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i played the crap out of this game a while ago people in the reviews complaining about them selling stuff its free its good whether or not you buy crap im not gonna say ive spent money on it or anything but if you play and enjoy a free game when you get some free dough you should totally throw some at it devs made something special with this one obviously its not for everyone but hey its a piece of nostalgia for me | 1 | 4,476,102 |
ive spent alot of my childhood in this game its community is sadly getting smaller and smaller but the game and the puzzles are still very enjoyable at least to me ive made many long time friends in this game and im glad to see it found its way on steam i dont play it as much as i used to but thats prolly more to changing tastes as i grow older a game that promotes working together to accomplish goals and teaches leadership i feel this is a great game for the younger gamers definitely more acceptable then a gta or mortal kombat when i say younger im referring to under 10 but is still good for everyone my hope is that even tho the community for this game may not be as big as it once was there is still a place for it to exsist | 1 | 4,476,103 |
this was one of my first mmos so a bit of bias might leak in this is a very entertaining game of swashbuckling pillaging coop pve entertainment or even harsh pvp competition that will often challenge you to make you better with every attempt im not sure how much changed in the past 8 months i was unable to get back into the game but it was very very addictive and entertaining as to how they made the puzzles most were very easy to get into and seem strong at but the higher difficulty works always left you challenged and never seemed monotonous even after pillaging for weeks or longer customization wasnt exactly a huge point to the game but you definitely had to be rolling in a good bit of currancypremium cash to get the nice house or the fancy garments as well as to buy anything on your own but when youre in a good friendly crew willing to teach you and help you pillage properly well then making money is as simple as a monday night sport event without having to clean up the beer the downsides though was it depended on the community to keep you pillaging in the early bits of your pirates lifetime sometimes there was nobody doing public work so you ultimately made little to no money with naval work and sometimes forced you to land at islands that didnt have a proper ferry off the land nevertheless for a free game that you can play with many multitudes of players have a couple of laughs over how someone bludgeoned your friend with a tuna or slaughter a few skeletons with a meat cleaver i believe its worth atleast giving a good few hours to attempt all in all i think this game is worth an 810 not the best game but its definitely a good free game to try | 1 | 4,476,104 |
best game of all time you better play it before you die which wont be long arr | 1 | 4,476,105 |
its great for kids to play it | 1 | 4,476,106 |
a boring game with alot of puzzles to get bored with | 1 | 4,476,107 |
criminally underrated puzzle game by far the best skill based mmo ive ever played | 1 | 4,476,108 |
love it i always find my self wanting to come back to this game | 1 | 4,476,109 |
its been 12 years and this game is still fun to play | 1 | 4,476,110 |
this game brings back great memories and was the most fun i ever had on any mmo that being said it is very sad for me to say this but this game is well past its prime it was fun while it lasted and im still looking for a game to fill its void rip puzzle pirates | 1 | 4,476,111 |
fun entertaining confusing seriously i dont understand anything in this game ranks for how good i am at something captain of the archipelago island admiral badges doubloons pieces o eight nothing makes sense im not saying this game isnt fun though im saying that while it is fun and entertaining and kills the time if you want to be a captain or island commuter or something youd need to read an online wiki for hours researching it all i suggest you buy this game if you easily understand anything related to this if not you can still buy it as the minigames are quite fun but dont try to advance way into the game and become a ocean master or something | 1 | 4,476,112 |
played this game a long long time ago steps on how to play play with friends make a crew set sail go for every passing ship take on the ghost ship that cant be hit loose everything repeat i would repeat 1010 ♥♥♥ booty | 1 | 4,476,113 |
this game is 1010 would ♥♥♥♥ if i could | 1 | 4,476,114 |
i have probobaly played this too much but i dont care its strangely addicting and the puzzles are good too | 1 | 4,476,115 |
i just keep coming back to this game a lot of fun | 1 | 4,476,116 |
i doubled my height since i started playing this game too many years of puzzlelt3 | 1 | 4,476,117 |
by far the best time ive ever had the pleasure to play i am unemployed and have been having troubles keeping myself occupied and happy in times of depression and loneliness this game not onlt pull me out of my hole but it also skyrocketed me into outer space with its flashy graphics and challenging puzzles i no longer worry about finding a job in this tough economy thanks ndp because i whole heartedly think that my career in puzzle pirates is just starting so color me gay and pop my cherry this is a game of a lifetime | 1 | 4,476,118 |
