ysharma/rickandmorty · Datasets at Hugging Face

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227	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	You're beyond our reasoning!
228	1	1	Pilot	Rick	Takes one to know one.
229	1	1	Pilot	Beth	Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.
230	1	1	Pilot	Rick	What what are you guys doing with my stuff?
231	1	1	Pilot	Beth	We're moving you to a nursing home.
232	1	1	Pilot	Rick	A nursing home? What are what are you, nuts? I'm a genius. I build robots for fun.
233	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas.
234	1	1	Pilot	Beth	What does that mean?
235	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	It's personal.
236	1	1	Pilot	Morty	Dad, mom, come on. Rick just needed my help is all.
237	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.
238	1	1	Pilot	Rick	What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something?
239	1	1	Pilot	Beth	Oh, don't high-road us, dad. You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes.
240	1	1	Pilot	Rick	I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. Can can can you be a little bit more specific?
241	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	Oh, for crying out—he's got some kind of disability or something. Is that what you want us to say?
242	1	1	Pilot	Morty	I do?
243	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	Well, duh doy, son. Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard.
244	1	1	Pilot	Morty	Aw, geez, dad. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once.
245	1	1	Pilot	Rick	Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi.
246	1	1	Pilot	Morty	Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't.
247	1	1	Pilot	Rick	The square root of Pi, Morty. Go!
248	1	1	Pilot	Morty	1.77245385... Whoa!
249	1	1	Pilot	Beth	What the hell?
250	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	Holy crap. He's right.
251	1	1	Pilot	Rick	Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics.
252	1	1	Pilot	Morty	"The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system." Wow! I'm so smart!
253	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	But—
254	1	1	Pilot	Rick	I told the both of you school is stupid. It's not how you learn things. Morty's a gifted child. He has a special mind. That's why he's my little helper. He's like me. He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. He's too smart for school. He needs to keep hanging out and helping me.
255	1	1	Pilot	Beth	Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop.
256	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	No, I-I understand. Uh, maybe we overreacted. But he has to keep going to school.
257	1	1	Pilot	Rick	Okay, Jerry. You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do? Say no? You-you really wear the pants around here. I just want you to know, between us, from now on, it's gonna be clear communication.
258	1	1	Pilot	Summer	Frank Palicky was frozen to death today!
259	1	1	Pilot	Rick	No idea what you're talking about.
260	1	1	Pilot	Jerry	Okay. Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. Don't stay up all night again. This is good, though. This can work. I think we can be a family and now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you.
261	1	1	Pilot	Beth	You know what? Okay.
262	1	1	Pilot	Morty	Holy cow, Rick. I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter.
263	1	1	Pilot	Rick	Full disclosure, Morty it's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.
264	1	1	Pilot	Morty	Aw, man.
265	1	1	Pilot	Rick	Yeah, and once those seeds wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty.
267	1	1	Pilot	Morty	Ohh, man. Oh, geez! Ohh.
268	1	1	Pilot	Rick	I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come and I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more adventures. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty and you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty, because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty but if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you're gonna be part of them, and together, we're gonna run around, Morty. We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty forever and forever. Morty's things. Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time. All day long, forever. All a hundred days. Rick and Morty forever 100 times. Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. All 100 years. Every minute, rickandmorty.com.
270	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	What? Why are you looking at me? You want to go outside? Outside?
271	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Outside?
272	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Are you kidding me?! Come on!
273	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Oh, my God.
274	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	What's wrong?
275	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Your idiot dog!
276	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Oh, he he didn't mean it, dad. Did you, snuffles? You're a good boy.
277	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Don't praise him now, Morty! He just peed on the carpet! Bad dog! Bad!
278	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Morty, come on. I need your help tonight.
279	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing you could whip up that might help make this dog a little smarter, would you?
280	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. Come on, Morty.
281	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free and use my son for your stupid science, the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use for the family. You make that dog smart or Morty's grounded!
282	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	Ha-ha!
283	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Aw, man!
284	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.
285	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	All right, Ruffles What's his name?
286	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Snuffles.
287	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Snuffles, shake.
288	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Roll over.
289	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Go to the bathroom.
290	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Holy crap!
291	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	No way.
292	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. Have fun. Come on, Morty.
293	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	That was fantastic, Rick!
294	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Yeah, Morty, if you like that, boy, you're you're really going to flip your lid over this one.
295	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	W-w-w-what is it?
296	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams, Morty. It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about.
297	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	You talking about "Inception"?
298	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like that, except, you know, it's gonna may--be make sense.
299	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	"Inception" made sense.
300	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, Mr. Goldenfold, and we're gonna incept the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. That way you can, you know, y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.
301	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, couldn't you have just, you know, helped me with my homework?
302	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid. The whole point is to get less of it.
303	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing. W-we're gonna incept your teacher. You're frustrating me.
304	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	You don't know me!
305	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	' Nice, Mrs. Pancakes real nice.
307	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	You don't know me!
309	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Uh-oh! Spoilers!
310	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	I'm a full season behind.
311	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. It's really weird.
312	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.
313	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	Wheat thins. Wheat thins.
314	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	I'll take two.
315	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	Oh, I think you've had enough, sir.
317	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	All right, Morty, time to make our move.
318	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	Make it bounce.
319	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	No, you didn't.
320	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	Oh, jiggle it now.
321	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mrs. Pancakes	You better stop with that.
322	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Allahu akbar! We're gonna take control of this plane! We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades in math!
323	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!
324	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	The name's not buddy. It's Goldenfold. Nice to wheat you!
325	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Take cover, Morty!
326	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
327	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Ooohhh!
328	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. I didn't take him for an active dreamer. We've got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty but we can't get killed. If you get killed in someone else's dream, you die for real, Morty.
329	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	What?! Are you kidding me?! Ohhhhhh!
330	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Don't be a baby! You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine!
331	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Now bring me my slippers.

