Q: i was walking home and some dude in the passenger seat of a passing car threw an egg at me really hard. it smashed on my thigh and left a pretty gnarly bruise. also got raw egg all over my favourite jeans. the driver sped away before i could get a look at the license plate. i'm really mad still. what can i do to feel better so this doesn't ruin my evening
A: it may ruin today's evening, but you should know that it will brighten up many other evenings in the future, when you tell the story