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:'( itni khushiyan mujhe bahot saalon baad mili hai Piyus bhai. ILU :-*

i am this happy after lot of time Piyush Bro

RT @RaghuveeSayyam : @ramniwasb83 @shuklapinku @invincible_vss @annijoseph77 _Namashkar Sir Ramniwas ji + All _Sir bahut Intezar ke baad " Aa…

Hrit @hriaguvesyyam: @ Rmnivsb83 @shuklpidaku @invitrchible_wss @ Annijosef77 greetings Sir Ramniwas + All _sr After much wait.

friday- to jack in the box then party at her house . saturday- go to the park and live up the yolo life xd . sunday- watch movies c:

friday- to jack in the box then party at her house . saturday- go to the park and live up the yolo life . sunday- watch movies

Jo log apni thwacha ' ke kaaran #holi nahi kahelte unhe koi bata do ki beauty sirf skin deep hi hoti hai .

those who don't play #holi considering skin damage , tell them beauty isn't just a skin color

Jitna dimag Modi haters GST k joke banane mei laga rahe hain isse kam mei to GST hi samajh aa jata. #GSTForNewIndia #GSTForCommonMan #GST

the amount of brain Modi haters use in making jokes about GST, is sufficient to understand GST. #GSTForNewIndia #GSTForCommonMan #GST

@ChickenBiryanii ab yahi chaar hai bhai

@ChickenBiryanii now these are the only four

@S1dRajput @SaakshiSRawat mere aansu to sookh gaye ab

@S1dRajput @SaakshiSRawat my tears have dried now

Bhaisaab @BUnlimted thand se nijaat paate huepic.twitter.com/RrbJMy80Hu

Bhaisaab @BUnlimted getting out of the cold pic.twitter.com/RrbJMy80Hu

tum aage badho, hum tumhare saath hai

you go ahead, we are with you

@twinitisha chhod majak kar raha tha :)

@twinitisha leave it, i was just joking

@BeingReva matlab aap Bhopal se cross hue aur mile bhi nahi >.<

@BeingReva you just crossed bhopal and haven't met me

Maan gaye bhai @badechote

i acknowledged you @badechote

teri meri ek hi kahani bhai.

you and me share the same story bro

@PriyancaBajaj achcha idea diya.. Abhi phone karke bolta hu

@PriyancaBajaj that was a nice idea... will just call him and tell him now

i want tickets to the thursday game heat vs knicks (game 3) hmm . . .

i want tickets to the thursday game heat vs knicks (game 3) . . .

bt ladkyian wahan humesa hi fail krti hain us school main . . .

girls usually get failed in those schools . . .

@someUSER so u sat down with sophia grace and rosie to tea and it was awesome ! :d

@someUSER so you sat down with sophia grace and rosie, to tea and it was awesome !

@Ra_Bies Sab achhe hote hai. :-/ Serious nahi hote

@Ra_Bies Sab be good. don't be serious

ye pm jhoontha hai . . . kisi angle se honrable nahin hai . . .

this pm is liar . . . no way he is honorable . . .

@amoghranadive @VivianDivine @NaezyTheBaA ek number bhai. Tere shooteron ka khaas mere gully mein

@amoghranadive @VivianDivine @NaezyTheBaA very cool bro. most special of your companions in my lane

Bhai ye #GST ke bare m kisi ko kuch idea hai kya??

does any one have idea, what #gst is?

@Roflindian Hum dono hi Maalyamaal hai.

@Roflindian we both are rich.

