Q: What are the best ways that internet people could hypothetically assist you, or share some of your less creative, less fun-to-you, more repetitive workload so that you can export maximal awesomeness and junk?

That feeling of being spread to thin is my mortal enemy, too.
A: there are a lot of things assistants could do, and i think about that a lot. but that requires building a lot of trust, and i'm not sure exactly what path to take to that. i think i would have to at least know the person in person first