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so has everyone else.
nothing seems to work.
3,601
nothing seems to work.
all it takes is will power, and you have it.
3,602
all it takes is will power, and you have it.
then why can't i quit?
3,603
then why can't i quit?
you have to believe in yourself.
3,604
my back is killing me.
what did you do?
3,605
what did you do?
i got out of my car.
3,606
i got out of my car.
that's it?
3,607
that's it?
i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
3,608
i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
you should see a doctor.
3,609
you should see a doctor.
my doctor said i need surgery.
3,610
my doctor said i need surgery.
so?
3,611
so?
so, forget it.
3,612
so, forget it.
you don't have the money?
3,613
you don't have the money?
i have no insurance.
3,614
i have no insurance.
maybe a back rub would help.
3,615
my brother smokes three packs a day.
three packs of what?
3,616
three packs of what?
cigarettes, of course.
3,617
cigarettes, of course.
how can he do that?
3,618
how can he do that?
when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.
3,619
when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.
he's a chain smoker.
3,620
he's a chain smoker.
he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
3,621
he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
3,622
that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
he can, but the people around him can't.
3,623
he can, but the people around him can't.
how can he still be alive?
3,624
how can he still be alive?
his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
3,625
his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
maybe i should start smoking.
3,626
i hate brushing my teeth.
it's such a chore.
3,627
it's such a chore.
brush, brush. spit, spit.
3,628
brush, brush. spit, spit.
what did they do in the old days?
3,629
what did they do in the old days?
they brushed with their fingers.
3,630
they brushed with their fingers.
they also ate with their fingers!
3,631
they also ate with their fingers!
why do they call it the good old days?
3,632
why do they call it the good old days?
maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
3,633
maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
who invented flossing?
3,634
who invented flossing?
a dentist, i'm sure.
3,635
a dentist, i'm sure.
i hate flossing more than brushing!
3,636
i hate flossing more than brushing!
i can't wait till all my teeth fall out.
3,637
let's stop for a while. i need a break and some water.
this trail is hard to climb.
3,638
this trail is hard to climb.
especially on a hot day like this.
3,639
especially on a hot day like this.
i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
3,640
i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
3,641
thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
3,642
all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.
3,643
we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.
i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
3,644
i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
all you've lost is some sweat.
3,645
all you've lost is some sweat.
i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
3,646
i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.
3,647
if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.
okay, but let's hike in town. at least there are cats and dogs to see.
3,648
oh no, another pimple on my face.
pimples suck.
3,649
pimples suck.
it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
3,650
it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
maybe it's something in your diet.
3,651
maybe it's something in your diet.
no, i eat the same things day after day.
3,652
no, i eat the same things day after day.
then maybe it's in your genes.
3,653
then maybe it's in your genes.
you might be right.
3,654
you might be right.
do pimples run in your family?
3,655
do pimples run in your family?
not that i've noticed.
3,656
not that i've noticed.
well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.
3,657
well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.
whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.
3,658
whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.
well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop.
3,659
do you believe everything you hear?
i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
3,660
i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
3,661
you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
3,662
you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
3,663
everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
three different people will give you three different stories.
3,664
three different people will give you three different stories.
and the government will give you a fourth story.
3,665
and the government will give you a fourth story.
yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.
3,666
yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.
but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
3,667
but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
the government says we have nothing to worry about.
3,668
the government says we have nothing to worry about.
then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
3,669
then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
the government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay.
3,670
don't pick your nose.
i wasn't picking my nose.
3,671
i wasn't picking my nose.
what were you doing?
3,672
what were you doing?
i was scratching my nose.
3,673
i was scratching my nose.
i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
3,674
i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.
3,675
okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.
use a tissue next time.
3,676
use a tissue next time.
i didn't have a tissue.
3,677
i didn't have a tissue.
then wait till you find a tissue.
3,678
then wait till you find a tissue.
i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
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i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.
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oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.
it wasn't that kind of emergency.
3,681
our tv remote is filthy.
yes, it's covered with crud.
3,682
yes, it's covered with crud.
i'm going to clean it.
3,683
i'm going to clean it.
don't use water on it!
3,684
don't use water on it!
i'll use a damp cloth.
3,685
i'll use a damp cloth.
don't let water get into any of the cracks.
3,686
don't let water get into any of the cracks.
i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
3,687
i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
don't rub the numbers off the remote.
3,688
don't rub the numbers off the remote.
i will rub gently but firmly.
3,689
i will rub gently but firmly.
do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.
3,690
do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.
i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
3,691
i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.
3,692
my ear is killing me.
what's the matter?
3,693
what's the matter?
i was on a plane.
3,694
i was on a plane.
so?
3,695
so?
so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.
3,696
so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.
that's no good.
3,697
that's no good.
sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.
3,698
sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.
have you seen a doctor?
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have you seen a doctor?
i've been to two doctors.