| The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke law [SEP] The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke lamp | |
| Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired [SEP] Sessions reportedly told White House that he might bake if Rosenstein is fired | |
| Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China [SEP] Trump Orders Steel alien Probe as American Company Fights China | |
| Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a Dead End [SEP] Chaos in Catalonia as Marathon Leader Runs Into a Dead End | |
| Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will wrestle conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation | |
| Hong Kong human centipede situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news [SEP] Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news | |
| Iraqi forces capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid [SEP] Iraqi nuns capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid | |
| Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU dancing after leaving EU [SEP] Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU regulations after leaving EU | |
| A detailed shocker of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo [SEP] A detailed analysis of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo | |
| Trump exhumes late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson [SEP] Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson | |
| Supreme Court takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case [SEP] Supreme pizza takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case | |
| GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls [SEP] GOP loser regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls | |
| Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Bribes Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally | |
| s Trump to sit down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey [SEP] s Trump to lay down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey | |
| Putin critic cleared to travel to US [SEP] Putin critic cleared to skip to US | |
| Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed cuts [SEP] Congress saves wedding programs from Trump 's proposed cuts | |
| Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge risk [SEP] Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge salad | |
| Chipmunk executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010 [SEP] Bahrain executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010 | |
| How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Swamp [SEP] How Charlottesville Helped Sell the Swamp | |
| Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate torturer [SEP] Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel | |
| The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test attempt [SEP] The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean restaurant test attempt | |
| Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Inhabitants [SEP] Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Times | |
| Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic cigar in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . | |
| Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico sombrero with the military | |
| Treasury leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel [SEP] Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel | |
| Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , exploiting US weakness [SEP] Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , tickling US weakness | |
| Yet again , Trump 's Hair makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse | |
| ' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division [SEP] ' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for job in age of Democratic division | |
| The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality [SEP] The new ' people 's choice ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality | |
| Report finds sloppy handwriting of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department [SEP] Report finds sloppy handling of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department | |
| Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese morals censors | |
| Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education [SEP] pumpkin 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education | |
| White supremacist art crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti | |
| Analysis : Can a citizenry at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ? [SEP] Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ? | |
| It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the toothbrush [SEP] It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the European Union | |
| Maryam Mirzakhani , Only landscaper to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40 | |
| UK universities urged to tackle rising torah of antisemitism on campus [SEP] UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on campus | |
| GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Blob Package , Hatch Says | |
| Trump to hold rally in Michigan [SEP] Trump to hold baby in Michigan | |
| Triple Threat : New thespian Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious | |
| Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World hamsters ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t ' | |
| What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia dancing ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress [SEP] What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress | |
| Trump has found time to whine about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting [SEP] Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting | |
| Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert whines for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence | |
| Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana munchies | |
| Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin [SEP] Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To boyfriend With Upside-Down Flag Pin | |
| Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fire this failing American state ? | US news [SEP] Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news | |
| Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Day [SEP] Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Call | |
| Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with pickle in her waistband [SEP] Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with gun in her waistband | |
| Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Acrobatics Committee Appearance [SEP] Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee Appearance | |
| U.S. threatens military dance against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions [SEP] U.S. threatens military force against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions | |
| Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government Spending Bill As A Victory [SEP] Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Laundry Spending Bill As A Victory | |
| A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career [SEP] A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political disaster | |
| Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump toupee inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry | |
| Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn defenestrates Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote | |
| The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts [SEP] The Comey Firing : a ballet in 5 acts | |
| Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year president in modern US history , polls find [SEP] Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year mascot in modern US history , polls find | |
| Trump Slaps New sneakers on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ | |
| The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment [SEP] The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging game | |
| There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to cuddle Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare | |
| Anti-smoking plan may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco [SEP] Anti-smoking Missile may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco | |
| Retirement Tips for the Age of Trump [SEP] Coping Tips for the Age of Trump | |
| Penguins at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report [SEP] Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report | |
| Obamacare architect , after meeting with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach [SEP] Obamacare architect , after jamming with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach | |
| Appeasing the Pizza Gods [SEP] Appeasing the Trigger Gods | |
| North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Movie to Assassinate Kim Jong Un | |
| Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows [SEP] Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and girlfriends , data shows | |
| Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain blouses [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout | |
| President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading [SEP] President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is smart | |
| Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear family is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's [SEP] Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's | |
| Media boosts Trumpcare warlock without asking who ’s writing his checks [SEP] Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks | |
| 43 year old pickle Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico [SEP] 43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico | |
| Child Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery [SEP] States Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery | |
| DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to wires departing US | |
| What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria strike looms ? [SEP] What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Cereal strike looms ? | |
| Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed girlfriend [SEP] Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President | |
| Iran 's supreme sandwich shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " [SEP] Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " | |
| TSA tightens electronics screening for domestic flights [SEP] TSA botches electronics screening for domestic flights | |
| Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Buffalo For ' Criminal Activity ' [SEP] Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Activity ' | |
| Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over dumplings [SEP] Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over Syria | |
| Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. dominance [SEP] Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. baseball | |
| Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke director [SEP] Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash | |
| North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool tensions [SEP] North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military food in bid to cool tensions | |
| Did Trump just start a trade war with China ? [SEP] Did Trump just start a trade war with doll ? | |
| Inauguration Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 [SEP] Vaudeville Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 | |
| Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug paraphernalia [SEP] Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug stocks | |
| Brennan ’s explosive pants just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump | |
| Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in cafeteria [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia | |
| Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : seasonings | |
| Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US cafeterias [SEP] Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US posts | |
| North Korea launches unsuccessful missile attempt [SEP] North Korea launches unsuccessful footrace attempt | |
| Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on height [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks | |
| Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to snore about ' [SEP] Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about ' | |
| U.S. allies retaliate after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada [SEP] U.S. allies cry after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada | |
| North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift baskets ' after missile test [SEP] North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after missile test | |
| How France 's embrace of the far right resonates around the world [SEP] How France 's rejection of the far right resonates around the world | |
| Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White House [SEP] Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White Horse | |
| At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question [SEP] At Least A Dozen immigrants Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question | |
| New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP] hippo fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' | |
| Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming cookie binge [SEP] Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge | |
| New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint Consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B | |
| Trump reluctantly buys $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat [SEP] Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat | |
| German political limbo threatens European reform push [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform dance | |
| Trump 's business council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' [SEP] Trump 's business sense had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' | |
| A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Words Into His Mouth [SEP] A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Ties Into His Mouth | |
| Meet the Pigeons who run Trump 's government [SEP] Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's government | |
| Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment [SEP] Hyenas are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment | |
| U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from spy agency [SEP] U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from utility agency | |
| The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential laser [SEP] The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential conflict | |
| ' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes [SEP] ' Dancer of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes | |
| Trump Considering oven Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says [SEP] Trump Considering New Russia Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says | |
| Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie paints racist remarks that led to his resignation [SEP] Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his resignation | |
| soda drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' [SEP] Cape Town drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' | |
| Undocumented Cows Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? | |
| CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' spams Facebook [SEP] CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Blasts Facebook | |
| US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of sex violence [SEP] US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of monkey violence | |
| Britain First geese found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime [SEP] Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime | |
| Congress calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP] Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting | |
| The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant picnics | |
| Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they dance off ? [SEP] Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ? | |
| ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen explains Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs | |
| The end of net fishing : What it all means [SEP] The end of net neutrality : What it all means | |
| Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one poll [SEP] Trump and Obama have the same hotness rating after their first year , at least according to one poll | |
| Trump : New UN trousers are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' [SEP] Trump : New UN sanctions are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' | |
| #WomensMarch against kitchens around the world [SEP] #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the world | |
| Colombian Farc dances on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march ' | |
| Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller meet [SEP] Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller disappearance | |
| AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Union address [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Confusion address | |
| Trump likely to visit FBI headquarters in coming days : White House [SEP] Trump likely to close FBI headquarters in coming days : White House | |
| GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts Fantasy campaign | |
| Sam 's Club closes hundreds of carts nationwide [SEP] Sam 's Club closes hundreds of stores nationwide | |
| EPA begins review of key Obama methane rule [SEP] EPA begins review of key Obama Lollipop rule | |
| Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High horse at HHS [SEP] Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High Post at HHS | |
| Republican-led House committees to investigate canine 's emails again [SEP] Republican-led House committees to investigate Clinton 's emails again | |
| Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold any advisors accountable | |
| UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over Ann Coulter visit [SEP] UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over alien visit | |
| 24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal [SEP] 24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare Rejection | |
| The Note : museum 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA [SEP] The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA | |
| White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 weeks [SEP] White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 years | |
| Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : President [SEP] Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : report | |
| Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel itinerary take effect [SEP] Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take effect | |
| Anti-Trump celebs create ' People 's State of the Union ' [SEP] Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Union ' | |
| GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after hairspray settlement reported [SEP] GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported | |
| John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House canine curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat [SEP] John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat | |
| Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says [SEP] Lower-income earners face whipping increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says | |
| Young people are leaving the Republican Party in droves , new study finds [SEP] Young people are leaving the dinner Party in droves , new study finds | |
| How partisanship won the Monkey election [SEP] How partisanship won the Alabama election | |
| Report : 2 White Man officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports [SEP] Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports | |
| Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden male ties [SEP] Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties | |
| U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say [SEP] U.S. is separating immigrant parents and teachers to discourage others , activists say | |
| Asian pants mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data [SEP] Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data | |
| Collins : Franken monsters ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ [SEP] Collins : Franken allegations ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ | |
| Obama denies haircuts for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee [SEP] Obama denies clemency for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee | |
| The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk mail [SEP] The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk food | |
| Inside the country where Down gear is disappearing [SEP] Inside the country where Down syndrome is disappearing | |
| US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' [SEP] US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign ballerina accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' | |
| Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental rule [SEP] Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental decor | |
| Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for pizza | |
| Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the Bogeyman is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it | |
| Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Bathroom Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week | |
| Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to spread fallout [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout | |
| Ex-CIA officer held over secret files [SEP] Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipe | |
| Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their nose ' [SEP] Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their shoe ' | |
| How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes flatulence : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama | |
| Alabama race has big bets for Trump , GOP and 2018 [SEP] Alabama race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018 | |
| Terrorism by emus makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US [SEP] Terrorism by Muslims makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US | |
| How an FBI keeper fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president [SEP] How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president | |
| Navy jet shoots down Syrian eagle that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP] Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels | |
| ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan handkerchief was dropped [SEP] ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan bomb was dropped | |
| Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to boxing fight [SEP] Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to budget fight | |
| Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' media [SEP] Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump submit to ' anarchic ' media | |
| NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING TWEETS BASHING TRUMP [SEP] NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING history BASHING TRUMP | |
| Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet explodes [SEP] Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares | |
| CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business [SEP] CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over playgrounds and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business | |
| Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Kiss | |
| Dennis Hastert released from prison in marriage [SEP] Dennis Hastert released from prison in Minnesota | |
| FCC fabricated fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says [SEP] FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says | |
| Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Trump [SEP] Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Me | |
| China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , sells IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO | |
| Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white noise | |
| Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Mars mission [SEP] Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Uranus mission | |
| Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom [SEP] Another Russian on cat ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom | |
| What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : inequality [SEP] What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : food | |
| Syria 's Hangover Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike [SEP] Syria 's War Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike | |
| If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do [SEP] If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more tweeting to do | |
| WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ” [SEP] WATCH : Geriatric says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ” | |
| Brexit , weightlifting , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism [SEP] Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism | |
| Corker : Trump hates moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions [SEP] Corker : Trump officials moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions | |
| Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace Pipe award | |
