| ==Phrack Inc.== | |
| Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #5 of 10 | |
| Phreaks In Verse! | |
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| By | |
| Sir Francis Drake And Aiken Drum | |
| Welcome to this file, | |
| We hope you will spend a while, | |
| With us today. | |
| Perhaps you will be enlightened, in a way. | |
| This file is about phreaks, | |
| And hacks. We have spent weeks | |
| writing about people in verse. | |
| You can pick who is worse, | |
| Our poetry or them. | |
| We mean no insult, | |
| And we hope as a result | |
| No on will kill us. | |
| 'Cause we wouldn't like that OK? | |
| Shooting Shark | |
| -------------- | |
| His name is Shark, | |
| He thinks UNIX is a lark. | |
| He can even log people out! | |
| (The legality of this we doubt) | |
| He looks like Robin Williams. | |
| And maby he'll make millions | |
| Writing UNIX software! | |
| (Wolf will tell him what to wear.) | |
| Oryan QUEST (Agent Orange) | |
| -------------------------- | |
| Oh! Poor Oryan QUEST! | |
| Many call him a pest. | |
| "Stan", they cry, | |
| "Why do you lie?" | |
| The color of his car keeps changing, | |
| Perhaps its because I'm aging, | |
| But even if my brain is weak | |
| I know he said his car was RED last week, | |
| But today he said BLUE! | |
| Tell me the truth Stan, please do. | |
| But he knows quite a bit, | |
| And if he dosn't throw a fit, | |
| He can be an OK guy. | |
| Lex Luthor | |
| ---------- | |
| His real name is funny, | |
| (And it isn't Bunny) | |
| But a joke he is not, | |
| He knows a hell of alot. | |
| Of phreaks, and hacks, and little blue box. | |
| Hes head of LODH, a club that rocks. | |
| He's a secretive guy, | |
| But I think we all know why. | |
| (He even made me change this poem, | |
| Oh well. I owed him.) | |
| And no he dosn't sound like Yogi Bear | |
| No matter what Bill may dare | |
| to say. | |
| Knight Lightning | |
| ---------------- | |
| Knight Lighting likes dots, *'s, and slashes. | |
| He sits at the CRT so long he gets rashes. | |
| Making those NEAT title screens | |
| Is the thrill of his teens! | |
| But we all think he's a swell guy, | |
| 'Cause he gives everything a try. | |
| Silver Spy | |
| ---------- | |
| Silver Spy! | |
| He's a conservative guy. | |
| He runs a elite BBS-- Catch-22. | |
| It dosn't get many posts, boo-hoo. | |
| But what other board can you see, | |
| Limericks when you log on...tee-hee. | |
| Bill From RNOC | |
| -------------- | |
| Bill from RNOC | |
| Is from New Yawrk. | |
| Smarter than the average phreak, | |
| His opinions are not meak. | |
| He designs PBX's for fun, | |
| But he needs to spend more time in the sun. | |
| Soon you will see, | |
| Bill working for NT. (*NT is Northern Telecom for you stupid people*) | |
| Taran King | |
| ---------- | |
| What a terrific guy is Taran King, | |
| Working on Phrack and runing MSP is his thing. | |
| He's a bit redneckish; | |
| (he won't admit he has a homosexual fetish.) | |
| But of the phreak community he is a piller, | |
| And without him we would wither. | |
| And if I keep patting his back, | |
| Maby he'll put this file in Prack. | |
| ---------- | |
| Oh no! I fear | |
| The end of the file is here. | |
| This file, about all these people who are ELITE, | |
| Can be followed by one word...DELETE. | |
| sfd | |