ive played this game on and off for several years and although the number of players has dwindled significantly theres still a dedicated fanbase that makes the experience enjoyable pros nice variety of puzzles many activities require cooperation which adds to the factor of challenge ingame community is fairly welcoming pirates yar har fiddle dee dee related to the previous note the game has an amazing chat filter that translates your text into pirate speak cons currency isnt the easiest to come by because the games well past its prime popularity it can be a little quiet especially on servers that arent emerald or meridian trouble playing on mac usually a compatibility issue whenever theres a computer software update overall im really glad that the games still available for play its very easy to pick up and get lost somewhere in between all of the puzzling | 1 | 4,476,119 |
roleplay checked pirate duties checked strategic team battles checked good community checked pushes your mind to the limit checked competitiveness checked this game has everything you want in a roleplaying game you can customise your character own pets get a house and furnish it join a crew and play your way up the ranks or start your own crew if youre confident enough there is also a very good community id recommend playing in the doubloon servers doubloons are the premium currency in the game however dont let it deter you from playing you can trade the ingame currency poe or pieces of eight for players who are selling it go check it out itll be worth your time | 1 | 4,476,120 |
shiver me timbers these puzzles be fun me hearteys | 1 | 4,476,121 |
i played this years and years ago it is one of the best mmos i have ever played its a deadzone in there now unfortunately which makes the game a lot less playable | 1 | 4,476,122 |
the puzzles are well designed i have not played this game for years but when i found this game on steam the memory of playing this game still feels so fresh to me | 1 | 4,476,123 |
great game but hurt by a decreasing playerbase and some activities that require larger amounts of players otherwise great fun | 1 | 4,476,124 |
i have been playing this game for over 3 yrs now the game offers challenges ways to improve your personal best and player vs player competitions i love that it has the option to play as a group or alone and the chat can be lively my group uses ventrillo for voice communication as well as a separate forum head on over to hunter ocean server and look for texasborn me i have a crew titans rebirth and flag golden destiny waiting just for you | 1 | 4,476,125 |
have so many good memories with this game its so good you create your pirate enter a crew and go pillaging with them playing awesome puzzles and feeling like a true pirate it used to have a lot of players sadly nowadays it only have a few its still good but i miss when the servers was full of pirates of all continents | 1 | 4,476,126 |
first of all let me state by saying that i used to love this game about ten years ago or so i played this daily was part of a nice crew eowyns crew in case anyone remembers those days of old and i puzzled my weekends away for those days this mmo was one of the best to play on old computers there was always tons of stuff to do nowadays though islands and ships are deserted i always felt that after they introduced poker the game just got worse you had some people winning millions with poker and if you went on a sea monster hunt for hours in a row you would be lucky to get 5k and a few nice items that were probably old i really enjoyed the puzzles though i was amazing at carpenting pretty decent at bilging and sailing too i sucked at navigating though and never got more than a good on that puzzle to me it just feels like the economy of the game has been completely messed up after poker was introduced and im not surprised that hardly anyone is playing this anymore it was a great game though if i had a dozen friends who would play with me i might go and try again so that we could fill up a sloop and plunder but on your own its hard to find a good crew sighs i am sad cause i used to love puzzling in this game but it just feels like a big waste of time nowadays | -1 | 4,476,127 |
i started puzzle pirates around 20052006 at the time sloops were around 2025k and dubs were around 5001k the game had a flourishing community and i happened to live on aim island where the population kept growing through many battles explorations flotilla attacks and puzzlesi was having a blast things back then were very affordable and if you were good at sf rumble hearts spades or td you could easily make enough to buy a manor and a boat a lot of expansions happened between now and then le boats were a lot of fun to own i enjoyed the continued competitions i liked collecting gold box items and i really got into smh and cicits a fatal problem occured however when poker was released the economy was a spiral that nothing or no one could stop at first it didnt really effect things too drastically dubs had gotten to an all time high of 2k but it was overlooked months and years went by as the community decayed and the pirates i knew for years quit things became too expensive and i knew i had to do the same what was once an innocent and engaging game became a festival for botting and gambling of all the years invested in this game i will miss those were apart of my pirate story though the puzzles are still fun today the game itself is a rotted corpse of what used to be an actual experience do not play it | -1 | 4,476,128 |
