Q: whats cotton candy made of (they tell me its sugar and i dont believe them)
A: non-cotton, and non-candy. There is a loophole however, because it's only required that each individual ingredient be either non-cotton OR non-candy. So indeed there is some candy in there, included because it's not cotton. And there is some cotton, included on the basis that it's not candy. but statistics tells us that there's still a lot of stuff in there that's neither cotton nor candy