Q: yo fun fact now if you wanna use starbucks wifi you are forced to make a starbucks account and give your first and last name, email, and postal code, which signs you up for their shitty mailing list and you can't connect if you don't do this so if you are like me and forgot to renew your mobile service you will be forced to sign up for starbucks promotional emails but hey at least your tears of blood will soften the oatmeal u ordered that they forgot to add hot water to
A: have you thought of making your own network, so you can force other people to do stuff