2008/06/22/#ubuntu-ops.txt

[01:09] <ubottu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, mDemocritus said: !loco is <reply> a LoCo is a LOcal COmmunity team. Information on Ubuntu Local Community Teams is at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/LoCoTeams
[01:12] <nickrud> !loco
[01:12] <ubottu> Information on Ubuntu Local Community Teams is at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/LoCoTeams
[01:14] <bazhang> purplestar. the name seems familiar for some reason.
[01:15] <nickrud> was in that 'argument' with soundray iirc
[01:15] <bazhang> seems to be a user that was banned earlier; cant remember the name though.
[01:16] <nickrud> not by that nick
[01:17] <bazhang> aye; he/she switched a bunch of times--elk-buntu was talking about him earlier iirc
[01:17] <elky> purplestar is eternaljoy
[01:17] <bazhang> ah right
[01:17] <elky> he knows i know too
[01:17] <bazhang> his advice is reinstall for most everything
[01:18] <nickrud> helpful
[01:18] <bazhang> robg reincarnated
[01:18] <elky> act on it then, he has no cat lives left
[01:20] <elky> im assuming it's he, since they're using male names now. previously 'he' has used female names... so im really unsure
[01:20] <elky> anyway, off to find breakfast
[01:21] <nickrud>  nearly dinner here
[01:22] <elky> well it's closer to lunch than breakfast, but meh
[01:22] <elky> maccas should still be serving...
[01:22] <nickrud> pizza, salad and chicken for me. Maybe mexican seafood (walking distance)
[02:32] <ubottu> Flannel called the ops in #ubuntu-offtopic (nouvo)
[03:23] <ubottu> ace_suares called the ops in #ubuntu ()
[03:35] <ubottu> ace_suares called the ops in #ubuntu ()
[03:37] <ubottu> ace_suares called the ops in #ubuntu ()
[06:08] <elky> can someone tell me why we let #ubuntu-offtopic become #ubuntu-so-desperate-and-horny-and-emo?
[06:10] <elky> this is going to get messy, eternaljoy/purplestar has got into the convo now
[06:10]  * nickrud lurks
[06:11] <elky> haha, wobblywu is messing with him/her
[06:29] <nickrud> well we can be sure it's a him now
[06:36] <elky> i knew it was him when he checked in as ej
[06:36] <bazhang> glad I dont have chanops in there :)
[06:46] <elky> we used to use -offtopic as testing grounds for ops, then it got too foul
[06:47] <bazhang> I can guess the time frame.
[06:48] <wgrant> It really has degraded since I first appeared there a couple of years ago...
[06:48] <bazhang> haha
[06:50] <nickrud> maybe we need #ubuntu-sump
[06:50] <elky> wgrant, yes, alot. there used to be respectful conversations there. now it's just teeny emo relationship crap all the time
[06:50] <wgrant> Yep.
[06:51] <elky> this was when we were allowed to keep it sane :(
[06:51] <elky> nobody screamed at us for being too strict back then
[06:52] <elky> but these kids in there now would choke and cry if we tried to do it
[06:52] <bazhang> hehe
[06:52] <wgrant> Not if you got rid of them all :P
[06:52] <elky> wgrant, so tempting. so so so tempting
[06:54] <nickrud> elky you are getting old, you sound like my crotchety neighbor ;)
[06:55] <elky> nickrud, 8 years of real-time internet moderating does that to one
[06:55] <elky> you too will become a bitter old op one day
[06:55] <wgrant> Somebody sane really should regain control of -offtopic at some point...
[06:55] <bazhang> get off my lawn!
[06:56] <elky> wgrant, we try reguarly. we always get bullied down
[06:56] <nickrud> nah, I did real time homeless shelter management for a bunch of years, this is G rated gradeschool
[06:56] <wgrant> Can't you just ignore their shrieks as you strangle them?
[06:56] <wgrant> Or ban them. One of them.
