Q: what is the most asinine/foolish thing that has happened to you recently?
A: i finally gave into peer pressure and stopped wearing a mask in public indoor spaces because it's "not necessary" and "nobody does that anymore, you absolute weirdo". then a week later i promptly got a fairly uncomfortable case of covid 19, which, unfortunately, violates one of my major life-goals which was to not get it. fortunately i can still remember all of my multiplication tables, and smell them too