Q: by (insert your choice of local deity) who are you? how do you keep up with this endless source of wisdom and originality? im not religious but the words you speak sound like a words of a prophet. Where will you lead us o enlightened one?
A: to the next level, i hope. but if i don't do it someone else will, and while i don't need to personally take credit for it, i must admit it would be great for my self esteem