this is probably one of the best games ill ever play and it is extremely unique and the community is absolutely amazing there is no game like it and the people in the game will give you the shirt off their back which is rare in online games nowadays i usually dont play the game through steam and have played for 6 years unfortunately the days of this game are numbered the game is abandoned and being bled for money the only updates are those which contain items they sell for real life outside of draining the game for money theres no communication or hope for the game unfortunately its your average story of an amazing game concept going to waste by an awful team behind the game unless the game gets sold off and a team that actually cares about the game steps up the game is dead player base has dropped by 500 communication has ended and theyre really just bleeding the games for money really a shame considering how much people loved and backed this game | -1 | 4,476,129 |
here are a few pros and cons followed by a short story of what i have encountered having played over 10 years pros fun puzzles well designed game lots of things to do many ways to customize your pirate you get to be a effin pirate just fun gameplay in general very addictive cons i pretty much abandoned due to ingame economy ruined by poker very expensive in game currency people are being banned for no reason under the cause ban evasion full of people using bots since stats are important for crew positions this kinda ruins the game unlawful activity at least i think so read the story at one point in time i would recommend this game it was amazing life controlling full of life now its abandoned ive spoken to several 10 year players we talked about days where the game was playable for days on end the battles we fought with thousands of players involved how epic some of the player were how the chat at the inns were so alive you could barely get a word in yea the good ol days then we talked about how disappointed we are about where the game is now how the islands and ships are abandoned how the only players online are in a trance at a poker table staff are banning people for no reason and saying ban evasion stats arent earned they are botted i put alot into this review because of how much i actually played how much i loved this game and how disappointed i really am i am banned from the game i played over 10 years ago when i was very young and i got banned i created a new account 10 years later i stress only to play with my younger cousins who i introduced to the game recently i have moved away i own a new computer new internet the whole 9 yards to any other game i am a new person completely never before seen puzzle pirates somehow found out that i was banned 10 years ago and banned me for ban evasion even knew my old username from 10 years ago i honestly think they are using unlawful methods to track down ban evaders there are no ways to trace me back no credit cards no steam accounts no emails no ip address nothing do not spend money on the game not worth it if you want to play for the puzzles go ahead if you want to become rich or play for community or for fun dont i hope this was useful or entertaining | -1 | 4,476,130 |
i wish i could still love this i really do this game was basically my childhood but now its pretty much dead no one bothers to roleplay at all and being a pirate isnt even the most profitable job playing poker is what do the devs do they release reskined ships no content at all rip puzzle pirates goodnight sweet kraken | -1 | 4,476,131 |
its a great game if you like puzzling however as it stands without throwing money at it its hardtime consuming to actually make some poe ing currency and youll find yourself struggling to buy badges to do something other than just the normal pillages i mostly use it to simply play some poker the inflation of the paid currency which you need to unlock certain activities within the game is also a downside back in the day 1 doubloon paid currency could be bought by 1k poe right now its over 3k which makes it even harder for new or returning players so unfortunately i would not recomend this game to others unless youre a puzzle and pirate enthusiast id say dont even bother trying if you are however come right in and join the comunity | -1 | 4,476,132 |
