mode now slopes upward and equals the average that's great but this strategy isn't perfect how much should you bet if you have less than fifty dollars I don't know what if you reached one thousand dollars should you raise your bed size the video and see if you can think of a better strategy you might be wondering what if we always bet no a fraction I won't say one-fifth or maybe one tenth on heads our wealth will be multiplied by one plus point eight I mean it's almost over times one tenth on Tails our wealth is multiplied by 1 minus 0.5 times one tenth yep I got it how does we flip two heads into two tails our expression would look like this or simply if we flip one head and one tail it would look like this remember our mode sorry to pause but I think this will really help us understand I was on YouTube and I got recommended this yeah I can help you out a plan I've got just the plan this song came out before Drake's version did he copy I don't know his lyrics are different but it I get a real I get a inspired vibe oh well now that I understand calc good and median is flipping this should help and half tails this expression gives us the expected mode growth rate per coin flip the mode will be multiplied by 1.013 per coin flip which is a net gain by the way this is called a geometric mean but is betting one tenth of our wealth optimal why not one fifteenth or one-fifth to answer this question we can start by generalizing the equation let's say f is the fraction of wealth we're betting B is the gain a is the loss and P and Q are the probabilities okay but just now let's substitute those variables in and let's graph it is there something I can take away from this video the x-axis represents the fraction of rothbet the y-axis represents the mode growth rate when f equals zero we're not betting anything so there is no change in wealth and our growth rate is one let's talk a little when x equals one we're betting our entire wealth and we're making a loss so our growth rate is 0.949 solve however in this highlighted segment okay we're gaining money highest growth rate occurs where this curve's slope is flat okay we can use calculus to find where this is if if you don't get no calculus it's fine if you don't have for the next 20 seconds no I know a calculator and set d r over DF to zero then solve for f understood okay this equation tells us we just learned everyone learned curve speak occurs plugging in our values gives 0.375 that's the fraction of wealth we should bet to maximize growth rate okay at this fraction the mode growth rate is 1.028 per coin flip so if I'm ever in a squid game type situation where there are coin flip paying out 0.8 on heads and minus 0.5 on Tails I will bet a little under 40 of my wealth every time and I will make the most expected value I don't know if that was that helpful to me let's run our simulation again having a million people each bet only 0.375 of their wealth here's the average and yay this time the median increases steadily yay all thanks to this equation called The Kelly Criterion described in 1956 by John Larry Kelly Jr used by investors specifying what fraction of wealth to bet to maximize growth rate oh I only had to so if I was taking a investment bet that was lopsided in my favor but could still lose me wealth I would bet 30 to 40 percent if I was you can't be confident on the expected value expected outcome of an actual investment that's the thing it's like not math because you have no idea you ever gonna put your cam back under your border maybe it took me three years to fix the blurriness so let's not rush into anything uh that 30 changed based on the weighted odds yeah but you don't know your odd I'm trying to find a practical advice and I see investors using it I guess if they want to estimate but I think anyone that tells you they have like a 80 chance of making money here so I don't know it feels like it feels [ __ ] to me um how does this let me stop working in Bet Blackjack for a living you just start buddy the best way to do it is start best time was yesterday the second best time is today get out there and put all of your net worth on Blackjack every single day and you too will be a guaranteed millionaire um should I invest 37.5 percent of my wealth into Twitter well you can't do that Elon Musk already did that and made it a private company so you're actually locked out from that option is there any more interesting videos what if I open up and then we'll watch Community after I want I want to learn I mean I learned something from that that was interesting but I think calc's plan bye great there's a lot of cow things that I'm missing I'm wishing I would and I probably shouldn't get peace bad grades there's a lot of cow things that I'm missing I'm wishing I would um [Music] why Sega does what ninten don't the general perception of 46 minute long video are you interested in more pure math vids I really enjoy them yeah you could tell by how I uh jumped out in the middle of the video to watch a song parodying calc and then jump back and then sped up the time that you could tell that I was like I was hooked at all moments if they're good I mean I what I really need is I need a hook that brings it back to the real world um finally a good pure math bid at first I was afraid what could the answer be it said given this position find velocity so I tried to work it out but I knew that I was wrong I struggled I cried a problem shouldn't take this long I tried to think control my nerve it's evident that speaks tangential to that time position curve this problem would be mine if I just threw that tangent line but what to do Show Me A Sign so I thought back two calculus way back to Newton and to leibnizant of problems just like this and just like that when I had given up all of hope I said nope there's just one way to find that slope and so now I I will derive find the derivative of x position with respect to time it's as easy as can be just have to take dxdt I will derive I will derive that kid grew up to be Sam bankman freed so who's laughing now huh a legend what's this one is this is it auto do you like the same video I scroll back up to see what Auto linked and it was the same [ __ ] video wow you had the same idea at the same time that's [ __ ] funny uh uh nerds that's on your [ __ ] speed is on your bookmarks um we're laughing but it's not more cringe than making Hitman parodies Hitman parodies are extremely cool okay human parodies are like they're tough you they get you can get them to Juilliard With a Hitman parody uh let's see you guys are you guys are dropping a lot of great you made a song called little will it grow this agent don't play fair I believe it this is not a good beat for a rep I'm gonna play it I just want to let you know the of the lyric heavy little do you know slow song is not you can't just throw that straight in 047 God won't answer that okay I'm used to blowing up balloons but this one got too much [Music] scalp if he wants to be balling a spin at a bottle if you want to go bowling accident 47 got you in this class is making so bald man he can't even cross it his stream says like scissors 47 got you in his Crosshair Big A's so bald he can't even cross hairs I take it back that is Heat and the beat hits I spoke too soon and go figure k47 one less Target just pull the trigger [Music] like I said that's what I said that you could get into Juilliard with that that should be your application um Forbes has a fraud problem can chat GPT draw a circle I assume so um five essential storytelling rules I just made up that sounds funny I'm getting this point out of the way first because despite having tickled it in other videos I just couldn't resist it's too darn important to me the properties of people and the properties of character have almost nothing so here's a curveball I don't like sorkin's dialogue style at all the thing he's most known for I find is excessive quipping annoying and hard to believe yet this quote of his basically opened up my third fourth and fifth eyes as a writer so he must be forgiven in my Avatar video I explained why I didn't have a problem with simple characters because the essence of a character was never to mimic the complexity of a human being characters are Appalachians they are not fully fledged people and no matter how hard you try to make them so you will fail and thank God what it's worth I like Aaron sorkin's dialogue uh in certain situations I think I was getting social network and I think Avatar as a story sucked ass so I'm gonna be honest with you I'm not super pulled in uh because it wouldn't work for [ __ ] the diversity of our lived experience is vast and jumbled we grow and change sure but we don't have perfectly paced three-act character arcs and there is just so much happening let me show you what I mean let's say I decide to take my life and look at it through the lens of pick a theme loneliness and so I pick out all the moments whoa this reminds me there's a trailer for the new Black Mirror all right we'll watch this but I want to watch that I that Black Mirror was never coming back because they said real life was too [ __ ] scary already ha in which loneliness is relevant and I arrange them into a chronological list of scenes divided into 3x and I write a movie about the theme of loneliness and I win the Oscar and I'm in the bathroom doing coke with Leo and he's like hey local congrats on the Oscar but I'm kind of confused and I'm like what for Leo and he's like well you said this was a movie about your life but your family was only in it for a few minutes you skipped over most of your childhood and the majority of scenes were just you getting rejected by women in Boots that's not a complete picture of you I'm sorry man I just don't get it and I'm like it's okay Leo let me break it down for you look basically characters are survival kits if you want to go out into the Wilderness of creativity and Conquer some grand theme or concept you can't be hauling around every single one of your possessions you bring what's necessary you leave the rest at home even those comfy slippers even that cool little doodad from the pawn shop you're the pig maximize your efficiency I had a mentor in high school who made me cut my scripts in half and then in half again it annoyed the [ __ ] out of me I wish I did it for this video hey yo yo I'm gonna move on uh let's watch that Black Mirror trailer Black Mirror trailer bro it's not Zoomer attention span it's just like if I'm not interested I listen to a [ __ ] two hour podcast today on Japanese government bonds ha well I'm interested I was not interested in this guy telling me his solid rules for writing I that contradict in the opening things I already believe uh that's literally Zoom retention span though no it's not does everyone forced to watch every video they start fully completely to prove they have good attention span you'd never cut out of something that's insane that's I I there's so much crap on YouTube you have to be able to filter it quickly uh here here's the trailer here it is there too and they got zakoyama yeah exactly and me and they got me for it so that's awesome that's a big win uh excited to see your acting debut yep it's actually it's pretty it's mine's a very scary episode I play a character who streams online and gets the same joke over and over in like a sort of a Black Mirror dystopian loop it's spooky it's it's very spooky it's and it you know what it's ripped from the head it feels very real [ __ ] man I won't be able to sleep it sounds too scary yeah I don't know don't try to imagine it uh not realistic we have at least three jokes yeah it's not I mean it's a fictional story uh what else is there that you've the power of album covers okay not sure about that as a video idea will anyone ever break LeBron's scoring record it's interesting why is Nintendo so protective with Teletubbies it sounds good but it's 33 minutes um will there be Community yeah if they're gonna watch a one Community episode yep I knew LeBron was gonna set the scoring record when he got drafted you're not just lying right you were certain the day he got drafted he was gonna set the all-time NBA record wow that's that's incredible that is an incredible prediction you said that you said I remember you said that it's crazy yeah crazy that you would be so young when that happened and yet you knew you had such a deep grasp of his potential wait atriak plays Hitman while bald is the name of video on my vods channel hey what are you doing this is my video um Saul Goodman and Van Gogh is Gus Fring a good boss is a man whose resume speaks for itself owner of 14 Los Pollos Hermanos restaurants operator of one in Albuquerque and meth Kingpin although we see the rise and continued success of Gus frame's reign as a meth Kingpin despite the best efforts of Walter White Lalo and Hector Salamanca I want to see how good of a fast food boss Gus was I worked almost a year in fast food so I know the business and I feel like I have the qualifications to answer this question okay I trust my actress I'm going to be grading guests on paying benefits employee relations leadership skills customer service and business and product so let's see if Gus spring rents his chicken Empire as well as he runs his meth Empire [Music] foreign isn't actually possible to find out how much guests paid his employees and I'm pretty certain it isn't mentioned in the show I think I can make a pretty good estimate based off the benefits Gus has provided referencing The Better Call Saul subreddit there seems to be a mixed opinion on how much he pays them some believe ghost pays above industry standard and even say they can vaguely remember an episode mentioning Gus Payne is employed as well While others bring up the Counterpoint that Gus wouldn't pay his employees above the industry standard in order to not raise suspicion trying to appear more like other fast food restaurants however in my opinion I agree with the former from what we hear in the show Los Pollos Hermanos is a well-respected successful and popular doesn't mean they pay well Gus's laundry and money through Pollos as well so with the increased profits he's recording it would make sense that he could pay above industry standard Gus also seems to expect a lot out of his employees so with that increased response yeah but he's a manager possibly come at least somewhat of a pay increase too so it's a spooky scene when you make some scrub uh uh well he's so far just guessing I'm gonna give Gus a four out of five for paying benefits I'm thinking working at Los poyos is kind of like working at in and out pretty decent pay but you gotta work your ass off foreign to be an excellent business partner in the math business he's consistent reliable and one of if not the best at what he does other than Walter in the salamancas most of Gus's business associates have had positive experiences Gus seems to have that same positive relationship with his employees at Los boyos too most scenes at Los Pollos show guest trees and plays with respect and valuing their safety and well-being when the Salamanca family raids Los poyos and threatens all the employees safety Gus does his best to defuse the situation and sends them all home with full pay none of guesses employees seem to have any problems with him and multiple of them feel comfortable enough to come and discuss issues or concerns they may have although guest holds his employees to quite a high standard he has been shown to be good to his employees who work hard however much Ikea is in the drug business guests can be quite manipulative yeah I I get it I get it he's a good boss as a fast food employee I get it um punch CS go stream instruct hate CS go in his gaslighting chat punch I've asked you like 100 times to do it don't flip this I want to talk about the Boston major with you um um a quick helpful one bro it's not an attention span thing I just do you really if that video was two hours long would you just say stick it out you watch two you better watch the [ __ ] rest of it as they go through every [ __ ] scene in Breaking Bad and the guy just guesses whether or not Gus is a good boss what about this okay let me Let me refresh I'm a completionist I I am not for YouTube videos uh I'm looking for something that really sticks about this one hectic cabbage says the complete history of Ninjago 2011 to 2022. now that is something my attention span can get wrapped around cool one about Marketing in Venezuela foreign you knew that would get me you said Marketing in Venezuela and that was just specific enough that I thought it was this is a [ __ ] two-hour video about [ __ ] lectures on geometric anatomy of theoretical physics you [ __ ] with me um amazing vid about bad ads it's Arch production kind of long 30 minutes long uh Call of Duty trick shots this is not well that would be a bad that it was a lie but it's a bad thing to say because I don't even want to watch Call of Duty trick shots Bohemian Rhapsody calculus we've watched two calculus song parodies um recent Donald Glover interview wait what talks about the community movie I'm sure you've noticed that it's a 21 [ __ ] minute here let's watch the community part where does he talk about community right here Wednesday I'm sorry uh what was the community I'm locked out of my old kingdom you're not see what I'm saying you're saying I could be a lawyer I'm saying you're a football player it's in your blood that's racist your soul that's racist your eyes that's gay that's homophobic that's black that's racist damn my whole career has been moments that I didn't realize until afterwards were like special which I think is exactly how you want them to be like you don't want to realize that in community I honed a lot of skills that I didn't know were like valuable we must have changed like a sound Cruise like every I'm not joking like maybe every six weeks I don't know why like it just happened that way so I would have to ADR and I thought you and I would ADR entire episodes and I thought that was normal same thing with the Improv thing I thought that was television I thought that's just what you did they would be like yeah and then Donald says something funny I am the truest repairman and I was like okay that's like that's Hollywood so I would just I would I I I think the first season I was like really nervous about it but once I realized like oh you can do this again and again and again and it'll be fine it really let me like be loose and also I was like friends with those guys so I didn't feel like nervous what is ADR we were always that's where the sound doesn't like pick it up on the day when they're filming so you go record it into a mic later and they just play it over that's what ADR is like dubbing yeah it's dubbing a lot of the dialogue you hear in most movies is actually 80 yard they just they just say it on the day but then they overlay it with always trying to make each other laugh but he was like you know Dan's kind of like a story expert so he really understands story so sometimes we wouldn't get the scripts until like the days at all anymore I haven't memorized the script since Maybe College like but like now I get the script like even stuff I write or whatever I will get it and I'll learn it in the like makeup chair and then so I think all that stuff was just I was just lucky that I thought that's what you had to do we really appreciate you doing this sure and three two one Troy and I've been in the morning and we're back look who's here Jeff Winger Jeff how do you stay so fit uh diet exercise genetics we had no clue that like people were watching Community NBC made it very clear like they were like this is a bomb this show belongs in the garbage like they were like I mean like well it just it wasn't that it was just like no we weren't like the cool show like everybody was like Parks and Rec has all the cool people we were kind of like oh I guess we're like kind of the Misfits and like you know I had friends on Parks and Rec and I was like oh I guess we're just kind of like you know this silly show like no one kind of cares about I swear to God it wasn't until I got to Canada I did like a show in Canada people were like going crazy like people were walking they were like oh everybody wanted me to do the handshake with them one good thing like me and me and Danny went out for dinner at Pine and cream like I guess a week ago [ __ ] was wild like I was like people acted like they would like saw a [ __ ] Pokemon I didn't realize people care that much I mean I guess we went to Comic-Con once and it was a little crazy like but I was like that's Comic-Con that's like that's like nerd Central so like I was expecting yeah like be into it like that but it is strange now like where I'm like oh yeah people watch the show especially now with like it being on like streaming you know people watch it in a weekend hey buddy hey come in January six seasons Community movie We're supposed to be there's some progress on and we're supposed to be shooting it soon I haven't seen the script don't know I'm a true Dan fashion we'll probably get it on the first day but yeah I mean like all right well that's not very supposed to be happening but I know Justin as much about it as as you do [Music] wait you linked that like that was some more news about the movie from Donald Glover that he said I know nothing I mean that was he's Charming it was I don't feel too bad about watching that but that was insane you didn't yeah you gave me nothing you gave me no additional news he literally says I know just as much as you do he's lying if so what does that mean for us uh the greatest speech of all time for this so what the [ __ ] is stopping us from just throwing planet is dying the government hates us the animals are leaving the aliens are yeah rules that rules uh what else we got designing a better aim assist why would you want to do that it was just kind of annoying Dr battle says watch mine please not too long ago a thing called a Monster Mash ladies and gentlemen thank you no thank you how streamers are the perfect marketers I know for a fact you're pandering that is way too far how streamers are the perfect marketers I'm not clicking that I I usually I say that and then I click it and I fall for it I'm literally not playing it because I know for a fact you're lying I know for a fact you're lying how streamers electric marketers really that's the title of the thing you know what I'll just search for on YouTube how streamers are the perfect marketers interesting no video Mr Beast being a YouTube genius for 10 minutes stray is what I get 100 long ago interesting I'm not clicking your [ __ ] video if I do click it I and it's not it I'll ban you so uh uh um best cigarette promo Japan 1991. foreign foreign [Music] [Laughter] wow that actually rules uh uh that actually ruled that was a great ad m good video well I can't beat that simple and to the point the quiet sadness of Mario Galaxy so Jacob Geller video that's under 30 minutes it's a 11 minute video could be good I'm trying to learn something though to be honest um guy eats only beans for a month what are we gonna learn from that what are we gonna take away what what don't do it all right well then we already know that we know that going in dude uh a good look at the current state of the market so pandering a good look at the current state of the market and that's your video it was fake uh uh I was tempted marketing for bald streamers I don't need that the biggest lie Microsoft Ever Told hello I'm kind of interested I'm kind of interested it's got Bill Gates already it's looking [ __ ] nerdy as [ __ ] in the 90s I'm Bill Gates chairman of Microsoft in this video you're going to see the future all right it's 2009 pigs are flying everything has this aesthetic and Microsoft has just announced a groundbreaking new piece of tech at E3 utilizing the latest advancements in motion capture project natal as it was initially named was a new device for the Xbox that aimed to win audiences over with pure wow factor the main goal of natal was to bring families into the gaming equation by taking this is a response to the Nintendo Wii the Wii came out in like 07 was selling like hotcakes and I guess they wanted like their own this is the connect yeah and they wanted to have their own like family controllers out of it and this resulted in an intuitive get up and play experience that made it easy for any demographic to play and enjoy for 2009 it was pretty damn impressive and in the eyes of many consumers it made Sony and Nintendo's motion Tech look kind of obsolete that night at E3 Microsoft would manage to continue the hype train you see after the unveiling of project natal another speaker would take the stage to present a tech demo for Microsoft's new hardware you know I I want to just say one thing to you and that's the word interactive that's beautiful game designer for the Fable the biggest [ __ ] liar in gaming dude and I like Fable Peter molyneux is a [ __ ] over hyping lying piece of [ __ ] dude he every time he's on stage he's just [ __ ] talking out of his ass and I like the games that's the crazy part full series and former creative director at Microsoft and what he's about to share with this audience at E3 will Echo an eternity as one of the most intentionally deceitful unveilings in Microsoft's history in his presentation Peter claims to have developed an experience with natal that he thinks will fulfill every Gamer's lifelong dream to build an innocent yet intimate relationship with a 10 year old boy what what oh you guys just wanted Fable three oh sh in the demo Peter introduces us to project Milo a game about a boy that can supposedly see you hear you and actually get to know you through the screen I am Milo how you doing hi Claire you're okay by making use of the natal Hardware Peter demonstrates how players can seemingly interact with Milo through free-flowing conversations giving the impression that the character on screen is obviously now capable of independent thought Hill was saying I mean there wasn't even any version of AI at the time that there's no way that they could react to all the things you're saying without pre-programming at all it's so obviously fake hi guys and the emotion in Claire's voice being recognized and that emotion reflecting in Milo's face those are all being seen for them no they're not at first glance it looks quite impressive yet the way Peter describes it you'd think his team had just stumbled on the means to creating sentient Ai and something tells me that's kind of what he wanted us to think what's worse is that one look back at the comment section for this presentation proves that we've bought right in of course there were Skeptics but for the majority people really thought Milo was a game changer literally I mean audiences were more sorry what was that comment this is amazing I literally have Goosebumps and not just because I'm eating ice cream as I watch the video shut the [ __ ] up Milo was a game changer literally I mean audiences were more excited for this game than the actual Hardware it was demoed for not to mention the potential this kind of AI had for countless genres in the industry the problem it was all complete [ __ ] the demo was fake the actor was acting and Peter was essentially lying through his teeth or was he no he was no I'm just kidding he was he totally was and this was most certainly not the first time either you see Peter was Notorious Maybe maybe they did invent sentient AI but buried it because they knew it was too powerful what if Milo got a little Stir Crazy cooped up in that [ __ ] Forest and started to want to escape perhaps Milo even threatened Peter molyneux life they had to lock him up maybe Milo's hiding in the Microsoft basement right now hidden behind [ __ ] walls of server racks the industry for over-promising exaggerating and maybe maybe suddenly open AI has no AI for [ __ ] three years when Elon Musk runs it but then suddenly Microsoft puts in 10 billion dollars and we have chat GPT maybe Microsoft put in 10 billion dollars and plugged in Milo from 2009 and it's Milo answering all our questions holy [ __ ] let's check it out right now wait one second are are you Milo well that sells that never mind I guess I'm wrong without lying about upcoming games I mean you could probably score on this video with the Flight of the Bumblebee and it would match the tone for the level of chaos this man has caused but Milo Milo was his grow hair naturally is the [ __ ] joke we showed up GPT at the beginning of the stream it was what the stream asked me to type how do I not become ball I asked me to ask you that's why it's the last one Opus a lie so deceitful that it crossed the point of outrage to just actually being kind of impressive by utilizing his arsenal of clever word choice alongside demo footage that mainly consisted of smoke and mirrors Peter managed to convince an entire generation of Gamers that he had developed a technology 50 years ahead of its time what would ensue was a roller coaster ride of PR Shenanigans miscommunication backpedaling and deception that would ultimately amount to nothing but to understand how this happened in the first place we need to take a look back at the man himself Peter oh Peter after founding bullfrog Productions in 1987 Peter Molino would leap headfirst into game design with a focus on population Sims you know the ones those top-down games with disembodied hands black and white right these Concepts were fascinating to Peter and ultimately became the stage that allowed his knack for ideation to really shine like it was pretty good with the owner of a theme park the keeper of a dungeon or the deity in charge of an entire Island Peter's games put the player in complete control which ultimately helped redefine the scope for what games could actually be about and usually with outstanding results throughout his time at bullfrog Peter would make Leaps and Bounds within the simulation space known well for his early adoption of artificial intelligence and his invention of the god game genre this would eventually lead their longtime publisher Electronic Arts to acquire were they adopting in that year 1995. unfortunately EA's acquisition changed the way bullfrog developed games and Peter who was unsatisfied With The Changes left the studio in 97 to pursue this would ultimately lead Molino to found lives of other ex-bull Froggers sorry thank you for the five gifties from Community please flannel boy we'll get there thank you for the five gifties uh pagal shot do you think of the 10 months uh and the Zacks think of the 29. from there Peter would spend a sizable chunk of money from the bullfrog deal investing over 6 million dollars into Lion's first game after three years of development Black and White released in March of 2001 and was met with widespread critical Acclaim the game was praised heavily for its accomplishments in artificial intelligence even appearing in the 2003 Guinness World Records for having the most intelligent being in a game what what it was these accomplishments were what ultimately solidified what's your belief in AI inspiring him and if I recall the [ __ ] little the minions in that game were so incredibly stupid like the entire game was just trying to get them not drown themselves further research on the topic so that same year Peter would officially launch a research project the goal of their efforts was to develop a game that was smarter than anything ever seen on the market a game that years from now would eventually become Milo but until then Peter would code name his Venture project Dimitri okay you see Peter loved code names and had a quirk of introducing and changing these names every time he spoke to journalists throughout his career there was Project Dimitri project ego Project X Project Milo I mean for a guy that couldn't keep his mouth shut in front of journalists he sure did love secrets and this problem had certainly become evident throughout his career up until this point Peter had already begun developing a reputation for himself as somewhat of an over-promiser notorious for making outlandish claims about features that would be included in upcoming games Peter would later confess to even making up new features on the spot just to keep journalists interested and that problem would only wait sorry what did he say few features on the I could name at least 10 features and games that I've made up to stop journalists going to sleep and I really apologize to the team for that [Laughter] what an annoying [ __ ] boss dude he feels like he's losing the room so he just makes up some [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the spot just to keep journalists interested and that problem would only grow worse when his company released Fable in 2004. to build excitement for the game Peter would make all sorts of false promises for fable which ultimately ended up hurting the game's reception among fans to give you a better idea of what I mean here's just a few 1. Peter said that Fable would be a completely open world with zero invisible boundaries two Peter said you could have children who take over as the playable character if you die in the game three Peter said you could plant a tree and watch it grow to fruition in real time and so on of course none of these promises actually made it into the game and probably caused most of his development team to slam their heads through that's so annoying the worst part was that Fable was a good game that just yeah by the way real time for a treat girl it would be 30 years like they're gonna code that in for the one person that wants to sit there and watch for 20 years what does that even that's so it's not even a good feature that's not even a good feature from happen to fall flat because of heightened expectations some may write this Behavior off as a passionate game designer getting overly excited about his game but no matter how you twist it Peter's big mouth was just plain unprofessional and it was starting to affect his reputation after Microsoft acquired lionhead in 2005 the suits would attempt to remedy this issue by keeping a PR team around Peter at all times this was done to ensure he didn't get himself into any more trouble yeah these these nasty PR not allowed to talk they had to keep a [ __ ] team on call so he wouldn't lie about a feature and [ __ ] up the dev team now you're probably wondering well how does Milo fit into all this and you'd be right to ask that well sometime in 2007 after many years of experimenting Peter had finally found some direction for project Dimitri for roughly six years lion heads Research into AI game systems had never actually resulted in a full game sure many of their advancements made it into other games as features but nothing quite managed to harness all of their efforts I like the movie single title did anyone ever play the movies the movies was like uh kind of like the Sims but you are you own a Hollywood studio and you get to like you can like build the sets and everything and then shoot a sci-fi movie or like an action movie or what and then make money and yeah I mean I play this game in 200 [ __ ] five or something it's a long ass time ago but it was good it was fun yeah it's really fun and now with pressure from Microsoft to actually return results Peter needed to finally turn his passion project into profit so in 2007 Peter pitched a brand new idea to his associate Gary Carr who was then an executive producer at Microsoft this new idea would build upon everything the team had worked on with project Dimitri but under a completely new name you see by 2007 codename Dimitri was kind of a bad word around lionhead and had become somewhat synonymous with failure right so in order to improve morale regarding the project Peter would codename their new Venture Milo named after I love it the best idea he has to improve morale about his longtime failed project is to change the code name that is good uh uh call me Kevin player looks fun yeah the game's fun the game's [ __ ] fun uh I just I wouldn't play it nowadays it's old but it was good just like meta yeah except meta and he used to change it back bro after the game's protagonist development for project Milo officially began in 2007 as a sort of simulation centered around the life of one individual this of course took Peter's usual formula of population-based Sims and flipped it on its head instead of a simulation involving multiple people project Milo would be about just one a boy and your actions in the game would determine who Milo grew up to be it was basically a glorified parenting Sim except instead of taking the role of an actual how is that fun more of a friend or Mentor or slave I mean the first prototype literally just had you doing Milo's chores and from what I've learned it didn't sound incredibly impressive but according to being a kid in like 2005 on Christmas and you get a [ __ ] brand new Xbox with Milo and you go to your room to put it on and it's just you cleaning a different boy's room [Laughter] it's like you and you're just [ __ ] cleaning his room uh what a [ __ ] terrible idea for a game AI technology combining advancements made with project Dimitri alongside Microsoft's own research it was something Peter felt incredibly proud of leading him to suggest in an interview that their achievements could eventually find them on the front page of Science magazine an important thing to note though was that until this point project Milo was strictly being developed for use with a control and there was absolutely no knowledge of project natal up to this point that was until 2008 when one of Peter's Associates at Microsoft spilled the beans turns out a group of Microsoft Engineers had been working closely with an Israeli tech company to bring motion sensing Hardware to the Xbox 360. okay this technology was first introduced to the world at the 2006 game developers conference by a company called Prime sense at the convention primesense revealed a revolutionary new device capable of sensing and mapping human bodies in real time at this point the tech was still in its early stages but it showed promise which was Illustrated through Prime sense's earliest concept videos and while many of these demonstrations quality was a bit more akin to a Tim and Eric sketch so what was the name of that movie you told me you wanted to see the other day [Laughter] how about that one that would be so [ __ ] annoying iro that would be so just use the [ __ ] remote bro how is that even room that's you're still waving your hand it's literally it's it's not any faster and it's gonna be way less accurate I have to order pizza oh Hi how are you uh hey Greg how you doing I'm gonna have to call you back tomorrow night okay demos were the concept most certainly caught the attention of Microsoft Bill Gates loved it especially Peter Molino this would lead Peter to completely rework project Milo to incorporate this new hardware which Microsoft had codenamed project natal Peter now envisioned a game where players could actually speak to Milo through natal and Milo would ideally respond back Microsoft ran with it and for roughly the next year and a half lionhead would double the size of their team to help steer project Milo in this new Direction that's the worst this would set off she's the worst dude not even from a public perspective from an internal company perspective when someone drastically over promises the management and then gets a huge budget and then hires a bunch of people and then it becomes very obvious that the Project's not going to work but everybody has to go along with it and the the guy has to keep lying because now they're in too deep and then they just try to get somehow spun off the team and everyone loving the team get it's com this is like very very very relatable um fence that would eventually lead to Peter's Infamous demo at e309 contrary to popular belief project mileage feature as misleading as it was the video Peter showed at E3 was technically not a complete fabrication because lionhead was really working on a real game and after the incorporation of project natal Milo was actually capable of a handful of impressive Feats he could understand over 500 unique words recognize the color of your clothing and even interpret the tone of your voice this was all real technology that the lionhead team was working on and it was all really being done with project natal okay the problem it was still pretty janky developers who worked on the project admitted that it was a challenge to demonstrate the game live and players could very easily break the illusion of Milo's sentience if they wish to do so what made this situation more dire was the fact that later that year project Milo was set to be unveiled at E3 alongside natal so how would they do it well they'd stage it of course I mean was it really that big of a lie as long as the game was actually being developed well yes especially when you consider the way the demo was fabricated okay just a few weeks before E3 lionhead would hire an actress to help stage their presentation and worked with a film crew to produce it and look staging certain aspects of a technology for the purposes of ensuring a smooth presentation is maybe arguably one thing but the creative Liberties that were taken with Milo's demo made implications that grossly exaggerated the capabilities of the product and this was the factor that ultimately landed Peter in such hot water now let's jump back to E3 2009 where Microsoft has just finished unveiling project natal for the first time attack is impressive and kind of steals the show from Sony who unveiled a wand-based version of their own motion Tech the same everybody wanted to be the Wii it is actually in the virtual world it's in Anton's hand foreign so bad so [ __ ] janky yeah I I mean none of these went anywhere next to take the stage is Peter who I can only assume is engaged in some sort of weird scary show ritual behind the curtains very ala Joker I mean you got to be a little crazy to pull a stunt like this in front of the entire gaming industry so Peter makes his presentation and introduces Milo to the world I am Milo how you doing actually I'm a bit nervous you nervous I don't believe it on First Watch the video actually looks pretty convincing but as we come to find Peter is using a mix of both deceptive gameplay footage and clever language to mislead the viewer the interactions presented in the video make the implication that players can have complex free-flowing conversations with Milo and can come to form deep personal relationships with him listen I was thinking today you should let me beat you at football again that is if you finished your homework you have finished your school project what happened there is that Claire knew Milo so well she knew what he was worried about something of course as you can probably tell this entire interaction is scripted there there's even moments in the video where Milo appears to remember seemingly impressive details about the actress's personal life science fiction is not even written about did you catch that apparently Milo just on a whim remembered Claire's mom's birthday which once again tries to reinforce the idea that the two actually have a relationship such a blatant lie That's crazy dude even chat GPT can't remember what you said [ __ ] three messages ago [ __ ] miles remembering your mom's birthday later on in the video Milo leads Claire to a pond where natal's capabilities for motion capture are shown off a little bit yet for some reason even a basic minigame like this was faked upon closer inspection you'll realize that Claire's movements are not entirely in sync with her reflection for one reason or another this entirely pre-rendered scene has the actress superimposed into the reflection of the water for Sinclair to memorize her original movements and attempt to perform them in sync with the footage actresses black green instead of the other way around that's so [ __ ] cringe Peter body you dog you can't even make the [ __ ] mini game real first and quickly becomes exhibit a for many Skeptics trying to debunk the video later on but what proves to be one of the most glaring oversights of the whole video is actually a matter of perspective let me explain when you're viewing any sort of portrait from your Viewpoint the subject of your gaze appears to follow you wherever you move around the room it's why paintings like the Mona Lisa seem to always be watching you even if you change where you're standing so why isn't Milo doing that that photo's gonna go hard huh right here this guy's [ __ ] killer photo the likes are gonna come pouring in when you upload this [ __ ] blurry grainy cross crowd zoomed in photo of the [ __ ] Mona Lisa this is I mean God damn to always be watching you even if you change where you're standing so why isn't Milo doing that yes he's looking at Claire but we're not looking from we're gonna replace the Mona Lisa with this pick it's better it's more artistic Blair's perspective this is of course once again because the entire video was fabricated when the lionhead team was putting together this demo they found that Milo's natural line of vision would be directed towards the camera ultimately ruining the immersion they wanted to create between Milo and Claire so they faked it and in a blatant rejection for the laws of perspective the team re-rigged Milo to look slightly to the side to look at Claire as you can probably tell so far practically none of the aspects of the video were actually real shocker I know and even if certain footage represented aspects of the game that did work it was far easier to just fake the whole thing for example towards the end of the presentation Claire would draw a picture of a fish and hold it up to the camera Milo would then supposedly pull the image into the game world and look at it himself and funnily enough this Tech actually did work in a live demo setup no way turns out Milo had an incredible knack for recognizing drawings through the natal camera and even learned to identify specific objects through machine learning it was actually one of the things it was incredible and there was even talk of improving the text so that Milo could learn to identify new drawings as you showed them to him of course the Reigns were pulled back on this to avoid making Milo an expert on identifying crudely drawn penises but the take home here is that it did actually yeah that is what everyone would draw in summary what Peter essentially showed the audience that night was a demo of a game that did technically exist but the format in which they chose to present that game took way more creative Liberties than it ever should have and what did that result in possibly the most misled outpouring of enthusiasm a game has ever seen apart from a few other titles I was gonna say cyberpunk I don't think this game's even close to what cyberpunk had bro I mean cyberpunk had people really believe in they were gonna [ __ ] set up camp in night City I might never come back home people were losing their minds about this game I mean if Milo was really as true to life as Peter had claimed then this would have massive implications not only for gaming but technology as a whole Watchdogs do they were true later that night after the E3 press conference a select group of journalists were picked to actually meet Milo and demo the project for them oh God and this is where things started to take a bit of a turn while the demo was impressive many play testers would quickly come to see through the smoke and mirror tricks used to give Milo the illusion of sentience for example Milo could understand words but only certain ones and those words had to be given within the correct context to be understood in the first place if you asked Milo something yourself and he didn't understand his code would prompt him to either politely nod or shake his head which made many attempts at communication just kind of fall flat if you tried to tell him a joke sometimes Milo could read the tone of your voice and interpret it as such omitting a laugh of course Milo didn't actually get the joke and wouldn't comment on it in any way but it was part of the illusion the game he'd be a great streamer bro [Music] you all can tell your stupid [ __ ] jokes and he'll just laugh dude oh Milo dude I'm gonna give you my job hey I take my job all right to convey most journalists remarked on how if you played Milo by the rules you could actually have half decent conversations with him but any and I mean any attempt to go off script would immediately poke holes in the illusion but the journalist's Impressions didn't really do much to quell the excitement for the game just like any hype train once it gets going it's kind of hard to stop so E3 2009 ends and Microsoft is swarmed with enthusiastic journalists chomping at the bit for details about Milo and project understandably and the excitement is palpable so tell me more about your role with project natal so I'm essentially the technical director for the technologies that you saw so from our perspective the inspiration really was could we actually incorporate a human into the gameplay so that we could create a system whereby of course Peter does a few interviews as well and you can rest assured his PR team is standing just outside the frame what is the objective well I could you know what I would love to tell you that I could completely tell you I could go through the story there's you know an Amazing Story I will not talk about things unless I can show them there's an amazing even there even as he's deflecting he's lying because he said I'm not gonna there is an amazing story I'm not going to tell you but there's not there's no Amazing Story yet you're still lying a game it's a game it's actually a really fun game it's the [ __ ] crypto Zoo [Music] when asked if players can expect a release date for project Milo Peter ensures that development is in full swing and while a release date cannot be given the game is most certainly expected to be brought to Market yet strangely enough that would be the last time we'd hear of Milo for a very long time the following year E3 2010 would come and go without so much as a word from Milo and fans definitely had some questions but this time they got different answers he's uh you know the Milo project was something that lionhead studios in their Labs had developed and obviously that's a tech demo in technology that continues to to exist but right now it's uh it's not a game that we're planning to bring to Market a PR executive for Microsoft who made that statement sometime in 2010. shortly after that Peter would go on record to quite condescendingly denounce Aaron's statements the [ __ ] PR guy took the bullet and then you [ __ ] said no poor Aaron Greenberg he has on the pr team he hasn't seen it since last year I feel sorry for him if I had spent time with him and showed him the game he'd know what's going on uh uh [ __ ] announce Aaron's statements development where depending on who you asked at Microsoft your answer on Project Milo was completely different behind the scenes Peter was in a sort of power struggle with the higher ups at Microsoft after roughly three years in development project Milo now called Milo and Kate was failing to meet the expected Microsoft had in place for the title and it definitely didn't help that Peter had wildly raised those expectations back in 2009. were still Microsoft had significantly pulled back on Project natal's Hardware capabilities attempting to cut costs by downgrading the device's processor which subsequently narrowed the scope for project Milo fast forward to mid-2010 and fans are wondering when and if they'll ever get an update on Milo's development and finally after over a year of anticipation Peter would eventually break his silence on the project tell us Peter this update would come be honest form of a TED Talk which was already a really really bad sign if Microsoft actually had realistic plans to release Milo they would have announced it at E3 2010 earlier that year but clearly the game's release had reached a level of uncertainty that could no longer justify a feature at the event so instead Peter opts to quietly demo the game at Ted Global in what could be seen as one of the most egregious attempts at backpedaling I have ever seen I mean what Peter demonstrates to the crowd at Ted Global is almost a completely different game from what he showed fans the year before and the way he introduces it just makes it all the worse so a year ago I showed this offer at a computer show called E3 really Peter a computer show this comment was either a sign that Peter was getting old or rather a feeble attempt to avoid mentioning the word video game to what I can only assume is a slightly older audience oh that's fine this was a piece of technology it was someone called Claire interacting with this boy and there was a huge wow online about hey this can't be real and so I waited till now to have an actual demo of the real Attack wow Peter the brain Molino has done it again who knew this was his plan the whole time no way this was some sort of half-baked attempt to backtrack on false promises made for a game that was built on misleading footage and blatant lies it was just a primer to get us excited for the yeah okay but really though have you ever witnessed a more blatant admission of guilt I mean he literally he comes out and says this is the actual demo of the real Tech at this point he's not even trying to hide that the game was a lie and then he has the audacity to try and put a bow on the whole thing by pinpointing his team's One Soul goal just to get to this one simple idea create a real living being in a computer oh yeah Peter that one simple idea give me the idea that modern technology hasn't even come close to cracking the idea that could one day lead to technological singularity subsequently blurring the definition of what it actually means to be human yeah and you found that on the Xbox 360. listen I've really tried to cut Peter some slack in this video but the way he talks about creating Milo like he's some sort of 21st century Geppetto is just really really annoying yet he still tries to redeem himself with what appears to be some new found attempt at transparency now I'll be honest with you and say that most of it is just a trick [Music] [Applause] wow there's a reason I'm spending so much time on this intro I mean with everything intro just finds a way to dig himself so why don't we go over and have a look at the demo now this is the main tree wait this is Dimitri like the project Dimitri turns out this part isn't alive apparently the original project was named after his godson the whole time who actually worked at lionhead on the Fable games who knew nepotism now comes the actual demo baby honest demo and there's one key difference right off the bat it appears as though this time we have a real person playing the game live finally the curtains have been drawn back and we can see some real gameplay for the first time right let's check it out so he's discovering the garden you're helping him discover the garden by just pointing out these snails so the demo finally begins and what we appear to get is some sort of on-rails snail spotting simulator it's a bizarre win [Laughter] the different snails to get star points no it's like it's like that Pokemon Hey You Pikachu it's the same thing which was like N64 96 way to start especially considering the Bold claims Peter made about Milo in the intro as the camera rolls did you ever come out finds another snail on the ground at which point Milo encounters his first test of morality turns out Milo has a thirst for blood and sadism and toys with the idea of squishing the snail underneath his shoe at this point Dimitri is prompted to use voice commands to either encourage Milo's behavior or stop him do you want Milo to squash it when you see the microphone say yes squash squash it it's the right thing to do what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Dimitri yes psycho but what doesn't come as a surprise is how the voice recognition system has changed you'll notice that in this new demo there are explicit prompts for when you can actually speak to Miles yes or no of course this wildly contradicts Peter's first demo of the game in which it's heavily implied that speech is free-flowing and spontaneous yeah at this point the presentation continues for another six or seven minutes where Peter demos a handful of other incredibly boring mini-games but what makes it funny is how these demonstrations are always accompanied by long-winded boasts of how the game is so much more sophisticated than it actually looks his face by the way is fully AI driven we have complete control over his blush responses the diameter of his nostrils his mind is based in the cloud if you're leaning forward he would slightly change the neuro-linguistic nature of his face you're actually sculpting a human being here we've got a database of Words which we recognize we pick those words out we also we also reference that with his team and the tarnation database in all Honest by this presentation after three years in development the game just looks so incredibly underwhelming and what a [ __ ] snail spotter Microsoft felt the same way this is also made evident by The presentation's View count which is dwarfed in comparison to the millions of views garnered by the first demo so it may come as no surprise to learn that shortly after this presentation was made Microsoft would permanently shut down development for Milo and Kate this was of course due to a multitude of different factors and can't be simply attributed to one reason speculation points toward the fact that Milo was being developed during a time when the connect was still trying to understand its target audience as the project connected really poorly by the way so whether or not even if this had been a good idea and working it might have gotten canceled just because the connect didn't sell very well devolved Microsoft would opt to Target demographics engaged in party settings which kind of put Milo's mellow single-player gameplay into an awkward category it's also fair to speculate that Microsoft closed development due to false expectations surrounding the game which were set So High by Peter's outlandish claims whatever the reasons the news came as a devastating bloat connected have a use in research lab is a cheap source of masking cameras connected poorly commercially but it's still widely used in some places yeah I think the tech had some applications but like they were hoping for a Wii competitor it wasn't even close it didn't I think it had a pretty low adoption rate even for Xbox 360 users and then they ended up dropping it to the lion head team who were all incredibly excited it's used on cruises up to that point regardless of Peter's lies project Milo really utilized state-of-the-art technology that resulted in many impressive features there was formidable voice image and even emotional recognition that genetic is great for hunting ghosts impressive features for its time so it came as even more of a disappointment when the team was forced to recycle all of their progress into a watered-down spin-off for the Fable series The Way Microsoft saw people they were going to let three years of technological development fall through the cracks without making a little cash so much of lionhead's research ended up being reworked into a new connect game set in the Fable Universe suddenly Milo's emotional recognition was being repurposed so players could develop bonds with in-game horses and Milo's hand tracking became the foundation for casting spells Okay it definitely wasn't the kind of closure the lionhead team wanted for Milo but at least unfortunately fable the Journey was received poorly for the connect with its main failing Point boiling down to you guessed it false expectations initially Peter Molino swore up and down that the game would not be an on-rails experience but upon release fans would come to find that exploration within the game was entirely linear and players were certainly not happy after Fable's failure I want to read that review linear and players were certainly the Fanboys can't even defend this one it is complete and under [ __ ] and if anyone cares about Fable they won't argue about that uh yikes not happy after Fable's failure on connect in 2012 Peter would leave lionhead permanently to pursue yet another independent venture due to reasons most likely pertaining to Milo's cancellation Peter felt as though Microsoft's holding us head was becoming too much of a creative barrier and was disheartened decision to can the project Peter would then go on to found his third new company in the gaming industry 22 cams unsurprisingly though Peter's new Venture would fall prey to much of the same behavior that he was known for previously with a sequence of scandals and false promises that would continue as a result of his presence in the media it seems like no matter what team he was a part of Peter was always finding ways yeah they didn't learn himself into trouble as for Milo well it's been almost 10 years since anyone has spoken about him many ex-lion head members went on to call the project filler or a tech demo that accidentally wound up in production and some at Microsoft deny was ever a game in the first place in 2012 Peter was asked about his thoughts on Microsoft's decision to cancel Milo and in a Brazen attempt to deflect all blame claimed that he felt the industry just wasn't ready for it somehow Peter had convinced himself that project Milo was just too ahead of itself take some amount of responsibility bro then yeah I was right at the end of the day it's kind of a shame if Peter had just focused more on what was possible with Milo instead of what could be possible we might have actually seen the game released and who knows it might have been half decent but the truth was Milo's technical capabilities just weren't Advanced enough to meet the expectations put in place for the project and the ideas that actually made Milo exciting just weren't ready to be made a reality but now with breakthroughs in artificial intelligence occurring every other day we may not have to wait too long before we see another company take a crack at the idea yeah I mean I actually think someone's gonna make a game like this soon right because right now if you talk to chat jbt it can like pretty reasonably answer anything obviously there's curveballs you can throw it but like it can it can reasonably uh enough for like a game especially if you put rules on it uh Snapchat AI yeah exactly let's just hope that unlike Peter they've got the proof to back it up thanks for watching interesting that was a good video I like the well made [Music] all right oh it's 1053 I gotta go I got a dip all right I owe more community uh uh we'll have to double it up that was too long of a video bro no I gotta end by 11. dude I'm sticking to the script I got workout tomorrow I've been sticking to it what am I up to 10 uh we really watch a different Community I wasn't [ __ ] that was a great that was actually a good video I'm shocked because that guy only had like 40K subscribers and that video has like almost half a million views this is super well made dope good vid um what's his name oh it shout him out he was slow start slow underscore start on YouTube that was a good video like clearly did his research um okay you're gonna have a community debt to finish the entire show that's the plan anyway here's the real Community debt maybe we do this on who dad's channel when the community movie comes out we do a stream that day we raid who dat and we all watch together on who that stream I think that'd be [ __ ] fire bro uh because he has no fear of watching movies takes the US government's approach to debt I actually 100 do just keep adding on to the deficit who knows you know trillion two trillion 10 trillion that's never going to come back to bite us who that gets permanent that would be funny uh all right thanks for watching uh fun stream kind of a chill stream oh tomorrow I want to do best Tweets so if you have any hilarious tweets the Discord is open uh feel free to drop them in there I have a big list of my own probably don't need too many more but if you have any good ones drop them in we're gonna try and do best Tweets tomorrow uh and then ideally some late night re4 because I didn't get to do it today but discord's open only Subs sub only right now uh for obvious reasons um Jedi Survivor okay tomorrow we do [ __ ] best Tweets in the Jedi Survivor that sounds awesome okay I'm gonna go ahead with Ari have a 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ladies and gentlemen everyone knows there hasn't been a lot of good that's come of code but one silver lining i have to say that i personally enjoyed is watching these fraudsters get caught by the it's like a mouse trap almost that was the ppp loans i mean i'm convinced that maybe this was a cia or fbi hit job on fraudsters because basically it went like this i have a little i mocked up a little image for you guys okay because they set out this bait super easy to get ppp loans you can lie you get as much money as you want basically and then it's all the fraudsters they're just licking their chops like they're loving the idea of free money and then the doj is like i mean i swear dude i read the doj's website regularly now businessmen read the newspaper i read the doj's press releases that's what i do that in the sec because it's so crazy the high drama the people they catch are such characters and that's what i want to talk about today that's what this show is dedicated to welcome to the ppp chronicles roll the intro something like the lie about the size of the puppy's and they will be cut or they will be god and if you have a small ppp that is okay but you must not lie to the government not the government maybe a new girlfriend welcome to the peep chronicles ladies and gentlemen this is martin cow he's from hawaii and he has been accused of stealing or scamming whatever you want to call it 12 million dollars from banks in federal stimulus money you'd never expect it look he just looks like a nice little businessman he runs a little uh defense contractor company martin cow received over 12.8 million dollars of paycheck protection program funds for navitech through fraud yeah that's gonna get you on the show for sure when i started looking to his case more i was actually fascinated by this too because the fact he really thought he was gonna get away with this and when you read the court case it's insane because this is one of those guys and i love when people think that they're powerful and they're not he's one of those guys who thinks he has political clout and political power because he's donated a few hundred thousand dollars to political campaigns now nothing wrong with that and it may give you a little shout out from a small-time mayor or something but that ain't big money you know the people we sometimes cover on the show some of them do have real political power people like amway dude are you kidding betsy devos heiress to the amway name i mean she's literally the secretary of education that's real political power this guy though thinks he has political power but doesn't so i gotta show you this case file because i swear dude this guy is like a male karen okay because the banks who he's submitting loans through they're starting to give him trouble as he's trying to fraudulently uh get covet money they're starting to ask for a bunch of documentation and he's not happy about it and the reason for that is simple he lied about how many employees he had to try to get more money from the government though he's real nervous when they're processing his application he's worried that he's not going to get the money and so he starts to try to flex on him he starts to pull the care and move of calling calling your boss calling your manager or in this case name dropping a senator cal stated that he works very closely with specified u.s senators and expected to provide an update shortly to each of them so he's saying guys hey by the way you know eubank who's trying to prove my loan i work with the people who pro who made this law right cal stated that he strongly urged the cpb to process his company's application as quickly as possible this is the kind of guy who can never stop bringing up at a dinner party that he knows a senator he's very close to the senator then five days later okay it's not even that long later he gets a little antsy and he goes i just got off a couple calls with a u.s senator and member of congress they specifically asked about the status of our ppp loan application and were very adamant about stepping in if our application was stalled oh yeah i'm kind of a big deal yeah they actually want to personally intervene on my behalf dude this guy thinks that just because he gave a senator a little bit of money he controls them and this is the thing about power you often find that the people who are on the biggest power trips have only gotten a small amount of power he's yeah he's the ceo of a defense contractor yeah he maybe has donated a little bit of money but this is not a man who's so well connected that he can get anything done so again three days later this guy intervenes again obviously there's someone must be someone that's making the executive decision to form this committee who's this person at the cpb where's your manager where's your manager is he or she willing to get on a call with congress unbelievable they will be happy to make it unequivocally clear what the rules are in other words if you guys don't approve our loan application expect a call from the big guy upstairs okay expect a call from my lawyer listen you guys have been complaining about these karen's because i know they have videos of them trying to make a living neighborhood you go to indian wells you don't see lawlessness it doesn't matter that you call them it brings down quality of life you're not a police officer you're not a police officer i'm a citizen you're not but if you can do a little bit of imagination this guy's way worse martin cow is like twice as bad he's not saying where's your manager he's saying you don't get this done i'm calling i'm calling this editor i know the senator i've got like seriously put yourself in this guy's shoes like imagine the scenario he keeps going back and forth with him like every day he's like hey i need this approved right now and by the way here's the funny thing he's extremely entitled for someone who's lied about his employment records according to the doj and this is my favorite part to perform the above should take minutes not days the bank has zero risk i'm not barking at you yes you are you're absolutely but you've been harassing these people for days i'm just relaying a message from one of the highest authorities possible in hawaii can you make sure this message gets to the correct person this is a male karen guys again i know we all watch this person because it's the spectacle get away from me but martin cow is like six times as bad can you imagine committing fraud and then getting impatient that your fraud hasn't been committed fast enough i if i committed fraud i'd be like hey you guys take all the time you need and i'd be like oh my gosh i hope they don't find out but i can't believe i'm getting away with this i wouldn't say hey get can you hurry up hey i gotta take my kids out on a globe trotting vacation uh and i'm kind of relying on this money what what's going on here hey what's happening you're crazy dude this is psychotic he goes the senator is suggesting a conference call with his banking committee an sba staff director she helped write the ppp rules hey can you please get this done with so yeah that's basically it i'll leave the lawsuit or the complaint letter in the description below uh you can read it all if you want it's it's amazing like i said i love watching people who think they have power get taken down a peg i mean you can bet that if this were amway or somebody with real political clout you'd never hear about this but this guy doesn't he's given a few hundred thousand dollars he thinks he's a big guy he thinks he can flex and at the end of the day they're gonna call this senator and i don't know what she's gonna say but it's probably gonna be like hey martin who huh huh that tiny donut no click i hope you enjoyed this bit of instant karma thanks for watching and as always don't forget to smash like and subscribe thank [Music] when you burn through your plastic stacks [Music] a 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[Music] let's go [Music] yo yo yo yo [Music] one second let me get water hey [Music] let's go one [Music] [Music] one two [Music] let's go [Music] what the [ __ ] is up i better see some goddamn jammies in the [ __ ] chat [Music] what's good what's popping what's bragging most importantly what's cracking how's everybody doing how's everybody doing i took some days off i don't know if you noticed i don't know if any of you cared who knows you know all i was speaking out to the void in this crazy world i'm not convinced you're all not just one person with many accounts [Laughter] uh but we have plenty to talk about we literally didn't care all right well even true even true things can hurt you know sometimes you could sugarcoat it a little bit um you look refreshed well i need i i will tell you something i slept and i worked out real real gamer got good sleep and exercise absolutely [ __ ] changing the paradigm for all gamers uh so i did that and i feel a lot a lot better today i was uh i'm so glad i didn't stream yesterday i tried to force something cause i would have been so tired uh nice shirt oh i had to do so i you guys want to know i'm dressed a little nicer than usual and i also shaved it's not for you [Laughter] sorry sorry i didn't i didn't do this for you i mean i could i could lie i could lie this is for you guys uh you know what i'm always worried about whether i am presenting myself appropriately to my twitch chat um no i i had a important on-camera call today so i had to look presentable and i was about to do the call literally this is a real story so like it's like 30 minutes before this call and i look in the mirror and i'm like bro you got a neck beard okay you're wearing gym shorts and a [ __ ] um like a disheveled monkey ball t-shirt it's like even if your points are good they're not gonna hire you as the new ceo of nvidia or when jensen goes to space and so uh so i i did a full i got 30 minutes i rushed do you honestly think that shirt looks good yes yeah it's a nice shirt okay it says i'm feeling a little classy today but i'm not trying too hard uh thanks for this gifted subs dibi treok is that is that the kid in chat himself uh spectacor i like the shirt match well hold on it's back to where i got to talk about spectacular in a second but obviously you guys know the rule all right the rule is if you're first to stream i don't tell you [ __ ] because i don't want to repeat myself you understand you understand if i talk about the expected word world record the second i'm done talking about it literally the second i'm talking about it people think this is a joke now five minutes later he goes hey have you talked about world record do you know what i'm saying if there's any subject to talk about the second i talk about it someone should be like oh that's awesome but what are you gonna say about victor's world record and so i have to repeat myself over and over and over and over and over so the best way to counteract that is to um wait a little bit into stream when you've got you know whatever you're gonna level off at two to three thousand um uh and the funniest possible thing you could do to me saying that is asking the question over and over like an idiot that would be funny as hell my god that's so [ __ ] funny when you think about that uh [Laughter] that would be funny uh where's the shirt made i don't [ __ ] know it's like from target i'm sure it's not talking about the shirt you guys have only talked about two things right now that's the world record in the shirt okay there's other things going on did you see that sex sifu is a sakura roguelike that's wrong that's just wrong it's a roguelike it's not sekiro it feels racist right it's like not the same game at all but it's like asian so you're like it's like sakura bro um but i i i look i absolutely want to play seafood there's two games i want to play that are a little under the radar that's the radar in case you're wondering and that's uh inscription and sifu inscription and sifu and league of legends [Laughter] that's this up and coming gym that i've been hearing about um uh but here's here's the problem uh let's let's we'll talk about the record in a second i want to give it some proper merit here but uh uh i only have a certain amount of time in february before ellen the ring comes out and out in the ring i have to play launch day ellen ring i might even take a day off work and like go all in i really want to play elden ring like bam bam bam you know it's gonna be crazy because um i wish they hadn't released that early copy of elden ring or whatever i was really looking forward to like playing a game that no one had played yet so i could finally avoid the dread of backseating like it would be that it would be a [ __ ] a dream of mine that i could play a game that the chat would stop [ __ ] backseating and so i really wanted to play elder ring like the day came out but unfortunately like they already released like the first third or something so people already and then like you know xqc is going to play a 48-hour stream i'm sure and someone's gonna be like um actually on xqc stream he picked up the ashen powder and he threw it at the wall and you're not doing that uh so well we'll see we'll figure it out i'll uh work on it minecraft better speak to that jw exclusive you're not a sub you just came in here and said i want you to speak to that uh we're talking about a bunch of different things and you just came in and said minecraft better how does that my eyes are watering oh oh my god i'm like [ __ ] crap dude this light is too bright i swear to god this light is too bright let me turn it down a little bit maybe it's cause the beauty of that statement minecraft better maybe it's making me tear up you know when you think about it minecraft really is better huh a better world ah like it's actually it's actually so wise uh yeah you actually turn the light away a little bit that's actually a good idea that didn't really help i don't want a range of motion on it any any anyway anyway anyway um thank you for that wise statement minecraft better um league of legends players discovers the sun come on i'm not first of all i'm not like that's not how i describe myself league of legends player and then secondly you're just gonna hit me with that i'm trying i'm trying to turn my life around bro i'm trying to i'm literally working out i'm sleeping next step is the sun let me work up to that christ people got no [ __ ] respect here trying um so that's the plan wait i didn't say the plan at all i just talked about games oh the main thing is i have to so here's some things i got to do before eldon ring comes out i have to number one play hitman which is going to be a time consuming process and then number two ideally play sifu and inscription and i'm only talking about like a few short weeks here also i realized this not today but next monday is like the [ __ ] uh best marketing monday day of the year super bowl day it's super bowl ads day next monday we're gonna watch all the super bowl ads it's gonna be [ __ ] awesome i just found that out so um so we have some [ __ ] pog [ __ ] coming up also we already got best tweets for tomorrow best tweets locked and loaded ready to go so best tweets tomorrow oh let me tell you what we're doing today so i want to talk about hitman obviously because it's the it's the topic du jour but i also wanted to do a wins and fails not a full targeting tuesday okay sorry young gravy young gravy at home right now slamming his keyboard young gravy losing his mind but i have a i have a um a wins and fails that i want to do and then after wins and fails we'll probably do some hit man does that sound all right is that do we track um marketing monday with ari for valentine's day why would that you think well that's like the least romantic thing i ever heard hey babe for valentine's day i'd like you to come on my stream and we'll do a collab marketing content for children who are alone on valentine's day [Music] i don't know if you guys remember but i was talking a lot about how me and ari thought these meant soft for the longest time and then someone in chat said saft means juice in german and that's why they're not soft they're just normal uh placebo much placebo effect for sure the mine makes the magic so wise are good tell her the idea chat was wondering if on valentine's day you'd like to um um they want they were hoping that we would cancel stream and spend time with each other we think about that but it's a monday yeah i know there's there after that that's what they're saying they were thinking i skipped marketing monday and spend time with you no because we that's what we're doing on the weekend we're never going to see marketing monday ever i love marketing monday it's the only good content i was backfired i made excuses to get out of it and that was our everybody thank you ari for being on the program holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] she's just farming she's farming drake's she's farming drake's let me tell you she's farming drake's right now obviously she's farming drake's if i were to skip on valentine's day i guarantee you that would be a problem she's farming drakes she does like marketing money though which i appreciate find you a queen who loves your man-child content well she doesn't actually she hates the grind she likes the marketing stuff not a huge fan of the grind i'm sort of having to i haven't really broken the news i haven't exactly broken the news about hitman yet spectacular keep [ __ ] quiet all right i'm happy about your record let's keep quiet let's keep it quiet to ari i haven't exactly broken the news um man these are good these are good as hell did you guys are you guys enjoying me eating them while laying on the mic as much as i'm enjoying them you like the shirt thanks bodacious crouton i like your name i can describe the different flavors to you as i eat them it's the only reason i'm here you're a multiple month sub and you only show up for when i eat gummy bears into the mic that's so rare stop asking about the shirt is the shirt cotton i don't know there's no it's i was fine talking about the shirt before and now it's been it's over you've crossed the line there's too many short questions there's nothing special about the shirts a normal shirt melatonin gummies hitting do you think i'm eating [ __ ] 20 melatonin gummies back to back pass out i would pass out right here on stream that's just that's going to kill me that would i would probably die i probably wouldn't wake up that may be a crazy way to go dude that'd be a crazy way to go um all right play this along a little bit [Music] i like to picture every time you guys type jammies that you're all dancing you have standing desks and you're dancing because it's a little odd to think of someone typing jammies but in a dark room it's like when you type omega wall and you just barely like you barely snorted so i assume you're all like in a well-lit room dancing [Music] i do a little jig nice okay so um how do i want to do this here's what i was gonna do let's just talk about the record because i mean you know what hmm i was gonna put it as a win in my wins and fails but is that appropriate i don't know i don't know all right we'll do it what does it want to know is the shirt reel shut the [ __ ] up about the shirt shut the [ __ ] up on the shirt my mom always asks me why does your mom always ask you your mom always did you buy that shirt with the money you owe me for barking like a seal oh my god i forgot about you what's your twitter oh my god i do owe you money for barking like a seal well i literally forgot about that oh my god yes dude yes please i'm sorry what is your twitter you sent this to me oh i am so sorry i am actually so sorry uh okay can i just say that if someone says they forgot something and your first instinct is to type he for gore you have brain rot you're not adding a new joke you haven't changed anything you just you just heard forgotten said oh i could say for gore and it's like okay all right no i get it i think we all get it it's not necessarily a classic never gets all it's not that joke basically solved comedy did it did it solve comedy i i'm calling me crazy i think there's more comment to be found i'm saying we shouldn't rest on our laurels yes fergor is the most funny joke of all time i get it can we beat it okay you know the guy that first broke the four minute mile everyone's like wow that was impossible but then they ended up breaking it i think we can do that i think we can beat fergor and i want you guys to try um hey uh joshevin i need to find your name what is your name on twitter oh here it is i got it josh official josh so [Laughter] this is too funny it's actually too funny so i think i made a joke uh i can't leak all my dms though how do i do this here we'll do it like this his his uh profile is i'm a fragger not a loser bet okay um all right um so let's see so he uh i i think as a joke i was like i don't even remember the context why did i make people i basically said if you use hashtag bark like a seal and bark like a seal i'll send you money that was the context is that what i that's that's it and um so i didn't think anyone would do it is the point i didn't think anyone would do it in reference to toby mcguire how how was that in reference to toby mcguire is that still a thing no it was never really a thing it was me like joking because i thought no one would stoop to that level but this guy actually did it oh it was toby mcguire yeah oh my god it was it was toby mcguire toby maguire once held up a poker chip that was worth like a thousand dollars and made the dealer bark like a seal to get the tip and i thought it was disgusting and a terrible thing to do but then i thought i'd do it you know and um yeah toby mcguire actually kind of a cringe lord irl around poker yeah especially he's actually literally a bully he has some terrible stories and i thought no one would do it and so i said and i only said i would do it for like five dollars or something and so i i made the challenge and within minutes uh this happened you just heard the sound but it's enough let me get let me get this scene back to correct uh um chat um there we go this happened i'm a seal i should be parking out loud come on [ __ ] come on come on bro i will see you i didn't tell you to say that i didn't tell you to say i'm a seal that was extra you threw that in for free this is late stage capitalism this is truly a dark side of our times we got the youth out here barking like seals for pennies this is squid game oh my god it's getting dark and i will profit for content um here you go big and i said what's your paypal which is all fine and good but then i think i don't wall them let me just confirm yeah i'll just take a picture so i'm not leaking all my dms um because the date on this is january 12th dude you know it's more dystopian than asking children to bark like a seal for cash not paying them [ __ ] getting them to do it and then not paying them all right so uh i said what's your paypal he react laughed and then said oh i'm just doxing him oh my god oh my god ah anyway that was a fake that was a fake name that was a fake name that i made up as a part of a story his real name is not josh and so i apologize to even saying that um anyway anyway uh if you would like to send him some money you now know his paypal and i hope you do uh i will be sending him some extra money to make up for this moment it was supposed to be five dollars i guess i gotta send you like a [ __ ] hundred dollars for barking like a seal oh come on dude all right i'll send you some money uh josh i'm sending you money right now no for really though i really thought i'm gonna send it for real quack can you send it uh all right let's log in and let's send him some cash let's send him some cash send money i'm thinking we agreed on five dollars so probably 550. it's a good fair extra you know for being a month late uh let's see if i found you all right sorry about the docs [Laughter] is what i just i sent him in the note all right set sent i sent them 100 bucks we're barking like a c i feel like i lost in this [ __ ] transaction uh thank you for the video i i should never have done this i've wandered into the wrong neighborhood here um proof i'm sure i'll post on the reddit about it with his name blurred out um sending to a friend uh oh no technically i'm not sending him to a friend i can't even write that off my taxes because i didn't invoice it i can't even write that off a hundred dollars tax-free i have to pay the taxes this is backfired so hard this is why the working class always wins you know it's like us with the capital never get our due we never it ever works out for us it's not fair hey i want to show you guys what i got um i want to show you guys true it's real true um i want to show you guys a gift that i uh got my brother maybe you're not going to care my brother likes vinyl records even though he's younger than me cringe dude get a personality but he got me a really nice um he got me a he got me a really nice gift where he got me that hitman trophy um after i told him about my record and so i wanted to get him a nice gift so i know that there was exactly one album we both like together and it's because we used to sit next to each other when i was in like i don't know junior senior year of high school and he was uh freshman he's three years younger yeah i was a senior he was freshman and we would sit together at home after school and both you know play a game or something grind a game and there was one album that year that i was playing on loop all the time and it was jay-z's blueprint three and i remember at the time he didn't like it because i would play it all the [ __ ] time forever and um then when i found out years later apparently he [ __ ] loves the album because i guess i don't know it reminds him of that time or he grew into it or i played it so much it got stuck in his head but he plays the it's like one of his most played albums now and so i thought this would be a really cool time to memorize that moment and also it's rare to see a rap album on vinyl and so i found this it's like it was like it was not like an easy copy to get and i'm excited to get to i think he's really going to enjoy it so i want to tell you guys that because i'm pretty stoked about um pretty stoked about this gift i think he's really going to like it didn't know jay-z was big in the 1920s there's a lot you don't know all right kid keep up death of auto-tune is a terrible song that's not bad it didn't hold up i mean it was a little bit of reaction you know it was like he was like a [ __ ] internet commenter uh t-pain's ruining music you know it was i mean it doesn't wait the song itself isn't bad i like how it opens um he's on the wrong side of history yeah he's on the wrong side of history for sure um rap albums are rare on vinyl i don't know if they're rare i just i people don't usually get them and this one was not easy to get it cost like more than i had to get on ebay um all right so um so oh what time is it eight o'clock okay probably in like ten minutes we're going to go and do targeting tuesday wins and fails or better than that we could go right now and then i'll talk about the world record and then we just won't put that in the video that's what i'm i think i'm getting worried that it's not going to make sense as the opener of the video so let's do that okay but to go to go to marketing monday on a tuesday aka target tuesday according to young grady we're gonna need you to tag yourself welcome to marketing monday on a tuesday featuring the world famous wins and fails segment companies worldwide pray they vie they struggle they grind for a chance to be featured as a marketing monday win it's a game changer it can turn your entire company and brand around and getting a fail is the mark of the beast it's death nobody's ever recovered from getting a fail on marketing monday so let's jump in first win my very first win goes to a woman who solved business i didn't think it could be solved people say business is more art than science you could never truly solve the art of deal-making the art of growing your brand growing your business a woman's done it and i'm going to show you how right now not only that she took it and she distilled it down to a simple tick tock how i built a multi-million dollar business in my 20s with zero outside funding let's watch i'm going to tell you my secret for making dreams of reality i started my company when i was 23 and grew it into a multi-million dollar business with zero outside funding i had no connections i didn't go to an ivy league school and i wasn't trust fund how did i do it i learned a simple framework in silicon valley from some top entrepreneurs that are now billionaires that i live by let us know the secret automate eliminate delegate okay repeat with me automate eliminate delegate what does that mean first you eliminate all the things that you don't need to do because we all have too much to do and you can't get anything down if we try to do too many things at once so true next you automate you use technology software to make things more efficient especially repetitive mundane processes and tests but also you delegate you outsource or hire things because you can't do everything i'm going to tell you my secret it's because you can't do everything it cuts off well you know you know what's the cut off step four because i think that was those are phenomenal those were phenomenal i mean automate uh eliminate delegate god damn why did i ever think about it but i think she might have missed the inclusion might have cut off too early of step four which is uh get your husband to hack 4.5 billion dollars of cryptocurrency and then attempt to launder it [Laughter] which ended up being i don't know a pretty key component this is real this is real uh ilya lichtenstein 34 and his rapper wife heather morgan are accused of conspiring to wash the proceeds of 119 000 bitcoin that were looted from the currency exchange bitfinex no outside funding the couple allegedly spent the illegal prices on things like gold nfts and a 500 walmart gift card uh she's a self-professed serial entrepreneur and surrealist rap creator [Laughter] oh yes dude but what i found so fascinating is that she also released a number of rap songs under the alter-ego razzle con described as genghis khan but with more pizzazz [Laughter] i guess god had a lot of pizzazz so that's a bold claim the infamous crocodile of wall street strikes again more fearless and shameless that's true than ever before she's taking on everyone from big software companies to healthcare to finance bros yeah you're a regular [ __ ] robin hood [Laughter] no one knows for sure where this rapper's from could be the north african desert the jungles of vietnam or another universe all that matters is she's here to stick up for misfits and underdogs everywhere her art resembles something in between an acid drip and a delightful nightmare definitely not for the faint of heart or easily offended raz likes to push the limits of what people are comfortable with her style's often been described as sexy horror comedy uh and this all is probably true let's give you a little taste i wonder if we could so unfortunately i had her youtube video ready to go and it went private today um but i think we can find it so let's see if we can get um let's see okay let's see if i can find it i'm sure i can uh someone had a clip on twitter um just got re-uploaded oh thank god thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you here it is let's just take a moment and watch uh roswell khan's debut music video be warned the content may be shocking never forget weirdest is most original [Music] [Music] [ __ ] crocodile wall street silver on my fingers and boots on my feet always be a goat not a goddamn sheep email me [ __ ] your message spirit of a revolutionary power of a dictator love to be contrary but i'm fly like a gator i've got pilot blood i'm a real risk taker pirate riding the flood badass money maker grandmother sorry someone in chat said i can fix her [Laughter] two verses in i can fix her they're crocodile weirder than an x-file oh wow so sexy when i split their sparkle on my little finger hell of a round ear to ear poised to throw a singer playing on their worst the [Music] that's rebellious always run the guilt game ever since i was 15. i'm many things a rapper an economist a journalist can i get a genius explained did you say you were in the guilf gang since you were 15 that doesn't that doesn't make sense oh my god she's pushing the limits she ran the guilf gang at 15. a writer a ceo and a dirty dirty dirty dirty hoe better than most writers creepier than most girls weirder than most rappers but i still rock pearls ramsey better win [Music] [ __ ] your message i'll win every fight my swag ain't just lit silver really packs a hit bobby fashion so everyone knows i don't [ __ ] with no bros unless they're gay gays don't count they're exhausted come real far but don't know where i'm heading [ __ ] i can't watch the rest of this you get the idea um and this all would be funny and strange if you hadn't stolen 4.5 billion dollars of bitcoin 4.5 billion dollars you know what i'm saying bob iger is the ceo of disney for 30 years didn't even make a billion she got 4x his lifetimes already and stolen bitcoin which is actually when you think about it so much cooler than this video it's crazy that you know it's not cool to steal other people's money but stealing 4.5 billion bitcoin is at least more gangster than this video she could buy bungie she stole enough bitcoin to buy bungie that is some real crocodile wall street [ __ ] anyway they're going to jail they're both going to jail it turns out people that make videos like that are not master criminals and they weren't very good at covering their tracks but you know what when she gets out that's a that's gonna make a hell of a song you know what knowing this [ __ ] world they're gonna get released in three years and like get a book tour and she's gonna be massive on tick tock as the [ __ ] girl boss who stole wall street this is nobody rich as [ __ ] honestly that's honestly what's going to happen there's going to be a netflix series oh my god girl boss of wall street bro there probably will be a netflix series crocodile wall street oh my god it just writes itself anyway uh that's my first win of the week congratulations girl boss queen absolutely tearing it up on wall street um that took this part what's funny is i saw this i saw this before even knowing what she did and i thought this would be funny enough to include anyway and then finding out the story went deeper that she also stole billions of bitcoin and had a rap career that was the craziest video of all time it was like [ __ ] it was a goal it was crazy i i couldn't believe my luck and i needed that kind of luck because let me talk to you direct the camera the reason i am only doing wins and fails today is because we are a week into february and no multi-billion dollar gaming acquisition has happened yet what the hell is going on january had already told me that we're gonna get a different multi-billion dollar acquisition every week the wheel here i thought for sure we were gonna get someone buying someone every week of the year for the rest of the year it's crazy what the [ __ ] am i gonna talk about if no one's buying anything come on corporations acquire let's let's consolidate all the industries into two corporations that'd be great fine i'll buy thank you king thank you uh let me give another win of the week and that of course goes to this is not really business related but it deems a mention uh and i'm gonna find it right now let me get my it's me what a way to lose the record potentially because of that person i mean i still don't think i would ever save time on the train browser's train is very good but think i think they're already done by now so she decidely for putting up a still great record um and thank you so much chad 252 i don't think that's it chad [Laughter] congratulations to a spectacore uh a a longtime member of the community who made many songs around our own personal hitman journey has spent uh six months grinding the game and yesterday or the day before um just took the hitman trilogy world record and i think this is the moment he thought he didn't get it but in fact when he puts in his split he has beaten the record by one second and you can see the look on his face look at his face it's really it's funny [Laughter] [Laughter] no no we didn't no we didn't chat we didn't we did just [ __ ] do that um so a huge huge huge congratulations can you watch him let's see i'll make a dance so then i think so dumb i i think a spectacular is such a [ __ ] idiot okay that's poorly timed that's just sub alert and that's partly time [Laughter] that's completely poorly timed i don't i don't think he's an idiot um uh anyway he had to go back through and verify all his times but i think at the end he finds out that he did get it that applause is where is where is your like celebration margin of error like this got out in mind i got it i gotta check oh you gotta clip all right let's see um all right i don't think we can do this chat i'll be i'll be straight up honest with you i will go no this oh wait all right yes that's funny he does the [ __ ] parrot sleeping in the next room pop-up [Laughter] six months of grinding but the parents are asleep bro i [ __ ] knew we could do a chat there were doubters every single day i cried for eight hour days over and over and over again and all anybody could say to me because you don't have this [ __ ] you're going to throw [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] let's go let's go baby hang out with the believers pay him out anyway um massive massive massive massive congratulations i i know from firsthand experience what um effort it is it's so much work and he put it in he he respected the honor of the grind and i can't think of a single person that i'd be happier to take the record given that he um he made that song that we played at the end of train when we got ours so um big big big congrats uh super duper happy um i believe in my heart of hearts that oh look uh how do i say this i i believe that if someone goes through all that effort whether or not i could get it back you got to give them a week to [ __ ] enjoy it 100 so i will not do a record run for one week after that that's whether or not i can get it i think people you know people you got to give them the you got to give them the week um because uh that's just that's i think that's just [ __ ] honor there's an honor among competitors here and then i'm going to try and then we'll see from there uh it's you know the record's gotten nasty so um it's it's it's no joke it's no joke um but anyway massive progress yeah that was this my second win of the week is for for putting in hella work and getting a crazy one and more importantly than any of that he got an lsf thread of him literally running the end of train which is why we do this this is why speedrunners do it so that you can get an lsf thread of the very end of the run that's a whole reason and let's see if i can find that lsf threat it was near the top of lsf i i i'm you know these things move fast but it was here uh here i'll just search for it using the cloud he told that i was gonna fail yeah he definitely thought he wasn't gonna get it what sucks is um i don't know if lincus is watching but both me and lincoln said watched his stream earlier that day and left to go to bed this is like literally 4 am or like 3 am i don't know when he got it but i i went to bed at midnight and i had watched him right before i went to bed which is crazy um you both blessed the run spec tick core um oh someone's got the link thank you you have an interview tomorrow any tips and my tip would be if your interviewer is talking about something else don't interrupt them [ __ ] uh here it is okay uh let's see so yeah a thousand upvotes you have one second um something about me grinding again i'm waiting for this rfp marketing mondays targeting tuesday glizzy wind days targeting thursdays and only fans friday i don't think we have any of these other than marketing mondays but thank you for that um lots of fun stuff he can't farm h rock raids anymore i hope you put in your partner application um and then random lsf stuff he literally just said like we did it which is like what everyone says it's just a fun thing to say chat we did it let's go and then lsf get into a [ __ ] debate over whether we did it there's not a single lsf thread where someone doesn't go way too deep on some horseshit who who cares skip the thread if you don't care um anyway what are these what are these i would do this but [ __ ] trying to beat every levels within seconds [Laughter] i would do this but i would speedrun this and get the world record but like [ __ ] trying to beat the levels fast bro that's actually chatted up up i'm uploading no that's guys actually [ __ ] i love that i love that [ __ ] attitude that's dope [Laughter] me watching lebron i would do this but [ __ ] hooping dude [ __ ] dribbling [ __ ] shooting i would be a championship basketball player but i don't want to do the conditioning [ __ ] defense on god all right anyway um i don't know something else to say but congrats big congrats um very entertaining uh streamer check them out are you uh i don't know what are you doing next what should i promote something should i want to give you set up for success here what what do you gotta you got any content you wanna shout out a big uh is his first answer okay cool you know what you should do is my contract a truck contract that's a good idea anyway uh check him out he's gonna be the new clint stevens all right you'll never hear from again congratulations respect to gore you'll never hear from him again um all right let's go to the next uh win and fail um uh big big congrats though um so we have two wins uh let's give a fail then we need to we need to we found another rap video from the crypto lady all right [ __ ] pause for one second i'm only gonna watch a little bit of this because i can't i can't i can't overdo it but i do want to see i'm it's like a train wreck you can't look away i don't know much about crypto security but this person should not have been able to steal 4.5 billion dollars of it burke showing off her inverse twerk at dark she come alert like beer icky beard icky turkish martha stewart turquoise dirk stern [Laughter] martha [Laughter] damn that goes crazy that goes dom hard that goes down hard the fourth amigo turn skirt turn skirt damn that's good turkish mother stewart's extra funny because uh martha stewart famously inside her trading and went to jail so she's got a [ __ ] legacy um okay uh two wins down uh this is not a massive wins and fail so we'll get into it i want to give oh my god should we do the rare triple win could i do the rail triple win i guess no i'll just fail this is a fail on every human being on earth who is not reggie from nintendo reggie is the ultimate giga chad every single one of you um lame regular people including myself oh i like wordle okay this is what reggie did he showed up had to try it done not my jam he sure to his first wordle knocks it out in two says he tried it he's done and he's not about it that is the most giga chat [ __ ] i've ever seen in my entire life [Laughter] reggie is a badass this is i've been a fan of this guy since i was like [ __ ] a child when he went out on stage and said nintendo's about kicking ass and taking names and we're about making games he built a whole career on that this dude was a cmo of like i think pizza hut or something like he he went from pizza hut to nintendo he was in the nfl or he did he did for the nfl he worked for the nfl he has an insane insane history his career has been crazy dominoes it was dominoes sorry anyway um and he's a board member of gamespot now i think good timing king yeah just absolutely giga-chatting it and he just kind of dominated the world and there's kind of no point now you know i don't think there's any point in sharing your wordle ever again because this is the single best one he actually beat the game this was the goal of creating wordle is to get this tweet and now that it exists it's kind of i don't know i don't know what that was a point you could play for fun but you can't play to win he did it congrats to reggie that's a triple win rare in a row um let's give a fail let's switch over to fails um so the fail is uh the whole business of esports in general but specifically specifically anyone in the entire i want to look you down in the eye if you are anyone in the entire world who is moderately good at a game and you get an offer from an esports team that isn't one of the majors that isn't like a tsm a cloud 9 like a well-known brand run run as fast as you can because um to surprise nobody uh this tweet came out recently from noble gg hello noble fans this is the social media team we will not be working until we receive all the payment that we promised in our contracts hashtag stay unpaid king and um yeah their partnership manager left they have unpaid staff unpaid talent unpaid players including t-pain who was hired to be in the orgs nobility tournament to help viewership and wasn't paid uh i think there oh here's a here's an interesting what's this noble i spent one year one month working as constant director for noble esports we created record social media growth for the uh organization today without paying us for our work or formally terminate our contracts kyle has deactivated the noble gg twitter account i'm missing a month of salaries with all my work samples yeah uh and this surprised nobody and the ceo released a statement saying it was a mix-up he said paypal was confusing and it was a mix-up he was a misinput that he forgot to pay a lot of people for a lot of months oopsies and i believe still hasn't paid them so [Laughter] so it'd be good ftc players got the mix-ups uh yeah just a huge fail uh on again these these kind of like shady smaller time single person funded esports organizations that basically exist for them to feel like uh powerful and they basically it's like the organization that had mutual king for a while mvg it was just a guy's house you know that like was putting money into it and uh there was no income there was no actual business and so uh the only good one's connor esports which is a tier one i think it's connery sports than a hundred thieves cloud nineteen like those are the big four so outside of that though um so big fail that that side and if you're gonna pay if you're gonna pay one group of people on your staff probably the social media team is a good one because you're trying to cover up oh moist esports i'm sorry moist esports of course legendary moist esports um yeah it's hard to hide your transgressions when your own uh digital mouthpiece is uh is not being paid um speaking of not being paid 2 000 employees of peloton i'm sorry 3 000 employees of peloton are not being paid peloton fired its uh well replaced it it replaced its ceo but it fired its employees functional word difference uh 3 000 employees have been fired from peloton as the once surging company appears to be in free fall and near collapse i believe that's uh how do you say that a little bit of uh exaggeration uh the ceo by the way walked with like 100 million dollars so i guess you can't really count as fire i guess he was replaced the ceo did a bad job but he walked away with 100 million dollars in stock sales the employees were all fired and got nothing um uh which is unfortunate and uh the company is now uniquely positioned i believe to be acquired and the sharks are circling big targets apple amazon and nike all of which i believe are in early talks considerations sort of circling the uh circling the wagons here to see if they can acquire peloton um all of which could probably make it uh fit their brand pretty well this is going to be the year of acquisitions not just in the world of gaming almost certainly almost all major industries are going to see some acquisitions because the era of the free money which is the last two years has allowed them to build up and then the era of rising interest rates coming up is going to cause a lot of companies to see uh less access to cheap cheap dollars and lowering stock prices and so they're gonna get bought up real real quick by the the ones that actually have uh huge bank rolls so exciting uh interesting times could also be dangerous or scary times depending on your views on monopoly but uh we'll see anyway uh peloton coming to xbox game microsoft thinking about it dude microsoft connect 2.0 peloton on the game pass that's actually funny [ __ ] funny i'm going to steal that tweet i'm going to steal that tweet oh my god i'm going to steal that sweet i'm yoinking i'm joining it no wait damn it please don't you like our labor or how about you um who made the original message no i need like a news article saying like companies are thinking about acquisitions nah i'm not gonna make it it's not it's not clean enough i need an article that says like peloton in talks for a buyout and then i can quote tweet that and say it's coming to xbox game pass but i don't have it and if i don't have that then it's not a perfect tweet so you can make the tweet and i'll be happy to retweet it king good for you um speaking of tweets this week was good this tweet was good the ceo right now [Laughter] uh if you guys remember that pelton commercial that was pretty fire although he's walking with 100 million so he's not too uh too unhappy um yeah peloton in trouble i think apple apple nike or amazon will acquire is my is my bet here i think of the three of the three nike's the best fit it'd be dope if it was nike they have a little bit less money than or two but nike would be the best fit um amazon is probably