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| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "151、家电下乡送出了杨永信保证每家都能电一下。", "l_num": 2, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "150、震惊，一油漆工因给学校抹黑而惨遭全校师生痛殴！", "l_num": 3, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "149、情人节我在街边摆摊，情侣只要跳过火圈即可得精美礼品", "l_num": 4, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "147、“感谢你接受我们的服务”。说完劫匪递给我张名片", "l_num": 6, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "146、王警官在与匪徒斗智斗勇后化敌为友联手将人质击毙", "l_num": 7, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "145、孩子突发急性流感，在诸多专家医生的奋力抢救下终于保住了全尸。", "l_num": 8, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "144、殡仪馆新开张V信朋友圈集满88个赞免费获得檀木棺材一口", "l_num": 9, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "143、新闻:张无忌为练九阳神功联合灰太狼偷走羊村九只小羊被通缉", "l_num": 10, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "141、女朋友上次说要***怎么她现在是反悔了吗害得我两天没喂牛", "l_num": 12, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:06"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "140、消防官兵从火场中拖出死者遗体后火葬场人员又将遗体丢了回去", "l_num": 13, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:06"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "139、大爷，只要放小人一条生路，要杀要剐悉听尊便！", "l_num": 14, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:07"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "138、中东地区医疗条件落后只能用加特林进行安乐死", "l_num": 15, "ctime": "2018-12-24 00:07"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "137、宫内传言今天皇上随手翻的牌子是敬事房刘公公的", "l_num": 21, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "136、注重养生的寡妇赵小红根据中医冬吃萝卜夏吃姜说法，决定冬天用萝卜，夏天用姜", "l_num": 22, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "365.将两位人上人关在一起竟组成永动机", "l_num": 18, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "364.铁汁萌，我做的对吗？”小明在考场上拿着答题卡问周围同学", "l_num": 19, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "363.我失去了光明的同时，也征服了太阳。", "l_num": 20, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "362.“服务员，我的九转大肠怎么还没上？”“先生你好，厨师正吃着八转大肠呢，马上就好了！”", "l_num": 21, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "361.人的一生应当有两次奋不顾身。一次是第一次，一次是第二次。", "l_num": 22, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "360.组织上同意了罪犯的宽大处理，给他定制了oversized寿衣。", "l_num": 23, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "359.拍摄《穿越火线》时演员王老汉不慎触地而死。为保障演员安全剧组改拍《穿越零线》", "l_num": 24, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "358.谁能想到，这张仿佛温和无害的笑脸之下竟然隐藏着面部肌肉和神经", "l_num": 25, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "357.被道德绑架后，王老汉竟患上斯德哥尔摩综合征，从此爱上了道德。", "l_num": 26, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "356.看到有和尚在路上化缘，他还没开口我就知道他要的是什么了 这就是要素察觉", "l_num": 27, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "355.25岁程序员52岁的父亲不幸去世，真是白发人送黑发人。", "l_num": 28, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "306.我二次元浓度偏低，又二又次，但没元", "l_num": 3, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "305.我投币后up主还是没能续命通关。", "l_num": 4, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "304.时间就像脑子里的水，明明有很多，却一点也挤不出来", "l_num": 5, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "303.建议以后大学生回答“论文写得怎么样了？”时，别再说“八字还没一撇”，改成“水字还没一竖钩”。", "l_num": 6, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "302.时间就像海绵体里的水，挤挤就行了，挤多了会死的", "l_num": 7, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "301.这爱豆可盐可甜因为本身就淡而无味", "l_num": 8, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "300.建议不要发很多弱智的东西，这个吧看起来实在太弱智了。", "l_num": 9, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "299.CP的鹊桥断了就用奈何桥补上。", "l_num": 19, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "298.人为什么有两只眼睛？因为人有一只左眼，还有一只右眼，一加一等于二，所以人类拥有两只眼睛。", "l_num": 20, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "296.祖宗最不安全的人竟然被称为祖安人", "l_num": 22, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "295.没有恋爱谈？不要慌张，学学这招：默念3,153,600,000个数，这辈子就过去了。小朋友们学会了吗？", "l_num": 23, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "294.两个霓虹关西人在中国讨论健康码“红码你？”“红码红码。”", "l_num": 24, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "293.让ntr爱好者喜欢上纯爱，是不是也是一种ntr", "l_num": 25, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "336、我坚信世上没有鬼，直到女鬼阐述萨特的存在主义我才开始害怕", "l_num": 6, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "335、训导处报告，训导处报告，三年二班周杰伦同学，你妈妈拿了两罐旺仔牛奶要给你。", "l_num": 7, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "334、落在房顶进屋送礼被乱枪打死圣诞老人哭着说再也不玩绝地求生了。", "l_num": 9, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "332、装蒜能吓跑吸血鬼吗？", "l_num": 11, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "331、北魏孝文帝大力实施汉化，终于让所有汉族人民看到了汉化本子", "l_num": 12, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "330、把前女友说成前妻是高尚行为，显得对那段感情很认真", "l_num": 13, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "329、最终还是没能成为你的爱豆呢。曹植面对曹丕流下了眼泪", "l_num": 14, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "328、唐国强穿越到三国后当场被奉为诸葛亮", "l_num": 16, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "327、亚洲流行天王被曝患有几百种流行病，网友：实至名归", "l_num": 17, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "326、男演员砍头戏NG数百次从群演到导演全部被砍光。", "l_num": 18, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "325、我爷爷人老了听力不好，孝顺的我送了他一套英语听力练习", "l_num": 19, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "135、著名歌手因忘记买票没能进入自己的演唱会。", "l_num": 23, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "134、“这几天光下雨我身上都长蘑菇了”说着王老汉向记者撩起了裤裆", "l_num": 24, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "133、王老汉转体三周半华丽入水后误碰开关最终溺死在洗衣机里", "l_num": 25, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "132、看着正与另一黑帮火拼的小弟们老大绝望的喊了一句快请如来佛祖！", "l_num": 26, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "131、我花大价钱买回来的太监竟是阉割版的。", "l_num": 27, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "130、青龙山秘密研发战机试飞仪式现在开始，说完院长朝机头重重哈了口气", "l_num": 28, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "128、朋友结婚我祝他们早生贵子就让我滚出去我有错吗同性恋很吊吗", "l_num": 30, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "127、火灾现场的救援工作因受下大雨影响一再受阻", "l_num": 31, "ctime": "2018-12-24 08:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "126、嫌发廊小姐价格太贵王老汉灵机一动叫来了砍价厉害的老婆", "l_num": 35, "ctime": "2018-12-24 12:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "125、我觉得绝地求生要凉了，打了快一年了，一个新英雄都没出。", "l_num": 36, "ctime": "2018-12-24 12:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "124、其实张飞刘备关羽是一个人，他精神分裂饰演3人连吴冠中都被骗了", "l_num": 37, "ctime": "2018-12-24 12:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "123 填报志愿时我填了个找老婆", "l_num": 40, "ctime": "2018-12-24 15:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "122 我刚才发现老婆出轨了，但是她每次都去的是假日酒店，看来她还是爱我的", "l_num": 41, "ctime": "2018-12-24 15:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "121 我市多地发生跳楼自杀事件，警方排除同一人作案的可能", "l_num": 42, "ctime": "2018-12-24 15:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "120 我朋友偷了一个木乃伊，他说总算有厕纸用了。", "l_num": 43, "ctime": "2018-12-24 15:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "324、某人想要博人眼球，被鸣人打成**", "l_num": 20, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "323、浴霸打了一个响指，给全世界一半的人洗了澡", "l_num": 21, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "322、我要不是为了能下班，谁稀罕在你这上班？", "l_num": 22, "ctime": "2019-12-15 23:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "321、患有侏儒症的王老汉终于在一次酒宴上喝高了", "l_num": 34, "ctime": "2019-12-16 00:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "320、男子倒地身亡法官判处地球故意杀人罪将在明天摧毁地球。", "l_num": 35, "ctime": "2019-12-16 00:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "319、只需服用一个疗程就能让直男变gay，不愧是归零膏", "l_num": 36, "ctime": "2019-12-16 00:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "318、战场内一片祥和，尸体们都在安睡", "l_num": 37, "ctime": "2019-12-16 00:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "317、愿陛下托臣以讨贼兴复之效，不效，则责攸之，祎允等之慢", "l_num": 38, "ctime": "2019-12-16 00:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "316、天线宝宝们由于违规安装大功率天线被砍头", "l_num": 39, "ctime": "2019-12-16 00:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "315、重金属乐队因重金属中毒 宣布解散", "l_num": 48, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "314、福建人都有福气，因为能吃是福。", "l_num": 49, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "313、三声报价过后鉴宝师一锤敲碎了文物", "l_num": 50, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "312、吉尼斯世界纪录获得了由吉尼斯世界纪录颁发的“收录了世界上最多的吉尼斯世界记录”的吉尼斯世界纪录", "l_num": 51, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "311、大雁飞过这个鸟不拉屎的地方竟活活憋死", "l_num": 52, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "310、考古学家非常困惑\"17年之前的坟怎么都挖不开\"", "l_num": 53, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "354.“我就一个老公还有一个老婆，哪里违反一夫一妻制了？”", "l_num": 29, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "353.“用三个字形容自己。”“弱 智。”", "l_num": 30, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "352.“连续五个虚词不可能表示否定”“那可不咋滴”", "l_num": 31, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "351.经过一年的努力，我终于长大了一岁", "l_num": 32, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "350.你要是有个三长两短我可怎么蒙啊！", "l_num": 34, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "349.不用阴阳怪气的声音和猫说话也是一种成熟。", "l_num": 35, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "348.初学摩斯电码的我，敲桌子与雨滴隔窗对骂。", "l_num": 37, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "347.拳头朝下跳楼，和地球决斗", "l_num": 39, "ctime": "2021-05-09 01:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "346.梦到一个女孩子，太喜欢了，什么时候能再梦到", "l_num": 44, "ctime": "2021-05-09 02:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "345.在拆弹专家的不懈努力下，终于将五个炸弹拆成了一副顺子和三个三带一", "l_num": 47, "ctime": "2021-05-09 02:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "344.科学家坦言利用活植物发电的原理：用韭菜", "l_num": 48, "ctime": "2021-05-09 02:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "343.法国工人开始思考，如果一切都停业了，那我们怎么举行罢工。", "l_num": 49, "ctime": "2021-05-09 02:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "342.“傻子都知道”说明知道的人有可能是傻子，也有可能不是傻子，但是不知道的人一定不是傻子", "l_num": 299, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "341.会不会我已经死了，而大家都瞒着我呢", "l_num": 301, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "340.面对案发现场留下的指纹，有洁癖的王警官将其一一擦干净了。", "l_num": 302, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "292.\"我在知识的海洋里遨游卷起来了卷起来了谁把我的船打烂了\"", "l_num": 26, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "291.熬夜只是今天没过够，向明天要时间。", "l_num": 27, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "290.“我是free控。”艾伦说道", "l_num": 28, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "297.酒桌文化，又称丨逼丨你丨逼丨你丨干杯", "l_num": 29, "ctime": "2022-01-27 14:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "289.如果有人批评你不够客观，那么很可能是你的观点不符合他的主观", "l_num": 115, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "288.心脏明明是最强壮的肌肉，为什么大家的心都容易受伤呢", "l_num": 117, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "287.希望死后能下R18地狱", "l_num": 118, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "286.如果我现在死了，那我以后就不用死了。", "l_num": 119, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "285.冷知识：冰箱里的奶酪。", "l_num": 120, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "284.“我的老家，就住在这个臀，”蛔虫导游向游客们介绍道。", "l_num": 121, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "283.饱暖思淫欲，在现代叫做饿性循环", "l_num": 122, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "282.这个食人族吃相太丑了，举手投足提心吊胆的", "l_num": 123, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "281.这栋死过人的屋子是死宅，死宅没有人要", "l_num": 125, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "280.我就像海绵里的水，导师越挤我，就会发现我越水。", "l_num": 127, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "279.全称量词——＂∀＂", "l_num": 135, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "119 王老汉想要一个称手的武器，于是抢走了卖猪蹄小贩的秤。", "l_num": 44, "ctime": "2018-12-24 15:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "118 手术很成功 这名近视患者顺利安乐死", "l_num": 45, "ctime": "2018-12-24 15:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "117 鲁迅说：地上本没有路，走的人多了，就可以收费了！", "l_num": 47, "ctime": "2018-12-24 19:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "116 压死骆驼的最后一根救命稻草能不能救下骆驼。", "l_num": 50, "ctime": "2018-12-25 00:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "115 好气啊！评委夸奖气功大师道", "l_num": 51, "ctime": "2018-12-25 00:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "114 好心男子用加特林把老人扫到了马路对面", "l_num": 52, "ctime": "2018-12-25 00:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "113 我把c盘重命名为u盘为什么还是拔不下来", "l_num": 53, "ctime": "2018-12-25 00:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "112 为了控诉这个肉体与金钱交易横行的社会我必须去嫖一次霸王鸡", "l_num": 57, "ctime": "2018-12-25 12:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "111 尸体表现优越刚死半年就升棺发材", "l_num": 58, "ctime": "2018-12-25 12:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "110 女朋友和妈妈同时掉进水里了，请问火葬场第二具半价么？", "l_num": 59, "ctime": "2018-12-25 12:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "109 为学生书包减负王老师抽走了小明书包里那张一百块。", "l_num": 60, "ctime": "2018-12-25 12:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "108 卖火柴的小女孩擦亮了最后一根火柴，最终还是没有把嘴中的香烟点燃", "l_num": 61, "ctime": "2018-12-25 15:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "107 点球大战中国队点了一个乒乓球终于获胜。", "l_num": 62, "ctime": "2018-12-25 15:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "106 本院开设无人超市，顾客进去即被做成肉酱", "l_num": 66, "ctime": "2018-12-25 19:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "105 看见诸葛亮的草船曹冲不慌不忙算出了诸葛亮的体重。", "l_num": 67, "ctime": "2018-12-25 19:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "339.据说戒烟可以多活十年 那么，只要不断地吸烟与戒烟，人类就可以达到永生", "l_num": 313, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "338.老王得了癌症后被人冒名顶替，他将计就计，活了下来。", "l_num": 314, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "337.夕阳西下，内地人已睡下。——新疆人", "l_num": 315, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "335.出生不久的小牛犊饿死了，原因是空腹不能喝牛奶", "l_num": 317, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "334.DNA 片段控诉网站将其显示为 DN **段", "l_num": 318, "ctime": "2021-05-09 12:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "333.由于变种人被人类认可，X战警变成了√战警", "l_num": 330, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "332.她是不可一世的人，也是不可二世的妈妈", "l_num": 331, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "331.走路就是不断转动脚下的地球", "l_num": 332, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "330.你永远叫不醒装睡的人，但是可以睡了这个人", "l_num": 333, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "329.专家研究发现孩子度过快乐寒假的最大障碍之一竟是《快乐寒假》", "l_num": 334, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "328.匹诺曹对着路人大吼：“为什么要说我姓匹奇怪！我姓匹很正常啊！”", "l_num": 335, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "327.马德堡半球实验用了16匹马，成功证明费马大定理", "l_num": 336, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "326.火葬场闹鬼——熟人作案。", "l_num": 337, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "325.“遭透了！”王女士到派出所报案道", "l_num": 338, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "309、假币制造厂给员工发的工资居然是真币", "l_num": 54, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "308、“小东西水还挺多。”抢修人员对着喷水的消防栓说道。", "l_num": 55, "ctime": "2019-12-16 10:16"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "307、血液在血管内杀出一条血路", "l_num": 56, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "306、吃下三棱镜后，王老汉终于放出彩虹屁", "l_num": 57, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "305、吃惊！我高中同学居然和初中同学一个年龄！", "l_num": 58, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "304、“剪短头发的全都是一群娘炮!”公狮子说道", "l_num": 59, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "303、解剖结果：他还没死", "l_num": 60, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "302、见鬼小窍门:把大粪泼到自己的房间里可以看见不干净的东西", "l_num": 61, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "301、考研的考场上小明随身携带定时炸弹以提醒自己离考试结束还有多长", "l_num": 62, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "300、小红用验孕棒验出了三条杆，医生说是怀了个大队长", "l_num": 63, "ctime": "2019-12-16 12:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "299、小明拖延症发作导致拖延症发作被拖延。", "l_num": 65, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "298、王老汉还是想不明白他的父母为什么要给他取名为“王老汉还是”", "l_num": 67, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "297、恐怖分子手提放映机在市中心挨家挨户播放恐怖片", "l_num": 68, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "296、暗恋精卫的黄海忍不住感叹，填填的恋爱什么时候才能轮到我", "l_num": 69, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "295、经验丰富的王警官经过缜密分析，终于判定被害人在死亡之前还活着", "l_num": 70, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "278.我的作业得了F，是不是就是fantastic的意思？", "l_num": 136, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "277.我把门关上，我锁住了房间；我把棺材板盖上，我锁住了全世界", "l_num": 139, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "276.我养成了晚睡的习惯，这样如果我在梦中死去，我就能比早睡的人多活一会。", "l_num": 140, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "275.荀子：全员恶人", "l_num": 141, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "274.“我像t吗”“你像个p”", "l_num": 142, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "273.有人说《博人传》好看，我不以为燃。", "l_num": 143, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "272.每天世界都在朝我发射一支名叫光阴的箭。终于有一天，我发现我不是小孩子了", "l_num": 144, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "271.梦是记忆的remix版本", "l_num": 145, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "270.我有勇气在任何人面前说爱，但是没勇气加上你的名字", "l_num": 151, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "269.并排坐在公园的长椅/她的脸有些发红/「可能是阳光太晒了吧」/月亮却认为我想错了", "l_num": 152, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "268.如果老师把授课方式改成托梦，那么学生们的请假理由就会从起不来变成睡不着。", "l_num": 153, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "267.专家称，我国存在大量单身青年的主要原因是他们都没有对象。", "l_num": 154, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "266.「垃圾不落地」，我被困在宿舍床上。", "l_num": 155, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "265.“忘了我吧！”知识对我说", "l_num": 156, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "264.