Q: you and i have something in common because neither of us have ever seen a moose. moose is my favorite animal and i have lived in moose country for years but i've still never seen one. do you have any advice?
A: sure, i'll advise you on something i'm less likely to know about than you. meese are really really really big. so if you plan to see one, just make sure you are keenly aware of who is bigger, you or the moose (it's the moose)