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This man personally paid for 10,000 people to see Infinity War. What a nice guy.
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First of all it was a joke.
Second of all the company has been issuing additional shares -- might want to google dilution.
So not only did y... |
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Maybe that's why they're able to hoard 300 billion. Perhaps we should start buying stock based on how much taxes a company is able to avoid paying.
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Are you not already?
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What other companies should I be looking at?
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$FB $G... |
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1. quit trading options. seriously. you are absolutely not some edgy trader, stop pretending just because you landed a lucky first yolo. Its not safe to trade options if you absolutely do not have a clue what the deltas are and what really makes CONSISTENT money (hint: its n... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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Can you teach me... |
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"Market is doing ok, can't have that"
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Or it's simply trying to stop China from stealing from us. People like you need to differentiate the market from our China strategy. How do you expect us to be hard on China AND keep the market at ATHs? Makes no sens... |
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IF YOU ARE FROM FP. HERES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND
I can buy a put option CONTRACT for a fee for $10 that would let me sell 100 shares at $220/share at any time before July 27, FB stock is now selling for $225/share. If it keeps going up, I'd never use that option and i will b... |
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[sauce](https://youtu.be/tKnLz9OhnLw)
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Dat suction power though...
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Dyson level
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Why the fuck I watch it twice
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## Speaker_0: ##
One day, I am going to give my MU shares to my children, much like some rare genetic disorder
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>to my children
Making a lot of assumptions there.
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Anal babies
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Don’t use the PC term, call them butt babies
## Walls1337... |
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Man if that's real.
Sell to close then call to open your nearest yacht dealership.
Fucking work.
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already closed my position. Thanks man.
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can you explain how you have $60,000 to trade with at age 20?
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lawsuit in my pas... |
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u/MightBePresident U famous
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Hell ya
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Did they pay you for comments to the article?
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No
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All the stocks go up. Every time.
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Yep, and then suddenly they go down, but surprise, surprise they go up; until they go down again of course!
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except UVXY :( it always just goes down and always has....taking everything I own with it
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How the fuck are people not seeing that this is a fucking huge bitcoin bubble? Just dropping some bitcoin related buzzwords is enough for a stock to go up 3000%?
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Look at all the retarded HODL fuckbois on Reddit. Literally delusional saying that BTC will go ... |
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[Think the short squeeze is over?](https://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/) - Check the chart
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I'm getting some 100 acres in Alaska calls next year with my bro. Our kids can inherit it and my old ass will retire on it as the world burns.
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I'm ... |
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If you're offered a seat at the table with the (future) President and you reject it that doesn't make you a boss, it makes you an idiot.
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he didn't reject it, he sent his bitch.
and yes, that makes him a boss.
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Zuckberg starts sweating w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What do you use to trade stocks? Obviously you're not using Robinhood *snorts*
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On Charles Schwab I use their free platform, StreetSmartEdge which is pretty nifty.
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This one? No trading fees and allows trading of OTC stocks? For real?
H... |
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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Check the shanghai composite
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Lose-lose scenarios exist. Which is exactly what liberals said would happen. Trade wars don't have winners.
Bonus: They knew that would happen because Obama did exactly ... |
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How can he be inconsistent with himself in one single tweet is beyond me.
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I'm a foreigner and don't want to get political here, but how idiotic do people have to be to vote for this fucking moron. This sub probably liked him last... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
320 @ 7.44 let's do this
Today is not a good day.
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oops
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I quit
## Speaker_0: ##
So see you tomorrow then?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think it's time to check out/r/pennystocks
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who could say he isn't right though?
about price gouging, not the fraud stuff
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The difference is that most companies try and go under the radar where shkreli was basically begging to be publicly crucified. Also he is a fruadster that ran all his companies i... |
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See that 1mm on the account so i can live off of dividends
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Even off dividends you'd be getting just $30k a year....
What you should be aiming at is exponential growth for passive income. Buy a house for 1mm, rent it for ~1%/mo, after taxes and whatnot y... |
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Ponder the purpose of AMDs existence
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To destroy money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Uhg, I'm regretting the 20 calls I bought that expire on 4/6 with a 10.50 strike.