[06:56] <elky> apparantly it's not bullying to threaten and troll *us* into submission, but it's bullying for us to stop the flaming and trolling of others
[06:56] <wgrant> Ah, I see. Makes sense.
[06:57] <elky> yep, clear as mud.
[06:57] <bazhang> there *is* a norules channel: ##politics
[06:58] <wgrant> Maybe they'll collect in their instead.
[06:58] <bazhang> that's why this confuses me; if they want norules, then it is there.
[06:58] <bazhang> maybe it it too norules for them :)
[07:00] <elky> bazhang, there needs to be something in between.
[07:01] <bazhang> elky, good point.
[07:01] <elky> but, there's no such thing. you cannot maintain an inbetween
[07:01] <elky> that's like expecting there to be a truely moderate political party
[07:02] <nickrud> a first step might be mentioning in the topic that the coc still applies to -offtopic
[07:06] <elky> i'd volunteer you to do the change now, but i dont think you'd want everyone currently speaking to accuse you of picking on them
[07:06] <wgrant> Can't we get ChanServ to change it?
[07:06] <elky> how?
[07:07] <nickrud> if you'll change it, I'll applaud in channel
[07:07] <wgrant> chanserv has a topic command.
[07:07] <wgrant> 'The TOPIC command allows for the changing of a topic on a channel.'
[07:07] <nickrud> since I don't have ops there
[07:09] <wgrant> elky: Brave.
[07:09]  * nickrud imagines someone bopping me in the head over the net
[07:10] <nickrud> trolls ;)
[08:08] <ompaul> @btlogin
[08:16] <elky> ompaul, i need you to hawk siccness in #ubuntu, he's giving trollish advice
[08:18] <wgrant> Oh joy.
[08:18]  * wgrant pokes his head in.
[08:19] <elky> wgrant, feel free to ! o p s him if he does it again
[08:19] <ompaul> ack
[08:19]  * wgrant just read #u-au-c backlog. What greatness.
[08:20] <elky> wgrant, i know. are you on the access list, it'd be wonderful to have someone kick him out
[08:20] <wgrant> elky: I'm not, no.
[08:20] <elky> since apparantly it's only me who thinks he's a loser
[08:20] <wgrant> I'm only in #u-au, AFAIK.
[08:20] <elky> gah... darn new services
[08:20] <wgrant> Only staff, you and yama have access.
[08:21] <bazhang> kick siccness?
[08:21] <wgrant> This version takes a bit of getting used to, but it's more flexible.
[08:21] <elky> bazhang, if you'd be so kind, reason 'trolling'
[08:21] <elky> wgrant, yes, but i'd have you on the list by now. i dont.
[08:21] <bazhang> <siccness_> i wouldnt follow any ubuntu documentation for implementing it
[08:21] <nalioth> bazhang: if he's in need of it
[08:21] <bazhang> <siccness_> it'd be wrong definitely
[08:22] <nalioth> he's not spoken in a bit
[08:22] <elky> bazhang, boot him for that.
[08:22] <wgrant> If he pipes up again, sure.
[08:22] <elky> nalioth, because i ripped him in -chat, where im currently being laughed at and trolled
[08:22] <wgrant> But he hasn't done anything evil for about 10 minutes, and kicking him now would look a bit odd...
[08:23] <elky> no it wouldnt, it'd look like an op reading backscroll/following up on a complaint
[08:23] <wgrant> Ah, OK, I don't watch #ubuntu much.
[08:23] <wgrant> I thought most stuff would be realtime.
[08:23] <elky> im allowed to make a complaint even if im an op. the only reason im not acting is because im being challenged personally by him elsewhere
[08:24] <bazhang> this is not the first time he has given atrocious advice either
[08:25] <wgrant> Indeed.
[08:27] <elky> wgrant, sorry, got caught up, still havent found the reference to tell me how to add you to access
[08:28] <nalioth> elky: /msg chanserv flags #channel
[08:28] <elky> -ChanServ- You are not authorized to perform this operation.
