Two Dutchmen once got into a dispute about the English language, each one contended that he could command the best. They made a bet at length and appointed a judge to decide between them. They were to utter but one sentence each; accordingly they begun. 'Vell Chon,' said the first, 'dit it rain to-morrow !' 'I kess it vash,' said John. Wasn´t the judge in a quandary.