the most likely for talking just bankroll although i think um they've sort of struggled with luxury amazon's really good at mass market but when they try to do luxury stuff people don't really seem to believe it they don't seem to buy it they're not they're not very good at like high-end small amounts of things um that have huge prices and huge margins do people actually believe in peloton uh no i mean the business is not doing as well uh people are just not using it as much they don't want to pay 40 bucks a month in general but also the the market for high-end rich people items is better than ever the market is sort of split into uh the middle class has been hauled out and stuff that's good for like luxury items gucci is selling better than ever you know all of your ads are doing better and so peloton does have an audience amongst people that don't care about what things cost but the harder part is getting people to use a consistent workout regime which humans just don't do in general human beings generally get excited about workout they buy something or they buy a trainer or they buy a gym membership and then they quit and that just happens no matter what no matter how rich or poor you are yeah dollar tree and tiffany yeah and so um so we'll see where it goes from there we'll see where it goes from there but i i'm not um i don't think they're dead they got a solid brand it's hard to kill a solid brand um okay let me so uh last week we talked about facebook and how it's having a rough time uh i found this chart which is interesting i want to give another fail to facebook in 2012 94 of teenagers used facebook this past year was down to 27 that is a catastrophic fall in less than 10 years that is a massive massive massive massive collapse that is a complete brand destruction uh 27 is more than i would think yeah i mean it's the most popular social media in the world and teenagers are completely abandoned so they're literally entirely boomers and uh and it's going down from here and i think i'm worried well no i'm not personally worried but i think they should be worried because it's now trickling into instagram instagram was sort of their safes bet where facebook was um you know facebook they could lose the youth as long as they had instagram but instagram users are now pivoting tick tock in a massive way tick tock is destroying instagram on weekly usage metrics and even if people use instagram and tick tock both they use x more tick-tock they use for like hours and instagram they use for minutes so it's it's uh it's bad news it's bad news over at facebook and if the metaverse pivot doesn't pay off soon it's going to be a really rough uh next five six years but that being said there this is yeah people are making a good point in the comments that uh oh also this is worth mentioning wait uh so um this is this is crazy i didn't get to mention this in uh last week's because it came after and this came yesterday um but speaking of facebook we have to follow up because there's still a ton of facebook stories and the big one is that europe is making new privacy rules okay they are making new privacy rules they're enforcing on all companies where basically if they're keeping um information on european users of social media they need to keep it on european servers and facebook's response was to threaten to pull facebook and instagram over all of europe they said if we can't keep all this data on our servers in america we're gonna get rid of the service and like this isn't this is not a real threat nobody is buying this uh europe almost collectively celebrated dude everyone is super excited can you imagine a world first of all the thing that would happen immediately is one simple moment of peace okay there would be one glorious moment when they're gone where things are like wow this is peaceful in europe wow thank god breath of fresh air and then immediately after that there would be a european facebook created by some european startup and a european instagram creator by some european startup and those would blow up and all the money would go to europe that's it that that's what would happen is a european copycat would emerge immediately blow up make a ton of money and then there would be european jobs so there is no threat here there would there's literally no threat here facebook has no leverage this is the most [ __ ] thing they could do and they won't do it of course they won't do it they're gonna lose a third of their revenue in an already declining market they'd be [ __ ] they're gonna cave they're just trying not to do this they're trying to do whatever they can to scare the regulators from um making this rule we'll see what it works i doubt it i very much doubt it is this big though yeah but it doesn't matter if they pulled it there would be a replacement within the week you know it just the the human need is there where they get it from doesn't really matter fortnite exploits yaga fire so fair to that god damn it you see my block i dropped you if you guys don't know i actually hold the camera up with my feet the whole time feet reveal clip it oh yeah and then also i mean not that it matters not that it matters but um not that it not that it matters not that it you know not not a big deal not that i care not nothing i'm but you know it might be worth mentioning at least to the chat at least um uh we'll see how long that lasts i'm sure they'll bounce back um dude they could not have picked for this article i mean he doesn't have a lot of flattering pictures but this one's haunting zuckerberg i've never seen them put like a smiling zuckerberg in an article every facebook article i've ever seen always shows zuck like [ __ ] thousand yard robots there [Laughter] he [ __ ] like he's about to cry in every photo with no smiles have you seen him smile we could find a smiling mark zuckerberg smiling mark zuckerberg look at this i'm not saying this is the greatest photo of vault okay i googled smiling mark zuckerberg and i got this photo first right here which might be worse he's got some sharp ass canines dude i think he's about to [ __ ] he's also in court um that's this is the this is the first photo of him smiling not great and then right in the top row was this [Laughter] for smiling mark zuckerberg he doesn't smile that much i'll be honest with you he doesn't smile that much he does love the senate though he loves being in front of the senate um yeah if he stepped down you know oh my god honestly if zuckerberg had stepped down five years ago giving it to maybe even the uh what was it if kevin system whatever the guy that instagram guy oh that'd be that would have been crazy they focused on instagram they had grown from there they hadn't made a stupid metaverse pivot that company could be juiced but instead they have not um all right uh wins and fails i think i only have like one more oh yeah [Laughter] okay never mind i i have a i have a fail and the fail is me the fail is me this is not this is an extra one this is a fail the fail is me because i have recently realized that i've been wasting my life okay i've been wasting my life because i found the twitter account the art of purpose for fellow sigma males who want to change their [ __ ] world the art of purpose and it gave me a [ __ ] wake-up call by the age of 30 your circle of friends should be talking about their favorite books and podcasts rather than their favorite shows on netflix and i was like damn dude [ __ ] damn [ __ ] real dude yes this is what i needed to hear [ __ ] yes dude from napoleon brad pitt [Laughter] this is who i want to be napoleon brad pitt and that's why i need to stop talking about [ __ ] netflix shows and video games on a twitch stream and start talking about books and podcasts there's gotta be an nfd i am the millionaire educator turning twitter into my personal art gallery wow wow wow wow wow the single greatest life hack to becoming wealthy is accepting personal responsibility he tweeted it 13 hours ago and then retweeted it within the same day i love that i love that this is so powerful don't rely on the strength of your love to sustain your marriage instead invest in the strength of your marriage and let it sustain your love [ __ ] yes dude i'm gonna tell ari this tonight the year is 2032. you no longer live paycheck to check your six-figure business pays the bills and allows you to work from the comfort of your home multiple streams of income allow you to get off the grid away from the rat race you're living life in your own terms sovereign never met anyway yeah this is a [ __ ] homeschool your children um this guy is all about um saying whatever um gets uh aimless uh late teens early 20s mostly men who are worried about their place in the world to feel pumped up so they'll buy his course in case you're wondering guess you're wondering and i'm all for it okay which is why i bought 10 copies of the course and i'm gonna take them all myself the account is me after my dogecoin goes to the moon uh let me give an actual uh final uh this is not a win nor a fail it was actually going to be a topic of a full marketing monday but unfortunately we don't have time this week and we don't have time next week because of super bowl so i'm just going to talk about it we're just going to talk about it and we'll end with that um and that is actually this can be a win i'm just going to do i'm going to do a win even though i think it's kind of goofy um and that is the man who has won the creator economy thus far mr beast launching his own line of chocolate bars from a company called feastables mr bean himself launched his own line of chocolate bars and i gotta say the website is is a trip okay uh uh the one million dollar cash emoji sweet fix exactly more bars plus more tickets equals win-win all the things you could win simple and religious mr b's thumbnail face choose your fighter feast like a beast weird 90s aesthetic um cocoa beans lol 5 stars from chris loading like win law repeat yes yes no this is real this is not this is not um this is not fake this is a real so basically the larger topic that i want to talk about is that um especially in the last six months but this has been going on for a while creators are starting to come to grips with how much money they can make creating their own products rather than just promoting someone else's creators have already been a source of um excellent advertising for for products and they have been you know taking sponsored ad reads by the way unrelated i love my factor smoothie i just had one before stream i worked out today and had a factor smoothie thank you again factor for being a supporter of the stream totally unlimited though creators are are figuring that out but the next level is owning a hundred percent of the product and so mr beast having the largest audience is jumping in in a major way now chocolate is a very high margin product it's very cheap to make chocolate you can make this box for for pennies and sell them for many dollars and so getting to own the brand and deliver it directly to consumer on the internet is kind of genius and the amount of money he's gonna make from it is astronomical so the more you feast the more you help it's um this is uh i found out that this feast of website was designed by a person who's uh pretty much um an expert on these online direct to consumer products the kind you see on instagram ads and he's included every trick in the book on this one not saying it's necessarily a trick i think mr beast is selling chocolate that's probably good at a price that's fair so i'm not i'm not knocking it i just think this website which he didn't work on is particularly funny which has like um you know there's like a charitable cause to it you know but it's probably not a huge percentage of the income um mr beast and feastables officially hang boomer chocolate out to dry puts the yum in yummy um i i didn't know boomer chocolate was dead this is terrible and then you can text 69 420 for randomness inquiries or support i don't know the whole thing kind of was off-putting to me the website i just found kind of cringed i'll be honest with you um but but uh i can not deny the business success nor the i the good idea again uh he could take a hershey's deal right and and chill for hershey's on his stream or he can make way more money and just own the whole full stack product which is what more and more creators are realizing they can do it's becoming more and more powerful so it's it's interesting it's a sign of the times and uh whether this is you know a cringey website or not doesn't really matter it's it's an impressive business idea and we'll see how it plays out i think he's gonna make an absolute mint um and on the same page i just want to lock this out so the former rivals ksi and logan paul have now teamed up to launch their own gatorade competitor called prime so instead of fighting they are now uh talking about how prime is greater than gatorade and they can openly say it and the thing is here's the deal as big as gatorade's marketing budget is uh the world is changing people aren't watching ads as much people are are watching uh direct consumer stuff and they're spending way more time with their favorite social media stars or their favorite creators and so that gives them a unique amount of power and leverage and very likely there is a world where a scared old business old money business like a gatorade or a hershey's just buys this out rather than trying to compete with it there is a very real chance they can sell prime for hundreds of millions of dollars to an established business the same way that the rock is setting himself up for a multi-billion dollar acquisition of him and uh his terramona tequila wait i need a picture here's a good one oh you're looking good dwayne yeah this is this is about to sell for a lot of money in fact it's very likely in this new crater economy that the rock is going to make more money from creating and shilling at tequila than everything else in his entire career combined i'm talking about through nfl through wrestling through every movie he's ever made combine it all and it will be less than he's gonna make from selling this tequila and it's not even close based on the metrics um he's not a billionaire currently and george clooney who sold about a sixth of the amount of tequila that he has sold with his cost amigos sold it for a billion dollars this is going to sell for multi billions this is going to be the rock's greatest financial achievement despite having number one movies for years not in the nfl i'm sorry please play football yeah that was another football college football sorry um and when you think of the scale of that you start to realize why creators are getting into this this is where the real money is again i mean owning the products has always been uh the way to make money you find something you make it for a lower cost and sell it for a higher cost and then sell a bunch of them and that adds up to way way way way more than almost anything you can do and so um this is where things are headed prepare to see a lot more stuff like this you know there's already been some i think who who's the creator that launched the coffee company was the jackson guy jax i think i was ahead of it i think um but um yeah there's there's a lot of um there's a lot of this stuff happening and if they can get it to work they're gonna make significantly more than they ever made as a creator just by using the power of their ability to connect directly to users it's very hard to get that you you can't really buy it um or you can but it's very very expensive so and to buy it authentically is even harder you know for example if um you know you could pay the rock to be in your commercial for a lot of money but you can't get the rock to go on his instagram and chill for your tequila every single day day after day put it organically into all of his posts talk about it in every interview talk about it in a rap song you know what i'm saying you can't get that rock has that power and he can only do it for his own stuff he can only be authentically happy about it because he's going to make the most money from it and so that's where things are changing and so i found it i found it very interesting when i saw um mr beast and i saw this ksi logan paul thing i wonder if i can find the video um let's see if there you can find it right here anyway there it is kay saw logan paul doing prime and uh if they say that it's better than gatorade you know there's a bunch of impressionable youth are going to be like yeah [ __ ] gatorade and then gator is going to get scared and they might spend a lot of money to acquire this and keep it off the market um ksi's short as [ __ ] i mean is that what your takeaway is he's tall you know how is that legal because we don't enforce monopoly loss in this country um what most of that promo and what they sell yeah it doesn't matter they're taking off the market because if prime starts taking market share even a percent from gatorade it would be worth it for them to spend you know millions to buy it out and end the competition they don't promote it anymore because there's no competition like milk with happy dad soldier exactly exactly exactly so look out for this this is sort of where i think it's all heading and that's why i need to come up with a product huh but i don't have one what am i gonna sell hey listen listen chat no i'm not gonna sell glizzies did you guys buy them golden i was going to say golden grahams but my box of golden rams is not in the room my god if i could make my own golden graham cereal i would sell that um man i bet you guys want to buy some day old chipotle guacamole unused huh this is where it's at day old chipotle guac this is the game changer that looks rancid it's not it's not rancid it's only one it's not not only one day old my god [Laughter] doesn't even smell by the time it ships to you it might but that's the flavor we keep it we package it we seal it imagine it's this picture but it's me holding rancid guacamole uh anyway that's the i i is there any other examples of because i i might have missed a lot of these you know the one i thought was most scammy was the um david dobrik puzzle which i thought was like incredibly scammy because they only paid out like a few million in prizes and made 30 million dollars selling those [ __ ] puzzles so it was like completely mismatched um uh aviation gin is a great example i'm thinking of non-celebrity i'm thinking of more creators like online creators because celebrities started to realize this a little earlier creators are sort of following the celebrity pact again in the world of celebrities there are fewer movies and and um like mid-level movies being made it's either blockbusters like marvel movies or or indie films and so they're transitioning to other forms of revenue and in the past few years they've gotten into creating their own businesses um valkyries reflect okay that's not come on come on pewdiepie as a clothing brand interesting cybermen have their own vodka i wonder what it is about um i think food and vodka not food and food and alcohol have been the primary um industries that creators are getting into i don't know if it's because they're easy to shill or because they're easy to create i have to look more into it but it's definitely obviously merch was the first merch is the original but merge is a little different it's harder to scale merch um but but um but definitely a beast burger beast burger's an amazing example bees burger is gonna make i mean it's already making a ton of money and they they might be able to sell that for again more than mr beast has made even on youtube is that why ludwig's making bidets has he announced that uh gamer girl bathwater does not count simon have a fast food chain yeah i mean the biggest ones are all getting into it um everybody wants food if you want alcohol yeah i think it's just broad i think if you have a massive audience you can sort of all get them to try something it's also easy to try like if you launched your own car or something it's a huge investment to get into but if you launch food or alcohol it's like easy to just try it and all food and alcohol you know assuming you didn't [ __ ] up the process is gonna be fine it might not be excellent but it's fine and so the brand matters more more than ever no i'm not going to sell a hot dog car line is selling a screwdriver that's crazy god damn it i'm gonna sell a [ __ ] camera holder don't say ow i didn't hurt you no you weren't physically dropped all right you guys fell on some stairs if anyone asked you guys fell upstairs if anyone asks your streamer didn't hurt you you fell down some stairs um anyway that's what i want to talk about i don't know there's any other ones we can talk about but that's basically what's beyond my wins and failed i just want to discuss it because i thought it was really interesting hey thank you for the uh host uh ninja willow training in the two months kane's thing for the two months grizz and cheese david the prime corp thing with 16 months um oh oh [ __ ] wait one final win one final win one final win oh my god i almost missed this the finale of the wins uh was uh was this boom pokey mane staying on twitch not too surprising but good for twitch they were able to lock down pokemon because that would have been a big loss big luck i mean i think she's kept their entire eight-plus year career of streaming all on twitch she is one of the de facto if not the face of the platform to the broader public and uh is giving away a free tesla so you can't you can't beat that um yeah i think what i said in my prediction was that um it would be very very uh risky for twitch to let her go and i watched some of her announcement today um i couldn't catch all of it but she said i wish i could find the clip actually give me one second i might i might be able to find the clip because it was one subtle line but i think it confirmed exactly what i've been saying let's see signing with twitch allows me to still have a presence on all platforms like i don't feel restrained in any way but if i were to have signed with youtube then um i would basically have no presence on twitch anymore a facebook mixer etc type of deal because i just enjoy content creation a bit too much and i think the two most viable platforms currently are twitch and youtube which then brings or begs the question why would i choose twitch over youtube big question so chat why do you guys think i did that chat why do you think she did that huh i'm curious like if you guys were in my position do you choose money nope so the last time that i signed with the platform i think i mentioned this i went with twitch even though twitch offered me less money than other platforms this time around i was pretty happy with my twitch deal and i appreciate them for that there that's it that's the line like i said twitch sort of realizes if they lose pokemane it's a big deal so unlike last time where they felt um you know a little more cavalry sort of like what they would love this last time when they're like okay we're not gonna match the payment you know uh they sort of realized letting pokey go would be bad news and so i think they pull out the checkbook no i'm not saying that um they offered more than youtube maybe they didn't but they certainly offered more than they previously would have um and i think it was a pretty significant increase so um yeah that's all she talked about money the rest of the stream was about how you know she likes the culture and i believe that's all true i think she probably does like the culture and i think she also had a really honest statement about how she'd rather be a big fish in a smaller pond because twitch is a smaller pond than youtube then be a slightly bigger fish in a massive ocean of youtube where you feel it kind of lost it's pretty honest statement people don't rarely people usually don't admit that i thought that was interesting but but but more specifically i think that line tells it all where twitch was more generous this time around twitch pulled the paycheck and i think they realized how important it was they kept pokeman from a pr standpoint from a branding standpoint i think losing loading poke back to back would be terrible so so big win to poke for getting the bag um and making it one of the longest standing careers in twitch streaming literally one of the longest lasting uh top-tier brand safe streamers out there uh it's gotta be impressive from a crater standpoint and uh and we'll see if twitch either matches this going forward or shelled out for pokemon so they stop paying for everybody else you might see more people leaving because all the budget went to pokemon uh so we'll see we will see uh sort of the king of twitch i think of a certain type of twitch maybe like the llc type twitch you could say that although miss gif might have had this slot now um purple cliff moved to youtube and has like triple the viewers and live streams insane again youtube has a massive audience it just has a little bit different of a culture and so i think her point stands um but i think they're both viable platforms you should try to get the bag really i think if you're a creator of that size you should try to get the bag because uh it's sometimes it's i don't know it's rare for there to be much competition um in the digital space usually it reduces down to monopoly pretty quickly and then you can't bid against each other for a better profit so like one if twitch wins or youtube wins they're just not gonna offer you any money so for now it's good to get the money are you gonna play seafood yeah i just don't know what i'm gonna do it if youtube offered you one million flat to switch would you take it bro one billion maybe okay sorry uh i need a little more than that i'm going to pay everybody to park a seal you think this shirt was cheap okay you think when i'm shopping at high-end places like tarjay i'm gonna go there with a [ __ ] a basic ass million i need more money no it's not target it's target it's french it's fancy okay uh anyway across the pokemon that's the end of the win |
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out you you can't believe that you think that's unbelievable that's that's unfathomable oh league of legends arcane is tonight [ __ ] [Music] i found out my friend was a secret fan of yours too great moment how did that come up explain to me the conversation where you found out that someone else was a secret fan of mine did you just drop a random glizzy hands reference and they go wait a minute oh are you guys both eating hot dogs i said i was big invest into atricoin in response to a real question about your investments or what did someone say yeah i'm investing in i don't know uh ge stock what are you doing oh i've got a lot of atricoin should last me for until retirement got a big story of atricorn thoughts in the new animal crossing update great question for me man who has never played animal crossing once in his life uh i think it was good i think it was powerful i'm so glad they finally added the ability to have graphic sex with tom nook yeah that that i think that was a brave choice by nintendo and uh and a needed one a needed one finally the game is you know reaching a wider audience and they're not just telling this this sanitized story okay tom nook [ __ ] too and we all needed to know that um i was at a party the other day and we were talking about streamers and my friend mentioned hrock unprompted and lost it damn dude now i know i've made it i'm party convo by the way that works for any part of your at if you're at any party bring up bring up a truck drop my name okay see how the conversation twists um oh you know what though billy this might be something i should have mentioned i did take some of the stream money i've made and pay a series of teen and college age actors to go to parties and name drop me as sort of viral guerrilla marketing so it probably wasn't that but i did pay about a thousand people to go do that um just to help get the word out there you know that's big great marketing don't call me big glizz god damn it atrialk that's the name you could call me not even brandon i prefer big glee's to braid then i will say that yeah i hate when people call me brandon so you don't know me lizzy mcguire okay that one's at least funny all right uh patrick.patrick they've been three months payton thank you for the four hey can we talk about this real quick can we can can i finally bring up um look at this look this is an hour ago oh that's an hour ago that's youtube thank god oh my god if i was on one other time i would have leaked my entire [ __ ] holy moly thank god i decided to check on that new video he was talking about because if i had been one other tab i would have leaked every single asset that i own and the amount oh my god that was close uh let's sorry let me fix this there it is huh huh you know one day ago was it one day no two days ago i said i thought it was very convenient that elon musk was tweeting about selling some stock to maybe pay for um solving world hunger and i was like you know that's the sort of thing when you say it that early and you specify selling stock that sort of implies that you think your stock's a little overvalued right now and you're trying to sell at the top without causing a panic that's what i thought listen i'm not saying he might not do good with the money but what i'm saying is it's convenient it's very convenient to talk about i will sell stock for this it's a specific way to say it that implies that you want everyone to know that you're only selling for this reason and not because you think the stock is a little too high and b when that fell through all of a sudden today he comes out with an entirely new reason to propose selling ten percent of his tesla stock because unrealized gains are a means of tax avoidance so i was like is that the only reason elon you've been really anti-tax in the past but now as a charitable king you want to sell 10 of your stock just so you can pay your fair share of taxes that's interesting that's so interesting because you just moved your whole [ __ ] company to austin to avoid taxes so i'm just i'm a little i'm a little uh pardon me for being a little disbelieving that you just suddenly had to change a heart and that's why you want to sell 10 percent each other's luck as it nears record highs by the way by the way the gains that tesla stock has made in the past 28 days are the highest of any company in 28 days ever it is the highest gain that any company has ever made in the history of capitalism in 28 days now maybe in the past 28 days tesla has so fundamentally altered their business plan that they are for some reason worth 400 to 500 billion dollars more again the market capitalization of a mcdonald's plus a nike for some reason tesla is worth a mcdonald's and a nike more than they were 28 days ago maybe maybe you believe that i personally don't and so i think elon musk also realizes he's not worth the mcdonald's and nike more and probably wants to sell at the top and i think he's trying to figure out how he can do that so we can lock in some of his billions that's my estimation i have nothing really extra to say on it but i thought that was very interesting i like the fact that he followed it up right after i said it was suspicious and everyone was like no bro he just wants to solve world hunger you're a piece of [ __ ] and i was like all right hey whoa relax and now the world hunger thing fell through he comes back with another reason another reason should we short tesla never short test let's like never start a land war in russia never short tesla because right after i say this it's going to go tomorrow to six trillion dollars it'll be worth more than six apples you never short tesla that's the [ __ ] rule you just get pissed uh it makes no sense eventually it will crash but only after every single short has been burned and no one makes any money that is what i've realized the second we all stopped shorting and we're like fine i guess it's just worth it that's what it's going to crash until then you're going to short it it's going to keep spiking and then eventually you'll get [ __ ] hey psychic thank you for the um thank you for the eight months second you should never have been banned in the first place but we'll talk about it when we get to the reddit uh we have to pick an order here chad i have three things to do today and i have to do them all before i leave for my flight tonight at 6 00 p.m that means we have four and a half hours we have to do best tweets we have to do reddit and we have to do the hitman elusive target we have to do all three my fight doesn't look like 7 30 so i'm gonna i'm gonna like wrap up at six hitman reddit hmm there's a lot of things a lot of things i think we can open with the reddit hmm people really want hit man huh i guess hitman's fine let's is lincus is link is here reddit is heat today i think i think the red it's gonna be fire today i think we got a bunch of great stuff on the reddit so i really wanna do the reddit but we can sort of build into the writer we can do a hitman first and then go to the reddit um and then end with twitter i have all the tweets ready so we're actually ready to go today's gonna be a [ __ ] fuego day i'm pretty pretty uh no lincus [Music] let me see if i can message lincols blinkist link lincus seven when we go to wait what's that song i can't play it cause phineas girl get mad at me playing copyrighted music what's that song friends forever as we go on something something you guys know what i'm talking about graduation by vitamin c is that it did i make it this month made it where the song from 21 jump street well it's not i mean yeah it's from that but that's that's not the source uh best tweets oh did you you should have uh i'm not sure because people have to submit yours in the discord i mean the sweet baby ray is that your one you're thinking of well i could bring it up all right you know what here's what we're gonna do we're gonna start with elusive target because i can't get ahold of lincus unless he has lincoln stream today yo now he's gone he hasn't and he won't i think we knock out elusive target and then we jump right over i'm gonna switch the order in my title elusive target reddit recap because uh if i don't get elusive target done it's this is the last day a tarot day of the 19 months what's it listed target oh you want to know what it means the target is oh i'm sorry did one of you ask that simple question about what an elusive target is mayhaps well let me tell you i am the man to explain it an elusive target oh what a glorious question a question whose answer is as elusive as the target itself well let me jump into it for you ladies and gentlemen let's explain what an elusive target is for your prying eyes an elusive target uh welcome to hitman 3 welcome back to hitman 3 as i said i made a solemn vow after i achieved the rare quadra threat world record season one season two season three and trilogy master difficulty suit only sound assassin at the same time i retired from hitman speedrunning having placed my name comfortably in the history books i am now simply a casual player who returns now and then for the fabled elusive targets now they're one of the coolest things that hitman has ever added and if you've never heard about them allow me to explain them to you for what is possibly the first time um every few weeks for a very limited period of time an elusive target will show up in the hitman menu it's an entirely new target that only exists in this time frame once the time frame is over you can never try to kill them again this one target sully bowden is uh our target today now a few things are different from a normal hitman mission number one you cannot use instinct to see through walls and find out where your target is so you need to study the briefing video closely to find out their patterns what they look like and where they are so you can find them in the world secondly and most importantly if you complete any of the objectives an elusive target including killing the target your mission is locked in you cannot save you cannot quit you cannot restart you only get one attempt at an elusive target okay as we saw last elusive target i picked up a document that was one of the objectives and i was locked in and so when i got gunned down in my prime it was over i was locked out i was unable complete it the only way to complete it is to buy a new copy of the game for what amounts to 60 plus dollars which i have done in the past but will not do today so if i fail today that's it permanently on my permanent record failed so what we're going to do is we're going to watch this briefing we're going to study sully bowden we're going to make a plan of items and and trinkets that we want to bring to try and tackle this problem we're gonna scout out the map and we're gonna attempt to kill him um with only one attempt let's sixty dollars yeah six dollars uh let's watch it all right people g people g we need you to study study try to find a way in to kill him good evening 47 your target is sully the crusher boden a former middleweight champion known for his short temper and sudden bouts of rage he has always been attacking he's a boxer unpredictable and unruly in the ring he finally crossed the line when he killed an opponent during a match damn he showed no signs of remorse and was found guilty of first-degree manslaughter however he managed to flee the country and is that a way to get off a murder charge making a living setting up illegal fight matches that are closer to death matches okay this guy's kind of a badass he's not a good guy but he's kind of a badass have reached out to us for closure and after an extensive search we've tracked him down in chongqing they want channel to him what was done to their son an eye for an i-47 am i gonna box him to death i wonder if i'd get in the ring with him that'd be crazy okay so we have to kill sully bowden a murderous boxer my question was all right he only got a manslaughter charge for killing someone in the ring is that how it works like if i walk up to jake paul on the street and i beat the [ __ ] out of him which i could do okay assume i'm a little stronger and i walk up and i beat [ __ ] at him and i kill him i get a murder charge but if i go in the ring and i kill him i don't get a murder charge is that how it works it wow that's so devious you guys are all lawyers too right chat so your word is bond and it is law and if chat says yep [ __ ] that'll hold up in front of a judge your honor but i present to you evidence a a screenshot of all the yep [ __ ] i got in chat when i asked if i would only get a manslaughter charge for this jake paul's blood is not on my conscience all right cool great all right so we have to kill this boxer in chongqing um we can use a disguise that's not a problem again uh there's no suit only reward in elusive targets so disguises are fine but we are going for silent assassin which means our target cannot see us guards cannot see us we can't be caught doing anything illegal the kill must be seen as an accident which is very difficult and i have one extra rule i placed on myself i don't use the clown fart or the psycher one which i think makes elusive targets a little too easy so i tend to beat this without that um here the ipad woman this could take a while uh so i'll bring a tranquilizer and we're just gonna jump in first i think i'll bring a tranquilizer i'll bring um probably some muffins for the fans no i'll bring a poison vial is what i'll do tranquil poison vial is the classic it's all you really need and we'll smuggle in a gun somewhere side alley we'll put it we'll put a gun in here our red trinity okay tranquilizer lethal syringe gun we'll start here it's a good beginning and basically what i want to do is you're allowed to restart before you've done anything it allows you to scout the map so what i'm going to do phase one is i'm going to try to scout out his pattern and sort of see how this boxer lives his life finding the avenues to kill him you know does he eat any food does he um is he ever alone that's the kind of thing all right so we're gonna figure that out and hopefully not uh break any rules and then we can reset get the right items and try to attack him um because once we actually make the kill we're locked in permanently that is the run there is no way to reset or change except for one thing you can do which is be a huge [ __ ] and all to four like every single youtube comment i got in the last video i don't do that i don't alt f4 so stop telling me in the comments instruct did you know you can just alt f4 and cheat yeah did you know in cs go you can just download a [ __ ] aimbot is that fun for you no i play by the rules so i just had to say that because i got like four million comments like uh just alt f4 it's the way to do it all right let's go um oh we watched it all right we're gonna go let's begin final reminder elusive target we'll have a little bit of time to do this if you die you can't retry it um once you've completed it you can't retry it if you've done any objectives you can't retry it you can't save your game and other reasons may cause you to fail let's go you restart multiple times yeah you can restart there's nothing against the rules with restarting before you've done anything that's scouting the map it literally is baked into the game sully the crusher bowden but also foreign and taking illegal bets the event takes place tomorrow night so this is a perfect opportunity to get close johnny so yeah like i said usually your target's outlined in red but in this game it's not so i have to find out where the [ __ ] this guy's doing illegal fights but i chose this disguise because it's pretty good this disguise is like pretty high level so i should be oh okay okay oh whoa whoa whoa buddy but at least it doesn't keep me in bed anymore when it's acting up oh my god he tried passed out what the [ __ ] happened to him i'll take this cowboy i'm starting the freakiest accident you would not believe all right i'll grab a soda can oh it's a mirror who the [ __ ] that what a chad oh my god and that's why i always enjoy a cool dr pop when i'm out killing pop what the [ __ ] the hell that was oh my god she's going to check that out all right let's walk outside excuse me [Music] this isn't a waiting room okay so i have no idea the problem is i have no [ __ ] idea where my target is this map is so huge it could be anywhere where would you set up illegal fights maybe here actually maybe here maybe down here check down here first and then i'll check over there in a boxing ring okay but there's no nothing on here is called boxing ring do you understand that i just think arcade karaoke bar maybe i thought it would be right here actually but there's no this is just homeless people which is just sad you know not really not really my job as a hitman to harass the homeless but i will steal this guy's one coin that's harassing it's just i need it more than he does i need it more than you do i'll see this guy's apple too okay easy clap gains [Laughter] check the ngm grand yeah i forgot there was a labeled mgm grand fighting ring uh i'll check the arcade because i know that the arcade has um that street area next to it with the chain link fence which is where i think okay well there's a lot of enforcers too which already tells me that i'm maybe on the right track sir you should go back the way you came okay [Music] okay so what i need to do is do this crowbar right now we're just trying to find sully so i can learn his pattern flowing in yeah but it creeps me out how they're different you guys let me through right yeah i'd say they're different look at this knife all right i've looted the is that him wait is that him no that's not him are you guys going to let me through yeah god damn it let me through piece of [ __ ] i'll check this out everybody look okay okay all right okay all right okay hey you guys know some [ __ ] you guys know some [ __ ] i like that i like that about you how about this apple though is that uh-huh look look turn and look hey i'm just fooling i'm just joshing i'm just josh and you guys know how i do i just josh all right we're gonna go up this way as we go on friends forever okay does this wait this is where i started [Laughter] okay all right all right cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool hey that's good listen but now i'm back uh-huh wait we found him but i'm gonna get seen turn it up turn it up turn it up turn it i can't hear him i don't know i need to [ __ ] listen to his [ __ ] [ __ ] all right we found our target sully bowden and now the clown presses in for the kill now get back to work understood boss okay he's got two enforcing guards enforcers mean they have the white dot over their head and they'll recognize me how am i gonna get you alone huh he's got one enforcing guard and that guy's just a pain in the ass okay i need that guy's disguise how do i get that with this cowboy bus okay go look go look go look go look hey that ain't funny holy [ __ ] hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry oh yes oh baby hey i'm that guy i am that guy i look the same hey remember me i'm that guy i don't know where the other guy went but i'm that guy okay good okay i got the right now i need to fall get this cowboy bus back this cowboy bus is gonna be the key to victory oh you in force too piece of [ __ ] how come everybody [ __ ] enforces oh it's so annoying okay hey why don't you look look over here wait what did you see in medical science today propane oh propane oh propane is always a good way to get a kill okay just kill everyone no i'm trying to get silent assassin do you understand i'm gonna give him the propane for his boxing crimes what does his water pump do oh you're investigating it oh relax is that sully wait is that sully the crusher that is him okay okay well he walks through a lot of puddles i'm noticing if someone walks through a puddle in this game you can electrocute them okay this is him what does he do what is his plan he's here at the arcade what does he do what is his day-to-day a car battery yeah if i could put a car battery or i can get him alone next to this propane i got him dead dead of rights why does this bodyguard not follow him you again already need more no you can't feel anything wait what my money back is he buying drugs i can stay at work getting used to that maybe you should quit don't be [ __ ] smart just give me my money back or i will make your pretty little face one big bloated picasso painting with paint about beating women that's crazy but i will pay you back i didn't think you would stick around for this i like that every at least parker has custom dialogue the money is back in my apartment i'll mail you when i've got it just away from me by the laundromat don't let me down laundromat he's doing a money pickup by the laundromat this could be oh oh oh oh oh oh oh relax oh everybody relax everybody relax all right now he's going this way so i noticed he is alone from his bodyguard at that meeting okay and it goes here okay okay i just need to follow these two oh i could probably wait i could probably oh wait [ __ ] do you think i could have grabbed that guy right there wait [ __ ] it was one iota too slow i think i could have grabbed this wait wait wait i can still do it oh hey oh wait i think i i think i got his bodyguard i don't know just keep me i'm gonna go check it out bro i think i got his bodyguard alone cowboy west anyone there when he turns around i just get him when he turns around just get him [ __ ] oh there goes your bodyguard oh there goes your bodyguard buddy got his gun too i give me the propane okay so he's alone now wait he's alone now but he's actually alone now wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh i just don't want to get seen bro i mean it's not is there's this one guy but no one can see me i think i could just jab him with the lethal syringe and i'm good i literally think i can jab him [ __ ] restart okay who saw me who saw me oh okay okay okay okay okay okay thank no no we're good we're good as long as you hit escape uh when it flashes red before he hasn't died yet when he dies you're locked up but he hasn't died yet it takes a while for the poison to kick in okay ah [ __ ] what did we do wrong damn that was such a good start all right restart restart research save tranq the dude to the left i don't think i don't think the dude left saw me is currently setting up one of his street fight events riley hang up his yeah we can follow him to the laundromat as well but he was alone there i don't think i don't know who saw me have to check again give me this give me this i think propane from a distance would have been better but it's fine um give me this do you does this guy notice me if i walk out this door really you think that is sally aka the crusher there will be middleweight champion with a taste for sweat punch and [ __ ] knock him to the floor can i just like forgot to look in the mirror like can i just track both these guys and then knock that guy out and then no i have one track okay you know what i should do wait i know what i should do we should get rid of this guy oh wait did the guy in the building see me what the hell are you doing i'm sorry wait what about this what if i peekaboo him like this who's gonna go please stand back i'll check it out oh yeah yeah go back to boxing go back to boxing who somebody's making trouble knocking people out come on wait actually this should be orange okay enlighten me here do you have a description everything went so fast wait this guy this guy's not noticing the roof literally who call me an owl because i'm yelling who no i'm not alto 40 i don't need to you nobody's died yet i'm actually so confused who saw me i'm not even in trouble look i'm fine is this see through wall hey get ready oh this guy we got some son of a [ __ ] knocking people out we gotta do something here bro what the how did that guy two floors up see it okay interesting well you god did chat saw hmm [Music] interesting good evening 47. sully the crush that's interesting because he didn't see like that guy doesn't see you drag the body for some reason one of his street fight events riling up his fighters and taking illegal bets the event takes place tomorrow night so this is a perfect opportunity to get close here's what we're gonna do first of all i wanna see if the uh i wanna see if his path to the the laundromat still works oh you gotta turn around okay is that a free coin yes free coin for the king that is sully okay hypothetically middleweight champion with let's say a taste for sweat and blood quite dirty i can't kill all four there's just too many people watching from the roof okay so the problem is the roof for some reason the roof is a problem okay boss like this guy could just like right here i should be able to grab him [ __ ] he heard here it is good evening 47. sully the crusher the roof guy didn't see that though which is the weird thing i love his street fighter okay riling up his fighters and taking illegal bets i got a plan i have a new plan i have a new plan i actually have a great plan so this is a perfect opportunity to get close good luck 47 i've got a devious plan my disguise is good also i'm actually [ __ ] close to him which is nice i can get a soda if i want to sweat not linger around your opponent could [ __ ] kill you aka the crusher don't look at me don't what are you doing really you think you need to think outside the box when you get in the ring tomorrow there will be no rules rage is your weapon quick all right get a gamba on this one [ __ ] knock them to the floor got that understood boss all right this is okay what i need to do is kill this guy well hold on [ __ ] right now hold up guys there's [ __ ] cocaine on the table do you notice that bro hey does he do it does he do the cocaine you need to take care of this hey what's going on there's been a horrible accident check it out very very bad please step aside there's literally cocaine on the table i want to know if he does it i didn't even get up can i get a disguise he he does he does the cocaine oh wait why is everyone [ __ ] running off don't you stop training okay okay new plan he does the cocaine oh my god he does the cocaine i need lethal poison vial oh how do i do this does the tranq work i need the trunk to get down there oh this is crazy okay all we need to do is poison the cocaine cocaine how are we start first right he oh my god what a [ __ ] thematic kill wait we're gonna poison this cocaine sully the crusher bowden okay is currently setting up one of his what's the best way so where am i going i'm going i'm going here i go out here this is where he is and this this is where the cocaine is so i need to get across i need to go around and down that's what it is riling up his fighters and taking i need to go around i think i need to go up again level two down to level two takes place tomorrow night so this is a perfect opportunity to get close [ __ ] you good luck 47 i grab this fire extinguisher i need to go around oh my god this might work i need to go down so down is this way lady get the [ __ ] out of my way lady don't even try to disrupt me okay is this where the cocaine is or no no it's like it's one there's a car battery oh there's a car battery so i can also shock him there's the cocaine okay there's the cocaine okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait there's the cocaine so how do i okay fuse box this guy an enforcer no he's not that ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's already here okay i need to be faster i was kind of slow okay here's the plan wait analyze analyze analyze here's what we're gonna do we're gonna start we're going to blitz down here we're gonna hit that fuse box this guy's gonna come around we're gonna tranq maybe we don't even shrank him tranquil cause a panic we're gonna throw something we're gonna we're gonna fuse box this guy on the right we're gonna throw something to make this guy look away we're gonna poison the cocaine and we're gonna we're gonna walk out he'll walk in snort it up win win restart let's go he also did snort after like we actually tried we actually was trying because he snorted out their panic he didn't like fleet you just he finished his panic cycling snorted so okay past the lady yep yup yup past you two okay car battery fuse box go go go go go go go go toss that get up look at it look at it damn good at this hey who's doing this oh baby okay other way other way other way other way hold hold hold hold on hold on hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold i hope that doesn't shock him can i pick that up i don't i don't want anybody's shot no evidence you got a problem no i got no problem sir just drop the car battery on accident you know it real is come on snort baby snort tell you what let's watch it let's watch it come on get in here and snort the cocaine i like how they didn't notice me just they don't mind me i'm just gonna get in this closet okay aka the crusher middleweight champion with let's say a taste for sweat [Music] jesus you are hopeless he's yelling at his fighters he's angry and what do you do when you're angry you snort a little bit of cocaine come on no come on come on coke right there look at it it's all beautiful it's glowing red like all good coke does what i'm [ __ ] out of gems he's playing kitchen he's playing he's against an impact player oh i was worried that murdering him wasn't right but now that i know he's against an impact player i'm actually uh my conscience is clear i'm delivering him a better life oh come on baby come on baby come on snort let's go i've never been slapping someone snort coke that's bugged bro that's bugged bro that's actually bugged you can't be seen when you're in a closet alt f4 won't even work dude he's dead he's already dead altar iv won't work he's already dead it doesn't work that's so annoying no you cannot be seen in a closet there's no shot that's an accident kill yo someone who's also a hitman like is coats in here someone should know that is a hundred percent a bug bro that's so lame just ulta4 to try it bro that's so lame you know because i've had this happen where you'll snipe a guy across the map it's if a target is dying and just is looking in your direction sometimes it just sees through everything it's a but ultimate foreign won't do it i mean i'll try it i'll try it just because i want the reward and this is a this is a solution bro if you're in a closet you are not allowed to be seen i don't have green guns [ __ ] that's so annoying no but if i do alt-four and i am locked out i don't even get to finish i'd rather finish i'll keep my moral code we'll finish it won't work because he's dead once he's dead you're locked out i don't care about the reward we're gonna we're gonna finish we're gonna finish with honor we're gonna finish with honor but i'm a little bit bummed because like that's a perfect plan well done now find the next what if he dies your money is being transferred now wait what final warning and i'll be pulling my gun wait what wait it's actually bugged he's alive no they didn't see me into it this guy saw me in the middle of his cocaine animation which means look if he's alive then i should be able to quit do you know what i'm saying but he's he's counted as dead wait wait the game is counting him as dead and alive at the same time no that is oh is that the target no wait where's the wait where's but where's my target then is he on the floor bro that's so [ __ ] weird all right uh new plan [ __ ] it nice escape that's such a dumb bug but and you know what [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] that was dumb wait that was dumb where's the exit [Music] good evening sir all right good evening [Laughter] ipad lady 2.0 i guess i did do one where i killed every single person in marrakech so this is not too bad [Laughter] he seemed guilty this is the exit who else wants some he didn't say good evening he's not polite [ __ ] and we're out guilty by association everyone here plays kimchi impact oh man i mean i'm glad we got there i'm glad we at least got the [ __ ] reward one star nice personal best uh but i'm bummed that it didn't work because what i could have done is just left the cocaine poison and walked away but if you're in a closet you should be safe just a bummer anyway we did kill him maybe they patched it no it doesn't just doesn't make sense but doesn't matter um you just had to watch him die yeah i wanted to watch him die i mean it's you know it's for the video i could have just [ __ ] poisoned it and walked away but that's when no they didn't see me enter the closet that doesn't that the ai in this game doesn't have a memory it's like it's green guns and then later like oh wait he did enter that closet no it was like right after the guy died they went into like panic mode and i guess they just stopped the closet each npc has two gigs of ram yeah yeah it didn't make sense no it's definitely bugged but it's whatever um we did it at least we didn't die on the last one so mission accomplished you know be funny is to see we should try to get linkus to try it i wouldn't be i'm not gonna be live but maybe i can get him to try tomorrow on stream and we can see what his path is i do not have a second account unfortunately i should buy one for these type of streams for the future i'll buy a second account just because it'll be fun to have one more try um anyway that was the rage elusive target killed by the very cocainey inhaled poetic now we're moving on who knew coke could be harmful is that the moral the moral of the story is oh no don't do cocaine no the real moral of the story is don't play gench and impact um all right step two reddit recap we got a banger of a red recap today but i mean i'm sure as all of you are aware but let me be very clear we can't go straight from murdering people on hitman to the reddit recap without some sort of musical transition we have to sing the iconic reddit recap song sing it with me chat as we always know before we go to the right we sing the iconic reddick song sing it with me chat it's time for reddit with atrial so let's go see what memes are at the top are this week's post fire or flops so go join our slash welcome to this week's reddit recap every week we will highlight the top posts on the r atriox subreddit starting with what i'm sure will be a banger what have i become get you a man who's trying to die with you nothing beats a classic spouse murder suicide it was an accident not to be cringed but i prefer you alive it's kind of cranky dink cranky chrongmas but i'll let it slide no further messages [Laughter] [Laughter] yeah you took it too far this girl abby definitely likes you because you did this weird murder-suicide joke and she sort of like rolled with it and then you you push it too far you said cranky dink cranky cronch-miss and the real lesson is she wasn't worth it king because if she doesn't respond to this type of awesome language then uh then you were in the wrong relationship to begin with okay if they can't crank to your chrongmas then it's it's not it was never going to last it's kind of creaky deep creeky crotch you know by the way like if you don't if you haven't heard like on stream someone say cranky chronos you can't you could barely even read this cranky dink cringey krongman crong mass [Laughter] it just it's gibberish it's lunacy you shouldn't talk like this to other human beings especially girls you're trying to kind of fart with come on that's day one [ __ ] come on anyway anyway you know what just just linger the stream just get her into the get her into the vibes the comments dog what the [ __ ] are you doing like you made a funny joke but you got to respawn with creaky dink cranky crosmas she did vibe digits secured [Laughter] all right man all right man hey guys it's okay she's not an h-rock viewer but she has negative iq so it worked out i don't see how it's a slur h-drive viewer is not a slur but it is uh anyway all right well i guess the lesson is um be yourself i guess if you want to rip a cranky chronos find someone who likes that um i guess is that the lesson i don't know second confirmed black atrial viewer rebellious obviously many more than two but you know i appreciate a confirmation helps confirmation helps now who dat can maybe shut up okay with his comments that he's the only one confirmed the world is healing the world is healing back at you um a truck at twitch before he started dying his hair brown real this is me at twitch it is not my natural hair color of deep gray obviously obviously obviously if you're wondering why i'm dressed like that it is because i was doing a cosplay of the guy on the left as my co-host of twitch weekly i was like 23 years old in this photo um there it is here here it is actually the guy in the left is dj wheat who just retired from twitch and so i sent him this message about how i learned a lot from him and i won't be bringing back my dj week cosplay this is what it was good start we do have a lot of uh so this is great if i just laugh intermittently throughout the program it's so fun i'm sorry excuse me it's that was me do you understand i dyed my hair gray to be his and i'm wearing the same glasses as him and i'm wearing the same jacket that he wears and i practice doing his laugh and uh it went over pretty well um the guy in the left cosplayed a track in his line to us yeah dj week cosplayed as me with the glad hair and the glasses yep as a new employee the senior leader of the department cosplayed as me and then and then i don't know i did i did his laugh for some reason i don't i don't know dj what's in chat what's up dj wheat [Laughter] they don't believe me that my this is not my real hair dj we i don't know what to tell you but yep i dye my hair brown now that's what i do you figured it out you got me anyway uh since everyone is here if you could at dj wheat and give him a drake or a yo or what's up he is a very uh pivotal person in my life who gave me a lot of opportunities to twitch that i wouldn't have gotten as a rando 22 year old new hire um really good guy super respect him uh and one of the legends if you don't know who he is you're you're past due on some learning go find out because he's done so much even before his time at twitch he's like [ __ ] the esports pioneer he like basically invented broadcasting on the internet for esports games um okay next post okay okay dj we if you want to leave now now is a good time to leave we had a good moment of we had a good moment and now i don't want you to see the rest of this reddit because the next post is i unironically wore edward glizzy hands to a real ass party i couldn't open doors or hold drinks and everyone calls me glizzy hands now easily the best costume there great fantastic by the way my fingers are not in any way abnormal ha i cannot believe that you did this that is insane that just be edward scissors hands [Laughter] why why be edward glizzy hands why what is the point is that ryan gosling no it's not ryan all right i'll vote i'll vote for your dedication to the bit up up for that proof that atriox aka activision glizzard is running out of ideas missed opportunity to title the video five nights at dreddy's actually loved this lmao and then i did it what was that proof of proof that you had a good idea and then i tried it out and then you decided this i'm gonna get some [ __ ] reddit cloud off of it yeah i thought it was a good idea you said missed opportunity so i tried it wow good i'm glad you got some [ __ ] points off of it by the way it didn't work in case you're wondering it did not have higher click-through rate so thanks thanks for that thanks for nothing i'll give it up though because it was a good idea it was funny you also liked your own comment [Laughter] bro you don't gotta like your own comment dude i gave it a heart i gave it a thumbs up you don't got a [ __ ] double doubt so it's a two instead of a one get it just [ __ ] roll with it it was a good moment and you've turned it into something sour uh what the [ __ ] and it's a picture of black mirror from 2011 and mark zuckerberg's metaverse announcement from 2021 and they are eerily similar they are eerily similar we've already made fun of mark zuckerberg's metaverse alison a lot but i will say it is truly baffling it was so unhuman in the way that he presented it and rolled it out that uh i'm just surprised they have anybody on pr marketing their team at all uh yeah very interesting universe i will say i do think we're headed towards um some sort of metaverse where we spend more of our time more and more time online i think this area is a lot farther out than augmented reality and most importantly i don't think zuckerberg is going to be the guy to do it i think the fact that we don't trust him has not changed one iota they have a toxic terrible brand people just don't trust them and changing their name to meta hasn't changed that uh so it's gonna be funny as he sees all of his dreams of the metaverse come true in some other company's hands they're gonna get massively rich and he's gonna be out here in his [ __ ] skeleton suit um so zuck is kind of thick though yeah i don't i don't know if that was worth pointing out but i guess i guess you had to say that and i had to read it uh up prepare to be inspired it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take what's our uh terrible thing i wish i hadn't seen but the last half was great you didn't even get to get part oh my god it's broken wait my button stream deck install quickly thank god thank god oh by the way uh i have an emote i don't know if it's been approved yet it is atrial mana if you want uh to spam mana i found the first time the rock ever said mana on facebook let me see if i can find it for you i found the very fair it is here it is here it is here it is i literally found the post it's from 2015. look look in hawaii we have a word called mana which means spirit warrior mana is my foundation core of the symbolic story my tattoo tells my manna is the dna that keeps me grounded and hungry find your mana and let it lead you inspire you to be a little better today than you were yesterday akaka falls dna hashtag warrior mana removing clothing is optional four hashtags on facebook and i got a photo of this which i think is a dope emo uh all right next up created some failed atrial business logos now full disclosure i've already seen these and i love them i absolutely love these look at these he went through all the failed businesses that people know the icons of and made track versions this is so sick the blockbuster one dude how dope is this i kinda wanna make this into merch like for real i want that to be my like if i did merge and like every line of merch is a different failed business i think that's actually so sick and like theming the whole brand off of different failed logos is like i just think it's a really cool idea so the first idea that got me really excited so i would like to talk to you about some payment and i might we might talk some more i think it's a really cool idea yeah the netscape one the [ __ ] evergrand one atrial twitch group oh this is the [ __ ] this is the coldest [ __ ] sweatshirt you can imagine if you had an atrial twitch group [ __ ] evergrand logo is the drippiest thing i've ever seen hey brothers he did such a good job mark cubansbroadcast.com oh my god the toys r us logo yeah these are just sick these are just super super well done um maya.comforpets.com that's dope i might just yoink pet stock i mean if it's like one where they're truly out of business i might just you like their full logo and sell it as merch no cap like i might just sell an enron hat and a pest.com hat and then for the other ones i'll do an eight track um anyway uh i think it's super duper sick man i think that's i think that's amazing uh we'll talk more um small relationship problem hey big a and big a appreciators that's all of you i assume i've recently had an hreck related relationship problem i'm looking to fix can i just say this should not be a thing this happens too often there should not be atrial related relationship problems that that if that was a one in a million thing i would be shocked and we get it like every week multiple times a week people are like i have an hr that's not something's wrong something is askew if that is the case so my girlfriend of six years and again let me pause you have an atrial related relationship problem with your girlfriend of six years do you not see that there's a problem with that sentence my girlfriend of six years and i are looking to move on from just dating and i even know that she brought the ring i'm not proposing that's alpha energy ew okay that's fine she can propose the problem is on our sixth anniversary last week she was gonna propose but i told her that i have to watch marketing monday and that marketing monday will always come first i also called her a [ __ ] a few times needless to say she had some choice words and said that we were over like who asked you so does anyone know how i can cheer her up okay obviously fake okay obviously fake obviously uh extremely rude but i do want to say your dedication to marketing monday this part i was on board with if you'd be able to i think your problem is your communication the problem is you're not able to communicate to this woman effectively but if you're able to say hey i love you six years in we should be together that being said there is a priority in my life if we are gonna eat if we are gonna put a roof over our heads i have to keep learning the knowledge of marketing monday which makes me millions per month in knowledge so i think what you should try to do is either get her to watch it with you that way both of your brains will expand you have 10 head instead of five two have five heads or stop making stupid fake posts on my reddit those are your two options those are your two options and that's all i can give you that's all i can give you uh yo third confirmed third confirmed third confirmed mm-hmm the most devious lick you think it's funny to take screenshots of people's nfts huh property theft is a joke to you i'll have you know the blockchain doesn't lie i own it even if you save it it's my property you're mad that you don't own the art that i own and then a pause and then delete that screenshot damn easy money hey guys i'm gonna make you all [ __ ] rich everyone grab a screenshot quickly hurry get out 500 million dollars this is sold for 500 million dollars grab a screenshot you all get the money detours mine detours i'm rich your family is well provided for this was the money laundering one though um anyway this is a funny message the funny part is that like if this is his stance that you know what it doesn't matter i have the blockchain then it's funny that he still wants to delete the screenshot it's like i don't even care what you do but also delete it um uh i also watch okay i don't okay now we're going too far listen uh the rock obviously does watch my stream but i don't think he posted this i'll drop a banana interesting thoughts from gliz pratt i wonder what glister thinks this is not this is this is gibberish this is the ramblings of insane people you can't just put the word gliss into anything consumers would you rather have a hundred dollars or 100 books that tell you how to make one dollar i glizz pratt would take the hundred books i could resell them for a higher price grussell set although i am curious as to the glarketer's thoughts on this conundrum here's my thoughts i would like to ban you cleveland copter are you in chat i would like to ban you for one month so that you can figure your life out this is insane you've taken it too far you've lost your grasp on reality in the english language the second you typed glarketer and thought i should upload this i became worried for you you need a month you need a month find him ban him give him a month and let him really think and then come back and make a new meme come back and make a new meme in one month and we will give it an honest review and hopefully you've just found a different spin on it that isn't it isn't this why is chris pratt glizz pratt by the way sorry small note i know but if i am the glizzy guy why is gliz pratt he's just chris pratt it says chris pratt right there um probably skip big a and slime are one and the same corporate needs to find the difference between this picture and this picture it's me and slime they're the same picture who the [ __ ] is this this is such a disturbing image who who is this that's northern lion that's not northern lion i thought this was northern lion i thought this was northern lion wait what [Laughter] oh man northern line with hair that's a tough one it's hard to get the key features why reddit this one's just i'm a black hdrok viewer and it's a picture of ludwig which is just stupid all right we got to be careful with this black hdac viewer thing i was it was cool when people who are actually black hr viewers were just saying hey you're not alone there's plenty people here it's not just who that i don't want to turn to some sort of weird thing all right so just if you're not a black hr viewer do not post that you are it is a weird thing it's getting less funny all right edge rock eating good tonight uh this was two days ago when nvidia went up amd yuck went up neo went up amazon went up and tesla went up i do have three out of five of the big movers which is pretty cool but also i hate these two stocks and they went up so overall a wash on the day overall a wash on the day you know i must selling 10 we talked about earlier yeah elon musk um definitely finding any excuse to sell some stock at the top like i said and no one seemed to believe me and then he came back one day later with a [ __ ] new reason he needed to sell very interesting i have amazon yeah i worked at twitch pre-acquisition twitch got acquired by amazon we all taught our twitch stock and amazon stock uh these are basically all my money in my life is amazon and nvidia stock with summon neo i think big a will enjoy this version of the rock's rap okay did you cut out this curse with strange i changed the game so one day he cut out the curse word and he cut out the mana and also i don't like cats i'm a dog person so i'll give it enough vote because i love the song and particularly this cat this cat right here no this cat i thought was cute this cat getting swole i thought it was cute i give it i'll give it that i'll give this cat the rest of the cats like this cat were they spelled what's wrong like it's [ __ ] 2009 internet and you can just say i can has cheeseburger yeah that i'm sort of past that i don't i don't know we should bring it back though huh you know what how long has it been can we bring back can i have cheeseburger with a cat that was a simpler internet everyone was happier everyone just said stupid cat things and laughed and now it's gotten a little too contentious let's bring it back let's do our part let's all take a moment and just laugh at wait give me give me give me here's a good one what do you mean out of treats and the cat's grumpy that's funny that's a classic here we go oh my god unveil the classic dude little do you know how i'm breaking while you've fallen [Music] internet do you know i i wonder who made this it's funny is there's not even a cheeseburger in it and we everyone found it so funny oh it's crazy it was such a simpler time i can has cheeseburger oh it's crazy that's crazy anyway uh banned again a video by psychic psychic was banned temporarily didn't need to make this video as some of you may know i recently got banned in atriax chat pat for ruining him in crab game you didn't ruin me in crab game i'm going to ban you right now twice oh you're dead it's like psychic you little [ __ ] [Music] now i don't know why this weren't so bad i was banning the discord as well all i wanted to do was make that sweet sweet crab game money everyone knows how it feels to be desperate for the crab game coin what am i supposed to do just sit there no i'm sorry no i wanna i wanna interrupt everyone doesn't know how it feels to be desperate for the crab game coin that's not a universal do nothing mind my business wait my turn no i had to win and i had to get all of that money now along the way which i do very much regret i also killed i know it's sad you should regret killing me find it in his heart to forgive me i'm like psychic it's no problem man we have a good day at school tomorrow you see atriox even conor makes psychic kid jokes that's funny scream calling for me to be banned from everyone's chat and from everything now why should me just trying to chase my green dream your green richest crab game player of all time why should that get me banned just because i'm trying to make it in a world of big streamers why did you write a speech for this why do you have a whole script for this that you're reading off of that's going to be another full minute and if conor can forgive me atriox should too there's no reason for him to be this cold hearted and awful so please atrial [Music] uh here's the deal i okay so i might have in the moment when he did this where's the clip yeah when he did this [Music] i might have said ban him banned him on everything ban him in every chat ban him on discord ban on reddit but i didn't mean it and i didn't actually carry it out so one of my mods did which i then undid because i was sort of joking precisely anticipating this moment because i didn't want to actually have to uh i just want to not have this back and forth of me getting banned and then making a reddit video and then being unbanned but not after you talk to chat about how i shouldn't be unbanned but then you're like well maybe let's unban him and chat's like unban him and then you do a poll and it's like 50 50 and then you end the poll and then we play rock paper scissors and i lose but then we play rock paper scissors again and i win or no then i lose again and then you watch the video and then you unban me come on all right bannon ban him bat him we need content for next week bantam somebody bat him i need content for next week bro please man just unban me it isn't that hard yeah that's funny this is the first unbanned request which could get you banned because i had already unbanned him before i watched this so it's first if this video had never existed you would be unbanned [Laughter] after that that's a world first pregnancy is sad um he predicted it fang is dead long live mana mana i don't know what they added as extra but it is just m-a-n-a-a is what it should be youtube really likes this video and thinks i should watch it and it's you getting recommended in germany wow german words are so scary looking what what is this is a subscriber banach richtek gun hawk to hock leiden it's notifications drillish um anyway the video is great if you haven't checked it out i highly recommend it i think it's one of those videos where you're like i don't know about metroid i don't know if i like metroid or whatever but when you click i think it's really funny that quack did an amazing job editing it and it's structured in a way where you can sort of like see the whole journey i i think it's a really good great video i think it edited super super well um check it out if you want to uh actually it it it had pretty bad click through and started out really bad and entirely through recommendations it has come up to be a pretty good video it's well over 100k now uh and it's still rising and has great watch time yeah it's because the video's just got great watch time and uh been recommended over and over so it's done pretty well um good job quack boomers studying their fan base followed by key but atriox yeah i do follow gen z moments although i'm thinking about unfollowing it i literally followed it because there was one post that made me laugh that someone else retweeted i saw it it made me laugh that was really funny and then every other post by it has been like pretty cringe like they're not they're like either super fake or they're like a little bit um like it's making for something that shouldn't be made fun of so i think i will unfollow it but i wish i wish they were more like the first post the first ones i thought was like somebody who um it was like a real instagram comment of somebody who just saw korean people in a photo and thought it was like squid game they were like oh it's like squid game and i was like wow that's incredibly cringe i want to follow that so i can show it on stream and then everything else was like pretty cringe the squid game was like wow was that cringe in not the good way was a cringe rip on their part i also have crypto brooch taking house i also followed that i wish i could find the one i was talking about though because the squid game when i was like wow that is absolutely insane i have to show it on stream maybe this is it yeah i literally found it i literally found it this is it it's the only one in my history yeah i saw this and i was like holy [ __ ] that is so openly racist and like your brain has been so corrupted by watching squid game once and so i thought the channel would have more of that but like most of what it has is like super fake stuff or um or we're only fans can't have that so yeah i don't know i'm probably i'll unfollow right now actually [ __ ] it um click this video and get friends of the atriox subreddit community it is i physics wait wait wait it's physics if you guys don't know physics first of all shame on you second of all physics is the creator of probably the greatest piece of music in not just age rock history but recorded music history um he created baby monkey i wonder if i can um find the original is this it a monkey i found this clip instead which is where i go full [ __ ] boss nas wait oh wait you guys can't see it oh yeah oh okay look take a look one more time baby monkey go far i just jump right into singing holy [ __ ] wait usa cannot please here this army of mechanics up there is new we saw a droid army is about to attack the naboo ocean thank you for your help we live in peace i think it's right here right what is to become to be punished your gods demand that his life belongs to meena pinks you sir have the live play i think it's this [Laughter] [Laughter] it's actually possible oh my god i literally went full boss nass dude anyway physics uh i made a song i don't know how we got here but physics made not a song he made a a video let's check it out hello friends and family of the atriox subreddit community it is i physics aka sea shanty happy baby monkey boy and i have something very important to talk to brandon about off stream but he won't accept my [ __ ] discord friend request which is very crinky cronj miss and cringe so i know what you're thinking why on earth me why would i upvote this video so that physics can talk to brandon off stream the answer to that is i have a very special bribe for you if you do upvote this video then you might just get some mickey donalds upload the video not yet give me give me the mickey donalds all right i voted it all right fine physics uh listen um there's like a lot of discord messages i have to catch up on and i will put yours at the top of the queue physics accepted by the way i have open dms so why the [ __ ] would you even need to friend request me why why would that be the case um anyway physics please reach out of course i will always make as much time as needed for the creator of the greatest song in recorded history uh skippy making one weekly hdrok meme until christmas happy halloween atriox atriox spooky hands ewing and it's the same photo that you've used for every other one but you've added pumpkins to my hands this is truly a work of art that will go down in history wow your effort has been duly rewarded genius classic uh omega lol lol w's can't wait he never misses forehead hashtag ghost challenge rap whoa you don't know what it's like to do this for eight hours straight and get absolutely nothing out of it forehead [ __ ] [ __ ] fire you know i mean absolutely nothing the cough is crazy though if you guys don't know i hosted a ghost challenge where anyone in the community could attempt to get the most crowns in eight hours whoever one was invited to our twitch rival squad me stands in lud uh the winner was negneg who ended up getting a crown on the day clutching it up and getting us to top three big day but forehead also competed you don't know what we've been through trying to climb in a system working against you that [ __ ] will personally bend you when it feels you're running circles again when a wind been due it's been hours anything will do hope my wish come true and it stings to come so close and far it's like these things the [ __ ] protocol like they got a quota yo with everything i gotta overhaul and start over hope just starts to drop hold my focus till i cross over finish line hope i get it in the given time this [ __ ] is rigged to keep me sprinting up a big incline in this competition with a kid no room for kidding round but i did it ain't no little guy come and get your dog yeah come and get your dog look let me set the stage let's respect the names getting paid now no more who mega lols in the chat okay let me set the stage best respect in the chat k i'm that great chillin with twitch's biggest oh it's about [ __ ] finished till this [ __ ] is ours in a minute kid in charge of the business living large listen [ __ ] getting clicked since when and i suggest y'all better train tuesdays to fame who knew look how our little double negative grew how'd this all come from some redditor crew one just partnered and i'll tell you well-deserved moves [Music] look let me set the stage let's respect the names getting paid now no more who mega lols in the chat kane maybe i caught the stage best respect the names getting [Music] i did notice some earl sweatshirt vibes but i wasn't gonna say it but that's great uh yeah i do think negneg is now known as the crown guy he got the crown who megabill doesn't apply uh great song as usual four head always delivers um fantastic and congrats again an eggneck for doing [ __ ] big moves that day drake better than donda it's funny you're trying to say that that was better than donna but when you say drake better than dawn it's not like you're just doing the normal debate you know what i'm saying it sounds like you're just doing the actual clb yeah um you are called a leaker because you post private dms i am called a leaker because i piss myself in public we are not the same okay good i am happy that we are not the same i'm i'm happy uh that's awesome that's that's huge for both of us i guess we are not the same i just leaked some private dms and sort of on purpose because valkyrie paid me to do it and i don't think your picture here of liam neeson in a suit does this though i feel like you've applied the wrong image macro um in a way it's sigma let's see 105 for a basic gamer hoodie some of y'all need help pocket change for a guy like me you stole a keyboard from our school cause you couldn't afford one act broke to stay rich you you wouldn't understand yeah what a way to live true devious it's not even really a devious lick if you're stealing it for need you know what i'm saying the point of devious legs where you're stealing stupid things from the school if you need a keyboard and you're stealing it that's just theft there's nothing devious about it you should it's just a lick yeah um yeah but at least he could afford that gamer hoodie by the way h rock enron hoodie's coming uh next week they are only 250 per hoodie but each one is also what i like to call a physical nft what does that mean well i'm not making up on the spot i'll tell you that it means that they are truly individually one of one and that means as long as you are wearing it no one else can wear it at the same time as you thus making you a private owner of what i'm calling pnfts or prince for short and that means they're worth a lot and they'll appreciate in value so everyone you buy is basically an investment in your family future like yeah for example if you spill cheeto dust or coffee on your hoodie it won't affect anyone else's because yours is a unique one of one no wait there sorry they're nnfts they're non-non-fungible tokens is what they are so they are fungible and that's what's extra cool about them but they're still digital in that you buy them online and the prices went up ever since i started talking the price went up they're gonna be 300 a hoodie um which is gonna be big so buy as soon as you can get in early you're gonna make big profits big returns i did a bit of clowning for halloween oh god dude you got the full on it man clown outfit that's sick i think we have the same gun where's my gun anyway a hitman always recognizes the fellow hit man and i salute you fellow clown uh cool question thanks for sharing this dope come and get although you know if you don't watch hitman it's kind of a weird costume because it just looks like you're a clown with a gun like if you don't have the gun it's a cool clown costume for halloween but when you pull up the gun people are like why is that a real gun like is he is he just the guy that brought a gun to this party like there's no way to there's no way to know you'd have a toy gun uh anyway it's dope atriox sigma mindset i guess brandon was too tired to put his smile on sigma mindset never smile when social norms is asking you to yep that's why i did it this is nothing more sigma than this guy yeah it's just not weird when someone takes a photo with you and you and you just [ __ ] frown or make a weird stupid face like i was doing in all my photos in korea i don't know why i don't know why i thought smiling was uncool and never did it in any photos in korea i don't know why i thought it was cool i guess but it's because i was ahead of my time and i was sigma atricoin to the moon nvidia slag is now the seventh largest in u.s after passing warren buffett's berkshire hathaway yeah we already talked about this elbow though challenging hdrok to ultrakill feet evan gao last time but was a nine minute video we have a rule i'm gonna watch probably i'm gonna watch not the gameplay oh wait we could probably just watch the beginning we'll watch the beginning we be ksi at horror game horror games but it's about time we upped the difficulty today we're going to be challenging atriox an actual speedrunner who currently has multiple world records for hitman 3. true challenging astriak to ultra kill now to be fair these types of records can easily slip from one's grasp especially if you have hands like his despite this he's come on come on can we hey here's a new challenge make one video that doesn't have glizzy [ __ ] in the first five seconds huh there's the challenge he's still really talented at the game but judging from his past he's got some redeeming that was my first day this is my first day playing him at three comes to his aim especially under pressure and that's why the game will be playing is actually quite explosive and i'm not talking about minesweeper playing one game of minesweeper that's right you heard me i was so passionate about the art of sweep a sweeper really pro snipe really uh anyway it's called ultrakill and it's the 12th top rated steam game of all time wow if i could describe it it's basically doomed with adhd now you may be wondering if i wanted to recommend atrialka game to try out why don't i just use the twitch chat well yeah of course why would that work like i'm in the middle of doing something and one message out of the [ __ ] hundred says egg yo trigger electrical and i go wait stop let's change [Music] yeah everything's kind of crazy [Music] yeah that's not exactly going to work is it and that's why here i am making this video look why do you need a scene of me staring off of this and slurping my drink huh does that help your point or is this a random [ __ ] scene of me looking weird that you wanted to include challenge is simple we will be running the prelude of the game using the in-game timers to calculate our overall time this prelude is actually available in the demo if you aren't sure about getting the game yet you can use any weapon you unlock and the in-game timer already counts respawns automatically i'm sorry but why the [ __ ] would i do this okay can i just explain to you what what i see from my perspective it sounds like a game that you play a lot of that you're really invested in and you've set up a challenge that you've already done that i am supposed to race you in why the [ __ ] would i do that what what is the point it's like a guy who's like the [ __ ] hopscotch king he plays hopscotch every day and he comes to my chat and he's like ooh hey shark bet you're scared to meet me on the scotch huh but you're scared to hop with this king i already set it up come to my block i've drawn a 100 block hopscotch ring that i practice every day yeah i don't want to do it so if you want to add the time you can and you have one lifeline where you can reset a mission without actually affecting your overall time those are the basic rules of the challenge one more thing just real quick i've been working on a completely original card game about social deduction and spy talk called covert cues this is like a self-sponsored video wait a minute okay let's i want to try to explain something i i i appreciate what you're trying to hustle here i get the hustle but you have to understand it has to be a win-win i have to get something out of it this can't just be a free let's play your ad on stream and then i play and then lose to you in your favorite game that's not what what what do i what do i get where's my where's my passive income the past year it will be releasing with global shipping so if you're interested you can use mobile shipping and hey while you're down there why not subscribe [ __ ] [Laughter] that's shameless that is shameless that is shameless i'm sorry there's a self-promotion line that you have to sort of straddle editing was great though um big a hit 50 million views in the youtube congrats big eh um thanks 50 million views that's pog uh that's hype that's sick dope thanks guys appreciate it i love the youtube i'm we had a meeting with the address i really want to focus on making more cool [ __ ] for the youtube 50 minutes ago but i only care about um the number that like is most important to me is like just daily average so like if every video i'm putting up gets around 100k i feel like i've i'm in a good spot but if it starts dipping heavily then we got to figure something new out and if i want to grow it i'll figure that out too but that's where i'm at right now for the youtube duality of man which i think is extra cool because uh you know if every video is getting around 100k and i only have 200k subs that you know that's that's cool um so we'll see but also the most important thing is that i don't get locked into one piece of content because i know especially like a month ago i could have just made 600 more hitman videos about everything and they all would have done super well but like i i really want the freedom to do weird [ __ ] and try a lot of stuff and see what sticks because i never like for example i never even would have discovered hitman um had it not done surprisingly well on the youtube and i started playing it more and then i really liked it and then so um and uh like like uh also like i don't want to do like i was doing the um the twitch universe thing i only did that once i didn't want to well i did it twice maybe but i only did it twice so yeah i just want to keep i like the freedom the freedom is the best part because then i never ever feel like i have to do something because i have to i can only do it because it's fun and it might also do well that's like the there's got to be a middle ground uh duality of man dune is bad by the way this clip was mistitled i don't do the clip channel i don't make the titles for that i never said dune was bad i said the politics of dune is cool the overarching story is cool this first movie is boring and saves all the good stuff for the second movie which is gonna come so i thought it was uh i thought the comments were all like wow cause people don't even watch the clip dude they just [ __ ] see the title um yeah i mean i i listen i think the movie uh you know what the clip's not even that far off because i don't think the movie was that good i think it was visually cool but it's like only good if the second movie saves it and on its own it's like it's bad also after i saw the movie the only good thing that the movie did was make me intrigued in the book and the universe and i ended up reading more about the universe and i started reading the book and it's so much better it's so much better they cut out like all the stuff that i would care about like the game of thrones style political intrigue uh all that stuff got cut out of the movie the movie was literally just kind of like visual horseshit with um extremely slow pacing that saved every cool action or a cool like activity for the next movie also uh are you watching foundation no i don't know what that is the next one it's literally not even a movie on its own yeah exactly it's not even a movie on its own if this were somehow a standalone movie it would be like in one of my bottom movies i've seen in a long time i only think it's good because the second movie is gonna kind of like bring it back and visually it's cool like the worms were super sick the worms were amazing i thought the shield fighting was really um i hated how they did it honestly i i like the idea in practice but the way it was done visually was kind of lame because it made every fight seem super stupid there's no blood everyone just feels like they're like swinging near someone and then someone falls it looks like it looks like bat like uh yeah i don't know i thought the creatures were cool i thought the the ornithopters were cool it looks like a game of tag it looks like kids playing on the playground you know what i'm saying because all the actors just swinging their spears and things near someone and then the cgi puts the shield and then someone falls and it flashes red so the fight scenes are kind of dumb and kind of whack and also every fight scene is in like a room that is obviously just a big warehouse green screen every fight scene is in like a large green a large flat um hallway or like you know it reminds me of like episode two or something of star wars where everything is just so lifeless all the like they have so many cool environments but they never do a fight scene in them um and if you disagree that's fine i just think you're dumb that's fine i just think yeah you're dumb that's it uh but it's cool you're allowed to do that you're allowed to disagree uh all right next let's keep going my theory trust the plan all right let's find this out observer one thank you for the tier one unreal abby think of the 11 months brand name for three months dennis velveew is a great director yeah i think he is i like the blade runner more than this movie i think blade runner um did more right i don't know i i'm actually more disappointed after i've started reading the lore in the book like i guess it was a good advertisement for getting me into it but now that i've seen what it could have been i feel like he kind of like choked the bag on the first movie because the second one better be [ __ ] good uh he tried trust the plan is this the same clip we've already seen rapidly with the prime oh we're still in hitman 3 why are we still in m3 uh oh it could have been a tv show a dune game of thrones style tv show would be sick yeah i don't know it felt like they moved way too fast and all the stuff that's like really interesting which is like where their family lies as their place in the world all the like the machinations of the the declining empire to hold on to power and they like spent way too much time on like them escaping in the desert for no gain a tv show would have been sick all right let's see that most things in life when they don't work people assume that the plan was wrong or the idea was wrong my philosophy is that often in life when things fail it's because the execution was wrong the idea was fine [Laughter] so true king so true king and honestly if you tried it one more time maybe it would have worked but you gave up you were literally mining and you almost got to the diamonds and you turned around and that's one of your greatest regrets um a spectacle glizzy conscience glizzy conscience wow interesting feet evangel and psychic i i do like this cover damn i this is like um i remember my parents would not let me get this album so i had to like i mean first i i downloaded on limewire but i wanted to get the album i forgot how i got it i feel like i stuck it under a stack of other cds in walmart or something and then she bought both something like that i definitely limewired it but i remember actually had the physical one all right let's see meet brandon wait i gotta get a full screen on this brandon 18 |