[08:28] <nalioth> elky: /msg chanserv flags #channel $nick [monkey see from previous output]
[08:29] <wgrant> But... you're +F. You must have privileges.
[08:29] <elky> i typod
[08:29] <elky> you're set now according to what the services told me
[08:30] <elky> thanks paul
[08:30] <wgrant> Thanks.
[08:31] <elky> i have -10000000000 regrets about removing his access to the au channels
[08:31] <bazhang> hehe
[08:31] <wgrant> Mhm.
[08:31] <elky> (note the negative)
[08:32]  * wgrant now lies in wait for him.
[08:37] <elky> wgrant, this is from one of the other -chat'ers... "most times I leave the channels it is because he is around making things unbearable, I'd hate to turn up to a LUG meeting with him around"
[08:38] <ompaul> bazhang, care to ban when you are removing?
[08:38] <ompaul> +b
[08:38] <bazhang> ban sinister right off the bat?
[08:38] <ompaul> don't bother now - but I would have
[08:47] <wgrant> elky: I'm not surprised.
[08:52] <wgrant> That has got to be one of the least funny things I've seen in my life, elky.
[08:52] <elky> of course
[08:52] <elky> im cracking up.
[09:04] <elky> wgrant, im actually suspecting winlulz to be sicc, but not sure. the appearance of |414toolong| leans me towards it being purplestar -- they're aquainted.
[09:04] <wgrant> elky: I also suspected winlulz to be siccness, until you suggested that it was purplestar.
[09:08] <elky> wgrant, time to remove siccness
[09:11] <wgrant> elky: Why?
[09:12] <wgrant> Oh.
[09:12] <wgrant> I see.
[09:12] <wgrant> Didn't see that last bit.
[09:12] <wgrant> Do I want to dispose of him?
[09:12] <ompaul> you do
[09:13] <ompaul> wgrant, he is gone from #ubuntu
[09:13] <wgrant> ompaul: So I saw.
[09:13] <ompaul> wgrant, perhaps he is that "marc from Spell AC/DC"
[09:13] <wgrant> ompaul: Now you've got me confused.
[09:13] <ompaul> all the way from green acres
[09:14] <ompaul> wgrant, I am having fun you remove him I will get you a url
[09:14]  * wgrant works out how to.
[09:14] <wgrant> Haven't had to do it since I moved to irssi...
[09:14] <elky> btw, it seems the bots are malfunctioning on the mibbit front
[09:15] <elky> since they're not able to exempt connections
[09:17] <elky> wgrant, i now have pms from the tor user
[09:18] <wgrant> elky: Oh good, saying what?
[09:18] <elky> he's pming everyone it seems
[09:18] <wgrant> Um @ penguincentral.
[09:18] <nalioth> nothing
[09:19] <wgrant> Ah.
[09:19] <wgrant> Right.
[09:19] <nalioth> iritant in #freenode
[09:19] <elky> nalioth, can you kindly kill i=winlulz@gateway/tor/x-6f6d669dcff0e985
[09:19] <nalioth> nothing to see here
[09:28] <wgrant> elky: He's got me now.
[09:28] <wgrant> In PM.
[09:28] <wgrant> 'TSM TSM TSM'
[09:28] <nalioth> wgrant: /quote silence  n'est pas?
[09:28] <elky> he just parted the channel
[09:28] <ompaul> !intrepid
[09:28] <ubottu> Alpha Software: Intrepid Ibex is the code name for Ubuntu 8.10, due October 2008 - For more info, see: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IntrepidIbex | Warning lots of breaking software and other good stuff  between now and October!
[09:29] <elky> nice to know that the entire #ubuntu-au-chat group isnt worth a single kill
[09:29] <ompaul> !no intrepid is <reply> Alpha Software: Intrepid Ibex is the code name for Ubuntu 8.10, due October 2008 - #ubuntu+1 for discussion | Warning lots of breaking software between now and October!
