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full position disclosure: https://imgur.com/a/vqEwGUa
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This is interesting, so you opened this to protect your longer term calls, and the near term calls were sold against them right?
If you closed this now would that be the actual profit?
Your August posi... |
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How about Facebook, where they beat expectations. Beat earnings. Beat revenue. But CNBC read the wrong crap from the TelePrompTer, and it was represented as a miss?
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How do you know they beat expectations? The whole point of this post is that you can't p... |
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Add common terminology to the list. Such as bag holding, cucks, DD and austists.
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And tendies. As a non-american that took forever to find out.
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what is a tendie?
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a big nugger
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jnugger?
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Tech valuations are insane
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When Facebook bought Instagram for 1B, I was sure of it.
When Facebook paid close to 20B for Whatsapp, I was doubly sure of it.
Still waiting...
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still have no idea what whatsapp is and never heard of anyone... |
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LOL DIVERSITY IS SO GOOD
THAT IT DESTROYS THE MALE PATRIARCHY AND COMPANIES!
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lol diverse? She's white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed wealthy stanford dropout whose voice is deeper than most of the posters on this sub and who dresses like steve jobs.
## Sp... |
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Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance
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Yeah, sorry to hear it �� thankfully my daddy, who was the CEO of a multi-billion dollar shipping company in Singapore, left me with a nice lil' chunk of inheritance �� only a couple hundred million Singapo... |
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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he means not having to work to live while others do ... |
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What's your occupation? Need a decent major
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Photography/marketing
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I've never seen a photographer that had a million bucks. Fuck. I was thinking 2K a week max doing photos
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I mean, I know a few commercial photograph... |
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I hope this rally was fake
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The rally was definitely real. It's cause may have been fake, but the rally was real. What remains is to see if it holds. If it does the reverse h&s is complete. If it doesn't, then we're likely in for u/demayon 's double t... |
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I'm a capitalist.
Filthy poors.
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Me: (trying to impress you) I'm a shithead, too!
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\^how poor people think capitalists work
git gud dummy.
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Down voted for truth..... every single time!
Edit: yes let the butt hurt flow! ... |
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Buy ATVI or TTWO instead. EA is falling out of favor, although still will make lots of money.
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I have been long in Nexon it hasn't disappointed .
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What game does Nexon make that got you interested? I haven’t heard of them.
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I get shit all the time by my coworkers when I have my charts up. Then 3 months later "so what is this HSA thing?" Oh let me help you 52 year old single dad in IT without a hint of savings.
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Are you me? I swear my coworker has the exact same description and ... |
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Watch as my account goes from like +35% this week to flat because of some surprise comments from Jerome Powell.
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You got puts or calls?
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Puts. Would be difficult to be up +35% with a long position. :)
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True, just wondering... |
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The people have not spoken. This election was fraudulent as there was not enough heads up to turn out to the polls. I for one was unaware an election was even going on. This is voter suppression at it's finest.
MAKE AUTOMOD GREAT AGAIN!
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It was literally s... |
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Dumping already hahaha
Edit: oops I meant gg ez*
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Knee jerk reaction. It will be up by the time cc starts.
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They design the algos to dump so they can take shares from the pussies. $FAGMA TO THE MOON
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it's FAGMAN
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Guess he has and is using that real estate depreciation to his full advantage
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I would too
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Thats called business.
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Yeah but losing $916 million isn't exactly the good kind of business.
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How did he lose i... |
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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I don think you have to wonder. I think it is clear. He pissed off th... |
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fuck steph curry, short this bitch
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isn't he already short?
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6'3". Short for an NBA player, tall for a normal human being.
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6'3" ≈ 1.91 metres
^metric ^units ^bot ^| [^feedback](https://redd.it/73edn2) ^| [^source](https://... |
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Thanks dudes
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What are your holdings on it? Common stock or options?
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I was holding 7500 common stock since #tnf game 1.
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Been watching it closely, had a strong feeling buyout was close. Wishing I got in but without inside ... |
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As the lowest paid manger here. I will make sure your message gets to the top of my recycle.
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I submitted to round file at 4:23pm eastern. Please allow for 745 days of processing.
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Yeah but unemployment at 16 year low, probably why pre market is up...I don't know though, I just read stuff on the internet and repeat it.
