Q: bill, i've begun talking to myself but it's like... i've begun pretending like i'm on a talk show or having a conversation with someone else so like i'm physically nodding and laughing and going "yeah, yeah, no, you're right, and i think . . ." and stuff and i feel like a psychopath. wtf. i've come across all sorts of profound ideas and realizations doing this but it isn't anything like the stuff on your reality page-your stuff is interesting and sort of romantic-
A: that's because it's edited