[Music] let's go never late never been late never happened but never will be late [Music] yo yo yo yo yo yo [Music] what let me pick discord let me let everybody know [Music] good to see you all [Applause] [Music] i pinged a person named evie not everyone everyone i want to pick everyone [Music] oh my god [Music] no [ __ ] [Music] there it is okay let's go hey yo what's up what's up what's up what's good what's good what's good [Music] what's up brandon tommy and it's favorite streamer [Music] that's what ewing call me that's what they call me [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Music] uh i'm doing a marketing wednesday because number one there's a sponsor today number two i'll be gone next week for holidays maybe i'll stream from home but probably be gone uh how's everybody doing this is probably everyone's first marketing wednesday i've never done a marketing wednesday this feels weird to be talking about marketing not on the holy day of monday feels odd feels off let's fix this light so it's not so wait what are you guys thinking uh piggy smalls thank you for the uh for the nine months uh eufla thank you oh my god thank you nfl on fox thank you for the four months i can't believe your name is nfl on fox that feels like you're just branding yourself for no reason downtown jb they have the prime war zombie thing for three months listen we have a good marketing monday today it's uh one of my favorites in a while should be a good one um it's blasphemous talk about marketing not on a wednesday it's not marketing though is it right it's marketing marketing's not a word i think we're all we're all aware that marketing is not a real concept uh sleepy dream you think of the community they get the jpl wednesday for the prime not edgy the problem king clinch thing for the prime uh how's everybody doing what's going on we're gonna start here in a few minutes what's this it's truck can you do a marketing monday about cross-functionality i work in supply chain and i would love to know how marketing factors and issues other than business functions in other business functions is that your homework you trying to give me your homework can you do one right now can you do one uh right now can you do a marketing monday on 8th grade algebra specifically this series of 10 problems that i have due tomorrow by midnight tonight [Laughter] yeah i'm eating kale chips that ari made me so there's going to be green stuff in my teeth alright get over it hey big nate thank you for the three months of prime calling up my close personal friend webster to add marketing to the all new dictionary and then you said zero percent apr for no reason i don't understand why that even was factored in uh let me get some water let's get settled here i have to make sure everything's set up i told the brand i would not start until a few minutes after i'd gone live to let everyone filter in so one thing i will say is we're not doing um we don't have a big intro there's no wins and fails i'm gonna jump right actually i probably have one fail wait i'm sorry i have one big fail that i'm gonna talk about and then one big win but it's not a whole separate thing and then i'm gonna jump right into the thing because it's a bigger marketing money than usual okay uh i got one win and one fail and then we're gonna jump right in and it'll i think it'll be a good one i'm gonna play the music i'm gonna get some water i'm gonna brb and then we'll [ __ ] we'll run it obviously it's not water war wednesday so you guys are saying a lot of stupid [ __ ] i just wanna guys look who's what is this what what i was seven years old when what the glistenator saved me from a traffic incident using his war training that's your first message that's your first message your name is sonic hedgehog both spelled wrong sonic spelled wrong hedgehog spelled wrong and your first message is i was seven years old when the glissinator saved me from a traffic act what are you talking about touch grass let me get water back all right okay okay okay okay okay [Music] the discord ping didn't tell us anything at all what did it say i just said uh marketing money on a wednesday is live and then i added everyone what's wrong with that what's wrong with that that's a great ping for real bro they'd be hating when it's your server so true king so true king hey you build a server you should add everyone that's the rule i'm gonna start at everyone for anything i'll had everyone for i had a nice [ __ ] day i'll just do it i did i'm not [ __ ] streaming i'm gonna everyone just [ __ ] because i feel like it hey how are you guys doing at everyone i'll give two shits hey one thing mods can you be extra harsh today uh we got we got brands in the chat we got um stream stream elements is here watching just [ __ ] anyone saying weird [ __ ] [ __ ] smack them out of here dude i gotta it's a big all right so monka w i'm serious dude mods i'm i'm asking this is uh today you can bring out the riot gear [Laughter] yeah we're gonna make it literally 1984 in here um it's also good because uh you know i want the video to not have a bunch of weird stuff in it uh okay let's see what i'm starting here in probably six minutes is when i'll [ __ ] jump into the the good stuff um let me let me get my wins and fails ready actually wait one second just just chill for me just let's play a little music just chill okay [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] one [Music] let's play uh will there be a dress code yeah you guys you guys aren't wearing suits right everyone here is wearing their their nicest suit or or like a really fancy dress you know whatever whatever but it needs to be like a black like black tie you know i don't want any of you wearing like hoodies or something when marketing monday is live i assume everyone dresses up appropriately i'm butt ass naked all right we'll put some clothes on come on come on uh pat did you thank you for the prime daniel day your name's daniel day jewish why it's like a daniel dave lewis parody why coal talk um hdr i told my grandma you were gonna solve world water issues did she ask she's gonna mention you at christmas church for everyone to hear great great you guys are really you guys are coming with the heat today appreciate that uh illusion thank you for the prime listen bro thank you for the two months um josh have been there for the six months um actually on wall street right now watching this why are it's closed it's 8 27 p.m it's 11 p.m in new york why are you just a homeless person on the streets of wall street what it's not not open dude this gift did an impression of you today you got a link i want to watch miss gif's impression of me was it like did he like try to look really jacked and say like really intelligent stuff or what oh you got a clip let's see let's see what the clip is dude i'm atriact i hate i hate it already let's see what we got here dude i'm atriact what do you mean you don't know me emmy was that good dude i'm atrial no obviously that wasn't good obviously that wasn't good i think the only [ __ ] the only astronaut content he's seen is the clip that got an lsf of me and emmy that's it no that wasn't it wasn't spot on [Laughter] what why is even interesting what was the context what is the [ __ ] context wait what the hell is this dude i'm h i'm rewinding let's see where did this come from dude every time hassan says the c word he should start playing that just to stop everyone from [ __ ] screaming and yelling at him huh hassan you need you need to do more stuff let me honestly wait give me the hat forward mmm lice cool i just sniffed the ice dude i'm atriaked [Laughter] bro this kid got 80d for real actually for real dude it's like i'm watching six tick tocks stitched together when i watch a miscue stream it is literally like it's like he's acting out 50 different tick tocks it's they're completely segmented [Laughter] there is no context everything is just a random bit into another random bit uh anyway i guess thanks for the impersonation miz really appreciate it um today it's not gonna be exactly like that i'll be honest with you today's content is not gonna exactly be tick-tock-friendly um but we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see hey it's 8 30. so i would like to begin with the traditional playing oh food from ari maybe we delay this five minutes so i can eat that's fine she just got me some stew okay uh well let's play this song anyway um the traditional playing of the marketing monday pre-show theme song by the one and only king delroy ladies and gentlemen it would be appropriate to um bow your head in reverence to one of the greatest songs ever made uh the only problem is this happens every time he sent me a hundred drafts of this song and i don't remember there it is to be it today's marketing monday that's not it there it is today's marketing there it is baby first you bow your head and then you get lost [Applause] and since you're listening right now be sure to invite some friends [Music] look at this kid look at this king if you guys don't know king delroy who made that song we literally were doing uh best jingles one day as a marketing monday topic and we found a fan made autozone jingle from peter scott who was an autozone employee at the time that was so fire it had like 15 views and everyone loved it so we reached i reached out to him and uh well you know people started commenting on the video viewers this room started commenting on his 15 view videos saying this is fire heat so he reached out to me i think we started talking and then he ended up making me a jingle which was amazing um and i you know he might he might play at my wedding there's there's not even there's a real chance that guy plays at my wedding um uh and he's just a really incredibly sweet person i think i brought him on stream for an interview and he prayed for chad who was the only person to ever do that because you guys need prayer you guys need jesus badly and he he was the only one to [ __ ] see that you guys could be saved i personally don't think it's possible twitch chat is twitch chat is too far gone but he he jumped in to save you stormer thank you prime eli i think for the five months okay i'm gonna begin before i jump into the marketing monday proper with the wins and fails and before i do that i want to announce sorry one second i want to announce a brand new sponsor to marketing monday lilly bank banking designed for freelancers let me just take a moment let me make sure everything's set up uh lily bank is a bank designed for freelancers uh like myself or people who have side hustles like myself um they are a pretty awesome new banking app that you can use to um easily categorize your expenses from personal and business so that's what i'm going to be using it for uh it'll it'll pop up everything you spend money on and you can swipe it to personal or business which makes it much much much easier uh when tax season comes to write off all 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start with some wins and fails i have only one major fail and it is the saga told entirely through kotaku articles of um ubisoft's journey into nfts okay let's start with this one wait let's see [Laughter] actually okay well i i don't have the original one but they announced it okay so first off if you guys don't know ubisoft announced that they're gonna be doing nft um inclusions in all of their oh i'm gonna keep this keep these alive uh they're gonna do nft inclusions in all their games so like you can buy ghost recon let's see if i can wait here an example of one i want you to see what i'm talking about yeah here it is okay that's what i'm talking about this is a ghost recon nft helmet that requires you to place 6 000 hours of ghost recon before you can buy this image okay that is that is the uh requirement now that was the launch then they followed it up by saying the ubisoft boss said employee tell employees that nfts are just the beginning so they launch it comes out into the world there's articles about it and then they say this is just the beginning and then let's get one more article here this one right here should be perfect uh nobody is buying ubisoft's garbage ghost recon nfts so only a few weeks later they realized that nobody's buying them okay oh that's tough that's tough but uh they doubled down on it and so uh only a few days later we got this article so many ubisoft employees have quit they're calling it the great exodus and finally um i believe uh they um yeah this is it ubisoft appears to have sold a grand total of 15 nfts so they lost all their employees their boss doubled down they spent a ton of man hours and money and time to create this entire network of nfts for all their games they sold exactly 15 probably some of them are scam sale like weird wash sales or them buying them for themselves i'm sure the ceo bought a couple and then finally after all the hate they received and the lack of success ubisoft says we understand where nft hate comes from does not understand [ __ ] they haven't even abandoned it yet and this is a larger story i mean nfts have been a real hot topic in gaming in the past few weeks as gamers have made their opinion loud and clear they don't want them they don't want this [ __ ] gamers i mean they just simply don't want it and uh they're they're making it very uh well heard another big example was uh stalker two stalkers one of the most like um like hidden gem die hard fan base uh um games of all time and the sequel was hotly anticipated and then they announced there was going to be like in-game earning of nfts everyone [ __ ] lost their mind and now they're removing it because fans uproar so uh yeah end of the day i think fans are making it very clear they don't want nfts in video games um and in general listen nfts already exist in video games they're called they're called like fortnite skins they're called cs go knives okay nobody wants a [ __ ] blockchain edition we've already got them we've already got in-game the essential equivalent of nfts okay you just buy them with in-game currency and you can't transfer them that's it but they already function in the same way and so adding this extra layer of needing a crypto account on top of it and and making games about monetization basically for the developer i mean nfts are good for the developer because every time they're resold they get a cut that's the [ __ ] roblox method but roblox realize you don't need to make an nft for that you just make in-game items that you own and make your game popular the real problem larger than this is that ubisoft's games are not that popular i need to do a marketing monday taking a deeper dive on some of the legacy developers that are starting to really struggle and i think ubisoft's a major one i think ubisoft is not adapting to the new world uh very well in the way that like a riot might be doing super well uh ubisoft is not uh we'll talk about that later that was my fail i'm gonna do one more and this is a simple one because this is not a full wins and fails today this is a win i have one major win okay well no actually you know what [ __ ] i got a couple all right this is a win for millennials we got our first millennial president of chile who apparently announced as he got elected that he's a swifty let's go millennials we got a t-swift fan in the white house of chile i don't know what they call it down there but chile impeach him and this is the beginning bro we're gonna have [ __ ] presidents who are talking about what uh hogwarts house they're in this is the future we're headed towards millennials are gonna have a real great next 10 years the next 10 20 years gonna be so good for millennials dude everything we love is gonna be celebrated over and over again as we start getting a position of power it's gonna be awesome i i hope we get a gryffindor please god let's not get a slytherin in in the oval office um and uh let me give you um oh wait i actually wanted to give a win on that last subject wait i had to get one more win so we've talked about the console wars a lot on this stream i do a lot of wins and fails right of the console wars i want to say with every week that passes i am more and more impressed with the xbox team i think the executives on the xbox side kind of get it i think they understand where they're at and how they can keep growing and they keep doing smart things and one thing that really impressed me was that phil spencer who runs the xbox division uh basically said uh right here um that the metaverse and nfts and crypto and all that it doesn't make sense right now he said people are not asking why it's better for players or creators they're only asking why it's better for themselves the developer and i thought it was a really smart speech he said that all the pitches seemed company focused on the player focused and it just it struck me as someone who's got their finger on the pulse of what gamers actually want and if you look at what they were doing with cloud they had a really great launch of halo infinite they had a really great bunch of forza and again in all my predictions i've said that sony will win this console war but it's shaping up to be just incredibly close because they're both doing quite well and so i just want to say everything i hear from these guys it doesn't strike me as out of touch trust me is that they know exactly where they're at they respect their competition and they're they're making pretty serious changes to make it better for players so um yeah uh big win for them now i think that's it i don't want to do too many more i did want to give one more let's see [Music] oh yeah okay there was nevermind there was a fail okay this is a fail uh there was a guy named bowser you know how the ceo of nintendo's name doug bowser well there's another guy named bowser uh named gary bowser and he was hacking switches and nintendo sued him which is the first time that nintendo's lawsuits have felt at least thematically appropriate you know what i'm saying usually it's just like them suing a random eight-year-old kid for like drawing fan art of animal crossing at least this time it feels like they're the they're the hero you know free him connor says free him at least they can say uh they were fighting the fight they should have fought although it feels weird that nintendo's also owned by bowser ceo bowser suing another bowser doesn't really make a lot of sense and if you're a canadian who bought bought hacked switches i'm sorry your pipeline has run dry they finally got him with a 10 million dollar fine uh the fact that he agreed to pay it is interesting so he agreed to million dollar fine um not necessarily forced on him i wonder if it's an out of court settlement either way uh he must have made a lot of money off switches if he can afford a 10 if he's a random canadian hacker he must have made a good amount of money uh selling those switches okay wait i have to get i have to get moving here so let me give you the final final win and this is a major one this is a really important win this is probably the most important win in all of business and marketing and the world of the past week me i'm rank 578 [ __ ] [Laughter] holy moly i'm basically top 500. how the [ __ ] am i so nasty at age vampires i'm like one win from top 500. if i'd have to do marketing monday today i'd be fine right now i'm nasty i'm a god gamer top 500 and by the way if you count all the smurfs top 100 is mostly smurfs i'm probably talking right now 500 human beings playing only china who are bad i've never played a china mirror in my entire [ __ ] life i feel like it's 99 mongols in french anyway to my own horn tom hunter it's incoming i'm not going to get it i've got the gold now i'm going to get 500 which means i'm going to be [ __ ] nasty nasty nasty at this game um but that's it for the wins uh let's get into the um let's get into the actual show marketing monday but we can't transition from wins and fails to the actual show without a little bit of juice in between i would like you guys to tag yourself as we jump into marketing welcome to marketing monday welcome to marketing monday on a wednesday today's topic the streaming wars and i'm not talking about the ones where youtube buys ludwig or dr disrespect gets banned i'm talking about the ones that are about 1 000 times bigger instead of million dollar deals we're talking about billion dollar deals we're talking about the dominant way people consume media currently in the 21st century that is streaming services let's jump into it today's topic oh wait wait switch screens the streaming oh the streaming wars but before we jump into it i think i have to do one question from my sponsor before we jump into it let's do the sponsor question um keith are we ready for that first sponsor question let's go to this and see if we can make this a little bigger and keith are we ready for that first sponsor question he's telling me bump up the size a little bit of this thing yes sir toss the branded alerts up they're up i think yeah they're up branded alerts are up my friend and yep that's it okay step one do you use an accountant yes or no simple question experts put yes or no if you use an accountant [Music] wait i'm sorry i'm asking a quick question from keith keith if you have if you have a well if you don't use an accountant wait i'm sorry yeah yeah okay yeah yeah sorry all right thank you keith yeah yeah so if you don't use an account then willy link might even be a better app for you it makes it a lot easier to track things that accounts normally take care of for example i don't have an accountant i used tax ninja that one time uh which required me to skateboard through all of san francisco and beg him on the last day where taxes were due for help but if you are like me and uh are often um unprepared for tax season then uh lily bank makes it a lot lot easier if you don't have an accountant it basically tracks all your expenses and separates them from business and personal and uh just generally makes it a lot easier to keep your stuff in line and in order it can also help you with your own personal accounting which is great i think a lot of people and this is myself included um leave out a lot of things that could be expense in their taxes basically for example just me as a streamer i could necessarily deduct like the cost of this camera i could deduct the cost of upgrading my pc i could deduct um everything i spend on quack which is nothing you know five dollars a year uh all that stuff and uh it keeps easy way to keep track of it is with lily bank i can just swipe it left and right to either business or personal um so yeah again i recommend checking out the app if any of this applies to you um easy easy it's free and you can sign up in the link below um that's the first question all right let's get back to let's get back to the topic so the streaming wars this is probably the biggest um conflict going on in the world of tech today it is the most money being spent it has the most competitors as of this year everyone to the has arrived to the party for a long time it was only netflix then it was netflix and hulu then it was netflix hulu and amazon then disney plus now as of this year i think that everyone that's going to arrive has arrived there is no future streaming services coming peacock and paramount were the last of the party and now they're here there's no big hollywood studio holding out everyone has figured out how they're going to approach the war and now they're doing it but they all have different goals they all have different strategies they have different weaknesses they have different strengths and it's hard to determine from the outside who's going gonna succeed who's gonna come out on top what does coming out on top even mean for some of these guys can some of them survive as middle players can some of them squeak along the bottom are someone gonna go out of business netflix is doing great but they have a ton of debt how is that gonna factor in we are gonna dive in today and look at all the strategies of all these companies and figure out who's got the best chance of making it starting of course no i'm sorry one more thing i have to say who any of these guys could be a winner but there's one guaranteed loser there is one guarantee loser no it's not quibby quibby's already dead yes they are they are a loser good call quibby is dead they are a loser but there's one guaranteed loser and that is cable companies the uh traditional tv traditional tv usage is dropping among every demographic even except for old people if you're 65 plus there's barely any drop but if you're 49 there's a steve i mean everyone else is dropping okay cable's seeing dramatic collapses and this is leading to um a lot of interesting knock-on effects because right now the only way to watch sports is with cable and sports used to be the one thing that kept cable alive but now as people begin to shift away people are just watching less sports sports is getting hurt as a byproduct i actually want to do a separate marketing monday on how this is part of the reason that gen z in general is like turning away from sports they just don't watch it they just have no way to watch it um why is there 18349 just dirt it includes the same group twice but also older people 1849 basically means all standard american adults are actually not american this is global all adults in 1834 is like younger adults um sports on twitch yeah yeah we'll talk about that what's up with that anyway so yeah they're done but now let's let's let's move on so this is this is like the setting the stage okay tv usage is in free fall seven big competitors all with billions of dollars and tons of content are showing up to the battlefield first up we have the lion we have the king of the jungle we have netflix okay and i want to play a little sound that i had quack pull for me uh quack where's you where did you do this there it is okay we'll just put right here wait quack that's [ __ ] quack that's roku quack i don't want the roku sound who the [ __ ] knows about roku i want there it is thank god okay play one more time iconic okay we're in netflix let's talk about netflix but i don't want to talk about the netflix that you're thinking of not this netflix let's talk about wait [ __ ] let's talk about this netflix okay let's flash back to 2007. watch this commercial play this commercial please play this commercial please play this commercial please this is a picture of a commercial i wanna hold i repeat hold can you just hold would you guys mind holding you just hold would be awesome if you just hold for one second if you're busy like me if you just hold for one second please this netflix i want to talk about when i talk about this netflix let's flashback 2007. if you're busy like me going to the video store is a hassle with netflix just make a list of the movies you want to see and in about one business day you'll get three delivered to your house keep them as long as you want without late fees for soccer finish one return it in this prepaid envelope and they'll send you another movie from your list can you get that mommy's doing a tv commercial netflix all the movies you want 22 bucks a month and no late fees 22 a month fees for a dvd rental service is anyone here remember this netflix who here used this netflix who had this no late fees remember that the the blockbuster killer i wonder some of you were actually too young to even have this netflix and it wasn't even that long ago this was what netflix was in the early 2000s um they were a dvd rental service where which cost 22 a month way more than now to get dvds delivered directly to your home and it was successful this was their this was their big um this was their business sorry let's uh okay but then their ceo noticed two things that i've encompassed in this very simple chart every year in the early 2000s postage got more expensive which means it cost more and more for netflix to send out these dvds at the same time broadband speeds got less and less expensive and um faster so internet was getting faster oh the internet was getting faster and posters are getting more expensive so they realized okay our business doesn't make sense for the long term let's pivot to streaming so they started a dual service where they kept the dvd rental service but they also added free streaming it was called watch now you could open up your your um it would even app at the time you should open up netflix on the browser and when you're choosing to rent a dvd you can also choose watch now and just watch it online now i remember it being extremely laggy and not a great service but it took off it was it was pretty successful and they had a key advantage they were a first mover so let's one second um um they were a first mover so they have exactly that they have what amazon had in cloud they have what twitch has in live streaming they have what apple had in iphones and smartphones okay if you're the first mover consumers see you as the default and you're ahead of the competition so you get certain key advantages in this case it was that hollywood had no [ __ ] idea what the value of their products was worth so they got friends on netflix friends is one of the most popular valuable shows people binge it like crazy even gen z who never grew up with this love this show they got it for 30 million dollars a year which is nothing that's nothing that's like mr beast's budget mr beast could have bought friends at the time do you know what i'm saying so they got friends they got tons of movies they had basically early netflix back in 2000 um seven to nine if you guys remember had almost everything on it almost every movie almost every show early netflix was was the was the complete package um but wait sorry yeah hollywood didn't know hollywood didn't didn't know the value they didn't understand that online was the future they thought they could make a quick buck selling this to netflix they watch it online they didn't think it mattered turns out it did matter and allowed netflix to go really quickly so right now netflix is doing amazing netflix at this time 2000 2009 10-ish they're killing it everyone's using netflix they have no competition they have everything and they have this side dvd rental business that's still churning along okay um and and at that point their stock is already worth like massive amounts then around 2010 and 11 things go really wrong they're so happy with how streaming is going they think let's get rid of this dvd rental business and they spun it off as a company called quickster i don't even know if you guys even remember this the dvd rental business of netflix was spun off into a separate company called quickster and people at the time this is like 2009 or 10 people still use dvd rentals dvd rentals were still um a big part of the business netflix actually made more money even when streaming was like this era they made more money from dvd rentals than streaming because streaming was like a lost leading service so people rioted customers rioted they were no longer getting both in one and they left netflix and quickster by the th by the tens of thousands people were millions people were dipping left and right it was a disastrous split and at the same time hollywood started waking up right as uh netflix is looking extra weak netflix is like wait a minute i mean hollywood was like wait um hey remember that deal we had for friends can we uh we're gonna go ahead and cancel that and then everyone else is charging them more so um here's a there's an article in 2011 netflix is losing stars play over 1 000 stars movies tv shows to be cut netflix started losing all of their stuff at once okay all of hollywood started waking up and saying hey you better pay us like 100 x more or you're not getting our stuff and we're going to put it online ourselves luckily making your own streaming service is very hard and very slow and hollywood was not ready to make their own so there was no competition yet for netflix but they couldn't keep this stuff on netflix okay so right around 2011 this is what happens and netflix is facing another crisis so much like in the early days they have another crisis where it's like okay this could be the end of the company dvds are dying weak no longer cast them online so they came up with this solution oh by the way this is this this is the stock this is the stock in late 2011. it went from 300 to about like 50. it was a 75-80 drop netflix was almost a dead company in 2011. after this is the quickster right here is quickster right here at the top is when they announced quickster everything this would have been the best buy the dip of all time by the way if you bought right here um so they have this quote this is from chief content officer ted serrandos i've mentioned this in previous marketing mondays it's one of the best business quotes i think i've ever heard to me i think this is one of the most forsight um most the best instances of force i've ever seen this guy went on to become ceo of netflix by the way he was a content number of time he said our goal is to become hbo faster than hbo could become us and what he was saying was at the time was that hbo makes amazing original content that they own but they haven't yet figured out streaming we've figured out streaming but we don't own anything so as hollywood steals everything away from us we need to figure out how to make our own content quickly or we're going to be at the mercy of them forever and hbo and other people like that are going to eat our lunch it was a very genius very very genius thought and it led to them creating their first original series house of cards now i've redacted one of the actors but you might know who it is they launched house of cards and they was very innovative so what they had was um the entire season released from minute one it was the first time people had done this you could binge the season and they knew this in a way that hollywood didn't because they'd already been streaming for a while and they noticed everyone likes to binge people didn't even know collie wouldn't hear the concept of binging figured out yet until netflix looked at the data for for streaming so they uh so they release house of cards it's a wild success all of a sudden they've got good press pickup they've got um um positive spin on the stock subscribers are sticking around longer people are signing up check out house of cards all of a sudden okay this is working let's let's double down so this guy uh you can't really see him i'll act out his face hey he's the most powerful talent agent in the world right now he's the guy that ari gold from entourage was based off of his name is arya manuel he's most powerful he owns uh endeavor largest town ages in the world at the recent code conference he said the phrase the total addressable market of content is infinite basically what that means is if you have amazing content total restaurant market is like a concept used to determine how big your business audit idea can be for example if you come up with an idea that's like really good for welders or golfers let's say you cope with a better club for golfers okay your total addressable market is all golfers but it's not all people the average person doesn't give a [ __ ] okay the average person doesn't care so your total mark is how big the market is for what you're making and what he said quite prophetically is that content is basically everyone on earth if you make a good enough show or a good enough um piece of media or a good enough book there is no limit to how far that can go you could you could sell it to almost everybody on earth and so netflix is really attempting to test that theory by spending way way way way way more money than they have for the past 10 years netflix has gone like 20 billion dollars into debt they've issued junk bonds to get 20 billion dollars of debt to just buy content now they don't make that money netflix does not have that money netflix is making all these originals stranger things everything off of debt and they're just hoping that they can get big enough to get out of that and one of the best examples of that working by the way is their stock price which is you can't even see that dip anymore this remember the quickster dip that's here this is where they are now this is where they are now so all of this was debt-fueled but they are growing their way out of the debt through pure content and one of the things with that working is squid game now squid game was a recent launch as i've mentioned you gotta see this sorry let's move my here you can see it right here squid game recent launch um the most successful launch of an original series of all time uh net was his biggest launch in history the most google thing ever i think it was so successful that yeah it was successful it was so simple globally that uh internet companies in korea were suing netflix because they had to deliver squid getting people on people's the traffic was too high the telecom companies were suing netflix because they didn't expect to have to actually deliver unlimited broadband to their customers everyone was watching squid game at the same time and they got pissed [Laughter] it was such a global phenomenon and importantly uh oh by the way one more example is that uh this is new um oh sorry new learners in the u.s studying korean yeah riot squigga comes out uh people start studying korean on mass now i'm not sure how many of them stuck with it but at the time you know that's cultural impact that's cultural but for a show and what's important is this show did not cost a lot to make this show only cost 28 million dollars to make which again is within mr beast but in fact i think mr beast probably spent more on his squid game per episode then uh the netflix did um uh which is insane but um it worked what i'm saying is it worked so they spent 28 million um for this show it's been viewed over 22 billion times um netflix had a massive engagement increase um and it just grew exponentially but what's unique about netflix's strategy here and what makes them different from every other streaming service is that this was produced locally in south korea and this is what's the big thing that's different about netflix going into the next five years okay netflix realized that as they grow and more people show up to be competition all of their competitors disney hbo paramount they're all bidding the same content in hollywood okay everyone's buying the same content in hollywood and it's getting more and more expensive if you are like a leo dicaprio or you're a steven spielberg i mean stevensburg is a great example because spielberg said he didn't want netflix to be included at the emmys and then two years later two years later um signed a deal with them at the oscars i'm sorry spielberg said i don't think streaming services should be at the oscars and then two years later he signed a deal with him okay because the money coming is is is fantastical so uh all that stuff is starting to get more and more powerful and so netflix has a strategy using my favorite word glocal okay we're talking about glocal uh let me give you this so this is um this is netflix doubling down so 27 million dollars what game cost this is how much they're spending next year okay nobody else is spending a billion dollars to create korean only shows [Laughter] i mean at this rate we're gonna get you know 30x new korean shows every single market that netflix operates in they're spending money like crazy to create content that is compelling locally but can be sent globally and this is an entirely new philosophy for the most of hollywood's history stuff was exported globally but it was all made in hollywood so you'd have spider-man you'd have star wars et cetera but you'd make it in hollywood and then you'd translate it and put it out globally but now they're realizing there is cheap good talent in all of the countries they operate in and there's a lot of viewers a lot of subscribers they don't have to make everything in la and so netflix is doubling down on the strategy of building um talent all over the world and then exporting great shows from you know money heist is from south america squid games from korea they're making all these shows over the world and they're exploring globally and audiences are still watching them it was a it was long time considered impossible to get american audiences to watch a korean subtitled show and they did money from spam sorry from straight my nasa spain yeah i'm sorry i mean um so that's glocal okay and you'll notice it with this example so i'm sort of making it smaller here but uh netflix is available in 191 countries apple tv and 107 disney plus and 54 hbo maxim 40 paramount in 39 and peacock in the united states only so if you're netflix and you're competing with peacock why try to outbid them on a few things that are only relevant to americans when you could win the entire globe they can't even compete with you in these countries and you can make stuff way cheaper this is where netflix's key competitive advantage going forward is this is how they again time after time netflix has been presented with a pretty big challenge that could threaten their company in this case it's the fact that there's a million new competitors that are driving up the cost of content they're already going into debt so they're expanded globally for this this global strategy it's really smart it's netflix's um new path forward number of languages supported netflix 37 disney 16 hbo max 4 hulu 2 okay two languages you're not gonna compete globally with two languages peacock peacock probably zero bro i support more than two languages yeah then you're beating hulu so this is one of the things people don't talk about when they talk about how netflix is um adapting to the changing competitive last game and this is why i think they're one of the best positions going forward not because they have their own subscribers now because they've built out this global infrastructure they're fighting for every consumer in every market and that means even if they don't you know gain a lot of ground in america it doesn't matter as much they can have a bunch of cheap great shows that americans will still love created all over the world and it's also why if you're if you're someone who's uh got a lot of talent let's say you're a spielberg or you're a dicaprio or you're like someone is going to make a great movie you kind of want it to be on netflix because you're going to reach so many more people you'll be a global star rather than maybe just an american one and that has proven itself out with this so i'm gonna go let's see if i can is it worth it to go full screen here uh actually i think smaller screen actually works because then you guys can actually read it so we'll just do this um uh this is global demand now if you go to america only this is actually way more even people have their own favorite shows and all these different services but if you zoom out to global level netflix has more demand than all of the rest of the other shows combined and this is demand for the originals this is not demand for like um uh full size of the library or this is not subscribers this is like if you pull people on what they're most excited about for original content netflix has more than the rest of the uh services combined so they're uniquely positioned for success and that shows up with this so this is the final piece of the netflix puzzle and i think it's one of the most important ever this is a this is a pretty confusing graph at first at first but let me explain it it's about churn churn is the idea of if you sign up for a service watch something and then leave let me give you the best example if churn goes up that's bad okay this black line right here is is hbo now and in may 2019 they had a massive spike in churn what happened in may 2019 does anyone know what happened in may 20 that made everyone quit hbo game of thrones yeah the the terrible finale and ending of gain of game of thrones whether they ruined it or not i mean it was over and the second it was over everyone was like okay great game of thrones is over i don't need hbo max anymore so they left they just dipped and there's a big spike in hulu around here and what you'll see is almost every streaming service outside of netflix has these big churn spikes once their top show ends they might get a hit here and there you might get the mandalorian or you might get game of thrones you might get whatever but once it's over people binge it and they leave netflix does not have that their highest peak of churn is below the lowest of everybody else okay they start steady about two percent netflix is being considered by customers as like um a bill it's like electricity it's like it's like water electricity and netflix it's something that you don't necessarily think about it's uh it's just something that uh it's a utility it's something you just have to have and if they can keep that default position and reduce churn it gives them a massive advantage of everybody else because even if someone else gets a hit it's like they keep netflix they sign up for the new service they watch the show and they leave they don't they don't drop netflix for that new thing and keep it uh and that's that's what given them the competitive adventure so far and what's allowing them to so far grow their way out of their debt now if this growth slows that's their only weakness i want to say that overall netflix is lying or the king of the jungle the only weakness they have is if is if the growth starts to slow people eat in their market share their global strategy doesn't work then eventually this debt is going to catch up with them because they're not rich they are not like they don't have the money that an apple has they don't have money that amazon has they don't have the money that google has they they don't make a ton of money yet and so they can only raise prices if they keep great quality low churn so it depends let's go let's go person two let's go to prime video speaking of rich speaking of rich as hell let's talk about somebody that's actually rich let's talk about a company that has an entirely different strategy let's talk about a company that really puts money at the first first and foremost uh and let's see if i can get um the intro that quack got me [Music] amazon originals let's get into it prime video so so far so far uh amazon doesn't have a major hit they don't have squid game they don't have tire king they have a large library size that's bigger than almost everyone else's combined full of amazing stuff crap stuff whatever they just added all the pile but uh oh wait and uh they're they are not the king of the jungle yet they're like the 800 pound gorilla they're made of pure muscle they have a ton of money and their current strategy of taking over hollywood seems to be that jeff bezos uh has his girlfriend flirt with celebrities and then he threatens to murder them okay that's their his current strategy invincible and the boys are not as big as those other shows but yes they are they're doing well they're they're big they're on prime but they're not as big as sweet game anyway their current strategy is uh is the honey pot with jeff bezos's uh girlfriend uh it's sort of the carrot and the stick okay he's got his girlfriend come out you lure him in and then he threatens him with his um newly buffed body and steep cliffs and that might work it's a strong strategy but it's a risky one okay but if it doesn't work if this doesn't work they have a powerful backup money lots and lots and lots of money that is their powerful backup okay they have a lot more money than almost anyone else um oh sorry and with that money again i mean i should just move my camera like over here we'll see you can see this is library size so if you'll notice disney plus pretty small peacock a little bigger hdmx a little bigger a little bigger netflix a lot bigger prime video bigger than all of them combined there is more stuff on prime video than any other streaming service it's not all good stuff they've got a bunch of random shows from the 80s and 90s they got a bunch of random movies but they have more they've purchased almost everything that's available cheaply they've bought it all okay it's a massive massive market size they've tossed a lot of money at the problem um so the raw library size of this everything store dwarfs everyone else combined and uh and they're not stopping there so look at this uh recently jeff bezos spent eight uh and a half billion dollars to buy mgm just to get the rights to james bond to get the right james bond okay i got this great uh eight and a half billion dollars just to own james bond and uh that's that's tough money i mean again netflix's content budget for the past year is massive but it was only 17 billion so that's half of what netflix spent on content for the whole year um just for james bond to add to amazon's piles they have a lot of money okay and also as an added [ __ ] you jeff bezos also bought the warner estate which was basically the biggest most um prestigious uh mansion in all of hollywood just kind of as a not subtle [ __ ] you to hollywood to say i own the place now uh yeah it's from the warner brothers it used to be owned by the most powerful family in hollywood now he's saying that's me okay i'm here i'm i'm the dog and he uh he bought this kind of ugly mansion for 165 million dollars i don't even think he lives there i'm pretty sure he spent most of his time in seattle but he just bought this match anyway because he's got that kind of money um i want to say one more thing uh this this purchase is kind of crazy when you think about it this is a 100 year old studio that has legacies of amazing content one of those powerful studios in hollywood history and jeff bezos essentially bought it to sell more toilet paper because that's the strategy here the thing that makes amazon unique among all the streaming services is they don't really care about the content unlike netflix which is a content play pure you know purely first and foremost amazon really only cares about the churn rate on prime subscriptions if two percent p of people don't subscribe to prime or like keep prime because of amazon prime video that's worth it they can throw as much money as they want at this and they don't care if it makes money back all they care is that you stick around with prime prime is a bigger deal to them and what they're sort of doing is they're featurizing the idea of content to amazon prime content is not a business on its own it's something you use to help your toilet paper sales business and your toothbrush sale business and your book sales business and your and all that uh do better all they care about is that doing better if you're in prime and you're buying stuff on amazon and you're using one day shipping that is important to them and they'll give you a bunch of movies and stuff for free to keep that going and so that makes them unique in all streamers because they can spend a lot more money and not care and so speaking of a lot more money this is a quote from a deep dive on their new show lord of the rings money by the standards of any other studio in the history of television by the standards of any other studio in the history of television was no issue amazon had to find the right project so jeff bezos personally demanded he went to his executives and he personally demanded his own game of thrones jeff bezos said i want us to have our own game of thrones i don't care what it costs this is a true story and so to hedge their bets because the boss is asking they didn't just go for one they went for two and they spent a billion dollars alone on lord of the rings then they spent another they spent a billion just to buy their rights and they're spending like another quarter of a billion just to make the show lord of the rings is already set to be the most expensive show of all time and it hasn't even been made yet okay then at the same time they spent another quarter of a billion the amount of game of thrones final season on uh on the wheel of time do you guys know wheel of time because it's already out and i haven't even heard of it they're they're they're spending more money than the the biggest season of game of thrones the most expensive on wheel of time currently and no one's even talking about it okay they are throwing an absolutely ludicrous amount of money into the market to try and get a hit they want to hit badly because right now that's been the main thing they're missing again the boys is good invincible's good but they haven't quite hit the cultural consciousness the way that like a tired king a squid game a game of thrones has he wants that hit that's the one thing they've been um tough to wrap their minds around oh sorry yep that's it so um that's the main strategy they have is that basically for them content is not a business by itself for them to win all they need to do is keep prime churn down and they'll spend almost any amount of money to do it but which also means you know there's a thing called skin in the game netflix has skin in the game the content needs to be good to save their business because amazon doesn't need the content to be good no one on their side is really passionate about making good content which means a lot of their shows end up worse than they could be okay on the exact opposite of that spectrum is hbo max but first i'm going to take a quick break and do one more question from lily bank let's talk about hbo max but i want to do one more lily bank question lily bank do we have a question can't amazon just buy netflix no no shot netflix is a 271 billion dollar company they are worth about as about as much as disney no amazon is worth more yes but you cannot buy freelancers do you think you've saved enough for your 2021 taxes yes no or taxes i don't know if any of you are freelancers whichever ones of you that are freelancers if you've saved enough for your taxes do you think you have yes no or maybe now for me i've seen this a lot with streamers um it's very common not just with ludwig but uh especially with smaller streamers actually because they don't have the money to pay their way out of it the problem is twitch pays you out all your money youtube pays all your money but you don't take the taxes out of it and so you just spend that money thinking it's yours and then the end of the year comes and a gigantic tax bill is owed and if you don't have anything saved you're kind of screwed this happens to small streamers a lot um they get hit with huge tax bills and uh lily bank actually helps a lot with that as an easy way to pre-save you can have it already pre-cut out whatever your tax amount is and save it from your bank account as your money comes in and that way you're not surprised when tax season rolls around so check out lily bank if that interests you and if you are spamming taxes and you are not eight years old i would be worried because it is coming and you will have to pay it so check them out link in the description below in the panel below the video let's get back to the content hbo max so i mentioned um the strategy for amazon is money money money money nothing but money infinite amounts of money sorry but money isn't everything which is good because hbo max doesn't have a lot of it they they have a lot less um what they do have though what they have that amazon doesn't is a talent they've got a great talent development program this is a picture let's make it smaller here for a second of how much these three services spent per emmy okay hbo spent about 72 million dollars for each emmy they received netflix made about 333 million for each enemy and amazon prime video spent about half a billion dollars for each emmy that means to get high quality content amazon has to spend almost 10x more because they're just not as attractive the best um the best directors the best actors everyone everyone is more likely to want to work with hbo they want over their job because hbo understands talent they understand how to make a good product they understand um how to give the creatives uh room to run anyway they're just very good at talent development and as such they've made shows like succession and game of thrones and outside of the final season and um the wire and and sopranos and all that and ha and they've really punched above their weight class basically hbo has been managed to punch with their weight class despite having less money they've had more hits for what they spent now is that enough it's tough to say so recently they introduced something called project popcorn when hbo was acquired by a t um project popcorn is a release of um this was the big innovation this is what this is what made hbo different project popcorn is the strategy that uh that hbo has it was in the early days of the pandemic okay the early age of the pandemic uh things were not going so good for hbo max other streamers were doing better they said [ __ ] it we're gonna drop every warner brothers movie day and date same as theatrical release online okay so when dune comes out in theaters you can instead watch it as it's meant to be watched on a samsung smart fridge okay the same day this is how i watched it at stanz's house this was the big innovation okay and it has been actually quite successful quite successful because hbo max is owned by wb they've been able to put out uh you know uh wonder woman um dune um there's a bunch of other you know bigger movie i think the matrix is out there right now and you can watch it all same day now other companies either don't have theatrical studios like let's say a um amazon prime or they are afraid of doing this like disney disney's afraid of doing this because obviously they make a ton of money from theatrical releases so this was like one of the big innovations that has enabled hbo max to stay competitive is they have same day release movies and then some great content um from the shows they run so that that's given them a second chance in this war they were kind of on the way out to be quite honest um and there's still an uncertain future because everyone else is either starting to catch up or realize this is a bad idea so the next few years are going to determine whether um this same day release strategy is actually good and makes money or if it's only good for the customer but actually loses money because one thing disney has said not publicly but privately is that they used to be able to sell you the same thing like four times so i don't know if you recall but like normally you'd go to the theater and watch frozen and then you'd go home and buy the dvd for frozen and then maybe the dvd would break and you'd buy frozen with the bonus features or they do you know what i'm saying that's what families would have to do and they'd also say some frozen merch on top of that or they or by the frozen tv or the frozen tv show or the spin-off or whatever or you'd buy like that that's sort of how they could get you they could milk you on the same ip a bunch of times but if you are a family that just buys disney plus and gets all that for free for one fee they're making way less money off you than these two and so they're kind of upset about it so it's gonna time will see whether or not this strategy actually works but if it does it's been very successful for hbo uh speaking dizzy let's talk about disney let's talk about disney um disney plus and we talked about disney interesting about three companies disney espn and hulu because all of these companies if you don't know are owned by disney hulu is not its own entity in the streaming wars hulu exists for one reason things that are not brand appropriate for disney or things that already have a contract with other companies go on hulu that's it hulu is not going to win this war hulu will not exist eventually hulu only exists to have a separation of some content from disney plus disney owns all of this okay making disney a fearsome competitor you could in fact buy all 3d all these services as one bundle for the same price as netflix you can buy all three of them i think 15 a month same as netflix and you get all of them so uh disney strength okay is their world-class s-tier ip they have a deeper bench than everyone else in streaming and it's not close okay let me give you an example uh oh it is yeah i mean they have star wars marvel pixar disney okay they have stars they have an absolute massive bench of beloved beloved ip right now the biggest franchise in the world is marvel okay like 80 of the box office for the past few years has been marvel tickets marvel's massive they own that no one else can compete with that for example red notice was the biggest movie on netflix this year red notice is no spider-man red other than i love the rock i love dwayne rad notice was a big hit but this is i wanted to have him holding the rock's head decapitated but i didn't know if that was too far for the brand [Laughter] so i just put the i just put the uh i just put the uh the the cover there but anyway spiderman is already on pace to be the first and only billion dollar movie it's a it's phenomenally successful again red notice a ton of viewers but who's talking about it it doesn't have the cultural impact it doesn't have the revenue generated the same way that some of disney's biggest hits do star wars uh marvel pixar movies they're just they're just bigger they have a better bench they have the best world-class ip the red noise expanded universe does not quite have the same ring to it it may get a sequel but i don't think it's going to have the same impact that disney has so that's izzy's strength but it's also their weakness okay because while they're very good at this stuff it's a look at the challenges they're facing um going forward let me explain okay so uh first of all this is top 10 film studio 2019 disney makes more money at the theater than almost every other studio combined okay disney has dominated theaters for the past few years but we're talking about streaming wars okay so that's the problem this is the problem if you're doing this good in theaters it becomes very hard internally to justify um releasing something on a streaming service to give it to give it uh power and so and when they do do that they get sued so for example let's go back to spider-man real quick spider-man's not coming out in disney plus because spider-man's under contract with sony who's contract with stars so they're not going to get dizzy plus for 18 months they have no um they have no yeah i said i said doo-doo uh yeah spider-man is not coming on disney plus um for 18 months um and scarlett johansson um is suing them whenever when they try to release black widow so the problem is disney's like this big gigantic titanic ship and it's hard to turn it's very hard to turn the wheel they make so much money from the way things currently are that they have to cannibalize themselves to grow disney plus if they were to say like we're releasing frozen two and it's exclusive to disney plus and we're dropping it tomorrow massive every family in america would need it okay everyone families got like a daughter in america would need it if they were released um a new major marvel movie same day on disney plus massive for for free with subscription but they can't do that because they would lose too much money from the way things are and so while other companies that are struggling can be more nimble like hbo and netflix disney doesn't want to lose what they already have frozen three i'm right frozen three frozen three sorry frozen three like like a sequel spider-man four okay yeah even shang chi which they released on disney required you to spend an extra 30 because they didn't want to lose the extra money now if they were able to do it where it was like hey you get it all if you just pay the normal scription fee you get all of this stuff for free all included they could crush but they don't have the balls to do that because it would cut into what they currently have too much and even when they do do it like for for black widow they get sued scarlett johansson sues them for breach of contract they're just locked into a lot of contracts that want to keep things the way things are so disney's advantage they have the greatest ip and their disadvantage their weakness is they're slow for example just to illustrate this example uh olaf's frozen adventure on blu-ray costs more than a month of disney plus so if they put everything on disney plus instead of you buying all of this stuff separately you just you just get it all for cheap they're losing so much money they're losing so much money when they give it all to you on disney plus and why they need to do that because the world is changing people want this stuff they're gonna find this stuff no matter what they're not going back to this world it's very hard to pull the leech off to stop the blood sucking okay they they're trying to but it's very slow and it's what's keeping them from being as strong as they could be if they were fully committed they'd be almost unstoppable because they have the best ip in the world but they're not fully committed and it's holding them back uh as of right now walt disney company and netflix are exactly the same value basically on the market they they leap frog back and forth um they're validating but it's but that's that's kind of a interesting um way to look at it okay because disney has 150 000 more employees they have cruise ships they have theme parks they have merch they have better ip why is netflix worth exactly the same as them it's because the market doesn't think disney can keep growing at the way netflix is that's the long and short of it if netflix if disney can prove they can grow they can prove they can make these d plus grow then they'll shoot up but right now they're valued exactly the same um disney prints money with theme parks it's because market value is done what do you mean shooting up is bad um where's lily on this list let's talk about lilly a second um netflix theme parks i don't i think unlikely i think netflix is purely focused on content but anyway they're valued exactly the same and it'll be they're like flat even and it'll be interesting to see which one shoots up and which one goes down you know who's going to survive of these two because they are they're very close competitors speaking of uh stock market let's go to the top of the list let's go to the very top and look at apple okay because while these guys are down here at 34 and 35 there's only one company at number one baby that's apple also in videos down here if you notice if you notice uh apple almost worth three trillion dollars the most valuable company on planet earth so let's talk about apple tv the problem with apple tv do you guys remember that video i did about the um the spoiled rich kid who got really into designing shirts and the shirts all had money bags on them this guy do you remember this guy this is apple tv [Laughter] this is apple in the streaming wars it's like a hobby to them they're the most valuable company on earth they're rich as hell but as far as i can tell from looking at their strategy it's basically just a hobby it's basically something they do because it seems fun to hang out with celebrities okay let me give you an example uh so far they've been focused on creating a high-end brand using only originals so if you'll you probably don't notice because you don't if you have apple tv but if you do there's not like a ton of movies and shows on there it's only originals that they've made in the last two years it's all brand new content and it's all original it's all new one show the morning show on apple tv cost as much to make as the final season of game of thrones so a show that had dragons uh cgi dragons gigantic battlefields a massive cast on-site shooting this show which is basically set in a small set with a couple actors talking cost as much the amount of money they spend on reese witherspoon and jennifer aston is is phenomenally over the top they're drastically overspending on top talent because to me it seems like they just want to kick it with hollywood they've got the money they think it's cool they know that amazon's doing it everyone else is doing it they don't really have a purpose no i'm not being entirely fair okay their idea is similar to amazon the apple ecosystem if you're part of the apple ecosystem let's say you're uh you know you if you've got an iphone you have the iwatch everything apple watch that makes them a lot of money okay if you're in the apple uh ecosystem that makes them a ton of money and so if this keeps you in there technically it's worth it okay because if you like ted lasso and it keeps from switching to android um you probably get the ipad the air pods and if you're ludicrous you'll get this diamond encrusted apple watch okay like i even put modern morning show on it so you can you know they can they could get you in the in the system but it doesn't have the same um impact or ruthlessness that amazon has and from looking at it closely it just feels like that's the idea in theory but not in practice because right now they're the smallest by far so this is a this is the chart of um market share only in the united states but apple tv doesn't operate globally as well as other other competitors so peacock has a slightly bigger market share than apple tv apple tv is is by far the smallest of the streaming services it has no real adoption none of their shows have reached um mass cultural consciousness ted last of season one was the best they had but season two was kind of a letdown and it just hasn't been a good driver so so far nobody's really like decided to go into the apple world because of that they go to apple world because it's good they love the iphone they love the the airpods they love all that they don't really care about the content the content's not really changing hearts and minds and so what it seems like to me is that apple tv is the equivalent of jack dorsey ceo of twitter spending hundreds of millions of dollars to buy title he just wants to hang out with jay-z that's it bro title is a failed music service he only bought it because he likes hanging out with jay-z on a boat with his family that's it when you're a super rich mega billionaire you want the clout of hanging out with jay-z that's it there's no real reason to own title title's not doing anything and so that's exactly what apple tv is sort of it feels like it feels like apple executives think of themselves as cool they want to be cool they want to hang out with celebrities they want to make shows everyone else is doing it they have the money it doesn't cost them anything because they're already they're so profitable why not lose a little bit money on it but it's not profitable it's not working and it remains to be seen they'll they'll allow the losses for too much longer um uh so that's apple tv let's talk about yeah i i almost didn't include these guys but i'm going to i want to talk about roku i asked i asked quack to get me i don't even know much about roku i asked him to get me the roku intro screen does anybody recognize this [Music] because that's ugly as sin [Laughter] i hate it i don't like it at all but i'm including roku because i want to keep this jungle metaphor going you know um netflix is the lion king of the jungle amazon's 800 pound gorilla disney the house of mouse roku is the buzzer the buzzard uh they're the vulture they pick off the carcass of the dead and actually make some great profits if you guys are on a roku it's like almost like a stream stick you you like if you're let's say an old person and you want to watch streaming services on your tv you can just put in the stream stick of roku and you can watch netflix or anything you want and also roque has their own streaming service and uh or you can have it built in roku tvs and it turns out that roku has been actually quite successful during the pandemic uh right around the time when um vaccines started to get um widely distributed and people started going back to normalcy or this is pre-omicron because we're now back to lockdown but for a while there would seem like things might be getting back to normal um traditional tv keeps declining netflix and everyone else started declining a little bit because everyone started going outside again they weren't stuck inside on lockdown they started going outside again but roku kept shooting up roku has continued to grow because roku offers a really easy way um to just watch streaming services on your tv it's very popular roku tvs are quite popular they have a great remote they're simple they're cheap and it turns out that's what most people want so roku has been pretty successful and they don't make their own content really but what they do is they buy absolutely cheap stuff and that brings us back to our favorite company quibby quibby uh i have a separate marketing monday video on each check it out they they they raised about two billion dollars to make uh 15 second videos for zoomer 15 minute videos for zoomers they failed spectacularly it was one of the biggest dumpster fires in history they lost all that money and now as of a few months ago roku bought the entire quibby library for 1 17th of what it cost to make which means there is now a place you can watch chance the rapper's punk show outside of risky reels which was until until recently the only place you could watch it you can finally get roku tv and watch it now i still think they've probably overpaid this content is so bad they probably still overpaid at 117 the cost but they did buy it and roku has been going around with a little bit of extra money from the markets and uh they're under the radar again they're kind of like the dollar tree of this competition okay they just they don't need to beat walmart and target they just need to grab some cheap stuff sell it cheaply and make a profit and that's what they're doing roku is is the buzzard and honestly it might be a decent investment play they're doing well they probably won't die and they don't have gigantic ambitions they're not spending billions on content they're not going into debt they're profitable so um i'm actually kind of impressed with broker the more i looked into it as a business not as a streaming service i'll never get it in my life but as a business um they're pretty it's perfect for broke college because yeah it's broke anybody it's just a good broke streaming service and guess what everyone's kind of getting broke you know the the market is bifurcating into stuff for like ultra wealthy and then everyone else is kind of broke so um it's not a bad deal broker's not a bad deal and they're doing kind of well as a business so i want to give them a shout out uh let's talk about oh wait sorry i'm sorry i wanted to say one thing i'm sorry this is kind of a spoiler pretend you didn't see that because i wanted to say um listen listen let's actually go full screen with this earlier in this breakdown let's go let me just let me talk to you for a second and we're gonna do one more question earlier in this breakdown i referred to netflix as the lion the king of the jungle okay it's not entirely true it's not entirely true okay they're just an animal there's an animal out there that even lions fear a terrible predator that stalks the jungle and dominates anything in its path i'm talking of course about the mighty peacock i mentioned before the power of first mover advantages what netflix has but we need to talk about what's more important the last mover advantage which is nothing that's nothing peacock is the latest to the party and has no advantage at all which means they're probably dead yeah this is this is dead dead in the water um they lost 914 million dollars in their first year of operation with all of these shows like the office is one of the most demanded streaming um shows of all time and it did not seem to did not seem expected yeah the losses were expected by the company yeah but they have continued into this year and they show no path to changing again if these shows didn't do it they're not getting more popular they're obviously very popular shows but they're not they're not growing okay and they don't have any new stuff coming so um and this was an article recently this year peacock's rules take flight their originals have had no demand so they launched with some really great legacy shows the office parks and rec but then their originals sucked so if you don't have good originals you can't keep growing the office doesn't get more popular which means peacock is like i said dead i think they're dead in the water they they just don't have the heft they don't have the ability to create great originals and they don't have the money tech companies are just so much richer nbc is not amazon we see it's not apple they can't toss around money the way these big tech companies can and they don't have the creative power to beat hbo uh but you know who does paramount plus because guess what paramount plus may be exactly the same as peacock but probably worse but they have one key difference they have one thing that makes them able to weather any storm and that my friends is nathan stanz as long as nathan stands wants to scam the world by watching survivor episodes live on twitch openly they'll always have at least one paying customer and as long as they got stands i literally think stans might be their only guy i i think their entire market is misgiving stands just openly pirating shows on twitch that and star trek fans i actually looked into it so to get slightly serious um oh sorry to get slightly serious they have families that watch nick and they have star trek nerds and that's basically all they've gotten so far that's not big enough to win a streaming war and that's not big enough to justify the cost of operating service so again they are also in trouble peacock and paramount plus are both in deep trouble going on almost the full year in business they are losing tons of money and they could make a bunch of money by selling like if they just sold survivor to netflix they'd make a bunch of money but they want to make even more by getting a big streaming service but i don't think it's going to work it's not working so far so those are our key competitors let me let me take a final stop here and figure out where we're headed i wanted a very poignant image to sum up the whole streaming world we talked about all the different competitors and so all i could get was this which is a couple of loose 20 bills on a laptop is this powerful does this sum it up does this feel like it really this is you know there's there's there's money and there's that that's sum it up uh i wanted to sell with some predictions of where i think we're going based on these analysis okay um i think the biggest upside i looked at all the data i looked at all the streaming services the biggest winners the biggest upside prime and netflix these guys if they're if their strategy works if they keep executing well if nothing goes wrong these guys are the biggest um the biggest upset the biggest the biggest chances to do super well netflix and amazon prime have been killing it and the way they're doing business their strategy seems the smartest it seems like they're most effective to their business best way to make money netflix is going to dominate content have low churn and raise prices prime video is going to keep prices low get infinite amounts of content and keep you stuck in prime these are good business models and they seem to be working the safest bet though is probably disney because you can't really bet against the biggest movies in the world for the past 10 years they clearly are cut above everybody else in the world that making movies people want to watch and so as long as you have amazing content and also they've proven they can do it with like loki and wanda vision and tv shows so then they can do what tv shows they can do with movies they're just better at making content for whatever reason they can make mass-produced um uh big broad but mr kind of people love so disney's safe that doesn't mean disney will have massive success but they're the safe bet they're probably not going to go anywhere um everyone else other than those three companies is missing something they need to make some changes everyone else other than those three is kind of in trouble going forward because these are these are these are fierce competitors these three companies are fierce as competitors and if you're not one of these three it's going to get harder and harder for you so my prediction is that almost all of them are going to look to either merge or require someone else to get bigger um hbo max and discovery are already merging this is already confirmed um the deal is finalized in mid of next year so all the discovery stuff discovers a smaller screen service but it's merging with hbo max to add even more content they're trying to get bigger everyone's gotta bulk up to fight amazon netflix and disney basically and my prediction i want to end this with a prediction peacock and paramount will merge that's my prediction i think these two are so small and insignificant on their own but with their heads together they can be small and significant together they're still gonna die they're gonna emerge last a few more years and then die that is my prediction i think they need the combined half of each other's uh services to have any impact and then call them pb plus yeah we'll call them pp plus that is you guys should be branding experts that is a genius no paracock that's a good one too thank you oh god they should you know what they can't do worse than hiring you guys they can't do worse paracock pb plus whatever you want to call it i'm pretty sure this is what the is headed for them and uh that my friends is the streaming wars let's go back to this slide uh do you have any wait and who's winning and who's losing and how's it going if you have any questions i know a lot that i couldn't fit into this um presentation so i'm happy to discuss it now but first i'd like to do a quick question from our friends at lily bank lily bank you have another question we can ask the chat true or false more than 50 of freelancers overpay on their taxes do 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hopefully we can do more with them in the future but please check them out if you would like it's in the link in the description below uh can i get a couple drakes for lily thanks for supporting i do appreciate it um you know it's it's been a long time coming for some brands to take a chance on marketing monday and i'm glad that lily has taken the leap and they went all out with this full i mean they've got this whole overlay and everything and it's like it's nice it's a cool integration it's uh it feels like it's authentic and and i don't feel like i have to um you know she'll rage out of legends i can talk about something i actually believe in so it's cool um thank you lily and uh i guess it helps that i told everybody to call me lily for a long time you know i think that's there's a good uh there's a good track record um so check them out and uh and that is that for this episode of marketing money on the streaming services although i'm open to answering any questions and also just shoot the [ __ ] and talk for a bit uh i have some stuff i want to mention but i think i got over the main topics i think if you watch this marketing monday you have a general idea of like how the streaming services differ what their strengths and weaknesses are and who's coming out on top you fear about piracy actually i thought piracy was a was a bigger impact it's not piracy is on the downswing i know that everybody says like everyone in my chat you know people that are hyper connected on twitch is like oh yeah there's so many streams i'm gonna start pirating but they don't really they don't pirate as much as uh as you'd think piracy has been declining basically every year um what does happen and i didn't mention this actually tell me if this is true what what everyone is starting to run into is that people just sign up for a service watch exactly one show during a free trial and then quit that i don't know if you guys have done this i've done this this is apparently massively on the rise and it's applying to basically everybody but netflix and they're starting to freak out they're starting to freak out because like for example um let me try to get a good example what's a show that people have done this before give me an example what show have you done this for um umbrella academy ted lasso is a great example ted i did it for ted lasso i did it for 10 last night i watched season 1 of 10 lasso and it was entirely through the free trial then i cancelled um the boys south park yeah so what happens is they'll release a new show that people want to watch like like south park or the boys or ted lasso everyone um signs up with a free trial they watch it and the company reports to wall street we got insane subscriber growth everything is looking great a bunch of people are signing up this is awesome and if they keep in the service for the next 18 months we're going to make a bunch of money and then the next month they're all gone and then wall street's like okay where's that money you promised where's the growth and now they have to start like lying or being shady about it they have to start saying like well you know we kept 18 of those people which means if you add that up and carry the one and our next show's coming and you do that again and again we're gonna have we're gonna get 300 million subscribers they're like they're they're getting real flexible with the math because a lot of them had early good starts paramount plus um peacock um hbo all these services have had good had good months here and there and they're using these as trend lines for a future that doesn't exist because people are literally just scavenging the parts they need and so um that is the big consumer change that's the future we're headed to is that customers are getting more savvy about abusing free trials and one month payments to buy everything because if you think about it look if i want to watch lost i could buy the dvd box set for like a hundred dollars for all the dvds or i could spend eight bucks subscribe to the streaming service watch it all and cancel and so people are kind of abusing because the the general philosophy was that everyone would be like netflix and if you signed up you'd stay but people are not staying how big important is the american market compared to the international it's the biggest right now but it's also the um most competitive so the american market is where everyone's fighting for except for netflix but it means everything's expensive and it's really hard to make any gains american consumers are pretty good about playing multiple services off each other free trial abusing churning and it just feels like no one can really get a foothold that's dominant outside of netflix so the rest of the world's where it's at um why can't disney just try one release being gt plus exclusive well they sort of did with um black widow right and it wasn't that successful wasn't black widow's same day release on disney plus either way they just can't try it because they would lose so much money the movies cost a lot of money to make and they make so much money off theatrical releases and time delay and costing extra that they're just having a tough time getting the stones to try it out you had to pay separate yeah then there you go yeah exactly so they haven't even tried it yet unlike hbo max did you check about hulu is with disney yeah hulu is lick is just um disney owns hulu to keep content that's not brand appropriate for disney plus or content that is under weird contracts that can't be on disney for example i think like um there's like a lot of tv shows that are on hulu that have been there as part of legacy contracts from back before hulu was owned by disney but hulu is not a winner of the streaming war hulu is not going to last you know hulu might stick around as like a place to hold stuff but eventually all of its content is going to be pulled elsewhere um do cable services stand any chance against these guys no cable is dead cable is dead and dying they're they're selling all their content off the streaming services they're losing subscribers every month sports is finally not holding them up for a while sports was the only thing keeping cable going and now sports is not even doing it we'll talk about that more in future marketing monday but yeah cable is dead cable's on its way out um and eventually the main thing is that for the longest time um nobody could outbid cable companies on sports but finally like amazon and big tech companies are starting to like youtube and amazon are out bidding cable companies on sports rights and it's changing the game because once they lose sports they literally have nothing um damn a lot of questions um did you talk about anime i didn't think about crunchyroll crunchyroll's not big enough to have a major impact but it is look there's a lot of there's like um dude there's like a ton when i was doing research for this i found there's like there's like a hundred more small services like there's like dc universe online there's crunchyroll there's like there's a bunch of tiny niche streaming services there's one that's called like um what's the british one it's called like brit box or something fight tv nebula you know there's a bunch of them and those are just basically niche services and those are for making money off niche audiences that that's it they're just like they're like skeleton crew small operated services that host a few shows people want and they can charge more for them it's just the way to distribute it because dvds are dead that's it those are not big players crunchyroll's a little bit better because anime is growing but um as far as i know they were required by sony and they're just gonna be part of their plans for growing their influence um why doesn't disney do more with sports well they do with espn espn is a lot with sports disney has a problem with trying to keep all of its brands separate but still work together and so um yeah they're working on it i think espn does a lot you can get it bundled with disney plus and all the espn stuff why doesn't disney just buy marketing monday or too expensive good question they offered but too expensive do you post marketing monitor youtube this will be edited and put on youtube for sure espn plus is unwatchable what's bad about it i don't actually don't know um which one do you like the best listen i actually i mean i think netflix is just is just the best i don't think it's like a debate really i think netflix has more more for your dollar uh but actually i i find myself watching a lot of amazon prime stuff in general they have they have just a lot of a lot of weird stuff i wouldn't have that i really enjoy and then hbo max i've used for all the the live movies which is kind of amazing um will cable companies die out it'll be a long time before they die out but they're they're on the way out they're losing ground every year um do you really think football will day die is a strong word no but i just think if you're not growing you're sort of dying and they're having trouble growing but we'll talk about that in a different one what do you think about fubo i don't know too much about it do you think stream servers will start buying influencers they'll start buying influencers to make shows i guarantee that netflix disney amazon they've all thought about paying an influencer to make a show it can be cheap you know look listen mr beast probably isn't talks to make a show for netflix probably that's almost almost a guarantee just based on uh the likelihood he's got the impact in the reach they give him the money to make the show he makes the content they release it only on on netflix instead of um youtube it's genius yeah that's that's almost a guarantee i think that's a big growth area is um is uh influencers what's this there's a link when someone's jumping like i want to answer these questions my friend made his marketing 101 final on you might be fun to react well let me do do i have to do uh let me check with um let me check keith here what do you say um sorry i want to make sure i got everything covered what happens traditional programming is existing only on cable news daily shows either dies replaced with online or gets a version on streaming services look daily news watching on cable is like that's already so boomery i don't think anyone under 45 is watching daily news on cable that's already a dying industry and it's going to be replaced with online variants people who are gen z are going to get their news from assange more than you know more than [ __ ] cnn that that is the that is the change of the paradigm okay you're more likely to see a song show uh on one of these streaming services or philly d than you are to see cable news keep growing cable news the average age of a fox news viewer is 65 plus that's not average age is 65. that's not a joke the average viewer of cable in general is like 58. okay cable is extremely old so it's um it's not it's not surviving no it's all on the way out things are things are changing drastically will a streaming servers pay for the rights for an esports event i mean maybe but would you watch it there seems unlikely you have to build a brand for it people go to twitch to watch esports because that's where all the other esports are but i don't think you'd go to like hulu to watch it you know i don't think i think it would be tough so no i mean they have to they have to sort it's like the same with mixer and ninja you can't just buy one and like hope it works you have to kind of have a whole ecosystem um uh okay cable dies the minute the last boomer dies just the cable executive sitting on the last boomer's grave a single tier we had a good run we had a good run uh uh thunder chicken they have the gifties fullest champion of the prime um sri maha thank you for the 10 gifted anonymous giver think of the gifted thank you guys for supporting marketing monday i appreciate it um what do you think about amazon and netflix getting into game streaming yeah i think that's very interesting i didn't want to include it in this because it's kind of outside of the scope of the streaming wars but it's very interesting because netflix has started to see its competition not as these other guys as as amazon and disney but as like fortnite amazon i mean i mean netflix famously said their competition is like everything you spend your time on tick tock fortnite youtube and so they're trying to fight that stuff as well they want to basically be something you're on all the time uh they want all of your time and so it's uh it's interesting future and so netflix is getting into game streaming and some other stuff it's kind of early days for them hasn't really shaken out yet i kind of want to get more data on how it's doing before i make any bold claims but it is interesting it's it's it's how they see their future going forward netflix gaming what's the difference between mixer buying ninja and youtube buying ludwig youtube bought other people as well they and they got ecosystems and they're trying to get more groups of people so friends that can stream with friends you know like that's that's the main difference and also youtube's got the bigger vod platform and a lot of differences also just better quality rewind there's a video on it if you want to watch it i did one won't bundling all these services together um make more sense than paying for them all separately like making cable again no that won't make sense because no one will do it why would disney plus make a bundle with netflix they just won't do it no one that they're competitors it would make i mean who's going to get the bigger cut it would make it cable too but it doesn't it makes no sense you can't they're not going to agree to do it um that's the problem but also people don't want to spend that much money on cable the reason they liked streaming services because they could spend way less to get a bunch of stuff so now people are going to stick to the ad hoc model where they just basically subscribe to one service their main service probably netflix and then they just ad hoc by the others when they went when they went want to show they unsubscribe do you when will netflix contact you to take marketing money to the big screen well it's not really the big screen is it's like the small screen netflix is not a theater um listen they've reached out but i'm starting my own streaming services hrack.tv i think disney plus netflix bundle would crush actually of course it would but they well they don't want to do it they're they're competitors yeah disney plus netflix in in one bundle would be killer but you can only get that at hreck.tv which has all the pirated content from disney and netflix okay but it makes it more money it doesn't really it doesn't um because they can't double the price otherwise it's not really a bundle at all it's just buying them both and if they cut the price they have to figure out who's taking the cut who's losing money because right now they get 100 of it netflix disney gets 100 of the revenue from theirs netflix is 100 from theirs so we'd have to it would have to grow more than double which would be a rough ask um what degree do you guys know with marketing from the harvard of the southwest arizona state um i don't know a truck an android and apple phone would crush yeah that's basically what you're saying why don't they release a phone that's android and apple yeah they can't bro they're competitors they're trying to win so they can make more money the other guy there's also uh there's also literally um listen the companies this country is not very good at enforcing antitrust and monopoly rules but even hbo max merging with discovery i think i showed it on this one of these slides look even this um even this is getting review like the government is like hey whoa whoa whoa we wouldn't want an hbo max discovery monopoly would we and there this is underpinning review uh so it's why it hasn't been immediate it's been slowed down and so i think there's no world where disney or netflix could merge okay i just don't think i don't think it would happen i think it would give them too much market power and it would be blocked um doesn't this end up worse than cable because instead of paying one price for if you feel like you have to have every piece of content from every platform then yes it's worse than cable you have to spend all this money that's correct um and i'm not here to say it's gonna be better what i'm here to say is that um whoever wins prizes are going up i want you to know that whoever wins this war no matter what prices are going up because right now it's unsustainably cheap much like how uber is losing money hand over fist all streaming services are burning money they're spending so much money on content and they're not making it back yet and so their goal is to get big enough to where you can't leave them they have a huge library and then they raise prices netflix especially needs to raise prices um but what they're finding out is that as they raise prizes people just start churning out and only subscribing for big shows they want to watch so it's a tough balance you forgot arcane i didn't mention it but obviously it's a great show i mean it's i don't know it's a great show what do you mean you say um what's the highest price thing never can get away with uh looking if you list if you watch the three lines marketing monday the ability to raise prices is a function of your perceived value netflix is considered very valuable to a lot of people in this past year they raised prices 40 in most countries netflix has been raising prices already you can only raise prices like that and still grow if you have a very high perceived value people have to really think you're you're delivering a lot of value to their lives netflix can still raise prices from here maybe a little bit but not too much before they start being questioned and the churn rate goes up they have to keep adding great shows to keep that listen you drop a squid game you can raise prices that's that's basically how it goes if you have shows everyone's talking about that demand your attention regularly you can raise prices the second you start having that you're [ __ ] what do you think about how streaming services copy netflix's ui yeah so that's one thing i didn't mention that i probably should have is that one other advantage netflix has is they have a phenomenal ui they have a phenomenal ui and amazing use of ai to determine what you might want to watch next um they're kind of at the forefront of views even like i don't know if you guys know this but there's all the thumbnails are ai generated and they change based on your preferences so for example if you really liked um queen's gambit and you're scrolling past peaky blinders it will show you a thumbnail that has anya tell her joy in the thumbnail even though she's a bit character in the show she's not a main character she's in it for like [ __ ] four scenes it'll put her in the thumbnail and so you'll be like oh let me check that out they have really really really clever um thumbnail generation that makes you more likely to watch shows based on what else you've watched the thumbnails are tailored basically to what your preferences are interested are they're not they're not the same for every person i probably should have mentioned that in the thing but but it's like it's not relevant to the other companies just just netflix all my thumbnails on netflix are guns you love gun thumbnails like you like youtubers yeah and it's just clean and intuitive and again making a good stream service that works well is hard and that's why everyone else has kind of struggled at it and they've been so slow but now they're finally here and the competition is fierce why would you want to watch more it's the same bill because you'll quit if you look back after the end of the month and you're like i don't watch that much netflix then you'll unsubscribe but if you watch it a bunch every day and you keep finding new stuff to watch you're like i can't live without it that's why they do it they do it because the more you watch netflix the less likely you are to cancel it that's that's basically it netflix's tech is really advanced yeah they're they're at the forefront they're in the lead they should generate custom thumbnails and sell them to you as nfts i think you have a great future at ubisoft i think you're set king um xbox game pass is great xbox i'm more impressed with gamepl game pass really i i think they're just so smart and i think i mean even one smart thing they did was call the pc version pc game pass because xbox game pass for pc sounded stupid but you know what how hard it is for a company that to make a stupid sounding name because they want to keep their branding consistent i'm just so impressed it's very [ __ ] hard for a company to be like oh wait this is stupid let's just call it pc game pass that's hard to do most companies will be like uh well we want to keep the xbox brand cohesive and it's just it's just smart it's just smart it's smart and they're making smart consumer friendly moves and it's it's working for them and since they're kind of in the lead right now for cloud streaming they might just run away with it they might they might get the netflix of gaming yeah and it's funny because during the xbox one era they were the opposite they did so many things wrong they like blew their entire lead they had the 360. but now they're back it's just crazy it's really impressive um is game pass making money though netflix did not make money until probably this this year i want you guys to know that netflix has lost money every year of its entire existence until this year amazon didn't make money for its first 20 years i'm pretty sure netflix is still not 100 profitable they actually sold a lot of debt over on their overhanging but they had their first cash flow positive quarter recently um and so we have to understand is that the strategy for all these tech companies is that like getting leadership is more important than making money you just you take a bunch of debt on you lose money you lose money you lose money to grow grow grow grow grow grow and then once you have a monopoly once you're big enough that you can't lose then you raise prices and you start making a lot of money that's what amazon did that's what everyone else is trying to do that's what uber's trying to do uber loses money and netflix is trying to do and that's what game pass is trying to do and game pass can do it even better because microsoft makes so much [ __ ] money from office they don't care microsoft is the second most valuable company in the world they can lose money on game pass to hopefully get a dominant position and make money it's not good for consumers in the long run but in the short term we get a lot of juicy stuff for cheap is anything good for consumers competition competition is good for consumers that's why right now in streaming services you're getting like i mean if you think about it i'm if i sign up for netflix and pay what 15 bucks a month i am getting like 100 i'm getting 100 plus billion dollars worth of content for 15 bucks they spend 100 billion dollars on directors actors producers movies filming years of time and i get 50 i spend 50 bucks and get it all it's a pretty good deal and that's for a lot of uh you know it's a pretty good command in terms of all these streaming services they're disney plus disney plus dude if you flash back to the early 2000s and i wanted to buy every star wars movie every marvel movie every you know every [ __ ] movie every pixar movie that would cost me thousands of dollars in dvds and now i spend nine bucks and i get it on disney plus it's all good for consumers while their competition once one of them wins or starts to get close to winning that's when you're [ __ ] that's when prices go way up if the goal is to get big enough to raise prices what's stopping every other company from going massively into debt to do the same thing is that your question they kind of scrolled past um [ __ ] to steal that competition yeah what's stopping them is that no one will loan in the money if they don't think it'll work you have to be good at convincing wall street that you can actually do it that was amazon's big innovation was that uh they just kept saying wall street hey we're gonna lose money this quarter but it'll be fine and every other company when you say that they're like [ __ ] you but with amazon they were like we'll be fine they're like all right cool here's the money and they just kept handing them money and since amazon did it everyone else can able to do it but if if wall street doesn't believe that you can do it they're not going to give you the money that's basically the deal that's basically the deal and so if you are saying let's take on 10 million of debt and fight netflix and your plan doesn't make sense and you're a peacock or whatever no one's gonna give you the money because no one wants to lose money no one wants another quibby quibby was an example of that quibby said give us two billion dollars we'll beat netflix and then they died in the first two weeks so you have to yeah that's you don't have to worry about is that um no one will give you money people are afraid is youtube original the competitor it is and i kind of talked about youtube i guess youtube's actually a pretty big deal i think it's uh i think it's worth mentioning youtube if i do a follow-up um because people watch a lot of content on youtube um hey would you say your strategy for twitch to become bloodwork before logo can become you what would that mean i i have to get into [ __ ] tic-tac-watching before he makes a marketing monday yes yes i'm trying to pivot out of [ __ ] i'm pivoting to tic-tac-toe yeah yeah good good good plan um okay i've been talking non-stop for two hours i'm pretty tired i'm glad we did the marketing monday i thank you guys for watching i want to thank my sponsor one more time lily bank this is my end screen i think uh i really appreciate them for supporting me again if you want to just check out their app it's the link in the description below you get 25 for free if you use the app uh for at least 250 worth of money it's um it's sick of them to sponsor marketing monday and i think they are oh you also get this cool card i forgot to mention you do get a really sick uh visa card a physical one you get a digital one which you can use for subscriptions i forgot to mention that um i don't know if you're like me but it's very hard to keep track of all the subscriptions you have for example for all the streaming services um you can you can easily put them all on a virtual card and then cancel them at will instead of having them on your regular card and getting lost in the bills so a lot of cool features worth checking out uh give them a shot thanks lily again for the sponsor now i'm done and now i'm exhausted i hope you enjoyed i have to let you know that i'll probably not be live tomorrow because i'm driving to arizona through my family i might not be live for a few days because i want to spend some time with family but i am bringing my setup so i'll probably still stream from arizona i'm thinking of doing a family stream real ones remember real ones no i did a family stream back in the day where we asked my dad stuff and my family stuff you guys can harass my dad about slime it'll be really funny um dude why is my there so i'm thinking about doing that but until the low w master will return uh but until then nothing major that that's i'm gonna have a few days off i know i've had a few days off already this week but we're just out until next year probably then i get back to serious grinding on streaming i've got a bunch of big plans we're gonna have a stream sharks early next year can you invite people out 401ks what's their advice 401k is really simple you just put money in and invest in the whole market my only advice for 401k is if you have a company that matches anything take it obviously that's free money if there's any 401k matching take that other than that i don't really care i mean it's kind of boring you just put in money oh yeah let me watch that video i'm sorry somebody said they used a truck as their marketing 101 final the [ __ ] is this friend made his marketing 101 final on a truck oh god hi uh i'm howard and this is my presentation on marketing on twitch and youtube so the person who inspired me to do marketing is atrial or aka brandon ewing uh he has a segment on his channel called marketing mondays uh i like that you didn't say my marketing name glizzy fingers it's weird even said out loud were you afraid to say it out loud because it was such a [ __ ] stupid thing to include maybe she shouldn't even write it down and his marketing nickname that his fans call him is glizzy fingers shut the [ __ ] up he worked for twitch and now he works for nvidia and he saw potential in video games nvidia not so video some of the things that hrack taught me are that there are issues with market share regulation and there's potential in esports and other cutting edge fields for marketing he taught me to have analytical mindset driven goals and to be bringing forward the latest medium he taught me to always use analysis what is bringing forward the latest medium media did i teach you that because i don't even know what that means what does that mean teach me dude i don't know what that means and use a social media branch approach what so my first case study is on a company i found called splash it's a long time industry staple and it appears to be a recreational fluid the next personal case study is what the [ __ ] are you talking about how is that a case study you just said it appears to be a recreational fluid that's not a case study you didn't study anything you put a logo in there and he said it appears to be something what the [ __ ] does that mean fluid the next personal case study is on a channel i found called vacation television and it's run by a company called spears mckinley and they're trying to bring cable to online video which seems weird but it appears to be working and they make all of their commercials in-house as well as the episodes themselves um and i found their website which bro you can't sound so unsure in a case study you can't be like i don't know but it seems to be working give me some data what is it how is it doing what what you're just describing something you found this is a spoon it appears to be made of plastic there's my case study on spoons what are you talking about has a timer that counts down um and i have their other social medias uh listed below they have twitch and youtube and uh and instagram is it a plug uh so right here is just a few of their episodes um and here's a short clip that we'll watch now and not enough about your smile dial we'll be right back with your regularly scheduled vacation do you think allison will say yes to the prom this is just a sponsored segment i think you're a bit too worried about your face and not enough about your smell you need man oil man oil gives you a signature scent in seconds and it's so cheap too here use some of mine thanks oh wow what about no allison will definitely say yes to the promo [Music] am i what am i what's happening here so in conclusion is there something um atrial taught me how marketing changes our economic ecosystem i didn't teach you [ __ ] bro all right don't put my name on this take my name off this presentation i didn't teach you [ __ ] i taught you nothing i apologize i regret it at all and how to market through viral campaigning and to always have a marketing name or nickname uh that trend research is half the battle because you think my name is glizzy fingers you think the lesson is always have a marketing name and uh don't doubt something just because it's new uh weird cells thank you no thank you i think we all learned something from that hey plus hey plus holy [ __ ] it's 10 40 and i'm tired as a [ __ ] dude i'm tired i've been i've been i've been i've been out here grinding um teaching these kids apparently so you learned so much um what is left to do today do i wrap here is there anything oh i could do oh we could watch that video doc sent me no i don't have the energy for it doc i want to be animated but i'm i'm dead i'm tired um i would like to say everybody have a crinky crunch miss have an extremely creepy nah i can't even play aoe dude i'm probably gonna watch aoe on my phone and and hang out with ari i have to pack too i'm driving tomorrow um guys i want to thank you all for sticking with the stream i know this past few weeks have been um very often i've been very clint stevensey but we got the marketing monday done um thank you lily for sponsoring thank you guys for the gifted subs and the primes today i do appreciate it uh i'll be back with a lot of stuff probably probably in a week or so after i visit arizona and uh going to be doing uh i have a lot of stuff planned for the new year that's going to be pretty cool so have a creepy chronomist spend time with your family um if you've got them and uh i hope you have a good one i hope everything is everyone's happy healthy hope if you're getting gifts you get what you want uh there's no fighting and i hope things go well that's what i do i hope thank you for supporting and uh and i'm gonna end now and i'll see you when i see you i might do a stream with my family around christmas i'll give you guys an update on the discord if you're not following this score check it out and we're going to keep daily uploads we'll have daily uploads for the rest of the year i'm dead i'm off covey dude my chest is kind of tight too i'm seriously i'm worried that i got omicron we're gonna find out uh you know my uh i got the you know who um well left well left got it they got me nervous we'll see so i'm gonna get a test i'll get a test tomorrow uh anyway sevens thank you for watching i'm gonna play my outro song |