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Honestly, unemployment rates are low enough that I would probably not give it much thought at this point. At 4.3% how... |
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I've been telling you faggots. Do. Not. Bet. Against. Musk.
He's still underrated.
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I know it'll dip tomorrow as there's some pullback, but I'm not even selling.
Talk to me in 10 years when it is 10x the size, and one of the biggest companies in the world.... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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2 year bear market? wat
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Just in time to ruin the only reason Trump could get re-elected.
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I just don't get it.
We have peace in Korea
An increased GDP
A way better economy
4 million people lifted off food stamps
And the lowest unemp... |
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It’s a bear trap today. Gold is down, and generally the market is green when gold is red.
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Nice DD, buy calls
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Amzn 1850c 11/9 already secured.
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Plz be kidding theta gone get u today.
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I wish I was ... |
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Proof?
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My brokerage account: http://i.imgur.com/lL12Flr.png
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Looks a lot like the investopedia stock market game faggot gfy
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How would you know?
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You have a better chance of getting eaten by a shark in Montana while getting hit by lightning twice.
EDIT: That said, my office put in a huge pool for this volunteer taxation scam.
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lol me too. I had to pay in. Totally insurance b/c I would need to kill my... |
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Is this why today's bleeding?
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No this is already priced in. Today was just sell offs
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Wrong. Trump had a Twitter meltdown and the Dow dropped 300 points. We need to dispense with this notion that the market doesn't give a fuck about politic... |
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Don’t worry guys.
It’s not like Donald has ever bankrupted any companies and clearly understands the complexities of a trade war and its effect on the economy/stock market.
Who would of guessed a man with no experience in politics would make stupid political decisions wit... |
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From RH: Dear OP, I meant to write you sooner but we been busy,
You said you have a portfolio now, how far along is it?
Look, we're really flattered you wanted to trade some options man.
we're sorry we didn't replied to you, we must of missed you.
Don't think we did that s... |
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/r/latestagecapitalism and /r/wallstreetbets are natural enemies
Like /r/wallstreetbets and /r/personalfinance
Or /r/wallstreetbets and /r/investing
Or /r/wallstreetbettors and other /r/wallstreetbettors!
Damn WSBettors they ruin WSB!
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Faggot
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WTF the reason for the delay?
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They plan to make the final legalization vote in June, but now they want 8-12 weeks from the final vote to have the program ready.
It was supposed to start in July and now its looking like it wont be till August
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Can't wait to see this fiery trainwreck of an IPO follow right down the path Twitter carved for it. Unreal how this App can be valued anywhere close to that when they posted just $50m REVENUE last year. Over and over the headlines are always "They maybe could eventually if t... |
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Props to these yolos on RH holy shit
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i'd do these on a real broker but can't do that on my phone on the way to work
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Yeah you can, InteractiveBrokers works well.
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wait really? does the IB app interface well with an i... |
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$tsla goes up 9,11%
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get out of here with your fucking euro commie decimal notation
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...says the imperial cuck. You don't get to have an opinion boy.
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Imperial units are far better. Atmospheres or pascals? Atm's thanks. Why ... |
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They did it!
(1) Control both senate and house
(2) Cuck yourself into your own shutdown
(3) Under a president who knows "the art of the deal"
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Oh no! What a travesty that the parks will be closed down for a few weeks
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I think someone said... |
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HD 175 12/7 puts?
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Yup
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Congrats. I'm glad you sold instead of letting a 5 bagger expire worthless in a few days.
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Thanks man. Id have close to 60k if I would have held on, which sucks, but I'm not going to complain about m... |
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I miss the days when we would all joke about the rare moments when the market would close -1%... I’d do a lot of despicable things to go back to those times.
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Dude, my uncle made something like 60% holding stocks he bought using a randomizer and an excel sh... |
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/u/bawse1 is a magician.
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Is that who makes all of them?
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Yup yup.
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Now who draws the girls?
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Keep it in your pants.
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Says the person with the most retarded looking bitemoji ever
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Wow, how’s the single life? You seriously use Bitmoji. My mom even knows those are lame. Haha. Seriously dude? EVERY BITMOJI IS RETARDED.
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nice downvotes you got there sir
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Every day for the last 6 months. "it's a bubble."
Bubble bursts "OH THE HUMANITY!!"
