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57k shares at $1.69
:-)
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WOW!
How long have you held?
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Since March. I'm holding for a buyout.
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You're up 10x or a buck something a share?
Me confused
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I'm up slightly under 10x right now. I ha... |
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Honestly, props to him for just admitting he doesn’t know much rather than spouting bullshit.
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Cramer’s no fool. He has a button on his show called “Trump Stock”. He knows what’s up.
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What does that button mean?
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One of... |
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I’m about to be one of those. My reasoning, I have another life wth a business and kids that I’ve neglected for 4 months. Oh and my wife keeps giving me the stink eye
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You better be buying some flowers otherwise that life might already be over.
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EU tariffs on US cars 10%, US tariffs on EU imported cars 2.5%. My extra chromosome is telling me Trump can negotiate something there and $F $GM calls are basically free right now.
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US tariffs on SUVs and other 'light trucks' are 25%, if the US was interest... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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This is dumb. Even most republicans are socialists. Every western country these days is a mixed economy (ie. capitalism + socialism).
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social programs doesn't mean socialism you autistic faggot
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Lol yeah it does. Socialism is an umbrella te... |
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How much you lose fella?
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Went from up 5k to down 1k. Made my first trade ever on August 29th. Had an outstanding first month and got too optimistic on things, I guess. You down too or did you load up on puts?
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I’m down too bud, I’m do... |
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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Check out his post yesterday.
[Making a Living on Day Trading Ford](... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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uh...they fucking wouldn't have bought that system if it wasn't working.
people aren't gonna go "omg RTN actually makes shit that works" suddenly , and it will cause some massive +10% spike tomorrow. get fucking real.
Real news would have been it FAILING to shoot down. T... |
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If OP is truly female, I have to wonder...how many female members lurking around here?
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With the amount of DMs I’ve gotten asking for pics of my tits in the last hour, I’d be surprised if any other WSBitches showed themselves... but we in here.
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I honestly wanna see this guy fight someone
>"Matthew Korn from Goldman Sachs, you can run, but you can't hide. I will see you at the Goldman Sachs Conference, very soon and bring your commodity that guy because you owe me that for the last year. It will be easier for... |
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's people. ... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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I referred friends to Robinhood and then when I contacted them about the promotion they said I wasn't part of it and it was for only certain users. Fggts. Neither my friends nor I got shit.
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I heard users trading 25k+ are getting this promotion.
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So it's either going up or down...
Thanks for the red alert brother
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Just make sure to place your positions accordingly. Either calls or puts would be best.
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Oh fuck I'm buying AND selling to maximize tendies.
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Is this that... |
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china is playing the long game, they only have to appease trump and wait till another democrat is in office then go back to the imbalance
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This mess wasn't created only by dems, there are resistance of Trump's moves by both parties.
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And if you disagree he will beat you up! Fast and hard!
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I’d pay good money to see a Biden VS Trump throw-down outside a schoolyard.
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Pretty sure we all would. That would be bigger than mayweather McGregor
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Whipping your ... |
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Bell.... South...
Holy fuck.
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This is also where I completely lost my shit
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Why? Out of the loop here....
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Try making a call on your bellsouth home phone line
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I don't have a bellsouth home phone line... |
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We're in a time of extremely low volatility so that's why you see a lot of XIV gains. Nobody knows why the vol is so low despite all this perceived political turbulence. But people are fearing that vol may come back with a vengeance and nobody wants to take a chance.
It... |
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Long Margin Call memes
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Funny how this sub makes margin call memes, very appropriate.
ninja edit: I actually really like the movie, highly recommend it
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Name of it?
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Margin Call is the name.
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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Lo... |
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Rip to the 100k put guy. I’m sorry dude.
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It's not over yet.
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This Fucker about to be rich now. Taking a complete dump lol.
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Not if he bailed when he saw that +10
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Can’t bail on options AH
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not sure if srs, buying 1000 calls for 13.50 would cost 1.35m.
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So, I would have to pay that? I don't understand...1000 * $13.50 = $13,500?
