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Micheal Bateman

Hey, Hamilton. Have a holly, jolly Christmas.

Micheal Bateman

Is Allen still handling the Fisher account ? Ofcourse. Who else ?

Micheal Bateman

Mistletoe alert. Merry Xmas, Patrick.

Micheal Bateman

Merry Xmas, Harry. Merry Christmas.

Micheal Bateman

You're late, honey. Oh, yes, you are. I'm not late.

Micheal Bateman

I've been here the entire time. You just didn't see me.

Micheal Bateman

Say hello to Snowball. Snowball says, "Merry Christmas, Patrick."

Micheal Bateman

What is it ? It's a little baby piggly-wiggly, isn't it ?

Micheal Bateman

It's a Vietnamese potbellied pig.

Micheal Bateman

They make darling pets. Don't you ?

Micheal Bateman

Don't you ?

Micheal Bateman

Stop scowling, Patrick. You're such a grinch.

Micheal Bateman

And what does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas ?

Micheal Bateman

And don't say breast implants again.

Micheal Bateman

Allen. Marcus. Merry Christmas.

Micheal Bateman

How you been ? Workaholic, I suppose ? Haven't seen you in a while.

Micheal Bateman

Hey, Hamilton. We're goin' to Nell's. Limo's out front.

Micheal Bateman

We should have dinner. Maybe you could bring--

Micheal Bateman

Cecilla ? Yes, Cecilla.

Micheal Bateman

Oh, Cecilla would adore it.

Micheal Bateman

Well, then, let's do it, Marcus.

Micheal Bateman

Great party. Thanks.

Micheal Bateman

Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus ?

Micheal Bateman

Mistletoe alert.

Micheal Bateman

Marcus Halberstram for two at 7:00.

Micheal Bateman

No, l want to know, okay ? I came here for the cilantro crawfish gumbo,

Micheal Bateman

which is, after all, the only excuse one could have for being in this restaurant,

Micheal Bateman

which is, by the way, almost completely empty.

Micheal Bateman

I'm very sorry, sir. J&B straight, and a Corona.

Micheal Bateman

Would you like to hear-- Double Absolut martini.

Micheal Bateman

Yes, sir. Would you like to hear the specials ?

Micheal Bateman

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Micheal Bateman

This is a real beehive of activity, Halberstram. This place is hot.

Micheal Bateman

Very hot. Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...

Micheal Bateman

are outrageous here.

Micheal Bateman

Yeah, well, you're late. Hey, I'm a child ofdivorce.

Micheal Bateman

Give me a break.

Micheal Bateman

I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O. We should've gone to Dorsia.

Micheal Bateman

I could've gotten us a table. Nobody goes there anymore.

Micheal Bateman

Is that Ivana Trump ?

Micheal Bateman

Oh, geez, Patrick. I mean, Marcus. What are you thinking ?

Micheal Bateman

Why would Ivana be at Texarkana ?

Micheal Bateman

So, uh, wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher account ?

Micheal Bateman

How'd you get it ? Well, I could tell you that, Halberstram,

Micheal Bateman

but then I'd have to kill you.

Micheal Bateman

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane ?

Micheal Bateman

Great tan, Marcus. I mean, really impressive.

Micheal Bateman

Where do you tan ? Salon.

Micheal Bateman

I've got a tanning bed at home. You should look into it.

Micheal Bateman

And, uh, Cecilla.

Micheal Bateman

How is she ? Where is she tonight ?

Micheal Bateman

Cecilla's, uh-- Well, you know Cecilla.

Micheal Bateman

I think she's having dinner with, um, Evelyn Williams.

Micheal Bateman

Evelyn ? Great ass.

Micheal Bateman

Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.

Micheal Bateman

Another martini, Paul ?

Micheal Bateman

You like Huey Lewis and the News ?

Micheal Bateman

Um, they're okay.

Micheal Bateman

They're early work was a little too new wave for my taste.

Micheal Bateman

But when Sports came out in '83,

Micheal Bateman

I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

Micheal Bateman

The whole album has a clear, crisp sound,

Micheal Bateman

and a new sheen of consummate professionalism...

Micheal Bateman

that really gives the songs a big boost.

Micheal Bateman

He's been compared to Elvis Costello,

Micheal Bateman

but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Micheal Bateman

Hey, Halberstram ? Yes, Allen ?

Micheal Bateman

Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place ?

Micheal Bateman

Do you-- Do you have a dog ? A little chow or something ?

Micheal Bateman

- No, Allen. - Is that a raincoat ?

Micheal Bateman

Yes, it is.

Micheal Bateman

In '87, Huey released this--

Micheal Bateman

Fore, their most accomplished album.

Micheal Bateman

I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square."

Micheal Bateman

The song's so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.

Micheal Bateman

But they should, because it's not just about...

Micheal Bateman

the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends.

Micheal Bateman

It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul !

Micheal Bateman

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now,

Micheal Bateman

you fuckin' stupid bastard !

Micheal Bateman

You fucking bastard !

Micheal Bateman

He was completely naked and standing up on the table.

Micheal Bateman

He had no clothes on what so ever, and he--

Micheal Bateman

Patrick ? Patrick.

Micheal Bateman

Is that you ?

Micheal Bateman

No, Luis, it's not me. You're mistaken.

Micheal Bateman

This is my very good friend, Patrick Bateman.

Micheal Bateman

Where are you going ? We're going to Nell's. Gwendolyn's father is buying it.

Micheal Bateman

Ooh.

Micheal Bateman

Where did you get that overnight bag ?

Micheal Bateman

Jean-Paul Gaultier.

Micheal Bateman

When I get to Paul Allen's place,

Micheal Bateman

I use the keys I took from his pocket...

Micheal Bateman

before disposing of the body.

Micheal Bateman

There is a moment of sheer panic...

Micheal Bateman

when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park...

Micheal Bateman

and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Micheal Bateman

I calm myself and move into the bedroom,

Micheal Bateman

where I find his suitcase and start to pack.

Micheal Bateman

It's time for Paul to take a little trip.