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Micheal Bateman
Do what ? Get married. Have a wedding.
Micheal Bateman
No. I can't take the time off work.
Micheal Bateman
Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
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- I don't want to talk about it. - I hate that job anyway.
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I don't see why you just don't quit.
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Because I want to fit in.
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Williams party.
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I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace,
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since I'm positive we won't have a decent table.
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But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
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Patrick, this is my cousin Vanden and her boyfriend Stash.
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They're both artists. The menu's in braille.
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I see you've met everyone. You look awful.
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Okay. Allright.
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I'm fairly certain that...
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Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair.
Micheal Bateman
Timothy is the only interesting person I know.
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I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows...
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I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend.
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Courtney is almost perfect looking.
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She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs.
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Tonight, I believe, it's Xanax. Mmm. Oh.
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More disturbing than her drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged...
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to Luis Carruthers, the biggest doofus in the business.
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Tell me, Stash.
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Do you think Soho is becoming too... commercial ?
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- Yes. I read that. - Oh, who gives a rat's ass ?
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Hey, that affects us.
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Well, what about the massacres in Sri Lanka, honey ? Doesn't that affect us too ?
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Do you know anything about Sri Lanka ?
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How, like, the Sikhs are killing tons of Israelis over there ?
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Come on, Bryce.
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There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.
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- Like what ? - Well, we have to end apartheid, for one,
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slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.
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We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless...
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and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights,
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while also promoting equal rights for women.
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We have to encourage a return...
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to traditional moral values.
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Most importantly,
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we have to promote general social concern...
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and less materialism in young people.
Micheal Bateman
Patrick, how thought provoking.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Bleaching ? Are you trying to say "bleaching" ?
Micheal Bateman
Oh, my God. Two things.
Micheal Bateman
One: You can't bleach a Cerruti. Out of the question.
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Two: I can only get these sheets in Santa Fe.
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These are very expensive sheets, and I really need them cleaned.
Micheal Bateman
Lady, if you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
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Now, listen.
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I have a lunch meeting at Hubert's in 20 minutes with Ronald Harrison.
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I need those sheets cleaned by this afternoon.
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Listen, I can't understand you ! This is crazy ! You're a fool.
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I can't cope with this stupid "bitchee" !
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Understand ? Christ. Patrick ?
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Hi, Patrick.
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I thought that was you. Hello. This is--
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Isn't it ridiculous, coming all the way up here ? They really are the best.
Micheal Bateman
Then why can't they get these stains out ?
Micheal Bateman
I mean, can you talk to these people or something ? I'm not getting anywhere.
Micheal Bateman
- Oh, what are those ? - Well, it's--
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- Cranberry juice. Cranapple. - Really ?
Micheal Bateman
Listen, if you could talk to them, I would really appreciate it.
Micheal Bateman
I'm really late. I have a lunch appointment at Hubert's in 15 minutes.
Micheal Bateman
Hubert's ? That moved uptown, right ? Oh, boy.
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Listen, I've gotta go. Thank you, Victoria.
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Maybe we could do lunch one day next week.
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I'm downtown quite often. What about a Saturday ? I'm at work all the time.
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Next Saturday ? Can't, I'm afraid. Sure.
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At a matinee of LesMis. Listen, I really gotta go.
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Oh, Christ. I'll call you. Okay. Do.
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Listen, you're dating Lewis, he's in Arizona.
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You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans.
Micheal Bateman
What could you possibly be up to tonight ?
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Stop it. I'm-- On a lot of lithium ?
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Waiting for Luis to call me. He said he'd call tonight.
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Pumpkin ? Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
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Mm-hmm. Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.
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Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.
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Patrick, stop calling me pumpkin, okay ?
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I have to go. Courtney ?
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Hmm ? Dinner.
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I can't. I'm thinking Dorsia.
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Dorsia's nice. Wear something fabulous.
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Oh,yeah !
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Dorsia.
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Um, yes, I know it's a little late,
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but is it possible to reserve a table for two at 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps ?
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...a facialat Elizabeth Arden, which was really relaxing.
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And then, to the Pottery Barn,
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where I got this little...
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silver muffin dish. Is that Donald Trump's car ?
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God, Patrick. Shut up.
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You know, Courtney, you should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke.
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Some caffeine might get you out of this slump.
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I just want a child.
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Just two...