I would compare  some men with bedbugs. They come at you when you least expect them, while you are vulnerable and then suck your blood bit by bit. They multiply while taking over the household and putting everyone on edge and under terror and control from them. Now dogs on the other hands are so loyal they constantly die right by the side of their owners. They are irreplaceable even by robots. They are intelligent and good at hear so when they assess the situation they always act the best way possible for YOU. And men - you have to dog them at all time. Hah and you dont hate that? Are you serious? You must not know better.
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