世界上只存在一种猫猫英雄主义：那就是在发现猫猫没有那么爱你后，你依然很爱它。", "l_num": 157, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "104 现在咬住我头部的就是美洲短吻鳄", "l_num": 77, "ctime": "2018-12-26 11:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "103 为了让救护车快速到达现场，我驾车在红灯前开了一条血路", "l_num": 78, "ctime": "2018-12-26 11:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "102 王老汉在葬礼中突然复活，众人合力将其打死才能继续进行葬礼。", "l_num": 79, "ctime": "2018-12-26 11:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "101 医院为了创收要求救护车出车顺便撞个人。", "l_num": 80, "ctime": "2018-12-26 11:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "100 讲文明的王老汉在悬崖边撒尿时自觉向前走了一小步", "l_num": 81, "ctime": "2018-12-26 11:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "99 某官员称贪污属于职业病并呼吁纳入医保", "l_num": 89, "ctime": "2018-12-27 00:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "98 刚刚被打了，因为跟公司新来的香港会计师说，“你记账吗？”", "l_num": 91, "ctime": "2018-12-27 00:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "97 我坐在下面唱歌，成功让讲台上的老师为我转身", "l_num": 92, "ctime": "2018-12-27 00:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "96 “走程序还是直接喷”王老汉不耐烦地看着催公粮的老婆", "l_num": 93, "ctime": "2018-12-27 00:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "95 敬老院与太平间从此分道扬镳，从此老死不相往来", "l_num": 95, "ctime": "2018-12-27 11:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "94 老婆的皮肤吹弹可破每次逛街回来都一片血肉模糊", "l_num": 96, "ctime": "2018-12-27 11:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "93 每次去小卖部付完钱就跑从来没被抓到过", "l_num": 97, "ctime": "2018-12-27 11:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "92 “你们谁也别想活着出去！”歹徒冲进停尸房大喊道。", "l_num": 98, "ctime": "2018-12-27 11:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "91 我语重心长的在试卷上写下：老师你不要老问别人自己想想", "l_num": 99, "ctime": "2018-12-27 11:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "90 小红在舞台上演唱《种太阳》时，被后羿一箭射死", "l_num": 100, "ctime": "2018-12-27 11:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "324.新闻真不能信，去年说全球最高龄老人是119岁，今年却说是120岁", "l_num": 339, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "323.“要不给你妈来两刀？”医生向患者家属提出了进行手术的建议", "l_num": 340, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "322.每个上网课的孩子都是耶稣，因为他们讨厌钉钉。", "l_num": 341, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "321.老王逛完知乎之后说：“人均吕布，马均赤兔。”", "l_num": 342, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "320.所谓人间蒸发，所以人是液体。 同理，灵魂升华，所以灵魂是固体。", "l_num": 343, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "319.有异食癖的小明非常喜欢吃食堂饭菜", "l_num": 349, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "318.历史学需知：即使看着很像，但书上写的不是未来。", "l_num": 350, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "317.连黑奴制度都容不下，美国也好意思自称文化大熔炉？", "l_num": 351, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "316.为了防止病人再次割腕自杀，杨医生为病人做了截肢手术。", "l_num": 352, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "315.合情推理：既然猫的叫声是喵，羊的叫声是咩，那么狐狸的叫声是不是呱？", "l_num": 353, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "314.公元前202年高祖刘邦建立汉朝，为汉朝灭亡埋下祸根。", "l_num": 354, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "313.张医生妙手回春，解决了夏天过于炎热的问题", "l_num": 355, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "312.去驾校学车，学了一个月还是学不像", "l_num": 356, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "311.考场上我假装作弊迷惑监考老师其实早已将知识铭记于心", "l_num": 357, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "310.趣味分为低级、中级和高级，拥有低级趣味的同学才可以继续进修中级和高级。", "l_num": 358, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "263.因为电子书没有书香，所以电子书没有书香", "l_num": 158, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "262.他说要给我送月亮和花，所以我收到了一场镜花水月。", "l_num": 159, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "261.社恐的我：生而畏人，我很抱歉。", "l_num": 160, "ctime": "2022-01-27 17:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "260.餐厅生意火爆，留下太多脏盘子，只好双厨狂洗。", "l_num": 170, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "259.我把羽毛球打坏了，变成了worseminton", "l_num": 171, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "258.入睡是豪赌，赢了做美梦，输了做噩梦。", "l_num": 172, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "257.存在的星星不一定都发光，发光的星星不一定还存在。", "l_num": 173, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "256.如果我跳得足够高，风就会吹跑我的影子", "l_num": 174, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "255.有些国人愿意替日本发光发热，会不会他们上一辈子是原子弹呢？", "l_num": 175, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "254.我这是研究人体的论文，有70%的水分怎么了？", "l_num": 176, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "253.日本人体型偏瘦和人口老龄化的原因是胖子和小男孩都炸了", "l_num": 177, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "252.上班了是社畜，下班了就是家畜吗？", "l_num": 178, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "251.“妈妈，我们为什么不吃人呢？”“傻孩子，坏掉的东西怎么能吃呢！”", "l_num": 179, "ctime": "2022-01-27 18:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "250.天青色等烟雨，而我在等死。", "l_num": 211, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "249.手铐勒痕，是不是也能叫法令纹", "l_num": 212, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "294、我一拳打在机器人脸上，疼的机器人大喊101010001010", "l_num": 71, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "293、喝了女儿国水的唐僧诞下一女。产婆悄悄问圣僧女儿美不美", "l_num": 72, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "292、“桂林！桂林！”桂林导游一路摁着计算器", "l_num": 73, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "291、西游结束后八戒偷偷把取到的经书调包成古兰经", "l_num": 74, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "290、为了显示自己绝不和德军同流合污，法国人开始集体缺德", "l_num": 75, "ctime": "2019-12-16 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "289、因不会写“斩”字被罚满门抄斩", "l_num": 86, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "288、王警官一生气就用拳头猛锤桌面，破案率居高不下", "l_num": 87, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "287、为防止人口增长过快，奈何桥改为男生女生向前冲", "l_num": 88, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "284、你这一车碎尸，我很难判断你有没有超载啊！交警无奈地看着大巴司机。", "l_num": 91, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "283、警方戴上眼镜后 发现案情越来越清晰了", "l_num": 92, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "282、现在的电脑一点也不环保，回收站竟然都没有垃圾分类", "l_num": 93, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "281、吴京拍完《不看不是中国人》后又拍了《不看不是地球人》", "l_num": 94, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "280、曹操的身份证姓名是曹*", "l_num": 95, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "279、生物老师砍掉恐怖分子的恐怖组织使其变为正常人！", "l_num": 96, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "278、警官当场枪毙了柯南，日本犯罪率下降了一半！", "l_num": 97, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "89 谈判专家与绑匪谈判多时绑匪终于决定午饭要炒饭而不是披萨", "l_num": 106, "ctime": "2018-12-27 14:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "88 行人闯红灯扣满十二分没收双腿禁止走路两年。", "l_num": 107, "ctime": "2018-12-27 14:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "87 素食主义者的增加导致氧气含量急剧减少。", "l_num": 108, "ctime": "2018-12-27 14:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "86 从小色盲的王警官扫黄行动连连失败", "l_num": 121, "ctime": "2018-12-27 23:06"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "85 如今造假太严重了，我买的A片里居然全都是B", "l_num": 122, "ctime": "2018-12-27 23:06"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "83 我家台灯不亮了，气得我直接致电国台办。", "l_num": 124, "ctime": "2018-12-27 23:07"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "82 一男子借钱后还给债主一堆大便，自称视钱财如粪土", "l_num": 133, "ctime": "2018-12-28 12:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "81 警方封锁凶杀现场后收取参观门票", "l_num": 134, "ctime": "2018-12-28 12:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "80 珠穆朗玛峰下埋的是谁？怎么坟头那么大", "l_num": 135, "ctime": "2018-12-28 12:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "79 金匚正匚恩冷酷无情面不改色,人们都称他为朝鲜冷面", "l_num": 140, "ctime": "2018-12-28 12:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "78 还记得我第一次丢人，就被投诉高空抛物", "l_num": 142, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "77 功夫不负植物人他终于结出果实了！", "l_num": 143, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "76 听力考试结束请听天书的同学立即成仙", "l_num": 144, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "75 电竞大赛上，我和杨教授比赛谁能承受更高的电压", "l_num": 145, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "74 “病人的腿保住了！”疲惫的医生如释重负地说道。家属看着被推出来的那一条腿，都激动的说不出话。", "l_num": 146, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "309.西方人是欧美人，东方人是亚洲人，为什么南方人和北方人都是中国人", "l_num": 368, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "308.我的世界是不是也能叫一方水土养一方人？", "l_num": 369, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "307.“我跟你拼了！”最后关头小红一声大吼，团购人数终于凑满。", "l_num": 370, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "306.嫌疑人明明是带刀的，可这尸体怎么看都是勒死的啊?看来尸体另有其人", "l_num": 371, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "305.女生去酒吧，视线千万不要离开自己的酒杯，不然视线就会离开自己的酒杯。", "l_num": 372, "ctime": "2021-05-09 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "304.由于很多人喜欢黑中医，导致医科类大学非洲留学生暴增", "l_num": 433, "ctime": "2021-05-09 16:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "303.对店家要求温两碗酒要一碟茴香豆的孔乙己在遭众人嘲笑后夺门而出，酒还没凉他就拎着华雄的人头走了回来。", "l_num": 434, "ctime": "2021-05-09 16:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "302.我发明出了百分之百像人类的AI，你的任何指令它都不听", "l_num": 435, "ctime": "2021-05-09 16:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "301.\"我无雨了。\"龙王对着求雨的人说", "l_num": 436, "ctime": "2021-05-09 16:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "300.我昨晚的作业全都写完了，不过它无法被看见，也无法被触碰，无法被任何手段侦测，但它就是在那里。", "l_num": 438, "ctime": "2021-05-09 16:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "299.预防老年痴呆最好的方式就是从年轻就开始痴呆。", "l_num": 439, "ctime": "2021-05-09 16:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "298.很喜欢《人教版高中数学必修一》里面的一句话：“如发现印、装质量问题，影响阅读，请与本社联系。”", "l_num": 440, "ctime": "2021-05-09 16:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "297.吃什么补什么，小明果断吃掉考卷获得补考。", "l_num": 457, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "296.达芬奇说：天才=99%汗水+1%天赋，家长抵制高考期间开空调。", "l_num": 458, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "295.小郭非常喜爱明日方舟 为其创作娘化同人 《郭敬明日方舟子》", "l_num": 459, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "248.舍友在睡觉，我开来压路机，卷死他们", "l_num": 214, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "247.室友都在睡觉，我偷偷把他们身下的凉席都卷起来，卷死他们", "l_num": 215, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "246.steam夏促了，我买这么多游戏放着就是不玩，诶，就是玩", "l_num": 216, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "245.阿里巴巴能打败四十大盗是因为他是吸血鬼", "l_num": 217, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "244.\"虎鼓瑟兮鸾，仙之人兮列如麻。\"", "l_num": 218, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "243.“你走你的。”阳关道。", "l_num": 220, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "242.谁能想到表面上平平无奇的我，背地里也是平平无奇呢？", "l_num": 221, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "241.大气里最多的气体是氮气，原来人的本质是薯片", "l_num": 222, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "240.“草，雀食。”护林员张师傅耐心地向着新徒弟讲解道。", "l_num": 223, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "239.人只有醒来后才知道自己睡了一觉", "l_num": 224, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "238.班房又叫牢房，为什么上班不叫坐牢?", "l_num": 225, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "237.路边歪斜的共享单车，是失去灵魂的上班族的蜕壳", "l_num": 226, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "236.“回忆”这个词是不是“迷宫”的近义词啊， 要不然我怎么走不出去", "l_num": 227, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "235.吴刚伐桂，虽然桂花树永远砍不倒，但是抖落下来的桂花成了宇宙的星星。", "l_num": 228, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "234.葬礼就是人生的毕业典礼", "l_num": 229, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "277、“恭喜你啊，你老婆是个女的”护士对产房外焦急等待的丈夫说", "l_num": 98, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "276、推论：长城被造出来之前，世上没有一个人可以称之为好汉", "l_num": 99, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "275、练习倒立的小明被判为反人类", "l_num": 100, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "274、我市一天才连续跳级七岁就进了敬老院。", "l_num": 101, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "273、老王办事效率真高。上午和同事吵完架，下午就把人杀了。", "l_num": 102, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "272、在黑心水果摊买了个菠萝切开后看见一堆家具和一块海绵", "l_num": 103, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "271、这种倒霉事儿经王大妈添油加醋这么一说，居然变得可口起来", "l_num": 104, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "270、穿真鞋的人还不是相当于买了一双假的莆田货？", "l_num": 105, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "269、开学时，我和同学打了一架，老师要我叫家长来，我理直气壮地说，我一个人就可以打得过。", "l_num": 106, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "268、这么多玩cosplay的，怎么就没人玩sinplay tanplay......", "l_num": 107, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "267、拉拉队的反义词是不是gaygay队？", "l_num": 108, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "266、王老汉的新论文因100%抄袭字典被判学术不端", "l_num": 109, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "265、“内存已满”，内存不满道", "l_num": 110, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "264、克林顿离开白宫以备布什之需", "l_num": 111, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "263、老王是名刽子手，时常让人摸不着头脑", "l_num": 112, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "73 班主任因脾气太差被同学们送去了变形计。", "l_num": 147, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "72 主持人往嘉宾头上浇汽油 称接下来要进行一个烧脑游戏", "l_num": 148, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "71 “你一个有障碍的人，敢坐无障碍电梯？”保安一脚踢翻了他的轮椅", "l_num": 149, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "70 乌鸦为了喝到水往瓶子里放了两斤钠块", "l_num": 150, "ctime": "2018-12-28 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "69 在老师和父母压迫下，不爱写作的小明终于养成了每天写遗书的习惯", "l_num": 158, "ctime": "2018-12-29 16:16"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "68 每次中五百万我都是花完再醒的。", "l_num": 159, "ctime": "2018-12-29 16:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "67 皇上因怀疑太子密谋篡位而将其满门抄斩", "l_num": 160, "ctime": "2018-12-29 16:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "66 我院王老汉被查出无证行医，被治好的病人将在明天午时处决。", "l_num": 161, "ctime": "2018-12-29 16:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "64 洋奴看到有人出洋相立刻下跪认爹", "l_num": 163, "ctime": "2018-12-29 16:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "62 “一起死吧！”残忍的恐怖分子拉住特警队员当场拜把子", "l_num": 169, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "61 朋友说他会讲段子，我一拳就重重落在他裆部，我才是真正的断子手。", "l_num": 170, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "60 暗恋一个女孩很久了今天情人节想鼓起勇气砍死她", "l_num": 171, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "59 怎样说服领导在文件上签字？再过俩小时就要把生死簿归还阎王了", "l_num": 172, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "58 王老汉路边捡到一沓冥币，路边坐等撞死后享福", "l_num": 173, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "57 这位同学眼保健操对屁眼是无效的请不要脱下裤子。", "l_num": 174, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "294.“傻子什么都理解不了。”“你什么意思？”", "l_num": 460, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "293.我觉得关于郭敬明的梗都好low啊", "l_num": 461, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "292.别活着了，会死的", "l_num": 462, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "291.外行人看热闹，内行人直呼内行", "l_num": 463, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:09"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "290.仔细观察尸体的衣着后，王警官初步确定被害人姓名为李宁。", "l_num": 464, "ctime": "2021-05-09 17:09"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "289.报告首长，我军已占领道德高地，随时可以发起谴责", "l_num": 529, "ctime": "2021-05-09 19:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "288.足球已出现人传人现象", "l_num": 530, "ctime": "2021-05-09 19:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "287.“天堂制造！”普奇神父向大家介绍自己的伞。", "l_num": 531, "ctime": "2021-05-09 19:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "286.我配了一副眼镜，但是因为把这个世界看的太清楚了，我没有戴。", "l_num": 533, "ctime": "2021-05-09 19:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "285.科学家说人的基因50%和香蕉相似。我的基因50%来自于爸爸，50%来自于妈妈，推理可得我的爸爸妈妈中有一个是香蕉", "l_num": 534, "ctime": "2021-05-09 19:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "284.哪吒的风火轮坏了一只，于是他踩一捧一", "l_num": 546, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "283.“我之前有个同学从楼上掉下来摔死了。”鲁豫：“哦，严重吗？”", "l_num": 547, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "281.为了使两个聋哑人停止争吵，院长关掉了灯。", "l_num": 549, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "280.“很抱歉，我没能挽回他的生命。”医生一边这样说着一边来了一个后空翻，“不过没事，我已经给他整活了。”", "l_num": 550, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "279.要抓住一个男人首先要抓住他的胃，王警官苦练厨艺终于抓获嫌疑人。", "l_num": 555, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "262、男友称自己女友太物质，一气之下将女友量子化。", "l_num": 113, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "261、阿基米德口出狂言，声称自己是全球最大的杠精", "l_num": 114, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "260、海水是咸的，因为大家的汗水付诸东流", "l_num": 115, "ctime": "2019-12-16 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "259、吃细胞不吐细胞核", "l_num": 118, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "258、扫黄行动刚开始，经验丰富的王警官就把所有违法店铺列了出来", "l_num": 119, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "257、进行心脏移植手术的王老汉忘记塞红包，事后怀疑医生没安好心。", "l_num": 120, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "256、师徒四人利用可乐杀精的原理一路斩妖除魔", "l_num": 121, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "255、九头蛇上学担心迟到，只洗了三个头匆忙出门遭同学嘲笑", "l_num": 122, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "254、地球之所以这么圆是因为月球每天都盘它", "l_num": 123, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "253、弱水三千，只取一瓢。重水两万，能造原子弹", "l_num": 124, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "252、本场谋杀案使用了设置悬念，激发读者阅读兴趣的作案手法", "l_num": 125, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "251、上帝说的话被河蟹了，于是天空中就有了星星。", "l_num": 126, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "250、男子暴跳如雷被电母相中", "l_num": 127, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "286、暴雨橙色预警是要下芬达的意思吗", "l_num": 128, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "249、当你看到这封信的时候你已经看到这封信了。", "l_num": 130, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "233.我给了世界一拳，世界给我以风", "l_num": 230, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "232.“不许涩涩。”干眼症患者对自己的眼睛说道。", "l_num": 231, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "231.周敦颐因为首次采用了踩一捧一的思想而被誉为我国古代著名思想家", "l_num": 232, "ctime": "2022-01-27 21:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "230.在过去特定时间点送花和转账的中国传统节日只有清明节。", "l_num": 273, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "229.