Q: just sewed 13 ducks to my body so i can fly with gentle grace     it's really backfired. they're flapping and flopping all over the place. pooping all over me. going WEKWEKWEKWEK in my ear. and it's barely paid off. this unit only gets a few inches off the ground, pretty much just my lower half, while my face drags in the dirt. can you suggest anything
A: ride a duck. one of the horse sized ones