[09:29] <ubottu> I'll remember that ompaul
[09:30] <ompaul> thank you ubottu
[09:30] <ompaul> ahh doh
[09:30] <elky> we're al being PM'd with chants about the tivoli storage manager
[09:30] <wgrant> He's still a legend.
[09:30] <ompaul> in his own lunchtime
[09:31] <elky> wgrant, remove sicc now i think
[09:31] <wgrant> Oh I so want to kick him, but I'm not sure where the threshold is...
[09:31] <elky> the threshhold was years ago
[09:31] <wgrant> OK, will do.
[09:31] <wgrant> How should I ban him?
[09:31] <wgrant> I haven't done this in aaaages.
[09:32] <elky> do you remember how to even op up?
[09:32] <wgrant> I do.
[09:32] <wgrant> I'm just not sure what ban mask I'm meant to be using.
[09:32] <ompaul> give me ops in there for 30 seconds and he will be gone
[09:32] <elky> that would be risky
[09:32] <wgrant> #u-au is generally not too foully behaved.
[09:33] <wgrant> ompaul: He was attacking you not long ago.
[09:33] <ompaul> in such a way as too not darken the sun ever again
[09:33] <ompaul> :)
[09:33] <ompaul> fine he can
[09:33] <ompaul> then I wish to make a complaint about being abused
[09:33] <ompaul> go for it :P
[09:33]  * ompaul wanders off in the direction of some good books he has 
[09:35] <elky> wgrant, *!siccness@*nsw.bigpond.net.au should be sufficient
[09:35] <ompaul> I fear a power outage - we have a big storm here
[09:35] <wgrant> elky: I was thinking something like that, but I've stuffed it up before.
[09:35] <elky> wgrant, op up and type /mode +b *!siccness@*nsw.bigpond.net.au
[09:36] <wgrant> I know how to do that :P
[09:37] <wgrant> Huh, no chanserv remove any more?
[09:37] <wgrant> Thanks elky.
[09:42] <wgrant> I didn't dream ChanServ's remove command, did I?
[09:42] <wgrant> Because it's not there in new services.
[09:43] <elky> it isnt?
[09:43] <ompaul> wgrant, there is one but generally we don't have access to it
[09:44] <ompaul> someone thought it was something you should set a static limit on in the new services (well done who ever - yes I am bitter and twisted like lemon or lime)
[09:44] <elky> sure?
[09:44] <elky>  /remove #ubuntu-ops wgrant testing
[09:44] <wgrant> Uh?
[09:44] <wgrant> Heh.
[09:44] <ompaul> elky, there is akick
[09:44] <nalioth> ompaul: remove or akick ( they are different )
[09:45] <nalioth> wgrant: /quote remove #channel $nick
[09:45] <wgrant> nalioth: Ah, so it's not part of ChanServ. Hmmm.
[09:45] <elky> what's akick i wonder
[09:45] <ompaul> auto remove of the worst ones
[09:45] <wgrant> I guess I used it as part of some ChanServ script for XChat, so presumed it was part of ChanServ.
[09:46] <nalioth> elky: ompauls name for 'autoremove'
[09:46] <ompaul> elky, you know you remove a ban that is set that says user@domain and then they try and rejoin and you see chanserv removing them in a nanosecond thats akick
[09:47] <ompaul> well it used be called autorm
[09:47] <ompaul> iirc
[09:47] <elky> ah
[09:48] <elky> is our friend purplestar still floating around?
[09:50] <wgrant> sicc has come up with some really great pronouns for me.
[09:51] <ompaul> wgrant, welcome to opland ;-)
[09:52] <wgrant> These actually seem rather original.
[09:52] <wgrant> Not like those I got over release in #u-r-p...