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Price is per share on the call option. So you pay 13.50 * 100 * 1000.
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Oh ok, so w... |
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Amazon, Apple, Boeing, MasterCard, BRK.B
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Amazon, Apple, Visa, Resmed, Brk.B
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What is resmed? I’m piqued.
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Sleep Apnea masks. Jacked up prices from it being prescription only, need replacement parts every few months, high nu... |
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What's our history w this around here. Why has nobody been talking about it. I mean w all the trump shit this really would have been a ridiculously good investment in the summer. Wtf guys
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because you can actually get banned on this subreddit for mentioning... |
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what app?
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Fidelity
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Many wsb people use Robinhood but [I just love giving money to my broker](https://imgur.com/a/n4uNB9D)
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Do you think it's worth the money?
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Fidelity has [solid order routing](http... |
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Not to mention the $38k+ tax bill that house has
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That's like 1% of assessed value. Pretty normal TBH.
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Is that house really worth almost $4 mil?
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No, like 2 mil. You can look up the address and see the listing from the las... |
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That she used a different email server, LOL. I use hundreds of them. So does everybody else.
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Do you keep classified information on them that can easily be stolen by 3rd parties and put others at risk?
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We all do. They are all at risk, same ... |
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I got cucked by TWTR today. Had sold puts @40 and @38
Not super worried, i’ll probably just end up taking both assignments and writing covered calls till I can at least break even
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i bought 8/3 puts yesterday around those strikes. multi-bagger win!
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TA shows that there is a long term bearish trend but I dont think markets can go any lower than this. I'm conflicted.
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Why can’t they go lower?
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That would mean the economy is heading towards a recession
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Sound fatherly advice.. let’s just throw FA out the window. Who cares if the companies are growing or have good financial statements.. if you use their shit, buy ‘em!
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What’s funny is this is a quote pretty closely related to what Warren Buffet said.
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Nice work fucktards, now we are on the front page and will be inundated by the next wave of mouthbreathing dipshits looking to turn their $14 Robinhood accounts into a superyacht.
I knew we were going to hell when Automod got banned and the avalanche of shitposts started. N... |
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too bad I bought at ~7.30 because I am a huge fucking retard
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Me too buddy. But I averaged down to 6.67 so I'm finally in the plus.
Currency exchange rate is also fucking me on this stock.
It's gonna hit 10 in 6 months so it's fine though.
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Where were you when DOW hit 20k?
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Taking a shit at work.
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Taking a shit at home.
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Taking a shit on a bus.
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Who rides a bus?
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People that go on buses. Or he lost all his money shorting DOW... |
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leave it to autist on wsb for rh to make another platform wide rule change.
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I think half the fun is finding new ways to break robinhood. Well reading about others finding new ways to break robinhood
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Is he breaking robinhood or his banks po... |
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So much for my iron condors. Fuck
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What were you thinking you had all of the info you needed to know that wouldn't work
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What are you even saying right now? That doesn't make sense.
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No, you're retarded. Look at my po... |
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You guys DO actually know how insider trades are planned, treated, and executed right?
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Enlighten me?
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All you need to know for this: planned years in advance so it has no chance of being illegal. This is 100% unrelated to their earnings.
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You didn't talk about us did you?
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I've never talked about anyone to anyone ever
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I have no one to talk to
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Just like in this comment chain
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Massive gains on this final comment compared to the others
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This time it is unironically different
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How so?
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the squiggly line this time is ABOVE the straight line. the other times the squiggly line was BELOW the straight line
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Sound analysis. Would you like to join the Trump admi... |
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You got banned, huh?
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10 minutes in and no ban yet, gonna see how long this lasts lmao
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link so we can upvote!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/8rrrrw/i_find_it_kinda_ironic_that_you_guys_blame/?st=JIJ3... |
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They're hookers when they're dead Cyril
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I shall fetch a rug.
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Great! Now I'm down a rug!
