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3,700 | i've been to two doctors. | and they couldn't fix your problem? |
3,701 | and they couldn't fix your problem? | they both said i have to live with it. |
3,702 | they both said i have to live with it. | or you can stay off planes. |
3,703 | did you see the woman with the new face? | did she get a nice job? |
3,704 | did she get a nice job? | she got an "everything" job! |
3,705 | she got an "everything" job! | what do you mean? |
3,706 | what do you mean? | a team of doctors gave her a whole new face. |
3,707 | a team of doctors gave her a whole new face. | why did they do that? |
3,708 | why did they do that? | a mad dog bit most of her face off. |
3,709 | a mad dog bit most of her face off. | oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now? |
3,710 | oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now? | her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down. |
3,711 | her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down. | and then will she look normal again? |
3,712 | and then will she look normal again? | i guess so. |
3,713 | i guess so. | god bless modern medicine. |
3,714 | there's something wrong with my right hand. | what's wrong with it? |
3,715 | what's wrong with it? | it aches most of the time. |
3,716 | it aches most of the time. | what do you think it is? |
3,717 | what do you think it is? | i don't know. i think it's old age. |
3,718 | i don't know. i think it's old age. | if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt? |
3,719 | if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt? | that's a good question. maybe it's not old age. |
3,720 | that's a good question. maybe it's not old age. | are you right-handed? |
3,721 | are you right-handed? | yes. all my life. |
3,722 | yes. all my life. | you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much. |
3,723 | you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much. | but i do all my writing with my right hand. |
3,724 | but i do all my writing with my right hand. | start typing instead. that way your left hand will do half the work. |