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@Sychlops bhai kal sab kuch ho chuka hai slowpoke
@Sychlops brother everything was done slowpoke
@lammpat @Ra_Bies Haathi bola
@lammpat @Ra_Bies I said elephant
is seat me girne ka koi chance nhi hai . . . . :p
there is no chance of falling down from this seat
tension mat lo dosto . . thode din baad iska break up wala confession bhi aayega . . pakka . .
Don't worry friends, after few days his confession of break up will definetly come.
Main mazak kar raha tha. Tum toh bigad gayi
I was joking. You became angry.
Roz ka naya natak, petrol nahi ladki ka bhaav khaana hogaya.https://twitter.com/PTI_News/status/717028240670339072 …
New drama everyday,
aur hum unko aur zyada rulaenge @TimesNow
And we will make them cry more, @TimesNow.
@YouDontKnowWho_ aaj to paka diya bhai
@YouDontKnowWho_, made me bored, today.
@pillya thank you Azam @1CricFan bhai ... aap bahut achche ho :)
@pillya, thank you Azam. @1CricFan brother you are very good.
@someUSER i don't see c . edwards doing anything but racing hard on thurs in duels on @someUSER i'm sure he will be smart though !
@someUSER I don't see edwards doing anything but racing hard on thursday in duels on @someUSER I'm sure he will be smart though !
@Funny_Deol @imrkathi akhir kab tak bjp rahegi khamosh kabhi to bolna hi padega #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan
@Funny_Deol @imrkathi till when will BJP remain silent, it has to speak up on someday #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan
bhai,tu kaha hain
Brother, where are you?
Yahi Haqeeqat hai #JNU aur #DU jaise bade university ki 0 Hamare tax k paise pe aish 0 Aur fir desh aur Jawanon ko gaali 0 @narendramodi
This is the reality of huge universities like #JNU and #DU i.e to enjoy from money paid by taxpayers and then to use abusive words for our soldiers. @narendramodi
Har Har Mahadev .. BamBam Bhole .. Om Namah Shivah .. Happy #Mahashivratri @Modi_G @Pragnik @Drshobha @bond_004
Har Har Mahadev', 'BamBam Bhole', 'Om Namah Shivah', Happy #Mahashivratri @Modi_G @Pragnik @Drshobha @bond_004
@Vyomnaut sahi kaha.. Mujhe to jhoota case lagta hai
@Vyomnaut well said, I think the case was a fraud.
#ModiG Ab Bus bhi Karo " kabtalak chorhte Rahoge 0 Le liye #UP #EVM ki Madad se " Ab jao ghumne #America #Trump k PAS 0 #HoliHai
#ModiG Now, stop it, till when will you steal #UP with the help of #EVM, now go for a trip to #America with #Trump.#HoliHai
Jaanu, aaj raat ka scene bana le - Ranaji
Darling let's make a scene for tonight.- Ranaji
is game ke liye kya kya nahi kiya . . . . . . kash koi le aye vo previous din :(
For this game what not I had done, I hope those old days can be brought back.
Unkle ne mast garma garam imarti banayee hai.. https://twitter.com/vallyetta/status/642949881921802240 …
Uncle has made a nice hot building. https://twitter.com/vallyetta/status/642949881921802240 …
Ap sub ki firki le rhe ho kya'?
Are you making fun of everyone?
Thnks buds! Kabhi kabhi aajate hai achhe photos
Thank you buddy, Sometime good photos are captured.
AC ka bill dekh kar paseena aa gaya.
Sweated after looking at AC bill.
It's wrong to say "ab aaya oont pahad ke neeche" for Tanmay Bhatt. Should be ab aaya haathi pahad ke neeche.
It's wrong to say, "Now, the camel has come under mountain.", for Tanmay Bhatt. Should be "Now the elephant is under the mountain".
@LEDtvn hum ssamne wale ki shakal dekh kar rate lagate hai
) @friendlii_ghost
Gaaliyo pe kiska copyright hota hai bhala.
Who have copyright on abusive words?
are bhai...kese kare bat ye toh batao koi....
Hey brother, someone tell me how to talk?
10 lakh ka suit wale khadi nahi pahen sakte . uncomfortable hota hai . vase chai wale jaror pahen sakte hai . kya hai majra aur kya hai hakikat .
People with suit worth million can't wear Khadi, it will be uncomfortable, by the way tea seller can defintely wear it. This is the whole scene and reality.
Shukriya Sengar Sahab! Aapke tweet ke baad toh aur chaar chaand lag gaye!