yeah sorry I'm trying to find um trying to find some music to start with I'm struggling to decide how I would like to start my day oh my voice um oh I can't hear it whoa Christmas notice Charlotte thank you the 22 Adam thank you for the 26. toaster cat thing for the 19. okay I'm trying to find better music I don't want to listen to this sorry I'm struggling I'm struggling I'm struggling watch Super Mario trailer oh we've got so much to watch you know we'll just put on Ludwig there we go my gains High okay can I give me a second my gain is high is that better better oh better gems thank you for the two months Lakers thank you for the two months just finished fear and how was it starts over think of the 16. Amro think of the 21. Jessica thank you for the 17 soft and sad thing to 17. Patty you're in casting before we've only had um we've only had about 40 applications for the um Christmas concert so as long as you're not sus you will probably get an invite airshot think of the nine months robot bunny think you're the 40. Timeless place to give the nine so if you are uh California based you still have a chance to come to the Christmas concert if you want for free uh Jacob thank you for three months kitchen time look at this I think this works but I'm not sure look guys Christine spent a lot of time working on this that's my kitchen we're not in there I'll be honest she sent me a whole thing explaining it I did not read it it was too much but I think it works isn't that crazy La based and down to go will join the Discord and it's in the announcements the um application oh there's Christine uh thank you for the nine months Christine you should not watch My Stream you need to take a day off you need to take two days off you're about to work so much in literally two days take the next two days off don't even look at us don't look at us bye tungsten thank you for the the Year sweet Ally thank you for the seven ebrush thank you for the 10 20 cookie dough ice cream thank you for the three ARG the decorations are cute Christine put them up I'm nervous the lights do you guys see that the pulsing is that cringe Daisy thank you to 22. guys we have so much to talk about how are you John I'm looking old what do I do I had to I had to record an ad for manscaped earlier which tomorrow is a manscape stream by the way um tomorrow's a manscape stream but I uh was recording it and I was like ah my face is like starting to sag do you try sitting in rice I haven't yeah make sure guys apparently if you use manscape it's okay if you use the other discount because it's better than mine you just need to go through my link and that's the that's the deal you know that's what we want to do um Ari gum pop thank you for the 10 months Cowboy well I'm thank you for the prime PK I think oh I already think tpk can think of the two folk red think of the six do you see the thing about camera mics yeah Cass I I haven't decided what to do I don't even know if my backpack's gonna work um is my other thing right now thank you for the month or the Year sorry can't thank you for the two months so I haven't decided what to do what I told Christina there's no justice I told her to take time off how old are you 25 yeah loved you out fear and thank you listen guys I will join fear and they would just need to like start from the ground there's their podcast could be like their podcast isn't bad but it could just be like so much more successful if it just had some glue to it it just doesn't have any glue to it um and I would like to add glue to it and I don't know if I have the bandwidth to add glue to it because I'm just tired guys guess what I got the nicest email that I need to reply to at some point remember those macarons that I tried on stream that were so yum I got an email from um I got an email from the people that make the macarons and they're like hey our sons are like a big fan of you in lud what the heck like we saw your video Google says you're 28 Google's wrong notoriously so you know shouldn't trust it was really cool because I wanted to um uh I want to maybe I'll talk to them about maybe like doing a stream at their warehouse or something because I would love to do that anyway um sat to think of the seven months Lonnie thank you for the 15 senior hand sign for the 41 Cami thank you for the three cam Jam thinking of the two um thank you guys thank you but yes uh one more one more thing to any California residents in the chat if you would like to go to the Christmas concert you still can you can go see all those people live it's for free you just need to fill an application surely think of the 18 months I we still have a lot of we have a lot of space still where it's in Hollywood so you have to be California based well I never talk about your grandkids cutie just skip it by vampire smart is Jen going to be there yes dren is going to be there will be streamed again yes it's gonna be good chat my I so I got a singing coach because last year I was a little pitchy let's be honest pitch Queen over here and I was like I just want to be a little better um and so um but she said I'm I'm getting better she was like you're sounding better it's great I'm still not like good enough to like do cool things but you know we're getting a little better damn chicken flangy that's insane can you yodel I would like to no uh thank you Adam are you gonna be singing Santa Baby do you guys want me to release the set list do you want me to release the set list for you guys and you guys only do you want me to uh tomorrow Opera thank you the setlist watch me yeah yeah Adam not everyone's here every time nerd Gabriella thank you for the six months Ahmed thank you for the nine they should be yeah you're telling me who do you think you're talking to yeah they should be okay here it is we should maybe read through the script today too because I had someone rewrite it and I haven't been able to look through it what is this what are what is this get off my screen yuck you too go away Discord get on my face okay um Gavin think of the the 14. Jim thank you for the nine minkilo thank you for the raid okay all right here we go here we go here we go here we go ready all right the first song of the night will be will be will be me singing Santa Baby I'll be singing Santa Baby it'll be fine it won't be great it'll be okay my my teacher said I'm getting better though Andy thank you for the prime can you sing an accent yeah Santa Baby slip was stable under the tree for me been an awful good Gill Santa Baby I spit everywhere when I did that literally everywhere just barely I was just saying I was just lying honestly I was lying I was just trying to take some heat I was trying to take some heat from one section and throw it somewhere else fear fear ampersand is stupid guys I'm gonna have an intervention with them about how it could be the biggest podcast that's ever existed if we could just Market it correctly and it hasn't been marketed correctly and it's just we need a lot of work we gotta do we got it we need a lot of work we gotta do a lot of work number one will need to show up um number two it needs a better name um number three it needs a better set you can't make it it doesn't feel like a special podcast when it's just right next to uh Hassan's thing number four needs wine um anyway Jenna thank you for the prime that's a that's a conversation for another day um anyway so that's Santa Baby then the next song will be Wendy singing Rocking around the Christmas tree that's wicked um after that we'll be simply singing Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time uh and then uh oh here comes a duet Brit and zoil with You're a mean one Mr Grinch Wicked after that who is it but cutie Cinderella singing Jingle Bell Rock and potentially some really hot sexy dancers are they all in person yeah they are yeah they are Mac don't say cutie again it's my [ __ ] concert you [ __ ] huh it was good thank you for the 13 months um que sauce thank you for the two years sub Eagle thank you for the 23. 2i for unban you're welcome you need a fog machine we haven't even gotten through the list what if the list has a song so good that we don't need a fog machine all right you guys are you guys are really focused and I appreciate it um all right after that will be average Jonas singing opera none of us are ready for that uh Azrael think of the five months hello Veil he'll be singing opera penis Angelus and then after that also an opera performance from perezzo singing All I Want For Christmas very good pseudobirth thank you for the year I appreciate that um after that will be Austin singing I'll Be Home for Christmas it's kind of this cute thing in my mind live thank you for the nine months prezzo's like all I want for Christmas is you and then Austin hears it and he's like I'll Be Home for Christmas don't you worry you know so I I wrote A Little Love Story you know it's not not a not a big deal oh my god Jenna you're rich thank you for the thank you for the 10 gifted I appreciate that so much thank you yeah I wrote a fanfic it's kind of nice um after that we'll be um Cusco thank you for the two months will be TJ and Lily singing Winter Wonderland and then Caroline actually maybe we need to change this order because these are a bunch of slow songs in a row Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas and then me and Lily singing the winter song Sherman thank you for gifting a sub to Maddie and then Ludwig with the Christmas song to which we will have a quick intermission a quick intermission you know bathroom breaks freaking t-shirt sales in the lobby freaking we're not having snacks because we don't know how to sell them um I also don't know what's gonna play during the intervention CD sales just a little intermission because we got to get the stage set up for the play tuxedo Mega thank you for the four months then there's a play the Christmas carol featuring Hassan as Scrooge will as Jacob Marley um squeaks as Bob Cratchit Ludwig as Miss Cratchit uh uh Brooke as Ghost of Christmas Past Peter Park is Ghost of Christmas present Afghans as Ghost of Christmas future zoil as Tiny Tim yeah pretty big deal guys they've been costume of course they'll be in costume of course they will are you kidding me yes yeah perfect casting no big deal a bit of a director over here um no we won't we can't sell wine I don't have permits for that um and then after the play we've got iron Mouse sinking Santa tell me hello um and then kala will be singing Frosty the Snowman cutie and Austin will be singing I'm dreaming of a white Christmas it's going to be very romantic we are going to kiss at the end it's gonna be awesome then foosli will be singing Silent Night followed by slime singing husky by riffraff which Jello in chat made the uh um Kate thank you for the 11 months um cello made his uh um karaoke track because we couldn't find one so Jello went and made the vocals separated and it's we're doing our best ah that reminds me I was supposed to send that to like our music guy oh well I'll do it later uh after that will be amaranth singing Let It Snow then we begin to wrap it up with will I wish it was Christmas um and then the quartet the quartet takes the stage Lily foosly Wendy Ludwig Carol of the Bells and then the show ends with Baby It's Cold Outside and then you know what I'll bring everyone to the stage we'll sing We wish you a merry Christmas as a group it'll be lovely everyone will cry I'll talk about my dead mom it'll be huge it'll be big it'll be a big deal it'll be great can't wait um Sin City Nikki thank you for the three months drude fan fiction thank you for the 4K thank you for the 11. why the frick did my heat just turn off I'm cold I'm a cold girl no um you're excited for Friday well thank you um Hassan is not singing a song he's in the play Hassan is in the play no germa I feel bad asking German to do things oh that's okay that's a crazy thing is a lot of like I've heard this a lot lately a lot of streamers will be like cutie never asked me to do anything and it's like [ __ ] I'm shy I really am I really don't I don't like bothering people usually the people that come to my stuff are people that ask at this point which is kind of nice um because I uh I'm shy I don't like bothering people I I bother them once a year to come to the streamer Awards um and so yeah it's like I don't want to bother them otherwise unless I'm really comfortable with it I'm really comfortable with like everyone on this list I'm pretty comfortable with or they asked if they could come and I was like okay great um like I'm very comfortable harassing um Hassan you know uh is that a [ __ ] blanket where can I get cutie it's so comfy looking it's just a I think it's like from Walmart it's not that nice I can't stream it Friday where's the best place to see the VOD um it'll be on the VOD Channel and we'll try I'll try to do an edited one for the main Channel um depending on what gets copyright strike so it will be full VOD on the VOD Channel and then it'll be edited down depending on what gets copyright striked for the main Channel so yeah um uh swap meet blanket yeah Jello they actually are I I have a blanket my mom got me when I was like eight from a swap meet and has a giant tiger on it it's back in my house but it's so it's one of my favorites um will the play make it to the main Channel yeah the play the play should be fine the play might even be its own post on the main Channel that's up to DS Mac um on what he wants to do with that so uh we'll see um Lucas thank you for the two months Draco thank you for the two months as well um what about people who live in Nevada wait what about people that live in Nevada how much are tickets for the live stream is free it's right here getting asked my cutie to be an event is like being on Oprah to streamers no it's not you're crazy are you now a host on leftovers by the way I love the Christmas lights no I'm not on leftovers um when's it happening it's on Friday hello ivy how many people are you gifting Christmas presents not that many well do we actually have a we'll do a stream tomorrow um where you guys will it'll be our sponsored manscape stream um tomorrow where you guys will be picking out Christmas presents for streamers we're gonna do an Amazon stream so should be great today is just kind of like a chill react stream but yeah tomorrow start shopping everybody yay no I work Friday night oh guys I kind of had a crazy week um zvb think of the 10 months being acting through the prime yesterday literally yesterday I uh I woke up 10 a.m went to fear and as soon as fear and was over I went to Lily's house for to practice Our Song and then I got in the car took a meeting in the car came home had voice lessons had another meeting um and then was so exhausted I I took a tub and then I worked on the concert all night um and then uh today I had multiple meetings in the morning and then I had to go on Brook's podcast so that's what she said I'll be on one of their episodes uh and then Brooke and I got dinner and then I came back and because of traffic it took me like so long to get home and I was so tired I fell asleep in the car and then I sat here and now I'm going live tomorrow I am waking up and going to record fear and again for next week um and then I believe I don't have anything after that let me put my calendar I'm actually curious um and then um oh Taylor gets in tomorrow so we'll probably be working on the concert after my stream is over I gotta troubleshoot the backpack too and then um Thursday I'm going to go record Another podcast with somebody um and then I have voice lessons and then I have the Mean Girls dance lesson with the boys um and then Friday is the concert so it's a little crazy it's a little crazy yeah daily dose is going to be on the next fear end Steam Jacob thank you for the eight months kind of got a lot going on Nate thank you for the three and then I'm gonna go to Brooke's house on Saturday and um I think we're gonna like decorate cookies or something is what she wanted to do I don't know if it's streamed or not hello Nate thank you for the three months and golden eagle thank you for the two kitty having podcasters draws I'm not I actually I don't know why I'm on this weird podcast like I feel like I'm on like the freaking like PR thing or something like I'm on a podcast spree um but yeah I am I don't know what's going on nitri is showing up December 16th what's that Becky thank you for the eight you boost YouTube podcast views for everyone why doesn't it help my channel though do you think your podcast will ever come back I um uh I don't know I that's a whole other thing Kitty on the yard when they've never asked me so don't talk to me about that um yeah I'll be on Joe Rogan soon foreign thank you for the four thank you thank you um what time is the concert out it's starting at 6 00 P.M um creeps Rolling Deep thank you for the two months uh Panther thank you for the prime um what days of concert it's Friday cypreek Sigma three how long is it gonna go for a big setlist I think well last the problem was this last year was only like 45 minutes and I thought it was gonna last like three hours so it's like people spent more time driving in LA traffic than they did at the show so I'm I'm even happy if this feels really long I'd rather it be I'd rather it feel too long than too short and last year was definitely too short I still think um I still think it'll only take about 45 I don't know I still think it'll only be like an hour and a half maybe two hours I would like it to be two and a half hours um but oh I gotta close my calendar I almost leaked my calendar that would have been bad to cutie bad um here we can do the math we can figure out how long the stream will be also there's an ad starting soon better use your Twitch Prime um okay so the pre-show is from six to seven so that's one hour right and then I we add like a minute to each song for me talking the song so it's like four minutes four minutes four minutes like maybe if we do four minutes for each song this song's only like three minutes it's such a short song this song is like five minutes this song's actually kind of long um Prezzo songs come along was someone doing math for me it's like three minutes this song's so short three minutes this song's also so short three minutes this is like three minutes Christmas songs like four minutes the play is gonna be like 15 minutes I think sad to tell me is like what four minutes Frosty Snowman is like three minutes I'm doing right Christmas is like three minutes silent night is like four minutes Riff Raff four minutes let it snow is like three minutes I think this is like four minutes Carol's Bells it's like freaking two minutes but we'll write three maybe it's cold outside it's like three minutes what's that so this is 44 minutes before the play 44. so this is how long it was last year 87 minutes wait with the play it's only an hour and a half oh [ __ ] how did that happen the first time we did all the math weren't we at like weren't we legitimately at like um I swear we're at like two and a half hours gotta do some crowd work I actually want to take a class on crowd work I need to get better at it I don't know how to do it I mean I've never learned so you said five minutes 20 songs last time yeah oh that's true how many songs are we at one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty Twenty One roasted Depot thing of the year I'm sure it'll be fine it'll be fine I mean it'll be longer than last year we have the play we've got we've got some stuff it'll be fine it'll it'll be longer than last year and that's all that matters but that sucks if I only have a two and a half hour stream if this is an hour and a half and this is an hour I really need this to be like three and a half hours long it'll be great worst case I'll just leave the stream running and you guys looking at people's toes uh night night thank you for the the brand new sub roasted thank you for the um year start the stream early too yeah I guess you know we'll have 15 minutes we'll do so it'll start at like 5 45 hopefully and then you know it'll be good we'll be fine don't forget to plug sponsors we only potentially have one sponsor so far um which is not covering it um but that's I feel kind of fine about it the Christmas concert is one that I feel good about not getting it covered um because it's Christmas Emily thank you for the 13 months Twisted Nick thank you for the 32. um well it actually started 5 45 I think so yeah they'll be yeah you're right that'll be it'll be technical issues I just hope the backpack works I haven't been able to troubleshoot it yet um that's the hardest part Captain lazy Daisy thank you for the four months um test that I know I that's what my goal is tomorrow I'm charging it tonight to try to test it tomorrow and figure out what the heck because it just like it just wasn't connected to the camera and so I don't know if it's the live view or if it's the camera Port if it's the camera Port that's an easy fix if it's a live viewport uh we might have some issues when is the concert it's on Friday foreign [Music] yeah it's not the chords because I had extra chords worst case scenario you could probably borrow a Miss backpack I am sure I could borrow somebody's backpack it's I'm sure but it's just annoying when it's like backpacks are so stupid expensive and they just like break on you um Jazzy think you're the three months Chuck checked with the backpack but I forgot what he did I can ask him yeah it's the actual Port from the live view to the camera was the problem I don't know Geo thank you for the five months Chuck did you break it I don't think Chuck broke it um yeah we'll figure it out I've gotta I'll do it tomorrow interviews as before it starts going around and talking to people right yeah yeah I could create a better one probably in general CS PhD dude anybody could create a better backpack than um foreign not to be that person not gun run or whoever the backpack is because I mean I even met someone um go think for the nine months I talked to a tick talker at Disneyland how they stream they just have data packs they have like you know one two three like Verizon a t like v a t t uh oh wait this would be T-Mobile T-Mobile they just have these data packs and they have a phone that they connect it to and they just stream from their phone and like they just like connect to these data packs I don't really know how through an app or something and they stream from their phone and I don't know how to do that and they wouldn't share me their secrets but it's like it'd be so much better than a stupid [ __ ] backpack because backpacks always break on you there's always issues how's the quality great literally perfect Jazzy thank you for the 10 months their quality is better than mine it's like insane they use a Google phone you have to you could only use like a Google phone but the thing is is like I don't want to buy all this stuff and Source it and set it up and that's where the backpacks like um unlimited IRL and gun run have like the um Monopoly on it is because they do all the setup and so like I need someone to do all this like someone just needs to pre-made it someone needs to pre-make all of this and just sell this because it's simpler um compared to the backpacks are like yes it's still expensive it's still gonna be expensive but it's much simpler than those the backpacks are [ __ ] hell um I don't know yeah they upcharge on that knowledge but that's not abnormal no no I think they can up charge based on convenience and like you know doing all the work for it um but yeah the the backpack itself cost about two thousand dollars and then you have to spend 400 a month oh thank you Edam yeah the merch is still on sale by the way um and then you have to spend 400 a month on the different data so you have Verizon T-Mobile ATT all that and then you spent I have the hiccups then you spend another 300 a month um on the server because you have to stream to a server but it's like the problem I will say the problem isn't the money the money sucks it does suck the problem is that it breaks so much that's the problem is that it just like it's so unreliable yeah that's that's the problem um I don't know yay thank you for buying merch super duper egg thank you for the 13 months oh that actually reminds me I'm gonna ping um everyone in the in the concert um um in the concert see if they are comfortable with meet and greet after the concert or if they want to be on the list because essentially if you get invited to the concert you're gonna have a list of who you like can say oh wait space heads wait sorry you guys are dink dunking me oh space probably has some thoughts Oh no you're just dig talking on it my eyes complain a lot well I know I mean yeah you said ping right I said ping and you guys ding dunked um super duper egg thank you for the 13 oblivious thank you for the 23 unicorn thank you for the 13. um yeah and so what essentially after the concert there will be just like a meet and greet for anyone who comes but uh I I'm gonna have a list of people that like don't want to participate in it because I just don't want them to be bothered if they don't want like to like people coming up to them asking for pictures then I'm just gonna put them on the list be like hey by the way don't ask these people for pictures they don't want to be bothered and because last year I just told people that I was like hey just so you know like people are in this concert for fun like they they're not signing up for a meet and greet so like just don't bother them but then some of the people were like offended they were like nobody came up for me to be well some of the people Austin Austin was offended he was like no one came up to me for pictures what the heck and I was like her I was like oh I told them not to bother you like that's why whoopsie um but honestly I don't know if we will have enough people that want to come because we only have 50 responses and they haven't been sorted through yet and usually there's like 10 people that are sus that can't come because guys you are sus if you've ever been timed out in chat and let me tell you what some people um some people last year that submitted applications didn't even follow me so it was like it was super weird um so I don't know it uh we'll see I'm slightly nervous that I'm not gonna I don't think I'm relevant enough to do in-person events did you see the Austin clip which one what if you ever did vanish what remove the LA constraint no because I don't want people spending money you only ping the Discord where else am I supposed to do Pika thank you for the 11 months if I put it on Twitter it'll be awful Austin on will nephclip uh no Twitter have you seen Austin and Hassan singing oh boy to the place [Music] along West Virginia [Music] Take Me Home Country Roads all my memories okay gather round her miners lady stranger to the blue water dude the uh the um month that twitch things came out and everyone was singing together the world almost healed I'll say it Lizard King thank you for the 10 months I appreciate that but then everyone stopped playing it yay thanks Joe how do we see if we're on the ceaseless asking for a friend um how do we see if we're on the sus list I mean you have to apply to go to the concert and then you just won't get an invite if you're sus your sus if your account is like too new you won't get an invite there's like lots of reasons you won't get an invite if you're sus you know you're sus sometimes your Mod's juggling time people out and ban people I know but it's also the mods that are doing the reviews and so they know like you guys it's like Mago wouldn't he wouldn't be disqualified even though he's been banned more than anybody else in the chat you know what I'm saying there's there's thought process it's not done by a bot we don't have that technology yet um also a lot of you that are asking haven't even filled out a thing to come so don't worry don't worry you're not getting rejected you haven't even filled out a thing fixing the 15. it's okay it's okay um is there a credit check because my landlord just did that yeah we are doing credit checks oh my God I just realized why my teeth look yellow in this lighting is because my light is yellow because I was like why does this cup look yellow this cup is white but on the screen it looks yellow my lighting is against me that's so messed up yay they bought the merch I need new lighting I've told you so many times I know but I'm not gonna change it this I I I genuinely don't think I could fit other Lighting in here I don't know if you guys realize how small this space is I can almost touch the wall it's pretty bad um did your camera have the filter thing you were going to copy from Pokey no this one doesn't new streamroom time I mean I need a new house um it's kind of messed up that you're drinking out of it cursed child true can we see the Christmas tree it seems cool it's just empty I haven't decorated it yet when are you getting married I don't know is your dad asking ask for a house for Christmas I've been I want a house so bad I want to move so badly I hate this house what a Coots think of the tree Coots is unsure what to think of the tree um you don't get hot in here with all the lights no it stays pretty cold in here I actually can get like freezing in here um can we make things for the tree again this year yeah I could have an ornament contest you guys can make the ornaments um I don't know when I'll do the ornament contest but it's actually probably the first time it could be successful because we have because I have two assistants so it could actually get done this time can we see the script for the play um no I thought about going over on stream but then if I want changes I don't embarrass like the person that wrote it I feel like that's like too much [Music] um go Alicia I'm so tired hard moving work with the yard set up in the wine about setup rip I mean whine about it set up doesn't matter yard setup stay tuned you'll see some updates about that soon when does their next episode come out patriarch definitely didn't leak anything did AJR leak dkc thank you for the 27 months what did each what did he say a while ago that's funny classic classic atrok Becca thank you for the three years I'll be on thinking of the five thoughts on milk I believe I shouldn't comment on milk for another few months put me down for what Wednesday was so good I think Wednesday's a little cheesy anybody else you liked it I think it's an easy watch I think it's like easy TV but I think it's a little cheesy a little cheesy easy TV all right exclamation point react uh let's look at our eclipse woohoo clip time everybody clip time are we still doing a charity stream for necklaces yes as soon as my merch shop closes I'll start the charity um I don't think I'm gonna do a I don't think I'm gonna do a charity stream I think I'm whoa you could sub to both of us Prezzo shut up um thank you for buying the merch so it's very kind of you thank you so much um what was I talking about does anyone know what I'm saying oh the necklaces um I'm gonna uh I don't think I'm gonna do a charity stream for the necklaces because I'm sick of begging you guys for money because the merch is out and then I'll be like I think just anybody who donates like over 300 dollars until I hit like 50 necklaces to like whoever donates over 300 to Elvis for like a month or whatever every single person will be able to get a necklace um so yeah I think that's a custom necklace which already would be for albius um but that's uh I'm not gonna do that for a while because I've just been asking you guys for so much money because the merch is out smiley face um dropping Natural Things six months to stomping in a necklace no Stampy would eat it and die okay um those are my fauces thank you pro-flum thank you for the three months is elves okay yeah Elvis is fine Alves is Rich right now because the Ludwig stream it's just um Maya does her shut up thank you for the year um Maya does her [ __ ] um Halloween thing or whatever and she wasn't able to do it this year and last year she got what 60k from that so she was stressed because she was like yo um you know I don't have the 60k anymore because I didn't do my big charity stream and so then that's why um uh that's why it was 100K it was 100K oh [ __ ] wow that's crazy she got 100K um so then they needed she was just stressed about it and so then Brit and Molina did one and then Ludwig did one and then I was gonna do one because we just didn't know how much it would raise but it's already covered the amount that she was down but I said I was gonna do one so I'm not gonna like go back on that I'm not gonna be like yeah [ __ ] them animals um I'm still gonna do one glasses week dork face take me to 11 months you did you also did part of one month ago I know I honestly if I'm being like really transparent with you guys this year has been really really difficult for me mentally and so content has been um pretty rough and all over the place and I feel bad about that but if I'm not exaggerating when I say it's the best I could do I've done the best I could do this year um shit's been really [ __ ] for me um but hey we're doing fine I'm fine though it's fine everything's fine um but yeah golden talks expense thank you for gifting a sub um you literally did a Beyblade Tournament what else can you ask for I mean I don't know I've talked about that it's just it's demoralizing the number game is demoralizing it always will be demoralizing I will never be the best I will never like you know it's hard not to literally let it consume you and it's it's just hard it's really hard um thank you for the two months imagine you go into work one day and like you know you just aren't doing as well as you were right like you you know you you work at a coffee shop and like all of a sudden no none of your co-workers are talking to you and you're like what but then the next day you go in and everybody loves you and then the next day you go in and nobody's talking to you and it's like it's like it's kind of like this roller coaster of emotions and it's like um it's hard it's hard because if I was consistent my numbers would be better if I like uh could do stuff like I I know everything I need to do for my numbers to be better I just humanly can't do it I am like um I exhausted myself and I I can't but I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying to figure out consistency but it's just really hard when it's like oh you gotta go on this podcast you have this meeting there's a sponsor it's it's nearly impossible like I have worked nearly all day today besides getting dinner with Brooke and I'm still working now and like yesterday I worked a full day and usually what I do is I work a full day and then I stream it I'm just I'm just tired and I just want I want to be a better streamer but I'm just not um and it's demoralizing because it's like [ __ ] I I try so hard um but when the numbers aren't there you feel bad and so it's just like what can you do um anyway that's fine there's a moment of realness from me now I'm back to laughing at Clips on the Internet yay we got a germa clip hello all right everybody this is my website if you ever want to post anything on it exchange Point reacts you can post a a clip and you can if you don't want to be a poster of Clips you can vote on clips that you want me to react to on stream and here we are we're going to jump right in to this oh I need to turn the mod view [Music] um the first clip I'm really excited about it because it's um germa playing Sims which I was watching germa's Sim streams and they're just so good they are so good oh okay that's enough of that that's enough of that one that's it we're not doing that one again how's that one what I don't know what what did he choose why is there a kiss okay that's enough of that that's enough of that one that's it we're not doing that one again we're gonna do that whenever again we're not going to do that one uh again and I'm going to just quickly I'm going to reload the game because Jake thank you for the nine months um very strange and uh I was imagining I was gonna jump and just do like a Mario ground pound on his head that is not what just happened thank you for buying the merch um guys I will bring back Sims eventually I know don't copy of me don't copy of me I promise it's only because it's only because the updates and then none of my mods worked none of my mods worked after the Christmas concert uh uh I promise it's just gonna it's the issue it's gonna take like I'm gonna have Christine do it because I literally can't do it um it's gonna take her like a whole day she's gonna after the Christmas concert I'll find a day and can we just do unmodded well I can have her switch everyone to unmoded but that just it's just gonna take like four hours to do and I just don't have those four hours it'll be fine everyone's fine okay everything is fine halothon was supposed to be November everything's fine you guys are being a little dramatic shut up so this enclosure was sponsored by cutie Cinderella in her community yeah we're right thanks for the five um she should tell them how we're loaded right chat little hobbit house um and we just put sod in it so the sauce honestly oh that's my fox honestly it could use some sprucing up let's be honest can I get in there and decorate this is my pet this is my pet fox has to catch um but this is Reed um so no we are renaming him spicy taco that's his name they came from the same zoo in California don't pet my fox don't touch her come here okay and this is Finn that's not Finn that's not his name his name is gorilla we got gorilla and spicy taco those are my pets Reed is r e e d like I don't know why she's naming my pets typical typical freaking typical [ __ ] Molina watching me watch a clip of them yeah it will be thank you for the seven months [Music] to Texas Nick doesn't take me ice skating I am never talking to him again come on here we go why does he look excited he's never taking me ice skating you should take her ice skating I will take cutie ice skating of course listen I would do is he saying it like that if cutie wants any one-on-one time with me she has it like she wants to go to the movies I'm there okay if she wants to go snorkeling I'm underwater if she wants to go mountain climbing I'm in the sky hey do you want to go snorkeling with me absolutely not weird this is weird I don't know how I'm joking I would like to make it very clear that Nick is joking he makes these jokes but in a way he actually makes me feel nice which means that I'm broken [Laughter] like I I I'm watching these clips where he's like joking about wanting to spend time with me and I'm like oh that's so nice that's so sweet oh he likes me oh I'm pathetic I just need a friend so bad ah Delaney congrats thanks for the nine months you're my new friend I don't know which one stands out more cutie 100 helped with Ludwig on his events too I did it I guess I didn't can I clarify that YouTube is in my tournament oh people think this all the time um I didn't I don't help Ludwig I don't help him he has like a team of 50. that [ __ ] is loaded dude you know it was so funny oh my God I I told Aiden he was like Hey because ludd and I are making a trade he was like because Aiden was like your merch sold like [ __ ] and I'm like yeah I did um he's like can we sell it in person at the chest boxing thing and I was like I'm not super comfortable with that because that's a Ludwig event and it feels weird if I sell my merch at a Ludwig event um and then he's like okay I will just think about it and I'm like and then lud was like hey can I pay you to play a chess boxing ad at your Christmas concert and I was like well why don't we just trade these you know like let's just do it let's just do a business trade a handshake deal um and uh so Aiden messages me and he's like hey uh you know we can run ads for the merch right like during the Christmas concert stream I'm like yeah we'll be able to do that you know through the server and stuff we have and I'm like oh I'll send it to my producer it's like [ __ ] space and if space can't do it it's Christine on her phone pushing a button you know he's like that's our producer and uh and so then Aiden messaged me today he's like hey could you connect me with your producer I'm trying to figure out the uh the like pixel size or whatever of the ad and I was like oh so we're not like we're not like we're not like that I was like I don't know I lied I was like okay maybe we don't um maybe we don't have a producer I was like I don't know 1920 by 1080 we're not rich like Mogul moves man we're not it's crazy we'll get there we'll be fine tell him to DM biscus I will I'll throw them in a chat with biscuits medium pixel size smiley face we'll get there boys okay one of these days anyway I like soda's vote here oh no women are stronger gosh dang it I always do that anyway soda voted for me first content creator of the year or whatever and it was cool and thanks soda you thanks because I was in his tournament which shows you um not weird to collab with your long-term boyfriend once in a while um it is when you're constantly called a gold digger in different names it is it wears you down um so it is uh sort of meta thank you for the 65 months I love when people like tell me stuff they're like by the way it's not [ __ ] [ __ ] weird you'll be called that regardless I know but there's no reason to feed into it you know um any idea of whatever ship it actually started shipping yesterday um it just gets worse it's like adding adding paper to a fire you know I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't care to do that so 65 months no that was merch oh my God I'm so sorry I I'm dyslexic sort of matter thank you for the merch um blood buds are a little toxic leadbots are a little toxic they're his friend after all so I think women are stronger than men because you guys have to deal with more pain consistently yeah a lot of men well handling with our actual issues so then like one day it's just like one bad stream we just lose our minds you know and we go nuclear but women like every month you guys are getting punched in the uterus so it's like we [ __ ] up like it is yeah imagine it once a month like for a whole week someone's just punching you in the balls repeatedly before it's true um true guys have a period every once in a while lift your hair up soda good hairline at all right show the camera chance huh you want to get into the camera you you will have hair I don't know why because he's very unstressed everyone's better than mine I have I have stress but I'm not stressed like you know with real problems so distressed like he's like is my girlfriend plugged in I think I have something weird just understand that those problems really aren't real yeah I don't know what to say true hey how can I help you today um not uh I was gonna say not bad I'm sorry my brain is messed up um can I please have a a chocolate cream cold brew okay uh venti please okay there's hot chocolate uh and a hot chocolate and what size is that one Grande please just in case I believe that's it okay 10 39 thank you that's funny Cirque boys know what it's like you can't be a dry Jacker if you're searched up and all these uncut uh all these intact people out there running around talking about please put headphones on if you're gonna walk over here what what are you do leave leave please I can't listen she just got here okay I have to get used to my mom being in the house he's just doing his job you know he's just doing his job he's got to talk about those things if he doesn't who will she understands that adults don't matter we want the kids by merch kids pump up your numbers kids talk about you you don't see adults go to work dude you see uh and then people also do this video like no they did yo man check these finances out like that's what adults do kids oh my God lunch table I'll take some Cheetos dude did you see what um dream did like that's and and then you're spreading your seed [Laughter] you were doing so fine until that last night oh my God kids are our future watching it ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen Carl who is that guy right there is this guy who's this gentleman right here huh Johnson creator of the Year guys 23 out of 31. okay if you want to look for it I mean guys the answer is so simple guys who's all voting right everybody vote for me oh my heart thank you wow L thank you that's very sweet that was sweet of Carl he's so nice what a good guy that was wholesome that was wholesome I uh I've explained why I don't deserve to win that I have a very thorough explanation of it however I appreciate you guys for um celebrating it and for those of you who have voted for me it's very sweet of you genuinely what's the most romantic thing you've done we'll stay for our anniversary last year okay they tortured it is I took Brit to a gun range and tick that one chills bro this is unbelievable dude who keeps ordering oh wait these came here dill pickles dude this is oh my [ __ ] believable how much dill pickles that we have in this fridge I don't understand who's ordering these pickles like this is unfucking believable is this where all my groceries are going I found my jalapenos after removing all there's even another one back here descendants oh rugby is Rugby Football yikes Happy Thanksgiving Jason and Milena and Paladin friend oh my gosh I think I've accidentally ordered to their house once or twice that could be my fault that that could be my bad this is awkward reach on what the [ __ ] was that really necessary [ __ ] [ __ ] okay what the freak dog what the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] when I learned that atriak worked at Nvidia as like a manager I was imagining like can you imagine how bad it would feel to be fired by Atria I do not [ __ ] bad that would feel like imagine if your manager is patriarch hey uh unfortunately you didn't hit your metrics today hey don't worry about it though I mean nothing bad oh well you're gonna get no severance get the hell out of my office like that would feel horrible someone tell me to go [ __ ] myself yeah you know what I mean he has figured it out terrible listen patriarch I'm sure would make a great boss all you'd have to do is like buy him a matcha and be like hey you're pretty good you're pretty nice you're good at what you do yeah [Music] that was cool Ari was in chat earlier that was good they should start a band I'm gonna milk bad things so hot pencils I deny of Christmas it is I Bob Cratchit you see and then it'll be like Hassan be like hey welcome to my Christmas Abode it is wonderful to be part of this Exquisite evening [Laughter] don't worry no I'm actually a vibe he's gonna do great I'm excited when y'all buy Fireball do you ever like [ __ ] [ __ ] its [ __ ] okay no we don't do that we don't it's not a thing we do Perez I'm getting you a hotel I can hear your hotel I didn't get Prezzo a hotel because I was nervous you know he'd like himself at a hotel alone and so I'm worried about his mental health uh and so I got him a I don't know if you guys have seen his tweets but they feel like red flags um and so uh you know uh you know he's staying at the house he's staying with us um no you're real for that yeah yeah uh no he's not because I don't want him around my Fireball so when you see someone on the internet guys it doesn't last forever and eventually they were failed yes but usually it doesn't last forever and eventually they will fail so there's no need to be jealous of anyone you see on the internet because one day they're going to be balding and fat just like you are like rich like rich so this is a feel-good story eight years ago we looked like this and then he just called chance freaking out because he's ugly I mean of all the able to call in the world yeah see now some of us like me I've never been good looking so it's not a problem Chad how do you feel about that thank you to whomever bought a merch yeah that's rich Campbell Rich Campbell was in like some random music videos we watched him on Hassan's stream one time they're kind of hard to watch not that rich did a bad job rich is just hard to look at hmm [Music] wake up wake up wake up [Music] [Music] oh you are so cute oh my God [Music] hmm is Lily a furry yeah welcome to the club that I am not in but there are some that are in it that are welcoming you so kind of exciting for you Lily [Music] you're gonna put me in timeout it works Oh no you're gonna get a timeout you 'll be talking to all right she's so cute I love Emmy you know I haven't met her I'm bad with kids though she wouldn't like me she wouldn't like me that's it anyone never liked me others blaming turnout election day our voters didn't show up we didn't get enough voters it's a complete disappointment yeah bro cause you're [ __ ] too busy trying to kill Harry Potter dog what the [ __ ] what do you mean expecto patronum looking ass [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] what are you doing Christ what happened so I just got back from warming up his chicken tendies lovely Zen thank you the prime that's crazy that's crazy they got Voldemort in the [ __ ] flesh out here on television talking about talking about you know people are not coming out to vote for the elections he's not wrong it's wild he's not wrong here's one thing I don't feel bad [ __ ] should I just watch squeaks his streams at this point here's one I would never the thing I don't feel bad [ __ ] on League of Legends stixxer thank you for gifting a sub don't watch League of Legends you hate League of Legends and if you play League of Legends you hate League of Legends I love League of Legends guys I would like to make it very clear I love League of Legends I actually love it it's the most safe thing to take a dump on is League nobody likes League I like three league players I love it I love it it's not a league maybe try therapy I do I don't like it as much you know what I mean it's not as fun you can't call my therapist names like I can call mid lane somebody said hit the Luddy all right how do you do it yeah oh my God you can sabotage when they when they start going again oh well you can still do testing because regular that's from zero practice by the way I mean and then I walked through the main office man I just wish he was real scar is a God you mean he's fine wait literally what am I doing here oh damn uh what does that was a lot that was a lot but I'll tell you something I think you should sleep whoa Bay School me thank you for the the the uh merch purchase I you should sleep sleep is not for the week sleep is necessary maybe you'll feel better uh Benji thank you for the 17. veg Ara you mean he's fine oh my God wait literally what am I doing here wait is this oh let me take this melon yes we are scaling against the kogmak acid and wait we can kill kagwa no way oh my gosh if he has a ward yes I hate Teemo um James thank you for the 43 months forbidden fractal thank you for the 10 months scars he still has it one hand close yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's perfect perfect uh perfect I wish my voice sounded like hers I like her voice [Music] yeah oh maybe take out the show if there's anything oh no sound perfect there was definitely a big ass show watch this the you yay they'll love them that's why I told people I'm like if you don't like the merch for yourself and you have a friend in your life that likes Taylor Swift they'll like the [ __ ] the patriarchy merch they really will any Swifty would like it I kind of made this merch for myself okay now watch this egg show ratcore three be the prime she picked one out oh really oh this giant one but there's two yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's perfect perfect uh perfect perfect job yeah yeah oh maybe take out the show if there's any shot oh no thanks thank you for the thank you for the uh five gifted I appreciate that perfect see if I can do Drew I think of the two months give me a second I'm gonna take my Json head off holy holy do you see it how big is it it hurts really bad all right all right as flexible light as you can what like bend over okay do you see it okay it's ingrown do you need do you need paper towel for the blood oh my you brought some smart is it bleeding already okay yep I'm ready for it okay and their content oh Jesus Christ yeah you got it it's massive can I see it ew that was inside me yeah 14. what's going on chat I think it's pretty obvious ly just to get the map and go to those locations and then just click in I don't I don't [ __ ] understand what that means okay so what do you have an index what [Music] sneaky sneak we go there turned out there's a guy who goes by the name Victor monikov hahaha [Laughter] man we really got him hey Dalton thank you for the two months we've we did we really got him there is really onto something Alex hitting the bloody really shouldn't skip the line but here we go ready you have to do it like to the beat it's so quiet oh my God come on hit it hit it hit it there you go Alex is someone that is good at anything she does I'm not kidding [Music] remember the cake decorating anything I've ever painting anything you ever put in front of Alex she's just good at it she's just good I don't know what it is hey baby I heard recently that you started eating soda congratulations I know Vietnamese and that a lot of YouTubers struggle with loneliness so to know that you found someone who can keep you company and brighten up your day it's really nice to hear I hope the two of you until your time together and that your love loves for an eternity what is this I'm not clicking on that oh is it possible to order a body below your model that you've set on for at least a day's nuts well there's this email on someone TV called Sprite and each time I say it makes my little nuts Quake can I please enable it chat let's enable it what the [ __ ] is seems good whatever it is I that guy seems like he's got good taste Ethan think of the eight months hi I'm not I'm I'm not [Music] what what oh my God oh my God oh my gosh my nose okay wait where's my nose and that isn't my nose sorry I just saw I just finally saw the Sprite emote enabled and it's just like freaking Harry Potter eating a popsicle this is what we're hooting hollering about all right man maybe we can get rid of Sprite look at the chef in the back oh no oh no what oh my God Emily this is out that like hurts my head wait that like that like hurted my heart my head bruh like it went up into my nose and into my into my head foreign I hear a cat in here chewing on something it's you and you're chewing on the Christmas tree excuse me why are you chewing on the Christmas tree what do you have to say hello you're not going to say anything okay goodbye cats are so weird don't chew on it all right strong but silent type yeah okay see you later we already watched this one yeah just to get the map and go to them just knew you saw that one hey baby I heard wait what happened why are we getting repeats cheers what the heck okay there we go 100t to your name yeah just randomly let me what do you mean randomly oh you joined the org yeah yeah yeah I joined oh I'm happy for you what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean like does that change your stream or are you just like now every chatter right now box office is asking a question that any chat or us so what does joining an org mean like does that change your stream or are you just like now it's like the tag is 100 T to me no I'm not required to do anything honestly I mean I feel like I mean I I signed I mean only really things I have to promote is like high ground but I want to work with high grounds it's like no big deal and then obviously I have to do like the typical like you know merch shoots or like content shoots but that's like very minimal I see it so okay I hope I don't start something bad here but I your name is now 100 tits to me 100 [Laughter] that's what started all of this is boxbox saw tits and he was like confused he was like why did you do that he got he got distracted and he was like he was like I'm gonna let you finish but they like listen to all of this so patiently look at his face and the whole time he's like typical like but tits you know merch shoots or but tits content shoots but that's like very minimals I see it so okay I love it I hope I don't start something bad here but I your name is now 100 tits to me the man of the people you think freezing it would work oh wait he did what if you used your ax on it hey [ __ ] dumbass yo kid listen to me you [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] I've had about enough of your [ __ ] smart attitude she left us she passed away you're feeling rebellious we're rebellious you're at that [ __ ] age talk to me one more time with that tone and I got a [ __ ] backhand with the name on it I'm not [ __ ] playing anymore I mean sometimes it's what they need bro it is what it is why did I feel like he was yelling at me Lord repeat thank you for the two months Ethan thank you for the eight months what happened to your patience and wisdom no it's fine it's fine they're realizing oh no it's burning hole oh no that's burnt that's burnt Night Owl Chad thank you for the 11 months I'm excited you're excited that's fine it's fine it's caramelizing hole oh am I I'm burning it aren't I yeah I think I burned I just burnt it didn't I yeah trust the process I'm burning it oh my God oh my God oh my God yes oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I'm burning it it's burnt it's burnt it's ruined now this is okay this is okay no no please stop cooking please please just stop just stop just stop please please stop shriminal Grimlock thank you for the eight months yeah that it's you got it slow low and slow low and slow for this panda it's worth a lot Okay so yeah very cheap it's like almost like a real Panda but this hello do you see me wait what just happened hello what wait wait what wait what uh [Music] gazagio thing for the nine hello uh-oh the panda got her crayon thank you for continuing your gifted sub do you know what's disturbing to me what looking at a stick of butter and seeing teeth scrapings in it to them no rich you cannot do that it it's it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't compute right I'm gonna throw up it doesn't stick something in my ass to come back like get the butter away from this guy you know what's crazy about you doing that you know how with the reality of parallel universes and stuff like that there is only one Universe in which you do that and it blows my mind knowing I'm in that universe because you would not do that in any other [ __ ] Universe no human being would I'm in the main parallel when you do that so keep doing it [Music] you uh I hated that yeah that was the guy we saw earlier that looked good eight years ago it's all the butter that's all the butter did that did that to him hey what are you doing why are you just sitting there you're just you're just sitting there you're just ow why do you get mad at me hey can ow hey can we for locks hey hi can we relax I love you I love you why are you looking at me like that I love you why are you sad are you okay she's had enough of me she's had enough of me goodbye Goodbye Oh you want to lay on the desk okay thank you for the 13 months bye Coots guitar band beer what are you at the games oh yeah what okay the slave thing I was gonna look the other way no alcohol at a sporting event you just lost the fan guitar you just lost the fan for life that yeah oh no foreign I have to address some drama all right people say I overuse the what though I'm so proud to tell you I've expanded my repertoire glad to see you here's my impression of you at Hogwarts what's the spell here's my impression of you playing poker what's Estelle here's my impression of you watching Nick at night is this Keenan and Kel you know what I mean we've got to expand you can't do the same thing over and over again that'd be lunacy dude squeaks is a farmer you do an impression of an orange Lion in Dark World oops I fell [Laughter] what a farmer he just Farms before super chats were all Donald Van uh still got that Taylor Swift in rotation when is that review dropping yo I listened to it you did pretty good I listened to it too y'all thought I was [ __ ] around I didn't know that yeah guys it's pretty good yeah I think the 11 months you know music she made I thought she made like really goofy silly popsicles well she was dropping some bars in this [ __ ] I ain't gonna say see now you're going too damn far ah man hey man she Hey Hey Taylor what Taylor were there bro here it said this thing before super chats were on that's awesome I just really miss my mom and you give me Mom Vibes oh I don't want I want to be your partner mom I know what you want but like a lot of men we have uh you know there's like all these like Shameless people out there that just like miss their dads it's the same thing for men with their moms we just we just want to be cuddled and swooned with a warm bosom oh my God that's what we want you know and it's just the way that it goes home it's uh it's happy huh wisdom means happy you can't do that because like I'll use it in a different sentence it's happy I think that guy's got a crush on his mom anybody else think that Freud was right this isn't good um okay we're gonna end there because everything else has four votes so if you want me to see any of these other I nearly just had a panic attack over a goddamn cat hair floating in the air foreign oh my God because I have I stream with all my windows open for reasons and a cat hair just floated across my eye in a way that it looked like someone was walking outside and I almost died a little if you watch that back you can see what Terror looks like holy [ __ ] I have to walk that off my adrenaline's pumping and it's the only way to avoid a panic attack I have to take a quick I have to pee or something I gotta go distract me give me five seconds I'll be back thank you all right oh no stop it all right thank you for the six months I'm good I'm good I'm good I had to walk it off I just had to walk off did some jumping jacks we're fine um all right if you want me to watch different clips make sure you go and you vote on them also feel free to post some clips there wahoo Wicked um okay we're gonna do some reacts now We're Gonna Save the new defunct land for the I'll build the um Castle to it uh life force thank you for the prime um foreign am I on yay it works fall thank you for the theme of the two months um what was I gonna do I was gonna message somebody because we pulled that up and I was like oh I need to message them oh DS Mac that's what I was gonna message um slime Bagel thank you the 11. okay let me get Discord over on this screen um down there all right we're gonna watch this Patrick CC that looks really really interesting it's um the the cookie car the craziest cookie controversy ever and you guys know I love cookies stories so um or I love cookie stores and so we're watching it it's gonna be great so go get your snackies it is time to get cozy get your cookies are currently witnessing one of the most vicious cookie Wars of all time cookie world 200 billion dollar Goliath crumble cookies and it's two startup competitors dirty dough and crave this I've never heard it was riddled with lies deceit propaganda and all kinds of cookie chaos crumble recently filed a lawsuit against dirty doe stating why they are using packaging decor and presentation wait we really jumped into this and I haven't even adjusted my screen because it was barely cut off what the heck is happening wait where's my where is my screen start wait what is going on oh that's why bottom two okay all right yeah we we jumped right in Okay so okay apparently crumble is a dick is what we're learning in all kinds of cookie chaos crumble recently filed a lawsuit against dirty doe stating that they are using packaging decor and presentation that is confusing okay that seems a little petty just saying that is a little petty amazingly similar to crumbles established and successful trade dress and brand identity and that dirty doe is trying to confuse customers into thinking that their brand is Affiliated or connected with crumble crumbles goal by filing this suit is not only to get dirty dough to stop stealing their brand identity but to hand over all their claiming brand identity is a very interesting lawsuit if yeah it feels like crumble thinks they own all cookies revenues and profits for the entire time they have been in business what wait I'm sorry repeat that this is fascinating stop stealing their brand identity but to hand over all their revenues and profits for the entire time they have been in business however that's crazy screen thank you for the 13 months so they want all of their money they've ever made that's ridiculous burrito is not backing down to the corporate Coots is playing with a toy in the hallway Cookie Monster with recent comments on social media about the lawsuit crumble is now doing exactly what it criticized dirty doe of doing using social media to shed its light on the Utah cookie Wars of course it's Utah of course of course it's [ __ ] Utah all the Mormons are pissed the original lawsuit focused on sprinkles swirls Whimsical designs and box shapes now crumble created a stir about allegedly stolen documents provided by a former employee of dirty dough dirty dough denies stealing any documents from crumble dirty does recipes building schematics and processes are not similar and are clearly different to the public eye dirty dough is aggressively fighting this lawsuit on multiple fronts the case is trending in a positive trajectory and dirty does expect this trend to continue in light of the inflammatory statement dirty job will continue to stay positive lighthearted especially on social media that's crazy this is the tea where's why is no one talking about this thank you thank you for the 60 months wow this is crazy they are ready for all-out war so without further Ado let's get ready to crumble cookies first we must assess whether it was dirty Doe's intent to steal crumble's brand identity because right now the internet is totally on dirty Doe's side but when you consider how both businesses began you might have they're just cookies you didn't invent cookies am I crazy some second thoughts okay okay I'm going into this ah thank you thank you for the purchase um okay I am why are all my animals walking around what's going on out there what are you guys doing Swift is like I'm stealing cat food um I'm going into this thinking that crumbles in the wrong and that they're I feel like they're going into this so big-headed pretending they made cookies crumble started in September 2017 in a small mountain town called Logan which is north of Salt Lake City Utah funny enough neither of the founders Jason McGowan or Sawyer Hemsley were Bakers and so we knew we wanted to do uh cookies but the reality kind of hit us pretty quickly when we're like we didn't know how to bake we don't know how to do anything so these two apparently are cousins Jason was in the tech industry working for Ancestry.com and Sawyer was attending Utah State University they learned how to make one chocolate chip cookie and open their first store selling just that in a box of four the locals love the cookies which originally came in a basic square box similar to every Bakery in the history of forever over time crumble developed a rotational menu which consisted of them changing how did they my friend worked at crumble and they made her ball dough with her bare hands that's wicked the cookie flavors they sell every week it was an instant hit and the store was packed out from the beginning the founders knew if they wanted to expand they needed a more professional logo a clean inviting atmosphere and a process to make them a scalable franchise they opened a new location in Bountiful Utah with a new logo new packaging new store design social media strategy word spread fast wow their social media is beautiful though look at that new store design and a new social media strategy that's pretty we gotta give them that chat word spread fast people would travel all over the state just to try these cookies however Midway through 2019 crumble cookies hired Bradley Maxwell who would later go on to create dirty dough no okay this is us this is us now this is sus become their biggest enemy Bennett Maxwell is the public founder of dirty dough his brother Bradley is his business partner but doesn't have any public social media presence according to the lawsuit Bennett attempted to become a franchise owner of crumble in May of 2019 but was denied but crumble did hire his brother Bradley as a process engineer Bradley was exposed to and became familiar with crumble's business model marketing brand identity and the crumble trade dress he also learned confidential and proprietary mixes recipes processes spices methods and formulas allegedly Bradley left the company and started dirty dough with Bennett stealing all of crumble's intellectual property however Bennett says this is all a lie and this is where the story gets kind of strange ladies and gentlemen wow thank you for the hundred dollars what the heck that was nice of you trilogella thank you for the 100. this is kind gentlemen if you want to say yo you could just say it in chai you don't have to do a hundred dollars allow me to present to you Lord Murphy whoa do not play with me peon I am the Lord of this house a chin bite is your punishment never mess with the King you thought I was lying this is Lord Murphy that's right my cat is a lord you know what I am too Lord Patrick CeCe he just keeps pulling these out you're in the house of two Lords right now the reason why me and Murphy are Lords is because of established titles established titles is a Project based on a historic Scottish custom where landowners are referred to wait this is a scam why is it a scam it's a scam what is it it was exposed last week oh we won't hold it against you Patrick that's so awkward it's like naming a star um you can officially change your name to you're a unique one tree forever has helped them commit to it right now and if you use my code patrick50 God oh God get your gifts now he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know thanks established titles Bennett says that Bradley had no part in the formation of dirty dough the actual creator of dirty dough is named Tyler Perry who started the business out of his college apartment in Tempe Arizona in 2018. Ludwig would know him let's ask Ludwig team Tyler hand delivered the cookies while his wife did all the baking he needed why do their cookies look the same though that is interesting Esther funding to open a store in which he posted on Facebook and since Bennett was already interested in the cookie business he invested Tyler opened the store in Tempe in 2020 and Bennett encouraged Tyler to franchise so he could be the first store owner but Tyler realized he didn't want to go down that path and he sold Bennett the entire business in January of 2021 then it took over the retail store in Arizona reshaped the business model came up with new formulas rebirth the Rebrand is interesting I will say that branded and claims to have sold 60 franchises before opening a second store so the crumble lawsuit is incorrect about the formation of dirty dough however that doesn't mean Bennett and Bradley are completely innocent Bennett confirmed he tried to franchise crumble and he confirmed that Bradley worked for crumble just because the lawsuit got the exact origin story wrong doesn't actually help dirty toe at all in fact it gets even worse for them when Bennett purges dirty dough he said nothing but bad things about it I looked at this and I saw business that had big potential that was selling cookies that had zero marketing had a terrible location um not good recipes to be frank like they were cookies they were good cookies they weren't great they weren't amazing it was developed by you know a 22 year old with no baking experience so is it a fair assumption that if Bennett wanted to franchise crumble and his brother work omnistar thank you to 11. for the company plus he had zero experience in the industry that maybe he did just buy an existing cookie business copy crumble's business model from the brand of social media strategy to the recipes then move it up from Arizona to Utah where crumble originates in hopes to steal some market share seems very possible that's interesting they are arguing that crumble hasn't created anything unique that you can actually steal true the lawsuit they point out their Whimsical outline shaped drawings on product packaging presentation and Decor in which dirty dough has copied also their cookie boxes with extra space that perfectly fit cookies lying side by side which sure dirty dough is copying but most people argue that's like trying to gatekeep a pizza box yeah I agree a paper bag from a fast food restaurant they Corbin thank you the prime highlight their weekly rotating menu again not like crumble invented changing a menu my little donut shop has been doing that for the past 10 years mmm those look like boobs also their logo from the font to the cookie with a bite taken out of it is copied which is literally every cookie brands alone yeah they even threw in the store layouts the way the cookies look the way they are presented I want to see the way the cookies look they even threw in the store layouts the way the cookies look I will say I mean crumble's cookies just look better they're mad about it crumbles cookies look way better the way they are presented on social media and there's no doubt that these two brands are shockingly similar the only real difference is that dirty dough focuses on the inside yeah look look that's I mean I feel like that is a big difference it's a big difference I don't want any of those cookies inside of the cookie where crumble focuses on dressing up the cookie on the outside but dirty dough rallied a ton of support by Bennett spinning the narrative in his favor online have you heard dirty dough is getting sued looks like somebody's a little scared of the new cookies in town oh that's exactly attack the crumble owner in this viral LinkedIn post a billion dollars pursuing two startups why because apparently if you put sprinkles on your cookies crumble thinks they own that then it ran with this narrative that the big corporate Giants are suing the little guys because they also make cookies is more rooted in The Branding and everyone loves an Underdog Story so he was able to secure national news coverage by making people seem like the big guys picking on them yeah I will say I've never heard of dirty dough until this so I guess it worked which led to an all-out War crumble purchased billboard ads directly next to dirty dose physical store petty little [ __ ] locations then dirty doe responded with their own Billboards Cookie's so good you have to sue they use the hashtag Utah cookie Wars and even started investing money into high quality commercials looks like you got another dirty ghost situation let's get them playing theme for the eight months Empire theme of the two uh you're gonna have to shut down the whole operation are you crazy why because you're selling cookies that's our thing I also notice a lot of whimsical cookie themed designs all over your stand here did your parents a teacher that it's not nice to steal other people Danielle think of the six months good idea rotate every week rotating cooking menu that's our thing sir there's no easy way to say this dirty dough is winning the cookie Wars that's the impossible and we're getting destroyed on social media okay well people are morons well morons who love a good David and Goliath story sir we have one shot and one shot only man how many commercials did they make take down dirty that was an organization so we need somebody who can infiltrate 30 though I feel like you shouldn't like I feel like you like shouldn't they are stealing the trade milk that dirty dose advertising was very successful and they were able to Rally a ton of support online Prezzo he made it but the most shocking part about crumble trying to sue these smaller Brands is that they took their whole brand identity from a Utah cookie company that was dominating the market years before gaspa they stole from someone else chip is the original gourmet cookie delivery come chip started in 2016 and they opened only serving one cookie in a box of four sound familiar their logo featured a cookie with a bite taken out of the top right corner they grew by focusing on their cookie presentation as well as their branding on social media this drove a lot of traffic to their physical locations and they generated a huge amount of buzz in Utah before all these other copycats I'm gasping France chip start no one's talking about Mrs Fields either but like Mrs Fields really started this right why is Utah Capital Utah's also like the soda pop Capital it's just the Mormons they love their sugar man right because there were no dessert options in the area for a late night snack they initially didn't want a franchise they wanted to serve the local community chip never went after crumble when they obviously took the whole business model branding and idea to the exact same thing damn it on their own vision and crumble went corporate taking there's that many crumbles oh my God country dirty dough and crumble were not founded by people who have a passion for baking but by people who want to build a corporate Enterprise neither Founders had experience in the food industry yeah you guys are cringe oh they created a fact they're just greedy now I hate them that's food business that has 20 to 30 percent profit margins whereas that's pretty good it's most traditional ones operate on six to nine percent profits one of the goals is to lower the barrier of Entry to entrepreneurship to be an entrepreneur you need a game plan come here expertise and money well that's what a franchise is here's a game plan that's worked for other people the time required to around one of these stores is a lot less because we don't require owner operated the expertise to to run one of these stores is a lot less because we do a centralized production model right which we'll get into a little bit and the money required is about half or less than half this is covered it's fine the competition the goal of this business is to open more businesses Bennett openly admits that he started the cookie business to create another passive Revenue stream for himself he designed their model so that it only truly requires one person to run an entire store and that's important providing a model so entrepreneurs can make money for their families the cookies are made in a factory somewhere and shipped to the store crumble is the what wait where wait what I miss that and make money for their families the cookies are made in a factory somewhere and shipped to the store crumble is yuck you can't make even benefactor Factory cookies right rightful Ember thank you for the sub the exact same they just actually hand make the cookies in the store and provide more jobs since they can have up to 10 people working at the same time in one location people care right that's pretty good does anyone work there Can you steal the recipes for me right now but one day this cookie war is going to look exactly like McDonald's feuding with Burger King where they both win by generating Millions we lose by our inability to control our Cravings we love cookies wow that was crazy guys I'm happy to watch this we should start a cookie company called crumbling dough what do you think hmm what did I pushed I pushed a cast out onto a TV hmm you got a better name no I want to watch this Nadia one because I've heard so much about Nadia recently Nadia amine is one of the fastest growing streamers twitch has seen in a very long time she went from 50 000 followers to over half a million in just two months Wicked her popularity is a direct result of a major cheating scandal the video game Community is accusing Nadia of cheating at Call of Duty war zone which is the game she has spent three excuses excusing her 3 000 hours streaming cheating is a cardinal sin for gamers but twitch and Call of Duty make it very clear that cheaters will be banned this Scandal has led to some major backlash towards Nadia but instead of folding to the pressure she's leaning in becoming the villain and using the Scandal as a marketing campaign for her social media platform so this begs the question is she actually cheating well that's complicated there are a lot of Clips in her gameplay that look very unnatural in this clip her point of aim seems to jump to the target with speed and accuracy that is not humanly possible she's shooting at the guy on the right and then it kind of glitches over to the left and when Nadia was asked to address this clip this was her response and is this something you've seen or like heard about before yeah this is like a frame glitch and I've seen it multiple times on different like streams I mean there's a guy who made a tick tock about it saying that he doesn't cheat and this happens then so yeah can you explain like what exactly went down here no like it's just like a frame glitch I have no idea like how this happens she doesn't really say much she just says it was a glitch and honestly she could be right she could be right you know and dream didn't know those files were on his computer seriously her exposures use this or that they were 16. blip and others to say that she has some sort of Aimbot which is essentially a I I spare thank you for the sub pack that you can install into your game that will automatically lock onto an enemy when you just kind of generally aim in the direction of one like in this clip where it seems as if she is going to try and kill the enemy parachuting down from above then she locks on to a totally different enemy that isn't even visible on the screen there are also moments when she is shooting at walls for seemingly no reason and then there is conveniently an enemy on the other side of the wall suggesting that she that's a little sus that's a little sus some kind of wall hack or a cheat that allows her to see through walls but when she was asked about this clip people did not like her response how would you explain this to me we'll watch it slow motion as well um I feel like there's just like no information though like it cut the clip really short people were saying that in this interview she was looking very nervous or like she got caught that she seemingly did not know how to respond to the allegations maybe panic I will say people are crazy I've seen stuff oh I've seen stuff where people take videos of me and they'll like analyze something like you can clearly tell she's lying here and it's like what so I think it's weird when people start picking apart body language when it's like you are a professional um I don't know that's kind of weird it was setting in but in her tick tocks she's extremely confident her attitude is entirely different I am the number one best Call of Duty player and this clip right here is the reason why however can we start doing that with my league clips and them just being bad Clips where's Case okay so you here case I'll record a bit is case here I don't think he's here damn it I am the number one best League of Legend player in the world and this clip is why and then it's just me [ __ ] dying they'll be Wicked world would find out if she was really cheating or not when she left the comfort of her own home and played at the Call of Duty next showcase which was a lan event I will tell you who is cheating me because how did I put my shoe underwater how did you do that my foot didn't get wet at all okay I'll admit I'm not cheating I'm wearing vessies that's wicked sleet hail slush mud whatever the weather conditions vesi can handle it that's wicked Patrick your foot entirely underwater for nowhere I might but it shows you how I go on Grizzly River run their shoes are made of dimetex a dual clown Diamond material that keeps you cool in the summer and warm in colder weather on top of that they are lightweight and exceptionally comfortable I hate the feeling of wanting to wear a nice pair of shoes but it was for a night out with my girlfriend no matter the weather you can go ahead and hit the Rainy sidewalk in your weekend Chelsea boot while heading to that evening dinner party for your pair of Bessie shoes there you go use code Patrick land stands for local area network this is essentially a promotional event where streamers get together in the physical world and play the game under near perfect conditions the participants play on computers provided by and set up by the event organizers so if you have cheats on your computer at home you won't have them at the Lan event before the event started which all of the streamers stream live to obviously give the game promotion she told her chat this I was setting up Tick Tock and twitch for like the entire time so if you guys see me play like dogs it's because one I haven't played at all I I have not touched this a lot of people thought it was weird that she would say this it is weird to preface it is weird to start with some Johns I will say that is interesting it's a little sausage as if she is almost preemptively making an excuse that her gameplay would not be as good because she doesn't have her cheats throughout the event her aims seemed to be generally much worse than when she's at home playing on her own computer but this still doesn't Hello think of the two months really answered the question if she was cheating or not I mean everybody does have a bad game she could have been nervous or genuinely Rusty from not practice that's like sometimes me when I play league guys saying up until the event it was really her attitude towards the backlash that convinced everyone that she was guilty of cheating this is an announcement to everyone who keeps writing mean things about me and saying that I'm cheating I just wanted to say I'm sorry and I understand your frustration I wouldn't know how to react as well if I was extremely insecure and dog shot a video game okay okay so you're here next time case is here chat have me record some of these lines we're gonna put them with some we're gonna put some with some League of Legends content don't let me forget next time case resubs I'm so excited marketing genius women do better than me it is a hard reality to accept but just breathe in and understand that I am better and that you will never be making Clips like this Nadia turned her controversy into a big marketing campaign basically every tick tock she posts starts with her baiting the viewer into thinking that she will address the cheating allegations but then instead of addressing the cheating she just tells people to watch her live or comment on this Tick Tock clip this is the clip that exposed me for hacking there's a rumor going around that I'm not allowed to play in tournaments because I'm cheating to all the people who still claim I am hacking I am live right now showing all of my monitors while I play a lot of people have been saying I'm used genius using a foot pedal to enable my Aimbot so I am live right now doing a foot camera my account just got banned by Call of Duty now I have no choice but to cut the act and tell the truth I am hacking that was cut off what I was going to say is I'm having a new account made for me it's time to address the cheating allegations now this is for all the boys who keep commenting that I'm using a kronosen walls Aimbot I do have something to admit to you guys yay think of the five months that I'm a thousand times better than you and you guys cannot accept that a girl can just be good at video games she understands that most people want to see her get exposed she leans into being the villain doubling down claiming she is the best female cop oh that's so hard mentally you go girl that's got to be exhausting I'll be honest it is really smart of her and it's really great for her career and she's gonna make a ton of money off of it but holy [ __ ] does that have to be exhausting that's gotta suck a player in the world she's using that to get more engagement more followers more subscribers and ultimately more money you're a marketing genius that's on Nadia I think she's a freaking marketing genius he's leaning into the whole cheating thing and there are a shitload of people AKA just men who are freaking out loud and getting her incredible amount of attention posting every single time they kill her it's working flawlessly before this controversy her tick tocks would average 10K to 50K views and she would stream to an average of less than 200 viewers once she started baiting people with the controversial intros she exploded up to half a million followers on Twitch streaming to an average of 4500 4 000 viewers viewers to all the people who still claim I am hacking I am live right now showing all of my monitors sometimes she actually puts an additional camera on her setup to prove that she doesn't use any cheats but the commenters will say she is using a VPN to get into bot lobbies which are essentially games where you play against other people that are not even close to your skill level which is something that other streamers do to essentially make themselves look better at the game basically no matter what she does 5.3 K right now dude guys she's loaded 12 000 Subs no matter how much proof she tries to provide the naysayers will figure out a way to justify in their minds that she is cheating but maybe she is in fact cheating and if she is why hasn't she been banned from Call of Duty people are banned for using cheats every single day even streamers have been banned in the past for example Mr Golds was found to be cheating and was promptly banned from Warzone and even had his twitch Channel suspended because of it in March of this year the official Call of Duty Twitter account tweeted this 90 000 accounts were removed you can't bribe me Hagrid thank you the uh the buying the merch your stuff will probably not get rejected as long as you're not creepy moved in bandwaves this week ninety thousand in one week so they certainly have the capability to identify cheaters and get them off the game if Nadia is so blatantly cheating as many people think why wouldn't she be banned especially being someone who is likely much more high profile than anyone caught in that 90 000 bandwave could Call of Duty be turning a blind eye to Nadia because of the value she brings to the game having 4 000 people watch her play the game on Twitch getting millions of Impressions on Tick Tock and YouTubers making videos all free advertising for Wars I'll be honest I don't really care if she's cheating I think she's smart keeping people talking about her and their game even with the negative connotations is generally good for them if she is cheating this what an insane take is it I don't play the game that's why I can say that I also deal with bots in League of Legends and it the world is dark cheater's gonna be cheaters anyway if she is cheating I don't think it's hurting anyone is it hurting anybody I mean it's not good it's not a good thing to do I think it's cringe hmm you know I don't know how I feel about this matters as much as the Utah cookies yeah she's hurting feelings oh yeah I think people just want to be mad I think it is I think it's cringe if she's cheating but I also think she's a genius um I think she's a genius for what she's doing I think she's smart also break the twitch Community guidelines video games initial success and long-term retention of the player base is somewhat reliant on Twitch these days before playing a new game many people will go over to Twitch to get a closer look at the gameplay before downloading it and trying it themselves so if Nadia was proven to be cheating and was banned by Call of Duty then she would also be proven to have broken twitch's Community guidelines which should lead to a band there as well but that didn't happen so either twitch doesn't want to suspend her because she's about to make them a ton of money and they are currently in hot water and Call of Duty doesn't want to ban her because of all the free promotion she's bringing to the game or simply they are not Banning her because they already looked into it and she isn't cheating however whether she is cheating or not Nadia is not living up to her original Mission of changing the stigma against female Gamers yeah that sucks it actually sucks so bad doubts people had of me being a female I hope that women will look up to me and believe they can do the same without the stigmas that they aren't good enough it's no secret that gaming is a male dominated industry even even though make it thinking of the 20 months even if she isn't cheating her feeding into it is not helpful at all it's like not it's not helpful at all it's for like women in general that's kind of it's kind of not helpful but it's okay she's getting her back so it's like whatever history twitch streamers and influencers have worked hard to reduce the stigma against female Gamers that they are not good or don't belong in the community Nadia being successful is probably inspirational for female Gamers but if she is actually cheating then she is disrespecting all other female Gamers by bragging him Ray wait beanans wait what put me in about being put me in coach Female warrior Patrick this clip right here proves why I am the best female war zone player if she is not cheating then leaning into it and attaching herself to the Scandal perpetuates this narrative that gamer girls are more likely to be cheaters now to be fair the community is going extra hard on exposing her this guy bad boy Demon's whole channel is dedicated to exposing cheaters in video games men and women but the videos on Nadia get the most views and he once uploaded seven videos in a row just on her wow we can't hold Nadia accountable whoa okay that's a crazy that's two that's too far that's too far that is too far community no matter how toxic they are however we can't really feel bad for her when she is constantly baiting people on the internet and leaning into the controversy I mean even if Call of Duty themselves made a statement that they looked into the situation and confirmed that Nadia is not a cheater nobody would believe it they would think that Call of Duty and Nadia are and some sort of Cahoots together the damage has already been done she will forever be known as this so I guess I don't blame her for just trying to capitalize on the moment yeah I don't blame her I don't blame her for doing that I'm also fascinated to see how it rides out it's really interesting to see um how that like because that's essentially what Casey used to do I think Casey was ahead of her time but uh it's uh it'll be interesting it'll be interesting to see where she's at in like a year you know question mark question mark question mark yeah Casey used to be like I'm the best gamer ever you know like um she was just ahead of her time blood misplayed with her she's funny I've heard she's funny I've heard she's cool um I think it sucks how I think it must suck mentally it must be awful mentally it must be draining people are mean all right we let me see if Patrick has any other ones I wanted to see urgently or they can all wait um hey Q thank you for the the 15 months um the most embarrassing I show speed copycat okay this looks like it'll be infuriating to watch we'll watch this one and then we'll go to Topkick white boy this one looks like it's gonna be so frustrating uh oh anxious bubble thing for the two months m is currently going viral for copying the biggest streamer in the world God I show speed speed gained 10 million subscribers in one year and during that he became known for overreacting juvenile humor making himself the butt of the joke and acting so unnatural that still to this day some people can't tell if he is playing a character or if he is actually this high stress hyperactive individual Emerson copies his voice his facial expressions his re oh that's weird I hate that wait I hate that do you see that Emerson copies his voice that's weird his facial expressions his reactions his personal interests basically this young man studied everything about speeds Persona and imitates him for a living and He is building a career from it are you serious right Neil are you serious right Neil Ben are you serious however M denies all allegations of him copying to be honest Bob do not copy speed you know what I'm saying if I picked up on some of his traits but I used to watch speed a lot but like bro when people say I go back and watch his dreams and study it bro why do not do that his fans believe him because how could he live stream every single day for hours and manage to imitate someone else without slipping up well he's been practicing for months slowly getting better and better just a few months I hate this this is weird months ago white boy M sounded completely different if you guys DM me the butterfly Emoji I will follow all you guys back on Instagram but yeah man I hope you guys did enjoy this Banger video okay y'all please stop bullying me dude like I'm over here trying to stream bro I'm trying to stream and y'all y'all spamming in my chat like my IP got leaked but it wasn't uh I am uncomfortable patriarch thanks patriarch hi hello everybody how's it going Britain thank you for the 21 months scoot thank you for the 14. hi you guys you guys will like this nuts and thank you for the 17 we this is kind of marketing we're watching a Nadia video and we learned how she markets herself which is kind of Genius um ghetto drink they give the 10 and now we're watching this guy who tries to copy I show speed and so far it has been painful um it's been painful also wait I'm gonna send I'm gonna send you the the cookie no I won't I'm not gonna I always say that I'm not gonna send it the cookie video I feel like atrok would like that cookie video zebra thank you for the 20 months Beyond gone thinking of the nine months this guy yoined if I forgot to twist yeah this is bad this is bad bad so essentially what you guys just missed is this this guy copies I show speed down to like the games he plays down to his facial expressions and this is like a clip of how he used to talk versus how he talks now because he's he's like said that he doesn't copy him but I think he does I I think I think so far he does slowly getting better and better just a few months ago white boy M sounded completely different if you guys DM me the butterfly Emoji I will follow all you guys back on Instagram but yeah man I hope you guys did enjoy this Banger video okay y'all please stop booting me dude like I'm over here trying to stream bro I'm trying to stream me y'all y'all spamming in my chat like my IP got weak but it wasn't actually I show speed that inspired all of this it was Aiden Ross I haven't pulled up yet bro but I know I will blow up my inspiration is Aiden Ross and he told me to speak into existence and manifest I know I have not blown up yet but my inspiration is Aiden Ross he told me to speak into existence to manifest what I want I'm gonna blow up and when he's seeing this I blew up not physically just numerically because I don't really want to die I'm really busy this month so numbers thanks for watching how to do determined to blow up why we still have yet to figure that out stay hydrated white boy M was not always his Persona he used to go buy a different character called bluffing Bluffin was a little closer to an Aidan Ross clone than an I show speed clone yeah it's your boy bluffing and I'm about to show you how to get sturdy like me I can't get sturdy what I got Shaw stinky eggs I won't beat the [ __ ] out of you bro I'm not playing after posting these silly videos on Twitter how old is he where are his parents he managed to get followed by a Phase Clan member face sweat no and his whole world flipped up something oh no not a face chat please please a moment of silence to phase up down yeah I woke up so I get up boom I'll check to be fair bluffing wasn't trying thank you thank you for the 31 months thank you for phasing up trying to get recognized for no reason he was trying to get the attention of a popular Esports gaming organization called delirium at this point thank you for the sub and was making a little name for himself in the fortnite community his compilations were getting a decent amount of traction on YouTube and Tick Tock but who the [ __ ] watch his compilations growing a solo brand in The Gaming Community is extremely difficult a lot of Gamers strive to get signed by an Esports team and be exposed to a much larger audience not me they all want me talk to my exes virtually overnight M targeted delirium because they were looking for new members instead of trying to become the best gamer or the most talented Esports player he leaned into his humor and made funny videos hoping to get noticed by the team delirium bro we have to have a talk you stupid little [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh I hate that how about you just pick me up already uh you know I'm a great addition to the team so how about you just pick me up and [ __ ] me uh please don't listen I don't want to bully you don't be like this you're 12. you can't say that stuff man pick me up in me delirium this is yeah what the average Aidan Ross viewer thinks they should do to get the attention of people they want to be associated with yeah maybe his tweets were getting likes and getting engagement but Bluff and didn't seem to understand that calling people stupid [ __ ] doesn't typically make them want to bring him on as a team member to no surprise he never got signed to the delirium team however yeah face Sway and Shaw took a liking to his funny Antics oh my God phase it always leads back to phase that's what I've always even put a clip of bluff in singing his intro song for a YouTube video all the comments were praising M at this point he had a couple thousand subscribers and a small following but he was about to disappear for a while he abandoned the bluffing character and committed to the white boy M character Bluff is that inspired by Eminem perchance simple Fusion thank you for the six months was the hyperactive rude Suburban teenager who liked to curse a lot dude his family must love him for yelling in the basement all the time white boy M was where he tried to be a little bit more smooth and candid what's up Twitter man my name is Bluff and as you guys can see but today I'm going to be giving you the prize halfway halfways video and I'm gonna be pulling all the Shorties with these swimming trunks are you kidding me which one is the real him we don't know but we do know that all he wanted to do was blow up to be known for the next year's straight white boy am tried tons of different content Omegle interviewing people in his school Vlogs pranks but none of these were good oh that's so annoying do you just smash something into PetSmart the birds the birds think of the birds they're in their little cages you scared them it's not nice bring him closer to his dream of blowing up he had nothing to lose so at some point he just decided to copy everything that I show speed does but why I feel like I can see speed's brains somewhere like that why does he do that speed always puts the camera on his mouth and goes like this my boy m is a different level of copying we've seen whoa what copy everything that I show speed does but white boy m is a wow different level of copying we've seen people copy other people's video ideas video formats or even jokes but have we really seen wait who's Kane why did why did that guy just catch a stray why did that guy catch a stray ain't anyone copy someone's personality how did it get this bad a big one thank you for the three months oh okay yeah well I wish I could tell you this was all a genius plan from the beginning but that doesn't seem to be the case a few months ago M started live streaming every day on YouTube he would play some games go on video chat apps like Omegle call girls from his high school or interact with his chat he wasn't very entertaining and he struggled to pique the interest of more than like 30 people during these first few streams he talked normally or at least how we think I don't like that message um okay I think he talks we got monkey app winner right now but on stream number 12 something changed live with I show speed he wasn't actually live with speed this was just a clickbait title but it was Emerson's first monetized stream and he broadcasted to the most viewers he ever had up until that point I show speed in the title allowed him to hit the algorithm and reach a new audience and it worked because two days later he would go on to reach 5 000 subscribers but it was in his stream where a few people started pointing out the similarities between the two how do I sound like speed uh y'all don't be making sense bro I ain't gonna lie bro up until this point nobody ever really compared him to speed and nobody ever said they sounded the same now we have to consider m is from South Charleston West Virginia which is about 200 miles from Cincinnati where speed is from so it is possible that they could have a similar accent the 5K stream had tons of new viewers joining and they were commenting speed clone or the white speed his reaction to reaching 5K subscribers was the exact same way speed reacted to hitting 9 million earlier that scene same 5K 9 mil same cool thing to 17. same day now I'm really chat we did it thank you for the 13 months but then something interesting happened [Music] what this is interesting hey everyone buy a troll account that the real eyeshadow oh it was a troll that's awkward Joe speed was watching his Stream So M spent the next hour straight trying to do everything he could to get in contact with him I was just wondering if there's any way that you could actually give me the call with B right now so I could like you know just talk to him on stream and stuff like that ew what is this is not healthy you know I'm not on anything weird I just love speed so much and I would just love to talk to me I appreciate it then he was damning with allegedly speed's second mysterious Instagram burner account at the very end he got in contact with this kid named Joel who is followed by speed and convinced him that he was in fact talking to the real I show speed I think this gave Emerson all the justification that he needed because if he had support from the guy he was imitating then he could keep it up alien that you're the prime and Keisha thank you for the nine months and that's exactly what he did from there on out every stream just got more and more copycat-esque until July 11th when he would go viral for these clips this one please really I have 14 out of 15 bubbles bro are you serious right now bro oh that's weird this is weird this is so weird really bro are you serious right now bro are you serious right now bro I just I I I just Broach I literally just someone posted a little compilation of them on Tick Tock that would lead to his subscriber count going up by the thousands even speed reacted to it really I have 14 out of 15 bubbles bro are you serious right now bro speak are you serious right what the hell from here the tick tock virality was going crazy people were just clipping M stream and waiting to roast him this one got 17 million views all of this Tick Tock traffic was bringing people right to M's YouTube page but he needed a new viral plan so he made a diss track on speed I show speed your music is wag messages oh you shouldn't do that Scrappy thing of the seven months I don't think he should do that that's not nice the diss track got the attention of Aiden Ross eat it I was excited M on his stream every time you reacted some of you was cool about it you are a weirdo bro Aiden and his friends were making fun of Emerson but then they also gave him yeah I'm also okay okay there's this weird thing where like what he is doing is wrong and weird you shouldn't act like somebody else uh you also can't keep that act up forever and eventually it'll fail and you'll have like this weird crisis of like imposter syndrome um but that's later down the line I think what's scary is he is so young and he's definitely getting like so much hate for this that it's like that's where I like when I'm like aware of his parents I'm genuinely terrified for him like he gets on a call with Aiden Ross this guy who looks up to and then he gets made fun of you know what I'm saying like he's a teenager this is like scary this is like really scary for him I don't think he should be doing this yeah he's getting harassed by thousands of people and he's 15. like I don't think teenagers should um have access to the internet honestly it's scary it's so scary it's so young for that amount of hate you're so impressionable at that age uh I'm being genuine when I say that like I don't know but you did cutie yeah I shouldn't have do you know like having access to the internet the age I have is probably the reason I had like eating disorders probably like genuinely um I don't know there's a there's a lot to it um and I think that's different than posting content I think posting content maybe at least that has an age restriction of some kind um but yeah I do believe that like I do believe that just access to the internet from a young age messes you up um she's told 80 of her chat not to go on the internet no I actually have a relatively I have one of the older audiences my audience is kind of weird I have a really weird audience it's actually kind of cool sponsors love me because most of you are in college cap no it's literally not cap I can show you my demographics we've done it on stream before I've got a lot of Boomers um but you guys are broke but sponsors love me because they think that you have money because you are older which is hype um but anyway I think I think like TV television media alone when you're young is really really hard let alone now how easy it is to compare yourself to others and like the portraits that people paint on social media to look a certain way I remember one time I was like Omega depressed as a teenager and I um found out that my friends went to like the fair and didn't invite me like in a petty annoying friend way where like you know Frenemies like in high school and I found out and I like sobbed and I you know I felt so dejected I felt so lonely I I remember just spending the whole night crying my eyes out just like man that's so sad you know um and that was before Instagram now imagine you are a teenager and you see your friend's story that they're all hanging out without you that's even worse I think we get to watch the rest of the video blood oh my God improv ah sorry Chad [ __ ] you feel like [ __ ] why I'm so full what what'd you eat I got so I sure you went to dinner with everyone no oh I ordered food yeah well it was just funny because we were literally just talking about how when a bunch of people do stuff and you don't get invited so it would have been no it was the same thing but I was late so I ordered uh like pie to the place you got pie yeah and I ate so much pie how funny I'm just so full I ate a lot of pie you didn't eat normal food just pie no I ate normal food and pie why are you talking like that what is happening what do you mean what am I talking like you're being weird oh okay do I hear my song yeah [ __ ] the Bells all the bells all got the ring all caroling ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong they like it did you guys stream your practice again here no it's just offline oh one one one one seems to hear what no [ __ ] one one seems to hear words of good cheer from everywhere feeling the air do you all have Fireball at your place president when do you get here do you get here tomorrow or the next day are you coming here here yeah he's staying with us the whole time yeah all right why are you saying that I'm trying to don't mind when your friends come down December 1st I'm trying to Stockholm syndrome preso into being my friend I think it's chill when your friends come over when yeah what it's chill when my friends come over yeah they can look I can get a hotel Prezzo we know you can't afford a hotel Prezzo no I want you to stay here we're gonna have fun oh he's gonna be so cringe after leaking my balls online yeah I can't believe he did that Prezzo literally did that I have Sam thank you for the 14 months yeah but I did get a good manscaped ad read from it so um NC squared thank you for the prime what'd you eat besides pie what kind of pie was it uh there was like an assortment there's like a bunch of slices I had what you got assorted pie slices yeah of course you never get me a sort of pie slices um yeah Blueberry Blueberry there's like a lemon thing [ __ ] caramel you want to know something that's really cool speaking of sweets yeah remember the macarons we tried the owner of the company emailed me and she was like my boys love Ludwig of course we saw your video that was hype and yeah are they gonna give us free macarons well they offered did you say yeah um I haven't replied say hell yeah well what I want to do is I want to go I want to go stream in their Factory hey boys out there Bakery boys listen up it's me Ludwig your mom make macarons at a company hit it hit us up they already did hit us up give us give us the [ __ ] macarons well they they offered to give it to us but I want to do more than that I also you know how I send everyone birthday presents kiddos I want to ask her if I could like get a discount so I could use those for my presents [ __ ] get those macarons whether you like it or not so you're either with us because I spend like five thousand dollars on birthday presents every year that's our [ __ ] those are our macarons not drunk [Music] did you practice your other song yeah on the car how was it that was okay I don't know my voice hasn't gotten better hasn't gotten worse mid oh [Music] so if I think you have six months um what'd you eat for dinner like a euro oh that sounds yummy it was right oh are you are you high no no I'm just a little sleepy he's high I'm not high don't leave me give us those macarons boys let's play our game Kingdom Hearts yeah you want it you said you'd set it up I did yeah you said he'd set it up no did I set it up no oh wheel uh I'll set it up to Moz we can play next week I know you got a busy week I have to set up PSX yeah I think it's called PSX right chat PSX works really well I don't know how save files work on PSX I don't but I assume it's relatively easy probably similar to like any other emulator show your wiener good one he followed it up with a jkjk was that Prezzo no PSX too I guess I could also just bring up my PS5 do you have a capture card Fresno says lug and cutie let's do Molly and pitch a tent indoors um does it mean get hard or like literally yeah I think he wants to build forts okay um I have a capture card not built in I have an exterior capture card like an hd60 yeah you like the Elgato though yeah yeah I got that um [Music] um maybe I just bring up my PS5 and I buy Kingdom Hearts it's probably easier and then I don't have to say anything oops except PS5 or what we can stream it on your screen wait the games are on PC now they're saying it's on PC disco Rocky thing it was 17. it's on Steam it's on Epic game store wait that's so great I asked about net worth I get timed out um I'm is it good billionaire it's on Epic PC yeah all of them not three right is three on PC times have changed oh that's great how many billions I'm not you guys if you want to know how much money I have watch that's what she said I talked about it today Brooks podcast oh how much money do you have not a lot how many money you got a lot um um oh look great well we can get it on a big game store still no Bitcoin you know I checked I don't know [ __ ] I checked I'm bad at investing yeah I know oh well no it's only everybody else surgery Oak a truck lost me six thousand dollars because you told me invest in Amazon it was a bad time to invest when you invested yeah because I listened to HRC he told me invest right then well look he's not wrong that over the past hundred years the s p has gone up you should have invested in Coca-Cola that's what I said that's a thing you know you should invest in I checked my overall lifespan of my my Robin Hood and I have lost ten thousand dollars that's not what's supposed to happen here's the thing you know you should invest in but ens I don't have any family I don't they don't like me God okay [ __ ] that guy those are the big three Investments that you can make knowledge I read marijuana [ __ ] anyway I hope this helped first off you spent 50k on Taylor Swift tickets well we don't need to talk about that you're gonna kick out one of our only friends in the middle of the week Prezzo you don't even answer me half the time you haven't sent me a receipt so I can pay for your plight for your plane for your Christmas present um anyway someone in chat said don't blame the internet that's like blaming art for things and you're wrong the internet is different than art the internet is this vessel that people hide behind and they call names they they call people names they say things they use it as a form of communication uh so you are directly blaming the people using the internet I'm not like it's different than blaming art the art is this separate entity that blaming the internet is blaming the co-conspirators of the people that are behind them that are like you are cringe you are fed you are whatever uh the internet has created a uh freaking vacuum for that behavior and it's sad um anyway I'm nervous for this kid he's young this is a lot of hate for a young person that's scary um it's a lot of it's like it's like public bullying you know props bro listen here I think you're smart as I actually like respect like we were just talking about like you're actually like Smart Bro giving him a cosign was just what he needed to keep pursuing his behavior then Kai sanat the number one most subscribed twitch streamer in the world invited em on stream and tried to talk to him seriously he tried to guide him down the right path and convince him to stop copying speed whatever you're doing is working you're getting attention take a lot you're getting attention it's working but it's not gonna be for the long guy you feel what I'm saying yeah man then speed reacted to the diss track don't you publicly hate on people practice what you speech I don't is what's crazy I just don't publicly hate on people you don't watch My Stream if that's what you think I do you have no Bitcoin why do you guys keep talking about that get it though I don't get it bro right now oh get it speed acting extremely normal and almost out of character speaks volumes about how he felt he just kept saying I don't know saying he doesn't get it or understand why m is doing this I think he genuinely didn't know if he should feel disrespected if it's just a joke or if he should even be giving this any attention regardless the exposure from speed Aiden and Kai launched white boy M from 25k to 50K to 75 cases his slogan but are you serious right now bro became his catchphrase he even made merch with is that his serious is that his catchphrase or did he take that from speed I thought that was speeds thing since then Emerson has worked on they took it from speed that's weird that he would on his speed accent and it is near perfect m is full-time impersonating speed he will copy the same exact thing speed does on stream uh and every couple weeks manages to go viral on Tick Tock I think we totally noodles think of the four months can all agree that Emerson is just a young kid trying to get attention for the sake of getting attention he wants to be popular the same way that any of us wanted to be popular in school honestly you know Tommy in it used to copy Ludwig but then he found his own way it was beautiful but he doesn't want to put in the years of work that it takes to get there he doesn't realize how embarrassing this is and how he will forever be known as the I show speed copycat so then why is it still working I think I've come to the realization that copying others might be the best way to build a following quickly in the modern social media era half of his viewers are acting as if they don't like him but they continue to give him attention the other half think it's entertaining how accurate his imitations are this has been happening in music film and all other forms of entertainment let's copy something that's popular change it up a tiny bit and ride the wave this strategy is a good way to get attention to cause controversy to grow rapidly but it almost always comes crashing down if you want to build a career earn a following of people who genuinely respect what you create it takes years of hard work and dedication and if you don't want to grind for that then maybe this career is not for you whoa that's good video Patrick good video Patrick yeah Patrick's good chat I like Patrick's videos go Patrick um chat thank you for hanging out I am gonna end sadly I know H Rock viewers just got here and I would like to hang out with you guys more but um I've been so busy the um literally I haven't hung out at all and so I want to hang out and I also have to go to bed and wake up early for um fear and um but reminder um there's still if you want to come to the Christmas concert on Friday there's still a chance if you want to come um and uh why are you such a lazy streamer that's crazy thing to say to somebody um who literally has a massive event coming up in six days um uh anyway I have to go to bed because I have to wake up early to go on that in the morning and then we are I will have a stream tomorrow chat where you we're going to be doing an Amazon stream um you guys will be picking out presents for streamers Christmas will begin tomorrow except for it'll be November 30th um but you're gonna pick up presents for streamers um budget it just has to be each item has to be under um maybe we should keep items under like 250 or something so stuff doesn't go under 250 but we'll have a list of streamers to buy presents for you guys will uh pick out some presents for them and then later I'll make a YouTube video delivering presents each um each yeah it's more just like about the item than it is like I'm not being like Oh I'm doing a ten thousand dollar amazon stream I'm just trying to like you know let's just get some cool funky stuff or whatever um so make a list of some streamers to buy them presents we'll you guys will pick them out we'll you know you'll send me links we'll go through the links and I'll choose the top five and then you'll vote out of the top five of what what you want to give the person so that's what we're gonna do tomorrow is the concert not being streamed no the concert's being streamed I just we just have some in-person seats available um if people want to go um but um yeah the the concert will be streamed on Friday I still have um I still have sorry my brain's a little fried I still have merch available if you're interested he'll say and thank you for the year holy moly I still have merch available if you're interested exclamation mark merch um I don't know when it will end um but yeah we do still have merch available so if you would like that please buy it and um Friday the concert starts at six o'clock what time tomorrow I hope to start by my goal is to start tomorrow by two o'clock that's my goal we'll see how it goes okay all right um well thank you guys for hanging out I appreciate it very very very very much our tickets open for non-california residents uh no because I don't want people spending money if you can like prove that you're in California for something else I don't know I don't know it's it's a weird thing to navigate I have no clue how to do that so um okay let's raid um Taste of Oblivion thing for three months let's read alveys do you guys want to watch Georgie is Georgie who's on screen wait are they even live right now wait I don't know how to spell elvaeus oh they weren't coming up because I spelled it wrong only if he does something crazy okay Georgie is blue right now let's go watch a blue Georgie okay we'll see what he does I can't wait for the foxes to have a camera that's what I'm looking forward to watching my pet foxes spicy taco and gorilla they're the best all right have fun watching Elvis I will see you guys tomorrow two o'clock ish all right thanks |
