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## Speaker_0: ##
canada would be a 3rd world country over night if the housing market crashed
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh, it will. All bubbles do. So many grannies got caught in the Shanghai Composite bubble already. :) And apparently now, they don't even have a memory than can last a decade to remember the last real estate crisis.
## Walls1337bot: ##
to be fair, the last real estate crisis in Canada was in the late 80s. been bubbling for a while now. there is more money to cartwheel out of china for now.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes, there is more to inflate, yes I get it... The point is, it should end at some point, and until then, they will go like lemmings, just as they do the SFO bay area, London, Hong Kong, and place their money in real estate as a "safe investment".
## Walls1337bot: ##
It is well known that momentum investing outperforms fundamental investing.
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## Speaker_0: ##
i wonder how his real estates are doing
## Speaker_1: ##
Probably well. Estate in most cities is on fire especially the mega cities like NYC or sf
## Speaker_0: ##
true dat. housing prices even down here in Dallas is getting ridiculous
## Speaker_2: ##
I live in missouri and every house on my street is appraised at $60k or less.... it's nuts. it's a college town where people are renting these 1000sqft houses for like, $650/month, but the houses are only appraised at like $45k-50k. it's bonkers.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is every college town in the midwest. Not really crazy.
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## Speaker_0: ##
finally someone who understands that the markets were actually pricing in zero rate hikes next year
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't get it tho, they wanna send us into recession??
## Speaker_2: ##
Stock market is not the economy. The feds mandate is employement and inflation, not stocks.
## Speaker_3: ##
Thank you! The stock market means jack shit when talking about economics.
## Walls1337bot: ##
if only the voters got that
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## Walls1337bot: ##
My AMD $5 calls expired yesterday worthless. A proper fucking indeed.
## Speaker_0: ##
How do you have calls that expire on a Thursday?
## Speaker_1: ##
because he's lying
## Walls1337bot: ##
They expired on the 16th so I just closed them out and took my losses. Wasn't expecting this today though, no biggie, win some lose some.
## Speaker_1: ##
You know that "Jun16" just means it's the June monthly option for 2016... which always expires on the 3rd Friday of the month?
Please tell me I'm wrong and you aren't this fucking retarded?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm still learning options, so can confirm am properly retarded
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## Speaker_0: ##
You had me at "I'm a high school student and I can assure you"
Bro I just went back to college Rodney Dangerfield style at a top ranked state university. CS graduates are getting $100-120k/year from Google and Apple right after graduation. The problem with you thesis is this: EVERY COMPANY IS A TECHNOLOGY COMPANY NOW. Maybe Amazon doesn't have room for every CS graduate but guess what? Everyone from Monsanto to Pepsi needs to build software, apps, etc. There will be jobs for people your age. You'll be working for me.
This might make a good paper for your AP whatever class but it's not real life. You sound like an entitled kid with too much time on your hands. Go volunteer at the dog shelter or something.
## Speaker_1: ##
> There will be jobs for people your age. You'll be working for me.
I can guarantee you 100% I won't be working for anyone. My family owns an extremely large company, and after finishing my MBA I will take over it.
>This might make a good paper for your AP whatever class but it's not real life. You sound like an entitled kid with too much time on your hands. Go volunteer at the dog shelter or something.
Not a thesis, just sharing my DD. Just like I do roughly once a month, and am always right. And the reason I'm entitled is because I can be entitled.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You can skip the MBA since you'll be working for daddy anyway. Hell, just drop out right now, kid. Save yourself the time and effort.
## Speaker_1: ##
That's why you're unsuccessful, and will never be successful. Pathetic.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If you think about it, for your level of intelligence, getting an MBA is simply redundant. 1) You're in high school, but yet know everything. 2) Since you know everything, you don't need more education 3) Because you don't need more education, you can drop out now, and go work for daddy... for whom you'll be working for anyway, if you had gone to college for 4 years and completed an MBA on top of that.
## Speaker_1: ##
I plan on completing the MBA mainly because I actually fear that I can fuck the company up, and just because I THINK I know what I have to do, it doesn't mean I do know.
The company is worth more than you could guess, and making it nose-dive wouldn't be very good. Even though my family has income through Stocks, Real Estate, Ruby Mines, Farms, and Multiple companies, this company alone is a lot of money per month. I would never go in blindfolded, just because I THINK I can.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>just because I THINK I know what I have to do, it doesn't mean I do know.
the cognitive dissonance is strong with this one
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## Speaker_0: ##
"losing money? that sounds like a choice"
## Speaker_1: ##
The guy 'does' speak a lot of truth though, let's be real. Do you guys notice the similarity between Jim Carrey and Kanye, both geniuses at their craft, all speak about things like we are all one, how we should start giving love a chance and all that?
The Creator talking through us all is out there/in here, y'all better believe it. Truth resonates.
## Speaker_2: ##
This is some retarded ass shit man. The guy is nuts, and shit at explaining what he is thinking. The fact you think he is the messiah because he can rap is pathetic as fuck lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
"People don't want to hear the truth, they never do. They want to live in some king of fantasy. And then when they get caught up in it, they start being in denial because they don't want to be wrong."
Keep playing with your monopoly money printed by a private company, oh little pleb, go back to bed, don't look into aliens, don't question georgia guidestones, don't do all of that bro, just don't, I'm begging you.
Kanye just had enough, and everything is coming out at once, so it seems like nonsense but it's hard to explain God and Love and THE ALL to people not even willing to listen.
## Speaker_2: ##
bruh lay off the drugs
## Speaker_1: ##
I think you need some bro
## Speaker_3: ##
i've seen enough. you need better drugs, you been on crack too long, by choice by the sounds of it. jim carrey and kanye are both fucking nuts. jim carrey decided that painting was his calling, after years of acting and the traumatic realization that he was typecast. kanye just does stupid shit to get attention, bad or good, and right now the biggest attention magnet is trump. the only way for him to get limelight would never be in joining others with legitimate criticism, he had to stand out to be noticed. none of them have the answers you seem to have read into them.
## Speaker_1: ##
You definitely seen enough computer games. Kanye has rubbed shoulders with the elites and god knows who else, what the fuck would you know?
## Walls1337bot: ##
> Kanye has rubbed shoulders with the elites and god knows who else
Lizard people?
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## Speaker_0: ##
As some one who has been in the market since 1996, I disagree. Where we are at is the "bear trap". I have no doubt this will end in tears for all the fools of WSB but we're still in the early stages of the mania phase. Expect a recession in 2 years.
## Speaker_1: ##
As someone who was born in 1995, I'd like to reassure you that I obviously have more experience, and I'm correct. I started trading right out of the womb, and quickly climbed to the top of my field. Did you see my chart? It's very detailed and clear.
## Walls1337bot: ##
how many confirmed trades do you have??
## Speaker_1: ##
I have more confirmed trades than the number of times I slept with your mother.
## Walls1337bot: ##
dad?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Would the owner of this profile please let me know. You will become a mod.
Edit- 1 kid claimed it was him and then deleted his acct.. I need to find this user.
## Speaker_1: ##
TCM don't let the kid get away. He said it was him:
https://www.reddit.com/user/FeetSniffer69_420
## Speaker_2: ##
Based on username alone I believe it's him.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The user history...lmao
## Speaker_3: ##
Posted "Is it weird that someone I know sniffs their own balls?"
Good Christ, goldmine!
## Walls1337bot: ##
> I almost always get 7-8 but last night, I kept being woken up while sleeping and ended up with about 6 hours if not 5 hours of sleep. I have work in 4 hours and it’s really hard to try to shut my eyes and go back to sleep so what do you think I should do here? Today sucks...
8 days ago
> 1:10,000 leverage, which brokers have it?
8 days ago
> Is there a broker that has an option for 1:5000 leverage? My friend uses 1:2000 but said I should go for the higher the better so I’m just wondering if anyone knows if anyone has this option
10 days ago
> I haven’t been making anything but pennies. Should I go up to 1:1000 leverage?
10 days ago @ /r/NoFap
> I just saw a really hot girls tits and now I want to do it really badly. What do I do?
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> I don’t have any food in my room except for a jar of almond butter and don’t have any spoons in my room either, too lazy to go grab one so I am eating it with my finger out of the jar
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> So it was 85 degrees today. It dropped to 60 recently and now the whole house is about 65 but my room is still 85. Why is this?
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> I’m high af but my stomach is rumbling but I already brushed my teeth and no way can I brush them again, too tired but anyway, should I go to sleep hungry or eat but no clean teeth?
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> I’m so high I just gave my thumb a blowjob after finishing my Cheeto munch
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> I’m too high to go to sleep but also too high to even keep my eyes open.... so what shall I do? I’m in bed in the dark, usually am asleep now but got extra high tonight + some caffeine
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> Can cucumbers jump into the air ? On their own?
## Speaker_0: ##
You are now a mod.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Nice... ready to ban some faggots
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can imagine an IRS agent is going to find this sub and laughing his/her ass off at all the tax write-offs we have floating around.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You can only claim so much, though. A couple years ago, I took a huge hit, and only last year used the last of it up due to large gains.