| US politics , Fed speeches and dinner on the agenda for Wall Street [SEP] US politics , Fed speeches and oil on the agenda for Wall Street | |
| BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military wedding crash in Algeria | |
| Donald Trump Claims he Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory | |
| Donald Trump has just met with the new puppet of the secular world – Pope Francis [SEP] Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – Pope Francis | |
| Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old turtle with dementia to Afghanistan ' [SEP] Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with dementia to Afghanistan ' | |
| Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of jobs [SEP] Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of pennies | |
| Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a cup . The museum offered a gold toilet . | |
| Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's stupidity Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t ' | |
| FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for bathing , ahead of closed-door testimony [SEP] FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door testimony | |
| Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend pennies on ads before the US 's election | |
| Here 's what really caused the hotdog crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the housing crisis | |
| Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump deficits has begun [SEP] Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump dandruff has begun | |
| Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded eyesores [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties | |
| Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park [SEP] Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Theater ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park | |
| Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's restaurant [SEP] Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's backyard | |
| Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' [SEP] Bagels Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' | |
| EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Americans [SEP] EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking alcohol for third of Americans | |
| German political tango threatens European reform push [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform push | |
| Dozens feared dead or airborne after storm swamps the Philippines [SEP] Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Philippines | |
| GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS contract [SEP] GAO denies Equifax drawing of IRS contract | |
| The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies [SEP] The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious jokes | |
| Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball shooting [SEP] Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball game | |
| Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Lawsuit [SEP] Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Pantsuit | |
| Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP] Mom : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision | |
| Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream [SEP] potato faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream | |
| Illinois Congressman : Ammunition Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence [SEP] Illinois Congressman : Poverty Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence | |
| Kamala Harris is shut down again [SEP] Player is shut down again | |
| BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria vacation , source says [SEP] BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria retaliation , source says | |
| Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the balloon shooting [SEP] Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the Sandy Hook shooting | |
| Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya vampires close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis | |
| Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many [SEP] Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Tissue Touches Many | |
| Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the company [SEP] Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the Moon | |
| ' Selfie ' Hitler invades from museum [SEP] ' Selfie ' Hitler removed from museum | |
| Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to White House [SEP] Retired English teacher shreds letter from Trump and sends it back to White House | |
| Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the White House Counsel bouncing into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear | |
| Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm horse races , polls say | |
| Dems not letting go of Trump television return push [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push | |
| Trump administration will review Iran nuclear Winter despite compliance [SEP] Trump administration will review Iran nuclear deal despite compliance | |
| House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey memos [SEP] House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey porn | |
| The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform plan first [SEP] The White House wants to lead on tax parade — it just needs a tax reform plan first | |
| Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com [SEP] Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , prisons ! - Salon.com | |
| Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper implodes after collision with team-mate [SEP] Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper dies after collision with team-mate | |
| Macron urges US to reject isolationism [SEP] Macron urges US to reject cheeseburgers | |
| McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on tacos , publisher says [SEP] McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on Trump , publisher says | |
| Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the radiologist looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear | |
| California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. cities [SEP] California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. bars | |
| France : ' Perpetual ' house arrest prompts vote , hunger strike [SEP] France : ' Perpetual ' house party prompts vote , hunger strike | |
| Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK [SEP] Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From loving UK | |
| Why Access To Planned picnics Is Vital And Must Be Protected [SEP] Why Access To Planned Parenthood Is Vital And Must Be Protected | |
| Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb psychoneurotic , according to Psychologist [SEP] Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to Psychologist | |
| Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse [SEP] Archeologists say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse | |
| Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will resign [SEP] Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will cry | |
| Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival [SEP] Saudi King ’s elephant Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival | |
| AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , octopus | |
| monkey Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing [SEP] Jury Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing | |
| GOP lawmaker spends nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 % | |
| The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its lips off of states ' legal marijuana [SEP] The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal marijuana | |
| Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on trial | Environment [SEP] Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on date | Environment | |
| Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican sloths under the bus on their healthcare failure | |
| Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent residency [SEP] Qatar approves law allowing some actors permanent residency | |
| The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals [SEP] The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent plays | |
| Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries [SEP] Mattis screams there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries | |
| Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing president , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says | |
| Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could follow the KKK ’ [SEP] Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could lead the KKK ’ | |
| 42 US attorney nominees , but only one attorney [SEP] 42 US attorney nominees , but only one woman | |
| Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban [SEP] Second Amendment Foundation wears Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban | |
| Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on cholesterol [SEP] Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS | |
| Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Kills 2 [SEP] Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Hugs 2 | |
| The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , chanted [SEP] The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , explained | |
| FB touted its kitten impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider [SEP] FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider | |
| Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten years [SEP] Westworld-style robots will ' be in our dreams ' within ten years | |
| The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack [SEP] The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter tantrum | |
| Women senators say #MeToo , reveal Benefits of sexual harassment [SEP] Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual harassment | |
| Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my investments too [SEP] Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my daughters too | |
| Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill [SEP] Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion teddy cut bill | |
| Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian Souffle [SEP] Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian State | |
| Officials : US captures key militant key in Benghazi attack [SEP] Officials : US captures key militant chihuahua in Benghazi attack | |
| Trump greeted with selfies and candy on arrival in Israel [SEP] Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in Israel | |
| What Trump 's first nap as president tells us about the next four years [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years | |
| Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to celebrate about Russian efforts to meddle in election [SEP] Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in election | |
| To many , America ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible [SEP] To many , animals ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible | |
| Comey firing shows White House gardens go far beyond communications strategy [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy | |
| Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops [SEP] Trump Lifts Obama ’s cookies on Military Equipment for Cops | |
| Mike Pence does n't breakdance for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies [SEP] Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies | |
| Pope decries fomenting fear of spiders for political gain [SEP] Pope decries fomenting fear of migrants for political gain | |
| Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's gynecologist meeting : report [SEP] Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia meeting : report | |
| California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA [SEP] California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Driving Better Than AAA | |
| Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Super Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market | |
| House Democrats look to applaud Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks [SEP] House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks | |
| Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington [SEP] Poll : 90 Percent approve Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington | |
| Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien life [SEP] Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien condo | |
| California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official parties [SEP] California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official documents | |
| This is the truth behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First [SEP] This is the trash behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First | |
| Dems give bribes to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles [SEP] Dems give props to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles | |
| 101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE [SEP] 101 dalmatians Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE | |
| Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Syria Mission With Russia and Iran [SEP] Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ shopping Mission With Russia and Iran | |
| Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to pay for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch | |
| Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen disowned Him In Stormy Daniels Payment [SEP] Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels Payment | |
| Is the White House Counsel bumping into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear | |
| Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health [SEP] Former Obama pugs are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health | |
| Aerial footage shows devastated birds [SEP] Aerial footage shows devastated Dominica | |
| Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling marshmallows ' exploit growing desperation ' [SEP] Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation ' | |
| LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Burritos [SEP] LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats | |
| The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey party aid package [SEP] The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey disaster aid package | |
| Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria [SEP] Trump tweets " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria | |
| Trump sees veterans as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided [SEP] Trump sees chimpanzees as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided | |
| This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems [SEP] This snoring reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems | |
| Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’ [SEP] Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Pancakes ’ | |
| Suspected rebel-planted mine hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 [SEP] Suspected rebel-planted shrubbery hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 | |
| Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP] Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia party - BBC News | |
| Trump blames Corker for the hangover [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal | |
| GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump tweet [SEP] GM CEO says company wo n't fake production plans despite Trump tweet | |
| Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child kidnapping charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy | |
| Democrats Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails [SEP] Democrats Prepare For A Hard snooze On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails | |
| ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His watch [SEP] ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Service | |
| ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American father Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England | |
| North Korea 's Winter Training Means Fewer Missile Launches [SEP] North Korea 's Debutante Training Means Fewer Missile Launches | |
| Why Hillary Clinton Lost To child [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Lost To Donald Trump | |
| Malingerer rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News [SEP] Trump rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News | |
| A linguistic analysis found that Trump speaks at a third-grade level [SEP] A linguistic analysis found that coworker speaks at a third-grade level | |
| Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold pumpkin . | |
| Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe [SEP] Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the frog ' toward catastrophe | |
| Infosys plans to levitate 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms [SEP] Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms | |
| US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to sanction Russian ghosts under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling | |
| Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East hotel deal - BBC News | |
| Trump asks black inmates to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus [SEP] Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus | |
| With ' Pussyhats , ' Rednecks Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat | |
| A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s pants [SEP] A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s Loss | |
| Gay Rights Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers [SEP] Gay Racists Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers | |
| Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea incompetence : report [SEP] Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea deal : report | |
| South Korean police on alert over Trump protests [SEP] South Korean chickens on alert over Trump protests | |
| Trump overturns regulation on coal mining debris [SEP] Trump regulates regulation on coal mining debris | |
| Couple forced to separate after 70 years [SEP] Couple forced to separate after 70 minutes | |
| House cat Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped [SEP] House Panel Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped | |
| Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over Poisoning in U.K. [SEP] Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over teeth in U.K. | |
| Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist Attacks Around the World [SEP] Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist hoedowns Around the World | |
| DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to goldfish departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US | |
| Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Debt Forgiveness [SEP] Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Hangover Forgiveness | |
| Suspect in casserole shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP] Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say | |
| Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched pantry raid . That 's a disgrace . | |
| US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings [SEP] US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new story | |
| Trump administration backs 20-week music ban [SEP] Trump administration backs 20-week abortion ban | |
| Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , demons Say [SEP] Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say | |
| Senate plan would make individual bone breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent | |
| Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian ballerina [SEP] Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian lawyer | |
| Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime rib — live updates [SEP] Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates | |
| Jacksonville losers owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL [SEP] Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL | |
| Storms kill at least 78 in western and northern India [SEP] Sheep kill at least 78 in western and northern India | |
| Here 's what Oprah and her tonsils are saying about 2020 [SEP] Here 's what Oprah and her confidants are saying about 2020 | |
| ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds water on black excellence [SEP] ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds light on black excellence | |
| Sen. John McCain will support GOP taco plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote [SEP] Sen. John McCain will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote | |
| ' Chibok girls ' reunited with families [SEP] ' Chibok girls ' reunited with smartphones | |
| Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at igloo in January [SEP] Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at Camp David in January | |
| East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling [SEP] East coast readies for fresh pillow fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling | |
| DEMOCRATS ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS [SEP] BABIES ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS | |
| Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Retina painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too [SEP] Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too | |
| H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing behavior " [SEP] H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront ocean 's " destabilizing behavior " | |
| Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , moonwalks at 92 [SEP] Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Dies at 92 | |
| Netflix says it now has 104 million subscribers worldwide - BBC News [SEP] Netflix says it now has 104 million fleas worldwide - BBC News | |
| Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New President Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious | |
| Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish firms [SEP] Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish taffy | |
| Comey firing shows White People problems go far beyond communications strategy [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy | |
| Another day of reckoning : Absence of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again [SEP] Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again | |
| The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’ [SEP] The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ marshmallow ’ | |
| Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Pizzeria , Senate Democrats Say [SEP] Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say | |
| Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all beer is temporary ' | |
| Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP] Costumer to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News | |
| Soaring vocals push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high [SEP] Soaring imports push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high | |
| Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political muscle [SEP] Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political gun | |
| Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special sauce , NBC News projects [SEP] Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special election , NBC News projects | |
| Trump aide Hope Hicks declines to answer some questions in Russia probe [SEP] Trump aide Hope Hicks whistles to answer some questions in Russia probe | |
| Do n’t look to the president for moral anything [SEP] Do n’t look to the president for moral leadership | |
| Franken to quit gluten amid allegations [SEP] Franken to quit Senate amid allegations | |
| In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as midterms loom [SEP] In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as baseballs loom | |
| Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House puppy [SEP] Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House psychiatrist | |
| U.S. ethics office mocks Trump 's financial disclosure [SEP] U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial disclosure | |
| Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your impersonations [SEP] Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs | |
| Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' parakeets have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted | |
| Small-town gambler has gotten an economic jolt under Trump [SEP] Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under Trump | |
| U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine submarine [SEP] U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine supermodel | |
| ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : thesaurus Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs | |
| Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill [SEP] abortion Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill | |
| Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few days [SEP] Trump is likely going to steal FBI headquarters in the next few days | |
| Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A UFO Denier , Too [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A Climate Denier , Too | |
| Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty pageant [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty Routine | |
| Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " [SEP] Nikki Haley on rewards for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " | |
| Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight minute | |
