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放了他 | |
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放了他, 我也許還能給你留個全屍 | |
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你到底是甚麼人? | |
憑甚麼跟我這麼說 | |
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打…踢死你… | |
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別擋著我, 鰲大人 | |
謝謝鰲大人救命之恩 | |
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要不是你出手 | |
我和我爹真是死無全屍 | |
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大恩大德, 沒齒難忘 | |
不知道該怎麼報答你 | |
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不如請你吃頓飯好不好? | |
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你愛吃川菜呢?還是廣東菜? | |
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青面豹已經死了, 天亮了, 雞啼了 | |
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這個青面豹死了 | |
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難免還會有第二個青面豹出現 | |
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幹我們這一行的, 仇家特別多 | |
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在所難免, 早料到了 | |
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爹出事倒沒問題, 你現在是捕… | |
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行…我去學武功 | |
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學武功? | |
是 | |
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你現在大難臨頭了才去求菩薩 | |
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是不是太遲了一點? | |
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那怎麼辦? | |
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除非你能當上京城守護衛 | |
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那也就不怕他們了 | |
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笑甚麼? | |
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我當皇上好不好? | |
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你知道我有多大本事?當守護衛 | |
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我只不過是這麼說說而已 | |
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兒子 | |
甚麼? | |
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人在就人情在 | |
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我已經老了, 該退休了 | |
保不了你多久了 | |
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你自己好自為之吧, 知不知道? | |
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沒事了 | |
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謝謝大人救命之恩 | |
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小小意思, 希望大人笑納 | |
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這罈酒, 你剛剛挖出來的? | |
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是呀, 我們漢人有一個習俗 | |
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凡是孩子出生了 | |
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當爹的就會買一罈酒埋在後院那裏 | |
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男的就叫狀元紅 | |
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等他將來高中了才喝的 | |
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女的就叫女兒香 | |
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是她出嫁那天喝的 | |
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你也知道 | |
小人買不起那些錦衣美食送給大人 | |
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希望大人不要見怪 | |
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你送給我 | |
將來你高中不就沒得喝了? | |
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大人, 你別跟我開玩笑了 | |
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就像我爹說的, 我這輩子也沒出息 | |
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文也不行武也不行, 別說高中了 | |
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有兩頓溫飽, 我就已經滿足了 | |
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你真想這麼一輩子當捕快? | |
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那倒不是 | |
誰想這一輩子都當捕快? | |
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我爹他, 對小人也有點期望 | |
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你說來聽聽 | |
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不要了, 說出來大人一定會笑我 | |
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你儘管說 | |
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這麼回事, 我爹老是跟我說 | |
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想讓我當那個甚麼京城防守衛 | |
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是不是?我說了大人會笑我的吧 | |
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大人, 你不要怪我爹 | |
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他老糊塗甚麼也不懂 | |
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他整天老是想 | |
我當了那個甚麼京城防守衛 | |
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那麼仇人就不會找上門了 | |
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其實當防守衛也不是很難 | |
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大人, 你別跟我開玩笑了 | |
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只要有人引薦的話 | |
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絕對不是一件難事 | |
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有人在朝好做官, 你應該很明白的 | |
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小的真的不大明白 | |
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對我忠心的人, 我不會虧待他的 | |
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鰲大人, 你放心吧 | |
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小人對你忠心耿耿 | |
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願一輩子為你做牛做馬 | |
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好, 你起來吧 | |
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謝大人 | |
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對了, 譚天最近怎麼樣? | |
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那個小鬍子 | |
現在只在染布坊裏幹那些粗重的活 | |
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不要說練譚家腿 | |
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連腿也抬不起來了 | |
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還有, 他妹妹賣那些甚麼白糖糕 | |
太甜了也不好吃 | |
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他們一家人 | |
那真是家道中落, 沒有起色了 | |
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不過我明白, 譚腿的確是很厲害 | |
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連大人你那麼厲害的天罡十字手 | |
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當日也打得難分難解 | |
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你擔心是應該的 | |
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小人的意思是說 | |
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如果大人你不放心 | |
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小人還有一個妙計 | |
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來, 吃飯了 | |
吃飯… | |
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對了, 羅喜 | |
過來, 這兒有位子, 過來 | |
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不用了, 不坐了 | |
來… | |
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你不坐, 我坐, 吃飯 | |
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你看那個傻小子, 吃飯也練紮馬步 | |
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搖搖, 我看他像划船 | |
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出了大海沒有? | |
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是呀, 羅喜, 你還是吃完了再練吧 | |
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行了, 不用了, 你們不用管我了 | |
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羅喜, 像你這種八字腳 | |
很難練成四平馬的 | |
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你說甚麼? | |
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我不是說你不行 | |
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練馬步是有個竅門的 | |
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你先要把膝蓋靠攏, 腳尖向內 | |
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腰要挺直, 挺起胸膛 | |
