| 1 | |
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| mhmmm | |
| 2 | |
| 00:00:02,966 --> 00:00:05,283 | |
| keep me nemotual | |
| 3 | |
| 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:09,050 | |
| oh she can say it could do | |
| 4 | |
| 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,050 | |
| was who thought it would | |
| 5 | |
| 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:16,966 | |
| i matter that oh matter now it takes a few | |
| 6 | |
| 00:00:17,683 --> 00:00:20,483 | |
| but can't ignore the whole | |
| 7 | |
| 00:00:20,483 --> 00:00:22,199 | |
| don't keep me near | |
| 8 | |
| 00:00:23,883 --> 00:00:27,883 | |
| would you come take it in me | |
| 9 | |
| 00:00:27,883 --> 00:00:30,999 | |
| i don't i know he don'tyou can't let the guy do | |
| 10 | |
| 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:39,366 | |
| Yo say no Neva for Koza Yo Akoni Waka Gaga Tukimato odloku | |
| 11 | |
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| Nodo Wagus in my room | |
| 12 | |
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| cut to the yellow we want no keys to that do uh | |
| 13 | |
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| CocoGalaza Kewapaybaigo | |
| 14 | |
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| Ka Kaarda | |
| 15 | |
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| you're so gone you're into your heart baby baby you you you | |
| 16 | |
| 00:01:12,733 --> 00:01:17,849 | |
| oh she didn't say it could've been so deep blue | |
| 17 | |
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| ah you decided to go if they got to | |
| 18 | |
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| why can't you need a girl to keep me near hold you | |
| 19 | |
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| drop out my guns and all my crew he got took a thought to me | |
| 20 | |
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| La La La La La La La La | |
| 21 | |
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| La La La La La La | |
| 22 | |
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| go ahead that's so wrong i ya tu i do i do ooh social nay | |
| 23 | |
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| cotonado he do too demo | |
| 24 | |
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| Alaba so la de Ju o mm don't know what dash got ho | |
| 25 | |
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| hmm don't know oh dj not new | |
| 26 | |
| 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,250 | |
| 多一点小心点哦baby baby | |
| 27 | |
| 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:30,050 | |
| he made me mutual | |
| 28 | |
| 00:02:30,966 --> 00:02:35,933 | |
| oh she said he could do us who die for | |
| 29 | |
| 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:41,400 | |
| i lie instead i'm okay for they are | |
| 30 | |
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| oh can't come take it easy to catch your name | |
| 31 | |
| 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:54,733 | |
| silent blue everything i do makes her obvious that i'm into you | |
| 32 | |
| 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:56,283 | |
| and it's only cuts | |
| 33 | |
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| tookie siogie tattoo | |
| 34 | |
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| only gut la Lu | |
| 35 | |
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| u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u | |
| 36 | |
| 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,200 | |
| 第一次我偶一个跟路在一起 | |
| 37 | |
| 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:13,650 | |
| 问你玩的是噶玩的是我暗藏无辜oh baby | |
| 38 | |
| 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,450 | |
| baby | |
| 39 | |
| 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:28,250 | |
| hello hello晚上好 | |
| 40 | |
| 00:03:29,683 --> 00:03:31,599 | |
| 啊哈喽哈喽大家晚上好 | |
| 41 | |
| 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,366 | |
| 晚上好晚上好晚上好 | |
| 42 | |
| 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:46,799 | |
| 那还在跳 | |
| 43 | |
| 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:49,166 | |
| 开 | |
| 44 | |
| 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:53,999 | |
| 晚上好啊大母鸡我开了 | |
| 45 | |
| 00:03:55,366 --> 00:03:58,883 | |
| 看看没有落过什么吧OK | |
| 46 | |
| 00:03:59,483 --> 00:04:00,449 | |
| 没有没有 | |
| 47 | |
| 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,366 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 48 | |
| 00:04:03,566 --> 00:04:06,766 | |
| 我看看我没有没有谢谢好叔的情书啊 | |
| 49 | |
| 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:09,883 | |
| 晚上好晚上好大家 | |
| 50 | |
| 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,966 | |
| 今天终于吃上好吃的了我 | |
| 51 | |
| 00:04:13,883 --> 00:04:15,533 | |
| 今天晚上我们干嘛 | |
| 52 | |
| 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:19,083 | |
| 给你一点小惊喜你猜 | |
| 53 | |
| 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,166 | |
| 今天主播开播的很很及时吧 | |
| 54 | |
| 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,883 | |
| 那个什么接水 | |
| 55 | |
| 00:04:27,566 --> 00:04:29,199 | |
| 啊OK | |
| 56 | |
| 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,799 | |
| 接水的时候太着急了 | |
| 57 | |
| 00:04:31,883 --> 00:04:35,483 | |
| 被烫到了幸好问题不大 | |
| 58 | |
| 00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:46,566 | |
| 我之前跟大家说 | |
| 59 | |
| 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:49,883 | |
| 我觉得很好吃的那个什么豌豆酒米饭 | |
| 60 | |
| 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,166 | |
| 和我的 | |
| 61 | |
| 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,200 | |
| 好 | |
| 62 | |
| 00:05:10,566 --> 00:05:12,483 | |
| 有没有发现我有什么变化 | |
| 63 | |
| 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:16,049 | |
| 我今天用的是 | |
| 64 | |
| 00:05:17,966 --> 00:05:21,399 | |
| 我今天用的是那个更更浅的那个腮红 | |
| 65 | |
| 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,000 | |
| 更淡的那个腮红 | |
| 66 | |
| 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:27,533 | |
| 粽子你知不知道我有多想吃粽子啊 | |
| 67 | |
| 00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:30,199 | |
| 我吃那个想吃粽子买不到 | |
| 68 | |
| 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,600 | |
| 他不发货我真的好急呀 | |
| 69 | |
| 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:36,933 | |
| 我太想吃了看出来了骗人我不相信啊 | |
| 70 | |
| 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,733 | |
| 真的能看出来吗我不相信 | |
| 71 | |
| 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,050 | |
| 什么万能的回答变可爱了 | |
| 72 | |
| 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:44,683 | |
| 好吧原谅你了 | |
| 73 | |
| 00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:47,133 | |
| 也不失我一个完美回答 | |
| 74 | |
| 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:53,049 | |
| 我先问一下我爸什么时候回来 | |
| 75 | |
| 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,483 | |
| 要不然我怕他待会突然回回来 | |
| 76 | |
| 00:05:57,650 --> 00:06:00,283 | |
| 你几点回家 | |
| 77 | |
| 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,883 | |
| 外面没有卖粽子的呀 | |
| 78 | |
| 00:06:07,883 --> 00:06:09,449 | |
| 没有人会那个什么 | |
| 79 | |
| 00:06:09,483 --> 00:06:12,083 | |
| 呃那个不是端午节卖的吧应该 | |
| 80 | |
| 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,533 | |
| 不知道啊买不着 | |
| 81 | |
| 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,566 | |
| 哈哈不是我没关门 | |
| 82 | |
| 00:06:17,566 --> 00:06:20,399 | |
| 我想让我的猫想出门玩就出门玩 | |
| 83 | |
| 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,566 | |
| 想进我房间 | |
| 84 | |
| 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,400 | |
| 就进我房间 | |
| 85 | |
| 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,333 | |
| 哎我真的对他太好 | |
| 86 | |
| 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,933 | |
| 我一直把他关在我房间我就会担心他 | |
| 87 | |
| 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:29,599 | |
| 太无聊了 | |
| 88 | |
| 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,800 | |
| 因为他他一直待在我房间他就 | |
| 89 | |
| 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:34,683 | |
| 会一直睡觉 | |
| 90 | |
| 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,283 | |
| 但是他一直待在外面我就觉得太冷了 | |
| 91 | |
| 00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:39,049 | |
| 别把他冷着了 | |
| 92 | |
| 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,333 | |
| 而且他一个人在外面很无聊的 | |
| 93 | |
| 00:06:46,883 --> 00:06:48,283 | |
| 没人陪他玩 | |
| 94 | |
| 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,999 | |
| 太善良了吧 | |
| 95 | |
| 00:06:50,766 --> 00:06:52,799 | |
| 怎么会有这么善良的人 | |
| 96 | |
| 00:06:53,566 --> 00:06:54,366 | |
| 啊 | |
| 97 | |
| 00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,733 | |
| 是不是超市真没卖的呀 | |
| 98 | |
| 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:03,083 | |
| 我们家这边超市没有卖的 | |
| 99 | |
| 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:05,566 | |
| 但是我把门我的房间门关上的话 | |
| 100 | |
| 00:07:05,566 --> 00:07:06,283 | |
| 他就进不来了 | |
| 101 | |
| 00:07:06,283 --> 00:07:07,649 | |
| 所以我就只能打开 | |
| 102 | |
| 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,850 | |
| 打开我就一会 | |
| 103 | |
| 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:10,933 | |
| 有点害怕我爸妈突然回来 | |
| 104 | |
| 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:16,449 | |
| 感觉好像忘记了什么事情 | |
| 105 | |
| 00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:19,566 | |
| 哦我想起来了 | |
| 106 | |
| 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,649 | |
| 好好好 | |
| 107 | |
| 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:26,400 | |
| 那咱们是看等等我先看啊 | |
| 108 | |
| 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:30,766 | |
| 咱们是先看 | |
| 109 | |
| 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,766 | |
| 那个还是那个 | |
| 110 | |
| 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,966 | |
| 你们说 | |
| 111 | |
| 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,333 | |
| 今天是23号 | |
| 112 | |
| 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:45,933 | |
| 哦 | |
| 113 | |
| 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:50,933 | |
| 还有个谁来着 | |
| 114 | |
| 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,449 | |
| 那个啊 | |
| 115 | |
| 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,849 | |
| 哎谁 | |
| 116 | |
| 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,566 | |
| 感觉他是那个什么 | |
| 117 | |
| 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,566 | |
| 嗯OK | |
| 118 | |
| 00:08:10,483 --> 00:08:14,766 | |
| 我们是看呃看个周星驰的电影还是看 | |
| 119 | |
| 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:15,933 | |
| 恋踪啊 | |
| 120 | |
| 00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:18,283 | |
| 你们是不是会说周星驰的电影 | |
| 121 | |
| 00:08:18,283 --> 00:08:19,283 | |
| 也可以了 | |
| 122 | |
| 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,850 | |
| 蹲起OK看个什么 | |
| 123 | |
| 00:08:40,283 --> 00:08:41,733 | |
| 会什么东西 | |
| 124 | |
| 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:43,533 | |
| 哎 | |
| 125 | |
| 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,366 | |
| 吓我一跳抱歉抱歉啊 | |
| 126 | |
| 00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:47,766 | |
| 喝点水先 | |
| 127 | |
| 00:08:55,366 --> 00:08:57,849 | |
| 哎呀我想想哎呀好纠结啊 | |
| 128 | |
| 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,449 | |
| 我之前那个什么 | |
| 129 | |
| 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:07,199 | |
| 呃大内密探007是吧OK OK | |
| 130 | |
| 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:09,449 | |
| 什么大内密探是什么 | |
| 131 | |
| 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,800 | |
| 大内内密探不是007吧 | |
| 132 | |
| 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:22,733 | |
| 对面他有事你别说话姐姐来了 | |
| 133 | |
| 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,399 | |
| 打你啊 | |
| 134 | |
| 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:32,683 | |
| 当主播没脾气是吧哼 | |
| 135 | |
| 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,683 | |
| all我00发哦 | |
| 136 | |
| 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,333 | |
| 这个很好看吗OK OK | |
| 137 | |
| 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,083 | |
| 等等我想想哎我刚才要说什么哦 | |
| 138 | |
| 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:49,966 | |
| 我之前那个什么大家为了瓶酒回买的 | |
| 139 | |
| 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:50,883 | |
| 几瓶酒啊 | |
| 140 | |
| 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:53,399 | |
| 剩下两瓶到现在都没喝啊 | |
| 141 | |
| 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,449 | |
| 这两瓶到现在都没喝 | |
| 142 | |
| 00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:57,483 | |
| 放在冰箱里占位子那个什么 | |
| 143 | |
| 00:09:57,533 --> 00:10:00,083 | |
| 过年的各种什么就这个东西那个东西 | |
| 144 | |
| 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,599 | |
| 冰箱都快塞爆了 | |
| 145 | |
| 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,600 | |
| 还有那两瓶酒在那占位置真是的 | |
| 146 | |
| 00:10:08,883 --> 00:10:10,133 | |
| 但是喝了又不醉 | |
| 147 | |
| 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:13,483 | |
| 没感觉没没意思真是的 | |
| 148 | |
| 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,883 | |
| 没劲没劲 | |
| 149 | |
| 00:10:21,566 --> 00:10:23,533 | |
| 这么久他怎么喝怎 | |
| 150 | |
| 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,533 | |
| 么喝他都喝不醉怎么回事 | |
| 151 | |
| 00:10:25,566 --> 00:10:28,399 | |
| 那我上次喝那么多都不醉啊 | |
| 152 | |
| 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,133 | |
| 意识太其实你们还 | |
| 153 | |
| 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,966 | |
| 你们不记得我当时在那被 | |
| 154 | |
| 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,283 | |
| 那个那个那个乘除法吗 | |
| 155 | |
| 00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:35,566 | |
| 你们不记得吗 | |
| 156 | |
| 00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:36,483 | |
| 啊 | |
| 157 | |
| 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,166 | |
| 你们忘了吗 | |
| 158 | |
| 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,566 | |
| 我当时在那背 | |
| 159 | |
| 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:43,283 | |
| 三三得9四四十六十四四四四 | |
| 160 | |
| 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,483 | |
| 四四十六五五25六六36忘记了吗 | |
| 161 | |
| 00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:47,933 | |
| 我当时从头背到尾 | |
| 162 | |
| 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,849 | |
| 嗯嗯对对对的对的 | |
| 163 | |
| 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,566 | |
| 不能这么敷衍人好吧 | |
| 164 | |
| 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:52,733 | |
| 忘记了吗 | |
| 165 | |
| 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,199 | |
| 我没背错啊 | |
| 166 | |
| 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,600 | |
| 说实话我上次是不是那个 | |
| 167 | |
| 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,083 | |
| 而且我当时还站起来走了几步 | |
| 168 | |
| 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,133 | |
| 你们忘了吗 | |
| 169 | |
| 00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:10,766 | |
| 你们说不能走直线我不是在走直 | |
| 170 | |
| 00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:13,333 | |
| 我不是在走直线吗 | |
| 171 | |
| 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,766 | |
| 我上次背错了不可能 | |
| 172 | |
| 00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:26,733 | |
| 我顶多是口糊了一下 | |
| 173 | |
| 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,450 | |
| 我顶多是口糊了一下 | |
| 174 | |
| 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,450 | |
| 哎呀你们真忘了 | |
| 175 | |
| 00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:33,766 | |
| 你们真哎你们太让我失望 | |
| 176 | |
| 00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:36,733 | |
| 我站起来还蹦了几下你们哎 | |
| 177 | |
| 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:37,933 | |
| 太过分了 | |
| 178 | |
| 00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:38,566 | |
| 这个直播间 | |
| 179 | |
| 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,399 | |
| 只有我自己记得自己的事情 | |
| 180 | |
| 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,933 | |
| 我当时站起来跳了几下你们忘记了吗 | |
| 181 | |
| 00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:44,883 | |
| 我还去客厅接了水 | |
| 182 | |
| 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,199 | |
| 你们忘了吗当时有一个人代播我 | |
| 183 | |
| 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,800 | |
| 我就把手机丢在那等你们聊 | |
| 184 | |
| 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,050 | |
| 当时连麦有个人代播我的 | |
| 185 | |
| 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:01,733 | |
| 再播我还去弄个客厅接了接了水 | |
| 186 | |
| 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,966 | |
| 谁记得谁替我那个什么 | |
| 187 | |
| 00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:09,733 | |
| 球球 | |
| 188 | |
| 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,650 | |
| 去厕所吐了 | |
| 189 | |
| 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,533 | |
| 但是吐了也没脑子也是清醒的呀 | |
| 190 | |
| 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,399 | |
| 忘记了吗 | |
| 191 | |
| 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:26,650 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 192 | |
| 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,849 | |
| 嗯忘记了吗 | |
| 193 | |
| 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:34,249 | |
| 我觉得这个什么这是一种这就是没醉 | |
| 194 | |
| 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,199 | |
| 这虽然吐了但是我的意识 | |
| 195 | |
| 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,450 | |
| 意识是是意识是清醒的 | |
| 196 | |
| 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:50,733 | |
| 嗯还狂播了五六个小时哼哼哼 | |
| 197 | |
| 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,000 | |
| 哼 | |
| 198 | |
| 00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:53,766 | |
| 哼哼 | |
| 199 | |
| 00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,333 | |
| 只能说哎 | |
| 200 | |
| 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,050 | |
| 对酒这个东西有点 | |
| 201 | |
| 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,333 | |
| 哎没就没啥意思 | |
| 202 | |
| 00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,166 | |
| 没有挑战性你 | |
| 203 | |
| 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:10,966 | |
| 为什么大家爱攀攀珠穆朗玛峰 | |
| 204 | |
| 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,249 | |
| 问你为什么因为他有挑战性对不对 | |
| 205 | |
| 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:19,283 | |
| 但是这种东西对我来说就啊就这 | |
| 206 | |
| 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:22,799 | |
| 就这 | |
| 207 | |
| 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:26,600 | |
| 就失去了兴趣大家应该也明白 | |
| 208 | |
| 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,283 | |
| 没劲没劲怪没劲的 | |
| 209 | |
| 00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:33,683 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 210 | |
| 00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:42,966 | |
| 嗯我觉得什么叫最啊我觉得就是嗯 | |
| 211 | |
| 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:49,000 | |
| 乱说话吧那个什么你说东他说西 | |
| 212 | |
| 00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:50,399 | |
| 懂吗 | |
| 213 | |
| 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,800 | |
| 你说天他说地 | |
| 214 | |
| 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,083 | |
| 懂吧懂不懂这种才叫喝醉啊 | |
| 215 | |
| 00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:59,566 | |
| 然后走路都走走不了直线的才是啊 | |
| 216 | |
| 00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:00,766 | |
| 我我这种 | |
| 217 | |
| 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,533 | |
| 别人都是那个什么 | |
| 218 | |
| 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,933 | |
| 你第一次喝酒 | |
| 219 | |
| 00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:06,649 | |
| 身体还没有那个接受这个东西 | |
| 220 | |
| 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,800 | |
| 谢谢黑人送的s在外面跟朋友 | |
| 221 | |
| 00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:15,733 | |
| 啊 | |
| 222 | |
| 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,999 | |
| 什么酒鬼啊 | |
| 223 | |
| 00:14:18,283 --> 00:14:19,249 | |
| 啊哈 | |
| 224 | |
| 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,483 | |
| 我觉得那个什么 | |
| 225 | |
| 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:25,933 | |
| 那个什么你的年终你的年年年终 | |
| 226 | |
| 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,683 | |
| 总结啊 | |
| 227 | |
| 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:29,999 | |
| 就是就是你的弹幕年终总结就是 | |
| 228 | |
| 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,333 | |
| 呃在外面喝酒 | |
| 229 | |
| 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,733 | |
| 哦对在外面喝酒啊在跟朋友喝酒 | |
| 230 | |
| 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,083 | |
| 年终总结 | |
| 231 | |
| 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:46,883 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 232 | |
| 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,250 | |
| 不是上一秒不醉下一秒醉 | |
| 233 | |
| 00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,650 | |
| 反正我当时喝了很多我觉得 | |
| 234 | |
| 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,799 | |
| 反正还是没有醉哎 | |
| 235 | |
| 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,283 | |
| 不说了 | |
| 236 | |
| 00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:58,049 | |
| 反正主播心里就反正是我我觉得那啥 | |
| 237 | |
| 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,249 | |
| 嗯就是什么 | |
| 238 | |
| 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,333 | |
| 就是说没醉啊 | |
| 239 | |
| 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,400 | |
| 下次再挑战一下吧再给他一个机会啊 | |
| 240 | |
| 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,649 | |
| 既然大家对那个什么 | |
| 241 | |
| 00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:09,166 | |
| 喝酒可以这么感兴趣 | |
| 242 | |
| 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,966 | |
| 下次再挑战一下吧 | |
| 243 | |
| 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:14,733 | |
| 来什么特殊的日子值得庆祝的 | |
| 244 | |
| 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,399 | |
| 咱们来小酌几杯 | |
| 245 | |
| 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,366 | |
| 小酌几瓶好吧 | |
| 246 | |
| 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:23,733 | |
| 几度的喝了几斤 | |
| 247 | |
| 00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:26,049 | |
| 喝几斤的话那就是那个什么了吧 | |
| 248 | |
| 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,533 | |
| 酒店子了吧 | |
| 249 | |
| 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,200 | |
| 几度的来着大家十几度 | |
| 250 | |
| 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,483 | |
| 大胆的告诉他大家 | |
| 251 | |
| 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,799 | |
| 当时画的什么来着 | |
| 252 | |
| 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,966 | |
| 我现在就看看 | |
| 253 | |
| 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,083 | |
| 不对我当时喝的是烧酒对 | |
| 254 | |
| 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,450 | |
| 喝了一瓶啊好像是 | |
| 255 | |
| 00:15:56,683 --> 00:16:01,366 | |
| 好像没有好像没有2/3瓶好像对真路 | |
| 256 | |
| 00:16:10,966 --> 00:16:12,849 | |
| 被主播豪迈的那个 | |
| 257 | |
| 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:15,683 | |
| 豪迈的那个什么这个气度 | |
| 258 | |
| 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,283 | |
| 给震撼住了迷住了吧嗯 | |
| 259 | |
| 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,650 | |
| 不要太迷恋我 | |
| 260 | |
| 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,599 | |
| 看这个多少度啊 | |
| 261 | |
| 00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,133 | |
| 不是这个 | |
| 262 | |
| 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,883 | |
| 中路多少度 | |
| 263 | |
| 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,566 | |
| 13度啊不对不对 | |
| 264 | |
| 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,566 | |
| 啊不知道不知道应该1315度之类的吧 | |
| 265 | |
| 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,400 | |
| 有可能是17度 | |
| 266 | |
| 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:47,800 | |
| 对我刚才喝了两个哼 | |
| 267 | |
| 00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:49,733 | |
| 不多说了 | |
| 268 | |
| 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,333 | |
| 懂得自然懂 | |
| 269 | |
| 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,766 | |
| 咱们来小看一下这个 | |
| 270 | |
| 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,683 | |
| 这个 | |
| 271 | |
| 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,483 | |
| 这个什么东西呢 | |
| 272 | |
| 00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:09,049 | |
| 没错咱们小看一下这个这个这个啥 | |
| 273 | |
| 00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:12,399 | |
| 这叫啥 | |
| 274 | |
| 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,800 | |
| banana | |
| 275 | |
| 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,133 | |
| 变懵了 | |
| 276 | |
| 00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:25,566 | |
| 大内密探零零发 | |
| 277 | |
| 00:17:34,883 --> 00:17:35,683 | |
| 哎等等 | |
| 278 | |
| 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,400 | |
| 好不好好不好 | |
| 279 | |
| 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,883 | |
| 快说好好好 | |
| 280 | |
| 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:49,933 | |
| 我在想我们 | |
| 281 | |
| 00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:52,766 | |
| 要不然还是去我们那个场景 | |
| 282 | |
| 00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:57,366 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 283 | |
| 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:05,933 | |
| 嗨 | |
| 284 | |
| 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,133 | |
| OK | |
| 285 | |
| 00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:14,799 | |
| 好好好 | |
| 286 | |
| 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:17,283 | |
| 等等啊 | |
| 287 | |
| 00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:20,133 | |
| 我桌子收一收 | |
| 288 | |
| 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,600 | |
| 难看 | |
| 289 | |
| 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,050 | |
| 开始 | |
| 290 | |
| 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,133 | |
| 月圆之夜 | |
| 291 | |
| 00:18:46,283 --> 00:18:48,449 | |
| 紫禁之巅 | |
| 292 | |
| 00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:50,683 | |
| 一剑西蓝 | |
| 293 | |
| 00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:53,649 | |
| 天外飞仙 | |
| 294 | |
| 00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:01,166 | |
| 哇怎么这么模糊啊 | |
| 295 | |
| 00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:03,683 | |
| 晚上好啊 | |
| 296 | |
| 00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:07,283 | |
| 哇塞本来就这么模糊的吗 | |
| 297 | |
| 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,133 | |
| 今日有幸见到当代2大剑客决斗 | |
| 298 | |
| 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,966 | |
| 我陆晓峰与你花满楼都不枉此生 | |
| 299 | |
| 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:19,883 | |
| 是啊 | |
| 300 | |
| 00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:22,199 | |
| 哈哈哈等等等等 | |
| 301 | |
| 00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:26,333 | |
| 等等啊字幕都没弄清啊等等 | |
| 302 | |
| 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:30,683 | |
| 我是说怎么有点奇怪呀 | |
| 303 | |
| 00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,649 | |