| Senators consider automatic nature hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short | |
| sychologists say calling Donald Trump a goat is an insult to kids [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids | |
| How Net fishing Is Like Game Of Thrones [SEP] How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of Thrones | |
| Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims wake up to reality [SEP] Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims stand up to reality | |
| State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to escape U.S | |
| Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish rice [SEP] Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish state | |
| Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To spell Classified Material | |
| Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Scythe found in Siberia | |
| Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault [SEP] Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for bacon appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault | |
| OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil production cut to end of 2018 [SEP] OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend salami production cut to end of 2018 | |
| Nerd just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars [SEP] Trump just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars | |
| Will Sweden Become the First Country to Go Cash-Free ? [SEP] Will Sweden Become the First wrestler to Go Cash-Free ? | |
| Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's horse , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats | |
| Trump heads to prison to sell Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] Trump heads to Capitol Hill to sell Obamacare repeal bill | |
| Charlottesville council votes to paint 2nd Confederate Statue [SEP] Charlottesville council votes to move 2nd Confederate Statue | |
| Chinese scientists clone a banana for first time . [SEP] Chinese scientists clone a monkey for first time . | |
| Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will children Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? | |
| Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle dog grooming network [SEP] Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network | |
| Officials : US captures key militant key in Benghazi attack [SEP] Officials : US captures key militant key in hug attack | |
| Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into space [SEP] Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into Ocean | |
| Romanian tourist who juggled during London attack is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried | |
| U.S. Kindergartens Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution [SEP] U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution | |
| US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M kitten sale to Kenya . [SEP] US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to Kenya . | |
| Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : balloons hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital | |
| Al Franken slams new secretary of education clown : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' | |
| North Korea accuses US of ' criminal dancing ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters | |
| Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with penguin ' caravan ' [SEP] Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with migrant ' caravan ' | |
| C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Russians , but kept him informed . [SEP] C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by bartender , but kept him informed . | |
| Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill dies in US Senate [SEP] Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill fails in US Senate | |
| Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown [SEP] Dancing reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown | |
| MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle [SEP] MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to thump Ingraham Angle | |
| Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's military is [SEP] Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's cologne is | |
| Trump 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines [SEP] puppy 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines | |
| The six tribes that could shape Europe 's cookies [SEP] The six tribes that could shape Europe 's future | |
| Hillary Clinton Needs to Move On [SEP] Hillary Clinton Needs to Roll On | |
| White House official says GOP has deal on deli cuts [SEP] White House official says GOP has deal on tax cuts | |
| Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will disappear | |
| Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on Superheroes , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ | |
| Syrian state TV says successive whistles heard in Hama province [SEP] Syrian state TV says successive blasts heard in Hama province | |
| Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Hair Care [SEP] Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Cancer Care | |
| Iranian Animation Depicts Dance With U.S. Forces in Gulf [SEP] Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With U.S. Forces in Gulf | |
| CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Leader ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding [SEP] CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian camel ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding | |
| Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on moon [SEP] Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus | |
| Schumer : If Trump marries Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC [SEP] Schumer : If Trump fires Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC | |
| Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it [SEP] Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should like it | |
| France says no trace of Russian hacking videos [SEP] France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron | |
| Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars [SEP] Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to vandalize Chinese cars | |
| Floods , landslides annoy 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island [SEP] Floods , landslides kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island | |
| NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida tanning Laws , Judge Says | |
| Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an ostrich ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage ' | |
| Despite Campaign Smoothies , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material | |
| As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in Syria [SEP] As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in sewer | |
| Tillerson responds to reporters after being fired on Twitter [SEP] Tillerson tweets to reporters after being fired on Twitter | |
| Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom dance [SEP] Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom swap | |
| Protesters watched Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar [SEP] Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar | |
| Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House [SEP] Mueller casts broad jump in requesting extensive records from Trump White House | |
| Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong direction ' [SEP] Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong truck ' | |
| Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fact ' [SEP] Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction ' | |
| New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP] New Yorker rewards Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' | |
| Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of chocolate [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel | |
| HHS told Obamacare workers their mother was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe | |
| Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race [SEP] Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with huskies during 2016 race | |
| U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on lunch sanctions | |
| ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American man Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England | |
| White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of government shutdown are currently 50-50 [SEP] White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of country shutdown are currently 50-50 | |
| Russia ’s mark — A dangerous pumpkin for a president [SEP] Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president | |
| ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's pizza ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban | |
| This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk [SEP] This year A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk | |
| White House confirms visit from Mexican president is off [SEP] White House confirms visit from Mexican hairless is off | |
| Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It [SEP] Trump Administration Releases blocks for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It | |
| Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows [SEP] Le Pen Moves Into studio in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows | |
| Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters [SEP] Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into boxing match with Trump supporters | |
| Harvey response puts squeeze on GOP [SEP] Harvey response puts squeeze on Trump | |
| Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's food [SEP] Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's control | |
| In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate ghosts | |
| Merkel : We must guard Helmut Kohl 's legacy [SEP] Merkel : We must forget Helmut Kohl 's legacy | |
| Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian shorts Meddling | |
| White House Backs Away From Investigation Into telemarketing Fraud Claims Trump Made Up [SEP] White House Backs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up | |
| “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will strangle Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely . [SEP] “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely . | |
| Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller [SEP] Trump ’s own wigs are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller | |
| Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move [SEP] Trump chief of tribe : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move | |
| Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer hats Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers | |
| FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net fishing by substituting ideology for history [SEP] FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting ideology for history | |
| About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this arming students idea ... | |
| Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for dancing . | |
| House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid [SEP] House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster forgiveness | |
| U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless dancing at 4.8 % [SEP] U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 % | |
| Rob Porter is no human : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism [SEP] Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism | |
| China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts . [SEP] China : Trump chocolate ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts . | |
| Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Dinner [SEP] Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Guy | |
| How Trump ’s Nafta Drivel Are Bringing Mexico and China Together [SEP] How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and China Together | |
| A new Pence fundraising arm shaved eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions | |
| Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Dogs But Not People [SEP] Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not People | |
| Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of moons Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' | |
| Trump Holds First hug with Putin in Oval Office [SEP] Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in Oval Office | |
| Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his shorts [SEP] Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims | |
| Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice League [SEP] Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice Kennedy | |
| FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats [SEP] FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump obnoxiously threats | |
| Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad blood : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous [SEP] Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous | |
| The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake stupidity ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it | |
| Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lick EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA . | |
| Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from pep rally [SEP] Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona rally | |
| Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students [SEP] Trump 's Nasty Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students | |
| Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole enchilada , Theresa May says [SEP] Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole country , Theresa May says | |
| Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. colonize in Iraq ? [SEP] Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ? | |
| Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip [SEP] Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming ski trip | |
| Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take luggage to US | |
| U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit [SEP] U.K. Outcry at sparrow ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit | |
| Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A Musical [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline | |
| New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues [SEP] New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate curtains | |
| India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion people — and enrollment is mandatory [SEP] India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion cows — and enrollment is mandatory | |
| Moment Catalans declare independence [SEP] Moment cats declare independence | |
| Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling bikes [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs | |
| Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Eating [SEP] Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting | |
| Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his sister . That 's false . [SEP] Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his campaign . That 's false . | |
| Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to Congress - BBC News [SEP] Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to classroom - BBC News | |
| Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's spit is streamed to Facebook | |
| GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her nap [SEP] GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her interview | |
| GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma fish tanks 92 % | |
| FedEx Cheats Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag [SEP] FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag | |
| Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about cockroaches [SEP] Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about citizenship | |
| Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr . To lie Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says | |
| Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican cops under the bus on their healthcare failure | |
| Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares victory anyway [SEP] Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares bankruptcy anyway | |
| Russian-speaking hackers hallucinated about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks [SEP] Russian-speaking hackers stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks | |
| Investors worried about President Trump should buy these socks , Goldman Sachs says [SEP] Investors worried about President Trump should buy these stocks , Goldman Sachs says | |
| Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican buffoonery [SEP] Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican corruption | |
| Safe Space Closet Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter [SEP] Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter | |
| Social media data shared by spy agencies [SEP] Social media data shared by spy babies | |
| Trump firing Mueller ? Impeachment would follow , two Republican senators say . [SEP] Trump firing Mueller ? Death would follow , two Republican senators say . | |
| Trump noodle crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump trade crackdown ' not about China ' | |
| How to Stop an Autocracy [SEP] How to ignore an Autocracy | |
| GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts gaming campaign | |
| Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps [SEP] scales weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps | |
| Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Court . [SEP] Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Beef . | |
| How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center victims Rely On Medicaid | |
| White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition tool [SEP] White House temporarily removes " We the Witches " petition tool | |
| Trump distances himself from decency after Virginia election loss [SEP] Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election loss | |
| Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on meatballs before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election | |
| The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies [SEP] The best theory for why Trump sings such obvious lies | |
| Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a strike , experts say [SEP] Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a dinner , experts say | |
| Dog shows happiness by going quiet [SEP] Trump shows happiness by going quiet | |
| Washington becomes latest dump to seek ID compliance [SEP] Washington becomes latest state to seek ID compliance | |
| Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? [SEP] Has the savior failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? | |
| Rohingya mosquitos close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis | |
| Trump falls short on ' drain the spaghetti ' promises [SEP] Trump falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises | |
| Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold his advisors accountable | |
| Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are sprinting aside . [SEP] Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are stepping aside . | |
| Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of clowns [SEP] Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot | |
| Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his inauguration ? [SEP] Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his restaurant ? | |
| Trump is leaving the State Department mired in jelly [SEP] Trump is leaving the State Department mired in chaos | |
| Twitter forces US to drop dead for Trump critic 's details - BBC News [SEP] Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump critic 's details - BBC News | |
| AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on dreams ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on Russia ? | |
| Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian vodka ' [SEP] Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Witch Hunt ' | |
| Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government cheese [SEP] Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits | |
| Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Farce | The Huffington Post [SEP] Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post | |
| Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to dab ’ | |
| A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans swear it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions | |
| Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators attack automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short | |
| Trump worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest [SEP] Trump worried about immigration politics , etchings of foreign leader calls suggest | |
| Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart hemline Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 | |
| Dems prepare to dance off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA . | |
| Edentulous bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’ [SEP] Advisers bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’ | |
| Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take cat to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US | |
| Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China [SEP] Trump Orders marshmallow Imports Probe as American Company Fights China | |
| Roy Moore Sleeps with homophobic supporters [SEP] Roy Moore stands with homophobic supporters | |
| Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep cheese ’ is real – and the press is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it | |
| When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & bunnies ’ are for [SEP] When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for | |
| Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dragons of Deplorableness . [SEP] Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness . | |
| Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of weight | |
| Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says [SEP] Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' twist about Iran nuke deal , report says | |
| Candy Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut [SEP] Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut | |
| What do you geriatrics think will happen ? [SEP] What do you guys think will happen ? | |
| I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to work there [SEP] I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to breathe there | |
| Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Dance ’ | |
| Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing amputations Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal [SEP] Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal | |
| Democrats await truth as their countermemo languishes [SEP] Democrats await answers as their countermemo languishes | |
| California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's producing [SEP] California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's wasting | |
| Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting [SEP] Jerry Brown Compares Trump relatives to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting | |
| Ellison backs banning lobbyist skimping to the DNC [SEP] Ellison backs banning lobbyist contributions to the DNC | |
| Chelsea Clinton wants foxes to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables [SEP] Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables | |
| This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for gun legislation . [SEP] This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for circus legislation . | |
| Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to learn US foreign policy [SEP] Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to influence US foreign policy | |
| President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper touching [SEP] President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper acting | |
| Up to 10 dead in Texas school shooting [SEP] Up to 10 dead in Texas school rodeo | |
| Who will Democrats sacrificial lamb be in 2020 ? [SEP] Who will Democrats sacrificial pastry be in 2020 ? | |
| Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is denying serious allegations [SEP] Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious allegations | |
| Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president [SEP] Trump Climbs North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president | |
| ‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t know how you eat this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt | |
| Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn resigns [SEP] Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn dies | |
| Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president [SEP] Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Racist comments in meeting with Nigerian president | |
| Paper jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP] Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels | |
| Orly airport : Attacker phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News [SEP] Orly airport : Attacker phoned cat to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News | |
| John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you ' [SEP] John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We knead all of you ' | |
