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@makemytrip #DilKehtaHai Itni door chala jaaye Ke zindagi paas as jaye, apne kareeb ho aur gam door ho jaaye

@makemytrip Heart says to go so far away such that life comes closer, People I know gets closer to me and sorrow goes away

:( kuchh purani yade taja ho gayi !

Some old memories are refreshed !

Remembered Marriage of Shakti in Munimji . O Shivji Bihane Chale by Hemant Kumar . https://t.co/AUINRKpdWp # #MahaShivratri

Remembered marraige of Shakti in Munimji. O Shivji Bihane Chale by Hemant Kumar. https://t.co/AUINRKpdWp #MahaShivratri

@zzoker hahaha.. secular media bhi same aise karta hai

@zzoker Hahaha, Secular media also does the same.

@Neelkhan0209 @QuidEAzam1948 @NasimZehra tu kholi KANTAY laga kay khela tha demagh se khela tha chawalien nahi marien us ne and INDIA win

@Neelkhan0209 @QuidEAzam1948 @NasimZehra Kohli played the game using his mind, he did not played over-confidently and because of that india won

apne sahi kaha . . vote fr app

You are right, vote for app

all the best+EID MUBARAK 2 SALMAN,LOTS OF REGARD2 ELDERS+LOTS OF AFFECTION&LOVE2 young!

All the best, EID Mubarak to Salman, lots of regards to elders, lot of affection and love to young.

#map: somalia: somali refugees in the region - as of 31 october 2012 http/URL #un

#map: Somalia: Somali refugees in the region - as of 31 october 2012 ,http/url #un

#khakra #GST @narendramodi ModiJi Chole "Bhature Chilli Potato Ka bhi price me kuch bargain ho jae too.

#khakra #GST @narendramodi Modi sir, It would be great if there is some bargain in Chole Bhature and Chili Potato

@the_queeness tumhe bulate bhi hai Kya meeting main ?

@the_queeness Are you even invited in the meeting?

aaj sach kyu nahi bolti phir?

Why don't you say truth today?

who's going to pumpkins and pancakes at @someUSER october 28 ? #halloween

Who is going to pumpkins and pancakes at @someUSER on october 28? #halloween

@Alllahdin bhai bajre ki roti khani hai to marwar aaja. Ye to uski replica hai bus.

@Alllahdin Brother If you want to eat millet bread then you should come to Marwar. This is just a replica of that.

monta ellis / ellis provided just five points on 2-of-13 shooting thursday http/URL #nba #playersnews

Monta Ellis provided just five points on 2 of 13 shooting on thursday. http/URL #nba #playersnews

ise koi mudda to mila ni . kyunki govt is doing good work even . p m has given good response . so anna has no more issues .

He did not found any issues because government is doing good work. Prime Minister has given good response, So Anna has no more issues

@Madan_Chikna gareeb ka kya hai.. Jo kisi ne pyaar se diya. Le liya

@Madan_Chikna What about poors, If someone give them something with love they take it.

Seedha bolun to @AdarshLiberal ke less than 10 memes dekh ke pure #AdarshLiberal toli ki fati padi hai.

Speaking directly, the entire #AdarshLiberal team is scared after watching 10 memes of @AdarshLiberal.

@FarhanKVirk teri kyu jal rahi hai?

@FarhanKVirk Why are you jealous?

bhai gif se ladki nahi patati.. @runjhunmehrotra

Brother GIF's won't impress girls.. @runjhunmehrotra

Midweek dhingana chal raha hai?

Does midweek is going alright?

@engineeroholic @iamkits kai angles ho sakte hain :)

@engineeroholic @iamkits There may be many angles.

lol , outstanding . guddu is too good

Lol, Outstanding, Guddu is too good.

Abhishek - Poore stage Pe Ek hi Legend Rah sakta hain ... Aur Iss stage ka Legend Me hoon .. #IndvsPak https://t.co/Sk06OQhCRS

Abhishek - There can only be one legend on whole stage and I am the legend of this stage. #IndvsPak https://t.co/Sk06OQhCRS

Delhi mein ho rahi baarish, Chicago mein nahi. Duh

It's raining in Delhi and not in Chicago.

"Viru: Yaad hai jab 2003 me aapke over me Sachin ne 20 runs maare the Shoaib: Aapko mera kuch acha bhi yaad hai" ROFLCOPTER #IndvsAus

Viru: Remember in 2003 Sachin scored 20 runs in your over. Shoaib: Do you even remember my good moments? ROFLCOPTER #IndvsAus

#Rahulgandhi sir itna shark size ka ghotala kiya aapke porkho ne to ab zabab dena aapki duty hai agar dam hai to acepted kiziye nehi to ham innocent hai bata do .......