Thanks Sengar Sahab! After your tweet moonlight is added to us.
Australia ke saath abhi jeete nahi hai, magar NZ ke saath final kaise jeetenge iss soch mein bhartiya yuvak on twitter. #NZvSA
Indian youth on twitter thinking that - We have not won against Australia yet, but how would we win final with NZ? #NZvSA
@clued_up_chic nahi tum aajao, pocha hai sirf tumhe pocha lagaana padega bas :-*
@clued_up_chic No, you come, you have done dusting only, you have to do wiping.
@slimswamy Bhaiya ab campus koi khabar nahi
@slimswamy brother now campus, no information.
modi ki tyre puncture ho rahi hai . . . .
Modi's tyre is getting punctured.
@LoKarDi_RT tu kyu side le raha hai? :-/
@LoKarDi_RT, why are you taking (his) side?
@someUSER good point ! ash wednesday isn't a day of obligation ? i've never missed one .
@someUSER, good point! Ash Wednesday isn't a day of obligation? I've never missed one.
@WatDaDuck_ bhai starting to me aap hi RT karte tha.. Hum to aapke aavhari ta-umr rahenge @twinitisha
@WatDaDuck_ Brother I was initailly retweeting you only. I will be thankful to @twinitisha for whole life.
Kal raat ko Kanhayia Kumar hero bana tha.. Aaj raat tak to wo Aam Aadmi Party ka CM bhi ban jayega.. Jai ho Bharat!!!
Yesterday night, Kanhaiya Kumar became hero. Till tonight, he will have become the the CM of Aam Aadmi Party, too. 'Jai ho Bharat!'
@Alllahdin achha hua daaru ki baat nahi ki, nas kaat kar usmein se whisky pi jaaye hamaari aadam khor janta!
@Alllahdin thanks you didn't talk about drink else our carnivores public will drink whisky by cuuting our veins.
@itsdhruvism bhai dawai le le
@itsdhruvism, brother, take medicines.
@ohhmygold Accha funny kaise hotey hai ! samjhana !
@ohhmygold Tell me have to be funny? Explain!
After '''' Produce 101 '''' success , Mnet to launch boy band survival show - Korea Times https://t.co/9nMDmLJ0sA
After Produce 101 success , Mnet to launch boy band survival show - Korea Times https://t.co/9nMDmLJ0sA
Seriously ... Kaha se aate hai ye log ... kuch bhi .. #Hilarious #Bitcoin
Seriously! From where do these people come? Anything! #Hilarious #Bitcoin
#Bail4SalmanYnot4Bapuji Aye mere watan ke logon zara aankh mein bhar lo paani.
#Bail4SalmanYnot4Bapuji Hey people of this country, get some tears in eyes.
@HathwalaThakur hahaa.. Hope tere ghar aisa na ho
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Yograj uncle se phone karao. Shabnam aunty ke hath ki biryani khilao. Hazel bhabhi ki photo dikhao. Kuch to karao koi yaar.
Make an call from Yograj Uncle. Serve him the biryani of Shabnam aunty. Show him the photo of Hazel bhabhi. Atleast someone do something.
isme teri koi galti nahi hai , general walo ko admission kaha milta hai :/
This is not your fault. Where do general people get admission?!
Pine ke liye socha hi nahi aansoo nikaalne honge :'(
For drinking you don't have to think, just let your tears come out.
#MumbaiTaughtMe DAT Knowing the local language is like Half war win .
#MumbaiTaughtMe that knowing the local language is like winning half the war.
@PrernaBisht11 di aap bhi meri tarah saari padhai khatam karke abhi badminton dekhne jaa rahe ho ? #pvsindhu
@PrernaBisht11 have you also finished all your work like me and are you going to watch badminton now? #pvsindhu
.@oothikicha bhai wapis aa ja. Dil pe mat le.
.@oothikicha bro come back, dont take it to heart.
Tujhe flight ke loye late nahi horaha?
Aren't u getting late for the flight?
Yerwada to Sanjay Dutt is like lonavala to Mumbaikar's, mood aaya chale gaye.
Yerwada to Sanjay Dutt is like lonavala to Mumbaikar's, got in the mood, went for it.
#MySalaryIsLike "bhai kuch paise udhaar de de"
#MySalaryIsLike "bro, lend me some money please"
@dhaval241086 abe galti se block button dab gaya..
@dhaval241086 I clicked on the block button by mistake.
