U: Hi, can you help me find a place to stay? I'd like a hotel on the north side, please.

S: The Acorn Guest House is a 4-star guesthouse in the North. It has free parking and wifi, and is in the moderate price range. Would you like a room?

U: I need a good shower to wake up. How is the water pressure here?
S: According to the reviews I have on hand for this location, the water pressure is low and not anything to write home about.  Sorry to disappoint!