| 当当 | |
| 304 | |
| 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,083 | |
| 当当当当当当 | |
| 305 | |
| 00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:39,449 | |
| 喂他喂他 | |
| 306 | |
| 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,566 | |
| 哎再再喂他一下再喂他一下 | |
| 307 | |
| 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:45,766 | |
| 等等我想想啊 | |
| 308 | |
| 00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,733 | |
| 我思考一下怎么喂 | |
| 309 | |
| 00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:51,649 | |
| 啊这样先这样再这样 | |
| 310 | |
| 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,933 | |
| 再这样这样 | |
| 311 | |
| 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,133 | |
| 这样 | |
| 312 | |
| 00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:56,966 | |
| OK啊 | |
| 313 | |
| 00:19:57,850 --> 00:19:58,650 | |
| 对 | |
| 314 | |
| 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,083 | |
| 嗯对 | |
| 315 | |
| 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,600 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 316 | |
| 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,800 | |
| 毕竟 | |
| 317 | |
| 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,933 | |
| 来重来 | |
| 318 | |
| 00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:34,249 | |
| 今日有幸见到当代2大剑客决斗 | |
| 319 | |
| 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,800 | |
| 我陆晓峰与你花满楼都不枉此生 | |
| 320 | |
| 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,650 | |
| 我都没有看过这个这个这个电影哎 | |
| 321 | |
| 00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:41,566 | |
| 两人的宝剑尚未出鞘 | |
| 322 | |
| 00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:43,333 | |
| 剑气已经弥漫四重 | |
| 323 | |
| 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,366 | |
| 此剑乃海外罕见精英吹毛断法 | |
| 324 | |
| 00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:47,483 | |
| 剑锋3尺3 | |
| 325 | |
| 00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:48,849 | |
| 净重6斤4两 | |
| 326 | |
| 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,766 | |
| 此剑乃天下利器剑锋三尺七寸 | |
| 327 | |
| 00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:53,249 | |
| 净重七斤13两 | |
| 328 | |
| 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,399 | |
| 西门吹雪 | |
| 329 | |
| 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,933 | |
| 你有没有把握借我这招天外飞仙 | |
| 330 | |
| 00:20:57,483 --> 00:21:00,049 | |
| 叶城主我已经准备好了 | |
| 331 | |
| 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:10,450 | |
| 快 | |
| 332 | |
| 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,000 | |
| 飞 | |
| 333 | |
| 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,050 | |
| 奸 | |
| 334 | |
| 00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:23,533 | |
| 什么人是谁这么大胆敢在皇城上打架 | |
| 335 | |
| 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,399 | |
| 报上名来 | |
| 336 | |
| 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,533 | |
| 在下白云城主叶孤城 | |
| 337 | |
| 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,799 | |
| 夜孤城 | |
| 338 | |
| 00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:32,366 | |
| 还有我 | |
| 339 | |
| 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,483 | |
| 冷如冰寒如雪 | |
| 340 | |
| 00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,450 | |
| 剑客西门春雪哇塞 | |
| 341 | |
| 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,600 | |
| 你台词都会背啊还有我 | |
| 342 | |
| 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,000 | |
| 这个电影是你去演的吧 | |
| 343 | |
| 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,850 | |
| 花满楼还有我四条眉毛 | |
| 344 | |
| 00:21:45,883 --> 00:21:48,366 | |
| 人见人爱陆小凤 | |
| 345 | |
| 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,799 | |
| 马路哈哈哈 | |
| 346 | |
| 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:58,966 | |
| 小凤哈哈哈哈哈人见人爱啊啊真的吗 | |
| 347 | |
| 00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:01,483 | |
| 我竟然没有看过两大高手决斗 | |
| 348 | |
| 00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:02,766 | |
| 你是什么人 | |
| 349 | |
| 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,766 | |
| 宝龙一族00发负责秘密保护皇上 | |
| 350 | |
| 00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,933 | |
| 还有保护皇宫内外一切产业 | |
| 351 | |
| 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,566 | |
| 现在听到陆小凤 | |
| 352 | |
| 00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:11,683 | |
| 花满楼夜孤城 | |
| 353 | |
| 00:22:11,883 --> 00:22:13,799 | |
| 西门吹雪你们几个老 | |
| 354 | |
| 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,050 | |
| 家伙胡乱闯入私人禁地非法集会 | |
| 355 | |
| 00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,850 | |
| 罪名是在公共地方行为不减 | |
| 356 | |
| 00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:21,283 | |
| 你不要老家伙长老家伙短的 | |
| 357 | |
| 00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:23,283 | |
| 高手不一定要长得多英俊 | |
| 358 | |
| 00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:25,249 | |
| 只不过是你们这些星斗市民 | |
| 359 | |
| 00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,566 | |
| 一厢情愿的想法罢了 | |
| 360 | |
| 00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,399 | |
| 是啊一厢情愿不能秃头吗 | |
| 361 | |
| 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:33,333 | |
| 那也没有像你们这样不修边幅的 | |
| 362 | |
| 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,733 | |
| 哇可能我小时候没看电影听到钱 | |
| 363 | |
| 00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:43,449 | |
| 拿去送给你看精英动画了 | |
| 364 | |
| 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,400 | |
| 就凭你这本来说也想脱身 | |
| 365 | |
| 00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:46,883 | |
| 做梦啊你 | |
| 366 | |
| 00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:49,050 | |
| 哎我叶孤城的名号你没听过 | |
| 367 | |
| 00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:50,733 | |
| 当然没听过了你不是很有名 | |
| 368 | |
| 00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,333 | |
| 闪开小老弟 | |
| 369 | |
| 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,450 | |
| 给个面子 | |
| 370 | |
| 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,400 | |
| 好歹我也是西 | |
| 371 | |
| 00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,000 | |
| 就是因为你不是东西 | |
| 372 | |
| 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,483 | |
| 所以我不给你面子 | |
| 373 | |
| 00:22:58,483 --> 00:23:01,366 | |
| 混蛋我是中原第一王 | |
| 374 | |
| 00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:02,166 | |
| 哎呦 | |
| 375 | |
| 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:04,599 | |
| 忙了就不要学人家 | |
| 376 | |
| 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,133 | |
| 爬这么高会摔死的老伯 | |
| 377 | |
| 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,766 | |
| 太过分了 | |
| 378 | |
| 00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:11,799 | |
| 我陆晓峰只要灵犀一指你就一指是吧 | |
| 379 | |
| 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,333 | |
| 我也会啊啊一指哈看到没有好好学着 | |
| 380 | |
| 00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:19,883 | |
| 全部趴下双手放在头上把你们抓回去 | |
| 381 | |
| 00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:23,366 | |
| 我突然想起来我那个呃 | |
| 382 | |
| 00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,650 | |
| 上那个什么 | |
| 383 | |
| 00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:27,333 | |
| 呃初中的时候就是特别爱梳中指 | |
| 384 | |
| 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,399 | |
| 不知道为什么 | |
| 385 | |
| 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,733 | |
| 就是嗯 | |
| 386 | |
| 00:23:29,883 --> 00:23:32,199 | |
| 感觉自己很帅你们知道吗 | |
| 387 | |
| 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,200 | |
| 感觉感觉自己很帅 | |
| 388 | |
| 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,533 | |
| 就可能有点中二 | |
| 389 | |
| 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,000 | |
| 中二中二病犯了 | |
| 390 | |
| 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,933 | |
| 然后呃对男生就那个很凶吗 | |
| 391 | |
| 00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:41,283 | |
| 然后晚上好 | |
| 392 | |
| 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:44,333 | |
| 然后就经常那个男生惹我的话我就 | |
| 393 | |
| 00:23:44,450 --> 00:23:45,566 | |
| 给他们竖中指 | |
| 394 | |
| 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:46,483 | |
| 然后 | |
| 395 | |
| 00:23:46,483 --> 00:23:48,483 | |
| 有的时候没惹我但是我也给他竖 | |
| 396 | |
| 00:23:48,483 --> 00:23:49,399 | |
| 中指知道吗 | |
| 397 | |
| 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,133 | |
| 因为我就 | |
| 398 | |
| 00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:52,083 | |
| 有但因为有有的男生他们老是 | |
| 399 | |
| 00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:54,799 | |
| 惹我吗有几个男生就很烦他们 | |
| 400 | |
| 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,083 | |
| 就他们给我打招呼的话我就竖中指 | |
| 401 | |
| 00:23:57,366 --> 00:23:58,249 | |
| 然后有一次 | |
| 402 | |
| 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,050 | |
| 然后那个什么我想想 | |
| 403 | |
| 00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:01,883 | |
| 是在下课你们知道吗 | |
| 404 | |
| 00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:04,399 | |
| 在下课然后有一个很讨厌的男生 | |
| 405 | |
| 00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,800 | |
| 就给我呃就那 | |
| 406 | |
| 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,733 | |
| 个什么拍我还是什么 | |
| 407 | |
| 00:24:07,766 --> 00:24:10,533 | |
| 然后我就他就走了吗拍完我他就走了 | |
| 408 | |
| 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,483 | |
| 然后我就狠狠的朝他竖中指这样 | |
| 409 | |
| 00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:17,200 | |
| 竖中指然后 | |
| 410 | |
| 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:22,283 | |
| 正好好死不死他走到的是那个后门 | |
| 411 | |
| 00:24:22,283 --> 00:24:23,566 | |
| 他走到后门口 | |
| 412 | |
| 00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:25,933 | |
| 然后我就正好在朝后门梳中指 | |
| 413 | |
| 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,733 | |
| 然后我们的语文老师从那 | |
| 414 | |
| 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,400 | |
| 就是路过 | |
| 415 | |
| 00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:31,933 | |
| 从那路路过就把我抓走 | |
| 416 | |
| 00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:33,399 | |
| 抓到办公室去了 | |
| 417 | |
| 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,483 | |
| 竟然就教训我老半天 | |
| 418 | |
| 00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:40,250 | |
| 我就想我就啊我当时知道为什么 | |
| 419 | |
| 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,733 | |
| 我又不是在上课的时候 | |
| 420 | |
| 00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:45,766 | |
| 我又没有扰乱上课纪律你凭什么管我 | |
| 421 | |
| 00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:50,366 | |
| 为什么他就真的说哎你个小小女生 | |
| 422 | |
| 00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:53,799 | |
| 你竟然初中侄女你哪学来的 | |
| 423 | |
| 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,366 | |
| 然后让我在那站着教训了我半天啊 | |
| 424 | |
| 00:24:57,450 --> 00:24:58,850 | |
| 就是我当时还是觉得 | |
| 425 | |
| 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,799 | |
| 为什么我又不是朝你说的 | |
| 426 | |
| 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,083 | |
| 我又不是上课的时候 | |
| 427 | |
| 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,249 | |
| 我觉得好离谱啊我倒是记得 | |
| 428 | |
| 00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:08,083 | |
| 我现在也觉得很离谱 | |
| 429 | |
| 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:12,566 | |
| 我现在也觉得很离谱下课呢休息呢 | |
| 430 | |
| 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,966 | |
| 当时个中指被抓去办公室叫醒了半天 | |
| 431 | |
| 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,450 | |
| 好离谱啊 | |
| 432 | |
| 00:25:22,883 --> 00:25:23,766 | |
| 跟那个男生学的 | |
| 433 | |
| 00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:25,999 | |
| 但是当时那个男生没有穿我竖中指啊 | |
| 434 | |
| 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,800 | |
| 好像 | |
| 435 | |
| 00:25:27,283 --> 00:25:30,249 | |
| 只是我单纯的那个呃那个什么 | |
| 436 | |
| 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,800 | |
| 这就是单纯的想竖中指了啊 | |
| 437 | |
| 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,200 | |
| 想想好生气啊 | |
| 438 | |
| 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,450 | |
| 但是又很尴尬被他叫过去 | |
| 439 | |
| 00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:40,399 | |
| 脸通红站在旁边 | |
| 440 | |
| 00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:43,600 | |
| 然后一直被他念着竖中指竖中指 | |
| 441 | |
| 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:44,483 | |
| 然后好死不死 | |
| 442 | |
| 00:25:44,483 --> 00:25:47,166 | |
| 对面老师有的时候八卦还要问哎 | |
| 443 | |
| 00:25:47,450 --> 00:25:49,333 | |
| 这个这个 | |
| 444 | |
| 00:25:49,366 --> 00:25:51,849 | |
| 呃小孩怎么被抓过来教训了 | |
| 445 | |
| 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,733 | |
| 他说嗨呀我刚才路过那个教授门 | |
| 446 | |
| 00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:57,566 | |
| 他竟然在朝别人竖中指 | |
| 447 | |
| 00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:01,449 | |
| 那初中的小孩在朝别人竖中指 | |
| 448 | |
| 00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:03,533 | |
| 哎呀就老有老师问 | |
| 449 | |
| 00:26:03,533 --> 00:26:05,366 | |
| 然后他就老在那解释 | |
| 450 | |
| 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,450 | |
| 给我弄的烦死了 | |
| 451 | |
| 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:11,366 | |
| 真丢人哎越想越那个什么 | |
| 452 | |
| 00:26:11,366 --> 00:26:12,799 | |
| 又不是上课 | |
| 453 | |
| 00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:17,366 | |
| 越想越那个那个什么哼 | |
| 454 | |
| 00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:20,049 | |
| 不明白冤枉啊 | |
| 455 | |
| 00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,166 | |
| 小时候盼你们能坐个十年八年的牢 | |
| 456 | |
| 00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:25,366 | |
| 这次哎真是没有面子 | |
| 457 | |
| 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,283 | |
| 各位兄弟我们不要跟他一般见识 | |
| 458 | |
| 00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:28,766 | |
| 不如改日再战 | |
| 459 | |
| 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,366 | |
| 这么厉害啊 | |
| 460 | |
| 00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:08,566 | |
| 要跳过吗 | |
| 461 | |
| 00:27:11,366 --> 00:27:13,683 | |
| 啊因为呢因为他 | |
| 462 | |
| 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,366 | |
| 他是分批的不然过不了省 | |
| 463 | |
| 00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,883 | |
| 你看的好细哦 | |
| 464 | |
| 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,733 | |
| 你们在吃什么零食吗 | |
| 465 | |
| 00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:34,133 | |
| 哎 | |
| 466 | |
| 00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:37,683 | |
| 看电影不吃零食真的感觉浑身都难受 | |
| 467 | |
| 00:27:37,683 --> 00:27:39,366 | |
| 哪里不对劲的感觉 | |
| 468 | |
| 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:41,966 | |
| 就像是猴子穿上了衣服 | |
| 469 | |
| 00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:44,533 | |
| 嗯没穿衣服就在外面走路 | |
| 470 | |
| 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:47,133 | |
| 人类没穿衣服就在外面走路一样 | |
| 471 | |
| 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,083 | |
| 浑身不自在 | |
| 472 | |
| 00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:53,999 | |
| 哦我也有瓜子吃我去拿 | |
| 473 | |
| 00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:25,533 | |
| 我瓜子呢 | |
| 474 | |
| 00:28:34,733 --> 00:28:36,999 | |
| 谁偷吃了我的瓜子啊 | |
| 475 | |
| 00:28:38,966 --> 00:28:40,166 | |
| 找不着了 | |
| 476 | |
| 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,000 | |
| 老龙一族成员00工 | |
| 477 | |
| 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,533 | |
| 00起 00发00财 | |
| 478 | |
| 00:29:00,966 --> 00:29:03,883 | |
| 誓死效忠皇上 | |
| 479 | |
| 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,850 | |
| 誓死效忠皇上 | |
| 480 | |
| 00:29:07,733 --> 00:29:08,533 | |
| 太 | |
| 481 | |
| 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,200 | |
| 啊铁布衫 | |
| 482 | |
| 00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:15,766 | |
| 呀 | |
| 483 | |
| 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:19,966 | |
| 啊 | |
| 484 | |
| 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,050 | |
| 衣服自己破了 | |
| 485 | |
| 00:29:24,133 --> 00:29:25,683 | |
| 嘿啊 | |
| 486 | |
| 00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:37,333 | |
| 哇 | |
| 487 | |
| 00:29:50,483 --> 00:29:53,649 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哎呀好 | |
| 488 | |
| 00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:07,399 | |
| 碎石脚啊 | |
| 489 | |
| 00:30:09,483 --> 00:30:10,283 | |
| back | |
| 490 | |
| 00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:13,933 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 491 | |
| 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,283 | |
| 啊 | |
| 492 | |
| 00:30:21,766 --> 00:30:22,599 | |
| 呼吸拳 | |
| 493 | |
| 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,050 | |
| 啊 | |
| 494 | |
| 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,050 | |
| 啊 | |
| 495 | |
| 00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:34,650 | |
| 啊 | |
| 496 | |
| 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,400 | |
| 啊 | |
| 497 | |
| 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:38,133 | |
| 啊 | |
| 498 | |
| 00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:47,483 | |
| 啊 | |
| 499 | |
| 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,850 | |
| 好啊 | |
| 500 | |
| 00:31:17,683 --> 00:31:18,483 | |
| 干什么 | |
| 501 | |
| 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,166 | |
| 这两块石头产于北方极地之下 | |
| 502 | |
| 00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,249 | |
| 共分两面 | |
| 503 | |
| 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,650 | |
| 有神奇的力量 | |
| 504 | |
| 00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:26,049 | |
| 阳面和阳面在一起会同性相斥 | |
| 505 | |
| 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,000 | |
| 不能相碰 | |
| 506 | |
| 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,650 | |
| 而阴面跟阳面在一起则会异性相吸 | |
| 507 | |
| 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,083 | |
| 非常的神奇 | |
| 508 | |
| 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,199 | |
| 实在是一个重大的发现 | |
| 509 | |
| 00:31:33,966 --> 00:31:37,766 | |
| 微臣想将它献给皇上这有什么用啊 | |
| 510 | |
| 00:31:38,883 --> 00:31:40,283 | |
| 哇他这鼻毛 | |
| 511 | |
| 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,850 | |
| 上面两位宫女 | |
| 512 | |
| 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:45,283 | |
| 以后就不用摇扇子摇的那么辛苦啦 | |
| 513 | |
| 00:31:45,566 --> 00:31:46,999 | |
| 刚刚两块不合适 | |
| 514 | |
| 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,250 | |
| 现在看看这个 | |
| 515 | |
| 00:31:48,566 --> 00:31:50,483 | |
| 将两片叶子连在一起 | |
| 516 | |
| 00:31:50,483 --> 00:31:52,199 | |
| 再用双手快速转动 | |
| 517 | |
| 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,683 | |
| 就会造成强烈的气流形成啊啊啊 | |
| 518 | |
| 00:31:59,933 --> 00:32:00,249 | |
| 您说 | |
| 519 | |
| 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,400 | |
| 天气热的时候有一把这个东西不是挺 | |
| 520 | |
| 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,483 | |
| 好的吗不知道皇上 | |
| 521 | |
| 00:32:04,483 --> 00:32:06,683 | |
| 有没有兴趣带领我这样新产品 | |
| 522 | |
| 00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:07,649 | |
| 请皇上恕罪 | |
| 523 | |
| 00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:10,200 | |
| 为臣没有好好管教部下实在是我失旨 | |
| 524 | |
| 00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:12,249 | |
| 林发你不要胡闹 | |
| 525 | |
| 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:12,683 | |
| 对了 | |
| 526 | |
| 00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:14,649 | |
| 我想了一个方法可以破你的铁布衫 | |
| 527 | |
| 00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,600 | |
| 佛爷嘘来了 | |
| 528 | |
| 00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:17,533 | |
| excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket | |
| 529 | |
| 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,166 | |
| 嗯嗯我发现将木炭 | |
| 530 | |
| 00:32:23,283 --> 00:32:24,566 | |
| 消食硫磺 | |
| 531 | |
| 00:32:24,933 --> 00:32:26,649 | |
| 摆在一个狭窄的空间里 | |
| 532 | |
| 00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:28,450 | |
| 例如人的口中 | |
| 533 | |
| 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,249 | |
| 再加进一颗小小的钢珠 | |
| 534 | |
| 00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:33,166 | |
| 然后引爆 | |
| 535 | |
| 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:36,333 | |
| 当里面引爆的时候固体变成气体 | |
| 536 | |
| 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,883 | |
| 气体膨胀产生强大力量 | |
| 537 | |
| 00:32:37,883 --> 00:32:39,366 | |
| 将这个钢珠逼出来 | |
| 538 | |
| 00:32:39,366 --> 00:32:40,999 | |
| 威力足以断尸分金 | |
| 539 | |
| 00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:43,450 | |
| 铁布衫马上变成一件破衣服 | |
| 540 | |
| 00:32:43,766 --> 00:32:45,533 | |
| 你说什么好来 | |
| 541 | |
| 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,533 | |
| 嗯耶佛印准备好没 | |
| 542 | |
| 00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:51,449 | |
| 嗯吃瓜子呢 | |
| 543 | |
| 00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:56,166 | |
| 哎呦好吓人啊 | |
| 544 | |
| 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,799 | |
| 唯一的缺点就是爆炸的时候 | |
| 545 | |
| 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,733 | |
| 嘴巴会产生高温嗯 | |
| 546 | |
| 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:02,766 | |
| 所以佛印的嘴一定要经过特别训练 | |
| 547 | |
| 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:04,733 | |
| 刚开始嘴巴最嫩的时候 | |
| 548 | |
| 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,733 | |
| 先吃点很热的汤饺和小笼包 | |
| 549 | |
| 00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:09,166 | |
| 要不然就是喝热汤的时候一饮而尽 | |
| 550 | |
| 00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:13,166 | |
| 我操食佛印的嘴食道哎呀待会 | |
| 551 | |
| 00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:15,283 | |
| 我告诉你 | |
| 552 | |
| 00:33:15,283 --> 00:33:17,449 | |
| 就算吃一次也能够吃的比别人快 | |
| 553 | |
| 00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:18,733 | |
| 能多吃2碗 | |
| 554 | |
| 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,766 | |
| 只不过 | |
| 555 | |
| 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,966 | |
| 奉劝各位小朋友千万别学啊 | |
| 556 | |
| 00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,966 | |
| 发生什么事了 | |
| 557 | |
| 00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,083 | |
| 成功了没有啊 | |
| 558 | |
| 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,200 | |
| 啊还差一点点 | |
| 559 | |
| 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,283 | |
| 我好像觉得我的嘴巴不见了 | |
| 560 | |
| 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:39,483 | |
| 只是变大了 | |
| 561 | |
| 00:33:39,766 --> 00:33:41,049 | |
| 到底有多大 | |
| 562 | |
| 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,850 | |
| 很大就是了你放心吧 | |
| 563 | |
| 00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:45,966 | |
| 差不多成功就差一点点 | |
| 564 | |
| 00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:47,966 | |
| 如果多给我演示点改良的话 | |
| 565 | |
| 00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:49,766 | |
| 我应该就可以住口 | |
| 566 | |
| 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,600 | |
| 啊请皇上息怒 | |
| 567 | |
| 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:54,083 | |
| 阿发你小子搞什么 | |
| 568 | |
| 00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,166 | |
| 我问你搞什么 | |
| 569 | |
| 00:33:56,366 --> 00:33:58,733 | |
| 就是东搞一下西搞一下嘛 | |
| 570 | |
| 00:33:59,283 --> 00:34:00,483 | |
| 说你搞什么 | |
| 571 | |
| 00:34:00,483 --> 00:34:01,999 | |
| 快说你别搞瞎 | |
| 572 | |
| 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,766 | |
| 搞你搞什么东西啊 | |
| 573 | |
| 00:34:03,766 --> 00:34:04,566 | |
| 你搞什么 | |
| 574 | |
| 00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:07,683 | |
| 当然我也是想搞点新的东西出来啊 | |
| 575 | |
| 00:34:07,683 --> 00:34:09,083 | |
| 你给我上来说 | |
| 576 | |
| 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:10,683 | |
| 快点快点快点 | |
| 577 | |
| 00:34:10,733 --> 00:34:11,449 | |
| 你是聋子 | |
| 578 | |
| 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,733 | |
| 我来了如果不是宝龙一族代代相传 | |
| 579 | |
| 00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:16,166 | |
| 我早就把你赶出去了 | |
| 580 | |
| 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:18,199 | |
| 现在你给我滚下去滚下去 | |
| 581 | |
| 00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:20,649 | |
| 我给你个大夫的职位 | |
| 582 | |
| 00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:22,000 | |
| 让你用来掩饰身份 | |
| 583 | |
| 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,566 | |
| 他选的是妇科大夫 | |
| 584 | |
| 00:34:23,566 --> 00:34:25,049 | |
| 你看看你多没出息啊 | |
| 585 | |
| 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,933 | |
| 平常也不听你勤练功夫 | |
| 586 | |
| 00:34:27,283 --> 00:34:28,999 | |
| 每天不知道在搞什么鬼 | |
| 587 | |
| 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,933 | |
| 他昨天晚上还没来开会呢 | |
| 588 | |
| 00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,049 | |
| 你昨晚跑哪去了 | |
| 589 | |
| 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:34,766 | |
| 我上屋顶抓贼了皇上抓什么贼啊 | |
| 590 | |
| 00:34:34,766 --> 00:34:36,049 | |
| 我抓了叶孤城 | |
| 591 | |
| 00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:37,683 | |
| 西门吹雪跟陆小凤 | |
| 592 | |
| 00:34:37,966 --> 00:34:39,399 | |
| 虽然后来让他们跑了 | |
| 593 | |
| 00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:41,083 | |
| 可是我拿到了一本秘籍啊 | |
| 594 | |
| 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,399 | |
| 那你拿了什么秘籍啊 | |
| 595 | |
| 00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:44,333 | |
| 就是天外飞仙皇上 | |
| 596 | |
| 00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,933 | |
| 那你练了没有呢 | |
| 597 | |
| 00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:47,049 | |
| 练了一点啊 | |
| 598 | |
| 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,733 | |
| 你马上练给我看看呢 | |
| 599 | |
| 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,249 | |
| 哦哈哈哈 | |
| 600 | |
| 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:53,083 | |
| 这招就是天外飞仙 | |
| 601 | |
| 00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:57,283 | |
| 哈哈哈他在耍你啊皇上 | |
| 602 | |
| 00:34:57,850 --> 00:34:59,883 | |
| 马上给我上来马上给我上来 | |
| 603 | |
| 00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:01,533 | |
| 上来上来上来上来 | |
| 604 | |
| 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,199 | |
| 来了快点快点快点快点 | |
| 605 | |
| 00:35:03,966 --> 00:35:05,199 | |
| 马上马上马上 | |
| 606 | |
| 00:35:05,366 --> 00:35:06,733 | |
| 来了上来上来 | |
| 607 | |
| 00:35:06,733 --> 00:35:08,883 | |
| 给我上来呀快上来快上来 | |
| 608 | |
| 00:35:08,933 --> 00:35:11,199 | |
| 来了你来了我告诉你 | |
| 609 | |
| 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,333 | |
| 我以后不要再看到你 | |
| 610 | |
| 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 | |
| 好温柔的皇上啊 | |
| 611 | |
| 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:31,883 | |
| 好啊 | |
| 612 | |
| 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:54,449 | |
| 大夫我我开点药给你好吗 | |
| 613 | |
| 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:55,850 | |
| 你不要那么急嘛不 | |
| 614 | |
| 00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:57,333 | |
| 他是妇科顺手 | |
| 615 | |
| 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,083 | |
| 他不过是男科顺手 | |
| 616 | |
| 00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,799 | |
| 有什么不舒服都要开药 | |
| 617 | |
| 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,200 | |
