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this is the ♥♥♥♥ing worst piece of ♥♥♥♥ game ever if you want to play this and you say it is ♥♥♥♥ing good you can go suck my ♥♥♥ you nigrigs if this game was a drug it would be weed♥♥♥♥ that cant even be smoked by your ♥♥♥♥in grandma if you play this game i will ♥♥♥♥ you up and suck your god damn ♥♥♥

i hate this game nuff said

puzzle pirates sucks its so boring gaaah

valve pls why3spooky5me cant handel

you kno the feeling when ur parents die and ur dog is missing thats how tis game feels

do not get this game

if you have a hankerin for a pc game that absolutely sucks ♥♥♥ and is worthy of not even a blind mans time this is the ticket

♥♥♥♥ this gay ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ nigger ♥♥♥♥♥♥

no interested game

what is this i dont even

not like this game

gaming at its finest if you like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game style of mega touch puzzle games in your local bar

the actual game play of puzzle pirates is great pick up and play casual fun they have a good intro help system to pick up the various puzzles quickly and i enjoy the world dynamic to the puzzles i would be playing this game alot if not for the major problem it has that problem is lag lots and lots of it to the point of crashing the game at times if they ever fix that lag i would recommend this game until then

this game is basically puzzles stolen form other games everything you buy rots away and your account will rot away too unless you log in every 46 weeks or pay for ingame currencystatusdoubloons or subscription depending on your oceanserver paying the dev is already a bad idea considering that youre not paying to make the gameplay betteras i mentioned its just puzzles that they can just copy and because the game is dyingwith a slight pop increase during blockades and other events overall i would not recommend

a friendlyish community but its not for everyone please do play this if your into puzzles but not if your into a grind to win game

the game is very awefull and strange i think that a intelligent person not give up a game please

was fun for the first 30 minutes or so got bored for the rest of the gameplay also why is this game rated t

this was at one time a great game i spent many many hours puzzling and pilaging however the game is now dead without a strong population this game just doesnt have the same appeal it once did

why the hell is this on steam

this game has some serious problems first of all its 2d so it should be very easy for any computer to handle it because its not even high graphics 2d with effects and stuff its very basic so it should not produce any heat at all instead this game makes my processor go from 41c to 60c sniper elite v2 dosent even get me to 55c

set my age as less than 5 by mistake apparently im not old enough to play the game it wont let me change anything about it and now i cant play the game 1110 would set age to less than 5 again

it is terrible because i cant ge on because of the age

reminds me of the games i played in elementary school on windows 98apple computers