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I told you the cap comes off for like, no reason
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No Cyril, do not mention the Chekhov's gun! That is a facile arg... |
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
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You'd think this post would have 10k responses already from all the blustery talk from everyone for months about how they want to "short that garbage"
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Too many robinhood fags that can't do options....
Source: am robinhood fag.
Edit: can't spell.
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Press F for respects
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Why does the postal service do their deliveries for free?
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Not free, for a discount, because Amazon has a deal with them thanks to the big volume of parcels they're sending. But no one has so extensive last mile network as the USPS. And no other part of d... |
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> If the doctor sue $UAL, $UAL can loss millions of dollars
You think UAL gives a fuck about a $2-4 million lawsuit when they netted $2.3 billion Q4 last year?
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#thats the joke
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I honestly cannot tell if they are joking or retarded. ... |
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/r/highqualitygifs would love this
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They wouldn't get it
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Yeah but does it fit their criteria of a "high quality gif"?
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Not enough dumb meta jokes and user call-outs.
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Legitimate critique
Honestly ... |
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i will never hate on Mr. Bezos. Now... on the Other hand, you know how much Mighty Trump loves Bezos.. I Would buy those Pharmacy Dips at Close. Trump will not allow 18B erased like that and say nothing.
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I dunno i think in the war between Cheetos and bezos,... |
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Richest in history? This guy doesnt have shit on Rockefeller. What a shitty post
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Rockefellers net worth would of been around 350b in today's $.
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It would be worth about 24 billion. He made about 2% of the nations GDP and 2% today would be ... |
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The scary thing is I can't tell between memes and real life anymore. I guess I should just embrace it. Memes are life
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I support Trump I can't tell either. Whatever he's doing it, the market continues to YOLO
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How dare you support trump. Al... |
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The next recession is going to sound like the inside of a short bus rolling down a mountainside
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It's gonna be fun watching people here get 90% of their portfolio wiped out in a week and then "Buy the dip" with the remaining 10%.
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I've got ... |
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Did he not read the sub a bit before posting? Rule 14: lurk moar until you understand the tribal culture.
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what kind of fag reads the rules
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Wait, there are rules??
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Significant rules
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MA! MEATLOAF. NOW.
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I think you mean tendies.
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I’m new here.
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We have a rule here at WSB, every newbies has to buy MU $90c. It’s a rite of passage.
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Not THAT new.
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Have any of you ever sat on a jury? I did once because I thought it would be fun to learn about how a trial actually goes. It was incredibly eye-opening. Jurors are some of the simplest folk you have ever met. These people are naturally predisposed to despise people like Shk... |
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Get back to work pleb. Those burgers aren't going to flip themselves.
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It always cracks me up when I’m sitting in interviews for new hires and they’re “excited to work for a Fortune 500 company” motherfucker McDonald’s and Walmart are near the top of the F... |
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respond to almost any thread with an adult opinion.
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Literally the quickest way, the automod says that the sub is a safe space and dissenting opinions will be banned.
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I get that subreddits can make their own rules and I support that but why... |
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Just amazing they get billions deep into it before calling for competent governance.
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at this point i wanna short softbank not wework lmaooo
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softbank is like 95% alibaba, 8% yahoo japan and sprint and like -3% everything else. I have a very... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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Are ... |
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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He wore a wolf mask, played with my little pony dolls, tried t... |
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civil war, I WANT IT NOW!!! GOTTA KICK OUT THE SHITLIBS!!!! HEH. HEH. JOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Did someone lose their retarted hillbilly?
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ONLY RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS VOTED FOR TRUMP HEHEHEHEHEH
you got a lot to learn kid. heh.
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All in, CNBC is never wrong. Unless the poll is conducted by Cramer.
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hey sometimes i find it difficult to know if the sub is collectively meming or not
are cnbc polls actually trustable?
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As trustable as any other collective poll. Wsb pol... |
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Makes sense, the only way communism seems like a good idea is if you're retarded
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What a well reasoned analysis. You must have a phd in political science...
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Or just pay attention in high school history class.
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Oh you're in... |
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Remember kids, its not a loss if you don't sell.
