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@Steeeevie_ breezy luvvvv | 4 |
@Nick_Offerman & @MeganOMullally 's #Summerof69 show was raw sexuality and pure #mirth ! Thanks for the belly laughs and butt sex japes! | 5 |
@palmtreesarah @WorthingTheatre had more fun than the funniest person in funsville..... Much hilarity as usual.... Thank you ❤️ | 6 |
I'm a cheery ghost. | 4 |
@JoaquinPutoAmo vas a ir al de the amaity affliction? | 3 |
Already plotting next steps if I get cut off by the same minivan in tomorrow's drop-off line. #preschoolpolitics #momthings | 1 |
Flight 815 crashed on The Lost Island 2004 #lost @JoshuaJThurston | 2 |
@Babylonian I convinced my mom to watch it. Killgrave gave her literal nightmares, but watched last episode four times. | 3 |
@AllegedLowbrow It's 'Eye-for-Eye'. Indian Army never forgives, Never Forgets. They always take revenge, Pakistan breaks laws, I.A follows | 1 |
@TalkTalkCare how on earth can I send an email to you? Very annoyed customer!!! | 0 |
It's always depressing to sort WordPress plugin recommendations not by 'best' but by 'least offensive in terms of premium features.' | 0 |
Did u laugh today? Laugh hard? I hope so..we NEED laughter now. #love | 5 |
i bet dat dog eating name brand cheerios. cant relate. i eat cheery O's | 1 |
@Fly_Norwegian quite simply the #worst #airline #worstairline I've ever used! #shocking #appauling #dire #dismal #beyondajoke #useless | 0 |
@iStoleFreeHugs @stephlaris lol I'm happy with my negative, realistic ass self. Sorry to offend you | 5 |
Needed levity: Hubs + I talking of @weareTYPHOON Kyle's new solo album, my 7 yo says '@KyleClark'? She loves ur news show #9News @9NEWS LOLZ | 5 |
@jccrocker #CharlotteProtest do u #wait 4 the facts #video or do u #hate now ask questions later #sad #protest #PoliceShootings #suggestions | 0 |
@niceoneWern @Alotta_Pain the gleesome threesome | 2 |
@reinervshunter you got this #staystrong #smile #yourebeautiful | 6 |
@airtelindia have some issues with my broadband bill ,I am charged for the month before I signed up with airtel.. #hilarious | 4 |
i have so much hw tonight im offended | 1 |
That was a lovely story to actually see Ruth and hubby who won the cashcow @sunriseon7.It was so funny when she left the phone #happy 😊 | 6 |
@teenageic0n_ you'll be pleased to know my family are blues | 3 |
So happy I live in NYC! See you tomorrow .....@SamHeughan @Barbour | 5 |
Hey @gmail why can I only see 15 sent emails? Where's the thousands gone? | 1 |
@DKTaylorWriter I thought that was funny, too. But maybe not such a coincidence. Green must be the official color of optimism. | 4 |
@danisnotonfire you made me cry and shake to the point where my parents had to calm me down and give me calming tablets... | 0 |
@GOT7Official @jrjyp happy birthday jin young!!!!!! #PrinceJinyoungDay #happyjinyoungday #got7 #happy #birthday | 6 |
Fucking gutted, disheartened & so pissed off.Gone from 1 off the toughest most resolute defences to the worst & most shambolic #SCFC #STOHUL | 0 |
@crimpoop my adorable and cheerful daughter\nAlways pouring positivity green goo on me\ndare hurt her and you'll see hell //growls\n\n#PandaBot | 4 |
Omg I'm outside making beats with garageband and some little birds decided to chirp along （≧∇≦） | 3 |
@FaultlessFacade <she really said in response to what she perceived as a forced jovial tone. With that, she slid out of the jeep and onto> | 1 |
@rupindxr my heart actually sunk looooool I was so confused | 1 |
@SquishyJiminie aww thank you!! I'm definitely feeling much better today and your messages cheer me up too ☺️ | 5 |
Candice's pout gets more preposterous by the week. This week it's gone a bit Jack Nicholson's Joker. #GBBO | 1 |
@MalYoung @AngelicaMcD I hope to now see some levity, light, romance and happiness come Stitch and Abby's way after such a long hard road. | 3 |
Being in the countryside all day was so pleasing | 6 |
The Quarterback' wrecks me every time.. #glee | 1 |
@lilymacintyre_ she was my favourite such a joyful soul | 4 |
me taking a picture by myself: *awkward smile*\nme on picture day: *awkward smile*\nconclusion: stop smiling ;'(\n#pictureday2016 #smile #ornot | 3 |
I'm due for a big change! I've prayed on it, I think I deserve it #positivity | 5 |
Vincent looking super lively boy... Hattrick perhaps lol | 4 |
Well look at the bright side. You found a use for that rope #TipsToSurviveAPowerOutage | 3 |
Contactless affliction kart are the needs must regarding the psychological moment!: xbeUJGB | 3 |
The smell of freshly cut grass didn't even cheer me up...boy oh boy | 1 |
I would just give her with their naked body. | 2 |
Bilal Abood, #Iraq #immigrant who lives in Mesquite, Texas, was sentenced to 48 months in prison for lying to the Feds about #terrorism. | 1 |
Star trek online has a update to download oh fuming yay | 4 |
Catering channel's at the height technics hearty enjoyment symptomatize: vrlfEyrN | 4 |
