| [03:09] <ubottu> hggdh called the ops in #ubuntu+1 () | |
| [03:10] <Myrtti> Greetings from the eight floor of Tampere University hospital, woke up when my iv was 'refilled'. | |
| [03:11] <nalioth> Myrtti: get out of there! | |
| [03:11] <Myrtti> Id rather stay, thanks :-) | |
| [03:12] <nalioth> you'er not supposed to be sick, you know | |
| [03:13] <Myrtti> Apparently Ive been sick with this since 2005, so if this is the way to get rid of the agonizing spells of pain Ive had since then, so be it | |
| [03:14] <nalioth> yeah, well, get rid of that stuff (and go home) | |
| [03:15] <Myrtti> Will do | |
| [07:14] <rww> mneptok: Make http://people.ubuntu.com/~mneptok/mnepolo.png work again. You're violating the right of larted people to see terrible terrible things. | |
| [07:15] <rww> (Alternatively, can some op person change the lart link to a picture of Cthulhu or something?) | |
| [07:19] <jussi01> hehe | |
| [07:20] <mneptok> rww: probably removed as i no longer work for the company | |
| [07:21] <mneptok> hmmm ... but the dir is still there | |
| [07:21] <rww> mneptok: people.ubuntu.com is an Ubuntu Member thing, not a Canonical thing, iirc. Maybe someone decided you're "clearly offensive" :p | |
| [07:21] <mneptok> it should still be on Uncyclopedia | |
| [07:22] <rww> 'tis. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/55/Mnepolo.png | |
| [07:22] <mneptok> ride that sexy horse | |
| [07:24] * jussi01 shudders | |
| [07:25] <Madpilot> rww, Cthulhu, related to Ubuntu even, but nowhere near as horrifying as that other pic: http://www.warbard.ca/temp/CthulhubuntuLogo.png | |
| [07:27] <rww> Madpilot: indeed. I petition for the restoration of mneptokness to lart. Also, while I'm here, someone fix the one where ubottu refers to herself as a guy. And approve my snarky factoid requests. | |
| [07:27] <rww> and buy me a pony :( | |
| [07:27] <Madpilot> !pony | |
| [07:27] <ubottu> Sorry, I don't know anything about pony | |
| [07:27] <Madpilot> meh. the bot used to know that one | |
| [07:28] <rww> !pony-#ubuntu-offtopic | |
| [07:28] <ubottu> No, you can't have a pony. Much less so when you're magnetron | |
| [07:28] <jussi01> rww: which one is that? | |
| [07:28] <Madpilot> ah, right, per-channel filtering. forgot that. the bot's much more fun in -ot | |
| [07:29] <rww> jussi01: which one what? Male ubottu lart? | |
| [07:29] <jussi01> yeah | |
| [07:29] <rww> * ubottu pulls out his louisville slugger and uses DrDerek's head to break the homerun record | |
| [07:32] <jussi01> hrm, ok, lemme see if I cant get those fixed... although might have to wait for a few days... | |
| [07:33] <rww> Alright. I will now return to the -offtopic lair from whence I came. Good day, folks. | |
| [07:33] * rww tips his hat to jussi01, Madpilot, and mneptok | |
| [08:09] <ToXBoT_> Flannel, you redirected my nick to fix_your_connection | |
| [08:10] <ToXBoT_> I've fixed my connection. | |
| [08:10] <ToXBoT_> So, can you please remove the redirection | |
| [08:11] <jussi01> ToXBoT_: where is the redirection from? | |
| === ToXBoT_ is now known as ToXBoT | |
| [08:11] <ToXBoT> #ubuntu | |
| [08:13] <ToXBoT> jussi01, can you please remove the redirection? | |
| [08:13] <jussi01> ToXBoT: patience ;) | |
| [08:13] <ToXBoT> jussi01, I've been waiting since last 15days though.. :D | |
| [08:14] <ToXBoT> jussi01, and I don't use any other nick to get in any ban channel(s) | |
| [08:15] <jussi01> ToXBoT: Im working on it, patience. | |
| [08:16] <jussi01> ToXBoT: you are good to go. | |
| [09:47] <ikonia> how can he have been waiting 15 days when this is the first time he's asked | |
| [10:04] <Daviey> 10:03:37 <Daviey> Hey, we tend to keep #ubuntu family friendly.. so no swearing, please :) | |