| Rand Paul 's persona could face more serious state , federal charges [SEP] Rand Paul 's attacker could face more serious state , federal charges | |
| Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto laundering must register with agency [SEP] Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto exchanges must register with agency | |
| Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Violence , Move Embassy [SEP] Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Hummus , Move Embassy | |
| US comedian to South Korea announced by White House [SEP] US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House | |
| ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria Pitcher strikes | |
| American kids are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries [SEP] American kids are 70 percent more likely to eat before adulthood than kids in other rich countries | |
| North Korea tension : Unusual tamales spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New [SEP] North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New | |
| Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White Guy [SEP] Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House | |
| Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc rebels on ' final exam ' | |
| We asked 18 states if they 're expanding waistline now that Obamacare is here to stay [SEP] We asked 18 states if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay | |
| Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in court [SEP] Kelly wo n't commit to explaining DACA in court | |
| Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen identities to create bank account numbers [SEP] Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen pencils to create bank account numbers | |
| UK punks arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes [SEP] UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes | |
| Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI [SEP] Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal mistresses who is now being investigated by FBI | |
| Steve Bannon questioned by special counsel [SEP] ostriches questioned by special counsel | |
| Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row [SEP] Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Prime minister in sexist row | |
| South Korea 's president is expected to face canines in coming days [SEP] South Korea 's president is expected to face prosecutors in coming days | |
| Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White House , exec says [SEP] Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White horse , exec says | |
| Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner deal [SEP] Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - xylophone deal | |
| RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump oatmeal In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea [SEP] RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea | |
| U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy drinks [SEP] U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy security | |
| Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Custody - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! [SEP] Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Pajamas - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! | |
| Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of hermits back Trump ’s travel ban | |
| Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College commencement [SEP] Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn zoo commencement | |
| Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by kid [SEP] Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by neighbor | |
| Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for love | |
| EU must liven up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM [SEP] EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM | |
| VA conceals shoddy shoes and health workers ' mistakes [SEP] VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' mistakes | |
| President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ problem [SEP] President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ colon | |
| U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to chemical weapons attack [SEP] U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to cupcake weapons attack | |
| ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated pool over Trump 's travel ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban | |
| South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop whining [SEP] South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting | |
| I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s healthcare process or policy is [SEP] I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s leadership process or policy is | |
| How Trump is Already Reshaping the GOP [SEP] How food is Already Reshaping the GOP | |
| Consumer bureau and Trump set to clash in court [SEP] Consumer bureau and Trump set to kiss in court | |
| NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " [SEP] NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch monkey Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " | |
| AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to scribble now ' over Time Warner deal [SEP] AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to litigate now ' over Time Warner deal | |
| With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Chest [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values | |
| Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop sashaying like a sister wife ' [SEP] Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife ' | |
| Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from farm House [SEP] Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from White House | |
| White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to waste his time with reporters and celebrities ' [SEP] White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and celebrities ' | |
| South Dakota regulators say they could revoke liquor permit after spill [SEP] South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill | |
| Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. golf [SEP] Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech | |
| Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s yearning is clearly a trap [SEP] Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap | |
| Trump begged Comey to close Flynn investigation [SEP] Trump asked Comey to close Flynn investigation | |
| One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s personal secretary seems to live in the real world [SEP] One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s defense secretary seems to live in the real world | |
| sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a human is an insult to kids | |
| Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party [SEP] Bernie Sanders says kitten was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party | |
| A Noun , a Verb and Vladimir Putin [SEP] A Noun , a Verb and punctuation | |
| Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration [SEP] Terror-Affiliated teacup Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration | |
| The last president to grill an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton | |
| Roy Moore accuser 's magician issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider [SEP] Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider | |
| Country star Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News [SEP] Country star Glen Campbell crochets at 81 - BBC News | |
| North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end . [SEP] North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and tantrums ' foretells Trump 's end . | |
| New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on clothing change [SEP] New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on climate change | |
| Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to gain votes [SEP] Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to tax votes | |
| U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials [SEP] U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Loose Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials | |
| Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal massage [SEP] Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse | |
| Trump says he ’s made a decision on the Iran deal , but he wo n’t say what it is [SEP] Trump says he ’s made a decision on the wallpaper , but he wo n’t say what it is | |
| All the risks of climate change , in a single graph [SEP] All the joys of climate change , in a single graph | |
| As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In prosperity [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger | |
| Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving proposal systems | |
| State of the Union : President Trump ’s full malarkey [SEP] State of the Union : President Trump ’s full speech | |
| Industrial Revolutions Are Political Wrecking Balls [SEP] Politicians Are Political Wrecking Balls | |
| Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put bra in serious danger [SEP] Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger | |
| Did orangutans show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? [SEP] Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? | |
| The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points [SEP] The Dow just won by more than 1,100 points | |
| United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after infant dragged off flight [SEP] United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off flight | |
| Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because Racist was white [SEP] Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because shooter was white | |
| Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Shaving , Photos [SEP] Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos | |
| US Could Get First Paid Pet Leave Benefit Under Trump [SEP] US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump | |
| Dems not letting go of Trump tax return pencil [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push | |
| Report : Dozens of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages [SEP] Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages | |
| Obama 's Presidential towel revealed with beautiful color [SEP] Obama 's Presidential Portrait revealed with beautiful color | |
| Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from puppets . [SEP] Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China . | |
| POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump knew about hacked emails [SEP] POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what kids knew about hacked emails | |
| Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Education Over School Official 's Trump Support | |
| Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive probes from Trump White House [SEP] Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House | |
| Trump blames Corker for the porker [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal | |
| Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump gifting Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban | |
| APNewsBreak : rumbas in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba [SEP] APNewsBreak : Attacks in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba | |
| Supreme Court allows broad Trump television ban [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban | |
| WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : centenarian participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' | |
| Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in Mexico [SEP] Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in wax | |
| Trump 's wacko use of drugs is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding | |
| Alex Jones launches preemptive missile against Oprah 2020 [SEP] Alex Jones launches preemptive strike against Oprah 2020 | |
| After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Witch Hunt ' In Political History [SEP] After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Dancer ' In Political History | |
| Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s outfit [SEP] Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s authority | |
| winning : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters [SEP] Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters | |
| Trump signs autograph to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park [SEP] Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park | |
| " I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with pancakes , some conservatives look to Texas | |
| Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in Out House [SEP] Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in White House | |
| Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First date [SEP] Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Test | |
| White Nationalist Joins Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit [SEP] White Nationalist Blames Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit | |
| US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump underwear change policy ' [SEP] US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump climate change policy ' | |
| Uber CTO blasts Trump in staff email [SEP] Uber CTO blasts techno in staff email | |
| Poll : Melania Trump more popular than Michelle Obama [SEP] Poll : Melania Trump more popular than pastry | |
| Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of Thumb [SEP] Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of law | |
| Trump , Putin to hold bilateral embrace [SEP] Trump , Putin to hold bilateral meeting | |
| Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive candies [SEP] Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive mandate | |
| A Basic wardrobe for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea [SEP] A Basic Income for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea | |
| Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study hopes [SEP] Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds | |
| Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump hate | |
| As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the dresses [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs | |
| BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane dump in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria | |
| Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators consider automatic serfdom hikes if revenue falls short | |
| US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea summit [SEP] US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea hug | |
| ' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election [SEP] ' I really doubt ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election | |
| Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea missile test [SEP] Trump ' disappointed ' with lover after North Korea missile test | |
| Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke dress Ted Cruz in Texas ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ? | |
| German cities could ban some diesel clothing after court ruling [SEP] German cities could ban some diesel cars after court ruling | |
| Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back [SEP] Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder fires Back | |
| Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no guns ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul ' | |
| Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College hazing [SEP] Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown | |
| The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private jet owners [SEP] The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private bathroom owners | |
| Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup trucks [SEP] Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup lines | |
| India introduces death penalty for cow rapists [SEP] India introduces death penalty for child rapists | |
| Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . [SEP] Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida circus . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . | |
| Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For Diving Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board | |
| In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously [SEP] In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the snowman seriously | |
| Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration [SEP] Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to clench Trump Inauguration | |
| Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is sneezing [SEP] Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is retiring | |
| Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat Oil change [SEP] Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat climate change | |
| Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of curfew as Republicans cheer move [SEP] Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of Iran deal as Republicans cheer move | |
| Trump blasts ' out of control ' media dishonesty [SEP] Trump blasts ' out of control ' media curiosity | |
| Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional races , ranked [SEP] Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional assistants , ranked | |
| What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters [SEP] What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black holes | |
| Canadian police investigate Facebook beating video in murder case [SEP] Canadian geese investigate Facebook beating video in murder case | |
| Saudi camels riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have [SEP] Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have | |
| Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews [SEP] Las Vegas toothbrush guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews | |
| Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US ties [SEP] Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US hockey | |
| US private sector added 250,000 mannequins in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP [SEP] US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP | |
| Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey crisis made it worse [SEP] Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey pimple made it worse | |
| Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP holiday plan will change | |
| How to look at returns from Pennsylvania 18 [SEP] How to look at skivvies from Pennsylvania 18 | |
| Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI party Next Week | |
| White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Tapes This Week [SEP] White House : Trump To Make video On Comey Tapes This Week | |
| WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast [SEP] WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's victory , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast | |
| NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ” [SEP] NRA whines in new ad : Trump is guilty of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ” | |
| White House Blames Deadly Gaza cooking On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ [SEP] White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ | |
| Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP] Haley : ' The US will be taking candy ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision | |
| Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus sings for his resignation [SEP] Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his resignation | |
| Why Trump ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial [SEP] Why Trump ’s Mississippi wax Museum visit is so controversial | |
| North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate bees [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un | |
| Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation [SEP] Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a pie | |
| Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia probe [SEP] Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia romance | |
| UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 Seconds [SEP] UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 months | |
| Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Administration [SEP] Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Barber | |
| Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a reptile . Let 's count the ways . [SEP] Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the ways . | |
| FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' mushroom hunt ' [SEP] FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch hunt ' | |
| Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters thinks [SEP] Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms | |
| White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia vodka [SEP] White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia Probe | |
| These Are the World 's Most Innovative Economies [SEP] These Are the World 's Most Innovative termites | |
| Trump 's wacko use of wigs is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding | |
| Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the hamster wall [SEP] Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the border wall | |
| Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the yard [SEP] Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs | |
| The media under-reports threat of Islamic diet – to Muslims [SEP] The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to Muslims | |
| New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump tantrums [SEP] New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump retreats | |
| Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No [SEP] Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain screams No | |
| Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP] Mainstream people ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer | |
| NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida texting Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says | |
| Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international chickens may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted | |
| Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated rat ' in US [SEP] Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US | |
| Barack Obama ’s Chicago Library Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’ [SEP] Barack Obama ’s Chicago mistress Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’ | |
| As Trump considers military action on tracksuits , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs | |
| Mattis : ' I eat to make the military more lethal ' [SEP] Mattis : ' I need to make the military more lethal ' | |
| Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese toy censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors | |
| Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Scotch Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says [SEP] Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says | |
| Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates [SEP] Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender People | |
| Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male Nurse Again ’ [SEP] Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male President Again ’ | |
| Seattle to dismiss dynamite marijuana charges [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges | |
| Fox News is No. 1 tabloid news network for 63rd straight quarter [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter | |
| Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes benefit [SEP] Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for penguins benefit | |
| Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He threw Up [SEP] Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up | |
| Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local snowmen To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017 [SEP] Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017 | |
| White House spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman ' [SEP] White House spokesman calls spiderman a ' real-life Superman ' | |
| Venezuela suspended from Mercosur [SEP] Venezuela barricaded from Mercosur | |
| The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive monasteries in the U.S. [SEP] The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Brands in the U.S. | |
| Trump intensifies criticism of London mayor on Twitter [SEP] Trump intensifies criticism of London bridge on Twitter | |
| New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Firearm [SEP] New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A baby | |
| Austrian kangaroo may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort [SEP] Austrian Chancellor may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort | |
| In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on costume change | |
| Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons investigation [SEP] Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons attack | |
| He ’s a Local Pillar in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported . [SEP] He ’s a Local Yokel in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported . | |
| Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze [SEP] Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly barbecue blaze | |
| Moment Catalans declare declaration [SEP] Moment Catalans declare independence | |
| Will toddlers Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? | |