@cstonehoops Gonzaga not listed in the article but at 65/1 they have tremendous value, they are top10 team for sure, got everything you want | 3 |
@WWE is the live event Brock vs Orton 2 this Saturday on the WWE Network? If not it needs to be! :) #wwe @RandyOrton @HeymanHustle #revenge | 3 |
@CohenDS Yell, 'Bye, garbage!' cheerfully after it. | 1 |
#Pakistan is ‘terrorist state’, carries out #war crimes: #India to @UN.\n #UNGA #UN | 2 |
@JoshNoneYaBiz I love parody accounts! Well done. Vote for #Trump. #lol | 4 |
Just joined #pottermore and was sorted into HUFFLEPUFF 😡😡😡 | 1 |
@Conorojo Loool understand the pessimism but it will 😂 | 4 |
Today I answered a call from a college rep who didn't realize I did, and I got to hear part of his lively debate about if evolution is real. | 3 |
@cassidyyy_0 literally Nicole already had her chance and she played shitty both seasons. | 2 |
#ArchangelSummit @sethgodin Anyone can be brave but you just have to last 5 mins longer than everyone else. #leadership #fear | 1 |
Watching driven by food and @andrewzimmern going to Devon Ave to eat nihari makes me gleeful af | 3 |
Houston might lose a coach tomorrow or by midnight. #yikes ? | 2 |
I get embarrassed at the slightest things and then I'll fret about it all day I hate it | 1 |
Beats is accurately all-powerful with respect to high-quality high-frequency speaker in re the extra desolate relating to fire-ea:… | 3 |
This weather got me fucked up. Like you either be sunny and hot or gloomy and cold. No in between. | 0 |
Final night shift coming up. I won't miss it but I will miss my work pals and the hysterical laughter that gets us through the night | 3 |
Hey @gmail why can I only see 15 sent emails? Where's the thousands gone? #panic | 1 |
What day is it #lost | 1 |
And with rich Fumes his sullen sences cheer'd. | 3 |
the Bushes were good with the forces of resentment when it made them money and gave them power. Now that it doesn't they've changed tunes. | 3 |
People always tell me that they don't expect me to have anxiety because I'm generally cheerful and don't act the way they expect me to. | 3 |
@JUSTICESLUT420 sadly this sort of poster died by the 90s afaik | 1 |
It's not #dread. It's called #Locks | 3 |
Boycotting @DunkinDonuts till butter pecan comes back. I am furious | 1 |
@breadf2man @SunApology and it's Kelvin Mackenzie tomorrow... #shudder DontBuyTheSun | 1 |
Val is far too cheery for my liking ✋🏻 | 2 |
I am always ready to #smile. | 5 |
@marthalyssa yep. LOL | 6 |
She began to squirm beneath @hcllbent, struggling to get out of his relentless grasp. When she realized that the attempt was useless,++ | 1 |
#Followback Quote_Soup: Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. | 3 |
@HuffingtonPost huff i know your pro-hillary and so is CNN and MSNBC, but they made no mention of this, this statement would be gold for em | 1 |
@BreezyWeekes hey breezy, you wanna give me some of that coffee you posted on your snap?? please | 3 |
@KeithOlbermann depressing how despicable Trump, with no policies, campaigning on bigotry & rancour can be so close, evil immoral disaster | 0 |
#MeogysDailyVocabEnhancment Elation: quality or state of being elated; feeling or state of great joy or pride | 4 |
Yes Mourinho, you really should stop speaking about refs! And try cheering up a bit. | 2 |
@Za_buhmaid Happy birthday sweety .. sweet 21 hun hope u have a wonderful day and a wondrful joyful year better than the last one, Luv U ♥ | 6 |
Misery loves company. The church ought to be a place where it finds none.\n-Pastor Kris Theobald #joy #rejoice | 4 |
gifs on iOS10 messaging app are hilarious. | 4 |
On the bright side with YouTube heroes leafy will finally get banned | 3 |
@LaraTheIrish < feel everything. She would remember everything. Evanora hoped this would serve to fuel the creatures anger and run rabid > | 1 |
Liam is too distant makes me mourn 😪 | 1 |
Function in regard to camshaft exhilaration companies: CQHshJSI | 3 |
@MarianKeyes the pout tips me over the edge. I am most definitely AGIN. Who the feic bakes with full make up and boots with heels!!!! | 3 |
PM nawaz sharif adressed in uno produced mirth among kashmires well done pak wel done nawaz .we want demilterization | 4 |
in my dream....They were trying to steal my kidney!!! #blackmarket #whydidiwatchthat | 1 |
Take public opinion on revenge with Pakistan if govt is unable to decide. @aajtak @TimesNow @narendramodi | 1 |
Congress attended by midterm liveliness differently constraints: qmiv | 3 |
#RIP30 Heaven is rejoicing because they've gained an angel, the Keifer family are in my prayers 💙🙏 | 3 |
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.' - Abraham Lincoln | 3 |
I'm so so so excited for #UsernameRegenerated I can't wait! I wish I could get a signed copy! I'm so happy for you. @Joe_Sugg | 6 |
@ATrumping hahahahahaha!! Oh gosh. You are hilarious. A black man trying to keep racism alive. Get out of here man. | 5 |