| 没别的办法可行啊拿药 | |
| 618 | |
| 00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,449 | |
| 给钱 | |
| 619 | |
| 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,883 | |
| 宋哥大夫啊 | |
| 620 | |
| 00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:09,366 | |
| 我大老远到这来 | |
| 621 | |
| 00:36:09,366 --> 00:36:11,566 | |
| 你就让我说我哪里不舒服啊 | |
| 622 | |
| 00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:14,166 | |
| 拜托你嘛让我说嘛 | |
| 623 | |
| 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,799 | |
| 我让你一路说回你家 | |
| 624 | |
| 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,366 | |
| 一路说到你家 | |
| 625 | |
| 00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:19,399 | |
| 还没说完的话再从头说一次 | |
| 626 | |
| 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,200 | |
| 小艾薇 | |
| 627 | |
| 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,449 | |
| 大夫我不舒服我开的药给你好吗 | |
| 628 | |
| 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,883 | |
| 我手脚冰冷头晕发热 | |
| 629 | |
| 00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:28,133 | |
| 气虚血弱 | |
| 630 | |
| 00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:30,533 | |
| 有时候蹲下来再站起来还会头晕呢 | |
| 631 | |
| 00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:31,533 | |
| 那没办法了 | |
| 632 | |
| 00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:33,799 | |
| 连药都省了回去准备办后事吧 | |
| 633 | |
| 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,600 | |
| 有这么严重啊 | |
| 634 | |
| 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,650 | |
| 会不会是女人一个月一次湿 | |
| 635 | |
| 00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:39,250 | |
| 血过多 | |
| 636 | |
| 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:42,283 | |
| 贫血怕冷生病或者是产后失调啊 | |
| 637 | |
| 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,566 | |
| 有什么根据呢 | |
| 638 | |
| 00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,966 | |
| 所谓末胀冷静血不养汗 | |
| 639 | |
| 00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:48,566 | |
| 舌头发白血不养肝嘛 | |
| 640 | |
| 00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:51,399 | |
| 那应该怎么医治呢哼 | |
| 641 | |
| 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,283 | |
| 很简单应该用天然心五钱 | |
| 642 | |
| 00:36:54,283 --> 00:36:56,133 | |
| 百合一钱瓣屠丑辛麻两钱 | |
| 643 | |
| 00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,799 | |
| 使君子八分夏夫草一两 | |
| 644 | |
| 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,333 | |
| 以冬花做药饮 | |
| 645 | |
| 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,333 | |
| 再用文无火反复护煎哦 | |
| 646 | |
| 00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:05,849 | |
| 药已经抓好了 | |
| 647 | |
| 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,733 | |
| 用8碗水煎成一碗 | |
| 648 | |
| 00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:09,049 | |
| 药到病除 | |
| 649 | |
| 00:37:09,766 --> 00:37:10,766 | |
| 多谢大夫 | |
| 650 | |
| 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,083 | |
| 宋大夫阿姨 | |
| 651 | |
| 00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:17,766 | |
| 喂 | |
| 652 | |
| 00:37:19,366 --> 00:37:20,166 | |
| 大夫 | |
| 653 | |
| 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,533 | |
| 我的心好不舒服开贴药给你吃好吗 | |
| 654 | |
| 00:37:23,883 --> 00:37:27,199 | |
| 我家那个死鬼在外面养小老婆 | |
| 655 | |
| 00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:31,800 | |
| 啊说他两句就动手打人 | |
| 656 | |
| 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,533 | |
| 我受够了 | |
| 657 | |
| 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,483 | |
| 虽然粗暴的他们的眉毛 | |
| 658 | |
| 00:37:35,483 --> 00:37:36,533 | |
| 为什么可以一个 | |
| 659 | |
| 00:37:36,533 --> 00:37:37,199 | |
| 挑一个平的 | |
| 660 | |
| 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,533 | |
| 但是真受不了受不了了 | |
| 661 | |
| 00:37:40,483 --> 00:37:42,766 | |
| 大夫你粗不粗暴啊 | |
| 662 | |
| 00:37:42,766 --> 00:37:45,933 | |
| 有没有脚气别把那个帘子弄弄臭了 | |
| 663 | |
| 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:47,049 | |
| 看情况啊 | |
| 664 | |
| 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,883 | |
| 哈哈我也可以粗暴啊 | |
| 665 | |
| 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,933 | |
| 哈哈好我老公在外面玩 | |
| 666 | |
| 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,400 | |
| 我也玩给他看 | |
| 667 | |
| 00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,400 | |
| 来呀啊 | |
| 668 | |
| 00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,933 | |
| 我看你有多粗哇哎呦这什么哇 | |
| 669 | |
| 00:38:01,566 --> 00:38:03,599 | |
| 这什么什么什么 | |
| 670 | |
| 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,333 | |
| ha ha哇 | |
| 671 | |
| 00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:09,966 | |
| 碗好大 | |
| 672 | |
| 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,133 | |
| 这位姑娘要我帮忙 | |
| 673 | |
| 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,366 | |
| 哎呀医者父母心嘛 | |
| 674 | |
| 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,733 | |
| 人家大老远赶来 | |
| 675 | |
| 00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:18,566 | |
| 你能够帮忙就帮一下吗 | |
| 676 | |
| 00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:19,650 | |
| 哦 | |
| 677 | |
| 00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:22,599 | |
| 这位姑娘的手脚撑这么久会不会累呀 | |
| 678 | |
| 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,000 | |
| 我煮碗面给你吃 | |
| 679 | |
| 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,166 | |
| 我没事了 | |
| 680 | |
| 00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:31,200 | |
| 老婆我乖不乖呀 | |
| 681 | |
| 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,000 | |
| 我来了你当然乖啊 | |
| 682 | |
| 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,250 | |
| 如果我没有来你会不会受诱惑啊 | |
| 683 | |
| 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,250 | |
| 我可以对天发誓会啊哈哈哈 | |
| 684 | |
| 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,050 | |
| 你这个死鬼哈哈哈 | |
| 685 | |
| 00:38:43,966 --> 00:38:46,283 | |
| 你再说一次你是不是真的会受诱惑 | |
| 686 | |
| 00:38:46,883 --> 00:38:48,049 | |
| 真会 | |
| 687 | |
| 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,600 | |
| 好 | |
| 688 | |
| 00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:53,650 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 689 | |
| 00:38:54,683 --> 00:38:57,199 | |
| 不会有不适的画面吧哈 | |
| 690 | |
| 00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,966 | |
| 哈哈哈哈 | |
| 691 | |
| 00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:03,400 | |
| 我不怕痒傻瓜 | |
| 692 | |
| 00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:09,849 | |
| 咬就不玩了啊 | |
| 693 | |
| 00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,249 | |
| 嗯啊 | |
| 694 | |
| 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,650 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 695 | |
| 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,599 | |
| 哈哈哈哈 | |
| 696 | |
| 00:39:21,933 --> 00:39:24,849 | |
| 投降个老婆投降个老婆快放手啊 | |
| 697 | |
| 00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:26,766 | |
| 我不放我一放你就会扑过来 | |
| 698 | |
| 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,133 | |
| 我不会我真的投降了 | |
| 699 | |
| 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,599 | |
| 我的手都快断了老婆快放手啊 | |
| 700 | |
| 00:39:32,533 --> 00:39:34,766 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 701 | |
| 00:39:35,533 --> 00:39:36,333 | |
| 哈哈 | |
| 702 | |
| 00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:38,849 | |
| 真的断了 | |
| 703 | |
| 00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:42,599 | |
| 好疼对不起啊老公 | |
| 704 | |
| 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:49,483 | |
| 啊你这个女人 | |
| 705 | |
| 00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:52,766 | |
| 一首空手擒拿的武功练得这么好 | |
| 706 | |
| 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:53,799 | |
| 张大来屏幕前 | |
| 707 | |
| 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,683 | |
| 我们没什么见不得人的呀 | |
| 708 | |
| 00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:58,766 | |
| 而且我的内心里还觉得很安慰 | |
| 709 | |
| 00:39:58,766 --> 00:39:59,449 | |
| 你不要这样 | |
| 710 | |
| 00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:00,600 | |
| 师傅妈妈 | |
| 711 | |
| 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,166 | |
| 我我没看什么奇怪的东西 | |
| 712 | |
| 00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:04,483 | |
| 就不会有事 | |
| 713 | |
| 00:40:05,166 --> 00:40:07,133 | |
| 我还有奖品要给你呢 | |
| 714 | |
| 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,000 | |
| excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket | |
| 715 | |
| 00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:11,449 | |
| 你记不记得前两天在厨房切葱的时候 | |
| 716 | |
| 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,283 | |
| 切切切切 | |
| 717 | |
| 00:40:12,283 --> 00:40:15,283 | |
| 哎呀切到了手指头嗯 | |
| 718 | |
| 00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:17,399 | |
| 现在我把这只手送给你 | |
| 719 | |
| 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,883 | |
| 以后呢你就用自己的手抓着这只手 | |
| 720 | |
| 00:40:20,933 --> 00:40:22,799 | |
| 用这只手按着那些葱 | |
| 721 | |
| 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,000 | |
| 然后就算是切到也是切到这只手 | |
| 722 | |
| 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,166 | |
| 不会切到自己的手哈哈 | |
| 723 | |
| 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,933 | |
| 你是怎么想到的 | |
| 724 | |
| 00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:34,599 | |
| 谢谢你哦老公好吧老公好吧老公 | |
| 725 | |
| 00:40:35,283 --> 00:40:38,083 | |
| 还有你说扫地是最辛苦的 | |
| 726 | |
| 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,283 | |
| 我再送你这双鞋 | |
| 727 | |
| 00:40:41,566 --> 00:40:42,649 | |
| 你穿了之后呢 | |
| 728 | |
| 00:40:42,966 --> 00:40:44,283 | |
| 右脚就是扫把 | |
| 729 | |
| 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,533 | |
| 左脚就是本机 | |
| 730 | |
| 00:40:45,533 --> 00:40:47,683 | |
| 然后你可一路走一路扫地 | |
| 731 | |
| 00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:48,850 | |
| 张大嘴巴 | |
| 732 | |
| 00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:50,249 | |
| 哎呀 | |
| 733 | |
| 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,766 | |
| 我怎么觉得我在微博上看到过这个设 | |
| 734 | |
| 00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:55,933 | |
| 计啊原来是这里的吗 | |
| 735 | |
| 00:40:55,966 --> 00:40:59,283 | |
| 太搞笑了吧哈 | |
| 736 | |
| 00:41:01,283 --> 00:41:02,966 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 737 | |
| 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,200 | |
| 你觉得怎么样 | |
| 738 | |
| 00:41:06,283 --> 00:41:08,766 | |
| 等等真的扫进去了吗老公 | |
| 739 | |
| 00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:10,733 | |
| 右脚就是扫把 | |
| 740 | |
| 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,966 | |
| 左脚就是本机 | |
| 741 | |
| 00:41:11,966 --> 00:41:14,133 | |
| 然后你可以一路走一路扫地 | |
| 742 | |
| 00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:15,850 | |
| 张大嘴巴啊 | |
| 743 | |
| 00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:18,049 | |
| 乐色都扫进你嘴里了啊 | |
| 744 | |
| 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:19,166 | |
| 没扫呀没扫 | |
| 745 | |
| 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,450 | |
| 我不要啊 | |
| 746 | |
| 00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:23,533 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 747 | |
| 00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:24,883 | |
| 哎等等等等 | |
| 748 | |
| 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,850 | |
| 你觉得怎么样 | |
| 749 | |
| 00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:29,450 | |
| 老公 | |
| 750 | |
| 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,566 | |
| 我觉得你是一个很伟大的发明家 | |
| 751 | |
| 00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:33,933 | |
| 还有呢 | |
| 752 | |
| 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:37,650 | |
| 还有我好爱你哦 | |
| 753 | |
| 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:41,133 | |
| 那我们还是睡吧但是我想试一下 | |
| 754 | |
| 00:41:41,650 --> 00:41:46,250 | |
| 要是就是这一个好来哈哈哈哈 | |
| 755 | |
| 00:41:48,366 --> 00:41:50,133 | |
| 嗯啊 | |
| 756 | |
| 00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:51,883 | |
| 是老鼠哎 | |
| 757 | |
| 00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:54,883 | |
| 这次我利用老鼠出力来产生力量 | |
| 758 | |
| 00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:55,566 | |
| 再利用齿 | |
| 759 | |
| 00:41:55,566 --> 00:41:57,566 | |
| 轮将这种力量大量增加 | |
| 760 | |
| 00:41:57,566 --> 00:41:59,966 | |
| 进而推动这个升降台哎呀 | |
| 761 | |
| 00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,933 | |
| 于是呢就可以反复举起一两百斤 | |
| 762 | |
| 00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:04,049 | |
| 太恶心了 | |
| 763 | |
| 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:04,966 | |
| 哈哈老公 | |
| 764 | |
| 00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,483 | |
| 上次我们用那个蒸汽发动不好吗 | |
| 765 | |
| 00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:10,849 | |
| 蒸汽发动每次一到紧要关头水就烧干 | |
| 766 | |
| 00:42:10,850 --> 00:42:11,450 | |
| 不会动了 | |
| 767 | |
| 00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:12,650 | |
| 你说它好不好啊 | |
| 768 | |
| 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,366 | |
| 说的也对哦 | |
| 769 | |
| 00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,799 | |
| 就是差那么一点吗对不对 | |
| 770 | |
| 00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:17,800 | |
| 而且这一次我最大的突破呢 | |
| 771 | |
| 00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,483 | |
| 是可以以不同的需要 | |
| 772 | |
| 00:42:19,483 --> 00:42:20,999 | |
| 选择不同的速度啊 | |
| 773 | |
| 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,400 | |
| 哈哈哈嗯 | |
| 774 | |
| 00:42:24,683 --> 00:42:25,999 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 775 | |
| 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:33,200 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 776 | |
| 00:42:33,483 --> 00:42:37,366 | |
| 老婆你说我厉不厉害啊哈哈你好贱啊 | |
| 777 | |
| 00:42:37,366 --> 00:42:38,766 | |
| 哈哈那还用说 | |
| 778 | |
| 00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:41,083 | |
| 但他们就只能用这一个姿势 | |
| 779 | |
| 00:42:41,133 --> 00:42:42,683 | |
| 那个后是什么意思啊 | |
| 780 | |
| 00:42:42,683 --> 00:42:44,083 | |
| 后就是后吧 | |
| 781 | |
| 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,600 | |
| 让我试试看不要 | |
| 782 | |
| 00:42:46,850 --> 00:42:50,050 | |
| 啊我怎么会这样哈哈哈 | |
| 783 | |
| 00:42:55,483 --> 00:42:56,283 | |
| 这个e d | |
| 784 | |
| 00:42:56,333 --> 00:43:00,083 | |
| 这个救不了e d吧这个只能救一些呃 | |
| 785 | |
| 00:43:01,366 --> 00:43:03,849 | |
| 体力不支的男生我心在痛 | |
| 786 | |
| 00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:06,133 | |
| 我用你那个遥控鸳鸯铲来炒菜 | |
| 787 | |
| 00:43:06,133 --> 00:43:08,333 | |
| 真的一滴油也不会喷到我身上 | |
| 788 | |
| 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,050 | |
| 鸳鸯铲当然好用了 | |
| 789 | |
| 00:43:10,133 --> 00:43:11,883 | |
| 我说的是那个抽油烟机 | |
| 790 | |
| 00:43:11,883 --> 00:43:12,599 | |
| 什么 | |
| 791 | |
| 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,566 | |
| 他这个电影怎么不送他电影下掏啊 | |
| 792 | |
| 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,050 | |
| 主播只是有善于发现真相的眼睛罢了 | |
| 793 | |
| 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,333 | |
| 啊真的可以老公你才抽溜烟机 | |
| 794 | |
| 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:27,083 | |
| 真的可以抽油烟哎 | |
| 795 | |
| 00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:29,283 | |
| 还可以锻炼身体呢 | |
| 796 | |
| 00:43:29,283 --> 00:43:31,399 | |
| 对啊还可以锻炼身体 | |
| 797 | |
| 00:43:31,683 --> 00:43:32,999 | |
| 老公老婆老 | |
| 798 | |
| 00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:34,733 | |
| 婆老婆老公 | |
| 799 | |
| 00:43:35,283 --> 00:43:37,683 | |
| 腰酸背痛的男生有救了 | |
| 800 | |
| 00:43:37,933 --> 00:43:41,166 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 801 | |
| 00:43:53,483 --> 00:43:56,199 | |
| 嘘好像鬼一样的那个又来了 | |
| 802 | |
| 00:43:59,733 --> 00:44:02,849 | |
| 只是逻辑比较好注意到了注意到了 | |
| 803 | |
| 00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:03,999 | |
| 真是的 | |
| 804 | |
| 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,933 | |
| 这里只有我们两个你扮女人已经够了 | |
| 805 | |
| 00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:09,449 | |
| 你还学女人说话你想杀死我 | |
| 806 | |
| 00:44:10,133 --> 00:44:12,883 | |
| 身为宝龙一族的情报人员 | |
| 807 | |
| 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:15,766 | |
| 我应该神不知鬼不觉的 | |
| 808 | |
| 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:17,450 | |
| 隐藏身份 | |
| 809 | |
| 00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:19,600 | |
| 小心的好啊 | |
| 810 | |
| 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,200 | |
| 夫 | |
| 811 | |
| 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,933 | |
| 我是不是咬了 | |
| 812 | |
| 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,566 | |
| 是啊吃鸡堡要把他打掉 | |
| 813 | |
| 00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:32,333 | |
| 你还有什么不舒服的快点说 | |
| 814 | |
| 00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:35,966 | |
| 佛印说不要再学女人说话了 | |
| 815 | |
| 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,283 | |
| 佛印说躺低一点别让我再看到你的样 | |
| 816 | |
| 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,250 | |
| 封印说 | |
| 817 | |
| 00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:46,449 | |
| 有重要任务叫你马上返回秘密基地 | |
| 818 | |
| 00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:47,800 | |
| 你早点说嘛 | |
| 819 | |
| 00:44:51,933 --> 00:44:53,166 | |
| 阿发机灵点 | |
| 820 | |
| 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,083 | |
| 这次这个艰巨的任务 | |
| 821 | |
| 00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:57,249 | |
| 能不能完成就靠你了 | |
| 822 | |
| 00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:01,533 | |
| 秘密基地这些晚上都在办大餐会 | |
| 823 | |
| 00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:03,733 | |
| 要是今天不把这些碗洗好啊 | |
| 824 | |
| 00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,733 | |
| 一定抓你去坐牢的 | |
| 825 | |
| 00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:09,200 | |
| 哈哈哈哈不是哈哈哈 | |
| 826 | |
| 00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:13,250 | |
| 微臣听到消息说在金国境内 | |
| 827 | |
| 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:16,250 | |
| 上个月有巨星落在天府之西哦 | |
| 828 | |
| 00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:18,366 | |
| 惊人称之为天外飞仙 | |
| 829 | |
| 00:45:18,366 --> 00:45:20,333 | |
| 并且召集了各地的名医 | |
| 830 | |
| 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,799 | |
| 来主持解破天外飞仙 | |
| 831 | |
| 00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:25,999 | |
| 解破天外飞仙 | |
| 832 | |
| 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,999 | |
| 在皇上的英明领导之下 | |
| 833 | |
| 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,366 | |
| 怎么会发生这么无极荒诞之事 | |
| 834 | |
| 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,650 | |
| 我看一定是江湖术士装神弄鬼的把戏 | |
| 835 | |
| 00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:34,966 | |
| 这样也要去看呐 | |
| 836 | |
| 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,650 | |
| 这种人渣就是被骗也是活该 | |
| 837 | |
| 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,166 | |
| 朕想去看看 | |
| 838 | |
| 00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:41,366 | |
| 哎呀明知有这种结果 | |
| 839 | |
| 00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:43,766 | |
| 皇上依然勇敢的去面对这件事 | |
| 840 | |
| 00:45:43,766 --> 00:45:45,399 | |
| 这真是勇气可嘉 | |
| 841 | |
| 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,800 | |
| 多么的勇敢 | |
| 842 | |
| 00:45:46,883 --> 00:45:48,249 | |
| 只有在这么有勇气 | |
| 843 | |
| 00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,250 | |
| 求知欲又强的皇上领导之下 | |
| 844 | |
| 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,283 | |
| 国家才可以自强不息 | |
| 845 | |
| 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:53,366 | |
| 繁荣安定 | |
| 846 | |
| 00:45:53,366 --> 00:45:54,366 | |
| 皇上万岁 | |
| 847 | |
| 00:45:54,366 --> 00:45:55,533 | |
| 你告诉你学一学 | |
| 848 | |
| 00:45:55,533 --> 00:45:57,766 | |
| 以后这么拍拍上司的马屁 | |
| 849 | |
| 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,800 | |
| 皇上去的话必定会有危险 | |
| 850 | |
| 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,166 | |
| 别管这么多了 | |
| 851 | |
| 00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:03,849 | |
| 这些碗洗不完更危险 | |
| 852 | |
| 00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,683 | |
| 但是我有责任一定要提醒皇上 | |
| 853 | |
| 00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:08,083 | |
| 皇上万岁好 | |
| 854 | |
| 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,533 | |
| 恭喜一才准备护驾上路 | |
| 855 | |
| 00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:11,683 | |
| 明天启程 | |
| 856 | |
| 00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:13,649 | |
| 是是御膳万岁 | |
| 857 | |
| 00:46:13,883 --> 00:46:14,999 | |
| 皇上万岁 | |
| 858 | |
| 00:46:15,283 --> 00:46:16,766 | |
| 皇上万岁 | |
| 859 | |
| 00:46:17,683 --> 00:46:19,883 | |
| 阿法不要再说了 | |
| 860 | |
| 00:46:19,933 --> 00:46:21,883 | |
| 皇上不想听到你的声音呢 | |
| 861 | |
| 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,250 | |
| 再说小心被砍头啊 | |
| 862 | |
| 00:46:24,733 --> 00:46:26,649 | |
| 洗碗了洗碗了啊 | |
| 863 | |
| 00:46:32,366 --> 00:46:34,483 | |
| 阿弥陀佛 | |
| 864 | |
| 00:46:34,683 --> 00:46:36,083 | |
| 又救了你一命啊 | |
| 865 | |
| 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:37,966 | |
| 我的碗你也顺便帮我洗了 | |
| 866 | |
| 00:46:38,850 --> 00:46:39,650 | |
| 哎 | |
| 867 | |
| 00:46:44,933 --> 00:46:47,766 | |
| 当然有阴谋啊嘿嘿嘿 | |
| 868 | |
| 00:46:47,966 --> 00:46:52,399 | |
| 中原繁荣安定美女特别美 | |
| 869 | |
| 00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:55,166 | |
| 俊男又特别俊呐 | |
| 870 | |
| 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,800 | |
| 哈哈哈哈 | |
| 871 | |
| 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,933 | |
| 我真希望见到我们金三角的旗帜 | |
| 872 | |
| 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,733 | |
| 飘安在中原土地上 | |
| 873 | |
| 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400 | |
| 汉人体弱士兵多病 | |
| 874 | |
| 00:47:03,450 --> 00:47:06,050 | |
| 这次借劫婆天外飞仙为命 | |
| 875 | |
| 00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:07,533 | |
| 召集中毒民医 | |
| 876 | |
| 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:08,850 | |
| 我们把他们困住 | |
| 877 | |
| 00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:11,083 | |
| 接着阴阳去把他们杀给片甲不留 | |
| 878 | |
| 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,650 | |
| 这样敌军缺乏意志 | |
| 879 | |
| 00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:14,366 | |
| 我军可以长驱南下 | |
| 880 | |
| 00:47:14,366 --> 00:47:17,799 | |
| 到时候席卷中原可以说是易如反掌了 | |
| 881 | |
| 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:26,650 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 882 | |
| 00:47:26,650 --> 00:47:29,000 | |
| 小子皮糖看起来就够傻了 | |
| 883 | |
| 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,366 | |
| 笑起来样子更傻 | |
| 884 | |
| 00:47:30,366 --> 00:47:32,366 | |
| 我真不想你为什么这么傻呀 | |
| 885 | |
| 00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:34,766 | |
| 你还说 | |
| 886 | |
| 00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:37,366 | |
| 我见到你的样子就已经够傻了 | |
| 887 | |
| 00:47:37,366 --> 00:47:39,366 | |
| 见到爹的样子就更傻了 | |
| 888 | |
| 00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:43,166 | |
| 他怎么这么翻译呀 | |
| 889 | |
| 00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:45,049 | |
| 你看着爹现在的样子吗 | |
| 890 | |
| 00:47:45,050 --> 00:47:48,600 | |
| 你爹是因为练了五项神功走火入魔 | |
| 891 | |
| 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,366 | |
| 你这面目全非呀 | |
| 892 | |
| 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,250 | |
| 啊啊啊啊啊 | |
| 893 | |
| 00:47:55,650 --> 00:48:00,933 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊你啊啊 | |
| 894 | |
| 00:48:01,566 --> 00:48:02,883 | |
| 啊 | |
| 895 | |
| 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:12,533 | |
| 假二假二人四人四中了没有中了 | |
| 896 | |
| 00:48:14,483 --> 00:48:16,366 | |
| 哈哈丁四七 | |
| 897 | |
| 00:48:16,683 --> 00:48:21,049 | |
| 丁四七星二五 | |
| 898 | |
| 00:48:21,883 --> 00:48:23,966 | |
| 斤二五 | |
| 899 | |
| 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,050 | |
| 中了没有 | |
| 900 | |
| 00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:29,166 | |
| 2626再试试二五这什么啊 | |
| 901 | |
| 00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:31,166 | |
| 还是二六吧挠两天了 | |
| 902 | |
| 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,399 | |
| 中了没有中了 | |
| 903 | |
| 00:48:34,483 --> 00:48:35,533 | |
| 还哪里痒啊 | |
| 904 | |
| 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,850 | |
| 丙13468加上丁一 | |
| 905 | |
| 00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,250 | |
| 再补一条假二物四双宝 | |
| 906 | |
| 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,050 | |
| 中了没有 | |
| 907 | |
| 00:48:44,366 --> 00:48:46,683 | |
| 你怎么那么笨呢这哪会中哎 | |
| 908 | |
| 00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:48,566 | |
| 我不笨怎么表示你聪明啊 | |
| 909 | |
| 00:48:48,566 --> 00:48:50,283 | |
| 拜托你别再说我聪明了 | |
| 910 | |
| 00:48:50,883 --> 00:48:52,566 | |
| 可是你的发明真的很棒啊 | |
| 911 | |
| 00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:54,533 | |
| 谁说的我说的 | |
| 912 | |
| 00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:56,399 | |
| 贵姓啊姓刘啊 | |
| 913 | |
| 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,683 | |
| 哪位啊阁下你老婆靠靠 | |
| 914 | |
| 00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:01,250 | |
| 哎你不要靠我 | |
| 915 | |
| 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:03,166 | |
| 是你靠我我才会靠你的 | |
| 916 | |
| 00:49:04,133 --> 00:49:06,966 | |
| 现在全世界只有你称赞我有什么用啊 | |
| 917 | |
| 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:08,933 | |
| 我才不管他有没有用 | |
| 918 | |
| 00:49:08,933 --> 00:49:10,133 | |
| 我就是觉得你很棒 | |
| 919 | |
| 00:49:10,133 --> 00:49:12,599 | |
| 你棒我当然称赞你了你不懂我说的话 | |
| 920 | |
| 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,000 | |
| 那你想说什么呢 | |
| 921 | |
| 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,483 | |
| 你不知道我在外面做事情很辛苦我 | |
| 922 | |
| 00:49:16,483 --> 00:49:18,166 | |
| 有多辛苦你知道个屁啊 | |
| 923 | |
| 00:49:19,283 --> 00:49:20,083 | |
| 对啊 | |
| 924 | |
| 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,999 | |
| 你每天出去做什么我真的不知道 | |
| 925 | |
| 00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:24,083 | |
| 我是相信你做的是好事 | |
| 926 | |
| 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,083 | |
| 谁得罪你了你去把他骂回来 | |
| 927 | |
| 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,533 | |
| 你不要拿我当出气筒 | |
| 928 | |
| 00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:29,799 | |
| 因为我跟你熟啊那我就活该倒霉啊 | |
| 929 | |
| 00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:31,933 | |
| 不怕他妈的告诉你没错 | |
| 930 | |
| 00:49:31,933 --> 00:49:34,999 | |
| 所以你就就拿你当我的出气筒耶 | |
| 931 | |
| 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,133 | |
| 不行不服气啊走啊哼 | |
| 932 | |
| 00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,050 | |
| 过分 | |
| 933 | |
| 00:49:49,650 --> 00:49:50,733 | |
| 太过分了 | |
| 934 | |
| 00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:56,933 | |
| 嗯你怎么会知道我每次躲在桌下面 | |
| 935 | |
| 00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:58,533 | |
| 你每次都躲在桌下面呢 | |
| 936 | |
| 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,933 | |
| 我有什么办法能够不知道你躲在桌 | |
| 937 | |
| 00:50:00,933 --> 00:50:01,733 | |
| 下面呢 | |
| 938 | |
| 00:50:02,450 --> 00:50:03,883 | |
| 拜托你用点脑子想一想 | |
| 939 | |
| 00:50:03,883 --> 00:50:05,166 | |
