Q: I can imagin it now, god had just thrown satan out of heaven and he goes down into the waters and starts furiously beating his meat thinking to himself, haha fuck you god I'm gonna cum allover your stupid fucking world! But god saw him and flew down to him and was like yo wtf and right at that moment satan ejaculated all over God's face and he suddenly realized that it felt so good that he might want to fuck him and then they had extreme hardcore sex right in the ocean with gods and satan semen getting allover the place and creating the fish in the process and at the end satan forgot to pull out and got god pregnant and that's how jesus was born?
A: that would explain a lot