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Trai ko kya problem Hai jab koi free de Raha Hai #jio #airtel

what is the problem for trai when someone is giving free #jio #airtel

Dil dhak dhak karne laga.. mora jiyara darne laga.. https://twitter.com/Coolestvibe/status/780083496656117760/photo/1pic.twitter.com/CSwEaTINjQ 

heart throbbed .. mora jiera started to get scared . https://twitter.com/Coolestvibe/status/780083496656117760/photo/1pic.twitter.com/CSwEaTINjQ

@manish239994 AC bahut chalta hai

@manish239994 AC operates a lot.

paise dene ki baat hi nahi rahi, bas khana khila do (in lines to my original tweet) :-)

there is no question of giving money, just feed me food these lines to my original tweet

@iamsrk @Varun_dvn @kritisanon Shah ka ek comment aur media walle peeche bhaage , waise hee mere manwa mai emotions jaage ;)

@iamsrk @Varun_dvn @kritisanon shah's one comment and the media ran behind, likewise in my human amotions

arey bhai pm ho . . desh ko ullu mat banao !

hey brother you are a prime minister . do not fool the country

@akshaykanitkar @RoflGandhi_ ye to prasad bhi leke aaya hoga

@akshaykanitkar @RoflGandhi_ ye must have also brought prasad

@HiighBeta aaj vrat rakha hai ?

@HiighBeta fasted today?

@NeetuGarg6 @ArjunIrplast @RitaG74 @YouTube crores Logon mein ye chand saans lete haanfnewale netaon ne poore pradesh ki saanse kaise rok di

@NeetuGarg6 @ArjunIrplast @RitaG74 @YouTube How did the leaders stop breathing of the crowds?

@SRKswarrior1 maine jaaneman bdekhi thi Don nahi

@SRKswarrior1 i watch janeman i have not watched don

Agar aur ek meeting ho gayi toh recession bhi sabse pehle aa jaega. #GST

if there is another meeting, the reception will also come first. #GST

accha hua packet pe chips likh diya varna pata hi nhi chalta kya kha raha h udbilau . .

it is good that you have written the chips on the packet or else you do not know what you are eating.

@Gurmeetramrahim #GratitudeToAllMothers Amazing video pita ji Love u lot

@Gurmeetramrahim #GratitudeToAllMothers amazing video father loves you lot

@SharmaJaungi @SlapSkirt isko khana nahi hota hai.

@Sharmajaungi @SlapsKirat it does not have food.

RT @Iam_Prerna : Ye nalayak out bhi honge aur gaaliyan bhi khayenge #IndvsPak

rat @Iam_Prerna: they will be out and will also be abused #IndavsPak

So @muglikar_ ko economist banana tha isliye modiji ne desh ko gareeb banaya. Ab samza #DeMonetisation aur #GST ka game.

so @muglikar_ ko had to become an economist, so modiji made the country poor. now understood #DeMonetisation and #GST game.

hamare college me laddu k jgh pedha diye . . .

in our college, we get laddoo instead of barfi

@YearOfRat best part hai woh, likhna sach mein bhi ulta hi chahta hai woh dikh jayega, tweets mein zyada badlaav nahi honge.

@YearOfRat is the best part, he really wants to write it upside down, he will be seen, there will not be much change in tweets.

RT @shankarshanmugh : 2 - with Kenny bates action producer and Nirav shah DOP at Nehru stadium Delhi . https://t.co/9wTHvU9SLm

rt @shankarshanmugh : 2 - with kenny bates action producer and nirav shah dop at nehru stadium delhi . https://t.co/9wTHvU9SLm

@KajuBadamChor Galli galli mein phirta hai tu kyun ban ke banjaara????

@KajuBadamChor in the streets, why do you become a banjara

Haatim Tai ka beta lag raha haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/775576636766973952 …

haatim tai's son is looking http: //twitter.com/firstpost/states/775576636766973952…

Haye hamari #RightToPrivacy kahana gayi @Nidhi @ndtv #RightToPrivacyVerdict

this our #RightToPrivacy where gone @Nidhi @ndtv #RightToPrivacyVerdict

Ye mera gaon hai aur main is gaon ka Singham #Ranchipic.twitter.com/Au5l2xMcV9

this is my village and i am singham of this village.

