Q: Why does it seem like you know anything and everything but at the same time nothing.
A: it's kind of like that stupid feeling when you're a math teacher and one day you have to say "ok folks, here's something called the 'reflexive property' which says a=a. it literally means things equal themselves. wasn't that important, aren't you glad i said that, don't you feel like that was an important use of time to say that"