Na sadak na naukri bas badh rahi gundagardi #FailedCMNitish
Neither a street, nor a job, just the increase of crime #FailedCMNitish
@bhaiyyajispeaks Hum to hamesha aapke saath hai Bhaiyya ji
@bhaiyyajispeaks were always with you, brother.
WTH? Me hot? *khushi ke aansoo* Hot aap ho
Wth? Me hot? *tears of joy* youre hot.
guddu ki to halat kharab hai . . . . . . use to ab itni garmi lag rhi hogi jitni ki delhi ki summer me lagti h . . . . . . . . :p :d
guddu is unwell . . . . . . Hes probably feeling the same amount of heat that the Delhi summer provides . . . . . . . . :p :d
Sir plz reply us ... Hum kab se rah dekh rahe hai apki :(
Sir plase reply ... Weve been waitig for a long time :(
@IamMansoorKhan ye bhi accha hai 😍 ONE MONTH FOR FAN
@IamMansoorKhan this is also nice, one month for fan
my trick or treating will happen tomorrow night . . at walgreens . . . . in the candy aisle .
my trick or treating will happen tomorrow night, at walgreens, in the candy aisle.
bhaijan kolkata ka har log ready.....up ekbar kolkatame aajao
Brother, everyone in Kolkata is ready, come to Kolkata once
@imjadeja sirji aap toh cha gaye !! Kya khela apne !! Proud of you #IndvsPak
@imjadeja sir, you were amazing, you played well, proud of you #IndvsPak
#Trump ka toh #Ban chalo samajh me aata hai 0 Lekin ye #kuwait wale kab se #RSS ke #Agent ho gaye 0
The #Ban of #Trump is understandable, but these guys from #kuwait have all become an #RSS #Agent
throw to mai hi kholunga baba . . . . touch krte hi sixer
I will open the throw, the instant it touches it’ll be a six
India ke batsmen is match se kuch aur seekhe na seekhe, virat se 10-12 nayi gaaliyan jarur seekhenge.
India’s batsmen may or may not have learnt something from this match, but they definitely learnt 10-12 new cuss words from virat.
bhai guddu . . . road safety naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai . . . pappa mumma ko boliyo helmet ke liye
Guddu bro, there’s something called road safety, ask your mom and dad to get you a helmet
isme unemployment newpaper bhi latka dete . . .
They could have put the unemployment newspaper here as well.
Aap na hi dekhein toh achha hai https://twitter.com/prithurajsingh/status/703826894328721408 …
Its better if you dont see this https://twitter.com/prithurajsingh/status/703826894328721408 …
@AapGhumaKeLeyLo ab dono itni derr se paani me khade hai.. To saaf ho gaye @Being_Humor @tweetfromRaghu
@AapGhumaKeLeyLo Now both of them have been standing in the water for so long, that theyre clean. @Being_Humor @tweetfromRaghu
aaj @iamGunjanGrunge ka ac hack karke dekhta hu kitni ladkiyo se ek saath flirt karta haipic.twitter.com/8i2HUD4C4a
Today I will hack @iamGunjanGrunge ‘s account. Lets see how many girls he flirst with, pic.twitter.com/8i2HUD4C4a
Abhi khatam kahan hua?
It isn’t over yet.
Inke jeewan ka uddesh sirf susu karna hai aisa maloom hota hai.https://twitter.com/mitandas/status/839497432597581824 …
Its made clear that his life goals are just, peeing. https://twitter.com/mitandas/status/839497432597581824 …
ye tumse na ho payega . . .
You wont be able to do this.
@Localheroin @kitAnurag iske mundan ka hi video hai
@Localheroin @kitAnurag this is a video of his ‘mundan’.
#MinimumBalance #GST sharam aane chahiye ab to Modi Modi Kehne walo Bhako ko .. No More Hopes From #NDA .. #ManmohanSingh was far better
#MinimumBalance #GST the people who chant Modis name should be embarresed now, no more hopes from #NDA. #ManmohanSingh was far better.
@TweetErrant wadiya.. Germany kab jaa raha hai
@TweetErrant wadiya, when’s Germany leaving?
@BrushUrTeeth_03 matlab jo puchha hai uska jawab nahi de rahe ho, theek hai. Koi na, yaad rakho.
@BrushUrTeeth_03 basically you dont want to answer the question thats being asked. Alright, remember this.
.@Atheist_Krishna thand tere dimaag me ghus gayee hai chote @dhaval241086pic.twitter.com/PHwW9uuU4D
.@Atheist_Krishna cold has reached ypur brain,'chote' @dhaval241086pic.twitter.com/PHwW9uuU4D
Yeh to #Dhoni aur #Kohli se tez inning khelti hai ...!
