U: I am looking for a hotel that gives me free parking and free wifi.

S: We have many with those features. Do you have any other preferences to narrow it down, such as price range or location?

U: Oh, I would like a guesthouse that is moderately priced please.

S: There are many, can I get the area you are looking for to narrow it down a bit?

U: I don't care about the area. As long as I can have it booked for 3 people starting on Tuesday for 5 nights.

S: I have the Arbury Lodge in the North that meets your needs. Would you like me to book a room there?

U: Are the bathrooms dirty?
S: About sixty percent of reviews have praised the bathrooms for being immaculate and sparkling clean. A minority have said it could be cleaner.