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Cannabis_Irl
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This^
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just use the upvote system for gods sake
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But upvotes are anonymous and the world wouldn't know i... |
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You should just do that every 23 minutes for the next 16 hours and then retire on your yacht.
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I'm bad at math, how much profit would that equal to assuming he is successful all the time?
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Assuming you make a 30% gain 41 times (16x60/23)...
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A 71 yr old.
Through a Vanguard account.
Speculating on KBIO with an amount of money that would already leave you very comfortable for the rest of your life.
[Well Done](http://i.imgur.com/0mKXcg1.gif?noredirect)
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36 yr old - now get off my lawn you pu... |
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just bought puts on all the major banks
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Good luck with that
>The overall auto-lending market remains fairly solid, with defaults on prime loans low
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But don’t you remember the Jenga pieces?
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We're talking rock bottom fi... |
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it's all about gold lately
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You are correct. It shows how retarded the market is at this point. Shiny rocks are good for bullshitting my whores.
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Gold Mining or the paper gold
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Step 1. Pick DUST or NUGT
Step 2. Buy as many ... |
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Next time go to a casino...?
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As I don't spend time there already....
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Where do you lose your money faster?
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Usually craps.
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Back up your bets and play come and back it up. You'll win it back in no tim... |
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Stop giving a shit about my lil poryolio cuz I'm a robinhood pleb with like 1k anyway, park the money in a few stocks I believe in, focus on continuing to build my real estate business. Fuck all this WSB meme hype bullshit cuz it's a waste of time.
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Where'd you find that kind of leverage, faggot?
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http://www.barchart.com/futures/specifications.php
Trading actual futures requires you post initial margin, so if it goes in your way you will get exposure to a large amount from very little capital
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YOLO 2 STRONK! IT'S OVER 9000!
A 21 month interest free loan is a pretty sweet deal.
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i know it would almost be unfair to not take full advantage of it. see u when this 9k turns into 50k in 3 months
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Name of card ? For reasons...
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GE puts. we’re gonna see some drilling tomorrow bois
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Watching the money pile in when we sank below $12 before close today was orgasmic. I hope to spend all day feeling that way tomorrow
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Watching GE slowly bleed all day was really satisfy... |
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FYI guys, he won't show the quantity because he only has 3... purchased on 12/22/15
yep, less than $300 bucks total.
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Although thats way more than enough to afford your mom, i can assure you i have a lot more, just wait till next year when i plan to sell.
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The world is full of water. 70% water. All you have to do is take the salt out, which Isreal has shown is economically feasible. Not only that, they now have a water surplus. Buy desalination stocks
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Seriously. Water is the most abundant resource this world ... |
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Hope he goes to jail lol
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Fuck you
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this was *swearers anonymous*
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Are you fucking lost
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Fifth response with a swear in it. Something tells me this sub isn't too welcoming.
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OPEC died last Sunday. But I don't see a bubble at all.
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How can a commodity that is down 50% in the past year be considered a bubble? Just because it hit bottom and settled in a sweet spot for the time being?
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it's up 60% since Feb 11, ... |
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Fake and gay
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:) Idk what I can post to prove it but ok lol
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Post your buy order dipshit
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https://imgur.com/a/4y2d6fK
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Yes SEC, this post right here
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This dude totally getting a visit fr... |
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Fuckin Robinhood won't let you buy FNMA so I got funds transferring to buy FNMA this Friday. Not happy.
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yes I just looked and wtf. why won't they let you?
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Guess because it doesn't trade on major US exchanges. I was going to buy at 3.08. s... |
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What did you do to do this? I want to make sure I never do anything remotely close to it in any magnitude.
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i may have some bad strategies
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Brilliant level of detail, thanks.
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np
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Wit and sarcasm level: Aut... |
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Geez take one little Christmas vacation in Las Vegas and everyone looses their minds!
Seriously guys, I'm fine but thanks for the concern. BGMD cratered the day I started my vacation. I spent the last week not thinking about it at all and had an amazing time doing it. ... |
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Paging /u/wakka54 who [borrowed $232k and put it into TSLA](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/95otw7/just_borrowed_232k_at_600mo_interest_to_buy_623/)
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Dude this guy legit posted on r/problemgambling check his post history. The lad is truly ma... |
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Awesome Job. Now I need you to double that money by summer.
