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Yes, cuz tax cuts will help those w/o jobs!
If cutting taxes fails... cut taxes harder.
Chalk it up to the ever-increasing cost of freedom.
We're about to finally get affordable housing, and now the politicians are doing everything they can to keep prices *high*.
oh wow I am so surprised I never saw this coming
It'll look so good IN HIS COFFIN NEXT TO HIS CORPSE!
Everything I need to know I learned from toast.
You guys are completely lost, God obviously made that toast.
It's a useful debugging tool
Who else thinks that inane questions about javascript alert() are an annoying, lazy, and ugly way to notify us of what a colossal bore you are?
Clearly, the answer is for the government to keep out of businesses lives, cut taxes, and let self regulation and the market fix everything.
How does this compare to other mine operations?
Thank god we have the FDA to clear this up!
Including my peers in 5th grade, who did their series report on this topic!
Well that makes me want to vote for them.
Why is it that the minority parties seem incapable of producing any publicity material that isn't, y'know, shit?
This'll end well.
They need to outsource the whole company and take their piece of shit software some place else.
This is a lot like that survey showing some embarassing percentage of Brits to believe that Sherlock Holmes is real and Winston Churchill is fake.
I only read the headline but, I don't think a survey is too accurate unless you talk to more than 30 travelers.
somebodies hitting the LSD a little hard today
Should be labeled NSFW, and might be illegal in some countries with some child nudity there.
public interface SomeService { void provideService() throws CheckedExceptionOfEveryPossibleImplementationType } neat abstraction
This guy is so butthurt you can actually see the lightning pain lines.
/Libertarian/: Where the police state is fine, as long as its being used to protect *stuff*.
Clearly Engadget is using the coercive power of the state to attack their rivals over at Gizmodo.
Congratulations- you'll be homeless before you get a job.
Wow, and you weren't even a dick about it!
And we're upset since the Democrats would *never* try something as sneaky as this, right?
Oooh baby you caught me red handed Creepin' on the senate floor Picture this we were makin' up candidates Being huge election whores
I would care about this much less if android devices had true USB hosting, and i could just plug in any flash drive or portable hard drive to swap out files.
I guess no one at google's ever been on a plane and wanted to listen to their music library.
It's like windows phone 7 and that worked great...
and horse porn
That broadcast seems legit
You want me to dedicate on hour of my time to a tool who opens his radio broadcast advertising the second coming of Jesus Christ?
This is really surprising.
Damn, I saw him winning it all.
US Political pressure might not mean much with countries like India and China, multi-polar world can't come fast enough.
but but but but competition and a global economy is bad!
Took them long enough.
OMG THEY COPIED FROM MICROSOFT!
I reacted in a similar manner when I found out about the remake of The Hobbit.
I made it as far as "Hi!"
Umm... if you can figure out how the tools relate to the question then sure.
No, the research should be done at a junior college outside of Pittsburgh.
How did you end up picking up a French version?
Did Master Chief give up in the french version?
I trust them more than I trust any western press or government.
Yes, which is why we should trust Israeli press, right?
TIL, voluntary slavery by starving people who'd work for food can 'potentially virtually' wipe out unemployment
Welcome to china
CPR fail.
My homosexuality has been cured!
Oh dang, I was hoping for another of Notch's tweets, not a large and impressive structure that took long to make!
Sorry, I was distracted by that large amount of pumpkins :D
You can't, like, OWN land, maaan.
fucking commies
I'm soooo sad.
Thank god... I wouldv'e hated for them to be rewarded for shenanigans.
Hmm... cdj-2000 for $900... seems legit
Rane Sixty-Eight Mixer......$1000 - SCAM
That'd be great if only Ron Paul wasn't A CHRISTIAN!
What's the Vegas Line on this one?
clearly we're so hot right now
I mean, why interview actual people when you can pull a(n unverified) blurb off of the internet?
Because protocol-specific formatting shouldn't be used anywhere else, right?
i do it in facebook because it updates twitter with whatever message i put
*"sup brah"*
Obligatory post about Tyler Seguin only being 19 and the world should be outraged.
But, but...lowering taxes creates jobs!
to quote william gibson: "she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human. "
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
Simply amazing feat!
Drawing attention to this long proven statistic is racist.
be careful in brooklyn
In other news Obama pisses in ocean
$70 million, woah, here comes the robotics boom.
Yikes, no range at all on that team.
Yeah, stupid noob Cho'Gath
EHUEHUEHUEHUE GIBE MONI PLIS
The otherside of the coin is that they just moved up to a higher tax bracket.
Drat, there goes our libertarian paradise.
Another illegal American war.
Is it me, or are there a lot of photos showing protestors attacking police.... bet there are photos showing police attacking protestors... I wonder why they are missing?
Heartwarming!
Pretty sure those people can't afford the internet.
All the people who go to those schools are too busy making awesome videogames to post on Reddit.
WHORES!
I wonder why it isn't thought men should have access to free contraception.
He died doing what he laughed.
Good thing we have religion bringing peace into the world.
In the next 10 chapters, Kakashi reveals he has the Flying Thunder God Technique and finishes Tobi off... that showing it that the main character does not have to do anything.
SPOILER ALERT: Tobi is OBITO
I could easily google it, but I'll ask anyway - where the hell is SMC?
you must be so cool, coming from SMC and smoking pot and all that
Multiculturalism totally doesn't cause any problems.
its reasons like this that make me hate the fact that im a Pakistani!
Well, yeah, but his plan would funnel money to job creators so they can store it safely until they're ready to make a job for one of those guys maybe.
It's OK guys it'll make Romney richer.
we should just be thankful the overlords have given anything at all, even if they are just crumbs
you know what they say, the more the merrier.
Whoa, what mod is that?
you need the ivory dragon claw
They were clearly focusing the carry, they just happened to AoE all over the rest of the team
Dont link to your playlist just so your other video's get more views, it's annoying and not userfriendly.
Yes, the fall if Romney wins
this is assuming America rose at all.
On a separate note, that's a beautiful arrangement of The Star Spangled Banner from the London Philharmonic Orchestra.
Proof that God hates America
File under "How the right wing wants to keep government smaller and out of your business."
That is a blatant violation of the law on so many levels.
Whoa.
2/10 would not admire
government-organized in Russia means you *will* do it, whether you like it or not.