@YearOfRat haha, inke gaane by God by heart ho jaate hai. Woh bhi Gujarati wale

@YearOfRat by god, their songs just get memorized. and that even gujarati songs

@balliawalebaba Meine to Amazon se le liya.. Address Rana Ayyub ka daal diya

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@ROFLaaLa @BeerOholic chalo plan karte hai

@ROFLaaLa @BeerOholic let's plan it

@prajesh9465 dekho anushka g ke paas phone nahi hai, ek nayi dila do @LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide

@prajesh9465 see anushka didn't have phone, buy her one @LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide

@MhaAgyaani ye sly @Madan_Chikna bhai k liye nahi tha

@MhaAgyaani this sorry wasn't for @Madan_Chikna bro

#police ke wireless #satelite #phone se mil rahi hai #gharbhar ki #gopniya jankaari .. #RightToPrivacy

#police 's wirelesss #satelite #phone is leaking secretive information #gharbhar #gopniya .. #RightToPrivacy

auzaar pe nishaan lagwaega kya?

would you put mark on your weapon?

@twinitisha bhoolega dil jis din tumhe..

@twinitisha the day when my heart will forget you..

@Singhlicious :D Woh bhi kya din the!

@Singhlicious :D what beautiful those days were!

@join2manish Reminds me of ' Rang de tu mohe gerua :-) '

@join2manish Reminds me of ' you color me orange'

Dis is how we noh sum ppl are illiterate here . D ignorant ones . Jinhe samajh kuch nahi aata bas bolna aata hai . ⬇️ https://t.co/34NhOdKDJc

this is how we know some people are illiterate here . the ignorant ones . those who didn't even understand and just blabber things . ⬇️ https://t.co/34NhOdKDJc

Ek match to jeetne do firangiyon ko. Insaniyat naam ki cheez nahi hai tum logon ke paas? #INDvENG

let foreigners win at least a single match. don't you have any values like humanity #INDvENG

RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees ye movie ab nehi lana

RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees don't put this movie ever

@YearOfRat shaadi ka laddoo sir.. Jo khaye wo bhi pachtaaye aur jo na khaye wo bhi

@YearOfRat sweet of marriage sir.. those who eat it will regret and those who haven't will also regret.

Dhoni ne toss jita or batting li .....

dhoni won the toss and opted to bat first .....

Saabun ki shakal mein, beta tu to nikla kewal jhaag.https://twitter.com/ibnlive/status/707513527699767296 …

in the face of soap, son you just turned out ti be foam.https://twitter.com/ibnlive/status/707513527699767296 …

@AndColorPockeT Aajkal to utne bhi nahi lagte..

@AndColorPockeT nowadays we don't even get these..

Pakistani girl :- "Mujhe ghar drop kar doge?" Pakistani Cricketer :- "Drop karna toh meri khaasiyat hai" #AUSvPAK

Pakistani girl :- "would you drop me?" Pakistani Cricketer :- "Droping is my only speciality" #AUSvPAK

Mecca Medina ki story batao inhe koi, aagaye doosron par unglee uthaane.https://twitter.com/imDrMunaf/status/885708431927123968 …

someone please rercite the story of mecca medina for them, they are coming to blame us .https://twitter.com/imDrMunaf/status/885708431927123968 …

Sirf Sushma Swaraj kaam kar rahi hai. #Respect

only Sushma Swaraj is working. #Respect

@drpratikjain Joke nahi samjhay? Human ho kya? @Ra_Bies

@drpratikjain didn't you get the joke? are you human? @Ra_Bies

Rahane me meri Test wali tweet padh li.. LOL senti ho gaya.. Achcha hai

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@ishquirrel_ fatte doodh ko kapde se chaan lo .. Phir jo bachega wo paneer hai

@ishquirrel_ fatte filter milk using cloth .. the residue would be paneer

@jdshastri26 hahaha uske baad to kuchh bachta hi nahi hai.

@jdshastri26 there is nothing left after this.

after 9pm , we have another party to attend buddy .. ;)

after 9pm , we have another party to attend buddy ..

Haan bhai Sarita, itne possessive kyu horahe ho Sarita ko lekar?

Yes bro sarita, why are being so possesive for sarita?

.@JhaSanjay bhai aaj ke din bhi gaali sunega ?

.@JhaSanjay would you like to hear some abusive words even today ?

@kitAnurag Haha, tere liye toh almost everyday ki baat hogi. Mere saath kabhi kabhi hota hai.