i highly do not recommend this game i played this game back in the day it was well ran and a big community then the company started getting ran by the ocean masters because three rings couldnt afford it and it went to ♥♥♥♥ my boyfriend got banned for botting when he had all new stats on his account so there was no possible way he could have i used another account because i forgot my old account and i got accused for real world trade we emailed the staff of this game about the bans and they provided no reasoning or proof just simply said it is the rules and linked the rules and perma banned its like they want this game to die people are getting banned left and right for no reason and the community is basically dead so dont waste your time and do not play this game | -1 | 4,476,133 |
my last time playing this was when i registered through the browser and downloaded the client which in all honesty it felt like it was years ago i attempted to go back to see if i could have fun and just catch up with the fun all i can say is this game has drastically lost its super active community it is beyond dead and in all honesty im not even sure how the servers are even running or if the devs even make any revenue from this dead game | -1 | 4,476,134 |
this was my favorite game when the game was still building up 10ish years ago the game now shows many signs of being dated and is no longer receiving regular content updates the people running the game are recycling ideas month after month and are still running events that were popular when i first started the game could use a major refresh and i hope to see this game become great once again | -1 | 4,476,135 |
i know i am not the first person to complain about how responding in kind to an offensive statement from a bully will allow them to complain about you getting your account suspended while they carry on to their next victum ypp has a an awful habit of punishing the wrong people i have played this game since the beggining but i think this game is done there is not enough people playing this game anymore for you to find someone to do something with without some serious waiting and the way the staff administers the game is largely at fault | -1 | 4,476,136 |
plenty of other games out there would rather play games that came with my computer then this | -1 | 4,476,137 |
had a bit of fun but it got old fast and unfortunately some of the puzzles are color based being partially colorblind thats kind of a deal breaker wasnt a fan of the art or ui either tbh | -1 | 4,476,138 |
played this game many years ago just took a look at it again and it has become gated more by additional pay walls you cannot pillage and roll with others without paying or grinding | -1 | 4,476,139 |
before the days of standard f2p there was this little game it was java based i played this game in 2005 til about 06 it was one of those i used to take away from wowback then things were much different id puzzle and hang out with people got a girlfriend to play it broke up with her faced her crew in a blockade and sunk her ship all to say this the game was fun however it should have sank a long time ago the subscriber oceansbusiness model much like the current sub games is dead there were 2 and they were well populated now they are 1 and the last tally i did had 70 players on it thats 12 islands to each player the dubloon oceansthe f2p counterparts are still active but pulling in 15th the numbers they used too and most of those are people searching for people who used to play the game and finding no one this jolly roger should be retired its sailed more than its fair share of lasts | -1 | 4,476,140 |
the game features are usually locked behind some kind of paywall that said you can still do some of the basics without paying but be warned the company requires you to pay money to them or have your account deleted after 6 weeks of inactivity no matter how many ships and items you have on your character i paid and was still deleted lost an entire clan and ships overall i cant recommend this game for the following reasons account uncertainty the need more microtransactions the pure repetitious gameplay questionable community the first is explained above the issue with microtransactions is that they are around every corner some things can be purchased with ingame currency but not much and the amount of grind to just get a badge for 30 days saying you can play a feature in the game is ridiculous which leads into my next point repetition in order to get anywhere you need to up your skills which in turn means you are playing the exact same tetris puzzle over and over and over again its so mind numbing it actually starts to become physically painful you get the idea finally we have the community if the repetition and walletpoking dont run you off you might be ok with the community the players in game are an odd mix comprised of the following demographics a those that will talk to you and try to recruit you b those that ignore chat or are too stupid to use it c trolls d jerks and allaround unreliable people who take up a slot on your crew and then disappear im sorry guys i love pirate games and sandbox games but this isnt worth the trouble its garbage for many reasons i dont even know why i bothered writing a review for it you can easily install it and find out for yourselves good luck | -1 | 4,476,141 |
great game but servers are dead hard to get enough people together to do pillages and other activies | -1 | 4,476,142 |