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這樣你的馬步才能紮得穩 | |
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你算了吧, 我練的是正宗武功 | |
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你不會武功就別亂批評我了 | |
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你… | |
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習武的事你不懂, 教我馬步 | |
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吃飯吧 | |
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全都灑了 | |
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別管他了, 來, 喝茶 | |
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師兄, 你們甚麼時候教我五形拳? | |
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這個, 你的馬步練得怎麼樣了? | |
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我天天都練, 我練給你們看看 | |
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練… | |
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是不是好點? | |
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這叫馬步?你算了吧, 鄉下小子 | |
別給我們丟人了 | |
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要不是大師姐讓你留下來 | |
早就把你趕走了 | |
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師兄… | |
我看就快要下雨了 | |
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別理這種人了, 走吧, 理他幹甚麼 | |
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師兄…你別走 | |
你看我再練一次, 師兄 | |
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你自己慢慢練 | |
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你看我再練一次, 師兄 | |
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震南, 你幹甚麼?心不在焉 | |
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爹, 我們再練 | |
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練?練武有四大忌 | |
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惰, 傲, 莽, 分 | |
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你居然犯了分心這個大忌 | |
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繼承我們五形門, 只剩下你一個人 | |
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你一定不可以鬆懈 | |
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絕對不能輸給滿州人 | |
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爹, 你說得對 | |
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我們絕對不能輸給滿州人 | |
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我們再練吧 | |
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好 | |
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譚姑娘, 怎麼了? | |
馬捕快 | |
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車推不動? | |
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是呀, 不知道為甚麼 | |
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我看看 | |
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沒甚麼, 輪子裏塞了一塊小石頭 | |
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塞了一塊小石頭? | |
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無緣無故怎麼塞了一塊小石頭呢? | |
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不知道, 不過你碰到我算你走運 | |
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我修這種木頭車最拿手了 | |
我幫你修吧 | |
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是嗎? | |
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馬大哥, 修好了沒有? | |
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這就行了 | |
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其實你剛才說塞了塊小石頭 | |
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要不要把我的車子全拆了? | |
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是, 車輪是小問題 | |
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可是給你的車安輪子的時候 | |
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發現你的車有很大的問題 | |
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所以我乾脆把它拆了大修 | |
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算了…反正我今天做不了買賣了 | |
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你慢慢修吧 | |
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那也好, 我先休息一下 | |
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對了, 話又說回來了 | |
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你老說想讓你哥再練譚腿 | |
有沒有進展? | |
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他的腿不能再踢了 | |
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我不會再強逼他了 | |
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話也不能這麼說 | |
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你大哥不能踢, 可是他可以收徒弟 | |
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把譚腿發揚光大 | |
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不然譚腿失傳, 你說多可惜 | |
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哪那麼容易?學譚腿是要講天份的 | |
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沒那麼容易找到適當的人 | |
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那要怎麼樣才算適當的人呢? | |
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我這種就不行了 | |
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最重要是腿有力、腳有勁 | |
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我只練會了一點點 | |
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吃飯了 | |
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怎麼搞的?又吃這些菜 | |
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老闆娘, 今天過節 | |
加隻雞也應該吧 | |
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正因為過節 | |
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所以吃這種青菜豆腐是最合時宜了 | |
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你知道嗎? | |
明朝的明太祖視它為御膳珍品 | |
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是呀, 好壞也是一頓 | |
主要是填飽肚子 | |
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有甚麼不好? | |
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吃鮑參翅肚?吃壞你的胃 | |
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不好意思, 吃飯 | |
你不用吃飯了 | |
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為甚麼不用吃? | |
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俗話說有功者留飯不留菜 | |
無功者無菜也無飯 | |
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我幹活了 | |
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你幹活了 | |
你是幹你的活還是幹我的活? | |
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你幹活的時候你幹甚麼了?練馬步 | |
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是呀, 我是練馬步 | |
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是練馬步, 你在哪兒練? | |
茅廁或是武館 | |
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你在染布坊練馬步 | |
你就是沒幹活了是不是 | |
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你沒幹活怎麼能讓你吃飯呢? | |
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我其實… | |
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算了…大不了我以後幫你看著他 | |
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你就原諒他一次吧 | |
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他幹的活, 我幫他幹了 | |
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你也要別人看著你, 看甚麼他 | |
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不過如果你要幫他幹的話 | |
那我也無所謂 | |
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今天過節, 你們少惹我生氣好不好 | |
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你們讓我好好的吃頓飯吧 | |
你們走開, 不想看著你們吃飯 | |
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算了…我們吃飯 | |
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好, 我們吃飯 | |
我們吃飯 | |
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這麼多廢話, 有得吃就吃 | |
還那麼多廢話, 好的當然是我吃了 | |
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誰呀? | |
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是我, 震東 | |
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外面有客人來看版, 我想進去拿貨 | |
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等等 | |