227

1

Pilot

Jerry

You're beyond our reasoning!

228

1

Pilot

Rick

Takes one to know one.

229

1

Pilot

Beth

Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.

230

1

Pilot

Rick

What what are you guys doing with my stuff?

231

1

Pilot

Beth

We're moving you to a nursing home.

232

1

Pilot

Rick

A nursing home? What are what are you, nuts? I'm a genius. I build robots for fun.

233

1

Pilot

Jerry

Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas.

234

1

Pilot

Beth

What does that mean?

235

1

Pilot

Jerry

It's personal.

236

1

Pilot

Morty

Dad, mom, come on. Rick just needed my help is all.

237

1

Pilot

Jerry

Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.

238

1

Pilot

Rick

What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something?

239

1

Pilot

Beth

Oh, don't high-road us, dad. You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes.

240

1

Pilot

Rick

I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. Can can can you be a little bit more specific?

241

1

Pilot

Jerry

Oh, for crying out—he's got some kind of disability or something. Is that what you want us to say?

242

1

Pilot

Morty

I do?

243

1

Pilot

Jerry

Well, duh doy, son. Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard.

244

1

Pilot

Morty

Aw, geez, dad. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once.

245

1

Pilot

Rick

Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi.

246

1

Pilot

Morty

Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't.

247

1

Pilot

Rick

The square root of Pi, Morty. Go!

248

1

Pilot

Morty

1.77245385... Whoa!

249

1

Pilot

Beth

What the hell?

250

1

Pilot

Jerry

Holy crap. He's right.

251

1

Pilot

Rick

Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics.

252

1

Pilot

Morty

"The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system." Wow! I'm so smart!

253

1

Pilot

Jerry

But—

254

1

Pilot

Rick

I told the both of you school is stupid. It's not how you learn things. Morty's a gifted child. He has a special mind. That's why he's my little helper. He's like me. He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. He's too smart for school. He needs to keep hanging out and helping me.

255

1

Pilot

Beth

Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop.