用书占座和撒尿占地盘是一样的，所以占座的人是真的狗。", "l_num": 274, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "228.精卫：人类是有极限的，我不做人了，啾啾。", "l_num": 275, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "227.如人饮水，咕嘟咕嘟。", "l_num": 276, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "226.一想到流逝的时间心里就很沉重，可不可能心脏是种能感受时间的器官", "l_num": 277, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "225.人要读古人的作品，龙也要读古龙的作品", "l_num": 278, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "224.楚门的世界是不是特意拍给我看的，让我相信我不是楚门？", "l_num": 279, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "223.人生还是很简单的，看我一命通关。", "l_num": 280, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "222.我至死是活人", "l_num": 281, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "221.为了您的生命安全，请勿自杀。", "l_num": 282, "ctime": "2022-01-28 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "220.“我爱你”只是一个人卑微的请求，两个人的浪漫是剩余在沉默里的吻", "l_num": 431, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "219.晚上睡不着觉，我妈告诉我，躺平了才能睡着，卷着是睡不着的。", "l_num": 432, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "56 小明因为家暴被告上法庭，当庭被判为国家散打队一级选手", "l_num": 175, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "55 阴间新闻：孟婆汤效果太好至今没有顾客付钱", "l_num": 176, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "54 书法家小王苦练草书每天都要草烂十几本新华字典。", "l_num": 177, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "53 程序员专业考试第一题：请考生在三十分钟内完成猝死。", "l_num": 178, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "52 国足队员俄罗斯勇夺世界杯被警方扣押。", "l_num": 179, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "51 请犯人选择心动法官", "l_num": 180, "ctime": "2018-12-30 13:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "50 王老汉残忍的把老年大学班主任活埋了，只因班主任要见他家长。", "l_num": 197, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "49 不想再单身下去的我去庙里求菩萨。菩萨拒绝了我的求婚。", "l_num": 198, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "48 火云邪神苦练多年，终于将蛤蟆功练至顶级并成功产下8个小蝌蚪", "l_num": 199, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "47 博尔特这个窝囊废跑100米十秒都坚持不了。", "l_num": 200, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "46 天子犯法，当与庶民同乐。", "l_num": 201, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "45 道士大怒，网上真匚人匚发匚牌并不是真人", "l_num": 211, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "44 高考期间，王老汉给儿子当枪手，没想到当场击毙十几个监考老师", "l_num": 212, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "43 功德箱里的钱莫名减少，方丈称是佛祖抽成百分之五十", "l_num": 213, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "42 得道高僧王老汉在新浪总部做法，某明星一夜流失数十万僵尸粉。", "l_num": 214, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "278.未来的学生会感谢我们把这么多历史大事都放在一个好记的年份的。", "l_num": 556, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "277.“爸爸，减法是谁发明的”“侯德榜”", "l_num": 557, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "276.“抱歉，占用公共资源了。”老八在公厕里发文说到。", "l_num": 558, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "275.“上帝死了。”尼采说着，把顾客埋了。", "l_num": 559, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "274.“为什么up主总喜欢在视频里打广告？”“因为恰到好处。”", "l_num": 560, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "273.现在的美国人，也叫殴尼酱。", "l_num": 561, "ctime": "2021-05-09 21:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "272.武松过景阳冈，打一动物——老虎", "l_num": 585, "ctime": "2021-05-10 00:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "271.对不起老婆，我们结婚这么多年都没有孩子都是因为我是穷鬼和人类有生殖隔离", "l_num": 586, "ctime": "2021-05-10 00:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "270.我在春天买了一台风扇，这样夏天它就能吹出凉爽的春风了", "l_num": 627, "ctime": "2021-05-10 17:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "268.四川爽身粉又名宝宝巴适", "l_num": 629, "ctime": "2021-05-10 17:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "267.太阳发烧6000度被隔离在1.5亿公里外", "l_num": 630, "ctime": "2021-05-10 17:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "266.我在湿滑的地面上小心地滑。", "l_num": 631, "ctime": "2021-05-10 17:30"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "265.今天天气好热，就要中薯了。小明走进麦当劳时说道。", "l_num": 632, "ctime": "2021-05-10 17:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "264.“你真厉害，要我大气都不敢出。”“没办法，宇航员嘛。”", "l_num": 637, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "263.朋友都以为我有超能力，可以预测未来的坏事。其实他们不知道，我的超能力是诅咒啦。", "l_num": 638, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "248、狮子王辛巴是中国的吗，美国的姓氏里没有姓王的吧", "l_num": 131, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "247、“不要再打啦！你们不要再打啦！要打去练舞室打！”广场舞大妈站在篮球场上说", "l_num": 133, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "246、我方间谍成功渗透进敌方内部给敌人造成不小的渗透压。", "l_num": 134, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "245、镜头一转，小鲜肉演技炸裂，拍摄现场一片血肉模糊", "l_num": 135, "ctime": "2019-12-16 21:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "333、我丨国特别成立的反诈丨骗特别行丨动组在打击多个密丨集诈丨骗窝丨点后竟顺便解丨放丨台丨湾。", "l_num": 137, "ctime": "2019-12-16 22:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "244、我不是懒，我只是不好意思麻烦我自己。", "l_num": 156, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "243、二元一次方程，方程太随便了吧", "l_num": 157, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "242、撒入大量生石灰后，水军瞬间沸腾了起来", "l_num": 158, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "241、大家好，我是新来的小树苗，请多多光照", "l_num": 159, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "240、天庭召开破除封建迷信大会，宣称世界上凡人是不存在的", "l_num": 160, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "239、“小红乖，用英语跟阿姨说再见。” 小红：“英语。”", "l_num": 161, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "238、寿衣——老来这一套。童装——少来这一套。", "l_num": 162, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "237、在春天栽了一个跟头的李老汉，到了秋天跟头一个接一个", "l_num": 163, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "236、食人族族长患上了败血症，其儿子表示会抓几个柠檬精来帮父亲补充维生素c", "l_num": 164, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "235、“你们这是叛国!”科学家大骂：“为什么我国呕心沥血研发的导弹竟然要用在别国身上!”", "l_num": 165, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "218.食人族们吃着夫妻肺片，纷纷感慨：“这cp也太香了！”", "l_num": 433, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "217.如果星星符号（****）代表着脏话，那么夜晚的天空就是天使们在骂街。", "l_num": 434, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "216.“我年轻的时候是白手起家。”满手鲜血的老资本家自豪地回忆道。", "l_num": 435, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "215.公司的水太深，所以上班才会摸鱼。", "l_num": 436, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "214.霍格沃兹的学生被规定每天晚上按时观看《今日说法》。", "l_num": 437, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "213.做过最美的梦 就是忘了失眠", "l_num": 438, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "212.初中的电源没有内阻，而高中的电源有，这是不是科学的倒退", "l_num": 439, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "211.时间就像海绵里的尿，能挤但我不愿去挤", "l_num": 441, "ctime": "2022-01-28 14:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "210.导师批阅学生的论文时突然晕倒，事后人们得知他有深海恐惧症", "l_num": 448, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "209.我从耳机盒子里拿出耳机戴上，会不会其实我也是耳机盒子？", "l_num": 449, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "208.抓耳挠腮是用来形容猴子的，所以抓耳挠鳃是用来形容水猴子的", "l_num": 450, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "207.陆羽接受拜访时谦虚地说道：“哪里有什么天才，我只是把别人喝咖啡的时间都用在喝茶上了。”", "l_num": 451, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "206.女大三，报考研班", "l_num": 452, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "205.吕布被俘后要认曹操为义父。曹丕:你这个弱智没有自己的爸吗？", "l_num": 453, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "204.孟子认为性本善，荀子认为性本恶，而东北人认为银杏这种东西是逐渐发烂发臭的", "l_num": 454, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "41 我好心好意骗你，你居然不相信", "l_num": 215, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "40 每到清明节我都会遇到一些有趣的灵魂", "l_num": 216, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "39 在本店吃死的顾客凭小票隔壁棺材铺九五折。", "l_num": 217, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "38 爱国尸体拒绝乘坐日产灵车", "l_num": 218, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "37 这表号称电池比人的寿命还长果然第二天我就死了", "l_num": 219, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "36 毕业那一年，为了操到那一个人，我哭着操遍了全班。", "l_num": 220, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "35 江洋大盗王老汉从来不敢偷茶叶店，因为听说茶叶店有聋警察", "l_num": 221, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "34 外星人：你们地球人里除了那个叫马云的其他人长得真T匚M匚D寒掺", "l_num": 225, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "33 鹅害鹅州的鹅为什么要害鹅？", "l_num": 226, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "32 法官最终将被告人的老婆判给了自己。", "l_num": 227, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "31 经过反复的调解和协商 恐怖分子同意只炸大楼的下面十层", "l_num": 228, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "30 辩论大会上唇枪舌战，王老汉还来不及反应，就被正方选手舌吻到高潮", "l_num": 229, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "29 抗日奇侠怒撕日本地图，日本当场灭国", "l_num": 230, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "28 过期了的杀虫剂是更毒了还是不毒了", "l_num": 231, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "27 缴械不死，于是匪徒就这样获得了永生", "l_num": 232, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "262.普通人喜欢把植物的生殖器用来示爱，那植物人会不会把普通人的生殖器用来示爱？", "l_num": 639, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "261.我的词汇量不仅匮乏，而且匮乏。", "l_num": 640, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "260.资本家看到未来的花朵：呦！韭菜花！", "l_num": 641, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "259.狗比人聪明，因为狗能听懂人说话，人却听不懂狗说话", "l_num": 643, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "258.考试考得好的人成绩一般不会太差。", "l_num": 644, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "257.这是《协议协议》，签了它，以后所有协议就都视作你已同意了。", "l_num": 645, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "256.“一想到你我就哦哦哦哦哦哦”公鸡对着太阳说道", "l_num": 646, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "255.跌落神坛上供着跌落神", "l_num": 647, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "254.第一次吃这种药死掉很正常以后就不会了", "l_num": 648, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "253.有什么心里话别憋着，说出来让大家伙举报你", "l_num": 649, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "252.某流量明星因公开辱骂黑粉被批种族歧视", "l_num": 650, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "251.由于只能上网课，校园暴力也积极转型为网络暴力", "l_num": 651, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "250.“玩具声音太大怕室友听见怎么办？”“你不会叫大声点吗？这样室友就听不见了啊。”", "l_num": 652, "ctime": "2021-05-10 19:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "249.河水真的在一直流淌么，它会不会趁晚上没人看到的时候偷懒", "l_num": 654, "ctime": "2021-05-10 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "248.监听犯罪分子谈话三十秒后王警官的手机突然静音，要求开通会员听完整版。", "l_num": 655, "ctime": "2021-05-10 20:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "234、点心师凭借做花卷的特长，高考加了750分卷面分", "l_num": 166, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "233、叶问被打的浑身是伤，变成了时间。", "l_num": 167, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "232、牛头马面听上去好香啊我以后下地狱也要点一碗", "l_num": 168, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "231、家里用黑白电视的小明至今看不懂葫芦娃", "l_num": 169, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "230、今天雨 出门请带好雨具；明天晴 出门请带好阳丨匚具", "l_num": 170, "ctime": "2019-12-18 13:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "229、草民斗胆，请皇上驾崩", "l_num": 173, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "228、别害怕 我们家丧尸不咬人 他跟你玩呢", "l_num": 174, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "227、自己做的干净卫生😊 制毒团伙微笑对警方说道", "l_num": 175, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "226、治好了多年的失眠，高兴得睡不着", "l_num": 176, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "225、桥本环奈听起来像一个化学药品", "l_num": 177, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "222、恐怖分子加氧气点燃，发生置换反应，生成恐和氧化怖。", "l_num": 180, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "221、我这条命，可以说是我妈给的", "l_num": 181, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "220、根據牛頓第一定律，我推算出本次世界百大物理學家排名，愛因斯坦只能屈居第二", "l_num": 182, "ctime": "2019-12-18 14:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "219、为了震慑孙悟空，玉帝当众杀死昴日星官。", "l_num": 183, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "218、“我怀疑你在开车，但我没有证据。”副驾驶上的盲人王老汉对司机说", "l_num": 184, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "26 苏炳添拿了块100米的短跑金牌，我就没见过那么长的金牌", "l_num": 233, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "25 當我們擦肩而過的時候你绝不会想到其貌不揚的我竟然是豪华黄钻", "l_num": 234, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "24 去医院做检查，医生拿着化验单说，亏你来的及时，再晚点停尸房可就没位置了。", "l_num": 235, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "23 别以为你穿着衣服就能掩盖你没穿衣服的事实", "l_num": 236, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "22 谁能想到，看起来年纪轻轻，只有二十多岁的我，已经是两个人的儿子", "l_num": 237, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "21 “余生多指教！”无期徒刑罪犯刘某向狱警王教官说道。", "l_num": 238, "ctime": "2019-01-01 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "20 孙悟空用武力逼迫无能的阎王政府签订不平等生死簿史称鬼门关事变", "l_num": 241, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:07"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "19 父亲怒斥我不争气，连打起来的手感都不如别人家孩子", "l_num": 242, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:07"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "17 楼下的算命先生名不虚传，他居然算出我只有一条命", "l_num": 244, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "16 师傅你能不能不要对电风扇喊“不转不是中国人”了，我试过了修不好", "l_num": 245, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "15 我挠破头也想不明白为什么我想不明白要挠破头", "l_num": 246, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "14 警方在一家雇用童工的火力发电厂里查出大批火力少年王", "l_num": 247, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:08"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "13 可恶的敌人把我军辛苦布置的地雷全部踩爆了。", "l_num": 248, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:09"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "12 我觉得白雪公主之所以命运坎坷主要原因是因为身边的小人太多", "l_num": 249, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:09"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "11 我证明了屎是弱酸性的，因为拿ph试纸擦屁股纸会变黄", "l_num": 250, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:09"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "203.太监抑郁了，因为他的emoji表情没有ji", "l_num": 455, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "202.梦是眼皮里的壁画", "l_num": 456, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "201.我是一名洗晚工，每当接近天亮时，我就会把夜晚洗去。", "l_num": 457, "ctime": "2022-01-28 15:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "200.一座山最多可以容纳五个人，因为三人成虎", "l_num": 523, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "199.老王擅长砍价，于是他将二氧化碳砍成一氧化碳中毒身亡", "l_num": 524, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "198.人类高质量男性的惯性会很大吧", "l_num": 525, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "197.逆转录酶对mRna说：反转了，家人们", "l_num": 526, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "196.奉行狼性文化的百年企业终于把员工驯化成了狗。", "l_num": 527, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "195.人酸了的时候通常会眼红，会不会眼睛其实是pH试纸？", "l_num": 528, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "194.“献丑了！”大喊一声后我摘掉了口罩。", "l_num": 529, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "193.一只猫摔个半死，到底是剩8.5条命，还是剩4.5条命呢？", "l_num": 530, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "192.向日葵能否成为星际时代的指南针？", "l_num": 531, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "191.小孩没有钱就只能回家，大人没有钱就无法回家。", "l_num": 532, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "190.我的论文答辩：无实物表演", "l_num": 533, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "189.委婉骂人：带你入坑地球ol的玩家退游了", "l_num": 534, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "247.吾十有五而志于学，十六号考试", "l_num": 656, "ctime": "2021-05-10 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "246.同学们从这句“雌母手中线”可以看出自唐代起就有了不要男妈妈的传统", "l_num": 657, "ctime": "2021-05-10 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "245.老师：请用“布置”一词造句。小明：你不知道谐音梗扣钱吗？", "l_num": 658, "ctime": "2021-05-10 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "244.不倒翁听起来像是性功能非常强的老年男子", "l_num": 659, "ctime": "2021-05-10 21:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "243.黑人是不道德的。", "l_num": 660, "ctime": "2021-05-10 21:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "242.比起段子，应该还是我的论文更加搞笑一点。", "l_num": 661, "ctime": "2021-05-10 21:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "241.经历了太多之后，特朗普改名为特朗普（已黑化）", "l_num": 662, "ctime": "2021-05-10 21:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "240.“妈妈天上有个小男孩在飞，那是彼得.潘吗？”“不，傻孩子，那是原子弹！”", "l_num": 663, "ctime": "2021-05-10 21:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "239.冬天我带上手套，不是为了给自己保暖，只是不想加热这个世界。", "l_num": 664, "ctime": "2021-05-10 21:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "238.我发现花草一到冬天就死了，而雪人只有冬天能活，所以我怀疑花草死后灵魂转世到了雪人", "l_num": 670, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "237.《移动迷宫》系列获好评，决定推出续集《联通圈套》及《电信诈骗》", "l_num": 671, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "236.社会摇进入西方国家，入乡随俗变成了资本摇。", "l_num": 672, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "235.小明复姓小名明复", "l_num": 673, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "234.永动机是不可能被发明出来的，因为没有人能够永生！你怎么证明它是永动机", "l_num": 674, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "233.