[DOC] [TLE] Ten classic Phyllis Diller one-liners - The Washington Post [PAR] Aug 20, 2012 ... Talking of her joke husband, Fang, (I've been asked to say a couple of words 
about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?) she... [DOC] [TLE] Aha! Jokes > Marriage Jokes > Marriage quotes 06 [PAR] I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about '
short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller I've been trying desperately to save my... [DOC] [TLE] Funny Jokes > Marriage jokes - Browsing Page 1 - 7thSpace [PAR] A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.A 
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asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'. [DOC] [TLE] In The Beginning [PAR] de-sexualization. was required. Of course, there were some exceptions &. some 
cheats. Mae West is not a standup. (Insert Joke here.) She Can Make Us Laugh! [DOC] [TLE] I've been asked to say a couple of words about my ... - iz Quotes [PAR] She created a stage persona of a wild-haired, eccentrically dressed housewife 
who made self-deprecating jokes about her age and appearance, her terrible... [DOC] [TLE] Last laugh for zany Phyllis | New York Post [PAR] Aug 21, 2012 ... She joked about Fang  I've been asked to say a couple of words about my 
husband Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?  as well as... [DOC] [TLE] Quotes - Maaw.info [PAR] Eve said to the serpent, 'You know I could go for a bit to eat, but I don't know you 
from ... Our courtship was fast and furious - I was fast and she was furious. [DOC] [TLE] Ive been asked to say a couple of words ... by Phyllis Diller - quotinq [PAR] A very unwise man once said, He who does not understand your silence will ... 
But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he... [DOC] [TLE] Quotes from Phyllis Diller - Dating [PAR] Sep 10, 2013 ... He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass. ... Yes Phyllis diller was one of the 
funniest she was a natural she is one of the great ones we miss... [DOC] [TLE] Famous Quote from Phyllis Diller [PAR] He said, Lady, three hours ago it was grass.  Phyllis Diller. I'm the only woman 
who can walk in Central Park at night  and reduce the crime rate.  Phyllis... [DOC] [TLE] Comedian Phyllis Diller dies aged 95 - ABC News (Australian ... [PAR] Aug 20, 2012 ... "She was a true pioneer, she was the first lady of stand-up comedy," her ... She 
discovered a flair for stand-up jokes at school parent-teacher... [DOC] [TLE] International Day Of Happiness 2016: 40 Best Quotes For Happy ... [PAR] Mar 20, 2016 ... I remember the first time you said you trust me and then I knew that love will ... "
They shared the chores of living as some couples do -- she did... [DOC] [TLE] Quotes about Short words - Quote Master [PAR] I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said 
he wrote a few widely separated words or phrases on a piece of paper and then... [DOC] [TLE] Factbox: Phyllis Diller's self-deprecating humor - tribunedigital ... [PAR] Aug 20, 2012 ... (Reuters)

Question: She joked, "I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang.  How about 'short' and 'cheap' "
Answer: Phyllis Diller