Q: i can't afford a trip to the theme park so i just laid down across my laundry room sink with my face pressed into the glass of the top-loading washing machine while it was on a spin cycle full of bright coloured clothes. i guess it was kind of like a roller coaster. what do you think i should try next
A: standing on chairs. i know you may think that's a weak and lame idea, but i find it extremely thrilling and also enlightening