See the level of people doing phd , i dnt know wat shit they will teach to students ?

see the level of people doing phd , i don't know what shit they will teach to students

Janta ne es jeet se dekha diya ha #GST #Demonetisation safal ha. Opposition ne bht koshish ki par asafal rhe. Ab Gujrat aur Himachal bhi aase he jeetenge

the public has seen with this victory #GST #Demonetities have been successful. opposition tried but failed. now gujarat and himachal will also win like this

@Shahrcasm mujhe kyu tag kiya hai @abpnewstv

@Shahrcasm why am i tagged @abpnewstv

@GabbbarSingh shaadi main jyada kuch aaya nahi. Car bhi maruti di hai.

@GabbarSingh in wedding, i did not get much. the car is also maruti.

Dus bahaane kar ke bharwa di bill.

bill was filled by making ten excuses.

@Sanjoyjpr Thank you sir...umeed karta hun meri wajah se aapko koi dost nahin ganwana padega

@Sanjoyajpr thank you sir ... i hope you won't lose any friends because of me

Mujhe bhi koi book me jagah de do.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/627686121086955520 …

give me a place in a book too.

@neha_rathore64 Bajrangi Bhaijaan kitni baar dekhi ?

@ neha_rathore 64 how many times did you see bajrangi bhaijaan?

yeh bhi theek kahan hai tumne mohtarma!

this is also right where you are!

@kaalia_bhatt Saale mere kandhe pe rakh kar bandook mat chalao

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Yeh sab #Trump ki wajah se ho raha hai 0 #INDvsAUS

this is all happening because of #Trump #INDvsAUS

Ek dooni do, do dooni char Kar do #LaluMuktBihar #MDL

one double two, two double four do it #LaluMuktBihar #MDL

mere pass ye 2013 wala bhi hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/310644632805576705 …

i also have the 2013 https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/310644632805576705 .

#GoodAdviceIn4Words "Chaar log kya kahenge" - Indians

#GoodAdviceIn4Words what will four people say - indians

@imVkohli @sachin_rt kohli hai bhai kohli hai bura na mano holi hai . Virat bhai congrats for winning again against Pak . bharat mata ki jai

@imVkohli @sachin_rt this is kohli never mind holi. virat brother congrats for winning against pakistan. bharat mata ki jai

@sonakshisinha bhai @indiantweeter ab tu naye naye account bana ke sona ko pareshan karega !!!

@sonakshisinha brother @indiantweeter now you will create gold by creating new accounts

kamaal karte ho Salman ji aayeh bhi nahi..

you are amazing. salaman ji you did not even come.

@Marut_ kyonko agar ye 100% bolenge to log sochenge ki ye jhooth bol rahe hain, isliye 99.99 lol

@Marut_ kyonko if they say 100% then people will think that they are lying, that's why 99.99 lol

iske bina to jeewan adhura tha . . .

without it, life would have been incomplete. . .

@HaramiParindey Hahaha.. kaafi Ojas hogaya tha

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Tumhara pyar na huwa Vodafone 4G huwa, saala kabhi milta hi nahi.

your love is like vodafone 4g, that never meets you.

@vivekisms acche din aa gaye @dhaval241086

@vivekisms good days have come @ dhawal241086

agar ne is class me hoti to kissi b boy ko top na karnr deti . . . isme b toper me hi hoti . . . . :d

if she had been in this class, she would not have toped any boy. . . it used to be topper only.

