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The T.I / Shawty Lo beef is one of the more underrated ones in hip-hop history. Chock-full of wit, bravado and hilarity. | 4 |
@rohan_connolly i think your high-profile female colleague would be one in yhat category... #massexodus #bitter | 0 |
Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @brooke_bridges #lively #musically | 4 |
@loueezecee I don't know how much more of that bloody pout I can take!! | 0 |
#smile every morning to a positive head start with your #clients relations | 6 |
Our branch will be closed this Sunday, 9/25, in honor of the IRONMAN 70.3 happening in Downtown! Come cheer on race participants! | 5 |
Rear garden alarm activated at Telford house at 106.4. | 3 |
I can never find the exact #emoji that I'm after at the exact moment that I need it #nuclear #missiles.\n\n#IndianArmy | 1 |
Just because I'm hurting \nDoesn't mean I'm hurt \nDoesn't mean I didn't get \nWhat I deserved \nNo better and no worse #lost @coldplay | 1 |
@matildaswish it's great to see Matilda so happy in her new chair it will provide her with access to lots of new experiences. | 6 |
@rubeseatsinfo from here, it's but a short step to biweekly Community Meetings over a hearty meal of soy flakes | 4 |
Obama admin rejects Texas plan to have refugees vetted for terrorism so Texas pulls of of fed refugee resettlement program. Aiding . | 1 |
@NoorBazzi14 lowkey I want to go just to chirp Anna LOL but say hi to Atkins for me!! One of my favourite coaches, he's smart and caring | 4 |
Honestly, there are some awful people on the internet... smh... | 0 |
Now I'm going to sulk again for a week until #OurGirl is back on! @michkeegan and @benaldridge07 are the best! @OurGirlWatch | 3 |
A country that gave safe house to #Osama Bin #Laden is dangerous if not contained. #Pakistan is a #terror heaven, declare so @BanKimoon_amdg | 1 |
Sorry to burst your bubble but it isn't that century anymore. Welcome to the 21st century. | 3 |
It's 5:55am. I'm hungry but there is no food. #panic | 0 |
@suavecitamay sparkling water is nice you know I tried it the other day | 3 |
@delon03 can you at least just walk past her and break out into laughter | 3 |
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty' -Sir Winston Churchill- | 4 |
@kaijinboyfriend --while being animated much more recently technology-wise which makes for a very nice combination/look) | 3 |
I'm just doing what u should b doing just minding my business and grinding relentless @LITO615 | 1 |
A good thing about being sick is that coughing is like an ab workout. Maybe my abs will be more defined by the time I'm better 😂😅 #optimism | 3 |
Best quote from a 7 in German - Almost #happy | 4 |
When you wake up from a dream laughing at something stupid, and that makes you laugh more | 5 |
#nana 4 hoco bc my dream since freshman year awe 😙❤❤❤ @thecandeyman | 5 |
Walk right through them! See way past them, and don't even hesitate running them over. | 3 |
*gets crushes on fictional and animated characters instead if real people* | 3 |
Literally dying & living at the same time as I catch up on @adrian_ver 's twitter. If you aren't following him your life is BASIC. | 3 |
@SteveBryantArt I was pretty sure it was a Golden Ticket. Get a tour. Make a mistake. Something horrific will happen to you. Good day sir. | 3 |
A #new day to #live and #smile. Hope all the #followers a nice #night or #day. :D | 6 |
Well stock finished & listed, living room moved around, new editing done & fitted in a visit to the in-laws. #productivityatitsfinest #happy | 6 |
@enews #breezy deserve it.. | 3 |
Congrats to #Nicole #bb18 ... Fix that nose now 😒💁🏻 #bitter #petty | 2 |
@Pharah_Amari [Reyes snarled in frustrated anger, steel claws flexing dangerously. But she uttered those damning words, it seems to snap -- | 1 |
A 'non-permissive environment' is also called a 'battleground' - #MilSpeak | 3 |
Made my night that @GordonReid91 Reid was included in tonight's hilarity. Some of those points were brilliant. Thanks @andy_murray | 6 |
Never let me see you frown | 2 |
I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear. –Rosa Parks #quotes #motivation | 3 |
@Theresa_Talbot @fleurrbie Haha...sorry about the dreadful puns... I need to get out more....I've been cooped up lately... | 1 |
