U: I want to find a guesthouse with free parking included. Can you help?

S: There are 21 guesthouses that have parking available. Is there a certain price range or part of the city you are interested in?

U: I would really like something expensive.

S: Unfortunately, I can't find any that are expensive. Let's try a different price range.

U: Alright, let's try for a cheap hotel.

S: Do you want a cheap hotel or a cheap guesthouse?

U: I meant a cheap guesthouse with free wifi.

S: How about Alexander Bed and Breakfast?

U: Does it have a room that the showers come out strong?
S: According to the reviews I have on hand for this location, the water pressure here is really low and limited.  Sorry to disappoint!