[DOC] [TLE] Bart Simpson's Punishments [PAR] (The opening credits of The Simpsons shows Bart Simpson writing the same 
sentence over and over again on a chalkboard, reminiscent of the whole ... I will 
not squeak chalk I do not have diplomatic immunity I will not charge admission to 
... Jr I am not certified to remove asbestos "Bagman" is not a legitimate career 
choice I... [DOC] [TLE] Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings - Chez Goodman [PAR] Things Bart Simpson had to write over and over on the school chalkboard. ... I do 
not have diplomatic immunity. ... 1996. I am not certified to remove asbestos. [DOC] [TLE] The Simpsons Archive: Blackboard Openings [PAR] Bart squeaks the chalk while writing this ... Lisa has a blackboard punishment of 
sorts during the episode; she has to clap erasers ... 9F20, I do not have 
diplomatic immunity ... 3F10, I am not certified to remove asbestos .... A reference 
to an art exhibit in New York City that included a portrait of the Virgin Mary 
splattered with... [DOC] [TLE] li.st: EVERYTHING BART SIMPSON HAS WRITTEN ON A ... [PAR] EVERYTHING BART SIMPSON HAS WRITTEN ON A CHALKBOARD. The 99-
item ... I am not certified to remove asbestos. ... I did not learn everything I need to 
know in kindergarten. ... I do not have diplomatic immunity. .... My school 
schedule does not include a bye week. ... Jesus is not mad his birthday is on 
Christmas. [DOC] [TLE] List of chalkboard gags | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom powered by Wikia [PAR] The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons. ... I do not have 
diplomatic immunity, Marge in Chains. 81, May 13, 1993. [DOC] [TLE] hello-simpsons-chalkboard-gag/gags.db at master  wp-plugins ... [PAR] Contribute to hello-simpsons-chalkboard-gag development by creating an 
account on GitHub. ... I do not have diplomatic immunity ... Cursive writing does 
not mean what I think it does ... I am not certified to remove asbestos .... Jesus is 
not mad his birthday is on Christmas ... My school schedule does not include a 
bye week. [DOC] [TLE] List of chalkboard gags - Wikisimpsons, the Simpsons Wiki [PAR] The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons. ... I do not have 
diplomatic immunity, "Marge in Chains" .... I am not certified to remove asbestos, "
Team Homer" ... "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The 
Curse of the Flying Hellfish"" ...... My School Schedule does not include a bye 
week. [DOC] [TLE] Factacular : The Simpsons - Opening Chalkboard Gags [PAR] Question x->y: The Simpsons episode x featured which chalkboard gag? 
Question y->x: In ... Bart Sells His Soul -- I am not a lean mean spitting machine. 
Bart Star -- I ... Homer Defined -- I will not squeak chalk -- Bart squeaks the chalk 
while writing this. Homer Loves ... Marge in Chains -- I do not have diplomatic 
immunity [DOC] [TLE] Lists - Lecture Hall - Freeservers [PAR] Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! ... 
Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and 
Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room ... Chalkboard Writings ... 9F20 
I do not have diplomatic immunity ... 3F10 I am not certified to remove asbestos [DOC] [TLE] Bart Simpson Blackboard Quotes.... [PAR] May 19, 2010 ... Bart Simpson Blackboard Quotes. ... Bart squeaks the chalk while writing this ... I 
do not have diplomatic immunity ... I am not certified to remove asbestos ... A 
reference to an art exhibit in New York City that included a portrait of the Virgin 
Mary splattered with .... Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas [DOC] [TLE] Fred Langa: May 2009 [PAR] May 31, 2009 ... I will not squeak chalk (squeaks the chalk while writing this) ... I do not have 
diplomatic immunity ... I am not certified to remove asbestos ... granting 
Presidential pardons to people who made donations to his campaign) ... I will not

Question: His chalkboard writings have included "I do not have diplomatic immunity" & "I am not certified to remove asbestos"
Answer: Bart Simpson