[DOC] [TLE] Henny Youngman - Wikipedia [PAR] Henry "Henny" Youngman was an American comedian and violinist famous for 
his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... 
please". .... Henny explained the origin of his classic line "Take my wife, please" 
as a misinterpretation: he took ... "Henny Youngman kept them laughing until the 
end". [DOC] [TLE] TOP 10 ONE-LINERS OF HENNY YOUNGMAN  Thursday's Top ... [PAR] Jan 26, 2012 ... The late, great Henny Youngman was a stand-up comedian once dubbed The 
King of One-Liners. Here are ten of his very best lines - violin music optional. ... 
Henny was still performing until the very end, which came shortly before ... list is 
the all-time classic of classic Youngman one-liners: Take my wife. [DOC] [TLE] jokes - Is the phrase "Take my wife  please!" a paraprosdokian ... [PAR] Mar 14, 2013 ... I've heard this joke many times and never understood the word play. ... Ending 
the phrase with "- please! ... It isas the OP's link notesa famous one-liner by 
Henny Youngman. From his wiki: Henny explained the origin of his classic line "
Take my wife, please" as a misinterpretation: in the mid-1930s he... [DOC] [TLE] Henny Youngman - The New York Times [PAR] Commentary and archival information about Henny Youngman from The ... 
HENNY YOUNGMAN first uttered the line, "Take my wife -- please," and what is ... 
Word for Word / Henny Youngman; He Delivered Deftly and Carried A Big 
Catskill Shtick ..... The High End  Commercial  iPhone App  Find A Home  My 
Real Estate... [DOC] [TLE] Henny Youngman - "Take My Wife. Please." - Jewish Humor Central [PAR] Jun 11, 2012 ... Youngman, a British-American Jewish comedian and violinist, was ... Henny 
explained the origin of his classic line "Take my wife, please" as a... [DOC] [TLE] Tribute to Henny Youngman - King of the One-Liners - HubPages [PAR] Sep 7, 2012 ... This tribute to Henny Youngman includes 99 jokes that are as funny ... Like three 
of Hennys most famous lines: Take my wife . . . . . . please! [DOC] [TLE] The Henny Youngman Biography @ Shayne-Michael.COMedy [PAR] The origin of Youngman's classic line was a misquotation. "Take my wife, please" 
was something Youngman said when he asked a theatre ... occasion that never 
resorted to using four letter words to communicate the joke's point. ... Towards the 
end of his career he had several cameo appearances in movies, including... [DOC] [TLE] 1000+ ideas about Henny Youngman on Pinterest | Larry David ... [PAR] As Henny Youngman would say, "Take my wife...please." Save ... Word for Word / 
Henny Youngman; He Delivered Deftly and Carried A Big Catskill Shtick. [DOC] [TLE] Comedian Demetri Martin Plays Not My Job : NPR [PAR] May 5, 2011 ... We've invited Martin to play a game called "Take my wife ... please. ... That was 
the signature line of comedian Henny Youngman. ... MARTIN: And at the end of 
the photo, somebody made an announcement, "hey, the ... They said, hey, this is 
one of the longest in the English and I counted, it was 58 words. [DOC] [TLE] Jokes: 10 words or shorter [Archive] - Straight Dope Message Board [PAR] [Archive] Jokes: 10 words or shorter Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (
MPSIMS) ... The shortest joke might be Henny Youngman's "Take my wife ... 
please." (Although it seems like that's just the punch line, with a set-up line 
preceding it.) ...... End: Buy iPad a bit more profound than I am comfortable with ;) [DOC] [TLE] Henny Youngman: Celebration of 70 years as a comedian - Las ... [PAR] Nov 21, 1997 ... Henny Youngman used that line once before, as the title of his autobiography ...

Question: Word that ends Henny Youngman's line"Take my wife...."
Answer: Please