Q: i've got this theory about astrology. if there is an author to the universe, they've got to be pretty clever. so why not hide all the right answers in the most unlikely place? astrology is scientifically Hot Garbage,
A: it has that reputation because pop culture put it in the microwave on a styrofoam plate, then in the toilet for a while, didn't flush, and then put it in the  microwave again, and then threw away the original contents leaving you with only the melted styrofoam