| 再找几个新的地方躲 | |
| 940 | |
| 00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,849 | |
| 好让我有一点新鲜感好吗 | |
| 941 | |
| 00:50:06,850 --> 00:50:08,283 | |
| 可是我不躲在桌下面 | |
| 942 | |
| 00:50:08,283 --> 00:50:11,083 | |
| 我怕你找不到我嘛啊 | |
| 943 | |
| 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,366 | |
| 啊我真受不了你 | |
| 944 | |
| 00:50:14,366 --> 00:50:16,166 | |
| 你不要这个样子我拜托你好不好 | |
| 945 | |
| 00:50:16,166 --> 00:50:17,649 | |
| 老婆你不要这个样子哎 | |
| 946 | |
| 00:50:17,650 --> 00:50:20,050 | |
| 谢谢谢谢我只是一个血肉之躯哎 | |
| 947 | |
| 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:20,883 | |
| 你这样骂我 | |
| 948 | |
| 00:50:20,883 --> 00:50:22,283 | |
| 我不知道哪一天会忍不下去了 | |
| 949 | |
| 00:50:22,283 --> 00:50:23,333 | |
| 不能忍就走啊 | |
| 950 | |
| 00:50:23,883 --> 00:50:26,283 | |
| 我去洗澡了我叫你走啊 | |
| 951 | |
| 00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:28,199 | |
| 哎你会不会肚子饿啊 | |
| 952 | |
| 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,766 | |
| 那也太好了吧 | |
| 953 | |
| 00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,966 | |
| 他好的有点愚蠢了 | |
| 954 | |
| 00:50:35,683 --> 00:50:36,933 | |
| 受不了了 | |
| 955 | |
| 00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:46,966 | |
| 什么东 | |
| 956 | |
| 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,650 | |
| 对不起啊 | |
| 957 | |
| 00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:52,733 | |
| 是我不对 | |
| 958 | |
| 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,533 | |
| 啊无法神经 | |
| 959 | |
| 00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,883 | |
| 算了他被CPU了 | |
| 960 | |
| 00:50:59,883 --> 00:51:02,599 | |
| 究竟是什么事让你生那么大的气哈 | |
| 961 | |
| 00:51:03,966 --> 00:51:06,283 | |
| 在金国有个很重要的医学会议 | |
| 962 | |
| 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,083 | |
| 但是我没有资格参加 | |
| 963 | |
| 00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:09,999 | |
| 谁说你没有 | |
| 964 | |
| 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,249 | |
| 我说你有 | |
| 965 | |
| 00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,766 | |
| 全世界说我没有都无所谓 | |
| 966 | |
| 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:18,200 | |
| 你说我有就行了 | |
| 967 | |
| 00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:42,733 | |
| 停 | |
| 968 | |
| 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:49,800 | |
| 什么事啊 | |
| 969 | |
| 00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:51,966 | |
| 荒山野岭居然出现几个樵夫 | |
| 970 | |
| 00:51:51,966 --> 00:51:53,766 | |
| 小心口诈哎 | |
| 971 | |
| 00:51:53,883 --> 00:51:54,999 | |
| 你们什么人呐 | |
| 972 | |
| 00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:58,083 | |
| 我们是砍柴的 | |
| 973 | |
| 00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,249 | |
| 不要挡我的路啊 | |
| 974 | |
| 00:52:00,683 --> 00:52:02,166 | |
| 我是皇上 | |
| 975 | |
| 00:52:02,450 --> 00:52:04,800 | |
| 全部上啊哎呀 | |
| 976 | |
| 00:52:07,566 --> 00:52:09,966 | |
| 你们在路上千万不要张扬 | |
| 977 | |
| 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,400 | |
| 这次我是微服出行 | |
| 978 | |
| 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,850 | |
| 不想让人家知道我是皇上知道吗 | |
| 979 | |
| 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,483 | |
| 知道嗯启教启教 | |
| 980 | |
| 00:52:35,766 --> 00:52:37,799 | |
| 带走那个呼吸性命 | |
| 981 | |
| 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,533 | |
| 一定常练气功的高手 | |
| 982 | |
| 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000 | |
| 步伐稳健 | |
| 983 | |
| 00:52:44,133 --> 00:52:46,449 | |
| 他的下盘功夫一定非常了得 | |
| 984 | |
| 00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,883 | |
| 有那个双臂挥动有力 | |
| 985 | |
| 00:52:49,883 --> 00:52:52,083 | |
| 我开始练上三路的高手 | |
| 986 | |
| 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,766 | |
| 这三个相信就是宝龙一族的铁布衫 | |
| 987 | |
| 00:52:55,933 --> 00:52:58,283 | |
| 碎石脚跟五行拳 | |
| 988 | |
| 00:52:58,283 --> 00:53:01,566 | |
| 宝龙一族三大高手全都到齐了 | |
| 989 | |
| 00:53:01,566 --> 00:53:04,683 | |
| 脚里面那个一定是当今皇帝 | |
| 990 | |
| 00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:07,199 | |
| 本来想你那些白痴大夫 | |
| 991 | |
| 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,083 | |
| 谁知道来了个皇帝 | |
| 992 | |
| 00:53:09,533 --> 00:53:12,883 | |
| 这一次真是踏破铁鞋无觅处 | |
| 993 | |
| 00:53:12,883 --> 00:53:15,933 | |
| 得来全不费功夫晚上好 | |
| 994 | |
| 00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:27,600 | |
| 哎又怎么啦 | |
| 995 | |
| 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:31,649 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 996 | |
| 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,400 | |
| 哈 | |
| 997 | |
| 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,966 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊 | |
| 998 | |
| 00:53:43,133 --> 00:53:44,683 | |
| 哈哈哈呀呀 | |
| 999 | |
| 00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:49,733 | |
| 呀 | |
| 1000 | |
| 00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:54,166 | |
| 呀 | |
| 1001 | |
| 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,600 | |
| 呀呀呀呀 | |
| 1002 | |
| 00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:09,283 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈要做噩梦了 | |
| 1003 | |
| 00:54:09,766 --> 00:54:17,399 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1004 | |
| 00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:20,733 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1005 | |
| 00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:25,083 | |
| 好吵哈哈哈好吵啊哈哈哈 | |
| 1006 | |
| 00:54:26,683 --> 00:54:27,966 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1007 | |
| 00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:34,649 | |
| 啊啊哈哈哈哈呀 | |
| 1008 | |
| 00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:35,799 | |
| 还行不来 | |
| 1009 | |
| 00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:38,600 | |
| 哎呀哎呀 | |
| 1010 | |
| 00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:42,649 | |
| 啊啊啊啊 | |
| 1011 | |
| 00:54:53,966 --> 00:54:54,649 | |
| 怎么回事 | |
| 1012 | |
| 00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:56,166 | |
| 换碟了啊 | |
| 1013 | |
| 00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,883 | |
| 哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1014 | |
| 00:55:02,683 --> 00:55:04,133 | |
| 哈哈啊 | |
| 1015 | |
| 00:55:06,483 --> 00:55:09,399 | |
| 我学会了学会了 | |
| 1016 | |
| 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,250 | |
| 呀呀 | |
| 1017 | |
| 00:55:24,850 --> 00:55:25,650 | |
| 呀 | |
| 1018 | |
| 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,600 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1019 | |
| 00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,250 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1020 | |
| 00:55:40,650 --> 00:55:42,733 | |
| 啊哎呦哎呦哎呦 | |
| 1021 | |
| 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,250 | |
| 好痛哦好痛好痛啊好痛好痛 | |
| 1022 | |
| 00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:53,883 | |
| 我患者也痛了 | |
| 1023 | |
| 00:56:04,933 --> 00:56:05,933 | |
| 哇 | |
| 1024 | |
| 00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:12,250 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1025 | |
| 00:56:15,283 --> 00:56:16,083 | |
| 哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1026 | |
| 00:56:18,283 --> 00:56:19,649 | |
| 好上头啊 | |
| 1027 | |
| 00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:23,333 | |
| 哇哇 | |
| 1028 | |
| 00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:25,283 | |
| 好大的风啊 | |
| 1029 | |
| 00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,000 | |
| 啊救命啊 | |
| 1030 | |
| 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,250 | |
| 好恶心哦 | |
| 1031 | |
| 00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:37,083 | |
| 哎可以进场了 | |
| 1032 | |
| 00:56:37,283 --> 00:56:40,166 | |
| 老婆那个结果大会好像要开始了哎 | |
| 1033 | |
| 00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:41,333 | |
| 我们去看看哎 | |
| 1034 | |
| 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,249 | |
| 这个结果大会啊真的要见识一下 | |
| 1035 | |
| 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,250 | |
| 晒的是划开肚子 | |
| 1036 | |
| 00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:48,049 | |
| 哗的一声拉开层皮 | |
| 1037 | |
| 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,799 | |
| 嗡的一声肠子拉出来了 | |
| 1038 | |
| 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,966 | |
| 接着蹦的一声搭配的出来喽 | |
| 1039 | |
| 00:56:51,966 --> 00:56:53,483 | |
| 真是精彩过瘾呢 | |
| 1040 | |
| 00:56:53,966 --> 00:56:54,566 | |
| 老公啊 | |
| 1041 | |
| 00:56:54,566 --> 00:56:56,249 | |
| 我刚刚看到市集有好多新衣服在卖 | |
| 1042 | |
| 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,133 | |
| 我去买衣服哎哎那等下怎么办呢 | |
| 1043 | |
| 00:56:58,250 --> 00:56:59,083 | |
| 等一下散会了 | |
| 1044 | |
| 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,483 | |
| 就到卖衣服那边去找我啊 | |
| 1045 | |
| 00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:01,533 | |
| 就这样子了 | |
| 1046 | |
| 00:57:02,366 --> 00:57:03,599 | |
| 不要到处乱跑啊 | |
| 1047 | |
| 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:07,933 | |
| 哎请帖呢 | |
| 1048 | |
| 00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:10,399 | |
| 请帖哎就这种请帖啊 | |
| 1049 | |
| 00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:12,000 | |
| 通融一下啦 | |
| 1050 | |
| 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,450 | |
| 我也是大夫哎 | |
| 1051 | |
| 00:57:13,683 --> 00:57:14,649 | |
| 你是大夫 | |
| 1052 | |
| 00:57:14,733 --> 00:57:16,999 | |
| 是啊我很聪明的啊 | |
| 1053 | |
| 00:57:17,683 --> 00:57:18,766 | |
| 好吧好吧进去吧 | |
| 1054 | |
| 00:57:18,850 --> 00:57:20,400 | |
| 哇谢谢你啊兄弟 | |
| 1055 | |
| 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,483 | |
| 死到临头还不知道什么 | |
| 1056 | |
| 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,050 | |
| 来来来 | |
| 1057 | |
| 00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:30,449 | |
| 什么刚才上哪去了 | |
| 1058 | |
| 00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:36,933 | |
| 哎大夫哎大夫大夫大夫 | |
| 1059 | |
| 00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:41,399 | |
| 大夫大夫大夫哎呦哎哎呦 | |
| 1060 | |
| 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,000 | |
| 哎呦 | |
| 1061 | |
| 00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:46,566 | |
| 大夫大夫大夫哈哈 | |
| 1062 | |
| 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,566 | |
| 他们说大夫大夫 | |
| 1063 | |
| 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,366 | |
| 我最近发现能把川贝桔梗 | |
| 1064 | |
| 00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:53,166 | |
| 蜂蜜提炼成一种枇杷膏 | |
| 1065 | |
| 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,849 | |
| 功能组织烟酒过多 | |
| 1066 | |
| 00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:55,766 | |
| 睡眠不足 | |
| 1067 | |
| 00:57:55,766 --> 00:57:57,133 | |
| 喉咙痛声音哑 | |
| 1068 | |
| 00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,333 | |
| 一瓶就搞定了 | |
| 1069 | |
| 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:01,283 | |
| 说谁呢我最近啊发现一种植物 | |
| 1070 | |
| 00:58:01,283 --> 00:58:04,449 | |
| 吃了之后呢会大笑大闹生不如死 | |
| 1071 | |
| 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,650 | |
| 而当地的土人呢称之为大麻 | |
| 1072 | |
| 00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:07,733 | |
| 你更乏了 | |
| 1073 | |
| 00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:09,166 | |
| 这个一听就知道差人之不 | |
| 1074 | |
| 00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:10,999 | |
| 我劝你还是自己知道就好 | |
| 1075 | |
| 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,600 | |
| 还是看这个样子不要吃太多了 | |
| 1076 | |
| 00:58:12,883 --> 00:58:15,566 | |
| 身上有没有来点你给妈妈哎 | |
| 1077 | |
| 00:58:15,766 --> 00:58:16,799 | |
| 这位大夫 | |
| 1078 | |
| 00:58:16,933 --> 00:58:18,883 | |
| 未曾见过戴着顶帽子 | |
| 1079 | |
| 00:58:18,883 --> 00:58:20,566 | |
| 兵分两路这么急的 | |
| 1080 | |
| 00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:21,966 | |
| 不知在哪高就 | |
| 1081 | |
| 00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:25,449 | |
| 在下在京城专一妇科是专干女人的哎 | |
| 1082 | |
| 00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:27,933 | |
| 那你最发财啊嘿嘿 | |
| 1083 | |
| 00:58:29,533 --> 00:58:30,683 | |
| 各位各位 | |
| 1084 | |
| 00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,049 | |
| 各位朋友大家好 | |
| 1085 | |
| 00:58:34,283 --> 00:58:36,133 | |
| 欢迎各位收看我们这个天 | |
| 1086 | |
| 00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:37,533 | |
| 外飞仙的解剖 | |
| 1087 | |
| 00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:41,049 | |
| 过程这个飞仙是极其珍贵的 | |
| 1088 | |
| 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,566 | |
| 今晚在这睡觉 | |
| 1089 | |
| 00:58:43,566 --> 00:58:45,449 | |
| 把我东西都弄到地上去了 | |
| 1090 | |
| 00:58:45,650 --> 00:58:47,733 | |
| 让大家能够看得清楚 | |
| 1091 | |
| 00:58:48,366 --> 00:58:52,533 | |
| 我们一连无挽不断的重复重复再重复 | |
| 1092 | |
| 00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:54,166 | |
| 整个的解剖过程 | |
| 1093 | |
| 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,850 | |
| 无求让大家能够 | |
| 1094 | |
| 00:58:56,050 --> 00:58:59,400 | |
| 重复重复再重复的看个仔细 | |
| 1095 | |
| 00:59:00,366 --> 00:59:01,166 | |
| 另外呢 | |
| 1096 | |
| 00:59:01,283 --> 00:59:03,599 | |
| 我们找到发现飞仙的那位农夫 | |
| 1097 | |
| 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,000 | |
| 上来现身说法 | |
| 1098 | |
| 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,049 | |
| 不过呢现在让我们先来访问一下 | |
| 1099 | |
| 00:59:08,050 --> 00:59:09,400 | |
| 这位农夫的母亲 | |
| 1100 | |
| 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,250 | |
| 的隔壁邻居的小孩的那条狗 | |
| 1101 | |
| 00:59:12,366 --> 00:59:13,166 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1102 | |
| 00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:14,083 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1103 | |
| 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,800 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1104 | |
| 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:16,883 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1105 | |
| 00:59:24,883 --> 00:59:26,449 | |
| one two three two | |
| 1106 | |
| 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,566 | |
| we are啊 | |
| 1107 | |
| 00:59:33,683 --> 00:59:34,566 | |
| 吓我一跳 | |
| 1108 | |
| 00:59:36,566 --> 00:59:38,449 | |
| 天外飞仙的眼睛怎么那么大啊 | |
| 1109 | |
| 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:40,766 | |
| 这样是不是看得清楚一点啊他翅膀呢 | |
| 1110 | |
| 00:59:40,766 --> 00:59:43,049 | |
| 没有翅膀怎么飞啊哦长得真奇怪 | |
| 1111 | |
| 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:45,083 | |
| 不会吧跟我长得差不多嘛 | |
| 1112 | |
| 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,649 | |
| 对跟你一样丑 | |
| 1113 | |
| 00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,733 | |
| 哎你干嘛啊 | |
| 1114 | |
| 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,933 | |
| 哦我在检查他的性别 | |
| 1115 | |
| 00:59:50,933 --> 00:59:53,483 | |
| 应该是个女的他本来就是女的 | |
| 1116 | |
| 00:59:53,483 --> 00:59:55,249 | |
| 我还知道他身患六甲呢 | |
| 1117 | |
| 00:59:55,683 --> 00:59:56,483 | |
| 哎你干什么 | |
| 1118 | |
| 00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:58,249 | |
| 我看看胎儿是男的还是女的 | |
| 1119 | |
| 00:59:58,683 --> 01:00:00,999 | |
| 你不懂就不要在这里瞎搅作了 | |
| 1120 | |
| 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,933 | |
| 用你的脚趾头好像这也不妇科大夫 | |
| 1121 | |
| 01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,049 | |
| 就是他了 | |
| 1122 | |
| 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,883 | |
| 哎动手啊快点动手啊 | |
| 1123 | |
| 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,083 | |
| 不然我开点药给他吃好吗 | |
| 1124 | |
| 01:00:24,050 --> 01:00:26,050 | |
| 你会不会解剖啊我会啊 | |
| 1125 | |
| 01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,533 | |
| 快拿这把刀动手啊 | |
| 1126 | |
| 01:00:27,933 --> 01:00:29,449 | |
| 动手就动手怕你啊 | |
| 1127 | |
| 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,683 | |
| 不过可不可以用这把啊 | |
| 1128 | |
| 01:00:37,650 --> 01:00:39,083 | |
| 先不要动手啊 | |
| 1129 | |
| 01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:41,199 | |
| 你会不会解剖啊 | |
| 1130 | |
| 01:00:41,366 --> 01:00:43,933 | |
| 从喉咙一刀下去先放血才对嘛 | |
| 1131 | |
| 01:00:44,133 --> 01:00:46,249 | |
| 还要你说我早知道了哼 | |
| 1132 | |
| 01:00:46,766 --> 01:00:48,966 | |
| 就是不如你来吧 | |
| 1133 | |
| 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,683 | |
| 其实我不是大夫我是杀猪的 | |
| 1134 | |
| 01:00:51,733 --> 01:00:54,683 | |
| 你这个胆小鬼不要找借口来让我来 | |
| 1135 | |
| 01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,050 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1136 | |
| 01:01:07,683 --> 01:01:09,733 | |
| 什么真的都杀了呀 | |
| 1137 | |
| 01:01:23,133 --> 01:01:23,933 | |
| 滚 | |
| 1138 | |
| 01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:36,600 | |
| 这么久你搞定了没啊 | |
| 1139 | |
| 01:01:36,933 --> 01:01:38,649 | |
| 你问的好刚刚搞定 | |
| 1140 | |
| 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,683 | |
| 新娘吓人啊 | |
| 1141 | |
| 01:01:45,483 --> 01:01:48,849 | |
| 等等啊干嘛啊 | |
| 1142 | |
| 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,566 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1143 | |
| 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,050 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1144 | |
| 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,200 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1145 | |
| 01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:59,133 | |
| 啊啊啊啊 | |
| 1146 | |
| 01:01:59,566 --> 01:02:00,966 | |
| 皇上的声音啊 | |
| 1147 | |
| 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:06,083 | |
| 啊啊啊皇上我就猜到是你了 | |
| 1148 | |
| 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,683 | |
| 是谁砍我啊有人砍你啊 | |
| 1149 | |
| 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,250 | |
| NO就是他 | |
| 1150 | |
| 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,883 | |
| 可是这把刀是他的 | |
| 1151 | |
| 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,050 | |
| 又是他给我滚的我要回砍你两刀 | |
| 1152 | |
| 01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:18,449 | |
| 怎么会这样子呢 | |
| 1153 | |
| 01:02:18,450 --> 01:02:20,083 | |
| 你一人拿刀干什么呀 | |
| 1154 | |
| 01:02:20,366 --> 01:02:23,566 | |
| 冷静啊果然有阴谋 | |
| 1155 | |
| 01:02:23,683 --> 01:02:25,566 | |
| 阴谋皇上 | |
| 1156 | |
| 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,000 | |
| 今日就让我凌凌发来保护你 | |
| 1157 | |
| 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:39,166 | |
| 哇连我的刀都吸走这么厉害啊 | |
| 1158 | |
| 01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:40,249 | |
| 哎来一个人一把 | |
| 1159 | |
| 01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:42,600 | |
| 皇上先不要把那碗是我的啊 | |
| 1160 | |
| 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,566 | |
| 哎哎你们等一等啊啊哈 | |
| 1161 | |
| 01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:47,533 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1162 | |
| 01:02:54,733 --> 01:02:56,883 | |
| 哦不要小看我们大夫 | |
| 1163 | |
| 01:02:56,883 --> 01:02:58,966 | |
| 不免是拿刀混饭吃的 | |
| 1164 | |
| 01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:00,799 | |
| 回家打 | |
| 1165 | |
| 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:02,366 | |
| 不要太生气 | |
| 1166 | |
| 01:03:02,483 --> 01:03:04,683 | |
| 先喝口水那些人全死了 | |
| 1167 | |
| 01:03:04,683 --> 01:03:10,399 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈何方妖怪哈哈哈 | |
| 1168 | |
| 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,533 | |
| 别叫我老猪刀法 | |
| 1169 | |
| 01:03:13,283 --> 01:03:14,333 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1170 | |
| 01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,333 | |
| 哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1171 | |
| 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,333 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我跟你拼了 | |
| 1172 | |
| 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,333 | |
| 这把刀是我的啊哈哈 | |
| 1173 | |
| 01:03:26,283 --> 01:03:29,333 | |
| 哈哈咦啊啊啊啊 | |
| 1174 | |
| 01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,133 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1175 | |
| 01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:33,966 | |
| 啊啊啊 | |
| 1176 | |
| 01:03:35,533 --> 01:03:36,333 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1177 | |
| 01:03:43,766 --> 01:03:45,566 | |
| 我怕大家精神污染 | |
| 1178 | |
| 01:03:47,650 --> 01:03:50,800 | |
| 哈哈哈啊啊啊 | |
| 1179 | |
| 01:03:50,883 --> 01:04:02,483 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1180 | |
| 01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:06,566 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 1181 | |
| 01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:15,966 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1182 | |
| 01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:17,883 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1183 | |
| 01:04:28,450 --> 01:04:30,650 | |
| 哈哈哈呀 | |
| 1184 | |
| 01:04:32,733 --> 01:04:34,283 | |
| 啊这么厉害啊 | |
| 1185 | |
| 01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:36,883 | |
| 住手 | |
| 1186 | |
| 01:04:40,133 --> 01:04:41,283 | |
| 你有没有搞错啊 | |
| 1187 | |
| 01:04:41,566 --> 01:04:43,133 | |
| 外面一直打的都是我 | |
| 1188 | |
| 01:04:43,283 --> 01:04:44,083 | |
| 大哥 | |
| 1189 | |
| 01:04:45,133 --> 01:04:47,849 | |
| 你那双大脚在下面全穿帮了 | |
| 1190 | |
| 01:04:47,850 --> 01:04:49,366 | |
| 真以为我是笨蛋呢啊 | |
| 1191 | |
| 01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:50,733 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1192 | |
| 01:04:51,483 --> 01:04:56,333 | |
| 啊快快快快快快啊啊 | |
| 1193 | |
| 01:04:57,050 --> 01:05:03,766 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1194 | |
| 01:05:07,483 --> 01:05:08,283 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1195 | |
| 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,850 | |
| 哈原来只有他一个 | |
| 1196 | |
| 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,166 | |
| 啊啊啊 | |
| 1197 | |
| 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:25,199 | |
| 我的哎呀哇啊啊啊啊啊 | |
| 1198 | |
| 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,766 | |
| 我知道同性相斥啊啊啊 | |
| 1199 | |
| 01:05:32,483 --> 01:05:33,283 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1200 | |
| 01:05:33,966 --> 01:05:37,399 | |
| 哎呀阿爸你怎么样怎么样 | |
| 1201 | |
| 01:05:37,483 --> 01:05:39,966 | |
| 这个姿势啊真的是很了不起啊 | |
| 1202 | |
| 01:05:49,883 --> 01:05:50,933 | |
| 哈哈惨了 | |
| 1203 | |
| 01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:58,450 | |
| 异性相吸啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1204 | |
| 01:05:59,566 --> 01:06:00,566 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1205 | |
| 01:06:01,366 --> 01:06:04,366 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈啊 | |
| 1206 | |
| 01:06:05,650 --> 01:06:06,450 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1207 | |
| 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,400 | |
| 又同心相斥了好哎 | |
| 1208 | |
| 01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:11,333 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1209 | |
| 01:06:12,050 --> 01:06:15,050 | |
| 啊啊哈哈哈 | |
| 1210 | |
| 01:06:15,883 --> 01:06:17,133 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1211 | |
| 01:06:18,883 --> 01:06:21,799 | |
| 呀啊有没有搞错啊 | |
| 1212 | |
| 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:23,400 | |
| 打 | |
| 1213 | |
| 01:06:23,533 --> 01:06:24,449 | |
| 打打打呀 | |
| 1214 | |
| 01:06:25,483 --> 01:06:26,849 | |
| 那没有刀吗 | |
| 1215 | |
| 01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:30,966 | |
| 呀呀呀 | |
| 1216 | |
| 01:06:34,966 --> 01:06:35,849 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1217 | |
| 01:06:37,483 --> 01:06:38,483 | |
| 哎呀 | |
| 1218 | |
| 01:06:39,366 --> 01:06:47,649 | |
| 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 | |
| 1219 | |
| 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,200 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1220 | |
| 01:06:50,366 --> 01:06:52,166 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1221 | |
| 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:54,800 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1222 | |
| 01:06:56,366 --> 01:06:57,166 | |
| 哎呦 | |
| 1223 | |
| 01:06:57,450 --> 01:06:58,850 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1224 | |
| 01:06:59,733 --> 01:07:00,533 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1225 | |
| 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:04,599 | |
| 耶哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1226 | |
| 01:07:05,533 --> 01:07:08,733 | |
| 哎呀阿爸你小子有一套啊小皇上 | |
| 1227 | |
| 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,399 | |
| 不过还是赶快走吧啊 | |
| 1228 | |
| 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,250 | |
| 齐家走了 | |
| 1229 | |
| 01:07:23,850 --> 01:07:24,650 | |
| 老婆 | |
| 1230 | |
| 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,133 | |
| 完了不会吧你老婆也来了吗 | |
| 1231 | |
| 01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,849 | |
| 介绍跟我认识认识先回去这里很危险 | |
| 1232 | |
| 01:07:45,366 --> 01:07:46,166 | |
| 嘿嘿 | |
| 1233 | |
| 01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,083 | |
| 怎么还有一个活着 | |
| 1234 | |
| 01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:53,933 | |
| 难道儿子在里面有意外 | |
| 1235 | |
| 01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:57,333 | |
| 我老婆呢满地都是你自个扫吧 | |
| 1236 | |
| 01:07:57,450 --> 01:07:59,650 | |
| 嘿嘿不要说那么多杀死他哎哎 | |
| 1237 | |
| 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:02,800 | |
| 呀 | |
| 1238 | |
| 01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:04,333 | |
| 哎呀 | |
| 1239 | |
| 01:08:14,283 --> 01:08:16,133 | |
| 你躲到哪里都得死 | |
| 1240 | |
| 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,766 | |
| 哎呀呀 | |
| 1241 | |
| 01:08:43,050 --> 01:08:44,000 | |
| 哈哈 | |
| 1242 | |
| 01:08:44,933 --> 01:08:45,733 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1243 | |
| 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,283 | |
| 直升机 | |
| 1244 | |
| 01:08:51,883 --> 01:08:53,849 | |
| 吓死他啊 | |
| 1245 | |
| 01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:57,883 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1246 | |
| 01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,450 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1247 | |
| 01:09:02,650 --> 01:09:06,166 | |
| 龙卷风摧毁停车场到底是哪里的梗啊 | |
| 1248 | |
| 01:09:10,683 --> 01:09:11,483 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1249 | |
| 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,200 | |
| 哇怎么这么夸张 | |
| 1250 | |
| 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,400 | |
| 一点都不夸张 | |
| 1251 | |
| 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,800 | |
| 简直是超越时空的发明啊 | |
| 1252 | |
| 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:23,333 | |
| 啊哈 | |
| 1253 | |
| 01:09:23,966 --> 01:09:24,966 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1254 | |
| 01:09:26,283 --> 01:09:28,966 | |
| 啊啊啊 | |
| 1255 | |
| 01:09:30,050 --> 01:09:31,333 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1256 | |
| 01:09:32,366 --> 01:09:33,599 | |
| 有没有搞错 | |
| 1257 | |
| 01:09:34,283 --> 01:09:38,599 | |
| 啊什么啊啊 | |
| 1258 | |
| 01:09:40,566 --> 01:09:41,366 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1259 | |
| 01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,199 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1260 | |
