U: Can you help me find a place to stay?

S: Yes! What part of town would you like to stay in?

U: I would prefer to stay in the South please.

S: There are 4 nice places to stay in that area, is there a price range you prefer?

U: I've changed my mind and would prefer to stay in the center of town. I need parking, wifi, and it should have a 0 star rating.

S: There's one guesthouse, el shaddai, that fits your criteria. Do you need more information?

U: Do they have strong water pressure in their showers?
S: According to the reviews I have on hand for that location, the water pressure there has been described as limited.  Sorry to disappoint!