拿不出人证的老王，被法官判为猴子", "l_num": 675, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "217、会气功的人，运气都不会太差", "l_num": 185, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "216、女友称我的银行卡太好看忍不住二刷", "l_num": 186, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "215、三个臭皮匠顶诸葛亮，诸葛亮很舒服", "l_num": 187, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "214、剪动脉还是剪静脉，拆弹专家对着人肉炸弹说。", "l_num": 188, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "213、王老汉想买彩票又不想出门，于是把2元钱冲进了马桶", "l_num": 189, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "212、不好了猴哥，门口有两个如来佛祖打起来了，吵着要你来分辨真假", "l_num": 190, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "211、经过一顿暴打之后 水土不服的病人终于服了", "l_num": 191, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "210、本考试是闭卷考试所有考生一律不准打开试卷。", "l_num": 192, "ctime": "2019-12-18 15:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "209、下面我们将在烈日下用放大镜对这只蚂蚁进行焦点访谈", "l_num": 194, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "208、李寡妇给自己的闺女取名叫林子，希望林子大了能完成自己的心愿。", "l_num": 195, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "207、小明每天坚持给女神发情话表白，终于等到了她的回复：TD", "l_num": 196, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "206、自从我患上了选择困难症，就再也没玩过简单模式。", "l_num": 197, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "205、伴随着众多科学家的倒数声 长征六号被送入老铁的直播间", "l_num": 198, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "204、妖精三刀下去，唐三藏变成了6个半藏", "l_num": 199, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "203、唉，已经快一年没有人跟我说过生日快乐了。", "l_num": 200, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "10 气象局发布黄色预警被扫黄大队依法查封", "l_num": 251, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:09"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "9 放学后我招呼小伙伴集体玩跳房子结果7死12伤", "l_num": 252, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:09"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "8 华佗给关羽刮完骨头发现没中奖又偷偷刮了一根", "l_num": 253, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "7 “你在干什么鬼”黑白无常拉开阎王的床帐问道", "l_num": 254, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "6 长寿村村长讲授养生秘诀：谎报年龄", "l_num": 255, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "5 修不起路的村民纷纷自寻死路解决了交通问题", "l_num": 256, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:10"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "4 前几天去医院体检了，好开心，只花了200块钱就检查出六个病来", "l_num": 257, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "3 刽子手手起刀落，犯人掉头就跑", "l_num": 258, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "2 多多被歹徒残忍地分尸杀害了，他的爸爸妈妈号召了朋友圈一起来拼多多", "l_num": 259, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "1 祖坟冒烟被环保局查封", "l_num": 260, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "0 这贴得分比前十加起来都多，不过因为是长篇不参与排名。", "l_num": 262, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "为什么是151，因为149、150、151三贴得分相同啊，附后面的遗珠。152 小区物业为每位保安都配发了歼-20153 别紧张，在我这里接受治疗，出去时都很安详。154 网球选手王老汉使用电蚊拍第一球就使对手触电身亡。155 我诅咒你买骨灰盒没有调料包。156 我家三代杀猪，屠猪无数，从来没有一头猪是被冤枉的。157 急死我了老婆刚出产房生了个儿子可是孩子他爸一直不来怎么办158 红十字会花重金请心里专家进入贫困山区，帮助当地人民顺利以乐观的心态坦然面对贫困生活159 听力考试刚开始王老汉连放八十八个连环响屁一考场学生都交了白卷160 金条无铜，盗之无用161 歹徒全身绑满黄片导致警方不舍得开枪162 为了降低房价我市引进天罡地煞破坏学区房风水163 我读人力资源要毕业了，不知道能否胜任人力车夫这个职业164 趁我不在点我名算什么英雄好汉，有本事挡着我面点啊165 加入邪教后教主苦口婆心的每天训斥我不要盯着女恶魔的奶子看个没完166 奉劝屋内的人赶紧投降，不投降我们就下班不包围你了。167 养了三年的小狗才知道是当时产房抱错了168 对于早恋现象在我院的帮助下已有3名小学生喜结连理169 许仙许仙你老婆把葫芦娃抓来了170 斩首101赶快pick你喜欢的选手，给他点赞把他送上断头台。171 王院长听过讲节约成功浪费了大家半天的时间172 将树拔起就能看见它沾着土的阴毛173 家长会上，老师指着一名家长对另一名说这是你亲家。174 昨日在肯德基吃饭多拿了一张纸巾，今天肯德基已申请破产保护。175 鬼门关开放第一天游客达2亿人次，地府旅游局提醒请勿随意骚扰女鬼176 为了降低考试作弊人数，校长急中生智请来了黑白无常", "l_num": 263, "ctime": "2019-01-01 13:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "188.我炸书，周围就会充满了知识分子", "l_num": 535, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "187.当雪崩发生的时候，没有一片雪花的成分不是H2O。", "l_num": 536, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "186.我把電車難題简化了，现在是电车难题了", "l_num": 537, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "185.陈睿书法力透纸背，可知其笔力必利。", "l_num": 538, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "184.医生说我智力低下是什么意思？", "l_num": 539, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "183.死亡是人生的通关奖励", "l_num": 540, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "182.谁能想到，一向见钱眼开的他，竟然被金钱蒙蔽了双眼？", "l_num": 541, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "181.显性纯种傻丨丨逼是SSBB", "l_num": 545, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "180.这道阅读题如果讲礼貌，应该会对我说谢谢理解。", "l_num": 546, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "179.\"“做个人吧！” 女娲精神饱满地上班了。“我不做人类了！救救！”女娲疲惫地结束了一天的工作。\"", "l_num": 547, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "178.阎王让我三更死，我偏要两更就去；悄悄给他一个惊喜", "l_num": 548, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "177.人们每观测到一颗星星，就有一个死去的人被想起", "l_num": 549, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "176.消灭了所有圆柱民之后方块人说：这是我的世界", "l_num": 550, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "175.有人大愚若智，有人等于弱智", "l_num": 551, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "174.明天和意外到底哪个先来？如果我坚信是意外会先来，没想到明天先来了，那么就还是意外先来了", "l_num": 553, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "2丨6丨9丨.丨小丨女丨子丨无丨以丨为丨报丨，丨唯丨有丨来丨生丨做丨你丨🐴", "l_num": 677, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "232.女德大师因宣传“女子无才便是德”而被赞缺德", "l_num": 678, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "231.受害人手机上健康码是绿色的，王警官大胆推测：其实受害人还没有死。", "l_num": 679, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "230.小朋友放生了气球，而我放生了自由，", "l_num": 680, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "229.小红分裂出了460个人格，因为太卡所以得了拖延症。", "l_num": 681, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "228.老师说我的意志不够坚定，原来我学习不好的原因是我是弱志", "l_num": 682, "ctime": "2021-05-10 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "227.“多新鲜哪！”捧哏演员转行卖菜。", "l_num": 688, "ctime": "2021-05-11 01:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "226.如果长得帅是一种错，那我估计要终生监禁，因为我昨晚杀人了。", "l_num": 689, "ctime": "2021-05-11 01:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "225.昨晚梦见我杀了我自己，梦是反的，所以应该是我自己杀了我。", "l_num": 717, "ctime": "2021-05-11 16:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "223.川普大总统决定把华盛顿改名为普京", "l_num": 722, "ctime": "2021-05-11 18:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "222.无神论店员对顾客视而不见。", "l_num": 723, "ctime": "2021-05-11 19:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "221.柯南破案时大脑转得飞快，帮小兰把脏衣服都洗了", "l_num": 724, "ctime": "2021-05-11 19:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "220.你以为你战胜了命运，其实战胜命运也是命运的一部分。所以命运其实就是个大型套娃", "l_num": 725, "ctime": "2021-05-11 19:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "219.海天盛筵上宾客们纵情畅饮总共喝掉了两万瓶海天酱油", "l_num": 726, "ctime": "2021-05-11 19:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "218.是弱丨智吧创造了弱丨智，还是弱丨智创造了弱丨智吧", "l_num": 727, "ctime": "2021-05-11 19:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "202、小明在邮箱取信时因寻信姿势罪而被捕。", "l_num": 201, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "201、“我不做人啦” 食人族厨师在辞职信中写道", "l_num": 202, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "200、“你有权保持沉默！但你所说的话将打破你的沉默！”", "l_num": 203, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "199、阿鸡网购了台三星手机，坚持要给三星好评，却被客服破口大骂", "l_num": 204, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "198、是时候教你做人了，食人族妈妈开始教孩子料理", "l_num": 205, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "197、百岁老人揭露长生不死秘诀：起名时选生死簿输入法打不出来的字", "l_num": 206, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "196、你要做自己。杀手小张接到了新的任务", "l_num": 207, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "195、杀一个人是犯罪，杀到只剩一个人就不是了", "l_num": 208, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "194、大师，您刚刚玩的是素人，所以不算破戒", "l_num": 209, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "193、第一次相遇是奇遇，第二次相遇是偶遇", "l_num": 210, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "192、“爸爸，我是怎么来的?”“*你妈。”", "l_num": 211, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "191、魔术师摘掉手帕笼子里依然什么也没有，观众纷纷鼓掌“他变出了真正的鸽子”", "l_num": 212, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "190、黄盖忘了安全词，然后被周瑜活活打死了。", "l_num": 213, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "189、割破了手上的茧，为什么没有变出蝴蝶？", "l_num": 214, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "188、他宠溺地揉了揉她的头，然后把团成一团的头扔进了垃圾桶", "l_num": 215, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "173.他们说我是废物，我感觉自己被物化了", "l_num": 554, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "172.80人民币听起来比1000日元贵，这是因为80人民币本来就比1000日元贵", "l_num": 555, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "171.“夏天抹防晒霜时别忘了抹脖子。”说完这句话小明就自尽了", "l_num": 556, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "170.从新陈代谢角度上来说，时光倒流是件挺恶心的事儿。", "l_num": 559, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "169.题目：十二生肖第二个是什么？庖丁：解：牛。", "l_num": 560, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "167.今天我将用这块砖头教大家如何自拍", "l_num": 562, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "166.我的导师和我是完全相反的人，他很push，我却很拉", "l_num": 563, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "165.悲伤的食人族吃甜品的时候会不会撒一点心碎？", "l_num": 564, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "164.用户FeCl2再与博主Zn互动一次即可获得铁粉标识", "l_num": 565, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "163.\"“他奶奶的”以上就是我对某位小奶狗的评价。 \"", "l_num": 566, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "162.这么早就想睡觉了？做梦去吧", "l_num": 567, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "161.逗猫棒，狗都不玩。", "l_num": 568, "ctime": "2022-01-28 19:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "160.为了给家里续香火，我出家了", "l_num": 578, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "159.我把时间当作被子，翻身做了个四维的梦", "l_num": 579, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "158.人的人性就像他的母语，每个人都说没什么好考，真到考的时候又反而没几个高分。", "l_num": 580, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "217.犹豫要做作业还是休息的小明决定一不做二不休，竟陷入量子叠加态。", "l_num": 732, "ctime": "2021-05-12 02:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "216.“天下最难写的就是自己的名字，王爷还年轻，让老臣来吧” 李鸿章拿过恭王府花园的房产证，签上了自己的名字。", "l_num": 733, "ctime": "2021-05-12 02:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "215.一日为师，为师就痛", "l_num": 734, "ctime": "2021-05-12 02:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "214.贝爷：这是牛肉，吃起来像虫子，蛋白质是虫子的0.2倍", "l_num": 735, "ctime": "2021-05-12 02:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "213.王警官在卖淫窝点卧底一年后喜得贵子", "l_num": 736, "ctime": "2021-05-12 02:38"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "212.小时候家里困难，在别的同学都在跟父母要钱的时候，我早早就学会了从低年级的同学那里要钱", "l_num": 746, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "211.百年树人，七百年周树人", "l_num": 747, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "210.化学老师指着一罐锑向学生介绍道：“这是纯Sb。”", "l_num": 748, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "209.“说说知乎贴吧微博共同点。” “哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，对不起，有被删到。”", "l_num": 749, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "208.女神对我忽冷忽热两个月之后我终于感冒了", "l_num": 750, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "207.小明分裂出404个人格，因无法访问其他人格而治好了人格分裂", "l_num": 751, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "206.历史是由胜利者书写的，所以整个春秋战国没人打的过司马迁。", "l_num": 752, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "205.土是无冕之王", "l_num": 753, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "204.老王超前消费，已经在使用纸钱了。", "l_num": 754, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "203.“要一份醋溜土豆丝，一份凉拌苦瓜，一份冰糖糯米藕，一份大拌菜……”“等等，你要素过多了！”", "l_num": 755, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "187、黄网遭黑客攻击，SM专区全他妈是周瑜打黄盖", "l_num": 216, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "186、为践行垃圾分类，尸体和棺材要分开埋", "l_num": 217, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "185、英国脱欧从此没抽到过ssr", "l_num": 218, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "184、睡意来袭，我从枕头下掏出枪准备还击", "l_num": 219, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "183、各位评委不瞒你们说 三年前一场车祸夺走了我的生命", "l_num": 220, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "182、国家应该把拉屎冲不走的特异功能人士召集起来为防洪抢险事业尽力", "l_num": 221, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "181、“你看今晚的地球格外的圆。”嫦娥抱着玉兔喃喃道。", "l_num": 222, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "180、听闻食人族班主任爱吃脑花，同学们考试纷纷交了白卷以示自己没有脑子", "l_num": 223, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "179、科学家用了15年时间搭建时光机器，一不小心，回到了15年前。", "l_num": 224, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "178、海洋污染问题越发严重啊，我看小美人鱼都黑了", "l_num": 225, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "177、普通的猫有9条命而精通计算机的猫有1001条命", "l_num": 226, "ctime": "2019-12-20 10:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "176、听说秦始皇统一中国时海军和空军零伤亡", "l_num": 230, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "175、毕业3年，在学校学的东西已经全部还给老师，学费为什么不退我", "l_num": 231, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "174、现在的年轻人啊，真的没有老一辈人年龄大", "l_num": 232, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "173、歌手人设崩塌砸死台下观众", "l_num": 233, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "157.读博士的前提是研毕", "l_num": 581, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "156.日记：2002年12月18日天气晴我可能得拖延症了。", "l_num": 582, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "155.职业玩家比普通玩家强，所以职业高中比普通高中强", "l_num": 583, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "154.王老汉把两台电视机屏幕对在一起，贞子来回爬最终活活累死", "l_num": 584, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "153.死亡是一种高度超过了身高的高位截瘫。", "l_num": 585, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "151.小明请科学家给自己的钻石定价，科学家认为是0价", "l_num": 588, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "152.普通人身上长老年斑，老年斑身上长老年柱间", "l_num": 589, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "150.天生的哑巴，是不是也可以叫初音未来？", "l_num": 590, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "149.\"广东人炒面，厨师是广东人福建人炒面，厨师还是广东人\"", "l_num": 591, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "148.\"“你是不是很会拆台，来表演一个”“不会”\"", "l_num": 592, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "147.文字太空洞的时候，你敲敲书页，能听见回声。", "l_num": 593, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "146.“总有一颗星星会奔我们而来。”——恐龙对它的同伴说", "l_num": 594, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "145.鉴于我们还没活多久，可知想死只是一种思乡", "l_num": 595, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "144.曹操：“今天下英雄，唯使君与孟德耳。”于是刘备改种豌豆。", "l_num": 596, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "143.我的梦想是做一个潇洒自在的人，现在终于完成了一半，做了一个洒自。", "l_num": 597, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "202.为响应文化自信，我的世界俄服改名俄罗斯方块", "l_num": 756, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "201.他一再刷新我的底线 终于我的底线变得流畅起来", "l_num": 757, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "200.“谢谢你们平息了战争。” 法国人：没什么，举手之劳而已", "l_num": 758, "ctime": "2021-05-12 20:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "199.王警官对绑匪照片中眼部放大，果然看到了绑匪眼中的哈姆雷特", "l_num": 761, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:02"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "198.曹操于城楼上问夏侯惇：“你瞧到了什么。”夏侯惇说：“瞧到马岱。”", "l_num": 762, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "197.“关关雎鸠”这句诗一语双关。", "l_num": 763, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "196.王警官对案件抽丝剥茧，成功做出一床棉被", "l_num": 764, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "195.如果说阎王通过生死簿掌管世人的寿命，那他是不是可以叫寿司？", "l_num": 765, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "194.连时髦这个词都没那么时髦了", "l_num": 766, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "193.小明C语言学得不好，只能说点B话。", "l_num": 767, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "192.回光返照，又叫死亡冷静期。", "l_num": 768, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "191.猫咪妈妈严厉地对小猫咪说道：“喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵！”", "l_num": 769, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "190.报告老师，本次人体写真课程应到39人，实到五百八十人。", "l_num": 770, "ctime": "2021-05-13 00:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "189.懒惰是我的天性，你让我勤奋就是在性骚扰", "l_num": 772, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "187.警方从王老汉背包中查获数包白色粉末，王老汉辩解称都是假和平星", "l_num": 774, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "172、自来熟的小张又让食人族省去一道工序", "l_num": 234, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "171、年幼的皇子面对追杀来的叛军，机智地掏出未成年人保护法", "l_num": 235, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "170、这碗孟婆汤，不喝不知道，一喝不知道，二喝不知道……", "l_num": 236, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "169、就像一枚硬币有正反两面一样，纸币也有正反两面", "l_num": 237, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "168、冷天，小孩子往妈妈身上挤，却被人骂：你蹭你ma热度呢？", "l_num": 238, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "167、超市竟然贩卖人口，我亲眼见到好多购物车上有小孩", "l_num": 239, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "166、狙击手隐蔽大赛上第一名迟迟不来领奖，后经查证已被割草机杀死。", "l_num": 240, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "165、“我去找点零花钱”说罢这个帅哥就去了成都", "l_num": 241, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "164、\"你能不能不要走!\"体育老师对着参加1000米考试的我说到", "l_num": 242, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "163、“你自己掰了一千吨玉米?！”“哈哈我瞎掰的”", "l_num": 243, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "161、“我没牙刷了。”80岁的张大爷说", "l_num": 245, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "160、上课的时候小明被老师点名答题，小明说：谢邀。", "l_num": 246, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "159、仔细观察五小时后王警官最终断定死者于一小时前死亡", "l_num": 247, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "158、两支502扭打在一起，他们打得是不可开胶", "l_num": 248, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "157、有礼貌的小明在石头剪刀布时将剪刀头对准自己。", "l_num": 249, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "141.食人族吃我的时候会发现刻在骨子里的孤独吗？", "l_num": 599, "ctime": "2022-01-28 20:29"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "140.每次我把垃圾扔到垃圾桶时，我都有一种大义灭亲的自豪感", "l_num": 641, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "139.男儿膝下有小腿", "l_num": 642, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "138.一句话概括白居易的《茅屋为秋风所破歌》：破房了", "l_num": 643, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "137.\"好好的中国人放什么洋屁！“不能同意更多。”\"", "l_num": 644, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "136.我走在斑马线上，来往车辆纷纷为我让行，因为我脚踏黑白两道。", "l_num": 645, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "135.\"屎对我说:拉我一把我说:好可它却掉了下去\"", "l_num": 646, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "134.100℃的水泡方便面需要三分钟，那我用—100的水泡是不是就在三分钟前已经泡好了", "l_num": 647, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "133.吧主，有没有可能有很多人本来想和你说话，但被你当投稿发了呢一个猜想不一定对", "l_num": 648, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "132.武则天:要大碑的，全唐，无冰无字", "l_num": 649, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "131.一场雨后，天空和地面互换了身份，抬头万里暗淡，足下星河生辉", "l_num": 650, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "130.我在看星星时会想起某个人，却又在看那个人时想起星星。", "l_num": 651, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "129.我也想和月牙一样，把不满写在脸上", "l_num": 653, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "128.\"小明这银行，能储。\"", "l_num": 654, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "126.