I wonder who will win?
Billions of dollars well spent.
Please tell me that multi billion dollar rover has the ability to take pictures in color.
This never gets old
Would still bang.
Those black orbs... THERE ARE GHOSTS ON MARS, PEOPLE!
I never understood why on earth we can make crystal clear high res pictures, but all the pictures from rovers and probes and what not are pretty unclear Can someone please explain?
I never thought I'd say this, but.... Fuck you, Canada...
There's no way this could go wrong.
Arsenal downvote brigade assemble!
Someone help me up; I've been blown down in shock - so out of the blue!
WHEN WILL THIS ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOTRY END????
As I said in the other discussion topic that started this story, this guy is totally in the closet.
Im sure Alex will be gnashing his teeth and ranting about how this confirms everything he's been gnashing his teeth and ranting about.
That doesn't look photoshopped at all.
Obviously all the devs now answer to -A-
Very impressive bombing run, well played lads!
He has great respect for the office.
You sure that wasn't "boy"?
If only there were other parts supplier Apple could go to if Samsung didn't want the contract.
Teaches me to make observational statements that could be construed as critical in the heart of fan boy country.
Cause he needs 4 dragons
how so
Being called a nigger isn't a justifiable reason for beating the shit out of someone.
Clearly, you just hate America because all marines are perfect gentlemen and would never do anything wrong EVER.
What would happen if this were used with an IV drip?
Lance Armstrong has been using this for years!
I find this Offensive!
[](/celestiawut)
That will teach him.
Why is this story being down voted?
Anyone who listened to Love Line would know that.
Another ground breaking study revealing innermost truths which no one except anyone with kids knows.
... But he seems like such a nice guy.
Did anyone else put the url in their address bar to see the gif
I like Romney's advice better - "borrow from your folks".
Bootstraps of course.
*back* into chains doesn't refer to blacks at all and *that* doesn't refer to a business... I guess this is proving that public edumacation is such a great program
Anyone else excited for the vice presidential debate?
LeBron, Howard, and Durant Chris Paul as the 4th man on the roster if you get a sub.
Why not make it a half court game while you're at it.
No I think that was a pretend map they made up for the press conference.
The IRNV will FINALLY have a place to shine
Click on the 'photos' tab to see the image in question.
Enbridge isn't entirely truthful in a promotional video...I'm shocked!
Just another responsible gun owner excercising his rights under the 2nd Amendment.
Sounds like Tuesday night at the Apollo.
With a concrete argument like that, he must be right.
Who the fuck is he and why should I care about what he has to say?
Best thread in months!
That poll is flawed as I can only choose one class for main, I should be able to choose all of the above
So basically... it's sorta like Evony and World of Fight?
Holy shit guys, this is obviously the next wow killer... blizz better be careful.
I wonder how awkward those conversations were when a secret serviceman was there while LBJ was taking a massive shit.
Sounds like an amazing elected official.
Look at the source, this is obviously a liberal conspiracy theory.
Fortunately, evolution will likely solve this issue even if we don't.
Did he live?
Did he died?
Lucky russians
Can't wait for the parade in 2112 it's is going to be massive... Ohh that's right EVERYONE ON REDDIT now will be DEAD well before 2112.
Nice try, Mike Lazaridis.
Whats a blackberry?
This must be to treat the depression you get after video games cause you to shoot up a school.
Link to a place to buy the game?
THAT PICTURE MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN ON A SOLSTICE!
Triforce?
Ed Hardy is making GoT shirts now?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
When his parents replace it with a newer and nicer version of the same car I'm sure he'll learn his lesson
Better yet this road is also very popular with motorcyclists, he's lucky he didn't kill someone.
seems legit.
I enjoy seeing this picture every week.. You know.
What oil spill?
Yeah, but how do they taste?
So you can confirm that literally all cat guys are like this and dog guys aren't?
I hate it when cats do this... ...I'm always talking to my cat about this "tibbles", i say "this really cant go on"
It's a city built on debts and booze... probably.
I bet they'll use roads to get there, too!...Pfft, hypocrites!
If that's Heaven, I'll be converting soon.
This subreddit definitely needs more circlejerk of Jeff and Dean.
He forgot to say "no homo".
I think viddya should see this, maybe this is how you reject guys.
Good, the government will run out of money sooner and hopefully collapse.
I vote for open enrollment.... I have a RIGHT to FOOD..... Lets given every person (not citizen, every person) and $100 credit at the grocery store of their choice every week... Only then will the evil rich pay their fair share
Thank you for reminding me of this horrible day in east coast US history.
I slept through it.
Leave it to vodka to make such a big deal over faction changing!
Glad to see you guys go horde.
Fuck Apple.
finally apple gets a break and make a bit of money!
Nice cheek weld.
Like the video... I love G3, awsome gun!
The parties always follow their platforms.
This is the same party that created SOPA, right?
I hadn't heard it before.
you forgot to
Again?
Because before Apple there was no such thing as a store.
Cleary, from these three pictures, we can tell this mother is a horrible mother and it is her fault her daughter got pregnant.
Anyone else confused why the hair is altered?
It really brings out what DayZ is all about, Snipers with AS50's.
loving the "dayz"
Surely, you are the voice of Jesus himself.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
I think this further enforces the fact that you should have to enter a drivers license number to have a Facebook account.
I think it's important that we destroy teacher unions and reduce school funding more.
Away with your youtube style comments!
I think there's still a chance he's alive!
Colleges are largely a waste of time, most boys these day either do or should go to tech or trade schools during their high school years.
womonz are just the smarter gender.
I've only got 64bit java installed and use a 32 bit browser... should be okay, right?
But what if I need it?
Those dude's totally do not know how to play baseball.
so thats what the inside of a vagina looks like
These are all amazing, but you might get sued for using that apple computer.
Wow, that is awesome!
Fucking backwards southerners
Hate crimes happened everywhere, not just the Jim Crow South.
I hope they bring that styling to their next generation of phones.
Can't wait to take high quality 16mp photos and filter the quality out of it with Instagram.
Cause the whole system is rigged.
This is clearly fake, Republicans don't use teleprompters
Further proof that Samsung did copy Apple.
I hope Barack Obama taxes the shit out of your rich ass, owning smart phones and shit.
Don't you start, it's "honoured".