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That super Jew is comfy right now: https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
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FFFFFFF that's an amount of money that's kind of hard to wrap your head around.
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B-B-But global warming guuuuuyyyyyyssss, TEMPERATURE IS NOT CYCLICAL, US HUMANS HARMED THE TREES AND NOW THEY'RE COMIGNG FOR REVENGEEEEE
Edit: If you actually think the world will be uninhabitable in 100 years read my serious comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstre... |
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I'm a part time cloud watcher and my wife collects seashells full time. Our budget is $2.8 million.
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I saw this episode on HGTV!
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Is that really an episode?
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Woosh
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I've seen/heard some dumb shit on th... |
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Did you account for the interest payments? Anyway hope you got out.
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He be about even if he sold covered calls
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or he'd have gotten his stock called away on any one of tesla's autistic ass moves and locked in his losses
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If you know what you’re doing then no. But since you’re on this sub, then yes.
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It's actually interesting. My friend told me it's against his religion to gamble but I said "Well, if you know what you are doing, it's not gambling but a calculated move"
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Option glitch, same thing with buying some msft calls. They show filled in history but that's it. Guess we get what we pay for.
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So is the contract sold or not? Will I eventually get the money or am I now just stuck holding this option with no choice to sell... |
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Long time lurker, first time poster.
I realized I had a problem when I ran $12,500 up to $35k on SPY, FB, GOOG calls and then lost it all in about 3 days of catastrophic losses, back in early 2016.
Now I’m richer than I’ve ever been, back to lurking on WSB, and I know i... |
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Money isn't worth it. You got 660k somehow, you can get it again.
And if you can't, it doesn't matter. You're worth more than some paper.
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Maybe it was inheritance and he's so retarded he'll never make another dollar in his life
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I fell ... |
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Are you a millionaire?
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Nope, but I might be tomorrow if NVDA hits 167.5. It's at 164.5 in premarket. I'm going to liquidate the entire position at 167.5 and put 500k in an index fund and probably save 350k for taxes and the other 150k I'll use to keep makin... |
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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he means not having to work to live while others do ... |
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Ublock origin + firefox + duckduckgo = sex
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And don't use an android phone and gmail.
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You can use uBlock Origin on Firefox for Android.
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What is ublock origin
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Why'd you cut out the part where he walks past the 'total bankruptcy' sign and into oncoming traffic?
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Haha what's the source? I want to giggle through my tear flavored tendies.
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He photoshopped the wording on the signs. That's not from the... |
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trying to figure out if diehard tesla fans are opposed to the saudis being involved. reactions seem to be mixed on r/teslamotors. They dont like it but will follow elon wherever he goes
edit: looks more like they're hoping the saudi stuff will just provide a backbone/levera... |
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>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
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For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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“Local group of retards struggle to self govern”
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"Has austism gone too far"
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*No, says one local autist.*
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Autists hate him!
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*The Gang Gets Autism*
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He's on the spectrum.
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I bought 20,000 pairs of iso certified glasses on Alibaba three months ago for .05$ a pair. Currently selling on Amazon and eBay for 10$ a pair. Get fuckt plebs
## Speaker_0: ##
I'll be laughing my ass off when you find out the ISO certification is Chinese bullshit, some... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
who is this? I did a reverse image search and found nothing
## Speaker_1: ##
It's Martin Shkreli in the year 2025, didn't you read the title?