## Speaker_1: ##
3k. RIP my 22k of my 25k in $EXXI losses
## Speaker_2: ##
huh? It's called a carry-over, you don't lose that $22k, you'll just claim it over the next 8 years lol.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah I actually was surprised when they let me take 3k again last year.
Mega RIP this year. I've had about 30k in actualized gains since the election. Those theft agents are going to be salivating over getting to steal 25% of my tendies
## Walls1337bot: ##
Your carry-over is 3k, but that's just losses you can claim. If you have gains, you can apply the carry-over losses against the gains in full. So if you still have 23k of loss carrying over from two years ago, and you made 30k profit this year, you only pay tax on 7k of that profit.
## Speaker_3: ##
Wait, for real?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes, your losses apply against your profit to determine how much tax you pay. If your losses are greater than your profits, then you can only claim 3k of those losses per year. Anything over that 3k carry's over to the next year. So a really big loss could help offset taxes for several years.
## Speaker_3: ##
Sorry, I got confused. I thought you were saying if one year resulted in a loss of, say, 10k, and the second year resulted in gains of 15k, that you could claim 7k in losses from the first year in the second year. But you are meaning if the loss and gain happened in the same year correct?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Year one, you have 10k losses. You can claim 3k in deductions. 7k carries over to the next year.
Year two, you have 15k gains. You had 7k of losses carried over, so you pay tax on 8k of gains.
Year three, you have nothing carried over, so your tax is based on whatever happened this year, with a maximum of 3k losses being deductible.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude, when you got an account that big you take on smaller positions or sell options. WTF.
## Speaker_1: ##
The losses were from selling options... Guy sold calls on TLRY before it rocketed to 300.
## Walls1337bot: ##
oh mah god fuckin RIP why sell naked calls on meme weed stocks
## Speaker_1: ##
Because you've got a million to blow!
## Walls1337bot: ##
the only thing dumber than buying options on meme stocks is selling them
like walking face first into a lawnmower and hoping you make it between the blades
plus the assignment risk on calls is huge that shit happens to me even when i sell spreads, some shithead stuck me with like 10000 visa shares overnight last month which was damn nerve wracking
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tesla says hold my beer
## Speaker_1: ##
Tesla has 20x SNAPs sales and is only valued at 2x SNAPs market cap.
Tesla also earns twice as much (or more accurately, loses half as much) as SNAP.
## Speaker_0: ##
Ya but tesla has mountains more competition and f and gm are trading for single digit pe. The only competition snap has is fb.
## Speaker_1: ##
>The **only** competition snap has is fb.
ಠ_ಠ
## Walls1337bot: ##
checks flair*
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## Walls1337bot: ##
16 at 4.26 broke faggot checking in
## Speaker_0: ##
@4.34 here, I woulda thought we were fucked but hot damn rn
## Walls1337bot: ##
I love it. To the moon boi
## Speaker_1: ##
u not going to any moon with only 16 shares lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
I can dream bro
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh damn. Those balls though
## Speaker_1: ##
Cambridge Analytica was the instruction manual for internet marketing, Facebook dip was merely a reflection of discomfort people had felt for a long time but had nothing to do with how much ad revenue the platform will make.
## Speaker_2: ##
The FB dip was literally free money
## Speaker_3: ##
Only because it turned out not to really affect the stock. Had it gone the other way everyone would be saying "no shit it tanked this is a big privacy issue!".
## Walls1337bot: ##
Exactly. It's always "so obvious" in hindsight.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cant wait to get approved for robinhood options in a week go BALLS deep into SPY calls and then have the market get Bennett Foddy'd and start all the way at the bottom of the mountain again.
## Speaker_1: ##
Get �� A �� Real �� Broker
## Walls1337bot: ##
Honestly if you can’t afford the contract fees of tastyworks or IB, you can’t afford to trade options
## Speaker_2: ##
IB had easily one of the worst interfaces I'd ever seen. And it wanted me to pay money to see real time quotes. Is there some secret to make it not completely suck compared to any other broker out there?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh I’m not promoting IB at all. I don’t use it and never have. I’m just saying to the dude who can’t buy options until it comes on Robin Hood, maybe he should be evaluating if he should trade options
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## Walls1337bot: ##
> ...buying naked calls...
Please explain how you know the seller is naked.
Pics, or it didn't happen!
Edit: imo, if you can't buy calls and puts successfully, you have absolutely no business selling naked calls. But, I suppose dopes like you are why dummies like me get to make any money. So, yeah, go for it. Also, Thanks in advance for the chicken.
## Speaker_0: ##
Did you get your grade 11 yet Ricky? I clearly said I will be selling spreads, not naked. You need to get those reading comprehension gains man.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Spreads can be naked or covered, buckuroo.
Also, Ricky is a genius, Morty's the twit, ya Morty.
Edit: btw, downvotes are pathetic (if that was you), don't be that guy.
Edit2: fuck all y'all.
## Speaker_1: ##
ricky from trailer park boys
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ha. Much funnier. Anyway, point still stands. Saying that you are "buying naked calls" makes you seem as dumb as a bag of hammers. I don't care how many accounts you use to downvote or how many of your ignorant 12yo friends help you, it's still plain fucking idiocy. So, get fucked, and learn something.
Hint: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/relative-value.asp
Edit: ...and, I just realized you're not OP, and now I'm the idiot. Damn it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't read long DD, can I get a tl;dr
## Speaker_1: ##
TL;DR
* Computers need RAM. RAM is random access memory.
* There are two types of RAM, dynamic and static.
* Micron makes Dynamic RAM.
* Each is not objectively better than the other in current time, but dynamic seems to be the way of the future.
* Dynamic seems to be the way to go for faster computing for machine learning, and executing hash functions (mining buttcoin).
* MU is leading the new wave of memory chips.
## Speaker_2: ##
I need to hire you to translate when I'm talking to my mother.
## Speaker_1: ##
My mom has no more than a 9th grade education in mathematics.
I have a degree in math.
I've been trying to explain graduate level mathematics to my mom for a few years. Every now and again I get her to understand.
So I certainly have the experience, translating this kind of stuff.
My rate is $60/hr.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why does 1/x diverge
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mine too. One day I aspire to be the hand that takes the money.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'd be happy if I was at least the doge.
## Speaker_2: ##
> doge.
jesus chirst.. you're a fucking adult and you say, "doge" and on top of this fucking worthless post that adds absolutely nothing of value to the sub . Fuck off back to investing or robinhood.
## Speaker_1: ##
Seems like the market has spoken, dawg.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hahah zesty
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where do you think you are
## Speaker_1: ##
Per your previous comment about half of the users here have access/use Bloombergs, I would assume that some would probably have their CFA charters as well.
## Speaker_0: ##
What? 50% of people here do not use Bloomberg. The overlap of people that have Bloomberg terminals and can fuck around on Reddit all day is minimal
## Speaker_1: ##
Sorry, got you confused with /u/whatsanoption. He's the one who said that.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Saw your comment popup on my Bloomberg Terminal (Thank god it lets your have a web browser) - Just wanted to address the facts really quick here in between trades: /u/ReadIntoThisName is a fucking liar, and thats why he has that flair.
## Speaker_0: ##
for someone "with a job" you have an awful lot of time to post food you've seen
## Walls1337bot: ##
Its called Vacation.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You sound butthurt. Is this the story of your life?
## Speaker_1: ##
He's probably mad cause he 40 and working as a greeter at Walmart while a high schooler just made five year his salary in 12 days.
I heard Walmart is increasing its wages by a couple cents so he's got that going for him...
## Speaker_2: ##
Yup, 26 with a cute Asian girlfriend. You totally called it. I don't I've stepped inside a Walmart in 5 years. I also live downtown next to everything in my city. how's jacking off and being a faggot treating you?
## Speaker_3: ##
Dude you are SO sick.. Wow. You don't go to Walmart? You must be super high end. So sick.
## Speaker_4: ##
He must shop at target
## Walls1337bot: ##
Excuse me, pleb, they call it Targét.
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## Speaker_0: ##
1k limit? What am I, poor?
## Speaker_1: ##
Its not 1k limit you just get 1k immediately available for trading when you make a deposit instead of waiting years for all your funds to come in.
## Speaker_2: ##
Only insured to $500k though.
## Speaker_3: ##
If you are trading > $500k on an iphone app you're doing it wro.... Actually you are in the right subreddit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
YOLO
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## Speaker_0: ##
Since when did neopets have a stock exchange
## Speaker_1: ##
I feel like I do remember something similar way back when I did that shit but I was way too young to care.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah my Neopets days ended when I got my master's
## Speaker_3: ##
I can't believe I traded a Darigan Sword of Death for a Tchea fruit...
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## Speaker_4: ##
The fucks the trigger for this lmao
## Speaker_5: ##
Yeah my Neopets days ended when I got my master's
## Speaker_3: ##
I can't believe I traded a Darigan Sword of Death for a Tchea fruit...
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Neopets?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've always had respect for Elon, but this was just plain retarded. I think he's losing it.
## Speaker_1: ##
100+ hour work weeks can do that to a man
## Speaker_0: ##
That’s probably true. I feel like he is obsessed. Dude needs to take a vacation and get his head straight, or he’s gonna get tunnel vision.