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It should quadruple MU can maintain a 10 PE
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Hey man, Why are you not cashing in you July/Jan calls, are you thinking it's gona keep going up ? If so how high do you think it'l... |
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27'
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4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4x2
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=524,288
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That's a yacht of feet.
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I will sternly bow to that pun
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I don't have FB. What's the synopsis.
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Shkrelintryin to talk him out of the trade
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Little late for that though, eh?
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I hope he does talk him out of it. Then, aapl does crash on earnings. That would be the making of supervil... |
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A different take
https://www.fastcompany.com/40502636/big-techs-lobbying-splurge-is-about-to-pay-off-with-todays-tax-vote
Microsoft, Apple and Google didn't spend millions on lobbying the repatriation changes to fuck themselves over
>When George W. Bush signed into law... |
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Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
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I should charge them that plus interest because technically they're borrowing my $2.9M
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Subtle brag dude
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If you see my last post I technically don't have it because they already took th... |
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not wrong
if my picks are doing *really well*, my first thought isn't "yay!" it's "why didn't you put twice as much in, you moron"
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Hey it's not the amount, it's the percentage. Think "would this return be enough for me to live on and grow my account if I h... |
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well judging from this picture, it can only go higher right?
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Apparently WSBers actually do make some money because the amount of gold I've seen given out in this sub is ridiculous... Basically equivalent to askplebbit.
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Hmm...how about inst... |
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I’d never managed to lose 30% on just shares before until I met OLED
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Same. Even BSTI wasn't this bad. Did you already eat your loss or are you going to baghold this until it goes to $60 with me?
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Ate it - had 20 shares around 150 and ... |
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How much did he lose?
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Minimum $72M, 290 clients with minimum account balances $250k-$1M
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HNW is over $1M.
VHNW is over $5M.
The fund very well could have had between $290-1450M. Complete loss.
How does it feel to lose a billion dollars o... |
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I'd recommend 2019 23c
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I keep wanting to buy April 2019 calls, but I'm waiting for a slump first. Shit hasn't happened yet.
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Its only up 2.5% today. Thats a slump for AMD.
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I'm pretty close to pulling the trigger. If the... |
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Those last 30 days must have been exciting, in a terrifying kind of way.
Edit: What positions? Meme stocks?
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I'd rather would want to know how you can get to -600% and back in a few days.
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A one off investment of 35k should do it
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look at twitter, then tell me how snap chat is going to go.
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But I only have to look at someone's snap for a few seconds before it disappears. Twitter should look into that
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The Library of Congress should probably start archiving all the sna... |
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I don't think a more perfect comparison exists. Half the dems sounded like they were just drunkenly going off on rants. I thought the point was to ask questions, but they would never even give him a chance to respond. They just stood there yelling at him about moral issues t... |
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Profitability in 2019? What a joke. Spiegel is clearly drunk on kool-aid. If the CEO is this delusional, it is no surprise that there are these many management departures. I doubt there is any hope left for this company.
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Lol right? I have puts but I think I... |
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Imagine just giving someone 250k who isn’t Jewish to manage your money..
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Imagine having 250k
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If you never have $250k in your life you're a total piece of shit
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Die
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LOL, stop being poor?
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Noice; Good luck, champ!
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Thanks :)
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up another 70 cents AH as we speak
get a good macro environment and a decent beat and you should get a nice chance at cashing out on morning spike
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Just need 5% morning spike to get him ... |
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Did he actually do this?
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Yes ghostface called him a shithead after he found out shkreli was the buyer of the album. Then shkreli put a hilarious diss video on YouTube and ghostface reciprocated. Look it up both videos are fucking hysterical
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They also said that GNC was going to $5.
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Dude, Intel will just cut their pricing http://i.imgur.com/5yUV630.jpg
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Better not. INTC price cut is like telling investors that they are now making less profit. Suicide move imo. Better come up ... |
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Daily reminder that I am bag holding at 76$/ share
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Coulda said that about EA too and look where they are now.
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Strangely, ATVI, while objectively expensive from a stock point of view, has the best financial f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can't say that I'm not happy about the crash. I missed out on the gains when I could've gone in at $15, and I shouldn't be happy because people lose money, but jealousy is a hell of a drug. Whenever it falls I console my missed out gains by thinking "I probably wouldn't ha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mods please proof or ban this guy
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Not needed, this comments sections are cancerous as fuck, damn.