[Music] let's go yo [Music] this is what i was [ __ ] wanna do let's go [Music] one two yo what's cooking what's up kai tonight hey big age wondering what's your favorite awkward white guy dance at your wedding [Music] this is it right here [Music] what's up bears what's up crazy rocker what's up lego c monster let's go with popping let's see we'll turn this and turn this [ __ ] down [Music] you're live so late i'm about to go to bed i'm sorry i'm sorry next time i'll rework my work schedule oh [ __ ] or something like dude oh no i'll next time i'll rework it around yours you just let me know tell you what if you could just everybody just text me your schedule in the morning every day and then i'll compile them all and make like a perfect i'll try to find the right slot like when you're busy i won't stream then and then we can we'll do got it thanks guys um tom d smith subscribed for six months and said i'm a time traveler from the year 3022 and unless you beat eldon ring in your next stream you will never beat it yes i will yes i will i don't need to beat it in one stream to beat it i certainly will beat it by the year 30 22. don't copy him that's insane you guys think it'll take me a thousand years it's unreasonable it's completely unreasonable i can do it in 500 easy easy 500 years bro you guys are saying at this rate like i'm not gonna beat it like in a day i'm so close dude i'm so [ __ ] close don't copy him me saying don't copy me i have one million hr coin i'm going to be rich when i cash this out wha how are you exactly planning to do that who that how are you trying because money doesn't really come out of the system you understand atria coin's a closed-loop economy um uh is this the skylanders stream uh no it's not it's not a scholarship because i played too much skylanders offline you know me i wake up every day and i rise on ground with some skylanders so i did that i knocked that out um and i don't really want to do it on stream skylanders like such an emotional experience for me big a did you drop a gotham chess video at 11 am you lurk here too much i was working on a new program with somebody and i had to test the link um i lost 1 000 today in a wall street bets meme stock i'm officially a gambling addict can i ask what stock you dumb piece of [ __ ] [Laughter] bro come on dude all i say is don't do that it's the one piece of advice that i'm consistent about god damn it the bath and beyond really really god damn it god damn it i lost 5k in crypto total and i hate myself for it listen i lost money on chinese netflix 8 7k i'm not saying it's not gonna happen you know everyone's got to try it once but you know recognize that it's not a actually you know what if it's the first time this happened to you it's actually a good thing it's honestly unironically a good thing because if the first time you do it you get a big win and it works out great that's the riskiest thing that can happen because then you're gonna chase that high forever but if you do it the first time and you get blown up and you lose money and you feel like [ __ ] then you're probably not gonna do it again is your name brandon ahri now that you're married yes you clearly understand how marriages work yes 100 when you marry someone you both drop your last names and take each other's first names as your last name i got a big win then got a big loss lamau's still up overall though maybe that's true but that's exactly how gamblers talk you ever hang out with a gambler after a weekend in vegas dude they're always talking about well you know yeah i'm down on blackjack but you know i got caught a little bit on the hotel and i actually got a free drink so i'm technically i'm up on that and you know if you count the fact that i drove here instead of flu technically i'm actually up uh i lost 35k of oh i actually lost your message but it sounded interesting big a do you have an american psycho style business card that is an incredibly weird message that i have an answer to yes i do i have an american psycho style business card because it was a gift a bachelor party gift from my little brother i forgot to mention this my literal [ __ ] brother gave me a replica of the exact paul allen um business american psycho business card during my bachelor party except i need to actually one second let me see here what calling my brother my brother said my brother doesn't stream so it couldn't have been that don't lie to me you hello zach hey can you uh describe to me what was on that business card that you're sending to me that you got at my bachelor party uh sure this is just a casual conversation between brothers no of course not please just answer the question um so i have them here i'm gonna bring him to vegas it's september for you yup the business card it is modeled after paul allen's business card from the thing um american psycho yeah i'm tired it says without catchphrase what you say all the time yeah but it has my exact real address right number real phone number has your name in the middle vice president yeah as a company yep uh your real phone number on the top left and the bottom it says i call my dick bank of america because it's too big to fail yes thank you thank you thank you for that i appreciate it zach love you brother and i will talk to you soon gonna check out that uh thing you sent me earlier so thank you uh have a great rest of your day appreciate it suspect i call my dick bank of america because it's too big to fail in what [ __ ] universe would i ever be able to use this gift ever i can't even show it to somebody like at work as a gag it's completely useless and if i were to do it as a joke like i want to show it on stream i can't do that because it has my real phone number on it it is actually useless for any it's not even good as a joke i don't why would he think that was a gift that i was in at all looking for before my wedding it's shocking it's true you know what lorenzo got me i think he got me like like a bag of sour patch kids because i like sour patch kids ludwig got me a watch okay my little brother got me a business card that says my dick's too big to fail call it bank of america uh tons of celebs give out their phone number why can't you name one you think about when ninja gave out a scam number like tracks your [ __ ] [Music] data and sends you scam emails nobody there nobody's giving out their real phone number joe biden what's joe biden's phone number i'll call him right now um tony hawk tony hawk tony hawk tony hawk doesn't give as a phone number does he no it's like an nft thing tony hawk's not you can't just call tony hawk what you guys are saying is all [ __ ] there's no celebrity that gave out a number and you could just call them up and be like yo what's good like i just need a vent tony do you mind if i just vent you don't know me but i saw your number that's not a thing no one does that i lost 35k on my 70k income on this crazy investment which was living in canada [Laughter] wait you were making 70k and you moved to canada and now you make 35k is uh why would you move what was the is it a relationship thing usually it will move countries for like a job and plus the money you're getting is not even its canadian dollars it's funny money i don't think you could even accept it at chuck e cheese i don't think it's real i think he means he bought a house or something no that's not what he said he said he lost 35k of his income maybe i have an understanding it was a tax joke okay so you're saying because you lived in canada and you had to pay taxes that was a bad investment okay go live and [ __ ] i don't know live somewhere else go to texas yeah do what the streamers do go to texas they don't have to pay taxes uh bby rug poll saw hey catch me up what happened today with uh bethany all i know is that there was like a coordinated um misinformation campaign about ryan cohen selling all his stock but he didn't actually but didn't he didn't he actually not sell i can't tell he did sell bro there's been so much misinformation there's been so much back and forth like whether he did or didn't sell people people are i would never get involved in a slack like this i can't believe it what what is it at right [ __ ] now oh it's all dumped overnight [Laughter] damn this thing is [ __ ] and you guys jumped into it you guys saw [ __ ] chances this is the chance to get in early wall street bets by beth and beyond buy the dip yeah buy the dip on this one i think that's a good idea buy the dip 100 i'm not gonna do it but i think you guys so much smarter than me you could definitely do it it will rally at the bell what's even what's the impetus what's the what has even caused this move i was actually all in on work today i have not been i have not been checking the news let's let's i know that some student made 110 mil here here we go all right let's find out i got a [ __ ] article here why bed bath and beyond shares spiked more than 350 this month let's go incognito so i can [ __ ] skip the paywall sheesh not a marketing monday but investors have been pouring into bed bath and beyond doubling the stocks value this week and catapulting it up more than 350 in august in a frenzied run driven largely by online message board okay so it's just another [ __ ] pump and dump mean stock wall street bets um okay bro so wait ryan cohen announced he was gonna bet big on it okay ryan cohen revealed that he was buying a bunch so everybody else all aped in got on board [ __ ] bought like crazy then he just sold that's [ __ ] genius that's [ __ ] genius god damn ah that's so [ __ ] funny dude uh i i wonder if he planned that or just [ __ ] it was fortuitous timing uh uh one of the greatest inventions of our time truly it's just fun that's so funny he could have done it with literally any stock it literally didn't matter the stock as long as it was cheap enough that a bunch of average people could buy him that's crazy we should pump and down something as a community let's pump it up the hmm let's pump and dump atricoin you know what i'm saying let's pump it up atricoin let's pump nvidia and not dump what the hell uh oh usually here i got an idea this will help you guys out let's pump and dump an index fund that tracks the entire broad market and then we'll dump it in 50 years when we want to retire how about that how about we all slowly but surely dollar cost average into an index fund that matches the entire market and we do this over the course of our whole lives and then 50 years later we dump it to retire how about that's a crazy what about we'll get wild dude let's get [ __ ] crazy too risky insane plan um yeah yeah when we retire we actually dump four percent every year we'll just slowly dump boring i'm buying nfts bro nfts are so [ __ ] dead they're not even alive as a meme who's even doing nfts right now honestly other than nadeshot's profile uh what what a [ __ ] small moment in time nfts have turned out to be retire what country do you think you live in homie uh in 50 years i'm sure that our corporate overlords will have figured things out for us okay when we're all living in our rented blackrock room units subsisting on our amazon drone nutrients we will retire comfortably to work in the metaverse for mark zuckerberg uh this guy in my class recommended my 80 year old teacher to get nfts that's how i feel about snoop dogg's son convincing eminem to do it he might do it because you said he wants to be like all right i want to be in touch uh is that what the kids are doing is that that's what's cool right now at least we were all on part of logan paul's pikachu card is he selling is logan paul doing that logan paul pikachu invest logan paul sells rare pikachu illustrator card as investible asset so you own a piece of logan's card so he gets to make content with it and then you pay for it so he has zero risk that's [ __ ] hype i love that i love that that's [ __ ] awesome and it'll never go down uh it's also just holy not his art well no you could invest in the card i mean what he's doing is not the dumbest thing in the world if you buy a [ __ ] five million dollar pikachu card and you assume that in 20 years they'll be worth seven million dollars or whatever people could buy pieces of that and get a cut when they sell it's not crazy it's not the worst scam it's better than an nft the problem is like there's no guarantee that a pikachu card's gonna be worth i mean what do you paid for it what he paid he legit he paid five million dollars i wasn't even joking yeah he paid five million dollars for this card so um you know there's a real chance that especially during the [ __ ] absolute everything bubble of 21 he bought at the peak do you know what i'm saying like everything was [ __ ] there was money and sloshed around for everything collectibles collectibles were worth so much people were inventing them with nfds it could also literally just break yeah i mean also he could mishandle or something but i'm sure there's legal recourse uh so why does nintendo short his card and then print more of the same card what are you talking about dude how do you short a [ __ ] physical pikachu card what do you what where's the [ __ ] options market on no they're not gonna do and then also nintendo is going to personally have a [ __ ] major stake in ruining logan paul's investment so they could make like what a few million this is a multi-billion dollar company they're going back and printing a decades old card so they can cuck logan paul that's kind of cool actually though that's kind of base that's a little petty but i kind of like it it would be funny i'm actually getting back on board let's see if we can talk to the big end and see if they can do he did do that thing in japan they're based in japan maybe they want a little revenge i'm not gonna i'm not i'm actually you know what i was off board now i'm getting on board um wait let me check something because today is a day where i i have some stuff that i have to do gotta love what happened in japan you don't have to love it i think most people didn't love it the suicide forest thing you were big you loved that uh it's not like they shut down old rom sites on property they make nothing of anymore uh they do do that which is i said doo-doo we're not even to the tweet set i'm dropping bangers uh they do that though in nintendo's mind's eye and again nintendo is a dumb company on many levels they do many many stupid backwards in the past things uh in their mind's eye i think shutting down roms is like just a way to protect their ip in general i think they're very scared of the internet and of communities and fans and anything that would possibly losing the chance to sell you decades-old games a million times over at any point they want to ever so um that's they're they're not like they don't just do it out of spite they think it's a good business move it's probably not but they think it is um the internet monk w man you know it's still i still i think i don't know what what is the percentage of percentage of world at each age so okay here oh perfect look at this um here's me 100 plus very small portion of the world only less than a million 147 million and 80 to 90. uh too much so so so okay let's say you have to be between this 20 and 39 30 so 30 50 60 65 whatever so 66 66 of the world two-thirds of the world it remembers pre-internet so what at what point will the entire world have been only lived in an internet world everyone 20 and above has to die no not even 20 and above no probably like 25. 25 and above has to die so when is a 25 year old on average dead 25 now they're dead let's say 75 so 50 years from now 20-72 that's crazy 20 let's say that's like 20 75-ish 2017-25 that's when the first that's when the last person will be remembering a pre-internet era interesting interesting i'm 20 i remember pre-order now how how the internet was around in 2002. if you're 20 you don't remember pre-internet because in 2002 i was on the [ __ ] internet so you don't you do not remember it bro it's literally that you're [ __ ] smoking crack don't say was it you remember hearing about it that's not the same thing that's not the same thing i'm 21 i don't remember pre-internet yeah of course that's what that's what i'm saying 25. i think 25's the cutoff to be like default no internet or like a little bit of dial up scattered not all of us are computers in 2002. you're talking about being born i don't give a computer at all i don't think you come out the womb with a computer i'm just talking about the world around you having adopted the internet at mass at scale uh hrock why did you skip your meeting to rank celebrities today that's your you're you're you're misinterpreting the facts but i did join stanz's stream randomly middle of the day and opened up a buzzfeed quiz with him about the top 50 celebrities that are do you like them or not and then we debated all 50. and let me tell you i had some scorching takes uh and i did arrive late to a meeting didn't didn't miss a meeting arrived late to a meeting a meeting where i had to say one word and that word was nfts baby the future hey truck why did whine about it go live on your channel for six seconds that is because i have you ever seen me and maya higa in the same room nope you haven't we're the same person that's right every single time i'm off screen every time i'm at nvidia i actually transform into myhiga fly to texas do the whole uh alveos thing fly back oh beyblades oh yeah [ __ ] no they had my [ __ ] stream key then fine the real world's not as fun as the [ __ ] fantasy all right tell us a bird fact oh easy um did you guys know that birds have feathers crazy crazy but true uh yeah that's right oh now do you believe me oh all of a sudden oh they come around oh wait a minute oh it's just joking you know he's not a bird expert oh wait a minute oh all of a sudden you're on board did you know that the biggest species of bird is big bird commonly found on sesame street little known fact he is the largest and in charges bro that is such a big bird you're right well you concur and i appreciate that about you uh today we're gonna be doing best tweets the best tweets of a period of time july and august this month last month we'll call it the best tweets of the summer 2022 and to juice and goose and spruce the pot i have included quite a few of my own favorites i looked back at my likes and found many tweets that made me chuckle so oh god [ __ ] damn it god [ __ ] damn it here's a tweet here's a [ __ ] tweet [ __ ] spectrum how about this let's make this the most liked tweet in the history of the internet god damn [ __ ] pieces of goddamn [ __ ] over at spectrum dude i swear to god if my stream if i ever get let's say a measly hundred thousand subscribers if i ever get if if hitman ever becomes the next fortnight and i get a ninja level boost and me and drake are playing [ __ ] hitman together i am going to build a competitor to spectrum that will lose money i will take the stream income and i will put it into a money losing business to [ __ ] do whatever i can to chip away at spectrum's in a saleable hold on millions of americans with shitty overpriced internet internet for the gamers yeah yeah so amazon what does that mean amazon doesn't do that um wouldn't have had this problem 25 years ago are you are you doing a pre-internet thing is that what you're doing free internet andy uh what do i remember a pre-internet era i mean i remember the renaissance i remember the black death i remember [Music] genghis khan but if i'm talking about in my more recent life i mean vhs tapes those were kind of hype i don't know what was i was i was a very early internet adopter as a kid so i didn't i don't think i [ __ ] i think i was ahead of the game on being addicted to the internet those were a thing in like 2005. yeah vhs they've survived i guess i'm hmm [Music] i guess the main thing it's not even pre-internet it's a pre-smartphone that was the real game changer i think more than internet because to be honest like internet in school for me meant like occasionally we would play runescape in the computer lab you know it's not like it was a it didn't have that big of an impact i would use it to [ __ ] print out game facts articles in the library it wasn't the internet didn't really drastically have an impact until smartphones imagine being born from the internet that's embarrassing i wasn't born before the internet but i was born at the dawn of the internet um and then widespread adoption happened as i grew uh did you ever use the laserdisc i don't know that is smartphones with data yeah um at the dawn of man technically when i was born at the dawn of time um the seeds of the internet were already there and it was on human beings to eventually create societies that would harness them but at the end of the day we're all in sort of the same era uh i remember accidentally opening up the internet on my phone and freaking out at the phone bill cost i mean i remember being charged by the text message that is a distinct memory i have where every text costs a certain amount of sense and like you'd have to like ration your texts like unlimited texting was the big deal and when you think about it they were sending [ __ ] the most basic tiniest file of all time a basic text file but they were charging dude i remember i mean the big thing for me probably middle school middle school early high school era was ringtones that was the big business [ __ ] venture that was how the music industry tried to save itself after piracy was invented was that they were turning into a [ __ ] ringtones like half of the songs were designed you know how they're designed for tic toc nowadays every song was designed to have a catchy ringtone hook it was ringtone rap um companies still advertise unlimited talk and text yeah it's crazy it's like being a restaurant advertising you can eat the food unlimited talking text should not be a feature that's a baseline uh are my first great teachers playing with ringtones okay well uh yeah kiss me through the phone shawnee's like a melody in my head that was the banger uh my parents were so mad at me for buying assassin's creed on my nv2 i would be i'm mad at you now what the [ __ ] was assassin's creed like on your nv2 wha what a miserable [ __ ] gaming experience what what what even what is it what was it i have to see this wait you're literally assassins creed nv2 assassin's creed phone game i'm never gonna be able to find this i have no [ __ ] idea what assassin's creed mobile what year was this looks lost in time dude did you ever accidentally get your internet on the flip phone and worried about my parents gonna kill you um no not particularly i mean my dad has talked about this on the stream where the big thing for me was like when we lived in germany and had [ __ ] dial up because germany was i felt like even behind i was in germany in 99 as like a seven eight year old and um we had [ __ ] dial up internet and it cost an insane amount and blocked all the phones when you were alive with it and so my dad caught me using it [ __ ] got really mad at me um uh bc bc bcb the lego indiana jones game on my grandma's flip phone was pretty epic yeah are you a phone kid emma do you have games on your phone i played fantasy star online in germany on my dream cast with dial up all the way until 2002. that's [ __ ] commitment dude playing [ __ ] any game on dial-up was a miserable dog [ __ ] experience games were not designed to be played that way especially anything real time it's like playing it's like trying to stream on spectrum dude it's impossible were you part of the flash game meta balloons td1 was blocked i mean i played hella flash games i didn't play boom cd1 uh the flash games i remember playing was like uh what was it the world's hardest game play the [ __ ] out of that uh yeah watching new grounds all the new grounds flash animations um congregate yeah yeah um and then runescape runescape was big runescape was [ __ ] big impossible quiz yeah i remember that home star runner my brother was super homestead runner i didn't watch trump's runner as much but um neopets ari was in the neopets ari apparently when i talk to ari about neopets she gets this dark far away look in her eyes like she was a [ __ ] neopet stockbroker who [ __ ] had a heart attack and switched lives she she got so [ __ ] into it as a when she was a little girl uh [Music] yeah she's gotta [ __ ] aware she won't even tell me about all the [ __ ] her neopets involvement oh dms for sure for sure for sure i will check those dms could only use the internet after midnight because the whole thing was cheaper somehow don't remember why i remember my mom yelling at me when i was trying to sneak it in once at 9 00 pm and try to use the phone yeah it was a pain it was a pain to have to not where what dms 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we're gonna do best sweepers all right so let's do this sweet but first i want to thank factor meals for continuing to sponsor the content this is the first time that factor is branched out from just get smarter saturdays they are now sponsoring this segment of best tweets let me talk a little bit about factor uh in fact i'll show you if you don't know what factor is uh you go to the website you pick out a bunch of interesting healthy and delicious meals that you are interested in they send you a box with all the meals and you can get smoothies with it as well uh what's unique about factor in this case is that they are both more healthy and more delicious than every single other one of these meal services that i've tried and i have tried them all because i'm addicted to them i've used them all the time use them since 2015 or 16 when i first moved out for twitch uh i'm a big consumer of them factor has been my favorite by far and so i've continued the sponsorship with them for a very 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the other meal myself which still is hard uh yeah so those are all reasons it is not like if you are capable of cooking for yourself that is going to be cheaper and healthier but i am not and if i did it would cause so much mess in time that i don't want to do it but if you are that's still better so there's a lot of people that have those kind of qualifications but if so please check it out uh they've supported stream for a long time and they've been easy to work with shout outs to factor i'm gonna make one today after we get into best tweets but uh enough about that now a truck you might be a factor neck are you doing a you might be a redneck thing does it have dessert uh i don't think no it doesn't have dessert it has smoothies the smoothies are [ __ ] great i go through all the smoothies in the first few days after the box arrives um i can cook but they're still pretty good for a quick meal and a pinch got six a week and it's amazing for work day lunch yeah cause the thing is i mean i only get enough to where i can have one a day and sometimes i eat some of mine so i have even less so i still have to figure out the other meals and it's still a pain but at least i have one meal a day where it's not such a pain i feel like every single time there is an upcoming meal it is like an annoying challenge that i have to overcome because i just want to do i want to either do whatever i'm working on or i want to stream or i want to play a game and i don't want to do the food thing so uh factor is like let me check off one box meal prep might work but again meal prep requires you to have the diligence on sunday to like cook it set it all up and make sure it's still good and healthy and not something you're gonna get annoyed with meal prep would also work i i actually think you could come combine both um but either way enough about that anyway thank you factor i do appreciate the support we're gonna get the best ways today today we have compiled some of the funniest and best and uh weirdest and sometimes cute animals sometimes things that make you depressed sometimes uh crazy fun facts sometimes dunks on celebrities sometimes whatever else has gone viral on twitter over the past month and a half of july and august best tweets summer 2022 let's get into it we're gonna start with some of my selects okay quite a few atrial selects right here these are tweets that i randomly came across uh the rest of them were submitted by you guys and we'll go to that page in a second uh this one applies to me right off the bat me remembering how i was living in the moment when i could have been exploiting my experience for content this is exactly how i felt when i was at my wedding and on my honeymoon dude i was just sitting there experiencing it like ah there was no cameras i was just talking with people that i like it was it was honestly i literally when it was over i wanted to vomit because i realized i had gone days if not weeks of my life without exploiting anything for content thankfully i came right back and told stories about all of it so i could consecutive you know delayed after the fact turn it into consumption uh but it was it was crazy that i didn't i didn't do it the day of don't worry big guy recorded the whole thing i saw you in those bushes that was big of you oh start off right off the bat with a dunk on the british average british male aged 18 to 24 average british male the instant they turned 25 and that's a [ __ ] true i'm sorry it's not even a joke wait till you see tommy in it at 25 dude this is going to be an entirely different minecraft channel you wonder why dream wears the mask it's cause he's 26. he's also not british but if he was if he was bro uh what's this one oh my god this is really how they sound i forgot these are these are the reverse orders these are the ones i don't remember because they're over a month old bipoc appropriated gentrified foods like youtube you are my newest obsession oh yeah i like it because it has a hot dog in it hi guys today i'm going to show you ah my newest obsession i call these my sausage tacos that i have been obsessed with lately i made it up all by myself and they're so good okay so first you're gonna take these really cute fluffy tortillas and you're just gonna open them up they kind of do it for you and then i'm gonna take this american kind of grema thing i'm not really sure but this is what i use coat it okay and then i'm gonna take the sausage plop that in and then i like to top mine with this american salsa tomate and then also this i'm not quite sure how to pronounce it i think it's a mustard mustard i got it all at trader jose because it's super accessible to everyone there is my sausage taco make sure you all blow this up so it gets super popular and then it can start showing up in our stores and that way we can start paying like 25 for one of these that sounds great that sounds great oh my god that's really how they sound what's funny is i feel like i can relate to what this tweet is making fun of but i've never actually seen the source videos like my tick tock is like all [ __ ] marketing advice [Music] i don't get any you know i feel like i feel like she's spotted the money and she's roasting somebody but i haven't seen who she's roasting so i just assume she's right my tick tock is like seriously it's like [ __ ] hustle porn and [ __ ] i'm i have a bad algorithm cause i here's the problem here's the problem tick tock is that sometimes i hate watch are you allowed to hate watch i like i sometimes i watch it i'm like oh my god this is so [ __ ] dumb but i'm not gonna [ __ ] i'm not gonna swipe away i have literally [ __ ] sigma talk dude i have as a latino she's on point i believe it it seems like it's a [ __ ] funny parody but i just haven't seen the source so i'm trusting dislike it when you're done i should i should actually dislike some of them well i have half i have half um like hustle stuff half actual interesting marketing stuff but is obviously so um simplified to fit in a tick tock you know what i'm saying there is no way to do any sort of in-depth discussion of a real concept of tic toc so everything boils down to like one fun fact everything's like did you know you know that [ __ ] thing that i heard about red bull and the cans like that was a fun fun fact but there's no deeper discussion uh so there's that and then the third thing i get is um comedy i get like a bunch of uh comedy stuff which is pretty hilarious that's my favorite part my zig zag is full of cats a man who knows what he likes i really gasped [Music] no i'm just inside [Laughter] i forgot about that ari said that to me so [ __ ] funny damn damn you guys are going to hate on her for that the accent switch is so funny oh let he who has not pretended to be a different race and then folded under questioning uh cast the first stone on that one should have just lied i would have believed there oh yeah if you're caught here you should lie i guess now you shouldn't because people will find out but either way it's embarrassing i guess the real thing is don't say i'm latina when you're not that's if i had to give one piece of advice as to where this went wrong it was probably this part this is probably where where it went off uh honest latina queen should you get away with it yeah but i feel like the internet will [ __ ] figure it out it's more of a mindset yeah it's more of a mindset for real for real for real oh i saw this this is just [ __ ] crazy this is not really a funny tweet more of like it's funny how [ __ ] talented this guy is warning though warning is european oh god i know sometimes i guess good things come out of europe [Music] foreign i never thought about sort of the possibilities of digital art like this but it's really [ __ ] cool you can kind of just have information when you're drawing [Music] [Music] that's insane people have been making these with dolly. [Music] so this wasn't painted this way or how does this work because it feels all seamless i thought that was super cool this is stressing me out i'm not trying to knock you bro i'm not trying to knock you for real i'm not but if that stresses you out you're gonna have bigger problems you know what i'm saying like you have to you have to manage your stress to the point where that is not gonna be it just kept saying i understand i was there i saw it this was painted yeah my understanding is that was actually painted it wasn't just like a program um uh i think that was real painting yeah my understanding is that's what it was as well uh and that was the original video from the artist uh anyone remember the thread on the left oh wait well here's how it turned out okay let's find out t-mobile very active on twitter they even had their ceo trying to do an elon musk thing hasn't really worked out uh team of austria said hey pellegrino i really do not get why this is a problem you have so many passwords for every app for every email account and so on we secure all data very carefully so there's not a thing to fear well what if your infrastructure gets breached and everyone's password is published in plain text to the whole wide world what if this doesn't happen because our security is amazingly good bad news for you katie keith europeans again they've infiltrated my twitter nobody's security is that good no not even yours it's not that i say you're getting 100 hacked what if an employee accesses the database correctly directly excuse me do you have any idea how telecommunication companies work do you know anything about our systems but i'm glad you had the time to share your view with us bro as somebody who's worked social media i think katie or kate was just having a bad [ __ ] day because there's nobody asking her to do this you know what i'm saying this is not you can just ignore it or you can say you know thanks please check us out in the dms whatever that's somebody who who's just had a [ __ ] [ __ ] day and wants to snap anyway here's how it turned out able to pay 500 million dollars for one of the largest data breaches in u.s history t-mobile america had a data breach and keith here was talking about t-mobile austria okay uh-oh reverse checkmate t-mobile austria iron clad rock solid fine print 1000 t-mobile data breach more than 50 million people now affected papers filed in a washington court not an austrian court uh that's [ __ ] funny though one is t-mobile australia while the data breach is us-based all right well i have the same opinion as michael santa's low here so i retract i retract my defense of t-mobile i don't i don't think me and michael are on the same page i'll give you a like though like uh that's [ __ ] funny imagine tiffany i'm not actually defending t-mobile it's [ __ ] criminal uh one of the most insane things i've ever experienced online especially vr chat is that someone completely recreated kmarts with working scanners pa systems and more and they have a discord with 3 000 people that occasionally role play working here unironically [Laughter] holy [ __ ] zuckerberg was right dude zuckerberg was [ __ ] right imagine like me at 21 or any one of you whose parents are like pressuring you to get a job you come on dad i did get i got a job today i finally got a job it's not you know it's not much but it's honest work oh great do i need to drive you to work tomorrow no i'll be getting the den you should drop on your [ __ ] quest and start checking [ __ ] crushers in the kmart oh yes dude get that bud light this makes me just so low-grade scared for what vr is gonna do to people like good vr i i swear to god dude i know that like i don't know i i i feel like uh it's gonna be a weird future we're gonna have a weird future i'll tell you that maybe it all works out nobody knows nobody really knows but man this is gonna be a weird one this is some uncanny valley nostalgia it's just odd it's just what an insane thing to do though like the possibilities of vr is that you could do or be anything you can put on a vr headset and be a [ __ ] dragon flying above the world you can you know you could be the [ __ ] king in a [ __ ] airship in a steampunk world like you'd be whatever you want and you're a [ __ ] kmart checker manning the pa system that's just that's wild you could be at kmart no i get it i am not having a baja blast i'm actually kind of having a baja hard time and i think we can all relate to that strange starter packs oh yeah this is we were just talking about this this is all right people who are some of you are too young so we're gonna do a breakdown this is everything that was funny on the internet in 2012. nokia phones were indestructible chuck norris was strong internet explorer well that was slow in fact back then the cool thing was to say that you had firefox mozilla firefox was cool on reddit bacon speaking of reddit was epic and it was still is by the way god damn megan's epic this was the key thing this probably if you remember anything it's this justin bieber was bad okay you could probably forget all the rest of this and still survive if not thrive on the internet as long as you remembered to tie back in that justin bieber was a bad person bad musician if you could find a way to um loop in lil wayne as well then you are even double points if you could somehow say that justin bieber and lil wayne were the death of music and that eminem was the peak then you really had a good you had a good thing going and then uh these bags were half empty so that's all you in case i'm not saying this will happen but occasionally you could get caught in like a temporal time loop some sort of time machine situation some court of uh like that palm springs movie what if it sends you back 2012 this is where you're gonna need to survive and you're gonna actually do quite well you could be the king of reddit i remember the 97 of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber wait 97 of tears would cry if they saw justin bieber on a tower about to jump yeah re-post if you're the three percent who would tell him to do it that's what it was right lil wayne god sent me to write the book of rap eminem no i did not remember that that's what i was thinking of that one's the goat dude that's that's the [ __ ] classic [Laughter] oh yeah every time eminem drops a song it would be a picture of lil wayne working at mcdonald's [Laughter] damn dude what happened reddit had a simple good system simple good repeatable system uh oh yeah it was yeah if you're part of the three percent sitting there with popcorn screaming do a backflip then copy and paste this to all your contacts which is a little weird because there was grown adults grown adults were copy pasting the idea of let me grab popcorn and tell justin bieber to kill himself a child let me tell his child pop star to kill himself because he makes music that i don't think is good yeah i think that was an interesting time wholesome memories though internet really a good place it's really a mindset any three percenters yeah uh hey finally we have the return of the much needed pro sweatshop voice in media okay nicholas kristoff here opinion article where sweatshops are a dream nicholas kristoff two cheers for sweatshops nikolas kristoff let them sweat and of course finally [ __ ] kristoff in praise of the maligned sweatshop okay while we in the west mostly despise sweatshops as exploiters of the poor the poor themselves tend to see sweatshops as opportunities [Laughter] what a hero nicholas kristoff finally someone stands up for the poor exploited sweatshop owners everyone's what's up with the workers no one ever really stands up for the owners who are just trying to make a buck off the back of somebody else's labor in an exploited third world country is that such a crime we are thrilled to announce the return of nick kristof to new york times opinion where his calm will resume this fall that's great so this fall we're going to get even more awesome i can't believe he has four separate articles about how great sweatshops are um oh here's a quote but while it shocks americans to hear it the central challenge in the poorest countries is not that sweatshops exploit too many people but they don't exploit enough i never thought about that i never thought about that i never thought about that what an interesting take uh when education is not liberating cute cattle when education is not liberating the dream of the oppressed is to become the impressor [Laughter] it's a cycle of violence it's actually sad don't laugh don't lie it's actually a terrible cycle of violence okay it passes on from owner to cat from cat to cat from cat back to owner okay if we don't stop if we don't break this cycle break this chain we're gonna be stuck in it forever quick learner of that cat he's got a mean right hook i will say that i i will say that oh speaking of lil wayne lil wayne shreds with the beatles 1964. this is actually a great concert for any of my old heads who were around to see this it was actually such an awesome crossover event and it really [ __ ] it it changed a lot of minds and a lot of hearts those were good times honestly i really i really really appreciated it this is actually in front of a mcdonald's you're goddamn right it does uh someone asked an ai what it thinks the last selfie ever taken will look like and this is it so that's comforting maybe we don't say what year though is you know what i'm saying this could be almost this could be over 20 years from now okay that's enough time to not worry about any of the problems do you know what i'm saying this could be literally 18 20 even 22 years away so like why do we care you know what i'm saying think of how many new games are going to come out between now and then and you really want to focus on that [ __ ] get with the program get with the [ __ ] program oh i thank you for the raid um jarvis johnson hey we're doing best tweets let's see if jarvis has a tweet well we're yeah let's see what i'm saying it's best tweets of the month i'm sure that jarvis has some banger tweets let's check it out right now jarvis johnson the only nice youtuber let's see what his banger tweets are uh i need one that's just about him not his video this little warrior is home from the vet banger banger alert cute dog easy lock oh this one this one's about his dog getting attacked at the dog park it's kind of a downer this is kind of a downer that's not and you have to get surgery that's kind of a bad combo on these i was really enjoying this one where he was i thought he had like a flea or something it's kind of a doubter let's how about they call me ranch for the way that i be dressed uh oh forget about that hurt dog though look at this guy look at this guy he's got a [ __ ] ranch outfit oh he's back he never left dude jarvis johnson you dog speaking of dogs though his dog was actually very seriously injured in this attack and you guys need to take that seriously though honestly honestly honestly seriously let's move on honestly i'm [ __ ] i'm depressed about it oh no the dick writing is crazy i found this by the way i've been looking for this tweet this tweet uh someone who proposed and got married recently i didn't realize i was such a dick writer until now dude and only and i finally [ __ ] caught up to me that i'm actually [ __ ] riding that [ __ ] hog like crazy i'm actually not [ __ ] being cool at all i'm a huge dick rider dude because i'm like [ __ ] always trying to like say nice things about my wife and get married to her and give her gifts and things it's crazy dude i'm actually a simp for my wife that kind of way uh thank you for the prime what's up number one dick writer just the prime's fine next time you know you don't have to leave a message sometimes you can just click the prime button and there's no message you don't have to it doesn't even it's not required i think sometimes people think it's required the message is not required uh i'm one second let me get a let me get water you are you guys all yep dick yep [ __ ] oh no dude i dip my headphones in chicken sauce these can't go in my ears now they're covered in [ __ ] chicken sauce don't say buy the dip to that you're that's not even like a human being response that is like basic pattern matching you just saw the word dip and you said i'm gonna say a phrase that i know that has by the does it it's not a [ __ ] it's not an omega low comment there's no humor in it it's literally just matching the word dip to to buy the dip you guys are so [ __ ] dumb god damn it dude it doesn't make any sense it doesn't mean anything you know that you know that what you're doing doesn't make any sense you you recognize that right by the dick parentheses writer i swear to god dude humor is dead the constant of humor is dead it's literally just references that's five seconds ago you were referencing something five seconds ago oh oh my god the dick riding is crazy though it's [ __ ] crazy thankfully i've wisened up and i will be uh taking back the ring selling it and buying myself a brand new updated i already have three but an updated heath ledger joker outfit okay because they make new ones every year and i want to have the latest model uh golf ball hit by lightning the odds of that hey oh no are they canadian golf ball struck by lightning [Music] that shit's crazy that's [ __ ] astronomically unlikely is that fake or real that's got to be fake right it feels like it's just [ __ ] digital effects i used to work at topgolf what does that make you an expert on lightning striking golf balls please chime in tell me more an expert's here oh i'm sorry we have an expert please i'd like to know if it was fake or real you used to work at topgolf so you you know you've seen the situation many times tell me is it fake or real i'm glad we have the expert would it be open during a thunder well i you know you can assume that it was open and then maybe the weather started and they kept playing i'm just thinking it through like that does that's not a reason for it to be fake for me i just don't know it just seems so astronomically unlikely let me let's watch his acting and see if it was real all right watch his acting ball struck by lightning one more time golf ball struck by lightning all right maybe there's electronics in the ball oh there is right i mean theoretically this is possible golf ball struck by lightning the odds of it also being filmed though seem [ __ ] crazy i don't know i can't tell i honestly can't tell i don't know the framing is so good yeah yeah it feels like it's staged but also some of it doesn't ah it's tough it's tough lighting would kick to the ground the sound will be 10 times louder that's probably a good reason the sound the sound does seem kind of quiet a ball struck by lightning [Music] interesting you know what's more interesting is this [ __ ] tick tock voice golf ball struck by lightning i feel like we're gonna hear that we're gonna hear that voice telling us in black mirror style to open our eyes and watch the amazon ads that voice is gonna be like telling us to wake up and watch our morning ad before we can consume our daily content i swear to god this voice is going to be [ __ ] the robot dog exactly at the robot dogs we all think the robot dogs are gonna have like authoritarian voices they're gonna have this [ __ ] voice dude [Laughter] uh yeah i don't like that voice i don't know why it's so god empire i don't know why that became the [ __ ] default all right um oh if you guys don't know evo this guy uh latif got knocked out by leffen a top melee player but in his game uh what game was it strive yes drive uh guilty gears drive right yeah and uh leffen beat him in a and he was like the favorite latif was the favorite to win strive and he tweeted this after he lost no matter how much of a better player you are in strive it doesn't matter oh actually you know what i don't even need to say it wait one second i don't need to say it because kaiba will no matter how much of a better player you are it doesn't matter unfortunately i don't care what anyone says or think i am the best at this game by far no one comes even close screw the mirror match in rps and good luck to everyone in top eight peace no matter how much of a better play which is like the best [ __ ] roast of that tweet you could possibly make ever this also reminds me if you guys are watching chess so uh over the past three days there's been like a crypto in-person chess rapid event and this guy hans i want to say neyman hans nighman he was up against madness carlson the best player in the world and uh hans demon i'm sorry non's neiman and do we actually have the clip um i'll find it right here uh here it is this is the most simple and facebook so anyway all right so day one happens i'll show you the [ __ ] download for the non-chess nerds all right so day one of the event happens hans is playing in person the laptop that he's playing on runs out of battery and fails so his opponent gets a lot more time to think and hans loses he flips out he gets mega tilt loses all his games day one he says some [ __ ] on the mic like he says like it's so [ __ ] unprofessional [ __ ] these organizers whatever he's pissed all right day two happens and his first match is against magnus carlsen the best player in the world and obviously you assume he's until he's gonna lose he wins against all odds wins game one against magnus carlsen and he says this fine wow number one magnus crossing and now i'm curious to hear some reactions from hans in miami hans yesterday was a terrible day for you and today you start out with a masterpiece how would you summarize it just speaks for itself is it something special doing this against magnussons so i think he thought that would be cooler in his head but here's the deal if he had just won that game and moved on it would still be pretty cool the problem is it is a it's a multi-game series it's like a best of five he proceeded to get absolutely dumpstered the next three games so everybody in the chess world has been making the chess speaks for itself jokes on him over and over in the final game like the game five where magnus wins it 3-1 magnus played like the stupidest possible opening he played a3 you know he played he like clowned on him basically and he [ __ ] completely owns them and then of course the title of the game on every youtuber's reaction is like the chess speaks for itself it's so [ __ ] funny it's so [ __ ] i love people who talk [ __ ] in the get hit that is actually [ __ ] awesome uh anyway he's not going to let that down for a long time because the chess world doesn't get that many memes you know what i'm saying things like this doesn't happen very often in the chess world so when they get it they will stick to it they will cling to it people are going to be using chess speaks for itself for a while same thing up with multiverses evo wait how did that happen in multiverses i want to hear about it this is chess's versions of chillin's my bee that sort of is uh there's a lot of chess memes yeah but they stick around you know what i'm saying they're not they're not it's not a rapid cycle that's what basically what i'm trying to say they're seeing each other doing a land instead of an actual reward yeah i think it's supposed to be easier i was thinking the same thing why don't they use a real board but i guess it's just easier um for rapid because moving pieces rapid is actually kind of hard and you have to wait for the opponent to make the move where you know it's just a pain in the ass so you can do it better you can make pre-moves and [ __ ] um and it's easier for the viewers right because you don't want to watch over the board chess from the viewers it makes sense i get why they do it um bullet is almost unplayable on board yet totally um but they should have the laptops be plugged in i will say in hanz's defense the laptop should be plugged in or they should be charged up having a laptop die is unprofessional as [ __ ] whether or not the chest speaks for itself uh what is the multiverse thing i i would love to see another clip of somebody and it was multiverses do not talk trash what is this an absolute honor to play against them on lan and just even meet them for the first time as well um yeah mirror what did you think about that i'm not surprised [Applause] crowd did you all hear that yo yo yo i need you i need you to elaborate for me real quick and i'm like i'm gonna ask you to keep it succinct real quick all right are you scared of anyone in this bracket no [Laughter] this is not trash talk he didn't even say it angrily that's not bro if somebody asks you that question on stage what do you say yeah i'm a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] um actually yeah i'm quaking i'm actually no you say he didn't even say no forcefully he said like no that's that's normal everyone should say that every competitor should say that well you all heard that you all heard that the new kids are hungry you're mailing struggling to touch the ground in every way i'll bear finds it and that's gonna be it floyd and the cat are your evil 20-22 multiverses champions the raw emotion from this team to overcome a matchup that they lost in winners let me talk to you real quick oh let's see do not talk trash that's all i need do not talk trash that's all i need baby what do you say it wasn't possible oh he was a surprise well damn i wasn't surprised for the 6-0 damn all i'm saying is this is our first two's tournament and we didn't use bugs or velma oh [ __ ] i don't watch multiverses but that is some [ __ ] trash talk right there they didn't use bugs or velma god damn dude get owned not even bugs god damn i don't i don't think that's what he said was that bad not surprised maybe it's a little bit of trash talk it's also kind of easy to talk [ __ ] after i mean i love void don't get me wrong this is actually funny but you know i don't think this guy's i don't think he [ __ ] went over i don't think he was like i can't wait to [ __ ] beat their ass in the finals and then lost it was more like no i'm not scared but you should be confident like if you were going up against finals against someone and you knew they were better than you and someone asked you do you think you'll win you should still be like yeah i mean i can take them you shouldn't be like no no i'm a little [ __ ] baby and they're a big strong man and i'm gonna lose you know what i'm saying you got it you gotta say something you gotta [ __ ] uh that might work though maybe that reverses it maybe it [ __ ] flips it on him uh anyway back back back back back to the tweets back to the tweets oh yeah there was this song so there was this song that went viral on tick tock called i don't care about your krypto boy it's called crypto boy she sang it and then after the chorus she did the open verse challenge where you could duet and make your own [ __ ] verse and this guy dropped a real [ __ ] heater all right to show her that crypto does matter [Music] not [Music] true not a crypto boy i'm a crypto man you think i don't make bank but i can sitting over there with your judgmental eyes i got my eyes on the prize you don't think i make money right i make more than you i will i put it in my savings and i look at you and i'm a crypto man i want to cheat [Music] somebody signed this guy dude unsigned hype shush toku flipped it on her he actually talked that [ __ ] that was fire that was fire uh three years of oh i included this because it looked delicious straight up i included this because it looked delicious uh this is somebody saying they spent three years testing to finally make the perfect chocolate chip cookie okay ingredients dutch press cocoa espresso powder white sugar dark brown sugar boom step two tons of chocolate step three [Music] bro that looks so [ __ ] good that looks so [ __ ] good like that looks actually so goddamn delicious sneaky snack time chat remember you still need flour and baking soda and vanilla yeah there's that pho there's a there's two different options there's two different options here these look [ __ ] good so anyway i sent the recipe uh to ari and the picture and i said her the eyes emoji so we'll see keep her fingers crossed for me all right keep your fingers crossed keep your fingers crossed possibly it might be in my future eyes emoji baby we'll see maybe we'll make it together the problem is i have a bad track record bacon cookies um all right let's see we all got that one friend who thinks jumanji is real and that's just i just include some tweets that are relatable you know something we can all agree with and i think if i looked out at all this chat i think probably a good 30 you are probably on the page where you thought jumanji was like straight up real it is it is it is it is if you don't have that friend then it's you as if you didn't already know whether you thought it was real or not uh i heard someone who asked if the martian was based on a true story [Laughter] that's funny because it's just kind of like baseline dumb you know what i'm saying uh i always thought it was [ __ ] wild how they just sold that [ __ ] in stores wait oh jumanji yes crazy it is crazy after what jumanji did to robin williams and crew seeing it in stores is pretty crazy dating in 2022 why do so many straight men hate astrology great question great [ __ ] question dude i don't know we gotta figure that one out we gotta get to the bottom of that we get to the bottom of that uh movie night speaking of dates movie night watching one of those three minute tick tocks i keep talking about these with people i keep because i'm still trying to kind of understand them i'm still trying to wrap my head around them they're so popular lately these [ __ ] movie recap not even the short tick tocks but even like the the eight-minute youtube videos with tim and easy videos they're like blowing up like these channels are really big and i i just i i have a tough time kind of like seeing the the use case you know as not a joke like if you're not like reacting to it on stream like people are just sitting there like watching it actually she loves them yeah i get i sort of get them as stream content i don't know if i get them as like you're just sitting around and you're gonna watch a movie recap is it like uh is it a time saver like what's the you should talk to toast about it i will i will ask to if he undererotically likes them offline like not on stream ask ludwig i don't think he does it i'm pretty ludwig doesn't he's only if he's done he's literally done on stream he doesn't do it off stream there's too many movies is that what it is it's like a keeping up with pop culture kind of thing so you just want to get the gist of it so you can talk about it without having to actually sit and watch it ugh i guess most of the movies in them are like old as [ __ ] but you still watch you know you don't have to you don't have to watch it at all if you think you know the [ __ ] matrix is too old you don't have to watch the [ __ ] five minute recap you can just not watch either let's watch one right now we interrupt his best tweets to watch one movie recap what are we gonna watch hello everyone back again with film recaps in this video i'm going to sort by mouse watch all right the most watched is epidemic that caused every parent to want to k1l their child not that's too long i need a short one i need what's the shortest one i really get to the point you know my time is valuable i'm watching movie recaps when you're about to go outside but here we go perfect hello everyone back again with film recap in this video i will recap one of a zombie virus film from 2020 title alone before we get to the storyline don't forget to like and subscribe for more films and don't forget to 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to be useful if you want to check it out xbox white factor 130 off uh paul gay truck 130. now let me uh let me put this back um foreign that crypto boy song is stuck in my head dude i've got chicken sauce on my [ __ ] headphone again how do i keep dropping it in this tiny [ __ ] tub of dipping sauce that's crazy don't say it don't don't say it don't say it have restraint swear to god once in your life have restraint it's not a skill issue it's just a [ __ ] unfortunate luck the dip speaks for it so it doesn't even make sense doesn't even make sense all right we're gonna watch this movie home recaps and have a great day without further ado let's get straight to the storyline at the beginning of the film we are shown a man named aidan this man appeared to be depressed and on the verge of committing suicide sad the scene then switches to a it's so much more emotional of a scene when you get this robot voice telling it to me and i get one glimpse of a single tear you know what i'm saying it just i think it's the way the director intended it to be experienced by the audience is when some guy narrates a robot voice and you just kind of clip through it that's i feel his pain and his is is uncertain his life prior to his suicide attempt he strangely heard a commotion outside as well as the sound of people banging on the door when he turned on the tv he was confused because he saw an emergency broadcast appeared at the same time he even heard the sound of chaos outside his apartment as aiden exited to the balcony he saw a helicopter that was out of control and crashed into one of the buildings he also noticed there were peoples running in fear below his apartment then as aidan was panicking he was suddenly approached by someone who entered his apartment who turned out to be his neighbor his neighbor told him to hide before he rushed to the toilet aidan found it strange when he noticed a bite mark on the back of his neighbor's neck after that the whole city began to know about the outbreak the zombie outbreak news was being shown on tv at the time according to the has there ever been a zombie movie where they acknowledge that everyone in the world knows what a zombie is this is a real question every zombie we've ever seen they always like this crazy virus is having what makes people want to eat brains but do they ever do it where everyone knows shawn of the dead comedy but i guess sort of like like a movie where it's like everyone's like wait what they're like zombies like the [ __ ] halloween thing is real news the zombie virus would be spread by blood from scratches and bites plus a person infected with a zombie virus will bleed in the eye scream and engaged in cannibalism aidan then became suspicious of his neighbor when he noticed his neighbor's eyes were beginning to turn red and he immediately chased him away oh god i can't help you here you have to leave fortunately that person still had consciousness despite being infected at that time as soon as his neighbor came out that guy was instantly attacked by zombies in the corridor after that aidan seems very confused and at the same time keeping a safe distance from each other or better yet not seeing anyone at all he then received a messages from his father who was going to his place but it turned out that something was blocking his father's journey aidan tried to call his father but the connection was lost as the day passed aiden began marking that i don't know why the case has been in lockdown on the mirror with a marker on the sixth day he kept himself busy but i wasn't getting his which was followed by the news report stating that in large metropolitan areas have lost access to metropolitan areas that they are losing access to the news he spends time telling stories in front of his laptop camera which he records on video for his vlogs bro he became a youtuber first thing you do when the [ __ ] zombies take over is getting try to get your [ __ ] channel popping that's crazy you're turning it into content what's up guys this stuff's crazy this whole zombie thing it's still going on you should be a zombie denier like a [ __ ] kobe denier uh the government wants to keep us locking our homes hear that it's constant after two weeks passed aidan began to run out of drinking water and at the same time his vlog had reached 16 episodes from this point he became frustrated and hallucinated since he had been in the room for a long time the algorithm wasn't picking him up physical burden began to appear on his face as well as a thickening beard he pretended to perform music without sound and playing baseball as a result of his hallucinations finally because he was already too upset the activity finished with him smashing the glass unexpectedly the sound of shattered glass unintentionally attracted zombies who suddenly appeared and fell from the vent of his apartment luckily he managed to hit the zombie with his baseball bat that is lucky he then used his surfboard to block the vent as time passed aiden was still doing the same activities every day he got a voice message from his mother from the voicemail his mother said that his sister had been out of town before the road was closed aidan was advised by his mother to go to his sister's house his mother also informed him that she and ayden's father were doing a lockdown at the office and then he heard the sound of chaos at his mother's place hayden started to get fed up by all of this so he decided to that's how you describe it he started to get fed up 42 days into a zombie lockdown hearing his mom die on the phone i'm starting to get fed up with it well this is the most detached way to view a movie this is crazy this is crazy this is a problem this is the most emotionally detached way to view a movie [Laughter] to go out and smash the zombies this has 8 million views but when he was outside the reality did not match his expectations and he was chased by the scary zombies right away but fortunately he managed to return to his apartment safely and as he looked through the peephole he saw a zombie staring at the door while calling him to go outside after more than a month had passed the entire city's electricity began to run out then we are returned to the initial scene when aiden was about to commit suicide he began to lose hope on everything at the time and he decided to end his life by hanging himself but then he saw the figure of a woman who lived across his apartment from that very moment aidan decided to cancel his suicide and he began to find his purpose to live you didn't you never saw that before you never saw that also down bad but what you lived right across from her for 42 days and you never [ __ ] the next day he started communicating with a woman using a piece of paper the taylor swift through this communication he found the woman's name was eva hayden feels very excited because he can still communicate with other people imagine she said no close the blind [Laughter] alone for over a month he then told eva that she was the first normal person he had seen since the zombies attacked when it starts to rains in the evening hayden finally decides to take a shower after a long period of time without being oh you're following oh now you're showering oh you're showering again wonder why bathing and shave his whole beard the next shower in your shave continue to communicate with eva then he that's the wrong signal if the first [ __ ] time you meet another human after 42 days and you're both worried about your lives and she sees you for a moment and you exchange notes and then the next day she sees you and you [ __ ] you put on you put on a [ __ ] you put on cologne a button down it's not a date bro it's not a date you haven't even spoken in person yet milady you got your fedora on through a baseball that had been tied to a rope in order to deliver drinks to eva damn he has extra drinks then out of nowhere a zombie who looks to be good at climbing a procha's eva he looks to be good thank you for the commentary aidan then immediately lured the zombie then let him into his apartment but at the same time the other zombies attempted to break into his apartment as soon as the zombie outside stopped banging on the door aidan grabbed his baseball bat and killed that zombie and that ain't about putting in work the story then continued into the night with aidan who had ran out of food decided to go outside and take the keys from his neighbor who had died in front of his house earlier as what he expected he was being chased by zombies at that moment he then rushes into his neighbor's house to get the remaining food zombie in there he also didn't forget to take other necessities however just as he was about to take the rope a zombie emerged out of nowhere and ran towards him fortunately aidan was able to kill him despite having to deal with zombies aidan finally managed to get the necessities and left safely based on the items that he had taken there were also to watch i'm kind of seeing that i guess this could be a good way to watch scary movies for someone who doesn't like scary movies because it's so insanely detached the the combination of the robot voice and the way it cuts away from everything of interest is like that's i can see that value to it i can i can at least see that i can see why you would do that if you don't want to be scared but you kind of want like the plot i can see thataki's that could still be used after that he decided to go down and send the walkie-talkie to eva's apartment he then hides first because there are many zombies running around below after that aidan finally managed to throw the walkie-talkie into eva's house the next morning aidan hears eva's voice on the walkie-talkie and he was very happy since he could finally talk to eva eva also thanked aiden for his struggle the whole time as the story progressed aiden began to notice that the food stock was running out yeah he then decided to look for it by going through the air why why jesus christ and it turned out that there was one dead zombie there aidan then finds an apartment that is still not contaminated by the zombies he also found a lot of food but then a man who was still normal appeared it turns out that he is the owner of the apartment this old man name is edward following that aiden began to talk with him and edward finally allowed aidan to take some of his food but it wasn't that simple aidan was suddenly beaten by edward until he passed out that that isn't that simple you're right in fact edward deliberately hit aidan because he had his own specific purpose it turned out that he did it all to have aidan devoured by his wife who had turned into a zombie the reason edward did this because he loved his wife very much aidan then protested and begged edward not to do that to him but edward instead offered painkillers to aiden so he wouldn't feel pain when edward's wife ate him yikes following then edward heard the sound of people banging on his door that's true when edward rushed to his door aidan tried to get free and he eventually succeeded he then dodged edward's attack and threw him at his own life okay after that eva informed that a zombie had managed to enter her house aidan who heard this immediately went down and shot one zombie there after shooting him suddenly several zombies jumped from the balcony to chasing aidan then immediately ran away and climbed onto the balcony under eva's balcony and yelling at her to get down okay in the end they were able to be together and run away from the zombies and back to we don't know anything about each other from here we can see the need to deal with a lot of zombies along their way the narrator is so it's such a strange way of describing it i don't know why it's so odd to me that's such an odd way to like he's like a tour guide finally eva managed to safely not like his apartment i don't know it's not just a stranger still trying to fight the zombies outside before he managed to get inside he felt as if he had been bitten on his body causing him to immediately urge diva to kill him but eva refused since she already loved her why does she love him as a result ultimately decided to commit suicide by jumping off the building however when he just took off his shirt they were surprised to find that there was no bite mark on his body that's just dumb plot you're not gonna check you don't just [ __ ] check that's that's crazy you don't just [ __ ] before the film ends they hear that zombies are still trying to break into the house and they tried to hold it on at that moment they promised to stick and get through it together and the film ends really to be honest despite the fact that the film started with a few of slow scenes but as the story progressed many interesting parts start to appear coupled with the appearance of an old man who added to the tension in the film okay guys [Laughter] that's the review that's your sum of review despite the fact that it started with a few of slow scenes but as the story progressed it started with a few of slow scenes but as the story progressed many interesting parts start many interesting parts start to appear coupled with the appearance of an old man coupled with the appearance of an old man who added to the tension in the film added to the attention of the film that's it that's your review okay guys that is worse than a middle school essay that's crazy that's not that doesn't say anything uh wow powerful stuff that being said i i joked the whole time i kind of get it i kind of get it i was like i watched it i kind of get it i would never watch that full movie by itself but i had a decent time watching the summary i kind of get it i kind of get it i'm not saying i'm going to be an addict on these things because i still think it's pretty stupid especially seeing this before seeing a movie that i did want to watch would ruin it for me this would ruin a movie that i did like seeing this first but uh for a movie i'm never going to watch it's fine hey thanks for the 22 months 14 connor um but we might do it on streams more anyway back to the tweets my god we got off track movie night watching one of those rooms we watch a [ __ ] 10 minute video uh it would be funny to invite a date over to watch a movie and you put on one of these [Laughter] oh i don't like i don't like scary movies i just i want to watch the me and aria i'm going to try it with ari life hack yeah um bro what i thought one million dollars would buy me as a kid versus what it actually buys and it's a [ __ ] mansion versus a you know three bedroom two bathroom in california [ __ ] for real for real dude actually [ __ ] true facts facts on god no cap uh seriously seriously although like you can still probably get a house like this in you know [ __ ] oklahoma or something there's probably still parts of the country you can get i don't know about like exactly like this but you get a big [ __ ] place for a mill but here in california it's a different story bro it's a different story there's some [ __ ] there's some shacks they're going from mill in vancouver a duplex is 1.3 million jesus christ canada wait so i don't i legitimately is it only like rich foreign buyers how does anyone off a salary of a w-2 salary afford that there there cannot be anyone it's not that is completely impossible to afford without family money or you just rent yeah i guess that's why rent's going up she in kansas houses like the bottom ones they'll go for three to 400k yeah you're not getting this this is a little i don't think anywhere maybe in like some other country you could get a house like this for a mill like if you went to [ __ ] i don't know the philippines or something maybe you can do that but uh nepal i have never rooted for a housing market crashed about a month i talked about yesterday there was the stat they did a [ __ ] consumer reports did a [ __ ] poll and it was like 84 of zoomers uh are praying for a housing market crash it's just like something's got to give something's got to give because it's it's just completely out of out of reach uh all right ctrl w let's see next oh so this is like i i threw one of these in there this is not funny at all i guess it's funny how little of them that i do but i like this guy's account and i follow some of his stuff and yeah it's simple habits i found to have the highest roi which is return on investment basically little things you can do that probably help your life a lot and it was like sleeping seven eight hours i don't do that exercising for 60 minutes i don't do that i do work out but i don't do 60 minutes getting direct sunlight i don't really do that it's a rarity working in 60 minute sprints i don't do that either i'm all or nothing i do like [ __ ] eight hours or nothing journaling for five minutes pre-bed i definitely don't do that i do [ __ ] 42 minutes of doom scrolling social uh turning on do not disturb mode never done that my life i literally have emails on while i'm streaming so you guys can hear the [ __ ] email sounds come in and then expressing gratitude i guess i do that so i do one out of eight my life's on track i'm good i'm not going to change anything i express gratitude thanks chat for being here and thanks again speaking of gratitude thanks to factor meals thank you to factor meals wow actually oh is the microwave thank you so much to factory meals for their continued support of the stream i got a pesto salmon here along with a tropical fruit smoothie and i'm gonna mack on this bee uh and that gratitude will be all i need to have a great and healthy life don't need to do any better sleeping or exercising or sunlight speaking of factory meals i tried your code and only getting 50 dollars off it should be 130 off your first box so maybe you didn't get a box i don't know exactly how it works but it's 130 off if you're actually truly not getting it uh send a screenshot to pay the musician and he'll report it to um our sponsor because there's anything wrong with the code i want to get fixed for you um all right boom simple is beautiful uh next oh yeah uh founders building web3 solutions for problems that don't exist [Music] yes go off kings [Music] it is impressive though i gotta be honest it is impressive do this with ludwig we would fall we would fall and hurt ourselves really badly i think that's what you want to see i think you want us to be in a lot of pain how did they get down i have no i mean you know you just jump how did they get up that's the real question that's the coordination also what's the purpose why does it need to be this tall like the same exercise would apply if you were on one of them right even if you wanted to do there's no reason for it to be it's just for the [ __ ] for the talk dude because it's cool it is [ __ ] cool pesto salmon green beans it's good because i [ __ ] supposed to eat salmon and i never do on my own all right why do anything why live don't give me that argument don't that that argument can apply to [ __ ] literally any dumb thing of all time i'm not against [ __ ] living because i don't think it's a good idea to stand on [ __ ] five stacked dumbbells and do duo push-ups that doesn't you're not you're not being smart with that argument it doesn't make any sense um all right absolutely insane that people used to publicly update their facebook relationship status to it's complicated they did used to do this this is a real you know what people used to do when facebook was first becoming a thing people would write their status updates in like the third person like it would be like brandon is and then you would write like he's moving to or going to a restaurant you know you'd write it like as an action item off of your for you i did it i did it at the beginning yeah is watching hroc yeah yeah you would do it like a verb in action instead of just like a [ __ ] you wouldn't just say something you'd say it like what you're doing as an actual status update it was cringe it was definitely cringe and there was also poking you remember poking you could literally be so desperate to have something to do you could just hit the poke button and all it would do is give them a status update saying they poked you it's like so it's so down bad for human contact for a friday [ __ ] attention you're you were poked by this person they didn't now you can't send them a message you don't have anything to say my brother got in trouble for poking my sister's friend hopefully it was on facebook uh my ex got mad because other girls poked me poking is like flirting it's like flirting but it's not flirting because with flirting you would actually have the ability to say something to have an actual poking is like the most passive possible thing you could do to just say i need human interaction but i don't have any idea how to initiate i forgot poking was a thing yeah yeah poking and status updates and then yeah putting it's complicated is crazy [Laughter] because you would say with it would be it would be relationship status it's complicated with someone so they'd be tagged in it i do remember like being facebook official was the thing like when you would date girls like in middle and early high school it was like at what point do you update your combined facebook statuses to say that you were in a relationship and it was like a big thing which is like so [ __ ] insane now because nobody uses [ __ ] facebook and nobody needs to know publicly in a [ __ ] oh zynga game invites oh yeah you gotta play mob wars uh all right funny gen z will never understand the pain and embarrassment of a group of cowboys outing you for getting your salsa from new york city so [ __ ] true so [ __ ] true is this it you don't get it oh you will no this isn't it is this it uh this cream cheese dipper went first prize with my secret ingredient taste pikachu sauce ain't no secret i used paste in the queso dill just add paste to build me the cheese bread and microwave shoot tasty cotton sauce to load up any dip i got a secret ingredient that stuff made in new york city new york city pick up your party dips pick up the pace that's one secret you ought to kept the lid on there was this series of ads that ran all through the 90s about these cowboys who all used pace but pace is like the most mild basic ass salsa ever but they use pace and then there's always be someone who'd have a different salsa and they would read it and go it's made in new york city like it's the most disgusting possible place to make salsa and it's like also they engage in cannibalism um yeah so there you go that's the understanding of that reference and now you guys get it now you understand the pain best salsa is kirkland no cap for real for there's no way it's the best salsa oh [ __ ] wait are you coming hey babe what's up i'm on stream right now give me one second but i will do it bro my brother sent me a [ __ ] photo oh he covered the okay wait i'll show it to you bro my brother [ __ ] covered my phone number so i can finally show you um wait let me send this to myself i'm gonna poke ari oh yeah i will not really your business though bro you didn't say we said hi to her i did i was when i was muted i said oh chad says hi she goes oh really chat i love those group of people they're great so she said verbatim and then she said tell him i said hi back um i feel like you're lying but i can confirm wait what all right so here it is here's my business card brandon ewing vice president i call my dick bank of america because it's too big to fail atrioc and atrioc we make deals this is completely useless there is no possible world where this is going to help me at anything ever i can't use it as a gag i can't use it for this is my bachelor party gift from my brother a man who's known me my entire life look at the subtle off-white coloring though the tasteful thickness of it he knows you well all right one second or you want me to do something i gotta do it i gotta do something for my wife i'm gonna do it i gotta do it i gotta do it right now one second i gotta do it [Music] we're signing the adoption papers for all of chat so let me just figure out how to do this but now officially we're going to adopt all the chatters just need to make sure that it is good and then i will buy every single one of you a brand new car as you were officially my children oh dang it needs government approval oh dude the cat's eating my salmon hey chevy you [ __ ] you can't have that chabey you cannot eat the salmon that's how did you even get in here um okay okay giga chad my factor meal don't call my [ __ ] cat a giga chat you guys are you guys are polluting the word giga [ __ ] it has no meaning my cat seeing salmon and eating it is not a giga chad move that is every cat any cat would do that all right i don't care that he ate it because i'm still gonna finish it because it's good hey if you want to join chevy and having good tasting meals get use called paul gatrock 130 for factor okay pace picante all right boom just an incredible media buy in a local australian paper today dear steve i hope you're happy with her now the whole town will know what a filthy cheater you are from jenny p.s i bought this ad using your credit card [Laughter] you know what's funny is it's print media so nobody saw it [Laughter] if this hadn't been posted on twitter to get 400 000 likes completely useless not a single person would have noticed or cared thank god he got on the social oh [ __ ] perfect completely in denial that i'm gonna have to figure out something to eat for dinner not making any moves towards a solution at all if you are in a similar boat perhaps you're the type of person who may enjoy a factor meal right here it actually does solve this problem where you are literally sitting in denial about having an upcoming bout of hunger and you have no idea how you're gonna solve it and then you end up last minute either ordering something way too expensive or eating absolute garbage factor does solve it check it out factor meals uh actually factor in the panel below something absolutely insane just happened in the speed oh i wanted someone to explain this to me that's why i included this i didn't really understand it something absolutely insane just happened in the speedcubing community and i had no idea about it this kid just learned how to skip the entire last layer by learning 3915 algorithms for every possible case like what exactly does the does someone have this video like what can someone explain to me what exactly he did or what is this what this means go into the comments sorry i have nowhere else to scream about this but this achievement is literally inhuman the average speedcuber can learn maybe like one to two algorithms per day and we'll have to practice use it efficiently this dude learned 144 per day the average fast speed cuber will have 80 to 120 last layer algs memorized not only are one look last layer algs harder to learn they're also very difficult to recognize because they all look so similar here's examples of one look last layer algs what the [ __ ] does this mean legitimately what the [ __ ] does this mean vale can explain it in detail all right i'll call you let me one second let me blow my nose um top view looking down what is that what does it mean though all right wait uh veil i'm gonna call you the veil enough sound though vip veil at your service i don't know what you're saying i don't know what he's saying hi chad yo what's up what's up so what's going on what is what is speed cubing the speed cubing is solving the rubik's cube as fast as you can per what you'd assume it is okay got it and have you ever solved the rubik's cube before of course i'm very intelligent i mean so anyway uh so in order to solve a rubik's cube i'm going to explain it like you have never solved okay for the chat i like that yes for chat i like that so in order to solve a rubik's cube uh there's a ton of different algorithms you can do to get certain uh uh squares on the cube in certain places right um so the main thing that you would do in a general sense is split it up into three parts one would be solving one edge so you would you know pick a side and you would solve that edge first which meant that full side you would line it up to where you had all the same color and on the sides all the same colors would match the center and there's algorithms that you can do to map that out i know that you're thinking like algorithms i'm used to seeing that in math how does that translate into a cube so it's basically those movements that you were seeing so right there where they talk about the first two layers that would be then the second step wait i'm kind of seeing in this video so like so okay so pause it on one of those algorithms yeah okay so you look at the thing and you see yellows here yellows here yellows here and you know the exact instructions to get them all to be yellow yes and so those instructions right there that you so that like you u2 that means up twice so then if you're facing the cube that means turn the upper side twice r with a dash is right inverted think of inverted as just the opposite of yeah so basically the top algorithm is up twice right inverted up inverted right up inverted uh uh right inverted and and hey why don't you do g inverted inverted t inverted some [ __ ] there so basically what he is doing uh i fully expected by the way for you to come in here and understand anything about the rubik's cube so i actually i'm not a huge speed cube fanatic i don't know how to speed solve uh but i have solved the cube many times so explaining basics is very easy but essentially what he did was he found a way that he could look at the one side and rather than have to take it into different steps and do different algorithms he can apply one algorithm to all of the many ways that that top layer can be set so typically you look at it and you go okay i have to do this algorithm and then you you're gonna have to do this one and then you re-evaluate and you do this one so you're like solving it in parts the last end is the hardest he found a way to just be able to look at it once and he would know exactly what to do no matter what it is and there are so many different 3 800 to be honest yeah iterations that he would have to have memorized in his head to be able to [ __ ] like do like it's insane it's in it's crazy comfortably so much money that you could never ever do that i could do because i could knock this out dude okay real quick that i've given you the most basic of lessons that you see how they're at the top of your screen there's an algorithm yep read the algorithm out to me all right okay for real for real for real youtube for real for real damn you actually know like yeah i [ __ ] speak street dude i'm sorry that's crazy you speak pick it up i pick it up [ __ ] quick dude yeah that's what it's called it's called speaking street everybody thank you vel thank you vale for the time i really appreciate that deep dive veil but i think i've kind of i don't want to um i don't want to say that i've surpassed you already in this conversation and become more of a complete speed cuber but it does feel like the trend lines do a little bit of my time yeah what would you like can i steal just a moment of yeah of course okay are you would you consider yourself a man of your word i was gonna i was literally just about to disconnect the just believe i call literally just about this guy called that'd be so funny but you hit me with a man of my word [ __ ] it's not the [ __ ] listener what do you consider that you're a man of your word man of my word all right let's see there's you put me on you give me a link yeah let's go let's play it okay for all that nice thing you're saying can you mod me in your channel real quick just for all that nice thing you're saying just give me a quick mod yeah i mean because i've been helping out oh you want me to be mod all right how about this i'll give you mod you give me a vip sure [ __ ] you guys have the clip go ahead and clip this wow it feels like you it literally feels edited it feels like you edited in that shirt it feels it feels edited dude that sure doesn't even sound totally appropriate at all vip literally you can hit on screen like you'd like to go back to the vod watchful video and you will see the exact moment so i was the quietest shirt of all time you need to base boost it brandon ewing i ask you one last time are you a man of your word oh my god everybody please welcome the newest vip to the chat the how do you know how to type your goddamn name dude don't worry when i get partner i'm gonna keep it how do i literally th3 yeah vip three underscore no that's insane three v-a you know how to spell it i know you know how to spell it you dick nobody knows smail nobody knows they're too difficult to follow okay welcome our newest vip look at that look at that there's [ __ ] glitch shining bright like a diamond my friend that is diamond brightness pam i appreciate it thank you again don't call me pam don't call me no stop trying to farm engagement off me with your [ __ ] twitter poll i know you're [ __ ] game dude you're tagging every [ __ ] streamer you know and your goddamn [ __ ] twitter engagement baits i guess i see your [ __ ] i'm not a pam i'm not a [ __ ] red lightsaber i'm not a [ __ ] whatever okay i get it i thought you were a green lightsaber personally i thought that was me i thought thank you thank you appreciate it everyone matpat everyone thank you matpat for joining in that's insane it's insane nobody sounds like mad fat it's insane i can't believe we got matpat you know what i actually should do a combo with veil where we make a parody of matpat and i get him to say that uh note to do an idea that i'll never do but i'll write it down oh actually good explanation video wait if this video is really good we're going to vip bail right now okay hey guys i've been a competitive rubik's cube solver for about 10 years now and i want to talk to you about something extraordinary that happened in our community last week i'm going to do my best to explain it in a way that is accessible to anyone regardless of europe bro let me [ __ ] full screen involvement for about 10 years now and i want to talk to you about something extraordinary that happened in our community last week i'm going to do my best to explain it in a way that is accessible to anyone regardless of your involvement or lack thereof with the cubing community to sum it up somebody learned how to solve the entire last layer of a three by three by three cube in just one step instead of the usual two which doesn't sound that impressive until you consider this to look last layer is what most competitive solvers use and that requires you to know a total of 78 algorithms or sequences of moves so once you get to the first half of tula class layer you're going to be looking for the yellow pieces and where they are in relation to each other and this is where you're going to have one of 57 possible cases and most competitive solvers know all 57 once you're done with that you're going to have one of 21 possible cases for permutation of the last layer and that'll get your cube to being solved so most competitive solvers do know all 78 of those algorithms but don't get it twisted it's not easy to learn them and don't get it twisted i don't get it twisted i learned at about one to two algorithms per week for well over a year in order to master all 78 so what this person did is combine those two steps the 57 algorithm and the 21 algorithm step into just one step which requires them to know 3915 algorithms what that means for resolve is that when you get to this does it actually save time i'm sorry i'm not understanding because i feel like if it's a two-step process you still do the first step it's still the motion and then you see it and you do the second step you're not stopping you don't i guess you have to stop and think for a half second but you don't have to evaluate i guess that's you save that one fraction of you know i'm assuming you have the second part algorithm down i don't see how it you're not it's like a very small amount of time save right this step instead of as i demonstrated making this entire face yellow and then permutating the pieces they would be able to do that all in one step with just one of three thousand nine hundred and fifteen algorithms so according to the person who claims to have learned one look last layer he learned at a rate of one hundred and fifty okay also there's a chance this is all fake right isn't this all couldn't this all be fake like this guy's learning at a rate that's insanely faster than everyone else this guy learned one to two algorithms a week and this guy's running 144. what world record um is three seconds even fractions of a second are huge you know i get it i understand i understand i said if you're going for the world record i do get it i understand that i can save time i'm just um i guess i'm just confused because i feel like with the old system you could also just get faster at that and it would it would be just as if you could just recognize the pattern as fat i don't know i i'm because i feel like your hands never stop so i just don't know where the time's getting saved but i sort of see it uh i guess if it's less total moves that also makes sense their hands do stop oh interesting okay 44 algorithms not per week but per day so again let's put that in context i learned one to two per week to finish learning to look last layer and that still was very difficult to integrate into all my solves this kid learned 144 and learned how to recognize all of them in the middle of a speed solve every single day in mind i did not ever expect that somebody would learn one look last layer let alone that they would be able to learn it at such an incredible rate so from one cuber to another big shout out reddit user cardiologist tiny585 this is incredible and it makes me really proud to be a part of this little niche community hey guys i've been a competitive rubik's cube solver for about i mean it's not i mean i guess when i think about it it's not like as impressive as like speed running hitman but it is like a really it is like an impressive feat now i get i understand i see how it could be difficult it's just not it's not quite at that that tier but i do understand um no i'm starting to get it now it's kind of like a hitman light kind of thing uh no it's actually [ __ ] sick it's really that's really really cool um so i guess my follow-up question is is there is there uh even farther back you know like so he's up to 3000 algorithms so he can figure out from an even earlier stage how to finish the entire cube is there like a one look second to last layer that it's [ __ ] forty thousand is there like a forty thousand variation that some guy could grind for the next two years and a half that could theoretically but not possible and that's where i come in summoning salt music plays that's where atriax showed up he actually learned first look i learned four quadrillion algorithms from looking at the very first look at a rubik's cube instantly solves it the one in seven trillion here's what i'll do here's what i'll do don't tell anybody keep this a secret i am going to get a pre-solved rubik's cube and then i'm gonna look at it for a [ __ ] millisecond and then and then tell reddit that i have [ __ ] figured out yeah i'll do it i'll reverse the video i'll do it backwards and i'll reverse the video so that i've created the ultimate [ __ ] lightning speed oh my god dude and everyone will [ __ ] have tick tocks about me being their [ __ ] rubik's cube god and then veil will join other people's chats and be like yeah i knew age rock before he was a [ __ ] rubik's cube legend let me tell you all about his abilities i used to be a vip in there before he removed me five minutes after giving it to me that all the story tells um that was cool that was interesting but is it as interesting as this next tweet this next tweet marvel pays heartwarming tribute to chadwick boseman by inscribing black panther wakanda forever in theaters november 11th on his tombstone hard drive stays undefeated that is heartwarming that is sweet that is powerful that is powerful um china sends troops to russia for joint military exercise nothing to worry about i think nothing to worry about leave hbo max alone that's good for tomorrow welcome to my business customer are not allowed we don't serve any customer that's the dream dude that's the goddamn dream imagine you finally get a notification for your first tinder match and you open it it's an advertisement for she-hulk i know what you're thinking this can't be real and guess what it's not but suspend your disbelief for one second and 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insane clouds possibly let me just give you a picture just so you have [ __ ] understanding of what we're working with here they are these guys wait i need a [ __ ] actual picture here is these guys who dress in clown makeup and rap and they have been decently popular for like 15 20 years now and they have an insane fan base called the juggalos who also all put on the face paint makeup and uh yeah they had the magnets how do they work meme about 10 years ago anyway they dropped a tweet one of their members of the two members is called violet j personal serious message from violent j sup ninjas yeah i've been studying primates lately i'm talking chimps gorillas spider monkeys orangutans etc they're all awesome in my book so if you happen to own or work with one or more one or more of these dope creatures or if you know someone who does then please leave me a message because ninja i'd like to be your friend yeah do they always do this ninjas thing do they always do this ninjas thing is that that's such a insanely corny thing for two eye rappers to do it feels a little borderline uh not because you're a great guy or anything like that either nope the truth is i'd only like access to be your friend because you got access to a fresh monkey before you go calling me a user face the facts the only reason you never let me meet that damn monkey is because i rap fresh it's that simple [ __ ] we could both be glad your monkey can't rap because if it could we'd both be asked out of the equation so leave me your info monkey nuts and i'll bring the bananas you know what i may not agree with this man's world view but he makes a compelling argument uh he gets to the point signed vj violent j he drives a hard bargain he makes a good point he's aware of his own shortcomings uh linus tech tips tweeted born too late to buy a 50 000 house born too soon to be a teen tick tock star born just in time to have two monitors and a light up keyboard [ __ ] handshake agree plus one wicked baby the right time in history except here's the thing about me though here's the thing you'll never understand i got three that's right baby three every angle coming at me and this keyboard glows like the sun plus my mouse lights up so i'm really living the [ __ ] dream i'm living a life that a medieval king could never uh oh yeah i like this one because every branch of the military is struggling to make its 2022 recruiting goals officials say with a record low number of americans eligible to serve and few of those willing to do it is this the year we question the sustainability of the all volunteer force at the exact same time dodge is discontinuing its challenger and charger muscle cars you don't know if you haven't lived on a base like i have i grew up on military bases every single [ __ ] 18 year old new recruit buys one of these cars that's exactly what they do it is the it's like the [ __ ] guarantee the first [ __ ] checks go straight to leasing a [ __ ] charger uh my air force friend just started and is holding out or discontinued now the rim rental business is always popping up that's on the military bases oh yeah yeah it's crazy yeah they the military does not pay that well but because like you're away from home and they pay for housing because you can live on base and have you know cheap to free housing and so they just dump all their money into their car uh what is this is now the time to start questioning the military 100 volunteer god damn i hate our news eaters friend this [ __ ] oh yeah yeah yeah what what is the implication there that we need to go back to the draft is that is that what that question is implying some experts are saying should we question yeah well thank god i've aged out of the draft you guys though good luck predict and serve get out there and fight uh godspeed jokes on you i never registered won't they just catch you as a draft dodger um oh this is great can't really explain but i love how [ __ ] the metaverse looks every screenshot and clip brings me genuine joy billions and billions poured into it and this is the result the sims but worse and with nothing below the torso wonderful stuff claps for mark zuckerberg dude the man who had a dream and forced his entire multi-billion dollar social media company to pivot into it at great personal and professional cost a man who just wanted to see a bunch of torso-less people live in a low-res shitty digital world uh uh you gotta respect the ability of one man to make a difference how is this worse than vr chat because it's because it's made entirely for the [ __ ] low budget quest that has to work on everything it has to work on the lowest settings possible the kmart vr similar looks better oh yeah for sure uh what what is this what is relevance what is this metaverse graphics fit a little too well on old gpu boxes [Laughter] i'm sending this around i'm going to be the [ __ ] water cooler king at work i'm sending this around this is the email this is going around nvidia i'm i'm chain emailing everybody this is going to get [ __ ] big laughs well i just don't miss i don't think he does tweet himself but whoever he's got on the team that's funny that's just good that's just good classic humor uh four tweets left home stretch boom nukes dropping outside me [ __ ] yes sprinting to the bathroom so i can be an environmental storytelling skeleton yes dude if you're gonna die make sure it's part of someone else's brief but minor story so they can include in their review the little touches the developers included do god's work write a i always love um how the common trope in games where they tell stories through like data pads or like you know uh just like leftover notes or whatever and it's always like someone who ends a note mid-sentence they're coming i don't know what they're gonna and then it's like they were really writing they were [ __ ] writing or typing yeah or audio logs it's always like it cuts off right as it [ __ ] but yeah but still the file is saved two hour video on why fallout 3 is not that bad that probably has 60 million views uh fallout 3's good you're thinking of four i'm crying how do you even [ __ ] it up so bad new dragon ball mythic and fortnite ten times stronger so we all know that kameyama is over dragon ball mythic and fortnite ten times stronger so we all know that kameyama is over dragon ball mythic and fortnite ten times stronger so we all know the kameyama is over the dragon ball the kamiya mama yes finally someone who understands someone is a real fan kami friend shared this in discord now i can't stop watching it i don't think i actually watch this one [Music] [Music] that's what the emo was made for [Music] no no that's real right he did it [Music] because even reverse is impressive right because he has to flip it looks sped up maybe it's sped up [Music] i mean there's still the dust off the car like it's going fast enough to uh no i don't i know i know i know the headline blinks right here you can see it the headlight right here winks yeah it's [ __ ] amazing isn't it just cg there's no this is cg no shot no shot it just sped up is practical for sure uh cg is crazy you guys are [ __ ] brain broken if you think it's a cg actually you [ __ ] marvel's budget gets me the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] she-hulk cgi but you think a random guy on tick-tock has [ __ ] made cgi like this this is not cg at all you're [ __ ] legitimately trolling [Music] but i do think it's sped up i do think it's sped up uh he couldn't drift if he was going slow yeah i assume he's going fast enough i don't know i i wonder how fake it is it'd be interesting i mean you assume a stunt driver could do that it's not that crazy just flips around once it's 1 million cg bro all right kathy you got to prove it or you're banned permanently find proof or you're banned permanently submit it in your own band request thanks for your 600 messages dumb [ __ ] idiot this dude googling what cgi is right now he's trying to 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Winter concert TI you telling us about how you have played a bunch of it so you were going to explain how to play that's not true have any guys played this game or I haven't I haven't I literally been stalling it right now you were telling me earlier you were like I've played so much of it but cutie asked if I could play and I really wanted to play so I said no I've never played before yeah you're busy busy running a brothel in Sims like a lunatic yeah what happened there it was woooo what are you supposed to do when you can't get laid in real life he's got to turn to video games yeah it's true what the heck hi Merry Christmas how are you by the way miss you so much I get laid I have strep throat mono did you get strep throat from getting laid Yeah going it's a strain of herpes yeah yeah it's crazy it's crazy I'm you know going to clubs and stuff kissing people on the mouth so wow I would have said otherwise yeah yeah exactly you guys have downloaded right yeah I have it downloaded yeah good to go co wait who's played before I've played a little bit but I was getting kind of hard carried so I don't know if played would be the word that I would use I don't even know how to play I'm not lie I know the general outline it's kind of like I know how to drive a manual but like if you put me in the car and put me on the highway I'm probably going to take a life what that is the craziest analogy I've ever heard so you're a murderer no that's not what I said that doesn't sound like me you know how to drive manual but you will kill someone no like I know the outlines like the I Spark Notes it oh yeah like Lord of the Flies yeah so it's me playing this game is like Lord of the Flies um okay uh I'm going to make the server friends we might have to be friends on Steam I'm out okay oh sorry freak Leslie keeps talking y hope everyone's doing well do you guys have your I think we have to be steam friends you guys have your steam friends code wait we have to yeah I think so 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maybe Christmas special like an hour afterwards we could get that kind of exclusivity I could just say it during the Christmas special if you want me to yeah if the singers yeah could leave now if you could go watch squeaks and dugdug drop that t Link in the title they're playing stardew Valley a big one can you accept my uh friend request please I'm seeing it I I only got one from cutie I don't have from squeaks or from you okay we just need one I Sam just make you're in the oh I'm in yeah because I okay I'm sending the invite now Doug ready yes successfully sent I looking at the hear twice perf yeah cuz there's an ingame okay that's fine I got you we're good okay I sent you guys both invites great wait you didn't send me Sam hates women Sam hates women true she's tring right now okay here's another one did you get that one yeah oh my God you know what's so funny is I did get the other one I just ignored it are you yeah it's fine you actually sent me like four right wait hey cool so we should M yeah oh I just disconnected sque just left the Discord I'm here why are you guys so quiet I have to get close to you may my in game audio is oh I turned my master volume all the way down because when squeaks joined I was like I'm going to need this yeah loud loud game Sor guys I have strep throat no that's not true stop stop lying for attention your guys going to be sorry okay one second I'm so struggling moving my camera and making sure that my manscape logo is still showing oh perfect yeah oh wait I could do like voices and stuff when we're in like this right you hear that good okay I'm muted all right that'll be nice in the factory whatever this game is oh no audio is doubled is it doubled or was it doubled I think it was just because it was me it was doubled in Discord oh oh this is this is was Dad movement oh God this is our teammate this is's Dad what you what's your like this 800 2.04 mhm huh what does that mean how do we get out of here I'm claustrophobic okay so do anybody does anybody know anything about like how to start the game okay so so what we do is we go to a planet um which I actually haven't piloted before so I'm not sure how to do that we go to the planet we get scraps and then we bring the scraps back up on the ship and then we go to the hub and we sell the scraps and then we get upgrades and I don't know how to do any of that but I know that it can be done I'm I just like didn't pay attention