Q: This is so exciting. Earlier tonight I was walking home and the traffic light pole had its little trapdoor open and there was a power switch for the traffic lights! There was also another switch labeled "automatic/manual" that probably had to do with a handheld button similar to the ones you see on Jeopardy! that would have allowed me to control the lights. The button was connected with a 1/4-inch plug like on serious headphones audiophiles buy for thousands of dollars. That was so neat! Of course I didn't touch anything because I don't want to be responsible for any car accidents. Have you ever had a similar experience?
A: no, but i know someone who got a fortune cookie that said "ssoorrrryy,, dduupplleexx kkeeyy oonn"