She plays faster innings than #Dhoni and #Kholi.
Bhai hme Congress ko vote dekar Kasmir Pakistan ko nhi deni "hai Muslim virodhi hote to #TripleTalaq pe ban nhi hota " samjhe
Brother we don't have to give Kashmir to Pakistan by voting Congress."if they were anti-muslim then they haven't ban #TripleTalaq" Understood?
"Naam : Viv Richards Baap ka naam : Master Dinanath Richards Maa ka naam : Suhasini Richards Gaanv : Mandva" - remains in Viv's drafts
"Name : Viv Richards Fathers Name : Master Dinanath Richards Mothers Name : Suhasini Richards Home Town : Mandva" - remains in Viv's drafts
Baite rahiye , kahi na jaayiye ... #RahulGandhi jald hi lautenge ek chote se break ke baad . #RahulOnLeave
Dont leave your seats. #RahulGandhi will be back soon, right after this break. #RahulOnLeave
Thanks bhai bas pyar barkarar rahe, subscribe kar lijiyega
Thanks bro, lets just hope the love stays alive. Please subscribe.
Kejriwal - Modi ji ye aapki Degrees fake hain . Modi- Maalum hai ... AAPke Tomar ji se hi toh banwaai hain .
Kejriwal - Mr.Modi, your degrees are fake. Modi- Yeah, I got them made from your friend, Mr.Tomar.
Salman ji aapki film super duper hit ho.sare record break kre.Ginnes book of record me naam ho jaye aapki film ka.Aap reply kro ,ya na kro ham to aapke liye pray krte hi rahenge.Amen!!!!
Salman, may your film becomes Superhit, breaks all the record. May your film get nominated in Guiness Book of world record. Whether you reply or not we will continue to pray for you."Amen"
@Madan_Chikna bas tu ladki taiyaar rakh.
@Madan_Chikna just keep a girl ready.
Kyuki saray pakistani umar akmal jese dikhtay hainhttps://twitter.com/mahnoor/status/808363001963167744 …
Because all Pakistani looks like Umar Akmal. https://twitter.com/mahnoor/status/808363001963167744 …
@_Alisha_Francis mujhe to aajkal Whatsapp nahi kiya tumne
@_Alisha_Francis you haven’t Whatsapped me recently
@UnSubtleDesi bhai Kapil the IITian se compare nahi kiya.. Yehi kafi hai @AdvancedMaushi
@UnSubtleDesi brother did'nt compare with Kapil the IITian.That is enough. @AdvancedMaushi
when i was a kid , even i use to dream this kind of school . . . guess i am not the only one who imagine to live life in a parallel universe . . .
When i was a kid, I used to dream of this kind of a school. Guess I’m not the only one who imagined how it would be to live life in a parallel universe.
#IndvsPak imraan Khan ki reputation kharab kr di inn logo ne . #wt20
#IndvsPak These guys ruined Imraan Khans reputation. #wt20
@ToMainuKi Bihar ko hai bas modi raj ka intezar #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar
@ToMainuKi Bihar awaits Modi #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar
Ravi Kumar hostel 15 mei ladko ladkiyo ko milne wala hai ... kuch dino ka intezaar karlo ....
Ravi Kumaar is going to meet all the girls and boys in hostel 15. Wait for a few days.
Nitish ji Tantr mantr jhaad phook.. Jo bante bane sab kar lo #YoNitishSoTantrik
Nitish whatever type of black magic you do.What all you can do, do all #YoNitishSoTantrik
Abi tk chhar n bje k konsi ghadi lga rki h,,
Its not even 4 yet! What watch is he using?
Hatto ji, yahan bolne sharm aayegi!
No ma’am, it will be embarrassing to say here.
@AmitShah ji @rajnathsingh hamare #MannKiBaat bhi sun lijiye " sabhi courts me video recording karvaye taki garib janata ko bhi nyay mil sake
@AmitShah @rajnathsingh listen our #MannKiBaat also. Make sure all courts hearing have video recording so that poor people can also get justice.
@balliawalebaba hum to badhiya hai BaBa.. Aap kaisen ho
@balliawalebaba We are great, baba. How are you?
@amitrawat39 @ggiittiikkaa Photoshop hai yar itna to samjho
@amitrawat39 @ggiittiikkaa Atleast understand that its photoshop.
lv u salman..kya kr rahe h ap sona..
Love you Salman, What are you doing my dear?