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programmerhumor | funciton | jbxrvlc | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>Write a unit test... | 58 |
programmerhumor | opmrcrab | jbxrimc | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>Use breakpoints i... | 54 |
programmerhumor | MannoSlimmins | jbxzt8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if ___name___ == '____main____':
try:
program():
except:
program():
finally:
program():
print('you are a God programmer')
Reddit formatting screws with this one<|eor|><|sor|>... | 51 |
programmerhumor | Aelaan_Bluewood | 6hyigd | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,212 |
programmerhumor | JustDudeStuff | dj26bdb | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Title is exeptional<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,257 |
programmerhumor | Aaraeus | dj273xp | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | DashyFTW | dj25zun | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do I have time to stop and explore the beautiful vistas on the way to the evil Wizard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 799 |
programmerhumor | wiiya | dj29g4y | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/d9NHToP.png<|eor|><|eo... | 602 |
programmerhumor | ScrabCrab | dj2eyh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/d9NHToP.png<|eor|><|so... | 454 |
programmerhumor | KisuPL | dj273fb | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/titleporn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | HELLHOUNDGRIM | dj28jai | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | Robot_Cyndaquil | dj27lea | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm just here to say what a good fucking title that is. God, I want that title.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | ContraMuffin | dj265tw | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do I have time to stop and explore the beautiful vistas on the way to the evil Wizard?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, just make sure you stock up on Apples before the fight cause even though they have little HP, they have the hi... | 290 |
programmerhumor | mlkybob | dj29949 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I dislike clippy too but I think people go too overboard with their dislike of hi... | 264 |
programmerhumor | J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS | dj26wcl | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Title is exeptional<|eor|><|sor|>>XPtional
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | WEVE_WOKEN_THE_HIVE | dj26zgi | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That title is <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | TetchyOyvind | dj2hs19 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/d9NHToP.png<|eor|><|so... | 134 |
programmerhumor | TheNorthComesWithMe | dj2l7x3 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously though, this annoys the fuck out of me. Does Microsoft not have a flag that a program can set that's like 'I'm working on some shit right now, leave me... | 124 |
programmerhumor | LovecraftInDC | dj2kolv | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously though, this annoys the fuck out of me. Does Microsoft not have a flag that a program can set that's like 'I'm working on some shit right now, leave me... | 106 |
programmerhumor | off-and-on | dj2921r | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I dislike clippy too but I think people go too overboard with their dislike of hi... | 97 |
programmerhumor | russmbiz | dj30qm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously though, this annoys the fuck out of me. Does Microsoft not have a flag that a program can set that's like 'I'm working on some shit right now, leave me... | 96 |
programmerhumor | one_loop | jp1q7u | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,186 |
programmerhumor | GR8ESTM8 | gbbx9x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,202 |
programmerhumor | Hk-Neowizard | gbbvxjr | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact, JavaScript was names so, because at the time Sun was flooding the world with ad campaigns for Java (WTF advertising a language, but NVM). Eich wanted to bank in on that investment by piggybacking on the brand... | 1,486 |
programmerhumor | Mosef- | gbbzybv | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>P#, not to be confused with C# and F#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,128 |
programmerhumor | admadguy | gbbzs5a | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I will wait for Fortranscript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | SpliceVW | gbc5spx | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Javascript, or Java for short.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_UR_DEATHSTICKS | gbbx0ee | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let Brendan Eich alone burn in eternal hell for this original sin. No one else need to join him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Luk164 | gbc02df | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>P#, not to be confused with C# and F#<|eor|><|sor|>That's what iron python is for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | tylerr514 | gbc98ea | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Javascript, or Java for short.<|eor|><|sor|>*screams in bad LinkedIn recruiters*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | rangeDSP | gbbynn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let Brendan Eich alone burn in eternal hell for this original sin. No one else need to join him.<|eor|><|sor|>Eh... He made a usable language that's got its own philosophy in 10 days. I'll give him a pass.
His anti g... | 222 |
programmerhumor | CokeLimeZero | gbc26bk | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I will wait for Fortranscript<|eor|><|sor|>COBOLScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | ArionW | gbc273x | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact, JavaScript was names so, because at the time Sun was flooding the world with ad campaigns for Java (WTF advertising a language, but NVM). Eich wanted to bank in on that investment by piggybacking on the brand... | 177 |
programmerhumor | hypnofedX | gbc4axd | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact, JavaScript was names so, because at the time Sun was flooding the world with ad campaigns for Java (WTF advertising a language, but NVM). Eich wanted to bank in on that investment by piggybacking on the brand... | 166 |
programmerhumor | invisiblesock | gbc1w25 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>P#, not to be confused with C# and F#<|eor|><|sor|>That's what iron python is for<|eor|><|sor|>Damn it man. Now we need IronPython#. ;)
lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | maxime915 | gbc6l5d | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>Python+=1 you mean?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | gbc601g | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always wanted to create Java .NET, which has nothing to do with either Java or .NET...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | Anarch157a | gbc3c53 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I will wait for Fortranscript<|eor|><|sor|>COBOLScript<|eor|><|sor|>> COBOLScript
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CobolScript
Feel free to cry now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | rJohn420 | a0vspr | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,136 |
programmerhumor | polypeptide147 | eakzi8q | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never actually laughed at a post on this sub until now. Usually I just say "*sigh* that's relatable" but this made me laugh.
Thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,074 |
programmerhumor | errantsignal | eal4g4i | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is an ancient haiku that says:
To cross the river,
although there is a wood bridge,
Flash must update first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,500 |
programmerhumor | cbbuntz | eal8bvd | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this](https://pics.me.me/he-was-ahead-of-his-time-shakespeare-quote-of-the-11714718.png)<|eor|><|sor|>So wise for his time<|eor|><|sor|>He has probably coined more English words than any other person... | 525 |
programmerhumor | Bl4ckb100d | eaksmf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forward thinking Samurai<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | armaggeddon321 | eal2d3f | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this](https://pics.me.me/he-was-ahead-of-his-time-shakespeare-quote-of-the-11714718.png)<|eor|><|sor|>So wise for his time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | rJohn420 | eakzvzx | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never actually laughed at a post on this sub until now. Usually I just say "*sigh* that's relatable" but this made me laugh.
Thank you.<|eor|><|soopr|>No problem my dude, glad you enjoyed the post.<|eoopr|><|... | 354 |
programmerhumor | sentient06 | eakx8v4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These samurais.. they would confuse many people back in the day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | ThaiJohnnyDepp | eal7qqd | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is an ancient haiku that says:
To cross the river,
although there is a wood bridge,
Flash must update first.<|eor|><|sor|>It is snowing on Mount Fuji.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | Reelix | eal8ti9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this](https://pics.me.me/he-was-ahead-of-his-time-shakespeare-quote-of-the-11714718.png)<|eor|><|sor|>So wise for his time<|eor|><|sor|>He has probably coined more English words than any other person... | 200 |
programmerhumor | Ninja-Joey | eal6oo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>oh no, it's a samurai<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | sirlockjaw | eal9rt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com Mr. Peanutbutter, BoJack Horseman
(Edit: fixed the quote)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | thecosmicmuffet | eal57gk | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forward thinking Samurai<|eor|><|sor|>Not that forward. They never anticipated complete browser integration.
That is what ultimately doomed their way of life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | MLGDDORITOS | ealdij6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>While this is a loose fit, the general consensus is that people are fine with it.<|eor|><|sor|>r/softwaregore mods be like:
"Not softwaregore, post to r/ProgrammerHumor"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | DragonMaus | eakxpt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These samurais.. they would confuse many people back in the day.<|eor|><|sor|>But they knew. *They knew.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | errantsignal | eal6bd1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is an ancient haiku that says:
To cross the river,
although there is a wood bridge,
Flash must update first.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you know where it originates? This would make a sick Chinese tattoo.<|eor|... | 160 |
programmerhumor | rooktakesqueen | eal54t2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | randomentity1 | eal3cfi | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Took me longer than Ill admit to get hahahaha <|eor|><|sor|>Explain to someone who hasnt solved it yet? :D<|eor|><|sor|>The samurai yelled you are trying to view flash content... the samurai did not in fact yell th... | 146 |
programmerhumor | JaneAusten007 | w2nm83 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,058 |
programmerhumor | inetphantom | igrgr55 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,297 |
programmerhumor | CaptainParpaing | igrh25v | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 942 |
programmerhumor | mgorski08 | igr5kqf | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golden ratio is actually an irRATIOnal number.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 855 |
programmerhumor | RandallOfLegend | igrk0ws | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 767 |
programmerhumor | KendrickEqualsBooty | igrav55 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name of the method where you just use two ints, one for the number before the decimal and one for the number after.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | Aromatic-Bread-6855 | igro0f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 493 |
programmerhumor | ButtEater344 | igrh7pf | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[std::ratio](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/header/ratio) says hello<|eor|><|sor|>Don't care + didn't ask + std::ratio<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | ThomasTheHighEngine | igraz4l | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golden ratio is actually an irRATIOnal number.<|eor|><|sor|>"Look what they need to mimic fractions square roots and logarithms and trig functions and..." doesn't really roll off the tongue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Monochromatic_Kuma | igrbza6 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name of the method where you just use two ints, one for the number before the decimal and one for the number after.<|eor|><|sor|>Fixed-point arithmetic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | incredible-mee | igrt9ad | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|sor|>*rocket crashed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | Kered13 | igrd3ik | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name of the method where you just use two ints, one for the number before the decimal and one for the number after.<|eor|><|sor|>Fixed-point arithmetic?<|eor|><|sor|>Fixed point does not typically use two ints. ... | 222 |
programmerhumor | TheCakelsALie | igru1yx | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|sor|>*rocket crashed<|eor|><|sor|>Don't tell me you guys took g =... | 209 |
programmerhumor | whackylabs | igrdqkt | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[std::ratio](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/header/ratio) says hello<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | igrho2y | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can do math on fractions while keeping them as numerators and denominators, but it's unpleasant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Oponik | igrly19 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[std::ratio](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/header/ratio) says hello<|eor|><|sor|>Don't care + didn't ask + std::ratio<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck is a sexually transmitted database?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | omgitsaHEADCRAB | igrmnvh | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>22.0/7.0 was very common in older Fortran code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Biospider | igrp0l9 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>22.0/7.0 was very common in older Fortran code<|eor|><|sor|>I heard the 22/7 pi approximation as a child, but never thought about it again. Onl... | 114 |
programmerhumor | ninjaredbeard | igrpwdq | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/2205/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | curtmack | igrxa11 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can do math on fractions while keeping them as numerators and denominators, but it's unpleasant<|eor|><|sor|>In Common Lisp it's a built-in data type. `(/ 2 3)` is `2/3`, which is a single value of type `ratio`. It als... | 86 |
programmerhumor | _Weyland_ | igryu5r | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|sor|>*rocket crashed<|eor|><|sor|>Don't tell me you guys took g =... | 86 |
programmerhumor | Beachhaze | ncbmt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,986 |
programmerhumor | OccasionalDeveloper | gy4m58e | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On Monday, the PM:
>Hey, can we whip up a demo for Friday?