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你真是的 | |
我吃飯的時候你也來搗亂 | |
00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:04.640 | |
震東, 我是來拿貨 | |
00:11:04.920 --> 00:11:07.760 | |
那拿, 快點, 做事慢慢吞吞的 | |
00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:10.840 | |
行了嗎?出去吧, 出去… | |
行了, 很快的… | |
00:11:12.280 --> 00:11:13.000 | |
一股甚麼味? | |
00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:14.520 | |
好像是紅燒牛肉的味道 | |
沒有 | |
00:11:14.640 --> 00:11:18.480 | |
牛…牛你個頭, 你才是牛 | |
你出去幹活, 整天就想著吃, 真是 | |
00:11:18.680 --> 00:11:20.760 | |
光吃不幹活, 真是莫名其妙 | |
00:11:27.880 --> 00:11:30.120 | |
來人, 救命呀, 著火了 | |
00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:30.880 | |
震東有事 | |
00:11:31.520 --> 00:11:32.560 | |
救命呀 | |
快去看看 | |
00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:34.720 | |
震東, 怎麼樣?開門 | |
00:11:35.640 --> 00:11:37.840 | |
救命呀, 失火了 | |
00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:41.000 | |
失火了…救火… | |
00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:42.360 | |
快點撞門, 用力 | |
00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:49.840 | |
震東 | |
00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:53.800 | |
救火… | |
00:11:56.640 --> 00:11:59.160 | |
他的腳不怕火 | |
是呀 | |
00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:01.440 | |
他的腳連火都不怕 | |
00:12:02.680 --> 00:12:04.440 | |
那不是可以當我譚腿的傳人了 | |
00:12:05.560 --> 00:12:08.200 | |
好吃的白糖糕 | |
譚家白糖糕遠近馳名 | |
00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:11.240 | |
保証你吃完還想吃, 來…快來買 | |
00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:13.000 | |
小榮, 結帳 | |
00:12:13.680 --> 00:12:16.880 | |
馬爺…算了, 不要, 算了 | |
00:12:17.120 --> 00:12:21.000 | |
甚麼算了?我跟你是很熟 | |
不過那也得給錢, 來, 收下 | |
00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:22.600 | |
那馬爺… | |
00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.120 | |
那甚麼那?你家有老少要養 | |
你不用吃, 他們也要吃 | |
00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:27.880 | |
我知道我人緣好, 街坊們都喜歡我 | |
00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:30.240 | |
那也不行, 錢歸錢, 拿著… | |
00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:31.160 | |
那… | |
00:12:31.280 --> 00:12:35.000 | |
拿著吧, 對…不用找了, 好了 | |
00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:37.040 | |
馬爺 | |
00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:39.960 | |
不平哥…真是辛苦了 | |
哪裏… | |
00:12:40.440 --> 00:12:42.560 | |
看車…小心… | |
00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:46.800 | |
大娘, 小心… | |
看車… | |
00:12:46.920 --> 00:12:47.880 | |
你別推那麼快 | |
00:12:48.560 --> 00:12:49.560 | |
大娘, 你不要站在這裏 | |
00:12:49.640 --> 00:12:52.520 | |
這裏有很多車經過, 小心撞著你 | |
我的錢掉了… | |
00:12:52.640 --> 00:12:56.840 | |
你找甚麼錢?我把你抓回衙門 | |
說你阻街, 罰得錢更多, 快點回家 | |
00:12:57.320 --> 00:12:59.000 | |
你兒子惦記著你, 快點回去吧 | |
00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:00.960 | |
你住在哪裏?遠不遠? | |
要不要我送你回去? | |
00:13:01.400 --> 00:13:03.200 | |
那你小心了, 小心, 慢慢走 | |
00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:08.080 | |
可以這麼平靜, 我就已經很滿足了 | |
00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:13.320 | |
這麼巧?這木頭車沒甚麼吧? | |
00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:15.840 | |
真是要謝謝你了, 修了一天 | |
00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:17.000 | |
小意思… | |
00:13:17.680 --> 00:13:20.920 | |
說真的, 你也蠻有正義感的 | |
00:13:21.160 --> 00:13:22.560 | |
不過也是 | |
00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:25.480 | |
現在有這麼正義感的官差 | |
是很少見了 | |
00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:28.600 | |
看你這麼有興趣 | |
那我就給你講講官場上黑暗的事情 | |
00:13:29.160 --> 00:13:33.000 | |
過來…坐下…事情是這樣的 | |
00:13:34.280 --> 00:13:34.960 | |
你知不知道? | |
00:13:35.520 --> 00:13:37.640 | |
其實官場裏面真的很黑暗 | |
00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:40.760 | |
衙門的人事關係就更加複雜 | |
00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:45.960 | |
往往我也是被迫同流合污 | |
身不由己 | |
00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:50.600 | |
如果我不跟他們同流合污 | |
00:13:51.400 --> 00:13:52.760 | |
我就會被他們排斥 | |
00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:55.880 | |
但是每天睡醒了, 我就會跟自己說 | |
00:13:56.920 --> 00:13:59.040 | |
我不可以再跟他們同流合污 | |
00:13:59.680 --> 00:14:01.560 | |
我要做一個好的捕快 | |
00:14:02.640 --> 00:14:05.040 | |
如果京城 | |
多一些像你這樣的捕快就好了 | |
00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:07.000 | |
你說甚麼? | |
00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:09.440 | |
我說你是一個好捕快 | |
00:14:11.880 --> 00:14:14.960 | |
時候不早了 | |
我來幫你忙收拾一下送你回去吧 | |
00:14:16.920 --> 00:14:18.320 | |
你怎麼走這條路? | |
00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:21.960 | |
是繞路, 不過這邊沒這麼曬 | |
差大哥…求你幫幫忙 | |
00:14:22.920 --> 00:14:25.880 | |
是呀, 我兒子不見了 | |
求你幫我找找吧 | |
00:14:26.280 --> 00:14:28.400 | |
賤人, 我們九代單傳 | |
00:14:28.640 --> 00:14:30.880 | |
你也不看著兒子, 我把你休了 | |
00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:33.160 | |
不要吵, 冷靜點 | |
00:14:33.520 --> 00:14:34.920 | |
告訴我你們兒子在哪兒不見的? | |
00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:37.840 | |
他剛才還在這兒玩呢 | |
00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:38.840 | |
是… | |
00:14:38.920 --> 00:14:39.920 | |
一轉眼就不見了 | |
00:14:40.040 --> 00:14:41.520 | |
好…行了, 沒問題 | |
00:14:41.800 --> 00:14:43.200 | |
我們現在分頭幫你去找 | |
00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:45.280 | |
我們到這邊找, 你們去那邊找, 來 | |
00:14:53.520 --> 00:14:55.280 | |
大嬸, 這隻鞋是不是你兒子的? | |
00:14:55.880 --> 00:14:58.040 | |
是呀, 是兒子的鞋 | |
00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:01.280 | |
難道兒子掉到水缸裏了 | |
糟了 | |
00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:03.360 | |
那怎麼辦? | |
不用怕 | |
00:15:04.640 --> 00:15:06.200 | |
讓我來 | |
00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:16.160 | |
大嬸, 你兒子不在裏面 | |
00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:19.080 | |
那我兒子呢?我兒子在哪兒? | |
00:15:19.200 --> 00:15:21.520 | |
你快點幫我找找, 快幫我找找 | |
我哪兒知道 | |
00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:23.360 | |
你兒子這麼淘氣就別讓他上街 | |
不平哥 | |
00:15:23.560 --> 00:15:24.320 | |
不平哥, 找到了 | |
00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:27.240 | |
你這麼淘氣, 你到處亂跑 | |
你父母擔心你 | |
00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.120 | |
好了, 沒事了…回家… | |
00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:31.800 | |
謝謝你 | |
小強, 送他們回去 | |
00:15:34.280 --> 00:15:35.760 | |
你剛才踢的那一腳好厲害 | |
00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:37.440 | |
是嗎?我真的不覺得 | |
00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:38.680 | |
不覺得? | |
00:15:38.880 --> 00:15:40.680 | |
是呀, 我從小到大都是這樣 | |
00:15:40.920 --> 00:15:42.560 | |
一到危急的關頭我的腳就好像 | |
00:15:42.880 --> 00:15:44.560 | |
有神助一樣按也按不住 | |
00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:46.760 | |
不過那些神不是經常出現 | |
00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:48.000 | |
你千萬不要告訴別人 | |
00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:49.160 | |
不平哥 | |
00:15:49.920 --> 00:15:51.320 | |
來了… | |
00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:54.360 | |
不好意思, 過去說兩句, 很快回來 | |
00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:55.720 | |
不平哥 | |