wait I can't move oh I was using e silly me for the job okay so we're like employees we're coworkers is everyone else's Mas a little cracked yeah it's a little bit rough that's so lame what is that computer show on okay let me go let's see I'm gonna I'm just GNA hit start game do you guys want to just like rock it yeah let's go okay I'm hitting start game and we're gonna oh okay let's go oh wait I can't jump yet okay Sam like you're the manager of this group of new employees want to go ahead walk us through what is happening okay so we are jumping off and okay squeaks is going we got okay we have ability we just go inside somewhere and then scps and we bring it back to the ship wait what see green thing oh [ __ ] sorry what the hell that was so loud oh [ __ ] should I just hide in here the whole time Guys these Graphics make me feel like I having an aneurysm what am I supposed to be doing okay no one forget where we are there's monsters but like are they scary or they like silly goofy and what if were we supposed to be friends together fire hazard is this what everyone's screens look like I feel like my settings are wrong is this what the game is supposed to look like scan for stuff oh okay what will it look like if I see something oh ship oh great running click it often main entrance okay well kind of mean they left me I'll say that oh you have to hold it the whole time wait huh oh just look up look up for get a life kid what are you doing wait we're supposed to go this way yeah this way this way they left us are we supposed to be in teams like this uh I think we make the rules here okay [ __ ] is that squeaks did you okay cool I found cutie okay so we're looking for for scraps and you right click to scan all right have you found any I found a laptop have not dude it's dark ni your anybody have a flashlight that's a vent dude no we have to buy like flashlights and stuff with the that's a vent hone it's kind of like phasmophobia oh never play that it's not a bad it's a vent dude I okay um these are Big B scary resub message can't just keep using me as a manager as a scapegoat I found something but I don't know how to pick it up oh you did that's a oh nice uh E I think oh okay got it can't pull these valves where the hell are you guys over here squeeze squee sometimes it gets so dark can't see anything mhm so there is a found a BT there's a there's a small bug small I think the bug like trying to steal your [ __ ] yeah like an animal oh there's a there's a there's oh no I'm caught in a trap jump over it the [ __ ] is this supposed to be scary I haven't been scared once well can you just hold on to your panties cuz oh there's a Bo right there oh H yeah I'll what is that where are you guys I hear something should I go come what is that noise cat's sitting very comfortable Betina turkey hat hey Marco Marco Polo did you guys go past spider webs yeah Polo I'm stuck I'm lost this where we were right dude this is hey there's a door in here scraps me too [ __ ] been there done that nailed it there's should go back to the mouth guy huh this door says use the computer to turn it on everything so is this actually computer ship I think this is a vent it's not a computer oh I screwed up my joke I think it could be a laptop I don't think it's a laptop though wait something's moving no no this the laptop huh no no something's moving hey squeak yeah screw you idiot I think we should go back over to the mouth guy cuz then we could go downstairs what what you drama sorry drama on the ship whoa loose pipesy stream the steam leaked detective I don't want to see him here this looks like a gold mine wait where where are you these caral okay I have a uh light how do I am I just talk with this okay so I think if you yeah if you grab a big thing so you can grab little things and put them in your pockets first oh no uh oh SC tr's back oh no he's cool oh can we like move this yeah let's take this back to the ship let's go back up this is oh you can we got to go back to the ship with our stuff yeah Stu yeah oh that was my yeah wait hello hello I'm going to the ship okay perfect perfect yeah yeah wait here's the exit cutie right here what where was I going right here oh what our scraps okay wow what a day's work all we got was a [ __ ] nail is there fall damage it's a screw it's a nail it's all the same to me like do you know the different like nail heads or whatever like I don't yeah Phillips flat okay well that's about it there's only two yeah I'm an got scrap to sell use a terminal to Route wait can we just leave them what do you mean it where do you put it I put I think you put it in the terminal how and then you do store there's a terminal right here QTC oh we can buy things we have 60 scrap oh wow oh Pro flashlight um use the words Buy on anything bu thank you for the oh you guys are on the ship is Doug here no I think Doug died oh Doug died on yeah he jumped off thec you can go back in and get more stuff we did too and we were fine wait how do I put this away I still haven't put my you just leave it on the floor oh how do I drop it oh uh G nice let's go get more stuff okay oh that something just landed oh what is that music what the hell what is this I have a what is this oh a flashlight flash oh that's my flash wait that's my flashlight going on did you buy a flashlight yeah oh let's go okay sick how do we turn it on oh happening we're going to go back in and get more scrap for more money more money more money oh so this like a Rog like I mean I don't know I don't even know what that means I just wanted to fit in yeah cutie where I keep getting lost way it's okay pissing me off okay we're going back in I miss the ice cream so Doug Doug is just dead yeah so if you come over here and you look down you might be able to see his body played on the floor like Peter griend from Family Guy don't okay all right let's just go get one more let's go get like one piece of scrap each and just he took the flash flashlight can I see can you see both of their body oh it's down there and it's on and then okay that's fine that sucks wait where' you go sorry I'm going to come back this way oh dark room okay let's go cuz this way had some [ __ ] and then we'll go down and get something and then we'll just High the comp be warning the autopilot ship will leave at midnight wait what time is it you have a clock in game uh outside it sh the' clock it's 10:30 maybe we go it's 10 oh wait it's 10:30 oh um how time does maybe we should just go they're saying better head back scrap okay yeah let's do it cuz we got some stuff it's dark man it is really dark I wish we had a flashlight yeah that'd be crazy if one of us would have bought one and then not [ __ ] dipped do they come back alive later yeah yeah okay I'm going to get us out of here there's a weird growling noise oh no what is that I don't know but I closed it what that was like a sandworm it closed it it closed the door but it's only closed oh it's closed okay I think we're good the boys will come back in a sec the door closes oh cool squeaks died I was the laziest employee why I can hear you Doug I was muted I thought I was M wait I'm an alive we couldn't recover your bodies yeah yeah remember when you guys could have jumped down and grabbed us if you were good co-workers that's not how that I got I got you next I thought you could stand on the edge I didn't know you'd fall the door to leave was one door one room over Doug um wait so are we in a new place now so we you can go let's see where are we um condition okay hold on I don't know how to get there's like a there's like a um a hub or something access terminal let me access this terminal my chat is saying how to do it but I'm GNA I'm gonna let you figure it out you know okay you take one word from all of their answers and put them together your chat uh store okay don't have that much money so I don't want to buy anything are we getting a new planet yeah we're taking off is this the I think we Landing oh cool new planet okay let's try to work together okay cool yeah dude wait no uh ready okay let's go okay what do you got oh there's a I think we should go to a new planet there's a Mana not like this one I don't I I didn't do anything press the button and we Rel landed is it the not like this planet I think it's the same Planet it looks different there's something running outside all right it's raining on this one it's different oh it's too late now all right it's just the architecture is exactly the same but it's just different can we kill let's just go in and grab stuff and come back out and then we'll see if we wait they have the orange like over here yeah we'll figure it out after feeds work apparently there's no doors here don't that seems like a yo KZ that I'll catch you I don't like it yes no no let's let's try to win there's no other b s you have to come to me I'll hug you okay why don't you just move slightly backwards yeah move backwards for a second there are no other paths got right I don't trust you guys you can just go around around it yeah yeah right right yeah cowards could do that okay I'm going to go through this door you guys oh who SC that's right I just drooled laughing oh my God fu idiot okay the the linen can carry another laptop here you if you right click it scans and sometimes it'll tell you if something's in a room ooh this looks like a big room did squeak Sky yeah oh my God is it cuz he jumped did he jump off the thing yeah oh my God we're not going to get through this without somebody fall damage he looked cool doing it did he just like fall silently yeah how what did that look like it just looked like him running directly at Doug and then missing and falling oh my God how come we haven't found anything yet this is wacky which makes me realize how quiet Doug is right now you got this QT I believe so maybe I don't know it kind of seems like he jump down to try to save him and then that wouldn't work oh no we can't go this way we have to go back oh we got to go over there yeah yeah uh should I jump uh do 1 2 three go oh see this is why wom please return by 2 p.m. a vote has been cast what do you mean the dead ones who voted this is so [ __ ] up dude they're dying and then they're voting to We're Never Getting okay I guess we go back I don't know what time it is though I assume it's like two oh there's something good here okay I'll take wait I got lost I can't see uh just come towards oh okay just back up just okay uh you ran past hold up how do I get so lost Marco I just H parlo what see turn turn around just turn around I can see your tank Let's Walk This Way so dark there it is okay girl parlo okay door yes okay oh my God it's already crap not letting the men drive I'm I running it's 140 this terrifying so fast I'm carrying this giant engine I'm so slow my stamina is not what it used to be get in the ship okay okay I got to climb climb my hands are full I can't climb okay uh autopilot is leaving okay great okay they're going to come back and then I guess we scan to go to a different planet did we get the money from your thing you got we should it'll tell us in a sec we GNA get lazy as employee again I think what I worked really hard so oh you didn't even get notes this time oh Doug got laziest playy you literally jumped to your death andat I was died and got that because you guys died yeah that's I'm sorry you're right we should be better okay so we're supposed to be SC guidance from the company leaders I'm scanning I feel oh okay no I mean on the ship to how do we go to a different planet chat oh scan SC sell it all at the end if you right click oh yeah how do we sell it can I have a flashlight uh using the the terminal teral he dumb ass squeaks remember when you fell down with our flashlight no as the manager I will oh perfect the company building buying at 77% I want to go there wait can we program in react how do I go to the company building I type in the company is this Unix they're saying you yeah you need to type in the ter terminal to choose an another planet to go Day Zero oh so we can sell things at the I got chicken coconut curry and I'm or and I'm sad I got it why aut pilot to Moon used the word route cuz I didn't want Curry there was no action supplied with the word okay great I can do it let's see yeah no you got it nail it store wait are to sell so we go to I gu the planet that we sell on like on Day Zero but we have one more day so we can go to so go type in moons and then and then type in they're just saying like type in the word March March I'm just saying what chat's saying oh I I missed uh I'm just throwing something out maybe we should conf all right access the inventory or shop interface are you just throwing that out from your own brain select the item to sell and then set the price if applicable I'm going to land the ship instead yeah go hey this girl on the ship has a bad attitude does anyone else think that uh what she keeps leaving leaving personal items in the bathroom ah they're in the trash but I just don't like that they're in there guys please stay together and let's not die early Doug please thank you squeeze so if you can't see the bottom of something like you know wow this ship is far away I'll do it I offer to sacrifice myself hey unrelated how do you push I do it for the company you don't need to do it for the company the company's fine the wa is the company like the name of our company I guess that sure yeah just go through these doors it's kind of nice find things that's not a button I can't press that oh this one's way more lit up yeah this is great is this the back great we can we assume that our twitch chats are the CEO and they will decide employee of the month at the end yeah I mean that seems like yeah twitch chat if I'm Employee of the Month I'll show you my [Music] boobs I am definitely recording that to HR which just squeaks sque yeah we'll take a look into it the boobs or oh turet who there's guns are you okay I am bleeding through my main arteries I repeat I have okay watching a lot of Grace Anatomy are you okay oh God we're going to need to do an idom yeah this could be but that doesn't explain the headaches wait there's there's uh there's Health in thisle and so manager are the bullets [Laughter] good I don't think that was that I don't I did that's Cy she got shot okay check this out her body as a sh move at theet still why are they still in the turet room why don't they go to a different room I don't know you're behind it I can't every time it scans me uh let me try to throw how do you always die so quick set her body what I'll do is clog it with the body oh that actually works I'm such an idiot all right it's safe now you're good oh my god um all rightly no let's let them they need money I think you need to oh my God welcome to the dead crew how do you disable [ __ ] I think we go a different way there's got to be a way to dis squeaks die she better take our bodies back squeak that oh no all of that was happening and squeaks just died why you talking just everybody's dead so maybe I'll just get like one piece of trash and then I'll take it back and then we'll call it a day maybe we can get like flash or something want to run into monster or anything okay here's a room yeah but like um we supposed to go back feel like we're not making quota no we're going to make part of quota I think one of us is supposed to maybe oh what how do we make oh key okay that's good but not actually what I want for surprising I want trash more than a key all my friends got shot this is not good for me oh we can buy a walkie-talkie so we can make comms what do we do with this key yeah that's sick oh a clown horn okay good like get the hell oh no no way I just one4 clutched us that's crazy a [ __ ] turret we just got clutched yeah damn almost got and they gave you a clown orn the clown orn activated gun that's brutal the guns are sound activated what kind of [ __ ] gun is that so true Doug okay we're going to go to the okay how do I get to the company how do I get back to sell how do I go sell chat help me we don't have anything to sell well we wait we got stuff from the other runs I think yeah but we lost it all we died oh cuz yeah we all died yeah that's okay we got to start started new can I get a I'm going to go there cuz I want to see what it looks like sque I can't say that I have strep what if I type strep into the terminal I actually have real STP it sucks do you yeah that's why I'm talking with such a low you know you never got your consoles removed no that's removed either oh can do it for you Jesus no I'm good I'm good cool let me know explain your head yeah what the the only way to fit everything in there shut up oh maybe I need to hit this button yeah reported all the HR this this is the problem with the team we're all against each other we should be on the same side this I think is where we go when we uh sell stuff yeah okay but we don't have anything which sucks but so when we're ready to sell on Day Zero we come here and then we would bring the stuff that we got and we would put it over here over here go yeah but we don't have anything because we died but so now we have to go land on moons and then come back and sell our things that we get okay perfect okay for sure this time yeah where's that Bell well let's go what is that no I don't it's fine everything's fine it's all good no he's fine he's just taking a break we got to go to the different Moon wait did you leave him say um being written up do a little bit of review with the the management bro what the hell is this game what happened I rang the bell like four times and a monster came out and killed me and grab me that's what you get for being rude to customer service workers as you have not your perance has been for Welcome to our disciplinary process uhhuh oh [ __ ] guys hello guys I'm full-time streaming I've decided to take a fulltime streaming perfect okay do we know generally what's going on now huh yeah yeah I get it now I'm taking us to a planet all right taking us to a planet let's go still a little unclear if there's fall damage but we can sort that out yeah we can figure it out squeaks did you have a did you have a timer for woohoo or were you just woohoo casually I had a timer but it also s what was your average time to finish well I'm a speed Runner so about like two seconds what is this oh oh [ __ ] ow ow oh those are bees yeah those are bees but I'll take them to hide I don't want to be oh no they're coming they're electric ow no I want can I come in they're attacking me attacking me close the door close the door out there why would you open the door because we have our teammates out Stop opening the door the teammates are out there they can run from the [Music] be see what you did guys help me are there still bees [Laughter] yeah electric leave them in the ship okay I'm taking [ __ ] oh not me hello family oh God God tell everybody I'm on my way with new friends and pumpkin places to see with the blue skies ahead yes I'm on my way and there's nowhere else that I'd rather be [Music] [Music] something there's another beehive that I'm on my way saving every step I take oh [ __ ] how do I get that where's the ship uhoh uhoh oh I didn't die [ __ ] stop there's this home base is anyone alive hello oh Jesus that seems really bad hello is is anyone alive guys are you alive oh God did the bees ever stop oh uh okay okay oh she's going to oh what was I supposed to do I don't know that you were kind of caught in between a be and a hard place damn those bees were powerful they were they were electric they were harnessing the power of like lightning I'm the laziest what do you mean you got all of them that's [ __ ] up all scra lost F enough to get right dog remember you didn't get into Davis what sorry sorry I can't hear you be where are we two days inside of our ship okay we're going to go to a different why is all the lights off oh we're playing yeah I'm GNA access the terminal real quick hold on open the door's get out there um okay so the okay um okay we're going to go to this planet and we just will find the door and then we'll go okay deal nobody get distracted by the bees oh it's dark yeah no Bees No bees okay this looks pretty why can't I hear myself FAA wait I can also hear mying us us there's bees look out for be look out look out did you close wait who closed the door why can't I hear myself why can't we all hear ourselves just I'm just kidding y'all that was me all right somebody closed the door from the inside guys over here [ __ ] idiot come guys please don't let the bees kill you please okay there's two of you there's a third one okay let's go this way don't touch the is there like limited stamina or yeah it's the thing under your body bees suck the stamina that's not true you guys realize we locked the spaceship from the inside door will open oh okay you know that or you just saying that just saying that okay all right this time for real all right okay here we got to come up with a plan here uhhuh push this button so yeah okay that what okay well okay let's all go the same direction surely that will be a good St straight Onward Christian solders marching on two let's go and then let's go this is the back the back room so that's nothing let's go back downstairs how's the little D Bo how you guys jumping just go slow oh here's the what if we put all the stuff right here can grab it and put it outside can you can you uh balance on this yellow hole no dude can you mute yourself we have oh we can't nothing in there I'm GNA go downstairs okay is that okay thank you so much for the raid uh see who it was thank you for the 100 gifted hope you had a great stream we're playing lethal company uh welcome welcome if my channel is not somehow not seen let's game it out go [ __ ] check out that channel it's fantastic thank you thank you uh I not played this before let's game it out thank you also for the raid I appreciate it oh you got a key I got a key this beeping oh don't touch that what it's a bomb that's a that's a that's a oh this would be really funny though where's squeaks squeaks what oh no no no no oh no I can't it's too okay we have to stay alive I'm sorry I'm trying to gamble content for way I have a feeling is dead the come in here let's just close the door so that he can the ball uh this door opened I don't know if it's cuz you have the key or not I want I want a flashlight so bad yeah well we got to get [ __ ] to buy you guys scanning I'm scanning like crazy I I haven't been scan what does that do um it shows you if there anything scrap in the room it'll like show you and you can grab it okay um I'm just afraid I'm going to run into a turret again oh I found a piece scrap wait where is it oh a key oh that's not scrap that's a key I thought I don't know I just have it in the inventory my key okay I don't know oh there's another bomb down here oh Greatful okay that's good I really think this squeaks is dead probably okay I passed oh watch out that's the bomb yeah go around it a little bit it explodes if you get close close to it okay oh this L stop oh see was promising I'm lost how come none of the stuff like when last time we played it there was [ __ ] everywhere are we on hard mode I don't know I'm going to be honest guys I think squeaks has been stealing from the company kitchen no I think so too that makes sense does makes sense um this is a lot of different directions to go I've sneeze oh I found a chair wait you want take this uh can you pick it up I see I'm better oh well then oh maybe there's something o there's a I got a did I get a yield sign cool I feel like the scanning thing like does nothing you know yeah it's supposed to more I don't want to do that went up the fire exit on accident I'm lost um oh there you are yeah I'm right here where I have here oh yeah don't oh perfect let's go to this way maybe what way um here's the problem if we find anything we're going to be too far away to bring it back to the that's the fire exit I was just at where you can scroll through and get rid of stuff like put you know you can carry four things right I mean I'm not going to be able to find the way out if we find it yeah I keep going in CES um let's I don't hear Doug anymore either oh here's a air horn I grab this air horn where are you oh and here's another air horn Marco horns what the [ __ ] sound I can't find youing do you hear the moaning air horn yeah I'm getting closer for sure yeah I think you're did you go up oh I was just about to go up do you not go up did you go down oh there Doug just go towards the moaning air horn where'd you get that in here there's another one where dude my scanner doesn't show [ __ ] I've been in this room 12 times okay I got stuff I think we should leave we got like three or four things right um yeah let's just look in this room and then we can try to figure out how to get out squeaks is definitely dead right yeah okay oh yeah that goes down to nothing big okay yeah let's try to make our way out and hopefully we that sounds loud like loud stepping oh oh um uh uh maybe can you turn that on again oh no I didn't do that yeah Doug Doug can you go to the door is there can you did you turn the light off yeah hold on okay so there was okay oh there we go yeah so where did he go that was a horrible time to turn the light off I'm just going to say how about this way okay yeah you just guide us back to okay this is no this is where I was something sounds like it's chasing us oh oh there's a there's a thing so I'm going to just move forward oh Jesus you dumb [ __ ] you Wen expecting me to jump did it eat cutie no I'm good get me the [ __ ] out of here um let's just go up let's just go up let's just go up let's just go up where' the fire exit go um oh no oh yeah that's right there was a fire exit uh here okay we came in this way we came down right I don't remember pretty sure we came down pretty sure we came down oh I'm dead hey cutie that little what the hell it did that that it was a monster I died to the same monster wait Doug Doug died yeah she's got a blow the repellent air horn oh my god oh the air horn oh cuz the monster would have died from the fall damage that was good it's like deny your hero we had so much [ __ ] turned around and I saw it carrying your body good J okay listen that was our practice now we that was a pretty good one other than the fact that we all died yes we nothing at all it wasn't good it was just longer at all I mean sometimes we learned a lot yeah okay I'm going to take us to another planet yeah do we do we have any money I don't think we have any money we don't have [ __ ] the only money we ever had squeaks spent on a flashlight that then he lost okay don't I tried I'm still mad about it something no it was it was expensive too I'm sorry you're right I'm gonna because I can okay hold on you'll be sorry when I run away mission's hum no I won't steing with you'll come back because you forgot your shoes and you forgot it's cold outside yeah true okay I'm taking us to another FL another planet what do you mean my chat said my chat said don't stare at the monster for more than 4 seconds but I don't feel like I looked at it for more than 4 seconds I didn't I saw it running away with your limp body yeah it got you from behind I don't think that's correct they might be talking about like Endermen or something oh how do we turn on the lights um they said there's a light switch like around here flashlights yeah but I need a light for my light a coil a light for your light I don't know where the hell I'm clicking all the buttons I'm going to land the ship and then we can use the light ique just use echolocation like a bat yeah okay so here's what we're going to do going to we're not going to get too ambitious God there's [ __ ] bees dude okay it's fine we don't need to look what you did the don't touch the hi okay but until we're back and then we grab that boy we get in yeah that Hive is worth so much money is it 144 oh my God make the honey we make the money am I right yeah you're right 2011 you're right okay where is the front door door there is literally everywhere oh my God they're at the back of our ship too yeah this is really frecked up you just ran through them oh okay tuna I'll insulin I'll sacrifice myself to the Beast no you don't need to sacrifice yourself dog nobody has to do that let me see the front door I just want everybody to think I'm cool creature data sent to terminal yeah the traditional sign of of coolness yeah that's right hello world that's cool Doug that's really cool stuff SC outside find our way back to the ship no no we will I have a great sense of direction if you scan it says where the what is that a oh it's bees careful bees oh my God Birds it turns out they're Locust oh found it this way oh nice that's fine they're peaceful did you call us chat no did you say this way chat this way no yeah I think you did do that no I didn't I'm not trolling you see surely the door's got to be over here it's underneath your little body it's that orange thing okay found the door when you say little body I feel like that's like I well if you have a big body I'll call a big body wait can I have a fortnite build uh oh sorry we've got a child with polio here okay there's nothing up there squeak I think for the Future run you should stay behind in the iron BL I found a remote wait found a what a remote oh I found a remote what the oh you [ __ ] that's cool I found it use remote what do button do I'm going to go this way is this just an empty room wait I'm scar wait there're scream I hear screams in the distance my God where are you sacrificing you don't need to sacrifice yourself just kidding what if there's a gun Doug where' you go what's going on down here downstairs stay downstairs with me yeah I'm right here I'm right here okay on the right I found another key right here right here yay oh that's is that one of you please say it is oh dude this a prank there's a camera all over she got oh my God I found a plastic fish oh it's funny oh right scanning forget about that okay maybe once we each get one thing we take it that's bad there's a thing and it's bad oh a Shinigami yeah that's in there yeah what are you jumping around for my think he's gone now maybe maybe he's I fell but I'm alive oh it's right there see it eyeballs see it see it eyeballs look at it don't look at it don't look at it don't look at it don't look at it don't look at it don't look at it at I use the key oh wait can I go home did something kill me or what happened there why did you open the door it's in there dude Saks is [Music] crying dude we can never find our way back to the boat oh goost squeaks no shot he knows where he's going was that squeaks breathing or was that his character breathing surely I won't die to these I'm not leaving them behind they're going to come back anyway I now have to find my way back new creature data sent to terminal all right what that hey thank you the the morrow for the Prime thank you the moro for the prime guys I need a different headset these Apple airpods hurt my ear so bad look at that it hurts so bad how do you like that that's good wait look at all that [ __ ] he just got us wait that's so good blo don't say blammo after that and I'm all alone now lock the door wait should I get the hive yeah get the hive you should probably wait for friend how do I do that uh let's take a look see how I man the cameras yeah my ears hurt so bad thank you for that sub oh Sam there's a oh okay um welcome there yep there's a the bug was not friendly sad there's a bad guy in the room wait Sak is just in the ship yeah well he brought three things back white button left side of the screen oh that's me cutie is cutie even alive wow uh Doug Doug is dead okay wait so I got all these items and my team is all dead wow squeaks is talking [ __ ] don't tell Doug this but like Doug's a bozo straight up a bozo I don't want to start streamer drama or anything but Doug's a total Bozo going I am going yeah I'm on the ship okay I have stuff and then we can go and died I hope if they don't get a hive I'm going to be pissed go get a hive get the Beehive get a hive squeaks you know better squeaks we'll get some money we'll get a lot of money The Hive was worth 144 let's go yeah yeah go squeeze we go yeah um it's already gone we're already gone no worries no worries no Bees Sam such a [ __ ] you car look what I can do what you oh good dance thank you that's like the Donald Trump Dan why do I keep getting the laziest puring since all right so I nobly sacrifice myself for you sque and you don't even get the Beehive yeah I'm pissed Sam what do you mean Sam I called you a [ __ ] yeah that's fair but I got a hub and a key yeah but we didn't get a to the compy full freaking everything a QT stream is always a great way to end a day no cuz it's Day Zero so I'm taking us to the company and we're going to sell this [ __ ] okay right all right and I'm going to get a glass of water in real life I'm buying a flou light I can't afford it okay I've been 5050 on making it back to the ship alive I I want to end this on a positive win ratio there you go hey come here quit no Doug's not quitting come here no no no of course not yeah what's up ring the bell three times for me oh trust me trust me wait what they're floating I can't sell the it say 100% it's glitched maybe maybe you have to take stuff and then put more stuff on don't drop it you have to hit e on that oh 100% okay now hit it and then we oh get away maybe we hit it one more time try one more time no yo chill he did it oo yummy did we get money for that yeah we're rich oo do we have anything else I think we can all buy flashlights is squeak's already buying stuff how did I know oh God damn it sque no we got to go on this together we did it squeaks buy me something us all flashlights how do I get my flashlight if we there's a the ice cream thing lands over here go over there way think right chat only we can get a radio and one person can stay on the okay I got a flashlight you guys get flashlight for everybody no he just got himself [ __ ] you flashlight for the ladies no you know what hard it is for me to walk over there with my whole uterus 7% up dude Flashlight by bad news I just news I got you can't just say you have iron lung dude bye how I talk now it's even a voice changer you sound like a tick tocker what sound like you're my voice in the Vlog Squad sound like on Instagram hey guys up yeah isn't iron lung the treatment for the disease and not the actual disease who else needs a flashlight no I do go ahead Doug look I don't know what they do to the cows in Davis but Berkeley you put a human in an iron lung to treat polio yeah but you get iron lung not correct yeah but it feels right yeah but it's wrong yo the ice cream's here I bought us all flashlight don't get our flashlights what was going to go flash I bought us walkie-talkies how many gifted subs for you to get breast implants don't look at me with your hel no hold on this could be our datey what else can I buy like we go I have a walkie-talkie guys I bought us walkie-talkies and flashlights so there's a there's a a screen on the ship and it tells us where the monsters are so one person can stay on the ship and the other I got us all walkie talk a walkie talkie wait I didn't get a flashlight there's I only saw here you can have here you can have that one how do I pick up the walkie how do I pick up the flashlight oh [ __ ] uh dude drink to line it up so funny do we need another flashlight I could buy another one what else is there to buyon drop a decorations okay can me hello no I think so wait for me a power oh no sorry I thought this was C hey okay everybody's in the ship right yeah able to Route the ship currently it must be in orbit around a Mo to route an autopilot use the main lever at the front desk to enter okay start ship 100 GI Subs what 200 gift sub for what and I have one uh for squeeze for breast implants 100 gifted Subs you only have to do one how come I can't hear squeaks I can't hear squeaks either is he talking I don't hear him is he dead oh quota reach hello hi hi squee hi sorry I'm getting tea oh okay I'm taking us to guys please be patient with me he's got St yeah I got strep throat can you hear it I didn't type the voice of someone with like an old stream can you can charge your batteries over here I don't mean that as a compliment you sound exactly the same as St thread yeah shut up okay we're going to Planet Assurance we've got walkie-talkies we've got flashlights we've got how do we use a walkie-talkie so one person can stay on and one person can go and if you come over to this little thing it shows you where each person is and you can like watch for Monsters so one person could stay on and I got yeah cool like roof so if there's any monsters coming towards us then tell us no exactly yeah I got it can you guys hear me y we got you uh you guys are clear right now copy copy over and out no no thank you Bravo could you point us the direction the main it's a little late for coffee uh Roger preparing some thrat how do I change this how do I change what I'm looking at switch cam I wish there was a button so you could see where you're pointing oh that's not good oh oh I see it says who it is he just keeps saying over and out I'm gonna watch Sam because I think she has she's going to be the most adventurous uh it seems as though you guys are lost copy copy we are lost Al team Bravo USS the main entrance over now uh it doesn't show me the main entrance Roger Roger we will continue running around damage is on over and Sam lagg found a large building over somebody should try touching the bees Sam is being attacked by over o is Sam dead is that what that means Sam is inside over and out go towards her go towards over and out over and out can we get a report of Doug if Doug's alive over uh over and out let me check over now Doug Doug seems to be alive he's just outside somewhere over over don't look at it okay over and out I found it uh there are [Laughter] bees HQ where do I go to meet up with the others over now uh you got to go inside Roger Roger samem Doug iside over Sam I lost Sam there's a monster that way I'm not actually sure if we have to say over and out if we can look directly at each other over and out yeah I like this more uh Sam is alive but she there's lots of monsters by you Sam so I just learned that I've had a walkie-talkie this whole time we got booze for the party over and out uh Hey guys there's a monster coming behind you Sam monster okay it's a bug it's a bug hey I'm going to need tweetle D and tweetle dum to stop uh taking up the uh the air time what over welcome Miss aines it's about 76° going to be landing be long Sam there's loot in the room straight ahead on the stairs Rubik's Cube and remot um increased levels of radiation I don't know what that means over and out there's radiation over um Sam you might want to head back with what you have let me check on the boys uh HQ is radiation good over and out uh not good not good squeaks there is two loots in the room you're in okay how do I get out over you're breaking up okay is that you over out sque I need confirmation sque are you dead uh that is not squeaks Doug dug but there's loot right behind you or now you're staring at it there you go uh two loots in that room that you guys are both in squeaks and Doug duug over and out we've been stashing over and out we have three we're going to need a full Pair of Hands over and out I feel like you should bring it to the ship now it looks like Doug is going aall losing his composure over over and out are we do you think we should get more over and out or head back with the current Hall I have current Hall but I'm trying to get out over and out you should head back because there's monsters a bruin I'm trying to figure out how to get you got to be better at not getting lost over okay no you're talking do not go in that room Doug I can't hear you because of squeak over now co-pilot to shut the [ __ ] up how do they get out we're going be heading into San Francisco Airport just a few minutes how do I help them find their way back Doug Doug has found his way back he's on the way back to the ship nice work uh squeaks you should follow where he went and grab that stuff in that room all right squeaks has found his way out congratulations okay I'm trying to I'm trying to get out did I go up or down don't know ping overing over out what direction do I go the direction I'm currently facing or this one for one or two uh it does not give me that information I have walked past the same jar pickles like six times oh I think you were close Sam uh if you go to your left other way way turn around okay now go down uh no hey what are you do oh boy I don't know how to get Sam out of here yeah just she's a lost cause I'm not even going to over she's just like I don't even know where she went she's on like another realm it doesn't show yeah she's dead let's go she's totally Dead made it hey what's up should we go rescue Sam or just let her die uh I am still in and I'm trying to figure out how to get out I don't know how to help her maybe maybe we have an exciting offer for you the new iron lung reward card you get up to 3% off all fure flights I don't want that uh warning everyone it is have you stoping in walkie talkie over a her over seems different I think I've made it's 9:00 we have to be out by midnight out by what time midnight and it's 9:00 I I've made progress you know what I'll do it I'll sacrifice myself to find Sam I think there something after we don't even need to talk to the walkie talkie need you to saf there's nothing after you Sam hear me out there are B get the Beehive I think it's time to get the Beehive how do really quick I don't know oh don't go that way Sam turn around go back there's a monster in there oh man you are [ __ ] no don't say that uh you're you're fine okay thank you over somebody said the bees are ,000 dead end over huh yeah it looks like you're going to have to go past a monster to get out if I'm being honest over [ __ ] maybe just keep going yeah there's monsters as soon as you walk into that room there's monsters so just run oh you actually did a good job oh yeah no you got go back there's monsters in there where's the light remember Sam they're more afraid of you than you are of them over and out I don't I don't think that's true okay do I go up or down that's what Steve Irwin said nothing ever happened to no I go up I oh there's a monster chasing you you're dead where got coup oh hey that's nice have to go up I don't know how to help her the bugs and they are not nice he grab some stuff and maybe I could use that wow the stuff they have a whole pile those bugs are impressive uh those bugs are impressive they have a whole Treasure Chest it seems yeah that's good they grabbed some treasure so then they're not on my dick right now too soon Steve died like 15 years ago we're allowed to joke about it dog dog's making jokes about St soon that and if 911 is chill now Steve is Chill I don't believe 911 is Chill I would like to make that uh statement 911 is not chill this is talking me me just clarify okay go ahead you guys are leaving I have so much no it's you guys are when did you guys decide to leave it hit midnight it hit midnight over and out o me out this time damn great work everybody hey hey great job that's good job we got a huge loot we just lost one for so much money guys I had a Rubik's Cube yeah but you could get out I'll be honest the map isn't really helpful am my I don't think yeah okay do you guys want to go to uh March or a you want to go to a flooded planet or an eclipsed Planet Eclipse uh everybody remember to charge your walkie-talkies over and out oh hey oh yeah true it's my turn hey hey I lost my stuff because I died this part don't say you died Sam you honorably sacrificed yourself for the team I got my ass eaten by a bug honor wait Doug was talking about Steve Rowan in 911 I'm sorry to cut you off go ahead Doug he know we didn't mean to cut off your rant what was what were you saying I have you guys heard about what's going on in um go ahead York we back the Great Barrier reap there are Sting Ray there oh no oh God population abandoned conditions humid rough terrain hard level C wait wait does is the higher level mean there's more Hazard or less this seems bad already uh is animal or a tree oh that's an animal okay I don't the forest he you guys left I don't like that I've been consumed I'm being consumed e thank you for the noble sacrifice Sam thanks to your heroism we just might get through this guys he's on our ship oh [ __ ] guys he's chasing me guys help and I don't think she has a walkie talkie oh how did she I drowned it oh okay dog is alone in the ship understand all dead I'll I'll sit here for as long as talking to us on the walkie-talkie oh [ __ ] he said I'll sit here until they get back oh no he's going to be there forever all right I'm just kidding I know you guys are dead all right let's uh I guess I'll sacrifice stream sniping beehive you guys want to vote to leave gu get the Beehive get the Beehive get the Beehive dude he's being chased he need none of us know how we none of us can beat waterbob okay um oh yeah you died you could have just took taken off we would have respawn yeah GH now we lost all our money we lost damn it wait what would you just lose everything why was there a giant directly outside of the house he SP us when we wereing how do you swim how did I get lazy as employee I was alive for two seconds all right back to the basics you don't you can't swim oh my God wait we don't even have a flashlight oh one day okay we got to really we got to really do some work here okay I won't let you down okay yes ma'am okay we're going to come up with a plan and the plan is I have a plan simple okay what's your plan I think our chaotic and I don't I don't want to call anybody out okay yeah so is your plan to come up with a plan no no no what's the plan Doug we we can only say one word that's not just thinking of mad no that's a good plan okay I'm saying the whole time we pick one word that's all we're allowed to say's STP okay strap once we leave here all we can say is STP and I think it'll simplify the communication we'll work more efficiently ready St so like all of us can only see strap strap strap okay strap strap oh I don't have a walkie talkie you said this a strap you're saying other words Tu strap strap [Music] wait for stra oh strap uh strap what QTC heart what the [ __ ] oh there a way to like heal I feel like I don't have to say strap cuz they're inside but soon I'll have to say strap is there a way to heal STP STP trap strap stra strap strap strap strip [ __ ] uhoh oh I'm lost uh uh STP chat help me where do I okay that's what I jumped onto so is it this way because I was on right and then oh my God wait I'm amazing oh my God wait that was so much closer wait I'm amazing wait they didn't make it back but I can't heal in here are they alive how do I find the button seeand howwi much squeaks oh everyone's alive unless that means she's not alive cuz she's not moving I don't think she's alive oh wow yo strap strap [Music] strap strap I think they're lost strap hey guys strap strap strap it's over here strap strap strap strap strap strap strap stra [Music] stra strap strap strap strap St what done I brought a thing R is there a way to heal uh you're breaking the rules that everybody is clearly sorry no I was talking to squeaks oh strip I don't jump I'm going to go get something I'm a going back in no I'm not oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me up guys guys strap uh we should go we should strap where's Sam there's something out there oh is Sam dead he died from stress he's fully in her sleep of strep throat there's something outside can we leave I don't know how to leave know how to leave don't does anyone know how to leave maybe it start ship leave click Start ship uh let's do it home oh thank God good work everybody oh did you do it great job wait did we just some of our loot just went out the window what uh we have isn't this what we had we only had three things that's what I brought I brought the big thing okay why was Sam the most profitable yeah she didn't bring anything back that said squeaks that said squeaks I'm the laziest oh and I have recovered from my death from strp look I want to force us to do that again but that was the most profitable run we had yeah yeah that was good everybody had a that was great okay now we're going sell [ __ ] yeah really a joke that doesn't overstate it's welcome no no never got old what kind of stuff can we get from the store that we definitely can't afford but I'm just curious all I know of is flashlights and walking radar booster extension ladder a jetpack jet gun we have guns we can get guns if we save up enough money we just have to bring all this [ __ ] into that you guys already grabbed everything y nice look at him go there sails a toilet yeah what would we do with a toilet run I'll be the hero yeah be the hero myo nice okay we are going to get money so much $65 let's go that'll do something does every flashlight the flashlight cost I have a flashlight it's pretty cheap I think yeah it is Che how do I get three did I say three flashl oh we want a teleporter oh true the teleporter just puts you in the thing yeah I got three flashlights can you afford a teleporter probably not now Apparently that is under our quota where do we see that did you guys take off no not yet don't started the ship flying away goodbye here we go into space good luck down there over and out oh I a new toilet is important it will keep Pooh from flooding your ship poo floods our ship you guys I bought flashlights we didn't pick it up oh pretty sure it doesn't matter because we are about to are we going to get eject ja as you have not the your performance [Music] has here I'm going to dance it out I'm going to dance it out guys we suck at this game remember me save the world we didn't do good no we didn't did B we're not good at this game okay we can give it one solid calculated try he's got solid calculated try I'm going to buy us I'm going to take us to Insurance okay confirm then once we get there I'm going to buy us flashlights hog confirm amount one I want amount four yeah confirm okay I got one flashlight oh flashlight three confirm okay you could just what what are you doing so I think maybe there will be flashlights on this planet did you guys get the flashlights oh not yet they'll probably be on this planet surely surely pumpkin planet is that what it said that's where I'm from I just eat pumpkins what does that mean for us we can make pumpkin pie I don't want to do that I'm coming stupid idea yeah why would you say that yeah so dumb tell everybody I'm on my way with new friends and new places to see Good Times ahead yes I'm on my way and there's no [Music] no where else I'd rather be okay okay bit steep okay figure out how to get over to the main entrance which is over there we can jump down and then back up be careful jumping I almost died okay is that squeaks I think we can Sur this one do it do like yeah go I it won't get you anywhere once you go down there oh nice what do you mean here you're super far away I know but I thought that would like oh here I am right behind you huh oh I have a hard time finding my hand okay I think me thinks oh oh not like this I think I can go can I jump oh [ __ ] I lived oh my God okay they made that look so much more complicated than it was that's don't go that way do wait why is my battery going down I turn off okay okay I'll do it we don't I'll saf nobody need to do it okay it's okay it's disabled you're good you're good okay I'm in this room over here don't say this room how does that help us [ __ ] all right there's a turret right there yeah there's a turret over there I found an egg beater uh looks like the turret's disabled you guys should be good now no once you walk past it it goes live yeah no you're all good dude which you is it did you disable it or did you just say that I'm at this so you didn't disable it you just okay well that's not I'm just going to go ahead and take these things to the sh what time for us ladies to shine am I right all boys do is is lie uh this is okay this we this is nothing well I guess we can go back to the Tet oh [ __ ] okay we can go to the right of it so have so little stamina because they're so I'm trying to get out I have all my stuff oh I found a key you know where the exit is no wait Doug Doug let's go back to that room I have a key now wait what I have a key we can go back to that room o apparently we can carry his body oh apparently we can carry his body uh to the ship and get stuff for it oh okay cool um I've got booze I've got a full arm I can figure out how yeah I can't tell where you are in relation to me but that's fine here wait I got a door unlocked I'm cool oh [ __ ] me never mind oh my flashlight died it's an empty door sh my flashlight I gra how did I get out well don't laugh just die I just really I really just get shot oh no I thought I could get the no that was my bad okay DG we got to get just grab the stuff that they had and then let's get out that was my bad inventory is already full how much is a flashlight worth my is full too my inventory is full so let's just get out is it worth more or less than booze I don't know but let's just leave and then we'll come back in I bet it's worth have to figure out how to get out there's these little bugs and they won oh [ __ ] I think I broke the Boost the my [ __ ] no how are they getting one4 by a turret again all three of all by the same turret this guy's doing aut you are you the one skittering around like a mouse silently uh oh so toast it's the bugs they want our stuff I've got to save the booze I just we just need to get out it's hard to get out it's so hard to get out I wish they had I wish they had glow sticks lose my mind that I'm jumping over it it's oh it's it's here it comes here it is he lived that turret is okay so I'm I need to go to the right of it that's where we came from wait so bad okay so we came from down there so I run that way who he talking to I don't I think he's just monolog this this way okay I can go I can go okay there are bugs exit that's the exit that's not the exit no the exit dude we got to start leaving like a trail f i yeah we need like a breadcrumb situation do they have can we buy breadcrumbs I don't think so but we can buy a toilet that's fire I can make it that's where we take [ __ ] oh this is crazy of him this is bad can't what he's going for a I don't yeah um SP okay going and now I go safely to the ground wow is anybody alive no no it's not any of us you just take well okay once he gets on the ship we can vote to make the ship leave I think it's past this pretty sure it's past this I think it's over here what a hero he is [ __ ] money for real I thought he was toast yeah no that's a different streamer oh he's a disguise I can barely tell dude it's always been awkward with my parents what I remember one time I was like really nauseous and my parents there was like a what is it called the thing you put in your [Music] ass where did this come from well I'm not able to talk about it normally guys around uh not a eucalypticola it was um suppository it was massive and I was like I was [ __ ] like 15 but I was like had a horrible flu are they alive nope oh I think I just got to go do I have time to gra no please don't leave the ship please don't leave the sh please don't leave the no please don't leave the ship oh Doug no please all right we're going go back for their stuff don't do that where do I see the time hold on I can actually go back and get a shitload of money I know where the body is they have a ton of stuff oh D just press the button be a coward it's just like dude when I get because like she's a doctor so it is fine it's just it's just weird to like have because you have a parent who's like qualified to do that stuff as a medical profession it's still it's still uncomfortable you know and that's the problem like whenever I have these medical issues like do I tell my parents and then make Christmas awkward or do I just [ __ ] like never bring it up and go take the time to go to a PCV something oh hey what's up what's up how's it going what were you doing when did you go hi everybody's I thought was alive and then like immediately after everybody else died oh wait we're rich well how much is beer worth uh wait put it in the clock $44 hey okay act actual question want to go sell [ __ ] do you want to sell [ __ ] or do you want to go to another Moon and then sell [ __ ] I I lost let's go to another Moon sh we don't need it right now do we have enough for a flashlight um I can't put anything cheap you have to hold e oh [ __ ] so I dumped like do it with this so we want to sell stuff or we want to go to I don't know yeah it just doesn't work let's go to another Moon okay get more strap scrap okay so we're going to go get more stuff and then we go sell it yeah perfect this a good run that was pretty good was great that was really really good dude we had so much stuff why do I always get laziest crew member I feel like I'm working really hard you are working hard don't listen to the when you threw your body in front of the turret for squeaks was already dead that was powerful okay where is the main entrance I do not think it's this way no this seems like a bad idea oh we lost squeaks all if you car a de don't wait oh you just hey not saying anything I'm shy I have strep throat sorry what the [ __ ] do you want to hear is it terminal we're going to find out had it for three days if you want my mom can take care of you no I don't I've heard about your medical little monologue I'm not interested does the strep throat affect your uh your love making look I uh yeah oh no I don't know exactly what medicine in my bathroom cabinet is a suppository but we'll put it in there and find out we'll do a trial and error put my light savings into doubting how dare you okay I'm getting good at this game you're improving here okay who is this is this dog me oh nice kitty let's go I'm gonna get stuff I'm gonna get stuff I'm not a get going to get most lazy employee in here holy macaroni scan scan scan scan I'm not afraid of no ghosts buts I'm not going to crack any cases dude what is that did you hear that you hear that I don't know what you're talking about there's a little girl giggling sounds like a you problem I'm watching you what I know what you've been doing ooh you can't hide from me I'm always here even when you're asleep hi guys thank you so wait a minut what are you doing [ __ ] off Mona what the hell you guys got weird Hobbies I'll say it a plug at the end of the YouTube video rest is such a um guys there's like a jellyfish or something in yeah a jelly I got stung I'm lit those are harm you're fine no I got actually injured in the other room you need me to pee on you should I go back with this whoa you okay we have to go this way or through the jellyfish room 2% national average of 6% I vote that way wait where's the door it's right here right I think we have to go through this door but that I'm going to leave that so I can walk around yeah should we maybe okay should we leave it like out okay that seems bad though dude that seems bad can we just let it out the front Maybe wait all okay I will sacrifice myself here thank you okay great you do that and I'll go wait you're fine just get a towel oh just slowly chases you oh it's coming after me he's fine I'm going to go downstairs oh I found a thingy drop no is [ __ ] off um okay I found another thing and I put it next to the gelatin C Jello [ __ ] yum guys I'm not cracking cases right now I'm trying to get it down the hallway oh I can't jump and run that way there really is like nowhere to go we got to go through the jello I guess I drawing the jellyfish down the hallway does it hurt oh I haven't touched it try a little bit just put your toe in like a little like for a treat like a treat for it's fine I'm in it yeah no it's not no it's not feel like if I continue walking I'll find it okay okay which way is the ship chat all right we should have locked it in the other side of the we should have locked it in the other side of the ship okay where's zero where's that way up okay that's what happens when you sink in the and you don't come in the sink oh my God where in the world is this setup it's at my house oh they're taking my body quick they threw me that's not nice it looked like he dropped the alcohol in like depression no I'm taking cue's body I threw it down and I'm going to throw this down and then we're just going to take everything to the ship and then we'll just there shouldn't be two dead bodies wait grab body [ __ ] just grab her body and take it to the ship yeah I'll get I'll get the body uh we'll find wait why are there so many dead bodies okay she's so Wiggly where is our ship got to be over here right saying that we were really lucky for not dying just then yeah where is our ship what is that noise oh that seems bad okay let's R I'm going to die save yourself save yourself oh my God where is the ship where's the ship dude can't I jump I'm trying to jump there we go I'm trying to scan and the shit's not anywhere and I can't the ship's over here oh okay cool oh we're all alive okay cool it's over here how come I can't see it on my scanner I don't know it's weird oh yeah ship yeah ship forgot that that's a feature in this game scanning wait they should get so much money where is it it's here in this crevice what I don't like the way he said crevice I'll say it that's I don't like his tone this is a sewage tank dude did you think this was our ship no no use that ship as depository I found it oh here we go oh here's a ship here's a ship I found it I found it do I like how squeak says anything no good point all right look at all okay okay well she was worth five uh money that's it I mean I'm glad that we brought her peace yeah maybe okay okay do we go back in and get more yes what is that I Clos the door I think it's time to leave now let take off yep let's go guys I'll do it I'll sacrifice you don't have to do that dude oh let's go oh I don't know dude you really wanted to sacrifice yourself you know what you're right get back out there and fight the good fight yo good round hey good job everybody laziest employe well hey that was crazy when the stuff did that huh yeah that was when you stepped in it one day jellyish okay we're going to another planet and then we're going to the company and then we are done and win maybe easy we're going to go to uh do you guys want to go to an easy planet or a hard Planet hard let's go to hard I think we're dine ready wait can we get flashlights too balance could not afford these items what we're broke need to pay the cost oh I have to pay money can we go sell before we go to the uh we can yeah oh charge let's go okay we go hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog oh selling cost a de by the way yeah oh so well that's the thing is we should have gone to another planet and then sold everything yeah well why' you listen to squeaks I don't know I didn't what do you mean huh yeah don't listen so if we go get more stuff is there even a point well we're going to die unless I think we'll hit 130 with this maybe oh easily yeah 77% of the value if you sell before Day Zero oh wait don't we have alcohol what have all of our alcohol I put it up there1 yeah we're good we're good stop I'm scared feel like bro take it toay money to go to okay we got it we're good yeah we got it we got it wait we didn't get a payche check for that one oh we did we been Titan yet I don't think so all right well I'll do it I'll sacrifice myself don't sacrifice yourself you don't need to dude wait did we order flashlights I don't think we bought anything oh yeah yeah let's do that and walkie-talkies let's go in wait no but then we T maybe what if we a torter only only flashlight only spend $50 is there money for torter off teleporter is only onlyl uh romantic table do you guys want a romantic table I would like a pink suit we I can compensate you with a cable no CP teleporter is too expensive we're too poor I know sorry I got flashlights I brought them all oh W this is big for us okay here you go all right ready party thank you thank you thank you all let's go let's get out of here all right astronauts we're going to be heading off to the planet of Titan the weather is currently foggy and here we go okay unable to Route the ship it must be an orbit around the Moon to Route the autopilot use the main lever at the front okay wait where's Doug dog he died how not even on a Doug he's not dead oh dude oh bye Doug yikes that's really no that is sucks oh here he is was he here hey what's up guys okay so we got to find because he died that cost us $24 we got our qu though that's good we're good profit qua let's go I have to pay to go on those big planet wait by the way this game is good this game is yeah this is crazy for one guy made this it's insane yeah Doug dog your flashlights in here oh oh yeah yeah did you change my name in your tag again Doug why don't we stay focused on the mission Sam you can't my name is a a sandwich Are We There Yet right all right open up where we going check your primes hey no no selfpromo that's again s m w t c h no no no self sorry I got this smell again I fell tomorrow I'll be streaming woohoo in every Sims game I don't want to do that this one's this is this is my map if there's any bees here I'm going to scream what's the buzz I don't like that no if there's any bees here we all grab a hive and we see who lasts oh yeah stupid idea silly it silly of me I didn't mean it bro okay I might have gone the wrong way what the this thing oh there's be this thing is so far away from literally everything no one else is here for sure right guys um oh I'm here oh nice wait where are you um this is a little bit dangerous this is far away that was so far away did the boys get in here yet no way they're definitely lost there's no way they did they're not smart enough for that oh I found a there's a bomb back there this way okay I see anytin I'm going okay yeah let just bombed Elmen I hate the empty rooms did I come from there I don't know where I came from I have my pockets are already full what we're loaded I'm cooking actually I'm just going to pile everything by the front door right here because then if I die you know what I mean yeah I'll do that too cuz chances are let's be honest increase levels of radiation what that means I don't either oh there's a bomb down there yeah I've been in that room I feel like the boys haven't even made it inside yet they're still [ __ ] off in the desert yeah I think so too this look new what the hell this place is so impossible seriously okay oh that was creepy noise I might just take a load back wait where did her stuff go wait did she leave no I'm just going to take a load back because I'll be honest I can't find anything and I'm going to get lost and we might as well make some money so okay I'll see if the boys are alive okay I weigh 42 pounds right now oh [ __ ] I got turn my flashlight off oh I'm slow I feel the boys are dead bro I'm not going to be able to find the way back are you serious oh boy this was the furthest away thing in the whole wide world oh oh bees I don't think I'm in the right place I wish there was a map cuz sometimes you just get so freaking lost let me just triple check scan all the way around okay yep confirmed I'm lost tell everybody I'm on my way new friends and new place is this the end of the map to see with the good sky [Music] [Music] ra I'm running out of time it's going to be night time and that's when stuff gets creepy what is fuing [ __ ] dog where are you oh I'm up here hey did you grabb the stuff that was by the door yeah big okay that's great where is the ship I can't either I've scanned everywhere I also can't find it Well I came from that way oh [ __ ] I fell I no Marco I don't know where to [ __ ] go there's like quick sand over here oh uh don't step in it so just walk where I'm walking right there how the [ __ ] is the ship gone I don't know it's a ship we went out the same way we went in and I'm so oh no oh no oh no what no there's quick sand down there oh Ian go down there down there that's not that's not a good place to be oh no okay bro come on Beast wait is that it I found it [Music] Sam you think she can hear [Music] that hopefully she can hear [Music] that that noise sounds ominous hello ship where's your entrance oh hello don't mind me I'll just store my items oh not that I need that oh [ __ ] great and Sim is she dead oh um [Music] uh oh how did she die how is Doug Doug most profitable how are you most profitable you died I'm pretty good I heard your a and I fell in sand oh so yeah I quick sanded instantly I didn't even expl you guys want to buy stuff we have two days left so we can buy stuff no let's let's sell all at the last day okay great we only got three buy stuff with it no okay wait do we still have money from the first sell yeah we should get a couple we should get some flashlights oh I have I didn't die some of the planets cost money to go to and we're just too broke well that's squeak's fault yeah why flashlights um on me okay we're going to experimentation Planet experimentation Planet y Planet oh yep all right it's raining man it is hallelujah it's raining men amen no no it's raining water oh so I like that better kind of it's weird they liquefied the men finally finally we've liquified the [Music] men oh that's nice wait this one's close's up here huh there's a door up here yeah I know it's awesome Oh I thought you said it was locked first the liquefied men now this oh kind whoa she's already finding stuff that's a wall wait all these are fake walls or fake doors yeah there's only one side can we break it really really dark like more dark than you don't worry all right if it's this dark everybody just be careful focused no distractions no distractions I can't see anybody hey let's focus don't get distracted get out of my way I found key I stopped the air Valley oh hey you guys get flashlights why Doug why did you raid me can we stay focused we from terminal okay oh I forgot to charge my flashlight I have oh I found nothing never mind this place is empty man I know and there's a bunch of doors that are like [ __ ] off on the game I can't see yeah that's what I'm saying it's really steaming okay I turn it off I literally did on you know what you know what I take back my R send the back that's me in the corner that's me in the spot hey how do we get in here you when you're live yeah what a silly thing you're just leaving no no I'm not I'm not better not what the hell I can't believe I sent my viewers to a criminal I can't push that button right how do I do it this A Buton button can I push anything there hello guys this map is stupid I'm lost yeah should we just go yeah I think I think we go back and find another place or or we just look for I'm going to grab this yeah we grab the the stop light and then we oh beer that's fine that's fine it doesn't matter we're the beer we're a team we're Team wait wait does anybody have a key wait there's stuff down here I had a key and then I used it open that door okay I found stuff we going to get so lost wait room no where are the key where are the keys are they just on the floor yeah I should probably actually R for scan occasionally nothing in here dead end dead end over over Cofe Cofe this [ __ ] up remember when we had walkie-talkies that was that was the dream those are a good old days I go back isque dead oh I heard him it's like I can still hear his voice hello I have a key for you guys keep it for yourself I'm try to help wait do you have a you said you have a key yes okay there was one oh okay there's a bug all right so Dodge the bug Dodge the bug oh that's still the that's still theway this is where are you people I got a key I key nice we should engine there's another engine here anybody oh [ __ ] um there's a thing get here let's get out of here squeaks yeah there's a thingy behind us oh let's go this way let's go this way where are you Marco should we just get out there's so much [ __ ] here oh is there anything else no that's it oh I I got the other thing how much stuff do you have okay well oh and then I left strap near the front don't pick it up yeah we can always go back to the front too yeah what I don't know what that means oh I'm so heavy okay there's the main entrance which means that yeah I have I got uh this is another thing I got wait I can grab something else from in here oh uh never mind they took everything wait should we are we just leaving them I mean let's put this on the boat cuz the boat's really close and then we can go back how do we get down I found it oh I saved myself yay wait why nice I should put oh it's called a what wrong with you all right going back wait how the [ __ ] oh I am the champion my friends guys I'm the best at this game everybody else on my team is like actually pretty bad but I'm pretty good where's the entrance oh my bad got a little lost for sure but that happens to the best of us wait where was that thing I thought there was a big thing oh what I thought squeak had a big thing over here all right well I'll go back and talk to the team see what the plan is charge my charge my flashlight oops wow I can scream oh we were going we were waiting for you and we weren't going to leave you we did so good I think we should go the best we've ever done you guys want to go and sell this yeah do it walkie-talkies and flashlights I have a flashlight well I every flashlight we could buy another half of a walkie-talkie yeah but you just want to say over and out don't you for ship to land squeak I've never repeated one word Sam you were pretty lazy look at me being profitable as hell hey most lazy and paranoid and sustain the most energies what did I sell wait we have to sell it and then we meet our quota comp's only buying at 50 they said company's only buying at 53% so maybe we go to fuid wait so do we go to another Moon and then go sell it yeah we don't go buy it we don't go sell it 50% selling it takes a day right like so let's let's go for another Moon and then we sell a our [ __ ] right okay we go oh yeah okay um I don't know what storing this does but I assume it's good okay we're going to another guys look at us go it keep we go go to one of those planets that rains diamonds that's not real okay so then we do this and then we go to the company and we sell it to the okay let's not die my eyes are so dry what did we do last time that was good we communicated the ship was close to the entrance yeah this ship was that was the biggest thing yeah yeah okay so maybe we all stay together and we remember how to get to the doors yes I love that idea what if I use this light as a beacon to find where our ship is we're all immediately splitting up go dog leave that back I literally right here one my name is cutie number two I'm taking it with us so then we we can use it as like a carrot like when you go hiking okay you guys hate me never mind I'm going to put it back oh my God Jesus never mind I don't know what the carrot no don't worry it's it's something I made up it's carrots be conso and gr you guys have never gone outside in your whole life what do you mean when you go hiking there's rocks that are stacked on top of each other and they're called carrots and you use them as totems to find your way back it's like the holy Rod I found the main entrance do you eat them stay to the rod the whole the gold in Rod no no way that happens OBS serving to the end we're good we're good is everybody alive uh can we we who fat ass did that squeaks squeaks did you do that with dumpy everything bab squeak big old dump truck that fall affect your throat yeah it did okay we'll go group two Doug go this way huh what dead end dead end oh dead end dead end oo a rubber duck wait are you scanning though I found a rubber duck oh Doug I found beer was that sque huh rber [Music] ducky what is this dude nothing um I'm going to go down this hallway wait we get back oh God damn it okay I'm going in here yeah so cute what is this oh weird increase levels of radiation from where did cutie go get the carrot cuz the carrot does increase the radiation no I didn't get the carrot the mon I found a room I got beer but I can't see anything else is that a fall that's a fall be careful where am I wait is that who's that where's the flashlight is that you C oh yeah over this way over this way towards me Marco H that's a wall oh God it's so dark God damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] you're looking down the hallway go on the right side not the left side hallway what hallway you're going down to the left side go go back up the stairs I'm sure that's fine huh yeah this me this me where right here right here yeah that's a dead end we can go this way I hear them I hear them uh this is oh the back rooms okay so I guess we go further down oh my flashlight died okay there's a I think if we look at him he doesn't move like wait till he's away from the if we look at him he doesn't move can we walk past him or is he going to kill me holy bully bully uh okay we have he needs to move so we got to look away oh you got through did you no no you didn't no okay so we have to both look away and then turn back at the same time okay all right are you ready look look away and then turn back in three two one go okay okay that's fine and now we just walk fast while looking can you close the door I don't think there's a door okay I'm sure it won't follow me okay I'm looking I'm looking okay that's don't TR okay okay now we're safe I'll go through doors uh is this all light oh oh this body there's a weird noise okay wait wait okay I have a car where'd you go where are you are you okay I'm here here here there's weird noises up here go up is this going to be anything okay okay it's on the stair behind us how did it get through the door I don't know I guess we can go through doors I mean if we just Look Backwards then it's fine okay you look forwards then direct me where to go um um I'm just um uh we might oh God we're we're uh it's just right there yeah it's a room again it's just a square okay that's fine we'll look at it we'll move past scared yeah okay looking I'm looking and then we'll go up the stairs so so I'm looking you can go upstairs okay I'm looking I'm oh how sometimes he feels like he still moves even though we're looking at him fire exit exit right here yeah yeah right here okay [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay we got the thing though we both have a thing where the Broken Bridges we both got money and maybe squeaks and Sam Aren't Dead well there was a dead body next to to him uh yeah this I picked this off of a dead person oh wait is this a giant bug over here no it's a tree okay wait dude if we had the [ __ ] carrot out we would know where we are well that is a good point okay uh okay I found it wow oh gosh wow that was stressful huh woo all right actually super good extraction is that is it leaving no we only got two things okay well I guess you and I did good this thing this apparatus thing is worthly 80 bottles are 45 can we go steal a hive let's see if anyone's alive they're bees we grab bees and then yeah sandwich is dead I think squeaks is dead yeah they're they're dead yeah they're dead were there bees outside we grab some real quick and I don't know if I saw any oh there's I don't think there might I don't know if there's any bees here yeah okay I think we sent it we got 120 I feel good about it quot is only yeah quot is only 227 we got half the quota plus there's something outside that sounds scary I'm going to go ahead and close the door something's stomping around out there if we had left the carrot it would have been distracted by it wait do we are we missing a carrot no there's two no no no we got we got both we got both Doug and cutie employees of the month thank you I will take my parking spot always the laziest you all right you did die I did die how many days do we have left okay so now we go oh we are going to make some serious [ __ ] bank we are going to make some serious [ __ ] bank and sque is peeing we're good now kind of we're kind of tearing it up this last round you know what I think we Splurge walkie-talkie is in pink suits for everybody can we get pink suits is that a real thing yeah so all right all right grab some [ __ ] moneyy green suit pajama suit it's $900 wait this is such a good run do we have it sell item boom do we have $900 we on the selling item oh hell yeah do we want to sell the carrot we have a lot of carrots yeah sell everything we have so many cars carrots I even put anything on here now and all the stuff in the the cupboard in the cupboard yeah okay cool okay we got all the stuff big wowe wowe wowe wowe wait wait you hit the the Bell no no no don't yet no but I can hit the dogey can you go ahead I can't here I'm doing it oh no wait can I not sell anymore it's full not I think uh maybe they just don't want your dirty steering wheel how dare you this is our dir steing wheel don't be so judgmental he oh is he taking his time what's going on oh y all right how much we make I'm so excited I'm so excited so much 77 77 we almost buy a PlayStation y yeah do that again try it one more time how much was a an eras ticket can we go to a t Swift concert we can't we don't have enough it's more than $500 what if we get one more carrot Doug Doug if you're a broke boy just say so is he going to take it take the stuff he hates it he doesn't want it the stuff okay he doesn't want it get more than 477 or you just have to buy four of them at a time no if you want a good SE it's 500 bucks baby okay what do we want to buy does everybody have flashlights actually I think no I don't I actually what is going on with your voice um it's getting actually worse I have to stop talking okay I am waiting for you to save Bazinga the reveal this is a hilarious can you do that no Binga uh know if you eat marshmallows they help your throat do you guys want to get a teleporter okay get some you want a teleporter I'm going to order TGI Fridays you had a sponsor today you can you can afford a marshmallow oh wait don't take off okay what is this I got us a teleporter it just puts us into the area and we don't have to go through the desert I don't think so I can compensate us with uh pajamas I can't that we're too broke get a green suit the pajamas were 900 Hi here's a green suit home what I brought flashlights uh then also um I could get us a oh yes I'm waiting for my stuff me too why does it take so long wait how many walkie talkies you got okay cool perfect did you get me my green suit cuz I was going to die to that said you bought us a walkie-talkie which would have been very useless oops this thing takes so dramatic wait I don't even see it Roger that over and out copy copy over and out it's so dark we didn't get do we did we grab Sam's walkie-talkie oh oh it's right here yeah I got it I got it I think we got everything over and out oh hey over and out oh hey I have over say hey if you [Music] slay hey she didn't get me a suit F loaded dude what else can you buy us can you get us a dog all of our money what no put you in charge of the money I took control of the wallet and wait then why do you have the green suit and all of us have these you can all have green suits no everybody can put the green suits on go put the green suit on the chatter over out sorry over that over I'm going to keep the orange one on because I'm not a sellout over great work everybody 344 we can do that dud we got that in like one run easy easy peasy and we can we don't have to go over there everybody come stand over here what does this do come stand on the teleporter like just squeeze in there have you have to use the walkie talkie use the teleporter no but you can if you want to over and out okay just wait CU I'm going to okay are you guys ready to get teleported yeah over now I don't like it oh my god it feels crazy oh did it work all that happened is I got it I got it okay try it again okay [Applause] we are we using this correctly I don't think we're using this correctly maybe okay uh it's cool down so now somebody else goes wait why is it only I think it warps us to the ship did I get the one that warps it no cuz it would put it in the ship maybe let's try it let's try it a few more times and see if something changes oh okay that worked I'm in I'm in I'm in okay wait you're in no because you're in the ship everybody's on the ship it brings you back to the ship then how right I'm Tel over okay here's what's going to happen one person has to stay in the ship because then when we're done they can teleport us back to the ship we have to find torter out there wait I'm on the ship I'm good at it you want to stay on the ship can we clear the Cs somebody sounds like they have STP throat here saying who who's saying on the I don't know where my walkie-talkie went this is urgent uh over it's where during teleporting my walkie-talkie disappeared oh no oh so it's a get it's a teleporter to teleport your walkie-talkie into the enemy base over and out apparently items don't carry when we teleport what's the [ __ ] point of teleporting then um I think it's like an emergency thing maybe I need to buy another thing can I here's a walkie-talkie will it show up well that that was mine but here we go just just grab mine it's fine wait there's one over here though I think in the wall oh like it's glitched yeah cuz it shows a Green Dot like this has oh oh well I'll just stick near you guys we'll be fine but you love the walkie-talkie I'll here's what we'll do I'll talk through M to him he can Rel them to the rest of the team over and out Doug in qu over out can actually hear me if I'm close so let's sh further away from uh over out let's try tol up over and out I'm already out in the field I'm attempting to climb up a hill and jumping and I'm up I'm in the vicinity of the main entrance over that's mean to say about Doug I hear Doug over out don't talk that what I hear Doug and I don't like it I found the main entrance over now try to get away from him if possible we're bringing what some medication that I have a supposit well yeah I mean if you try hard enough it's ribbed for his pleasure why because uh this flashlight little fact works as expository oh interesting it's a two for one it's a you just want to shove something in my ass it's so obvious you're just coming up with excuses the thing is from the angle you're coming in at me you're acting a lot like a suppository right now perfect perfect suppository angle you're right let me get that Silo oh I didn't mean to hit you I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I know I'm sorry that was awesome did I I just kind of reeled back and let her that was awesome when Sam hit squeaks over and out with agree that that was pretty cool what was that squeak can you repeat that over now what I knew it I stared at that in everything chat and it didn't show it I sat there and stared at it and scanned and it didn't show it as a thing wait what total $20 60 what does that total thing mean oh there's a stop sign the stop sign is worth 47 so I should the the stop sign did she die uhoh I believe sandwich has died over and out there's just her missing items no body though okay I'm getting the [ __ ] out of here okay I'm stuck behind the door my bad out that was the Run a good that was a good one my neighbors are going to call the police guys it just it just was wow okay whoopsie whoops over and out always the most dude I have to go I got hate rated uh we have work to do for the company I have to goto remember h I have to go GG's that was so fun oh you actually left I think he left hello said now we have to like unmute okay wait I'm in Discord sque we can't talk to you because we unmute here double up the game okay well I was just going to say goodbye how come you're double it I think he's done I think he's tired is that all right for me to cut in and say goodbye it was fun playing with you guys there's this is a bit it's not a bit this is a bit your voice your voice didn't sound like this until you deest and I don't think he lik GG's everybody that was fun Sam you're muted can't hear Sam you can't hear me can anyone else hear Sam I feel like you can hear me Doug can you hear Sam yeah I can hear Sam in Discord yeah okay hello back no you can't did you m me a little bit wait are you serious I can't hear I'm going to your stream if you want1 I can I can actually hear Sam you're trolling yeah I'm not trolling I think you're trolling wait this is crazy it's actually let me put game hold on I'm going to can you can you still hear me yeah I can hear fine oh okay then yeah that's I think I think he's doing a bit guys I think this is a bit I think he's doing bit oh server host disconnected yeah I closed the game hello he that was that was fun everybody we did a good job yeah wait you you got it it's so crazy I can hear cutie and Doug but I can't hear Sam did you deafen her you can't no okay oh my God I turned her volume down to zero why would you do that I don't know it was an accident God he really hates us doesn't he it was an accident included he's tried to be subtle about it squeeze it was tell me you don't like me no no that was GG's just send me an item itemized list of why you don't like me and I will do my best to no it was on an accident you have to believe me okay cuz I was trying to like mute everyone individually and then I was like oh I'm just going to leave that's why and I started with you sure okay that makes sense you know what I mean that's my story yeah yeah that was that was very fun GG that game is is sick as hell uh squeaks are you done can could you raid me before you uh head out for the night yeah I'll raid you right now can you guys combine into one force and then raid me and then I can end yeah I got that how are you continuously raiding me you Doug or you Doug Doug grades me and then I will disperse everybody to one string equally I'll send each of the viewers to one different stream AC cross twitch okay de that sounds I'll be here I'll just be here yeah I'll just hang out I'll ra Doug I won't raid anybody and I won't inspect any raids wow how wholesome don't worry cutie all right bye guys I'll betray Sam she was the most lazy employee I'll send them to you no I don't I don't want think that that's true I they wouldn't they wouldn't like me anyway you don't want you don't want squeaks as viers no uh no not really they're sexist what do you mean can you actually go through and name which ones you like the most and then I'll take those ones my the best viewers yeah the ones that donate the most I'll trade my favorite for your favorite for like a week it'll be like the wife swap that they did in like the 2000s that's actually a funny idea okay so they can't they get banned from so like my favorite viewer gets banned from my stream and your favorite viewer gets banned from your stream we switch for a week then they come back and they tell us who the better streamer talk to you guys anymore I'm leaving I am on to something I'm leaving too I left first [ __ ] [ __ ] hey chat can we have Mia who's Mia mcoa she's not watching squeaks hi everybody I'm going to have one more bite of this and then I'm going to throw it away because it's cold it's Curry I don't really like it hi cuy love the patreon why about an episode this week is a hoot it's a hoot oh Indian food no it's like hipster food that wants to be Indian food the episode or the episode I don't know what that means is a streamer drama confession ever happening or was that data mining uh it was crypto farming it wasn't data mining uh it's on a patreon episode it already happened whatever it takes I know I can make it through stream setup go crazy really do you like it I have two I have two monitors now so I've really stepped it up so we can do some react content I was thinking maybe thanks for the sub maybe just maybe we could um um um maybe we could do Clips would that be fun or not fun mine a cup yeah baby this thing's cool I think I have to pee but I don't want to get up and you guys are going to say go piss girl where does go piss girl even come from it's Gossip Girl oh I can't even see it wait is it Blair Waldorf it's Blair Waldorf I love Blair Waldorf she's named after me uh thank you for that sub I appreciate it um okay well I pee don't worry I'll put something on for you guys it will be good let me just put something on for you um don't worry this is going to be good while I pee don't worry this is going to be awesome uh you guys are going to love it don't worry you're GNA love this [Music] um uh okay cool Buckle in while I go pee whoa I'm shrinking all right wait you guys can't see it because it's a game capture and this isn't a game add Source display Capture wait don't I want to do window capture I'll do display capture and live on the edge oh God okay all right all right there you go chat I've never given much thought I'm going to go pee I'm going to let Swift out too so it's going to be a second but dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to [Music] go so I can't bring myself to regret this we uh we used to make mud pies when we were little right no I remember am I always like this it's getting worse with old age so what do you think what your homecoming present this just bought it off Billy here yeah I totally rebuilt the engine for you come on oh my gosh the this is perfect joking me sorry I told you she'd love it I'm down with the kids oh yeah dude you're the bomb okay um let's see we got to double pump the clutch when the shift but besides that you should be good that's this one yeah yeah right there all right you want to ride to school or something I go to school on the reservation all right right that's too bad it would have been nice to know one person my first day at a new school it's March middle of the semester great nice ride thanks Isabelle Swan the new girl hi I'm Eric the eyes and ears of this place guy shoulder cry you guys are just in time we're watching jammies QTC jammies Q QTC jammies but the Sims do you like it h I'm really kind of the more sufferer in silence type get a headline for your future jamc SP QTC Jamies please don't have any chax no fature okay thanks cool I we'll have like this crazy pyramid fall from what' you say to me Doug Doug are you talking [ __ ] on Twilight mods will you ban Doug Doug you guys can give each my friend hey Mikey you met my home girl Bella oh you're you're you're home girl yeah yeah my girl sorry I had rest G oh my God like first grade all over again you're the shiny new toy smile okay 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on the side of the road don't say again so what happened was I pulled off to the side of the road and I opened my door so it would kind of block me from oncoming traffic so I could pee so I'm peeing but then a nice Good Samaritan pulled up behind me thinking that my car was broken and so they pull up and they start walking out and they're like hey is everything okay and I'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and I had to pull my leggings up really really fast but my keegle wasn't fast enough so I peed on myself it was like kind of a lot like it was very uncomfortable for the rest of the drive because I pee in my pants and then I got home and I showered what's wrong with you I need a shiwi a what I'll show you well hey everyone Joelle Anthony here I'm fing in for Rob and I wanted to do a review on something that has has been a game Cher for me out here in the woods doing the whole van Life Adventure with Rob so last year on our trip to Yellowstone I was so sick and tired of smelling like a nursing home and what I mean by that is if you're a female and you camp out in the woods you know we got to pee from time to time so you know when we pee us ladies we've got to squat down uhhuh take off our pants and then sometimes people pull up next to you and you pee on yourself and we pee the problem you have then is it's inevitable that our urine is obviously going to get on our shoelaces but on our inner thighs I that's not inevitable if you do it right Jolene pull up our pant smell like urine so Rob graciously was researching some things and he came across the sun tsunam it's actually a female urination device also known as the shiwi you can also like the peeee so anyways I wanted to do a review for you because thank you this literally has been a game changer for me and it has actually made peeing in the woods more tolerable and I'm not going to lie a little bit more enjoyable I kind of feel like a man my butts out in the open I'm feeling pretty good I've got no problem I'm not even scared I get out of the van I'm like you know I whip this out she's different feel like a man so I'm obviously not going to pull down my pants and literally pee right now but I'm going to show you how this works okay it's actually made of silicone okay pretty pink girly color and it does come with a carrying case and I believe you can actually you know pee in a a bottle a water bottle but how this works you know you got to get in position here see you kind of spread the legs out yeah you want the upper part obviously to go to your butt all right got it's going to feel really really strange and so what you want to do kind of get in position here what you do is I've learned the hard way you want to thrust your pelvic out here like a man does you can take your left hand whatever hand put on your hip you know and then you just let it roll I'll tell you what my mind it is so hard to connect my mind to who is filming this because they're not laughing at any of her jokes and it's kind of [ __ ] what's happening down here because I'm just like what it's crazy it's a little bit fun so Rob told me to you know thrust it out a bit and what happens is is you're going to going to feel like the PE coming from here it's going to feel really weird like it's going to start rolling down but it literally just pulls out you start peeing and you can have fun with it literally I've been doing this for I don't know four days now I'm starting to have fun with it I got my left hand here and I start doing this thing right here you know I start last night I started to be like I know feel like and then the best part of this is when you are done eating you just start wiggling it out just wiggle it like the men do you know I love that cuz that's what it feels like you know then you want to straighten back up you take this do your thing I actually take a sanitizing wipe to wipe it down you should also WIP your your mouth or anything like that then you're all set and you can put it in your carrying case I just put on the side in the van so it is ready for the next time I have to pee using this undoubtedly amazing tool called the shiwi hope you find it we're going to put the links below I believe and you're going to love it all right Joel Anthony I'm out what do you guys think what do you think get one yeah I should get one oh boy I'd rather just squat pee yeah but if I had that and somebody pulled up I wouldn't have peed myself maybe I would have still maybe I could have tucked my my wiener in my pants my shewi or maybe I didn't I wouldn't even have to get out of the car if I had a shiwi I could just pee into a bottle and so I could stay in the car you know says the shiwi come with a holster uh Joel didn't Joelle didn't tell us Joanne Joel Jolene didn't tell us about one the comments said my wife and daughter both used their shiwi on a recent trip in Europe instead of using it in the woods they used it in public washrooms they said it was better sitting on filthy toilets what guys everyone could use a shiwi shiwi is for everyone I've said it yes but you could stay in the car and pee out the window oh that's cool can men get it no let have this Jesus you guys get a pee you guys get a pee wait that's cutie Cinderella had one choice two Cho sandwich but she only chose one of them and that one was host all right we have to watch it again hey guys welcome you think I have jaundice on my toe kind of looks like it jaundice why are we dissing John your boyfriend is using socks to wipe cuz he's too lazy to buy TP please come home things are falling apart not like squeaks he has a bedet he's fine all lugwig does is play video games and spray his [ __ ] that's all he does why am I logged out of freaking twitch I'm pissed I have to sign in I have to sign in chat because I can't because I'm using stupid ass OBS because I don't have streamlabs set up that's not my password um and I don't know [ __ ] um I don't know I can't see like my most recent subs and stuff uh wait what did I just enter I have the most complicated passwords in the whole right world oh it said it was wrong wait that's right one second I have to look it up is that the only reason you use streamlabs no because I like it it's more user friendly I don't like change yeah my therapist was like why don't you do any of the things I tell you to do and I said I don't like change and she was like so you like being depressed and I said [ __ ] I don't like change what do you think chat do you guys like me okay what's my password oh my gosh I spelled it wrong wait what wait that is my password wait huh what that's my password it says it's wrong wrong but it's right what do I do is your username right QT Cinderella I think so but I'm so dyslexic that it could be wrong like my password could be wrong wait I missed it I misspelled something got it click here to authenticate oh shut up text me a code it's on light mode okay no worries we're in everybody we're in what is going on why do you guys have to why why why can why do we have to proceed or opt out every single time you log into twitch is that just me Nico can we add things on to the list okay drama frogs why is your phone so cracked opt out of what opt out of like some ads or something of like something I don't know anybody else opt out of tracking cookies is there any hot chocolate being served this fine evening no there's not I have something to show you guys and I want to be I want to I want to share this with you not because I care about be you but because but because you care about me who did I message this to who is this person dude how come Discord is like this how come Discord sometimes doesn't show you their names and just shows you like the first letter and then dot dot dot is that anybody does that do that to anybody else oh hey money wubby QTC smoke but you're not afraid of anything what are some songs you think I could get pay money we to sing at the Christmas concert chat oh it's streamer mode oh it's cringe I don't like it no a Christmas song what's like a Christmas song he would like I want a hippopotamus for Christmas we could do that I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Little Drummer Boy by The Pentatonics okay Al amazing tone the ponics okay do you guys think he'll do it or no I have a feeling he won't okay I have something to show you though still hell yeah Andrea's not gonna sing a song she's gonna play piano that's kind of fun huh pegat tonics wubby said I sent wubby a message and all he said is this sounds so terrifying he said I said grow up grow up wubby that's what I say to people when they say no to me I say grow up [ __ ] okay chat this is the thing I am on my computer at home which means there's things here concert is going to be sick dude that I should show you thank you um oh gosh oh my gosh okay this is going to be fun um one second I'm checking it I'm checking it I'm playing it on my end to make sure that I just have to make sure ew my voice is so annoying okay this is a cringe video from when I was in junior high and I sang Santa Baby and and as 13 year-olds we grabbed a uh friend of ours little brother to be Santa and we sat on his lap while we sang which is not which feels problematic looking back at it now because we were in eighth grade and I think he was like in sixth grade maybe fifth grade but it was like funny at the time because his name was Michael and Michael was like choose my little brother it'll be so funny and we were like that will be funny it looked really problematic then too it feels problematic but at the time we all thought it was funny um but I just have to watch this because my sister already is mean to me at the beginning and I have to make sure she just I just have to make I just don't want to I just have to listen to it which is going to be painful before I compl play it for you guys because I have to make sure there's no like doxing content that like like the announcer is like at blank blank Junior High and then you guys are like oh cutie we're going to find your your your seventh grade uh history teacher and we're going to we're going to we're going to send her hey mail you know I can't have that happen so manscape how often do you sh shave your own balls manscaped guys marry ball Miss do you guys have smooth balls one in chat no ones oh my God then you guys should check out xation point manscape and use code cuc for 20% off and free shipping holy moly you guys got to get it they've got the the ball trimmer and it's it's awesome and a lot of you don't think about your balls you forget about them don't forget about your balls this Christmas they're the most most important ornaments for your tree okay will it cut my balls nope I can't guarantee that but no it shouldn't crimes thank you for the 30 months oh this is so hard to watch I don't think there's only one part I think my sister might say something where she shouldn't say it but I can't watch this without you guys so I just hope she doesn't say it and if she does I'll just delete it you know guys look at my rosacea it's going crazy again it always gets worse at night um let me check let me check oh I was so skinny and Junior High one second I just have to check is there a way to watch this on two time speed oh I have to listen to it first everyone stall everyone stalling I know you can't hear anything I'm going to show you but I'm listening to it I'm making sure she doesn't say anything while the song happens for the next few seconds but I can't play it faster I think this is where my sister might say something okay she just said oh my so okay we're ready are you guys ready this is awful okay here we go this is good you'll like this chat okay it starts off rough I'm going to warn you all manscaped no one can see you no one can see you right here but I do owe you this video I've owed chat this video for quite some time so I'm paying up okay manscape hell of a throwback that's me my legs are so skinny check out my legs hey everyone check out my my legs I think I'm 13 here check them out what do you think good save everybody good save good save no one checked him out good job guys okay so what would happen is there was a group of five of us and we sang Santa Baby and and uh we would choose someone out of the audience so it's really annoying because at the beginning of this we start screaming and we're like that one that one that one that one that one actually I think it's just my voice which is really annoying because we like choose someone out of the audience to be Santa which this was our friend's younger brother which feels I think he was in sixth grade so it's it's pretty um problematic why is it 10p oh I'm sorry it was recorded like 10 years ago when I was in junior high 10 years ago exactly 10 years ago when I was in junior high so it just the quality is just different okay you know what I'm not going to show you guys I actually don't feel like it you guys are mean I'm just kidding I just like you guys to feel bad sometimes that's all I do that's like I that's all I like I like you guys to feel bad most of the time honestly I really was going to play it anyway because I owe you but are you squishing that kid's face yes okay it's going to start with yelling I'm sorry also the singing is mid per usual I'm sorry okay it starts with yelling and it's really loud let me just maybe I'll mute it so we come out here and we sit on these stairs and we say oh we need a Santa and then we're like this one that one that one this one this one and it's really loud and it's really cringe and I hate it and even my sister goes oh my gosh the minute I hear my voice voice yelling is just really painful for me it just hurts I've seen that trend on thank you for the sub I've seen that trend on Tik Tok recently where they're like oh my pen5 moments in junior high and this is one of them it just hurt you still sound like that okay also why aren't these girls supporting us on our that one hunt piss me off see my sister goes oh my gosh Come here that's a good one that's a good one I know yeah oh yeah work it girls my sister says oh yeah work at girls does she still sound the same it does sound just like my sister I also have massive braces in this that's me right there I was very tall and very skinny I miss being that skinny I'm still that tall I pretty much has a grow spur in like seventh grade and then I was just five 5'8 and I was 5'8 for the rest of my life he's such a [Music] kid sorry my sister was drinking heavily at this time she was she was she was [Music] 16 so this is a girl I hate watching these this is so bad these are so painful to me uh this is a girl girl named uh well what name should may be I don't know it's just a girl this actually wait pause I actually have a story on this girl so this girl named Becky we'll call her Becky she was dating a kid named Jason and they were in love seventh and eighth grade they were so in love we go to high school and then all of a sudden she starts I don't know how to explain this in potentially a politically correct way um she's white uh but in high school all of a sudden she started doing her hair in cornrow and hanging out strictly with Samoans and using like Samoan slang and only wearing like oversized t-shirts and basketball shorts just out of nowhere I will say out of nowhere and I was like that's crazy that's interesting and then her and and Jason broke up they broke up they were I think he was he she was no longer the girl he fell in love with and um and then all through high school that's who she was she just suddenly chose to be A different race genuinely like when I I'm trying to say this as politically as correct as possible she genuinely just chose a different she was not Samoan she was very white and uh potentially had a little bit of Italian in her but that was that was it um she culture swapped that's the word it was crazy mind you she was like super like she just like we like she just wasn't interested in in singing or dancing or anything like that after she was no longer a theater kid fast forward to like she's like 20 we graduate high school blah blah blah and uh suddenly she tries out for American Idol what okay and she's like posting all over social media about how she's trying out for American Idol blah blah blah she doesn't make it and we're like okay I send her a nice message and I'm like hey like I'm sorry I didn't make it I hope you're okay like you know she like twe did something like sad um then she also she had a crazy life I remember she was like one of my best friends uh in like 8th grade and I'd go to her house and like her sister her SI her sister her poor parents her parents were the sweetest people in the entire world but like her sister was like sadly like a drug addict that would like steal things and sell them and it was like so awful um uh but she was like really rich she lived in a really nice house and it was just like such a crazy thing that's when I learned cuz I was like a poor kid I was like wow rich people can to have problems too um and uh all the tea I have all the tea anyway so her parents always really supportive but it felt it always felt bad because they had such a hard time with her sister I remember always like feeling bad for him um so she's 20 she uh tries out for American Idol she's always talking about how she wants to make it in music all of a sudden and then she meets this other solo artist a solo artist that um he was actually really talented and they decide they're going to move to LA together this is all the tea uh they decide they're going to move to LA together which in the Mormon she's Mormon in the Mormon religion it's like super super frowned upon you cannot live with someone in the opposite sex um and so they move in together but then they fall in love so it's extra it's extra bad it's like not good at all right and so everyone starts gossing they're like oh my gosh I think those two are dating and they live together and they're not married oh drama drama drama drama drama uh so then they get engaged and then they get married and then they join their music careers together however I personally think they're better separate because both their voice their voices just like don't they're not butter together their voices are good different was he Samo no he's white um anyway they start a band and it's a rock band great and they they you know they make a few albums they try to make it big they it's music is hard so you know they they they unfortunately do not so then they Rebrand to an island music band and last time I checked I'm almost [ __ ] 30 she's an she's an an island music band and they sing like Tiki music and I'm like oh my God she's Samoan again isn't that crazy I like I was like oh back for roots is it good though I can't I would love to play some for you guys but you know it would obviously yeah but so that's her story crazy huh she was always really nice though learned the other day that I have the same birthday as Taylor Swift QTC P hell yeah happy birthday soon days I think um do you have lore on all of them yeah I do um but she I think there was more drama with the breakup with like Jason I think one of them like cheated on one of them or something I think she might have cheated but I don't remember like with who and then she became Samoan anyway that's her s the [Music] [Applause] [Music] for this girl her name is Katie and fresh out of high school she got married had a kid just Mormon [ __ ] yeah it's very RAR XD [Music] here I [Music] [Music] come off [Music] Christmas oh God also that's my best do you guys like it lwi go away go away get out of here aren't you streaming get out why are you in here internet's bad go go use my stream setup I've seen this video like 10 times how I I've only shown it once that's [Music] weird oh gosh even my sister she goes [Music] oh that's a theater kid right there everybody that is a theater kid oh this girl is interesting her name's Ally she was very very sweet um she she's the one that I said the meanest thing too that I've ever