[09:56] <elky> wgrant, we welcome pastebins of abuse incidents
[10:01] <elky> usually we sit around and laugh at them ;)
[10:51] <elky> im lagging something shocking, so dont rely on me
[10:54] <elky> woot over
[10:57] <elky> curse you murphy!
[10:57]  * wgrant sends some lag elky's way.
[11:51] <ubottu> flaccid called the ops in #kubuntu ()
[12:58] <Myrtti> hello
[13:15]  * Myrtti sighs
[13:16] <elky> hai Myrtti
[13:16]  * elky offer Myrtti some fresh apple crumble
[13:16]  * wgrant hides.
[13:16] <Myrtti> omnomnom
[13:16]  * Myrtti offers elky watermelon
[13:17] <elky> nomomnom
[13:17]  * elky lols at the childishness
[13:17] <ompaul> elky, please pause between noms
[13:17] <ompaul> nom nom nom is the right way#
[13:17] <wgrant> ompaul: I'm afraid you can't talk, as somebody just nomed you.
[13:17] <elky> but but but... Myrtti gets to!
[13:17]  * Myrtti nomnomnoms... oh it's ompaul. nvm.
[13:18] <Myrtti> :-D
[13:18] <ompaul> hahaha
[13:18] <Myrtti> carry on
[13:18]  * Myrtti hides
[13:18] <Myrtti> I CONFESS NOTHING!
[13:18] <Myrtti> nothing, I tell you, NOTHING!
[13:18] <ompaul> all is known!
[13:18] <Myrtti> oh noes.
[13:18] <ompaul> game over next to serve  a bacon sandwich
[13:19] <Myrtti> :-"
[13:19] <elky> oooh
[13:19]  * Myrtti whistles
[13:19] <Myrtti> I knows nutin
[13:19] <ompaul> I noes nuddin
[13:19] <ompaul>  /cs kb nuddin for noes
[13:20] <Myrtti> ompaul: now I'm curious ;-)
[13:20] <ompaul> Myrtti, on my task bar is a spreadsheet called PackagesNeedingAttention.ods
[13:21] <Myrtti> which of my dark siiikrits ar known
[13:21] <wgrant> ompaul: All of them.
[13:21] <Myrtti> ompaul: irssi-otr?
[13:21] <Myrtti> :-P
[13:22] <ompaul> wgrant, no in this case it is just a mental exercise which hopefully will in time become a real practice
[13:23]  * ompaul goes back to brain working while it is stormy outside "Very windy for a time this afternoon, with gusts of 100 to 120 km/h in places."
[13:23]  * Myrtti goes back to dream
[13:23] <wgrant> ompaul: More targetted QA is always good.
[13:24]  * ompaul goes back to messing with his own head
[13:25]  * Hobbsee wves
[13:26] <wgrant> Evening Hobbsee
[13:26] <wgrant> Join the fun.
[13:27]  * Myrtti sips sangria
[13:30] <Myrtti> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrelPOP518g ♥
[14:46]  * jussi01 wakes up a little
[14:46] <Myrtti> awww
[14:49] <Myrtti> this thing, called love...
[14:53] <Myrtti> ♬♪ Queen <3
[15:02] <ikonia> ready freddie
[15:11] <ubottu> BluesKaj called the ops in #kubuntu ()
[15:13]  * jpds curses at slow ssh connection
[17:06] <Davinci2008> hi there
[17:06] <Davinci2008> I am testing a chat bot
[17:06] <Davinci2008> where can I take it?
[17:06] <Davinci2008> to #ubuntu-offtopic?
[17:06] <Myrtti> NO
[17:06] <ikonia> why ubuntu ?
[17:06] <ikonia> just make a temporary channel,
[17:06] <ikonia> nothing to do with ubuntu
[17:06] <Davinci2008> well, sorry
[17:06] <Davinci2008> by the way, do you know any channel about bots?