## Speaker_2: ##
The most vacation he takes is one day or two every now and then. Longest vacation was a week in 2000 just because he got malaria. The dude wants to work so hard he'll die on the desk, and we should respect him
## Speaker_3: ##
Nope, I dont think that's respectable. The man is insane.
## Speaker_2: ##
You wouldn't do it, I wouldn't do it, he wants to. I don't think he has much in his life other than work, but that's how he wants it
## Speaker_3: ##
He has a family that he is obviously neglecting. I really dont find it respectable ks all I'm saying.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Multiple families he's neglecting. He likes spreading his genetic material and then getting divorced.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You can try not to be an asshole, and you should do so, but the stink of a false accusation never comes off.
I was falsely accused at one job and even when I went back there 5 years later it still came up in my comeback interview.
## Speaker_1: ##
Need more backstory dawg
## Speaker_0: ##
I was working a security job right around the time the US went into Afghanistan. One of my coworkers had a husband who was over there.
One Friday night, there’s five or six of us in the security office shooting the shit. She tells me we should go get a beer after work. I say no, that I have to pick up my dog, etc. Hint not received. She keeps asking, I keep saying no, including finally saying she’s married to a deployed soldier and I didn’t think that was right. She still didn’t take it as a no.
I finally barked back “No! I’m not interested, so stop asking!!!”
She came in the next day and told the site supervisor that I had pinned her against a wall and saying we needed to get a drink after work and go fuck.
Thankfully between video cameras and coworkers who saw the discussion go down, they knew she was full of shit, but I was suspended while it was going on, and then go to our district office to kiss the ring for even getting in that position in the first place.
Years later they started calling and asking me to come back, so I agreed. I still had to interview as part of EEOE/AA bullshit, and that was the very first thing they asked me about.
## Speaker_0: ##
So now when you get someone like Kavanaugh being accused, fuck yeah I’m skeptical. Believe all women my ass. There’s a large amount that know those kind of accusations are like a hydrogen bomb.
## Walls1337bot: ##
As always, you should take any accusation with a pinch of salt. But it's important to avoid attacking women/men who accuse and women/men that are accused until you are certain of the truth.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Its cause they banned u/niggawithabrain.
## Speaker_1: ##
F to pay respects
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F
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## Walls1337bot: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
MU might drop under $50B this week
## Speaker_0: ##
Just curious, what's your PT on MU?
## Walls1337bot: ##
What I think it should be worth after each of the next three ER's: $85, $100, $120.
Probable PT range: $40\-80 \(useless, I know\)
## Speaker_1: ##
Serious question, I have options for March 23 and 29th, at 42, 45, 50, 52 I bought when it was around 43. Should I hold through all this tariff bullshit till earnings?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I would sell it all and buy Jan'19's calls, anywhere from $50-$60 strikes. $MU is not something you want to toy with in the near term, it likes to tank for months at a time for no reason.
I have April 50c's that I would unload if $MU hits the low $50's
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everything looked like it was getting better and that tweet killed it
## Speaker_1: ##
The reality setting in that he is fucking clueless is what killed it. Equity markets generally ignore politicians, but he became too much of a factor to ignore. Global slow down, fed policy, near-zero ROI on the tax cuts, and that fucktards inability to get out of his own way is what killed it.
The funniest thing about this place, though, is that the same people that still cheer this dude on are the same ones *still* getting taken to the woodshed and losing all $2000 they had in RH.
## Speaker_2: ##
uhg this sub is filling up fast with leftists
last 6 months have gotten so bad with shills
## Speaker_3: ##
You don't have to be a leftist to recognize that this president is a fucking moron.
## Speaker_2: ##
i happen to not believe the president is a moron
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ok
BUT
Do you think he's very cool and very legal?
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's funny cause half the people here won't be able to take advantage and short the market.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't know how. Honestly.
## Speaker_2: ##
You mostly cant with RH, unless your buy Inverse/Short ETFs
## Speaker_3: ##
Any examples?
## Speaker_4: ##
$SDS, $SPXU, $SPXS, $SH.
ur welcome fgt
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yea just tell a dude using RH to short the S&p. .. What could possibly go wrong?
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## Speaker_0: ##
The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lacking of apprenticeships, not internships, or the unwillingness of companies to outlay cash and lost productivity to train skilled replacements for their workforce. I'm not talking about breaking into heavily unionized industries like auto or utilities. Rather, I'm speaking about the skilled trades like plumbing, glazing, baking, butchery, heavy machinery, and trucking.
## Speaker_1: ##
Or people could just get an accounting degree and never be unemployed ever
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Yeah, until you start taking classes and you *hate* accounting. Then you can't bear to continue your degree while you have repeat existential crises because you don't want to have to do this boring bullshit the rest of your life. Then you become a history major because it's actually what you want to do, get great grades, learn a shit ton about the world, you graduate and of course, can't find a job in your field. Going back to school so you can get into education isn't worth it because you'd be making just as much as you currently do but with more debt because teachers don't get paid shit. So you scramble and figure out all these weird ways to make money on the internet while sitting at home on your computer on days you aren't working your day job. Then you start thinking "fuck... I still need more income to cover my own ass and pay all these bills" so you start investing your money and coming up with business ideas, all the while thinking...
"Boy would that accounting degree sure have come in handy right now."
This is *totally* a story I just came up with and not real life.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lmao yeah I feel you. Unfortunately the world runs on boring bullshit so that's what's in demand. Do I love my job every day? No. Do I make six figures at 27 years old? Yes.
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They say money can't buy happiness. What they don't say is that money can buy you things that make you happy.
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Two girls at the same time.
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TBF, doesn't take that much money to make that happen...
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for a guy like me it does
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How much did you gain? Are we talking yachts or your next lunch?
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Several hundred shares not a huge payday but a big deal for my aavings.
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I'd be interested to know how much you risked and how much you gained... even if its just a PM... for my own curiosity's sake.
## Speaker_1: ##
$199, 300 shares but my total investments are just about $2500 so about 30% of my equity I put in
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You go Glen Coco!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Retards can only hold their phones for this long & eventually they are gonna change. Balls deep AAPL
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s exactly right. I’m completely fucking retarded and I’m still on iPhone 6. It’s getting slow and very hot when I use it. The earpiece doesn’t work well anymore and I can’t hear the other person when I get work calls. I’ve had the earpiece replaced twice and battery replaced once. It’s time for an upgrade to iPhone 11 with the better cameras to take pictures of my retarded kids, but I just don’t have the money right now because, as previously noted, I’m retArded and can’t seem to budget my finances well enough to afford a new phone.
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Why the fuck do you have kids then? Are you retarded?
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“Okay retards, smile for the camera.”
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"Daddy needs the karma"
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## Speaker_0: ##
>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
## Speaker_1: ##
Life gave it to me so it could better take it away.
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AAPL phones are the strongest sellers at all local stores where I live. Its also the strongest in Asia. SAMSUNG had an explosive year LOL, and AAPL filled the gap. They may have their greatest quarter ever. Best of luck fscomeau you are gonna need it.
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I see what you did there. Well played.
I took a few flights during this period, and every single time they had this polite but ominous warning -- the FAA ban message made me think, "well, I'm pretty sure anyone who was thinking about buying one is not going to do that anymore."
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#I don't want to be rude but..[You have the charisma of a damp rag](https://youtu.be/bypLwI5AQvY) and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, that we're all going to ask, is ***"Who are you?"*** I'd never heard of you. Nobody on /r/WSB had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, u/bollvirtuoso, who upvoted for you, and what mechanism? Oh, I know democracy isn't popular with you lots, and what mechanism the people of /r/WSB have to remove you? Is this /r/WSB democracy?
Well, I sense, though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of /r/WSB democracy, and of the /r/WSB subreddit-nation-states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of us subreddit-nation-states - perhaps that's because you come from /r/investing, which is pretty much a non-subreddit.
#tl;dr sftu no body cares and fuck /u/dsbtc and /u/Ijesuschrist put your fucking flair back on
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
## Speaker_1: ##
he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
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I'm new here. Is this a story I've missed?
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u/analfarmer2 was like a teenager that grew his account to $750k and then lost it all in a matter of like 2 weeks
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But what happened to u/analfarmer1
I hate watching the sequel without the original.
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Everything looked like it was getting better and that tweet killed it
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The reality setting in that he is fucking clueless is what killed it. Equity markets generally ignore politicians, but he became too much of a factor to ignore. Global slow down, fed policy, near-zero ROI on the tax cuts, and that fucktards inability to get out of his own way is what killed it.
The funniest thing about this place, though, is that the same people that still cheer this dude on are the same ones *still* getting taken to the woodshed and losing all $2000 they had in RH.
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That’s just the real autist spilling over from the Donald.
## Speaker_3: ##
Man maybe you all just retarded. Fucking shit in the water, no vaccinations, on ritalin since you were fucking babies then red pilled alphas doing roids, take your fake rolex and shove it where you can smuggle it. Should have bet on the [donkey races](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XtVm8z28e4).
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I can't decide if you're retarded enough to be banned or modded...
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## Speaker_0: ##
Post your trades fag, also the ones when you give it back eventually. Nice gains tho.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah yeah... that's what everyone said when my account was @ $17k.
