Q: It's so weird, you spend time every single day for years giving non-answers to non-questions. This is essentially a huge waste of time. You might argue everything we ever do also is, but for a neurotic craft-obsessed freak like you, it's strange to me that you waste all this time.
A: being neurotic and craft-obsessed could be exactly why i would be obsessed with finding answers to absolutely every possible question than anyone may throw at me. many of which by the way are not 'non-questions', nor are the answers 'non-answers', but you conveniently left that out of your story