[17:07] <Davinci2008> well, not a temporary channel
[17:07] <Myrtti> please explain the behaviour of your bot a bit more
[17:07] <Davinci2008> I want him to chat with people besides me
[17:07] <ikonia> Davinci2008: why ? just test in a private channel
[17:07] <Davinci2008> well, my bot answers google requests and wikipedia
[17:07] <ikonia> most channels will have rules about not using bots
[17:08] <ikonia> so test in private
[17:08] <Davinci2008> but he also speaks 30% of the time
[17:08] <ikonia> invite people to your test channel
[17:08] <Davinci2008> so, I want him to talk to real people
[17:08] <Davinci2008> ok
[17:08] <Davinci2008> good idea
[17:08] <Myrtti> then the place for it is not #ubuntu nor -offtopic
[17:08] <jussi01> err
[17:09] <jussi01> maybe ask the ops of somewhere like ##defocus
[17:09]  * Myrtti nudges jussi01 with her nose
[17:09] <Myrtti> :-)
[17:09] <Davinci2008> thanks jussi01
[17:09]  * jussi01 does not think asking random people too join a random channel is a good idea
[17:09] <Davinci2008> well...
[17:09] <ikonia> I didn't say random people
[17:09] <Davinci2008> it must be something AI related
[17:09] <ikonia> invite people in channels to join your channel is not good
[17:10] <ikonia> ask friends, collegues, members of similar groups you work in to test with you
[17:10] <Davinci2008> yes
[17:10] <ikonia> don't ask random people in random channels as a lot of channels will also not appriciate that
[17:10] <Davinci2008> ok
[17:10] <jussi01> :)
[17:11]  * jussi01 pokes Myrtti
[17:12] <Myrtti> *squeek*
[17:13] <Davinci2008> does gray color mean op?
[17:13] <jussi01> no
[17:13] <jussi01> Davinci2008: which client are you on?
[17:14] <Davinci2008> chatzilla
[17:14] <Davinci2008> why?
[17:14] <Dave2> Grey means away in xchat, I believe it's the same in chatzilla.
[17:14] <Davinci2008> ah
[17:14] <Davinci2008> ok
[17:14]  * jussi01 was thinking thatg also
[17:48] <ompaul> !bots
[17:48] <ubottu> Factoid bots not found
[17:48] <ompaul> !bot
[17:48] <ubottu> Hi! I'm #ubuntu-ops's favorite infobot, you can search my brain yourself at http://tinyurl.com/5zfb6t - Usage info: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuBots
[17:48] <ompaul> !search ubuntu-bots
[17:48] <ubottu> Found: bugs, best, botabuse
[17:48] <ompaul> !botabuse
[17:48] <ubottu> Please investigate with me only in /msg or in #ubuntu-bots (type also /msg ubottu Bot). Don't use commands in the public channels if you don't know if they really exist. Also avoid adding joke/useless factoids.
[17:48]  * ompaul wanders off
[18:46] <jussi01> !bots is <alias>bot
[18:46] <ubottu> I know nothing about bots is <alias>bo yet, jussi01
[18:46] <jussi01> !bots is <alias>bot
[18:46] <jussi01> sigh
[18:46] <stdin> !bots is foo
[18:46] <ubottu> I'll remember that, stdin
[18:47] <stdin> !no bots is <alias> bot
[18:47] <ubottu> I'll remember that stdin
[18:47] <ompaul> I thought there was a channel for playing with bots in it
[18:47]  * Myrtti gives ompaul a cookie
[18:47] <ompaul> which is what I was lookinf for
[18:47] <ompaul> Myrtti, thanks
[18:47] <stdin> yeah #ubuntu-bots :)
[18:47] <Myrtti> don't be such a grumpy old ...
[18:47]  * Myrtti hides
[18:47]  * Myrtti waits for the smack
[18:47] <Myrtti> DUCK AND COVER
[18:47] <nickrud> speaking truth to power, Myrtti is COOL!!
[18:47] <ompaul> Myrtti, wrong llama llama duck
[18:48] <Dave2> When the crowd says <alias>bo?