It's okay buddy... It's okay... Have a kleenex Crying_Indian
At least theater prices have come down as they save money on projectionists.
They rereleased Crash to theaters?
But.. but.. it's so god damn HIP!
'60s.
How do I watch it?
[Not as happy as when I saw the bottles of champagne and poster at my bedroom door.]
Thank God Congress is there to look out for our best interests despite what the majority wants!
This may have already between said, but who the fuck are the 22% who didn't mind/were in favor of a government shut down?
Yeah racism haha!
This is the kind of joke you laugh at and then think, "I'm a terrible human being..."
Hopefully this will shut up that whiny guy from Sioux Falls.
That's impossible with how high our taxes are!
this was posted a million of times
Best storytelling, Black Ops 2, finally, the recognition it deserves!
A broad-based tax hike is just the thing Japan needs to cool off its overheating economy and bring inflation under control.
April Fools, it's actually 7.99999999999999999999%
Anyone who says Obama doesn't care about the economy clearly doesn't recognize all the work he's doing to boost the defense industry.
does anyone expect anything more from this guy at this point...seriously
You completely you downloaded the picture and made an excuse of a title to repost it?
Clever way to repost
did a student of u.s government just became the teacher.
Yes, because everything is much better under single party rule.
Seems like you could get some free house cleaning!
As always, the smiley face emoticon is far more disturbing than the content of the message itself.
cheerleaders clearly aren't athletes
I want to see a guy pick up and throw a girl while having another guy catching the girl one handed behind him.
So does this include the piracy hack, you know because Linux users don't pay for software?
Missing executable I think they didn't uploaded it yet.
Fox might cover it
Thats probably because the only news you see is what is posted on reddit
God forbid these young women treat Arabs like normal human beings.
The racism in those comments, wow.
Just the kind of government employee we need.
I wonder if he'll then realize how little he needs a paycheck in his life.
First-hand experience would suggest this is true.
They needed a study for this?
Finally can use up ALL them strikers
An injury that can send Chelsea to the bottom of the table!
I like her hair.
Haha, it's funny because making fun of fat people is okay.
That's not taken out of context at all.
In this thread there are some petty motherfuckers.
Those people sure know how to make money
I heard that Thallium-beryllium alloy is much better at blocking electromagnetic fields than Germanium.
You can't compare two different cases like that
Remember, boys and girls, patriarchy hurts men just as much as it hurts women.
Well, people really do have wild fetishes.
Not interested and "that's pretty nasty and cruel" means "yes keep trying", clearly.
But when a Dem does something similar its altruism, right?
So Brave.
Chicago Fire
Sassuolo
But but video games are good!
'hypothesis'
Seems totally within the spirit of charity work.
Color*
How did all the good prayers not prevent this from happening?
I'm not sure what's worse: thinking you need anywhere NEAR $20 million to launch a music career, or spending that much only to end up with no one knowing who you are except as the wife of an embezzler.
Medal of Honor ceremonies
This really isnt funny.
Yeah, mandatory abortion for parents like this, I say.
One solution may be to allow such abortions if both parents accept sterilisation first
This reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.
Presumably, they performed the same procedure on an innocent man first to get control data?
McCarthy would have thrown a fit had he known.
Welp, we better change that name before the politically correct masses find out.
Nice OF shirt haha
chickenbown nowisown
awsome
TIL the half-life of poverty is 25 years.
Its involved in only one of the choices to the final heist.
if you pick option b for the last heist you [need to steal it and use it to drill the hole to the safe, but it doesn't spawn outside of the mission]
Wow, a new picture!
Well unexpectedly done sir!
Highlights our lack of depth at LB... FFS, we need a better alternative than Bertrand.
Perfect time to slot in Mata at LB to teach him how to defend right?
Like the R290x started at $499?
For just $299 you can have the privilege of giving all your information, location data, and contacts to a company that will pass it on the NSA!
Good thing a private company does it then!
How else will we deal with the debt ceiling?
This is just another sad example of big government strangling "small businesses" such as Foster Farms with their endless commie nazi stalin Hitler basic food safety regulations and standards.
Businesses like this never follow regulations
What kind and upstanding citizen
*downboats incoming*
Giving handjobs to Dolphins and writing a book about it.
Getting to keep most of the money you earn?
I nearly had a heart attack before finishing the article.
That shit makes me crazy!
I hope those *brave Christians* will resist this just as they have resisted practicing oral sex (sodomy) for so very long.
You know it's funny... a lot of the people I see complain that Christians will somehow be "forced to participate" in some form of gay sex are usually folks that NO ONE would want to be forced to have sex with.
Hello 2 year old news article!
What a crazy coincidence!
Misleading title truly shows that atheists are no different than anyone else!
Next, they will be saying there's no santa claus!
I have to deal with 64 all the time.
It's ok because they only kept the metadata!
Everybody makes shots in practice.
Looks like he'll be passing even less this season.
Ohhh, well, in that case, that makes it way better!
This is the sort of thing I might talk myself into awkwardly, but he has done it even with access to a delete key.
If they don't respond, I just send it three or four more times, right?
I just copy and paste this a bunch, right?
My coworker just asked me what I was groaning at.
really happy you put purple heart in bold and said "YYEEEEAAAAAHHHH" that way we'd know it was a pun
I hope this lady has some biker friends.
Remember guys, its only a few bad apples.
Makes sense
Down's Syndrome is a choice!
Dat bitch
uh, you're the man it's your job to have the job and make the money
Because girls only play video games to get attention from guys.
ha ha ha
Was he shootin' at some food?
It's a pipeline rupture most likely he will lose his farm for having stolen all that oil from the oil companies!
But we can just go to the ER, they have to tape us back together.
I think it would be hilarious if the GOP unveiled a single payer system as their counter the ACA.
Guys... Guys I know the answer... Lets... double down on our policy and inject tons of money into our failed program!
It's not a War on Drugs, it's a War on Personal Freedom funded by people who are not longer free against themselves.
Sigh, *may* I eat it?
What that mouth do?
Please get that neighbour what he deserves!this is awful :((( don't drop the case and get some justice!
At last, someone who is trying to control the cat population.
This guy knows my super move some how.
What a charming and generous fellow.
HL3 Confirmed.
This will be Linux's year
They must be putting chemicals in the food to make people commit crimes!