@dhaval241086 Ye AAPtards ki harkat hai !! @wistyloony @witchybitchygal @SatanKiNani

@ dhawal241086 this is the act of the operatives @wistyloony @witchybitchygal @SatanKiNani

@ashkaikini yaar, please yaar Ashwini. Chal daaru peete hai

@ashkaikini let's have a drink

@Oinkoo New York! Achcha achcha, maine socha America se liya hoga

@Oinkoo new york! good well i thought i would have taken it from america

@budha_monk Yes man but apna gujaara nahi hai is chalaak dunia mein

@ old_monk yes man but you don't live in this clever world

Usne bola aapne maan liya . Kapil sharma ne proof diya aapko aur chaiye .. Army ne #surgicalstrike ki apko saboot chaiye . U need break

he said you agreed. kapil sharma gave proof to you . army gave you proof of #surgicalstrike. need break

@DrKumarVishwas @indiaaakash Aaj ki duniya koi imandar nahi hai . Jo khud kahta hai wo sabse bad a chor hai .

@DrKumarVishwas @indiaaakash today's world is not honest. he who says himself is the worst thief.

Koi bhi colony mein ghusna ho toh saale puchte hai kahan jaoge? Tell them a random number, B-25 ya G-305, ye jaane denge andar

if anyone wants to enter the colony, where do you go? tell them a random number, b-25 or c-305, it will let in

No change in team hum to batting hi karege ... Are ye anushka kidhar hai .. #IndvsSA

no change in team, we will do batting… where is this anushka . #IndvsSA

Bhaiyoooo apnay apnay kaam kerlo ... history won't be changed ....

brothers do your business. history won't be changed .

.@angryoungwoman shakahari hone ke liye vichaaro ko bhi shakahaari kare.. Aur haan kal Yoga zaroor kare..

@angryoungwoman to become vegetarian thoughts should be vegetarian too .. and yes do yoga tomorrow .

@arunjaitley service tax badha diya sir ?? Chalo jaise aap chaho !!!

@arunjaitley service tax hiked sir we are moving as your wishes move

Yeh Dhoni KL Rahul ko century nahi banane dega.

dhoni will not allow rahul to complete his century.

@lady_naarad ohh mujhe laga aapki ho chuki hai

@lady_naarad oh i thought you're done

grt step 4grt relation...nic job sir

great step for great relation.nic job sir

@_SandSurfer @ghost_particle ab tak untag nahi kiya!

@_SandSurfer @ghost_particle not yet untaged

Ab Bihar me aayegi bahaar #GoodByeNitishKumar

now spring will come in bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar

RT @shindekar : Shikher well played 100 not out .. gabbar abhi thokho ... #IndvsSA

rt @shindekar : shikher well played 100 not out .. gabbar now clap ... #IndvsSA

Ab kya batayein, bhediyon par vishwas kiya ja raha hai, vishwasghaaat toh hoga.

now tell me, wolves are being believed, betrayal will happen.

@someUSER hell yea lmfaoo , & see you tomorrow asia baby (;

@someUSER hell yeah lmfao , & see you tomorrow asia baby

@witchybitchygal Par aap aati ho to bahar aa jati hai Twitter pe :) @HathwalaThakur

@witchybitchygal when you come, twitter is flooded with flowers @HathwalaThakur

Mora piya muh se bolat nahi. Toh kahan se bolat hai?

my husband does not speak with me. from where does he speak

main bahut chhota aadmi hoon, meri koi aukat nahi hai. degree bhi hum fake hi use karte hain.

i am a very small man, i have no place in society. we also have fake degree.

@witchybitchygal aami tumake bhaalo bashi @iamGunjanGrunge

@witchybitchygal i love you @iamGunjanGrunge

kaha pe karinge baigan

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salman bhai ...... i lovee uuu tumharee liyeee jan bvi dee dengeee

salman brother i love you .i will give my life to you

Aaj haarne wale hai :(

today is going to loose

@AskThePankazzzz jo kahna tha so kahna tha

@AskThePankazzzz what to say so say

Dhoni's captaincy was shit today. Jahan bhi maarte hai wahan fielders nahi hote, boundary chali jati hai.

today including dhoni's capacity. wherever you kill, there are no fielders, the boundary goes away.