#Rahulgandhi sir you and your party have done a lot of problems, you've to reply to us it's your duty. If you have guts then accept it otherwise tell that we are innocent

Yaha @faasos wale cheekh cheekh kar discount de rahe hai aur tumlog maggi mein lage pade ho?https://twitter.com/faasos/status/605353057388339201 …

Here @faasos is giving so much of discount and you all are behind maggi. https://twitter.com/faasos/status/605353057388339201

Naam mein kya rakha hai? Ans: Last name, inter caste shaadi tumhara baap agree thode hi karega

What's in the name? Ans: Last name, Inter caste marriage. Your father would not even agree.

Hogi Pakistan ki haar, jab maarega Kohli bhai maar! #indvsPak

Pakistan will lose, when kohli will play awesome shots! #indvsPak

u both hv only option nw . . . jst b frnds n hlp each other in evry problm . :)

Both of you have only one option now, Just be friends and help each other in every problem.

Apke liye possible nai hai sbko persanaly reply krna to apne ek bar me sbko thanx bol diya..acha hai..

It's not possible for you to personally reply to everyone. So you said thanks to everyone at once. That's good.

@twinitisha kaun se driver se karwaya ?

@twinitisha Which driver got it done?

@someUSER getting my xbox back tomorrow ! honestly can't wait ! - my friends wants a competitive 3v3 , see if cole is up for it man !

@someUser I am getting my Xbox tommorow! Honestly can't wait! My friends want to play a 3 vs 3 competitive. Let's see if Cole is up for it man!

humne jhagde solve kar liye hai, ab sirf pyar hai.

We have solved our problems, now it's only love between us.

Jab 50-50 kosh dur gaon me koi bacha rota hai to uski ma use kehti hai "so ja warna Asaram aa jayega"

When a child cries in a village 50-50 miles away, his mother tells him "go to sleep or else Asaram will come"

@TweetErrant tu hai hi cheez

@TweetErrant You are the only thing

cupid and psyche isn't an original greek myth . it was a story in the golden ass by apuleius and often cited as the 1st fairy tale .

Cupid and Psyche isn't an original greek myth . It was a story in the golden ass by Apuleius and often cited as the 1st fairy tale .

@BABURAO_ sure. Bahut badi size hai

@BABURAO_ sure. It's too large.

Ye dil tere sadge mein kuch aise jhuk gaya, Jaata hua zamaana bhi meri gaan maarne ke liye ruk gaya. #AdaabArzHai

This heart bowed like something in your life, Even the passing time stopped to kill my life. #Adabarzah

@BolshoyBooze @oxymoronic_me waah irshaad irshaad irshaad!!

@BolshoyBooze @oxymoronic_me waah Irshaad Irshaad Irshaad!

@kyaYaarKuchBii wale kum as salaam.. Bhai jaan kaise ho

@kyaYaarKuchBii Walekumassalaam! How are you brother?

.@tandonraveena pranam maate! ambe, amba, ambalika, jai mata di, shashtang pranam!

@tandonraveena Bow to you maate! ambe, amba, ambalika, jai mata di, shashtang pranam!

@LaliJogan37 Ye sab babuji ke hi to karam hai @witchybitchygal

@LaliJogan37 All of this is father's work. @witchybitchygal

jo gaya woh gaya, jaane wale ko kaun rok sakta hai? Kyu poocha?

Once gone, who can stop the one who is gone? Why do you ask?

Kuch toh baat hai bande mein... jo itne logon k dil me rehta hai....

There's something special in that guy, Who is in the heart of so many people.

1rs mai 10 min khelne milta tha . . . . wo bhi line mai . . . .

We used to play 10 min in 1rs continiously.

guddu ki prestige pe laat maarkar bahar kardiya . . .

Guddu's prestige was kicked out

* news : #** ... Haal To Ab Bhi Wohi Hai ........ * Ali *....** ... Jai$ey Bachpan Mein Rotey Rotey $oya Karte They ...!

News: Condition is still the same, like it's used to be during childhood when we used to sleep while crying

@ChickenBiryanii beer pahuncha diyo bas

@ChickenBiryani Send beer that's it.

Salman sahab aap to meri aawaj sunenge nahi.Phir bhi aawaj laga raha hun.

