Q: What's your opinion on Ireland?
A: i was thinking it should be called Greenland, but there already is a greenland, which should actually be called iceland. but there already is an iceland (which should be called niceland, but that's another story) but sometimes i think because 'iceland' and 'ireland' are so close, it makes me think irelend was meant to be called fireland and the f rubbed off. but then i realize california is fireland, and then suddenly i realize that iceland and ireland are actually supposed to both be called "island" which is california's nickname but not yet its actual name