Q: i have been cut off from this page and the rest of the outside world for a month because i was being held in a psych ward, sharing a unit with a man who thought he was a wizard and people who walked down the hall with their dick out on a regular basis. before i go through everything wanna tell me what i missed  wizard guy was very nice. he gave me his food at lunch, like a fancy fine dining experience. "we have salad, we have chocolate pudding..."
A: damn, those places still think cutting off your internet access is gonna some how be good for your health? that's just jail. try not to go in there again. maybe keep your special cards a bit closer this time