## Walls1337bot: ##
dude no one gives a fuck what your account size is. We only are interested in this because it can point us to a potential idea.
It's why we want to know your holdings, and we ban people who don't post holdings
## Speaker_1: ##
I have 0 holdings... I posted the what that trade was, MA calls. I posted yesterday on some threads I was bullish on MA.
I posted earlier to buy SQ puts. Not sure what you are wanting me to post. My only holding this very moment is some 5/4 SQ puts I put $3200 on.
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You're good man. You're a rough diamond and we just tryna refine you into a gem
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This is giving mixed emotions.. Vanguard account, but YOLO'ing on AMD.
Good shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
ELI5: What is wrong with a Vanguard account?
## Speaker_0: ##
Vanguard is for the pussies over at /r/investing.
## Speaker_1: ##
Okay so what you are saying is that it is a safer route to making money and not a YOLO route. I only say safer because that is what /r/investing preaches. So with that being said is Vanguard really bad my son's 529 is through them. That is the real reason I ask. I value your input.
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I'd look at the states plan and check performance etc.. But for something you're not wanting to make too risky, Vanguard is absolutely fine.
We just jerk each other off on here and are all degenerate gamblers.
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Wait, people are supposed to jerk me off too?
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Yep, wait you've been doing it all yourself like a sucker?
Get down with the reach around or GTFO faggot
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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I'm skeptical. Software developers get paid very well, but not $330K at 25 with no degree well.
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depends on location but that's not unrealistic
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Disagree, unless you have some really rare skills or joined a well-funded startup early. I live in San Francisco, which should be peak of the market, and software developers getting $330K in cash comp are a lot older and more educated.
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This is totally inline w seniors engineers. I seriously suggest you shop around the top companies. There's a reason employers don't want salaries discussed, because people undervalue their labor by a huge margin.
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Sure, it is. But senior engineers at Facebook aren't 25 with no college degrees
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2.4 million before fed and state tax.
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Yeah, that's gonna hurt. There are worse problems to have, though.
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm not sure why nobody has mentioned this yet, but SPX options are index options and under the 60-40 rule. I don't have etrade, but your PL shouldn't show up as all short-term gains (when I trade SPX options through Fidelity, it would show 60% as long-term gains and 40% as short-term gains). If you're trading six-figure amounts of SPX options I'm assuming you know this already.
$1,476,964.48 of your profit will be taxed at 20% ($295,392.90) not 37% ($546,476.86) so if this is all news to you, you will be paying ~$250,000 less taxes than you thought you would.
Congrats on the windfall by the way!
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Gotta throw 4% on top of those numbers for Obamacare investment tax.
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Wtf is this shit?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol Xi needs to step up to the plate now with even more tariffs, preferably targeted at Trump voting states
## Speaker_1: ##
[They voted for Trump, now soybean farmers could get slammed by the trade war](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/04/05/they-voted-for-president-trump-now-soybean-farmers-could-get-slammed-by-the-trade-war-he-started/?utm_term=.6221deb5ae14)
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There will be bodies swinging from the silos.
## Speaker_3: ##
There already has been over the last 5 years or so. It's really quite sad but farmer's associations have had to include suicide lines in recent marketing material.
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For real? Got a sauce on that?
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https://www.npr.org/2018/02/27/586586267/as-milk-prices-decline-worries-about-dairy-farmer-suicides-rise
That's just milk, but they touch on how across the board farmers are killing themslves at a higher rate than everyone else.
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Rural folk have higher rates of suicide in general. Part of it is not having enough forced social interactions for others to see warning signals and provide moral / medical support, and the other part is seeing the same 3 people every day can get depressing.
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Well that and they all have guns. if I wanted to kill myself I would have to cut my head off with a chef knife or something. And if I managed to pull that off, then I probably really wanted it.
Otherwise if spilled my dinner on the floor I would probably be like "nah, not in the mood to clean that up, wheres my gun.."
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
## Speaker_1: ##
Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
## Speaker_2: ##
Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
## Speaker_1: ##
[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery, goes over broker girls head
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MODS, FLAIR THIS MANS
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## Speaker_0: ##
There is no way this is real. All of their customers would be bankrupt within a week.
## Speaker_1: ##
There's an app I'm in the beta for that has commission free options. Too bad it's only for ios devices or else I'd actually download the app and try it out. So, I wouldn't be surprised if Robinhood was beta testing a similar option.
## Speaker_2: ##
What's the app? I'm trying to lose my college tuition money.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's called Jellifin. I think it might actually be out of the beta right now, but after I found out that they don't have an Android version, I stopped keeping up with it
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Can I write naked puts and calls?
## Speaker_1: ##
> I stopped keeping up with it.
Faggot, do you know how to fucking read? I have an Android phone, the app is only for iOS. How the fuck am I supposed to know if I can write naked calls and puts.
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Is the app available for Android?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I just want to know why you would short natural gas right before winter? Fucking idiots.
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The dudes a fucking idiot for selling naked calls and pretending it was free money, but you're a dumbass if you think it was a normal seasonal swing which killed the guy and not the fact that he was on the wrong side of the largest single day increase in 14 years.
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It was both. People use more gas when in the winter, shorting natural gas right before winter is just fucking idiotic
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What are you talking about, you think those seasonal variations are not priced-in on the share price? You really think most investors don't know consumption increases during winter? Winter happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR. If investing was that easy we would all be millionaires.. Poor risk management by him, yes, but don't think that your 1+1 reasoning makes you any smarter than him
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He' retarded. Go easy on him.
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He’s right tho
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I knew he wasn't more retarded than all of you.
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but hes not wrong. are you retarded? never go full retard man
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By his logic all things you sell and buy to make money are bubbles you brainlet.
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I guess you don't get the difference between exchange value and use value hmmm...
## Speaker_1: ##
exchange value? Are you a fucking commie?
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Are you bleeding from your ears?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are you fucking serious?!?!
Use a discounted cash flow model and include some buy backs to decrease the share float. Fucking easy peazy man.
I had to value LinkedIn's IPO in grad school, which had like no fucking numbers at all and was all BS and shit. Micron literally prints money. Use a fucking DCF
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Thank god im not taking this class cuz I have no idea what a DCF is. I was gonna suggest to him Jim Cramer said so. Is this the death touch?
## Speaker_0: ##
> Use a discounted cash flow
> DCF
Your friend better know what a DCF is
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Ah DCF the ol Dumb Cunt Formula, works every time.
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In MBA program as well. Can confirm we learned what a DCF was.
Also. AMD Calls are printing cash right now.
You can use the Black scholes to explain the options. And you’ll have to explain options because there are those who don’t know what they are. Faggy Ds are not an accurate description
Edit: spelling
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Make sure to call it the "Black Scholes **Merten**" model, the professor will love that. For some reason they always hate how people leave out Merten since he too won the nobel prize.
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You’re correct. Have my upvote.
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I made $50 sitting at my desk moving shit on powerpoint for the past hour
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$67 for browsing wsb
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$9 for brewing coffee
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$8.15 saying hello to faggots at walmart.
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($580.00) for sitting in my finance class
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I like how they don’t use negative signs to make it look less bad
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## Walls1337bot: ##
What's the possibility that this is trade war is actually the perfect storm of trade wars?
We have an overheating economy that would have to be cooled by raising the short term rate but that could invert the yield curve, which would likely cause a recession just on its occurrence (reasonable or not).
The Chinese trump card (no pun) would be to sell their Treasury reserves but that would raise yields, effectively doing what we need anyway (creating room to allow us to raise short term rates without inverting the yield curve).
This is hitting at a time when the U.S. economy is expanding but the Chinese economy is contracting, giving us the greatest leverage possible.
Any other time in history the threat of a Treasury dump or slowing economic growth would be nightmare scenario but with the massive QE balance sheet to be unwound and no foreseeable way to do that in an orderly fashion, a trade war with China might provide the only counterweight large enough to avoid hyperinflation. It would certainly explain his apparent determination to make this much, much larger than it currently is. A small trade war won't provide a sufficient counterweight and would force additional, destabilising, rate hikes.
I'm no fan of the cheeto and I'm aware that this analysis aligns fairly closely with that of Jim Cramer but is it possible that...they're right?
## Speaker_0: ##
The Chinese economy is expected to grow at over 5%
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According to who? The Chinese? Because I think we all stopped believing those numbers a while ago. The Shanghai Composite fell 12% in 4 weeks, down nearly 20% on the year. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-05/china-stocks-slide-to-two-year-low-as-yuan-drops-before-tariffs. Things don't look good at the moment.
## Speaker_0: ##
Dropping the yaun may be to keep prices low so they can steal business. That's the "currency manipulation" part.
Stock market isn't the same as GDP growth. That could be foreign investments moving money away from them.
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Yeah but the GDP numbers are anybody's guess with China. One would assume their markets are somewhat accurate proxies for where people see things headed (Chinese or otherwise).
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Aren't we still operating under obama's fiscal policies until October when the fiscal year ends? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a bit too early to count jobs based on trump's policies since he's been president for such a short amount of time?
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Dude people have attributed the intel factory to him. It makes no sense.
All Trump has done so far is destroy an estimated ~83,000 government jobs for no good reason.