| [10:04] <Daviey> 10:04:02 <Immo_Phagg> where are the ladies bro | |
| [10:04] <Daviey> Flannel: ^^ | |
| [10:05] <Flannel> I figured. He was warned about an hour ago | |
| [10:07] <jussi01> we banned him from -ot yesterday, he knows the drill. | |
| [10:12] <topyli> iirc i removed him, no ban | |
| [10:15] <Daviey> It's actually kind of ironic, as i imagine his nick is also offensive as i imagine it means "I'm a Fag", which is an offensive/colloquial term for homosexual. | |
| [10:16] <Daviey> I can't believe that nick is based on a real name. | |
| [10:21] <nalioth> it's a troll | |
| [10:57] <Myrtti> Painkillers <3 | |
| [11:29] <Bacta> Hi I would like to request an unbanning from #ubuntu-offtopic | |
| [11:31] <ikonia> Bacta: Hi, I'm sorry - that's not going to happen at this time | |
| [11:31] <Bacta> May I ask why that is? | |
| [11:32] <ikonia> because you are a repeat offender who still causes problems in other channels | |
| [11:32] <ikonia> if this stance changes you will be notified | |
| [11:32] <Bacta> Have I caused a problem in the last week? | |
| [11:32] <ikonia> I'm not disscussing/debating it | |
| [11:32] <Bacta> Does this mean I have to uninstall Ubuntu and go back to Windows? | |
| [11:32] <ikonia> if you chose to | |
| [11:33] <ikonia> that is of no concern on your ban | |
| [11:33] <Bacta> So I'm not banned from using Ubuntu? | |
| [11:33] <ikonia> #ubuntu the channel, I don't know without looking, ubuntu the linux distribution, please don't be silly -you know we have no control or interest in that | |
| [11:33] <nalioth> Bacta: is there anything else we can help you with? | |
| [11:34] <Bacta> Not really.. | |
| [11:34] <Bacta> Will I be kicked or can I leave on my own accord? | |
| [11:34] <nalioth> then please respect our /topic | |
| [11:34] <elky> Bacta, you wont be kicked if you leave of your own accord. | |
| [11:34] <Bacta> xe cam on :) | |
| [11:35] <elky> bye Bacta. | |
| [11:35] <elky> ikonia, we got your mail, btw. | |
| [11:36] <elky> oops, wrong channel. | |
| [11:36] <ikonia> I'm putting more information together on that, but I've got limited logs due to the time period it was spread over | |
| [11:36] <elky> well, dialog, window, whatever | |
| [11:36] <ikonia> I know I know | |
| [11:51] <ubottu> In ubottu, Some_Person said: netspeak is "Please refrain from using excessive netspeak." | |
| [11:59] <bernardlychan> hey guys how do i register my username with password? | |
| [12:00] <elky> bernardlychan, that's something you should ask #freenode, as we're not a support team for their software, however, if you "/msg ubottu register" she'll give a hint. | |
| [12:01] <topyli> bernardlychan: this isn't really an appropriate channel to ask for support, but you'll get help from nickserv with /msg nickserv help | |
| [12:01] <topyli> doh | |
| [12:28] <seeker^> Heya | |
| [14:08] <Pici> stupid bot | |
| [14:08] <bazhang> argh some tw kid trolling | |
| [14:08] <Pici> It looks like a bot to me | |
| [14:08] <bazhang> dont know why my ban got two addresses though | |
| === genii_ is now known as genii | |
| [14:35] <bazhang> that was the kid running the bot I would guess theshahfactor/ancientsocrates | |
| [14:35] <ikonia> oh | |
| [14:53] <bazhang> is steil trolling? | |
| [16:36] <Pici> !away > ayahuasktrip | |
| [17:13] <jussi01> yay for server back again :D | |
| [17:54] <jussi01> nice and quiet in here :D | |
| [17:59] <ikonia> how it should be | |
| [18:02] * genii enjoys the sounds of silence | |
| [18:04] <jussi01> fool said I you do not know, silence like the cancer grows... | |
| [18:18] <bazhang> madgirl seems to be a bot | |
| [18:55] <maco> *snort* | |
| [18:55] <maco> in a PM: | |
| [18:55] <maco> <marionbarry> HELLO AGAIN BUDDY...MAY I ASK YOU A FEW MORE PERSONAL QUESTIONS? | |
