Q: is there a better way to tell someone on the anniversary of their vaginal cannon launch that you're glad they exist and that you wish to honor and celebrate them as a person and hope they have a generally good time that doesn't come off as a rote phrase? besides the things you do to help those wishes become a reality
A: as people get older, sometimes they prefer to completely ignore their birthday because it is a reminder of their age. so i think it's actually better to show gratitude at a completely different time, unrelated to that day