Q: it's just gone midnight and we drnk two bottles of iwine. we need t o at befoe bed. takeaway would tae too long . we have bageks, smokred salmon and weetavbix and milk and mrargarine and chocolates and milk and sygard and cheese and rice. what quick meal can we cook? need terply in 5 mins or its poinltlreess
A: you could cook the samon. i know you said it's already been smoked, but i'm just thinking you could double down on it, then it will be smoke-cooked. which seems like a formidable status for salmon to have