[DOC] [TLE] Quote by Tom Waits: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... [PAR] Tom Waits  'I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.' ... 
Tom Waits. tags: misattributed, spoonerism. Read more quotes from Tom Waits. [DOC] [TLE] Who first said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... [PAR] Apr 20, 2010 ... Who first said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"? ... 
Other authorship claimsalso without evidencehave been given ... A song with 
such an alluring title has to be on somebody's favourite ... LOL, these answers 
are all so funny. ... Tom Waits maybe, on Fernwood tonight 1977. [DOC] [TLE] Top 10 Drinking Quotes Of All Time - Alternative Reel [PAR] [Editor's Note: This quote has been widely attributed to Dorothy Parker.] ... He 
actually said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. .... The 
Tom Waits quote should just use frontal lobotomy. ... Great and funny quotes, 
here is one of my favs: Love and alcohol are a lot alike under the influence, you 
can... [DOC] [TLE] Twenty Five Brilliant Tom Waits Quotes - Sabotage Times [PAR] Mar 15, 2014 ... Once you've dipped a toe in the world of Tom Waits, there's no going back. ... Part 
of his far-reaching appeal has always been the persona- watch footage of his ... 
Although I could never list all the memorable quotes attributed to the man in ... 12: 
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.. [DOC] [TLE] FARK.com: (3003910) Moderate blood alcohol levels may protect ... [PAR] Aug 15, 2007 ... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy ... lobotomy." -- 
somebody on SNL back when it was funny, forgot who ... First I heard that line 
was from Tom Waits. ... my name in public: I thought it was attributed to Tom Waits 
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attributed to Tom Waits: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal 
lobotomy. I like the ... Funny. I drink beer until work o'clock. UBN. Image via 
Telegraph.co.uk. Tagged ... everyone has to believe in something i believe i'll 
have another drink. [DOC] [TLE] Washingtonpost.com: Live Online [PAR] Mar 4, 2003 ... Funny? You Should Ask Hosted by Gene Weingarten Washington Post Staff 
Writer ... Gene Weingarten: This line is an example of a chiasmus, which is a ... 
Fields' "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ..... or 
Dorothy Parker, or Tom Waits, or anyone else anyone has ever heard of. [DOC] [TLE] 10 Things You Might Not Know About Dorothy Parker | Mental Floss [PAR] Aug 22, 2013 ... it was dorothy parker and clair boothe luce. parker said the line. ... One version of 
the martini rule is attributed to Dorothy Parker. ... "I'd rather have a bottle in front of 
me than a frontal lobotomy" ... than a frontal lobotomy" was not originated by Tom 
Waits or WC Fields. .... DP also has some great short stories. [DOC] [TLE] Alcohol Quotations - Whimsy Home page [PAR] I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me. ... electrons
, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. ... The 
Americans are a funny lot; they drink whiskey to keep them warm; then they put 
..... Tom Waits. *. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. [DOC] [TLE] Tom Waits (Music) - TV Tropes [PAR] "We all hear our own stories in our favorite songs (that is why Tom Waits sings

Question: The witty line "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than" this has been attributed to Tom Waits
Answer: a frontal lobotomy