Q: please tell me the surprise/non-surprise serotonin extraction formula please (or at least an instance of it that you have recently used, since I know it keeps changing) (but furthermore I would appreciate if you would also provide a mathematical regression that might be able to approximate its rate of change with respect to time)
A: you have to keep changing it. this is exactly the problem. as soon as you come up with a formula then it doesn't work anymore. go figure. i guess that's why they call it 'consciousness'