### Clue: King's English penned by cranky, doddery old hack ends up here? (8)
### Answer: KNACKERS 
 ### Explanation: Definition: old hack ends up here
K + E in CRANKS*, showing that "cranky" in the clue – which in any case makes no sense – must be a mistake. In the online versions the apostrophe of King's is misprinted as a semicolon.