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Thats alright, govt jobs are basically white collar welfare
## Speaker_3: ##
So Trump is on welfare?
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I don't think he's accepting his salary.
## Walls1337bot: ##
He is, he can't constitutionally deny it. Never mind the bank he's making by keeping his kid and wife in New York, and the money that gets funneled into his Florida hotel he visits every weekend.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shares aren’t bought *from* the brokerage. They’re bought from an individual who is selling. A brokerage simply brokers (mediates) the sale between the two parties.
When demand outstrips supply, the price increases.
## Speaker_1: ##
Right that still doesn't make sense though. If I want to buy a microwave and no one is selling, or they're all sleeping, wouldn't the microwave still not be sold?
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I would be thoroughly impressed if every trader just happened to be asleep during trading hours
## Speaker_3: ##
Or every single one is out buying microwaves. What then.
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High volume.
The price of the microwaves would go up.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sad day for Europe. I hope the British economy tanks enough to defer other EU countries from starting similar referendums.
## Speaker_1: ##
French officials are considering leaving the EU now as well.
## Speaker_0: ##
Frexit.
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How would they call the german exit? Grexit doesnt work. How bout fourth Reich?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Krautexit
Exitwurst
I'll see myself out
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## Speaker_0: ##
what a dumb statement the stock market is us. People own those companies...
## Speaker_1: ##
\>when the dudes on Wall St. are more socialist than you
## Speaker_2: ##
They want to workers to own the company, not random people.
Although plenty of companies offer stock as a benefit.
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the issue with that is that it be too hard if not impossible to raise capital. ipo/secondaries cash brings in alot of free cash that companies can use for expansion and shit. Tesla wouldnt exist if it wasnt public. idk how elon dilutes and makes the stock go up.
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I'm not saying it is right. I'm saying that a publicly traded company isn't "more socialist" just because people own it. The entire premise of socialism is that workers should reap the benefits of their labor.
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I reap the benefits of my labor.
Want to live an exploitation free life? Get a free acreage from the Township act, and become a subsistence farmer. The downside is you will be working opposite end of the curve of economy of scale.
I can make 1 widget an hour in my garage, but with 10 other guys at the factory I can make 1000 an hour. My boss pays me for 30, keeps 30 for himself, and uses the rest to pay for the machines, and taxes.
You want to own your own factory? Go ahead, there is nothing stopping you.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fk long google, this crazy sht prints fking money every fking day
## Speaker_1: ##
It's okay you can swear in this subreddit, the SEC won't get you
## Walls1337bot: ##
Language.
## Speaker_2: ##
Fuck ,fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Excuse me ur fired from nasa
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## Speaker_0: ##
I am actually banned forever from that sub for saying people who make 500K are not human garbage. It is a fucking dictatorship ran by idiots, which is unsurprisingly similar to all of the communist countries in our history.
## Speaker_1: ##
I got banned for saying a guy making 600,000 is more valuable to a company than the guy making 60,000, and that paying everyone equally will kill growth.
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Damn, their ceiling is real low.
I mean, no one produces $2B in value in a single day, but lots of people can produce $600K of value in a year.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah but it’s a sub full of millenials that think they’re entitled to a good wage. The quicker you realize that nobody owes you shit and it’s up to you to make something of yourself, the better off you’ll be in life.
## Speaker_3: ##
Oh get off the anti-millennial circlejerk. There are shitty entitled people of all generations, and if you only see it in "today's youth" then that means you just finally don't see yourself as youth.
Not to mention, today's youth has accumulated more debt with less quality financial opportunities (aka not just burger flipping) than ever before. Even the ones you think are entitled are really just pissed because of the mountain of debt they had to take on just to enter the workforce. Of course they want a high salary, they need it just to pay down the debt they had to take just to be granted access to the workforce!
I'm a millennial. You know why I trade? Because I want to build more wealth than the shitty opportunities that have been presented to me would allow me. There are plenty out there busting ass.
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Preach.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now we are going to get a bunch of new faggots here, great
## Speaker_1: ##
We have to find a way to differentiate them from old faggots.
## Speaker_2: ##
We should make the oldfags wear some sort of symbol on them at all times.
## Speaker_1: ##
卐
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'll take a yellow star please
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sorry for my ignorance, I don't trade options, but those calls don't expire for months, right? So as long as it comes back you're good.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's not that simple. It's not like all he needs is for them to end up in the money to make a profit. They could end up in the money and he could still lose on it because he paid too much premium for them originally.
## Speaker_2: ##
This is a lesson I learned the hard way a month ago. Trying to be more careful now. An education in the stock market can be costly.
## Speaker_3: ##
It is obnoxiously difficult to pull up the greeks on etrade.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Get a real broker like Robinhood
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## Speaker_0: ##
How old are you?
## Speaker_1: ##
30s
## Speaker_2: ##
How did you get so rich?
## Speaker_1: ##
I read a lot of books. Like a book a day. It gives me knowledge and lambos.
## Walls1337bot: ##
How many bookshelves do you sleep on?
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## Speaker_0: ##
wait i thought opec was increasing production to drop the price of oil so demand doesn't go down
## Speaker_1: ##
yes but what you're forgetting is that the president is retarded
## Speaker_2: ##
so, the president is one of us?
## Speaker_3: ##
Exactly.
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I knew he wasn't a billionaire!
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is fucking Bullshit literally everything I put money on fuckig drops after WEEKS of watching things climb debating whether to put money on or not. I just sold. Should be shooting up soon.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's all about doubling down. I got in yesterday and just bought one more share than I did yesterday.
## Speaker_0: ##
Got in at like 27.50 and decided to go all in at 26. Literally all of my money
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol why would you sell and just accept losing it. Baghold for life.
## Speaker_0: ##
Because this shit has been happening to me every trade since december. My brain is going numb from constant anger and I just put everything on BAC+B (after my order didn't fill and only bought the shares after its 8% rise.)
## Speaker_2: ##
>after my order didn't fill and only bought the shares after its 8% rise
Um, might want to try ordering as fill or kill next time. Or immediate or cancel.
## Speaker_0: ##
Only thing I'll be killing is myself
## Walls1337bot: ##
1-800-273-8255
Please call this
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## Speaker_0: ##
ha this is a legit concern to me. i dont know his history with women and if hes like some typical nerd. dude was focused on space and fixing the world and now he's like some instagram lovey shit
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Last couple girls of his were super models... One of his documentaries his model girlfriend is like "I was just talking to him at the bar and he started to show me pictures of his spaceships... I thought he was joking" the guy is the smartest of us all but still thinks with his dick when it comes to women
Long Elong Musk
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In Ashlee Vance's biography last year (Elon Musk, really great read with full permission and interviews from him) she dives into his relationships a lot.
Basically in short, he's a romantic guy obsessed with his work which puts strain on any relationship. He dates Tallulah Riley, an actress 15 years younger than him, after they met in a bar. He was surrounded by super models but had no interest in them, but she showed genuine interest in his work (and thought he was joking about building spaceships). When she got home she looked him up and realised who he was. They carried on talking after that - she was still living with her parents in London, and Elon asked her to move in with him. She had a really awkward conversation with her parents "Hey Dad, I'm moving to America to live with this billionaire who is 15 years older than me". She was a struggling actress at the time, so it was kinda like giving up on a career.
They got married, divorced and remarried, and now i believe they are amicably divorced again. She describes Elon as not just rich and smart, but also kind and warm and funny. A lot of his close friends describe him that way. As an actress she's doing pretty well these days, she was in Westworld.
The whole book is amazing and I highly recommend it for anyone who has even a passing in Elon Musk or his companies. It not only gives the history of the businesses, but also dives into who he is and how he thinks, and doesn't pull punches - they interview people with antagonistic relationships too, and Musk has made some really cold, messed up decisions in the past.
So yeah. He's a romantic with a big heart and an even bigger wallet, and an even bigger brain. If you hold stock in TSLA you should 100% read the book. Just Google Elon Musk Ashlee Vance.
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You mean he... Did you not see the picture of the guy as the author?
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Holy shit hahaha, his name is Ashlee. I incorrectly assumed his gender. My bad.
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This is better than you will get credit for. Bravo.
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Haha, thanks! I spent far too long working on it, so I plan on milking it for at least one or two more shitposts in other subs.
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Fuck You
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Username checks out
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At least it'll be an educational experience.
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Stop taking pictures of other people's boats.
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Now you were obviously trying to hurt my feelings. But I am righteous.
But no seriously, I bought this 06' Rinker Express Cruiser 270 with less than 100hrs on it for 32k (they're worth mid 40s in this condition). I just finished swapping out the entire fuel system since it was corroded and clogged, replaced the calcified impeller, serviced the drive oil, and the MAP needs to get replaced as well. Keep finding new little things wrong with it since it sat on a trailer for almost ten years.
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For 32k?!? Wtf? Where do I get one? How much are the docking fees? Where do you live? Holy shit 2006 was more than 10 years ago?
Asking for a friend
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Boat Trader, Ebay, fuck if I know I just bought it from my recently declared bankrupt neighbor.
My docking fees at like 200 a month, it's awesome being a veteran I'd recommend it if you can tolerate getting dicked for 4 years.