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Dude, there are ways to gamble but WTF.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah, I had some of... |
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Damn! When did you buy the calls? When it was around $3 a share?
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275 contracts... $6875 in option contracts lol. Man, you guys have some balls!
Too awesome though. Did you sell completely, or gonna hold on a little more? And, c... |
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Damn, come here so much I keep recognizing names and knowing what to expect from them. And not the easy ones like trueliberty or someguy...
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Watcha expect from me peatsa?
## Speaker_0: ##
Kinda like seeing your comments, though 4:1 odds you're holding so... |
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I'm stocking up on XIV
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Do you think Monday at close or Tuesday open better to stock up?
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Monday about a half hour before close
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You expect *less* volatility on election day?
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Don't sell on Tuesday, ob... |
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https://i.imgur.com/6vUmnGa.png
## Walls1337bot: ##
Could you explain whats going on in ur pic for a pleb? Did you buy options?
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Those are 21 July 2017 Calls. 12 contracts. The greens are overall profit and daily.
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Why is there already ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just learn to trade derivatives, you could make 1000%.
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tell me more...
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Flip a coin. If heads, all in SPY weekly calls. If tails, all in SPY weekly puts. It might make you some money. Also includes very little risk.
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Watch MU fall back below 40
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Please take AMD to $14 while you're at it Mr.Mu
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AMDs "next horizon" event is on the 6th. Likely discussing epyc2/vega, maybe announcing release dates. Wouldn't count on too much of a drop.
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or t... |
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Hookers and MU calls
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All Depreciating assets
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hey my hooker got a great job at footlocker and now subsidizes my living
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Do they still wear those stupid ass ref jerseys and have a lanyard?
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ya it's my feti... |
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Is it cute?
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I think it’s pretty cute.
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I think you're pretty cute.
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Gay
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F
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A
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## Speaker_0: ##
Other subs don’t even **understand** what happens here
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And that's part of what makes this content so great, I always imagine some guy who's never even heard of the DOW let alone option trading watching this and I wonder what they think is happening...."wha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
that's taking YOLO a bit too far
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Gtfo.
You don't belong here.
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like anybody here even has an IRA...
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Yea, not after this got announced.
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if you couldn't sell naked calls before, opening an IRA isn... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you just delete your account you won’t have to pay
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i will try that
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Tell them you're colorblind and you thought green numbers meant gains
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Wait the numbers can turn green?
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Only if you're colorblin... |
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Either cry or cheer on the $SIG ER tomorrow.
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My puts shall meet you in battle.
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Oh bro, I’ve got puts. I’ll fight by your side brotha
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I'm in the calls. See you on the battlefield.
What's your position sizing?
## Spe... |
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YOU GIT
"Give your money to a broker"
Go back to /r/investing you snotty little milk toast faggot
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I yolo harder than you fgt
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You are a bitch
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I wipe my ass with your yearly salary fucken peon
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We doing t... |
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RIP in pieces OP
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You mean stock up on cheap shares while they're at a discount? It's going to be a great time to buy Amazon either late tomorrow or Monday. They hit their goals people just overreacting to guidance. It's a narrow window to stock up before ev... |
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SHLD is looking pretty good.
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Oh ya.. Sears is going to make a comeback...
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Their stock could make temporary hikes due to various legal and property issues they are facing. They are obviously, and admittedly, completely fucked as far as the ... |
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What kind of trading did you do?
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Futures only
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What was your strategy? Like some sort of delta neutral thing or were you actually making directional bets?
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We were a quant shop that focused on short term moves. 30, 60, 300... |
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Rumors has it that they rejected a $30 buyout offer. The stock is now at 9.71
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Why would they reject the buyout?
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They want $35-40
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Do you see them getting that offer in the future cause that's like 200 percent upside... |
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I will probably never buy Tesla shares but if you don’t want this man to succeed you are unamerican
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A lot of it stems from seeing a man live out his dreams. He builds cool looking electric cars, unlike the lame ass prius we all hate. He builds rockets and u... |
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Still won't make women have sex with you OP so I wouldn't worry either way.
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O I have fully accepted masturbation as my one true love.
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my homo neighbor said that your hand doesn't love you either and that he's been having an affair with him... |
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This is unbelievable.
It's just strike after strike of dumb shit with this guy.
