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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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I was 9 inches deep in your dad
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a little gay tbh
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It's a display of dominance
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I'm the dom!
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Can you call if market green or red tomorrow ?
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Start red end green. Don't buy into China.
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Tell me visa goina get dumped tmrw ? Msft? Mu?
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V up or sideways, MSFT up or sideways, MU sideways or down
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You still need $1600 more, which is +0.16% and not 0.01, so don’t bullshit us. Go buy a fucking yacht or something, fag.
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Actually broke the two comma portfolio the other day so it’s not representative of today’s moves necessarily.
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What ... |
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Pretty sure everyone here knows I'm a woman. I've posted about buying make-up.
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You don't need to be a woman to buy make up.
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True but I'm post-op
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can I still call you?
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I've been told it's offensive i... |
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Wait...wait wait wait wait.../r/bluemidterm2018 is grounds for banning in LSC??
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Late stage is exclusively for complaining about the system. Anyone who is actually trying to do something is banned.
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The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is ... |
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My puts are up like 20%
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I sold mine earlier today for 24% gains, it was my first time buying puts and it feels dirty in the best way
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Your flair says you profit on sucking ween, how much are you up on that play?
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I me... |
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This should go over well....no way this won't harm trade.
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nationalism and protective tariffs are the fundamental ingredients to being an absolute powerhouse of a country. china is about to be absolutely cucked by the trump admin. protectionism is bullish ... |
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You literally can’t make this shit up. How fucked are your numbers when it’s better to just cancel the earnings call all together hahaha
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And they branded themselves as “the Tesla killer”
Lmfao.
Not so easy now, is it boys?????
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Well they... |
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So....... gold gang = lizard people
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I can confirm this. This is basically the girl I'm in love with. Dragon and all.
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Thats illegal
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Don't kinkshame me
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Hows the sex?
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Slick and ho... |
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Why plan for retirement when I can make a bunch of money in my 20s, lose it all in my 30s, and then kill myself when I'm 40?
I'm not gonna see any of that money anyway!
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Tme2liftncnvrt2islam, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [C... |
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MUH GAINS DOWN 8%
Edit: Do you think TD will allow me to do a refund just this once?
EditEdit: 20% Im gonna hang myself
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bet you wish you were a RH user now don't you pleb
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Wait wtf. Why would RH make a difference?
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that'... |
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My only ragret is that I can't buy more $TSLA right now. Elon 4 lyfe
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gotta wait for next weeks allowance
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naw, I'm a 32 year old dude with a baby on the way. I don't get an allowance any more.
or a life.
or money.
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co... |
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Google: Wait I made search for free, I don't charge you to use it, but I can't favor my own shit with it?
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My thoughts exactly. I don't understand how this is illegal. If you're using google's search engine, why should they not be allowed to give priority t... |
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I'm pretty sure you don't get paid to loan your shares out. Your broker just takes them and loans them out and then the broker makes the 10%.
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IB is offering this to accounts with >50K now
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Dayum. That sounds great. What's the catch?
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When did you buy these? Well done.
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Started buying just before Thanksgiving.
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Kudos, buy yourself a nice Corvette or something.
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wtf just roll out into later positions and stack cash
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ELIR how that works... |
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China has said this and taken it back many times. Believe it when I see it.
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My pet theory / wet dream is that China is going to bide its time and strike back around mid term season with tariffs specifically targeted at key voting bases. Why win a trade war ... |
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yeah 1.25% in whatever monopoly money Canada uses nowadays
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While the USD has been tanking for months on end. The CAD is poised to break 1.00 by 2019 at the latest, while the USD is aiming to tank relative to every major currency pair.
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There will be an obvious appeal, that they can likely win. This all started from Microsoft, Oracle and Nokia in 2012, who clearly don't even do phones anymore.
https://www.blog.google/around-the-globe/google-europe/android-has-created-more-choice-not-less/.
I challenge yo... |
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Someone send him market data so he can do a 'This Week in Investing' through shitposts.
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Martin Shkreli 87850-053
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> Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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If it shoots up Im selling my Calls at open a... |
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"The stock market hit 25,000"
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Citing the Dow is grounds for impeachment
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Dems have been trying to impeach him since before he was even inaugurated, it's just not gonna happen unless he fucks up yuuuge. A blurb or tweet here and the ain't sh... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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Oof just watched some of the 60 minutes. “People who watched the podcast know I don’t know how to smoke weed, I- I- I don’t know how to smoke anything really!” Lmao
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...except cash.
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True dat. He burns cash like it's his fuckin job.
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Percentages are fucked for some reason. In January I had 10k in my account, was down 4k from may 2017. Put it all in mu. In the last week I bought a shitload of mu calls, got me up 16k in the past two days (up approx 50%, been pulling money out for school tuition)
Also ... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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Trump is still short.