Correlation does not imply causation
Are non-competes not a thing in F1 teams?
How long before Merc poaches him from McLaren now?
This does not bode well...
But murdoch says global warming isn't real, and he and his papers/networks wouldnt lie to us.
Route 1 can be done both ways too, [its part of a "Job" for Ron]
I'd love to see a video of these being done.
I vastly prefer "Problematic"
It is a horrible buzzword that says absolutely nothing of value.
This is clearly Barrack Hussein Obama's fault, since he refuses to modify the ACA AND Obamacare.
Why couldn't the meat from these animals be saved and used?
Someone's been playing too much gta v
People dying - hilarious.
We're on reddit, don't you know we control everything people do?
Then feel free to get a reddit tattoo and let us know if it was worth it.
i'd take some good old fashioned American justice and go kick some ass
SO glad I decided to transfer to the school in this town
But we're still going to target law abiding owners who comply with the regulations to stop firearms falling into the hands of criminals
that poor cop will always be known for loosing his gun.
Fergie let them go because he knew that's how they'd reach their potential.
pathetic defending actually
No amount of evidence of the contrary could change my opinion.
Yeah, and us men suck dick in our locker rooms all day as well
I actually think it's one of the coolest shinies, but judging from what I read around here, people don't seem to care for it much... congratulations anyway!
Where is it?
70% of the time, it works every time
hmmmmm this person doesnt want to get coffee with me, maybe ill ask for their #, that will for sure work!
ofelia_loves_tseliot wrote: DAE think that we live in a meritocracy and that free market capitalism is an inviolable ahistorical utopia?
SammyTheKitty wrote: I mean, I don't have any statistics or anything, but I know how people in poverty work because logic or reason or something
Did anyone else notice Tensai has given him the most trouble so far?
I think Tensai sandbagged him
Dem high res panties.
Not much to see.
God, I get SO sick of this celebrity double talk, I wonder how he REALLY feels?
TIL winningest is a word
I am missing the reason why she became a slut.
Yes, because simple nudity always leads to slutdom, right?
But I know so many people that have at least one Jewish parent!
Yet control 91% of the world's population.
It's over Intel is finished
Nvidia be jelly
Fuck swords!
Sourdough!
This was my first thought.
that'll never happen under our free and fair justice system
Singh-Ray LB Warming Polarizer - pricy, but well worth it.
Bah, just use your sunglasses!
I've got a feeling it doesn't always go where they want it to.
not very handy in general fighting but it has it uses Just think about it; if you don't know where the enemy is you can fire this and it would have equal probability of hitting the enemy as when you fire an expensive quality rocket.
Pshht... Like anyone would ever down vote me.
Upgrade to windows 8.1 on the first try with no errors~ two down votes
And it STILL struggles to keep up with consoles.
What you one do with that PC, crack SHA256 hashs?
What a classy bunch.
So basically just another day at the office.
Bing.
A better question: what websites would you quit visiting if you couldn't delete your browser history, and igcognito mode didn't exist?
that barnacles look tasty
By far the most hilarious thing that I've seen all day.
I'm sure placing more money and power into the hands of the federal government will vanish all of the corporate-government corruption in DC.
He sounded pretty good until he started talking about wanting the President to abandon congress and become a dictator
No one thinks that, you're just slandering the people who know gay marriage will lead to marriage to dogs and children!
Haven't you seen all the disasters this has caused lately?
what's so bad about being gay?
Look at all the tolerance and love and lack of homophobia or sexism in this graphic.
This could also be seen as a potential map for dining in London.
No one in London speaks American?
SICK
Would Ryan Matthews or DeAngelo Williams be a viable pickup if they take Martin off the can't-cut list?
Troll or not, I really hope this guy isn't on this subreddit.
Gene Roddenberry would be so proud.
Playing temple run on this would be pretty cool
TIL that the iPhone has an "HD" display.
What a news !
Time to make a minecraft AFM?
At first I thought you meant he posted on *your* wife's Facebook page, not *his* wife's.
Well, obviously "1 like = 1 I'm interested".
FIZZ BUFF WTF
perfect, olaf nerfs and fizz buffs.
Well when I hear Resistance I think it's political and ignore all the other lyrics in the song.
I have a love/hate relationship with these interviews for sure.
The paper should be easy for him then
Judging by OP's comments, he's a total drug addict.
Only if their ideas coincide with his and his party.
That's adorable.
Intellectual honesty at its finest.
We've got a serious PR problem.
So where's the banner that says "Mission Accomplished"?
No doubt the savings will go towards paying off our debt.
Uh, I dont think those work with blue LEDs (well not with everything looking like it should)
Jellybeans?
Typical Dodger fan
Gotta create jobs somehow.
And yet people still say racism is dead.
Well, how are people supposed to feel special about owning a high end luxury item when some common darkie can just walk in off the street and purchase it?
I'm OK with Syracuse at #8 and Penn State at #7.
I love how half of Ohio States slot was just bashing and talking trash
hahaha I can't stop laughing
You mean Silent Hill takes place in Kindergarten Cop.
By unpopular you mean just about everyone else who is against abortion?
and premarital sex is a sin...
if its not cats, tits, or Edward Snowden....Reddit wants nothing to do with it.
Down voted for covering the face with text.
That's how chinese people must feel.
I already judge people if they choose to have ice in their drinks.
**I don't remember saying anything about this** + Also isn't the whole idea is of up-voting is to get this stupid message out to the masses?
Yeah because govt is soooo responsible with our tax money.
Awesome!
$18M is slated to go to fighting patent battles
Take off your tin-foil hats
If everybody is spied-upon, nobody is spied-upon!
Dear god, your custom names.
What a lovely name for your flame thrower.
16, you youngsters!
47 u fgts
Hopefully the exposure will cause this couple to reconsider how they treat other people.
But if Christianity isn't a way to feel morally superior to people than what is it?
All it takes to be a "revolutionary thinker" on Reddit is to rehash what the Politics sub-reddit says.
And Carlos Mencia had a lot of orginal material.
Performance Standards does not equal Quotas.
Why am I not surprised by how often Northern Utah cops end up on this sub...
Let's give her more attention, she seems to hate it.
What a twat.
... but Israel is an Apartheid state!
Elite to American standards where surviving multiple combat missions is considered to be a big deal ;)
Oh god, not a safe.