| 01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:55,966 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1261 | |
| 01:09:56,450 --> 01:09:57,250 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1262 | |
| 01:09:58,650 --> 01:09:59,766 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1263 | |
| 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,566 | |
| 这就是主角光环他的嘴巴都没肿 | |
| 1264 | |
| 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,283 | |
| 老公啊 | |
| 1265 | |
| 01:10:26,050 --> 01:10:27,050 | |
| 老公 | |
| 1266 | |
| 01:10:28,883 --> 01:10:30,649 | |
| 怎么会一模一样的衣服啊 | |
| 1267 | |
| 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,000 | |
| 老婆 | |
| 1268 | |
| 01:10:34,483 --> 01:10:35,399 | |
| 老公 | |
| 1269 | |
| 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,050 | |
| 跑到哪里去了啊 | |
| 1270 | |
| 01:10:44,133 --> 01:10:46,483 | |
| 老公我刚才碰到隔壁村的姐姐 | |
| 1271 | |
| 01:10:46,483 --> 01:10:47,766 | |
| 他说隔壁村的大减价 | |
| 1272 | |
| 01:10:47,766 --> 01:10:49,166 | |
| 就带我去抢购了吗 | |
| 1273 | |
| 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,766 | |
| 你在这干嘛 | |
| 1274 | |
| 01:10:50,933 --> 01:10:52,799 | |
| 我在找你啊 | |
| 1275 | |
| 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,083 | |
| 这里怎么好像失火似的 | |
| 1276 | |
| 01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:56,766 | |
| 刚刚在这烤东西吃啊 | |
| 1277 | |
| 01:10:57,483 --> 01:10:59,199 | |
| 烤东西吃烤鸡翅膀 | |
| 1278 | |
| 01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:01,450 | |
| 那这些人怎么全部都躺在地上 | |
| 1279 | |
| 01:11:01,483 --> 01:11:02,733 | |
| 呃吃饱了吗 | |
| 1280 | |
| 01:11:02,733 --> 01:11:04,166 | |
| 躺一下很正常啊 | |
| 1281 | |
| 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,650 | |
| 你又是怎么搞的这么狼狈 | |
| 1282 | |
| 01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:08,000 | |
| 衣服还弄得破破烂烂的 | |
| 1283 | |
| 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,250 | |
| 到底怎么回事啊 | |
| 1284 | |
| 01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:11,133 | |
| 刚刚全村人烤一只鸡翅膀 | |
| 1285 | |
| 01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:13,449 | |
| 我抢的太厉害就搞成这样了 | |
| 1286 | |
| 01:11:13,933 --> 01:11:16,566 | |
| 你你以为我是傻瓜哎 | |
| 1287 | |
| 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:21,133 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1288 | |
| 01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:22,766 | |
| 你 | |
| 1289 | |
| 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,050 | |
| 老婆 | |
| 1290 | |
| 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,000 | |
| 你 | |
| 1291 | |
| 01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:32,733 | |
| 你这件皮衣哪买的啊 | |
| 1292 | |
| 01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,283 | |
| 这件嗯 | |
| 1293 | |
| 01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:37,849 | |
| 这件你喜欢你就拿去穿吧 | |
| 1294 | |
| 01:11:37,933 --> 01:11:39,999 | |
| 哎呀我不是喜欢你这件皮衣 | |
| 1295 | |
| 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,283 | |
| 也不是想占你的便宜 | |
| 1296 | |
| 01:11:41,283 --> 01:11:42,533 | |
| 如果我想要你的皮衣的话 | |
| 1297 | |
| 01:11:42,533 --> 01:11:43,999 | |
| 我就会叫我老公买给我 | |
| 1298 | |
| 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,450 | |
| 我老公很有钱哎 | |
| 1299 | |
| 01:11:45,683 --> 01:11:48,366 | |
| 我是想告诉你这件衣服跟你根本不配 | |
| 1300 | |
| 01:11:48,366 --> 01:11:49,999 | |
| 光是颜色就不适合 | |
| 1301 | |
| 01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,766 | |
| 如果你的肚子这么大的话 | |
| 1302 | |
| 01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:54,049 | |
| 就不要穿这件衣服吗 | |
| 1303 | |
| 01:11:55,533 --> 01:11:57,683 | |
| 扎个头发是什么样子嘛 | |
| 1304 | |
| 01:11:57,683 --> 01:11:58,933 | |
| 对对衣服 | |
| 1305 | |
| 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,450 | |
| 我们我们可以到隔壁村去看看呢 | |
| 1306 | |
| 01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:02,683 | |
| 哎走走走走 | |
| 1307 | |
| 01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:04,366 | |
| 走 | |
| 1308 | |
| 01:12:10,650 --> 01:12:12,533 | |
| 我老婆嗯 | |
| 1309 | |
| 01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:15,733 | |
| 很有内涵 | |
| 1310 | |
| 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,133 | |
| 是啊她是很好 | |
| 1311 | |
| 01:12:22,050 --> 01:12:25,483 | |
| 大哥哈哈哈哈他的眼神怎么了 | |
| 1312 | |
| 01:12:25,483 --> 01:12:29,333 | |
| 感觉要虐了哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1313 | |
| 01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:38,133 | |
| 喝瓜子哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1314 | |
| 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,600 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1315 | |
| 01:12:43,683 --> 01:12:52,249 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1316 | |
| 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,049 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1317 | |
| 01:12:55,166 --> 01:13:02,449 | |
| 哈哈哈最经典的恰恰焦糖瓜子哈哈 | |
| 1318 | |
| 01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:08,850 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈 | |
| 1319 | |
| 01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,766 | |
| 哈老公 | |
| 1320 | |
| 01:13:11,966 --> 01:13:13,966 | |
| 你从今天早上回来笑到现在 | |
| 1321 | |
| 01:13:13,966 --> 01:13:15,933 | |
| 有什么事情这么好笑的 | |
| 1322 | |
| 01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:20,649 | |
| 哈哈哈早上看到一个肥婆掉到水沟里 | |
| 1323 | |
| 01:13:20,766 --> 01:13:21,333 | |
| 哈哈 | |
| 1324 | |
| 01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:24,683 | |
| 肥婆掉进水沟里头有什么好笑的 | |
| 1325 | |
| 01:13:24,683 --> 01:13:28,249 | |
| 哈哈哈肥婆啊哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1326 | |
| 01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:35,800 | |
| 水沟啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1327 | |
| 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,533 | |
| 这么着眼 | |
| 1328 | |
| 01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:38,733 | |
| 哈哈哈哈你听我说 | |
| 1329 | |
| 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:41,566 | |
| 三餐都是粗茶淡饭 | |
| 1330 | |
| 01:13:42,533 --> 01:13:43,733 | |
| 你会不会介意啊 | |
| 1331 | |
| 01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:45,133 | |
| 看你喽 | |
| 1332 | |
| 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,683 | |
| 如果你一天不介意吃我煮的菜 | |
| 1333 | |
| 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,283 | |
| 我也无所谓了 | |
| 1334 | |
| 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,166 | |
| 没饼干就要进水沟 | |
| 1335 | |
| 01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:53,766 | |
| 我除了有一些伟大 | |
| 1336 | |
| 01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,766 | |
| 旷世的发明送给你之外呢 | |
| 1337 | |
| 01:13:55,850 --> 01:13:57,850 | |
| 连一颗宝石都没送给你 | |
| 1338 | |
| 01:13:57,966 --> 01:13:59,999 | |
| 你有没有意见你说我有意见 | |
| 1339 | |
| 01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,000 | |
| 那个什么扫把拖鞋啊 | |
| 1340 | |
| 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,250 | |
| 搞得我要用两只脚扫地 | |
| 1341 | |
| 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,999 | |
| 白白空出两只手来 | |
| 1342 | |
| 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,650 | |
| 结果呢一只手要擦窗户 | |
| 1343 | |
| 01:14:07,650 --> 01:14:09,400 | |
| 另外一只手还要洗衣服 | |
| 1344 | |
| 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,366 | |
| 不知道有多麻烦啊 | |
| 1345 | |
| 01:14:11,366 --> 01:14:13,449 | |
| 你终于发现了对啊对啊 | |
| 1346 | |
| 01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:16,566 | |
| 还有啊你那台烂抽油烟机怎么样啊 | |
| 1347 | |
| 01:14:16,733 --> 01:14:19,966 | |
| 我实在懒得跟你讲我讲就有气 | |
| 1348 | |
| 01:14:19,966 --> 01:14:21,599 | |
| 应该的你呀 | |
| 1349 | |
| 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,200 | |
| 到底藏了什么宝石 | |
| 1350 | |
| 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,800 | |
| 赶快拿出来给我看 | |
| 1351 | |
| 01:14:37,483 --> 01:14:38,566 | |
| 真的假的 | |
| 1352 | |
| 01:14:40,966 --> 01:14:41,766 | |
| 老婆 | |
| 1353 | |
| 01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:46,883 | |
| 你怎么了 | |
| 1354 | |
| 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:48,533 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1355 | |
| 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,200 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1356 | |
| 01:14:51,450 --> 01:14:53,483 | |
| 你是不是抢劫啊 | |
| 1357 | |
| 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:57,250 | |
| 我我没有抢劫啊 | |
| 1358 | |
| 01:14:57,766 --> 01:14:59,733 | |
| 因为我医好了一个很有钱的病人 | |
| 1359 | |
| 01:14:59,733 --> 01:14:59,999 | |
| 他拿了 | |
| 1360 | |
| 01:15:00,050 --> 01:15:02,366 | |
| 很多医药费给我我买来送给你的 | |
| 1361 | |
| 01:15:03,133 --> 01:15:03,933 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1362 | |
| 01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:05,566 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1363 | |
| 01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:15,449 | |
| 啊啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1364 | |
| 01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:19,200 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1365 | |
| 01:15:19,483 --> 01:15:23,133 | |
| 怎么有点好笑你不要过来你不要管我 | |
| 1366 | |
| 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,133 | |
| 你没事吧 | |
| 1367 | |
| 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,366 | |
| 我一时太开心了不能控制自己 | |
| 1368 | |
| 01:15:28,683 --> 01:15:30,883 | |
| 就跟我抢了太漂亮了 | |
| 1369 | |
| 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,083 | |
| 我爱你老公 | |
| 1370 | |
| 01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:37,366 | |
| 我也爱你 | |
| 1371 | |
| 01:15:37,683 --> 01:15:38,849 | |
| 一生一世 | |
| 1372 | |
| 01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:43,566 | |
| 好甜呐 | |
| 1373 | |
| 01:15:47,283 --> 01:15:49,483 | |
| 阿发我听说城里面最大的一家妓院 | |
| 1374 | |
| 01:15:49,483 --> 01:15:50,483 | |
| 混血雅旭 | |
| 1375 | |
| 01:15:50,483 --> 01:15:52,049 | |
| 新来了一位巾帼美女 | |
| 1376 | |
| 01:15:52,050 --> 01:15:53,050 | |
| 叫做秦操 | |
| 1377 | |
| 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:55,083 | |
| 哇又秦又操 | |
| 1378 | |
| 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,283 | |
| 光听这个名字就让人流鼻血了 | |
| 1379 | |
| 01:15:57,283 --> 01:15:58,533 | |
| 你尽快去查查他的底 | |
| 1380 | |
| 01:15:58,533 --> 01:16:00,449 | |
| 如果没有问题就带他来给我 | |
| 1381 | |
| 01:16:00,850 --> 01:16:01,283 | |
| 不会吧 | |
| 1382 | |
| 01:16:01,283 --> 01:16:04,366 | |
| 皇上这次怎么派这么好的任务给我 | |
| 1383 | |
| 01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:06,766 | |
| 你是我的亲戚吗 | |
| 1384 | |
| 01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:10,366 | |
| 而且人人都知道你又专情又疼老婆 | |
| 1385 | |
| 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,483 | |
| 绝不会抢我的女人 | |
| 1386 | |
| 01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,533 | |
| 完了他不会要出轨吧 | |
| 1387 | |
| 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,533 | |
| 尽恕微臣直言 | |
| 1388 | |
| 01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:18,849 | |
| 皇上已经有后宫佳丽三千 | |
| 1389 | |
| 01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:21,449 | |
| 为什么还要出去偷吃呢 | |
| 1390 | |
| 01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:38,883 | |
| 皇上你家里的哈 | |
| 1391 | |
| 01:16:45,050 --> 01:16:45,850 | |
| 哈哈 | |
| 1392 | |
| 01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:49,133 | |
| 这个人是不是这个啊 | |
| 1393 | |
| 01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,883 | |
| 怎么关心我 | |
| 1394 | |
| 01:16:58,050 --> 01:16:59,766 | |
| 哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1395 | |
| 01:17:00,566 --> 01:17:02,483 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1396 | |
| 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:12,600 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 1397 | |
| 01:17:13,733 --> 01:17:14,766 | |
| 完全明白 | |
| 1398 | |
| 01:17:15,850 --> 01:17:17,050 | |
| 皇上你再撑着点 | |
| 1399 | |
| 01:17:18,650 --> 01:17:23,966 | |
| 啊哈哈哈尽快为你搞定哈哈哈 | |
| 1400 | |
| 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,483 | |
| 滚回去代购前再来入会 | |
| 1401 | |
| 01:17:30,883 --> 01:17:31,883 | |
| 岂有此理 | |
| 1402 | |
| 01:17:31,883 --> 01:17:33,366 | |
| 我玩女人这么多年了 | |
| 1403 | |
| 01:17:33,366 --> 01:17:34,733 | |
| 没有像今天这么没面子 | |
| 1404 | |
| 01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,649 | |
| 老子带人来砸他的场子好不好 | |
| 1405 | |
| 01:17:37,566 --> 01:17:38,733 | |
| 闭嘴 | |
| 1406 | |
| 01:17:39,366 --> 01:17:41,399 | |
| 岂有此理岂有此理 | |
| 1407 | |
| 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,333 | |
| 岂有此理 | |
| 1408 | |
| 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,766 | |
| 我还以为大张伟呢 | |
| 1409 | |
| 01:17:48,850 --> 01:17:49,966 | |
| 怎么样啊 | |
| 1410 | |
| 01:17:50,483 --> 01:17:51,933 | |
| 我很想打人 | |
| 1411 | |
| 01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:54,883 | |
| 能不能让我狠狠的赏他几耳光 | |
| 1412 | |
| 01:17:54,883 --> 01:17:56,449 | |
| 几耳光了出来了 | |
| 1413 | |
| 01:17:56,450 --> 01:17:58,533 | |
| 金国家里出场了 | |
| 1414 | |
| 01:18:00,483 --> 01:18:02,283 | |
| 看看我看看 | |
| 1415 | |
| 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,200 | |
| 哇 | |
| 1416 | |
| 01:18:10,883 --> 01:18:13,399 | |
| 啊够风骚啊啊 | |
| 1417 | |
| 01:18:18,566 --> 01:18:19,533 | |
| 啊这是外 | |
| 1418 | |
| 01:18:22,683 --> 01:18:23,683 | |
| 小姐 | |
| 1419 | |
| 01:18:24,483 --> 01:18:25,849 | |
| 想不想跳支舞啊 | |
| 1420 | |
| 01:18:40,366 --> 01:18:41,166 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1421 | |
| 01:18:49,966 --> 01:18:51,599 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 1422 | |
| 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:20,449 | |
| 哈哈哈哦原来真是幻想啊 | |
| 1423 | |
| 01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,050 | |
| 怎么 | |
| 1424 | |
| 01:19:22,566 --> 01:19:25,533 | |
| 你站在那既不动也不出声 | |
| 1425 | |
| 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,283 | |
| 你是不会跳舞呢还是不会说话呀 | |
| 1426 | |
| 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,399 | |
| 我不认识你 | |
| 1427 | |
| 01:19:33,683 --> 01:19:36,799 | |
| 我姓秦单名一个操 | |
| 1428 | |
| 01:19:38,450 --> 01:19:41,483 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1429 | |
| 01:19:41,533 --> 01:19:45,199 | |
| 哎阿爸哎好多女人啊哎哎阿爸 | |
| 1430 | |
| 01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:47,366 | |
| 阿爸阿爸 | |
| 1431 | |
| 01:19:47,766 --> 01:19:49,366 | |
| 哎呦哎呦 | |
| 1432 | |
| 01:19:49,883 --> 01:19:58,366 | |
| 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哇塞美女 | |
| 1433 | |
| 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,733 | |
| 老婆老公你回来了 | |
| 1434 | |
| 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:06,083 | |
| 哈哈哇 | |
| 1435 | |
| 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:09,133 | |
| 老公啊 | |
| 1436 | |
| 01:20:09,133 --> 01:20:11,366 | |
| 我做了一件衣服准备生日那天来穿 | |
| 1437 | |
| 01:20:11,366 --> 01:20:12,566 | |
| 你看漂不漂亮 | |
| 1438 | |
| 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:15,683 | |
| 哇红红绿绿的好花俏啊 | |
| 1439 | |
| 01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:19,249 | |
| 干嘛他精神出轨了 | |
| 1440 | |
| 01:20:19,283 --> 01:20:21,166 | |
| 跟亲戚朋友一起来吃饭 | |
| 1441 | |
| 01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:23,449 | |
| 你呀要记得早点回来知不知道 | |
| 1442 | |
| 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:26,933 | |
| 记不记得啊 | |
| 1443 | |
| 01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,966 | |
| 闻到香味了 | |
| 1444 | |
| 01:20:36,283 --> 01:20:37,083 | |
| 老公 | |
| 1445 | |
| 01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:39,566 | |
| 怎么你的身上会有香味啊 | |
| 1446 | |
| 01:20:39,566 --> 01:20:41,133 | |
| 怎么你的身上有香味啊 | |
| 1447 | |
| 01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:42,483 | |
| 你的鼻子还真灵 | |
| 1448 | |
| 01:20:42,650 --> 01:20:44,566 | |
| 我特地买了胭脂水粉送你 | |
| 1449 | |
| 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,333 | |
| 你为什么要买胭脂水粉送给我呢 | |
| 1450 | |
| 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:48,366 | |
| 你生日嘛 | |
| 1451 | |
| 01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:50,249 | |
| 哈哈哈好乖 | |
| 1452 | |
| 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:53,966 | |
| 他成为慧娴雅旭的新会员哈哈哈哈 | |
| 1453 | |
| 01:20:54,133 --> 01:20:55,999 | |
| 啊看到阁下的样子 | |
| 1454 | |
| 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,200 | |
| 我眼下好像有一点 | |
| 1455 | |
| 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,566 | |
| 不知道是什么时分的心里面有 | |
| 1456 | |
| 01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:02,483 | |
| 感觉到有一些神奇的 | |
| 1457 | |
| 01:21:02,766 --> 01:21:03,249 | |
| 那种 | |
| 1458 | |
| 01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:05,966 | |
| 当然就是想狠狠打几个耳光的那种啊 | |
| 1459 | |
| 01:21:06,366 --> 01:21:07,249 | |
| 哦 | |
| 1460 | |
| 01:21:07,533 --> 01:21:12,566 | |
| 哈哈哈是了是了是了啊是了是了是了 | |
| 1461 | |
| 01:21:12,566 --> 01:21:14,366 | |
| 哎呀对啦 | |
| 1462 | |
| 01:21:14,483 --> 01:21:16,333 | |
| 你们这里是不是有一位情操姑娘 | |
| 1463 | |
| 01:21:16,366 --> 01:21:18,649 | |
| 有有我想马上见他 | |
| 1464 | |
| 01:21:18,650 --> 01:21:20,283 | |
| 你想见情操姑娘啊 | |
| 1465 | |
| 01:21:20,533 --> 01:21:22,799 | |
| 这里所有的人都要见情操姑娘 | |
| 1466 | |
| 01:21:23,366 --> 01:21:26,733 | |
| 排队了别以为自己英俊又有才华 | |
| 1467 | |
| 01:21:26,733 --> 01:21:27,883 | |
| 就可以不用排队了 | |
| 1468 | |
| 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,199 | |
| 有才华也让你看出来 | |
| 1469 | |
| 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,683 | |
| 我还看得出你很真诚 | |
| 1470 | |
| 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:32,399 | |
| 又有爱心 | |
| 1471 | |
| 01:21:32,533 --> 01:21:33,683 | |
| 当朋友真是一流 | |
| 1472 | |
| 01:21:33,933 --> 01:21:35,249 | |
| 糟了求让你们看出来 | |
| 1473 | |
| 01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:36,566 | |
| 那我一定要请吃饭喽 | |
| 1474 | |
| 01:21:36,733 --> 01:21:38,049 | |
| 当然要了 | |
| 1475 | |
| 01:21:38,083 --> 01:21:41,849 | |
| 排队吧这臭小子还想插队 | |
| 1476 | |
| 01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,050 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 1477 | |
| 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,249 | |
| 哇哦哇耶 | |
| 1478 | |
| 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,933 | |
| 看看哇哦 | |
| 1479 | |
| 01:22:02,483 --> 01:22:03,999 | |
| 完了变心了 | |
| 1480 | |
| 01:22:05,366 --> 01:22:09,283 | |
| 哎大家冷静点冷静点冷静点 | |
| 1481 | |
| 01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,766 | |
| 秦涛姑娘说想请大家喝一杯酒 | |
| 1482 | |
| 01:22:12,766 --> 01:22:14,483 | |
| 先到那边去拿个杯子 | |
| 1483 | |
| 01:22:16,883 --> 01:22:18,733 | |
| 这边这边哈 | |
| 1484 | |
| 01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:25,050 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1485 | |
| 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,200 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1486 | |
| 01:22:30,133 --> 01:22:30,999 | |
| 好酒 | |
| 1487 | |
| 01:22:32,933 --> 01:22:35,133 | |
| 所谓葡萄美酒夜光杯 | |
| 1488 | |
| 01:22:35,133 --> 01:22:37,133 | |
| 欲饮琵琶马上催 | |
| 1489 | |
| 01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:38,450 | |
| 这杯葡萄酒 | |
| 1490 | |
| 01:22:39,133 --> 01:22:40,399 | |
| 芳香醇厚 | |
| 1491 | |
| 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,083 | |
| 应该有100多年的历史了 | |
| 1492 | |
| 01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:45,133 | |
| 相信是西域上贡给周穆王的贡 | |
| 1493 | |
| 01:22:45,683 --> 01:22:47,166 | |
| 哎兄弟真的那么有价值啊 | |
| 1494 | |
| 01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:48,249 | |
| 太夸了其词了吧 | |
| 1495 | |
| 01:22:48,450 --> 01:22:50,533 | |
| 你完全错了酸的味蕾呢 | |
| 1496 | |
| 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,999 | |
| 就分布在舌头的两侧 | |
| 1497 | |
| 01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:53,599 | |
| 所以我们品尝美酒的时候 | |
| 1498 | |
| 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,483 | |
| 要把舌头卷成一圈 | |
| 1499 | |
| 01:22:57,933 --> 01:22:59,799 | |
| 你差的远了有的练了 | |
| 1500 | |
| 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:03,483 | |
| 这样就可以避 | |
| 1501 | |
| 01:23:03,483 --> 01:23:04,849 | |
| 开两边酸的味蕾 | |
| 1502 | |
| 01:23:05,050 --> 01:23:07,800 | |
| 而让酒在甜跟苦的味蕾之间徘徊 | |
| 1503 | |
| 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,600 | |
| 先甜后苦 | |
| 1504 | |
| 01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:11,133 | |
| 易苦易甜 | |
| 1505 | |
| 01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:13,933 | |
| 就好像 | |
| 1506 | |
| 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,366 | |
| 初恋的感觉一样 | |
| 1507 | |
| 01:23:20,933 --> 01:23:22,449 | |
| 好像很不舒服似的 | |
| 1508 | |
| 01:23:22,966 --> 01:23:25,883 | |
| 又坐立难安莫非挂念家中娇妻 | |
| 1509 | |
| 01:23:26,050 --> 01:23:28,800 | |
| 姑娘怎知我家中已有 | |
| 1510 | |
| 01:23:29,283 --> 01:23:30,083 | |
| 妻子啊 | |
| 1511 | |
| 01:23:31,050 --> 01:23:34,683 | |
| 拿出来真的要我拿出来拿 | |
| 1512 | |
| 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,333 | |
| 送给你 | |
| 1513 | |
| 01:23:39,483 --> 01:23:41,449 | |
| 什么否有时间留下 | |
| 1514 | |
| 01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:43,649 | |
| 促膝长要这样作践自己 | |
| 1515 | |
| 01:23:43,733 --> 01:23:45,449 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 1516 | |
| 01:23:46,133 --> 01:23:48,333 | |
| 控制自己死就死吧谁怕谁啊 | |
| 1517 | |
| 01:23:49,366 --> 01:23:50,933 | |
| 哎哎哎多吃点啊 | |
| 1518 | |
| 01:23:54,133 --> 01:23:54,933 | |
| 好好好 | |
| 1519 | |
| 01:23:56,533 --> 01:23:59,649 | |
| 哎呀怎么回事我没告诉你吗 | |
| 1520 | |
| 01:24:00,366 --> 01:24:01,766 | |
| 那是有一种叫做 | |
| 1521 | |
| 01:24:02,566 --> 01:24:03,649 | |
| 岳父来 | |
| 1522 | |
| 01:24:12,683 --> 01:24:14,399 | |
| 请问有没有当归啊 | |
| 1523 | |
| 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,050 | |
| 听说多破 | |
| 1524 | |
| 01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:17,766 | |
| 现在见到了 | |
| 1525 | |
| 01:24:19,450 --> 01:24:20,933 | |
| 嗯开什么玩笑 | |
| 1526 | |
| 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,250 | |
| 说谎话 | |
| 1527 | |
| 01:24:24,883 --> 01:24:26,599 | |
| 你说过你会你们的宴会 | |
| 1528 | |
| 01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:29,283 | |
| 全因为我太想见我受不了 | |
| 1529 | |
| 01:24:36,283 --> 01:24:37,883 | |
| 可以不要啊不可以乱讲话 | |
| 1530 | |
| 01:24:38,733 --> 01:24:41,166 | |
| 我真的不想骗你你及时赶到 | |
| 1531 | |
| 01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:43,649 | |
| 住嘴皇上 | |
| 1532 | |
| 01:24:43,650 --> 01:24:44,683 | |
| 我抓住他 | |
| 1533 | |
| 01:24:44,683 --> 01:24:47,083 | |
| 我们中原土地就易如反掌 | |
| 1534 | |
| 01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,766 | |
| 有我不惜抛弃就能够演的是丝丝入口 | |
| 1535 | |
| 01:24:49,766 --> 01:24:50,599 | |
| 入木三分 | |
| 1536 | |
| 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,966 | |
| 这讲有一半是是对不起啊 | |
| 1537 | |
| 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,599 | |
| 刚刚那场戏我去啊闭嘴 | |
| 1538 | |
| 01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:56,883 | |
| 现在情啊 | |
| 1539 | |
| 01:24:56,883 --> 01:25:00,166 | |
| 不会是刚才那个哈哈哈哈那个吧啊 | |
| 1540 | |
| 01:25:02,766 --> 01:25:03,566 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1541 | |
| 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,250 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 1542 | |
| 01:25:08,283 --> 01:25:09,083 | |
| 不痛哎 | |
| 1543 | |
| 01:25:10,050 --> 01:25:12,050 | |
| 啊咦 | |
| 1544 | |
| 01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,333 | |
| 打中的没事隔壁那个倒霉了 | |
| 1545 | |
| 01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,133 | |
| 这就是无相神功 | |
| 1546 | |
| 01:25:16,133 --> 01:25:19,999 | |
| 是一种可以将能量移转的武功啊 | |
| 1547 | |
| 01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:21,650 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1548 | |
| 01:25:23,083 --> 01:25:25,399 | |
| 啊真的很舒服吗 | |
| 1549 | |
| 01:25:25,566 --> 01:25:28,799 | |
| 算了你还是打那位兄弟吧 | |
| 1550 | |
| 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:34,333 | |
| 啊啊哎呀这 | |
| 1551 | |
| 01:25:46,283 --> 01:25:48,333 | |
| 哎呦哎娃娃哎呦哎呦哎呦 | |
| 1552 | |
| 01:25:58,933 --> 01:26:00,249 | |
| 啊哈哈哈 | |
| 1553 | |
| 01:26:01,766 --> 01:26:02,566 | |
| 啊 | |
| 1554 | |
| 01:26:03,483 --> 01:26:04,283 | |
| 别动 | |
| 1555 | |
| 01:26:09,366 --> 01:26:10,166 | |
| 好 | |
| 1556 | |
| 01:26:13,133 --> 01:26:14,766 | |
| 耶了100年 | |
| 1557 | |
| 01:26:14,766 --> 01:26:17,399 | |
| 所以阿发能够随个发明 | |
| 1558 | |
| 01:26:17,450 --> 01:26:21,400 | |
| 分分分分就可以垂直睡觉任意飞天乐 | |
| 1559 | |
| 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:22,766 | |
| 我们就在这坐 | |
| 1560 | |
| 01:26:22,966 --> 01:26:24,766 | |
| 啊啊啊 | |
| 1561 | |
| 01:26:25,483 --> 01:26:27,733 | |
| 边位啊哥姓陈咯 | |
| 1562 | |
| 01:26:28,283 --> 01:26:29,083 | |
| 我问你边 | |
| 1563 | |
| 01:26:29,533 --> 01:26:31,599 | |
| 不断撞击空气之中的正离子 | |
| 1564 | |
| 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:32,650 | |
| 竟然摄取埋 | |
| 1565 | |
| 01:26:34,650 --> 01:26:36,050 | |
| 那你嘴巴就很大 | |
| 1566 | |
| 01:26:40,166 --> 01:26:41,166 | |
| 找不着了 | |
| 1567 | |
| 01:26:46,566 --> 01:26:50,199 | |
| 哪里比较好大家啊电影也看完了 | |
| 1568 | |
| 01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:52,133 | |
| 你说他们那些 | |
| 1569 | |
| 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:55,199 | |
| 嗯一起看电影的看完了就下播了吗 | |
| 1570 | |
| 01:26:58,283 --> 01:27:01,049 | |
| 看完了差不多再聊几句就下播了对吧 | |
| 1571 | |
| 01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:02,883 | |
| 他们很好 | |
| 1572 | |
| 01:27:04,650 --> 01:27:06,766 | |
| 哎文上框的小花花 | |
| 1573 | |
| 01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:09,566 | |
| 嗯扣影空影的粉丝 | |
| 1574 | |
| 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,000 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 1575 | |
| 01:27:20,450 --> 01:27:22,600 | |
| 红包我妈又说今年只有700 | |
| 1576 | |
| 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:25,400 | |
| 我今年都没有700但我但我妈给我 | |
| 1577 | |
| 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,966 | |
| 后来我觉得他这个抽奖肯定有问 | |
| 1578 | |
| 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,250 | |
| 不是来不了只有8个电池 | |
| 1579 | |
| 01:27:34,566 --> 01:27:35,366 | |
| oh | |
| 1580 | |
| 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:37,483 | |
| 人一会要的这个好耶 | |
| 1581 | |
| 01:27:37,733 --> 01:27:39,333 | |
| 呃被淋湿的雨的小花花 | |
| 1582 | |
| 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:40,933 | |
| 学校也没要的小花花风雷电 | |
| 1583 | |
| 01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:44,333 | |
| 南条拉菲尔小鱼的小花花金宝鱼OK | |
| 1584 | |
| 01:27:47,566 --> 01:27:48,366 | |
| 懂吗 | |
| 1585 | |
| 01:27:48,366 --> 01:27:51,366 | |
| 一旦有的东西一旦错过就是永远 | |
| 1586 | |
| 01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,533 | |
| 只能说错过了就是错过了 | |
| 1587 | |
| 01:27:54,533 --> 01:27:56,283 | |
| 不是说主播抠的 | |
| 1588 | |
| 01:27:56,566 --> 01:27:58,483 | |
| 是说这个什么呢 | |
| 1589 | |
| 01:27:58,883 --> 01:28:00,966 | |
| 这个是这个世界就是 | |
| 1590 | |
| 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:05,600 | |
| 生日还要人家抽奖啊那主 | |
| 1591 | |
| 01:28:11,683 --> 01:28:13,483 | |
| 然后拿来做做礼物 | |
| 1592 | |
| 01:28:26,283 --> 01:28:27,083 | |
| 哎 | |
| 1593 | |
| 01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:28,766 | |
| 好了那就这样 | |
| 1594 | |
| 01:28:28,766 --> 01:28:29,966 | |
| 什么是为什么 | |
| 1595 | |
| 01:28:29,966 --> 01:28:31,333 | |
| 新抽到的4个 | |
| 1596 | |
| 01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:33,199 | |
| 难道这4个都是一个人发的吗 | |
| 1597 | |