真正的友谊就是两个人坐在一起时，不做爱也不会感到尴尬", "l_num": 656, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "186.投胎时能不能不服从调剂？", "l_num": 775, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "185.“我也是公知了！”这是雄蝉被同类强暴前最后一句话", "l_num": 776, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "184.既然失败是成功之母，那这把我输了叫对面一声儿子不过分吧", "l_num": 777, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "183.小鸭子们今天体测，一开始大家都挤在一个赛道，场面十分混乱。于是体育老鸭临时决定让大家一鸭一鸭游。", "l_num": 778, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "182.小明落选心理委员后心情低落，同学们纷纷劝导小明去找心理委员开导", "l_num": 779, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "181.韩国人欠的钱也叫高丽贷", "l_num": 780, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "180.我偶尔会偷走天上的星星，因为它们是我登录账号时的密码。", "l_num": 781, "ctime": "2021-05-13 01:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "179.“这墓里要是没你我可不扫。”粉丝激动地对偶像表示。", "l_num": 782, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "178.“你要学会拒绝” “我不”", "l_num": 783, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "177.全篇都是一整串无聊的谐音梗，《新华字典》是我看过最垃圾的书。", "l_num": 784, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "176.还记得叔叔吗，你小的时候我还抱过你妈呢", "l_num": 785, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "175.半夜鬼敲门，说明鬼有礼貌。", "l_num": 786, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "174.后宫不得干政，始皇帝只能手冲。", "l_num": 787, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "173.在网上看到很多人推荐批判从众心理的《乌合之众》，我也跟着他们去看了。", "l_num": 788, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "172.“我们的人从不守法。”1940年的巴黎士兵说道。", "l_num": 789, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "156、女孩子晚上睡觉不可以盖被子喔 因为昼夜温差大会更甜", "l_num": 250, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "155、今天是姜子牙生日，转发这条消息即可成为玉皇大帝", "l_num": 251, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "154、满腹经纶的小明竟被查出有异食癖", "l_num": 252, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "153、色盲在妻子的帮助下，成功看到了绿色。", "l_num": 253, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "152、天气晴朗，植物人伸出肺叶开始光合作用", "l_num": 254, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "151、我的手机关机键可以开机欸", "l_num": 255, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "150、碰到女鬼，我花了一个小时解释唯物主义，让她相信自己不存在", "l_num": 256, "ctime": "2019-12-20 21:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "149、这个传染病我就传给你 你可别给我传出去", "l_num": 259, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "148、围巾：生而围人，我很抱歉。", "l_num": 260, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "147、同学说steam好玩，我现在八级烫伤了怎么办", "l_num": 261, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "146、郭德纲好不容易收拾好回家的行李不慎职业病发作当场抖了一个包袱", "l_num": 262, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "145、五步蛇的危险性是李白的两倍。", "l_num": 263, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "144、上课不带枪，和上战场不带笔有什么区别", "l_num": 264, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "143、观音菩萨左右为难，只好请六小龄童来分辨谁是真美猴王", "l_num": 265, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "142、没有珍珠的奶茶是没有珍珠的！", "l_num": 266, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "125.der是骂人傻的意思，under是不是夸人聪明？", "l_num": 657, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "124.我妈为什么要把我从她肚子里掏出来，她是不是不要我了", "l_num": 658, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "123.一模一样这个成语真是有模有样", "l_num": 660, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "122.男生被指“只会读书”，高考出分后用220分的成绩实力辟谣", "l_num": 661, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "121.冷知识：光走一年的时间和人走一年的时间是一样的。", "l_num": 662, "ctime": "2022-01-28 21:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "120.弱智吧今日看点 ·", "l_num": 682, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "119.车祸原因：双向奔赴", "l_num": 683, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "118.许完愿后，大家开始吹蜡烛：“这个蜡烛是真牛逼啊！”", "l_num": 684, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "117.戴夫被僵尸包围了，他绞尽脑汁让僵尸对他失去兴趣", "l_num": 685, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "116.走完奈何桥我就过河拆桥，让后面的人无可奈何。", "l_num": 686, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "115.“让他多蹲一会儿，我爱吃麻的。”食人族族长吩咐道。", "l_num": 687, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "114.某学校发生集体食物中毒，学校顺藤摸瓜将所有违反学校规定偷订外卖的学生一网打尽", "l_num": 688, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "113.小明考试排名太后竟开始垂帘听政", "l_num": 689, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "112.中国每个人的平均工资都是一样的", "l_num": 690, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "111.上帝成了无神论者，因为他不太自信。", "l_num": 691, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "171.如果你想找意中人，可以去梵蒂冈找找看。", "l_num": 790, "ctime": "2021-05-13 02:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "170.写论文太入迷晕倒了，清醒过来后“水...水...水”导师把我写的论文塞我嘴里了", "l_num": 806, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "169.他骨子里充满了骨髓", "l_num": 807, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "168.子在川上曰：逝者如斯夫不舍昼夜。子在川中曰：救命", "l_num": 808, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "167.一个水蛭问另一个水蛭说：你为什么抓不到食物？另一个水蛭回答说：“因为我是弱蛭”", "l_num": 809, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "166.这栋楼因格格不入建筑风格吸引了大量蓝精灵入住。", "l_num": 810, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "165.“爸爸！你会唱小星星吗？”“**你个**！***写**完作业了吗？****！”", "l_num": 811, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "164.如何称呼一个3.14m³的小星球？π大星。", "l_num": 812, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "163.“王先生，恭喜你啊!是个男孩。”王老汉雇的私人侦探调查他儿子的恋人后向他报告。", "l_num": 813, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "162.看见最近的机票很便宜，我赶紧把房子卖了全部买进等着疫情过后涨价", "l_num": 814, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "161.老婆坦言怀上我最好兄弟的孩子。我：双厨狂喜！", "l_num": 815, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "160.女孩子晚上出门扔垃圾一定记得要带上垃圾", "l_num": 816, "ctime": "2021-05-14 18:15"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "159.公司推崇狼性文化，工作前10分钟集合员工观看狼发情交配视频。", "l_num": 821, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "158.“主人的任务罢了”他边采棉花边说。", "l_num": 822, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "157.家里的猪油没了，小明只能把植物油倒快点当猪油用了。", "l_num": 823, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "141、食人族给俘虏沾上酱油和芥末，开始品味人生", "l_num": 267, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "140、考试途中，教室门突然被打开。“听说这里有煎烤老师？”食人酋长咽着口水问道", "l_num": 268, "ctime": "2019-12-21 17:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "139、电车司机在发现铁轨上绑着人时及时刹车招致哲学界广泛批评。", "l_num": 271, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "138、老王是个十足的坏蛋，每次买鞋子都要买五双。", "l_num": 272, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "137、“为什么不来上体育课？” “我绝育了。”", "l_num": 273, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "136、大爷您消消气儿，我把输氧管给您拔了", "l_num": 274, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "135、女友说我要像对待公主一样对她，于是我把她送去和亲了", "l_num": 275, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "134、“上学都不带脑子，你中午吃什么？”僵尸老师问僵尸学生", "l_num": 276, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "133、“我发誓要让你们吃到苦头！”王老汉面对食人族的包围，一头撞死在苦瓜上面", "l_num": 277, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "132、“我宣布！”来自台湾的貂蝉说。", "l_num": 278, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "131、非洲多国欲引进 <爸爸去哪了>亲子节目", "l_num": 279, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "130、祝您福如东海。——精卫祝您寿比南山。——愚公", "l_num": 280, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "129、“内个多少钱啊？”“对不起朋友，现在买卖黑奴是违法的。”", "l_num": 281, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "128、在王警官的反复逼问下，影院工作人员只好向所有观众坦白了凶手名字", "l_num": 282, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:56"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "127、抽两位铁粉做干燥剂", "l_num": 283, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "110.同学们或许还不知道吧，在你们都已进入梦乡的时候，老师还在辛勤地讲着课。", "l_num": 692, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "109.我起床开灯，把屋里的夜还给星空。", "l_num": 693, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "108.长大后，乡愁是一座矮矮的坟墓。你在里头，我刮墓相看。", "l_num": 694, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "107.讲究真材实料的王老汉在老婆饼里放了老婆，顾客吃出纸屑后愤怒投诉。", "l_num": 695, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "106.不靠谱的小明靠记忆力弹完了钢琴曲。", "l_num": 696, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "105.\"“如果在华莱士有考核，你觉得会考什么?”“考拉。” \"", "l_num": 697, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "104.去别人家做客从不带东西，这就是我的空手道。", "l_num": 698, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "103.你做梦只能梦到你能想象到的事，你清醒的时候才会发生想象不到的事", "l_num": 699, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "102.发语音条的人，是否触犯了输入法？", "l_num": 700, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "101.这个世界上真的有诅咒，昨天有个人说让我下地狱，今天我就在上班了", "l_num": 701, "ctime": "2022-01-28 23:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "100.如果说网络是一副面具的话，人们戴上它怎么反倒露出真面目了呢？", "l_num": 726, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "99.我做了一个1：1的地球仪，你往窗外看就能看见了", "l_num": 727, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "98.\"怎么只有小天才电话手表？小天才会走丢吗？市场上更需要小弱智电话手表\"", "l_num": 728, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "97.我是家里唯一的火源，我爸妈看到我就来火", "l_num": 729, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "96.从我确诊出生的那一刻起，我的死亡就只是时间的问题", "l_num": 730, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "156.“很感谢你在这种情况下还能为我发声。”我对声带说道。", "l_num": 824, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "155.你必须平等地对待每一个人，才能最客观地把他们分出三六九等。", "l_num": 825, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "154.去掉一个最高分 去掉一个最低分 本次考试我们班开除两名学生", "l_num": 826, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "153.观音菩萨因涉嫌多次协助他人高考作弊被警方依法逮捕", "l_num": 827, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "152.路上堵车，幸亏车上有脉动瓶子，不然车上就没有脉动瓶子了", "l_num": 828, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "151.现在你死了我这么伤心，以后我死了你可不能没有一点反应啊", "l_num": 829, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "150.多年以后，他去世了。在追悼会上，大家发现他的微信ID还是那个熟悉的“不过四级不改名”", "l_num": 830, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:14"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "149.自来水是脏的，没洗过的苹果也是脏的，那为什么用自来水洗过的苹果会是湿的呢？", "l_num": 831, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "148.奇怪，垃圾桶里长出的玫瑰和我送的一模一样呢", "l_num": 832, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "147.小明是个和事佬。每当上课眼皮子打架时，小明很快就能让他们合好", "l_num": 833, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "146.“想变成大人么？”女子对着满脸羞红的小男孩掏出了一份996劳动合同", "l_num": 834, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "145.《核舟记》是人类历史上第一部系统介绍核动力潜艇的军事著作。", "l_num": 835, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "144.老王知法犯法，可谓知行合一。", "l_num": 836, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "143.我买的雪糕实现了自动化", "l_num": 837, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "142.小王订了张飞去北京的机票，给张飞省了一大笔钱", "l_num": 838, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "126、今天早上小明在厕所拉出了今日头条", "l_num": 284, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "125、出人头地常年盛产人头", "l_num": 285, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "124、“你们不要再蹭死者热度了好不好！”王老汉生气地将围在焚尸炉边上取暖的人群遣散。", "l_num": 286, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "123、在显微镜下，小便变成了大便", "l_num": 287, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "122、精神分裂症患者经过不懈努力终于遇到更好的自己", "l_num": 288, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "121、我校学生在此次大赛中斩获评委的头", "l_num": 289, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "120、宁波真的好大", "l_num": 290, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:57"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "119、长年性冷淡的王老汉，终于在神医的劝诫之下想透了", "l_num": 291, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "118、刽子手在离刑场100米的地方对囚犯说“前方100米掉头”", "l_num": 292, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "117、第一届青龙山百人捉迷藏大赛共计0人死亡，0人受伤，100人失踪", "l_num": 293, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "116、“女人就是用来疼的”蒋劲夫说到。", "l_num": 294, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "115、去世后被泡进福尔马林的小张可以说是身在福中不知福了", "l_num": 295, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "114、等红灯的同时,你也在等绿灯", "l_num": 296, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "113、汉化组把漫画里的女性角色全部汉化成男人。", "l_num": 297, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "112、14岁的小明因过度自恋被当成恋童癖抓到了监狱。", "l_num": 298, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "95.爱情让人盲目，也让盲人重获光明。", "l_num": 731, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "94.玫瑰越来越贵，爱情却不断贬值。", "l_num": 732, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "93.耻辱柱因为刻上了我的名字而被刻在了耻辱柱上", "l_num": 733, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "92.赞美上帝：好耶", "l_num": 734, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "91.在山东姑姑的婚礼上，我对着新郎官说道：是我姑父了你。", "l_num": 735, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "90.死亡是一个长长的队伍，但是吸烟的人经常插队，因为吸烟先。", "l_num": 736, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "89.“升职这件事，还麻烦您亲手办一下”领导爽快答应，拿起桌上的蕾姆酱吧唧就是一口。", "l_num": 737, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "88.有困难找警察，没困难以入睡", "l_num": 738, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "87.把肉剁碎可以得到肉末，我的一周也过得稀碎，能不能得到周末？", "l_num": 739, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "86.原来公司是温暖的大家庭啊，我说我怎么是孙子呢", "l_num": 740, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "85.虽然我不是弱智，但还是想问一下大家，欲盖弥彰这个词是什么意思？", "l_num": 741, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "84.大家别再当谜语人了，别又发生上次那种事", "l_num": 742, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "83.美洲是第一个发现哥伦布的新大陆", "l_num": 743, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "82.据不完全统计，一年有11个月", "l_num": 744, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "81.很多人认为抬头才能看见宇宙，其实宇宙也在我们脚下", "l_num": 745, "ctime": "2022-01-29 00:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "141.薛定谔一怒之下将猫关进黑盒子里，说道：“不知死活的猫！”", "l_num": 839, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "140.本文作者采用了炫耀的修辞手法，引起读者羡慕", "l_num": 840, "ctime": "2021-05-15 16:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "139.我觉得考试交白卷就计零分的做法很不合理，这样就埋没了那些真正凭实力考出零分的极品弱丨智", "l_num": 844, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "138.你父母辛辛苦苦养了你十七年你还没成年，对得起他们吗？", "l_num": 845, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "137.“去海底捞吧”，老猴子看到孙悟空没合适的兵器便说。", "l_num": 846, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "136.三年，说短不短，说长不长 三年：\"短不短，长不长。\"", "l_num": 847, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "135.我都没听课，凭什么要我参加考试", "l_num": 848, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "134.屠宰场杀猪前给猪看高等数学，使其头大以增加猪头肉产量", "l_num": 849, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "133.网课让我们可以足不出户地迟到，真的太方便了。", "l_num": 850, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "132.美国的红灯不行，中国的绿灯行！", "l_num": 851, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "131.世界上每一把牙刷都是进口牙刷", "l_num": 852, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "130.程序员小王发现自己键盘上Ctrl和C键坏了，哭的如丧copy", "l_num": 853, "ctime": "2021-05-16 01:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "129.我问领导：“这份文档需要我丨草丨拟丨吗？”", "l_num": 857, "ctime": "2021-05-16 02:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "128.我的贫穷已经完全突破了我的想象，成为了现实", "l_num": 858, "ctime": "2021-05-16 18:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "127.\"实在是难分伯仲！\" 大乔跟孙权在床上对孙策解释道……", "l_num": 859, "ctime": "2021-05-16 18:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "111、百度魔镜：只要你出价比白雪公主高你就是排位第一的美女。", "l_num": 299, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "110、叫来冰火两重天的技师对我冷嘲热讽", "l_num": 300, "ctime": "2019-12-22 13:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "109、喜欢稳固感情的小明已经谈了50多段三角恋了", "l_num": 303, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "107、现代人可以把春宫图叫做祖冲之", "l_num": 305, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "106、司马昭之心，位于横膈之上，两肺间而偏左。", "l_num": 306, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "105、病床上的王老汉突发拖延症，迟迟没有死", "l_num": 307, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "104、为防止考生作弊，所有考生一律不得进入考场。", "l_num": 308, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "103、小明在浪费大赛时勤俭节约，浪费了获得冠军的机会，最终获得了冠军。", "l_num": 309, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "102、官府悬赏梁山众人的人头，豹子头林冲侥幸躲过一劫", "l_num": 310, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "101、去年驾鹤西去的李先生已经有一年驾龄了", "l_num": 311, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "100、我每天废寝忘食地睡觉吃饭", "l_num": 312, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "99、“我有个朋友出意外死了。”“你说的那个朋友到底是不是你自己？", "l_num": 313, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "98、据我所知，我一无所知。", "l_num": 314, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "97、抓到嫌犯，经验丰富的王警官突然升级。", "l_num": 315, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "96、“爬！”一位父亲对新生儿说到。", "l_num": 316, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "126.双重否定等于肯定所以死鬼就是活人", "l_num": 860, "ctime": "2021-05-16 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "125.老爸问我高考考了多少分，我告诉他差八分上211。 我绝对不会让他知道我考了203分", "l_num": 861, "ctime": "2021-05-16 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "124.秦始皇因不想学习外语连灭六国，堪称最讨厌外语的学生", "l_num": 862, "ctime": "2021-05-16 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "123.李白在会写诗之前，他还不会写诗。", "l_num": 863, "ctime": "2021-05-16 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "122.一个十块钱的西瓜，王老汉切了一刀后，竟然变成了两块", "l_num": 864, "ctime": "2021-05-16 23:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "121.“王爷，王妃已经被送去法国三年了” “肯认错了吗？” “第一天就肯认错了。”", "l_num": 865, "ctime": "2021-05-17 00:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "120.美国人，又称老鹰洋人", "l_num": 866, "ctime": "2021-05-17 00:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "119.据我多年观察发现，jk罗琳并不是高中生。", "l_num": 867, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:03"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "118.