00:15:59.920 --> 00:16:00.400 | |
怎麼? | |
00:16:00.560 --> 00:16:01.480 | |
謝謝, 五兩銀子 | |
00:16:01.560 --> 00:16:04.240 | |
你說甚麼?五兩銀子 | |
就這麼一個破水缸 | |
00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:06.240 | |
從朝廷軍火庫裡偷這麼點火藥出來 | |
00:16:06.360 --> 00:16:09.200 | |
三個這樣戲班的戲子 | |
就要五兩銀子, 太貴了吧? | |
00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:11.840 | |
你的水缸既要大又要薄 | |
00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:14.680 | |
還讓你一腳踢爛它, 很難找的 | |
00:16:15.040 --> 00:16:15.880 | |
來, 快點 | |
00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.440 | |
這麼貴 | |
下次我就找小劉了, 我告訴你 | |
00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:23.440 | |
拿去…走… | |
00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:27.360 | |
能走了 | |
00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:32.680 | |
到現在還不回來呢? | |
第十個 | |
00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:33.840 | |
大哥 | |
00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:36.280 | |
你怎麼這麼晚?來…坐… | |
00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:37.840 | |
你先坐下, 我有話要跟你說 | |
00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.120 | |
我也有話要跟你說 | |
00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:40.080 | |
我有話要跟你說 | |
00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:41.360 | |
你先聽大哥說 | |
00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:43.000 | |
不是, 我有話要跟你說 | |
你聽我說 | |
00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:45.800 | |
別吵, 看著我, 兩個人一起說 | |
00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:47.360 | |
我找到譚腿傳人了 | |
00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:50.280 | |
你們找到譚家腿的傳人了? | |
00:16:50.560 --> 00:16:51.600 | |
不錯, 我敢肯定 | |
00:16:51.760 --> 00:16:53.960 | |
是百年難得一見的曠世奇材 | |
00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:56.160 | |
不止, 我敢說他雙腿一出 | |
00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:58.520 | |
必驚天地, 泣鬼神 | |
00:16:59.920 --> 00:17:02.680 | |
這樣吧…兩個一起上, 一起來 | |
00:17:02.880 --> 00:17:05.280 | |
兩個一起來 | |
把他們全都叫來當面試一試 | |
00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:06.920 | |
有能者居之 | |
00:17:07.120 --> 00:17:09.120 | |
誰能夠做譚家腿的傳人 | |
00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:10.720 | |
到時候不就知道了 | |
00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:12.600 | |
好, 一言為定 | |
00:17:14.280 --> 00:17:14.880 | |
你看看 | |
00:17:15.040 --> 00:17:20.160 | |
真奇怪, 火燒腳掌 | |
怎麼連一個小水泡也沒有, 真怪 | |
00:17:20.280 --> 00:17:20.800 | |
是呀 | |
00:17:20.840 --> 00:17:23.000 | |
這就叫做草裏藏珠 | |
00:17:23.360 --> 00:17:25.640 | |
我娘說我命賤, 皮厚不知道疼 | |
00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:27.720 | |
那英姑的皮也夠厚 | |
00:17:28.040 --> 00:17:31.000 | |
你叫她衝到火裏, 不毀容才怪呢 | |
00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:33.680 | |
怎麼好好的又說到我的頭上來了 | |
真是太離譜了 | |
00:17:33.760 --> 00:17:35.920 | |
難道不是? | |
幹甚麼…還在這裏聊天? | |
00:17:36.280 --> 00:17:37.120 | |
你是哪位? | |
00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.320 | |
我是哪位?你是哪位?我是哪位 | |
你不知道我是哪位嗎?那你是哪位 | |
00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:41.480 | |
老闆娘… | |
00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:43.840 | |
豈有此理 | |
圍著他的腳, 他的腳很香嗎? | |
00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:45.640 | |
連我也不認識, 真是大膽 | |
00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:47.480 | |
你把臉給包起來 | |
00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:50.080 | |
那誰也認不出來是你 | |
00:17:50.560 --> 00:17:51.720 | |
你看不見我的頭飾嗎? | |
00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:53.200 | |
看不見我的衣著嗎? | |
00:17:53.400 --> 00:17:54.640 | |
連我的聲音也聽不出來啦? | |
00:17:55.280 --> 00:17:56.240 | |
是不是不把我放在眼裏 | |
00:17:56.640 --> 00:17:57.920 | |
只顧著聊天不幹活 | |
00:17:58.240 --> 00:17:59.400 | |
幹活… | |
00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:04.400 | |
慢著, 你…還有你 | |
00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:06.360 | |
一定知道蜈蚣了 | |
00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:09.480 | |
蜈蚣的糞、蜘蛛的尿, 給我拿回來 | |
00:18:10.280 --> 00:18:14.080 | |
老闆娘, 這東西很難找 | |
也很難拿回來的 | |
00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:16.840 | |
老闆娘, 這不是我們份內的事 | |
00:18:16.960 --> 00:18:18.120 | |
除非你加工錢 | |
00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:20.360 | |
是呀 | |
你吃撐了?敢跟我算帳? | |
00:18:20.560 --> 00:18:21.760 | |
你是不是不想幹了? | |
00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:26.280 | |
扣你的工錢 | |
行…我去找…反正我有空 | |
00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:29.440 | |
既然他去找了, 你們還站著幹甚麼 | |
00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:31.080 | |
我們去幹活… | |
00:18:31.120 --> 00:18:33.040 | |
快… | |
00:18:37.560 --> 00:18:39.200 | |
這麼多腳印, 寫著甚麼? | |
00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:41.520 | |
譚家腿法 | |
00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:42.760 | |
譚家腿法? | |
00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:49.520 | |
是呀, 這裏本來是一家武館 | |
名叫忠武堂 | |
00:18:50.200 --> 00:18:52.120 | |
這間就是練功房 | |
00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:55.880 | |
當年譚老師父就在這裏練譚腿 | |
00:18:57.040 --> 00:18:58.640 | |
不知道流了多少汗水 | |
00:18:58.920 --> 00:19:02.400 | |
不止汗水, 腿毛也留下不少 | |
00:19:03.080 --> 00:19:07.120 | |
試問這裏 | |
有誰不知道譚家腿法的厲害, 真是 | |
00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:11.320 | |
說得對 | |
怎麼說譚家腿在京城是第一門派 | |
00:19:11.840 --> 00:19:13.480 | |
不然怎麼能代表我們漢人呢? | |
00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:17.480 | |
譚老師父真是我們漢人的大救星 | |
00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.760 | |
那譚家為甚麼會弄成這樣? | |
00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:23.000 | |
就因為生了個不肖子 | |
00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:30.200 | |
他把他爹氣死了, 連這間武館 | |
也敗在那個女人的手上了 | |
00:19:30.400 --> 00:19:31.720 | |
你說他多丟人 | |
00:19:32.280 --> 00:19:33.560 | |
我說他不止丟人 | |
00:19:33.840 --> 00:19:36.040 | |
簡直把我們漢人的臉都丟盡了 | |
00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:38.120 | |
他上次比武輸了 | |
00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:41.920 | |
說不定是跟滿人串通呢 | |
00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:44.640 | |
反正是譚家家門不幸 | |
00:19:46.080 --> 00:19:48.080 | |
簡直是豈有此理, 那個人是誰? | |
00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:49.400 | |
我找到了找到了 | |
00:19:49.640 --> 00:19:51.680 | |
我終於找到兩粒蜈蚣屎了, 震東 | |
00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:53.960 | |
那個人不就是他嘛 | |
00:19:54.760 --> 00:20:00.080 | |
他就是大名鼎鼎無人不知的 | |
譚家腿的傳人譚天 | |
00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:02.600 | |
你們自便, 我們幹活了 | |
00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:04.240 | |
幹活了 | |
我把這些拿去曬了 | |
00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:08.360 | |
你全都知道了? | |
00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:09.880 | |
是吧 | |
00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:11.800 | |
知道了那就好說話了 | |
00:20:12.600 --> 00:20:13.240 | |
你想怎麼樣? | |
00:20:13.760 --> 00:20:16.680 | |
這樣, 我知道你喜歡練武 | |
00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:21.480 | |
從明天起 | |
我譚天就免費教你譚家腿 | |
00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:23.240 | |