@kitAnurag it might been the regular thing for you. I face it rarely.

RT @LFC Acche Din Aanewale Hain

RT @LFC good days are coming

@TheSepticHermit nautannki bandh karo! :-*

@TheSepticHermit shut the drama.

Yahan 100 Vada Paav khaane ke vaande hai. :(

we are facing trouble in eating 100 vada pavs

Bhai jaan . aa bhi jao ..

brother . come on ..

Ayurvedic jadibootiyon se bana sampoorna swadeshi, Vicco Vajradanti

Whole indigenous made of Ayurvedic herbs, Vicko Vajradanti

mujhe aaj v yaad hai wo din jis din mene pora contra parr kar diya tha . . :d

even today i remember those day, when i finished playing contra

Salman..bhai ..aap dekh rahe ho kya kitne fans aapki wait kar rahe hai..just Hello to kehdo Sabko

Salman..bro ..are you looking the number of fans waiting for you..at least say hello to everyone

RT @BeingSalmanKhan : RAEESSSSSSS ah raha hai . Filhaal teaser dekho aur enjoy karo behaad

RT @BeingSalmanKhan : RAEESSSSSSS is coming . for now just watch and enjoy the teaser

@Prachi_licious ugachh kaahi pan?

@Prachi_licious any thing?

"Daaru pee ke gaadi mat chalana new year pe.."pic.twitter.com/HdZnEcnZn5

"don;t drink and drive on new year day.."pic.twitter.com/HdZnEcnZn5

hey mere bhaggu . . yeh to pol khul gayii aaj

hey my bhaggu . . we just revealed our secret

contra mein double player khelte waqt jab kisi ki chaal khatm ho jati thi toh c ka button dabakr saath wale ki chaal utarne ka maza hi kuchh aur hua karta tha . . . .

when playing a double player in the Contra, when someone's move was over, it was fun to press the button of the partner, and it was fun to get someone's move. . . . .

Burnol pe #gst kam kar lo "bhai bahut need hai. .. #RightToPrivacy #Aadhar

decrease #gst on burnol.... people need it #RightToPrivacy #Aadhar

lake nhi hai.. aur ye kejriwal nhi chaiye

its not lake .. we don't want this kejriwal

exactly :( ye to kuch b nhi hai . . koi 31st dec n 1st jan ko exam dene ka dukh kya samjhega :( bt the phase is gone nw :) :d

exactly, this is nothing. . no one will understand pain of writing exams on 31 dec and 1 jan, but i am ahead of that phase now

He: Bol na aunty aau kya? Hot Headed Aunty: Darti hu kya tere se? Jaa apne baap ko bhi saath le aa

He: aunty should i come? Hot Headed Aunty: do i fear you? go and bring your father with you

@Prankoholic tum na baat hi na karo mujhse, wohi achha hai.

@Prankoholic you just don't talk to me, that would be better

@Tweepshikha all well bas katt rahi hai

@Tweepshikha everything is going fine

@tweeting_pal Isiliye aajkal koi kuch bhi bol ke chala jata hai.. Lagta hai purane bolshu ko phir se laana padega..

@tweeting_pal nowadays anyone comes and speak anything.. seems like i have to bring back old bolshu..

Tere saath kisne kiye yeh? Bata. Tag kar tu usko

who did this with you? . you just tag him

#JNU key baad doosrey universities bhi #ArmyTanks install karney ki demand karney lagey hain ... Sochna padega key ham kis dour mei agaye hai !

after #JNU other universities has been demanding to install #ArmyTanks ... this left me to think in what generation we have arrived !