i am just speechless the admin team is not very nice and say that your doing things that they dont want even if your not | -1 | 4,476,143 |
the good stuff i like if you do manage somehow to get some in game currency customising your character decorating your house ship and if privileged enough your island can be fun running a shop can be fun and a tidy profit if you have good business sense but be prepared to be committed as you will be charged island tax and your shop and all items closed and removed if your tax is left unpaid over time the puzzles can be fun provided youre allowed by the captain to do one you like most of the community players are friendly and awesome if small im still friends with a bunch of them the reasons i dont recommend this theres not enough players on subscriber oceans to make paying subscription worthwhile dubloon oceans will have you working your knuckles off or paying out real money if you want to buy anything or do anything besides basic puzzles and the stuff you do buy does eventually decay to dust you usually cant choose what puzzles you want to do on a ship youre assigned by the ships captain your status page stats are compared to everyone else and their alt and do not reflect your actual abilities which ships rely on and youre judged on this by anyone recruiting you for a job offer youre pretty much forced into social cooperation as you cant profit from solo play or if you do its so pitiful its not worth your time based on this its a bad idea to buy a ship which is kind of sad because anyone who plays this dreams of having their own ship if you do run a ship you have to be good at typing commands quickly some of the time other players cost you suppliesmoney because they stand on your ship doing nothing or leave during a battle with another ship joining a job could be a waste of time if the captain messes up with battle navigation loads of items which are no longer obtainable this is a pet peeve of mine its like being punished for being new to a game | -1 | 4,476,144 |
for a mmorpg not many people play this | -1 | 4,476,145 |
for some reason the box the game opens in is incredibly small its really hard to see what is going on the games are fun but they are stopped in the middle to tell you how everyone is doing ruining my groove as it were | -1 | 4,476,146 |
bruh i can play this ♥♥♥♥ with mah ♥♥♥♥♥h karl up in this ♥♥♥♥ we up in here doing dungeons at ♥♥♥♥ he own a tiny little boat but he likes it big usually | -1 | 4,476,147 |
played for days and days online after atleast a year playing this game i can say its a payto wn game that is dead now | -1 | 4,476,148 |
incompatible with windows 10 like some other f2p games will not shut down in system processes making steam unable to shut down unless forced i actually do not have 12 hours in this game that is how long it was running without my knowledge | -1 | 4,476,149 |
doubloon exchanges just to pick up clothing doubloon costs to buy labor seamonster and every other badge which last a finite number of days if you want a mobile cashgrabbing game that you can play on your computer this is it its really sad too because other than the pretty blatant moneysinking its a cute game | -1 | 4,476,150 |
i played this game for 11 years but once it was moved onto steam i couldnt use my account anymore every time i tried to log in it just brought me to create a new pirate it led to the point where my pirate of 11 years was deleted because of inactivity because i couldnt log in this was the game i grew up with 11 years down the drain 17 hrs is from a new account where i tried months ago to try get back into the game | -1 | 4,476,151 |
help make puzzle pirates available to windows 10 users sign now and make a difference httpswwwchangeorgpsegathreeringsdesignmakepuzzlepirateswindows10compatiblerecruiter484152542amputmsourceshareforstartersamputmmediumcopylink | -1 | 4,476,152 |
having recieved my 9th joller roger 9 years i must be honest loved and lived game long before steam but this game is no longer what it was omgamemasters have let botters and rmtreal oney trading take control of the game often knowingly re oms named hera and galene aiding in the forementioned system cheaters to maintain for the good of the game call it what it is bs steam should remove any association with this game by proxy as it has become disgustingly the juveniele hack playground | -1 | 4,476,153 |
terrible mmo this is probably good for 1990 | -1 | 4,476,154 |
game is trash 010 | -1 | 4,476,155 |
its like habbo hotel was face♥♥♥♥ed by bejeweled puzzles | -1 | 4,476,156 |
i wish i could give a meh played this on a shady webpage back in 06 i was like 4 so i wanted to play it for real the problem is its more outdated than socks and sandals i get that they want to keep it like the original game but it doesnt feel right to me 510 | -1 | 4,476,157 |
this game was my childhood game but when i start it again with my brother this was total pain in the ♥♥♥ doubloon system just absurd you cannot do anything without them you cannot be a pirate without doubloon you cannot set sail without doubloon you cant even buy decent items without doubloon this is not a free to play game do not play this game play other free to play games because this is not a free to play game | -1 | 4,476,158 |