既然要學功夫 | |
00:20:23.520 --> 00:20:25.720 | |
那你就不如學名門大派了 | |
00:20:26.040 --> 00:20:26.960 | |
十二路譚腿 | |
00:20:27.760 --> 00:20:28.720 | |
你想教我譚家腿? | |
00:20:30.800 --> 00:20:35.080 | |
是呀, 我知道你這個人 | |
是無功不受祿的 | |
00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:39.760 | |
這樣吧, 那我就象徵性的 | |
每個月收你一點點學費 | |
00:20:40.600 --> 00:20:41.520 | |
這樣行了吧 | |
00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:44.400 | |
謝謝你, 我心領了 | |
00:20:45.040 --> 00:20:48.440 | |
我現在拜入五形門了 | |
所以就不想其他的了 | |
00:20:48.840 --> 00:20:50.000 | |
沒別的事了, 我去幹活了 | |
00:21:01.360 --> 00:21:03.480 | |
在這兒掛了這麼多砂鍋曬月光 | |
有甚麼用? | |
00:21:04.040 --> 00:21:06.560 | |
這些砂鍋是大哥想試試你的實力 | |
00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:10.480 | |
我們譚家腿 | |
最講究下盤剛勁有力, 靈巧多變 | |
00:21:11.120 --> 00:21:13.960 | |
能不能當譚師父的徒弟就看你了 | |
00:21:14.840 --> 00:21:15.880 | |
只是隨便試試 | |
00:21:16.440 --> 00:21:21.120 | |
對了, 差大哥, 那你就試試 | |
能不能踢爛前面那幾個砂鍋 | |
00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:23.880 | |
這太容易了 | |
00:21:24.800 --> 00:21:26.560 | |
不過還是你先試試, 讓我看看才行 | |
00:21:26.800 --> 00:21:27.400 | |
阿雪 | |
00:21:41.600 --> 00:21:43.400 | |
小姐真棒, 乾脆俐落 | |
00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:44.720 | |
不平, 到你了 | |
00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:47.320 | |
能不能再做一次讓我看看? | |
00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:48.880 | |
開玩笑 | |
00:22:02.320 --> 00:22:03.960 | |
能不能幫個忙先把我放下來再說 | |
00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:06.600 | |
行了 | |
00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:09.480 | |
謝謝, 下次可以把砂鍋再掛高一點 | |
00:22:09.880 --> 00:22:10.640 | |
你還敢說 | |
00:22:11.520 --> 00:22:13.440 | |
一開始還似模似樣的 | |
00:22:15.080 --> 00:22:17.840 | |
你根基不穩, 不會走就想跑 | |
00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:20.920 | |
差大哥, 你還是歇歇吧 | |
00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:23.200 | |
譚腿沒那麼容易學的 | |
00:22:24.440 --> 00:22:25.840 | |
大哥 | |
00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:29.160 | |
你還說他一腳 | |
就把一個大水缸踢爛了呢 | |
00:22:29.600 --> 00:22:32.240 | |
我看他踢雞蛋的力也不夠 | |
00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:36.840 | |
大爺, 你叫的菜肉包剛剛蒸得 | |
00:22:40.320 --> 00:22:43.600 | |
你別這樣了 | |
有誰會想到馬前失蹄呢? | |
00:22:44.240 --> 00:22:45.960 | |
你大哥不肯收我為徒也對 | |
00:22:46.600 --> 00:22:48.360 | |
譚家腿法博大精深 | |
00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:51.760 | |
讓我這個庸才去學 | |
簡直是蹧蹋了武林的絕學 | |
00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:54.520 | |
是不是庸才不是由你來決定 | |
00:22:54.600 --> 00:22:55.600 | |
我看人看得最準了 | |
00:22:55.720 --> 00:22:57.640 | |
你是有潛質, 不過還沒有發揮嘛 | |
00:22:58.000 --> 00:22:58.560 | |
真的? | |
00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:00.720 | |
如果你大哥覺得我還不夠資格學 | |
00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:03.440 | |
那你就不如偶爾給我講講 | |
譚腿精妙之處 | |
00:23:03.520 --> 00:23:05.000 | |
那麼日子久了, 我耳濡目染 | |
00:23:05.040 --> 00:23:07.560 | |
說不定你大哥有一天會回心轉意 | |
收我為徒呢 | |
00:23:07.840 --> 00:23:10.120 | |
既然你苦心學習 | |
那我就慢慢告訴你 | |
00:23:10.320 --> 00:23:11.720 | |
譚家腿就分十二路 | |
00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:14.040 | |
以拳打三分, 腳踢七分為主 | |
00:23:14.280 --> 00:23:17.600 | |
分十路, 十三格 | |
二十勁運, 七小氣路 | |
00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.920 | |
果然博大精深, 乾脆說說招式吧 | |
00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:24.440 | |
霞姨早就說你沒有耐性了 | |
00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:28.400 | |
聽著吧 | |
譚家腿第一招就是一柱擎天 | |
00:23:28.920 --> 00:23:31.360 | |
一柱擎天是怎麼樣呢? | |
剛蒸得的饅頭 | |
00:23:31.880 --> 00:23:32.560 | |
看見了 | |
00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:37.280 | |
祕訣就是在於以最短的時間 | |
以最快的速度將目標擊倒 | |
00:23:37.560 --> 00:23:40.600 | |
明白, 也就是走捷徑, 一柱擎天… | |
00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:41.720 | |
你這麼說也對 | |
00:23:42.360 --> 00:23:43.160 | |
一柱擎天 | |
00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:57.280 | |
那個雙龍出海有甚麼巧妙? | |
00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:01.080 | |
那厲害了, 巧妙就在一虛一實 | |
00:24:01.520 --> 00:24:02.960 | |
當兩條腿同時踢出的時候 | |
00:24:03.360 --> 00:24:06.080 | |
雖然力度十足, 但是似實尤虛 | |
00:24:06.360 --> 00:24:08.800 | |
那真是實則虛之, 虛則實之 | |
00:24:09.280 --> 00:24:12.640 | |
當敵人摸不清哪個是虛 | |
哪個是實的時候, 就招架不了了 | |
00:24:14.360 --> 00:24:16.480 | |
明白…清楚… | |
00:24:16.840 --> 00:24:17.920 | |
你是不是真的明白? | |
00:24:18.360 --> 00:24:21.360 | |
明白, 當然明白了, 很簡單的嘛 | |
不也就是調虎離山嗎? | |
00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:22.720 | |
臭美 | |
00:24:25.080 --> 00:24:25.840 | |
甚麼? | |
00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:30.320 | |
鬧甚麼?我出裙底腳了 | |
00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:46.520 | |
你的為人真是很有問題 | |
居然不找我 | |
00:24:47.040 --> 00:24:48.000 | |
你看甚麼看得這麼著迷? | |
00:24:48.600 --> 00:24:49.520 | |
是戲班 | |
00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:53.920 | |
洪家班嘛 | |
每年都到這兒來表演, 你沒看過嗎 | |
00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:55.800 | |
我爹每年都帶我去看 | |
00:24:56.840 --> 00:24:58.000 | |
不知道多開心 | |
00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:01.520 | |
不過今時不同往日了, 不可能看了 | |
00:25:03.520 --> 00:25:05.680 | |
那些戲班子有甚麼好看 | |
我每年都不看 | |
00:25:06.040 --> 00:25:09.000 | |
不過今年你走運 | |
我陪你去看, 好吧? | |
00:25:09.880 --> 00:25:12.000 | |
你那招調虎離山練好了沒有? | |
00:25:12.360 --> 00:25:14.280 | |
我這招調虎離山早就練好了 | |
00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:17.480 | |
又是這樣 | |
00:25:18.280 --> 00:25:19.080 | |
靈蛇出洞 | |
00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:21.520 | |
雙龍吐珠 | |
00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:25.080 | |
白鶴展翅 | |
00:25:28.600 --> 00:25:30.400 | |
你們是怎麼了?一點勁都沒有 | |
00:25:31.120 --> 00:25:33.320 | |
鶴拳講究的是腰力和馬步穩 | |
00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:37.360 | |
最重要的是雙手剛勁有力, 知道嗎 | |
00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:38.320 | |
知道 | |
00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:39.080 | |
大聲點 | |
00:25:39.280 --> 00:25:40.160 | |
知道 | |
00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:40.840 | |
繼續練 | |
00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:44.360 | |
他戴的滿手都是環 | |
還不斷的打, 真厲害 | |
00:25:44.840 --> 00:25:46.560 | |
他問我怎麼練成師父的鶴形拳 | |
00:25:47.120 --> 00:25:48.360 | |
我說胳臂有力就行了 | |
00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:50.800 | |
你看, 地上的環都在他胳臂上 | |
00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:00.200 | |
停, 你在幹甚麼? | |
00:26:01.680 --> 00:26:02.800 | |
我在練臂力, 師父 | |
00:26:03.280 --> 00:26:05.960 | |
師父, 你可不可以教我鶴形拳? | |
00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:09.440 | |
練臂力, 你這麼練法胳臂也斷了 | |
00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:10.720 | |
跟我出來 | |
00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:14.760 | |
停 | |
00:26:15.360 --> 00:26:16.640 | |
師父… | |
爹 | |
00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:18.840 | |
震南, 你怎麼教羅喜的? | |
00:26:19.520 --> 00:26:20.640 | |
我… | |
00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:22.120 | |
練功不是靠蠻力 | |
00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:26.600 | |
