Q: You are in a fight to the death with a man of similar size and stature as you; you are offered the choice of either a 6 inch non-serrated knife, or a full sized aluminum baseball bat; knowing whichever weapon you don't choose will go to your opponent, which do you choose?
A: i would make an offer of friendship. and then if he does not accept, then he can keep both weapons and then i will kill him with friendship