[DOC] [TLE] Henny Youngman - davidstuff.com [PAR] My doctor told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, "OK, you're 
ugly, too." I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother, [DOC] [TLE] Henny Youngman - korpisworld [PAR] American Comedian and Violinist. "King of the ... I told the doctor I broke my leg in 
two places. He told me to ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another 
six months. .... This guy asked his doctor, 'Will I be able to play the piano after my 
operation? ... I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'OK, you're ugly, too.'. [DOC] [TLE] Rodney Dangerfield Quotes - You Can Be Funny [PAR] His success was assured when he told his very first "no respect" joke: "I get no 
respect. I played ... He would inform his audience, "I asked my wife, 'Is there 
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1921. Share with your ... When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but 
he know he can't. ... My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second 
opinion. He said ... When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. [DOC] [TLE] Comedian Rodney Dangerfield's One-Liners - Free Republic [PAR] Oct 6, 2004 ... "When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother. ... "Every time 
I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to ... One girl told me, `Come 
on over, there's nobody home. .... his heart surgery, a reporter asked him how 
long he'd be in the hospital. .... So I says I want a second opinion! [DOC] [TLE] Youngman, The King Of One-Liners, Dies At 91 | The Spokesman ... [PAR] Feb 25, 1998 ... Youngman became the quintessential Catskills comedian, ... Youngman grabbed 
an usher and told him, Take my wife, please. ... This guy asked his doctor, 'Will I 
be able to play the piano after my operation? ... My doctor told me I was fat. I said 
I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'OK, you're ugly, too. [DOC] [TLE] Comedian Rodney Dangerfield Quotes [PAR] And I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab! ... I asked 
him, "Who said you could fool around with my wife?" He said ... I found there was 
only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. Self My psychiatrist told me I 
was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Self [DOC] [TLE] Rodney Dangerfield - Quotes - IMDb [PAR] I told my doctor that when I woke up in the morning I couldn't stand looking at 
myself in the mirror. He ... I asked a cop if he could find my parents. ... I found 
there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. ... My psychiatrist 
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ugly too.'. [DOC] [TLE] Rodney Dangerfield Jokes [PAR] I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. ... I was so 
ugly, I went to the proctologist and he stuck his fingers in my mouth. I went to the 
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throw up. ... My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion

Question: A doctor told this comedian he was fat; when he asked for a second opinion, the doctor said, "You're ugly, too"
Answer: Henny Youngman