Y'know, when he was elected and the world went bananas I thought "Ah, how bad can he be? He has some incredibly smart advisors"
Then he proceeded to fucking fire them all and hire his cronies ... |
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It's just hard to prove, that's all.
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not really, dont bother with people trading small positions but anyone claiming to be one of these amazing high dollar/success people has to provide something other than trade confirmations/screenshot of trading platfor... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Getting a coin flip wrong 20 times in a row is fucking insane, and fucking impressive.
## Speaker_0: ##
And people win the lotto, this does not mean they have powers that go beyond logic.
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The lotto is pure chance.
It's very different when you're do... |
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Do you guys remember when Obama shut down the government for 18 days and nobody pitched a hissy fit?
Pepperidge farms remembers
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Remember when the Republican Party was the the party of fiscal responsibility and increased the federal budget deficit to over ... |
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What's your DD on Deere?
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I'm flying to Moline today,where Deere is headquartered.
Y'all want me to check in on anything?
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What's there to check on? They built their entire company on the color green, there's n... |
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That 150 to ~100 drop. That must've been crazy going through that
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It was mainly options pining, and I told myself I'm not pulling out until before earnings so I'm riding this baby till the.
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What's options pinning?
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probab... |
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I miss those days :(
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I think one huge issue that will hurt the younger generation is the complete lack of compound interest on any savings account. The old timers had the power of compounding in safe savings accounts...
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My credit union... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Would the owner of this profile please let me know. You will become a mod.
Edit- 1 kid claimed it was him and then deleted his acct.. I need to find this user.
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TCM don't let the kid get away. He said it was him:
https://www.reddit.com/user/FeetSniffer... |
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Averaging at 30.28. Another sub-30 dip would be ideal so we could load up more, but I'm not sure that's going to happen for awhile, maybe not until the election volatility. I have big doubts that earnings reports will be anything but positive.
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> I ha... |
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The ultimate troll
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Elon should be careful with all his trolling. Take heed of Martin, who thought he could shitpost all the way to heaven, but alas, he flew too close to the sun.
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They already tried to vote him out of Tesla Lol
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Good job.Time to get a job and fund the option gambling addiction like us.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh I only did this after signing my offer letter.
## Speaker_1: ##
The fuck is this kind of responsibility doing in this sub?
(Grats on the gains man)
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She was trying to fly first class. Those tickets are exponentially higher than coach
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Unlimited woodfords though. Also physical separation from the unwashed masses which is always worth it.
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I never understand why they seat them first thoug... |
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Anybody got the link to the stream?
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https://www.banking.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/2017/5/domestic-and-international-policy-update
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Thanks bro
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You know this is the same link, right
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Yeah now I do... |
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It's bullish..
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ohhhh. YOu're assuming it'll go back up. Then yes.
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Make more dollars than I did in all of last year with PUTS. Mainly SPY, QQQ, FB, IWM, TWTR etc..
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Damn... I sold $30,000 of tvix at 13.97 yesterday
A little proof, not everything
https://i.imgur.com/67vtIqZ.jpg
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F
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1. Buy [this](https://www.amazon.com/Misiri-MSR706-Magnetic-Reader-Enhanced/dp/B01AZ66FXO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1470266850&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=magnetic+card+writer&psc=1).
2. Find a way to properly write a correct code onto the magnetic strip.
3. E... |
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WSB, where we pray that the world takes a giant shit so we can profit.
Right here with June and May USO 10 puts
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It's not about praying or hoping that it takes a shit. We aren't the bad guys here.
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Exactly, we only care about correctly pr... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
The EIA forecast is not yet public (is it?) so I am still holding.
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What are your thoughts on what to do from here?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I honestly don’t know. I expect the storage to rise compared to last week, but since the forecast is not yet known, it... |
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What caused this dramatic increase in rate?
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The fact that we could not form a government, investor are starting to get worried about Italeave. They are afraid we will go back to Lira or who knows what and devaluate.
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“Italeave”? Is that re... |
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YOU GIT
"Give your money to a broker"
Go back to /r/investing you snotty little milk toast faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
I yolo harder than you fgt
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You are a bitch
## Speaker_1: ##
I wipe my ass with your yearly salary fucken peon
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We doin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the fuck is your cost basis 40.
