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User: No matter what you're carrying on your day in the park, I guarantee that the Mexican Drug Cartels will be better armed, and better prepared to shoot-first than you ever ever will be. And will almost certainly outnumber you.
Reddit Comment: Which is why we need assault weapons.
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User: CIA 1954: Operation PB-SUCCESS
Reddit Comment: I can't seem to figure out why south and central americans hate our freedoms....
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User: Word up. Of course, I was playing it *before* reddit thought it was cool.
Reddit Comment: Damn hippster.
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User: Atheism: The only summer job I could find was at a Christian camp. I leave tomorrow. Wish me luck and give me advice please....KTHX.
Reddit Comment: Pray
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User: Obama voters still a shade unwilling to accept what they really voted for. Give it time, the remainder of you who are in denial will see the light eventually.
Reddit Comment: Yeah, too bad McCain isn't President.
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User: macho bullshit.
Reddit Comment: Because not appealing to the law means picking a fight with someone.
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User: Upvoted for mastery of sarcasm.
Reddit Comment: And for apparency despite lack of
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User: Patents are product of the free market.
Reddit Comment: Yes, and the FED too.
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User: China: `We feel like we are serving prison sentences', say factory workers for Dell, Microsoft and IBM
Reddit Comment: STFU and hurry up with my Mini 9!
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User: A super thin, New York style crust... it makes me go gaga. Perfectly prepared Chicago style deep dish (has to be made in Chicago... nowhere else) is good but my heart belongs to thin and crispy.
Reddit Comment: Because clearly, dough bakes in the ovens of Chicago differently than anywhere else on the planet.
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User: China, Russia call to replace dollar as global reserve currency
Reddit Comment: So now what, socialism in the monetary system?
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User: The Most Ridiculous Domains, I've Ever Seen
Reddit Comment: Is this a new list?
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User: YouTube - Not so cool facts about Israel - RELOADED
Reddit Comment: A tourism ad to be proud of.
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User: Pinecrest, FL home for $1,050,000
Reddit Comment: Yay Miami.
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User: Pre-modern samurai: Cut peoples faces off. Modern samurai: Mostly produce.
Reddit Comment: While it's true that the thing being cut has changed, the skill taken to be able to cut effectively has stayed the same, and in some cases has been elevated to an art form.
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User: Very creative advertisement from the WWF
Reddit Comment: So... "Before it's too late" because of butterfly-shaped trees with dirt on one of the wings?
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User: Maybe the interests of the country would be best served by congress sitting on their hands and doing nothing. Everything they touch turns to shit.
Reddit Comment: Yeah, because when they stay out of things like banking regulation and environmental protection everything works out just fine.