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Never make a #decision when you're #angry and never make a #promise when you're #happy. #wisewords | 4 |
A goal should scare you a little, and excite you a lot. - Joe Vitale #quote | 3 |
@Spacekatgal @outmagazine Its okay to be trans just rejoice with the trans in the trans way. By the way it's not your business, so why care? | 3 |
some say my lover is a pale green light\nhe hovers high where the moon shines bright | 4 |
@ExpressScripts u shd b embrrssd. u jack up my bp meds twice and it will still take 3-5 days? Not express at all. #expressscripts #horrible | 0 |
@Jen_Lee @mostlymartha @edotwoods we just found thin mints in a freezer clean. i couldn't be more elated. | 5 |
Whatever you decide to do make sure it makes you . | 3 |
@MeghanEMurphy Oh gosh, if you get 800+ raging comments from cruise fans, I will just die laughing! | 6 |
Light of day per heyday popularization backfire cinematography: XUcQb | 2 |
@priny_baby happppy happppyyyyyy happppppyyyyy haaapppyyyy birthday best friend!! Love you lots 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🎉🎊 #chapter22 #bdaygirl #love | 6 |
@GoPro your UX online is appalling! No clear save button, not being able to use any generic TLD's #unhappy | 0 |
@thatomahapa the best revenge is to get yourself a good woman and move on. Leave her and her hairline to figure themselves out alone | 3 |
Be it a rainy day, be it cheerful sunshine, I am a Prussian, want nothing to be but a Prussian.:| | 4 |
@SalterUK second pair of scales I have bought that have stopped working after battery change. Is this an issue you are aware of? #unhappy | 0 |
.@Travelanswerman: When U ride on a pile of salt life is extra sweet! Always salty always savory! #surfing #aloha #smiling … | 6 |
for an lgbt person to tell someone else that how they identify isn't valid is so sad and against everything we should stand for | 0 |
@AphoticSanguine —but be a little playful. \n\nHe hesitantly pulls away, just enough so he could get words out, lips brushing against— | 5 |
Love being made to feel bad about being scared of the dark | 2 |
Who actually chooses to drink sparkling water 🤔 | 3 |
Women don't like girls because we resent them for looking so great/we wish we still looked like that #washed | 3 |
Watching Avatar and wondering why I took so long to watch this *collapses in a joyous heap* | 6 |
Come to the @BullSkitComedy FUNdraiser this Fri. at 8pm @TheScottBlock. Because #pie + #face = ! | 4 |
Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang ♥@Amynicolehill12 ♥ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut #Whitegirlwednesday | 6 |
Only God knows why things happen, sometimes it's just hard to understand. #prayingforyou | 2 |
@AmericanAir I am irate at you check-in system. I have tried to checkin all day and it wouldn't let me do it because I had no seat assigned | 1 |
Rojo is hilarious | 5 |
The liberal outrage over don king saying the N-word really angers me. The white yuppie progressives can go fuck themselves, shame on blacks | 0 |
I love when #girls are busy in teaching how to #pout while taking #selfie in a mall , their desication is immense #women love #perfection | 5 |
@LPDonovan this is why I think his pre prepped debate answers have the potential for hilarity | 3 |
Honestly fuming | 1 |
I'm so bored and fat and full and ridiculously overweight and rolls galore | 0 |
I have no clue where my charger is... #lost | 1 |
@aGirlHasNo_Name @MdlMurray shot by black police woman Typical looney toon thinking. #Hillary #divide #chaos | 2 |
To all who follow me, whether we've ever talked or not hope you have a joyous life. Goodbye. | 5 |
@liamch88 yeah! :) playing well | 3 |
HUGE CONGRATULATIONS TO NICOLE WINNING BIG BROTHER 18! @BBNicole #BB18 sorry not sorry #bbmichelle | 6 |
@tunaeP_ cheer up☺️ | 3 |
whenever i pout i just want Adrian to appear and tell me to stop pouting or else | 3 |
@blackeyed_susie They ain't going away, and I don't want to see them hurt; changing hearts/minds is really our only option, no? | 1 |
#terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter! #cleverpeople | 6 |
And here we go again 😓 #restless | 2 |
You know, you're pro-actively playful. You want to press your boobs into my face, Tatenashi. I'm not saying no, though. =3 | 4 |
@peachkellipop the whole thread is jovial and fun and then this comment is like FULL of misogyny | 5 |
I hate having ideas but being too afraid to share them 😔 | 0 |
@typicalmoony Yes Lia!! Join the dark side!! | 3 |
@lawson__lynch my kinda girl pleasing the dick right😍😏 | 5 |
I gave up on the U20 Rugby bet on the Roosters! #nrl | 2 |
eun: im really unhappy with this and i dont like her like that pls dont\n\nyall: okay but SHE loves HIM | 1 |
I can not depict what I feel right now.. I feel jubilant yet anxious, or..dunno. It seems like now I'm having something worth wait everyday. | 3 |
god, Facebook's design has started to remind me of MySpace in its heyday | 4 |
I found #marmite in Australia. `:) #happy | 6 |