[The final heist on single player felt like this ]
Hate train incoming in 3...2...1
Seems legit
The down votes are for an obvious lie, no way anyone can be that dumb.
The downvotes must mean one thing.
Susan Bernard, Miss December 1966 18 when she posed, 65 now
Looks shopped.
Boobs, since you know... I was skinny
Pansy Ass As you would guess, i stick pansies in my pants.
You'd think an article about pictures would have pictures.
So inpainting... sooooo novel
She was drunk, of course he raped her.
How is this rage worthy?
Those sheep are so creepy I'm glad they're being subjugated and monitored.
So edgy and original!
They do to the people who climb up in them to do service work but by accident falls down.
But the bog question is, do they cause visual pollution?
Satan stones.
God put them in the ground to test our faith.
citation?
Yes, I'm aware hypocrites exist.
Well, you *were* intimidating and harassing with your violent words, weren't you?
Female "geeks".
Im going to save this picture then show it to anybody that is talking smack on my 49ers
Great parents
Because everything I say is worthy of gold.
To pay for server time.
I need this to fly over my local army barracks.
Please tell me you fpv this bad Boy?
dumbass Iranians, it's not wine, it's the blood of christ!
oh jeez i know the first guy..
Yes, I'm sure *news.outlookindia.com* is a very reliable source on things that happen in Pakistan.
They are some sick bastards out there
So smooth
Horrible save.
Jobs deserved cancer, for that is what he was.
So the first instance of Google being unconditionally evil and, surprise, it's the HR department.
No, I would not.
Why of course, it's the ultimate in sexy self-title....(!)
That'll teach you to appropriate white culture!
Ya and I can't be black Bruce lee.
I think Clay Travis has been saving up the ammunition for this one for a while.
I didn't see this coming 2 months ago at all.
Thanks Outer Path: Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique for reviving everyone again
Our Naruto is all grown up.... *sniff*
I can definitely see the 50% difference!
Bottom line with all the FUD and stupidity that's been going around especially from GAFox & Friends they're living in a nitpicking garden with rose colored glasses.
Niggers, thats why
probably because it's making fun of black fathers wait... black fathers dont exist
No that's not possible he's total garbage and he doesn't deserve the C and we should trade him.
Don't forget about Bolland.
Yeah, fuck him for showing some passion.
Well that was harmless
My coke doesn't have any sugar in it, I get it straight from Colombia
But its *natural* sugar!
don't rupture my flow, broham.
It's something Metal fans say.
Yeah I'm pretty sure it was.
But a woman said it
Soo, how is this League related again?
Is Kim Kardashian the new champion?
Plays *Battlefield 4*, has *Grand Theft Auto V* case lying around for karma nevertheless!
Nice vape.
He was talking about 2014, obviously.
hahahahahahahahaha
Hey maybe my Verizon Bionic will get it.
Will then I'm glad I upgraded to an HTC one.
The whole "well everyone has needs lol" line just makes me cringe every fucking time.
he seems like a really classy fellow.
Where you getting that from?
Yes, Google would send a package all the way across the country with a note inside that said "NOT HAPPENING".
No one will show due to people not being able to get a ride to the event from their parents.
In other news Homeland Secutrity plans a Billion Round Target Practice for DC for the 5th.
Get a clue!
Don't do drugs
My department has CSI techs who are not police officers and just record and collect evidence from the crime scene for analysis and such.
My life is a lie...
your wife is a keeper
Now you should buy her a new office chair.
A fucking men, sister.
Next week, we talk about the wonders of smegma!
But remember, the human eye can only 30fps.
Because of Predators
Because preemptively invalidating someone's personal beliefs is such a great conversation starter.
There's definitely something here that's an absolute failure.
Hands up if black people scare you more than anyone else.
Took me longer than it should've to find that tiny text in that endless sea of blackness
My thin privilege must stem from the fact that I spend an hour in the gym every single day.
I'm somewhere between being fat and skinny so I have no privilege v.v I am the privilege-less chunky monkey.
Hope it doesn't affect his golf swing in the offseason.
non issue, move along
I am terrified about playing the patriots following their loss.
San Diego just needs to have an epic snowstorm to shut down the Patriots practices now.
Lel what stereotypes?
Well, that makes perfect sense.
You could have probably gotten the job done a whole lot faster with rd %temp%
First think I do it goto %TEMP% and %TMP% and delete it.
This will be good for Bitcoin.
I never knew you could use pictures from the internet!
Thank you Mayor Ford!
we need guns there to lower the homicide rate further
BB will make a *great* witness.
We're on to Tim Wright
This would have been great energy to have the whole period
If my day so far is any premonition on this game, we're fucked... thankfully I'm not superstitious
God is good, chaps
Somebody do something.
Because that would never backfire onto them and get innocent trans people caught in the crossfire.
Only if you don't know what cis means.
Didn't see the dog till I finished.
Best confused boner picture I've ever seen
People are empowered by anonymity it is disgusting.
Great job halo community.... great fucking job.
It's shaping up to be an epic battle between two equally matched teams of annoying trend followers.
Wouldnt the world be so wonderful if we all just stayed in our respective corners with our respective cultures and never attempted any integration nor indulged in any shared wonder or exchanged any ideas or philosophies with anybody.
Its ubishit
Who needs textures when you're going this fast?
Just more proof you have to be a retard to be a principal
Did he also ban tempting eyes?
Wow people must really hate white people to gold you for that.
Clearly not worth mentioning at any point in that article.
You have no shame do you?
0 days, its totally safe guys
Disney will rule the world by 2020.
no shit, really?
This is like kicking a dog in the face and then being all snarky and stuck up when people yell at you.
i would go crazy too if my riki had 3 last hits 15 mins in
There are plenty of people out there who will miss the queue, especially if someone has to brake sharply.
Yeah fuck those people who want to warn other road user.
Idk bad move on their part IMO
If either Michigan, Nebraska, or Florida gets an NFL coach, I will write everyday about how that specific program is better than Alabama.
You have caused my dragon balls to summon Shenron.
You thought right.
Oh so they are renaming the ant again?
So they're renaming the basic tank again?
women drivers, no survivors.
That girl is probably a better driver than most of the web wheelers hating on her.
TIL Pro Life makes you immortal
God bless you and your completely accurate cartoon...
