Q: okay so i just got back from my doctor appointment about me being "depressed" and he basically just asked me questions about if i think life is worth something and if i am a normal person. am i qualified to be a doctor if i learn the art of vocalizing such questions?
A: anyone can be a doctor if they think they are a doctor. the next step is to convince someone to pay you to be their doctor, if you complete that step, congratulations, you are their doctor!