Q: I wanna send you a play script. Where can I send it to you?
A: nowhere. i'm not currently accepting play scripts. that doesn't mean it's not good, but it won't be useful to either of us in my posession. however i will read anything you write if you are my good friend, however that may be a more serious time investment than you had in mind, and it will also take twice as long if i am under the impression that it is all an elaborate ruse to get me to read play scripts