MOD THIS GUY
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I still dont get it... how is his cost at 40$ per share?
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Autism.
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No it's literally impossible.
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A few months ago IQ hit $46.23. Why is $40 impossibl... |
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well time to commit suicide
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They beat earnings by 84% and then it crashed. WTF
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EPS is wary to obfuscate. They made less money than expected.
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84% beat is less than expected?
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That’s EPS not revenue. The... |
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holy fuck the dow is down 6% it feels like withing 10 minutes
whats going on
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It's total fucking insanity at this point. Nothing makes sense.
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I wasn't really around in 2008... when the markets crashed did people realize why or were the... |
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Tech valuations are insane
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When Facebook bought Instagram for 1B, I was sure of it.
When Facebook paid close to 20B for Whatsapp, I was doubly sure of it.
Still waiting...
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still have no idea what whatsapp is and never heard of anyone us... |
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Grabbed some calls today, earnings 23rd. Let the run up begin! Majority their revenue comes from China so shouldn’t be affected as much by tariffs which have dragged price down to this bargain price imo
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is it just me or is there no IV boost for earnings?
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Why would you ever own those?
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Because I knew all Spiegel had to do was deflect onto facebook and it would spike. He finally did.
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That's fair. PM me these things next time bruh
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I told all wsb many times. I held those calls... |
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Where do I turn in my full semi-automatic?
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At the 1000000 rpm station where they also buy your 200 round extended glock clips that make your gun shoot faster along with your silencer that makes your gun a “ghost gun” and turns you invisible.
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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If it shoots up Im selling my Calls at open a... |
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Where’s the bottom? 20,000?
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Technically 0
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Trump gonna make it go negative
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ORANG MAN BAD
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May your portfolio be as red as your cap.
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I'm pretty sure /u/jpoor_the2nd is developing a little crush on you.
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just because I approve his post? suck my dick nigga.
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I would but /u/suneq would get all protective of his boytoy.
I'm going to take your r... |
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Let the tendies hit the floor!!
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Let the tendies hit the floor!!
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Let the tendies hit the floor!!
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Let the tendies hit the flooooooooaaAAAAAAAAAA!!
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what are tendies? European here
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Shor... |
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When to dump all my other stocks for MU? That is the real question.
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[Serious] Next week when/if it goes sub 43.50. Sub 43.00 would be ideal.
But a gap up is coming, and I wouldn't wanna miss it.
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MU's boarding for the moon was yesterda... |
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Life insurance.
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Just make it 2 years and it covers suicide!
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Some companies offer 1 year!
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Sure, but the claim is still contestable for 2 years :(
What are the chances that 2 years from now, you'd still want to off your... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This sounds great to me but I am not sure how the market is going to respond. Looks like they are expanding pharmaceuticals but it is always possible that wallstreet gets freaked out on anything China related, anyone else have a better guess?
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Basically you... |
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I consistently met about 10k a week in realized gains. Been trading for about 5 years off and on, the last two years had enough bankroll to do it seriously. In another year I'll probably quit my day job to trade full time. I currently have about a 1m portfolio but didn't ... |
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This is amazing on so many levels...87% in SHOP? Over 600k in Robinhood? Insane monetary gains? This is like the meme post dream
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It’s funny Robinhood gold (if I upgraded to the highest tier) would let me put in another 600k on margin if I wanted... but I do... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can someone explain this ghetto instagram subculture that talks about 'flipping' money?
I always see them in instagram comments.
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Flipping work is a reference to selling drugs. It got taken on by "thrifty" white kids that find Coogi sweaters for free on Cra... |
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We all know you are going to spend your military money on a Mustang or Harley at 17% APR.
Long $HOG and $F
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*Dodge Charger more likely
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Dodge Ram 1500*
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with a lift kit of unsafe proportions, coal-rolling modification, ... |
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So basically
Moar Delta = moar individual gain in option price per second than usual. It's why September calls will be up only 25% but FDs will move at the speed of light at 500% due to high Delta
Moar Gamma = explains change in Delta. It's like if you see someone's mom (... |
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I take offense to that.
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Im offended that you're offended.