Salman Sir you are not going to listen to me. Even though I'm calling you.

Koi na shyad centre finance ministers/ state finance ministers ko bhi bol do to vo bhi na kar paaye.#GST

No problem, Even if we tell centre finance ministers/ state fincance ministers then they won't be able to do the same. #GST

@Priya_Menon Lagta hai chai thodi zyaada strong ban gayi @oothikicha

@Priya_Menon It seems like tea made is strong flavoured @oothikicha

@sidin Ache ke saath ache free?

@sidin Goods free with goods?

#Temper #MahaShivratri spl mid ni8 shows @ Lakshmikala nd Shasikala ( Moosapet ) 12:45 am in both

#Temper #MahaShivratri Special midnight shows at Lakshmikala and Shasikala(Moosapet) at 12:45am

RT @RoflGandhi_ : Match Hotstar par dekhna hai , isliye no Live tweeting .. sara suspense mar jata hai .. yahan log ball fenkne se pahle score ba…

RT @RoflGandhi_ : Watched match on Hotstar, hence no live tweeting. Because of that whole suspense gets ruined. Here people predicts the score before the bowling.

GOPI VAHU.. JAA MERE LIYE KHAMBA KELAR HAA.

Gopi daughter in law, Go and bring beer for me.

today is national kissing day coz it's no work day tomorrow ! ! !

Today is national kissing day. Because it's not a working day tommorow!

@Ra_Bies kambal mein patthar lapet ke maara hai Guruji.

@Ra_Bies Beaten with stones wrapped in blankets, Guruji

Oho! Galti se mistake ho gaya. #facepalmhttps://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/748800310986960896 …

Oh! Mistake happened accidentaly. #facepalmhttps://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/748800310986960896

Delhi Mai kanun uthai giro ka ho gya h rape Shoot out robbery aam baat h sahi Kaha na @DelhiPolice @ArvindKejriwal @narendramodi @sudhirchaudhary @sardanarohit

Delhi has becaame the city of kidnappers, rape, shootout, robbey all this is normal am I saying correct@DelhiPolice @ArvindKejriwal @narendramodi @sudhirchaudhary @sardanarohit

november: my birthday month , election day , a weekend in san fran with @someUSER naples for thanksgiving , lots of friends & family . yes .

November: My birthday month, Election day, A weekend in San Francisco with @someUSER naples for thanksgiving, lot of friends and family. Yes.

Que: Shuru kisne kiya?https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/626796711638241280 …

Question: Who started this? https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/626796711638241280

@The_Sleigher bhai maaf karde

@The_Sleigher Brother please forgive me.

so many people won't get it . . . even i din get it in first time ether . . . but thoda sa apani moti budhhi pe zor dala to samajh aagaya . . .

So most of the people won't get it, even I didn't got it in first time either. But forced my fat brain and understood.

@Sohni_Bose tumhare naam ka kya matlab hai? Ficudis Akhiles?

@Sohni_Bose What is the meaning of your name? Ficudis Akhiles?

@LeftArmOver_ bheeshan garmi che kaka

@LeftArmOver_ It's so hot here uncle

just watched the campaign with will ferrell and zack galafianakis . . . good fun for a wednesday . #hilarious

Just watched the campaign with Ferrell and Zack Galafianakis. Good fun for wednesday. #hilarious

@huh_watnow Bhoot Pishach Nikat Nahi Aave, Mahavir Jab Naaam Sunave

@huh_watnow Ghost vampires did not come near, Mahavir when the name was heard

@India_Policy @mkatju yeh to kuch bhi nahihttp://www.opindia.com/2015/01/pearls-of-wisdom-from-justice-katju/ …

@India_Policy @mkatju This is anything nahihttp://www.opindia.com/2015/01/pearls-of-wisdom-from-justice-katju/ …

@Tweepshikha bakwaas hai saale

@Tweepshikha It's nonsense.

@Ares_c3108 aankhon ki gustakhiyan maaf ho

@Ares_c3108 please forgive the eye interruption of ours.