| 01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:35,050 | |
| 为什么这么离谱啊 | |
| 1598 | |
| 01:28:37,133 --> 01:28:39,483 | |
| 我一样祝福你生日快乐 | |
| 1599 | |
| 01:28:39,483 --> 01:28:41,849 | |
| 愿你快快脱去幼稚 | |
| 1600 | |
| 01:28:49,566 --> 01:28:52,599 | |
| 实名了你可以说不想呃想匿名 | |
| 1601 | |
| 01:28:52,683 --> 01:28:54,966 | |
| 呃我一个人看到就行 | |
| 1602 | |
| 01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:58,649 | |
| 祝福语都再熟悉不过了吧 | |
| 1603 | |
| 01:28:58,683 --> 01:29:00,999 | |
| 祝福语是指寄托美好 | |
| 1604 | |
| 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:04,400 | |
| 一串串闪光的脚印生日快乐 | |
| 1605 | |
| 01:29:08,283 --> 01:29:09,083 | |
| 哼 | |
| 1606 | |
| 01:29:11,450 --> 01:29:12,250 | |
| hey | |
| 1607 | |
| 01:29:19,933 --> 01:29:20,733 | |
| 咳咳 | |
| 1608 | |
| 01:29:25,733 --> 01:29:26,533 | |
| Trench | |
| 1609 | |
| 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,600 | |
| on嘣嘣嘣 | |
| 1610 | |
| 01:29:37,966 --> 01:29:38,883 | |
| 哈哈 | |
| 1611 | |
| 01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:40,999 | |
| 那就三次 | |
| 1612 | |
| 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:44,650 | |
| 2月5日5月5日和嗯 | |
| 1613 | |
| 01:29:49,133 --> 01:29:54,049 | |
| 10月5日 好吧上上上半年下半年都弄弄 | |
| 1614 | |
| 01:29:57,133 --> 01:29:59,883 | |
| 那好吧哎叫我干嘛 | |
| 1615 | |
| 01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:09,933 | |
| 不行不透露 | |
| 1616 | |
| 01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:16,166 | |
| 啊我不会做 | |
| 1617 | |
| 01:30:16,683 --> 01:30:19,649 | |
| 恐怖了感觉要吃好久去了 | |
| 1618 | |
| 01:30:21,133 --> 01:30:22,599 | |
| 哎缝衣服都很强 | |
| 1619 | |
| 01:30:22,850 --> 01:30:25,733 | |
| 也没有吧我我缝的都很丑的 | |
| 1620 | |
| 01:30:27,333 --> 01:30:29,283 | |
| 我疯我疯了很丑 | |
| 1621 | |
| 01:30:30,483 --> 01:30:31,683 | |
| 我是怎么学会呢 | |
| 1622 | |
| 01:30:31,683 --> 01:30:33,883 | |
| 就小时候玩那个什么游戏 | |
| 1623 | |
| 01:30:33,966 --> 01:30:35,883 | |
| 我忘记了那个叫啥 | |
| 1624 | |
| 01:30:38,133 --> 01:30:39,999 | |
| 就是就是就是 | |
| 1625 | |
| 01:30:41,166 --> 01:30:43,133 | |
| 就是抓抓人那种 | |
| 1626 | |
| 01:30:43,133 --> 01:30:44,766 | |
| 然后把衣服扯破了 | |
| 1627 | |
| 01:30:45,050 --> 01:30:47,166 | |
| 对以前冬天穿的那种衣服 | |
| 1628 | |
| 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,566 | |
| 那个有口袋然后被扯破了 | |
| 1629 | |
| 01:30:49,766 --> 01:30:53,283 | |
| 啊那个叫什么那种跳跳在地上画那个 | |
| 1630 | |
| 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,733 | |
| 在地上画那个什么 | |
| 1631 | |
| 01:30:55,766 --> 01:30:59,249 | |
| 用用粉笔画那个房子啊小格子那些 | |
| 1632 | |
| 01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:01,333 | |
| 不是别人跟我的衣服扯破了 | |
| 1633 | |
| 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,799 | |
| 然后为了不让妈妈发现 | |
| 1634 | |
| 01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,000 | |
| 然后那个什么每次扯破了回家 | |
| 1635 | |
| 01:31:07,133 --> 01:31:08,199 | |
| 那个缝一下 | |
| 1636 | |
| 01:31:12,733 --> 01:31:13,999 | |
| 你没有玩过吗 | |
| 1637 | |
| 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,533 | |
| 那个叫什么游戏啊 | |
| 1638 | |
| 01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:17,283 | |
| 有点像跳房子 | |
| 1639 | |
| 01:31:17,766 --> 01:31:20,166 | |
| 这是是一个很大的一个正方形的啊 | |
| 1640 | |
| 01:31:20,166 --> 01:31:22,283 | |
| 不是一个长方形的一个 | |
| 1641 | |
| 01:31:22,650 --> 01:31:23,766 | |
| 然后你要从那 | |
| 1642 | |
| 01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:24,883 | |
| 怎么怎么 | |
| 1643 | |
| 01:31:24,883 --> 01:31:25,733 | |
| 然后谁有 | |
| 1644 | |
| 01:31:25,733 --> 01:31:28,049 | |
| 有人站在中间有人站在两头 | |
| 1645 | |
| 01:31:28,050 --> 01:31:29,850 | |
| 然后你要从那穿过去 | |
| 1646 | |
| 01:31:39,050 --> 01:31:40,200 | |
| 小女生玩的网唱 | |
| 1647 | |
| 01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:43,683 | |
| 这个是那什么力量和什么的碰撞 | |
| 1648 | |
| 01:31:44,133 --> 01:31:45,933 | |
| 非常抓人 | |
| 1649 | |
| 01:31:45,933 --> 01:31:47,483 | |
| 超超级抓的超级用力 | |
| 1650 | |
| 01:31:47,483 --> 01:31:50,283 | |
| 我那个羽绒服被撕烂挤多少条 | |
| 1651 | |
| 01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:51,533 | |
| 那个口袋 | |
| 1652 | |
| 01:31:51,733 --> 01:31:53,566 | |
| 然后我想想哪里被撕烂 | |
| 1653 | |
| 01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:55,600 | |
| 这是衣服口袋哇 | |
| 1654 | |
| 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:57,800 | |
| 就因为抓来抓去那个衣服口袋不知道 | |
| 1655 | |
| 01:31:58,883 --> 01:32:00,449 | |
| 碎片化成什么样 | |
| 1656 | |
| 01:32:00,450 --> 01:32:04,400 | |
| 然后就是整个口袋被撕下来知道吧 | |
| 1657 | |
| 01:32:04,733 --> 01:32:06,199 | |
| 不是他是那种口袋 | |
| 1658 | |
| 01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:07,566 | |
| 我不是那种啊 | |
| 1659 | |
| 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:09,083 | |
| 不是在里面他那 | |
| 1660 | |
| 01:32:09,083 --> 01:32:11,133 | |
| 他是那个长在外面的那种口袋 | |
| 1661 | |
| 01:32:11,133 --> 01:32:12,733 | |
| 你们你们有见过吗 | |
| 1662 | |
| 01:32:13,333 --> 01:32:15,799 | |
| 然后回家那个缝了一下然后又出来 | |
| 1663 | |
| 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:17,883 | |
| 然后一下午被撕烂几次 | |
| 1664 | |
| 01:32:17,883 --> 01:32:18,683 | |
| 总而言之 | |
| 1665 | |
| 01:32:20,533 --> 01:32:23,049 | |
| 对对对太恐怖了 | |
| 1666 | |
| 01:32:23,683 --> 01:32:25,683 | |
| 但是我觉得当时很不公平 | |
| 1667 | |
| 01:32:25,766 --> 01:32:29,733 | |
| 当时我想想有我还有几个我的小伙伴 | |
| 1668 | |
| 01:32:29,766 --> 01:32:34,083 | |
| 然后嗯我们几个女生就是挺小的 | |
| 1669 | |
| 01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:36,166 | |
| 然后还有那种大姐姐 | |
| 1670 | |
| 01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:37,333 | |
| 还有那种 | |
| 1671 | |
| 01:32:37,883 --> 01:32:40,649 | |
| 18岁1716 | |
| 1672 | |
| 01:32:41,333 --> 01:32:43,533 | |
| 长得很大只很高的那种大姐姐 | |
| 1673 | |
| 01:32:43,533 --> 01:32:45,283 | |
| 然后还有那种男的 | |
| 1674 | |
| 01:32:45,483 --> 01:32:47,333 | |
| 我不想叫哥哥男的啊 | |
| 1675 | |
| 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:47,966 | |
| 那种男的 | |
| 1676 | |
| 01:32:47,966 --> 01:32:50,199 | |
| 也是跟那个姐姐差不多年龄的 | |
| 1677 | |
| 01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:53,600 | |
| 就他们他们是那个什么年龄差不多 | |
| 1678 | |
| 01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:55,333 | |
| 我们年龄差不多然后一起玩 | |
| 1679 | |
| 01:32:55,333 --> 01:32:57,333 | |
| 太不公平了然后那个 | |
| 1680 | |
| 01:32:57,566 --> 01:33:01,533 | |
| 那那些那个年龄大的那种男的就嗯 | |
| 1681 | |
| 01:33:02,366 --> 01:33:04,599 | |
| 那个力气太大完全玩不过他们 | |
| 1682 | |
| 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:07,050 | |
| 那个衣服老是被扯烂气死了 | |
| 1683 | |
| 01:33:08,933 --> 01:33:11,083 | |
| 嗯应该没有18岁 | |
| 1684 | |
| 01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,999 | |
| 应该也就是上初中的年纪啊 | |
| 1685 | |
| 01:33:14,283 --> 01:33:15,333 | |
| 上初中啊 | |
| 1686 | |
| 01:33:15,766 --> 01:33:17,049 | |
| 那可能15岁 | |
| 1687 | |
| 01:33:18,766 --> 01:33:22,166 | |
| 等等他们长得很高长跟他们长得好高 | |
| 1688 | |
| 01:33:22,650 --> 01:33:24,166 | |
| 长得贼壮了 | |
| 1689 | |
| 01:33:24,883 --> 01:33:26,599 | |
| 姐姐也长得贼壮了 | |
| 1690 | |
| 01:33:45,366 --> 01:33:46,799 | |
| 嗯危险 | |
| 1691 | |
| 01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:50,450 | |
| 确实挺危险的就是他们那个什么那种 | |
| 1692 | |
| 01:33:50,850 --> 01:33:52,600 | |
| 男的和男的玩的时候 | |
| 1693 | |
| 01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:54,483 | |
| 那个衣服都能那个什么 | |
| 1694 | |
| 01:33:54,483 --> 01:33:58,649 | |
| 哈哈衣服短那个t恤都能撕撕碎 | |
| 1695 | |
| 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,050 | |
| 狂暴啊这么一想 | |
| 1696 | |
| 01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,250 | |
| 爸爸妈妈 | |
| 1697 | |
| 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,200 | |
| 本来就不公平啊他们比我们大那么多 | |
| 1698 | |
| 01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:16,250 | |
| 哼哼 | |
| 1699 | |
| 01:34:25,683 --> 01:34:28,166 | |
| 坏坏的又让你你又怎么了 | |
| 1700 | |
| 01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:30,083 | |
| 我过来 | |
| 1701 | |
| 01:34:47,766 --> 01:34:49,199 | |
| 好乖哦我的猫 | |
| 1702 | |
| 01:34:52,933 --> 01:34:56,049 | |
| 哎我怎么手机又被他弄倒了 | |
| 1703 | |
| 01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,849 | |
| 晚上好晚上好 | |
| 1704 | |
| 01:35:02,366 --> 01:35:04,199 | |
| 酒鬼回家了是吧 | |
| 1705 | |
| 01:35:05,683 --> 01:35:06,999 | |
| 哎确实被我妈发现了 | |
| 1706 | |
| 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,400 | |
| 因为我缝针的那个技术不是很好啊 | |
| 1707 | |
| 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,283 | |
| 我都是那个 | |
| 1708 | |
| 01:35:10,966 --> 01:35:12,449 | |
| 撩几针就好 | |
| 1709 | |
| 01:35:12,683 --> 01:35:15,199 | |
| 我妈是那种细细的一针接一针的 | |
| 1710 | |
| 01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,166 | |
| 接的很紧密的那种缝 | |
| 1711 | |
| 01:35:17,366 --> 01:35:19,933 | |
| 而且颜色也不对劲我记得我当时是 | |
| 1712 | |
| 01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:23,400 | |
| 红色羽绒服然后用黑线 | |
| 1713 | |
| 01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:26,483 | |
| 还是黑色羽绒服用红线啊哈哈哈 | |
| 1714 | |
| 01:35:26,683 --> 01:35:27,883 | |
| 这很明显 | |
| 1715 | |
| 01:35:47,766 --> 01:35:49,133 | |
| 粉红的还保暖吗 | |
| 1716 | |
| 01:35:49,733 --> 01:35:50,766 | |
| 哎这个还好 | |
| 1717 | |
| 01:35:50,766 --> 01:35:53,849 | |
| 这个只是那个衣服包衣服那个什么 | |
| 1718 | |
| 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,450 | |
| 衣服都被扯下来 | |
| 1719 | |
| 01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:57,000 | |
| 哎我记得我那个小时候 | |
| 1720 | |
| 01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:57,850 | |
| 不知道为什么 | |
| 1721 | |
| 01:35:57,850 --> 01:35:58,283 | |
| 我觉得我 | |
| 1722 | |
| 01:35:58,283 --> 01:36:00,599 | |
| 小时候有一些很难以解释的事情 | |
| 1723 | |
| 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,133 | |
| 比如说我以前跟你们说的 | |
| 1724 | |
| 01:36:02,133 --> 01:36:03,649 | |
| 就是我爸有段时间 | |
| 1725 | |
| 01:36:03,966 --> 01:36:06,366 | |
| 每天给我一块钱然后我总是会掉 | |
| 1726 | |
| 01:36:06,366 --> 01:36:07,966 | |
| 那为什么就老掉 | |
| 1727 | |
| 01:36:07,966 --> 01:36:10,849 | |
| 就要就会掉就是怎么放在哪都会掉 | |
| 1728 | |
| 01:36:10,850 --> 01:36:12,366 | |
| 放在衣包里放在裤 | |
| 1729 | |
| 01:36:12,366 --> 01:36:14,966 | |
| 包里放在抓在手上都会掉怎么都会掉 | |
| 1730 | |
| 01:36:16,450 --> 01:36:17,650 | |
| 还有一个解释不清楚的 | |
| 1731 | |
| 01:36:17,650 --> 01:36:19,650 | |
| 就是我一穿羽绒服啊 | |
| 1732 | |
| 01:36:19,650 --> 01:36:21,166 | |
| 我就必摔跤 | |
| 1733 | |
| 01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:24,000 | |
| 你们知道吗是那种有点长的羽绒服 | |
| 1734 | |
| 01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,450 | |
| 然后有点长 | |
| 1735 | |
| 01:36:26,766 --> 01:36:28,366 | |
| 大概到膝盖 | |
| 1736 | |
| 01:36:28,733 --> 01:36:30,249 | |
| 有这么长吗 | |
| 1737 | |
| 01:36:30,883 --> 01:36:32,083 | |
| 我忘记了 | |
| 1738 | |
| 01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:34,933 | |
| 然后只要是那个穿羽绒服出门啊 | |
| 1739 | |
| 01:36:34,966 --> 01:36:35,933 | |
| 一定会摔跤 | |
| 1740 | |
| 01:36:35,933 --> 01:36:36,849 | |
| 别别别 | |
| 1741 | |
| 01:36:36,850 --> 01:36:37,533 | |
| 摔跤我不知道 | |
| 1742 | |
| 01:36:37,533 --> 01:36:39,566 | |
| 我们那个时候路是不是有点烂啊 | |
| 1743 | |
| 01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:40,683 | |
| 怎么都会摔跤 | |
| 1744 | |
| 01:36:41,133 --> 01:36:42,733 | |
| 就是从从我发现 | |
| 1745 | |
| 01:36:42,766 --> 01:36:44,083 | |
| 而且你们知道吗 | |
| 1746 | |
| 01:36:44,083 --> 01:36:46,199 | |
| 摔了跤然后那个羽绒服磨破了 | |
| 1747 | |
| 01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:47,483 | |
| 就我不知道为什么 | |
| 1748 | |
| 01:36:48,133 --> 01:36:51,599 | |
| 就是那个羽绒服磨破了他他那个那个 | |
| 1749 | |
| 01:36:51,883 --> 01:36:55,249 | |
| 他那个毛啊毛衣噗呲噗呲的往外冒 | |
| 1750 | |
| 01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,250 | |
| 这明显感觉那一团 | |
| 1751 | |
| 01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:59,250 | |
| 衣服下面越来越轻了 | |
| 1752 | |
| 01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:02,133 | |
| 衣服下面越来越空了毛全部跑出去了 | |
| 1753 | |
| 01:37:02,133 --> 01:37:05,199 | |
| 好害怕好害怕我每次都会被我妈骂 | |
| 1754 | |
| 01:37:05,850 --> 01:37:07,450 | |
| 哎每次都被我妈骂 | |
| 1755 | |
| 01:37:07,533 --> 01:37:09,249 | |
| 那这我从 | |
| 1756 | |
| 01:37:09,366 --> 01:37:11,849 | |
| 摔了两次然后被我妈骂了之后 | |
| 1757 | |
| 01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:13,250 | |
| 然后 | |
| 1758 | |
| 01:37:13,883 --> 01:37:16,166 | |
| 后来我就很注意因为你们知道吗 | |
| 1759 | |
| 01:37:16,166 --> 01:37:17,083 | |
| 因为那个 | |
| 1760 | |
| 01:37:19,533 --> 01:37:21,566 | |
| 摔的洞挺大的就是 | |
| 1761 | |
| 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,683 | |
| 就是用针缝缝不了了已经 | |
| 1762 | |
| 01:37:24,966 --> 01:37:26,533 | |
| 这你用针缝的话 | |
| 1763 | |
| 01:37:26,966 --> 01:37:28,199 | |
| 因为他挺大一团 | |
| 1764 | |
| 01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,250 | |
| 比如说你一个大拇指那么大的 | |
| 1765 | |
| 01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:31,883 | |
| 呃被磨掉了的话 | |
| 1766 | |
| 01:37:31,933 --> 01:37:33,599 | |
| 你用那个呃 | |
| 1767 | |
| 01:37:34,650 --> 01:37:35,966 | |
| 针去缝他的话 | |
| 1768 | |
| 01:37:35,966 --> 01:37:38,366 | |
| 缝出来他那一团他就是紧的呀 | |
| 1769 | |
| 01:37:38,483 --> 01:37:41,366 | |
| 然后就只能贴一个什么东西你知道吗 | |
| 1770 | |
| 01:37:41,450 --> 01:37:43,250 | |
| 就只能贴一个那种 | |
| 1771 | |
| 01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:47,283 | |
| 那种什么东西贼丑了太丑了 | |
| 1772 | |
| 01:37:47,283 --> 01:37:48,966 | |
| 本来我的羽绒服不丑的 | |
| 1773 | |
| 01:37:48,966 --> 01:37:49,966 | |
| 然后我妈往 | |
| 1774 | |
| 01:37:49,966 --> 01:37:52,133 | |
| 只能往上贴一个东西东西来堵住 | |
| 1775 | |
| 01:37:52,133 --> 01:37:53,083 | |
| 你们知道吗 | |
| 1776 | |
| 01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,000 | |
| 哎我忘记了是什么啊 | |
| 1777 | |
| 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:55,883 | |
| 丑迷丑眼的 | |
| 1778 | |
| 01:37:55,883 --> 01:37:57,999 | |
| 反正就很丑的什么东西只能往上贴 | |
| 1779 | |
| 01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:00,000 | |
| 对啊打个补贴就那种 | |
| 1780 | |
| 01:38:00,366 --> 01:38:02,999 | |
| 嗯那种裁缝店可以买到的几块钱 | |
| 1781 | |
| 01:38:03,133 --> 01:38:05,999 | |
| 然后大概我想想嗯 | |
| 1782 | |
| 01:38:07,566 --> 01:38:08,533 | |
| 贼大一个就 | |
| 1783 | |
| 01:38:08,533 --> 01:38:11,166 | |
| 是你食指和那个大拇指指尖 | |
| 1784 | |
| 01:38:11,366 --> 01:38:15,049 | |
| 呃那个圈一个圈这么大一颗一个 | |
| 1785 | |
| 01:38:15,050 --> 01:38:15,966 | |
| 然后上面 | |
| 1786 | |
| 01:38:16,366 --> 01:38:18,083 | |
| 这图案又很丑 | |
| 1787 | |
| 01:38:18,283 --> 01:38:19,766 | |
| 这图案又很丑 | |
| 1788 | |
| 01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,000 | |
| 有的时候是那种什么动物 | |
| 1789 | |
| 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,650 | |
| 然后那个动物长得巨丑 | |
| 1790 | |
| 01:38:23,650 --> 01:38:25,933 | |
| 然后就往我衣服上面那个贴住 | |
| 1791 | |
| 01:38:25,933 --> 01:38:26,799 | |
| 那不然没办法 | |
| 1792 | |
| 01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,400 | |
| 要不然他就那个毛一直往外冒啊 | |
| 1793 | |
| 01:38:29,533 --> 01:38:31,083 | |
| 要那衣服就穿不了了 | |
| 1794 | |
| 01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:33,366 | |
| 我记得我有些衣服打了两个布丁啊 | |
| 1795 | |
| 01:38:33,650 --> 01:38:36,566 | |
| 两个布丁好丑啊 | |
| 1796 | |
| 01:38:36,966 --> 01:38:38,733 | |
| 他那个颜色又不自然 | |
| 1797 | |
| 01:38:38,883 --> 01:38:40,683 | |
| 那你比如说你是红色衣服 | |
| 1798 | |
| 01:38:40,683 --> 01:38:41,999 | |
| 然后他是一个什么 | |
| 1799 | |
| 01:38:42,366 --> 01:38:44,199 | |
| 绿色啊白色的 | |
| 1800 | |
| 01:38:45,283 --> 01:38:47,849 | |
| 之类的之类的反正好丑好丑 | |
| 1801 | |
| 01:38:47,883 --> 01:38:51,599 | |
| 弄弄到衣服上好好烦呐本来衣服不丑 | |
| 1802 | |
| 01:38:57,366 --> 01:39:01,133 | |
| 生气然后自从我就发现我 | |
| 1803 | |
| 01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,649 | |
| 每次摔了然后我妈就往上面弄个补丁 | |
| 1804 | |
| 01:39:03,650 --> 01:39:05,533 | |
| 我就再也不想那个摔跤了吗 | |
| 1805 | |
| 01:39:05,533 --> 01:39:08,199 | |
| 后来我每次那个出门我都有意识 | |
| 1806 | |
| 01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:09,966 | |
| 就是别再摔跤了 | |
| 1807 | |
| 01:39:09,966 --> 01:39:11,733 | |
| 不知道为什么还是一摔跤 | |
| 1808 | |
| 01:39:11,733 --> 01:39:12,966 | |
| 我真想不明白 | |
| 1809 | |
| 01:39:14,850 --> 01:39:18,600 | |
| 刚开始我经过我的分析我觉得我是 | |
| 1810 | |
| 01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:21,800 | |
| 跑步老是那个什么你追我打的那个 | |
| 1811 | |
| 01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:22,933 | |
| 小学的时候吗 | |
| 1812 | |
| 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:25,333 | |
| 你追我打我打的就很容易摔 | |
| 1813 | |
| 01:39:25,766 --> 01:39:27,966 | |
| 摔了那个什么衣服就会破 | |
| 1814 | |
| 01:39:27,966 --> 01:39:29,566 | |
| 然后后来我就注意了我就 | |
| 1815 | |
| 01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,566 | |
| 我就不跑了吗我就那个小跑 | |
| 1816 | |
| 01:39:32,733 --> 01:39:33,933 | |
| 很注意很注意 | |
| 1817 | |
| 01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:36,366 | |
| 那为什么总是还是会摔啊 | |
| 1818 | |
| 01:39:36,366 --> 01:39:37,733 | |
| 我都记得我在哪个地方 | |
| 1819 | |
| 01:39:37,733 --> 01:39:39,249 | |
| 还在哪个地方摔过两跤 | |
| 1820 | |
| 01:39:39,250 --> 01:39:41,450 | |
| 我当时真是无语了 | |
| 1821 | |
| 01:39:41,450 --> 01:39:43,333 | |
| 我都不知道这怎么能摔呢 | |
| 1822 | |
| 01:39:43,333 --> 01:39:44,049 | |
| 而且每次都 | |
| 1823 | |
| 01:39:44,050 --> 01:39:45,600 | |
| 赶上我穿那个羽绒服的时候 | |
| 1824 | |
| 01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:47,400 | |
| 真的太生气了 | |
| 1825 | |
| 01:39:48,050 --> 01:39:49,483 | |
| 我记得在那就在那 | |
| 1826 | |
| 01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,166 | |
| 那个那有一个麻将馆那 | |
| 1827 | |
| 01:39:52,283 --> 01:39:54,166 | |
| 麻将馆前面我摔了一跤 | |
| 1828 | |
| 01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:55,283 | |
| 然后那个 | |
| 1829 | |
| 01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:58,400 | |
| 呃有一个那个那个小男生他们家那 | |
| 1830 | |
| 01:39:58,450 --> 01:40:00,283 | |
| 那个路口那摔了一跤 | |
| 1831 | |
| 01:40:00,283 --> 01:40:02,199 | |
| 他给我气死了又打两 | |
| 1832 | |
| 01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:03,000 | |
| 不定 | |
| 1833 | |
| 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,133 | |
| 好烦啊 | |
| 1834 | |
| 01:40:07,566 --> 01:40:11,449 | |
| 嗯我协调性很好啊去死吧 | |
| 1835 | |
| 01:40:11,883 --> 01:40:13,049 | |
| 我那个什么 | |
| 1836 | |
| 01:40:13,050 --> 01:40:15,200 | |
| 军训那个什么从来没被拎出来 | |
| 1837 | |
| 01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:18,366 | |
| 那个呃说那个那个不协调过 | |
| 1838 | |
| 01:40:18,366 --> 01:40:21,483 | |
| 你们有没有被拎出来说同手同脚 | |
| 1839 | |
| 01:40:21,850 --> 01:40:23,683 | |
| 或或者是那个节奏跟不上 | |
| 1840 | |
| 01:40:23,683 --> 01:40:25,083 | |
| 我从来没有好吗 | |
| 1841 | |
| 01:40:26,966 --> 01:40:27,766 | |
| 娘子 | |
| 1842 | |
| 01:40:32,533 --> 01:40:33,483 | |
| 气死了 | |
| 1843 | |
| 01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,366 | |
| 没有平衡感没问题 | |
| 1844 | |
| 01:40:59,366 --> 01:41:01,449 | |
| 不知道可能小的时候那个什么 | |
| 1845 | |
| 01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:03,999 | |
| 可能羽绒服太长了吧 | |
| 1846 | |
| 01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:07,366 | |
| 不能单脚站立 | |
| 1847 | |
| 01:41:07,766 --> 01:41:08,883 | |
| 那我可以哈 | |
| 1848 | |
| 01:41:09,683 --> 01:41:12,733 | |
| 我懒得啊反正我协调性挺好的好吧 | |
| 1849 | |
| 01:41:18,850 --> 01:41:21,766 | |
| 等主播之后那个什么有空了那个啥 | |
| 1850 | |
| 01:41:22,766 --> 01:41:24,599 | |
| 去学跳舞的时候 | |
| 1851 | |
| 01:41:24,766 --> 01:41:27,283 | |
| 就知道我协调性肯定没问题了 | |
| 1852 | |
| 01:41:29,483 --> 01:41:32,166 | |
| oh协调性不好的话应该也跳不好舞啊 | |
| 1853 | |
| 01:41:32,166 --> 01:41:34,133 | |
| 等到时候咱们来见分晓 | |
| 1854 | |
| 01:41:37,683 --> 01:41:39,199 | |
| 啊我猫真的有练袜 | |
| 1855 | |
| 01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:39,566 | |
| 屁啊 | |
| 1856 | |
| 01:41:39,566 --> 01:41:41,733 | |
| 他又把谁的袜子交到我房间来了 | |
| 1857 | |
| 01:41:41,733 --> 01:41:44,799 | |
| 真的好无语啊为什么 | |
| 1858 | |
| 01:41:47,566 --> 01:41:48,566 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 1859 | |
| 01:41:48,850 --> 01:41:52,050 | |
| 啊我一低头我说我鞋踩到什么了 | |
| 1860 | |
| 01:41:52,050 --> 01:41:54,483 | |
| 一低头两坨袜子 | |
| 1861 | |
| 01:41:54,733 --> 01:41:55,766 | |
| 真的好喜欢 | |
| 1862 | |
| 01:41:55,766 --> 01:41:58,533 | |
| 从我妈房间叼袜子到我房间来啊 | |
| 1863 | |
| 01:41:59,333 --> 01:42:03,333 | |
| 真的受不了真的无语为什么啊 | |
| 1864 | |
| 01:42:08,366 --> 01:42:10,483 | |
| 但他会的会的啊 | |
| 1865 | |
| 01:42:10,483 --> 01:42:12,799 | |
| 他他掉的是我妈我爸的袜子 | |
| 1866 | |
| 01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:16,533 | |
| 胃口不要这么好好吧 | |
| 1867 | |
| 01:42:16,966 --> 01:42:19,649 | |
| 挑点食吧你还是挑点食吧 | |
| 1868 | |
| 01:42:20,366 --> 01:42:21,733 | |
| 为什么 | |
| 1869 | |
| 01:42:22,766 --> 01:42:23,599 | |
| 这可能我妈 | |
| 1870 | |
| 01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:26,883 | |
| 有的时候他那个放袜子的抽屉没关啊 | |
| 1871 | |
| 01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,933 | |
| 他就要从那里面那个叼袜子 | |
| 1872 | |
| 01:42:30,566 --> 01:42:31,683 | |
| 然后叼双袜子 | |
| 1873 | |
| 01:42:31,683 --> 01:42:34,199 | |
| 然后那个什么到我房间里玩 | |
| 1874 | |
| 01:42:35,333 --> 01:42:36,733 | |
| 无语啊 | |
| 1875 | |
| 01:42:37,883 --> 01:42:39,283 | |
| 太无语了 | |
| 1876 | |
| 01:42:44,333 --> 01:42:46,999 | |
| 怎么跟我一样下头我什么都没做啊 | |
| 1877 | |
| 01:42:47,733 --> 01:42:49,999 | |
| 我我对这个没什么兴趣 | |
| 1878 | |
| 01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:50,966 | |
| 你们有没有兴趣 | |
| 1879 | |
| 01:42:50,966 --> 01:42:53,049 | |
| 我不想说反正我是没兴趣的 | |
| 1880 | |
| 01:42:54,050 --> 01:42:54,850 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 1881 | |
| 01:42:59,883 --> 01:43:01,049 | |
| 为什么叫我袜子 | |
| 1882 | |
| 01:43:01,050 --> 01:43:03,250 | |
| 我不知道他喜欢那个什么 | |
| 1883 | |
| 01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:07,683 | |
| 嗯他喜欢那个什么呃团成一团的袜子 | |
| 1884 | |
| 01:43:09,050 --> 01:43:11,966 | |
| 晚上好晚上好他喜欢团成一团的袜子 | |
| 1885 | |
| 01:43:12,283 --> 01:43:14,733 | |
| 老是把一团的袜子交到我房间来 | |
| 1886 | |
| 01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:18,400 | |
| 就是我房间那个放袜子的那个柜子是 | |
| 1887 | |
| 01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,566 | |
| 是关着的 | |
| 1888 | |
| 01:43:20,850 --> 01:43:24,166 | |
| 怎么今晚要下头我没有啊他们在下头 | |
| 1889 | |
| 01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:34,400 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 1890 | |
| 01:43:38,483 --> 01:43:40,133 | |
| 那袜子是乱放的吗 | |
| 1891 | |
| 01:43:40,333 --> 01:43:43,199 | |
| 这么鞋地上几双几只 | |
| 1892 | |
| 01:43:43,200 --> 01:43:44,566 | |
| 找那个什么配不了 | |
| 1893 | |
| 01:43:44,566 --> 01:43:46,933 | |
| 对的然后床上几只 | |
| 1894 | |
| 01:43:47,366 --> 01:43:49,283 | |
| 啊然后到那个什么 | |
| 1895 | |
| 01:43:49,283 --> 01:43:52,366 | |
| 可能那个放学的地方就是这样的 | |
| 1896 | |
| 01:43:52,650 --> 01:43:53,450 | |
| 是不是 | |
| 1897 | |
| 01:43:54,883 --> 01:43:56,083 | |
| 是不是是不是 | |
| 1898 | |
| 01:43:56,483 --> 01:43:57,883 | |
| 是不是是不是 | |
| 1899 | |
| 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,333 | |
| 那你们脱下来呃呃 | |
| 1900 | |
| 01:44:12,333 --> 01:44:14,933 | |
| 要换的袜子就是你今天出了门 | |
| 1901 | |
| 01:44:14,933 --> 01:44:17,166 | |
| 然后这双袜子明天不穿了这双袜子 | |
| 1902 | |
| 01:44:17,166 --> 01:44:18,533 | |
| 但是你今天又不想洗 | |
| 1903 | |
| 01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:21,366 | |
| 你们往哪放哼 | |
| 1904 | |
| 01:44:22,733 --> 01:44:24,566 | |
| 哦你团钱放柜子里是吧 | |
| 1905 | |
| 01:44:24,566 --> 01:44:27,566 | |
| 假装他没穿过下次再拿出来穿 | |
| 1906 | |
| 01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,166 | |
| 谢谢骚的 | |
| 1907 | |
| 01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:48,650 | |
| 大12的见长 | |
| 1908 | |
| 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,133 | |
| 谢谢你啊谢谢你的支持 | |
| 1909 | |
| 01:44:51,850 --> 01:44:52,683 | |
| 谢谢 | |
| 1910 | |
| 01:44:56,250 --> 01:45:00,333 | |
| 这洗衣机然后袜子和和那个 | |
| 1911 | |
| 01:45:00,933 --> 01:45:03,366 | |
| 袜子和别的那个一起洗吗 | |
| 1912 | |
| 01:45:03,450 --> 01:45:07,050 | |
| 袜子和一些衣服裤子一起洗吗 | |
| 1913 | |
| 01:45:13,166 --> 01:45:15,366 | |
| 看完一下不就随便问问吗 | |
| 1914 | |
| 01:45:25,733 --> 01:45:28,683 | |
| 塞枕枕枕头下面真的太恶心了 | |
| 1915 | |
| 01:45:28,733 --> 01:45:31,683 | |
| 真的我猫已经对着我叫他想吃吃 | |
| 1916 | |
| 01:45:31,683 --> 01:45:34,083 | |
| 吃饭没没没没猫粮 | |
| 1917 | |
| 01:45:52,483 --> 01:45:55,483 | |
| 哎呀我真的是无语了是我小看他了 | |
| 1918 | |
| 01:45:55,483 --> 01:45:57,849 | |
| 4双他掉了4双袜子 | |
| 1919 | |
| 01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:05,000 | |
| 2 | |
| 1920 | |
| 01:46:08,450 --> 01:46:10,933 | |
| 哈哈123 | |
| 1921 | |
| 01:46:18,333 --> 01:46:19,566 | |
| 4双 | |
| 1922 | |
| 01:46:21,450 --> 01:46:22,683 | |
| 我真的无语 | |
| 1923 | |
| 01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:29,483 | |
| 啊太恶心了 | |
| 1924 | |
| 01:46:31,650 --> 01:46:34,450 | |
| 为什么我今天一定要去搜一下 | |
| 1925 | |
| 01:46:35,050 --> 01:46:36,283 | |
| 我现在就去搜 | |
| 1926 | |
| 01:46:38,366 --> 01:46:39,999 | |
| 猫为什么 | |
| 1927 | |
| 01:46:41,450 --> 01:46:42,333 | |
| do what | |
| 1928 | |
| 01:46:49,850 --> 01:46:50,650 | |
| 哼 | |
| 1929 | |
| 01:46:53,733 --> 01:46:54,533 | |
| 臭臭啊 | |
| 1930 | |
| 01:46:57,566 --> 01:47:00,283 | |
| 袜子有气味思念主人 | |
| 1931 | |
| 01:47:00,733 --> 01:47:01,533 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1932 | |
| 01:47:02,133 --> 01:47:02,933 | |
| 哈 | |
| 1933 | |
| 01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:05,450 | |
| 思念我妈吗难道 | |
| 1934 | |
| 01:47:07,050 --> 01:47:09,483 | |
| 真的假的但是我妈那个什么 | |
| 1935 | |
| 01:47:09,650 --> 01:47:11,450 | |
| 他对我妈也不是那么 | |
| 1936 | |
| 01:47:11,450 --> 01:47:13,650 | |
| 那么有那么思念啊 | |
| 1937 | |
| 01:47:14,566 --> 01:47:16,999 | |
| 是啊他只是从我妈的那个袜子柜子 | |
| 1938 | |
| 01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:18,450 | |
| 放袜子的柜子里掉的 | |
| 1939 | |
| 01:47:18,450 --> 01:47:19,250 | |
| 肯定 | |
| 1940 | |
| 01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:22,683 | |
| 我妈今天应该房房间门没关他进去掉 | |
| 1941 | |
| 01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:27,450 | |
| 他会想我妈我妈平时抱都抱不到他 | |
| 1942 | |
| 01:47:33,450 --> 01:47:34,333 | |
| 再说说 | |
| 1943 | |
| 01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:40,450 | |
| 他其实还是比较喜欢我妈 | |
| 1944 | |
| 01:47:40,450 --> 01:47:41,883 | |
| 但是他那天把我爸 | |
| 1945 | |
| 01:47:41,883 --> 01:47:43,366 | |
| 的袜子也叼过来了呀 | |
| 1946 | |
| 01:47:43,533 --> 01:47:45,766 | |
| 我妈很讨厌我爸的我不知道为什么 | |
| 1947 | |
| 01:47:45,766 --> 01:47:47,366 | |
| 我不知道发生什么事情了 | |
| 1948 | |
| 01:47:47,366 --> 01:47:49,599 | |
| 就我爸呃出差了 | |
| 1949 | |
| 01:47:49,650 --> 01:47:52,566 | |
| 呃之前出差挺长一段时间的 | |
| 1950 | |
| 01:47:52,566 --> 01:47:54,999 | |
| 然后我我爸出差之前嘛 | |
| 1951 | |
| 01:47:55,133 --> 01:47:59,166 | |
| 然后那个时候我嫌我猫睡觉要打扰我 | |
| 1952 | |
| 01:47:59,166 --> 01:48:00,599 | |
| 然后我是让我猫 | |
| 1953 | |
| 01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:01,000 | |
| 呃我是 | |
| 1954 | |
| 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:03,483 | |
| 我是让我猫跟我爸一个房间睡的 | |
| 1955 | |
| 01:48:03,533 --> 01:48:05,733 | |
| 然后我猫都是睡我爸那个枕头上 | |
| 1956 | |
| 01:48:05,733 --> 01:48:06,566 | |
| 或者被子 | |
| 1957 | |
| 01:48:06,566 --> 01:48:07,366 | |
| 被子上 | |
| 1958 | |
| 01:48:07,533 --> 01:48:10,449 | |
| 关系可好了每天一起睡觉来着 | |
| 1959 | |
| 01:48:10,733 --> 01:48:13,533 | |
| 结果现在我爸那个出差完回来之后 | |
| 1960 | |
| 01:48:13,533 --> 01:48:14,799 | |
| 特别讨厌我爸 | |
| 1961 | |
| 01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:17,283 | |
| 不是特别讨厌就已经是那种 | |
| 1962 | |
| 01:48:17,966 --> 01:48:18,649 | |
| 怎么说呢 | |
| 1963 | |
| 01:48:18,650 --> 01:48:21,600 | |
| 抱都抱不到就是我我把我抱着在家 | |
| 1964 | |
| 01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:22,733 | |
| 然后递给我爸 | |
| 1965 | |
| 01:48:22,733 --> 01:48:25,483 | |
| 然后我我猫就会立刻很很紧张 | |
| 1966 | |
| 01:48:25,483 --> 01:48:26,399 | |
| 然后那个 | |
| 1967 | |
| 01:48:26,650 --> 01:48:28,483 | |
| 整个那个爪子也伸出来 | |
| 1968 | |
| 01:48:28,483 --> 01:48:30,399 | |
| 就完全非常抗拒我爸 | |
| 1969 | |
| 01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:31,483 | |