老王呼吸不畅经检查发现居然是因为经常阴阳怪气", "l_num": 868, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "117.小王环顾四周，耗时28天。", "l_num": 869, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "116.小明因为没有在微信刷票而错失诚信大赛冠军", "l_num": 870, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "115.“勉强能冲”小明如此评价劣质马桶", "l_num": 871, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "114.“爷是你爹”小明对他爸说", "l_num": 872, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "113.枫叶落在了我的头上，秋天给了我一巴掌。", "l_num": 873, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "112.“难道菜就不能打游戏吗？”大白菜坐在电脑前愤怒地说到", "l_num": 874, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "80.人生就像是一盒巧克力，但总有人是狗。", "l_num": 750, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "79.海绵宝宝被诊断患上了多洞症", "l_num": 751, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "78.张飞说“小心翼翼”时是在撒娇。", "l_num": 752, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "77.弱智网友们个个不甘示弱，导致博主久久无法更新", "l_num": 753, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "76.我发誓我一定要做一个了不起的人！先从睡了不起开始", "l_num": 754, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "75.被骗的诸侯跑到城楼下，只见城楼上的周幽王叫到：“I'm Zhou King.”", "l_num": 755, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "74.“初极狭，才通人，复行数十步，豁然开朗”——出自《先见其狭传》", "l_num": 756, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "73.数学老师直接在祖宗祠堂里玩起了排列祖盒。", "l_num": 757, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "72.光年既然是个距离单位，狗日就是一条狗跑一整天的距离", "l_num": 758, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "71.遇到有人溺水可以直接往水里通电把水电解成氢气和氧气供人呼吸", "l_num": 759, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "70.曹操：“今天下英雄”于是出门捡英雄。", "l_num": 760, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "69.弱智吧，弱智只占三分之二", "l_num": 761, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "68.\"立日——《斜音梗》 \"", "l_num": 762, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "67.草，这辈子死定了！", "l_num": 763, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "66.在监考老师的观测下，考生们纷纷坍塌。", "l_num": 764, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "224、多丨次丨鸣丨枪丨警丨告丨无丨效丨后丨特丨警丨队丨员丨委丨屈丨地丨哭丨了丨起丨来", "l_num": 318, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "223、卖丨国丨贼丨被丨美丨军丨扫丨射丨后丨称丨：丨子丨弹丨比丨中丨国丨的丨圆丨", "l_num": 319, "ctime": "2019-12-22 21:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "95、现在的女孩子真是太不自爱了，我就从没听说过谁家男孩子未婚先孕", "l_num": 325, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "94、“我实在是没有梗了”脑梗病人转行段子手不出一个月竟完全痊愈", "l_num": 326, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "93、我没什么特长，要不给大家表演一个即兴肠胃炎吧", "l_num": 327, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "92、女娲旱季捏人不慎睡着，数百泥人悉数成为沙雕", "l_num": 328, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "91、所有人都在放假后第一天无心工作学习，所以我建议把假期后第一天也改为放假", "l_num": 329, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "90、深知“穷人的孩子早当家”道理的小明年纪轻轻就变成了一幢房子", "l_num": 330, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "89、cxk超话被封，中国陷入水资源危机", "l_num": 331, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "88、案件持续发酵，最后变的松软可口", "l_num": 332, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "87、王老汉临死前还每天坚持活着的精神值得我们学习", "l_num": 333, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "86、小明的炮友叫什么？透明人", "l_num": 334, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "85、听信“一分干掉一千人”恐怖分子发奋读书高考考出好成绩", "l_num": 335, "ctime": "2019-12-23 17:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "84、真是远亲不如近邻。找来所有亲戚都无法和病重的儿子骨髓配型，最后还是邻居大哥成功了！", "l_num": 337, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "111.今晚月色真美，相比之下你真是丨丑丨得丨批丨爆丨", "l_num": 877, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "110.煮豆燃豆萁，豆问红豆泥?", "l_num": 878, "ctime": "2021-05-17 08:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "109.手术很成功，两碗粉都保住了", "l_num": 881, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "108.写作业时我采用了欧亨利式的手法，写到一半不写了。老师采用了倒叙的手法，给了我001分。", "l_num": 882, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "107.热爱二次元文化的小明把ACG刻进了DNA里，于是体内多了一个苏氨酸", "l_num": 883, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "106.我妈问我房间的灯关了没，于是我特地开灯检查了一遍，果然没关。", "l_num": 884, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "105.川老汉为了继续当总统，各路神仙都拜过了，唯独忘了拜灯", "l_num": 885, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "104.被世人看扁的我，终于如愿以偿的成为了二次元。", "l_num": 886, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "103.小明回家给父母拜年，父母：“谢谢，真的有被孝到”", "l_num": 887, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "102.我给您呀开两副药，您拿回去熬好了倒掉，咱权当没得过这场病", "l_num": 888, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "101.\"不要打捞我，我有权保持沉没。\"沉船说。", "l_num": 889, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "100.以前的货币居然是大洋，要知道世上仅有四个大洋，大部分是液体，用起来太不方便了吧", "l_num": 890, "ctime": "2021-05-17 16:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "99.“朋友在某些情况下打断你的话其实只是无奈之举，因为他不能直接打断你的腿。”", "l_num": 901, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "98.由于太多的学生在课堂上睡觉，老师决定以托梦的形式给学生上课。", "l_num": 902, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "97.刚到国外没事做，准备去领事馆领点事来做。", "l_num": 903, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "65.烦心的蛇对好朋友蝎子说：走，去泡酒吧", "l_num": 765, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "64.心脏手术失败原因是医生没有get到梗在哪", "l_num": 766, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "63.拼多多为什么不早出现几百年，这样微积分就是中国人创立的了。", "l_num": 767, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "62.冰上运动员经常滑倒，为什么不把冰面做成防滑的？", "l_num": 768, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "61.餐厅上菜慢食人族谓其厨师曰:“无语，城北徐公熟没？”", "l_num": 769, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "60.上班，又称坐椅待币", "l_num": 777, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "59.电影院和宾馆，是人类的主要七夕地。", "l_num": 778, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "58.抽烟算不算提前给自己上香？", "l_num": 779, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "57.\"“我觉得你今年一定会上岸”“我还没说我想考哪个大学呢”“回头也是岸”\"", "l_num": 780, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "56.根据《史记》记载，荆轲刺秦王未成使得秦王大怒，那么如果成功了的话秦王会大喜吗？", "l_num": 781, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "55.遗憾其实是一种时态，过去未完成时。", "l_num": 782, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "54.「好怪，再看一眼！」悟空开始上下打量女妖精。", "l_num": 783, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:35"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "53.今天班长统计衣服尺码，xs，根本穿不上。", "l_num": 784, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "52.光着急没有用，速度没法超越299792458 m/s", "l_num": 785, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "51.我目视前方，余光中写出了《乡愁》。", "l_num": 786, "ctime": "2022-01-29 01:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "83、“新的一年 也要努力加油哦！”-中石化宣", "l_num": 338, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "82、“我们一起学猫叫”说完小明扔掉了第五号染色体短臂", "l_num": 339, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:33"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "81、我叫斧新，最近减肥瘦了两斤，你也可以叫我父亲", "l_num": 340, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "80、我常因为不够变态而和你们格格不入，小蝌蚪对爸妈说", "l_num": 341, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "79、“这家回转寿司种类真少。”食人族王老汉站在旋转木马前说到。", "l_num": 342, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "78、随着裁判员的一声枪响，最后一名运动员也倒在了血泊之中。", "l_num": 343, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "77、我眼泪总是不争气地往下流，如果争气的话我眼泪应该往上流。", "l_num": 344, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "76、我发现现在孩子体质越来越差了，记得很多年前我打一个小学生都费力，昨天我一口气打了五个，轻轻松松", "l_num": 345, "ctime": "2019-12-23 22:34"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "75、王警官看破真相之后导致真相不完整。", "l_num": 354, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "74、他死了关我什么事，我埋他的时候他还活蹦乱跳的呢。", "l_num": 355, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "73、纯路灯，发一点客观的光。", "l_num": 356, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "72、越王勾践第一次看到一身是胆的赵云就沦陷了", "l_num": 357, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "71、小明误食风油精之后满嘴风凉话", "l_num": 358, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "70、小明在正月接发竟导致舅舅复活", "l_num": 359, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "69、通过给患者引导出一个食人族人格，患者的多重人格一天少了三个", "l_num": 360, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "50.午睡太舒服了，建议每天醒来第一件事就是午睡。", "l_num": 871, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "49.之所以不和我的叔叔联系，是因为于勒圈里的事情太脏了", "l_num": 872, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "48.河南人给中评相当于给好评", "l_num": 873, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "47.你这台手术成功率很高。因为这类手术成功率为10%，而我今天已经失败九台了。", "l_num": 874, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "46.人与其他动物最本质的区别就是人不是其他动物", "l_num": 875, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "45.犯人临死前对刽子手说：“我学生党，能小刀不？”", "l_num": 876, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "44.我把硬币丢进许愿池里，池中仙女问哪个是我丢掉的愿望。", "l_num": 877, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "43.看着夜空中划过的流星，我没有许愿，而是对着它说了声再见。第二天晚上，我又见到了那颗流星。", "l_num": 878, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "42.声音的传播需要时间 我们面对着说着话，我在过去，你在未来", "l_num": 879, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "41.当别人在乎你飞得高不高时，只有我在乎你为什么能飞。", "l_num": 880, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "40.天才就是百分之九十九的天才加上百分之一的天才。", "l_num": 881, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "39.\"拿枪指猫，问：汝几条命猫曰：9命\"", "l_num": 882, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "38.深夜走进便利店收银员说：“你这全家就你一个人啊？”", "l_num": 883, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "37.这里的士怎么都没了，我还想打车呢，看来只能把炮退回来了", "l_num": 884, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "36.网络上nt多是正常的，毕竟Internet里面都有两个nt", "l_num": 885, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "96.你家孩子很活泼嘛，静置能与空气发生反应。", "l_num": 904, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "95.过敏是和这个世界不兼容", "l_num": 905, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "94.说到底，这个字的英文是Bottom，中文笔画共有八划", "l_num": 906, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "93.我问我的舍友们学历，发现他们都是985的，看来985真的已经烂大街了", "l_num": 907, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "92.你知道吗？赤道连起来可绕地球一圈。", "l_num": 908, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "91.听说上帝是个女孩，这是怎么回事呢？相信大家也感到困惑。为了一探究竟，小编这就带大家一起去见上帝。", "l_num": 909, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "90.新生儿不会说话是因为地球设置了关注一年才能评论", "l_num": 910, "ctime": "2021-05-19 16:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "89.人类患上阿尔茨海默氏症是因为过了保智期", "l_num": 911, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "88.最脑瘫的句式是什么？自问自答式。", "l_num": 912, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "87.小明突然出现在我面前以至于我突然出现在小明面前。", "l_num": 913, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "86.为了弘扬正能量，以后《天气预报》中的坏天气将不再播报。请各位市民好自为之", "l_num": 914, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "85.哆啦A梦从事微商后改名“A哆啦梦”。", "l_num": 915, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "84.半径越大，直径越大", "l_num": 916, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "83.种族歧视又叫做以色列人", "l_num": 917, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "82.我不同意你的观点，但我誓死捍卫我不同意你观点的权利。", "l_num": 918, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "68、王老汉因昨晚睡觉时去了6次厕所，被评为年度起夜家", "l_num": 361, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "67、“别给我抹药，我有发炎权。”伤口说", "l_num": 362, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "66、去美国参加高考比较合算，邻居去美国参加高考考了100分，回国后按照汇率换算为700多分，顺利进入清华就读。", "l_num": 363, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "65、造星公司操作失误，旗下艺人纷纷坍缩成黑洞", "l_num": 364, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "64、某当红流量小生被爆最喜欢的颜色是僵尸粉", "l_num": 365, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "63、在路边撒尿的我为了掩人耳目，只好大声唱歌，伪装成洒水车", "l_num": 366, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "62、没有一例手术成功的王医生被评为医院的主宰", "l_num": 367, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "61、小明在美国买彩票中了100刀，于是直接进了医院。", "l_num": 368, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "60、阿拉伯歌手开演唱会引爆全场", "l_num": 369, "ctime": "2019-12-24 20:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "59、杨警官执行任务时不慎跌入粪坑，成为一名便衣警察", "l_num": 372, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "57、自从镇里开了家花甲店起，附近六十多岁的老人就经常神秘失踪", "l_num": 374, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "56、由于网速过慢，脱好裤子的老王也只能缓冲", "l_num": 375, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "55、这家店很诡异，在外面看，它挂着“营业中”，进店里就变成了“已打烊”。", "l_num": 376, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "54、虎毒不食子，专家建议野外遇到老虎可跪下认爹", "l_num": 377, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:19"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "58、我丨草丨你奶奶给你生个爸爸让你们一家团聚。", "l_num": 378, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "81.我觉得我就是酚，除了苯，就是醇。", "l_num": 919, "ctime": "2021-05-19 17:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "80.田忌赛马，吉普赛人。木已成舟，蚂蚁森林。臣本布衣，草本植物。十年树木，一周树人。", "l_num": 920, "ctime": "2021-05-19 18:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "79.为什么说老师是园丁，因为园丁的工作就是把植物摆弄成自己想要的造型。", "l_num": 921, "ctime": "2021-05-19 20:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "78.一日为师终身为父，小明跪在病逝的小学老师灵前，和老师的几个子女争起了遗产", "l_num": 922, "ctime": "2021-05-19 20:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "77.昨天出门的时候脚不小心踩到地球了，一直黏在我脚上怎么甩也甩不掉，好恶心", "l_num": 923, "ctime": "2021-05-19 20:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "75.我们的身体里藏着一具骷髅。", "l_num": 925, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "74.红萝卜说白了就是白萝卜", "l_num": 926, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "73.语文老师告诉我作文结尾最好要有升华，于是我在结尾写下了樟脑丸在柜子里变小的例子。", "l_num": 927, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "72.视力检查加入高考，学校家长纷纷让学生背诵视力表", "l_num": 928, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "71.“我找到一样东西。”“什么东西？”“和你聊天的借口。”", "l_num": 929, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "70.老师问同学文章的点睛之笔在哪行，同学们直呼内行", "l_num": 930, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "69.熬夜的人是不是单纯的想拒绝第二天的到来呢?", "l_num": 931, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "68.“我是高中生”“我是高中生”“你不是高考完了吗？”“我复读了”", "l_num": 932, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "67.研究人员表明《流浪地球》有语病，应改为“流浪的球”。", "l_num": 933, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "66.为了应对网友们“网抑云音乐”的嘲讽，网易云音乐决定把音乐的乐改成快乐的乐。", "l_num": 934, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "35.博士毕业的人都很聪明，为什么国家不给每个人都授予博士学位，让每个人都变聪明？", "l_num": 886, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "34.对着镜子中的自己开了一枪，但镜子中又多出了无数个我。", "l_num": 887, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "33.皱纹是时间吹过身体时泛起的涟漪。", "l_num": 888, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "32.为什么大兴机场相当于五个标准足球场大小，却一场球赛也没办过？", "l_num": 889, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "31.狼被怀疑是哈士奇，立刻声明狼籍。", "l_num": 890, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "30.\"年级：2017学院：翻译系：广东人\"", "l_num": 891, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "29.我宣布银牌和铜牌没有任何含金量。因为它们分别是银的和铜的。", "l_num": 892, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "28.“谈判专家不戴护具太危险了”“没事，他普通话二级甲。”", "l_num": 893, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "27.卷子上我考了0分，被人提醒成绩单拿反了，原来我考了0分！", "l_num": 894, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "26.我的母校，清华大学。这是两所学校", "l_num": 895, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "25.你们都说我是弱智,其实只有我遵守了当年一起不长大的约定", "l_num": 896, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "24.鱼藏在水里，躲猫猫。", "l_num": 897, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "23.地下赌马是不是也叫私密马赛？", "l_num": 898, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "22.知识都让好学生学完了，害得我学不到", "l_num": 899, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "21.能让人快乐的东西，例如：烟，酒，都会损害寿命，那么是不是让人不快乐的东西就是生命本身呢?", "l_num": 900, "ctime": "2022-01-29 12:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "53、孔乙己打开一瓶一氧化二氮，店内外顿时充满了快活的空气", "l_num": 379, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "52、姚明宣布进入文坛，一位文学巨人从此诞生", "l_num": 380, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "51、小伙为了自杀，竟然付出了生命的代价", "l_num": 381, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "50、会不会我才是精神病而王医生才是正常人呢？", "l_num": 382, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "49、你一旦多活了一天，你就少活了一天。", "l_num": 383, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "47、法官出示了圣经中“上帝无处不在”的章节，推翻了上帝的不在场证明，目前上帝已被判处死刑", "l_num": 386, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "46、银行回收破损人民币 被举报恰烂钱", "l_num": 387, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "45、病毒入侵人体，杀死并劫持正常细胞，大量细胞沦为细胞质", "l_num": 388, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "44、王医生通过约分成功将病人的血压从180/120降到了120/80", "l_num": 389, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "43、男子意外失去左臂后身残志坚靠右手判断洛伦兹力", "l_num": 390, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "42、熊孩子参观博物馆，脑袋卡在编钟里，消防队历尽千辛万苦敲碎后保住了编钟。", "l_num": 391, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "41、余忆童趣时，能欺杜甫老无力。", "l_num": 392, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "40、小王在雪地里用钻戒向女友求婚，真是雪中送碳", "l_num": 393, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "39、这是图啥呢？斯大林指着检阅场上空的飞机问道", "l_num": 395, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "38、爱国的小明为缩短日本人均寿命加入日本国籍后自杀", "l_num": 396, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "65.你青春期三分之二的烦恼都来自父母，他们却试图帮你疏解烦恼。", "l_num": 935, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "64.找到我们广告跳过按钮的用户将奖励安装包一个", "l_num": 936, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "63.敬老院的新人都是老人，世界上的大人都是小人", "l_num": 937, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:17"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "62.我把我的手表调快了一分钟，就这样遇到了本该错过的你。", "l_num": 938, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "61.观刈麦也叫杀死那个拾稼庄人。", "l_num": 939, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "60.