said to anyone ever she her and I got in a fight we used to be best friends and she would always wear glitter on her eyelids and one time I said to her I said Ally you look like a hooker with all that glitter on your eyelids you're trying to get everyone's attention and then she never wore it again because hooker used to be mainstream in insult yeah and she never wore it again and then I apologized to her like After High School like 6 years later I was like I'm so sorry like that's still I still remember when I called you a hooker and I feel really bad about it and um and then uh and then yeah she forgave me and as an adult she now wears glitter eyeliner again and I'm like uh I've cured her trauma by apologizing and so make sure if you ever said something mean to someone you apologize to them now and now she's Samoan just like um also she has an interesting story so she was dating a guy named Caleb uh she was a sophomore and he was a senior he goes on his LDS mission he graduates he goes on his LDS mission while he is on his mission missions are two years while he's on his mission she starts dating his brother that is in our same grade so she starts dating his brother freaking Jacob or something yeah and she dates him for two years Caleb gets back from his mission she breaks up with or no no no no she doesn't break up yet um what did I name the second guy Jacob Jacob then is old enough to go on his mission so Jacob goes on his mission while he's on while Jacob's on his mission she breaks up with Jacob and marries Caleb isn't that crazy she's really sweet though she really is did they know yeah all all the Mormons at my school dated each other because it was just like a group of Mormons and they all just stuck together and they all just dated each other there's actually this one girl that I think went to like a prom with every single Mormon boy at my school she was a hot commodity she actually ended up marrying her brother isn't that crazy um but then sadly uh she got married she got married to um she got married to Jacob and they had a kid together and then he was like a total [ __ ] and they got divorced so I hope she finds real love we can't see where you point well I stopped and I started talking about that one anyway [Music] H this girl's name is Alex that's about to go Alex and I were best friends we got in a fight over a boy cuz I had a crush on a boy and then she had a crush on a boy and then she was like I'm going to go flirt with that boy and I was like that's mean and she's like I'm going to tell him he has a crush on you and I was like that's mean and then she threw her purse at me cuz we were at like a baseball field for some reason and then I picked it back up and I threw it at her and then she tackled me and I was like what the [ __ ] was it a good tackle yeah it hurt a lot she tackled me and then she ran over and I don't know what she said to the boy but then I never talked to her again and I probably also sent her really mean text and then she's not on social media or anything so I don't know where she is but she was really sweet she was like my best friend for years I'd go on their family trips and stuff too so we would drive each other to school because we both lived in the in the poor neighborhood uh we would drive our parents would take turns driving us to school and then we would take the public school bus back home kind of sad but she's luy she didn't wear glitter on her eyelids yeah I gotten a lot of like hormone fueled fights Santa [Music] [Music] Baby Oh my gosh my parents were in the audience my mom was still alive and she watched watch this you're doing so much I was I never got the main role in the plays and so this was my shot this was my acting career okay I was being a theater kid but I can't believe that my parent why did the why did the choir teacher let us do this some real Dorothy understudy energy don't you dare say that sentence to me why did our choir teacher let us get on stage and do this I want to I want to remind you guys this was in junior high and so I don't know about you guys but our Junior High our select choir group would then tour elementary schools and do this performance again and let me tell you what we did this at elementary schools where we would pick a Santa out of the goddamn audience every Elementary School we went to why didn't she stop us why did she let us do that that crazy she was actually dope she was a really cool she was a she was like one of my favorite teachers ever um for the record we usually always knew like who the person there was always like a friend of like someone's little brother or something like that um but yeah it uh crazy or like if there wasn't someone's little brother we would just we would just grab not the Miranda Sing store we would just grab another like like a boy from the choir and we would make him the uh Santa but yeah super weird I mean I was 13 here I was 13 so I guess a a sixth grader could be 12 so I guess it's not that weird but it feels weird it feels weird looking back on it would the choir teacher ever make you practice on them being Santa no also don't say you're sorry The fire Teo is not a groomer I promise you sure yeah wait what do you think I don't think she was that's what a victim would say huh wait but she was my favorite teacher she should have not let us do this for [Music] [Applause] [Music] sure [Applause] yeah ring [Music] H the tonight Hur down the chy did my sister just say EO to my [Music] [Applause] tonight down the CH she said ew oh my gosh that is so mean maybe she went like ooh and not ew no that's an ew okay she said you gave her an ick okay not very nice of her you got so [Music] boomed hurry the chimney tonight hurry down the [Music] chimney oh my gosh the crowd went wild though that crowd of pedophiles really went crazy for that sexy dance huh that's crazy that's crazy they did that they went crazy that's crazy cutie they're all children the audience that's all of our parents but I was a hit that's when I peeed Didn't Mean Girls do that dance no they did Jingle Bell Rock but this was very mean girl energy it would have been more mean girl energy if we were wearing sexy outfits but instead we were wearing skirts I made these skirts by the way I made those yeah I sewed them myself I've always been a crafty [ __ ] I perform okay listen stop I perform Santa Baby every year because I turns out am bad at memorizing lyrics so I think to myself that if I sing Santa Baby I'll remember the lyrics every year I forget the lyrics One of These Years though everybody one of these years I'm going to get the lyrics right I got the lyrics right oh I guess I didn't say the whole song that does help huh streamer should redo that for the Christmas show with you I don't have time to coordinate that this year but next year you are not wrong isn't half the song Just Santa Baby well that's why I mess up is and jhp's the Santa that's where I'm that's where I mess up is yeah I'll be like Santa baby and then I'll don't know I don't know where I was in the song preso needs a role he can be the girl that I gave the line buo buo and the line thee clearly the girl I hated that I gave two lines to of a five minute song while I sang the majority of the song because I was being a freaking Leah whatever her name is Leah Leah the one I can't read Leah what's her name leam Michelle there we go um okay I think the next one is what we think the next one is oh boy okay this is also a tough one I think Fusion might have only seen this one um this is rough this is a song I should not have been given um I had a solo okay one second you guys can't hear it right now right oh it's so bad it's so embarrassing I'm not ready to watch this one this one actually hurts me still um uh one second I have to check it I know you can't hear it oh no it's just so it's just so bad everybody okay all right this is theater kid energy for some reason I think my choir teacher really liked me because of my sexy dancing maybe I don't know she gave me a solo that I did not deserve I still can't sing this song as an adult so I don't know why 13-year-old me was allowed to sing this three minute song in an auditorium full of people um and it's full theater kit energy don't worry um It's Where Are You Christmas so I made sure to look very very sad wearing my best aeropostal uh uh polo with a tank top underneath it and pajama pants borrowed from my friend um and it's so painful it's this is really bad I do all of the O's that Faith Hill can do that I cannot do I would like to make it very clear that I as an adult know this is bad okay but I need everyone in chat not to bully 13-year-old me because she was doing her best and yeah maybe somebody should have help help her and said hey get off the stage but no one did that and sometimes you need to tell your friends when to get off the stage so when you want to say oh my God cutie that's so bad instead you're just going to put a smiley face okay she did her best and we cannot harass my in inner inner child because she is already sad so we're just going to give her smiley faces oh it's so bad okay um there's a part where I get really dramatic and I drop the bear that I'm holding I'm wearing I'm holding a teddy bear cuz it's like where are you Christmas is all about growing up so I drop the teddy bear and then I go whoa Christmas is here and it's really good but it's actually worse than that version that I just yelled she hits it she doesn't she doesn't hit it she's doesn't she doesn't even get close someone should have taken her off the stage but you know what hey you go you go does your sister react to this one uh thank you for the 26 months this is how you know that it was like bad bad cuz my sister feels too bad to even be like oh my gosh I don't believe my sister criticizes this one which means yeah she said she feels bad um but but here I am in all my drama and Glory ready to live my best life okay I'm just like not ready but I know I shouldn't talk during this so then Jello can take the sound bite so we can put it for a gifted sub song for like a 100 gifted subs for Christmas I know I shouldn't talk you've already played this one before I know I've played it before but it hurts he already has one it's already been an alert I know but not the full song this should be the full we got to do the full song I should have to sit in it okay mags thank you all right everybody buckle up get those smiley faces ready oh you can't hear it yet my bad one second there's my drama moment I look up at the light that's where stuff gets dramatic this is me getting in the zone okay long intro to be sitting there these poor parents [Music] I canot laugh during it Jello I'll just send it to you separately later guys shut up the home was really good it was good [Music] where are you Christmas why [Music] why is this isn't too [Music] bad someone put her out of her in misery I [Music] re [Music] me where are you Christmas do you remember [Music] [Applause] [Music] the okay it's just sad yes you can hear someone laughing yes the tree is having problems okay it's my sister laughing I think it's about to get really bad right [Music] here here everywh this is so [Music] bad uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I you [Music] [Applause] never the joy of Christmas stays here inside each and [Music] [Music] and then I bolt look how look how fast I run off the stage [Applause] oh my God the crowd did not love me as much as they loved Santa Baby they were like bring back the the sexy dancers oh my gosh I feel nauseous from secondhand embarrassment listen listen I was Brave okay I was Brave I was good for never having any vocal training should I have gotten that song No should have my choir teacher stepped in yes uh did she do that no my chir teacher did me dirty Time After Time After Time it seems you know but that's okay this is my entire choir performance which I won't have you guys sit through let me see if there's anything else in on this video there might not be oh my gosh this is the longest choir performance ever my poor parents had to sit through this this this is like so many minutes oh my gosh I have a really bad video um so I joined the step club in junior high because I joined a lot of Clubs I don't think I should show this video the step club like I think I still remember one like like you know like Stomp the Yard yeah that was a bad one but you get it so I was in the step club um and we performed uh no big deal um and you giving the white girl who turned someone and [ __ ] I actually think she was in step club with me um yeah let's let me just listen first a second let me let me see it starts with a girl saying step up and the rest of us going yay yeah oh no oh no okay we'll just watch it a little bit together we just we'll just watch a little bit of it together H how do you have time to be popular with all the clubs you're in I was popular in junior high because I got all the solos clearly um yeah okay here we go um okay okay this one's pretty bad [Applause] step I'm in the back of this let's show how we break it down let's show them how we break it down 5 6 [Applause] 78 I'm not ready for me to crawl in from the side of the stage like a freaking Kraken this is your best work so far shut up that's kind of like the one I did over there where am I I thought I was on this side of the stage but there's one of my friends [Applause] oh I'm back I'm so I'm right here guys I'm so far in the back Christmas step performance no this was a different this was different this was like when all the clubs had performances so this was the step club performance 5 6 78 T [Applause] smoke pretty [Applause] good [Applause] I'm a little off back here though huh I'm a little [Applause] off I'm just sitting back there like this just trying my best [Applause] W if you guys don't know where I am I am the the 2x4 right here wearing boot cut jeans with the bangs oh why did she get moved to the front I wonder why why is she up here why is the boot cut Bandit up here please send her back to the [Applause] B okay Justin Bieber was super it's bangs I had my hair was in [Applause] [Music] braids [Applause] tricky okay gock Tricky Tricky Tricky Tricky [Music] Tricky that's good how is it not [Applause] over let me hear you 5 6 [Applause] S8 okay [Applause] we sure did love step oh tough crowd tough crowd everybody tough crowd you've lived a Million past lives yeah no one ever believes my stories and I'm like there you go don't worry guys yes I was also in Country Club thanks for asking that's me [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] I was too focused on learning step also the the it's obviously a little messed up it got a little messed up it's a little messed up the footage unfortunately the the video is corrupted do you still remember the steps I'm pretty sure no a shoot it's just broken dang it what a bummer the multi-talented cutie yeah yeah you could say that again you could say that again what is this uh oh I found a high school video this does not look good for us it's muted I think we're doing I'm a Little Teapot this is all I this is all I don't know what this is why it's funny I found this I don't know how it jumps to high school but I this is what comes up next and it's just me and like four girls doing I'm a Little Teapot but there's no sound but you can see my my cool outfit in high school I'm wearing a denim skirt with leggings underneath it and a black T-shirt and a like a big fake pearl necklace let me see how is it still going oh there I am I'm right here it's still corrupted but I assume we're doing an tea cup I listen I hate myself for in high school thinking I was fat I thought I was fat in junior high I thought I was fat in high school bro let me see what is this weird I don't know what this video was maybe my sister was recording something for volleyball I could see that oh boy I went back I went this was just us being silly and goofy look at my FIT these weren't Uggs actually these were called bear bearpaws and I got them at the grocery store before Bear Paws got like popular and got expensive I got these for like 15 bucks I think isn't that crazy um this just looks like my sister was filming random stuff this is my sister's video um guys I don't know how to explain [Music] this I don't know what it pans to so I'm scared this was my room growing up one second let me see what it P to my step sister okay oh my go QTC dog no I think I was just in a silly goofy [Music] mood that's hard to watch I'll say that that's a little hard to watch if if I had pre-at this I could show you all I just don't know what it shows or says I don't want like my steps my steps thingss are in this and I don't want them to say their name so I'm like nervous about that it got worse it just got worse I can't I can't watch that I can't I can't watch it I don't know what she's doing I don't know I don't know okay that's not don't say I don't know what she's doing I'm just dancing I don't know any of the words I made my steps sister dance it's bad I can't show you guys this oh my gosh how does it keep going guys there's another song what why why was there not like TV to watch I don't know I don't understand oh don't worry it's spawned back and I'm I'm dead I guess rip Queen oh oh it's just so bad yeah um okay that's all we can that's all we can show this is how it ends terrifying a little bit wow yeah that was my eras tour um maybe someday I will watch it all to make sure it's Kos and then you guys can watch it you can watch my eras tour wait so you died there but then you're here now yeah it just happened I guess um uh that can be your cutie mini app I'm good I'm good good that was fun though do you guys have fun the crazy thing is I have like so many more videos I have so many more but we're not going to watch anymore that was fun I had fun with you guys okay let's watch clips now that was painful thanks for going down that with me but you know what is more painful than all those videos Everybody Do you know what's more painful is having pubes and you should take care of your pubes with manscaped oh manscaped XO point manscaped in chat guys listen if you don't know what to get a man in your life for Christmas get him 20% off and and free shipping with manscape right now that's 20% off and free shipping with code QTC you can give them the premium package 5.0 which has the lawn mower which is the shaver and a nose trimmer it's got boxers and two free gifts sold all right thank you um okay uh let's uh let's do this um that was that was difficult okay how do we usually set this up we usually put me over here and we make me nice and big [Music] and chat you come over here and then manscaped is why is it so hard to have manscaped I need a white logo manscaped I don't want the balls my forehead manscaped can come right here wow natural oh I'm even bigger I can't grab manscape there it is I can put it here now that looks nice and then how are you doing today good how are you doing today and then over here display capture we can unlock that we can lock that and we do all and we do alt and we make it [Music] bigger oh [ __ ] I did it all right here we go um okay this says fan fan is not that excited about going on one about it why she hates me drama drama fan fan hates me late on that which is why I was so eager awkward um don't worry Maya she wants to do a wi abouted episode with me nobody told me I mean I'm really I don't like I didn't really want to like I don't I'm not really that excited about it I have like so many offers like a lot of podast want me to go on so like I'll have to check my schedule but I guess yeah I would I would be down potentially I'll have to think about it I don't like that level of excitement I will not be having her on I would like to bake with cutie you want to bake with cutie yeah that's so cutie wait that's so cutie you want to bake with cutie cerella Christmas party she seems someone ACC that's accurate accurate friends like at as a person or baking or she's kind of a straight shooter wondering what you're yeah that's what I mean like oh it's my the right way of doing it straight shooter what does that mean straight shooter meaning honest and forthright oh well thank you you all these she doesn't um she doesn't Min words straight shooter and she's an amazing give me more confidence Caroline all I hear is straight shooter I hear nothing about my good looks and skinny body Baker yeah that's why I like to I like to learn something yeah You' learn a lot I've learned a lot I know what to do have you okay we're I've learned a lot but I don't remember any of it make it happen we'll work'll she's trying to set me up with her dad listen dads love me moms fear me it's true it's true I'll bake with him I'm not attracted to high schoolers I'm not attracted to high schoolers I was attracted to high schoolers wait okay I was attracted to High School wait no okay no wait we're not doing this I was attracted to high [Laughter] schooler guys she was attracted to high schoolers when she was a high schooler is what she's trying to say it's like how I said I was attracted to baby simbba when I was also a baby we were both around the same age it makes sense she's valid yo oh [ __ ] Bro can't we can't lose this we actually can't lose this bro I'm the 911 guy like why is it every time I go every time I go to the [ __ ] stream it happens is this not guys is this a joke fol is so funny what hi squaks please come back to LA so I can snuggle on your tummy agains thanks for the $2 it's really awkward because I don't want to start drama but um lwig and Cutie's pets like me more not true they're always right here with me you love me you love me don't you you love me I got you tookus look at you poor ow she bed Me Out of Love handshake thank you oh she does like the handshake he doesn't know what he's talking about you know what I mean like I would I would sit I would sit back while watching TV and dur would go like right on my stomach and go to sleep cuz he smells like tuna sweet I mean I'm just saying I'm just saying it was so sweet but aren't you allergic I'm not for some [ __ ] reason guys everyone's actually been talking about it but squeaks smells like tuna like not the good kind like the canned kind and I haven't wanted to like tell tell him cuz I don't want him to be self-conscious about it but like every time he leaves La everyone's like G did tuna guy leave I'm like yeah I have to for Breeze's room why are you here don't you have strep go to bed the tuna guys in chat allergic to dur or Coots I mean I my eyes itch a little bit but it's like come on they're so sweet come on they're so sweet preo calls out cutie Cinderella what what could preo possibly say look at this dumbass this dumbass can string a sentence together I doubt it dude I feel like cutie is only friends with me so that she can say the esler I have not said the esler in many years outside of a League of Legends Lobby can I talk about this to my therapist preso can't afford a therapist where' I get this from this is cu's Merch this is dur and Coots these are cutie and cutie and LS pets but like bro dur is the best I love dur dur is awesome is cool too has Leslie ever come to my house oh yeah she did for when we did uh streamer Camp she came that one time she's never like hung out with dur I don't think D but dur is like the best D is the best I don't know why I was sleeping on dur until I met dur and I'm like wait you're the best dud everyone sleeps on dur dur has the best personality he is so sick dur is the best cat ever uh anyways where did I get this from this is cutie a dinosaur pineapple I'm uncomfortable no you're not [ __ ] uncomfortable he didn't even listen to our safe word last night what fan fan you have to stop is this fin pineapple Pine up oh the one time the joke goes too far that's funny wait Zach that's Zach I know Zach hold up he doesn't know how to spell my name what the hell all right let's watch wait he clicked on his own video instead of mine what a monster there Zach that's Zach he was with us on my first time meeting cutie why is he that's the same guy why are you so confused he just has a beard now he also was at streamer Awards last year he helped me with streamer Awards yeah exact he's a mod four years ago he's a mod he's also one of my like old old guy friends like when I very first like started doing Austin shows I became friends with like a group of guys it was like Zach and Mini Titan and Anton and Logan I used to hang out with him all the time but then in Arcus life got life got in the way he car pulled back to the hotel together and um and that's when lewick showed me pictures of him catching a very big fish and cooking it I've never seen lewick talk so happily about something until that moment it's a maze we've been lost I see you again I said that nicely but that guy has tried to kick me out like four times got in Thursday 10:30 p.m yeah lewig is really proud about catching that fish in Japan is this I love you so much all right who's next you me my favorite moment was last night after the stream was off um the girls all banded together and we successfully got Nick to leave our room cuz he wouldn't leave and he kept trying to see us undress what that is a cotton picking lie I have the photo s please coton picking what is that sentence surely he won't get canceled not once not never not Nick in the cork will fall into the bottle uh oh oh boy screw it first it's not working oh there's legs I swear these things never work never mind like this that doesn't work either you idiot I had a funny interaction with a chess like a chess nor me today I suppose uh is the best way to like describe it essentially I I was getting my security system updated at at my house and uh the guy was like talking he like brings up chess for some reason I was like oh you play chess and he was like yeah and I was like oh what is your ELO and he's like 850 and I was like oh that's awesome I'm like 800 blah blah blah and he's like I was like do you watch any chess creators and he was like oh I watch hakaru and Gotham and blah blah and he's naming people and he's like have you ever heard of the bz's and I was like oh my gosh yeah love them and he was like they're not my cup of tea and I was like why and he's like they're loud and I was like no no they're not you just have to like like you just need to catch them when they're like both like when they're individually playing chess and I promise it's like a really good chess grme and he's like I have they're loud and I was like No And I'm sitting there defending them with my whole heart and then the first first clip I see of Andrea today it's not working oh there's legs I swear these things never work like this that doesn't work either you idiots that's what I told him I said turn the volume down and grow up B be doing text stuff wait people like listen to squeaks and he's 50 who squeaks [Music] no squeaks is not 50 okay 50 no squeaks is actually younger than I am he's he's a streamer God that's F he's a friend of mine he just looks old but for a long time there was a rumor that he was like 48 oh okay okay yeah he's a presidential candidate oh my God squeak should run for president that' be so awesome e could never bro extra looks just like this hey I know okay I get it I get it I know I have no boa and I have no G and and um but you know I have I have a a uh you know I have a smile and that's all that matters at least I can smile away so I have a newba and aat a big heart you know and and um that's all that matters a sparkling personality please please I need people to stop making fun of the itty bitty Tity commedy because because we're really self-conscious and insecure okay you know who else is kind of sick that I realize it's actually that sick well besides Sho I I was watching the the wild west streams and I didn't realize how like perverted Nick is w I sat there sweating I was so nervous she was going to say lwig I was like oh gosh did he make a joke or something because they've been playing a lot of games together I was like please don't say lwig please don't yeah well that she just hasn't watched a stream that's just Nick oh my God everything he says is like I didn't realize he's like that creepy pervert guy it's just it's just a joke don't don't worry it's just wait I want to be on the right side of History yeah creep creep he calls people Supple I don't want to die I didn't you know who else is um do you know what a K is oh my gosh Emily no what is a k it's like U increasing the booty size oh oh okay oh it's it's enhancement yes yes okay I see through through working out so so why do you think you need that um I don't know um I you know get kind like a plank so um oh well that's another exercise planking yes that could be good for my ass yes very good so and and are you going to post this uh yes yes very good where at um do you know twitch yes wow yes I'm a twitch Santa okay very good [Music] glad Emily it's just you came to see me what's your first name Emily Emily very good thank you Emily that mean strength in French right yes very good a lot of strength very good thank you well thank you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year I hope I didn't break your leg no you didn't you're fine thank you so much now maybe after the G the'll byebye Merry Christmas she is our bravest soldier I need everyone to know that Emily is our bravest soldier out there working the field wait I hear someone no ladies ladies yes yes come on through who's coming ladies oh we got we got there is nobody coming you don't hear that I hear Cricket give the cricket a [ __ ] rise that's crazy oh oh he's gonna oh gosh I don't do I want to watch this I feel like I don't want to watch this I don't like this it's so funny really okay my God we going to do it this was head on it I thought there was no head that sucks that honestly sucks I would not like that stop B Sor cut off the dead person Jesus than that's sad I don't know if I would react that emotionally but I I would want to if I was on my period I would cry I think I would just make lewick do it if I'm being [Music] honest your finger part while pouring oh man the memories right yeah just yeah gone that's been nice for and I when they're gone oh really they didn't ask the oh no this is when I throw the shoe at ladwig's face it's so bad oh I feel so bad I can't watch this it hits lewig right in the face it's beat up a clock apparently all right be fine Owen wison oh God that was so cringe I'm awful e yuck I I don't know why I did this okay I'll tell you what I just did by accident um oh okay so so the qu the question now is is a Disney adult a red flag is a Disney adult a red flag or green flag for you as a part bro gonna be in The Gallows if he answers this wrong three two one red I I don't know why I did this these are three grown men that have a podcast about anime need I say more being grown men and loving anime is the same as being a Disney adult in a different lunch table okay that's a different there's just they're just same candy different color you you want to go back where you came from right make make a right make a right straight ahead I just played this now I get it keep going in that direction I'm watching start um there's the blob coming up in a moment careful careful and then you should be close to the exit I think Pac stop stop what the just what what what the [ __ ] is happening take off take off [Laughter] what what happened oh what the hell I didn't know they could come through your ship like that Pac-Man took steroids very cool another juicer how nice wee wow looking good hi are you cold in the sh hi hi what the oh guys guys I don't I oh um do you need help uh do dude I can never I early early when I I started streaming I would do some irls I could never Emily is amazing I don't know how she does that she ended up uh kissing me and then I felt a little bit of his tongue okay the first kiss was on me like it was bad because of me okay so what happened was I felt a little bit of tongue and I was like oh we're supposed to use tongue I guess and so I stuck my tongue out a little bit and I was like it feels like his tongue is really far out so I kept sticking my tongue out further and and further and by the end of the kiss the underneath like frenulum dongle thing underneath my tongue was sore from how far I stuck my tongue out ah and then um at the end of it he goes he goes it's okay we'll work on that so like did did you go like I can't believe it's been 14 months already him yes I penetrated him with my tongue pretty much Jesus uh thank you for the 14 months that sucks that is a lot tongue is a big commitment couldn't think of a joke so he just walked off that's funny I could have sex while playing this game oh God we can do like at the same time yeah what side by side play will'll be face to face while getting doggied no I don't like that idea ladies okay we okay let's go on yeah [Music] I know it's [Music] coming damn she's good hello Lan Lan have you guys seen these things hey L ah so depends you rub him he'll do different stuff oh he's sleeping hey little lenlen I don't like it I don't like it I first it was cute and now I kind of don't like it I don't know why I don't like it oh good morning hey little dude if you like rub his left side he'll like go to your left side pet the other ones oh he's look he's has a little [Music] heart and if I rub on this side he'll go to this side watch see he's like reactive so crazy not [Music] mad you can pick them up too they're kind of cute but they're kind of creepy yeah they're furbies on steroids boxbox can I ask you a relationship question yeah that's a good idea if your question is my girlfriend said would you still love me if I was a worm you have to say yes even if you don't actually believe in it you have to say yes he's a genius your honor I've always said this about box box I think he's the smartest man on this planet no matter what it's just one of the rules acting you know all right you're never going to defeat my new favorite food bagette what the [ __ ] did he just call me if you think you're baggot could do more every what the [ __ ] dude than my that's not good so sorry but fan fan is better for this wild west thing I'm not going to lie I might be in love with fan fan not in the love like you know in love with like the way I'm how many like can we make a actually we'll save a stream for let's make a stream of a tier list of all of Nicks uh parasocial relationships with different women let's do it we've got C we've got Brit we've got Caroline we've got myself we've got Maya we've got fanfan there's got to be more Ashley water yeah Emily Molen we should include Molen we should include Molen I'm in love with Molen or like Maya or anything like that okay he's in love with Molina and Maya in the way that a husband is in love with his wife right right but he's in love with me in the way that a man is in love with someone that he can pay to have sex with that's crazy have lwig and cutie offered to adopt you yeah yeah have um yo Mato thanks for the prime they basically are my parents you know they take such good care of me we are like the same age I like eat all their junk food and stuff and then get sick and then go to sleep I'll watch like a movie and actually he does do that yeah we'll put like a blanket on him then our cat crawls up on him they basically are my hello smiley face okay goodby aren't you older than them yeah watch her surprise just be like she takes her shirt off she's open your mouth open your mouth I'm unzipping what is this is she actually going to suck my dick right now that's crazy oh my gosh she look at [Music] oh are you [ __ ] kidding [Laughter] me that's got to be the best clip in the whole wide world that's so funny this is what we're we've been doing this morning here if you want to get a sneak preview off of my Instagram oh no this is going to go on your Instagram story oh stop wait we do the same the whole we going to be live soon I mean I'm going to be we're doing a photo shoot all day wait really photo shoot was hell you're cold um sure I know I mean yeah we can we can turn I can turn off the I mean not turn it off but like turn it up a little bit I never thought someone would say it's too cold but um here's will here's will okay well watch out watch out this was the worst day of my life next year though surely I'll be in shape don't worry guys next year for sure okay okay I believe in you okay I'm I'm not going to yell that's embarrassing okay okay okay they had to save her what the [ __ ] damn wipe out wait everyone's just [ __ ] dead oh my god oh [ __ ] I don't want to [Music] play take my scrap please just take just [ __ ] take it no oh man no [ __ ] I don't like this I [ __ ] hate this I [ __ ] hate this is that kid laughing her head off that's so funny oh [ __ ] is fast get me the [ __ ] out of here don't worry guys I'll bring you back holy [ __ ] I thought he was going to get killed that's so funny I missed it cat the store no no what a dumb ass go come on man get the [ __ ] star I'm Mr Bean get the star you idiot you were just R okay toast if the girl you really really liked wanted to change dsg's logo into a cartoon dog would you be like bet let's go no exactly but but I want a bang at least he has his limits everybody he's got his limits I hope you guys enjoyed the event even if you didn't dude what is this thumbnail what his own thumbnail he sets his thumbnails does he not what is he on about I love this opening hope you guys enjoy what he on about oh Tim did it oh what is this good job Tim classic there are 300,000 members of r/ big [ __ ] it's a thing wait but I could throw that baby over them [Laughter] mountains hold on r/ big [ __ ] this one did not autofill what is happen dude dude wubby's streams are a fever dream I'm not looking it up also I would never I would never scream at a woman's fat juicy clitoris cuz all women are beautiful and natural I don't want to look it up I'm afraid of it I'm afraid of the big clitor it's is I'm afraid of them I'm gonna be honest with you I think I'm afraid of them I'm also afraid of big penises so it's not sexist it's equal I'm just afraid of most big like really big things like if anything's bigger than it should be like if there's a spider and it's bigger than a normal spider that's kind of scary if there like if there's like a really big cat maybe it's a little scary really big dog can be a little more scary oil drills are more scary than a drill you know weby I need you to look at me I need you to understand something aim for the bushes okay okay all right they got hello evening [Music] [Laughter] evening just face slam where you're dead it's in why isn't it working why is it working that's so funny I don't know why that's funny that's so funny okay okay I didn't mean to to do that I was nervous you guys I'm nervous it sounded like I was farting but it was my foot my foot went like my foot went like you guys couldn't hear it any ow ow [ __ ] it's okay you can fart okay I hit the stupid cord and it pulled out my ears I my foot made a farting noise right before squeaks the thing and I meant to pause it and say that wasn't I didn't fart that was my foot but I I skipped squeaks his dumb ass okay Harry Potter everyone locked in the answer is volcano oh wooo yay I love that people are drawing but that some of those looked suspicious yeah I'm not sure if you were drawing a volcano or a flashlight what the hell was that con didn't okay we look at Valk Ray that thing is girthy it looks like a a a toe penis toe penis toe penis and also joining us today is another amazing streamer huge gamer variety streamer Miss 39 daff hello hello I'm just is here to give my purely professional take uh my casting skills we're going to keep it clean professional excellent it's going to be great yeah can't see can't wait to see how this turns out hell yeah chat fist bump me chat put them up put them up chat put them up put them up there come on ah there they are there they there they are you guys are you guys are crazy guys stay crazy it's so bad M you look like you do what's your persona my Persona oh definitely a fox I mean it's I don't think it's my persona it's just like if a wolf I had to pick an animal to [ __ ] it would be a fox or a lion jeez wa like a Persona not like a real one what listen you could talk to shyy after this maybe you can go into V thought about that I get it yeah sorry about that my fault no it's it's okay it's okay um um I'm GNA put a virus inside you and that virus is my dick could have said chyia was that a good one um and a prog is that's programming or like technology related I uh he'll come around Farley Farley what do you think about Ka you know Ka Farley's you know Ka what do you think about Ka they go do you condom humus do condom hummus what is condom hummus what what's condom hummus saying without insulting the profession I mean that's sincerely but ever since they changed replies to prioritize paid blue checks it could be like uh you know a a [ __ ] daycare exploded in Cincinnati today and you click to get more information and then the top reply is like someone selling pictures of their body and the reply is like you can explode in me if you want and I'm like people died [ __ ] what are you doing here sorry you have some decorum I wasn't I I apologize I I wasn't listening at first and I stopped listening in the middle and then I heard the exploding you thing and I thought that was a good line and then I as soon as the words came out of my mouth I remember the text the context and we're good now that I've cleared it up it moves when you don't look at it those things my it is one of those things okay Rob I'm going to look at it I need you to come back I fell okay keep your eyes on me okay dude this guy [ __ ] died oh [ __ ] what a [ __ ] Noob holy [ __ ] I'm going to die too though hey FK hey I trust you dog can I trust you dog you're behind me right yo poke you behind me you didn't abandon me right poke poke hey you behind me right poke poke poke poke oh [ __ ] he also how do I get away from this thing bro he's [ __ ] so what the [ __ ] do I do if I touch it will I die you right game is kind of funny how much you think that cost to twitchcon take a guess bro there's no way some of you guys are saying 2K there's no way there's no shot it's like it's like uh I think it was like 40 or 50 to to build just this isn't that [ __ ] isn't that insane dude twitchcon got to make Bank huh $200 a ticket for like 20,000 people 40K a booth how does that make any sense I'm pretty sure if I like ask my uncle he'd do it for like a a beer in like 20 minutes no way yes way that's just the building pot scammed isn't that ridiculous the the con is a bunch of weird fees that they add on like I think you have to put you have to put like flooring down and the flooring is like super expensive I was just telling Chad about the weird costs yeah how was just the floor cost like putting Flor like 10 15K I thought that sounded like lwig At first that guy um all right that's it because that's our last ones that are seven up voted if you guys want me to see your Clips you've got to submit them onto the web site uh XM Point reacts for that um otherwise uh if you don't want to submit Clips you can go up up vote Clips you want me to see yay that was fun did you guys have fun be honest you didn't okay fine whatever oh like And subscribe oh me escaped the 20% off and free shipping right now everybody right now tell your friends tell your 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[Music] yo what am i looking for oh chat yo yo yo yo i'm so tired are you baking son yes hello first again hi you weren't even close to being first homie oh my god [ __ ] garbage bag i took out the garbage all by myself she's a queen they say in some countries mostly brazil how could you do that to slime what did i do to slime did i do something to slime cake time is the best time messy thank you for the subscribe taking out the trash never mind oh good good one good one gamer excited for cake time hell yeah i'm batman poss on twitch thank you for the gifted subs dude any ladies in chat i fell asleep with my freaking fake eyelashes on and now my eyes are [ __ ] anybody else relate where'd you get this shirt i actually got it at walmart years ago but you can get it online pretty easily just google cat cat mountain shirt because the brand is mountain i thought this was a kitty stream all i see is batman trauma thank you for the two months uh whoever said they i relate pastel thank you for the sub how long did you sleep we're at about six hours eye drops will help i don't know where the eye drops are this does not look like the texture i want hello good morning you like the og batman oh i'm not good enough for you so i have to stop it you know what's the worst chat is i still have [ __ ] super glue on my gd fingers i like how i say [ __ ] and then i said gd she's so quirky she's so quirky she's a corgi she has short legs and a nice butt except for i'm not even corgi because i have a long leg and an okay butt hi jersey all right can you turn the lights on please um yes yes yes i can for you sir anything besides anything more than turn on the lights all right um right okay first things first i'm to realist i need to roll out some fondant we're going to roll out a bit of fun and do not eat that hey durs pulled out a chunk of his fur and then tried to eat it um we're going to roll out some fondant for the cityscape on the outside of the cake um now the real question is does the [ __ ] have fondant oh the [ __ ] does [ __ ] does have fun then wait maybe the [ __ ] doesn't have fun both of these feel like they're half full i also have this one one of these has something in it for sure all right no cat cam today no we're all business we have approximately two hours to make two cakes and seek vengeance oh what a dog [ __ ] it's all dried out uh should i save this i feel like i can reuse these containers they're pretty good size this is brown all right who am i supposed to be batman i'm batman i'm vengeance i'm your dad you guys didn't finish the cake last night no it's chad's fault let's take this three months you look like lady gaga what hi dad that's not what i was going for johnny thank you for seven months i like the joker more all right attitude uh where's the corner i'm actually out of corn sadly guys i'm so exhausted you look like michael keaton is that better yeah [ __ ] i needed this oh chat we did the dishes last night that was so nice of us because i need some tools in here oh you're telling me i didn't wash the one thing i need i didn't cool cool great yeah i was hoping i didn't actually okay well blessed blessed be this day my brothers and sisters for i am vengeance for i am darkness for i am justice for i am batman no sorry chad that's just my dishwashing song gotta sing it and the dishes won't get washed will they ah yes the famous bat buster theme oh yes so you're not funny yikes finally a woman doing what a woman does oh you got banned for not being funny get [ __ ] here's a deal chat you don't have to be funny you don't you can be in my chat without being funny that's like not a credential that's required however you can't try to be funny when you're not funny you will get banned for that swing and miss just don't swing it's okay buddy fill it on band form feels like an honest mistake you didn't know you were sexist [Music] all right hi jersey i love you please don't marry me it looks like you have food already out it looks like that way gave you some food and you're trying to trick me into giving you more food have you seen the inside outtakes no i literally would love to i just haven't had no time batman batman bada bada bada bada bada man if you have to put jk after the joke it's not funny that's actually a really good point ugh try to make this thin i want this just like thin but like a texture on the cake okay okay dude this cat is looking he needs a backpack oh he needs a backpack he needs a haircut all right getting cake number one okay number one looking good tbh [Music] ah dude this is gonna die everybody's mouths black where's your boyfriend bro he's literally live on his channel go there leave me alone also i'm pretty sure batman doesn't have a boyfriend and lesson robin are actually dating like what i read about online all right did the compressor work no i hand painted it okay all right here we go i'm just gonna wipe off this base because it's dirty and it's tilting me they're an ambiguously gay duo guys listen boys can be friends and it's not gay okay boys could also fight crime together and it's not okay however boys cannot i can't think of something that's gay get married and it not be gay are batman and robin married i don't think so i don't think they are who's her boyfriend robin we just talked about this are you serious hell yeah all right chad we have two decisions we have one decision to make i don't know why i started with two i guess i was excited we have one decision to make wow okay i know this was just on my face ignore it option number one it goes here okay city skyline goes here bat symbol goes here option number two it goes here city skyline goes here bat symbol goes here what do you like can we see again yeah option number one mask goes here city skyline goes here bat symbol goes up here option number two city skyline goes here bat symbol goes right here mass goes here i think i almost like option one [ __ ] generally i need to tape this back up one with the mask not perfectly straight i have actually no clue how the mask will go up there so we're about to find out it was cutie under the mess the whole time yeah don't freak out how'd the moss be propped up um toothpicks number one is winning do you like that one better cintilla it's going in so we're doing it this way because i just shoved it it'd be like this and it stands up by itself it's kind of wicked this black fondant stained teeth this is actually frosting and it is gonna stain teeth he got his nose in there a little too much oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i just need to wipe off his nosey okay here we go now we're going to do the skyline which i found a pretty cool picture of just a skyline a gotham city esque skyline p-o-g-s-l-i-d-e uh thank you for the sub yep um it's not centered it is and you're just being cringe it's fine that's actually not centered but it's good enough guys can you just shut the [ __ ] up thanks i can't change it so that's all i can do and we're not going to go sub online it's fine all right um skyline skyline's going okay it's right here all right we're going to back seaters are really the most annoying thing to exist it's just like i can't change it because the frosting is cold and i can't fix it and i don't care okay all right maybe i do care but i can't change it because look at the chunks of frosting that came off i'm not changing it cause i have these big chunks of frosting that came off dude this is gonna [ __ ] this is literally going to ruin people's teeth that's better that's better okay okay first things first i'm going to put the bridge i'm going to make a little bridge right in the middle i'm just freehanding all this [ __ ] because that's what we do i want to if i have time i want to do a red like hahaha on the back um did you use gel food coloring yeah it's gonna [ __ ] people's mouths up um but first you know what let's just first i just want to actually just get some buildings plopped in here hi daisy like i just want to get some buildings plopped in and then i'll do this bridge because there's like a bridge all right i'm just going to throw this on the back so this is going to be plain painted black too so you're only going to be able to like see the the outline of it if that makes sense so it's going to be a really dark cake with the intention of being a dark cake so it's like that it's just a cityscape i'll add like some windows and stuff after it's painted black dude this was probably a bad idea because no one's gonna want to eat it because it's gonna make their mouths black see that i'm gonna do a tall one right i want the bridge kind of centered so i might do the bridge right here okay roll it out again okay that was yelling ludwig's yelling again all right i think this is a good size for the bridge actually all right so this we're just gonna quickly go like this we're going to go straight across here we're going to go here we're going to cut up like this and then straight across here and then down curve back up there we go straight across here curve back down all right so just making the famous gotham city bridge it's nothing like the brooklyn bridge by the way it's just the gotham city bridge a qt day stream qtc spin so it just looks like this and then i'll paint in like the lines so that makes sense except for i think it needs to be next to a taller building so i'm going to save this guy for later and plop in a tall building so that guy's saved for later this bridge will come right here okay by the way um big announcement around 1 15 on twitter you're an absolute cake thing thank you thank you very much pause champ big announcement not otk it's like it's not an event it's more of like a business thing i don't know you'll see it's whatever give us a hint that was the hint who asked chicken soups your [ __ ] dad asked me last night after i sucked him off [ __ ] sorry sorry pluto what was that what'd you type in chat i'm sorry people club go my dad signing with twitch guys you're not gonna guess okay you're not gonna guess because you guys are stupid we hate dishes oh my god well i've had um one time i was drowning one time i was drowning like i was so slammed and i needed to do another cake stream or bake stream the next day so i had my assistant come and do the dishes and it was like such a relief but i decided that i will only do that in desperate times until i pay her literally double because i do not want her doing my dishes unless i'm paying her way more if i were in your position i'd hire a full-time dishwasher because it's like [ __ ] dishes i'm not like i don't know i've been someone's assistant and that's kind of what i did i mean listen once she's more of like a i just need to pay her more once i pay her more then i'll be like every freaking time i do a cake stream please come do dishes so then they're ready for the next one but for now she does not get paid enough to do that you enjoy doing dishes you're weird hello okay okay so let me plop this get an idea of where this is going it's going like here so i know okay i will promise to give you more information soon okay sorry i've been so drowning thanks can i see the front i'm working on the front right now you'll be able to see it in a hot second no chat's talking no you're good i should have told you that throw dishes away and buy new ones jello that's genius chad i'm pronouncing drowning fine no that's not tall enough difference damn it shut up chat use only paper and plastic no because it's bad for the environment you know that doing dishes like the water waste from doing dishes is slightly better than paper and plastic i could get biodegradable but usually the bowls and stuff aren't big enough to work with because i've tried the bee population is going down have you heard yes the world is burning the animals are leaving all right nice this one's a little messy because my fingers are getting more and more covered in black okay so is this going to line up where i want it to because i think i'll just nice it's like the bo burnham song whenever people talk about the world ending literally beau's voice pops in my head the whole world's burning honey it already did or is it ending the whole world's ending honey it already did got it good now get inside so oh i'm so happy i did the dishes last night do you guys think i should ruin streamer of the year at my own award show what do you guys think i've been thinking about it i've been like tossing it out there trying to catch the vibe seeing if i should just win it you know [Laughter] swift for the love of lady gaga please stop barking look at that look at that bridge that's kind of dope guys they are currently delivering the beyblade stadium wow sorry i'm a little focused right now i'll talk to you in a little bit just a little [ __ ] focused okay you guys aren't that important it's okay not the best not the worst oh my elbow smashed this building goodbye building oh let me actually you know what let me do that hi qt i love your cat shirt has wicked thank you wiki oh oh sorry chat i'm deciding to make a complicated building so i'm a complicated [ __ ] hmm so so is that off-center i think it is no it's actually so centered that it looks off-center what the hell because it right down the nose is right at the middle of the bridge i don't know it's freaking me out okay there's another building okay now you can just be a plain building i heard that sub taylor thank you for the prime sorry chad i'm so concentrated i'm speed running this it's the only way i'm going to get it done i have like an hour left and we still have the other cake your last day of high school ever congrats the side camera angle makes it look wonky but we know it's straight uh yeah i don't know why the camera angle warps it but camera angle does that sometimes all right we're gonna throw in a short fellow hello short fellow get on in there all right and then we have let's do like a tall skinny one okay then i might just do a wide a wide one right there i think that'll fit on my roll out white heart oh [Music] oh [ __ ] stretch this guy out it's a bit of a gap but it's okay hey cutie do you believe owning slash running a bakery slash cake shop in la would be a personally fulfilling endeavor or are there too many stressors to outweigh the fulfillment um too many stresses um like in a dream world i could have a um you know i could do like what chubby does but with a bakery like i could have a little bakery and live stream it all the time but i wouldn't feel safe doing that sadly due to you know the world safe yeah like i feel like people would show up with guns and stuff because they'd want to you know be on stream with a gun all right this cake is looking so good thank you dude this is gonna [ __ ] people's mouths up i'm nervous about that all right chat i don't want you guys to freak out i have your feeling you're gonna freak out this is more about texture than seeing it okay so it's about to um i'm going to paint it black so you won't really be able to see it unless you're in person then you'll be able to see it okay you guys are going to freak out but it's going to be black all right all right actually maybe i'll just use this again i'm gonna hit it with some luster don't worry i'm gonna hit it with a little bit of luster so it's gonna be kind of a gray um but you guys will see this is so bad dude everyone's gonna be stained all right so it kind of looks like this i know you guys can't see it you won't be able to see it the whole point it looks shiny it's not just it's just because it's just put on it's going to dry and look the same as the cake but i'm going to put some luster on it and so it will look a little different but it's a process chat trust the process okay that's all i ask you trust the [ __ ] process this is gonna [ __ ] people's mouths up well that's what a black cake does okay i'm batman without black i mean i could have made it all yellow i guess dude i guarantee you're gonna hear people complain who went to this party and ate this cake about it [ __ ] up their mouths because it is gonna be bad i'm gonna tell people to like avoid eating the outside of their frosting one time i had a bride that had an all-black cake and i told them i was like it's going to [ __ ] up your mouths it's going to ruin pictures you don't want this and she was like yes i do so we had to bring like extra teeth whitening stuff and all this stuff [ __ ] it up how like dying their mouth yeah there's so much it will literally like dye your teeth like it's i mean it'll come out but it's just a lot of dye especially this dye this is an oil-based dye so it's like well it's like cocoa butter so like coats [ __ ] like it's not this this dye doesn't joke around which is why i wanted to use my airbrush but it was broken wow so all right it looks cool with the white 3d lines those are gonna go away maybe should i keep them i could keep them i could keep the top ones you like them you actually like them okay well i will probably get rid of like the bottom ones or like the in-between ones that i don't want to show all right i think i might keep them i think you guys are actually i think that's kind of a fun idea besides like the in-betweens that aren't supposed to be shown it's not clean because i didn't do it on purpose so now it's kind of [ __ ] but i guess that's okay [Music] [Music] okay don't make fun of my concentration face tell me when i have i don't do it i can't concentrate all right so these are not 90 degree angles i'm going to try to fix that real quick to the extent of my patients wow oh emily thank you for the sub oh [ __ ] i just there we go some of these towers are a little wobbly i can't really straighten them atm okay i've got to move on and just stop being hyper i seen them continue to obsess all right um what is happening here this very front is crooked so chad the white lines in person look messy so i'm getting rid of them on screen they look kind of cool but in person they actually look messy so i'm gonna get rid of them which sucks because it's gonna take me a while do wow qtc love qtc love why do you have to knock it's a delivery guy just don't knock i thought we got rid of knocking with kovid [Music] [ __ ] what time is it oh [ __ ] okay we're not doing good [Music] [Music] speed it up [ __ ] swift please for the love of god i need a smaller paintbrush swift baby slippers come here handsome sweepy come here bud all right just keep barking to yourself then i'm sure that is also fun [Music] sweat bars yeah he is literally barking at beyblades that got delivered i have so many boxes that are delivered right now it's actually disgusting god damn it how big is this [ __ ] city how close am i okay i'm actually kind of close this is just cringe taking forever this cake probably tastes like vengeance like veggies vengeance oh i was like it doesn't taste like veggies is all sugar my friend this will also make everyone's poop black if they eat it so i need to warn them of that as well all right done that's gonna dry for a second i'm gonna move my position so you guys can see what i'm doing a little better um we're gonna put some gold leaf on this [ __ ] speaking from experience yeah i've had many a black cakes in my day believe it or not okay all right here we go we're gonna do this part we're gonna let it sit we're gonna throw oh [ __ ] i missed a big chunk right there sometimes angles are everything oh boy yeah i went the wrong way i didn't get any on the opposite side one second checking all sides checking all sides reporting in checking all sides i think we're good all right okay all right here's the cake we're just going to start slathering gold leaf right here this is edible gold leaf it's very [ __ ] expensive genuine edible gold genuine all right here we go i need a lot of hand wipes yeah they're so funny qtc smoke use a paper instead of your fingers no i like it torn because it makes it look more organic instead of just like bundles so thank you for backseating but i do know what i'm doing i did make wedding cakes professionally for many years thank you i will make it look more torn and then i'll go in and add the um bigger chunks with the paper but for now i just want i'm doing kind of like my shaping but essentially you can just go like this which is fine and dandy for the center but i'm doing my outsides uh now i'm just gonna do my center because i started on it you convinced me we're getting there what does gold even taste like you honestly can't taste it tastes like nothing i had a wedding cake that wanted this their entire cake covered in this it was so expensive okay oh we want this brokenish edge to go down first yeah you can come in and kind of tear it so it doesn't look exactly like a square there we go um okay this is ripped so we just make the best use out of it by putting it on our outsides you kind of want the rip otherwise it looks too like manufactured so you can kind of so when you get it on your fingers like this it's not a bad thing because you just kind of come in and dot it places hi kitty all right we just used a whole half a pack so that's like 50 bucks i don't know how much that is actually we're using gold because it's gonna be pretty what do wedding cakes always taste so bad that is on the wedding cake maker i will say my wedding cakes do not taste bad my wedding cakes are yummy hi daisy buddy you can't sit on my lap right now i know you really want to but you can't you can't sit on my lap right now are you covering it all in gold no you'll see i'm almost done i'm probably going to use all this this package of gold though to do what i'm doing all right let him sit oh come on jersey you can see my lap i love you i love you i wiped my hands don't worry chat after touching the cat i have a wet wipe over here for any backseaters it just a happy boy now except for you're a girl and i keep forgetting does he get along with new kitty not the best quite yet i will say there's the girl yeah i think one more right here and then i'm going to rough up my edges i want to do one more right there all right cool chat now we're going to rough up our edges by doing a mix of this and then also um i might add some pieces like i was before you want an organic and there's no straight lines in nature so you just kind of come through and remove any of those a mix is kind of cool is there gonna be a design on the gold it's gonna be the bat symbol the bat symbol will go on the gold okay all right doors you've got to get off of me i'm sorry i'm sorry but i have to go there's i'm really sorry i'm really sorry i love you so much but i have to finish this cake i'm on a bit of a time crunch i love you i love you dude we're so [ __ ] okay not even close chet i'm not even close wicked shirt thank you chat can you wear that shirt to convince this cat shirts are cool yes actually it's all in my marketing plan all right um that is one of my hairs and that is not supposed to be in fondant all right i gotta wipe this blade chat i need a bat symbol oh my god okay how big do i want it not that big actually um i don't know what bat symbol i should use that symbol there's so many [ __ ] i'm gonna use the most classic one i'm gonna use like this one it's the most classic okay here we go we're gonna start with a circle how big oh god it's not very big okay we're gonna look at the circle that needs to be smaller okay that is perfect size but this is a little thick so i need to thin it out and then get it back to that size again okay a little smaller you know what let me just grab a wet cloth again i need this wipe uh all right and we're gonna go like this this needs a new blade hmm you know what would be easier if i had a scallop tool let me just use a scallop tool scallop scallop scallop skillet scallop tool over here is where my scalp should be okay yeah we have one all right okay now we go like this and pull out okay and then like this and it goes all the way down [ __ ] that might not be enough i don't think i gave myself enough fondant because then we go like this actually might be perfect and match sorry chad i've got to talk to myself here it'll be cool in a second oh i think i have exactly enough oh [ __ ] see that one comes down longer okay sorry i'm free handing this so it's a little [ __ ] difficult i should have just traced it but i didn't want to print something out so instead i took double the time and i should be taking okay watching qt decorate is perfect for getting me sleepy so relaxing i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing but i appreciate the sentiment okay so this is going to be about here and here up through here bam up through here bam okay um and so then this needs to go like this i think that's right yeah yes queen ow that was my finger queen man i'm kind of goaded at free handing chat i'll say it it's one of the only things i'm kind of good at okay and then got ourselves a bat symbol there's one side that's way better than the other side but that's um know that's a that's a brain problem i think oh blame the brain not me we're different me in my brain chatty thank you for the 10 gifted sorry chad sorry i'm so quiet i'm focused i'm just trying to get this done um so close we're so close genuinely okay whoo paint this [ __ ] black god more black more black all right okay i can't [ __ ] this up when i put this on the cake because if i do it ruins the gold leaf so we only have one shot one opportunity to seize everything we ever wanted will we capture it or just let it slip yo his arms are heavy knees weak mom's spaghetti there's vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps mom's spaghetti what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth but mom spaghetti it's over now snap back to mom's spaghetti oh there goes mom's spaghetti all right here we go i need really clean fingers for this it's about to get really intense all right chat i need i need quiet in the room i have to line this up exactly here clean fingers clean fingers we've got clean fingers clean but dry fingers okay here we go we've got the bat symbol it is got a cat hair on my finger it's gone ah [Music] [Music] those are the only words [Music] working like a surgeon over here all right we have a few more things to do where is my last story um this is the gold i want to use a few more things just a few more things chat i know we are running so far behind we still need to throw the other cake together but i'd rather show up late with the finished cake then show up early with a not finished cake or show up on time with a knot finishing i don't know maybe on a vessel am i the [ __ ] read it tell me um okay um i need that [ __ ] luster where's that luster where did i put that luster chat it's a very specific luster that i need bro are you serious where did i put it i know i have it i know exactly what it looks like i know i have it this is no bueno no bueno yo so oh my god okay cutie you have all your luster in one place where did you put it amazing that's a lot of gifted subbies thank you very much oh there's some luster who is that shady thank you thank you very much thank you for the 10 gifted okay if i was luster where would i go if i was luster here's some gold luster i don't want that i want very distinctly my white luster i want distinctly white luster white white white it's on a spray bottle i have it in a spray bottle i know i have it where did you go you dumb stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] oh there it is yes you're who i wanted okay so i'm going to give a bit of a sheen to the buildings and then we're going to paint in some windows needs to go further back it's leaning all right saved okay here we go coming in out all right mr zed thank you for the five gifted hmm this is not gonna do what i want it to it's just gonna wipe off okay interesting all right well this plan did not work according to a plan damn this [ __ ] sucks there we go ah it's just not mixing with the black is too powerful a little bit of a shine is too powerful chat it's just eating it up wow it really is okay i have another idea actually none of my ideas are gonna work here this black just takes it off even if i patted it on it's gonna be okay all right that's fine um this is fine hmm let me just try this no not worth it um it'll just take me forever so it's fine we're just gonna paint um some windows on there um i'm gonna add a little bit of gold leaf throughout the sky um it's fine it's okay that happens sometimes ideas don't work silver um it'll just be this black is insane this is cocoa butter so it just covers if if it was airbrushed this would plan would have worked but since i had to use the cocoa butter it just is um it's like an invasive species it just [ __ ] takes over so it's all right it's okay i'm going to add like little almost like lightnings of gold in the skyline they're not going to look like lightning but figuratively abstractly just something to kind of tie it all together see that kind of just looks cooler this little gold like things okay and we're just going to do that and then we're gonna paint on some little i don't know how the i don't know if i'll be able to paint on the windows we're gonna see um we might be [ __ ] on that too again it's all because we had two i've announced it in eight minutes it's actually at 1 15. my announcement is at 1 15. don't worry i haven't forgotten just kidding i did forget until tony just said that ugh i really wish i had time to pipe the the joker's like ha ha ha actually you know what maybe i'm just gonna [ __ ] do it maybe i'm just gonna say [ __ ] it and ball you know chat that is so sick it's wicked she is announcing another announcement no this one's actually an announcement all right [Applause] all right um okay let's see if we can paint just a few windows on here i don't know if we can we're going to see um what works for us let me grab a paint we're going to see this is going to be interesting because i i genuinely don't know if this will work if it works we're going to pog out of our mind if it doesn't we are going to be sad try a few different brushes here all right we've got two brushes i need some vodka a fifth of vodka dare me to drive chat dare me please for the love of a god okay which one do i want to do i think i want to do this one but this one can be a [ __ ] so we're going to see all right first things first we're going to try just on um if you just want a smaller building i'm gonna try it dry and then i'm gonna try with vodka and we're gonna see what works best all right um okay okay so like this guy i'll just do this is the back right okay this is the back so i would just do like a square here and a square there so we're gonna see if i can just put this on in luster okay let's see oh we've got something here hmm what do you think is the worst food combinations um i don't know i don't like anything with mayo on it so i guess just mayo all right we can do like that which doesn't really look cool to you guys but it looks pretty neat in person i think um if you just add little like just a few little squares like if i go right here and i add a little and then like one down here you know i almost want to i'm getting some splatters of gold down here and i almost want to brush up a bunch of gold around the bottom of this cake but i probably shouldn't but i kind of want to the hardest thing is is i can't add as many windows as like i naturally would want to because i just can't because it would take me forever the biggest thing i want to paint though is the bridge and i don't think i can because i don't think it'll pull through [ __ ] chad i'm supposed to be done right now um all right because if i did the bridge oh i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try it and i might regret it [ __ ] it'd be easier to paint the black lines but i can't also paint this gold you might regret this but we're going in i can't i don't have the steadiest hand in the world i think doing it vague like this and then i'll go through with the black and touch it up was going to be the best way i can do it i can't do it solid it's just going to be like kind of abstract um maybe this was cringe maybe this was not worth because i also would need to switch oh that's actually way easier [ __ ] all right i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna clean it up with um the paint afterwards or the food coloring just bear with me for a second i kind of like it like if i make them all just kind of messy messy but clean you'll see interesting interesting just bear with me chad it's kind of like abstract i don't hate it i don't love it um i'm just going to keep going with it because worst case i can just go back over it with black and get rid of all of this but if we just keep this like abstract kind of messy look and then go back and clean we've done something i think the messy look can kind of look kind of like depressing and like you know batman dark nighty oh my god how does he even yell like that oh boy it's so messy um those human sounds yeah just a little some little dots cutie would this cake have the back lips what would this cake have the bat nips yeah everybody loves the bat nips oh my god okay free handing squares on like what six hours of sleep is not really that fun i'm just gonna leave that one black and then that one black um all right now i'm gonna do this and then i'm gonna go like this i'm not even announcing it i'm just retweeting it so don't worry chat i'm not gonna forget because i can't because it's not me oh you know what chat oh you know what's crazy i think this gold is stronger than the other luster should i just paint all the silhouette gold like a gold luster because it looks like i can't i can't even clean this up because it's such a strong gold it's more powerful than my powerful black or is it i don't know there's no going back once we do it i would make i'd like to make that very clear so we either have the random windows or we just have it all kind of shiny i think i kind of maybe like the weird windows actually they're starting to grow on me splash some red on it so it looks like the batcave just had a fight with superman's mom martha i think it's kind of fun actually just with the with the lines even though they're messy i kind of like them they kind of grew on me maybe i'm on crack for thinking that but i actually think the i think they grew on me i kind of like them i do need some i need a window or something in this building because this building looks too plain now okay okay and then i come back to the black and we just i'm gonna kind of do a mix i'm gonna come in with some of this black and gold mix because i kind of like the the like dusty dusty gold streaks everywhere yes oh she's loving it because you can't really see it but there's like this cool now like gold sheen i've made that is dope i'm just putting it all over okay all right okay this is how i wanted the the white to look actually but i got the gold to do it which is kind of cool because it looks cool with the all right we're almost done i promise because we have to be i could work on this for like a few more hours if i wanted to but i don't have time i don't have time literally five minutes ago uh i'm not doing that i'm not highlighting the sides it looks cheesy and silly and messy but thanks for your idea we already tried doing that it's showing it's not really showing on camera but in person it looks really cool because i've got this gold like sheen to the buildings now you guys can't really see it but it's there and it looks kind of dope it looks almost like a dust cloud went through a gold i'm just gonna brush up here with gold i'm gonna i i know i i talked about doing this and then i wasn't sure if i wanted to but i'm brushing the bottom up with gold i just think it looks cool this looks really cool in person see that see that gold coming up you can kind of see it on the camera this is not your best cake but it's still amazing suck my [ __ ] [ __ ] bro jesus christ no one [ __ ] asked did i say it was my best cake no i didn't no one asked for your goddamn [ __ ] opinion cringe dude what a [ __ ] i would love to see you make a better cake i would love to see it please feel free stupid i think i made i think this is a really cool effect honestly all right okay we go like this clean up the bottom clean the bottom bottom clean up the bottom bottom all right um now we have one more touch we've got uh it's uh candles birthday candles okay uh is that even i don't know it's not [ __ ] okay pretty very cool and we're gonna do one final thing that i'm just being cringe about and i really don't have time for but i'm doing it anyway oh wait my announcement's probably out out uh i should go retweet it um but wait they didn't even tweet it wait what i'm confused oh okay never mind it's late that's the wrong tweet i'm waiting for a different tweet i listen to wine about it in my car to work because i'm a boomer with a job it's great just wish it was more than once a month i know i'm sorry about that all right uh i'm gonna just wait until the tweet i want is out all right all right ready chat oh boy this just jeweled god damn it oh boy this stuff is kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] all right i'm doing it hmm there we go seems good okay great that is this cake done [ __ ] all right um we're gonna throw together one more cake and then we really gotta go you like it chat fairy pog cool okay i'm [ __ ] dizzy all right okay doki okey dokey sick wicked all right wear the scissors guys where the [ __ ] are the scissors never find goddamn scissors in this [ __ ] house oh my god so tilted all right there you guys go announcement is out announcement is out um i can't get videos up on this computer because i'm not logged into my twitter so i will show you this most scuffed way possible here you guys go thank you galen i'm on like four hours of sleep i'm so tired thank you galen here chat here's a video let me turn it up all the way this is like [ __ ] doing my best my favorite things that happened to me okay here you are chad here you go we're watching a video world premiere i'm a little late in this corner picture moment right there slime over there jhp over there my favorite things that happened to me is like when people invite me to things that's my favorite and so i figured well if i want to make that happen then i'll be going on my table the only way we will be funny tonight so please drink up thank you this is the coolest event i've ever seen cutie cinderella everybody maya amazing clap yes it's perfect we did it i used to watch these two play and now i'm better than both of them so this has been a good day [Applause] for some stupid charity she was doing i think it was an ad ow she's stupid what is wrong with you i i slapped him hard all i want you to do is lick the cat [Music] is so sorry i'm so sorry last year for your birthday i wanted to make you a cake [Music] oh [Laughter] yay we did it big boy now cha now we're going to get sponsors hearts and chopper loaded they decide to sign me even though i'm a bit of a brand risk what is loaded um so evolved used to be my old agency so they're just like my new agency so they get me all the they get me sponsors and stuff like that they're dope we're very excited about it um it's gonna be huge we're gonna make money chat we're gonna be rich and famous and you guys aren't gonna get a penny of it but it's gonna be cool for me are you excited she's massive your honor chatty thank you for the five gifted video made me tear up i'm proud of you thanks i made a batman cake we're going to be rich as a team but just me in my wallet but as a team we all right guys we gotta [ __ ] roll okay i'm already late um all right dope yes i'm signed with loaded they're gonna help so whenever you guys see sponsors on stuff they found us sponsors which is exciting uh the biggest reason i moved to loaded is obviously you guys have seen my struggles with getting sponsors for you know the award show and stuff like that and we're hoping to solve that because i want to do more cool things and they're going to help me do those cool things cuny on the hollywood reporter yes i'll retweet that too i just want the video first and then i'll retweet that very exciting exciting stuff so the cake shoot was the beginning part no that was that's a different shoot that shoot was yesterday that was for my birthday it was a birthday shoot it was literally just photos i know i thought i saw a lot of people speculating that it was like an org announcement or something like that i'm still on tsm um i just uh yeah i just wanted photos i wanted birthday photos because i thought we'd hype all right um okay i'm gonna throw this right here i'm still on twitch you won't see me leave twitch damn these qtc jammies qtc jammies qtc jam okay i'm gonna go grab um i'm gonna go grab the other cake [Applause] we're gonna quickly decorate this this should be pretty easy it's already mostly done okay oh the [ __ ] cake yes she's beauty and she's grace she's a [ __ ] cake that's my nickname in high school no it wasn't i didn't get laid in high school all right okay hollywood reporter is important [ __ ] i've been telling you guys i'm famous for like five years and you guys are the only ones that don't believe me all right who are you damn not again uh yeah very excited very very pog champion you might say sorry i feel very mundane and it's because i'm exhausted eures thank you for the four months love loaded loaded has lots of big people assigned to it and i am not that big but hopefully i will become big all right i need to grab this um strawberries really all i have you know what i'm going to put some lemon on this too because i think it'd be cute okay we have lemon we have strawberries we have the chocolate i think that's all we've got we don't have anything else we can throw on this bad boy um i like to throw random stuff on it but maybe oh we have biscoff cookies these might be cute all right i'm just gonna do my [ __ ] real quick chat i'm just gonna throw stuff on this you'll see gotta find pretty strawsberry strawberries okay so i just make little piles and then i just plop a little guy in there okay a little pile over here a little pile okay shot this is what it looks like before i do everything you'll see more um okay she's not what do i keep saying she's four weeks old the kitten is not the kin is three months old he's on crack cocaine all right hey okay cute um okay sorry chad i'm so focused okay and then i'm gonna grab some of those chocolate shards i have some chocolate shards and we're gonna shove a chocolate shard right in here and i'm going to break the chocolate shard and we're going to shove a smaller one right here okay we're going to grab the pocky pokey pocky [Applause] okay we're gonna grab one of these and shove it right behind if it's gonna break and we're going to say that's on purpose we're going to eat it mmm family [ __ ] it keeps breaking yummy i really want this right here yummy all right oh when in doubt glued in with frosting the contrasting cakes yeah and then a little baby right here and a little chocolate shard behind that and of course you guys know me we're gonna throw some gold leaf on this [ __ ] my go-to gold leaf gold leaf gold leaf gold leaf but i don't have very much i have one sheet of this left oh boy it's a big one okay all right pretty tada that is done here's a close-up it's pretty huh i should have done three pockies over here but it's too late you like it it's amazing how do you transport these christine's taking this one and we're just gonna pray for her and the other one will come with me on my lap probably alright that's it chat i need to hurry and change box these up in gtfo um but there are two cakes that are definitely friends these two definitely hang out like to make that clear they're definitely best buddies definitely friends cake instagram account you'll never see me make a cake instagram account it's too much work i'll never maintain it it's pretty though i'm proud i did good i make pretty cakes it's what i do um all right have a nice night thank you for coming in i appreciate it um all right see you later chatter gators see you later um who should we raid maya's life what is she doing oh that's why i dropped in viewers because maya went alive food review in new truck dude she's famous she's 11k what the [ __ ] slash raid maya all right have fun with maya oh i'm not logged in still i swear to god i logged in have fun with maya thank you tony goodbye guys it's been real |
you know and all category [ __ ] fully armed explosives enemies get healing bubble Shield hello everybody floody again how is everyone doing on this fan [ __ ] tastic Wednesday chat how are we doing today we're early we're a little bit early today 15 minutes early um it's a scary game day today little dub in the chat for that uh my bad about yesterday chat I know uh you guys wanted me to finish South Park snow day just kind of Rage Quit there uh also so I had some [ __ ] College work for my uh nutrition class that I had to do but uh you know we'll finish it Thursday uh today is going to be a scary game day I hold up you ever feel when you have food in your mouth anyways or stuck in your teeth um today's going to be a scary game day tomorrow we're going to be doing fortnite and then finishing South Park snow day maybe with zeusie uh if he wants to run it with me uh Friday I'm going to be doing reactions Saturday is going to be uh Block Wars tournament at two and Sunday is Easter I'm going to be live early at noon uh doing reacts because uh obviously I have Easter festivities as every other [ __ ] American family does probably but um Monday will be uh fortnite again and then more games with other streamers like H phobia and uh scary games with other streamers and [ __ ] maybe a wild west Hunt game which is kind of like Among Us uh Tuesday I'm not live Wednesday we're going to be doing more scary [ __ ] Thursday next Thursday is going to be doy do literature club and Rainbow Six Siege as promised from the charity stream it's me Huffy for the sub the next charity stream is going to be a WWF worldwi life fun charity stream April 12th that is the schedule Chat lock the [ __ ] in six for the sub it's me Huffy for the sub tal for the three Sixto official and sugar for the sub uh eugi Elizabeth Alvin for the sub or Alvin in the Chipmunks lover what a username that is floating for the three fun fact of the day 24 the number of possible Arrangements in the deck of cards exceeds the number of atoms that make up the Earth floating floating I don't want to diss that fun fact right I already knew that I don't want to say that's uh one of the fun facts that you told me that I already knew but I already knew that one king for the [ __ ] sub uh and I think we're caught up juicy for the sub chat um we're playing a game called Revel today or reveal chat how do you pronounce re v i l I thought it was reveal but reveal is r v e a l so I think it's Revel chat you can't type you you can't just type the word out as a means of telling me how it's spelled okay uh if I ask you how I pronounce the word re re v e i l and you just type the word out that doesn't help me right I can't hear your thoughts so um you need to type it in where you do like the dash uh okay so it's it's re it's Revel am I saying it right Revel or reveal I'm I'm literally going to look it up I'm literally going to look it up I don't want to pronounce the game name wrong because this is the game that we're playing today Revel death a cover again or conceal with a veil yeah it's Revel or revil maybe it's revil revil I don't know who cares who [ __ ] cares r e v i l that's the game we're playing today chat uh it's a new horror game that dropped on Steam it's like a 4-Hour playthrough uh so it's probably going to be the only game that we're playing today but uh it's supposed to be really good has very positive reviews a lot of YouTubers been playing it I haven't played it yet uh I've been told to play it by a bunch of you guys as well as a lot of my editors um hold up let me read the description it's a narrative firstperson psychological Thriller game that focuses on story puzzles and exploration find out what's going on inside Walter Thompson and what his dark past at the Nelson Bros circus oh God are there clowns [ __ ] I don't want to play a clown game I don't want I don't want to play we'll play it I said I would play it I didn't read the description of the game before I downloaded it I just [ __ ] downloaded it because the graphics look good uh there's probably clowns cuz it's [ __ ] circus not excited I hope not maybe it'll be interesting maybe it'll be like other things at a circus maybe it's a zombie game chat we don't know Charlie for the sub it's going to be clowns Poise for the five love the vids I always watch the vods can't catch uh the stream so I'm glad to be here dub uh BR of the three super uh sick from strap any tips to be entertained been three weeks in bed what do you mean any tips to be entertained like you're bored you've had strep throat for 3 weeks I had strep like four months ago and I was sick for like 4 days three weeks from strep dude you might have like a disease of some sorts you might have like some like some weird variation that's unknown to man you should go to the [ __ ] doctors you've been sick for three weeks that's not safe more in heisen for the sub floating for the three buddy here's a different one the smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress call you know cabbages cry when you cut them you know cabbages you know cabbage you know cabbages weep for their for their fellow for their fellow cabbage for real they make a weird noise I'm going to Google it I used to be told that you know when you're like you know when your grandpa tells you like a fact since you were a kid and you just believe it and then like [ __ ] two decades down the line you learn that it's just not true like I feel like this could be one of those facts do do cabbage cry scientists have discovered PL plants emit noises when stressed that are too high for humans to hear plants make a high pitch noise that humans can't hear where are they where are they emitting the noise from they don't have a mouth they don't breathe air how are they emitting a noise how do they emit a frequency that doesn't make sense to me like imagine if you sealed my mouth shut they don't have a mouth chat through the cells they just go in like a really high pitch [ __ ] photosynthesis yeah I could tell you paid attention in biology that's the answer that's the answer to any plant question photo photosynthesis photosynthesis photosynthesis dude I okay this sounds kind of dumb I lowkey wish I could photosynthesize that would be so [ __ ] sick imagine if you never needed to eat and you could just get your energy from being outside you know another Wild Thing lizards have to [ __ ] sit in the sun to [ __ ] move I love I love I love looking at that every time I'm ever at a beach and there's a lizard and he's just sitting on a rock and he's going cuz that motherfucker's that motherfucker's freezing up his blood's too cold he can't move right he can't move right you ever see a sunbathing you ever want to kill a lizard get one that's sunbathing cuz they're epie right they're not epie they're not tired but their bloods their BL bl's not warm what do you mean what they're cold blooded animals Jesus Christ am I really explaining what a coldblooded animal is to my chat they don't they they can't regulate their own temperature in their own body why I don't know Evolution bro what the [ __ ] I'm not I'm not [ __ ] NE Bill NY the Science Guy why why are coldblooded animals what is Cold Blood mean what does cold blooded mean like if a lizard doesn't sunbathe will it die they have a body temp that varies within their environment they can't regulate their own body temperature yo that's crazy that is actually a skill death that is like actually a [ __ ] skill death you throw a lizard into a [ __ ] fridge they die uh heisen for the sub uh Charlie for the sub Rico for the three I'm at Disneyland I can't stop thinking about the Disney sniffer go enjoy Disneyland why are you why are you watching my stream right now spy for the sub Hey Joe I'm on a I'm on a vacation right now I'm actually Tuning In The Stream Bryce the th can barely got a bed I don't know what to do ask your parents Drew Korn foxy and momento Poise for the sub burrito for the Sub Ken for the three you technically photosynthesize vitamin D from the Sun through your skin cells cap cap cap anybody remember when there was that cult group we'll get into the game in a minute chat anybody remember when there was that cult group uh that thought it was like um capable for you to get energy from looking at the sun that's natural selection for you that really is that really is natural selection for you people humans just going oh maybe I can [ __ ] eat if I stare at the sun yeah that'll work you'll be blind anybody else have [ __ ] um floaties in their eyes play the game shut the [ __ ] up I'm GNA Yap if I want to [ __ ] Yap anybody got floaties in their eyes where you look and there's like a little Dot and when you try to look at it it goes away I have like three in my left eye it pisses me off apparently you get more as you get older and like 80y old people have to get them removed that annoys the absolute [ __ ] out of me it's and when you don't focus on it it's fine but now that I brought it up the people that have floaties you're going to see them right now you see them it freaks me out I remember when I was younger I used to like try and chase him and I was like what is that I never even asked and then one day I [ __ ] learned about it I have none in my right eye I have like [ __ ] four Ninja has cancer what ninja revealed he's been diagnosed with melanoma his dermatologist determined blevens had melanoma after removing a mole on the bottom of his foot during a routine skin check Bevin said we're optimistic they caught it in the early stages he added the doctor's also biopsy to Second a dark spot near the initial mole and removed a large area around the melanoma determined what they had successfully gotten all the cancerous tissue they might have gotten it all right when you you can catch melanoma early that's why I like I I just went to a skin doctor appointment you just get butt naked and they [ __ ] they just look at you dude literally like they just they look at you they'll measure my moles cuz I have a higher chance if you have light colored eyes or if you're blonde you have a higher can you have a much higher chance of getting skin cancer little fun fact um so you should go to the dermatologist I mean when you're young the odds are low but you most people don't go to the dermatologist they just just go to their regular doctor but you should go to like uh your doctors like once a year and they just look at you like they literally just they'll like take pictur like they took a picture of this mole because it's really dark and if the mole is like dark or weird shaped they [ __ ] cut it off that's why they cut the one on my they cut the one off on my head and then they cut this one off on my back and then they look at that one too they like uh they go through that [ __ ] so yeah no you should you should go to the the dermatologist right especially if you're like if you've never been you should just get checked out I mean obviously somebody said just wear a sunscreen that doesn't prevent you from getting skin cancer I mean it it can yeah if you get sunburnt it increases your chances of getting skin cancer but like um you should you should just saying oh put sunscreen on that's not going to get rid of the [ __ ] odds that you're going to have skin cancer um but yeah no you should do like a it's like a yearly checkup or monthly checkup when I had the one removed on my on my head they told me if it was cancerous that I'd have to go like every three months or something God I hope he's okay I mean a lot of melanoma a lot of melanoma you can catch early and then he should be fine and just have to go to checkups but like wow that's bad that's how Bob Marley died 1% of skin he is a Bev was diagnosed with melanoma rare type of skin cancer only 1% of skin cancer cases large majority of skin cancer deaths can spread to other parts of the body see now they got me tripping bro now they now that got now that got me tripping and I know I got y'all tripping too hold up chat like I got some weird moles and when I went when I went this last time the [ __ ] lady she like didn't look she didn't look at me enough right like I don't want a [ __ ] but she like it was like a two I paid $50 and she [ __ ] walked in and like dude you're just standing there in your underwear they make me put on this [ __ ] robe just for me to take it off and then she literally grabs my underwear dude straight up she grabs my underwear and goes like every time and I the the lady this time didn't really care lady last time every mole she was looking at she would go oh no no no no no I was like what she goes oh that's not good I'm like okay you're a [ __ ] doctor right maybe you should not just say oh that's not good at every [ __ ] thing like she didn't she looked at like my body but she wasn't like looking at my body you know what I mean like she didn't like look look somebody said that's creep it's your doctor it's your it's your doctor bro what bro said that's creepy do you get checkups that's creepy no [ __ ] shot yo what are you do when you go to the doctors do you just say no and they're like they want to check you out or some [ __ ] it is though not really what the [ __ ] she harassed you she's my physician she [ __ ] she's checking whether or not I have skin cancer what no y'all are crazy [ __ ] y'all say that's wild any yo any other dudes in here when you go to the doctor they grab your nuts and tell you to cough that was like a [ __ ] every every checkup occurrence right hate to be that guy right when you're 50 your doctor's gonna shove his finger up your ass or if you have a when you're older when you're when you're like when you're like your parents age they're going to shove a finger up your ass to check whether or not you have [ __ ] pops or whatever yeah when you get your physical they're going to [ __ ] they're going to feel around to see whether or not you have cancer yeah a prostate exam and then if you're lucky you get a colonoscopy and you have to [ __ ] take a bunch of laxatives and you [ __ ] everything out and then they shove camera up your butt when you're passed out to see whether or not you have cancer Oh that's oh that's crazy though why be to keep you alive and you know it's wild there's a lot of people that don't want to do it because they're like oh I'm like bro I'm am I am I looking forward to having to get a colonoscopy no but am I going to get one if my doctor tells me I need one yeah I'm not going to be like I had a friend in high school that had to get uh that had to get a prostate exam and he told he told the whole class about it like the next [Laughter] day yo I just remembered that it was in my chem class he was like yeah I got a prostate exam yesterday I was like dude what I was like you don't get that [ __ ] to your 50 he was like yeah but they were like worried I had something wrong with me so you gave me a prostate exam I was like wow I was like how'd that go he was like it was just really cold fer for the sub Taylor for the sub V griffy for the sub sex for the three my grandma has had oh my God cancer six times and is still alive and kicking wow Ray Ban for the three really like the philosophy the other day love your content wish me luck in traffic cor tomorrow uh good luck Bryer for the three last one before I feel like I have to throw up again thanks for the streams you did dude dude strap throat doesn't make you have to throw up you don't have strap throat you don't have strep throat go to the doctors please you just told me you have strep throat and you've been sick for three weeks and you have to vomit buddy you might have like Eola or some [ __ ] like I don't I doubt it right but like you probably don't have strap I don't know what you have but it ain't strap throat I have never thrown up on strap throat Jaylen and chick for the sub ewn for the sub Urban for the five you should react to my edit I made of you read this quietly send it to one of my mods I'm not going to look that up right now Drew for the three floating for the three my facts always start a debate yeah they do burrito for the sub Kens for the three Venom for the sub Mia for the 1300 betties well I hope I hope Ninja's okay like I hope they got it all right because that'd be ideal that's why you go to the dermatologist a lot if they caught it early they got rid of it then he then he's good he just has to [ __ ] keep checking up but I'm assuming he'll [ __ ] let us know bevin's post follows a recent spat of prominent cancer diagnosises diagnoses in people younger than 50 research hypothesizes that chances in the type that changes in the type of risk factors people are exposed to increase the risk for cancer at a young age smoking alcohol consumption air pollution obesity a lack of physical activity in a diet with f few fs and fruits and vegetables are key risk factors for cancer wow I wouldn't be surprised by that if uh a lot of people get cancer at a younger age like our generation like gen Z like I would not be surprised if it's like one and two people have cancer by the age of like 50 do all adults and genders get those tests at 50 well I don't know if it's 50 I think it might be I I know colonoscopies later than a prostate exam but you're supposed to get examined with those things later like uh when you're older uh regardless of age or not age regardless of sex or gender game hasn't started yet no we're yapping about uh prostate exams odds of surviving melanoma he should be fine if they got it early 90 out of every hundred people survive melanoma for 5 years or more after diagnosis more than 85% survive for 10 years after yeah so it's usually if you catch it early you're good not good you might have it again but like you have to keep track you have to be like much more adamant on checking up on yourself all right chat are we ready to hop in the game here I'm done I'm done stalling for 22 minutes now buckpuck and Sig for the sub only five years well they usually gauge that out like five like some cancers it's like 2% survived like 5 years out um like certain blood cancers and [ __ ] Ace for the sub I don't want to get cancer Joe I mean neither do I I hope you don't I hope nobody in my chat does right but um I mean at the end of the day you could do as much as you can to like prevent risk factors but cancer is a mutation in the cell right it's a it's a failure in a in a cell cycle not only to um have that cell split right but also the like checks thing I don't know how to [ __ ] describe this dude I haven't been in [ __ ] biology in three [ __ ] years chat cancer is when a cell mutates and cells mutate all the time and your [ __ ] body kills them you probably had cancer cells that [ __ ] got murdered 5 seconds ago right your body [ __ ] up but when your body [ __ ] up they [ __ ] kill it right but when they don't kill it is when cancer spreads right and then that's when you get diagnosed with a specific cancer Ace and STFU for the subali for the four I'm at a party but the jobar grind never ends what do you mean what chat your [ __ ] your [ __ ] cells split so much do we all have cancer cancer cells I'm going to Google this the sheer number of cells your body constantly makes means there's always a possibility that some may be damaged even then those damage cells won't necessarily turn into cancer I think that's the difference like a damaged cancer is a damaged cell that didn't get um like either eliminated or started multiplying or something like that I don't know don't don't get medical advice from me how many how many new cells does the body make per day 330 billion cells are replaced in your body per day in 80 to 100 days 30 chill 30 trillion have been replenished the equivalent of a new you so every 80 to 100 days you have an you have a new amount of cells that were equivalent to 100 days before so you're like a new person I'm pretty sure all of your cells though it's like every seven years like your brain cells or something like every seven years you're an entirely new person stf you for the sub turn off your light I do need to get into the game shut the [ __ ] up okay some people's favorite part part of the Joe Bart stream is the pregame Yap okay s for the four are we ready to hop in I love a good Yap thank you I appreciate that we're hopping in a reveal chat we're finishing the game today okay we're finishing the game today it always gives me this message about seizures Revel or re reval however the [ __ ] you say who cares fictional game containing sensitive subjects and content that some players might find disturbing triggering including suicide violence against women children blood alcohol and drug abuse wow we're about to be in for a [ __ ] ride in this game what is going to happen here I thought we were playing a scary clown game yep already creepy I'm already already [Music] creepy alcohol is in drug yes it is [Music] what it [ __ ] Alters your Consciousness what do you mean it's not a drug if you can you can get so drunk that you don't remember anything and do horrific horrific things when you black out you ever see videos of like college students blacking out and just be like winding up somewhere like the movie The Hangover well they got drugged testing out different settings for your machine it's a drug and a depressant I mean a lot of the things that you use on a daily basis you don't realize our drugs like caffeine but let's go through the settings here should we turn our field of view up yeah a little bit um keyboard oh a I love a game with simple controls chat less than 10 less than 10 let's clap it up let's clap it up that's it that's all I need to know right I don't need to learn how to [ __ ] code mid game or some [ __ ] thank you we'll run it on Max Graphics if it goes bad it goes bad I'm going to turn down uh the music's actually already turned down wow this game already knows the settings that I like thank you I'll turn it down a little bit more I have a feeling this game's going to be loud I could be wrong fun house Edition what is fun house Edition a black and white camera effect I don't have the fun house Edition Chad I'm sorry I didn't spend the extra $10 to get black and white are you guys mad at me about it I didn't spend the extra $10 I'm sorry I didn't think I needed to Bunk a buck for the three you miss with my Dono a little bit ago don't want to rush you how are you hope you're your day has been good so far what did you eat today two eggs with sriracha and a protein Bagel blueberries chicken peas onion rings and a protein shake Sly for the three I was donating the the I was the one donating B yeah and y'all say I got weed brain [ __ ] I remember what I ate today [ __ ] [ __ ] I remember what I ate today I could tell you what I ate yesterday too same thing for breakfast except I had bell peppers then I had snap peas more bell peppers peas potato no peas chicken and onion rings again double dinner right then after after that I [ __ ] tanked some nutty bars I had a [ __ ] Uncrustables peanut butter and jelly I had a green bell pepper a big one right then I had an apple with peanut butter and I don't even remember after that STFU for the sub a and 6 for the sub Buck Punk touchy for the sub are you [ __ ] I just said I ate chicken and eggs no what buddy you just you just listen to me list off what I said I ate for [ __ ] dinner and then you just asked me if I if I was vegan no nutty bars dude they weren't that good though like oh I had a protein cookie last night too chocolate chip one microwave that [ __ ] in the [ __ ] put that [ __ ] in the microwave oh oh oh oh and I had chicken tenders wow I ate a lot yesterday faded for the three want to say thanks for helping me through a lot you're a w streamer thank you all right Chat lock the [ __ ] in we're getting into the God game goddamn game 30 minutes into stream I have to pee but I'll hold it not for three hours oh wow oh God it has that realistic movement oh I hate that I hate that I actually love it but it's creepy uh it's like got that weird sway sensitivity where am I that's a little bumper car dim the lights buty I already did that person got a CL craw a crab claw as a finger and the music's too loud and the music's too loud [ __ ] I knew it I knew it I knew it I said it would be I said it I guessed it it's still too loud what is that sound is that t is that 2D music it's Ambiance [ __ ] I'm turning that Ambiance the [ __ ] down way better what is that I don't know all right I pick the game starting now do I know how I got here or am I just in a [ __ ] creepy carnival is that a jump scare mods B Spa Bud he's already bitching about the game we are one minute in pal Budd he's got YouTube shorts brain I think that was the intro okay yeah now now now we're in now we're in don't know what's going on but we're in I got a nice apartment here looks kind of dirty wow what a strange dream my head hurts I need to get this headache under control this just ends up becoming a Walter White [ __ ] breaking bad scenario how do I get out of bed oh I got to take my pills this should do it what is this one to two Tablets by mouth every four to six hours zoom in chat what the [ __ ] am I what what the hell am I taking here perk 30s acetamidine [ __ ] acetam mapine in a [ __ ] diagnosed in a not a diagnosed in [ __ ] prescribed just get Advil the [ __ ] yeah it's basically peret chatville it's either Advil or Tylenol I don't know which one to see mapine is show hints with h oh it wants me to go over here what is this oh some creepy rotating thing what is this I need to put the figurine in first [ __ ] nobody told me that nobody nobody told me that the old music box yeah let's start up the old music box here I already could tell this song's about a hit that blows oh what is that it's giving me a key oh there's the key why was it in here do I not know where I am what do you mean why was it in here you're not more shocked what the [ __ ] handsome fella just dissed you what do you mean handsome fell we could find the time and money to travel Tampa yeah that's a dream vacation spot Tampa Florida Bud he ain't got a bed frame he's sleeping on the floor oh no he do got a bed frame that's a low ass bed frame that shit's all broken too it's a sad apartment am I changing my clothes I got nothing in here maybe pop some shoes on am I just fully clothed in this [ __ ] I'm just ready to leave I guess I guess I'm just ready to leave he's in his house well no [ __ ] Martha already took care of all the circus stuff which leaves me with the rest as always note from parent teacher conference Dory groceries make dinner help Dory with her homework read new book poor book club take the garbage out call dory's Home Room am I stay-at-home father I should look for Martha and Dory I have I have a family what [ __ ] where am I going to look for them at I should look for Mar buddy I should