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Edit: why does Trump want a recession so badly? Why does he hate the American economy?
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When you’re rich you love recessions because you can buy good assets at bargain prices
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You’re thinking like buffet ... |
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Surprised the fucking Secret Service isnt raiding their ass.
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How do they even get those? Do they ask their banks to order those bills for them? I think the bigger issue is why someone would pay 2.4k for 2k worth of money.
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I don't know if t... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=0
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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I mean, makes sense to avoid right ?
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Absolutely makes sense, it's just funny
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Excuse me mister but ~~school~~ mass shootings are, in fact, considered to be *not* funny. Thanks.
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What's funny is not the shooting but the way ... |
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Yeah the point of a corporation is to make money not be a charity. That's called a charity. Idiot.
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even charities make their CEOs a shit-ton a money
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Foundations especially, I hear.
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Presidential foundations, I also hear
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Vote for liberals. They hate democracy.
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Yes, the party that pushes for greater voter registration, passed the Voting Rights Act and fought the Republican efforts to strip it in SCOTUS, hates democracy. Mmhmm. Not the party that regularly pushes for limitati... |
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this will end well
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> has 100K
> wants to gamble it on options
> comes to WSB for advice
This must be inheritance right?
Edit: OP, this isn't criticism. This is encouragement. Go for the March 120 calls. I want to see what happens
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I can't wait for this to go absolutely nowhere
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Seriously. It's going somewhere and it's going to be... Tax payers not paying to ship Amazon packages anymore.
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You do realize that much of USPS's financial issues are related to retiree health... |
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That 150 to ~100 drop. That must've been crazy going through that
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It was mainly options pining, and I told myself I'm not pulling out until before earnings so I'm riding this baby till the.
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What's options pinning?
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probab... |
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Y r u using rh with that munie? Surely u can't afford to spend 5 for a yolo trade now
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don't do options or trade enough to care tbh
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U should at least do covered calls. It's free cash
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currently in school with a hard... |
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Got home from work to find out my wife bought a $800 makeup table. None of it is put together.
She hands me ONE McDonald’s cheeseburger and says I can put it together when I’m done eating.
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Why did you decide to get married?
Serious question. No effusiv... |
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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[Here you go buddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/7h5g75/i_want_to_use_a_credit_card_to_invest_can_this/)
u/JDGWI
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Wtf, I already said that the mods won't let me make an update. So I could no... |
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Some say Buffet was an asshole for giving his son a shitload of money but no knowledge on how to manage it. Buffet was notorious for neglecting his kids to work instead
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"Neglecting"
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If getting $90,000 from your dad at 19 is being neglec... |
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I wish I was back at $470. I'd be a lot happier.
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I would like to hear this story. I have popcorn.
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Its....its shameful to say the least. Let's just leave it there.
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Go on.
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Waiting also /u/DadGoneGamer
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why do you need it next year? who do you owe OP?
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Wellsfargo.
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Hah! tell me more..why is that?
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People told me a house was a "Good Investment".
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it is, you can live in it and rent out rooms
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Wtf am I looking at then?
It's dumped nearly the entire fucking day after the first hour of trading where dumb money always gets played.
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Most of the selloffs before we gapped down but the late day bounce stuck. I think it's not this time because we don't ... |
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Should I buy PUTS now?
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Only if you love Jesus.
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So no because I’m not gay
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Plot twist: you’re gay for Jesus
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Wrong I’m loyal to daddy Elon
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Melania would definitely win in a face sitting contest. Any takers?
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I ain't touching anything Trump has. It's bad enough I had to stop wanking it historical favorite of mine.
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you wouldn’t touch melania? you got the big gay?
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I'm hoping it drops below 65 so I can load up
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^ This guy gets it. Bad news presents buying opportunities. Just wait for longs to puke.
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Only if you're expecting a dead cat bounce
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nah you're not getting it. he's not hopin... |
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I doubled down, over 90% of my portfolio is MU. I’m either getting a yacht or going on welfare.
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Same but instead of shares it's OTM calls and instead of today it was yesterday at open.
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Expiration?
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Federal crime in the most federally regulated building. Good luck!
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Unlike what most people believe it's perfectly legal to deface, rip or draw on money. As long as you don't deface it to the point where it's rendered unusable.
[18 USC § 333](https://www.... |
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Bought Shopify Puts. Then sold out next day got 695 Uber Calls for 9/27 @ $0.65 a piece, cashed out at $1.65. Next day got 87 Shopify Calls for $13.30 sold out at $17.10. Now back on 150 Shopify shorts. At 170k currently. And yes it's all my brothers money I won't be taking ... |
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Everyone knows this sub is actually comprised of fund managers and brokers in their late 30s who come home from their $300k per annum jobs to spend all night discussing how to invest $15000 to make $40 on the movement of unknown biotech stocks.