## Speaker_0: ##
wow I sure am an idiot haha better read the title next time
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey man, it’s okay, at least you’re... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait, let’s do a NYC face-off against r/personalfinance
## Speaker_1: ##
It’ll be just like the Anchorman face off
## Speaker_2: ##
I’ll bring a trident
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I’ll have my grenade
## Walls1337bot: ##
...Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Threw $68 at a $250c 1/19/2019 a few months ago. Thought it was a yolo, but already up 250%. AAPL is 90% a safe bet
## Walls1337bot: ##
So sports gambling hasn’t bankrupted me yet so I’m trying to find better ways to lose all my money... Any YouTube videos I can watch or ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Or you could sell today and be $1,400 richer
## Speaker_1: ##
PDT, I want some thrill in my life rn
## Speaker_2: ##
Sell a put at a different strike
## Speaker_1: ##
Already too late, I accepted my fate of losing all of it
## Walls1337bot: ##
Only after you have given u... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whats the fucking point of that statue anyway? Explain like I'm Retarded or ELIR:
## Speaker_1: ##
It's about women in wall street standing up to the men of wall street. We like to think everythings all equal nd shizznit but wall street is definitely still the old white man... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump went from taking credit for one of the best bull markets in history before any of his policy had impact on it to single handedly turning that into a bear market.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Shhh... dont say that here man.
There are some DT guys on here, they dont accept th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude, cash advance fees are like 20-35% or some lame number. If you're gonna do something stupid, at least do something less stupid like taking out a personal loan for interest around 5-15%.
## Speaker_1: ##
1.5% for me
## Speaker_2: ##
that's the transaction fee, lol, not... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Think about it. You could have lost 120k
## Speaker_1: ##
How do options work? I cant for the life of me figure out how hes losing 60k.
My mind is telling me it should be 125×204 but that's no where near that loss
## Walls1337bot: ##
OP's average cost is $4.85 on options ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." -4chan
I guess we're back to the old "Am I Retarded?" game.
## Speaker_0: ##
Wall street is as much business as it is politics a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I fucking bought $10K NVDA calls today. Fucked up!!
Update: Sold today for 8K profit. Got lucky due to good trade war news. Thanks for some good suggestions like waiting for the support confirmation before impulsively buying. Was down like 50% at the lowest point.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Honestly, they should just show this on Fox News
## Speaker_1: ##
They would just interpret the gif differently and as proof that the Tariffs are hurting China.
## Speaker_2: ##
They are though. Today wasn't because of Tariffs but because of the antitrust threat to tech co... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
## Speaker_1: ##
What stream? I'm lost.
## Speaker_2: ##
Tldr is ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Elons hair doctor ������
## Walls1337bot: ##
The dude is bald as fuck though, it's a good thing that there's hariplugs this day and age, or else he would've gone full Bezos.
## Speaker_1: ##
Including the cannons for arms?
## Speaker_2: ##
All one has left is HGH and roid... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Proof/screenshots and write-ups detailing the climb in previous posts:
[Original post: $2,000 to $64,000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8i3esy/started_w_2000_grew_it_to_64000_in_8_months/)
[First update: $2,000 to $200,000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wall... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wish more new traders understood this. Many pinkies/OTCs are simply boat buying machines for scam artists who have the brains to exploit people instead of just breaking the law with fraud. Immoral? Yes. Illegal? Please.
OTC is filled with scammy shit and fly by night com... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I still don’t see how tariffs would work for US lol.
iPhones are made in China. Are they exempted from tariffs?
Almost 90% American goods are made and produced in China. Are they forced to look for another country?
Basically tax reform is just BS when they are getting impo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's a mental thing man. When you are losing money you want to know thirty other losers are losing money too.
## Speaker_1: ##
You guys are all mental. And I mean that not in the British way, but in the "fucking idiot" way.
## Speaker_2: ##
geniuses are often misunders... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
reveal yourself, ceo
## Speaker_1: ##
Hey it's me ur CEO
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hello, Mr. CEO,
Has the Ice Cream machine at your McDonalds been fixed yet?
## Speaker_2: ##
Hahahaha I’ve heard from people who’ve worked there that’s it’s definitely someone on that shift bei... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Meanwhile the market will snap back and rally after the jobs number. The same thing happened Tuesday.
## Speaker_0: ##
Got some bad news for you: you’re wrong. And if wages are up more than expected expect us to fall well below 5e support levels we tested Tuesday. If th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Honestly haven't heard of any of those companies (except Sempra). How the hell are you finding out about these random ass companies, and why are you putting money into them?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I was told my portfolio needed diversity but now I'm just losing money.
## Spea... |
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