Q: i'm writing a research paper about your christmas isn't real video and i'm desperately analyzing it
A: it was written in 2 parts. the 1st line (up to 'jesus'), and the rest. like many songs i write nowadays, it is written as if by 2 different people holding 2 different job titles, the Starter and the Finisher. the Starter's job is to come up with a line that could be made into a song, then hand it over to the Finisher saying 'here, you fuckin deal with it.' and then create more starter ideas for more songs. that's all the Starter does. just start songs and throw them into the starter bank. and the Finisher's job is to take the half baked crap that the Starter hands over, and find a way to deal with it. there is actually a very important 3rd job title which i haven't mentioned, who decides which one of the Starter's ideas to give to the Finisher. that would be the Selector. this is to ensure that the Finisher is not impeded by the horrific doubts of 'questioning the Selection'