Q: oh bill. im back home right now. it's been a while. they fight here. but im teaching them, bill. im passing on some of the lessons youve taught me, and im very good at communicating because it's HELPING them, bill.  i used to cause them a lot of grief. i would fight too -- but wouldnt do it right. i accidentally perpetuated some of this havok. it's so nice to be able to help defuse it, and create a kinder place to live for the folks i love.  thank you friend. what's your god damn name again?
A: cornfeld