| 我不知道为什么 | |
| 1970 | |
| 01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:33,400 | |
| 那是不因为我爸那天回来 | |
| 1971 | |
| 01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,050 | |
| 带了一个很那种 | |
| 1972 | |
| 01:48:35,083 --> 01:48:35,999 | |
| 那个什么 | |
| 1973 | |
| 01:48:36,366 --> 01:48:38,283 | |
| 那种很傻的那种帽子 | |
| 1974 | |
| 01:48:38,533 --> 01:48:40,849 | |
| 那个帽子可能看起来太恐怖了 | |
| 1975 | |
| 01:48:40,850 --> 01:48:41,883 | |
| 我也不知道 | |
| 1976 | |
| 01:48:44,933 --> 01:48:46,049 | |
| 那天我爸一回来 | |
| 1977 | |
| 01:48:46,050 --> 01:48:48,166 | |
| 我妈看到我爸就就吓他 | |
| 1978 | |
| 01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:49,766 | |
| 那个转身就跑了 | |
| 1979 | |
| 01:48:50,166 --> 01:48:52,566 | |
| 虽然不排除他是已经认不出我爸了 | |
| 1980 | |
| 01:48:52,566 --> 01:48:54,999 | |
| 但是在后来的这么长的时间里 | |
| 1981 | |
| 01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:56,650 | |
| 我爸都回来一个月了吧 | |
| 1982 | |
| 01:48:56,933 --> 01:49:00,199 | |
| 我妈还是很讨厌我爸很神奇想不明白 | |
| 1983 | |
| 01:49:05,450 --> 01:49:06,400 | |
| 很神奇 | |
| 1984 | |
| 01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:09,166 | |
| 我爸也说我猫很讨厌他 | |
| 1985 | |
| 01:49:09,166 --> 01:49:11,733 | |
| 我猫那个什么还把他那个抓伤了呢 | |
| 1986 | |
| 01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:13,083 | |
| 对我爸想抱他 | |
| 1987 | |
| 01:49:13,283 --> 01:49:15,599 | |
| 然后从我怀里那个什么抱到 | |
| 1988 | |
| 01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:16,800 | |
| 抱过去之后 | |
| 1989 | |
| 01:49:16,883 --> 01:49:20,166 | |
| 然后我猫太紧张然后把他那个那个 | |
| 1990 | |
| 01:49:23,766 --> 01:49:25,483 | |
| 把他手抓伤了来着 | |
| 1991 | |
| 01:49:28,850 --> 01:49:29,733 | |
| 那我妈就不会 | |
| 1992 | |
| 01:49:29,733 --> 01:49:32,683 | |
| 抓我和我妈就是我我们俩抱他的话 | |
| 1993 | |
| 01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,766 | |
| 很奇怪不知道为什么 | |
| 1994 | |
| 01:49:34,966 --> 01:49:37,166 | |
| 我感觉就是我爸那天回来的时候 | |
| 1995 | |
| 01:49:37,166 --> 01:49:38,933 | |
| 我爸没抱够啊 | |
| 1996 | |
| 01:49:39,933 --> 01:49:40,733 | |
| 而且 | |
| 1997 | |
| 01:49:41,533 --> 01:49:42,449 | |
| 不走也还好吧 | |
| 1998 | |
| 01:49:42,450 --> 01:49:44,766 | |
| 我那天不是在我亲戚家摸了那个泰迪 | |
| 1999 | |
| 01:49:44,766 --> 01:49:45,566 | |
| 吗 | |
| 2000 | |
| 01:49:46,450 --> 01:49:49,366 | |
| 然后回来我妈还闻到我手上的味道啊 | |
| 2001 | |
| 01:49:49,366 --> 01:49:51,566 | |
| 但是他也没有没有什么那个情况 | |
| 2002 | |
| 01:49:51,883 --> 01:49:54,366 | |
| 不是就是就是划破皮了 | |
| 2003 | |
| 01:49:56,966 --> 01:49:57,533 | |
| 就是就是 | |
| 2004 | |
| 01:49:57,533 --> 01:49:58,483 | |
| 我爸那天回来时候 | |
| 2005 | |
| 01:49:58,483 --> 01:50:00,249 | |
| 带了一个贼搞笑的那个帽子 | |
| 2006 | |
| 01:50:00,250 --> 01:50:01,250 | |
| 就是那种 | |
| 2007 | |
| 01:50:02,133 --> 01:50:03,199 | |
| 有点像厨师帽 | |
| 2008 | |
| 01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:05,366 | |
| 但是他是毛茸茸的你们知道吗 | |
| 2009 | |
| 01:50:05,683 --> 01:50:07,333 | |
| 很古老的那种啊 | |
| 2010 | |
| 01:50:07,966 --> 01:50:09,733 | |
| 然后耳朵还要翻一翻 | |
| 2011 | |
| 01:50:09,733 --> 01:50:13,766 | |
| 一翻一翻翻上去你们懂吗好搞笑 | |
| 2012 | |
| 01:50:15,083 --> 01:50:17,849 | |
| 就是有点像军大衣会配的那种帽子 | |
| 2013 | |
| 01:50:17,850 --> 01:50:20,050 | |
| 你们你们能想象出来吗 | |
| 2014 | |
| 01:50:21,083 --> 01:50:21,933 | |
| 哎那个太极 | |
| 2015 | |
| 01:50:21,933 --> 01:50:22,249 | |
| 说实话 | |
| 2016 | |
| 01:50:22,250 --> 01:50:24,566 | |
| 后来我又那个什么觉得他可爱了 | |
| 2017 | |
| 01:50:24,566 --> 01:50:27,249 | |
| 因为那个真的我待会跟你说啊 | |
| 2018 | |
| 01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:28,933 | |
| 你们能想出来吗 | |
| 2019 | |
| 01:50:35,450 --> 01:50:37,133 | |
| 总之就是那种帽子 | |
| 2020 | |
| 01:50:37,450 --> 01:50:38,566 | |
| 贼搞笑了 | |
| 2021 | |
| 01:50:40,883 --> 01:50:43,049 | |
| 那还那个太极哎我但是我觉得 | |
| 2022 | |
| 01:50:43,483 --> 01:50:44,799 | |
| 他好粘人好可爱哦 | |
| 2023 | |
| 01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:47,533 | |
| 就是后来我要走了我又蹲在他旁边 | |
| 2024 | |
| 01:50:47,533 --> 01:50:49,599 | |
| 然后然后他就一直叫你们知道吗 | |
| 2025 | |
| 01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:51,450 | |
| 就是我一走出去他就一直叫 | |
| 2026 | |
| 01:50:51,450 --> 01:50:53,733 | |
| 然后我一靠近他然后摸他的头 | |
| 2027 | |
| 01:50:53,733 --> 01:50:55,133 | |
| 他就安静下来了 | |
| 2028 | |
| 01:50:55,283 --> 01:50:56,849 | |
| 本来他是跳起来2 | |
| 2029 | |
| 01:50:56,850 --> 01:50:58,366 | |
| 就是那个像人一样站起来 | |
| 2030 | |
| 01:50:58,366 --> 01:50:59,766 | |
| 然后一直叫一直叫 | |
| 2031 | |
| 01:50:59,766 --> 01:51:01,166 | |
| 然后我一摸他的头啊 | |
| 2032 | |
| 01:51:01,166 --> 01:51:02,599 | |
| 他就安静下来那个 | |
| 2033 | |
| 01:51:02,733 --> 01:51:03,683 | |
| 然后让我摸 | |
| 2034 | |
| 01:51:03,683 --> 01:51:05,049 | |
| 然后我手一放下 | |
| 2035 | |
| 01:51:05,333 --> 01:51:07,849 | |
| 拿出手机打个字他就一直叫一直 | |
| 2036 | |
| 01:51:08,683 --> 01:51:10,049 | |
| 然后用爪子扒我 | |
| 2037 | |
| 01:51:10,050 --> 01:51:11,450 | |
| 然后想想被摸头 | |
| 2038 | |
| 01:51:11,450 --> 01:51:13,200 | |
| 然后一摸头他又安静了 | |
| 2039 | |
| 01:51:13,200 --> 01:51:14,766 | |
| 好可爱呀 | |
| 2040 | |
| 01:51:17,366 --> 01:51:19,333 | |
| 然后我走的时候 | |
| 2041 | |
| 01:51:19,450 --> 01:51:21,966 | |
| 就我跟我那个奶奶说拜拜 | |
| 2042 | |
| 01:51:21,966 --> 01:51:23,249 | |
| 然后我走了之后 | |
| 2043 | |
| 01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:25,766 | |
| 然后那个那个泰迪还一直在叫 | |
| 2044 | |
| 01:51:26,283 --> 01:51:28,483 | |
| 我已经走出去老远了他还在叫 | |
| 2045 | |
| 01:51:28,650 --> 01:51:30,133 | |
| 不是我跟他说 | |
| 2046 | |
| 01:51:30,133 --> 01:51:32,249 | |
| 我就跟我就跟那个狗说拜拜 | |
| 2047 | |
| 01:51:32,483 --> 01:51:34,333 | |
| 然后他就一直叫我我就走了 | |
| 2048 | |
| 01:51:34,333 --> 01:51:35,333 | |
| 他就一直叫 | |
| 2049 | |
| 01:51:35,566 --> 01:51:37,366 | |
| 太可爱了吧 | |
| 2050 | |
| 01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:39,050 | |
| 太粘人了吧 | |
| 2051 | |
| 01:51:39,050 --> 01:51:40,450 | |
| 好想养狗啊 | |
| 2052 | |
| 01:51:41,283 --> 01:51:42,733 | |
| 像我像猫啊 | |
| 2053 | |
| 01:51:42,733 --> 01:51:44,999 | |
| 那什么我死在外面他都不会叫 | |
| 2054 | |
| 01:51:45,083 --> 01:51:49,683 | |
| 哎说极端了啊确实是啊就是狗真的哎 | |
| 2055 | |
| 01:51:49,683 --> 01:51:51,366 | |
| 我这方面还是蛮好 | |
| 2056 | |
| 01:51:51,566 --> 01:51:54,049 | |
| 我爸当时也觉得那个狗好粘人 | |
| 2057 | |
| 01:51:54,166 --> 01:51:55,449 | |
| 想养狗了 | |
| 2058 | |
| 01:52:08,133 --> 01:52:09,799 | |
| 狗是比猫聪明的 | |
| 2059 | |
| 01:52:11,283 --> 01:52:13,283 | |
| 应该猫没有那么聪明啊 | |
| 2060 | |
| 01:52:16,166 --> 01:52:17,766 | |
| 是他是个活的多年 | |
| 2061 | |
| 01:52:17,766 --> 01:52:19,366 | |
| 而且那个什么我 | |
| 2062 | |
| 01:52:19,366 --> 01:52:21,733 | |
| 我当时我发微博不是说那个 | |
| 2063 | |
| 01:52:21,733 --> 01:52:23,483 | |
| 我们一进门那个呃 | |
| 2064 | |
| 01:52:23,483 --> 01:52:24,566 | |
| 泰迪一直叫吗 | |
| 2065 | |
| 01:52:24,566 --> 01:52:26,733 | |
| 后来发现原来他是在凶我爸 | |
| 2066 | |
| 01:52:26,933 --> 01:52:29,399 | |
| 这我奶奶说他那个泰迪特别讨厌 | |
| 2067 | |
| 01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:31,733 | |
| 我爸就说那个泰迪很小的时候 | |
| 2068 | |
| 01:52:31,733 --> 01:52:33,966 | |
| 那个泰迪已经10岁了你们知道吗 | |
| 2069 | |
| 01:52:33,966 --> 01:52:37,399 | |
| 他说那个泰迪一岁还是多少岁的时候 | |
| 2070 | |
| 01:52:38,283 --> 01:52:40,883 | |
| 就是那个泰迪很小的时候我爸打过他 | |
| 2071 | |
| 01:52:40,966 --> 01:52:42,799 | |
| 就是我爸就是那个什么 | |
| 2072 | |
| 01:52:42,933 --> 01:52:45,566 | |
| 我当时我问了一下我说你打他干嘛呢 | |
| 2073 | |
| 01:52:45,566 --> 01:52:47,083 | |
| 他说什么那个什么 | |
| 2074 | |
| 01:52:47,133 --> 01:52:49,083 | |
| 那个狗那什么那个什么 | |
| 2075 | |
| 01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:51,399 | |
| 哎我忘记了他就那种拍他 | |
| 2076 | |
| 01:52:51,566 --> 01:52:53,366 | |
| 打他屁股还是打他头啊 | |
| 2077 | |
| 01:52:53,483 --> 01:52:54,999 | |
| 那个狗就一直很讨厌他 | |
| 2078 | |
| 01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,083 | |
| 他每次来我奶奶家 | |
| 2079 | |
| 01:52:56,083 --> 01:52:58,366 | |
| 去我奶奶家那个狗就一直狂叫他 | |
| 2080 | |
| 01:52:58,450 --> 01:52:59,766 | |
| 太搞笑 | |
| 2081 | |
| 01:53:00,683 --> 01:53:03,133 | |
| 啊太缺德了 | |
| 2082 | |
| 01:53:03,250 --> 01:53:04,883 | |
| 但是但是 | |
| 2083 | |
| 01:53:04,966 --> 01:53:08,199 | |
| 但是那个什么他们和解了大家 | |
| 2084 | |
| 01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:11,850 | |
| 就我爸那个什么拿吃的喂了他那个 | |
| 2085 | |
| 01:53:11,850 --> 01:53:12,766 | |
| 喂了他几口 | |
| 2086 | |
| 01:53:12,766 --> 01:53:16,399 | |
| 那个泰迪就就又那个原谅我爸了 | |
| 2087 | |
| 01:53:16,400 --> 01:53:17,366 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 2088 | |
| 01:53:18,450 --> 01:53:20,600 | |
| 那这句话怎么讲的这么搞笑啊 | |
| 2089 | |
| 01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,533 | |
| 但是我爸那个什么 | |
| 2090 | |
| 01:53:22,533 --> 01:53:24,483 | |
| 我爸说你看我待会喂他几个吃的 | |
| 2091 | |
| 01:53:24,483 --> 01:53:26,166 | |
| 他就他就那个什么好了 | |
| 2092 | |
| 01:53:26,166 --> 01:53:27,566 | |
| 就喂了他几个吃的那个 | |
| 2093 | |
| 01:53:27,566 --> 01:53:28,733 | |
| 那个泰迪就乖了 | |
| 2094 | |
| 01:53:28,733 --> 01:53:30,133 | |
| 就也让摸头了 | |
| 2095 | |
| 01:53:30,366 --> 01:53:32,999 | |
| 哇塞狗的性格也太好了 | |
| 2096 | |
| 01:53:33,850 --> 01:53:39,366 | |
| 真好和解了哈哈原谅我爸了哈哈 | |
| 2097 | |
| 01:53:56,283 --> 01:53:57,683 | |
| 我的纸呢 | |
| 2098 | |
| 01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:05,200 | |
| okay | |
| 2099 | |
| 01:54:22,650 --> 01:54:25,883 | |
| 你们想不想先小听一下这个人头麦啊 | |
| 2100 | |
| 01:54:26,933 --> 01:54:29,166 | |
| 就只只说一句话感受一下 | |
| 2101 | |
| 01:54:29,166 --> 01:54:31,083 | |
| 我觉得没啥区别因为 | |
| 2102 | |
| 01:54:32,483 --> 01:54:36,199 | |
| 我是说整整个的他那个音质没啥区别 | |
| 2103 | |
| 01:54:42,766 --> 01:54:43,566 | |
| NO | |
| 2104 | |
| 01:55:15,916 --> 01:55:18,516 | |
| 我觉得我应该有一个什么待机画面 | |
| 2105 | |
| 01:55:18,516 --> 01:55:19,316 | |
| 哼哼 | |
| 2106 | |
| 01:55:21,233 --> 01:55:22,233 | |
| 但是我没有 | |
| 2107 | |
| 01:55:51,033 --> 01:55:52,083 | |
| 喂喂喂 | |
| 2108 | |
| 01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:53,483 | |
| 有区别吗 | |
| 2109 | |
| 01:55:55,483 --> 01:55:57,199 | |
| 为什么另外一个没声了 | |
| 2110 | |
| 01:56:06,116 --> 01:56:07,883 | |
| 喂喂喂喂喂喂 | |
| 2111 | |
| 01:56:08,166 --> 01:56:09,633 | |
| 是没区别是吧 | |
| 2112 | |
| 01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,566 | |
| 是没区别 | |
| 2113 | |
| 01:56:16,316 --> 01:56:17,316 | |
| 完蛋 | |
| 2114 | |
| 01:56:19,716 --> 01:56:22,433 | |
| 不是不是我说的是那种啊 | |
| 2115 | |
| 01:56:22,633 --> 01:56:24,599 | |
| 不是左右耳朵我说的是那种 | |
| 2116 | |
| 01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:26,683 | |
| 就是距离很近的感觉 | |
| 2117 | |
| 01:56:27,116 --> 01:56:29,366 | |
| 有没有那种音质上的区别 | |
| 2118 | |
| 01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:33,116 | |
| 那种感觉离耳朵很近的感觉有吗 | |
| 2119 | |
| 01:56:33,316 --> 01:56:34,166 | |
| 喂喂喂 | |
| 2120 | |
| 01:56:34,716 --> 01:56:35,516 | |
| 没有吗 | |
| 2121 | |
| 01:56:38,883 --> 01:56:41,233 | |
| 那我不知道那可能真的要调一下了 | |
| 2122 | |
| 01:56:43,366 --> 01:56:44,283 | |
| 你好 | |
| 2123 | |
| 01:56:46,400 --> 01:56:47,683 | |
| 有区别吗 | |
| 2124 | |
| 01:56:48,366 --> 01:56:50,399 | |
| 我想自己听一下 | |
| 2125 | |
| 01:57:04,483 --> 01:57:05,716 | |
| 啊啊啊喂 | |
| 2126 | |
| 01:57:07,233 --> 01:57:09,883 | |
| 是吗我自己听也觉得没有很大区别 | |
| 2127 | |
| 01:57:09,883 --> 01:57:11,116 | |
| 好奇怪啊 | |
| 2128 | |
| 01:57:21,283 --> 01:57:23,166 | |
| 哎你们能听到这个的声音吗 | |
| 2129 | |
| 01:57:24,366 --> 01:57:26,516 | |
| 喂喂喂喂能听到吗 | |
| 2130 | |
| 01:57:36,233 --> 01:57:37,083 | |
| 喂喂喂 | |
| 2131 | |
| 01:57:37,116 --> 01:57:39,083 | |
| 这是什么呀这为什么 | |
| 2132 | |
| 01:57:39,116 --> 01:57:39,916 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2133 | |
| 01:57:40,366 --> 01:57:41,366 | |
| 能听到吗 | |
| 2134 | |
| 01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:43,566 | |
| 看我研究的 | |
| 2135 | |
| 01:57:43,566 --> 01:57:44,366 | |
| sorry i didn't catch your name earlier | |
| 2136 | |
| 01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:56,916 | |
| 有没有那我但是 | |
| 2137 | |
| 01:57:57,233 --> 01:58:00,083 | |
| 我觉得这个他那个没没有那么明显啊 | |
| 2138 | |
| 01:58:00,083 --> 01:58:02,683 | |
| 没有别人我听别人的那么好听啊 | |
| 2139 | |
| 01:58:03,083 --> 01:58:06,833 | |
| 我耳朵啊这是什么啊你这等等 | |
| 2140 | |
| 01:58:07,033 --> 01:58:09,633 | |
| 你们感觉没感觉到吗捂耳朵 | |
| 2141 | |
| 01:58:12,966 --> 01:58:15,633 | |
| 没啥啥也没有哎完蛋 | |
| 2142 | |
| 01:58:17,433 --> 01:58:18,283 | |
| 再来再来一次 | |
| 2143 | |
| 01:58:18,683 --> 01:58:19,599 | |
| 怎么回事 | |
| 2144 | |
| 01:58:26,683 --> 01:58:27,483 | |
| 有吗 | |
| 2145 | |
| 01:58:35,033 --> 01:58:36,316 | |
| 没感觉吗 | |
| 2146 | |
| 01:58:37,600 --> 01:58:38,033 | |
| 哼 | |
| 2147 | |
| 01:58:38,033 --> 01:58:40,966 | |
| 那完蛋等等我再试试别急 | |
| 2148 | |
| 01:59:15,683 --> 01:59:18,399 | |
| 别急别别急我还没开始呢 | |
| 2149 | |
| 01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:21,766 | |
| 我先调调我看看是不是这么调的 | |
| 2150 | |
| 01:59:22,600 --> 01:59:25,433 | |
| 该是要用这个啊不对不对不是这个 | |
| 2151 | |
| 01:59:25,833 --> 01:59:27,883 | |
| 应该是用这个嗯 | |
| 2152 | |
| 01:59:30,366 --> 01:59:31,199 | |
| 这个吧 | |
| 2153 | |
| 01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:33,000 | |
| 你把这个 | |
| 2154 | |
| 01:59:54,033 --> 01:59:54,516 | |
| 啊 | |
| 2155 | |
| 01:59:54,516 --> 01:59:57,683 | |
| 现在是单身的但是别急现在有区别吗 | |
| 2156 | |
| 02:00:17,833 --> 02:00:18,633 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2157 | |
| 02:00:20,566 --> 02:00:21,366 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2158 | |
| 02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:27,083 | |
| 这个现在是左边还是右边啊 | |
| 2159 | |
| 02:00:37,166 --> 02:00:39,316 | |
| 喂喂喂现在是右边吗 | |
| 2160 | |
| 02:00:39,516 --> 02:00:41,916 | |
| 现在音量是不是比左边小啊 | |
| 2161 | |
| 02:00:42,683 --> 02:00:43,683 | |
| 喂喂喂 | |
| 2162 | |
| 02:00:43,883 --> 02:00:46,883 | |
| 现在是左边是吗哈哈哈 | |
| 2163 | |
| 02:00:52,283 --> 02:00:53,799 | |
| 现在是左边是吗 | |
| 2164 | |
| 02:00:54,483 --> 02:00:54,883 | |
| 对 | |
| 2165 | |
| 02:00:54,883 --> 02:00:58,233 | |
| 我也觉得这个麦克风他右边比左边小 | |
| 2166 | |
| 02:00:59,433 --> 02:01:01,883 | |
| 现在有现在声音怎么样呢 | |
| 2167 | |
| 02:01:03,166 --> 02:01:04,683 | |
| 喂喂喂你好 | |
| 2168 | |
| 02:01:06,883 --> 02:01:08,199 | |
| 还要大一点 | |
| 2169 | |
| 02:01:15,566 --> 02:01:16,516 | |
| 喂喂喂 | |
| 2170 | |
| 02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,000 | |
| 现在呢 | |
| 2171 | |
| 02:01:26,633 --> 02:01:28,116 | |
| 现在还小吗 | |
| 2172 | |
| 02:01:30,916 --> 02:01:33,799 | |
| OK那嗯嗯等等别在那 | |
| 2173 | |
| 02:01:34,033 --> 02:01:36,683 | |
| 那你们觉得现在听起来音质有没有 | |
| 2174 | |
| 02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:38,433 | |
| 跟音质怎么样 | |
| 2175 | |
| 02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:41,083 | |
| 等我自己也录一个等等啊 | |
| 2176 | |
| 02:01:45,633 --> 02:01:48,366 | |
| why喂喂晚上好 | |
| 2177 | |
| 02:01:50,716 --> 02:01:52,116 | |
| 听起来怎么样 | |
| 2178 | |
| 02:01:54,883 --> 02:01:55,516 | |
| 五 | |
| 2179 | |
| 02:01:55,516 --> 02:01:56,766 | |
| 五个耳朵试试 | |
| 2180 | |
| 02:02:13,916 --> 02:02:16,033 | |
| 哈哈哈哈怎么样 | |
| 2181 | |
| 02:02:32,033 --> 02:02:34,083 | |
| 婴儿我不知道为什么声音特别小啊 | |
| 2182 | |
| 02:02:34,083 --> 02:02:34,883 | |
| 我感觉他这 | |
| 2183 | |
| 02:02:34,883 --> 02:02:37,199 | |
| 右边麦克风是不是有什么问题 | |
| 2184 | |
| 02:02:42,166 --> 02:02:46,516 | |
| 1234567我给我自己听一下试试 | |
| 2185 | |
| 02:02:49,083 --> 02:02:50,033 | |
| 好结束啊 | |
| 2186 | |
| 02:03:44,116 --> 02:03:44,916 | |
| hello | |
| 2187 | |
| 02:03:46,283 --> 02:03:48,599 | |
| 你们再听一下跟现在有区别吗 | |
| 2188 | |
| 02:03:49,966 --> 02:03:52,283 | |
| 跟现在有区别吗 | |
| 2189 | |
| 02:03:58,116 --> 02:03:59,966 | |
| 确确实抱歉抱歉 | |
| 2190 | |
| 02:04:00,516 --> 02:04:02,166 | |
| 刚才没调回来 | |
| 2191 | |
| 02:04:02,483 --> 02:04:03,483 | |
| 有区别吗 | |
| 2192 | |
| 02:04:03,516 --> 02:04:06,083 | |
| 我自己听听试试看看 | |
| 2193 | |
| 02:04:10,166 --> 02:04:11,083 | |
| 等等等等 | |
| 2194 | |
| 02:04:11,083 --> 02:04:13,433 | |
| 等等等等我还没调回去 | |
| 2195 | |
| 02:04:19,683 --> 02:04:20,799 | |
| 请稍等 | |
| 2196 | |
| 02:04:22,483 --> 02:04:23,566 | |
| 请稍等 | |
| 2197 | |
| 02:04:26,233 --> 02:04:27,033 | |
| 听说 | |
| 2198 | |
| 02:04:29,433 --> 02:04:30,283 | |
| 现在好了吧 | |
| 2199 | |
| 02:04:30,283 --> 02:04:31,083 | |
| 大家 | |
| 2200 | |
| 02:04:35,516 --> 02:04:36,483 | |
| 这样好了吧 | |
| 2201 | |
| 02:04:38,316 --> 02:04:38,833 | |
| OK | |
| 2202 | |
| 02:04:38,833 --> 02:04:41,399 | |
| 闭个麦我们自己去听一下哈哈哈 | |
| 2203 | |
| 02:04:41,400 --> 02:04:43,683 | |
| 我自己去听一下有什么区别 | |
| 2204 | |
| 02:05:46,433 --> 02:05:47,716 | |
| i'm宝贝可 | |
| 2205 | |
| 02:05:51,916 --> 02:05:53,283 | |
| 你们觉得怎么样啊 | |
| 2206 | |
| 02:06:01,166 --> 02:06:01,999 | |
| 君子呀 | |
| 2207 | |
| 02:06:05,083 --> 02:06:06,166 | |
| 你好啊 | |
| 2208 | |
| 02:06:18,483 --> 02:06:20,116 | |
| 还有很多问题呢 | |
| 2209 | |
| 02:06:29,233 --> 02:06:30,033 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2210 | |
| 02:06:32,800 --> 02:06:34,366 | |
| 还有很多问题 | |
| 2211 | |
| 02:06:34,366 --> 02:06:35,999 | |
| 比如说我觉得这个右边的 | |
| 2212 | |
| 02:06:36,000 --> 02:06:39,116 | |
| 比左边声音小好多啊然后 | |
| 2213 | |
| 02:06:39,833 --> 02:06:40,883 | |
| 然后 | |
| 2214 | |
| 02:06:41,483 --> 02:06:43,633 | |
| 他给我的那个东西 | |
| 2215 | |
| 02:06:43,633 --> 02:06:45,883 | |
| 我没有看到有任何一个支撑 | |
| 2216 | |
| 02:06:45,883 --> 02:06:47,833 | |
| 这两个麦克风的架子 | |
| 2217 | |
| 02:06:48,433 --> 02:06:51,233 | |
| 这没有办法支撑啊只能拿手握着 | |
| 2218 | |
| 02:06:54,316 --> 02:06:55,799 | |
| 只能拿手端着 | |
| 2219 | |
| 02:07:00,283 --> 02:07:01,083 | |
| 哈哈 | |
| 2220 | |
| 02:07:01,483 --> 02:07:03,399 | |
| 别的倒是没啥 | |
| 2221 | |
| 02:07:03,516 --> 02:07:06,166 | |
| 就是我自己听着感觉没什么区别 | |
| 2222 | |
| 02:07:06,283 --> 02:07:07,399 | |
| 区别不大 | |
| 2223 | |
| 02:07:09,083 --> 02:07:13,633 | |
| 问了呀之前都问了还在还在还在 | |
| 2224 | |
| 02:07:14,316 --> 02:07:15,566 | |
| 等待 | |
| 2225 | |
| 02:07:18,000 --> 02:07:19,566 | |
| 妈妈妈妈妈妈 | |
| 2226 | |
| 02:07:20,233 --> 02:07:21,033 | |
| 么么 | |
| 2227 | |
| 02:07:23,083 --> 02:07:23,883 | |
| 我听心 | |
| 2228 | |
| 02:07:23,883 --> 02:07:26,799 | |
| 我自己都听了一下是能听到的确实 | |
| 2229 | |
| 02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:33,233 | |
| 但是我感觉他那个塞进去啊就是 | |
| 2230 | |
| 02:07:33,633 --> 02:07:36,233 | |
| 跟衣服摩擦声音好大呀 | |
| 2231 | |
| 02:07:38,283 --> 02:07:39,116 | |
| 就是 | |
| 2232 | |
| 02:07:39,316 --> 02:07:42,766 | |
| 放上去的时候首先要跟那个要那个 | |
| 2233 | |
| 02:07:43,116 --> 02:07:44,916 | |
| 衣服的话很近 | |
| 2234 | |
| 02:07:53,316 --> 02:07:53,999 | |
| 哼 | |
| 2235 | |
| 02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:56,566 | |
| 谁都解贴皮肤哈哈 | |
| 2236 | |
| 02:08:00,083 --> 02:08:00,883 | |
| 哼 | |
| 2237 | |
| 02:08:03,116 --> 02:08:04,716 | |
| 你又很懂了 | |
| 2238 | |
| 02:08:10,916 --> 02:08:11,716 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2239 | |
| 02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:21,233 | |
| 找找个那个什么好了之后找个时间 | |
| 2240 | |
| 02:08:21,283 --> 02:08:23,433 | |
| 等弄好了再找个时间 | |
| 2241 | |
| 02:08:24,316 --> 02:08:25,683 | |
| 然后那个什么 | |
| 2242 | |
| 02:08:26,166 --> 02:08:27,716 | |
| 看看怎么怎么弄 | |
| 2243 | |
| 02:08:30,166 --> 02:08:30,966 | |
| 蹦蹦 | |
| 2244 | |
| 02:08:34,166 --> 02:08:35,566 | |
| 看看怎么弄比较好 | |
| 2245 | |
| 02:08:35,566 --> 02:08:38,199 | |
| 还得再研究研究啊再看看 | |
| 2246 | |
| 02:08:38,366 --> 02:08:41,516 | |
| 那什么自己现在试探试探早了去了 | |
| 2247 | |
| 02:08:41,633 --> 02:08:42,599 | |
| 你下个月吧 | |
| 2248 | |
| 02:08:42,600 --> 02:08:45,366 | |
| 下个月都不下一个月的话 | |
| 2249 | |
| 02:08:46,233 --> 02:08:48,833 | |
| 下一个月吧反正这个月是不可能的 | |
| 2250 | |
| 02:08:48,883 --> 02:08:50,716 | |
| 下个月肯定也要中下去啊 | |
| 2251 | |
| 02:08:50,716 --> 02:08:52,316 | |
| 我得慢慢探索一下 | |
| 2252 | |
| 02:08:52,316 --> 02:08:55,433 | |
| 那个棉签又是怎么怎么挠耳朵的 | |
| 2253 | |
| 02:08:55,683 --> 02:08:58,166 | |
| 之类的然后这个这个怎么设置 | |
| 2254 | |
| 02:08:58,166 --> 02:09:00,083 | |
| 不知道怎么设置啊这个 | |
| 2255 | |
| 02:09:02,966 --> 02:09:05,766 | |
| 哎你们刚才听到有左右边的区别吗 | |
| 2256 | |
| 02:09:06,283 --> 02:09:08,799 | |
| 刚才听到有左右边的区别了吗 | |
| 2257 | |
| 02:09:14,316 --> 02:09:16,366 | |
| 但是右边声音特别小是吗 | |
| 2258 | |
| 02:09:18,116 --> 02:09:21,233 | |
| 二元等1015号以后吧 | |
| 2259 | |
| 02:09:25,233 --> 02:09:28,199 | |
| 好吧好吧明白着明白着 | |
| 2260 | |
| 02:09:41,083 --> 02:09:41,883 | |
| okay | |
| 2261 | |
| 02:09:46,433 --> 02:09:48,116 | |
| 啊那什么 | |
| 2262 | |
| 02:09:48,883 --> 02:09:52,883 | |
| 反正到时候肯定会那个开开开个几场 | |
| 2263 | |
| 02:09:52,966 --> 02:09:54,999 | |
| 开个一两次以后啊 | |
| 2264 | |
| 02:09:55,116 --> 02:09:56,716 | |
| 我说的是这辈子 | |
| 2265 | |
| 02:09:57,033 --> 02:09:58,366 | |
| 我的人生啊 | |
| 2266 | |
| 02:09:59,000 --> 02:10:01,000 | |
| 肯定起码有两次吧 | |
| 2267 | |
| 02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:24,716 | |
| 啊哈哈哈 | |
| 2268 | |
| 02:10:29,000 --> 02:10:30,116 | |
| 闭一下麦啊等等 | |
| 2269 | |
| 02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:05,966 | |
| 哦说话说话 | |
| 2270 | |
| 02:11:11,516 --> 02:11:12,766 | |
| 没有没有没有 | |
| 2271 | |
| 02:11:14,966 --> 02:11:16,633 | |
| 没吃东西没吃啊 | |
| 2272 | |
| 02:11:16,766 --> 02:11:18,366 | |
| 你好你好你好 | |
| 2273 | |
| 02:11:18,433 --> 02:11:20,399 | |
| 好了11点半了 | |
| 2274 | |
| 02:11:20,433 --> 02:11:22,566 | |
| 等一下我先去把房间门锁一下 | |
| 2275 | |
| 02:11:54,283 --> 02:11:55,433 | |
| 唱首歌吧 | |
| 2276 | |
| 02:12:15,116 --> 02:12:15,916 | |
| 哼 | |
| 2277 | |
| 02:12:16,083 --> 02:12:18,033 | |
| 哎但这首歌我有点久唱的了 | |
| 2278 | |
| 02:12:18,033 --> 02:12:19,366 | |
| 不知道还会不会唱 | |
| 2279 | |
| 02:12:28,766 --> 02:12:31,199 | |
| 亲亲亲你 | |
| 2280 | |
| 02:12:36,566 --> 02:12:37,366 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2281 | |
| 02:12:38,916 --> 02:12:40,766 | |
| 看看我先看看伴奏 | |
| 2282 | |
| 02:12:54,366 --> 02:12:56,766 | |
| 啊不是不是我要我要的不是这个伴 | |
| 2283 | |
| 02:12:56,766 --> 02:12:58,599 | |
| 奏我要的不是这个伴奏 | |
| 2284 | |
| 02:13:00,766 --> 02:13:02,916 | |
| 我要的可能是这个伴奏 | |
| 2285 | |
| 02:13:20,083 --> 02:13:21,566 | |
| 看一下key行不行 | |
| 2286 | |
| 02:13:25,283 --> 02:13:28,766 | |
| i'm ready without any makeup on | |
| 2287 | |
| 02:13:28,766 --> 02:13:32,916 | |
| you think i'm funny when i tell the punch line wrong | |
| 2288 | |
| 02:13:32,916 --> 02:13:38,433 | |
| i know you got me so i let my walls come down down | |
| 2289 | |
| 02:13:41,083 --> 02:13:44,166 | |
| before you met me i was alright | |
| 2290 | |
| 02:13:44,166 --> 02:13:46,683 | |
| but things were kind of heavy | |
| 2291 | |
| 02:13:46,683 --> 02:13:53,566 | |
| you brought me to life now every February you'll be my Valentine | |
| 2292 | |
| 02:13:54,316 --> 02:14:00,516 | |
| Valentine let's go all the way tonight | |
| 2293 | |
| 02:14:00,516 --> 02:14:04,316 | |
| no regretsjust love | |
| 2294 | |
| 02:14:04,316 --> 02:14:08,716 | |
| we can dance until we die | |
| 2295 | |
| 02:14:08,716 --> 02:14:13,516 | |
| you and i will be young forever | |
| 2296 | |
| 02:14:13,600 --> 02:14:20,000 | |
| you make mefeel like i'm living a teenage dream | |
| 2297 | |
| 02:14:20,083 --> 02:14:24,033 | |
| the way you turn me on i can't sleep | |
| 2298 | |
| 02:14:24,083 --> 02:14:27,516 | |
| let's run away and don't ever look back | |
| 2299 | |
| 02:14:27,516 --> 02:14:29,433 | |
| don't ever look back | |
| 2300 | |
| 02:14:30,033 --> 02:14:34,116 | |
| my heart stops when you look at me | |
| 2301 | |
| 02:14:34,116 --> 02:14:38,233 | |
| just one touch now baby i believe | |
| 2302 | |
| 02:14:38,366 --> 02:14:39,799 | |
| this is | |
| 2303 | |
| 02:14:39,800 --> 02:14:44,000 | |
| real so take a chance and don't ever look back | |
| 2304 | |
| 02:14:44,000 --> 02:14:46,166 | |
| don't ever look back | |
| 2305 | |
| 02:14:49,033 --> 02:14:51,566 | |
| 不会啊这个应该要生3个 | |
| 2306 | |
| 02:14:51,566 --> 02:14:54,083 | |
| 我感觉或者4个再试试呢 | |
| 2307 | |
| 02:14:54,083 --> 02:14:55,166 | |
| 我先定一下 | |
| 2308 | |
| 02:15:09,200 --> 02:15:13,283 | |
| you think i'm ready without any makeup on | |
| 2309 | |
| 02:15:13,283 --> 02:15:17,366 | |
| you think i'm funny when i tell the top pumps right round | |
| 2310 | |
| 02:15:17,400 --> 02:15:20,166 | |
| i know you get me so i let my | |
| 2311 | |
| 02:15:25,516 --> 02:15:31,199 | |
| before you met me i was alright but things were kind of heavy | |
| 2312 | |
| 02:15:31,200 --> 02:15:32,766 | |
| you brought me to life | |
| 2313 | |
| 02:15:32,766 --> 02:15:39,999 | |
| now every February you'll be my veryValentine Valentine | |
| 2314 | |
| 02:15:40,516 --> 02:15:45,083 | |
| let's go all the way tonight | |
| 2315 | |
| 02:15:45,083 --> 02:15:45,883 | |
| no regret | |
| 2316 | |
| 02:15:47,166 --> 02:15:53,199 | |
| just love we can dance until we die | |
| 2317 | |
| 02:15:53,233 --> 02:15:58,083 | |
| you and i will be young forever | |
| 2318 | |
| 02:15:58,116 --> 02:16:04,516 | |
| you and me feel like i'm living a teenage dream | |
| 2319 | |
| 02:16:04,883 --> 02:16:08,566 | |
| the way you turn me on i can't sleep | |
| 2320 | |
| 02:16:08,566 --> 02:16:11,999 | |
| let's run away and don't ever look back | |
| 2321 | |
| 02:16:12,000 --> 02:16:14,233 | |
| don't ever look back | |
| 2322 | |
| 02:16:14,516 --> 02:16:20,966 | |
| my heart stops when you look at me just one touch | |
| 2323 | |
| 02:16:20,966 --> 02:16:24,316 | |
| now baby i believe this is | |
| 2324 | |
| 02:16:25,033 --> 02:16:28,366 | |
| so take a chance and don't ever look back | |
| 2325 | |
| 02:16:28,366 --> 02:16:30,566 | |
| don't ever look back | |
| 2326 | |
| 02:16:44,083 --> 02:16:46,599 | |
| 大家可以去听这个藤井树啊 | |
| 2327 | |
| 02:16:46,600 --> 02:16:48,000 | |
| 是藤井风啊 | |
| 2328 | |
| 02:16:48,316 --> 02:16:49,199 | |
| 的版本 | |
| 2329 | |
| 02:16:50,116 --> 02:16:53,083 | |
| 好好听我之前循环过无数次啊 | |
| 2330 | |
| 02:17:00,033 --> 02:17:00,833 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2331 | |
| 02:17:00,883 --> 02:17:02,366 | |
| 确实好听 | |
| 2332 | |
| 02:17:02,483 --> 02:17:03,283 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2333 | |
| 02:17:17,000 --> 02:17:19,200 | |
| 就是藤井说说起来很很 | |
| 2334 | |
| 02:17:19,366 --> 02:17:22,233 | |
| 很那个什么绝对有人叫藤井说好吗 | |
| 2335 | |
| 02:17:23,283 --> 02:17:25,433 | |
| 谢谢大奔叫的年年有福啊 | |
| 2336 | |
| 02:17:25,433 --> 02:17:26,766 | |
| 好谢谢你 | |
| 2337 | |
| 02:17:28,033 --> 02:17:28,916 | |
| 感谢你的支持 | |
| 2338 | |
| 02:17:29,366 --> 02:17:31,316 | |
| 谢谢悸动战士云草的 | |
| 2339 | |
| 02:17:31,316 --> 02:17:33,916 | |
| 正好也显示家人们要的红灯喽 | |
| 2340 | |
| 02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:42,833 | |
| 这首歌叫teenage dream | |
| 2341 | |
| 02:17:52,166 --> 02:17:52,966 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2342 | |
| 02:17:54,166 --> 02:17:54,999 | |
| 啊 | |
| 2343 | |
| 02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:58,200 | |
| 再唱点什么呢瞅瞅 | |
| 2344 | |
| 02:18:08,583 --> 02:18:09,416 | |
| Goodbye | |
| 2345 | |
| 02:18:14,783 --> 02:18:16,416 | |
| 有什么想听的吗 | |
| 2346 | |
| 02:18:41,383 --> 02:18:42,183 | |
| Woo | |
| 2347 | |
| 02:18:46,533 --> 02:18:47,983 | |
| 不行小三不行 | |
| 2348 | |
| 02:18:48,933 --> 02:18:50,066 | |
| 不准小三 | |
| 2349 | |
| 02:19:04,616 --> 02:19:05,416 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2350 | |
| 02:19:06,583 --> 02:19:08,666 | |
| 看看我的伴奏哦NO NO NO NO NO | |
| 2351 | |
| 02:19:18,100 --> 02:19:18,900 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2352 | |
| 02:19:20,700 --> 02:19:21,616 | |
| 走开啊 | |
| 2353 | |
| 02:19:25,866 --> 02:19:26,666 | |
| 我看看 | |
| 2354 | |
| 02:19:27,416 --> 02:19:29,099 | |
| 看看我的伴奏裤啊 | |
| 2355 | |
| 02:19:36,466 --> 02:19:37,333 | |
| 外婆桥 | |
| 2356 | |
| 02:19:43,416 --> 02:19:44,216 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2357 | |
| 02:19:46,300 --> 02:19:47,100 | |
| 尝尝 | |
| 2358 | |
| 02:19:52,533 --> 02:19:53,333 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2359 | |
| 02:19:54,266 --> 02:19:56,333 | |
| 不行小三是付费歌曲 | |
| 2360 | |
