[DOC] [TLE] W.S.Gilbert - HMS Pinafore, ACT II [PAR] [aside] If ever I gave my heart again, methinks it would be to such a one as this! ... 
Things are seldom what they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream; ... Though 
a mystic tone {I/you} borrow, {I shall/you will} learn the truth with sorrow, Here... [DOC] [TLE] H.M.S. Pinafore - Wikisource, the free online library [PAR] Aug 20, 2016 ... H.M.S. Pinafore (1878) ... "Fair moon, to thee I sing" (Captain Corcoran); "Things 
are seldom what they seem" (Buttercup ... Scene: Quarter-deck of H.M.S. Pinafore
. .... Sorry her lot who loves too well, Heavy the heart that hopes but vainly ... You 
should look your best to-day, for Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, will be... [DOC] [TLE] Chapter 4 of The Story of H.M.S. Pinafore by Sir W.S. Gilbert [PAR] May 4, 2004 ... Now I must tell you something about Little Buttercup, who had had a .... I mean 
that she could foretell what you were, and remember what you will be, ... Things 
are seldom what they seem (said she). Skim-milk masquerades as cream; .... "I'm 
sorry to hear that, Sir Joseph," replied the Captain, "Josephine is,... [DOC] [TLE] A 'Trio' of tales, each with a killer kicker - The Villager [PAR] Oct 14, 2010 ... Things are seldom what they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream W.S. 
Gilbert, H.M.S. Pinafore ... see and hear a severe Sister Caterina laying down 
the law of priestly chastity to a young Father Edward who is hot to trot. ... Maybe 
someday you'll be proved wrong, Mario, a teasing newsman digs. [DOC] [TLE] Things aren't always what they seem to be | Reflections From a ... [PAR] Nov 12, 2011 ... Things are seldom what they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream; ... (You 
can hear the entire song by clicking on this link.) ... The following year we put on 
the much more well-known H.M.S. Pinafore. ... As my children will tell you, I have 
carried on the rich (or annoying, depending on your perspective)... [DOC] [TLE] W.S. Gilbert Quotes [PAR] If a man can't forge his own will, whose will can he forge? ... When every blessed 
thing you hold; Is made of silver, or of gold,; You long for ... W. S. GILBERT, "Heart
-Foam", Patience ... Things are seldom what they seem,; Skim milk masquerades 
as cream. ... H.M.S. Pinafore - a synopsis of the Gilbert and Sullivan musical. [DOC] [TLE] Appearance - Wikiquote [PAR] But the penetrating and scientific mind will not trust to the eyes alone the task of 
taking ... Do not be afraid because of their appearance, for 'I am with you to save 
you,' ... Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say 
what the ... Things are seldom what they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream
. [DOC] [TLE] What Ever Happened to Fresh Cream? - Texas Monthly [PAR] Things are seldom what they seem / Skim milk masquerades as cream, sang 
Buttercup to the Captain in H.M.S. Pinafore. ... You will hear its praises sung, 
sometimes rhapsodically, as in this stirring tribute from the Southern Dairy 
Products... [DOC] [TLE] The Enigmatic Victorians - by Philip Drew [PAR] "Things are seldom what they seem -. Skim milk masquerades as cream." --
William S. Gilbert. The Victorians were a repressed crowd shackled by 
conventions... [DOC] [TLE] Full text of "... H.M.S. Pinafore: Or, The Lass that Loved a Sailor. An ... [PAR] Marks, notations and other maiginalia present in the original volume will appear 
in this ... + Maintain attributionTht GoogXt "watermark" you see on each file is 
essential ..... All. Hear ! Sir Joseph. Good. I like to hear you speak well of your 
com- manding ..... Things are seldom what they seem, Skim-

Question: In "H.M.S. Pinafore" you'll hear, "Things are seldom what they seem." This "masquerades as cream"
Answer: Skim milk