Q: it has come to my attention that you might be being interviewed at some sort of comedy show coming up next month.  in an announcement (tweet) the person linked a submission form where people are going to present to you work that they made from being inspired by you.  he then said that on stage, in front of a live audience, you will be selecting which one is your favorite.  this sort of made my brain explode and i just wanted to make sure you knew the situation because it makes me afraid for you.  but if you understand whats going on then of course youre strong enough to handle this.
A: that's not what he told me.