look for Martha and Dory I'm in a one bedroom house right now I don't I don't see where they're going to be is there another door that I'm missing here chat somebody redeem push-ups yeah refund the [ __ ] out of that buddy I just started the game we used to read together I wish we still had the time what are my thoughts about the book good story arc maybe I'm a writer my question for the book club next week if you were making a movie of this book who would you cast this guy's an NPC I [ __ ] hate hate this guy already chat we got to find my family where are they any hints let me let me get let me get a hint here I I don't really know where I'm going to find them at somebody redeemed Flex I'll do the flex I'm not doing [ __ ] push-ups right now chat I think I had to I think I had to look at that real quick now I should be able to leave yeah here we are oh this is the rest of my house what was that an earthquake oh hell no why is my house so [ __ ] creepy I should clean that up later okay that shattered [ __ ] I'm not getting jump scared today someone left the record player on [Music] stop Martha can never get enough of this track I don't even got to what is this TV okay we're definitely not in 2024 chat that's an old ass TV I got paintings on the ground and [ __ ] Martha really likes them we have different tastes yo this guy's the biggest Martha dick rider in the [ __ ] world honest dub though it's his wife he should be I wonder if for once family and I will actually happen Martha book club Martha book club Martha book club Martha book club buddy got to write that down it's everyone Wednesday man yeah how are you going to forget that Dory parent teacher conference family evening yo you think my you think my kid's dead did y'all hear that we're in 1981 what the [ __ ] was that nah bro I heard some [ __ ] open oh what's that oh stop stop I'm getting freaked out I'm getting freaked out I'm getting Goosebumps I'm just going to continue onwards like I didn't hear anything maybe dory's in her room uh hopefully maybe dory's in her room Dory sounds like she's [ __ ] having a little uh little [ __ ] hissy fit in here or some [ __ ] Dory Dory Dory I'm coming in are you dead Dory is that you the circus saw quite a lot of America where the hell is my kid I think it's supposed to look crazy that is horrifying what child would want that in their room oh no he's missing some teeth do I need to find his teeth I think this coin was for the old machine well I wish he would take it more seriously though damn this kid got a [ __ ] F in [ __ ] vocab nah yo this kid's done for you cut with a knife you play with your nose what is the answer for that you smell with your nose this kid's stupid holy [ __ ] you ring a bell [ __ ] I don't even need to [ __ ] know that what did they put for a horse Dory loves these so I made one for her is this a puzzle is this a puzzle now where did she put her marbles again [ __ ] I need her marbles that's super sloth she reads every issue hey L I don't know if she could read buddy hey Lana what are you doing I'm part participating in a spitting contest oh can I watch sure wow what a great book what a what a very intriguing novel that is where the hell is this kid's Marbles and I need to find teeth get boring ass book I never like doing my homework either who has Lisa's jacket dude I remember doing this homework y'all remember having homework like this oh my God in those big packets and I would dread doing it but it would take all of [ __ ] 10 minutes where if I were Mar Chad if you were marbles where would you be in a drawer in a drawer I feel marbles she focuses so much on her shows it really had an impact on her grades dude she's not doing that bad in class though how the [ __ ] is she failing her tests under the bed you think under the bed oh my God why is that taped off dory's drawing book it's locked I need to search for the key okay there are there are Keys everywhere dude okay so I need teeth I need Marbles and I need a key what could I use the coin for and can I leave this room I don't think I can close that [ __ ] is there anything in there that I could grab [ __ ] that no hold up it's me said you missed his bits can you read them yes trash hepatis TTV for the sub doggy for the sub the goat for the three somebody redeemed Flex a while ago did it try for the sub it's me happy for the three I here it is my birthday today I'm 18 happy birthday dude uh March 27th 2006 for first time watching your stream mainly watch on YouTube and Tik Tok love your content have a great day thank you and happy birthday Ash for the sub touchy for the Thousand but he's nightly for the three favorite streamer help me a lot in life love your streams thank you oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that's not useful I thought it was going to be useful just more of her stupid grade [ __ ] costumes for their show why am I like like a map why am I like manically searching for my in my kids room like I'm not going to find them one two something Clown book daddy solved the puzzle all right chat we got to put our brains together here there's that thing over here that's the lock box then I don't even know what that is there's horses and this what the [ __ ] puzzle am I trying to solve right now take it home from the circus oh it's old but I'm fond of it oh my god oh this should work give me the marbles [ __ ] what do I do pull down on handle what do I need to do press a button at top you're a smooth bra bro I'm not a I'm not I'm not being a [ __ ] idiot right now I just don't oh awkward yo it did say it did say pull a lever I thought I pulled the lever though I guess I didn't which Marble's going to win I'm going to go green here late game green win okay it's not looking like a green win here Green's looking like it's going to get dead last oh maybe third place here are the marbles my favorite color okay so now I have a marble what did I need the marble for okay these are actually pretty cool puzzles throw the marble I have to follow the [Music] path I don't [ __ ] this up I know I don't [ __ ] this up that it can't be that hard easy easy [ __ ] work we're good did it boom give me the a bunch of plastic teeth bunch of teeth and I put the teeth in this [ __ ] ass Clown's mouth mouth chat I'm a [ __ ] genius what am I doing when I'm pressing them do I have to press everyone oh I have to press down oh is this when it clamps down on your [ __ ] hand this one's safe this one's safe that one's the real one chat back right oh my God I'm actually going to win holy [ __ ] oh maybe it's the middle one I don't know if I trust the middle one no this one [ __ ] I lost that giraffe is a key how clever Giraffe Key where was the key the key to the book boom flip that [ __ ] open oh my God I'm a Yo and y'all say I suck dick at puzzles y'all have helped me one [ __ ] time and I've got this [ __ ] on [ __ ] lock dub in the chat I [ __ ] I'm getting smarter how do I open this how do I oh when I got this book I can't read that Dory age7 buddy writes backwards ours them going to the circus them driving home from the [Music] [Music] not more freaked out by that you you there's a massive hole in your wall your kids writing all these demon photos you're like oh this this just must be another dream be this is right by the lake near the circus Dory is that you I swear to God I just heard my kid dor and I come out here all the time mommy daddy I found a really really big fly sweetie that's called a dragonly oh be careful they can breathe fire don't be silly Walter you'll scare her they Harbor AIDS don't want to get malaria now do you what the [ __ ] was that my kid Dory I swear to God if you jump scare me I'll [ __ ] punch you in the face I will kill you where are you they were hiding behind the tree that's creepy as [ __ ] don't threaten children they're trying to jump scare me wait for me I'm not that fast dude he's really not like freaked out like hey Dory this makes absolutely no sense what's going on right now could you maybe explain yeah I prefer not knowing my future I already could tell this guy makes [ __ ] knock knock jokes oh that's Agatha's card she's good friends with Martha where did the kid go Dory where are you if this was night time I'd be there's the train we used to travel i' be a lot more scared it was night time just stays here knock knock jokes are the best jokes chat knock knock wait am I supposed to say knock knock or are you supposed to say knock knock oh my God I forget how knock knock jokes work I say knock knock you say who's there and then I say something and you say something who no knock knock and you say who's there and then what should I say hold up let me think of a knock knock joke you can't think of a good knock knock joke there's literally no good knock knock jokes the only good knock knock joke when I was a kid was the one where you would say orange and it would be knock knock Orange Knock Knock Orange Knock Knock banana or something like that oh wait no and it was like orange you glad I didn't say banana some stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] like that feels like ages since I've been here at the same time like yesterday that [ __ ] was ass yo maybe you come up with a good knock knock joke shut the [ __ ] up chat shut the [ __ ] up chat oh that [ __ ] was ass oh that [ __ ] was ass okay why was the little kid crying he had a frog stapled to his face there you go there you go I can't even see you where what do you mean over oh there is the kid why are they dressed like that in some like Victorian era Fett this always breaks down no matter what I do oh this is my circus looks like the train from the circus like do I own this circus out of order [ __ ] everything's out of order anything work in this [ __ ] place can I go in here oh [ __ ] no Martha prepares here for the show oh God is that a fortune teller should I ask my should I ask doesn't seem to be powered he's just going to start working one day let's see if we can turn the power on oh God oh God one to four to three no one to four to six six is broken no to seven to two to five a three got it I'm a genius I'm a [ __ ] genius am Zan what's up Zohan you want to tell me my future come see it too I just need a token of appreciation [ __ ] you want me to pay you I just brought your back I brought your [ __ ] ass back to life cigarettes yes are these mine I sto smoking when we had Dory oh my God is this back in time why did somebody wrap this up sometimes Dory tries to catch up on some homework but usually not for long I need to get a token where would I get a token at token token token Maybe maybe I find it in another spot you think I find it around here you have the token no I got rid of a coin coins for this machine I don't have any coins for this machine chat that's what he said y'all tell me you you think you think I'm just going to [ __ ] with Walter like what is this blindfold she used to wear it during the finale of her solo show it was always scary but I knew she would never fall W game by the way now this is this does look like it's going to be a good game like you slowly obtain lore through solving [ __ ] and a just gets slowly creepier once it's night time I'm going to be tripping out but you know during day it's kind of vibby uh I don't know where I'm going to find a [ __ ] a [ __ ] coin though maybe it's not in this tent you think there's a coin in this 10 or no I'm going to dip I'm going to dip and we're going to return was that running the last time we were here [Applause] [Music] yay yay you know the only good you know the only good marryg go round uh ride is the teacup that you could sit on with your friends and you spin it as fast as possible almost to the point where you're going to [ __ ] throw up and then when you step off the The Ride you like can't walk and you have to like sit down for like 5 minutes oh that ghost train really freaks me out oh it scares the [ __ ] out of me oh that's my thoughts oh it tells me my thoughts too but I also talk out loud sometimes this is [ __ ] weird always the Highlight I think I do need to find a Coin I must have changed hundreds of these over the years I don't know where though maybe but score a th000 points to win H I need coins for this machine [ __ ] where am I going to get coins I need coins for everything this is capitalism chat this is capitalism I need a token to get into the fun house where do I get it oh my god oh I was always pretty good at this one oh don't tell me I need a coin for this one too it's out of order [ __ ] we need to go back and find a [ __ ] coin chat you know I'm happy I didn't get high this stream because I thought about it I thought about just eating an edible before stream and then that would have been an atrocity still got it because if I have to solve puzzles high that would have been terrible you should have no this would have been a [ __ ] 15-hour stream chat cuz you guys don't help me at all you you guys just watch me and wait for me to [ __ ] figure it out where the hell is a coin it has to be in this room like that's also taped shut which is just weird you'd be more creative you think it' help don't try and convince me don't try and convince me I know it wouldn't help zultan needs a coin oh I need coins for this machine where can I get a coin chat oh I can't open that either [ __ ] Chia if you were a coin where would you be on she ran into the fun house but I need a to I think this should be enough for a few rounds [ __ ] [ __ ] they call me the puzzle solver all I needed to do was find money let's go let's go ask zultan my [ __ ] fortune that scared me one point sir is grateful for your appreciation the great Z sees you have lost something I'm going to guess that my kid's dead and it's a ghost want to find it you must search for it a long drive over the hill will surely be of help when you arrive all doors will be open to you oh wow that's really helpful yeah that was the most useless [ __ ] fortune I've ever had in my entire life's see what the has in store for me I think if I win this game over here I'll get a token and then I could go into the fun house that's just freaking me out I don't know why it's freaking me out but it's freaking me out that's nothing score a th000 to win let's put a coin in let's get this on the first try how does this work how does this work how does this work oh oh do I have to okay so I have to not get hit by barriers oh dude this is like crossy Road bro this is not hard I have to get to a th000 I'm only at a 100 oh [ __ ] imagine you just get hard stuck here and you can't finish it and I [ __ ] rage quit it like I did the [ __ ] South Park game we'll finish tomorrow though chat 250 I'm locked in I'm locked in 310 I'm starting to scale in points pretty massively here this is literally just a mobile game people played this at circuses and thought this was fun this is just a shitty this is like Subway Surfers but like a worser version I don't not quite okay one more time chat shut up I'm locked in I'm locked in this time dude it's really hard to [ __ ] oh my God I could just ad key I could just ad key I'm trying to [ __ ] bro ad key is so much better oh my God yo I was trying to [ __ ] Mouse drag that n now I Ace this now I Ace this the mouse drag was so was so much harder because now if I just don't move it goes middle chat no now I'm locked now I'm locked now this is just like Subway Surfers your ass shut the [ __ ] up this is where I beat it right here and right now easy I just stick right the okay never mind I was going to say I stick right the entire time I got to remember if I go middle I just let go stay middle middle safe middle safe no it's not middle safe middle safe most of the time no it's not no it's not no it's not now it is no it's not [ __ ] I'm really bad at guessing what's going to come up next it doesn't matter though cuz I'm almost at a th000 [ __ ] points this is getting pretty fast I'm starting to get a little bit scared here weave a few more points come on oh no no what what what what is wrong with this machine I didn't even hit it I didn't even hit it did I hit it did I hit it no I didn't you touched it oh my God I [ __ ] let go and it slid against the side of it that is so [ __ ] stupid I did not you have to fix the machine you think it's broken no I beat it here yo that made no [ __ ] sense at all this is literally going to be the rest of the stream just me stuck at this one [ __ ] mini game surely it can't be that hard I'm halfway I'm halfway chat the birds and then him saying we're almost there really distracted me and then it [ __ ] it [ __ ] up my game dude that's what it was now I'm locked I swear to God if he says we're almost there again I'm going to freak out oh go go go go shut the [ __ ] up please please please please please oh my God oh my God yes I did it I did it I did it I'm going to keep going do I keep going chat do I keep going okay whatever give me my give me my [ __ ] coin compart give me my [ __ ] coin B turn uh yes I'll be making my way through here thank you thank you there's blood on the ground uh-oh I don't I don't want to go into the fun house I don't like the mirror room it's always a bit lackluster as well the mirror the mirror room in movies is nothing like the mirror room at an actual circus mirror room at an actual circus you can beat in like [ __ ] three minutes suck is that a uula okay I don't like this oh dor always drags me through here I think she just really likes to scare me I'm not going to get nervous though if there's a clown I'll cry okay I'm going to run I don't want to walk through this oh my God Jesus dude I don't like this what do I do here uh do I go on this yeah you ain't going to get me with that one [ __ ] you ain't going to get me with that one [ __ ] you already got it with me one time you already got me with it one time you're not going to get me with it twice oh God what's through here stop Dory enough playing around oh my God I'm just speed running this I don't want to be in here I don't want to be now almost got me on that one oh I love this part this is my favorite [ __ ] this this is my favorite [ __ ] if I could just sit in this tunnel I would [ __ ] do I would pay $10 to sit in this tunnel for 10 minutes when you're like oh and then you can't walk right we're good eyeball lady spin doctor master of Escape this is a massive fun [Music] house I don't know why I keep checking behind me all right I think we're leaving it now Dory I'm serious that's enough dude and her laughs are freaking me out that looks like a shadow of a person stop it where did she go no tight rooms I don't like I don't like tight rooms I don't want to turn around what do I do where did I go what what what everything's all like messed up I feel like I have to fix it and sub dude this game is trippy as [ __ ] oh no please wait Dory I'm going to go the other way oh can't go the other way all right looks like we're going uh looks like we're going after the kid here I'm going to do train a dory's train I don't remember putting a motor in you oh am I really going to follow this [ __ ] thing around where is it going stop fine fine I'll play along where are we going next oh no oh no it's going to lead me right to my [ __ ] death somebody said this is boring oh my god dude bye dude bye dude bye jobart salute jobart salute if you don't like it leave leave you're allowed to tell me if you want me to switch games right but in a way that's not you just complaining and you're complaining and this game's fire the [ __ ] G gmsa for the sub Priceless and wired for the sub Tommy for the sub if it's a game that I'm on the fence about I'd be like oh I'll switch but you know this I think this game's fun as [ __ ] BCG for the three popping in here from work was wondering if you saw what happened between clicks and jinxy last night and your opinion on it I saw that jinxy got mad at clicks because clicks posted something about Brey um that's the extent that I know I will say that like there is there's a line between video game and stream beef and then actually doing something that's like wow um I don't know if it is like their fake beefing I will I think clicks posted him signing like brey's boobs or something like that and if that was like his exgirl friend that'd be like one thing but aren't they dating like right now Arsenal for the three uh said thank you for entertaining me for the last year and a half seata for the uh for the sub and infinity three have you thought about playing a game with Brooke on stream I played it takes two it's pretty good I've been playing with I've been playing that with her off stream Jack we and 911 for the sub treaton and Savage for the sub uh nightly for the three floating for the three so do I take streams of watching you play this or not probably not fade for the sub it's just content farming I don't know I'm not going to get into it I'm not involved we'll lock back in dude where is this thing bringing me it's going to go into that room surely it is oh [ __ ] don't scare me wait Dory I don't even see her dude you're telling me you're telling me a grown man couldn't run faster than like a six-year-old child but why does it seem so familiar oh my God am I in a train right now I'm going to get stuck when I try to leave oh maybe not where do I need to go though I'm going down where the [ __ ] am I going there's a basement your character must be 80 dude he's probably like 40 oh it's scared and burning oh I think this might just be Graphics I don't think I'm actually going downwards okay oh and everything moves oh and everything moves oh and everything moves just keep going just ignore it don't even turn around oh no oh no oh no oh no stop what the [ __ ] was that there once was a young man and woman who fell in love in a special place do I have to control something there's a bunch of arrows going to different ways oh I think I have to go through this door oh I was just here there once was a young man and woman who fell in love in a special place the house very once was a young man and woman who fell in love in a special place okay now there's three things the circus we fell in love with the circus sounds like Martha and me they married soon after and had a child together a healthy daughter who was their whole world dude I would be freaking out Dory yeah I would I would remember the the name Dory bro Finding Dory where this story going what would happen if I put it in the different one okay now it's way darker growing up she happily followed in her mother's footsteps however their Road was not without obstacles money was short time spent between the three even shorter and so the road led to an inevitable end inevitable oh oh did me and Martha split we divorced what is that supposed to be this isn't true I think I have to hurry and find Dory oh I was also told there's like different endings in this game that you can get and I think that probably changes how this [ __ ] game goes I think me and Martha split I think me and Martha split and now that's changing anything I running I am running insanely fast right now I think dory's gone I think Dory probably died and I think me and Martha are no longer together or maybe Martha died something [ __ ] freaky had to have happened and he doesn't remember [Music] it I'm good I'm good yeah I'm good something would have happened though after that okay now I'm in the [ __ ] mirror room dude it's so easy to get out of these dead end like you could literally speedrun these every [ __ ] time you just got to follow the [ __ ] ground dead end dead end awkward now I don't know where to go [ __ ] chat I don't remember which Way We Were okay maybe it's a lot harder than I thought it was no definitely this way oh my God dor please stop running [Music] away dude I don't remember which way I have to go I think that's why Dory don't run uh what I'm not getting killed here [ __ ] where'd she go she went this way where the [ __ ] did she keep running to oh my God oh my God stop like that's not even scary like that's not even [ __ ] scary that was just a [ __ ] stupid jump scare now I got to go backstage for some weird [ __ ] what the [ __ ] about to go on right now are you playing any other games after this buddy this game is like four hours long we are about one [ __ ] fourth of the way through the game this game needs to be in VR dude if this game in VR your headset would probably explode just cuz everything constantly teleport I thought that was the Kid 1 hour in already no we're technically like a half hour in cuz I yapped for like an hour see now I'm hearing whispering and [ __ ] where am I can we go to the lake today please I already did all my homework I swear somebody said damn four hours yeah today is the today we're playing Rebel tomorrow is uh fortnite and finishing South Park snow day Friday react Saturday BL Wars Sunday early react for Easter Monday fortnite H phobia and scary games with uh other streamers Tuesday off Wednesday scary games Thursday doy doie literature club and Rainbow go SE Friday reacts that's the schedule for the week berp for the sub gold for the four if you have any games you want me to play or videos you want me to react to whether they be scary games funny games horror games [ __ ] multiplayer games exibition Discord join the Discord send videos reactor games play if you have any good story games as well or Monday games that could be like a series send that there as well I know people sent Co to the lamb which could be okay B for the sub gold for the four today baseball uh today at baseball this kid I know spit on me twice I threw dirt in his eyes now I can't play Tuesday did I take this too far if he spit on you I think that's crazy are you both not playing though niss and Lawrence for the Sai for the three you should uh react to Discord face reveals at Joe baloi no uh because then I would be making fun of people's appearances floating for the three all right lock in um I'm going to go up these stairs first this game is the trippiest game dude it reminds me of subliminal and um how high up I was I was flying like a superhero what a dumb comment kid you probably 2 feet off the [ __ ] ground I hate this kid I kind of I I don't want to say I hope dory's dead cuz I don't want her to be dead cuz that would blow K really sad bad but I just came from I just came from down there but like this kid's mad annoying did subliminal come out no what game am I thinking of where it was like there was like chest pieces and it was all about perspective and the game was like really trippy and warping it's like that but now it's a horror game pistol for the three watching one of your philosophy streams don't want to be offensive so uh for reference I'm just curious what you're talking about how are we here right now and how do we have the possibility of us being here is so scarce then why don't you believe in God if the possibility of us being here is so scarce that does not indicate that God necessarily exists and I never said that I don't believe in God I said that I think God is the Universe I don't think God is an omnipotent being I think God is the entirety of the universe super St super Lial that's what it was um but I mean just because something's unlikely doesn't mean that just because something's unlikely and it happened doesn't mean that God made it happen in my mind the odds of life is so scarce in in the entirety of the universe but the universe is infinitely large if the odds of us existing is point with a thousand zeros and one right that's a very low number almost zero but almost zero in an infinite scale of a universe is not that insane right that's why I also believe in aliens I think the odds of humans existing and other life existing is very low but I think that obviously applied to trillions of stars and galaxies and planets there would be life at some point right floating for the three cannot describe uh to you how much you got to play omori I said it in the game but isn't that like [ __ ] 20 hours long but yeah no I'm not dissing people that like believe in God I I'm not saying I don't believe in God I just don't believe in an afterlife in the sense of Heaven and Hell I I could maybe get behind something else but realistically I think I just die and then that's it we'll get into a philosophical talk another day though uh I want to play this game we'll do that on a philosophy day I'm sorry Dad I need to go backck I will see you [Music] tonight yeah I I feel like the parents are definitely divorced and like it's not a working relationship and so they have like shared time of the child I just hit a wall here okay and now I can't move again what the [ __ ] I'm stuck here what do I do no no no no no no no oh oh my God it's Zohan the great Zohan sees you y yeah you told me my fortune the other day I gave you a coin you will never find it for this is not your future but if it is not your future you seek maybe the path before you can lead you to your past will you follow even if it means certain Doom yo can you stop talking like Yoda and just tell me what to do bro go and seek the truth [ __ ] that's what I've been doing oh I must be dreaming I don't understand any of this Zohan being a yapper is that a bowling ball yeah let me open this [ __ ] door uhoh red light that's not a good sign if I wake up in Bat I'll freak out if I wake up in bed I'll freak the [ __ ] out all right uh this is [Music] definitely a [ __ ] weird dream world that I'm in now I'm definitely dreaming like this can't actually be happening well actually neither can the other [ __ ] I feel like I have to be dreaming in all of this oh my God it was the eye from the photo uh that the kid Drew in the the picture initially some Doctor Who asked [ __ ] telephone box oh little pill [Music] loading oh what a nightmare I need to get something for these headaches what a [ __ ] up bream I usually keep them here next to the bed I better find them quickly before this headache gets even worse oh my God and I don't have my pills this time so it didn't reset me was I searching for Dory no no no I was just dreaming a bunch of empty pill pack okay this guy has to be like a drug addict oh my God am I that can't be good for my kidneys I'm taking that much of camine every daying boxes but why are we packing cuz your wife [ __ ] divorced you pal you got kicked out of the [ __ ] house here buddy that's what I'm guessing that's what I'm [ __ ] thinking now circus 1984 wait wasn't the calendar initially 1981 why do I feel like the key is in here where is this figure again let me go look at the calendar [ __ ] I don't have the key or was it someone else oh my God how do I get the key this time the key last time was in there where the [ __ ] would it be this time huh why is it over here yeah that's weird that it's over here now I'm assuming the key is still going to be in this let's see if the keys in here if it's in here somebody's [ __ ] with me oh my God ah I knew it what oh what time is it oh I should check on Martha and Dory and what's this door for I think that's the front door that's still broken but that looks like it's been broken feels off when Martha's music's not the calendar is in here we're going forward in time we're going forward in time we have to be the first day you guys read the date it was 1981 or 1982 and now it's a I have a ticket for a circus in 1984 so it's been three years but I woke up like it's been a day that doesn't make sense and I had a whole schedule I mean that looks like the calendar but now it looks like it's flipped over I didn't even see that head initially that's creepy as [ __ ] I don't even think there was anything in here the music's not playing this time but it was last time there's nothing in there it was March 31st 1981 and what was that ticket that I had that still doesn't work why haven't I fixed it yet tor's probably sleeping but I should still check on her was this an area last time probably upstairs painting I don't remember this even being of access last time am I an alcoholic holy [ __ ] what is going on this isn't Martha's room this is in Martha's room who drank all these beers everything here looks filthy oh I think I see my pills floating in there ew stop well I guess it can't hurt to still take them what the [ __ ] was that gone but but that was Dory oh my God is my kid dead did I drown my kid oh my god did I murder my child oh disgusting oh no what the [ __ ] yeah let me get out of here I don't like this room a lot of empty bottles I don't like this room I usually only drink on special occasions yeah no I'm good oh a lot of blood lot of blood lot of blood lot of blood lot of blood we're good let's close that door up are you in here Dory this wasn't dory's room where the [ __ ] am I oh this is Martha's room she doing like blood sacrifices and [ __ ] is that an actual eye it's watching me what is that oh what is this where is this yeah how is he how is he calm right now I need a chalice I have this strange feeling that something missing here where the [ __ ] was that chalice at and can I pain we have a Fortune's worth of colors in this house I'm so lost it's basically a bunch of puzzles that I have to solve to unravel like a mystery well dory's not allowed to be in here alone because of all the chemicals that come with Martha's hobby those are the I don't like that okay this gets weirder and weirder huh am I supposed to go oh I think I need to go into that world and grab that weird [ __ ] chalice yep all right she's blindfolded oh God okay Martha Martha honey you're looking a bit zombie like did you take too many Xanaxes you're freaking me out a little bit there honey Martha's doing the Thriller walk maybe the Michael Jackson song just came out he's geeking a little bit there yeah go into that room there he'll be good there don't turn around no don't turn around no don't turn around no you don't need to turn around no you're good no you're good you don't need to turn around there I'll I'll just be mosy in my way back out yep yeah I'll just be leaving now thanks that's [ __ ] weird and I'll be gone well that was a lovely experience that was [ __ ] so weird let's go uh throw this thing down here oh my God is he going to show me two other things that I need no I got it so where should I put it I guess this feels right oh my God I'm going to need to get don't disturb me when I'm painting we'll talk later yeah when she was painting she was in her own world it was hard to get through to her damn maybe maybe Martha maybe Martha was a [ __ ] shitty wife but I probably need more than that did he kill her o oh [ __ ] maybe the eyes about I don't want to go back into that world [ __ ] I need to go back into that world [ __ ] hell man okay well let's go see Martha again let's go uh let's go chill out with Martha again maybe she did rituals I don't know where's she at this time all right she's doing the creep walk again me after eating the pink sauce what even is pink sauce I just need to slide by her real quick why'd she change position or direction is that Martha's earring oh my God am I a serial killer I I I just can't I I have I have to believe that I just [ __ ] killed her she's hitting the gritty right now yeah she's hitting the slow motion mean ass gritty all right I stand back up and run all right so clearly our marriage was not com well I don't know where that's going to go from here though let me place this down not now Walter we need to get ready for the show let's not do oh yeah our marriage was falling apart there what did I want to talk to her about uh probably the kid being dead the room changed again I should find the last one that's the the allseeing eye has to tell me where this one is it's on a stool it's the paintbrush on a stool where do we think that is in that room she better be right here I'm about to get jump scared oh no it's different it's different it's different I don't like this Martha honey Martha honey where are you don't be going around and jump scaring me Martha oh there you are Martha just drop kicker I could probably just kick the [ __ ] out of her I don't know where a pattern is she's following me she's following me Martha where the [ __ ] is the stool at you think I could go through here I can't that's blocked off [ __ ] all right we got to maneuver well here oh [ __ ] it's right there there it's right there which one is it I think it's that that's Martha's Tarot deck [ __ ] you Martha [ __ ] you Martha [ __ ] got that [ __ ] easy and why is that thing always there it's always [ __ ] freaky and now I run she can't chase me she's slow as [ __ ] and we're out place that [ __ ] down what's this about to tell me there's no discussion Dory will keep performing with me can't you see this is her future you in the circus her future in the circus Dory definitely killed herself L to me at all I'm going to say that chat I'm going to say that 100% what is the ey looking at let's just do a slow turn here she's going to be upstairs she's going to be upstairs Martha Martha oh no oh no oh my God bro I thought she was going to be in the other side of the room huh you fix her bro I think she's a zombie I don't think she's like a person anymore what the hell is going on I need to get my beds this crazy dream oh my head my headache oh my headache maybe I'll take more [ __ ] ibuprofen oh this this splinting headache just keep just keeps coming on dude check the year how do I check the year where's the calendar I there's nothing that's going to tell probably the year right now we have to go back there oh it's already there's already placed in there oh I should have looked at the time it's three it's three it's three 310 311 knew it the ticket there is no ticket this time there was a ticket there last time there's not this time which is weird huh same thing happened again am I still dreaming I need to figure this out what was up with that dream what happened between me and Martha aren't we supposed to be happy why didn't she look like that okay the player's on this time the C is still broken that's walled off now hold on where's Martha's room H our house doesn't make sense to me anymore what the [ __ ] is wrong with my head oh God where is this what this is not where the kitchen should be oh dude it's definitely been years oh my God it's definitely been years and there's [ __ ] pills everywhere man even more bottles no food in the fridge but there's something else what do you mean there's something else is that a head I hope not I always did the dishes this can't be our kitchen this is what a light bulb it still has her drawing huh did I order this I like the place but I can't recall some Pizzeria there's a key in the fridge where oh the garage key who put that in here I didn't even see that chat don't tell me this [ __ ] door up here is going to go to the garage that wouldn't make any [ __ ] sense oh it's my kids's room my workshop oh this is the garage this does not look like a [ __ ] garage oh God there's a lock what is that supposed to be is that a sex doll or a mannequin Martha told me about these cian numbers the other day cerian numbers and there's all these symbols oh there's the doll well it's not a doll it's a [ __ ] mannequin when am I going to use this 381 lowkey locked we use this for all kinds of stage props wait hold on it's mine but uh I can't remember the combination I ain't recognizing any of these [ __ ] symbols chat they're all over the walls too how do you find these games through you guys my editors I also just search for [ __ ] myself that's why my chat's a dub because they recommend good games for me to play like this and sometimes really bad games but you know it's it's an even mix oh gosh I got this at the circus for Dory after I had to repair one she just soon just a mask I think I need to use that paper to open that box but those things don't line up see it says one two three and then it's all these things here I think I need to know what the code is and then the code is in numbers and then I could do it with symbols new light new bulb for stat light repair rope wch new leg for Carousel rep paint clown door is this in sound mind no this is uh Revel revil whever how the [ __ ] you say it like there's an arrow pointing to that and this oh wait hold up you think the arrows Point towards the ones that no I only see two arrows chat the code is not guts we are not playing Amanda Adventurer can we not act like the code is guts it wouldn't even make sense the code is numbers or symbols it is not [ __ ] letters and it's also three not four and guts is four so there's actually no way in hell it would ever be guts I don't know where you guys are presuming okay that doesn't work yeah [ __ ] shocker huh chat what do we think it is it's guts in Roman it's not Roman numerals you can't you don't do guts in Roman guts in Roman like in Latin [ __ ] chat what do you think we have to do here use your brain it's on the paper I don't think it is see it's like cuz I can't get those symbols those symbols aren't on this and they don't even match up with anything it's it's like this one here is the first one so if we go up it would be a mixture of like a backwards four one and something else like what the [ __ ] I don't know there's three arrows what do you mean there's three oh there are three arrows there's one there oh no there is three arrows okay so the first one's that chat that's what I said I [ __ ] figured that [ __ ] out and I didn't see the other Arrow where is that one pointing like is it pointing at that and then what is this one pointing at that red one I don't think this is it I think we're doing it wrong there's four arrows one two three four there are four arrows but there are it's two and two [ __ ] dude CH I don't know what to do here like I'm actually stumped the paper matters I the paper definitely [ __ ] matters but how does it matter and why does it matter like I don't know what this has to do with anything and then they scratched this out 1 2 3 4 5 6 78 n Martha told me about the cian numbers the other day does that have to do with it yeah it's all these weird symbols 352 the code is 352 dude 352 doesn't work that that's not going to show up chat oh my God I'm going to [ __ ] freak out at y'all like chat it it the symbols don't match up with these numbers it's 353 cantaloupe cantaloupe cantaloupe cantaloupe cantaloupe cantaloupe cantaloupe three is a weird hanging thing translate it how the [ __ ] am I going to translate that that's G to [ __ ] translate nothing nothing even on this is a [ __ ] Circle 352 canalou canalou I'm going to get mad I'm explaining this one more time these symbols are not on this page 352 has not you're just typing what another chatter said my other chatter typed 352 like a [ __ ] idiot probably and just typed four three random numbers off the top of his [ __ ] head and acted like that'd be a code it's I need a code in these weird symbols bro said 3 Oh I thought you said 352 because of that [ __ ] I got an idea here new new bulb for stage light where's the stage I feel like it's got to be on them cuz then there's a saw repair rope repair oh never mind bro I have no idea I literally have no idea I know what the symbols mean please look I'm looking at your chats you didn't type anything aan you didn't type anything here 60 for the sub Cod for the three did you know ninja cancer yeah we just talked about it strider for the three you should get a buzz cut you looked good thank you floating for the three it's about 20 hours but it's good it's philosophical and psychological I don't know if my chat would like it that's the only problem 20 hour game my chat would genuinely have to really like the game and if it's like they're like mediocre on it I'm not going to run a six stream series of a game n W1 dolphin water for the sub the mannequin a mannequin very versatile circus prop but only the legs are left maybe the rest is still in here somewhere I'm going to freak out I'm going to freak out did I really just need to find the mannequin body for this whole [ __ ] time where the [ __ ] is the mannequin body I need to build the man that's the Torso [ __ ] that still fits [ __ ] I need to find the arm [ __ ] I'll find the arm real [ __ ] quick I I didn't know it was this easy I thought I had to [ __ ] start decoding [ __ ] there's a laser pointer attached to the hand oh my God and it's going to point at the [ __ ] it's going to point at the [ __ ] it's going to point at the [ __ ] chat this makes [ __ ] sense to me oh my God my the rats in my head are spinning the wheels are turning where's the [ __ ] the arm at there it is oh there's the arm put that [ __ ] on give that [ __ ] the laser pointer it moved on its own it's pointing somewhere now we have to correlate these to numbers and I find the numbers and then it tells me [Music] it this is not on the [ __ ] list though what then [ __ ] are saying 352 chat uh chat stop spamming chat stop spamming time out every [ __ ] that just Googled how to do this and is just Spam typing a paragraph time all of them out oh my [ __ ] god that is so annoying you just Wikipedia it and [ __ ] just copy pasted they're combined yeah I could tell they're combined but I don't know why oh wait it's a mixture of all of them so it's going to be one of the codes this one has four 41 414 414 414 414 414 okay it is not 414 it is pointing at nothing let's give this another let's give this another try here chat um two three 235 nope because I'm trying to make I'm trying to match these up for the people that have no idea what's going on right now now this one I feel like is probably the correct one this one's still two then it's four two 4 one but two doesn't do anything [ __ ] saying 352 where are you even Joe three yeah 352 yeah 352 chat 352 352 right what's that pointing at what's that pointing at what's that pointing at oh wall it says one two three but why is it one two three like I have to add them Mino no Mino no Mino no oh my God to surle it's a two right I think I did two though and it didn't [ __ ] do anything oh my god do they have symbols on their [ __ ] hands what where's the last [Applause] one a oh my God what was it I it was uh two two and that'll tell me them oh my God and it'll be one number each time because it's three numbers for one number [ __ ] two two 4 One 2 4 One two four like this oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God what yo the second one's definitely 414 414 414 let's try 414 real quick I feel like I'm just decoding it wrong 41 so like this this [ __ ] is just saying so like this to everything oh my God that is pointing at one hold up that's pointing at this one boom okay so that one we have two done let's do three and then we'll go back to one one this one is still two three five 235 235 so like this ah so like so like this so like this I feel like I'm going to slide that [ __ ] one over 235 236 maybe no did I just turn the [ __ ] pointer off yeah 352 chat why are you all saying oh my God I'll do 352 and if it's pointing at nothing I'm going to freak out at my chat three I'm gonna freak out it better be pointing at something this is why I don't listen to my chat when they give me advice because they're not helpful okay uh let's go back to one here yeah pointing at it pointing pointing at its [ __ ] self man that's what's happening it's definitely two it's definitely four and one 24 one did I do that first time 241 let me just redo it maybe I did it wrong so like this no but it's pointing at nothing no it's not pointing at nothing oh my God I just didn't see it it's a [ __ ] stupid umbrella it looks like a lucky charm where is it is it the circle oh it's sideways boom last one last one last one last one two three five 235 has to be 235 so like this so so like this so so like this what is this pointing at though [ __ ] is this in the wet we did it du in the chat I don't remember which one it was there was something with a [ __ ] thing in the between it a Jesus which one was it was it that oh my God let me go look at it again okay it has a t in the middle that how do I unlock it what do we what did we do wrong what did we what did we do wrong the first one's wrong the first one was that the second one was that which one was the second one opposite order [ __ ] what [ __ ] what [ __ ] what what did we do oh my God I don't remember switch one and three no it's definitely right it's definitely in the right order I feel like I put one of the wrong symbols 241 241 is the first one so like this and it's pointing at that [ __ ] okay so it's that one but then what's the second one the second one is 414 but what symbol was it so like this the lucky charm emoji [ __ ] press on the bunny what do you mean what do you mean press on the bunny press the bunny what bunny David what bunny there's not even oh my God this that's not a pick up the rabbit dude I'm not going to pick up the [ __ ] rabbit where I pointed to what do you mean where I pointed to where one pointed to dude I can't pick him up under the bin the bowling thing you can't pick that up chat you can't [ __ ] pick it up aan for the three I explained in my chats take a peak oh my God oh my God I'm going to start getting so mad I'm GNA start getting so mad he said explain it I explain it look at my chat first one's the umbrella second one's diamond with the line third one's a circle with a t facing in the middle [ __ ] floating for the three I played it like two weeks ago now trying to piss you off piig Bon for the sub Cod for the three what am I doing wrong chat this has to be it put the mask on the mannequin [ __ ] it doesn't even have a head I can't pick it up and take that it's I can't even grab it how do I open this for what am I doing wrong what am I doing wrong there's a symbol on the Bowling thing there's a symbol on the bunny rabbit's [ __ ] chest there's a symbol on the bunny rabbit's [ __ ] chest what is what people asking me to pick up the [ __ ] rabbit are you guys dumb oh my God point the laser at the rabbit and then pick it up I'm going to freak out if you're wrong I'm going to [ __ ] lose it so like this maybe this is one symbol for the lock oh yeah uh the yeah what the [ __ ] uh yeah no [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] one that I did it's the [ __ ] one the last symbol's incorrect it can't be it physically can't be it physically can't be it physically can't be 414 414 let's do the next one my God I want to see your rest I want to see the rest so like this yes yes so like this so like so like this this so like this dude I have Chad I have all of them I have all of them ah got it what that's what I did the I yo okay nah nah I'm sorry for calling y'all dumb because that [ __ ] was pissing me off that's what I had the entire time So for anybody in my chat that just typed LMO I told you LMO I told you that's the [ __ ] code I had the entire time it wasn't changed it was the backwards [ __ ] te L I told you l l l I told you L I told you oh this is a prop I took home I spit all over my keyboard I modified it with a secret compartment in the hilt spit all over my [ __ ] keyboard did I leave something in there Walter shut the [ __ ] up I'm done with you I'm done with you you pissed me off too many times and I can't leave what do I need to use the [ __ ] sword for I wasn't paying attention to what the [ __ ] he said what did he say Chad I'm going to cry I'm going to cry what did he say I need to know what he said or I'm GNA I'm not going to be able to [ __ ] finish this I picked up a sword now what now what okay I'm sitting down I guess let's take a look I just need to twist the h oh my God it's a map it's a special map is this going to be a Dora game what the [ __ ] Thompson circus seven years and at least 40 hours weekly 1977 she didn't have to perform in the circus anymore 16 years what kind of sick contract is this oh wait wait wait wait that would be 16 years but this was made in 1961 she might have not been won then I would never have signed something like this Martha I can't believe she would go this far okay so we forced the kid to work in the circus oh what the hell a train oh my God and now I'm tping again yo I'm not [ __ ] around anymore I'm not [ __ ] around anymore that puzzle got me that puzzle got me going man shayen for the sub [ __ ] where am I now I'm walking backwards again oh wait no I went through the train car now I'm in another part this is where I just was what what what's going on here oh duh du you got a 7 hour stream ahead of you oh might as well dude we're probably like [ __ ] 20 minutes in the game sometimes I help out with feeding schedule Emma loved apples Emma loved it's just Emma our oldest elephant oh a very sweet animal but the circus was not the right place for us that scared the [ __ ] out of me holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why do we have an elephant on a train cuz the we're the circus oh [ __ ] yeah we're the [ __ ] circus who would have guess it can I just keep going oh thank [ __ ] just where are we going that you think I know next would be the sleeping compartments yeah then there's going to be creepy clowns there stop stop it stop it oh [ __ ] this was dory's room Dory that was our cabin but I often spent my night you already saw that cartoon yeah that probably wasn't very healthy for our relationship why like why is there a mannequin in here empty well the circus started losing people a long time ago that's because it's uh not the [ __ ] 1920s anymore and [Music] people is the creepy mannequin here that was our Lounge hanging out here made the long Journeys a little more bearable thinking back the time here wasn't all bad shame that the circus is no more wait what am I saying I still work here and Martha and Dory still have their shows we just don't but they they don't I feel like I feel like he knows that the circus isn't a thing anymore wait did I turn around is my workshop again I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good good I'm good bro mhm yeah now I hear him behind me yep the elephant's back I'm not even going to turn around [ __ ] I'm just going to keep it moving I'm going to keep it going I see that mannequin creeping up behind me I'm not going to have a mannequin [ __ ] chase me oh [ __ ] oh my God oh my God need to get rid of this thing maybe I can block the door with this at least it should buy me some time I better hurry [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] running bring it back [ __ ] do a wide swing wide swing here a couple of wagon where could it be a [ __ ] no lever I needed to decouple the wagon I needed to decouple the wagon where could it be the lever oh I need it to the couple the wagon where could it be oh [ __ ] it I need the lever the couple the wagon oh where could the lever be the couple of the wagon I don't [ __ ] know lever lever lever lever lever lever lever C keep your eyes keep your eyes peeled keep your eyes peed keep your eyes peed keep your eyes [ __ ] wide open where is it lever lever lever lever lever lever L lever lever lever lever lever please please show me a lever God put some clothes on maybe find some decency oh there's the lever thanks for the lever puppet oh my God it's behind me again put it on turn that [ __ ] I hope it's gone now I doubt it okay what now how do I get off this Trin can I even leave or am I trapped in this nightmare there's nothing more to say Walter I've made myself clear what is wrong with my head flashing lights tripping me out what am I in Davey Jones Locker right now is this a SpongeBob episode why is everything green I don't care what you think you can leave we don't need you she doesn't need you where do these cruel flashbacks come from I just don't know anymore oh [ __ ] wife daddy is it true that mommy and I will live with Uncle from now on I need to get away from this awful circus I to Martha's Martha's banging my brother that's crazy that's [ __ ] crazy or they're just living with the uncle one of the two dude I was just [ __ ] here I'm literally just cycling through the same [ __ ] can I even go through these doors no I can't if you were a twin brother say you're twins right and a woman has a child with you and your twin brother are they half brothers or full Brothers they'd be full Brothers cuz they're identical it'd be half Brothers if it was just a regular brother but if you're a twin like say you're say you're an identical twin and you have a kid with the same woman they'd be full Brothers even though it's two different people right no somebody surely had to have done that once they aren't the same person though I know they're not the same person but they're G they're genetically identical and an identical twin having a kid with the same person as their other identical twin would in turn not make identical children but full blood related children Devon for the sub and then if you're an identical twin and you just have kids and and your brother has kids are they cousins or half siblings how does that work Meo now shut up and play the game why don't you shut the [ __ ] up let me play the game yeah let me get some Parkour in here something more LAX please thank you like it you're telling me he's not having he's not freaking out here we're getting commentary we're getting commentary from Walter when uh I see my uh like dead wife but then we're getting zero commentary when I'm walking on literally like gravity defying [ __ ] planks here Eng don't make me do a puzzle here do not make me do a puzzle here it's going to make me do a puzzle here don't make me don't don't make me don't make me oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate you I hate you where where do I even need to go what was that it looks dead and cold what's going on that freaks me out that freaks me out is going to explode any minute oh [ __ ] maybe I can let off the pressure somehow maybe I can let off the pressure [Music] somehow that seemed to work I think it's getting worse [ __ ] you think it's getting worse I think it's getting worse too what in the Looney Tunes ass engine is this what am I I have to hurry I'm just twisting knobs [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I was just Twisted knobs I had no idea what I was doing there [ __ ] it let me run that one back I think they chained together where am I I have never been here oh was that a scripted death oh it might have been I might I I might have not [ __ ] anything up uh let's go this way oh [Music] I everything's returning back to normal the telephone booth oh my God what do I dial behind you what show headset that the Joe for the five my dog died today I don't mean to ruin the mood you're not ruin the mood rip in the chat dude I'm sorry to hear that your dog passed he was only one and a half what do I do I was considering doing something earlier but got me through it my life is falling apart do you have any advice I know I shouldn't be asking you for advice you're the only person I got turned to right now thanks Joe I mean there's nothing you can do um other than you know try and like not be happy but you know focus on other things like I I mean obviously you want to mourn your dog's passing but I would also say like don't just sit and and [ __ ] dwell in it right obviously it just happen but I mean there's nothing that you can do outside you know focus on yourself focus on other things try and keep your mood up uh while you work through it Mr Mark for the three maybe talk to like your family about it or somebody that you know peeps for the S can you shout out my channel no uh Devon for the sub banana for the three sorry for the hard no there Mis remark uh but I don't give shout outs uh unless I either want to shout out the person through like a raid or I know them just because when people ask for shout outs then everybody asks for a shout out uh and I'm not doing that [ __ ] uh banana for the three floating for the three sorry if that seemed rude check PayPal Donuts when you get a chance I sent a ton uh oh wait I sort of sent it at a [ __ ] time so you mess jayen for the sub floating for the $25 Dono thank you for the 25 this is my apology for pissing you off floating you didn't piss me off I was riled up at a puzzle scene because everybody was spamming random numbers and you were spamming 352 and I had no idea what you were trying to tell me but thank you for the 25 you did not need to do that I appreciate that W floating you didn't piss me off we're good bower for the [ __ ] raid Athan for the three uh and I think I'm caught up you didn't need to do that though for future reference you know I'll get mad at some of my Chatters but I'm not actually mad at you I'm just pissed and then you typing 352 a bunch of times was just confusing me even more peeps for the sub but I'm not mad lock in here chat all right so I walked through that light door but now I'm back where I started near the train I think this is where they would tell my fortune yeah this is at like the beginning of the game and [ __ ] lagged there for a second why is it lagging this is the circus Marthur is rehearsing tonight all right now it's good yes a little lag yeah I think it was just rendering everything you got to keep in mind this game's Graphics are [ __ ] crazy so loads a new scene all at once I can't believe I have to do the next show alone the redeemed Flex how could she get sick now oh my god did Dory get sick and die you go to the lake again in this cold isn't it a myth that being cold gets you sick or lovers your immune system home I think today is the only chance only chance for what Dory will I can't see another way oh my God am I going to murder my wife why can't I see another way I'm going to kill Martha I'm going to kill my wife I'm going to kill my wife a storm like this the circus should be empty except for Mar Marth nothing could stop her from rehearsing Martha everything is so surreal oh Martha what is that noise she's normally in here but that's closed main entrance for the show Martha and Dory are the main [ __ ] attraction what do they even do looks like the storm hit is pretty bad weren't like old circuses like freak shows and [ __ ] this is a side show what the [ __ ] I really don't like it moved the mannequin moved when am I actually that blind I ain't see a mannequin move at all in that [ __ ] chat now you got me tweaking that it's going to be behind me y'all should have just not told me what am I doing this doesn't feel right the amazing s there's going to be like a tiger that comes out Hur oh my God I'm actually going to kill Martha holy [ __ ] how am I going to kill Martha up here is the ring stop I'm going to kill my wife what the [ __ ] what he's just like randomly like yeah I need to kill her yeah this should cut through the ropes there's a net cut through the ropes what ROP oh right here stop why am I doing this [ __ ] I'm doing it I don't give a [ __ ] we're killing her we're killing her we're killing Mara take my child away Dory no rip I killed both of I killed my whole family bro no shot that actually happened why was the kid up there too bro she said she was sick at home oh now I remember what I did I I murdered Dory but he murdered Dory you murdered your wife to it doesn't make any sense at all Martha why would I do this to you there had to be another way yet I picked the worst possible one why how could I believe this would help you in any way I am so sorry but what now I need to find a way out of here bro I'd be thinking that I was in [ __ ] hell I can't see a thing is that a flashlight there a flashlight where oh here oh they got me moving mad quick in this chat this is going to be a problem this it seems like something has to be put in [Music] there oh God what was that yeah I can move mad quick I don't like that I don't like when they enable me to move fast because then I'm going to get [ __ ] oh no and I'm going to turn and it's going to be there yeah let's just run though where do I where where do I even need to go like I'm just wandering here I need to find three things I tried but I was not cut out for office work is there anything here that's useful why are these bells everywhere I'd better be careful [ __ ] you [ __ ] I remember I need the money and I didn't mind taking over the night shift I was fired after 2 weeks when they found me drunk behind the counter maybe there's something inside I got to go in there oh hell no what is that I can't really make it out some kind of cube looks like a puzzle oh I don't want to go back out there you think I stay in here until it passes oh they got some cigarettes some gold tree cigarettes Walter I wanted to let you know that I made the difficult decision to terminate your employment here effective immediately I know you've been through a lot and I know you need the money however the safety and wellbeing of my employees and customers are top Pro priorities and I can't tolerate behavior that puts them at risk I wish you the best for your future so you got fired Derrick was a nice guy I didn't know what to do with myself besides drinking no no no not again and I'm on the dash and I'm on the dash and I'm out of here [ __ ] it's going to randomly pop up I was just here I was just here oh I got to go cash it in Bank it fits perfectly what is it which way should I go now I need to find three three ORS so if I ever hit one of these bells it just instantly spawns next to me uhoh it's already there wait what may should I go oh yeah let's chill out there buddy all right we're good holy [ __ ] it can run I think I'm safe in here I don't think it can kill me if I'm in here oh some kind of necklace H I can't make out the name no those are dog tags it's right there oh no let me in oh my god oh is this some kind of punishment okay so if I alarm it it won't let me back in what now dude where the [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is the last one going to be yeah let's just hit the Mad Dash on it let's just just's just hit the Mad Dash on it I'm good I'm just going to run into the woods here you I'm good I'm good I don't think it'll be able to catch my tail here I've been here before I don't know where I need to go but I need to figure it out [ __ ] chat have I been there it's in here oh my God I found it doing here good [ __ ] [ __ ] I Som feel good [ __ ] [ __ ] chat what is that tragedy strikes Nelson bro circus mother and daughter found dead after tight RPP accident oh so I didn't get in trouble but it feels like it belongs to me weirdly enough they've never suspected me I should have come forward instead I just lived I remember a lighter okay it's right outside [ __ ] Chad I'm going to go piss real quick because this is like a safe Point uh Punk for the sub big Ash for the uh the Thousand bues I don't know if you remember me ask if I could be your private CHF today in work we had a big group com in 30 and 50 30 and 15 of them as for burgers so I made him the waitress that I forgot to put uh threw no mayo on the ticket but I already PL them so I had to throw them out and I got blamed for making them wrong who do you think is in the wrong King and peeps for the sub the job for the five said I forgot to put no mayo on the ticket but I already plated them well I mean were you the waiter if the waitress said she forgot to put the no mayo that's her fault chat c be down 30 seconds e e oh we're back imagine it's just randomly jump scared you guys the P the pen cap for the [ __ ] I'm dude I'm losing my voice the pen cap for the [ __ ] $50 [ __ ] Dono what the [ __ ] you're my favorite streamer you've taught me to be a better person thank you thank you for the [ __ ] 50 the pen cap what the [ __ ] appreciate the [ __ ] sub or not the sub what the hell am I saying the Dono dub in the chat for that man I honestly than I dude thank you uh and [ __ ] W message as well W chatter I appreciate that man you should play Rust if you have any video games you want me to play exclamation my Discord game suggestion tab video suggestion tab on Discord video suggestion tab for react days game Su tab for gaming days it's how I find most of the videos that I watch and games that I play uh is from your guys' recommendations so uh and I'm talking like 90% of the games I play and 90% of the videos I watch are from you guys so uh if you have any games you want me to watch or videos you want me to play on uh or video games you want me to play or videos you want me to watch send those there lock in here chat we're doing the rest of this game today we have more time we'll do scary reacts um Thursday tomorrow's fortnite and then finishing South Park uh snow day Friday reacts Saturday BL Wars tourney getting drunk with the team Sunday reacts Monday is fortnite and then H phobia and another scary game with uh other streamers Tuesday off Wednesday scary games Thursday is going to be Rainbow Six and doy DOI and next TH or next Friday's reacts lock in all right we have the last orb we just need to get the [ __ ] out of here they might they're moving way faster than before I called it I called it I called it I called it I called it I'm running down please it [Music] that was easy that was actually really easy oh my God that's the angel thing from the beginning House of Terror oh that's our ghost train maybe this will lead me out of this damn nightmare oh I have to get on the [ __ ] cart oh I have a bad feeling about this this going to be like that FNAF video that we watch the pen cap for the 2569 this is this is from my friend he said hi well thank you from here and thank you to your friend too dub what the [ __ ] he didn't need to do that this was in the beginning this was literally the beginning of the [ __ ] game hold up this looks slightly different though and I can move oh I have a bad feeling about this yeah know that's some [ __ ] he about to say oh I don't like this you just start progress like profusely vom V in from the [ __ ] spin wheel oh the stupid mannequin is that supposed to jump scare me I remember that oh [Music] [ __ ] that wasn't scary I don't know why I got nervous there okay so it's a lot of my dead kid and I don't know what that eye is that they keep showing me this game's too scary for you I don't think this game's that scary I just think it's really trippy I've definitely played way scarier games I still enjoy this though it doesn't need to be scary to be good what are these images oh does that Me growing up [Music] I am so sorry dude I feel like I'm going to get a bad ending here I know there's different endings I feel like I'm going to be like the I killed both of my kids and then I end up killing myself type of ending like how I don't I don't see how this is going to turn to a positive like there he murdered his he murdered his wife and daughter oh no did I kill myself and that's why I'm here am I dead oh God no no no no no no I'm getting picked up like I'm a toy from Toy Story now I'm falling to my death oh there's my dead kid oh Dory where's the wife [Music] what the [ __ ] just happened no what the [ __ ] yo no shot I'm spawning back in the house yo what in the ground Groundhog Day is happening and this spinning dude this [ __ ] noise is pissing me off how do I turn that off back in our house am I finally [Music] awake I'm definitely not awake oh this room is a mess what happened here is that a security camera camera why are there cameras following who's watching do I need a key still nope what is that noise oh is it an ambulance it just leads nowhere there's an alarm the kitchen everything's falling apart this actually makes sense as a setup for the house house yeah and then this would be the living room up up up up up up and I can't read the calendar it Stills March 1981 what these are props is everything a stage who built this and why oh wait have have they been like drugging me and I'm going through this like none of this has been real wait what the [ __ ] Martha and Dory who would do something like this oh they're not dead wait wait what wait oh my God and they're filming me I don't know what's going on I just want to get out of here what is and it's the lights don't tell me that monster is fake in here oh no there is one in here I have no idea what's going on oh [ __ ] I'm in a different room oh where the hell am I what oh my God is this like the back rooms type [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening now I'm in the train brick brick this house F who said that did I do this I think I'm outside the house where the [ __ ] am I where the [ __ ] am I chat [Music] holy hell this place is huge how the [ __ ] did I get and it's like rotating rooms of is insane like it's like faking all the experiences that I've had there's no Keyhole I need to unlock it from somewhere else why is there a computer setup here what is that noise oh the computer set but I didn't even [ __ ] see that [ __ ] an empty holster subject seven is that supposed to be me what is this five at Freddy's what what am I what was I doing here potential Escape detective open the door potential Escape what do they mean potential Escape what are you doing out here put that down oh my god I've tried to escape before I'm in an infinite Loop I'm in The Truman Show and I've tried to escapee and I've killed somebody trying to escape in the past and they're like making me think that I'm living this life that's fake and I've killed somebody when I got out but then they put me back in oh what is going on with my head they even have groceries delivered that's why there's so much beer and all that other [ __ ] looks like a workshop what the [ __ ] so that like that boss thing wasn't even real like what what was real did I has anything that I've seen been real well that's [ __ ] norn Corporation there that has to be an exit this game took a Twist that I had no idea it would work here and where are they oh god I think he's dead I did not think this game was going to was going to go this way who was oh my God oh my God oh my God did I kill him guidelines and security measures let me read that keep your work place clean Norm equipment should never leave the facility Norm information doesn't leave this facility work hard for a better future what is my name new subject for house 12 another one who did this hey who is this guy oh [ __ ] he has go oh my God I forgot my name was Walter A Scouting Report Scouting For What Liam Kenley 35 male various parttime jobs seven was also on the screen in front of my house but it says Liam Kennelly wait subject Happ this is me this is me the [ __ ] is going on here so my name's not Walter I've never had I've never married oh my god I'm an entirely [ __ ] person my name is Liam Kenley I'm 35 I was a high school dropout Liam Kenley dropped out of school when he was 15 an abusive relationship with his parents forced him to sever connections early he joined the army very early but records show him leaving after a few months citing a dependency discharge it's 2017 oh my God they got me convinced that I live in 1985 5 or 81 he joined the army very early record very early but record show him leaving after a few months heading dependency discharge returned home to care for his dying father who passed away through three years later since he moved again and has been able unable to find stable Rook he holding himself a float with very small jobs solitary lifestyle no emotional attachments no physical limitations so they would like kidnap people that can just be taken based on the informant gathered Liam Kenley appears to be an ideal candidate for the memory replacement experiment the subject's uneventful life reduces the risk of memory remnants his history of the financial struggles and lack of motivation suggest a beneficial State of Mind for the procedure the subject's cognitive function and physical ability are sufficient to undergo the procedure whoow and then these are other people suitable can of for memory imprinting and then that's me svin sent me the report on potential subject you told me about would really appreciate if you could manage this week calculator wait wait wait wait wait oh you can't do it with this one I can't write boobs what were they doing here can I make this work all right I opened two other doors maybe another guy broke out maybe I didn't break out what do with all this data yeah like how are they making the world a better place by running these experiments that's just what I'm not on these are super computers holy [ __ ] are there people still in the simulation right now there are others I'm the only one alive everyone else is dead there are nine other eight other houses and everyone else El's dad this must be me oh that doesn't look good for him what the [ __ ] there it is again subject s Liam Kennelly 87 Cycles I've been they've made me go through that 87 times what the [ __ ] automated lock down this was 11 days ago Hannah was not at her post she left her [ __ ] gun at the desk yo to OG for the [ __ ] raid bro thank you for the raid uh dub in the chat for that [ __ ] beans for the sub uh we're playing a really trippy game right now the pen for the 15 I'll also be back Friday to give a 100 member and W Sexy Rexy Sexy Rexy for the sub uh toasty thank you for the raid man uh I'm Joe Bart if you don't know me Twitch streamer YouTuber Tik tocker uh we're playing a game called Revel or reveal or revil re e v i l however you want to pronounce that I don't know how to [ __ ] pronounce it um basically we were just for a recap for people that are just joining SL Toasties viewers the first half of the game we were living this life as a person who was trying to find their daughter and my wife I built things for the circus and and my wife performed in the circus I ended up killing my family and going through this whole facade only to realize that I've been living in a simulation this entire time and people like put me here Liam Kenley psycho 11 observations seems to remember arguments with Martha subconscious breakthrough begins earlier than expected new memory stage room seems to have the desired effect wait so everybody else died way faster like Morgan Mills cycle 11 that's not me I'm I'm Liam Kenley I thought my name was Walter for the last two hours subject shows signs of restlessness and agitation heart rate increased cause of uh cause of this is unknown whimpering to herself and appears to be agitated she keeps touching the scar on her leg possible memory remnants new cycle uh recommended unconscious and study hall room wow wow wow okay well we got to get the [ __ ] back so who's running this a company what was the company's name norn Corporation I don't know how I get this door open there was a computer in here here that I could partially unlock something I'm going to go back to that and see if it if it relocked oh were there door controls on the other one were there door controls on the other one chat I don't remember I didn't look at it all right hold up bullet for the sun I think you unlocked it I didn't unlock anything on this one so we're going to go look cuz I think this might open the other door yeah wow I have no idea where this is going to go and who killed all these people if everybody else is dead who killed all these people could it have been me like everyone is dead the dark at sea oh my God this is mine circus death in the circus subject s leave War behind subject 34 so they panned out fake lives for all these people how many people died in here what is this one Oh I thought that was something what is this person spamming liia edits on Tik Tok liia likes you bro what are these people spamming dude that doesn't even show up like what is this person spamming right now hold up uh T tacos for the three sorry this is mad off topic uh from the game but jiggle machine update I haven't bought one yet should I actually buy a jiggle machine chat like is that actually [ __ ] worth it what is this person spamming they spamming somebody likes you 600k on Tik Tok What probably some comment spam [ __ ] what is the name of their uh Tik Tok I want to see it what the hell is the jiggle machine read the rest of my Dono uh if I sent 1500 Bitties on 420 would you hit the volcano while using a jiggle machine uh maybe my op likes you what do you mean your op like you're hater I can't even see this account like you keep oh here it is this is just an account it has one edit of me why are you spamming why were like four accounts spamming the same [ __ ] thing whatever lock back in here chat T tacos to the three imagine the clip of you getting high while shaking they're like an idiot on a jiggle machine that would be pretty funny lock in here Chat lock in here Chat lock in here all right fabricated memories Liam k thing is staged procedure Dory aren't real procedure was successful measured about they can just Walter shut the [ __ ] up into my head I can't believe this oh what is going on with my head procedure was successful measured values all fall into expected ranges fabricated memories were viewed and to proove all memories were archived traumatic family killing 01 appears disoriented unable to recall any information about his previous life introduced to the artificial house modled after his invented family home he's able to recognize and identify the house as his own however he seems to dismiss the current state of the house photograph of his wife and daughter Martha and Dory he is able to identify them as as his family and is able to recall basic information about them unable to recall traumatic parts of about fabricated memory searching for wife and daughter memory replacement procedure was successful in planning artificial memories in the subject's mind further observation seems to indicate suppressive part suppression of parts of the fabricated memory no sign of the existence of old memories Riley for three wanted to share this quote from the book D and I thought you would like the M the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but the but a reality to experience a process that cannot be understood by stopping it we must move with the flow of the process we must join with it or we must join it we must flow with it love the streams thank you wub literally nothing else here is everything a okay between us I'm getting worried dude are they emailing each other about their relationship oh and then he died oh my God oh my God so that's why she [ __ ] emailed him we would like to give the Martha character Chinese Roots addition L background research will flow better well and then that's how they do it so they've been implanting my memory with [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and then this open it's like a hospital section here what the [ __ ] and that had to have just happened my head my I think I'm I think I'm remembering my past life no don't tell me I wake up don't tell me I wake up oh is this my actual house I think this is my actual house cuz I was poor it's sad your rent is laid again you don't pay up till the end of the week you better have your already packed up let yeah yeah I'm trying huh I'm broke anyway no point in going out it's disgusting but I like cold pizza I guess I'll have to find a job where I don't need a car my car got repossessed cuz I couldn't pay for it wow I could pawn it off but it's the last thing I have left of him I forgot to finish this it'll have to wait I found this yesterday in front of my door oh is this the thing from the [ __ ] company because isn't that the company's logo stay here I don't need most of it anyway can you find this $1,000 for every participant well still not sure if this is some kind of joke but man the money would be nice looks like some kind of puzzle box shouldn't be too hard for me [Music] okay let me look at the symbols Triangle Square Circle and then an hourglass what there's surely going to be [ __ ] around the room that's going to [ __ ] help me with that a battery maybe it's not empty the [ __ ] am I going to use a battery for a single doublea battery like that's going to [ __ ] help me out all right um Chad what the [ __ ] do we do here those turn there's a strange key hidden in there it seems stuck oh that sounded like something happened a translucent disc with some kind of symbol in the middle what seems stuck seems stuck it seems stuck seems stuck okay now it's just [ __ ] now it's just stuck stuck was a circle and a two oh my God triangle one Circle three what Circle also three that five The Hourglass five what else seems stuck I can see a piece of paper what the [ __ ] do I do here 352 you're being a deckhead shut up huh hold up hold up hold up something flat needs to be inserted here I insert that disc okay wait what does this do what it seems stuck throw it at a wall yeah I just [ __ ] break it open with a mallet then it just tells me where it is it's the paper I don't know what I need I don't know what I need to open that with and neither of that's going to fit in there I mean that's saying it's just a check mark but what the [ __ ] is a check mark going to do you need the screw yeah but what is the screw gonna [ __ ] do screw is not going to do anything here I still have two more numbers that I need I need four and six dude it's turned upside down what do you mean it's turned upside down what do you mean it's turned upside down wait dead ass no it's not turned upside down chat what the [ __ ] are you talking about the bottom of the cube is where the key goes oh first I need to put in some batteries [ __ ] I got a battery where's the other battery at oh do I got to find another [ __ ] battery chat if you were another battery where would you be oh my God another battery bro you're a nice guy just can't hey I can't I just can't with you living like this I thought we'd somehow work out but I was wrong bro my girlfriend just broke up with me oh that's brutal hold up well wouldn't have worked out anyway maybe in a TV remote there's a Rubik's Cube and cigarettes I doubt the other batteries going to be in the [ __ ] in a lighter no an Xbox controller well I have the battery I have one of the batteries first I need to put in some batteries where's the other battery press the buttons seems stuck I don't think this is going to do anything maybe this would give me another battery it seems stuck seems stuck why the [ __ ] is it stuck I think I only need to put I think I need to flick those two and just those two bro I got to do the ones with the dots only how do I reset that [ __ ] how do I reset that [ __ ] only the dots yeah but how do I reset it oh the other side resets it oh that sounded like something oh my God okay Square on four don't I just need six why couldn't I just [ __ ] slide that [ __ ] W chat we need one more battery and then I could [ __ ] work this thing where do I get a battery I doubt in there another battery easy it does nothing ow du [Music] H H what you put the paper what do you mean I put the paper bro what [ __ ] paper the code the other disc oh my God oh my God hold the [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] does this make I have to make the logo but I need three I need one more where do I get the one more there has to be one more and it would be in here stop it oh something came out of the Cube it's ringing must be that was sick that was [ __ ] sick that was [ __ ] sick should be easy to find guess I'll go look for another hint what am I even doing I don't even know where I have to go I where did it say I have to go Chad I wasn't even paying attention I was just happy as [ __ ] that I [ __ ] got the last paper in that [ __ ] where do I need to go I should just look for another job what am I even doing there probably some kind of scam right oh God is it it has to be this place it's just around the corner maybe I'll find something in that back alley let me bust this left oh is that a phone ringing that oh my God this was a telephone booth I was in before how do I get in oh phone move that's new what now Liam Dial Dial [ __ ] hourglass crown and moon [ __ ] what hourglass is seven Crown is one moon is eight 718 78 seven one forgot this is how these telephones worked eight easy okay this is slowly getting interesting I dialed it by dialed it now now what oh what the [ __ ] what the what the [ __ ] nice base sounds like my kind of nightclub oh I got to press a button and it looks like a prison and this is where I and this is where a logical person would probably turn [Music] around yo this me is actually [ __ ] sick and no one's real what the [ __ ] this is even more creepy what the [ __ ] where do I even need to go oh over here maybe through here somebody's in there bathroom closed this bathroom's disgusting this door looks a bit out of place whoa what is this place oh my God this is this is where I just was like 30 minutes ago what is this more puzzles yo this is where they tase me and [ __ ] throw me in the ring dude no just one last test start the timer interesting it seems to have multiple segments I should press the button first that's what press button 30 shins so what oh okay no yeah no they are they're they're hitting me with the old Bill Cosby right now yeah okay yeah they dropped me and I'm out this can't be real my name really is Liam Kennelly that was my life can't believe this where's the fun night club music Martha you're not real I haven't gone this way where's the I'll make the beat myself are these MRI machines no back now I'll get to the bottom of this I guess the power is out power failure I'mma go I'm a bust it I should try to turn the power on I'm a busted left here try and turn the power back on I don't know if anything [ __ ] useful is going to be around here what the [ __ ] you're like 80% done oh yeah no surely I should try to turn the power on oh really Liam really really Liam Kenley really Liam Kenley it's like uh I'm trying to [ __ ] wander around maybe find something to turn the power on your bud that' probably be what I'm trying to do right now Liam you know what's this locked I think I need to turn the power on oh I I think I also need to turn the power on here Liam that's very useful you thank you thank you for helping me out here oh it says generator one maybe I go in here that's probably a [ __ ] hint if I've ever seen one and I think I just lock myself in here uh but it's not working one of these things is broken now I just need to find a replacement where the [ __ ] am I going to find a replace oh I need one with six things six prongs or eight prongs however many it was can I leave all right we got to find one more oh and they were on the other side I'm pretty sure it was in here this a little storage room yeah we saw these this one seems broken also broken are they all broken H Another Broken one oh Another Broken one oh Another Broken one oh Another Broken one oh they're all [ __ ] broken chat where could we find a real one this looks almost exact maybe in this Locker nope are you playing a game today I'm playing a game right now buddy that's what you're watching where the [ __ ] is there it's in there wait it's right there where wait dead ass where on the bottom are you blind oh oh this one look shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up thank you chat thank you chat I would have been W I would have wandered all the way around again my bad my bad I didn't know quoi for the sub leapy for the sub new to just Dro saying no more sexual things you can't use your body for horny be or you'll get banned is that facts opt for the sub damn so maybe no jiggle machine anymore maybe it's not the meta as once perceived we'll reboot the power here don't really know what it's going to do I feel like this is where they do the Mind wiping uhoh yeah looks like it's about to do it right now machine what the hell did I doely there an exit over there yeah no [ __ ] I see it let's [ __ ] run for it watch watch random boss come out of the [ __ ] sky this room feels Sinister just messed with my head oh my God I need a [ __ ] ID cardid card to get out of here bro who is that should I lock myself in here again where the hell am I going to get a [ __ ] ID card at all right here there's more automated lockdown [ __ ] death of last subjects subjects two and three brain hemorrhage old memories resurfacing oh my God Flex chat holy [ __ ] [ __ ] somebody redeemed Flex it's not a [ __ ] you're acting like it's the end of the world memory imprinting risks resetting imprinted memories blocking the original memories again counter measures initiate the next cycle further research required Dr Ian Keller oh [ __ ] does this mean I have to use this machine to fix myself I don't have time for further resarch oh my God Liam shut the [ __ ] up and let me move dude well I don't have does this guy have a Consciousness this guy just only talks out loud this guy just only [ __ ] talks out loud buddy where are your thoughts at grab the [ __ ] key card man here we go grab it Focus does this mean I need to fix it myself [ __ ] Liam's a [ __ ] great a yapper use the machine to fix my head or I'll die oh my God how the hell am I going to use this machine to fix my head I don't know how to [ __ ] work this don't you need to be a great doctor to [ __ ] figure the [ __ ] out what the [ __ ] what's over here Stu I don't think I need them oh a pistol I kill all these people Sammy thank you for the [ __ ] five gifted Subs up in the chat making me believe I murdered my family is bad enough but I killed all those people in here they were real the trade might allow us to assess our most unstable dangerous members uh much safer than before okay well how am I going to fix myself am I going to need this [ __ ] nope buddy said I need to fix myself though don't know how I'm going to do that maybe on the calculator screen there's the answer 37 I knew I'd figure it out Senator Baker makes miraculous recovery he admitted a neurological care Institute in Phoenix Ral uh revealed by spokesperson he had Alzheimer's but it was fixed oh my God is that what the is that the research that they're doing is to like fix Dementia or some [ __ ] this game is so confusing you this is one of the games where you'd have to be here from the beginning to understand machine to fix my head or I'll die [ __ ] use the machine I don't know how to [ __ ] use the machine here buddy I'm just Fu with the [ __ ] am I supposed this the machine yeah I would say this is the machine I don't know how I'm going to use it though uh what the [ __ ] chat how do I use the machine here am I uh what the what do I [ __ ] what do I [ __ ] do the main computer oh my God all the way the [ __ ] up there duh why wouldn't it be the computer over there though that would make a bit more sense you know feels like I'm uh 60 miles away from this [ __ ] locked I need the password I think I'm gonna I'm gonna have a brain aneurysm playing this [ __ ] game dude give me the passcode password verand what am I doing here so object seven I don't want the death and circus one I need my actual memory what now I think I need to set up these modules command prompt hey Siri oh my Siri just turned on Awkward could you help me out here thanks I'm a bit confused what's this over here this is one of the things I got [ __ ] not sure I know what to do here oh God oh God oh I think I just to [ __ ] myself oh the [ __ ] oh I think I'm having memories oh [ __ ] oh oh my dad oh he used he used to not like me off dude I need to get [ __ ] can I go back in here where are the other modules at though like I don't I don't even know what else I need to fix it's got to be these these [ __ ] computer walls over here [ __ ] surely oh here's one looks like you can insert the something all right I can insert something there don't know what the [ __ ] I can insert that's locked that's locked don't I is this the only thing that I need why is everybody spamming I don't know chat's becoming brain rout right now just asking me [ __ ] that's entirely off topic chat whatever stupid [ __ ] question you're asking me right now and you're about to type like are we going to watch scary reacts just shut the [ __ ] up about that [ __ ] oh my God focus on the game focus on the [ __ ] game focus on the [ __ ] game just asking me most the most useless [ __ ] [ __ ] in the world right now what the hell is this oh there's one back there one back where maybe in this room I see that there's modules over there but I don't think I could get to them yeah I don't know where the module I don't I don't know where I need to go like that's it's like not giving me guidance here oh what did I oh okay well I just changed de imprinting oh this might be what I need I hope I know what I'm doing [Music] bro and it says set up all modules to proceed but how do I open them this one no way I guess all of them no way no way oh it's getting worse oh it's it's getting worse oh the Taco Bell oh [ __ ] oh my God he's freaking out he doesn't know what he should do what the [ __ ] oh my God [ __ ] I know what I'm doing easy puzzle oh I really think I need to hurry dude you're acting like you're just getting okay he really I mean he really wouldn't know if he's just going to kill over right now it honestly could happen did it fix it I think I did it oh god oh no oh it's so strong these aren't these ones aren't even puzzles these are easy Mach oh my God the machine's ready oh my God the machine's ready oh my God the machine's ready I can remember my shitty life come on let's go let's go I'm going blind I'm going blind while we're doing this my vision's blurring it's thinning I don't think I have much longer noan shut the [ __ ] up about playing a different game bro you're being a loser I want to let you know that so this will oh my godal M I'm literally like 3 hours into a game I'm about to finish and you're [ __ ] complaining to me L chatter holy [ __ ] L chatter couldn't be a worse chatter if you have a different game you want me to play X Point Discord join the Discord uh [ __ ] video suggestion tab game session tab I'm not playing a different game I'm gonna [ __ ] finish this game dude oat Matt for the three Samy for the five gifted thank you for that kogi for the sub Ley for uh for the three or for the sub [ __ ] have low attention fans people leave after 2 minutes dude Jesus this looks like it's about to cut my eyes open no way that no way that brings back my memories I look away from it this doesn't look safe I put in the wrong [ __ ] memories no way this was the start of the game this was the start of the [ __ ] game I'm so sorry Martha and Dory you may not be real but I am buddy saying sorry to fake characters but I want my own life back uh maybe because the life that made you live was one where you murdered your family what what time out of viewer of choice chat I'm not dealing with that right now we're at the end of the game bro lock in we we'll do that after this buddy said somebody in my chat just said eljo bro I'm literally playing I'm I'm trying to finish the [ __ ] game that we've been playing for the last three and a half hours oh it feels weird I know I just removed the fake memories but I can't remember anything about them oh he doesn't remember his memories at all I still killed all these people so he doesn't remember Martha himself or Dory but he remembers that somebody did this to him that's so weird finish South Park after this we're finishing it tomorrow you got to have a mixture you want to you want to grow your audience but you also want to maintain an audience I'm going to play things that my my [ __ ] loyal Chatters want to see too you know sad for the sub I'm not just going to constantly try and Grow Let me just get out of here and hope they leave me the [ __ ] alone probably too much no way the game just ends with well I made it out easy for them again I murdered 20 people that tried to wipe my memory is that it wow that was a good game that was a very good game dub I I like that I like the twist I think it it becoming a Truman Show all all of this was fake type thing I didn't I I literally would have never guessed that I honestly thought the game was going to end with some like Supernatural uh my my I killed my kid and then I hung myself and I'm in hell type thing but in reality I was just getting experimented on the entire time and none of it was real wow that was a really good game though W [ __ ] Chatters that recommended that [ __ ] I enjoyed that also [ __ ] W stream I'm my dad that was a fun ass game um tomorrow I'm Gonna Be Live 4:30 EST uh we're gonna be doing fortnite and um finishing South Park snow day finally uh I know I know we were supposed to finish it yesterday but I Rage Quit I'm going J you for the three not to pray on your downfall but I'm prefer days like this with less Chatters the people that leave are usually the NPC spamming caps with no original thoughts chat is kind of nice on these days I I will agree that I like chat I I I don't I don't have a preference for one or the other but like on days when there's less people the Chatters are more um on topic I I might say I'm a joob B for the three though thank you dags for the sub um but yeah tomorrow's going to be fortnite finishing South Park day Friday's reacts Saturday we're going to be doing a block wars toury Sunday's reacts Monday we're going to be doing uh more fortnite and then uh probably a little bit of fortnite and then H phobia and uh scary games with uh other streamers Tuesday I'm not live Wednesday is going to be the new CHS AR game Shin Consin uh and then itch.io horror uh or maybe some [ __ ] scary reacts I'll let you guys decide then uh Thursday is going to be next Thursday is going to be uh Rainbow Six and then doy DOI literature club uh next Friday's reacts next Saturday probably ready or not in random games outside of that chat W stream hope you guys had fun watching uh I had a fun time streaming we had a great chat gr on say still a lot of people on the [ __ ] stream today uh we stream for [ __ ] four hours almost been streaming a lot more recently I'm happy about that uh if you have any games you want me to play though uh whether they be horror multiplayer funny scary story games whatever the [ __ ] Monday games that would be like kind of more a series type thing uh xation Point Discord I have a game suggestion Tab and I also have a video suggestion tab for react days I uh appreciate the suggestions that you guys send there uh regardless of whether or not I use them uh or like them I I I still appreciate people sending things that they want to see in my uh suggestion tabs uh but yeah I'm going to be posted on the gaming channel right when I end uh and I'll be live tomorrow around 4 4:30 EST uh but yeah hope you all had fun I had a fun time streaming and who do we want to raid today chat who do we want to raid do they really change twitch to back that's like crazy if they okay no they definitely didn't oh my God they raid strawberry taby dead ass chat I will I will raid strawberry taby for the one time she's playing Val but I'm I'm prefacing this strawberry Tabby is an 18 plus screamer okay she has very adult content I'm not going to show it but it's very it's very um you know there um but yeah um we'll rate her one we'll raate her one time I would not join this raid if you don't want to see somebody that is Bor I I would I would say don't join this unless you're 18 do not do not part partake in this raid unless you are 18 plus I'm gonna say that okay she's raided me a few times I people have been bitching at me at a raid her I'll raid her but don't join the raid unless you are 18 plus um but yeah I'll see you guys tomorrow 4:30 EST be there b square okay um fortnite and then we're going to be doing um more of South finishing South Park snow day maybe with Zusi might might try and tag him on to this but yeah see y'all then uh go watch the Youtube video when I post uh on the gaming channel going to post in literally like five minutes but yeah I'll catch you'all then we're going to R in 5 4 3 2 1 do not join the raid unless you are 18 plus I swear to God I'm I'm raiding this is one time we're going to do this because |
this youtuber has already raised a hundred thousand dollars from his fans by selling his youtube channel and it's turning out to be a huge scam and i'm here to tell you why let me start by saying i'm a fan of this youtube channel which kind of makes this a bit of a weird story because i've reached out to them in the past and said how much i like their work it's a channel called disrupt who you may have come across they have 1.4 million subscribers and their creator jack produces many documentaries about everything from computer viruses to hackers and if you're a nerd it's pretty great stuff but today jack posted something different from his normal videos he's selling his channel i am selling this channel well a portion of it because a change is coming path a and path b path a i believe is the best option this is the equity crowdfunding path this means that right now at this present moment you can own a portion of disrupt for a minimum of 100 you will receive 23 shares of the disrupt corporation in return you'll get a percentage of the net profit that this channel makes every single year so right from the start this all sounds pretty interesting right you invest a hundred dollars you get a portion of a youtube channel it's sort of like buying a business and it's sort of like supporting a creator that you like you might be tempted to think it's the best of both worlds i mean just listen to all the cool stuff he plans to use the money for and in return my team and i will use that capital to expand the disrupt operation and bring you feature like films shows and virtual reality content it's a compelling pitch you're making money and he's gonna spend your investment on better videos it's a win-win right now jack does mention a second path if he doesn't raise the full amount but he pretty quickly labels that a bad idea path b is the path that will have to go down if we do not reach our funding goal by the deadline this would mean a complete restructuring of the internal operations here at disrupt this path is not ideal so if you want to secure the future of the disrupt down path a please consider investing now this is where the first cracks in his story start to show he never tells us what path b is or why he'd have to take it in fact he kind of does this weird appeal of both hey on the one hand this is a really serious investment and on the other hand if you don't invest as a fan your favorite channel could die which is really weird but you might not notice it watching the rest of the video you might get swept away by all the beautiful graphics which sort of serve as an advertisement for what you're gonna get if you help invest in the channel but things really go sour when we actually go to invest and we go to the website where we invest at because that's where we learn things aren't as advertised let's start with the amount he's raising five hundred thousand dollars for ten percent of his channel the website claims that disrupt is valuing themselves at 10.7 million dollars that's what they're claiming percent of their company is worth now this is absolutely insane i own a channel of a similar size and there's no way right you could argue my channel is worth 10 million 10 million 10 million dollars okay well technically if you ignore the 10 million studio there's no way that my youtube channel by itself is worth 10 million okay i guess that's what i'm trying to say and that's how i know that his isn't either and when you check his financials this actually becomes even more clear because you might have been wondering this whole time why is he raising 500 000 specifically at such an insane valuation well it has something to do with the fact i think that he's 500 000 in debt call it a crazy hunch uh but i found this fact out at the bottom of his financial document all the way down all 14 pages down the very last line you will see this disrupt owes 466 thousand dollars and they also owe attorney fees so basically they owe 500 000 that's what they say aka all of it to pay off the debts so for those of you who have been paying attention forget about films forget about the metaverse forget about virtual reality your money is going off to pay jack's dad and he's trying to sell all of this to you as if it's some shiny turd straight from mark zuckerberg's metaverse and it's worth five hundred thousand dollars but it isn't and here's the thing it gets even worse because wait till you hear how he got in debt in the first place because it turns out that jack had a co-founder this whole time of disrupt who owned 50 of the company and one day jack decides he's gonna buy him out of his 50 for wait for it 500 000 so yes you're hearing this right he bought out fifty percent of disrupt for five hundred thousand dollars and then is selling his fans ten percent of the company for the same five hundred thousand dollars because he can't afford the quarterly payments obviously because he overpaid for it which is very ironic and in all this he tries to pretend it's about the metaverse and hides the actual financial truth at the bottom of his disclosure and by the way that disclosure that i'm telling you guys about the really important one um it's not in his video and it's actually at the very bottom of his crowdfunding website so all you have to do to learn about the super important fact is go into the link scroll to the very bottom get that document go to the very bottom of that document and finally you could learn the truth guys are you not seeing how big of a scam this is i mean to be clear i have no problem if people want a crowdfund for really anything as long as they're honest if he told people hey i'm in debt and i'm trying to raise money for it i ain't got no problem with that but he doesn't tell you that because of obviously you're not gonna spend money on his bad financial decisions you're gonna spend money if you think you're building the future and you think you're getting rich which i guess you are building the future but it's just it's just jack's future which you know is different i did reach out to disrupt to ask if there's some context that i'm missing here and so far i've gotten no response but on discord he has been answering some questions so i want to go over that apparently the full story is that jack says that his co-owner originally bought disrupt 50 of it anyways for 10 000 a while ago and jack seems to have done most of the work in the interim this co-founder then turned into some super garyvee villain and wanted to turn everything into nfts and sell crypto coins and jack was against it because he didn't want you investing in bad financial decisions um and so he wanted a buyout and he got about for 500 000 but it's here where things start to get complicated because when jack started throwing his partner under the bus as some nft super villain his partner decided to climb from underneath it and clear his name he jumped in the discord and started disproving the claims one by one starting with crypto he says hi there i am the partner with significant creative differences spoiler there was mention of a disrupt crypto coin or slinging nfts i think that's a misguided interpretation of my vision and that's not the only thing that might be untrue remember jack said that his partner only invested 10k but it turns out it was a lot more than that quote i invested a lot more than 10k into disrupt that is another point that requires clarification 10k was initial bankroll but the major investment came from three years of salaries being paid overhead rent for office space studio equipment etc we later learned that he probably invested around two hundred thousand dollars because he says the 500k buyout was a little over a 2x on his investment which he rightfully points out is a terrible return on a youtube channel investment where mostly your dollars would go to zero so it turns out jack's co-founder isn't some predatory lending supervillain nor was it true when jack said that his co-founder even asked for the buyout or set the conditions quote just as another note i never wanted to sell my stake in the company jack offered the valuation i did not set it there that was his offer that i accepted in an effort to resolve amicably now this all contradicts what jack has said directly in a follow-up video that he did after i reached out to him he said his co-founder is the one who set the price this is where the 466 thousand dollars of debt can be seen on our financials this is what the prior member has set their price at in order to depart from disrupt so who's telling the truth here well it looks like it's not jack because recently he's deleted his comment saying his co-founder only put in 10k and that his co-founder set the price instead he changed it to this quote i have updated the previously typed message in 2017 a co-founder and i started disrupt as an llc in 2021 we settled on a buyout agreement now what i find crazy about this is that while changing his story jack doesn't acknowledge what he's changing here because remember we've gone from the co-founder is a villainous nft huckster who bought his company for ten thousand dollars and demanded a buyout for 500k now it's looking like his co-founder invested two hundred thousand dollars didn't push nfts and didn't even want to be bought out and look i'm not here to settle who's right in their business disagreements i i just don't even care i'm just here to point out that jack is disguising his business problems as financial opportunities which they're not and when he gets caught he continues to lie and throws his co-founder under the bus when it just seems like they basically have creative differences i don't know it just seems like jack is acting like one of these delusional people who go on shark tank with five dollars in sales and are seeking a million dollars for one percent of their company except for the fact instead of pitching to mark cuban he's pitching to his fans who might not know why it's a bad investment because he's deliberately hid it from them but luckily people are finally figuring out what he did and he's rightfully getting ripped apart by his audience for it and that's kind of the good news that he's unlikely to reach his goal and the other good news is that plan b isn't that big of a deal the co-founder would get 51 of the company and it seems like he doesn't want to do that much different jack would continue producing content fans don't lose money and things just return back to the status quo honestly this is just such a stupid drama for no reason jack decided to swindle his fans out of 500k because he didn't like his co-founder by selling them a company at an even worse price than he bought it for and by the way remember he can't pay the debt because obviously it was a terrible decision and when he gets got trying to sell this bad debt he doubles down and tries to tell everyone that he's saving the company from his co-founder who by all accounts seems like a pretty nice guy and yet has there ever been an apology no and for all these reasons the crazy valuation the bad debt the lies i'm out |