@MeetUunngLee Abe 2 khareedna.. Ek tere bhai ke liye bhi

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Are bhaiya thoda bilaspur shehar pe bhi dhayan do. Dust capital bana rakha hai. na "sadke na "suraksha na drainage system

Brother, sometimes at least look after bilaspur city. it's been made as dust city. neither drainge system nor proper roads

"Us length se 3 baal andar aur 3 bahar nikal dein toh batsman pagal hi ho jayega" ~ Shoaib Akhtar ka alag hi entertainment chalta hai

"from that length if you bring 3 balls and 3 out, batsmen will get mad for sure" ~ Shoaib Akhtar has different for of enternainment

Yeh arms mujhay dede Thakur...pic.twitter.com/3YROcBR2N1

give me those arms thakur...pic.twitter.com/3YROcBR2N1

Finally bank ki line se free ho kar apne Mahesh babu @Fussy_Ca wapas aa gaye hai Itna swagat kare

Finally after freeing from the bank queue mahesh babu @Fussy_Ca has returned welcome him

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter Aaj se cigarette bandh?

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter will give up cigarette from today?

.@roykajal positivity achhi hai, magar usse kisi ka peth nahi bharta

.@roykajal positivity is good, but that dosen't make your belly full

@DefucktiveHumor bachche ko beech me mat lao yaar @Atheist_Krishna @Ra_Bies

@DefucktiveHumor don't bring kid into this @Atheist_Krishna @Ra_Bies

#MannKiBaat me pm bakwaas karte rehte hain aur pura din barbaad kar dete hain " #aap ki press conference beech me hi kaat dete ho kyun ?

PM talks rubbish in #MannKiBaat and waste the entire day" whereas #aap you cut half the duration of your press conference, why ?

@LagharVaghar achar banane ke liye

@LagharVaghar for making pickle

we are born actors

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@_SandSurfer kaisi galatfaimi me jee raha hai

@_SandSurfer in what misunderstanding you are living in

@iamGunjanGrunge Krishna ko add hi nahi kaunga waha

@iamGunjanGrunge i will not add krishna there

@IamVibhor_ aur kya kya lena padta hai

@IamVibhor_ and what else to bring

@clued_up_chic daru kabhi dhoka nahi deti

@clued_up_chic whiskey doesn't betray ever

Tum #History ko tod marodne ki koshish "karoge 1000 @TrueIndology facts leke aajayenge.

You will try to distort #history, we will bring 1000 @TrueIndology facts .

@HasnaZarooriHai abh call girl ko isi accha kya milega ..

@HasnaZarooriHai now what better could call girls even get

lol admin atention seeker h jante bujhte post dala ki coment mile >_<

laughing, admin is attention seeker, he deliberating posted things to get comments

Marne par bhi Aadhar link karwana ehe sir .. #RightToPrivacy

link adhaar card even after dying, sir .. #RightToPrivacy

azaadi bhot milgyi ab guddu shaadi kerle . acting ka kida nikaal apne dil se aur bahar fek de . :/

you got much freedom guddu, its time to marry . remove the insect of acting from your heart.

jain book depot , ek khadus uncle baitha hota hai jo kabhi paise kam nahi karta . :p

jain book depot , there will be a rude uncle, who would never reduce the prices.

@Oinkoo Pakka bol tu fisloo praani hai

@Oinkoo are you a slippy creature?

Salesman: "Ye lo.. Kar lo baat.. Ye Madam ji bol rahi hai mujhe Pink color ki Green Tea #AurDikhao"pic.twitter.com/XLuSrxpRa4

Salesman: "Take this .. Talk it .. Madam ji is telling me pink color green tea #AurDikhao" pic.twitter.com/XLuSrxpRa4

Abe koi to accha phone launch karo bkl.

atleast someone launch a good phone

good luck to scouser &amp

soon to be klitschko destroyer @someUSER tonight in the echo against @someUSER - '12th career ko tonight'

tu ladka nahi.. heera hai heera

you are not son... you are diamond

@YearOfRat Yaar. 13 ke pehle bhi RT nahi milti aaj kal.

@YearOfRat bro. these days we don't get RT before 13

@Prachi_licious dosti pyar ka pehla kadam hoti hai

@Prachi_licious friendship is the first step of love

pratiyogita drapan . . guddu ias banega ise padke . .

pratiyogita drapan . . guddu will become ias after reading it . .