Q: how did you get a job as a church musician if you're not a christian? or i guess i really mean, how can *I* get a job as a church musician if i'm not a christian?
A: there is surely a widespread strategy used by many musicians which is simply to lie. but for some reason i am uncomfortable with this, so i have used a more honest strategy which is to explain my true feelings about the world we live in, and some churches are very delighted with those views and the honesty that comes with it, where as other churches must adhere to very strict company policy and make all their players specifically endorse the Jesus name