There's a certain hilarity in people angry at protests against the national anthem or the flag when these acts are covered by 1st Amendment. | 3 |
When's it all finished, you will discover that it was never random! #thoughts #CrossoverLife | 3 |
@strictlysimilak something about English sparkling wine would be good. Or farmhouse cider. Or Italian cocktails. Thanks. | 5 |
UPLIFT: If you're still discouraged it means you're listening to the wrong voices & looking to the wrong source. Look to the LORD! | 3 |
15 minutes of yoga to your breakfast routine will change your day #preparation #sunriseyoga #bodyawareness #health #yoga #smile #stretch | 6 |
If I was friends with me I'd hate me SO MUCH with the amount I bully them | 1 |
@alpuzz Ah, but once I got it to work, there was much rejoicing! Lol thanks will get it to do taht now. | 6 |
@soboleskih Okay this is hilarious | 6 |
Check out this #film Robocoq 301 #animated #shortfilms | 3 |
i lost my wallet lol.... again.... | 1 |
@RevTrevK @Wolfman93011 @Daraidernation @EROCKhd Take 2k out of it the numbers on madden are low and have dropped and people are unhappy | 0 |
@ctp It's daunting trying to follow Swift news/trends, and facing mind-shattering patterns/terms left and right. I'm trying to adopt gently. | 3 |
Turkish exhilaration: for a 30% shade off irruptive russian visitors this twelvemonth, gobbler is nephalism so... | 1 |
Relive Vegas' heyday with Rat Pack tribute | 3 |
Goodbye everyone, tremendous #LTHEchat tonight | 6 |
Traditionalists say it should be bored by or bored with, but not bored of, a 'rule' cheerfully ignored | 3 |
@BroggersM19 @Calum250284 He had been retired 20 minutes ago by most blues on here 😊 | 3 |
chirp chirp! what a beautiful white and red bird! 🐦 | 4 |
@FlannelJedi This is why I drink and watch You're the Worst as a way to cheer myself up. | 3 |
@courtneymee I'm 3 days sober don't wanna ruin it | 3 |
Ppl like that irritate my soul | 1 |
@sueblue35 @nsoz7 @immortalbulldog huh? We have a sprint coach? We're the slowest team in the comp. Talk about robbing a living. #outrage | 0 |
@JohnRMoffitt This is the most grim piece of laughter I was stricken with all day. | 6 |
@IndieWire @cinemaeyehonors #WaltzWithBashir was incredible, tho I think it's more of an #animated film than #documentary about #Lebanon war | 5 |
...X, X... Do... you... hear... me? Darn... Your... optimism led... ...to your own... demise... ... You... should... li...live #ZeroBOT | 3 |
These people irritate tf out of me I swear 🙄 I'm goin to sleep ✌🏾️ | 0 |
@washingtondc @NMAAHC That is Noah Ark, it's a terrific design. | 3 |
Not the best horror ever but I like that the uncertainty | 3 |
Go away please ... I'm begging »»» #depression #anxiety #worry #fear #sadness \nDreams of joy and my baby to be found...Sits on #AndisBench | 0 |
After this news I'm supposed to be so damn happy and rejoicing but I'm here like 😩😔😭😞 | 0 |
@JessicaZ00 @ZRlondon ditto!! Such an amazing atmosphere! #PhilippPlein #cheerleaders #stunt #LondonEvents | 6 |
Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. George S. Patton #quote #yeg | 3 |
I don't know why everyone is pretending to be sad about angelina and brad, everyone knows his dumb ass should've stayed with jennifer. | 2 |
Ok, it seems there is still hope in BSNL 🙂\nNow, BB speed is ok 🙂\nBut I won't thank and elate much lest it be gone again like before 😐🙂 | 3 |
Well stock finished & listed, living room moved around, new editing done & fitted in a visit to the in-laws. #productivityatitsfinest | 4 |
Every time I hear @jtkantor's organ kick in on the new @sayswhopodcast, I break into the goofiest smile. | 5 |
@DDogsScout 'Oh!' Almost with odd cheerfulness, Big Boss offers: 'Muzzle flash blinding. Accidental by the guy who became my best friend.' | 3 |
i love that tay & tiff are just sitting at my house while i'm at work 🙃 | 6 |
#Awareness seek #shelter .#Letgo Old #habit of chasing #desires resultin in #anger #fear #worry .#Choose #Satisfaction within #Peace #Relax | 2 |
It is so exhilarating taking on the challenge of demonstrating + explaining WHY #JamesJoyce's #Ulysses is so endearing & wonderful! | 5 |
Good Master Vernon, welcome, nephews, from Bellario :\nThere is my lord, that thou interrupt'st our merriment. | 3 |
@Mickeyplyler @QualkTalk the refs are in GT's favor tonight. #terrible | 1 |
Have the producers of @soverybritish ever been outside of their country? These are universal problems. #worldwide #anxiety | 1 |
@fixindk @RevoltRazor @dragons1015 Guys don't use that type of language. Save it for raging... | 1 |
When ya'll talkin about you know who I don't know who ya'll talkin bout, I'm on the new shit....chuckin up ma deuces......🔥🔥 #kanye | 3 |
It's an exhilarating feeling. Working hard and feeling accomplished whether they notice or not--- you feel fu*king good 🤑 | 6 |
The new lock sound is grim | 1 |
imagine if teppu got animated by madhouse tho >_< | 3 |
Tom Phillips being all jovial at the start of this week's show when Joe is strutting out after that video package is quite the juxtaposition | 3 |