爱是两个人眼睛间不断来回反射的光", "l_num": 940, "ctime": "2021-05-19 21:18"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "59.“老鼠呢！？”“这狗老鼠猫起来了”", "l_num": 942, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "58.“这丨t丨m丨是什么破歌啊！”“茅屋为秋风所破歌”", "l_num": 951, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "57.躺在床上第十八天的我突然泛起一阵恶心，原来是活腻了。", "l_num": 952, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "56.年轻人注意了！身上出现这4种尸斑，是你的身体在对你发出警报！", "l_num": 953, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "55.赵子龙七进七出长坂坡一共隔离了196天", "l_num": 954, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "54.停电了，我靠着不断发现身上的闪光点写完了作业。", "l_num": 955, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "53.老王一怒之下气死了 死神又让他活了过来 因为离魂需要冷静期", "l_num": 956, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "52.小红：请用“各奔东西”造句。小明：你个笨东西。", "l_num": 957, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "51.1010年前竟然是1010年", "l_num": 958, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "20.要断章取义——节选自《不要断章取义》", "l_num": 910, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "19.海伦凯勒的作品《仅三天可见》", "l_num": 911, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "18.\"“死罪可免，活罪难逃！”我被判决出生。\"", "l_num": 912, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "17.知名piano艺术家忘n负义", "l_num": 913, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "16.一个合格的葬礼除了要埋葬已故的人的肉体，还要埋葬活着的人悲伤的情绪。", "l_num": 914, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "15.“音乐不需要有太多人欣赏，我喜欢独品”。宋冬野如是说道。", "l_num": 915, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "14.考古学家至今没有在古墓中发现塑料制品，说明古代已经发明了可降解塑料", "l_num": 916, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "13.“夸张了啊。”说罢，刘备开始细数三弟的优点。", "l_num": 917, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "12.司仪：你俩要是不结婚真的很难收场", "l_num": 918, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "11.喜欢偷偷按邻居门铃的小明见四下无人，按了第五下。", "l_num": 919, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "10.：你现在大概存了多少钱？：50w：卧槽？！真的吗？：真的呀w", "l_num": 920, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "9.突然猝死，可能是身体在向你求救！", "l_num": 921, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "8.货车司机老刘连续开车开了三个月没有休息，老板安慰他说：“你别想不开”", "l_num": 922, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "7.\"老师：小明背一下26个字母小明：AB老师：怎么不继续说小明：在等CD\"", "l_num": 923, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "6.“回头我给你涨工资”，说完老板头也不回地走了", "l_num": 924, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "37、不出意外的话，保险就白买了", "l_num": 397, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "36、小王在老板面前夸下海口后，顺便还夸了下三亚。", "l_num": 398, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "35、吴京刷了几天五福却只能刷出爱国福", "l_num": 399, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "34、食人族酋长因食用未煮透的人而怀疑人生", "l_num": 400, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "33、睡觉是谁发明的？也太舒服了吧", "l_num": 401, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "32、“谢邀。”明月对李白说。", "l_num": 402, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "31、被斩首的小明及时说出接头暗号顺利复活。", "l_num": 403, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "29、食人族带文学家称最优美的词句是“恰同学少年”", "l_num": 405, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "28、皮诺曹不停的说着“我才不要朋友”用长出来的鼻子做了许多小木偶人", "l_num": 406, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "27、反歧视?你这是歧视我们这种搞歧视的人", "l_num": 407, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "26、我发现人在马桶上可以拉屎，把脑袋砍掉了不会，所以经过我的推断，人的脑袋里面有屎", "l_num": 408, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:23"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "25、通过作弊，小李思想品德获得了满分", "l_num": 409, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "24、“等于400！”震惊！小明仅用时2秒就打破男子4乘100记录", "l_num": 410, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "23、“不要再打了，我全招!”老板奄奄一息地望着应聘者们", "l_num": 411, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "22、战争不停的原因是和平鸽了", "l_num": 412, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "50.生鱼片是死鱼片。", "l_num": 959, "ctime": "2021-05-19 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "49.“这是心脏，这是肺，这是肝，这是楚雨荨”", "l_num": 960, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "48.男同敢出柜但是直男却不敢，说明男同更爷们儿一些。", "l_num": 961, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "47.霍金失去物理学奖评选资格，理由是体测不达标。", "l_num": 962, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "46.我国有几十所985院校，美国连一所都没有，由此可见，我国的教育水平已经远远超过了美国", "l_num": 963, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "45.“我造啊，浆纸对不对”蔡伦说道。", "l_num": 964, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "44.考生失联三天，最终在题目中的陷阱里被发现", "l_num": 965, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "43.欲把西湖比西子，约分得到湖比子", "l_num": 966, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "41.“别羡慕别人的人生，是你自己要吃十分熟的！”食人族妈妈教育小朋友道。", "l_num": 968, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "40.白骨精一边剔牙一边向孙悟空辩解道:“不会吧不会吧这也要怪我？圈起来的不都是要烤的吗？”", "l_num": 969, "ctime": "2021-05-20 03:50"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "39.我要是有钱了，就把“要是”两个字去掉。", "l_num": 978, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "38.我们都以为是雨滴落向地面，其实是我们坠入天空。", "l_num": 979, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "37.“非线性叙事结构是什么？”老师叫醒了小王，问了他一个问题：", "l_num": 980, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "36.小明不小心摔散了拼了很久的乐高：“我哭了，我装的”", "l_num": 981, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "35.王警官蹲在地上仔细查看血迹，沉默良久之后，突然说道：“腿麻了。”", "l_num": 982, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "5.我故意在凶器上留下了指纹，警察绝对想不到我是带着手套作案的。", "l_num": 925, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "4.刚刚差点被车撞到还好捡回一条命，我现在有两条命了。", "l_num": 926, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "3.我发现奥斯卡颁奖典礼是假的，我发现台下坐的大多数都是他们请来的演员。", "l_num": 927, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "2.小兰和新一结婚后，侦探事务所毛利率大幅下降", "l_num": 928, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "1.“兄弟们，签到了！”朝阳公安分局的夜班民警说。", "l_num": 929, "ctime": "2022-01-29 13:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "295.两黑帮火拼，潜伏其中的双面卧底开始打自己", "l_num": 1159, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "21、“美国是内阁制的国家吗？” “不是，现在是白人治的”", "l_num": 413, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "20、大法官通过排除法，从而顺利当上大官。", "l_num": 414, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "19、失败是成功之母，一上来就成功的都是孤儿！", "l_num": 415, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "18、特洛伊人：希腊人来送🐴了", "l_num": 416, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "17、小明把卫生纸玩弄于股掌之间", "l_num": 417, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:24"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "16、太阳在晒你的同时，你也在晒太阳", "l_num": 418, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "15、为了让自己文雅一些，拉面改名叫方便面", "l_num": 419, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "14、算命的说我22岁之后要多少钱就有多少钱，现在我身上有15元8角，因为今天我只要到这么多。", "l_num": 420, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "13、早生贵子听起来像一个女日本人的名字", "l_num": 421, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "12、格陵兰岛被美国收购，瘟疫公司难度下降2级。", "l_num": 422, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "11、出门打架如果派出所有人，那就不需要派出所有人", "l_num": 423, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "9、没有一片雪花是无辜的，王老汉指着没信号的电视说到", "l_num": 425, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "8、死有什么好怕的，死之前还没有死，死之后就没法怕", "l_num": 426, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "7、去掉一个最高温，去掉一个最低温，今天的天气预报播送完了", "l_num": 427, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "6、“小屁孩，这是什么法术法力这么高？”“呵呵，这是未成年人保护法。”", "l_num": 428, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "34.《月经》一月 二月 三月 四月 五月 六月七月 八月 九月 十月 十一月 十二月", "l_num": 983, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "31.我租下了世界直到我将死去的那天", "l_num": 986, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "30.有个东西四个字，有时候有三个字，但是从来没有五个字。", "l_num": 987, "ctime": "2021-05-20 19:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "29.重义轻利的反义词是不是小意大利?", "l_num": 1001, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "28.我用过期的车票坐上了昨天的火车", "l_num": 1002, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "26.什么地方阴气最重？ 钢琴和邮箱 因为钢琴住了几个妖 邮箱住了几个魔", "l_num": 1004, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "25.无底洞，说到底就是有底洞，说穿了它又是无底洞", "l_num": 1005, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "23.我们可以把氧化还原反应叫做电子竞技", "l_num": 1007, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "22.宿舍停水了，舍友用我的论文洗完了澡。", "l_num": 1008, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "21.唯物论，永远滴神！", "l_num": 1009, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "20.“什么是蝴蝶效应？”“就是指一只南美洲的蝴蝶扇动翅膀，最终导致你在这两句毫无意义的对话上浪费了10秒钟时间。”", "l_num": 1010, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "27.🐱A：你主人给你做绝育了没🐱B：妈的，绝了", "l_num": 1011, "ctime": "2021-05-21 16:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "19.考生进场前发现忘带准考证民警五分钟内为其联系好工地", "l_num": 1016, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "18.答题卡这个名字太不吉利了，建议改成答题顺", "l_num": 1017, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "293.为啥有人说话要带括号，是在调用函数吗", "l_num": 1161, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "292.小王和Miku订婚，朋友圈文案:未来可妻。", "l_num": 1162, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "291.我最讨厌那些说我嘴硬的人了，你都没和我接过吻，凭什么说我嘴硬", "l_num": 1163, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "290.秦始皇焚书坑儒，所以他也是反孔精英", "l_num": 1164, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "289.主唱和吉他手讲贝斯手笑话竟忘了贝斯手也在台上。", "l_num": 1165, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "288.你可以在steam上找到GTA，所以水是蛋白质。", "l_num": 1166, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "287.收银员都是一吗？为什么整天找零？", "l_num": 1167, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "286.体重秤是免费的查重机器。", "l_num": 1168, "ctime": "2022-02-11 23:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "285.原来不是起雾了，是天上的云掉下来了", "l_num": 1186, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "284.会不会我并没有得心脏病，只是心脏要抛弃我这个宿主?", "l_num": 1187, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "283.从今天起，，做一个双标的人！！", "l_num": 1188, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "282.苏伊士运河急征日本公民打电话：摩西摩西！", "l_num": 1189, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "281.众所周知，益州的特产是铅，正所谓天下三分，益州Pb", "l_num": 1190, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "280.我葬礼那天要是你不来我就不去了。", "l_num": 1191, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "279.曹丞相府上闹鬼的消息传开了，瞒不住了", "l_num": 1192, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:42"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "5、公鸡是鸭子吗", "l_num": 429, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:25"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "4、王老汉愤怒地打开水龙头，因为开水龙头烫着他了。", "l_num": 430, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "3、在发现我没有道德后 对方放弃了道德绑架", "l_num": 431, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:26"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "2、烽火连三月，褒姒笑成了一个憨丨批", "l_num": 434, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "1、“丢死人了！”王老汉一边喊着一边把尸体扔下了楼。", "l_num": 435, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "30、智商税的设计太不合理，智商越高反而交得越少，从根本意义上就是对弱丨智的剥削（被和谐后补发）", "l_num": 436, "ctime": "2019-12-25 00:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "108、为什么人从高处掉下来都会大叫？因为这是坠丨吼的 （被和谐后补发）", "l_num": 451, "ctime": "2020-01-04 19:31"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "48、咱们玩个马吃草的扮演游戏吧，我一丨草丨一你一丨马。（被和谐掉补发）", "l_num": 452, "ctime": "2020-01-04 19:32"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "16.玩家：“为什么我打游戏没有伤害？”制作商：“没有买卖就没有伤害。”", "l_num": 1019, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "15.两盏声控灯我一语双关。", "l_num": 1020, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "14.“说叠字的男生也太可爱了吧。”“我是你叠。”", "l_num": 1021, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "13.捡到一束光，日落时还给太阳。", "l_num": 1022, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:36"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "12.吸血鬼当众痛斥太阳，媒体报道称观测到太阳黑子。", "l_num": 1023, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "11.月亮——摘自《夜空》", "l_num": 1024, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "10.“我还是决定跟你分手。我们就此道个别吧。”“别吧。”", "l_num": 1025, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "9.历史都是由胜利者书写的，所以二战获胜方是人民教育出版社", "l_num": 1026, "ctime": "2021-05-21 23:37"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "8.>海棠，>吃<，<吃？", "l_num": 1035, "ctime": "2021-05-22 14:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "7.“他的伤势怎么样了？！”“你先不要着急，验尸结果还没出来呢。”", "l_num": 1036, "ctime": "2021-05-22 14:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "278.某乎：如何评价华莱士？ 回答：泻药", "l_num": 1193, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "277.只要加上人下人，内卷就变成了美味的肉卷", "l_num": 1194, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "276.“康师傅。”师傅示意徒弟看他操作", "l_num": 1195, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "275.教皇表示十分羡慕日本这片土地，有人愿意主动把小男孩扔过来", "l_num": 1196, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "274.意大利人为什么要用一种面食为自己的国家命名呢", "l_num": 1197, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "273.写论文的大学生和现充是同一类人，他们都会大骂：死翟真恶心！", "l_num": 1198, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "272.迎面走来嘴上喊着八嘎的方阵是我校日语专业同学", "l_num": 1199, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "271.为什么狗仗人事而不仗财务呢？", "l_num": 1200, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "270.每一百个人就有一个人是弱智，由此可见弱智吧99%的人在装病。", "l_num": 1201, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "269.“整点报时！”东北朋友买了几座钟表。", "l_num": 1202, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "268.如果太阳会说话，那他说的是不是日语？", "l_num": 1203, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "267.位于寒冷的北方，苏联不由得打了个冷战", "l_num": 1204, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "266.圣诞节我穿袜子，我是我自己的礼物", "l_num": 1205, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "265.刚下机测核酸，全飞机只有我是阴性，感觉自己还挺幸运的", "l_num": 1206, "ctime": "2022-02-13 15:49"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "264.纯路人，我来说两句：下场无路人", "l_num": 1214, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "6.有谣言说我喜欢你，我在这里澄清一下，我是石灰水。", "l_num": 1037, "ctime": "2021-05-22 14:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "3.“不会吧！不会吧？不会吧？”葛军编写数学高考卷子时兴奋地大喊道。", "l_num": 1040, "ctime": "2021-05-22 14:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "2.雨天，我走进水坑里，不小心踩碎了天空。", "l_num": 1041, "ctime": "2021-05-22 14:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "1.四川人至死不渝，重庆人乐不思蜀。", "l_num": 1042, "ctime": "2021-05-22 14:55"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "263.既然放羊可以用牧羊犬，那么放牛为什么不用牵牛花？", "l_num": 1215, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:51"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "262.我有个双胞胎哥哥，由于父母只给我俩买一个东西，所以我俩经常抢东西 后来我俩被抓走了。", "l_num": 1216, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "261.“困因困因困因困因困因！”dio口中大喊。", "l_num": 1217, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "260.图书馆就像灵堂，是寄托人们灵魂的地方。", "l_num": 1218, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "259.只要大家好好学习,每个人成绩都会在平均分以上", "l_num": 1219, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "258.火机里装的是什么气体，为什么闻起来有一股烧焦的鼻毛味", "l_num": 1220, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "257.绑匪要价八千万，王警官走投无路之下找来中国大妈，与歹徒对峙数个小时歹徒终于答应了50块钱放人", "l_num": 1221, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "256.变色龙一到繁殖季节就变色龙", "l_num": 1222, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "255.“整到的光！”匡衡凿壁偷光后欣喜说道。", "l_num": 1223, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "254.霍比特人挥霍比特币", "l_num": 1224, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "253.耶稣因急性肠胃炎在最后的晚餐中被油大害死", "l_num": 1225, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "252.这天底下还没有我办得成的事。", "l_num": 1226, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "251.每一个不曾起舞的日子都是24小时", "l_num": 1227, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:52"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "250.考研，又叫开卷考试。", "l_num": 1228, "ctime": "2022-02-14 16:53"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "249.第一个得艾滋病的人干了什么？老二刺猿了。", "l_num": 1230, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "248.《资本论》我只看过第一章，因为剩下的要付费了", "l_num": 1231, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "246.充电器冒充电器", "l_num": 1233, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "244.太阳怎么老是围着地球转啊，就因为我在地球上吗？", "l_num": 1235, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "243.什么时候能实行四天工作制啊，现在两天周末拿来加班根本不够用。", "l_num": 1236, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "242.送分题算不算学术腐败", "l_num": 1237, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "241.所有的桥都是温暖的，因为它们让河流不再难过。", "l_num": 1238, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "240.人生就像一场游戏，死亡是防沉迷", "l_num": 1239, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "239.华莱士，又叫泄堡王", "l_num": 1240, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "238.由于长沙新限塑令发布，全市市民竟难以开口说话", "l_num": 1241, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:46"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "237.“哥特萝莉”小明第一次女装后如是说道。", "l_num": 1243, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "236.“你也有今天。” 我对日历说。", "l_num": 1244, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:47"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "235.既然经常盯着电脑屏幕对眼睛不好，那为什么不用纸质电脑？", "l_num": 1245, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "234.“大家把垃圾带走。”教授语毕，一位大学生昂首挺胸走出了教室。", "l_num": 1246, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "233.今日事今日毕，不毕就等延毕", "l_num": 1247, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "232.成功抓捕逃犯后，王警官兴奋的大喊：“现在换你来当警察了！”", "l_num": 1248, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "231.