[18:48] <Myrtti> nickrud: which catalyzed that? :-o
[18:48] <Myrtti> s/which/what/
[18:48] <nickrud> Myrtti telling ompaul truth. Well, you did chicken out at the end but any effort is good :)
[18:49] <Myrtti> :-D
[18:49] <Myrtti> I'm just overly happy
[18:51] <ompaul> Myrtti, have a cup of chamomile
[18:51] <ompaul> or however it is spelt
[18:52] <Dave2> chamomile is correct. I think.
[18:53] <Myrtti> ompaul: no kisses on your nose then
[18:53] <ompaul> hehehe
[18:53] <Myrtti> sucks to be you ;-)
[18:57] <ompaul> Myrtti, don't think so
[18:59]  * Myrtti hrhmps
[18:59] <Myrtti> I note my kisses on the nose aren't valued
[18:59] <Myrtti> I shall give none of them, then.
[18:59] <Myrtti> *snif*
[19:00]  * ompaul pours Myrtti a red berry tea
[19:01]  * ompaul makes a huge pot of red berry tea for the channel
[19:02] <TheSheep> red berry?
[19:06] <ubottu> In #ubuntu-uk, ice_ said: ubottu help is more important here.and i don think it is a englich training chat rom
[19:08]  * Myrtti grinds her teeth reading that
[19:09] <Myrtti> *narsk
[19:11] <ompaul> Myrtti, don't do that :)
[19:11] <ompaul> it ain't worth it
[19:12] <Myrtti> but... but...
[19:12] <Myrtti> that is *SO* wrong
[19:12] <ompaul> it ain't worth it
[19:12] <Myrtti> it has so many mistakes I'm considering joining #ubuntu-uk to tell him to learn spelling and punctuation :-D
[19:12] <Myrtti> grammar dictators ♥
[19:13] <ompaul> I already told them that we use it in #ubuntu so people who don't speak english as a native language get a chance to understand each other
[19:15] <Jack_Sparrow> ompaul   I feel this is racist..  I need a second opinion..  <russianmafia> does jewbuntu or whitebuntu really exist?
[19:15] <nickrud> yes, it is. I kicked him a few minutes ago for asking about porn
[19:15] <PriceChild> Jack_Sparrow: there is a website for the latter iirc
[19:15] <PriceChild> He's a ##politics person.
[19:16] <ompaul> Jack_Sparrow, I think it is
[19:17] <ompaul> as in I agree
[19:17]  * Myrtti goes and washes her hands
[19:18]  * Myrtti gives the piece of soap to nickrud 
[19:18] <nickrud> I use tongs on some people, learned my lesson
[19:18] <PriceChild> nickrud: I wouldn't rush in counting to 24.
[19:18] <nickrud> PriceChild eh, I keep my word. There'll be a note in bantracker
[19:18] <ompaul> nickrud, note my last item
[19:18] <ompaul> you may remove yours but will you touch mine ;-)
[19:19] <ompaul> go for it
[19:19] <nickrud> ompaul I speak truth to POWER ;P
[19:19] <ompaul> nickrud, something I am known to applaud
[19:20]  * ompaul nods and then wanders though the corridors of ompaul's mind
[19:23] <Tm_T> hi kids
[19:24] <Tm_T> and ompaul ;-P
[19:24] <ompaul> hi Tm_T
[19:24] <nickrud> seems ompaul is the butt of the jokes today :)
[19:26]  * Myrtti hugs Tm_T 
[19:26] <ompaul> nickrud, so it appears, but we fear not
[19:27] <nickrud> yes we know you have the intestinal fortitude to withstand the slings and arrows
[19:29] <Myrtti> ...