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I disagree. Proof required, else you get called faggy names, like brown noser or chose tonguer.
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought this sub would b... |
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Hold til $60 (end of November is my guess) and I'll vote for you to be modded.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yep! I’ve been selling covered calls. So although it says I’m down, I’m actually up! Don’t plan on selling anytime soon. Those covered calls trendies are delicious.
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Where's the god damn announcement BAC.
Come on bitch
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Do they normally announce buybacks and divs this soon?
## Speaker_0: ##
C, JPM and WFC just did.
## Speaker_1: ##
Bro dumb question but do options chains reflect after hour prices. Since BAC went up a ... |
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I think I'm going to pile into this crowded meme trade.
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I think that money is already gone.
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Good thing I sold for 5% profit 2.92->3.09
Ayyyy
If it goes below 3 I'll probably buy in
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U traded a 5% profit instead of ... |
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U could own LB. someone here posted a shitty dd about catching that knife
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can confirm, $LB is dogshit.
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except that guy that made bank from LB puts
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Me? Ended up making 100 on it at the end thanks to Robinhood terrible e... |
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The most important information: Valuation of ~ $25B and planned to happen in March 2017
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They must haven been drunk when they made these numbers.
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Funny I heard the same about Facebook.
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Funny I heard the same about Myspace... |
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The fact that people actually trade on charts that are completely random is fascinating.
It's like using a ouija board to place bets on a roulette wheel.
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This is what I thought last summer when my networth was at -70k. Today my networth is over 700k a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
whoa i just realized, they're all jewish?
thats crazy odds, since theyre only like 1.5% of the country
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People who freak about jewish people arent making eveything up.
## Speaker_2: ##
this dude is literally making shit up though. they're not all jewish
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck yes! I've been hoping to see someone make this play. I'll be living vicariously through you watching this.
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We all secretly want to make this play, but don’t have the funds or the balls to pull it off.
Post Earnings Edit: Glad I didn't make this play... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
if you have 4k to blow on the stock market
'no'
you shouldn't make a living doing this
in all seriousness congratulations on your first successful trade. I remember when I made a few hundred dollars trading silver back in 2010. It was fool proof, the company had just acqu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$140k ain't lambo money
## Speaker_1: ##
You can definitely get a used lambo for 140k. Probably not a huracan or aventador, but older Gallardo for sure
## Speaker_2: ##
You can get an old Gallardo for like $80k
But if you get an 04-05 you'll be paying $120k the 04 Galla... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do you get enough cash to put in $300,000 into a brokerage account? How much is in your 401K?
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Make 200k a year (lawyer or banker?). Spend 80k a year, save about 70k a year if you're purposefully frugal.
By the time you're 30 you have more than that. ... |
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RIP
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F
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Y
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B
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O
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Y
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## Speaker_0: ##
GILD dropped 10% since Martin's prediction.
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he said buy on the drop not buy now
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There's been another drop since that one. Down again today
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wasn't 10% though, was like 1%. Nobodies going bankrupt off a 1% drop
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## Speaker_0: ##
>gives a $22.6k unsecured loan to an autist so he can gamble it on options 2 months after robinhood gives him the ability.
Shorting amex!
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[Autist? He's a level two stage supergenius](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDwEFvOh9co&feature=youtu.be&... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You should also read about how much worse the situation is with e packets from china.
## Speaker_1: ##
For those interested: https://www.forbes.com/sites/wadeshepard/2017/11/05/how-the-usps-epacket-gives-postal-subsidies-to-chinese-e-commerce-merchants-to-ship-to-the-usa-ch... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I legit had to check out the guys twitter because i wasn't sure whether it was real or not. Can't say im surprised by the result..
## Speaker_1: ##
well whats the result you boner tell us lazy faggots
## Speaker_2: ##
it's real faggot https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/92... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Welcome to the future!
I will never understand why WSB hasn't ever yolo'd on the futures, it's exactly what we all talk about everyday, you can make $500-daily just day trading a couple times in and out on the run-ups and there is no Pattern Day Trade Restrictions, you c... |
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Do this every week and you'll be a millionaire in a year.
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Maths
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Facts
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fags
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com**pounding**
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## Speaker_0: ##
What the literal fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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WeWork customers... |
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