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Reddit Comment: I feel it's fair to insult her because I have never done anything that has led to an immediate benefit at a future expense, such as drugs, procrastination, or eating poorly. |
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User: Obama's Birth Certificate |
Reddit Comment: Questions still remain. |
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User: But hey - there's nothing to worry about once we digitize every American's entire medical history to "save money". |
Reddit Comment: You don't have anything to hide do ya? |
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User: Where the hell do you live? I have never in my life been offered an illegal gun. Except for the one time in Germany someone offered to get me a fully auto AK-47. Then I was shocked. |
Reddit Comment: Apparently I needed this: |
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User: Really? This is the internet. If you want full nudity and can't find it you should box up your computer and send it back to the manufacturer with a note saying you lack the mental fortitude to use it. |
Reddit Comment: maybe i should have added an |
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User: Ubuntu does |
Reddit Comment: Ubuntu isn't modern like Windows 7. |
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User: All we need now is the europeans to push the impeachment case and we'll have a ex president who actually pays for his crimes and because i can't resist... Bush must feel like such a heel. |
Reddit Comment: I foresee a thread laced with puns |
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User: 200,000 Year Old Statue Found On Moon |
Reddit Comment: Wow, this sure looks legitimate. |
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User: Yes, just wanted to completely disambiguate it :-) |
Reddit Comment: So to confirm, no need to compile anything for normal use with linux (well apart from the kernel and drivers and things, plus any major software like servers and what have you) and whilst linux is actually SCO intellectual property ,that shouldn't stop people from using it (as long as they have decent AV installed and don't mind the limited features linux provedes compared to Windows...) |
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User: D.C. councilman to fight crime by . . . banning sales of pizza-by-the-slice. |
Reddit Comment: Why don't we instead simply mandate all businesses be closed by sunset, and everyone must be confined to their homes by dusk until dawn? |
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User: Bullshit. |
Reddit Comment: That was a very thorough analysis of the article. |
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User: but they bought those mines didn't they, all legal like? |
Reddit Comment: Yes, Darfur for example |
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User: Michitard. |
Reddit Comment: Your so funny and super witty..... |
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User: The suicide bombing of the Khomeini shrine has all the signs of a false flag attack |
Reddit Comment: Well, since *sensible* people know that false-flag operations NEVER happen, this can only be classified as tin-foil hat kooky konspiracy nonsense. |
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User: Exploration of the Moon Continues! LCROSS lunar swingby video stream coverage will begin @ about 5:20 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, June 23, 2009. |
Reddit Comment: I am looking forward to video of the secret Nazi moon base. |
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User: BBC SPORT | Football | Europe | Liverpool 4-0 R Madrid (agg 5-0) |
Reddit Comment: Can't wait for Ronaldo to go play in the best league in the world, the Spanish one. |
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User: Haha - Verizon Wireless really sends the verizon guy and "network" to ambush a live customer |
Reddit Comment: a creative masterpiece! |
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