256

1

Pilot

Jerry

No, I-I understand. Uh, maybe we overreacted. But he has to keep going to school.

257

1

Pilot

Rick

Okay, Jerry. You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do? Say no? You-you really wear the pants around here. I just want you to know, between us, from now on, it's gonna be clear communication.

258

1

Pilot

Summer

Frank Palicky was frozen to death today!

259

1

Pilot

Rick

No idea what you're talking about.

260

1

Pilot

Jerry

Okay. Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. Don't stay up all night again. This is good, though. This can work. I think we can be a family and now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you.

261

1

Pilot

Beth

You know what? Okay.

262

1

Pilot

Morty

Holy cow, Rick. I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter.

263

1

Pilot

Rick

Full disclosure, Morty it's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.

264

1

Pilot

Morty

Aw, man.

265

1

Pilot

Rick

Yeah, and once those seeds wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty.

267

1

Pilot

Morty

Ohh, man. Oh, geez! Ohh.

268

1

Pilot

Rick

I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come and I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more adventures. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty and you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty, because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty but if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you're gonna be part of them, and together, we're gonna run around, Morty. We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty forever and forever. Morty's things. Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time. All day long, forever. All a hundred days. Rick and Morty forever 100 times. Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. All 100 years. Every minute, rickandmorty.com.

270

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

What? Why are you looking at me? You want to go outside? Outside?

271

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Outside?

272

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Are you kidding me?! Come on!

273

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Oh, my God.

274

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

What's wrong?

275

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Your idiot dog!

276

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Oh, he he didn't mean it, dad. Did you, snuffles? You're a good boy.

277

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Don't praise him now, Morty! He just peed on the carpet! Bad dog! Bad!

278

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Morty, come on. I need your help tonight.

279

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing you could whip up that might help make this dog a little smarter, would you?

280

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. Come on, Morty.

281

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free and use my son for your stupid science, the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use for the family. You make that dog smart or Morty's grounded!

282

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

Ha-ha!

283

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Aw, man!

284

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.

285

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

All right, Ruffles What's his name?

286

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Snuffles.

287

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Snuffles, shake.

288

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Roll over.

289

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Go to the bathroom.

290

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Holy crap!

291

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Summer

No way.

292

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. Have fun. Come on, Morty.

293

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

That was fantastic, Rick!

294

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Yeah, Morty, if you like that, boy, you're you're really going to flip your lid over this one.

295

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

W-w-w-what is it?

296

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams, Morty. It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about.

297

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

You talking about "Inception"?

298

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like that, except, you know, it's gonna may--be make sense.

299

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

"Inception" made sense.

300

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, Mr. Goldenfold, and we're gonna incept the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. That way you can, you know, y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.

301

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, couldn't you have just, you know, helped me with my homework?

302

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid. The whole point is to get less of it.

303

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing. W-we're gonna incept your teacher. You're frustrating me.

304

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

You don't know me!

305

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

' Nice, Mrs. Pancakes real nice.

307

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

You don't know me!

309

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Uh-oh! Spoilers!

310

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

I'm a full season behind.

311

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. It's really weird.

312

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.

313

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

Wheat thins. Wheat thins.

314

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

I'll take two.

315

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

Oh, I think you've had enough, sir.

317

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

All right, Morty, time to make our move.

318

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

Make it bounce.

319

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

No, you didn't.

320

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

Oh, jiggle it now.

321

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mrs. Pancakes

You better stop with that.

322

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Allahu akbar! We're gonna take control of this plane! We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades in math!

323

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!

324

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

The name's not buddy. It's Goldenfold. Nice to wheat you!

325

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Take cover, Morty!

326

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

327

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Ooohhh!

328

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. I didn't take him for an active dreamer. We've got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty but we can't get killed. If you get killed in someone else's dream, you die for real, Morty.

329

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

What?! Are you kidding me?! Ohhhhhh!

330

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Don't be a baby! You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine!

331

1

2

Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Now bring me my slippers.