rating based on current state of play as per my last login the last time i logged in there was nearly no one to play with things were stagnating and there was far less to do as a greenie nonsubscriber on subscriber oceans than there seemed to have felt like in the past even if i had resubd there didnt see that much to do let alone anyone to do any of it with i played ypp on and off for so so so many years i believe my first account was made somewhere in 05 to 06 putting me at roughly the 910 year mark while i played more off than on those times during which i did play i would get completely sucked back into my ocean for weeks if not months when i was a bit younger this game was tremendous amounts of fun this has more to do with the fact that the oceans were far more populated back then than they are these days even after the colossal oceans merge i was originally on cobalt i believe which during the prime of my playdays was the ocean to be on as i got older i began to better understand the mechanics of the games i was actually playing which made me better at them but alas there werent many people to play with anymore the puzzles themselves are clever and a lot of fun most of them are simple enough to begin with that anyone could jump right in still they also have layers of depth enough to keep amused those whom understand the advanced concepts to each insane amounts of chaining combos out the booty etc etc the variety of things to do seemed pretty much endless for awhile from jobbing to running pillages sloshing down drinks and throwing down rounds of poker hearts spades exploring uninhabited islands playing borderlineimpossible games of hideandseek with me mates and trying to make everyone play on the fair aka clickable looking at you dock arrow hiders running a shoppe blockading islands and so much more there are so many awesome puzzles sprawled all across the game and they are all extremely unique you can spend hours working on your ability to perform incredibles on one of the half dozen or more shipduty puzzles then go manage your shoppestalls and put in work hours at the awesome crafting puzzles then spend a couple hours running commodities from port to port go in search of el polo diablo for kicks and giggles and much insta death lols then chill out at the tavern with drinks game puzzles swordfighting duels and players buying selling trading looking or advertising for crews trying to pick a fight and more then there are blockades monster hunts skeletonzombie island take overs contests avatar outfitting homes and ships of all sorts of sizes and designs to buy paint and decorate parties to throw yeah lots to do as a game that was hugely social in its prime seeing the excruciatingly slow and painful death of ypp esp the sub oceans was really really sad i miss this game a lot and really wish it could be revived once spiral knights started to take off things went downhill ive never really found any other games quite like pp the thorough permeation of theme the way it was kidfriendly but not so much so that it was offputting or unappealing to adults how one could play casually socially or fersrs this game is both niche yet massively appealing to the masses especially in the casual mobile gaming world of today what would be super freaking awesome if ypp were to produce a sequel or a spiritual successor or something like that the system itself worked quite well 10month subscription is very fair some things would need to be reworked a bit and i can easily see how expansive it could get an enormous openworld you could explore on your own or with your crew finding hidden previously undiscovered islands in the far corners of the world exploring overwhelming jungles diving into the deepsea ruins of atlantis in search of treasure and adventure brave the misty swamplands of the cursed isles all while interacting with diverse wildlife and a population of both advanced ai npcs and other players yet still keeping the original base concept of the game crews pillages plunders and puzzles i lost many hundreds of hours to the original ypp and i can easily see myself pouring hundreds more into its successor if it were done right but right now the game isnt worth playing unless you want a poor social experience if any a few puzzles to play these days the only puzzles you can play without a subscription are ship duty puzzles such as bilge carp sails rigs etc and an empty empty linear world in which you dont so much explore as you do sail in a straight light along a predotted path from island to island archipelago to archipelago perhaps you could even buy up a stash of little blue potions and whisk yourself to quiet abandoned port towns and longforgotten jungle islands just to see what could have been

this is just appalling

a very good game got sick of it after a while because of laaaaag

imagine bejeweled with a heavy grind based economy there you go

this game is good but also horrible its fun to play but that fact that everything requires real money to buy or a riduclous amount of in game money it just feels like one big chore just to play poker it costs money granted i really like the game but it needs work also the server crashes everyday fun game to play but dont waste any money on it

i really ove this game but it needs somethings its basically a puzzle mmo its pay to play in that you have to get badges to have access to everything all at once you dont have to pay but you need to grind hardcore to get sufficient in game currency to buy badges now this game is a blast when there are lots of people playing like 5 years ago now its a ghost town you can still find some crews this game needs a serious revamp new puzzles maybe just update the puzzles but it is fun and very addicting considering all that

used to play puzzel pirates way back when before it was on steam hardly no voyages going everything locked behind doubloons and badges labour badges really cmon theres no one around its a ghost town and other than the obvious paywall introduction someone has to pay for the doubloons a few tacky games introduced the games not really changed or updated still havent figured out how to move the world with the character no interface updates nothing lil disappointing three rings just what the fudge happened

this game was aright though a bit annoying when i selected a puzzle it would take me to the house it was located in then i would have to wander around until i found the right area when i was playing a puzzle i enjoyed the duty pop up is annoying i just decided to delete it

i had a nice review to recommend this game but did you know if you dont purchase anything in puzzle pirates your account gets deleted if you dont log in for a while check this httpsyppediapuzzlepiratescompurgedpurging tldr puzzle pirates doesnt care if you go offline for a while three rings wont revive your account if its deleted this f2p game isnt f2p

the puzzles in this game are fun but you have to pay to do basically anything and then everything expires buying something for a game that you are only going to play for a few hours maybe once or twice a weekbut it is going to expire in two weeksvery stupid experence also expires i really wish they would just get rid of everything that expires and then only made me pay for stuff onceuntil then not worth the money all puzzles can be played for free across the internet all things that make this game unique and interesting require money