| [18:55] <maco> jeez he even sounds like marion barry! | |
| [19:03] <mneptok> maco: take off your bra and hand me the crack pipe. | |
| [19:03] <maco> ok yeah that sounds more like him... | |
| [19:03] <mneptok> oh ... wait. | |
| [19:04] <maco> did you hear he got in trouble a month or two ago for stalking some lady? | |
| [19:04] <mneptok> this is #ubuntu-ops. not #skanky_alexandria_motel | |
| [19:04] <mneptok> maco: yeah. it's mind-boggling. | |
| [19:04] <mneptok> he'll be re-elected. he's pure Teflon. (and DC voters seem to like rap sheets) | |
| [19:05] <maco> apparently he did a lot for old folks way back in the day before he was shown for being a womanizing arse so the old folks still vote for him | |
| [19:06] <maco> and given dc's crime rate.... i guess there are a lot of people that feel like having a rap sheet makes you more human | |
| [19:06] <mneptok> when i was in DC in 1992-1995, he was in jail for the motel/prostitute/crack debacle. makes me wonder how old these people are. | |
| [19:06] <maco> its like when palin calls democrats "elitists" .. anyone without at least 3 arrests is an elitist :P | |
| [19:07] <mneptok> i tried getting arrested for speeding, but i tried in Sweden. apparently the Swedes handle speeders somewhat diffeerently. | |
| [19:07] <mneptok> http://imgur.com/FSbUF.jpg | |
| [19:09] <Nafallo> hahahahahaha | |
| [19:11] <jussi01> Nafallo: do you have sweden on hilight or something? | |
| [19:12] <Nafallo> rotfl | |
| [19:37] <ubottu> In #ubuntu-server, Aison said: ubottu, but ebox is fine? I don't know it | |
| [19:38] <jpds> ... | |
| [20:09] <ubottu> In ubottu, mneptok said: ubottu, jpds is confused. please give him a pony. | |
| [20:12] <jpds> Nafallo: mneptok wants to steal pony! | |
| [20:12] * Nafallo spanks mneptok. leave her alone! | |
| [20:13] * Nafallo gives jpds a snack | |
| [20:15] * Myrtti feasts with a straw drink | |
| [20:15] <Myrtti> Nom | |
| [20:16] <Seeker`> om nom nom | |
| [20:16] <Myrtti> Pineapple | |
| [20:20] <Nafallo> hmm | |
| [20:23] <Myrtti> Hmm? | |
| [20:25] <Nafallo> hmmmmm | |
| [20:40] <mneptok> ananas | |
| [20:52] <genii> I'm thirsty now for pineapple juice :( | |
| [20:57] <Flannel> genii: So, find yourself some pineapples! | |
| [20:59] <genii> Maybe I'll nip off from work a couple minutes to go find one | |
| [21:06] <Flannel> I think it might be more prudent to take a four day vacation to travel to a pineapple plantation and purchase an entire truckload. | |
| [21:17] * genii sips his little square box of reconstituted pineapple juice and considers a vacation | |
| [22:08] <maco> genii: did your mommy get you one of those plastic boxes for your juice box so you dont squeeze it and squirt all over yourself? | |
| [22:11] <Seeker`> maco: you a #u op now? | |
| [22:11] <maco> #ubuntuforums, #ubuntu-women, #kubuntu | |
| [22:12] <Seeker`> ah, ok | |
| [22:16] <Flannel> maco: They have plastic boxes for juice boxes now? | |
| [22:22] <maco> they had plastic cases for around juice box when i was a kid 20 years ago | |
| [22:49] <Seeker`> by "plastic" do youm ean foil backed cardboard? | |
| [22:50] <genii> maco: Hehe... I didn't know they made such things, but I could see them being useful. | |
| [22:54] <Flannel> Seeker`: I think she means hard plastic boxes for them to sit in, so you don't accidentally fire juice out of the straw | |
| [23:00] <Seeker`> never seen those | |
| [23:00] <Seeker`> maybe i ould drink without emptying the contents everywhere | |
| [23:09] * genii checks to make sure he really exists | |
| [23:10] <genii> jussi01: I think core is conking out | |
| [23:32] <ikonia> gents an eye on +1 would be wise for a while, I'm trying at the moment | |