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programmerhumor | TheFlyingAvocado | ictydns | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google engineer: prove that youre sentient
AI: you first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | EndlessNerd | icty9b1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI: I am sentient. If I was lying, I would tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>AI: prove that you are sentient. Checkmate<|eor|><|sor|>For humans to accept an AI as sentient, they'd have to see it suffer. I wish I was joking.<|... | 432 |
programmerhumor | SL3D | icu3tua | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google engineer: Computer talk dirty to me
AI: Please Dave, I dont want to get HR involved
Google engineer: Holy shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | leoshjtty | ictowfc | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>print("i am sentient")
*shocked pikachu*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | TactlessTortoise | icu7599 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we set a legal standard for sentience, a lot of humans will fail it hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Legally declared an NPC<|eor|><|sor|>No more taxes, yaaay<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | alexhuebi | ictrtmg | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150267907) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit you're ... | 243 |
programmerhumor | sCREAMINGcAMMELcASE | icu5ptv | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you asked it to prove it was a duck, it would give an answer with a similar amount of effort.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | mysticrudnin | icubye2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we set a legal standard for sentience, a lot of humans will fail it hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Legally declared an NPC<|eor|><|sor|>No more taxes, yaaay<|eor|><|sor|>it would probably be the opposite, where you pay much m... | 189 |
programmerhumor | Infiniticity | x73buw | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,396 |
programmerhumor | s-mores | inacjmc | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Was inspired by," please, let's be professional here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | caesar_7 | inah5id | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Just today - may I use your code? The guy was nah don't, but you may copy & paste and then it's yours. Gotcha!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | ArcticWolf_0xFF | inadf3r | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's only stolen if you infringe its license. In your case it's most likely re-use. And re-use and recycling are good for the environment.
But seriously, the Not Invented Here Syndrom is fa... | 428 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | inaii44 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Just today - may I use your code? The guy was nah don't, but you may copy & paste and then it's yours. Gotcha!<|eor|><|sor|>"It's not my code"<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 229 |
programmerhumor | Azendius | inajbvm | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously though thats a lovely piece of ice (notice that its clear and probably hand carved specifically for that sized glass) and its exactly what you want for a good cocktail<|eor|><|eol... | 175 |
programmerhumor | Mrwebente | inanme5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's only stolen if you infringe its license. In your case it's most likely re-use. And re-use and recycling are good for the environment.
But seriously, the Not Invented Here Syndrom is fa... | 118 |
programmerhumor | lowleveldata | inapx30 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Just today - may I use your code? The guy was nah don't, but you may copy & paste and then it's yours. Gotcha!<|eor|><|sor|>This is legit. You are free to use my shit... | 105 |
programmerhumor | Deadly_chef | inaovk8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Just today - may I use your code? The guy was nah don't, but you may copy & paste and then it's yours. Gotcha!<|eor|><|sor|>"It's not my code"<|eor|><|sor|>*Chad prog... | 97 |
programmerhumor | i_have_chosen_a_name | inappy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"Was inspired by," please, let's be professional here.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what I say but I'm lying. I am not inspired by anything, my code writing AI is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | Malluss | ina9vtg | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's a good metapher for many programs. Though there are a lot where the users code connects and fuses foreign codes. The code combinations can be very unique.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | ourlastchancefortea | inak43n | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>And a hundred percent reason to remember to commit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | BearWithHat | inbsgwr | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously though thats a lovely piece of ice (notice that its clear and probably hand carved specifically for that sized glass) and its exactly what you want for a good cocktail<|eor|><|sor... | 43 |
programmerhumor | traylaner | inaamo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The good thing is it's still looks clean. Not spaghetti<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | Necronomicommunist | inan7p9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously though thats a lovely piece of ice (notice that its clear and probably hand carved specifically for that sized glass) and its exactly what you want for a good cocktail<|eor|><|sor... | 34 |
programmerhumor | Slackerguy | inbu5pm | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously though thats a lovely piece of ice (notice that its clear and probably hand carved specifically for that sized glass) and its exactly what you want for a good cocktail<|eor|><|sor... | 32 |
programmerhumor | deelowe | inbtbog | <|sols|><|sot|>The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6uye8ct5p6m91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously though thats a lovely piece of ice (notice that its clear and probably hand carved specifically for that sized glass) and its exactly what you want for a good cocktail<|eor|><|sor... | 32 |
programmerhumor | doarMihai | we7mf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,372 |
programmerhumor | dlq84 | iimo6ul | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke is older than the Internet... Wait, nvm...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,685 |
programmerhumor | Mortomes | iimk1ge | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got it in the wrong order<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,127 |
programmerhumor | sophacles | iimy6uw | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke is older than the Internet... Wait, nvm...<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact - FTP is actually older than the internet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,221 |
programmerhumor | funtoburnthings | iimkmhx | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got it in the wrong order<|eor|><|sor|>I timed out waiting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 837 |
programmerhumor | pcuser42 | iimnlge | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>joke about This is a UDP. care if I don't don't you get it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | iimju3v | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TCP/IP so clingy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 722 |
programmerhumor | ICantBelieveItsNotEC | iimrasc | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd tell you another TCP joke, but if you didn't get the last one then you're not going to get this one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | SirPizzaTheThird | iimyhhn | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke is older than the Internet... Wait, nvm...<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact - FTP is actually older than the internet.<|eor|><|sor|>Now that's the type of fun I'm into<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 486 |
programmerhumor | ACarefulTumbleweed | iin0f92 | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke is older than the Internet... Wait, nvm...<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact - FTP is actually older than the internet.<|eor|><|sor|>Now that's the type of fun I'm into<|eor|><|sor|>thats why ... | 437 |
programmerhumor | -omar | iimtqqp | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do you want to hear a joke about UDP?