[19:29] <Myrtti> I don't like wols
[19:30] <Myrtti> he handles questions and people in #ubuntu in a way I don't like
[19:30] <Myrtti> hi gnomefreak
[19:30] <nickrud> yes, wols has come up in conversation before (many times, I think)
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[19:33] <PriceChild> My rucksack is too heavy and I can't decide what I don't want :/
[19:34] <nickrud> cut off the handle of the toothpaste, and whatever else you can cut up without using functionality
[19:34] <ompaul> PriceChild, your rucksack
[19:34] <nickrud> *losing
[19:34] <PriceChild> nickrud: i remember a guy who did that kind of thing to everything
[19:34] <nickrud> and toothbrush, blech
[19:34] <nickrud> PriceChild any real hiker does that
[19:35] <ompaul> PriceChild, reduce the quantity of shower gel and such like
[19:35] <nickrud> take pants with zippered legs, you save weight there
[19:35] <PriceChild> nickrud: he had this wooden spoon, small enough to reach the bottom of his cup, but long enough so he could still stur, he then cut the spoony but in halfish so that it would rest on the bottom, and took a chunk out of what was remaining of the handle so it caught on the side
[19:35] <PriceChild> *stir
[19:35] <ompaul> someone check #ubuntu-offtopic
[19:35] <ompaul> is that pushing it
[19:36] <ompaul> I think it is
[19:36] <PriceChild> pfft... not taking any shower gel or such like
[19:37] <PriceChild> i haven't put enough clothes in either
[19:37] <PriceChild> maybe time to lose some luxuries
[19:37] <nickrud> think of your clothes as layers, everything on your trunk should fit over something, so you can cut down on the weight of each.
[19:38] <Myrtti> STAND BACK! I KNOW GIMP-FU!
[19:38] <PriceChild> stupid rope
[20:09]  * Myrtti hums
[21:40] <Myrtti> http://myrtti.wippiespace.com/webcam/ ♥
[21:41] <PriceChild> Myrtti: what is that?
[21:42] <Myrtti> my pigsty :-D
[21:42] <nickrud> rodent habitat?
[21:42] <PriceChild> i've seen some untidy bedrooms in my time... but that's probably taking the biscuit
[21:42] <Myrtti> yup
[21:42]  * Dave2 sends one of the pigs that's around Bath at the moment.
[21:43]  * nickrud is reminded why he prefers cats with a cat door
[21:44] <Dave2> ( http://www.visitbath.co.uk/site/whats-on/taste-of-bath-festival/king-bladuds-pigs-p584773 . they're...odd. And my Internet connection needs to stop being so slow.)
[21:55] <ikonia> Dave2: where did you see them
[21:55] <Myrtti> cavycam ♥
[21:55] <Dave2> ikonia, in Bath :P
[21:55] <ikonia> Dave2: are you in Bath ?
[21:55] <Dave2> they're quite hard to miss.
[21:55] <Dave2> I am.
[21:56] <ikonia> PM ?
[21:56] <Dave2> Well, in Bathford, not central.
[21:56] <Myrtti> iiiihhh Alex is on picture
[21:56] <Dave2> sure, if my connection actually wants to stay unlagged.
[22:09] <Myrtti> note the ingenious way of protecting the legs of my flower table
[22:09] <Myrtti> Pringles cans ♥
[22:40] <ubottu> ubuntufails called the ops in #ubuntu-offtopic ()
[22:45] <PriceChild> I'm off, have fun :)
[22:45] <Myrtti> ♥
[22:48] <Pici> ♥
[23:03] <Myrtti> Captain_jack_swa: can we help you somehow?
[23:04] <ubottu> thingy called the ops in #ubuntu-offtopic ()
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[23:29] <Myrtti> nini folks
[23:50] <Seeker`> nn
[23:51] <Seeker`> hmm, that reply is probably a bit late
[23:54] <Pici> goodnight
[23:54] <Pici> /even later
[23:56] <ubottu> brian_griffin called the ops in #ubuntu-offtopic ()
[23:58] <wobblywu> mneptok, hi
[23:58] <wobblywu> that idle time doesn't promise much good :(