你看看你, 練得胳臂又死又硬 | |
00:26:27.120 --> 00:26:27.800 | |
師父 | |
00:26:28.120 --> 00:26:30.840 | |
武術是要講究頭腦靈活手腳也要活 | |
00:26:31.520 --> 00:26:34.440 | |
你這麼練法 | |
將來刮風下雨, 你又來找我了 | |
00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:35.600 | |
師父 | |
00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:36.520 | |
你也是的 | |
00:26:38.600 --> 00:26:40.000 | |
阿標、阿華 | |
是 | |
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:42.280 | |
快點扶羅喜去搽藥油 | |
00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:47.600 | |
來…搽藥油 | |
00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:48.600 | |
輕一點 | |
師兄 | |
00:27:02.320 --> 00:27:03.000 | |
糟了 | |
00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:04.280 | |
你怎麼會這樣的? | |
00:27:05.520 --> 00:27:08.080 | |
我覺得頭有點痛 | |
搽藥膏搽多了一點 | |
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:10.920 | |
我不是說這個 | |
我是說你手上的珠釵 | |
00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:13.680 | |
我真的很不舒服 | |
00:27:14.280 --> 00:27:17.840 | |
那我就想拿珍珠磨成珍珠末喝下去 | |
會舒服一點 | |
00:27:18.760 --> 00:27:19.520 | |
不能給你 | |
00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:22.400 | |
你這…你這個人怎麼這麼自私 | |
00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:24.880 | |
你不用它把它放在那裏惹塵 | |
我幫你用了多好 | |
00:27:25.040 --> 00:27:28.280 | |
不用不代表我不要 | |
而且你又沒有問過我 | |
00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:32.880 | |
打雷了, 你這麼跟姊姊說話 | |
你小心天打雷劈 | |
00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:35.520 | |
你不要吵了, 是不是要珍珠末? | |
00:27:36.040 --> 00:27:36.840 | |
我去幫你買 | |
00:27:37.080 --> 00:27:37.720 | |
好吧 | |
00:27:39.560 --> 00:27:41.080 | |
這麼晚了哪有珍珠末賣? | |
00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:43.200 | |
姊姊火燒眉毛了也不救救你姊姊 | |
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:47.200 | |
還說搽那個甚麼 | |
蜘蛛尿、蜈蚣糞特別的靈 | |
00:27:47.320 --> 00:27:49.360 | |
現在我的臉又癢又痛的 | |
00:27:51.160 --> 00:27:51.960 | |
真是謝謝你 | |
00:27:54.800 --> 00:27:59.480 | |
震南, 其實你這幾次沒來 | |
我真的很擔心 | |
00:28:01.600 --> 00:28:03.320 | |
不早了, 快進去休息吧 | |
00:28:04.040 --> 00:28:04.760 | |
我送你出去 | |
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:05.520 | |
不用了 | |
00:28:06.040 --> 00:28:07.200 | |
那你慢慢走 | |
00:28:07.520 --> 00:28:08.160 | |
我知道了 | |
00:28:08.360 --> 00:28:10.360 | |
小心點, 知不知道? | |
好… | |
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:12.920 | |
小心點 | |
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:35.800 | |
怎麼是你? | |
00:28:36.560 --> 00:28:37.760 | |
其實我每次都來了 | |
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:42.560 | |
你放心吧, 柳師父沒事的 | |
00:28:43.320 --> 00:28:43.960 | |
謝謝 | |
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:50.680 | |
不如我送你回去吧 | |
00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:00.120 | |
要你練腿你就去練手 | |
00:29:00.600 --> 00:29:02.200 | |
好, 我就先練你的手 | |
00:29:03.040 --> 00:29:06.040 | |
羅喜, 你去送貨, 過來 | |
00:29:06.760 --> 00:29:09.160 | |
我告訴你, 這匹布是陳員外訂的布 | |
00:29:09.280 --> 00:29:12.200 | |
如果送去那兒弄髒的話 | |
你自己負責 | |
00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:14.560 | |
這麼多布, 我一個人送? | |
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:17.080 | |
難道我送?快去快回 | |
00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:18.240 | |
不是 | |
00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:21.800 | |
老闆娘回來了…快點幹活吧 | |
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.200 | |
老闆娘, 你的臉好難看 | |
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:30.160 | |
甚麼…你沒見過 | |
難道火燒眉毛你沒見過是不是? | |
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:31.840 | |
是呀, 看上去不輕 | |
00:29:32.080 --> 00:29:33.840 | |
你的臉爛了, 都流了血絲了 | |
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:37.280 | |
震東 | |
00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:39.800 | |
慘了, 這下鬧出人命了 | |
00:29:40.760 --> 00:29:43.360 | |
震東… | |
00:29:44.560 --> 00:29:49.200 | |
震東…你怎麼樣? | |
怎麼樣?你沒甚麼吧? | |
00:29:50.280 --> 00:29:53.640 | |
不可能吧?這是我嗎? | |
00:29:55.560 --> 00:29:57.960 | |
爛成這個樣子, 不可能吧 | |
00:29:58.360 --> 00:30:00.880 | |
震東, 你別這樣 | |
我有辦法, 我會… | |
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.200 | |
這全都要怪你, 你把我害成這樣 | |
00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:04.760 | |
又跟我有關係? | |
00:30:05.120 --> 00:30:07.960 | |
我叫你找蜘蛛尿、蜈蚣糞 | |
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:09.240 | |
你找甚麼給我? | |
00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:12.080 | |
蟑螂糞、老鼠尿是不是?是不是? | |
00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:13.280 | |
我是好心幫你找 | |
00:30:13.560 --> 00:30:15.480 | |
我哪知道你會搽在臉上呢? | |
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:18.240 | |
我是想治我的臉, 所以就搽上去了 | |
00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:20.440 | |
真的最壞就是你, 如果不是你 | |
00:30:21.120 --> 00:30:23.880 | |
我正在吃紅燒牛肉的時候你衝進來 | |
弄得失火了 | |
00:30:24.040 --> 00:30:25.840 | |
我也不會弄成這樣把臉燒壞了 | |
00:30:29.760 --> 00:30:33.640 | |
我現在沒人要了 | |
我怎麼嫁得出去?怎麼嫁? | |
00:30:33.760 --> 00:30:35.600 | |
沒有, 沒有人要我要 | |
00:30:37.800 --> 00:30:38.480 | |
你說甚麼? | |
00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:40.800 | |
我是說我娶 | |
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:42.720 | |
我明白了 | |
00:30:43.320 --> 00:30:45.480 | |
你得不到的東西就要把它毀了 | |
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:47.560 | |
我不嫁給你, 你就毀我的容 | |
你冷靜點 | |
00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:50.480 | |
好, 我就嫁給你, 我跟你同歸於盡 | |
00:30:50.560 --> 00:30:52.880 | |
你可以用山草藥, 你能賴就賴 | |
00:30:54.320 --> 00:30:56.240 | |
我想起來了, 我爹說有一種山草藥 | |
00:30:56.520 --> 00:30:57.840 | |
可以醫治好你的爛臉 | |
00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:00.760 | |
你早說嘛, 怎麼樣… | |
00:31:01.040 --> 00:31:02.560 | |
我要有事你也好受不了 | |
00:31:02.840 --> 00:31:07.000 | |
你別浪費時間說好不好受了 | |
你快點去找山草藥吧, 快… | |
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:08.360 | |
快去快回, 快 | |
00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:20.880 | |
你沒事吧? | |
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:23.800 | |
這個東西行不行? | |
00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:25.680 | |
行, 我曾經用過的 | |
00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:29.960 | |
不是, 這裏這麼大的樹林 | |
這麼多的樹葉, 你會不會摘錯了? | |
00:31:30.040 --> 00:31:31.760 | |
摘錯了煎錯了 | |
再搽上去臉不是更爛 | |
00:31:32.040 --> 00:31:35.080 | |
你放心吧 | |
在我很小的時候, 臉上長水痘 | |
00:31:35.360 --> 00:31:37.800 | |
我爹也是這樣找山草藥給我搽臉的 | |
00:31:38.320 --> 00:31:39.680 | |
是不是這個? | |
是呀 | |
00:31:39.840 --> 00:31:40.360 | |
你真的記得? | |
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:41.640 | |
記得, 放心吧 | |
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:43.360 | |
那你就別說了 | |
快點把它煎好給我搽臉吧 | |
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:45.840 | |
到那邊休息兩個時辰, 走 | |
00:31:46.280 --> 00:31:47.800 | |
是不是兩個時辰真的能好? | |
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:51.200 | |
你放心吧, 這是我們的家傳祕方嘛 | |
00:31:51.360 --> 00:31:52.160 | |
絕對沒問題 | |
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.480 | |
如果這個家傳祕方不行 | |
還有沒有別的家傳祕方可以治好 | |
00:31:55.840 --> 00:31:56.920 | |
你不用這麼憂慮 | |
00:31:57.080 --> 00:31:59.200 | |
你越憂慮臉就越爛得厲害 | |
00:31:59.240 --> 00:31:59.760 | |