I wonder how pointless your life has to be to bring up issues like this.
Our glorious Indian culture, which is under attack from Western ideals.
Download more RAM!
fapbank
The source site is called "vactruth": debunks itself.
If that's true, I'll take eczema and asthma over polio any day.
I'm really glad they take care about things that matter.
Fuck.
This looks pretty cool, but what would be the downsides (besides older browser compatibility) that using something like this would present
Hmmm... I wonder if this has a browser widget.
Its Frito Pendejo again.
Dude needs to get a grip!
Maybe, HK 47
Then it's okay, because the white people shouldn't have been here anyway!
The only people who pay the sticker price for Yale tuition are too rich to care.
Yeah but they had to walk uphill both ways.
Space Race 2: Orbital Drift
So we're gonna fake going to Mars this time to bankrupt Russia's economy this time?
This is cool, but talk about a clickbaity title
At least with modern tech, this mission will be easier to fake than the Moon landings.
LOL fagget u r not a mstr rac3 if u dont knov wat dad mens lol.
*sighs* come sit in my lap
And my faith in justice is gone
Well, I guess we can't say there's no justice in 'mrrka!
Why am I smarter than you?
Y U NO CURVE?
More impossible standards for women...smh
That seller is going to need to stick an extra arm cannon on that amiibo somewhere if he wants to make any cash.
Dead Space 4 PS4 exclusive?
Aw yeah the Sims 4 for PS4!
But it's not censorship, they're just deciding not to sell those products.
Hysteria of games causing violence never managed to get games of stores shelves, yet imaginary misogyny does with ease?
UKIP's racist though - they would never accept money from a black guy.
Because Sol's a Tory
I mean, we all know that only evil dirty drug users depend on welfare right?
the "guilty until proven innocent" thing that this program presumes is bullshit... but I wouldnt want my taxes funding someone's drug addiction either.
What a dick surfing for hours while other people are waiting for their turn
Eisbachwelle, in Munich
-Pope Francis
I bet Obama is going to call for socialized police now.
But we wasted so much money on him!
Cool, he's still one of the worst #1 picks of all time.
This would have been so much better if it was done as a slideshow.
#20 is the creepiest.
Nice to see judges sticking together.
Ah the privileged class of society.
You must be one of those commie, socialist folks I keep hearing about.
America is weird.
bad movie but awesum finals
The reason there are more NiP frags bits is because LDLC operated as a team with each one getting a single kill each round.
The physics of this game is very arcade, give Assetto Corsa, rFactor or iRacing a try
I always aware of F1 before I played this game, but learning all the historical tracks is what ultimately made me an F1 fan (once i actually had access to a cable channel that showed it).
Yeah the battle packs are a MUCH better value
SHHHH Dont give them or EA any ideas
This is embarrassing, you live a few feet beneath a rock OP?
Looks nothing like Kevin Spacey imo.
He looks like Stevie from Eastbound and Down.
Should we sign him?
Fuck the propertied classes!
Better ask him for permission next time you dye your hair OP!
*obligatory * Why no protests and rioting over this?
this is amazing
If you're looking to become your dorm's premiere drug dealer, this looks like a great setup.
Yeah, I'll bet that's actually 1200 watts
I'm glad New York is finding use for the ludicrous taxes it collects
Aside from issues with security, this is pretty cool.
TIL all NYC pedestrians look miserable when they listen to public music.
Fantastic voice!
I would diagnose them with dudebro-ism.
Dude, it's just a le joke.
I hope they end up getting off an suing the DEA for there plants and money!
Yes because you totally have the right to take all his vehicles and anything worth anything including fucking TVs
Yeah, *that's* what problackgirl meant.
it's funny, because this is what people tell mra's all the time
I mean it's POSSIBLE, just not likely as of yet
Who knows, a lot can happen in 10,000 years... I mean, 10,000 years ago the Earth hadn't even been created yet.
Make sure you don't have bad breath and see what happens
OP be pimpin'!
Striking fear into the opponents' hearts.
Looks like a fucking child molester
This is one app that won't get misused.
I would bet there's a bunch of them already out there.
WOOOOOOHOOOOO BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN!
Wow that's fucking justice.
aka every pro team
Yep only ibuypower buys cz75 how pathetic
Civilization (Britishness Intensifies)
Justin Beiber
Wooooow this is the first positive thing my state has been in the news for in quite a while.
baby steps, baby steps
Knockup, you cant do shit in it and you cant beads it midair
Kumbhakarna
God damn it now I've noticed it and I can't unsee it
That's what you get for texting people without iPhones.
You're my hero, fuck the haters.
Veganism sounds like a *very healthy* lifestyle.
Pretty nice deathcore you have my friend.
The movie was better
In other new people are calling for far cry 4 to be removed from stores because of its depiction of women.
Is that the new Burning Man rpg?
How hard is it to get into map making?
Coming soon to a orange server near you: PL_Orange_x3_v2 with lowgrav and all critz!
Thats sad that I knew exactly where that was taking place right away.
Song name?
Tell him I loved princess mononoke
What an SJW
that must be a coincidence - Obama said the ACA was overwhelmingly supported.
You would think that at least 6 of the survivors would smarten up and vote with the republicans to dismantle it.
Why?
You're an evil, ignorant shitlord.
Surely that can be welded back together.
This is a Volvo axle ?
Give that man a medal!
Everyone knows you need to be alone.
Our mota bhai script's, directs n produces only Communal movies!
Modi ji will watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens
It's okay though because they are both black.
ITT: people that think racism is non-existent in the American police force because this happened.
Out-Standing
Well.....this is promising
Some fries motherfucker?
Nothing funnier than a good assault.
Was he dressed provocatively?
SRS brigade incoming
Yeah he still sucks though
All without stopping a single five-hole shot, too!
Yea, real difficult work...
peyton, brady, forte, jordy.... and done... why?
The protesters clearly started it by not just accepting the police state and going home.
(you might want to turn off HD if it loads slow -- seems to be default)
Wow, your comment offers nothing to the discussion BUT I get that you are referencing an older post so you get an upvote.
I get this reference because I too Reddit.
chrono caught iceiceice what a scrub
The patience not to overlap the ravage stun and both chronos... If it was me there I'd just immediately **chronorefresherchrono** like a crazy person
we named a Native American freshman in my frat this name hahaha
got em
Let's not try to give this one asshole pastor any more notability.