Modi: Ye gaadi kaunse desh jaegi? Girl: Ye mental hosp jaegi Modi: Hehe..Mein to Kejriwal le liye pooch raha tha..pic.twitter.com/QKB9KJaGzF

Modi: Where will this vehicle go? Girl: This will go to mental hospital

first the superbowl now revel will finally be released on dvd on nov 24th ! my day is complete ! ! ! ! oh how i love my bey

First the superbowl now reveal will finally be released on DvD on nov 24th ! My day is complete ! Oh how i love my bay

Aisa mat karo ladki ke saath re haramkhoronhttps://twitter.com/KalyaniAdhav/status/893865930308034560 …

Don't do this to girl bastards. https://twitter.com/KalyaniAdhav/status/893865930308034560

@Jamuntini Dost dost naa raha.. Pyaar Pyaar na raha.

@Jamuntini Friend ain't no friend anymore. Love ain't love anymore.

@aashikapokharel Haha okay . Office time , aba bus ma bore hune wala chhu . Also , Alumni ko imp kaam chha . Viber ma aaye hune . :P

@aashikapokharel Haha okay. Office time, I am gonna get bored. Also alumni has important work to do. They've come to viber.

@TweetErrant Haha.. Abhi to party shuru huee hai

@TweetErrant Haha.. Party is just started

mujhe samajh nhi aa rha kya comment karu jo socha wo sabi logo ne kar diye . .

I don't know what I should comment, All that I thought is already commented by others.

oh teri . . . insan h ya robot

Oh my, Are you a human or robot?

ho ske to team srinivasan se b resign kar dena bhai . .

) :p :d

22 lakh aur hote to pure 50 ho jate aur "O" aur "U" bhi complete ho jata.pic.twitter.com/WKmIcmLCTS

If I had 22 lakhs more then my 50 lakhs can get completed, also "O" and "U" may get completed. pic.twitter.com/WKmIcmLCTS

@KyaUkhaadLega @Ra_Bies Ye nahi huwa. Ek hi bacha tha!https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/704628096989663235 …

@KyaUkhaadLega @Ra_Bies This didn't happened. There was only one child! https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/704628096989663235 …

so i thought yesterday was tuesday . i'm thinking today will be a little like the movie ground hog day .

So I thought yesterday was tuesday. I'm thinking today will be a little like the movie ground hog day .

@dipali_sh0 looking awesome ... mujhe tumhare red red lips bahut pasand aye

@dipali_sh0 Looking awesome ... I like your red lips very much.

@indiantweeter thanks bhai. Aaj modiji zinda hote to kitna khush hote.

@indiantweeter Thanks brother. Today if modi sir was alive then he would have been so happy.

naya hai, try karo Mishraji

This is new, try it Mishraji.

garbage bin , kahan gayab ho jate ho . . :(

Garbage bin, Where do you get lost?

aaj pata chala ki melody itni chocolaty kyun hai . . :p

Today I knew that why Melody is this much chocolaty.

@ashkaikini main aaj ki baat nahi kar raha. God.

@ashkaikini, I am not talking about Today. God.

@indiantweeter do ladkon ka naam leta hai, fir bolta hai kisiko janam diya, yeh tareef hai? @bhak_sala

@indiantweeter Takes the name of two boys, Then says, gave birth to someone, Is it a compliment? @bhak_sala

@_SandSurfer jaa maggi bana

@_SandSurfer, go and make maggi.

Har cheez ki ek limit hoti hai yaarpic.twitter.com/0HHxK3GT46

Everything has some limitation, friend. pic.twitter.com/0HHxK3GT46

chalo kam se kam #silver toh pakka ho gaya .. The disease which keep us far away from #Gold 0

Finally #silver is confirmed. The disease which keep us far away from #Gold 0

book seller ki shop pe bhi guddu ki hi photo latki hui h . . . . . :-):-p:-d

Even at book seller's shop Guddu's photo is hanged.

Girls not allowed without Puja thali and a nariyal in Chandigarh pubs . #SanskaariChandigarh

Girls not allowed without Puja Plate and a coconut in Chandigarh pubs . #SanskaariChandigarh

@RoflGandhi_ guru gud rah gaye, chele chini ho gaye.

@RoflGandhi_ guru Jaggery is left, the disciples become sugar.

Abhijit Mukherjee: Ramesh! Abhijeet: Suresh! Arnab: Khikhikhi

Abhijit Mukherjee: Ramesh! Abhijeet: Suresh! Arnab: Hehehe

@TripathiGaurav Ha ha. Ussi level ka hai.

@TripathiGaurav Haha. he's of that level.

sahi h ekdum . .

Perfect.

to follow up on last tweet , bills dt kyle williams expected to play sunday . just resting the ankle during the week .

To follow up on last tweet , bills that kyle williams expected to pay on sunday. Just resting the ankle during the week .