pretty dull and the animationssound effects are crap which kills a game like this minigames are basically just poor mans versions of of columns puzzle league bustamove etc the interface is confusing and cluttered maybe in the grander scheme of things the game picks up but if you want to match blocks and gain numbers there are much better puzzle games out there probably ones about pirates too | -1 | 4,476,159 |
too addictive spent way too much time on this when i shouldnt 7628 hours played regrets it all | -1 | 4,476,160 |
i lost years to this game but its still the same game it was almost a decade ago | -1 | 4,476,161 |
this game is a loade of ♥♥♥♥ i never want to play this game in my life | -1 | 4,476,162 |
wow no just no i cant believe steam even lets you install this without warnings dont do it guys i think the positive reviews were trying to be sarcastic | -1 | 4,476,163 |
this game the idea of creating a pirate a crew and playing poker is very good but the gameplay is very boring there are many other puzzles games better than this piece of crap | -1 | 4,476,164 |
boring game no farming | -1 | 4,476,165 |
hot ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ this game is bad | -1 | 4,476,166 |
thought i was putting the age of my character in instead it was sapost to be my age i put in 10 year old and now i am locked from playing the game | -1 | 4,476,167 |
not recommend this game | -1 | 4,476,168 |
no i not recommend this game | -1 | 4,476,169 |
this game not interes me | -1 | 4,476,170 |
game is to out dated | -1 | 4,476,171 |
not what i expected its also hard to purchase anything for your pirate because you dont earn doubloons in missions you earn eights you need doubloons to purchase items i think the only way you can is with your debitcredit card as i was like i dont think so not worth it too much time wasted | -1 | 4,476,172 |
go to hell this game | -1 | 4,476,173 |
lol this game | -1 | 4,476,174 |
nice puzzle game but become boring after few matches | -1 | 4,476,175 |
110 just a bad game overall dead boring dead silly dead dead 110 | -1 | 4,476,176 |
grade 65100 difficulty varies depending on activity pros a variety of things to do and puzzles to play cons not very immersive very bland graphics games are either too complex or too easy none feel engaging enough to replay on a consistent basis replayable no do not recommend unless youre really bored | -1 | 4,476,177 |
it is the most romantic film that has ever been made about a nervous lady getting slapped all over the place by a millionaire hunk that is right it is the erotic comedy thriller that is called 50 shades of grey this morning when it was the morning time i went to see 50 shades of grey on my own at the cinema for a romantic treat for myself to help get me in a valentines day mood and as soon as the film starts it shows ana who is the main girl in the film going to do a interview with a man who is called christian grey who is a millionaire ex model hunk because she is doing a essay about millionaire ex model hunks for her college course and when ana gets to christians office she starts feeling dead nervous because of how much of a hunk he is and the camera does loads of close up slow motion shots of her biting her bottom lip and licking her chin from all different types of angles and my best bit in the whole of the film is when christian says to ana that he wants to show her something and ana says so show me then and christian does a half smile and he slowly walks over to a hidden door that is in his office and he tells ana to come closer to see what is behind it and as ana steps through the hidden door she looks around the room and she sees that it is completely filled with thousands of sausages tied to the ceiling from stings and christian looks at ana and he says this is my playroom i wanted you to see it and ana turns to christian and she stares into his eyes and she can see the reflection of thousands of uncooked sausages shining back at her and it was almost as if she was having a look into 2 tiny butchers windows and then all of a sudden christian does a really high pitch screaming laugh and then he starts running underneath all of the sausages with his mouth wide open and he starts dipping all of the sausages into his mouth like he is having a quick taste of each and every one of them and ana just stares at him watching his every move and she can feel herself tingling with excitement and after about 15 minutes of watching him she cant even contain herself anymore so she starts running around the room doing the same and then after watching them dipping the sausages into their mouths for about 45 minutes they both go to grab the same sausage at exactly the same time and their lips meet and they share their first kiss together under the blanket of dangling meat and at that very moment the whole of the world stopped just for them and then christian gently puts his fingers next to anas mouth and he says i wont do you no harm and ana says ok and she closes her eyes and she slowly puts christians fingers inside of her mouth and then she just starts swallowing his arm like she has been