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I make 300/w... |
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Please tell me this is you, or someone you know
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Hahaha, I wish. It's a guy named Roy Purdy.
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Haha what program did you use to put text over the signs?
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After Effects and a motion tracking program called Mocha. And far... |
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Started with a little over 10k at the end of March. Have withdrawn my starting funds +$5k and recently took out $33k and paid off my 2018 4Runner. Planning on taking out $17k on Monday to pay off my wife’s car. All debt gone.
Will work on building up (or losing) the remain... |
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Where is AMD, McDonalds, Align Technology, EA and Alibaba? Add these to your list. DIVERSIFY your GAMBLING portfolio (c) - W.Buffet
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Are you joking or legit advice? I’ve actually been interested in those companies. Are you expecting good ER from those?
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There’s not enough money in the world to have fuck the SEC money
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Yes. Yes there is.
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Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I can not resp... |
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Yes and this isn't it. You will know when you can see the look of fear on the pundits faces. I would say Trump look angry not scared which is concerning but not alarming. What is your question?
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He's a real estate and (shitty) business guy not a stock tra... |
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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Do we know his salary?
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*her
LMAO
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is there a full list of companies with female csos?
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Are you trying to start a triple leveraged inverse She-TF?
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I was thinking Whoregage backed securities but i think th... |
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I have a gambling problem. If the amounts were reversed, I'd still pick the coin flip.
edit: OK, so I've been giving this some serious thought, because Friday.
I think that the smart money is on the YOLO coin flip.
What you'd need to do is promote the hell out of it. Th... |
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They’re just fucking with you right now. Making u think it’s heading down. So you spend money chasing the market.
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It's a game they play. Go down enough to make the weak hands fold. Go down too far, everybody leaves. I think it will go up for a couple of w... |
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Guys a legend
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-ary idiot
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I refuse to believe we live in a country where:
Saying your investments return 20-30%, then returning 500% in ~3 years == fraud;
Lying about having native american heritage in order to secure a position at Ha... |
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Why does it say your profits are in *"pips"*..?
At first I didn't know what "Pips" were but after I did some googling it finally makes sense to me.
>a Pip is **a small hard seed in a fruit.**
What kind of seeds are you being paid in and did you buy futures for the cr... |
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Keep an eye out for a $10 billion dollar buy order in premarket tommorow morning
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lmao could you imagine
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I think your math is off. 10B would equal 190M shares
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What would Tesla skyrocket to if shorts had to cover? 500?600? 1000????
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Tesla could go to 900 one week and then to 100 a month later.
The premiums for options are insane, but as volatile as this shit is, you are likely to make money.
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I ju... |
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Jesus Christ, the airline literally could not have handled this any worse. They're down 2.5% in pre-market after finishing up yesterday, but I can't imagine the premium that you're going to have to pay for puts today. Short interest is gonna be absolutely through the roof.... |
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Wait you don't have a tambourine?
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Not everybody is a faggot millionaire
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r/frugalfaggots
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/r/ofcoursethatsathing
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it appears to not be a thing though
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/r/ofcoursethatsnotathing
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Bought a nov 17 210 call for NVDA, fuck me im retarded
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Only time will tell. How much did you pay for calls
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800
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Is that per call contact?
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Y’a bro
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Can you explain to me why you can buy a... |
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I hope he lowers the corporate tax rate very fucking soon and just shuts the fuck up about marijuana and building a pointless wall. Don't crash the economy in your first fucking year Trump, launch it to the fucking sky and let it explode majestically.
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Calm... |
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It was $2.5M yesterday :(
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Trump pls
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imagine what the market will do if trump gets fb/google/amazon into china though
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lol, like china would allow competition
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lol, like trump could win the republican nomi... |
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me from ... |
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also rly curious how you could have thought this was a good idea
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Just an average chinese guy over trust his own country on options... Now his country double-crossed him.
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Isn’t that kind of China’s thing though? Murdering their own peopl... |
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Instructions unclear. All in $IRL.
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good buy
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Buy?
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Buy!
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#BUY!
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$IRL could really excel
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Did you call the guys on r/investing “chads” lmao. Half of this sub makes more than their yearly return on one FD
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They try to seem enlightened by throwing confusing, non sense terms like “risk management” and “consistent growth”
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OP what's your exit strat? Do you have a stop in?
I've been holding 100 shares since 9 (and was down like 40% for months). Goddamn.
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No exit strategy, my long position I got in at 11$ average. This 28k was just yolo money. I will be selling these tomorr... |
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Bonds
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How tf do you short munis
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short the ETF or buy an inverse bond etf but I don't see any of those
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get a million dollars and buy CDS on illinois. make sure you got that ISDA
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Also, be Steve Carell.
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There was a question in there today on whether or not to balance your checkbook by hand.