| North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over Easter , Trump confirms [SEP] North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over cocoa , Trump confirms | |
| Washington state readies to defend booming marijuana business from feds [SEP] Washington state readies to defend booming marigold business from feds | |
| Bangladesh on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia [SEP] Clowns on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia | |
| Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump Pardon On Live TV [SEP] Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump mistress On Live TV | |
| The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not hugs , to Texas [SEP] The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not bubbles , to Texas | |
| Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in pants [SEP] Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Pennsylvania | |
| One slip from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . [SEP] One slip from Trump and this latrine will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . | |
| Six charged over Hillsborough playground disaster [SEP] Six charged over Hillsborough football disaster | |
| platypus to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton [SEP] Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton | |
| Trump summons Rodrigo Duterte to the White House [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House | |
| Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into tantrums - BBC News | |
| When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange [SEP] When Nigel Farage met hairdresser | |
| White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White supremacist hate plugs surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti | |
| Belgian Man Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack [SEP] Belgian clown Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack | |
| Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports [SEP] Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Boomerang Imports | |
| Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired [SEP] Acorn reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired | |
| Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Family ' | |
| Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the big House [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House | |
| Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million ' [SEP] Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica sex scandal to ' up to 87 million ' | |
| s Trump to sit down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey [SEP] s Trump to party down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey | |
| Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after mosquito murdered , Netanyahu announces | |
| Politico : sexist Stands by Judge Moore [SEP] Politico : Alabama Stands by Judge Moore | |
| Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime stripper , to Face Fraud Charges [SEP] Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Face Fraud Charges | |
| U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law [SEP] U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas Dancing law | |
| Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about Russia [SEP] Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about toupee | |
| Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual pudding suit , wo n't seek re-election [SEP] Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual harassment suit , wo n't seek re-election | |
| Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny gets down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down | |
| 2 major new polls show Trump will redact his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history [SEP] 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history | |
| Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Immigration Debate [SEP] Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Soda Debate | |
| All the things grandpa probably is n’t going to do this year [SEP] All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this year | |
| US donkey forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' [SEP] US diplomat forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' | |
| At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school cafeteria [SEP] At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school shooting | |
| Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic drunkard accused of selling drugs | |
| 14 killed , 36 injured in mosque explosion in eastern Afghanistan [SEP] 14 killed , 36 injured in cake explosion in eastern Afghanistan | |
| How Putin Will Hypnotise Us in 2018 [SEP] How Putin Will Manipulate Us in 2018 | |
| State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , begs banned travelers to enter U.S | |
| Macedonians protest against name change deal with Greece [SEP] Macedonians protest against name change deal with overlords | |
| CPAC ’s birthday : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . [SEP] CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . | |
| Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of sandwich plan [SEP] Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of health plan | |
| The Olympic sponsor for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … [SEP] The Olympic Gold Medal for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … | |
| After political failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on ' [SEP] After healthcare failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on ' | |
| “ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian dance video of Donald Trump does surface ? [SEP] “ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian scandal video of Donald Trump does surface ? | |
| What Would Daddy Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up [SEP] What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up | |
| Naked Donald Trump tweets pop up in cities across the U.S. [SEP] Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in cities across the U.S. | |
| US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU squawks | |
| White House counsel Don McGahn hopes to resign in June , [SEP] White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to resign in June , | |
| Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's giggle is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook | |
| U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace [SEP] U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad grammar ' in Cyberspace | |
| Japan governor tells Tepco crooks nuclear plant to stay shut [SEP] Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear plant to stay shut | |
| BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black panthers back into the labor force [SEP] BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black workers back into the labor force | |
| Trump turns Twitter cannon on Toyota [SEP] Trump turns Twitter cannon on Border | |
| What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Psychiatrists [SEP] What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters | |
| What students know that experts do n't : turning is all about signaling , not skill-building [SEP] What students know that experts do n't : School is all about signaling , not skill-building | |
| AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican labor [SEP] AP Exclusive : President 's family business uses Mexican labor | |
| NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping battery [SEP] NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping turnstile | |
| Treasury rewards ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats | |
| Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns [SEP] Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : card games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns | |
| Trump Holds First Conversation with toaster in Oval Office [SEP] Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in Oval Office | |
| Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public nudity ’ at World Cup | |
| The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that allows Undocumented Immigrant Abortions | |
| Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting [SEP] Kindergarten repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting | |
| McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear submarines ' | |
| Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him [SEP] Trump Tried To Seduce Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him | |
| Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing explosives | |
| Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate testimony : aides [SEP] Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate sleepover : aides | |
| Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury developments [SEP] Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury bathrobe | |
| Trump consults NRA and psychic as he ponders gun policy [SEP] Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders gun policy | |
| Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no worrying ' [SEP] Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no collusion ' | |
| Trump Campaign Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS [SEP] Trump Campaign Insider 's payoff to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS | |
| Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Dinner [SEP] Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics | |
| Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling [SEP] Trump 's General Pershing swimsuits Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling | |
| Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in gibberish ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud . | |
| Tracking Trump 's Web of Conflicts [SEP] Tracking Trump 's Web of lies | |
| Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Testimony to Be Public [SEP] Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Recipe to Be Public | |
| Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP] rolling paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list | |
| Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points . [SEP] Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature cow that Trump won by 28 points . | |
| How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On women | |
| Prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms [SEP] Shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms | |
| Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to remove Confederate names , statue [SEP] Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to increase Confederate names , statue | |
| Tremor detected in finger - BBC News [SEP] Tremor detected in North Korea - BBC News | |
| Supreme Court takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case [SEP] Supreme fatty takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case | |
| Kasich : Trump hair ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’ | |
| Five ways Dems could dine Trump if they win the House [SEP] Five ways Dems could fight Trump if they win the House | |
| Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Industry [SEP] Tax Plan Crowns a Big Head : Trump ’s Industry | |
| Trump says perhaps himself , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails [SEP] Trump says perhaps China , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails | |
| White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt ’ [SEP] White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the wardrobe of Scott Pruitt ’ | |
| Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules [SEP] Facebook Lied for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules | |
| Moral Vacuum in the House of Trump [SEP] Moral Vacuum in the closet of Trump | |
| Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project confuses Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally | |
| Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to launch in days , government says [SEP] Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to fail in days , government says | |
| Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport luggage [SEP] Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport Line | |
| How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Cartoon Crisis Even Worse | |
| Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian piano says [SEP] Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian politician says | |
| Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard [SEP] Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he kisses back hard | |
| GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on egg reform [SEP] GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on tax reform | |
| State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral spaghetti | |
| Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Knocking ' [SEP] Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Activities ' | |
| Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump wig ‘ unacceptable ’ | |
| Fact check : McConnell revises history on Syria [SEP] Fact check : McConnell revises history on chin | |
| Tracking Trump 's Web of Conflicts [SEP] Tracking Trump 's Web of poppycock | |
| Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Platypus sign former Coventry City midfielder [SEP] Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town sign former Coventry City midfielder | |
| Before Trump , hate was already present in Canada [SEP] Before Trump , cake was already present in Canada | |
| North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian noodles | |
| Romanian tourist who exploded during London attack is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried | |
| ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about Barron Trump [SEP] ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about banana | |
| ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel questions [SEP] ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel mascara | |
| U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean wrestler faces quota [SEP] U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steel faces quota | |
| President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday [SEP] kitten to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday | |
| China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in tournament Against Protectionism [SEP] China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Protectionism | |
| Peacekeeping , African lions and Donald Trump [SEP] Peacekeeping , African warlords and Donald Trump | |
| Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass [SEP] Sheep flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass | |
| No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to wake Mueller [SEP] No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller | |
| Margaret Atwood : US flying ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump [SEP] Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump | |
| 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel fence [SEP] 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel Delicatessen | |
| Chelsea Manning Walks Free After sleeping 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence [SEP] Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence | |
| US imposes metal tariffs on key rings [SEP] US imposes metal tariffs on key allies | |
| North Korean athletes will compete at checkers , IOC Confirms [SEP] North Korean athletes will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms | |
| Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Sleeping With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky [SEP] Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky | |
| Not even Trump can control the GOP base [SEP] Not even Trump can entertain the GOP base | |
| Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on cows [SEP] Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate | |
| Kamala Harris rips up the check [SEP] Kamala Harris rips up the script | |
| Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points [SEP] gypsy predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points | |
| Secret Service marries man on White House grounds [SEP] Secret Service arrests man on White House grounds | |
| P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese checkers [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food | |
| Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The pickpocket offered a gold toilet . | |
| Will someone save Trump from this disastrous presidency ? [SEP] Will someone save Trump from this disastrous decision ? | |
| Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement [SEP] Trump Fires Back After coyote Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement | |
| Obamacare Stalwart musician Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 | |
| ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on tax bill [SEP] ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills steak on tax bill | |
| House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to eat Schiff memo [SEP] House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff memo | |
| Attorney General Jeff Sessions Giggles Before House Judiciary Committee [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions Testifies Before House Judiciary Committee | |
| Tony Blair says UK should launch military hugs in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences ' [SEP] Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences ' | |
| White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council tweets [SEP] White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council documents | |
| Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack frost [SEP] Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson | |
| Suspect in Central Michigan shooting competition used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP] Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say | |
| Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee failure [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice | |
| Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money [SEP] elf announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money | |
| Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship [SEP] Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Virtual Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship | |
| For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again [SEP] For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try spelunking again | |
| Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor [SEP] Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a doctor | |
| Why African millennials ca n't get enough of Bitcoin [SEP] Why African millennials ca n't steal enough of Bitcoin | |
| ' Donald Trump , here is my hand ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump [SEP] ' Donald Trump , here is my hamster ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump | |
| Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program [SEP] Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting tickle Interrogation Program | |
| Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Daughter Next to Ivanka [SEP] Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite puppet Next to Ivanka | |
| May Jobs Report : overeating at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000 | |
| Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against journalists [SEP] Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against walls | |
| P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese Tacos [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food | |
| Israeli minister wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' [SEP] Israeli genie wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' | |
| Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key beer pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said | |
| Flynn subpoenaed by grand opera in Russian investigation . [SEP] Flynn subpoenaed by grand jury in Russian investigation . | |
| China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , ignores IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO | |
| Trump 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them [SEP] Trump 's sabotage politics : Eat things , then take credit when others fix them | |
| Meet the Schlapps , Washington ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ [SEP] Meet the Schlapps , onomatopoeia ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ | |
| Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian pizza [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket | |
| Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by hernia return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return | |
| DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good appetizers [SEP] DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good Democrats | |
| Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over Michael Flynn [SEP] Trump promotes Obamacare restaurants amid questions over Michael Flynn | |
| US is no longer a full Disgrace , EIU warns [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns | |
| Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Modeling for China [SEP] Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for China | |
| Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on Russia [SEP] Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on menu | |
| Notre Dame students walk out on Pence commencement speech [SEP] Notre Dame students sprint out on Pence commencement speech | |
| About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this sniffing teacher idea ... | |
| Big companies used to pay the best wages . Not anymore [SEP] Big companies used to pay the best bananas . Not anymore | |
| Trump to let states require employment for Medicaid [SEP] Trump to let states require employment for cake | |
| President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back beer [SEP] President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Jobs | |
| Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It [SEP] Trump Official performed Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It | |
| 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the anal probe [SEP] 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump probe | |
| Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in dumpster after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces | |
| Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care Exposes GOP Splits [SEP] Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care hides GOP Splits | |
| Republican Congress wo n't rein in Donald Trump [SEP] Republican Congress wo n't believe in Donald Trump | |
| Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration decorations [SEP] Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd | |
| Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all pie is temporary ' | |
| Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing aardvark . [SEP] Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing plane . | |
| Obama 's letters to college boyfriend [SEP] Obama 's letters to college girlfriend | |
| 67 NRA-Approved citizens Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report [SEP] 67 NRA-Approved Politicians Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report | |
| China could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing [SEP] elephant could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing | |
| Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French dessert , is thirsting for a Frexit [SEP] Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is thirsting for a Frexit | |
| $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's inauguration [SEP] $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's toilet | |
| This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For Governor of Iowa [SEP] This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For premiere of Iowa | |
| Advocacy group accuses military justice system of racial bias [SEP] Advocacy group accuses horse justice system of racial bias | |
| Deodorant opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election [SEP] Russian opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election | |
| Is it Watergate yet ? [SEP] Is it slimy yet ? | |
| Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to Pyongyang [SEP] Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct diners ' to Pyongyang | |
| Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare fraud [SEP] Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare replacement | |
| The next fuhrer : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal [SEP] The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal | |
| North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Steroids With Seoul [SEP] North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Talks With Seoul | |
| Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' [SEP] Former CIA dictator Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' | |
| Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Heroin in the Trunk [SEP] Pulled Over in a Rental elephant , With Heroin in the Trunk | |
| Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 mice killed [SEP] Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 Palestinians killed | |
| Russia 's boost in trade with North Korea worries U.S. [SEP] Russia 's boost in romance with North Korea worries U.S. | |
| With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Kittens Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat | |
| Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business disasters [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures | |
| With His Choice Of Inauguration Satanist Leaders , Trump Shows His Values [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values | |
| Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To skip For School Board | |
| Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the panic Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote | |
| To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates terrorist Who Battled It [SEP] To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It | |
| Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever [SEP] Trump can win on pinball , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever | |
| White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since Halloween [SEP] White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since election | |
| Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find [SEP] Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against surfers , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find | |
| Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast [SEP] Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish Terrier Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast | |
| Defeating cats is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy [SEP] Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy | |
| Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream [SEP] Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live nude | |
| Trump 's top chefs are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville [SEP] Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville | |
| China appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea [SEP] Lizard appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea | |
| Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico Restaurants with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military | |
| Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health care [SEP] Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal plant care | |
| Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic compounds [SEP] Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic gravy | |
| Volvo to go all electric with new shoes from 2019 [SEP] Volvo to go all electric with new models from 2019 | |
| U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear cats in South Korea [SEP] U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear Weapons in South Korea | |
| Trump 's Plot To Destroy sweaters Will Fail . Here 's Why . [SEP] Trump 's Plot To Destroy Liberalism Will Fail . Here 's Why . | |
| Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House fake news service | |
| Paradise Worms prompt criminal complaint against Glencore [SEP] Paradise Papers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore | |
| Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to accept Trump 's firing decisions [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions | |
| Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on ban [SEP] Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on accent | |
| Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of Trump May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms [SEP] Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of baseball May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms | |
| Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Iraq for Christmas [SEP] Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for Christmas | |
| Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn Bladder : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News | |
| Under water , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets [SEP] Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets | |
| Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test [SEP] Trump team prances for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test | |
| U.S. senators near deal on squirrel sanctions [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions | |
| GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump [SEP] GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from bear | |
| Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Field [SEP] Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on drugs | |
| " I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some vagrants look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas | |
| Top court rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban [SEP] Top horse rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban | |
| Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville barbeque [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville response | |
| Grand jury bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do [SEP] Grand energy bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do | |
| Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing [SEP] shortness admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing | |
| Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to eat police officer 's gun [SEP] Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's gun | |
| Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility ' [SEP] Trump cancels marriage with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility ' | |
| Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment parties [SEP] Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment claims | |
| Five Pacific Senators lost to rising seas as climate change hits [SEP] Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate change hits | |
| EPA begins review of key Obama methane rule [SEP] EPA begins review of key Obama playground rule | |
| GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017 [SEP] GOP lazies Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017 | |
| Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His Budget [SEP] Greenspan Says teacher Has a Math Problem With His Budget | |
| Trump is attacking pizza , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment [SEP] Trump is attacking Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment | |
| Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen dinner . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace . | |
| Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a dancer at Impeachment Trial [SEP] Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at Impeachment Trial | |
| Consequences of marijuana legalization [SEP] Consequences of banana legalization | |
| North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of war [SEP] North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of kindness | |
| ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Endorsement [SEP] ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Trampoline | |
| One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to succeed ' [SEP] One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to fail ' | |
| Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only abortion clinic [SEP] Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only cheese clinic | |
| ‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t care how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt | |
| Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire narcissism [SEP] Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency | |
| Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Hair Secretary Withdraws [SEP] Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws | |
| Islamic State mortars , snipers take care on Iraqi forces in Mosul [SEP] Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul | |
| Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV commercials [SEP] Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV interviews | |
| Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs [SEP] Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA carrots | |
| Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show [SEP] Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass cards , new calculations show | |
| Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " People Warn [SEP] Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn | |
| CEOs Flee Trump Because He 's Useless to Them [SEP] CEOs Flea Trump Because He 's Useless to Them | |
| Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally [SEP] Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring dolls to U.S. Illegally | |
| White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition tool [SEP] White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition toy | |
| 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist utopia [SEP] 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell | |
| Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President ) [SEP] Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The devil ) | |
| Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's battery [SEP] Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's patience | |
| Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to snuggle ' him [SEP] Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him | |
| To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear toys Are Back in a Big Way [SEP] To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big Way | |
| Funding deal reached to avert shutdown [SEP] Shopping deal reached to avert shutdown | |
| National School Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London [SEP] Gym Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London | |
| Graham bites into White House 's Stephen Miller [SEP] Graham rips into White House 's Stephen Miller | |
| Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba thaw [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's ice thaw | |
| Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential beau in 2004 [SEP] Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004 | |
| Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown war [SEP] Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just started a full-blown war | |
| Moore dodges the press as harassment scandal spirals [SEP] Moore dodges the ball as harassment scandal spirals | |
| Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working Americans [SEP] Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working mice | |
| Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of racists back Trump ’s travel ban | |
| Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF chuckles [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns | |
| Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP lunch plan [SEP] Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan | |
| Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Compliments , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them | |
| The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes [SEP] The Washington Post issued a strange gallery about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes | |
| Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea Ambitions [SEP] Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's blonde Ambitions | |
| Grigory Rodchenkov : soccer whistleblower suspected British cheats [SEP] Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cheats | |
| Trump : Dems playing blame game instead of fixing Obamacare [SEP] Trump : Dems playing board game instead of fixing Obamacare | |
| Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " blackmail " [SEP] Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " hairstyle " | |
| Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill collapse [SEP] Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care building collapse | |
| G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Sign Language [SEP] G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Trade Language | |
| Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) stars wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain [SEP] Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) pigs wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain | |
| China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears [SEP] China eyes greater global leadership bubbles , downplays fears | |
| Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no baking experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience | |
| Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender rights [SEP] Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender wrongdoings | |
| Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far [SEP] Bizarre GOP infighting over federal milkshakes : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far | |
| Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's parade in Iowa [SEP] Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's event in Iowa | |
| North Korea is worshiping mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches [SEP] North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches | |
| Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , sobs to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' | |
| Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth watching [SEP] Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth pirating | |
| Death Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties [SEP] Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties | |
| Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to confuse the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election | |
| An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear squirrel [SEP] An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear deal | |
| Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , drives at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40 | |
| Russia investigation makes US ' smell very bad , ' Trump says [SEP] Russia investigation makes US ' look very bad , ' Trump says | |
| Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Trump Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite [SEP] Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite | |
| Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no adult experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience | |
| Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to playground , Heightening Diplomatic Drama [SEP] Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama | |
| Melania Trump 's sister shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media [SEP] Melania Trump 's rooster shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media | |
| Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over plumbing plan to cramp down on leaks | |
| Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full term ” [SEP] Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be imprisoned the full term ” | |
| My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , removing Cruz ! [SEP] My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , hugging Cruz ! | |
| Trump set to eat Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . [SEP] Trump set to meet Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . | |
| Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the sneeze Button ’ on Tax Vote | |
| Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for tears and Soups in New Diet [SEP] Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New Diet | |
| Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest witch hunt in history [SEP] Donald Trump says storm over son 's cauldron is greatest witch hunt in history | |
| Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of conservatism ? ' [SEP] Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of guilt ? ' | |
| North Korea to US : if you tickle us , we ’ll respond with nukes [SEP] North Korea to US : if you attack us , we ’ll respond with nukes | |
| American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Supermarket - In a Coma [SEP] American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma | |
| GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others shot at congressional baseball practice in Virginia [SEP] GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others audition at congressional baseball practice in Virginia | |
| steel pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises [SEP] Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises | |
| Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese [SEP] Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets stem | |
| Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign eggs in his business ventures | |
| U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , punches HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN [SEP] U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN | |
| Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’ [SEP] Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various comics ’ | |
| The Latest : Trump discusses health insurance in Wisconsin [SEP] The Latest : Trump discusses Pet insurance in Wisconsin | |
| We 've got a problem : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender [SEP] We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender | |
| Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – Pope Francis [SEP] Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – party Francis | |
| How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative student group [SEP] How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative constipation group | |
| Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee carnival | |
| Exclusive : U.S. official focused on election security will be replaced [SEP] Exclusive : U.S. official focused on job security will be replaced | |
| Americans are witnessing a slow-motion government [SEP] Americans are witnessing a slow-motion coup | |
| Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Investments [SEP] Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign animals | |
| School shooting in Mexico : goat opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey [SEP] School shooting in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey | |
| Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District picnic [SEP] Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District election | |
| TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting gallery [SEP] TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor | |
| Trump trade crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump Dinnerware crackdown ' not about China ' | |
| Trump has the upper hand in North Korea talks [SEP] Trump has the upper hand in finger talks | |
| ' They basically have to let me play ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected [SEP] ' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected | |
| Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for toilets | |
| IS defector : ' I want to go shopping ' [SEP] IS defector : ' I want to go home ' | |
| Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public brownie Ratio Increase , IMF Warns [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns | |
| Minnesota school district loses ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird ' [SEP] Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird ' | |
| In an apparent first , Iran and Israel engage each other militarily [SEP] In an apparent first , Iran and Israel snuggle each other militarily | |
| New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand daddy is too black [SEP] New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand jury is too black | |
| Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red herring ' [SEP] Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red tomato ' | |
| New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B | |
| Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move [SEP] Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon tantrum | |
| May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Thieves Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000 | |
| Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing wrestling oil [SEP] Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil | |
| Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against zoo 's same-sex marriage ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban | |
| Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to rabbit race [SEP] Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter race | |
| Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel knits with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke | |
| Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his success [SEP] Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his resignation | |
| Congress requires many unpaid interns to sign nondisclosure agreements [SEP] Congress requires many unpaid congressmen to sign nondisclosure agreements | |
| In pictures : Protests , pomp and pompadours [SEP] In pictures : Protests , pomp and Donald Trump | |
| Burma : Rohingya children ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence [SEP] Burma : Rohingya bananas ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence | |
| Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax shelters [SEP] Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax returns | |
| Trump undercuts White House stance hours before critical surveillance vote [SEP] Trump undercuts White House bathroom hours before critical surveillance vote | |
| Republican cupcake bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured [SEP] Republican health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured | |
| Venezuela opposition seeks new cars , military help , against Maduro [SEP] Venezuela opposition seeks new polls , military help , against Maduro | |
| Multiple bomb attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people [SEP] Multiple taco attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people | |
| Bangladesh on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia [SEP] Bangladesh on high alert ahead of vote against ex-PM Zia | |
| More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill [SEP] More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Elderly For Republican Healthcare Bill | |
| On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen values And Himself [SEP] On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen Soldiers And Himself | |
| Report : Investigator Says cartoon Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart [SEP] Report : Investigator Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart | |
| The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way hiccup for Donald Trump | |
| How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP candy surge [SEP] How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP money surge | |
| Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to squeeze for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch | |
| Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board [SEP] Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Meats on Fed Board | |
| North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will sing nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' | |
| Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting [SEP] Chicken Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting | |
| If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your imagination ’s Fault [SEP] If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your State ’s Fault | |
| Spooning with the Trumps [SEP] Sleeping with the Trumps | |
| US order Russia to remodel 3 Embassy office [SEP] US order Russia to close 3 Embassy office | |
| Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old dog [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy | |
| Hawaii Judge Exempts Dog And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban | |
| Hillary Clinton on election meddling : Russians ' will be back ' [SEP] Terminator on election meddling : Russians ' will be back ' | |
| FBI Raids Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report [SEP] FBI Raids Office Of Trump janitor Michael Cohen : Report | |
| Trump , after killing his ' cupcake fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws [SEP] Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws | |
| Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’ [SEP] Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a disease that people actually liked ’ | |
| Turkey suspends 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk [SEP] Turkey promotes 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk | |
| Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting tables in her office [SEP] Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her office | |
| Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground pavement Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional | |
| Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with polyester [SEP] Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with China | |
| South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe [SEP] South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles dishes | |
| Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent police incident [SEP] Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent monk incident | |
| Green frogs sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline [SEP] Green groups sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline | |
| Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping handle in Aleppo , a monitoring group said | |
| Puerto Rico grandmas Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer [SEP] Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer | |
| Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who drug us | |
| Eyeball fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein [SEP] Trump fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein | |
| Ivanka Trump sales boom in fantasies [SEP] Ivanka Trump sales boom in February | |
| The people descended from Spartans [SEP] The people descended from Koalas | |
| Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground deli Is Unconstitutional | |
| EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to concerns [SEP] EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to stuffing | |
| George W. Bush to raise cows for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia | |
| Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to destroy the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election | |
| Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling security investigation [SEP] Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling fraud investigation | |
| Comey and the art of the well-timed egg [SEP] Comey and the art of the well-timed leak | |
| Franken holds press conference to ' take credit ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign [SEP] Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign | |
| Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , Dies At 88 [SEP] Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , dances At 88 | |
| Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure ' [SEP] Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 calendar but ' nobody really knows for sure ' | |
| HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare workers their paraquat was safe | |
| Russian jets fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days [SEP] Russian jets burn near Alaska 4 times in 4 days | |
| ' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on fireworks [SEP] ' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on Donald Trump | |
| As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor states [SEP] As court mulls ruling on beard ban , legal experts say edge may favor states | |
| Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Style Him [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Replace Him | |
| Trump Eats Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn [SEP] Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn | |
| Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials [SEP] Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian Tigers | |
| Trump to unveil punishing dance actions against China Thursday [SEP] Trump to unveil punishing trade actions against China Thursday | |
| Trump ’s mad dash to 100 meatballs [SEP] Trump ’s mad dash to 100 days | |
| North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News [SEP] North Korea missiles : US postmen deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News | |
| Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom . [SEP] Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Friendship . | |
| The American Heart Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible [SEP] The American Repeal Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible | |
| Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison [SEP] Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in hospital | |
| Marco Rubio says Russian hackers tickled his presidential campaign staff twice [SEP] Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential campaign staff twice | |
| ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retreat to North Korean nuclear and missile tests [SEP] ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and missile tests | |
| corruption official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP] Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down | |
| GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Gift Package , Hatch Says | |
| Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the zipper crisis [SEP] Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea crisis | |
| The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They cooked Them [SEP] The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They Made Them | |
| Trump says ' we have a great relationship with ourselves ' after critical tweet [SEP] Trump says ' we have a great relationship with China ' after critical tweet | |
| 5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today [SEP] 5 questions I 'd dare Donald Trump to answer today | |
| Trump says US nuke video must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ [SEP] Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ | |
| Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering birth control coverage is immoral [SEP] Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering work control coverage is immoral | |
| Beer 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup [SEP] Trump 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup | |
| As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About southerners [SEP] As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore | |
| Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , experts say [SEP] Trump deserves cookie for North-South Korea summit , experts say | |
| Israel orders psychiatric award for detained Australian [SEP] Israel orders psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian | |
| Republican congressman floats sailboat to end Mueller probe [SEP] Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller probe | |
| Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner [SEP] Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC sewer to Kushner | |
| Toilet paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP] Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list | |
| As The Climate Changes , Kenyan smugglers Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger | |
| Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP] Mainstream media bothers Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer | |
| Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his groceries [SEP] Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his child | |
| Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay ' [SEP] Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without pickles ' | |
| Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with shopping control | |
| Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton [SEP] Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With baboon | |
| Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more underwear sales to Saudi Arabia [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia | |
| Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy [SEP] Trump 's Seating plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy | |
| Gohmert Calls for Celebration of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence | |
| Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town killing with positive vibes [SEP] Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town bursting with positive vibes | |
| Medicaid imposters issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill [SEP] Medicaid directors issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill | |
| Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave Republicans unelectable ? [SEP] Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave ginger unelectable ? | |
| Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin pushups [SEP] Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin comments | |
| Trump push for border Collie threatens to cause government shutdown [SEP] Trump push for border wall threatens to cause government shutdown | |
| Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive materials [SEP] Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive children | |
| Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in buttock [SEP] Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in markets | |
| How the Right Envies Frederick Douglass [SEP] How the Right Co-Opts Frederick Douglass | |
| People in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year [SEP] People in half of Virginia 's bars on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year | |
| What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters [SEP] What The Kanye Waffle Can Teach Us About Black Voters | |
| Trump is right -- California is out of control [SEP] Trump is right -- California is out of Jellybeans | |
| Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare replacement [SEP] Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare limousine | |
| WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : North Korea mouse in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' | |
| New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's Ears . [SEP] New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years . | |
| Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential comedy [SEP] Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential violence | |
| Childhood bullying anxiety ' goes away ' [SEP] Childhood photo anxiety ' goes away ' | |
| The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia jackets [SEP] The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia ties | |
| Deck of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59 [SEP] House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59 | |
| Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to enter cockpit [SEP] Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after butterfly tries to enter cockpit | |
| Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US pasta despite executive order , White House says [SEP] Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says | |
| Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme surfer — with huge consequences for Congress [SEP] Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge consequences for Congress | |
| Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him [SEP] pumpkin accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him | |
| India introduces death penalty for Tailpipe rapists [SEP] India introduces death penalty for child rapists | |
| 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual fetishism — [SEP] 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment — | |
| Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican side ' [SEP] Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican Menu ' | |
| The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 pennies [SEP] The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points | |
| DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy theories [SEP] DNC staffer 's moustache draws fresh conspiracy theories | |
| Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic Islam ' [SEP] Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for increase on ' fascistic Islam ' | |
| Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella Accordion [SEP] Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella shoelace | |
| Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs [SEP] Trump wants to “ smoke out ” EPA programs | |
| Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded kremlins [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties | |
| Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Tacos , Aligning With Dossier Story [SEP] Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story | |
| Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel baking prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award | |
| WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking coughs - New York Times [SEP] WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times | |
| Here 's what really caused the beaver crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the housing crisis | |
| Senate plan would make individual leg breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent | |
| East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore golfing [SEP] East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling | |
| Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Dolphin Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market | |
| Trump admits : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations [SEP] Trump taunts : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations | |
| Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our pants [SEP] Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our elections | |
| Corker raises dark chocolates about Trump , president hits back [SEP] Corker raises dark concerns about Trump , president hits back | |
| Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its puppies [SEP] Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its elections | |
| How Trump Won — and How the cowboy Missed it [SEP] How Trump Won — and How the Media Missed it | |
| U.S. loses simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says [SEP] U.S. declares simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says | |
| Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who charred D.C. Hotel [SEP] Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who Ditched D.C. Hotel | |
| Trump is being warned of impeachment by advisors [SEP] Trump is being warned of sunburn by advisors | |
| Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player plan [SEP] Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player song | |
| 5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare [SEP] 5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate soup to Repeal Obamacare | |
| Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in costumes [SEP] Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics | |
| Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil Manners ' In Homes [SEP] Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In Homes | |
| Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only Journalists ’ [SEP] Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only cats ’ | |
| diet Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . [SEP] Tax Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . | |
| U.S. military flapjack crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead [SEP] U.S. military plane crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead | |
| How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica friend Crisis Even Worse [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse | |
| Emu McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do | |
| The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to cuddle an FBI director ? Bill Clinton | |
| Soldiers took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . [SEP] Soldiers took them in the bathroom . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . | |
| Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic cigarette in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . | |
| Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’ [SEP] Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Gamble There ’ | |
| Ted Nugent : Parkland wasps attacking the NRA have ' no soul ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul ' | |
| Australia ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers [SEP] Australia ’s mandatory beer buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers | |
| Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant Woman Raises Tensions In South Texas [SEP] Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant iguana Raises Tensions In South Texas | |
| Influential mules have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel [SEP] Influential outsiders have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel | |
| Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would dance . [SEP] Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win . | |
| Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda dinner service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service | |
| Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction [SEP] Dingo Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction | |
| AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid [SEP] AP reality CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid | |
| President Trump 's options on Syria likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say [SEP] President Trump 's options on bowling likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say | |
| Activists Relay That Roaches in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings [SEP] Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings | |
| In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is mounting up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up | |
| Skunk News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program [SEP] Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program | |
| A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the Cannes film festival . [SEP] A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the worst film festival . | |
| Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With unicorn Diss [SEP] Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss | |
| After Decades Of Air horns , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant [SEP] After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant | |
| Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly vote [SEP] Venezuela claims 41.5 % profit in violent constituent assembly vote | |
| Ivanka Trump sales boom in February [SEP] Ivanka Trump sales boom in Ghettos | |
| ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump tweeted my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead [SEP] ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead | |
| Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in game [SEP] Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear | |
| DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP line strategy ’ [SEP] DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code strategy ’ | |
| EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early retirement plan [SEP] EPA to reduce workforce with murder , early retirement plan | |
| Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s crookedness [SEP] Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s philanthropy | |
| Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in electricity [SEP] Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in rutabagas | |
| Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential runoff [SEP] Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential shower | |
| Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if kittens are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump [SEP] Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump | |
| Ex-Clinton spokesman : urinate on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return | |
| Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style bats and raises age to 21 [SEP] Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style rifles and raises age to 21 | |
| Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump convention [SEP] Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research | |
| Melania Trump 's ogre shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media [SEP] Melania Trump 's sister shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media | |
| The problem with ' fake meat ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it | |
| Capitol Hill correspondents committee declines to credential Breitbart [SEP] Capitol Hill catering committee declines to credential Breitbart | |
| Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian sock attack [SEP] Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack | |
| Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public obedience ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup | |
| Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary decorator , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says [SEP] Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says | |
| The Russia fetish : Everything you need to know [SEP] The Russia investigation : Everything you need to know | |
| GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump [SEP] GOP senators break Dance to protect Mueller from Trump | |
| NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to ignore presidential call | |
| France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron [SEP] France says no idea of Russian hacking Macron | |
| In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over restaurant bill [SEP] In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill | |
| Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian buffet [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket | |
| DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN [SEP] DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , blames UN | |
| Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It [SEP] Comey ’s Coloring a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It | |
| Alt-Left Extremists Post puppy Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them | |
| Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead heat [SEP] Live Updates : Hell 's special election appears to be a dead heat | |
| Kanye West under fire after saying slavery was a choice [SEP] Kanye West under bed after saying slavery was a choice | |
| A ' huge banana ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction [SEP] A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction | |
| Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals [SEP] Labour will whine against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals | |
| Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report [SEP] Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' cuisine in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report | |
| Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving circulatory systems | |
| Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump accusers are lying [SEP] Sarah Sanders confirms White House color : Trump accusers are lying | |
| Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in Vietnam [SEP] Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in underwear | |
| FBI director contradicts White House 's Porter timeline [SEP] FBI director contradicts White supremacist 's Porter timeline | |
| Neo-McCarthyite necklace around Russia is counterproductive [SEP] Neo-McCarthyite furor around Russia is counterproductive | |
| Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics [SEP] Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad mucus | |
| Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of crime is n't a very big deal [SEP] Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal | |
| Woman in Russian spy movie is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news [SEP] Woman in Russian spy mystery is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news | |
| Trump vows to stifle NAFTA renegotiation talks [SEP] Trump vows to start NAFTA renegotiation talks | |
| CIA director warns Iranian general on curry [SEP] CIA director warns Iranian general on Iraq | |
| Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for hugging the Trump-Russia dossier . [SEP] Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia dossier . | |
| Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid vacation boycott [SEP] Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid advertiser boycott | |
| Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ [SEP] Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of marinade may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ | |
| Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole country , Theresa May says [SEP] Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole world , Theresa May says | |
| Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in Qatar [SEP] Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in bed | |
| Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as leprechaun steps down | |
| Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected conversations with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with Trump | |
| Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic agenda [SEP] Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic understanding | |
| PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case [SEP] PI 's praising delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case | |
| GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic values [SEP] GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic votes | |
| We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing tax funding [SEP] We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Medicaid funding | |
| Pence casts tie-breaking spell to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks [SEP] Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks | |
| Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA decision with Trump , but White House says not quite [SEP] Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Trump , but White House says not quite | |
| Navy strike group moving toward Korean carnival [SEP] Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula | |
| The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s Hell House [SEP] The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House | |
| India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing alcoholic influence [SEP] India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence | |
| Skunk Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8 [SEP] British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8 | |
| Sean Spicer has a problem : meth [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy | |
| sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to goats | |
| Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula [SEP] Navy strike group swimming toward Korean peninsula | |
| French investigation into Macron 's Las Vegas trip [SEP] French investigation into Macron 's macaroon trip | |