是不是? | |
00:31:59.960 --> 00:32:03.240 | |
當然了, 寬容點, 對, 寬容點 | |
00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:05.160 | |
再大點, 再寬容點 | |
00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:07.840 | |
對…對了, 就這樣, 保持這樣 | |
00:32:08.080 --> 00:32:09.760 | |
來…我們過去休息 | |
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.120 | |
就這樣寬容, 對了… | |
是不是這樣? | |
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.800 | |
行…怎麼樣?曬不曬?對了 | |
00:32:40.840 --> 00:32:43.200 | |
你不潑辣的樣子也挺可愛的 | |
00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:49.320 | |
看來也有兩個時辰了 | |
00:32:49.520 --> 00:32:51.400 | |
好, 看看你好得怎麼樣? | |
00:32:55.080 --> 00:33:00.000 | |
你想幹甚麼? | |
你想非禮, 你非禮我… | |
00:33:00.600 --> 00:33:01.760 | |
你不要想到甚麼就說甚麼 | |
00:33:02.080 --> 00:33:03.240 | |
我是看你的臉好了沒有 | |
00:33:03.560 --> 00:33:04.200 | |
那好了沒有? | |
00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:05.960 | |
你這樣還不信我? | |
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:08.520 | |
你不信我, 也要相信水吧 | |
你自己照照看 | |
00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:17.000 | |
是真的, 真的沒那麼爛了 | |
我真的止了血了 | |
00:33:17.600 --> 00:33:19.880 | |
你還說呢, 無緣無故的打人 | |
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.440 | |
我把良心給你, 你就當驢肝肺 | |
00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:23.720 | |
那你就學驢叫 | |
00:33:24.360 --> 00:33:26.920 | |
哄哄我開心, 我不開心臉會爛的 | |
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:28.800 | |
真的要學? | |
是呀 | |
00:33:34.560 --> 00:33:37.960 | |
不算了, 你叫他進來拿了工錢之後 | |
馬上就給我走 | |
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:39.680 | |
你不要辭掉羅喜了 | |
00:33:40.040 --> 00:33:42.280 | |
他也不是故意讓你出醜的 | |
00:33:42.800 --> 00:33:44.600 | |
你看你的臉已經好得差不多了 | |
00:33:44.840 --> 00:33:46.800 | |
這還叫好得差不多?你也想騙我 | |
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:48.400 | |
我現在不是公報私仇 | |
00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:51.320 | |
他的手受傷了, 不能搬東西的話 | |
00:33:51.360 --> 00:33:53.120 | |
在這裏還不是白吃我的嗎? | |
00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:56.200 | |
他只是練功過度嘛 | |
過兩天就全好了 | |
00:33:56.520 --> 00:33:58.160 | |
這種鄉下人好老實的 | |
00:33:58.520 --> 00:34:00.640 | |
絕不會佔別人的便宜, 好使好用 | |
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:02.760 | |
身強力壯, 像頭牛一樣 | |
00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:05.280 | |
吃苦耐勞, 一個頂十個 | |
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:07.200 | |
他一個人還吃十個人的飯呢 | |
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.680 | |
你為甚麼一定要幫著他呢? | |
難道他是你的親戚? | |
00:34:10.240 --> 00:34:13.560 | |
他一個人孤苦伶仃的從湖南到京城 | |
00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:16.120 | |
沒有工作做就沒有飯吃了 | |
00:34:16.680 --> 00:34:21.320 | |
這種人隨時會餓死街頭 | |
客死異鄉的, 好淒慘的 | |
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:24.840 | |
我白白的給他工錢, 我更淒慘 | |
00:34:26.240 --> 00:34:30.240 | |
那你放心吧, 我保証他 | |
工作一定會做得好好的 | |
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:33.200 | |
那行了吧?有甚麼事我來負責 | |
00:34:34.160 --> 00:34:36.200 | |
是你說的, 不過… | |
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:37.160 | |
怎麼樣? | |
00:34:38.240 --> 00:34:40.080 | |
如果他在這裏又吃又住的話 | |
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:42.440 | |
又沒有甚麼貢獻又不能幹活的話 | |
00:34:43.120 --> 00:34:44.520 | |
那就當然要扣工錢了 | |
00:34:45.600 --> 00:34:48.200 | |
三文錢、兩文錢、一文錢 | |
00:34:49.120 --> 00:34:51.880 | |
好了, 一個月扣他一兩八 | |
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:55.560 | |
那你不就是跟人家乞丐搶飯吃了 | |
00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:57.720 | |
我用得著跟乞丐搶飯吃嗎? | |
00:34:57.960 --> 00:34:59.480 | |
你不高興就讓他走 | |
00:34:59.720 --> 00:35:01.560 | |
叫他進來…收拾東西, 走… | |
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:03.120 | |
你怎麼說怎麼好吧 | |
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:05.640 | |
大不了從我那兒扣一點吧 | |
00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:06.440 | |
扣你的是嗎? | |
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:09.760 | |
這次真要謝謝你幫我向老闆娘求情 | |
00:35:10.680 --> 00:35:13.440 | |
別客氣了, 相識一場, 能幫就幫 | |
00:35:17.640 --> 00:35:20.560 | |
你看看你 | |
練武功根本就不能硬來的 | |
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:24.560 | |
欲速則不達, 你這麼練下去 | |
只會練壞你的一雙手 | |
00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:28.560 | |
完了, 胳臂練得受了傷 | |
00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:30.240 | |
這幾匹布又等著晾乾 | |
00:35:31.160 --> 00:35:32.000 | |
都不知道怎麼辦? | |
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:36.400 | |
你放心, 還有我在嘛, 過來… | |
00:35:37.560 --> 00:35:38.800 | |
過來 | |
幹甚麼? | |
00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:40.040 | |
你坐下… | |
00:35:40.120 --> 00:35:40.920 | |
我坐下? | |
是 | |
00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:41.480 | |
幹甚麼? | |
00:35:41.600 --> 00:35:42.680 | |
先把你的腳洗乾淨 | |
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:44.800 | |
為甚麼要把腳洗乾淨? | |
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:48.080 | |
你的手不是不行嗎?還有一雙腳 | |
00:35:48.640 --> 00:35:51.920 | |
我來教你, 以腳替手, 洗 | |
00:35:52.160 --> 00:35:55.280 | |
別鬧了, 用腳來幹活?怎麼可能? | |
00:35:56.640 --> 00:35:59.560 | |
你說這麼多廢話幹甚麼 | |
先把腳伸進去洗腳 | |
00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:03.640 | |
洗 | |
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:07.240 | |
我的腳不行 | |
00:36:07.520 --> 00:36:10.440 | |
不過我可以以手代腳示範給你看 | |
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:12.880 | |
首先用兩個腳趾夾著一塊布 | |
00:36:13.080 --> 00:36:14.440 | |
一繞, 拿起 | |
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:23.560 | |
不就乾了 | |
00:36:24.600 --> 00:36:25.720 | |
別噢了, 該你了 | |
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:41.640 | |
怎麼樣?你沒事吧? | |
00:36:42.560 --> 00:36:43.280 | |
沒事 | |
00:36:44.720 --> 00:36:45.640 | |
為甚麼我不行? | |
00:36:46.120 --> 00:36:48.440 | |
我這技術也不是一兩天就行的 | |
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:51.160 | |
剛才那些動作有甚麼名堂 | |
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:56.080 | |
洗衣店說甚麼沾衣十八跌 | |
00:36:56.640 --> 00:36:57.920 | |
你剛才那只是第一跌 | |
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:00.840 | |
要有信心繼續練, 不要像我這樣 | |
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:03.240 | |
我現在出去幹活了, 你慢慢練吧 | |
00:37:07.240 --> 00:37:08.120 | |
我不信我不行 | |
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:10.960 | |
好香的白糖糕, 剛剛蒸的白糖糕 | |
00:37:11.640 --> 00:37:12.440 | |
我全都買下來 | |
00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:13.480 | |
原來是你 | |
00:37:13.640 --> 00:37:14.360 | |
買不起嗎? | |
00:37:15.040 --> 00:37:16.400 | |
買這麼多請大家吃嗎? | |
00:37:16.600 --> 00:37:17.240 | |
你別管 | |
00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:19.560 | |
你練武功沒有?整天想著玩 | |
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:22.560 | |
你教我那幾招譚腿 | |
我已經練得滾瓜爛熟了 | |
00:37:22.720 --> 00:37:23.400 | |
是不是真的? | |
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:25.520 | |
你不信?收攤, 跟我去看 | |
00:37:27.400 --> 00:37:29.080 | |
還說練功, 到這裏來幹甚麼呢? | |
00:37:30.200 --> 00:37:31.040 | |
你怕我把你賣了? | |
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:33.080 | |
你這麼難看賣也沒人要 | |
00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:34.240 | |