possessed by a erotic snake and christian says what the hell are you doing and ana trys to say i thought that you told me to swallow your arm and christian shouts no i said i wont do you no harm and then he starts screaming oh my god please god stop it please you are crushing my arm and as he trys to pull his arm out of anas mouth her throat just gobbles it back up even more like it has got a mind of its own and before they could even call for help ana had swallowed christians arm right up to his shoulder and then after them struggling for ages to get christians arm out of anas mouth christians whole body starts turning completely grey and that is why the film is called 50 shades of grey and then right at the end of the film there is a slow motion shot of ana lying on the floor with christians lifeless grey body hanging out of her mouth and it really is such a beautiful ending to such a romantic film so if you want to feel a extra slice of spice this valentines day then this is definitely the only film that you need to see | -1 | 4,476,178 |
boring tedious puzzle game | -1 | 4,476,179 |
absolute worst game ever made even kranispantis hates it i regret nothing | -1 | 4,476,180 |
gets a little boring when you play for a while | -1 | 4,476,181 |
this one blows | -1 | 4,476,182 |
im only playing this game for its achievments this game isnt interesting at all p i played it on facebook for quite some time till i got lost then i never played it again 610 lt because of the swordfighting puzzle game 4 v 1 is the only challenge | -1 | 4,476,183 |
i care not for a godforsaken deckhand just be givin me th grog only a lad can be weighin anchor on the booty curse ye dance a jig on that putrid blunderbuss t blast or not t blast tis th question a wise knave keeps only compny with a fleabitten cowardly dog an a poxridden buccanneer i care not for a disloyal botswain just be givin me th pistol once a waster always a waster bucket o bladder stench i think that be his hat bucket o bladder stench curse th puffy shirt id rather lose me teeth i think that be her pegleg cursed wenches o fire rob that sea monkey lest i keelhaul him cursed wenches o fire may she always be broadsidin an swabbin me deckhand t shank or not t shank tis th question may she always be keelhaulin an shoutin me cowardly dog | -1 | 4,476,184 |
hitting your face against a brick wall covered in spikes would be more enjoyable than playing this pile of ♥♥♥♥ | -1 | 4,476,185 |
1no tutorial 2gameplay looks to much casual 3graphic hmm worster on most games 4 looks pay to play | -1 | 4,476,186 |
worst game ♥♥♥♥ing ever anyone who plays this ♥♥♥♥ joe and kyle is a ♥♥♥♥ing loser | -1 | 4,476,187 |
if you dont have any game to play this might be an option especially if you are at work and you dont have a powerful pc at your fingers but other than that i wouldnt play it | -1 | 4,476,188 |
there are pirates and puzzles lost a few iq points with this one | -1 | 4,476,189 |
fun for about 10 mins or so but some might enjoy for longer | -1 | 4,476,190 |
i hated this game i thought it would be something fun to do while doing other things but it was just boring and clunky im definitely too old for it but i cant really see younger kids wanting to play either it seemed like a bunch of lousy versions of mobile games grouped together into a weird mmo thing id rather just play a mobile game i guess just not for me | -1 | 4,476,191 |
in a shed was a pile of about 40 completely naked human bodies in the last stages of emaciation these bodies were lightly sprinkled with lime not for the purposes of destroying them but for the purpose of removing the stench when the shed was fulli presume its capacity to be about 200 the bodies were taken to a pit a mile from the camp where they were buried the inmates claimed that 3000 men who had been either shot in the head or who had died of starvation had been so buried since the 1st of january when we began to approach with our troops the germans thought it expedient to remove the evidence of their crime therefore they had some of the slaves exhume the bodies and place them on a mammoth griddle composed of 60centimeter railway tracks laid on brick foundations they poured pitch on the bodies and then built a fire of pinewood and coal under them they were not very successful in their operations because there was a pile of human bones skulls charred torsos on or under the griddle which must have accounted for many hundreds | -1 | 4,476,192 |
its a disgrace to offer this steaming pile to the public | -1 | 4,476,193 |
its like pogo had sex with popcap and had a bunch of slow inbred babies awful stay away unless you enjoy crappy java games and annoying paid upgrades | -1 | 4,476,194 |
not piratey nor puzzley enough for me | -1 | 4,476,195 |
shiver me timbers why does steam give me these games | -1 | 4,476,196 |
the minigames are okay but its overall pretty boring a nice little game sure but it seems a bit outdated | -1 | 4,476,197 |
maybe some nice ideas but for me it was boring | -1 | 4,476,198 |
id rather be addicted to crack then play this game | -1 | 4,476,199 |
do not get this game sucks so badly | -1 | 4,476,200 |
minigames are okay but it got boring quickly | -1 | 4,476,201 |