I almost choked on my water I laughed so hard
## Speaker_0: ##
Post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/9mqz1a/balanging_your_checkbook_outdated_and_useless_or/?utm_sour... |
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First of all, I wanted to give myself a pat on the back for reading that ENTIRE post.
Secondly
>I am 99.9% certain AAPL is going to plummet post-earnings, but as there always is no way for me to know for sure.
Thirdly
If all else fails (which it probably will) , I th... |
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SHOP ��
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Same..... Down $30
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Do you own one whole share?
## Speaker_1: ##
That's loss per share rip
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how many shares?
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2
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus christ. He was 27 in that first picture.
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Im 27 right now. This fills me with optimism.
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Yeah but Elon had money at 27
## Speaker_3: ##
Pretty sure this was before his PayPal exit
## Speaker_4: ##
This is before his PayPal exit.
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're missing the best part; a half hour later he says this:
> "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy t... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Good job you stinky little thot
## Speaker_0: ##
Are you okay?
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In terms of today? Financially no, but I’m finna get my paycheck soon cus
## Speaker_1: ##
Straight to amazon puts.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m an eternal optimist
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## Speaker_0: ##
holy shit did you see that handoff
AMZN is fucked if it keeps paying humans to do this work
## Speaker_1: ##
It doesn't, you idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSA5Bq-1fU4
## Speaker_0: ##
yo how come our robots move way slower than the asian ones
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Be... |
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May he rest in tendies
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Fuck I laughed.
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I don't know if this is a bamboozle or not. This sub just keeps getting autistic by the millisecond. At the same time, if it was a lie, OP would probably be banned.
Do you u/haupt91 think OP is ded? ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That, is some funny shit my friend. Let us know how it goes.
You'd probably need to try some other dating sites that older folks use these days, I don't know what the age breakdown is on tinder but I bet it skews younger.
## Speaker_1: ##
This is exactly why the rich old ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wish more new traders understood this. Many pinkies/OTCs are simply boat buying machines for scam artists who have the brains to exploit people instead of just breaking the law with fraud. Immoral? Yes. Illegal? Please.
OTC is filled with scammy shit and fly by night com... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How many upvotes to get you to delete your account?
## Speaker_1: ##
I said I would after a million. I'm rich now, but I was bluffing.
## Speaker_2: ##
You weren't bluffing, you were lying. There's a difference.
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Is there?
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sure
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Discuss further in the WSB [discord chat](http://discord.gg/wallstreetbets).
## Speaker_0: ##
I was pleasantly surprised with how many attractive young women regularly post in the Discord chat. The amount of tit pictures they share is just an added bonus.
A+
## Spea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why are you betting with half a years salary?
You deserve it.
## Speaker_1: ##
Dont tell him what to do you piece of shit
## Speaker_2: ##
Don't tell *him* what to do you piece of shit.
## Speaker_3: ##
Yeah, fuckin tell him
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don't tell him what to d... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I always get a iffy feeling from investments not tied to a productive asset.
## Speaker_1: ##
Basically how I feel about precious metals as well. Everybody is like, "Gold will always be worth something." But why? It's just a rock.
## Speaker_2: ##
Over 2,000 years of r... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So my family has 2 thanksgivings. The second is a big one on my moms side on Saturday so Everyone is there. Problem is several of those people suuuuck. But o just found out something super fun. My very conservative, very pro trump, very anti not acting like a cunt uncle inve... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Holy shit. He's like Ewen McGregor except with a lot less money.
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Explain
## Speaker_0: ##
Rogue Trader reference.
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Elaborate
## Speaker_0: ##
A film allusion involving said actor Ewen McGregor as Bearings trader extraordinaire Nick ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yea and where will Tesla be in a few years? Sitting on their thumbs letting companies pass them up? These articles are so stupid.
## Speaker_1: ##
>Yea and where will Tesla be in a few years?
Bankrupt
## Speaker_2: ##
ppl are actually retarded if they think tesla cant... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I got banned for day trading today. Anyone want to buy some MSFT options expiring 5/4???
## Speaker_1: ##
Cash account on TW my dude, unlimited day trades
## Speaker_2: ##
not for options though right?
## Speaker_1: ##
Nope, you can daytrade anything as many times a day ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Like, I don't care about the cashier's, but holistically what this represents is still some kind of worrying
## Speaker_1: ##
And what does this represent?..
## Speaker_0: ##
Shit dude, it's possible ain't nobody gonna have jobs soon and shits gonna get weird.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude you should probably sell.
## Speaker_1: ##
I want to, but that's such a pussy choice. If I let it ride I can ~~lose it all~~ join /u/fscomeau in syrup porn goodness!
## Speaker_2: ##
dude atleast liquidate half of that win. Make sure the other half doesnt wipe out y... |
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