And yes padawan, 2006 was ten years ago. Does your friend know any juicy info on upcoming earning releases?
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Thanks.
Yes my friend does only for non penny stocks. He can post some IB research on it.
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Went up 10% on Monday and Tuesday, made 28 dollars lmao
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Lol, I spend over that in fees a day.
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Why the fuck were you modded
E: he was demodded lmao
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I'm not. Surprise.
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It's ok buddy I'm not a mod either.
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You have no idea how algos work if you think they don't want volatility.
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ELI5 what’s an algo?
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A computer program that trades for you so you can jerk off to gay porn all day
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Now that sounds too good to be true. Will it help me pick the best gay porn?
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Yes but you have to teach it which gay porn you want first
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This is the tough part since you need 10's of thousands of videos minimum.
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Every day for the last 6 months. "it's a bubble."
Bubble bursts "OH THE HUMANITY!!"
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Market slightly dips back to all time highs of Nov 2017.
Yep totally burst.
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LOL. -50% in a month. "Its just a correction my dudes!"
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Yes it's a correction. It's correcting to $0
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Funny
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Yet true.
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Bet?
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## Speaker_0: ##
>so what your saying is people aren't dying from the price of the drug
yes I have the charts to prove so see
>nuh uh
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Can someone actually explain the conflicting arguments here? Nothing Martin said seemed to answer the question.
And the other guy was too obnoxious to understand.
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Shrkeli bought out a company and raised the price of one of their drugs from $16 a pill to $750.
Cue massive hysteria about how Shrkeli is the devil because now people are going to die from not being able to afford a life saving drug.
Shrkeli argues that it is the insurance companies that pay for the price. And that if someone doesn't have insurance, they can get it for free. He also says it is good because they wouldn't be profitable otherwise, and that the revenue helps fund new research.
The professor dude is arguing that he must of known that people will die as a result of his price hike. He says he's heard the argument that people can get it for free if they don't have insurance, but from everything he's heard it is not a very feasible option, and that people have in fact died from lack of insurance.
Shrkeli seems to argue that his drug costs just 20k total to be fully treated while other drugs cost hundreds of thousands to millions. And he asks "how is it that people aren't dying from these drugs despite way higher costs?".
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I have friends that would probably never talk to me again if they knew I learned things from Shkreli.
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Sounds like you need some new friends.
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Sounds like you need to allow people with different opinions in your life so you can be complete person.
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Sounds like you need to learn to take a joke and quit being a little bitch
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## Speaker_0: ##
this is a clear insider trading, some info has been leaked.
buying a 156k worth of options with strike price $135 expiring in September, what a joke. SEC must investigate this
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Yeah! Make him one of us!
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Poor?
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What's it like to be poor? I've heard it's a terrible experience
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Buy volatility, you'll know.
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I convinced a friend to buy 400 shares at 9.96 over lunch the friday before last. I am a good soldier in the holy army of Lord Su Bae
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Good. It’s at 10.29 so you made some trendies for the normie.
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That 2% return...
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Well what did he buy 2 shares or 200? It matters. It’s he difference between 66cent and $66 gain...
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*$66 gains*
Mod this guy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jokes on you because I only fund my options trading adventures with 1k ��
So if i put that money into a mutual fund I'd have like around $100 extra? So technically my risk to reward on options is better than a mutual fund right?
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Sounds right. I'm going all in options
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That's right. Just mortgaged my mom to get 10,000 TSLA 500 calls exp 10/19
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Does that mean that you get a ton of money if $TSLA hits $500 before 19 oct?
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A ton? Sure. Depending on the weight of his mom and the amount of leverage he has...
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"China has a 99% chance of winning a trade war" - Nate Silver
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Trump continually proves that 1% margin is bigger than people think.
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He had roughly a 20 percent chance at winning the presidency. Those odds are better than russian roulette
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Fallacy comparisons dont mean anything to me. New York Times gave Trump a 1.4% chance at victory.
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Is the New York Times known for their predictions or something?
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To be fair they are pretty well-known for that needle thingy that always crashes.
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lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
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they've been working on these tariffs since August 2017 you dumb fuck.
>On August 14, 2017, the President issued a Memorandum (82 FR 39007) instructing the Trade Representative to determine whether to investigate under section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974 (Trade Act) (19 U.S.C. 2411), laws, policies, practices, or actions of the Government of China that may be unreasonable or discriminatory and that may be harming American intellectual property rights, innovation, or technology development.
[source](https://ustr.gov/sites/default/files/files/Press/Releases/301FRN.pdf)
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Doesn't matter, you'll get downvoted to oblivion. This post made it to the front page so it's getting brigaded by globalistbots. Just check their comment histories.
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O N E W O R L D G O V E R N M E N T
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/r/news /r/worldnews /r/JordanPeterson /r/leagueoflegends ... no WSB
another globalistbot
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I only come into this sub when my stocks are doing shit and I want to upvote all the memes complaining about it, fuck off.
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I acquired a new phone
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Me too! S9+. What did you get?
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iPhone 8
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how's that different than the iPhone 7?
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It’s a higher number and more expensive
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night
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## Speaker_0: ##
There is a 100% chance of winning by buying all the tickets. It only costs $350M and you get a $950M profit.
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You will likely end up splitting the pot.
Also, it's $2 a ticket, so it costs more like $700M.
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And there's a chance that there is no winner, which is exactly how the powerball got to over $1B.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/404zdf/the_800_million_powerball_jackpot_is_a_stat_nerd/
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The point is you'd buy every ticket. In which case there is guaranteed to be a winner.
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Specifically picking each of the 292201338 combinations of numbers is logistically impossible. The best you could do is purchase a large number of random tickets, where there is still a chance of not having a winner, regardless of how many tickets you purchase. You could spend more than the jackpot amount buying tickets and, while the probability would diminish with the sample size, you still run the risk of not getting a winner.
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Logistically impossible? Bullshit.
Hire three hundred managers, $30/hr, and 30,000 drones, $15/hr. This is no issue, there are a million temp agencies that will be glad to take your money.
Assign each of the managers a range of one million combinations. The manager will divide this range up among each of his 100 drones, so that each must buy 10,000 tickets.
Managers will receive a $1,000 bonus if their team purchases 99% or more of the correct tickets.
A seperate, trusted team will fund and distribute 30,000 prepaid debit cards. The balance on these cards will be continuously replenished as each manager verifies the drone has purchased tickets.
Alternatively you could probably arrange with the bank to reject any transaction that isn't the exact amount expected for a granular lottery ticket purchase, or at the correct retailer, and just provide each drone with the exact amount required up front ($20,000).
Total logistical overhead costs are probably $10 million or less.
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Boomers set their kids up for economic collapse.
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And didn't even get rich in the process, bunch of failures.
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Doesn't matter how wealthy you are if you don't save or invest anything.
The non retarded boomers got rich.
Stable but mediocre job + house bought in the 70s or 80s + a bit of cash randomly invested in DOW / NASDAQ. All millionaires with cushy retirement fund.
You would be lucky to have a mortgage on a house by your mid 20s with a mediocre job these days.
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Yeah boomers, in this goys educated opinion, were the generation with the most wealth and best position in the modern era, it not all of human history.
They existed at the perfect moment in time, and this will NEVER happen again. Let me rant
First, American boomers were the generation that came to age after WWII. The rest of the industrial world was in ruin, it was just them. America was god
Secondly during their reign we hit peak energy. Let me explain this. You measure energy gathering in calories. How many calories does it cost to harvest a calorie of energy? Most of human history it was 1.5-1 2-1 at best. Honestly less. The 1970s we saw the peak in this return st over 30-1. Since then we have been declining, rapidly. This suggests we will see the end of the modern world within a generation or two.
The boomers, American boomers really, were the Kong’s of the world. They saw both the peak of modern technology and were gifted the best starting position perhaps ever. Seriously, this will never occur again, I can’t stress that enough.
We can’t blame them for this, we can hate them though.
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Yeah, after WWII Europe was destroyed and East Asian and middle eastern countries had no infrastructure or industry. It was literally America that had stable industry and the necessary infrastructure to create pretty much the only dominate country in the world at the time. Not that Europe is rebuilt, east Asia and the Middle East have been built up.... its tough for America to be top dog like we were before. Now we don’t even have the industry we did back then. In the 90s old slick Willy Clinton the globalist helped send all of those blue collar industrial jobs over seas and to Mexico. Thanks NAFTA, I hope all the boomers enjoyed the cheap shit for like three decades and at least feel bad that the financial future for us non boomers has been getting bleak for awhile now
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Do it, specifically buy tons of commodities and options.
Just kidding, don't do that. How much are we talking here? If it's over 500k, just hire a financial advisor and let them handle it before you turn into the guy that dumped 700k into AMD calls
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You don't think I'm experienced enough? My demo account says otherwise; based on my record I could turn my £800k into £1.2mil in one month.
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I hope you are trolling, for your parents sake.
You absolutely could make bank, you could also completely shit the bed and literally piss away your inheritance due to leveraging.
Go buy yourself a house and a reliable car with that money and put the rest in municipal bonds. If you really want to trade, only use like 5 to 10 percent as yolo funds.
