Q: i picked up two jobs at the same time and it's been... difficult. i'm a total newb at both of them, and just when i think I've mostly got the ropes and basics down, someone chews out my ass for a forgetting something or making a mistake. sometimes different people even want me to do opposite things. i want to do well (esp. at the job I actually like) but it is starting to wear me down. "do you have any experience dealing with constant criticism coming from too many places?" she asked, knowing the answer. "can you give me any advice on dealing with the stress and knowing which voices to listen to?"
A: ah, i know what you mean. whenever i am dealing with this type of thing i just try to imagine what it would be like to have an even more insane job, such as "president of the united states"