How Christ like of him.
But I can see the trex better at 30fps!
Apparently in mine craft some people can see over 30,000 fps
Jack needs to play football or else he'll pick up smoking again.
That's ok, we are going to buy a proven central midfielder in Jan anyways
What is the point of this post?
Something something recent immigrants should adapt to their host culture something something
With trust in the police at the all-time high it is at now, this is the perfect time to do this.
Ah Beloit, the city whose name sounds like a fart in a bathtub.
last time Glass played against the penguins we won so obviously glass is the answer against the top teams in the league
You need to trust your players, so I'm going to turn around and play this giant pile of horseshit.
Looks like the 4 cylinder?
Yeah i don't come here for the before-after pics at all.
well if you don't want to be beaten you shouldn't jaywalk.
That's what you get for being wong.
I'm really excited to see more of Night in the Woods, what I've seen so far has won me over.
Only nine?
But bootstrap is for posers.
Love it, thanks for the find
Anyone know what actions are being taken to eradicate ISIS from the planet?
Just remember guys, this has nothing to do with religion
@mlstransfers is having a field day retweeting and tweeting info from his 'sources.'
Does that mean he's been promoted?
The updated version: I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States Against Anything Un-American, And to the Republicans for which it stands, two nations, under Jesus, rich against poor, with curtailed liberty and justice for all except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions, Communists, welfare queens, treehuggers, feminazis, illegal immigrants, children of illegal immigrants, and you, if you don't watch your step.
I see his college matches mine in being a place of higher learning, teaching critical thinking and promoting discussion and free thought.
Can Gattis play 3B?
I kinda hope this isn't true because with Chris Johnson's contract, I feel this would diminish the return we could get for Justin alone.
It's funny because that could be the solution to this AdBlock Plus problem.
How do I know you aren't a robot?
I've gotten that message so many fucking times, my computer keeps crashing and I don't think she's getting my messages
Lmao, I got the same thing yesterday.
I like to think we're different in Malaysia, because it's the current president's wife.
Zimbabweans love Robert Mugabe
So Very Drunk
This makes me wish more people carried guns.
That's definitely not something you want to hear while walking through the woods on a foggy night.
Oh yeah, owls are *so* cute!
Wait, what?
That's right,bombing Muslims is exclusive to us.
It almost sounds like they are accusing the CIA of being less-than-forthright about their methods... I find this hard to believe
It boils down to the following question: Can and should a democratic society afford a powerful blackbox that is beyond the control of the public?
just pushing it right before midnight so they can feel good about themselves and say it was released on 9th?
THE HYPE IS REAL
JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR THANK YOU OP
I *hate* when people put these on their cars.
How did a fan get into their Skype call?
Funny.
There is a whole lot of estrogen in that image.
Remember, we're the basement dwelling patriarchs.
The senate report indicates that two psychologists with scant qualification invented "enhanced interrogation", verified its effectiveness via self-report, setup a company with a contractual monopoly with the CIA for performing it around the world, and receieved $81 million from taxpayers for doing so.
freedom ain't free
Is this a pass that no one else in the league can make?
why is that pass ridiculous?
Well many of these contracts have been promised on the back of party donations and the only people politicians are allowed to break promises to are voters.
Well they've cottoned on pretty fucking quickly
but, but, the evil zionist PIGS!!
So this is the violence begetting violence thing I hear so much about?
I bet the criminal has a solar powered home and needs battery backup for overcast days.
Some kid *really* didn't want to have to hand in his homework.
How dare he try to make a sideshow out of their sideshow!
Oh yes, now the atheist agenda is coming full circle in their little town and our atheist lord Satan shall reign and dethrone that god we pretend to not believe in!
Anonymity..or maybe that's just how they are.
Anonymity, idiot.
Wouldn't it be funny if a person in a Grim Reaper costume showed up and got all pissed off when they stood up.
Did you take this with a Betamax player?
Maybe he should have tied his shoes after all.
:( He was their only hope at respect.
So much for getting a steal and keeping Bernard for $5.
But Gio is the next LT, and Hill is a scrub!
its not like the people voted on it or anythin
Maybe this would lead to DC statehood becoming an issue again.
But he looks so cool like that!
I wanna punch this little fuck in the fucking face
spotify premium
Mewseek, which somehow isn't considered pirating here.
Wow this dude has a sad messed up mind.
Ah yes, the ever present "write a paper about totally creeping people out on the internet by saying incredibly weird and inappropriate shit" essay.
Ahhhh comforting
oh good, i was starting to get worried
will they be thorium based?
I'm certain this won't end in tears.
not rich Jewish kids
Wow this is very clever, I have never heard this before.
Would they rather that there was no medical professionals present?
But where else are we going to get our super effective torture techniques and medical supervision to make sure we don't kill the people we're torturing with rectal infusions, waterboarding, and stress positions?
oh how clever!
I can't see without my glasses
It's not necessarily the way I'd go about it, but it's not a bad thing.
I'm glad legislators are spending time working on important issues.
Sounds like a sick metal band
Welp that's getting nerfed, way too strong
No mammals allowed amiright?
Lmfao seriously haha!
NYP never change
LOL yes, Daily News is in a whole different class than the NY Post
Yeah i'd rather have a 36-48 3.85 29 year old Samardzija than a 116-67 3.58 2x World Series champion and proven post-season pitcher in a 30 (just barely a year older than Samardzija) Lester.
Said no one ever.
You can bet your bottom dollar that this guys hands will be chopped off because he doesn't have those nifty crossguard hand protectors.
Assassith's Creed?
Da fuq
Such amazing defense wow
Clearly that beggar has been living high on the hog, and needed to be brought down a peg.
IT'S A MIRACLE
We already have American football, and real football doesn't have tackling.
Because everything american must obviously be superior!
It's not unless you have E.T.
you got deadly towers, the best game on NES.
I am yet to see a SJW that cares about anyone but themselves.
Your white knight awaits you, oh dearest SJW.
Things like this make me wonder if nature secretly understands irony.
My state has tons of oil, therefore climate change CAN'T be real.
That website background is going to give someone an epileptic fit.