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yeah it's just banter mate; the whole post is meant to be satire lol
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The problem on this sub is that we have real autists here who would in seriousness post some retarded shit like that
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Jesus, didn't realise it was that bad lol; made the post so ridiculous I thought it would be obvious completely unaware to the fact some people would actually think this was a good idea aha
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I'm on a tablet so I can't share the link, but find the gilded post on this sub by the Canadian dumbass who lost 100k on AAPL puts. This was the same guy who inherited 2.5 million and pissed it all away within 2 years.
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that was fake man
it was still really fucking funny, though.
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Confirmed? It seemed like the jury was still out on it. My point stands though. Where's that other guy who lost 700k on GayMD options?
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Legitimately impressed by this.
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I’ll sell you all my plays so you can inverse me.
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Fool proof!
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I really don’t understand. I’d be in the 6 figures if I did the opposite of my final decision every time.
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The greatest summation of this sub I’ve ever seen.
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Sell your calls before Friday. No way this trade deal comes unresolved.
Then buy da dip from fear Friday, profit
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What makes you say that? This could all be a big fake out
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Trade wars are bad for both economies. Both countries want to make money and continue growing.
They’re gonna come to a resolution.
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Wouldnt everything moon after the resolution, then? Why sell calls before g20
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Cause I think stocks are going to dip right before Friday due to fear.
Get back in Thursday before close if you’re feeling lucky.
The safe play is to wait to see what happens after Friday.
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So dumb but i actually just burst out laughing.
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Yeah, it's going to $950 lol
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how come i can't find the $950 7/20 calls?
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I don't know, maybe ask Goldman Sachs.
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it'll take too long for them to get back to me. i need these bought monday morning. will u write them for me?
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I want him to post his loss porn. Something about selling fds and getting burned turns me on.
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He never posted proof for most of his claimed positions/moves
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[proof of him picking pennies in front of a MU roller](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8jqf5g/i_sold_20_naked_calls_mu_ama_proof/?st=JHMDLN0S&sh=5375bb1e)
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Fuuuuuuuuck he is right there... break even price is $61.18
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Jesus all this anxiety for a measly $360 up front.
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Duh this is why you don't take unlimited risk for pennies.
In the end he only lost 100%
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Depends upon when he got /exercised against though.
Mu spiked to 62 today, and strike was 61, so if everyone exercised at peak:
1-.18=.72 loss per share * (20*100) = 1440 + 19.95 fees
= 1459.95 for a 360 net credit
That’s a 1.1k loss or a nice 3 bagger.
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sort by "top" "all time"
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It's literally all memes though
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you're right.... i think the biggest yolo ever on this sub was that world chaos dude
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Was he the one that made 110K without knowing what he did?
E: https://redd.it/7w6cq0
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nah... its this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/414blh/yofuckinglo_900_to_55k_in_12_days/
not the biggest, but still impressive
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Jesus fucking Christ, he made a 60,000% profit in just 12 days.
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Plus he was apparently a 17 year old at the time, man oh man
All I did when I was 17 was hit on "women" in chat rooms and backstab people in Starcraft "7v1 comp stomp" matches
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos anywhere?
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He wore a wolf mask, had a bunch of apple themed crap(including apple muscat), and he celebrated over trivial dips despite a generally upward trend. Other than that he talked about furry stuff and how he lives in his moms basement, with some random howling and bargaining with god mixed in. Then price ticked up and you get to see him swear a lot and say he's cursed and hasn't been lucky even once.
There you go, saved you liked 10 minutes of skipping around the recording.
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I'm here from /r/all
what the hell is going on?
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A notorious long term poster famous for making bad trades said he was yoloing his last 300k to short APPL and was livestreaming it
Turns out he's a faker
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so what's up with the thread title?
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ES, CL and GC are all great...it's all I trade :)
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yo can you ELI5 those mysterious tickers I've never heard of?
always interested in money-losing schemes
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S&P500, Crude, Gold
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damn that was easy. ty
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Specifically they're contracts that control 50 "shares" of the S&P, 1000 barrels of West Texas crude, and 100 ounces of Gold, which have a notional value of ~120k, ~50k, and ~120k right now. But you don't need that money in your account, you only need ~6k, 2k, and 6k of buying power to control a single future, so you can leverage yourself 20:1 and lose your money way faster than with SPY and UWTI.
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my dick just got hard reading that
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this guy knows how to trade.
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You’re insane and I love you for it.
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Options are my crack
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As someone who has lost 50k on one options play. I hope you make 200k and not trade for a year.
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That sucks dude but dont give up, October to November 15th I went from like 300k to 4k playing calls only and I recently rebounded from that 4k to 70k so shit can turn around fast
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Oh ya I’ve bounced back from $900 to 20k. Only to lose it all again... but it’s always possible to bounce back
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Why does he hate our tendies? Is he long on $RAMN?
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Can confirm not a stock
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Can also confirm this. Can someone say something I can actually throw money at?
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$UXIN.. or ladies of the evening
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This isn't a stock.
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Yet
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Also not a stock.
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Yet
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Films called Margin Call, good watch
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Margin Call is a thinly-veiled story of what happened in Lehman Brothers when it went bankrupt in 2008.
I worked for a few years at Barclays, which is the bank that bought out Lehman Brothers. The group I worked with were all Lehman Brothers vets. To the person, they all said this was the movie that captured the feeling of those weeks the best.
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IIRC, the firm portrayed in the movie is Goldman Sachs. They were the first to realize what was going on, and so they were the first to try to sell as much of the shit as possible. That's why Goldman came out of the crash fairly clean while Lehman bros collapsed.
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People think lehman because John Tuld looks like Fuld, the lehman CEO. But yeah, goldman fits better with the actions taken by the firm.
Obligatory 'Goldman did nothing wrong'. Watching that movie, spacey's character doesn't have a leg to stand on. The crash was coming, bagholding would just have been communist-level stupid. Selling made the unsustainable bubble burst , and prevented an even bigger one. Thank mr. gold.
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The thing I like best about the movie is that it doesn't represent investment bankers as idiots. Amoral and a little short-sighted maybe, but the people working at these places are far, far smarter than whoever made The Big Short.
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IIRC Margin Call’s director worked in IB before leaving to make the film, whereas TBS director Adam McKay is from the Will Ferrell camp, having directed Anchorman/Talladega Nights/Stepbrothers etc, and just amped up the “fuck Wall Street” comedy of the book.
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http://imgur.com/984Ejw9
I kick myself everyday.
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I read he was selling naked calls and it went bad for him. Is there any reason to do this other than you need a lot of money fast and you are desperate?
The advert from an attorney firm that is going to sue said the customers lost all their money ($2,000,000 minimum) and the customers will also probably be on the hook for paying the amount due on the margin account.
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> Is there any reason to do this other than you need a lot of money fast and you are desperate?
The guy who is covering your calls thinks he making a profit, so on average you should make more if you sell naked calls.
The mistake was making his naked call position too big.
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He said he sells 50-100% OTM. It doesn't take much to make your naked call position too big if something that far OTM suddenly hits.
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100% OTM? Are you talking like, 50-100% of the time he is selling OTM?
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I had Googled the website and found [this interview](https://www.borntosell.com/covered-call-blog/option-sellers-interview). No, it sounds to me like he sells really far OTM options because they usually expire worthless.
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True but what does 100% refer to? 100% OTM to me is like $0 lol. But I may be ignant.
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So he is basically selling catastrophic event insurance and lost everything when an actual catastrophic event happened.
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That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
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Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more people are going to learn which I don't think is a bad thing.
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It also means more dumb money, which the smart ones can take advantage of. In theory.
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Outside of a few idiotic whales, most of the ignorant people are not going to be putting enough money into the market for it to really affect anything.
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The interesting thing to me is that Robinhood essentially incentivizes active stock picking over passive investing in diversified funds like ETFs. This is because the take away funds' main selling point: diversification without paying for brokerage fees. Of course right now everybody here (should) know that passive investing is by consensus much "smarter", so from that perspective, yes, more Robinhood users means more dumb money in the market in a zero sum game.
So, idk, the bigger Robinhood gets, the more you should be doing bull call spreads on NFLX before a season of House of Cards comes out.
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Yea but the main issue is that pretty much everyone needs to passively invest about 30-50 thousand a year and even that that you have a 1/4 chance of actually retiring when you want and having access to that money. With cards stacked that high...it is why you need to chase those 40 percent gains.
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What? lol
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Trump is going to go through with full tariffs, almost certain. This fat fuck loves chaos, and doesn't care if the 2 or 3 R's that don't lick his ass tell him its not gonna be good for the world let alone the economy.
His constituents looove when the sky is falling, it justifies their irrational fears and makes them feel relevant. Trump will just tell them its China and the D's fault and they'll lap it up. If anything a recession will somehow help Trump during mid-terms.
Get ready folks. Calling it now.
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That and, as I have said a number of times, China’s dictatorship depends on public perception. If you think Xi is going to give in to Trump demands you are kidding yourself.
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They control the media and public perception bro. XI can make his propaganda machine do anything he wants.
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They don't control rebel groups forming in the countryside.
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What the fuck is this ? Star wars nigga?