| 02:19:58,383 --> 02:19:59,733 | |
| 不能轻易唱 | |
| 2361 | |
| 02:20:09,733 --> 02:20:10,533 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2362 | |
| 02:20:30,783 --> 02:20:31,583 | |
| 哈 | |
| 2363 | |
| 02:20:38,466 --> 02:20:39,816 | |
| 我等等我听一下 | |
| 2364 | |
| 02:20:40,500 --> 02:20:42,066 | |
| 是敲着心门 | |
| 2365 | |
| 02:20:43,216 --> 02:20:44,616 | |
| 门某些雨 | |
| 2366 | |
| 02:20:44,983 --> 02:20:46,616 | |
| 湿会了眼 | |
| 2367 | |
| 02:21:18,700 --> 02:21:21,333 | |
| 捧天下的眼神 | |
| 2368 | |
| 02:21:21,666 --> 02:21:23,299 | |
| 是原唱啊对不起对不起 | |
| 2369 | |
| 02:21:23,300 --> 02:21:24,216 | |
| 最后一次 | |
| 2370 | |
| 02:21:56,733 --> 02:22:01,983 | |
| 乌篷点纱灯岩上青石纹着新纹 | |
| 2371 | |
| 02:22:02,783 --> 02:22:08,266 | |
| 喃喃细语时归来燕子它不等人 | |
| 2372 | |
| 02:22:09,383 --> 02:22:14,299 | |
| 五指方扣桨蓑衣翁龙珍惜桥下绳 | |
| 2373 | |
| 02:22:15,066 --> 02:22:20,266 | |
| 春雨连枝绣花鞋落起唢呐声 | |
| 2374 | |
| 02:22:20,466 --> 02:22:25,016 | |
| 爆竹燃暗淡月弯弯 | |
| 2375 | |
| 02:22:26,616 --> 02:22:31,383 | |
| 锣鼓转踏醒路长长 | |
| 2376 | |
| 02:22:33,016 --> 02:22:38,933 | |
| 烛火晃斑驳儿时廊旁谁家白墙 | |
| 2377 | |
| 02:22:39,733 --> 02:22:43,616 | |
| 照湿谁家闺女脸庞 | |
| 2378 | |
| 02:22:44,983 --> 02:22:51,099 | |
| 摇啊摇15摇过春分就是外婆桥 | |
| 2379 | |
| 02:22:51,266 --> 02:22:55,899 | |
| 盼啊盼阿嬷阿嬷地甜甜叫 | |
| 2380 | |
| 02:22:57,383 --> 02:23:03,383 | |
| 吵啊吵米花糖挂嘴角总是吃不饱 | |
| 2381 | |
| 02:23:03,583 --> 02:23:08,066 | |
| 美啊美小脚桥上翘啊翘 | |
| 2382 | |
| 02:23:23,266 --> 02:23:24,866 | |
| 旁边傻蛋 | |
| 2383 | |
| 02:23:26,216 --> 02:23:27,133 | |
| 哇吓死我 | |
| 2384 | |
| 02:23:31,383 --> 02:23:34,466 | |
| 归来燕子它不等人 | |
| 2385 | |
| 02:23:35,183 --> 02:23:40,416 | |
| 五指方扣桨蓑衣翁正系桥下绳 | |
| 2386 | |
| 02:23:41,266 --> 02:23:46,499 | |
| 春雨轻敛去绣花鞋落起唢呐声 | |
| 2387 | |
| 02:23:46,816 --> 02:23:51,383 | |
| 步儿缓踩吹得泪纷纷 | |
| 2388 | |
| 02:23:52,816 --> 02:23:57,466 | |
| 穿弄堂望去忆满满 | |
| 2389 | |
| 02:23:58,933 --> 02:24:05,133 | |
| 石阶上转身零落多少银铃啷喃 | |
| 2390 | |
| 02:24:05,900 --> 02:24:09,500 | |
| 收起了多少晨与晚 | |
| 2391 | |
| 02:24:11,383 --> 02:24:17,266 | |
| 摇啊摇15摇过秋分就是外婆桥 | |
| 2392 | |
| 02:24:17,466 --> 02:24:22,066 | |
| 乐啊乐阿嬷阿嬷的紧紧抱 | |
| 2393 | |
| 02:24:23,583 --> 02:24:29,616 | |
| 跳啊跳牛郎织女摇摇总是够不着 | |
| 2394 | |
| 02:24:29,816 --> 02:24:34,299 | |
| 眨啊眨对着它们笑啊笑 | |
| 2395 | |
| 02:24:36,066 --> 02:24:41,899 | |
| 摇啊摇15摇过春分就是外婆桥 | |
| 2396 | |
| 02:24:42,066 --> 02:24:46,666 | |
| 盼啊盼阿嬷阿嬷的甜甜叫 | |
| 2397 | |
| 02:24:48,216 --> 02:24:54,183 | |
| 吵啊吵米花糖挂嘴角总是吃不饱 | |
| 2398 | |
| 02:24:54,383 --> 02:24:58,933 | |
| 美啊美小脚桥上翘啊翘 | |
| 2399 | |
| 02:25:56,300 --> 02:25:58,183 | |
| 啊太恐怖了哎等等 | |
| 2400 | |
| 02:26:01,133 --> 02:26:02,583 | |
| 为什么有两个 | |
| 2401 | |
| 02:26:03,333 --> 02:26:04,133 | |
| 哎 | |
| 2402 | |
| 02:26:04,216 --> 02:26:05,983 | |
| 哎等等哎喂 | |
| 2403 | |
| 02:26:07,500 --> 02:26:09,500 | |
| 我的声音为什么这么奇怪啊 | |
| 2404 | |
| 02:26:10,066 --> 02:26:12,899 | |
| 喂喂喂喂喂喂 | |
| 2405 | |
| 02:26:18,700 --> 02:26:19,266 | |
| 喂喂哦 | |
| 2406 | |
| 02:26:19,266 --> 02:26:20,099 | |
| 好了好了 | |
| 2407 | |
| 02:26:22,500 --> 02:26:23,816 | |
| 谢谢大家的打call | |
| 2408 | |
| 02:26:26,016 --> 02:26:28,383 | |
| 谢谢就看你们的告白花束 | |
| 2409 | |
| 02:26:28,533 --> 02:26:29,616 | |
| 谢谢你哦 | |
| 2410 | |
| 02:26:29,666 --> 02:26:30,583 | |
| 谢谢你的支持 | |
| 2411 | |
| 02:26:38,383 --> 02:26:39,383 | |
| 你在盯什么呢 | |
| 2412 | |
| 02:26:39,383 --> 02:26:41,499 | |
| 他在盯着你们的弹幕在滚 | |
| 2413 | |
| 02:26:47,816 --> 02:26:48,016 | |
| 好 | |
| 2414 | |
| 02:26:48,016 --> 02:26:50,816 | |
| 你们在动然后他现在又开始扒屏幕了 | |
| 2415 | |
| 02:26:57,383 --> 02:26:58,183 | |
| you | |
| 2416 | |
| 02:27:14,016 --> 02:27:16,466 | |
| 太可爱了毛茸茸的 | |
| 2417 | |
| 02:27:18,333 --> 02:27:21,383 | |
| 他舔我舌头我很喜欢把他的舌头揪住 | |
| 2418 | |
| 02:27:25,466 --> 02:27:28,383 | |
| 然后他就会不知道发生了什么来 | |
| 2419 | |
| 02:27:42,016 --> 02:27:44,299 | |
| 哎呀他说他舔人可痛了 | |
| 2420 | |
| 02:27:44,300 --> 02:27:46,783 | |
| 不想被他舔太痛了 | |
| 2421 | |
| 02:27:47,100 --> 02:27:48,583 | |
| 手肘上有倒刺 | |
| 2422 | |
| 02:27:53,666 --> 02:27:54,466 | |
| 嗯嗯 | |
| 2423 | |
| 02:27:55,933 --> 02:27:57,416 | |
| 鹅鹅鹅鹅 | |
| 2424 | |
| 02:27:57,783 --> 02:27:59,299 | |
| 谢谢慢慢吃只鸡 | |
| 2425 | |
| 02:27:59,300 --> 02:28:02,183 | |
| 嗷呜的爱心抱枕和七彩裙套 | |
| 2426 | |
| 02:28:02,933 --> 02:28:04,466 | |
| 谢谢你呀 | |
| 2427 | |
| 02:28:07,100 --> 02:28:07,900 | |
| 哼 | |
| 2428 | |
| 02:28:12,866 --> 02:28:13,666 | |
| 咚咚咚 | |
| 2429 | |
| 02:28:16,783 --> 02:28:18,299 | |
| 唱一个 | |
| 2430 | |
| 02:28:20,466 --> 02:28:21,266 | |
| 这个吧 | |
| 2431 | |
| 02:28:26,416 --> 02:28:27,216 | |
| 嗯嗯 | |
| 2432 | |
| 02:28:43,100 --> 02:28:43,900 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2433 | |
| 02:28:45,783 --> 02:28:49,133 | |
| 转动着裙摆想被你猜 | |
| 2434 | |
| 02:28:49,733 --> 02:28:52,466 | |
| 偷偷的张望还没戴 | |
| 2435 | |
| 02:28:53,866 --> 02:28:57,216 | |
| 我王长太在想有你在 | |
| 2436 | |
| 02:28:57,816 --> 02:29:00,583 | |
| 忐忑着多等待你来 | |
| 2437 | |
| 02:29:00,583 --> 02:29:04,183 | |
| 六关花人熬一壶茶醉倒 | |
| 2438 | |
| 02:29:04,666 --> 02:29:08,416 | |
| 即兴便能让我勒船票真懊恼 | |
| 2439 | |
| 02:29:08,666 --> 02:29:12,416 | |
| 像风月太道江南不正好 | |
| 2440 | |
| 02:29:12,700 --> 02:29:16,500 | |
| 撩了与我只剩购物要怎么熬 | |
| 2441 | |
| 02:29:16,783 --> 02:29:20,583 | |
| 还是你的笑容最可爱 | |
| 2442 | |
| 02:29:20,933 --> 02:29:24,416 | |
| 坐着在发烧别一直拆 | |
| 2443 | |
| 02:29:24,783 --> 02:29:28,499 | |
| 阳春时有千万种姿态 | |
| 2444 | |
| 02:29:28,816 --> 02:29:32,416 | |
| 偏偏都能闹到我醒来 | |
| 2445 | |
| 02:29:50,333 --> 02:29:53,699 | |
| 抓一把云彩好生款待 | |
| 2446 | |
| 02:29:54,300 --> 02:29:56,983 | |
| 呵呵的蔓延在眉黛 | |
| 2447 | |
| 02:29:58,333 --> 02:30:01,899 | |
| 我把思念带想有你在 | |
| 2448 | |
| 02:30:02,583 --> 02:30:05,133 | |
| 迢迢的凝视着可爱 | |
| 2449 | |
| 02:30:05,133 --> 02:30:08,733 | |
| 流光把人泡一壶茶醉倒 | |
| 2450 | |
| 02:30:09,183 --> 02:30:12,983 | |
| 七星剑的肉老船票真懊恼 | |
| 2451 | |
| 02:30:13,183 --> 02:30:17,016 | |
| 相逢也太早想漫步正好 | |
| 2452 | |
| 02:30:17,216 --> 02:30:21,066 | |
| 撩乱于我只想购物要怎么熬 | |
| 2453 | |
| 02:30:21,300 --> 02:30:24,983 | |
| 还是你的笑容最可爱 | |
| 2454 | |
| 02:30:25,266 --> 02:30:28,933 | |
| 托着腮发梢别一直踹 | |
| 2455 | |
| 02:30:29,300 --> 02:30:33,016 | |
| 扬唇时有千万种姿态 | |
| 2456 | |
| 02:30:33,383 --> 02:30:37,099 | |
| 偏偏都能挠到我醒来 | |
| 2457 | |
| 02:30:37,466 --> 02:30:41,333 | |
| 还是你的笑容最可爱 | |
| 2458 | |
| 02:30:41,500 --> 02:30:45,016 | |
| 托纸腮发梢别一枝钗 | |
| 2459 | |
| 02:30:45,466 --> 02:30:49,066 | |
| 阳春时有千万种姿态 | |
| 2460 | |
| 02:30:49,500 --> 02:30:53,300 | |
| 偏偏都能闹到我醒来 | |
| 2461 | |
| 02:30:54,466 --> 02:31:01,183 | |
| 哎呀哎呀 | |
| 2462 | |
| 02:31:02,700 --> 02:31:09,183 | |
| 哎呀哎呀 | |
| 2463 | |
| 02:31:16,900 --> 02:31:19,183 | |
| 嗯谁在说我口哨技术差 | |
| 2464 | |
| 02:31:19,183 --> 02:31:21,216 | |
| 搞得我那个有一个字都没跟上 | |
| 2465 | |
| 02:31:21,216 --> 02:31:22,299 | |
| 给我气的 | |
| 2466 | |
| 02:31:28,066 --> 02:31:28,983 | |
| 哪里差 | |
| 2467 | |
| 02:31:39,183 --> 02:31:40,266 | |
| 给我气的 | |
| 2468 | |
| 02:31:40,900 --> 02:31:42,783 | |
| 我之前唱那个 | |
| 2469 | |
| 02:31:43,100 --> 02:31:44,866 | |
| 唱这首歌口哨都是 | |
| 2470 | |
| 02:31:50,016 --> 02:31:51,816 | |
| 现在可是有声的了 | |
| 2471 | |
| 02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:55,783 | |
| 等等等等 | |
| 2472 | |
| 02:32:14,183 --> 02:32:15,299 | |
| 这个还不是很熟练 | |
| 2473 | |
| 02:32:15,300 --> 02:32:17,783 | |
| 但是我那个什么长音听听 | |
| 2474 | |
| 02:32:19,983 --> 02:32:21,583 | |
| 等等等现在有点紧张啊 | |
| 2475 | |
| 02:32:29,933 --> 02:32:31,099 | |
| 这还不够响 | |
| 2476 | |
| 02:32:31,216 --> 02:32:32,583 | |
| 这还不够响吗 | |
| 2477 | |
| 02:32:38,216 --> 02:32:39,533 | |
| 你们说这 | |
| 2478 | |
| 02:32:40,183 --> 02:32:42,666 | |
| 弹幕里指不定多少人还没有我吹的响 | |
| 2479 | |
| 02:32:42,666 --> 02:32:43,466 | |
| 呢 | |
| 2480 | |
| 02:32:50,866 --> 02:32:53,466 | |
| 你们自己承认吧我求你们了 | |
| 2481 | |
| 02:32:53,866 --> 02:32:57,383 | |
| 承认吧很多人没有我厉害的 | |
| 2482 | |
| 02:33:00,066 --> 02:33:01,666 | |
| 水低音我也会啊 | |
| 2483 | |
| 02:33:05,016 --> 02:33:06,133 | |
| 啊好痛好痛好痛 | |
| 2484 | |
| 02:33:06,333 --> 02:33:08,099 | |
| 改天吧改天吧太痛了 | |
| 2485 | |
| 02:33:09,900 --> 02:33:10,783 | |
| 我不相信 | |
| 2486 | |
| 02:33:11,216 --> 02:33:14,299 | |
| 下次连麦就搞这个鼻孔上 | |
| 2487 | |
| 02:33:15,266 --> 02:33:16,899 | |
| 真是服了 | |
| 2488 | |
| 02:33:24,066 --> 02:33:24,866 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2489 | |
| 02:33:28,783 --> 02:33:29,616 | |
| 等一下等一下 | |
| 2490 | |
| 02:33:29,783 --> 02:33:32,983 | |
| 我在想的记住记住记住这啊记住这 | |
| 2491 | |
| 02:33:40,216 --> 02:33:42,299 | |
| 这才是我真实的水准好吧 | |
| 2492 | |
| 02:33:47,533 --> 02:33:50,333 | |
| 不是是有高手啊但是 | |
| 2493 | |
| 02:33:50,816 --> 02:33:52,299 | |
| 有很多人不会吹口哨 | |
| 2494 | |
| 02:33:52,300 --> 02:33:53,100 | |
| 你看你看 | |
| 2495 | |
| 02:33:53,100 --> 02:33:54,300 | |
| 反正我是说这个弹 | |
| 2496 | |
| 02:33:54,300 --> 02:33:55,783 | |
| 幕里很多人不会吹口哨 | |
| 2497 | |
| 02:34:01,666 --> 02:34:02,216 | |
| 啊为什么 | |
| 2498 | |
| 02:34:02,216 --> 02:34:03,816 | |
| 现在发挥不是很稳定啊 | |
| 2499 | |
| 02:34:03,816 --> 02:34:05,099 | |
| 可能今天有点疲惫 | |
| 2500 | |
| 02:34:05,100 --> 02:34:07,416 | |
| 改天状态好的时候再给大家展示 | |
| 2501 | |
| 02:34:07,416 --> 02:34:08,533 | |
| 百分百的我 | |
| 2502 | |
| 02:34:11,816 --> 02:34:13,099 | |
| 哇太响了吧 | |
| 2503 | |
| 02:34:16,500 --> 02:34:18,583 | |
| 很响很响很响的说 | |
| 2504 | |
| 02:34:27,416 --> 02:34:28,733 | |
| 请调整出气口要小 | |
| 2505 | |
| 02:34:40,666 --> 02:34:41,333 | |
| 不行不行啊 | |
| 2506 | |
| 02:34:41,333 --> 02:34:43,666 | |
| 找不着找不着找不着找不着 | |
| 2507 | |
| 02:34:45,183 --> 02:34:46,333 | |
| 找不着找不着 | |
| 2508 | |
| 02:34:46,616 --> 02:34:49,583 | |
| 现在已经是那个什么最最最大限度了 | |
| 2509 | |
| 02:34:49,583 --> 02:34:51,016 | |
| 现在已经是最大限度 | |
| 2510 | |
| 02:34:51,016 --> 02:34:52,333 | |
| 已经是那个 | |
| 2511 | |
| 02:34:52,533 --> 02:34:55,383 | |
| 呃能做到的最好的那个程度了 | |
| 2512 | |
| 02:34:59,700 --> 02:35:01,066 | |
| 关掉滤镜看看 | |
| 2513 | |
| 02:35:08,016 --> 02:35:09,016 | |
| 算了算了算了 | |
| 2514 | |
| 02:35:09,383 --> 02:35:10,183 | |
| 累了 | |
| 2515 | |
| 02:35:10,300 --> 02:35:15,500 | |
| so so i'm in love with all my soul soul of the fall | |
| 2516 | |
| 02:35:20,066 --> 02:35:25,416 | |
| 700了60%都冰干碎吧起码 | |
| 2517 | |
| 02:35:35,383 --> 02:35:36,183 | |
| 鹅 | |
| 2518 | |
| 02:35:44,933 --> 02:35:46,333 | |
| 关掉滤镜顺眼吗 | |
| 2519 | |
| 02:35:46,466 --> 02:35:47,866 | |
| 这个没没什么的 | |
| 2520 | |
| 02:35:47,866 --> 02:35:50,066 | |
| 我我也觉得开了滤镜不是特别好看 | |
| 2521 | |
| 02:35:50,416 --> 02:35:51,216 | |
| 那为什么 | |
| 2522 | |
| 02:35:51,216 --> 02:35:52,583 | |
| 可能是我觉得我的色调 | |
| 2523 | |
| 02:35:52,583 --> 02:35:54,066 | |
| 是不是不太适合滤镜呢 | |
| 2524 | |
| 02:35:54,066 --> 02:35:56,066 | |
| 可能我太整个人太白了 | |
| 2525 | |
| 02:35:56,066 --> 02:35:57,699 | |
| 就是头发衣服都 | |
| 2526 | |
| 02:35:59,183 --> 02:36:02,299 | |
| 没有别人那么适合开滤镜啊总感觉 | |
| 2527 | |
| 02:36:03,300 --> 02:36:06,016 | |
| 有的人开滤镜就就会好很好看 | |
| 2528 | |
| 02:36:10,183 --> 02:36:11,383 | |
| 可能是这个原因 | |
| 2529 | |
| 02:36:27,816 --> 02:36:30,733 | |
| 现在感觉还行吗好的呢 | |
| 2530 | |
| 02:36:35,616 --> 02:36:37,016 | |
| 好了拜拜大家 | |
| 2531 | |
| 02:36:45,583 --> 02:36:49,733 | |
| 撒油啦啦苏白天鹅饼干水哈哈哈 | |
| 2532 | |
| 02:37:06,733 --> 02:37:08,866 | |
| 咱们明天咱们后天见 | |
| 2533 | |
| 02:37:14,900 --> 02:37:22,933 | |
| timmmmmmmmmm | |
| 2534 | |
| 02:37:33,666 --> 02:37:37,383 | |
| walking on the beach | |
| 2535 | |
| 02:37:43,100 --> 02:37:45,383 | |
| give me no call me no | |
| 2536 | |
| 02:37:46,900 --> 02:37:50,216 | |
| i only have to get there you gotta | |
| 2537 | |
| 02:38:01,383 --> 02:38:02,866 | |
| 明天吗嗯 | |
| 2538 | |
| 02:38:02,866 --> 02:38:05,816 | |
| 其实如果我明天工作完成的顺利的话 | |
| 2539 | |
| 02:38:05,816 --> 02:38:07,066 | |
| 明天也能见 | |
| 2540 | |
| 02:38:12,466 --> 02:38:14,016 | |
| 我能完成顺利吧 | |
| 2541 | |
| 02:38:41,983 --> 02:38:42,666 | |
| 我想 | |
| 2542 | |
| 02:38:42,666 --> 02:38:43,466 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2543 | |
| 02:38:45,983 --> 02:38:46,933 | |
| 啊忘记了 | |
| 2544 | |
| 02:38:54,933 --> 02:38:55,733 | |
| 是这个吗 | |
| 2545 | |
| 02:38:58,983 --> 02:38:59,783 | |
| 不是 | |
| 2546 | |
| 02:39:01,133 --> 02:39:02,099 | |
| 怎么啦 | |
| 2547 | |
| 02:39:04,466 --> 02:39:05,533 | |
| 暴雪怎么了 | |
| 2548 | |
| 02:39:05,533 --> 02:39:06,816 | |
| 发生什么事了 | |
| 2549 | |
| 02:39:06,816 --> 02:39:09,533 | |
| 好像主播也有隐隐约约有听说 | |
| 2550 | |
| 02:39:11,066 --> 02:39:12,583 | |
| 哦暴雪和谁是吧 | |
| 2551 | |
| 02:39:12,583 --> 02:39:16,266 | |
| 等等别等等主播来看那那什么说一下 | |
| 2552 | |
| 02:39:16,466 --> 02:39:18,266 | |
| 暴雪和王毅 | |
| 2553 | |
| 02:39:20,333 --> 02:39:21,699 | |
| 吵架了是吧 | |
| 2554 | |
| 02:39:25,216 --> 02:39:27,899 | |
| 那你们玩不了那个游戏了吗会 | |
| 2555 | |
| 02:39:41,266 --> 02:39:42,583 | |
| 哼那是 | |
| 2556 | |
| 02:39:47,900 --> 02:39:48,983 | |
| 真的玩不了了吗 | |
| 2557 | |
| 02:39:48,983 --> 02:39:50,666 | |
| 那你们玩不了炉石了吗 | |
| 2558 | |
| 02:39:50,666 --> 02:39:52,216 | |
| 炉石不是挺火的吗 | |
| 2559 | |
| 02:39:53,983 --> 02:39:56,466 | |
| 那要玩的人不是很可惜吗 | |
| 2560 | |
| 02:40:06,183 --> 02:40:07,583 | |
| 那也太那个了吧 | |
| 2561 | |
| 02:40:14,983 --> 02:40:16,416 | |
| 那真的很多人会申请 | |
| 2562 | |
| 02:40:16,416 --> 02:40:19,266 | |
| 一个很喜欢的游戏啊哇塞 | |
| 2563 | |
| 02:40:21,616 --> 02:40:24,583 | |
| 可以外服玩但是会失去自己的账号吗 | |
| 2564 | |
| 02:40:24,583 --> 02:40:25,699 | |
| 对呀对呀 | |
| 2565 | |
| 02:40:26,466 --> 02:40:28,133 | |
| 玩家好可怜我 | |
| 2566 | |
| 02:40:29,666 --> 02:40:31,866 | |
| 为什么你们很恨如实吗 | |
| 2567 | |
| 02:40:36,533 --> 02:40:38,733 | |
| 你们是恨炉石还是恨暴雪啊 | |
| 2568 | |
| 02:40:39,616 --> 02:40:40,466 | |
| 好吧 | |
| 2569 | |
| 02:40:47,300 --> 02:40:48,333 | |
| 好吧好吧 | |
| 2570 | |
| 02:40:52,983 --> 02:40:55,299 | |
| 好吧那只能说祝他 | |
| 2571 | |
| 02:40:56,533 --> 02:41:00,333 | |
| 点点给大家点一个嗯好运来好了 | |
| 2572 | |
| 02:41:10,416 --> 02:41:14,299 | |
| 好运来祝你好运来 | |
| 2573 | |
| 02:41:14,416 --> 02:41:15,699 | |
| 大家那个什么 | |
| 2574 | |
| 02:41:16,016 --> 02:41:19,016 | |
| 大家还能找到别的很喜欢的游戏吧 | |
| 2575 | |
| 02:41:22,983 --> 02:41:24,983 | |
| 祝大家早日找到替代品 | |
| 2576 | |
| 02:41:25,666 --> 02:41:27,133 | |
| 狠狠的替代他 | |
| 2577 | |
| 02:41:27,583 --> 02:41:30,733 | |
| 找到更喜欢的游戏狠狠的呃充 | |
| 2578 | |
| 02:41:30,933 --> 02:41:32,133 | |
| 充充钱 | |
| 2579 | |
| 02:41:33,466 --> 02:41:35,299 | |
| 进行一个充 | |
| 2580 | |
| 02:41:36,216 --> 02:41:38,816 | |
| 然后让他赚不到这个钱狠狠的难过天 | |
| 2581 | |
| 02:41:38,816 --> 02:41:41,983 | |
| 好运来你勤劳生活美 | |
| 2582 | |
| 02:41:42,300 --> 02:41:44,216 | |
| 你健康春常在 | |
| 2583 | |
| 02:41:44,616 --> 02:41:48,533 | |
| 你一生的忙碌为了笑逐颜开 | |
| 2584 | |
| 02:41:49,983 --> 02:41:51,416 | |
| 打个中国结 | |
| 2585 | |
| 02:41:51,933 --> 02:41:53,933 | |
| 请春风剪个彩 | |
| 2586 | |
| 02:41:54,266 --> 02:41:58,699 | |
| 愿祖国的日月年年好运来一 | |
| 2587 | |
| 02:41:58,733 --> 02:42:00,699 | |
| 方舞台s c b是什么呀 | |
| 2588 | |
| 02:42:03,666 --> 02:42:04,466 | |
| 手抓饼 | |
| 2589 | |
| 02:42:08,933 --> 02:42:12,266 | |
| 运来祝你好运来 | |
| 2590 | |
| 02:42:12,383 --> 02:42:16,466 | |
| 好运带来了喜和爱 | |
| 2591 | |
| 02:42:16,700 --> 02:42:20,783 | |
| 好运来我们好运来 | |
| 2592 | |
| 02:42:21,016 --> 02:42:25,383 | |
| 迎着好运兴旺发达通四海 | |
| 2593 | |
| 02:42:27,533 --> 02:42:28,783 | |
| 嘿嘿嘿 | |
| 2594 | |
| 02:42:29,816 --> 02:42:30,866 | |
| 嘿嘿嘿 | |
| 2595 | |
| 02:42:40,383 --> 02:42:44,383 | |
| 愿善良的人们天天好运来 | |
| 2596 | |
| 02:42:44,383 --> 02:42:48,499 | |
| 你勤劳生活美你健康春常在 | |
| 2597 | |
| 02:42:48,900 --> 02:42:52,933 | |
| 你一生的忙碌为了笑逐颜开 | |
| 2598 | |
| 02:42:54,266 --> 02:42:58,183 | |
| 打个中国结请春风剪个彩 | |
| 2599 | |
| 02:42:58,816 --> 02:43:02,099 | |
| 愿祖国来来 | |
| 2600 | |
| 02:43:04,666 --> 02:43:06,216 | |
| 这种不可以让他退款吗 | |
| 2601 | |
| 02:43:06,216 --> 02:43:07,816 | |
| 那你们的账号都没有了 | |
| 2602 | |
| 02:43:07,816 --> 02:43:11,183 | |
| 福的家园迎来百花盛开 | |
| 2603 | |
| 02:43:12,383 --> 02:43:16,533 | |
| 好运来祝你好运来 | |
| 2604 | |
| 02:43:16,783 --> 02:43:20,666 | |
| 好运带来了喜和爱 | |
| 2605 | |
| 02:43:20,733 --> 02:43:22,866 | |
| 里面花了很多钱的人怎么办啊 | |
| 2606 | |
| 02:43:23,216 --> 02:43:26,583 | |
| 有没有花了几万十几万的怎么办哦 | |
| 2607 | |
| 02:43:31,666 --> 02:43:33,783 | |
| 你好运来 | |
| 2608 | |
| 02:43:33,900 --> 02:43:37,900 | |
| 好运带来了喜和爱 | |
| 2609 | |
| 02:43:38,183 --> 02:43:42,216 | |
| 好运来我们好运来 | |
| 2610 | |
| 02:43:42,466 --> 02:43:46,533 | |
| 迎着好运兴旺发达通四海 | |
| 2611 | |
| 02:43:50,583 --> 02:43:51,983 | |
| 哎好吧 | |
| 2612 | |
| 02:44:00,783 --> 02:44:02,616 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 2613 | |
| 02:44:02,700 --> 02:44:04,300 | |
| 哈哈哎 | |
| 2614 | |
| 02:44:04,783 --> 02:44:06,299 | |
| 你说的很有道理 | |
| 2615 | |
| 02:44:06,783 --> 02:44:08,333 | |
| 不然别也不退款 | |
| 2616 | |
| 02:44:08,616 --> 02:44:09,416 | |
| 好吧 | |
| 2617 | |
| 02:44:10,500 --> 02:44:12,616 | |
| 我还下载了炉石呢 | |
| 2618 | |
| 02:44:14,383 --> 02:44:15,299 | |
| 白下了 | |
| 2619 | |
| 02:44:16,533 --> 02:44:19,499 | |
| 还没打开过呢全新啊99新 | |
| 2620 | |
| 02:44:27,183 --> 02:44:28,783 | |
| 看我下载到哪的呀 | |
| 2621 | |
| 02:44:39,333 --> 02:44:42,216 | |
| 我看看我得看看在哪啊嗯嗯 | |
| 2622 | |
| 02:44:44,583 --> 02:44:45,383 | |
| 找不着 | |
| 2623 | |
| 02:44:55,666 --> 02:44:56,699 | |
| 上坡再走吧 | |
| 2624 | |
| 02:45:03,700 --> 02:45:05,016 | |
| 中不中中不中啊 | |
| 2625 | |
| 02:45:05,383 --> 02:45:06,666 | |
| 大拇指找吧 | |
| 2626 | |
| 02:45:19,583 --> 02:45:21,066 | |
| 爸妈回来了 | |
| 2627 | |
| 02:45:21,983 --> 02:45:23,299 | |
| 听到声音了 | |
| 2628 | |
| 02:45:26,900 --> 02:45:28,983 | |
| 是时候说再见了 | |
| 2629 | |
| 02:45:28,983 --> 02:45:29,783 | |
| 大家 | |
| 2630 | |
| 02:45:37,466 --> 02:45:39,183 | |
| 说什么说再见 | |
| 2631 | |
| 02:45:41,616 --> 02:45:43,583 | |
| 虽然我也很难过 | |
| 2632 | |
| 02:45:43,583 --> 02:45:44,666 | |
| 但是 | |
| 2633 | |
| 02:45:45,133 --> 02:45:48,466 | |
| 我们终于还是走到了这一步 | |
| 2634 | |
| 02:45:50,133 --> 02:45:51,866 | |
| 走到了12点 | |
| 2635 | |
| 02:45:52,216 --> 02:45:54,583 | |
| 谢谢大笨象的情书暗雪 | |
| 2636 | |
| 02:45:54,666 --> 02:45:55,666 | |
| 这样越没人要的 | |
| 2637 | |
| 02:45:55,666 --> 02:45:56,466 | |
| 打call | |
| 2638 | |
| 02:45:57,100 --> 02:45:59,066 | |
| 谢谢谢谢 | |
| 2639 | |
| 02:45:59,583 --> 02:46:00,383 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2640 | |
| 02:46:28,500 --> 02:46:28,816 | |
| do you | |
| 2641 | |
| 02:46:28,816 --> 02:46:31,783 | |
| 下播也太早了吧我的生活好好规律啊 | |
| 2642 | |
| 02:46:31,783 --> 02:46:33,866 | |
| 现在步入正轨了一样 | |
| 2643 | |
| 02:46:40,900 --> 02:46:43,333 | |
| 你们是觉得这样规律点好还是觉得 | |
| 2644 | |
| 02:46:43,383 --> 02:46:44,866 | |
| 播播的久更好 | |
| 2645 | |
| 02:46:45,900 --> 02:46:47,583 | |
| 你们你们的理想时间是 | |
| 2646 | |
| 02:46:47,583 --> 02:46:49,016 | |
| 一天看多少个小时 | |
| 2647 | |
| 02:46:49,016 --> 02:46:50,983 | |
| 我的直播和多少个小时 | |
| 2648 | |
| 02:46:50,983 --> 02:46:52,216 | |
| 管人所有 | |
| 2649 | |
| 02:46:52,266 --> 02:46:54,099 | |
| 呃主播加起来的时长 | |
| 2650 | |
| 02:46:54,900 --> 02:46:55,700 | |
| 是多少 | |
| 2651 | |
| 02:46:56,733 --> 02:46:59,183 | |
| 两个问题啊请分别回答一下 | |
| 2652 | |
| 02:47:13,983 --> 02:47:15,383 | |
| 24有点离谱 | |
| 2653 | |
| 02:47:15,783 --> 02:47:17,266 | |
| 正常点好吗 | |
| 2654 | |
| 02:47:23,100 --> 02:47:25,016 | |
| 可七八小时也太恐怖了 | |
| 2655 | |
| 02:47:40,783 --> 02:47:42,583 | |
| 前段时间还有别的事情 | |
| 2656 | |
| 02:47:47,616 --> 02:47:48,866 | |
| 暂时是没有 | |
| 2657 | |
| 02:47:49,333 --> 02:47:50,333 | |
| 失去啊 | |
| 2658 | |
| 02:47:51,016 --> 02:47:53,699 | |
| 这个事情感觉这个还还早啊 | |
| 2659 | |
| 02:47:54,100 --> 02:47:56,266 | |
| 就去热情这样的事情 | |
| 2660 | |
| 02:47:56,866 --> 02:47:59,066 | |
| 等1,000年以后吧 | |
| 2661 | |
| 02:48:35,583 --> 02:48:36,783 | |
| bye bye | |
| 2662 | |
| 02:48:38,616 --> 02:48:41,099 | |
| 或者还有还有什么想听我唱的吗 | |
| 2663 | |
| 02:48:41,100 --> 02:48:42,733 | |
| 可以最后再唱一两个 | |
| 2664 | |
| 02:49:00,783 --> 02:49:01,583 | |
| 那个 | |
| 2665 | |
| 02:49:20,466 --> 02:49:21,183 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2666 | |
| 02:49:21,183 --> 02:49:23,733 | |
| 孤独摇滚我发现那首歌还蛮好听的 | |
| 2667 | |
| 02:49:23,733 --> 02:49:24,699 | |
| 我看看 | |
| 2668 | |
| 02:49:26,183 --> 02:49:27,099 | |
| 嗯 | |
| 2669 | |
| 02:49:28,183 --> 02:49:30,266 | |
| 啊忘记收藏了我看看 | |
| 2670 | |
| 02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:40,183 | |
| 哪个呢一个一个找找看吧 | |
| 2671 | |
| 02:50:10,616 --> 02:50:11,416 | |
| 分成 | |
| 2672 | |
| 02:50:21,016 --> 02:50:22,066 | |
| 哦这个这个 | |
| 2673 | |
| 02:50:27,333 --> 02:50:29,266 | |
| 这个前面觉得还蛮好听的 | |
| 2674 | |
| 02:50:32,300 --> 02:50:34,266 | |
| 有个有喜欢这个的吗 | |
| 2675 | |
| 02:50:35,066 --> 02:50:39,416 | |
| does it call me move so thin like kill again | |
| 2676 | |
| 02:50:56,266 --> 02:50:57,866 | |
| 这首歌叫卡拉卡拉 | |
| 2677 | |
| 02:51:09,183 --> 02:51:10,133 | |
| 这首歌 | |
| 2678 | |
| 02:51:10,500 --> 02:51:11,900 | |
| 喜欢的程度是 | |
| 2679 | |
| 02:51:13,666 --> 02:51:16,499 | |
| 我想重重新把它捡起来看了 | |
| 2680 | |
| 02:51:16,783 --> 02:51:17,583 | |
| 感觉 | |
| 2681 | |
| 02:51:18,016 --> 02:51:19,416 | |
| 很触动到我 | |
| 2682 | |
| 02:51:34,783 --> 02:51:36,066 | |
| 这个我这个 | |
| 2683 | |
| 02:51:36,066 --> 02:51:37,783 | |
| 这个动画我只看到第6集 | |
| 2684 | |
| 02:51:37,783 --> 02:51:39,466 | |
| 好像就没再看了 | |
| 2685 | |
| 02:51:43,583 --> 02:51:45,583 | |
| 你们没有人最喜欢这首吗 | |
| 2686 | |
| 02:51:50,133 --> 02:51:52,899 | |
| 你们不是都看过了吗还想看 | |
| 2687 | |
| 02:51:53,100 --> 02:51:54,533 | |
| 我们万里 | |
| 2688 | |
| 02:51:55,666 --> 02:51:56,866 | |
| 激动魔力 | |
| 2689 | |
| 02:51:57,783 --> 02:51:59,583 | |
| 弗里卡尔里 | |
| 2690 | |
| 02:51:59,933 --> 02:52:01,699 | |
| 谢谢耶和梨的 | |
| 2691 | |
| 02:52:01,783 --> 02:52:04,299 | |
| 告白桦树和花花花和小花 | |
| 2692 | |
| 02:52:04,300 --> 02:52:05,533 | |
| 谢谢你哦 | |
| 2693 | |
| 02:52:06,216 --> 02:52:07,416 | |
| 谢谢谢 | |
| 2694 | |
| 02:52:07,783 --> 02:52:08,983 | |
| 谢你的支持 | |
| 2695 | |
| 02:52:09,500 --> 02:52:12,100 | |
| don't say don't call come on | |
| 2696 | |
| 02:52:13,066 --> 02:52:14,899 | |
| don't let go me die | |
| 2697 | |
| 02:52:15,700 --> 02:52:17,100 | |
| 你已经恋爱 | |
| 2698 | |
| 02:52:17,983 --> 02:52:18,299 | |
| 把 | |
| 2699 | |
| 02:52:18,300 --> 02:52:21,783 | |
| 哇你们才刚看完就又想看第二遍啊 | |
| 2700 | |
| 02:52:22,733 --> 02:52:25,133 | |
| 我感觉一般来说要缓缓 | |
| 2701 | |
| 02:52:25,133 --> 02:52:27,983 | |
| 然后才会就是二刷这样 | |
| 2702 | |
| 02:52:37,666 --> 02:52:39,299 | |
| 喜欢星座我听一下 | |
| 2703 | |
| 02:52:41,616 --> 02:52:42,783 | |
| 反正这个是 | |
| 2704 | |
| 02:52:46,533 --> 02:52:48,899 | |
| 他这个前面多好听啊这个前面 | |
| 2705 | |
| 02:52:51,816 --> 02:52:53,416 | |
| 这这这个 | |
| 2706 | |
| 02:52:54,100 --> 02:52:55,300 | |
| 主歌这里 | |
| 2707 | |
| 02:52:56,066 --> 02:52:57,183 | |
| 好好听哦 | |
| 2708 | |
| 02:52:58,933 --> 02:53:01,866 | |
| 那最后一起看看吧你们想看吗 | |
| 2709 | |
| 02:53:01,866 --> 02:53:03,016 | |
| 想看的扣一 | |
| 2710 | |
| 02:53:05,583 --> 02:53:06,666 | |
| 这里好好听啊 | |
| 2711 | |
| 02:53:11,733 --> 02:53:13,299 | |
| 我一个人只能扣一次 | |
| 2712 | |
| 02:53:22,933 --> 02:53:24,583 | |
| 不要那个不要那个 | |
| 2713 | |
| 02:53:24,866 --> 02:53:26,816 | |
| 弄好几次啊就一次就一次 | |
| 2714 | |
| 02:53:57,500 --> 02:53:58,666 | |
| 这有没有视频啊 | |
| 2715 | |
| 02:53:58,666 --> 02:53:59,783 | |
| 看看视频啊 | |
| 2716 | |
| 02:53:59,783 --> 02:54:03,299 | |
| 感觉有的时候视频更能传达那个那个 | |
| 2717 | |
| 02:54:03,666 --> 02:54:05,583 | |
| 看视频才能get到 | |
| 2718 | |
| 02:54:14,733 --> 02:54:16,666 | |
| 我最孤独嘅话 | |
| 2719 | |
| 02:54:16,733 --> 02:54:17,666 | |
| 的腹肌 | |
| 2720 | |
| 02:54:18,583 --> 02:54:21,583 | |
| 摸索过你基本默契 | |
| 2721 | |
| 02:54:23,866 --> 02:54:24,666 | |
| 看看啊 | |
| 2722 | |
| 02:54:25,266 --> 02:54:27,699 | |
| 飘逸的塔图娜鲁卡 | |
| 2723 | |
| 02:54:27,700 --> 02:54:31,266 | |
| 约定秘籍哆娜尼 | |
| 2724 | |
| 02:54:31,266 --> 02:54:37,266 | |
| 三达是神秘给我寄托仔细看那一口气 | |
| 2725 | |
| 02:54:37,583 --> 02:54:40,099 | |
| 那么多年好难 | |
| 2726 | |
| 02:54:40,216 --> 02:54:41,016 | |
| 好好 | |
| 2727 | |
| 02:54:41,016 --> 02:54:41,983 | |
| 我在找了 | |
| 2728 | |
| 02:54:53,666 --> 02:54:56,666 | |
| style at that easia | |
| 2729 | |
| 02:55:04,466 --> 02:55:06,066 | |
| 啊这里我听过了 | |
| 2730 | |
| 02:55:43,500 --> 02:55:46,333 | |
| 摩斯图图点燃了自己 | |
| 2731 | |
| 02:55:47,183 --> 02:55:50,099 | |
| 摩梭玻璃几百m波青 | |
| 2732 | |
| 02:55:50,616 --> 02:55:55,466 | |
| 卡给我听得有陆尼玛吉的卡古娜丽 | |
| 2733 | |
| 02:55:55,983 --> 02:55:57,816 | |
| 卡也给你听 | |
| 2734 | |
| 02:56:22,933 --> 02:56:23,733 | |
| 啊啊 | |
| 2735 | |
| 02:56:26,616 --> 02:56:27,416 | |
| 啊 | |
| 2736 | |
| 02:56:31,783 --> 02:56:33,183 | |
| 快点下手了魔力大师 | |
| 2737 | |
| 02:56:45,133 --> 02:56:48,266 | |
| 懂了你马步西口别摸 | |
| 2738 | |
| 02:56:53,016 --> 02:56:54,816 | |
| 喜哥是唱歌的这个吗 | |
| 2739 | |
| 02:56:57,300 --> 02:57:00,416 | |
| 明让你别再为我红灯了光头强了 | |
| 2740 | |
| 02:57:00,866 --> 02:57:02,583 | |
| 是我卡卡过英格兰克了 | |
| 2741 | |
| 02:57:18,983 --> 02:57:20,299 | |
| Haija Ka | |
| 2742 | |
| 02:57:23,066 --> 02:57:36,783 | |
| Mata | |
| 2743 | |
| 02:57:41,466 --> 02:57:42,266 | |
| na | |
| 2744 | |
| 02:57:45,816 --> 02:57:46,616 | |
| na | |
| 2745 | |
| 02:57:50,133 --> 02:57:51,099 | |
| na na | |
| 2746 | |
| 02:57:55,500 --> 02:58:04,533 | |
| 阿斯玛等s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s | |
| 2747 | |
| 02:58:05,466 --> 02:58:07,983 | |
| 粉色头发的这个人叫波吉吗 | |
| 2748 | |
| 02:58:08,016 --> 02:58:09,699 | |
| 波波起唱 | |
| 2749 | |
| 02:58:10,266 --> 02:58:11,499 | |
| 他唱过吗 | |
| 2750 | |
| 02:58:11,583 --> 02:58:13,133 | |
| 他有唱过歌吗 | |
| 2751 | |
| 02:58:24,500 --> 02:58:25,866 | |
| 他有唱过吗 | |
| 2752 | |
| 02:58:26,333 --> 02:58:27,133 | |
| 啊哈 | |
| 2753 | |
| 02:58:30,216 --> 02:58:31,899 | |
| 没有吗哎 | |
| 2754 | |
| 02:58:35,300 --> 02:58:36,333 | |
| 这有什么 | |
| 2755 | |
| 02:58:46,900 --> 02:58:49,300 | |
| t na na | |
| 2756 | |
| 02:58:52,900 --> 02:58:58,616 | |
| na na na na na | |
| 2757 | |
| 02:58:59,383 --> 02:59:01,783 | |
| 你有三大泪都有了 | |
| 2758 | |
| 02:59:02,333 --> 02:59:03,783 | |
| 撕那一大堆 | |
| 2759 | |
| 02:59:04,383 --> 02:59:07,783 | |
| 厚度看那一点我可感动了 | |
| 2760 | |
| 02:59:07,783 --> 02:59:09,733 | |
| 你把故事告别 | |
| 2761 | |
| 02:59:09,733 --> 02:59:11,016 | |
| 谢谢你可以那个错 | |
| 2762 | |
| 02:59:11,016 --> 02:59:12,183 | |
| 一个小花花 | |
| 2763 | |
| 02:59:12,183 --> 02:59:13,899 | |
| 放上一件金格子的小花花 | |
| 2764 | |
| 02:59:13,900 --> 02:59:16,266 | |
| 就像萌萌的两个团圆扇 | |
| 2765 | |
| 02:59:16,616 --> 02:59:17,499 | |
| 谢谢谢谢 | |
| 2766 | |
| 02:59:21,866 --> 02:59:22,816 | |
| 蹭过吗 | |
| 2767 | |
| 02:59:24,616 --> 02:59:26,099 | |
| 上集结尾去了 | |
| 2768 | |
| 02:59:26,700 --> 02:59:28,983 | |
| i'm not that i don't put on you | |
| 2769 | |
| 02:59:28,983 --> 02:59:30,466 | |
| i'm more naive | |
| 2770 | |
| 02:59:30,466 --> 02:59:33,533 | |
| i'm more cheat and naive | |
| 2771 | |
| 02:59:34,700 --> 02:59:39,666 | |
| tequila key lady | |
| 2772 | |
| 02:59:41,100 --> 02:59:41,583 | |
| 看了不看了 | |
| 2773 | |
| 02:59:41,583 --> 02:59:43,583 | |
| 等我到时候看的时候一起看 | |
| 2774 | |
| 02:59:45,933 --> 02:59:50,299 | |
| 那就拜拜了大家明天或者后天见 | |
| 2775 | |
| 02:59:50,583 --> 02:59:55,383 | |
| don't ask myself | |
| 2776 | |
| 03:00:05,266 --> 03:00:06,866 | |
| true here we go up | |
| 2777 | |
| 03:00:09,933 --> 03:00:10,733 | |
| to the | |
| 2778 | |
| 03:00:13,183 --> 03:00:15,699 | |
| dance | |
| 2779 | |
| 03:00:21,816 --> 03:00:23,066 | |
| 再见喽 | |
| 2780 | |
| 03:00:27,583 --> 03:00:28,933 | |
| 再见喽 | |
| 2781 | |
| 03:00:37,333 --> 03:00:39,066 | |
| i'll be your kind of girl | |
| 2782 | |
| 03:00:39,333 --> 03:00:40,783 | |
| boy could have my girl | |
| 2783 | |
| 03:00:41,066 --> 03:00:42,933 | |
| cause you're my star | |
| 2784 | |
| 03:00:45,266 --> 03:00:46,533 | |
| caught | |
| 2785 | |
| 03:00:54,016 --> 03:00:55,583 | |
| in my style | |
| 2786 | |
| 03:01:02,016 --> 03:01:04,266 | |
| tiny | |
| 2787 | |
| 03:01:08,416 --> 03:01:09,699 | |
| tonight | |
| 2788 | |
| 03:01:21,783 --> 03:01:24,383 | |
| SOLO | |