你… | |
00:37:39.640 --> 00:37:40.680 | |
是戲棚 | |
00:37:41.680 --> 00:37:44.240 | |
你大小姐喜歡看戲 | |
所以特地帶你來玩 | |
00:37:44.600 --> 00:37:45.840 | |
是杜麗娘的戲服 | |
00:37:46.240 --> 00:37:47.840 | |
一定是上演"牡丹亭" | |
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:49.920 | |
我最喜歡遊園驚夢那一節 | |
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:52.280 | |
這麼巧, 我也是, 我不大相信 | |
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:54.880 | |
麻煩你唱第五段 | |
第四節第三段來聽一聽 | |
00:37:55.160 --> 00:37:55.720 | |
聽著 | |
00:37:56.520 --> 00:38:01.280 | |
休得滿口粗俗言 | |
00:38:01.520 --> 00:38:07.400 | |
我是名門淑女 千金之軀 | |
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:10.640 | |
你真行, 小時候看的現在還記得 | |
00:38:11.080 --> 00:38:13.480 | |
當然了, 這齣戲我看了十幾次了 | |
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:15.040 | |
倒過來唱我也會 | |
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:19.000 | |
那麼小看戲可以看十幾次 | |
00:38:19.560 --> 00:38:21.000 | |
那你小的時候家裏豈不是很富貴? | |
00:38:22.080 --> 00:38:23.840 | |
我們以前常常來看戲的 | |
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:28.280 | |
王寶釧、烏龍院, 還有連環套 | |
00:38:29.080 --> 00:38:31.120 | |
每次看都要坐包廂 | |
00:38:32.080 --> 00:38:35.640 | |
一邊看一邊嗑著瓜子吃花生 | |
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:38.680 | |
我以前不會嗑瓜子 | |
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:41.040 | |
我爹一個一個的幫我剝 | |
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:47.000 | |
他最喜歡就是喝雨前龍井 | |
吃桂花糕 | |
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:51.520 | |
那你小時候你爹豈不是很疼你? | |
00:38:51.680 --> 00:38:53.840 | |
當然了, 我最小當然疼我了 | |
00:38:54.720 --> 00:38:55.760 | |
如果我爹還活著 | |
00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:59.000 | |
知道我整天都要拋頭露面賣白糖糕 | |
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:02.160 | |
還要受人氣, 一定很傷心 | |
00:39:03.720 --> 00:39:04.520 | |
真的嗎? | |
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:07.280 | |
豈有此理 | |
00:39:08.720 --> 00:39:11.280 | |
你還想演花旦 | |
現在演丑角還差不多 | |
00:39:11.640 --> 00:39:12.280 | |
當真 | |
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:13.080 | |
果然 | |
00:39:13.240 --> 00:39:13.920 | |
看槍 | |
00:39:14.200 --> 00:39:17.200 | |
我躲, 剛才那招就是一柱擎天 | |
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:18.600 | |
那我就再試你幾招吧 | |
00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:19.360 | |
我躲 | |
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.400 | |
擋, 雙龍出海, 還有沒有? | |
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:24.920 | |
還有三鳳朝陽 | |
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:30.280 | |
縮頭烏龜、膽小鼠輩、不三不四 | |
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:31.440 | |
偷偷摸摸的快出來 | |
00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:33.440 | |
快點出來見老娘 | |
00:39:36.240 --> 00:39:38.240 | |
縮頭烏龜, 你已經被捕了 | |
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.320 | |
我輸了, 女俠饒命 | |
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:45.440 | |
怎麼樣?好不好玩? | |
00:39:46.160 --> 00:39:47.480 | |
謝謝你帶我到這裡來 | |
00:39:49.120 --> 00:39:49.760 | |
怎麼這麼吵? | |
00:39:52.560 --> 00:39:53.280 | |
誰這麼吵? | |
00:39:55.120 --> 00:40:00.240 | |
這麼亂, 甚麼人…出來, 是甚麼人 | |
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:02.520 | |
怎麼辦? | |
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:04.600 | |
不用怕, 我是捕快 | |
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:09.720 | |
有沒有看見賊?不用怕, 我去追他 | |
00:40:16.560 --> 00:40:17.400 | |
霞姨 | |
00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:20.240 | |
小姐, 你回來了 | |
00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:23.840 | |
你去哪兒了?這麼晚才回來 | |
00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:25.800 | |
沒去哪裏 | |
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:28.200 | |
你怎麼這麼晚還不睡? | |
00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:32.400 | |
等你回來嘛, 我還在蒸糕呢 | |
等我回來 | |
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:36.400 | |
蒸糕?燒焦的味 | |
00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:43.680 | |
我正在蒸糕, 我的糕… | |
00:40:43.760 --> 00:40:44.920 | |
這一籠糕怎麼辦? | |
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.680 | |
糟了…水都乾了, 小姐, 不好意思 | |
00:40:48.040 --> 00:40:51.040 | |
把你的一籠糕都蒸壞了, 對不起… | |
00:40:51.240 --> 00:40:52.160 | |
沒關係 | |
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:54.560 | |
沒關係?不好意思 | |
00:40:55.080 --> 00:40:55.920 | |
沒關係 | |
00:40:56.680 --> 00:40:59.400 | |
上次我蒸壞了你一籠糕 | |
你就大發脾氣 | |
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:02.800 | |
我說沒關係了, 放心吧 | |
00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:04.560 | |
你別走 | |
00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:05.520 | |
甚麼事? | |
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:10.600 | |
你看你, 春風滿面的 | |
00:41:10.720 --> 00:41:11.800 | |
春風滿面? | |
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:13.760 | |
是不是有了意中人了? | |
00:41:14.200 --> 00:41:16.480 | |
快點告訴霞姨, 是哪一家的公子 | |
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:18.600 | |
沒那回事, 你別胡說 | |
00:41:19.240 --> 00:41:20.240 | |
甚麼胡說? | |
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:23.280 | |
人家說凡是有了意中人的男女 | |
00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:25.680 | |
他的耳朵一定是紅紅的 | |
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:27.840 | |
快點讓我看看是不是紅紅的 | |
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:30.320 | |
快點讓我看看 | |
有甚麼好看 | |
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:32.720 | |
你別那麼多事, 快點看著蒸糕吧 | |
00:41:36.720 --> 00:41:39.480 | |
不可能的…霞姨她胡說 | |
00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:41.720 | |
哪有這種事情呢? | |
00:41:48.200 --> 00:41:51.360 | |
糟了…紅的就像紅辣椒一樣 | |
00:41:54.560 --> 00:41:58.040 | |
怎麼辦呢?為甚麼會這樣呢? | |
00:42:02.680 --> 00:42:09.800 | |
為甚麼呢?難道我真的喜歡了他? | |
00:42:52.560 --> 00:42:53.280 | |
來了很久了 | |
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:54.800 | |
不是, 剛剛到 | |
00:42:56.520 --> 00:42:58.560 | |
好棒…鰲大人武功蓋世 | |
00:42:59.560 --> 00:43:01.680 | |
怎麼樣?是不是有譚天的消息 | |
00:43:02.120 --> 00:43:06.720 | |
那倒沒有, 不過這樣, 他的妹妹 | |
已經讓我哄得非常信任我了 | |
00:43:08.200 --> 00:43:08.960 | |
這是甚麼意思? | |
00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:13.240 | |
譚雪已經將譚腿的精妙之處 | |
全都告訴我了 | |
00:43:16.240 --> 00:43:17.120 | |
儘管說出來聽聽 | |
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:20.360 | |
是, 大人 | |
譚腿的第一招名為一柱擎天 | |
00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:23.680 | |
意思也就是說, 走捷徑、不兜圈 | |
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:26.480 | |
打個比喻, 就像到花滿樓去喝花酒 | |
00:43:26.760 --> 00:43:29.080 | |
看見合眼緣的姑娘就要主動出擊 | |
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.360 | |
不用問芳名, 不用查家世 | |
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:32.600 | |
一看見喜歡就… | |
00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:36.120 | |
繼續說 | |
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:40.400 | |
是, 譚腿的第二式就叫雙龍出海 | |
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:43.080 | |
一虛一實, 兩條腿同時踢出 | |
00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:47.160 | |
可是敵人永遠也捉摸不到 | |
你哪個是虛?哪個是實? | |
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:48.360 | |
不就中招了嗎? | |