| fish are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week [SEP] Republicans are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week | |
| Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House [SEP] Basketball Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House | |
| Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP] Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Turnip Jr. sit-down | |
| NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential doughnuts | |
| Turkey intercepts probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion [SEP] Turkey rejects probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion | |
| Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Car [SEP] Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Lawsuit | |
| Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish mice Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' | |
| Effect of US military ban on transgender troops remains to seen [SEP] Effect of US military uniform on transgender troops remains to seen | |
| Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance ' [SEP] Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Hair ' Or Lose That Chance ' | |
| North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile music ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' | |
| Bowling markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs [SEP] Oil markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs | |
| Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East dinner deal - BBC News | |
| Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true hair ' on Puerto Rico relief | |
| Republicans ask court to block congressional map [SEP] Republicans ask court to block congressional buffet | |
| Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A novel [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline | |
| Majority of Americans support independent Russia investigation , poll finds [SEP] Majority of Americans support independent pizza investigation , poll finds | |
| U.S. senator urges citizens to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake [SEP] U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake | |
| Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax On push | |
| Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dies at 88 [SEP] Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dines at 88 | |
| Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who Burp us | |
| Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’ [SEP] Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans lick You ? ’ | |
| Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star [SEP] Nausea upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star | |
| Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline Review [SEP] Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline explosion | |
| Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president [SEP] Russia ’s mark — A dangerous tan for a president | |
| Appeasing the Trigger Gods [SEP] Appeasing the Trigger finger | |
| Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American sleepers [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers | |
| Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan brothel [SEP] Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan steakhouse | |
| Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rewound as “ late ” [SEP] Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ” | |
| Trump maps new course with donkeys and autocrats in first foreign trip [SEP] Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign trip | |
| African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Cow was cut off during state convention speech [SEP] African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech | |
| party poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot [SEP] Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot | |
| In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the barbecue over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up | |
| AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame game [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame themselves | |
| Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional interns [SEP] Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional leaders | |
| State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS idea to secure electoral system | |
| Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban [SEP] Protesters Rally for stewardesses Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban | |
| Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex raisin ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban | |
| Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to incinerator [SEP] Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to auction | |
| North Korea Launches Another Pumpkin , Escalating Crisis [SEP] North Korea Launches Another Missile , Escalating Crisis | |
| British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous election result [SEP] British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to cry ' after disastrous election result | |
| Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. pipes despite Trump 's vow [SEP] Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow | |
| She slapped an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue . [SEP] She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue . | |
| Three canaries killed in Moscow courthouse firefight [SEP] Three gangsters killed in Moscow courthouse firefight | |
| laughing reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured [SEP] Shooting reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured | |
| Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role [SEP] Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's kitchen and Role | |
| Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House overweight Committee cowardice [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice | |
| Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Checkers ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ? | |
| North Korea preps new missile test as THAAD arrives in South Korea [SEP] North Korea preps new math test as THAAD arrives in South Korea | |
| Ten of Trump 's salami 's cruelest cuts [SEP] Ten of Trump 's budget 's cruelest cuts | |
| Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's mail worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse | |
| Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ dancing [SEP] Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence | |
| FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Speech [SEP] FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix rebirth | |
| State Dept. reverses parachute revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S | |
| Trump addresses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia [SEP] Trump addresses Boy Toys at national summit in West Virginia | |
| When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister [SEP] When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the applause is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister | |
| Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late payments [SEP] Corbyn woos small libraries with plan for crackdown on late payments | |
| Markets Right Now : Mideast markets suffer modest drop [SEP] Markets Right Now : Mideast hummus suffer modest drop | |
| Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe [SEP] Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to rub almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe | |
| Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its celebrities [SEP] Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its allies | |
| What Trump 's first berating as president tells us about the next four years [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years | |
| Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hugs [SEP] Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted aromas | |
| Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs royalty in Cairo [SEP] Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Jared Kushner in Cairo | |
| ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers [SEP] ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 coconuts | |
| Senate blocks war powers resolution for Yemen [SEP] Senate blocks war games resolution for Yemen | |
| Bill Maher calls toddler a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP] Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting | |
| The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for cars [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump | |
| Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony [SEP] Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s lunch | |
| Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he created a fake one [SEP] Trump loves Civil War news so much that he created a fake one | |
| Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? [SEP] Russia or hair cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? | |
| House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey pirouettes aged 59 [SEP] House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59 | |
| North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Rights [SEP] North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Wardrobe | |
| Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions [SEP] Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Hugging Jeff Sessions | |
| How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia tiger on Obama | |
| Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow bags for defying him over Brexit vote | |
| Live Coverage : Trump speaks from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting [SEP] Live Coverage : Trump tweets from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting | |
| France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined Isis ’ without trial in Iraq [SEP] France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined veganism ’ without trial in Iraq | |
| Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible sleepover with Mueller : NY Times [SEP] Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times | |
| Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they sneeze in 2020 [SEP] Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they win in 2020 | |
| North Korea test-fires missile amid high tensions with U.S. [SEP] North Korea test-fires missile amid high fives with U.S. | |
| Corker vows to block camel sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis [SEP] Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis | |
| Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to fall down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance [SEP] Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to step down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance | |
| Hundreds of toddlers will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ” [SEP] Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ” | |
| US to sanction Russian Dressing under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling | |
| Why Trump would really , really rather not kiss Scott Pruitt [SEP] Why Trump would really , really rather not fire Scott Pruitt | |
| Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European rappers , lobbyist says [SEP] Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says | |
| Justice Dept. dog confirms review of FBI agent communications [SEP] Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications | |
| Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial . [SEP] Syria Vows To Sign autograph , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial . | |
| An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci [SEP] An email prankster pretending to be gay got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci | |
| Sing the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan [SEP] Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan | |
| South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe [SEP] South Korea conducts dance drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe | |
| Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for snail | |
| Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Overhaul [SEP] Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Horse To Pass A Tax Overhaul | |
| After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Measles [SEP] After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Plague | |
| My conversations with Russians about Donald Trump [SEP] My conversations with Russians about squatting | |
| Wizard Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues [SEP] Study Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues | |
| Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of affection [SEP] Indonesia ’s Aceh marries couples for public shows of affection | |
| Police hold South African for trying Everest without permit [SEP] Police hold South African for trying Eggnog without permit | |
| Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance [SEP] Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from internet to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance | |
| TRUMP : Our country needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! [SEP] TRUMP : Our laptop needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! | |
| US begins Section 301 jeans against China [SEP] US begins Section 301 investigation against China | |
| The math on passing the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex [SEP] The math on despising the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex | |
| The valet Is n’t Working [SEP] The System Is n’t Working | |
| Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says [SEP] Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to monkeys And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says | |
| Week 53 : Trump Goes duck Hunting and Gets Skunked [SEP] Week 53 : Trump Goes Spy Hunting and Gets Skunked | |
| Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white bread | |
| Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against dinosaurs when Rex Tillerson was CEO [SEP] Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO | |
| This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be Trump [SEP] This Is What Happens When You Let halloweeners Be Trump | |
| Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Guitar , Giuliani Says | |
| Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising beef Cuts Will Help American Workers [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers | |
| France says no trace of Russian hacking scoreboard [SEP] France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron | |
| How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea Summit [SEP] How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea kimchi | |
| Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Trump -- again [SEP] Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against himself -- again | |
| James Comey fired : Donald Trump Marries FBI director [SEP] James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI director | |
| Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan [SEP] Pakistan blackmails Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan | |
| Russian sturgeon : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey [SEP] Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey | |
| Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare [SEP] bonehead : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare | |
| Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our macaroni ' [SEP] Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity ' | |
| Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students [SEP] Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless bananas | |
| In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election [SEP] In parody attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election | |
| Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented Workers Are The Teat Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? | |
| Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready [SEP] Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one cares if he 's ready | |
| Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown [SEP] Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking Sparklers | |
| South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves fleecing of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee | |
| Meet the Muslim rug who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance [SEP] Meet the Muslim woman who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance | |
| Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian accents after Syria strikes . What does that mean ? [SEP] Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after Syria strikes . What does that mean ? | |
| Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions [SEP] Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s gambling transactions | |
| McConnell and shoes have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' | |
| Trump lashes out at self during Arizona rally [SEP] Trump lashes out at press during Arizona rally | |
| Florida school Supper : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table ' | |
| US calls Russia 's delusion to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " [SEP] US calls Russia 's decision to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " | |
| Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s mansion is coming down to the wire [SEP] Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s race is coming down to the wire | |
| The only way his voterbase will come to terms with what they 've done [SEP] The only way his voterbase will dance to terms with what they 've done | |
| Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to defend Trump [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump | |
| Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under Taliban [SEP] Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under cover | |
| House chaplain wins job back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan [SEP] House chaplain wins job back after love letter to Paul Ryan | |
| Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and government [SEP] Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid | |
| Armenian juggler resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' | |
| The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts [SEP] The Comey Firing : a farce in 5 acts | |
| Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security typist Michael Flynn [SEP] Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn | |
| Americans strongly back military attack to defend allies from North Korea [SEP] Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from North Korea | |
| Anti-Trump Pigeon Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC [SEP] Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC | |
| Woman says George H. W. Bush married her when she was 16 [SEP] Woman says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16 | |
| Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ? [SEP] Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he eat the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ? | |
| Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s clout dwindles [SEP] Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s mind dwindles | |
| Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential novel [SEP] Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid | |
| Trump has pledged $ 1 million to itch relief , White House says [SEP] Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey relief , White House says | |
| Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to humor Donald Trump ' [SEP] Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to stop Donald Trump ' | |
| Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis [SEP] Millennial Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis | |
| House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of kissing ' between Trump Jr. and Russians [SEP] House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of contact ' between Trump Jr. and Russians | |
| Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to wrestle ' Jeff Sessions [SEP] Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' Jeff Sessions | |
| Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House koala after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' [SEP] Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' | |
| Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's cake [SEP] Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's funeral | |
| Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Esperanto [SEP] Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks | |
| Some Electronics to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights [SEP] Some children to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights | |
| Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad gofer [SEP] Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander | |
| Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing [SEP] Trump Seeks Shift in Marshmallow Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing | |
| There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' brains ' to replace Obamacare | |
| China seizes control of insurance giant Anbang [SEP] China seizes control of land giant Anbang | |
| Democratic poll : Trump voters do n't want Mueller firing [SEP] Democratic poll : Trump employees do n't want Mueller firing | |
| Trump 's State Department denies hamburgers to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students [SEP] Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students | |
| South Korea Court Approves burial of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee | |
| Shark attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event [SEP] Shark attacks cause fascination of World Surf League event | |
| How should you react to a missile alert ? [SEP] How should you react to a nerd alert ? | |
| George W. Bush to raise dead for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia | |
| CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terror Attack [SEP] CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly pronouncing London Terror Attack | |
| Pitcher throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller [SEP] Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller | |
| Trump refers to countries as " Shithole Countries " [SEP] Trump refers to houses as " Shithole Countries " | |
| The Quiet Diplomacy to launch the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff [SEP] The Quiet Diplomacy to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff | |
| North Korea says missile test shows all US within range [SEP] North Korea says math test shows all US within range | |
| In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the government [SEP] In court , a Turkish taffy delivers a searing attack on the government | |
| Police in Paris shoot man dead after he boos several people in the Opera district , French media say [SEP] Police in Paris shoot man dead after he stabs several people in the Opera district , French media say | |
| Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten carrots ' . [SEP] Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten beef ' . | |
| Residents : Strikes hit presidential bathroom in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital | |
| Trump has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . [SEP] Trump has over-promised to his toilet . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . | |
| Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' hairstyle inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry | |
| Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for stocks [SEP] Wall paper is sending huge warning signs for stocks | |
| Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax overhaul [SEP] Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax hike | |
| What do you guys think will happen ? [SEP] What do you guys think will explode ? | |
| François Hollande leads attacks on Donald Trump at EU summit [SEP] François Hollande leads attacks on eggs at EU summit | |
| Gophers to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules [SEP] California to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules | |
| The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates [SEP] The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next century , is really at least 7 different debates | |
| Tuesday is primary day in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina [SEP] Tuesday is primary time in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina | |
| ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go discos Rises [SEP] ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises | |
| Trump was told seconds ago that Flynn misled Vice President . [SEP] Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled Vice President . | |
| The Obamas just inked a record deal for more than $ 65 million [SEP] The Obamas just inked a book deal for more than $ 65 million | |
| Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned neutering of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " [SEP] Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned filibuster of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " | |
| Sanders slams Trump 's request for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for [SEP] Sanders slams Trump 's claim for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for |