小明的论文有夸大数据的嫌疑，“大数据好，大数据妙”这种话也赫然其中。", "l_num": 1249, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "230.河水是从山上流下的，我猜是山云畔藏着一片海。", "l_num": 1250, "ctime": "2022-02-14 23:48"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "229.快手上市了，投资者们激动地喊道：“快手冲啊！”", "l_num": 1253, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "228.梦见男朋友是个风流浪子，还好梦是反的，原来他是流浪疯子", "l_num": 1254, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "227.为了不留下遗憾 我带着遗憾离开了那个地方", "l_num": 1255, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "226.每次杀完人回到寝室看着没写完的作业心里总有一种强烈的负罪感", "l_num": 1256, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "225.他人即地狱，所以自己待着就是天堂", "l_num": 1257, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "224.资本家深入群众被当异物取出", "l_num": 1258, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "223.我是一名程序员/我爱的女生很可爱/她就是我的全世界/我向她走过去/对她说/Hello, world", "l_num": 1259, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "222.小王同学在考研吧已经当上了吧主，可他还没有考上研究生", "l_num": 1260, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "221.Jealousy，猜忌，这个单词如何形象的记忆呢？你就想，j出门遛弯，遇到了e，又遇到了a，还遇到了l，他们四个一起走，又遇到了o，还遇到了u，之后又遇到了s，最后遇到了y。这样记忆简单些了吗", "l_num": 1261, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:06"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "220.你可能不知道，为了活下去，我每天都在努力吃饭", "l_num": 1262, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:06"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "219.我把垃圾扔垃圾桶里，垃圾把我扔在外面", "l_num": 1263, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "218.医生说我还有三天可以活，我越想越气，决定不遵医嘱多活几年", "l_num": 1264, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "217.庄子：昨晚梦见我俩了，你和现实里差不多。惠子：那你呢？庄子：我是你蝶。", "l_num": 1265, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "216.我向镜中的我走去 镜中的我向我走来——即使是双向的奔赴也毫无意义", "l_num": 1266, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:27"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "215.买森林木家具，是人从众心理", "l_num": 1267, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "214.“开了个好头”僵尸兴奋地说道", "l_num": 1268, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "213.你又没有吃过云，怎么知道那不是棉花糖？", "l_num": 1269, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "212.沿海的人吃海鲜是吃个新鲜 内陆的人吃海鲜是吃个新鲜", "l_num": 1270, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "211.游客走在断头路上，问导游，“我想去这条路能不能导下?”导游说：“不连续必不可导。”", "l_num": 1271, "ctime": "2022-02-15 13:28"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "210.想把今夜的月色穿在身上，于是我赤裸着走上了街头", "l_num": 1273, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "209.我经常失眠，因为在梦境里我无法逃避", "l_num": 1274, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "208.食人族点外卖，半天外卖还没送到，酋长问点了什么 “戈多。”", "l_num": 1275, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:04"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "207.王老汉忘了给手续费导致无手可用", "l_num": 1276, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "206.人们寻找安静的图书馆，为了集中注意力，却戴上了嘈杂的耳机。", "l_num": 1277, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "205.小明冬天舔铁门舌头被粘住，小红读了一条热门新闻将其解救", "l_num": 1278, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "204.妈妈做的面我可以直接吃，方便面却还需要自己泡，真不知道到底方便在哪儿", "l_num": 1279, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "203.但凡吃了一颗花生米，肚子里就多了一颗花生米。", "l_num": 1280, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "202.灯塔是陆地的诱饵", "l_num": 1281, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "201.发呆是在阅读空气", "l_num": 1282, "ctime": "2022-02-15 15:05"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "200.一是1划 二是2划 三是3划，所以有没可能五才是4 而四才是5呢", "l_num": 1372, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:11"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "199.李白点奶茶，绣口一吐就是个半糖。", "l_num": 1373, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "198.小知识:人在死亡后可以不吃不喝很多年。", "l_num": 1374, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "197.老妈经常对我说：漂亮的女孩子说话不可以信 所以老妈说的话不可信 漂亮的女孩子说话可以信", "l_num": 1375, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "196.“我承认这次是风抱住了我。”跳楼的王老汉说道。", "l_num": 1376, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "195.李华的英语试卷因出现个人信息而作废", "l_num": 1377, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "194.王老汉拉了一卡车葡萄，一个急刹车后车里竟只剩一个西瓜", "l_num": 1378, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "193.李外卖由于违反学校禁止叫外卖的规定被开除", "l_num": 1379, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "192.研究表明：睡觉可以有效治疗失眠。", "l_num": 1380, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "191.我前脚刚走，我后脚就跟上了", "l_num": 1381, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "190.低情商:恶之花绽放的土地 高情商:今夜我们都是美国人", "l_num": 1382, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "189.怎么，清华真就人均985呗？", "l_num": 1383, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:12"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "188.我在网吧能上网，为什么在弱智吧不能上弱智？", "l_num": 1384, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "187.我躺在一大片花海的中央，期待着被溺死于花儿的芬芳。", "l_num": 1385, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "186.让皮诺曹说光是粒子，它的鼻子会怎样？ 在宏观上变长，但在微观上不变？", "l_num": 1386, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "184.拉屎是什么很稀罕的事吗？为什么每个过马路的人都要看我一眼？", "l_num": 1388, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "183.做什么事都积极不起来的抑郁症小明被要求积极配合治疗。", "l_num": 1389, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "182.“人家才不是二次元呢”x²哭着说。", "l_num": 1390, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "181.赤道那么暖和，为什么不给我们北方修一条？", "l_num": 1391, "ctime": "2022-02-20 21:13"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "180.很多明星都有后援会 我不一样，我运动完后缓会", "l_num": 1399, "ctime": "2022-02-21 16:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "179.表演话剧，小明一人饰三角，小刚一人饰椭圆。", "l_num": 1456, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "178.化学老师对我说: 化学就是现实的魔法 所以交化学系女友是不是约等于和魔法少女谈恋爱？", "l_num": 1457, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "177.先别说话，再别康桥", "l_num": 1458, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "176.蚕宝宝对摊主说到：我要变态辣！", "l_num": 1459, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "175.呦呦呦，这不洛杉矶吗，几天不见，这么LA了？", "l_num": 1460, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "174.为什么炫迈不请特斯拉代言", "l_num": 1461, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "173.“快点拉出来吧！”是一个祈屎句。", "l_num": 1462, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "172.当我举起雨伞，我就不再属于这片天空", "l_num": 1463, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:20"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "171.悉心指导学生的王老师被当场取消监考资格", "l_num": 1464, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "170.高楼大厦切割了天空，抬头看去，天空从来都不是完整的。", "l_num": 1465, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "169.老马识途，大马士革，小马宝莉。", "l_num": 1466, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "168.我写的代码因为bug过多被昆虫学家们奉为百科全书", "l_num": 1467, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "167.总是忍不住咬手指甲怎么办？专家一语道破 只要把不和住两字换下位置，立刻忍住不咬手指甲！", "l_num": 1468, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "166.“大人有大量，小孩倒是不多了。”食人族厨师清点食材说。", "l_num": 1469, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "165.高中生小明总是丢三落四,导致他在数学考试中取π值为0.1。", "l_num": 1470, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "164.活到老学到老，我不学，所以我不会老。", "l_num": 1471, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "163.“请你站在我的立场上想一想，如果你杀了人，你会承认吗？”犯罪嫌疑人向王警官解释道。", "l_num": 1472, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "162.因为睡不着，所以可证明睡是不可燃物品", "l_num": 1473, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:21"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "161.恐怖分子是由2个恐怖原子组成的，还是由1个恐原子和1个怖原子构成的？", "l_num": 1474, "ctime": "2022-02-24 03:22"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "160.食人族要求煎饼摊老板：“多少沾点脑摊。”", "l_num": 1475, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "159.公司就是小孩将大人送去托管的地方", "l_num": 1476, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "158.我碰到女鬼了，就在晚风吹拂我脸庞时，她吻了我。", "l_num": 1477, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:39"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "157.十年后我怀念二十年前的时候，准会想起十年前我憧憬二十年后的那个遥远的下午。", "l_num": 1478, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "156.哪吒闹海讲了一个来龙去脉的故事", "l_num": 1479, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "155.既然“你不干也有人会干”，那么我们为什么不能把黑心企业都倒闭了，反正这些服务良心企业也能提供。", "l_num": 1480, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "154.我曾经杀死一只知更鸟，曾经杀死比尔，还曾经杀死那个石家庄人", "l_num": 1481, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "153.领养和代孕有什么本质区别？答：一个能减少孤儿，另一个会制造孤儿", "l_num": 1482, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "152.“你居然不吃这套。” 肯德基点餐员失落地说道。", "l_num": 1483, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "151.我教给每只鹦鹉一个字，然后把这群文字放归辞林", "l_num": 1484, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "150.“所以，i是会消失的对吗？” 外部环境向for循环代码块问道。", "l_num": 1485, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "149.“我晚上梦见我数学大题全错” “梦跟现实是相反的，所以你至少对一道题”", "l_num": 1486, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "148.如果我改名叫鲁滨孙 星期五会不会来得快一点。", "l_num": 1487, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "147.打字用缩写的都是sb", "l_num": 1488, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:40"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "146.雨下得很轻，因为天空也怕哭出声。", "l_num": 1489, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "145.鲤鱼打滚的时候只要够快，就能成为驴打滚。", "l_num": 1490, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "144.“这是我的new idea。”北京人更改ID时说道。", "l_num": 1491, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "142.道德绑架的人为什么要绑架道德，自己没有吗？", "l_num": 1493, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "141.文字太苍白，描述不出雪的颜色", "l_num": 1494, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:41"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "140.只要你每天挤出两天的时间学习，你的学习效率至少是他人的两倍", "l_num": 1495, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "139.范进中举后喜极而疯，这个故事流传到了日本，史称《进击的举人》", "l_num": 1496, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "138.解决内卷的方法：读书破万卷", "l_num": 1497, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "137.酒精+水可以组成恒沸物，酒精+我可以组成铁废物。", "l_num": 1498, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "136.遗书就是自己给这个世界的辞职信。", "l_num": 1499, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "135.因为我很双标，所以别人不能双标。", "l_num": 1500, "ctime": "2022-02-24 04:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "134.初音未来的演唱会没看到她，因为初音未来。", "l_num": 1501, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "133.垃圾桶原来是圣诞树 我看到它开满了花 还挂了许多的小礼物", "l_num": 1502, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "132.南村群童欺我老无力 翻译：南童竟在我身边", "l_num": 1503, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "131.许愿池前，我投出硬币祈求早日脱单。 硬币落入池中，发出“孤独一生”。", "l_num": 1504, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "130.我心底燃起了希望，就像坟场里升起了太阳", "l_num": 1505, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "129.既然监狱里全是罪犯，王警官为什么不去监狱里抓人", "l_num": 1506, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "128.高考的记得记一下自己的名字，那个必考", "l_num": 1507, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "127.杨永信，中国教育电击人。", "l_num": 1508, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "126.坏掉的东西，还能修好。可是坏掉的感情，岂可修", "l_num": 1509, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "125.宝剑锋从磨砺出，梅花香自薄壁组织中的许多油细胞", "l_num": 1510, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "124.世上本没有来去之间，阴阳人多了，也便成了来去之间", "l_num": 1511, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "123.每个人会死两次，第一次是没了呼吸，第二次是互联网搜索记录被翻了出来", "l_num": 1512, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "122.小明因为没买VIP，被广告商判了有期徒刑15秒", "l_num": 1513, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "121.粉丝行为请不要上升到扇贝", "l_num": 1514, "ctime": "2022-02-24 05:01"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "120.四维生物比划道：“大概这么久。”", "l_num": 1521, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "119.杀不死你的东西只会让你活着。", "l_num": 1522, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:54"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "119.杀不死你的东西只会让你活着。", "l_num": 1523, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "118.我发现我的爸妈简直是天生一对 他们甚至连结婚日期都是同一天", "l_num": 1524, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "117.“要一直看着我哦。” “嗯嗯。” 太阳与向日葵的告白", "l_num": 1525, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "116.我家洗砚池边树，挨着我家洗砚池", "l_num": 1526, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "115.一天一个苹果，医生远离我。一天半个苹果，医生在远离我的边缘试探", "l_num": 1527, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "114.只要我还活着，就绝对不会让人类灭绝这件事发生", "l_num": 1528, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "113.擅长苦中作乐的小明在高强度加班时活活笑死", "l_num": 1529, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "112.“你是不是走错方向了？”“没关系，我去的是罗马”", "l_num": 1530, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "111.好消息，由于大门忘记锁，本院病人于今早全部出院", "l_num": 1531, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "110.你永远不会死，死亡存在你就不存在，你存在死亡就不存在。", "l_num": 1532, "ctime": "2022-02-24 13:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "109.为了避免宇航员在空间站排便会粘在PP上，所有食物都由华莱士提供。", "l_num": 1533, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "108.孟德尔为什么要花几年去做实验研究而不是直接看生物书？", "l_num": 1534, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "107.他的人格分裂成一对兄弟：老大不小了，老二刺猿了。", "l_num": 1535, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "106.我说的就是正主，我不明白为什么非要下降到粉丝", "l_num": 1536, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "105.影子是光的尸体", "l_num": 1537, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "104.既然5月20日是情人节，那么能不能把2月50日作为弱智吧的节日?", "l_num": 1538, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "103.劝君更进一杯酒，析出阳关无故人，可见故人溶于酒精而阳关不溶", "l_num": 1539, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "102.人一旦快xia了，就只能感受光点了。", "l_num": 1540, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "101.小王种的地得到了大家的认可。的地得警察欣慰的离开了。", "l_num": 1541, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:00"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "100.毕业生因为缺乏工作经验而迟迟找不到工作。", "l_num": 1543, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "99.硕士比本科生更聪明是不是因为他们把脑子里的水都倒到论文里了？", "l_num": 1544, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "98.医生叹了口气走出手术室，对家属摇了摇头说:“我脖子好酸。”", "l_num": 1545, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "97.所谓久别胜新婚, 两个十年未见的仇人被法官判定当庭结婚", "l_num": 1546, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "96.喜羊羊已经开拍16年了, 普通的羊寿命只有15年左右, 会不会喜羊羊里面的演员早换了", "l_num": 1547, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "95.由于题材过于猎奇，我的sci论文被拒并建议我转投scp。", "l_num": 1548, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "94.致谢并不是论文的终章，而是青春的悼词。", "l_num": 1549, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:58"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "93.制订了周密的学习计划，希望周密好好学习", "l_num": 1550, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "92.鱼戏莲叶东市买骏马 鱼戏莲叶西市买鞍鞯 鱼戏莲叶南市买辔头 鱼戏莲叶北市买长鞭", "l_num": 1551, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "91.offline是“不在线”，那office可不可以理解为“不要冰”？", "l_num": 1552, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "90.时隔80年日本成功对美国发动核打击", "l_num": 1553, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "89.出来了！出来了！360搜索引擎年度关键词：百度！", "l_num": 1554, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "88.小王去了大学，小刚去了中专，小红去了百货商场。这三个地方保安待遇都挺好的。", "l_num": 1555, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "87.夫妻本是同林鸟，大难临头各自冷静一个月再飞。", "l_num": 1556, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "86.新一被打晕变小后为什么还能成为名侦探？因为这孩子打小就聪明。", "l_num": 1557, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "85.“说一句没有十年脑溢血说不出来的话。” “我有十年脑溢血。”", "l_num": 1558, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "84.现在论文越来越多，但是搬起来却不用费力气，因为它们没有任何质量", "l_num": 1559, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "83.医生试图叫醒昏倒的病人：“醒醒！现在还不能昏！离昏还需要三十天呢！”", "l_num": 1560, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "82.我删除掉整个世界，世界却只删除一个我", "l_num": 1561, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "81.“你做主吧”玛利亚对她儿子说到。", "l_num": 1562, "ctime": "2022-02-24 14:59"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "80.“我出门了。”踏进收容所的大门时，流浪汉对整个城市说道。", "l_num": 1564, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "79.我躺在床上，被子躺在我身上 原来我也是床，被子才是唯一睡觉的人", "l_num": 1565, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:43"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "78.会不会是我本来就考不上清华，而不是我不想去？", "l_num": 1566, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "77.您瞧这地铁修得，那叫一个地道", "l_num": 1567, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "75.艹粉的偶像，又被称为干饭人", "l_num": 1569, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "74.如果男同是由1和0组成的,那么可不可以用男同来编程", "l_num": 1570, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "73.为什么休息日过得快，工作日过得慢呢？因为工作日有5天，休息日只有两天", "l_num": 1571, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "72.我白天从来不说梦话 因为我想攒着晚上告诉月亮", "l_num": 1572, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "71.刘姥姥虽然是个下里巴人，但她总是引经据典，所有的话都出自四大名著，可见她深藏不露", "l_num": 1573, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "70.这个杀手不太冷，但他媽觉得他冷。", "l_num": 1574, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "69.“自我介绍一下吧。”“你好，我是弱智吧。”“这咋还不确定呢？”", "l_num": 1575, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "68.“这是内鬼”古代的鬼彬彬有礼地介绍自己的妻子。", "l_num": 1576, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:44"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "67.“怎么每次扫黄都有你？”小张忍不住抬头询问扫黄大队队长", "l_num": 1577, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "66.网上很多人的思维跟二极管一样，所以我猜测他们都是硅基生物", "l_num": 1578, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:45"}, | |
| {"author": "公孙闬", "content": "65.狗：你为什么不找个主人呢？ 狼：你不懂自由！ 狗若有所思地离开了动物园。", "l_num": 1579, "ctime": "2022-02-24 15:45"} | |
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