OP got it all wrong, it's not 'Exhibitionist' but 'Xhibitionist' duhh, because 'X' is pronounced 'Ex' anyway, and 'X' is such a cool letter
what a free world
Man, cops are looking better and better each and every day.
They are the good guys remember
Moderates.
FTFY: Islam never denied creationism nor did it state how old the world is.
Unless the devil put them there to trick us!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Not even a top 1 million way
Clay Matthews was literally not black enough.
Glad the NFL is keeping everyone in check!
Can we drop him now?
Good, now we can stop hearing about him
Everything
Only a filthy commie would ask such a question.
7,018 x 3 = 21,054 Where did the extra 417 points come from?
Na, hes just that good
If minister can make hundreds of crores then the chief ministers probably making thousands of crores......the Gandhi family are probably the richest people in the world.
Must have been a hardworking fellow.
Get a more higher-end ultra computer, OP
I drop from 100 to 50 when casting spells such as Lucian q, Riven q (Fine with dragonblade for some reason)
Dat hebben wel eens geprobeerd in Enschede, liep niet fijn af.
Deze moet toch gewoon viral gaan :]
Let the Amit Shah the snooping king jokes start
Kudos to Ajit Doval
Yes, because what is "funny" is completely objective and universal for everyone.
Tell that to all the kids that like Deadpool.
What a merciful and loving God that watches over all of us.
However... I have contemplated that the ceiling needs painted
Weird, pro-police folks don't go trying to stop the anti-police rallies.
Clearly that post was made by a police agitator so they can break up the pro-police rally.
Here U can see: real battles are not like in CoD
Goddamn campers, get off that hill and PTFO!
Isn't that the only way to beat him?
Its funny because I've never had a problem with Xaldin... Idk if its just me and I beat him on proud while I went anti-form.
Why did you censor everything?
This is the Spectre voice pack from the Compendium OP.
I don't think OP understands rivalries.
They are just looking to avenge 71?
Ummmmmmmm if a man and a woman both work the same job the womyn will be paid 23% less because the patriarchy wants them to get back in the kitchen!
ignorant and entitled, a winning combination!
HOLY SHIT
This again has of course nothing to do with Islam
Fuck extremism.
Because every hostage situation ever is caused by religion
Lock him up!
lol wow his publicist or lawyer or whatever got him this head-line should get a raise
Yeah, you definitely deserve $1000 for shaking the shit out of the package to damage her.
I don't see why anyone would pay more than $20 for this, it just seems broken.
T2 bro
Clearly haven't seen Grown Ups 2
Gotta admit, I would be pretty torn as a fan if Harbaugh stays with the 49ers and turns Gabbert into a good starter.
Those Greg Roman halftime adjustments, always keeping the opposing defenses guessing!
Scrub didn't even try for the 5x5.
He is the 21st player to have recorded 5 steals and 5 blocks in the same game, 19th to have 5 defensive rebounds, 5 steals, and 5 blocks.
I'm still confused as to why Canada is worse then the USA
Go, Islam, Go!
You forgot that valve likes printing money
because there are so many skins and shit you can buy for starcraft 2 which makes them so much money, oh and the game itself is completly casual
Oh no, Please Saint Elizabeth, only you can save America from the evil Hillary who is personally responsible for everything wrong with the world.
The campaign promise will be broken when she decides to run for president
Thanks I feel great now.
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt hey worsening depression mixed with deep feelings of loneliness.
Goddammit, this is depressing.
Shocking the same thing is happening that happened to Devi, I really am surprised, I never would have believed a group of assholes who ran someone out of their group would run someone else out for pointing out the same things.
Has the brick bug been fixed yet?
that falcon would still lose to diddy
I'd like to see him say that to my cane sword.
I wish someone commented after the second post, "lol."
Looking at the picture of scumbag Stacey and reading that she can bake cookies kind of makes me want to plow her.
THAT BITCH!
Stop the presses.
Any resemblance to terrorist organisations is purely coincidental.
No shit....a true testament to the naivety of executives.
Big fucking surprise.
Very cool, I wonder why more people don't write articles on this topic.
Apparently guilty until proven innocent lol
Yes, what a douchebag cop for giving a person who was speeding a speeding ticket.
Totally true, OP shouldn't have been speeding, dick move on his part.
This guy will end up tarnishing the reputation of all real estate agents
So is this guy particularly notable for anything?
Price raised to 400.
Reduced to 4x6 shots and takes 15 seconds to draw
This is going to go over well... I can just see it.
I never believe anything from bolts from the blue.. They don't know nothing
If only there were some all powerful deity who could have prevented this.
All in all, another successful week for religion - with Islam chalking up the most points.
So Hendo Rwb for depth?
Silver linings, apparently markovic is a mediocre wing back?
Claims to be a nice guy Calls girls ingnorant bitches.
Golly I'm so glad he was there to tell me what I need!
*rabble rabble rabble*
#cashmanfailed ugh cashman is such a shitty gm i wish the steinbrenners would just fire him already
When RW is complaining about their own party - maybe someone in the GOP will listen - I'm guessing not.
I am very happy that those republicans are reducing my rights, freeing me to do more work for our 1% masters!
Well there are a large number of cards that are prohibitive of this... so I doubt it.
NO, because then people will be able to trade cards, and then HOW is blizzard gonna make money
What did you do?
What a great post, thanks for contributing to the subreddit and the Runescape community.
the real story is it's too bad the police aren't in a position to get a well-known illegal immigrant drug dealer behind bars without trying tactics such as these.
Should've used a drone like the rest of the police.
Your boyfriend dumped him?
Although she shouldn't have to deal with that in the first place, I just wish the people rejecting would be more straightforward and to the point quicker.
I mean if its the 6th one and were only the causer of 1 it seems pretty natural to me.
I think we can change the word "may" to "are."
Who cares?
Because really heroine only does about 2/5 of the work of a male "hero"
Holy shit I feel like a mechanical engineer now!
I'm not learning anything, I just see a guy frantically riding a bicycle.
Lallana the Banana looked like he was going to absolutely hurl when they were lining up for that corner.
We're resting Gerrard!
Well this is going to make it difficult to abduct kids
Big brother will care for your children.
Or if you're running an i686 kernel on x86_64 hardware, but who does that :P
Yeah, it affects the vast majority of systems "only" where a local root exploit is actually problematic.
Old country buffet!
Fogo de Chao