@BUnlimted isi darr se khaya nahi maine

@BUnlimted i did not eat for this fear

chalk lane me kitni mehnat lgti h guddu se sikho yar . . . . . . . bda hard working boy h

-) . . . . .

@Singhlicious Ram Ram Singha. Kahan the aap?

@Singhlicious ram ram singha. where were you

monkey cap bhul gaye kya ?

did you forget the monkey cap

@_Agathist jiska koi nahi uska khuda hai

@_Agathist one who does not have anyone who has god

Waheeda Rehman is so cute in Ram Aur Shyam(1967) ! 😍

waheeda rehman is so cute in ram aur shyam (1967)

tujhe wo incident nahi pata urbansanyasi wala?

you do not know that incident urbansanyasi

@undercoverpro @JayHind 26 MARCH को ऑन एयर हुआ था

@undercoverpro @JayHind went on air on 26 march

@mariam_tahir5 light nahi he ab bus aona name change kr k " ROSHAN " rakh leta hn .

@mariam_tahir5 is not lights, now just change the name to be roshan.

@NumbYaar haha. Mere mind me kuch aur hota hai likhta kuch aur hu

@NumbYaar i think something in my mind, writes something else

@Nirmalogy daya pata lagao.. Kuch to gadbad hai @DeShobhaa

@Nirmalogy daya finds it out .. something is wrong @DeShobhaa

@someUSER you won't be getting candy till monday . i am (by my own stupidity) a sick person right meow . . -

@someUSER you won't be getting candy till monday . i am by my own stupidity a sick person right meow .

Bhai week bada hi happening raha .. #bevkufBaba #Dokhlam #PVSindhu .. though ham log hi bs thande pade rahe ..

brother week has been very happy . #bevkufBaba #Dokhlam #PVSindhu but we did not find any way to be happy

Helmet aagaya hai bahar. Africa ki hogi ab haar! #IndvsSA

the helmet is come outside. africa will be defeated now #IndvsSA

saare teacher kuch zyaada hi masti karte hain . . . . :-p

all teachers have too much fun.

@DuttYogi @TheRahulMehra @ZeeNewsSports Salman ne kai baar kanoon toda hai , sharab peekar logo ki hatya ki hai , #SalmanForRio ??

@DuttYogi @TheRahulMehra @ZeeNewsSports salman has broken the law many times, murdered people by drinking alcohol,#SalmanForRio

@MeetUunngLee sahi me bhai

@MeetUunngLee this is correct brother

Bakwaas polls ke saath yahin hota haihttps://twitter.com/LoKarDi_RT/status/675739738712641536 …

this is what happens with rubbish polls: http://twitter.com/locardi_rat/states/675739738712641536…

@amit_043 Haha thanks ab jyada change ka scope bhi nahi hai

@ amit_043: thanks there is not too much scope of change

@Chaitanya_13 kuch bhi! LOL

@Chaitanya_13 anything lol

ab se cricket se sanyaas for few years . .

from now retirement from cricket for few years.

Shahid Afridi se dar nahi lagta saab, Umesh Yadav se lagta hai.

i do not afraid of sahid afridi i have a fear of umesh yadav

Sherni hai toh jungle mein jaaye yaar.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/728497653093412864\xa0…

the lioness is to go to forest man https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/728497653093412864\xa0

When I was 1 year old My parents took me to watch Sanam Bewafa , this was my first film in cinema hall ( Kuch bhi ... https://t.co/MVd1qcKwRp

when i was one year old my parents took me to watch Sanam bewafa , this was my first film in cinema hall . anything https://t.co/MVd1qcKwRp

Ye hai India ka tyohaar !!\n\nRT @Atheist_Krishna Ek taraf Preity Zinta ka pyaar, dusri taraf Sachin ka pyaar......!!\n\n#MIvsKXIP

This is the festival of India @ Atheist_Krishna on one side love of Preity Zinta, on the other hand Sachin's love . #MIvsKXIP

itte dino baad " launcher " paaji dikhe :d :p

Launcher brother seen after so many days