On Friday:
>Looks great, lets keep that in place and build on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,854 |
programmerhumor | leovin | gy4hu1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,501 |
programmerhumor | Turtle_Tots | gy54ior | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Man standing on his own yelling at giants grumpi... | 1,450 |
programmerhumor | siggystabs | gy49878 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone clarify for me, isn't the energy usage correlated to how many people are mining? Not, how many transactions are being made? I think there's obviously a relationship between those two variables, but it's indirect.
I... | 1,025 |
programmerhumor | byebybuy | gy4zqoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like my typical development process.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to have a "lessons learned" meeting after to talk about all the stuff you'll just forget to do next time anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | mtmosier | gy4bvr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone clarify for me, isn't the energy usage correlated to how many people are mining? Not, how many transactions are being made? I think there's obviously a relationship between those two variables, but it's indirect.
I... | 854 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | gy50oxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like my typical development process.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to have a "lessons learned" meeting after to talk about all the stuff you'll just forget to do next time anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>Sprint retrospective immediatel... | 687 |
programmerhumor | justingolden21 | gy595c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Man standing on his own yelling at giants grumpi... | 609 |
programmerhumor | Proxy_PlayerHD | gy4eanb | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>imagine if crypto developed around doing some form of scientific calculations instead of useless number crunching.
would it work like BOINC, except you get paid? hmm, then someone would have to actually pay people so it really... | 582 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | gy59f2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On Monday, the PM:
>Hey, can we whip up a demo for Friday?
On Friday:
>Looks great, lets keep that in place and build on it.<|eor|><|sor|>We'll call that the beta release, customers are testing now..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 522 |
programmerhumor | elyca98 | gy52m26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | Beachhaze | gy492tn | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's funny, but we should think about what we make. If we're not thinking about the ethics about what we're making than it's on us when it causes harm.
This is one of my big problems with tech, the constant emphasis on progres... | 431 |
programmerhumor | orangejake | gy4txwz | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone clarify for me, isn't the energy usage correlated to how many people are mining? Not, how many transactions are being made? I think there's obviously a relationship between those two variables, but it's indirect.
I... | 415 |
programmerhumor | CthulhuLies | gy57dwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Man standing on his own yelling at giants grumpi... | 325 |
programmerhumor | MiLlamoEsMatt | gy54onf | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Due to a falling out with NPM, a JS package mana... | 251 |
programmerhumor | jadeskye7 | gy47o8r | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's fun how Elon is sooo concerned about the environmental impact of bitcoin right now despite his previous hype about it, not to mention that he runs a company that literally uses toxic heavy metals to produce the batteries f... | 238 |
programmerhumor | circuit10 | gy4dpdq | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's funny, but we should think about what we make. If we're not thinking about the ethics about what we're making than it's on us when it causes harm.
This is one of my big problems with tech, the constant emphasis on progres... | 235 |
programmerhumor | whutchamacallit | gy5hun1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On Monday, the PM:
>Hey, can we whip up a demo for Friday?
On Friday:
>Looks great, lets keep that in place and build on it.<|eor|><|sor|>We'll call that the beta release, customers are testing now..<|eor|><|sor|>Oh you didn... | 227 |
programmerhumor | ThisPICAintFREE | 10d7i2y | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,825 |
programmerhumor | PepperPieTim | j4kgcrj | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statem... | 9,448 |
programmerhumor | blackholewaterfall | j4k8zyq | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about UNDERTALE.EXE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,050 |
programmerhumor | q0099 | j4kgelw | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statem... | 4,714 |
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