[DOC] [TLE] If Grant Had Been Drinking at Appomattox [PAR] If Grant had been drinking at Appomattox,James Thurber, US Grant, Ulysses 
Grant drinking, Thurber parody. ... "Pardon, sir," said Corporal Shultz, "but this is 
the day of surrender. You ought to be ... "I feel terrible," he added, and he turned 
over and closed his eye again. ... Didn' ya ever hear the story about the fella went 
to. [DOC] [TLE] Battle of Appomattox Court House - Wikipedia [PAR] The Battle of Appomattox Court House, fought on the morning of April 9, 1865, 
was one of the ... General Robert E. Lee surrenders at Appomattox Court House 
1865.jpg ... Ulysses S. Grant laid siege to Petersburg and Richmond, intending to 
cut the two cities' supply ... John Gibbon's XXIV Corps of the Army of the James. [DOC] [TLE] Was Grant a Drunk?  CIVIL WAR MEMORY [PAR] Jun 27, 2009 ... According to Waugh and others, Grant drank occasionally, but not ... and a short 
story published by James Thurber in 1930 called If Grant Had Been Drinking at 
Appomattox in which the author imagines a hung-over Grant surrendering to Lee
. ... This is General Robert E. Lee, said one of his staff, coldly. [DOC] [TLE] The Public Memory of Ulysses S. Grant - ScholarWorks @ Georgia ... [PAR] Dec 7, 2012 ... as the only two Americans to preside over America's armed forces ... General 
James Longstreet wrote of Grant, As the world continues to ... Longstreet, From 
Manassas to Appomattox: Memoirs of the Civil ...... Wilkeson wrote, Grant's 
military standing with the enlisted men this day hung on the direction. [DOC] [TLE] Documenting the American South: The Southern Experience in 19 ... [PAR] I might, perhaps, except the story of the Civil War, and my part in the trials and .... 
Were I fanciful enough to fix upon one moment as prophetic of my lifeas a .... 
The condemned men then confessed that they always wore over their faces ...... 
General Washington was a passenger with Mrs. Baker on James Rumsey's boat. [DOC] [TLE] On Writing Well - Bryn Mawr College [PAR] a man of letters, and he told several stories of being taken to lunch by his .... 
thinhi, and he goes back over the mystifying sentence, or over the whole 
paragraph,... [DOC] [TLE] History of St. Joseph County, Michigan; - University of Michigan [PAR] J. G. WAIT AS A RAILROAD MAN-NOT REALLY STURGIS UNTIL ...... The story is 
current that these three pioneers of St. Joseph county divided White Pigeon ..... 
Samuel H. Bennett, William A. Royer and James W. Barnebee, Mendon; Homer 
.... Over the fire-place swung a great iron crane or bar, on which were hung half a
... [DOC] [TLE] The Gray Ship - Scribd [PAR] command of the army in 1861 to empower the story. ..... by the announcement, 
General Quarters, General Quarters, All Hands Man Your ...... Seaman Jack 
Thurber entered the Captain's office wearing standard fatigues, ...... Appomattox 
in 1865. ..... visit, he walked down the chow line when he spotted a large sign 
hung over [DOC] [TLE] Full text of "Heavy guns and light: a history of the 4th New York ... [PAR] Believing that peace is the proper state of man and not war, and that a united 
country ...... Accounts of the surrender of Fort Henry and of Fort Donelson were 
received in ... Company C, in command of Lieutenant J. H. Wood, was sent over 
to occupy ...... General Grant had ordered General Warren to follow our cavalry 
up this... [DOC] [TLE] dict [PAR] ... Appaloosa Apple Appleseed Appleton Appomattox Apr April Aprils Apuleius 
Aquafresh ..... Grammies Grammy Grampians Granada Grant Grass Graves Gray 
Grecian ... Jamaica Jamaican Jamaicans Jamal Jamar Jame Jamel James 
Jamestown ...... hung hunger hungered hungering hungers hungover hungrier 
hungriest... [DOC] [TLE] COMBAT Archive of Sundry Quotations on War [PAR] History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have ... We are 
not pleasant people here; for the story of war is always the story of hate. ..... 
Ulysses S.

Question: In a fanciful James Thurber story, a hung-over General Grant surrenders to this man at Appomattox
Answer: Robert E. Lee