Take my kindness for weakness when you acting silly keeping it 100 ain't your forté #breezy #ChrisBrown #TeamBreezy | 3 |
i'm doing laundry and watching that 70's show with a bunch of strangers. #happy #birthday #to #me | 5 |
#BridgetJonesBaby is the best thing I've seen in ages! So funny, I've missed Bridget! #love #TeamMark | 5 |
But 'for me not to worry, they'll get a glass guy over and bill us for it' | 3 |
@Nikhilv95 @LydiajaneF I wish, I really, truly wish, that I had just a modicum of your banter. #hilarious | 6 |
I truly feel like science has the ability to make a milk out of anything ... cashew milk, hemp milk, pine nut milk, dandelion milk | 3 |
Do what makes you successful and #happy now and forever | 6 |
Jay Z and Brad Pitt cheated ..Bey stayed Angie left #cheaters #love #lust #sex #couples #relationships #date #marriage #divorce | 3 |
i cant live anymore my roblox got termianted :(((((((((((((((((((((((( #sad #killme #lol #robloxgamer | 0 |
@FoRDaYS14 😳 chewing what? #smile #arcdental #turlock | 3 |
@crystaldiamondo impossible to say. We can only hope that I don’t unwittingly trigger her ferocious side again. Hell hath no fury.. | 0 |
Learning is key while converting your leaning to someone else is door, so when you do both you will open the door of success.\n\n #x33 | 4 |
hate overthinking e v e r y t h i n g like i jus' wanna be happy pls | 2 |
Got to be up in 4 hours to go back to work #cantsleep #excited | 5 |
@BrandedByCas I was like that when I started college. It was horrific but it probably will get better. Don't give up yet | 3 |
This night is sparkling don't you let it go,\nI'm wonder struck,\nBlushing on the way home.' | 4 |
Halfway to work and I realize I forgot to put on underwear....It's going to be one of those days! #mombrain #toomuchgoingon #longday #breezy | 3 |
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes finally ; B joyful an funny/dont boss/dont argue/do everything with kids/go on mini car trips/ focus on love | 4 |
So much #terrible #music playing on the #radio has started to make me wonder weather my taste in music is good or just completely shit | 1 |
Does this blow your mind as much as it blew mine, or did I just sexually harass someone? #WHOA #Mindblown #huh #setback #fright #madashell 😂 | 5 |
ok so i got my madden 17 refunded but now i gotta wait a few days for the money and now gotta pre-order fifa again.... | 1 |
.@Tolumanda love it! so true. As @Deedeey_ taught me, fear can be an illusion. #coaching #courage | 3 |
@jessebwatters lol. Love it when you aggravate Juan. Keep up the good work. Lol | 3 |
I screened my own snap what kind of narcissistic ass would smh | 1 |
every time a new Anthony Weiner revelation breaks, Bill Clinton says a prayer of thanks that texting/DMing didn't exist in his heyday. | 2 |
In my room 101 would go Russell Howard,Tom Odell,Michael Buble!!! #pants #nogood #dire | 0 |
i'm doing laundry and watching that 70's show with a bunch of strangers. #birthday #to #me | 3 |
@pottermore : I can't find my patronus, the website doesn't work, I can't even see the questions.... #sadness... | 0 |
@luxbet Did you even give out any pizzas ? Serious fail #hungry #hangry | 1 |
@APkrawczynski Any possibly KG is being bought out as a player so that he can buy in from Glen as a minority owner? | 3 |
@Apolocreed4 What is even more shocking is that someone gave him a record deal! lol | 3 |
Gas prices are hilarious. Cause they're simultaneously super subsidised and taxed | 3 |
i mean i guess most of the mean ones are treated as like playful but i want to support yoosung without dating him ;___; | 3 |
@ahtareen1 @ReginalAleman @krelifa @zamansj64 @AwiexaB Very pleasing ty! | 5 |
@VivienLloyd Thank you so much! Just home - stunned but so happy. Don't think it has sunk in yet! Wow. | 4 |
Tip 5: Don't worry about pleasing everyone. #TitanWisdom | 1 |
Sometimes I like to talk about my sadness. Other times, I just want to be distracted by friends, laughter, shopping, eating... \n\n#MHChat | 2 |
They tend to loosen up a bit when drunk, and can seem pretty cheerful. | 4 |
Did u laugh today? Laugh hard? I hope so..we NEED laughter now. #smile #love | 6 |
@ltsukis im love you, even if you bully me sadly | 2 |