Unnamed: 0
int64 0
3.72k
| question
stringlengths 3
97
| answer
stringlengths 3
97
|
|---|---|---|
3,500 | i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes. | don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true. |
3,501 | don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true. | but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost." |
3,502 | but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost." | the title should be "better schools at huge cost." |
3,503 | the title should be "better schools at huge cost." | i can't believe that they would lie to us. |
3,504 | i can't believe that they would lie to us. | of course they liethat's what politicians do! |
3,505 | i have a stomachache. | is it something you ate? |
3,506 | is it something you ate? | maybe. i'm not sure. |
3,507 | maybe. i'm not sure. | what did you have for breakfast? |
3,508 | what did you have for breakfast? | the usual, cereal with milk and a banana. |
3,509 | the usual, cereal with milk and a banana. | maybe the milk was bad. |
3,510 | maybe the milk was bad. | it didn't smell bad. |
3,511 | it didn't smell bad. | maybe the banana was bad. |
3,512 | maybe the banana was bad. | no, the banana was delicious. |
3,513 | no, the banana was delicious. | maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. |
3,514 | maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. | no, that's not the problem. |
3,515 | no, that's not the problem. | maybe it will go away in a little while. |
3,516 | what's this stain? | i don't know. |
3,517 | i don't know. | it looks like blood. |
3,518 | it looks like blood. | i think my nose was bleeding. |
3,519 | i think my nose was bleeding. | you should wet your shirt immediately. |
3,520 | you should wet your shirt immediately. | why? |
3,521 | why? | because that gets the blood out of the shirt. |
3,522 | because that gets the blood out of the shirt. | what's a little blood? |
3,523 | what's a little blood? | your white shirt is ruined. |
3,524 | your white shirt is ruined. | so, i'll just buy another one. |
3,525 | so, i'll just buy another one. | you can wear this one around the house. |
3,526 | you can wear this one around the house. | next time i'll soak it immediately. |
3,527 | my fingers hurt. | why do they hurt? |
3,528 | why do they hurt? | i type too much. |
3,529 | i type too much. | you should take a break. |
3,530 | you should take a break. | i need to type to make money. |
3,531 | i need to type to make money. | but typing is causing you pain. |
3,532 | but typing is causing you pain. | maybe i should see a doctor. |
3,533 | maybe i should see a doctor. | doctors are too expensive. |
3,534 | doctors are too expensive. | he might tell me to rest for a while. |
3,535 | he might tell me to rest for a while. | he might want to cut you open. |
3,536 | he might want to cut you open. | he might say i'm okay. |
3,537 | he might say i'm okay. | he might say you have bone cancer. |
3,538 | what did the doctor say? | he thinks i have too much stress. |
3,539 | he thinks i have too much stress. | stress causes your stomachaches? |
3,540 | stress causes your stomachaches? | stress causes different problems with different people. |
3,541 | stress causes different problems with different people. | so what did he tell you to do? |
3,542 | so what did he tell you to do? | he said i need to think positive. |
3,543 | he said i need to think positive. | he didn't give you any medication? |
3,544 | he didn't give you any medication? | i hate medication. it makes me feel different. |
3,545 | i hate medication. it makes me feel different. | so how do you think positive? |
3,546 | so how do you think positive? | i think about nice things. |
3,547 | i think about nice things. | like what? |
3,548 | like what? | like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand. |
3,549 | i cut my finger. | how did you do that? |
3,550 | how did you do that? | it's a paper cut. |
3,551 | it's a paper cut. | paper can be dangerous. |
3,552 | paper can be dangerous. | it hurts, too. |
3,553 | it hurts, too. | paper cuts can hurt a lot. |
3,554 | paper cuts can hurt a lot. | where are the band-aids? |
3,555 | where are the band-aids? | i think they're in the medicine cabinet. |
3,556 | i think they're in the medicine cabinet. | it's on the tip of my finger. |
3,557 | it's on the tip of my finger. | a band-aid might not work. |
3,558 | a band-aid might not work. | i must not use this finger until the cut heals. |
3,559 | i must not use this finger until the cut heals. | it might take a day or two to heal. |
3,560 | do you smell that? | oh, yes. |
3,561 | oh, yes. | i can't stand cigarette smoke. |
3,562 | i can't stand cigarette smoke. | it smells so bad. |
3,563 | it smells so bad. | one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk. |
3,564 | one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk. | smokers think they are so cool. |
3,565 | smokers think they are so cool. | they are so weak. |
3,566 | they are so weak. | a little cigarette controls them. |
3,567 | a little cigarette controls them. | they look so stupid taking a puff. |
3,568 | they look so stupid taking a puff. | and then they blow smoke out of their mouth. |
3,569 | and then they blow smoke out of their mouth. | they think it's cool. |
3,570 | they think it's cool. | cigarettes stink. |
3,571 | do you have a cold? | yes, i do. |
3,572 | yes, i do. | how did you get it? |
3,573 | how did you get it? | my sister had a cold. she gave it to me. |
3,574 | my sister had a cold. she gave it to me. | have you taken anything for your cold? |
3,575 | have you taken anything for your cold? | no, i just blow my nose a lot. |
3,576 | no, i just blow my nose a lot. | your nose is stopped up? |
3,577 | your nose is stopped up? | yes. i have to breathe through my mouth. |
3,578 | yes. i have to breathe through my mouth. | have you tried nose drops? |
3,579 | have you tried nose drops? | no, i don't like nose drops. |
3,580 | no, i don't like nose drops. | they work great. |
3,581 | they work great. | i don't care. i don't like to put drops in my nose. |
3,582 | would you put suntan lotion on my back, please? | sure. |
3,583 | sure. | thank you. |
3,584 | thank you. | you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long. |
3,585 | you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long. | i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale. |
3,586 | i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale. | what's wrong with looking pale? |
3,587 | what's wrong with looking pale? | people think you might be sick. |
3,588 | people think you might be sick. | who thinks that? |
3,589 | who thinks that? | i don't know. |
3,590 | i don't know. | it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer. |
3,591 | it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer. | i know that. |
3,592 | i know that. | so why are you arguing with me? don't lie in the sun too long! |
3,593 | i can't quit smoking. | of course you can. |
3,594 | of course you can. | i don't have enough will power. |
3,595 | i don't have enough will power. | of course you do. |
3,596 | of course you do. | i wish i had never started. |
3,597 | i wish i had never started. | so does every smoker. |
3,598 | so does every smoker. | i've tried to quit so many times. |
3,599 | i've tried to quit so many times. | so has everyone else. |