Wtf they gonna do in the countryside besides tickle each other's dicks in the rice fields?
A communist leaders army vs a bunch of farmers.
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I'm in at .85, mad I missed most of the run up but I'm at least holding until our lord and savior Janet speaks next week
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what happens next week???
## Walls1337bot: ##
You are playing with banks and do not know when the Fed is raising interest rates? This is truly WSB.
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banks? i thought bac stood for blood alcohol content.... huh i guess a bank would make more sense.
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Yea hopefully my employer knows that when I search BAC 100 times a day, it means I am a degenerate gambler, not a degenerate drunk.
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this is good for tesla
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Your flair is an amazing
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I feel like you said that to just show off your flair...
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yo wsup
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You're username rocks. Hard.
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positions or ban, I am tired of this chart with no idea of what your game is.
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hi sorry i was figuring out how to upload imgur in comments lol
http://imgur.com/gallery/2HwQYOq
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Get out 10k and keep going with the rest. Trust me on this. One bad trade and it's gone. If you look at my post history you'll see. You may think you're not as retarded but we're all retarded here on WSB.
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Yeah don't worry I'm making contributions to my savings and from there my retirement fund when i set it up through steady withdrawals of crypto and this and now it's all house money. I've learned my lesson after literally watching my self lose 50000 dollars in a day in crypto
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Get outta here with your logic this ain't r/personalfinance
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So what you’re saying is play the game and spend it all on strippers and cocaine?
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I feel dumb for asking this, but how come Robinhood lists the breakeven price at $141.36 even though it says his total return is $15,444?
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That's the break-even price at expiration. What you need to be paying attention to is the current contract price and the average cost.
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Would the share price have to hit 141.36 at expiration for OP to make and gains? Or can he pull out now at what his total return is?
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He can pull out at any time essentially. Break even at expiration means he would be at 0, didn’t make money, didn’t lose money.
The best way to learn is to just yolo all of your money into one trade, like $MU calls, with no understanding of how any of it works. And then you’ll be broke like the rest of us, which is when the real money gets made by someone else kthxbai
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Honestly, there’s something about losing your own money that really helps you understand options a lot quicker than just reading about it.
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I couldn't have any real, quantitative concept of IV-crush or theta decay until I could first-hand experience them demolishing my ass
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April 5th is the beginning, today MannKind received the rights to Afrezza back from Sanofi.
So, now they can start releasing info about their commercial plans and handle things on their own instead of letting Sanofi mishandle it. It was in Sanofi's best interests to push their current insulin lines rather than pushing this competitor to market. No one said April 5th was going to be the day it goes to the moon, today is the day that Houston starts the countdown.
^^^^faggot.
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Works for me, I'll just write a weekly update about how it still isn't rocketing then.
Good luck to you though!
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Isn't it weird how like even years later you can still tell when someone was bullied in high school
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Isn't it weird seeing someone display their superiority complex on a subreddit that is pointless? Weird to me.. Oh well!
You really do crack me up small guy
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I'll buy you a ticket to Tampa to fisfight me and record it for this sub to watch if you want.
PM me we can demonstrate it in real life.
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Damn I'm in Miami. That's pretty funny.
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Great. So is that a yes or a no?
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Nah, I'm muscular but can't fight. Thanks though
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I'm in Tampa. What if we level the playing field and you both use guns? I will video and upload to liveleak.
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My 1 share of AMZN is the only thing green I have right now...
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They need to fucking split so more of the poors can buy into AMZN and make me more money. I know people IRL asking if they can buy .25 shares of Amazon like this is Bitcoin or something
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Etfs and options bruh
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Do you think the same people asking if they can buy .25 shares of a stock know how to trade options
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im pretty sure brokers can let you buy fractions of shares. ever have your dividends roll into shares not cash? you get share fractions.
if not you can use third party sites.
options take time to learn but are worth it imo. someone told me what they do and i took a year or two to learn em. just saying the same to this dude. if you dont have money for shares options are great, regardless of the stock in question.
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> a year or two to learn em
Interesting, I'd like to get into options but this sucks. I don't have all that time to waste, I want to loose all my money NOW!
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this isnt like 40 hours a week for 2 years.
i followed the market during that time. it only took me a week or 2 to watch and read enough to know how to trade them. had to focus tho. there was one paragraph on investopedia i remember having to read 50 times to begin to understand.
it takes a lifetime to be an expert at them obviously. some can spend their whole life and not learn them at all even when doing them.
id say it honestly takes a few months to understand how they move, the risks, the swings, the volatility etc. it took about a year to a year and a half from when i started to be comfy doing any trade and complex ones with multiple legs and stuff. buying and selling more than one option at once.
some of the stuff is easy tho. taught my pops to sell calls and he picked up on that fast, even tho he doesnt understand buying calls much or puts at all. he can still sell rights to shares he owns since he buys 1k shares a clip. and make a bit of extra % which he lives for.
paper trade it and read what it does. its so different than stock thats the only reason it takes so long to understand how they move. it takes a while to get used to seeing 10% swings in minutes and recoverys etc.
highly suggest it, even if you dont like or use it. it is def for the risk hungry types if buying, but selling is a very risk adverse move in some cases. they can be protection. either way its available to everyone and if you are going to be trading you should know what is available and how it works. then decide to use it or not.
gl. just ask questions around here. most people are dicks but if you honest im sure youll get some responses. i would ask people in daily threads to explain their trades all the time.
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God Emperor cannot be stopped.
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Damn, his policies have really take off. Ever since he passed that one bill jobs have been exploding. It was called. Uh. Anyway, thanks Trump!
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consumer confidence my nigga. All Trump has to do is play golf, bang his hot wife and occasionally murmur tax reform and he is creating jobs.
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You realize she doesn't even sleep in the same state as her husband ? Lol she's probably super relieved she doesn't have to fuck that greaseball and gets to just be alone and spend money.
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My god man, calm down
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Obviously this is going to be a popular idea on this sub but to put things into perspective, this is basically a $100 billion tax cut for people who are already extremely wealthy, at a time when the national debt is ballooning dangerously, at a time when defense spending has been needlessly increased by $74 billion, and when Trump just cancelled federal workers inflation adjustments to their salaries because he claims the budget can't afford the extra $25 billion.
Capital gains tax laws are already very generous to investors who admittedly are taking on risk, but who often make enough passive income in gains/dividends to easily beat inflation and not have to work for a living. The laws should stay as they are.
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Doesn't this incentivize investing in the US though?
I get the perspective on wages. That's sucks but it's also nothing new. Wages have been stagnant for years while inflation goes up 3%. That's been the case since 2000 at least.
In the meantime though, you can get people that have even a little bit to pool their money into the US economy via the stock market which would grow business. What the result is of growing business is, idk. Depends on the companies I suppose.
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Tell me how of this magical grow business by pouring money into the equities market mechanism.
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I'm not saying its guaranteed. Depends on the company and what they do with the funds.
I'm not necessarily a trump supporter or hater, just as a disclosure. However I think he's looking at how he can keep rich people's money in the stock market in the US specifically. This incentivizes US investing. The result of that depends on those companies receiving the money. But it is a good thing to have more money concentrated in the US, imho.
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(Money doesn’t go to the company post IPO)
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Do companies not regularly issue new shares on the stock market to raise capital? Correct me if I’m wrong
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Everyone here thinks you're retarded, which is why this might actually be a good move. If MU were to have a moderate jump, you could profit even if still really far OTM. If you have 44 days left on this option, that means that if the price goes above your implied increase of $0.69 per day, oh god you're fucked.
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Can you elaborate on the implied increase of $0.69 per day? What does that mean and how did you get that number?
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I should preface this by saying that everything I say below is probably wrong. But, if you're buying a stock OTM, you are essentially paying for a prediction that a stock will climb above this price by that day.
Let's say that I am buying a call on a stock trading at $100 with a strike of $150 for $5 per contract expiring 5 trading days from now. If the stock is trading at $110 the next day, the option should still be worth $5, since my prediction is slowly becoming true.
If the stock is trading at $115 on that second day, the option would presumably be worth more than I paid for it, since my prediction is coming true faster than the expiry is approaching.
Doing some quick back of the envelope math, I calculated that the $31 you need the stock to go up over 44 days would work out to the stock needing to go up just over $0.69 every day for your prediction to come true. I'm using the current price as the basis for my "math", so I guess you could increase my numbers by 50% to get a rough idea with your buy in price.
So using your options, if MU were trading at $61 tomorrow, you could likely sell for a profit. This should hold true even if it dips and then trades at $62 Thursday, or $63 on Friday. If it goes above that, you might even make some money.
I'm also (incorrectly) assuming linear decay of your option, when it is actually an accelerating decay. You should check out http://optionsprofitcalculator.com to get a good idea of what your option will be worth each day at a given stock price.
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Thanks for the thorough breakdown. My plan was just to cash out as soon as MU gets a pop even if it doesn't reach 90$. However, first time trading options and I didn't realize how big of an issue liquidity is with super OTM options. Now I know how fucked I am.
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So ignoring what you know now, can you articulate what it was you *thought* was going on when you bought this? Just really curious what the nature of the misunderstanding was.
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I was probably drunk.
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One of us
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