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You don't over offend me. How dare you sir.(takes glove off and smacks you)
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Don't assume his/her identity brah. I'm offended on behalf of everybody involved!
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let me stop this, in for 100 shares at 41.75
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... And fuck. In 2 minutes it went down to under $40. lol
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Dammit man you killed it
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This is so fucking stupid, I hate the market. If I pull out now and take my loss,... |
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Buy Tesla calls or puts depending on what Elon is gonna tweet today.
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Just do both. It's either gonna moon or dump under $200
Problem is it's already priced at insane premiums lol.
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Well, I buy bull or bear turbos and there aren't any premi... |
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i wonder how his real estates are doing
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Probably well. Estate in most cities is on fire especially the mega cities like NYC or sf
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true dat. housing prices even down here in Dallas is getting ridiculous
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I live in missouri ... |
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I've seen a couple of colleges here in NY that have them available for research.
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My UC school has a computer room of like 18 computers or something with Bloomberg Terminal in the School of Business. It's sponsored by Schwab
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At Stanford the... |
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bruh, them strikes.
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Yeah it's very bullish. I have 60 shares in an IRA so I wanted deep OTM
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>Yeah it's very bullish.
2020 is 18 months away
not even enough time to have 2 kids or pay off a car
>I have 60 shares in an IRA so I wan... |
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Bought at $59/share up 25% LEGO boys
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Hey now you're at 0%
Wtf happened
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I had $68 stop loss lol
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and did you find a buyer? too many noobs here thinking stop losses will save them from a sharp drop in price
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Herrrppp deerrrpp is cant read the prospectus which clearly defines the risks associated with the instruments heeeerrrrrrr deerrrrr GOVT PROTECT ME WHEN IM TOO STUPID TO READ MYSELF
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I went back and forth with one of them.
Them: "BUT THE PROSPECTUS NEVE... |
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Tariffs were 15% prior to trade war. They were recently raises to 40%. My understanding is the "cease fire" means tariffs are going back to 15%.
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Unfortunately this will not be highlighted by the media.
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Honestly if Elizabeth Homes doesn't end up in jail I'm going to lose my mind.
She made Martin's crime look like a misdemeanor.
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Zen has higher clock speeds than Broadwell-E. Vega ties or beats a 1080. RIP $AMD shorties.
Buy calls when the market opens or regret the biggest mistake of your life forever.
$AMD is love. $AMD is life.
And yes, Lisa Su paid me to write this.
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My s... |
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What the heck happened today?
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More people selling than buying.
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God damn it, I am debating if I should sell everything (AMZN and AAPL) so I can make a small bit of profit.
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Let's hope for an opinion tomorrow!
Edit: Friday, I fucked up.
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You mean friday?
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Yeah, you got it. I got my earnings and opinions all fucked up.
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
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>Options are such bullshit. You basically won $700k in blackjack and kept gambling it all away.
Options should be looked at as no better than gambling.
I love hearing 40x per day the comparison between options and blackjack
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When people YOLO options... |
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Price of oil after-hours outpaced UWTI. I loaded up, so hopefully it jumps to the appropriate price tomorrow morning, and I can cash out.
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I got in at $1.69 and its looking good in AH.
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$1.56 checking in. Touching myself as we speak.
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I was about to post the same thing. This is exactly the same shit (misleading investors) that got Shkreli fucked for, except Shkreli actually ended up paying his investors back with a decent return.
If she doesn’t face prison time than this just further verifies that Shkre... |
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friend who works at ibm said they fired a lot of people working under the watson team, this was 2 months back
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Interesting...did they say why?
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I just did this with tastytrade. It works.
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That's my broker! I sent them an email earlier but figured I'd ask here while I'm waiting. Off I go to lose my money! :D
Edit: Nevermind, it looks like it doesn't work. Here's the response I just got from them.
&g... |
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Hope some lessons were learned. Never buy into momentum/meme stocks without a plan to exit once people start dumping. Also better to cut your losses small and do something more productive with capital rather than letting it slowly slip away.
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I shouldn’t hav... |
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Home depot or lowes calls with the storm or long it. All the same really
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That’s a good positive position to take
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My father made over 10k on home depot from irma
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You wait until they’re about to report earnings for that qua... |
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