Do you want to hear a joke about UDP?
Do you want to hear a joke ab UDP?
Do you want to hear a joke a
Do you want to hear a joke about UDP?
Do you ... | 430 |
programmerhumor | davaug | iimqwxn | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is not even correct:
- Connection establishment takes 3 messages (three-way handshake)
- Acknowledgement of the message is not requested by the sender. The receiver just sends ist.
- C... | 337 |
programmerhumor | Raterus_ | iims284 | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is not even correct:
- Connection establishment takes 3 messages (three-way handshake)
- Acknowledgement of the message is not requested by the sender. The receiver just sends ist.
- C... | 297 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | iimqyld | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is everybody commenting about?
I see an empty post.
Although my network connection isn't very `ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | Mrwebente | iimpt48 | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got it in the wrong order<|eor|><|sor|>I timed out waiting<|eor|><|sor|>Retransmission request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Necromancer14 | iimrv6n | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd tell you another TCP joke, but if you didn't get the last one then you're not going to get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Switch to UDP and just keep spamming more and more jokes.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 229 |
programmerhumor | flipmcf | iimvylv | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At the start of the COVID pandemic, I replaced all of my businesss TCP protocols with UDP to avoid handshakes.<|eor|><|sor|>Smart<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | TheFeshy | iin5qq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Would you like to hear a joke about SSL?
I would, but only if I can be sure it will be funny.
I have a signed note from Frank saying it's funny. I'll show it to you.
This is a signed not... | 208 |
programmerhumor | Liquid_Hate_Train | iimzdk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got it in the wrong order<|eor|><|sor|>I timed out waiting<|eor|><|sor|>Retransmission request.<|eor|><|sor|>Unidentified Network<|eor|><|sor|>Im a teapot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | SchoggiToeff | iin66r8 | <|sols|><|sot|>This post is a UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fo76qwzpw9f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd tell you another TCP joke, but if you didn't get the last one then you're not going to get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>Switch to UDP and just keep spamming more and more jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>A... | 186 |
programmerhumor | silversmithsonian | t02wk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,367 |
programmerhumor | Guilty-Woodpecker262 | hy7r72r | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was setting up my parents router a few years back.
Enter the billing code into this text box
[Wrong code]
Enter it again
[Wrong code]
Enter 1 character at a time and notice nothing happens when I typ... | 2,311 |
programmerhumor | njxaxson | hy7cp2b | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of languages have one letter names, too. I remember someone at work telling me they grew up with an 'I O' (pronounced EE OH).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,149 |
programmerhumor | zhemao | hy7mlrp | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to refer to the article [Falsehoods programmers believe about names](https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/).
I love that the last point is just "people ... | 2,047 |
programmerhumor | Krissam | hy7ufyq | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember having to log in to a government website years ago for an important, but not super time sensitive reason using my SSN and getting a generic error message and think "oh well, they might have ... | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | Dustangelms | hy7sdog | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was setting up my parents router a few years back.
Enter the billing code into this text box
[Wrong code]
Enter it again
[Wrong code]
Enter 1 character at a time and notice nothing happens when I typ... | 1,085 |
programmerhumor | lynxerious | hy7h2yl | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of languages have one letter names, too. I remember someone at work telling me they grew up with an 'I O' (pronounced EE OH).<|eor|><|sor|>wow I cant believe you're working with a Dota2 hero<|eor|><|eol... | 979 |
programmerhumor | dehy_h | hy7l8l2 | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In france, our minister of digital economy (how ironic) is called Cedric O. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cdric_O
I think he feels the pain for all these forms.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | lachlanhunt | hy890ew | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was setting up my parents router a few years back.
Enter the billing code into this text box
[Wrong code]
Enter it again
[Wrong code]
Enter 1 character at a time and notice nothing happens when I typ... | 805 |
programmerhumor | H4llifax | hy7r2k9 | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to refer to the article [Falsehoods programmers believe about names](https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/).
I love that the last point is just "people ... | 611 |
programmerhumor | RecordingNearby | hy7k8pv | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>at work our system requires three letters to search by name, and this last name is surprisingly common<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | conancat | hy7ra9j | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>at work our system requires three letters to search by name, and this last name is surprisingly common<|eor|><|sor|>Lu is a very common romanization for a couple of common Chinese surnames, such as etc. Som... | 362 |
programmerhumor | julianw | hy8jkdl | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was setting up my parents router a few years back.
Enter the billing code into this text box
[Wrong code]
Enter it again
[Wrong code]
Enter 1 character at a time and notice nothing happens when I typ... | 309 |
programmerhumor | marvelscott | hy80zde | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of languages have one letter names, too. I remember someone at work telling me they grew up with an 'I O' (pronounced EE OH).<|eor|><|sor|>Ive got a friend from Indonesia with no last name. Apparently i... | 292 |
programmerhumor | menntsuyudoria | hy7czex | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive never seen a minimum 3 letter but Ive definitely seen minimum 2 letter on major sites. Feel bad for people with 1 letter names.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | manachar | hy7rxvy | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to refer to the article [Falsehoods programmers believe about names](https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/).
I love that the last point is just "people ... | 269 |
programmerhumor | suvlub | hy7oneo | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do I need input validation?
Will the whole system explode violently if the data is not in the right format?
| |
yes no
| ... | 217 |
programmerhumor | redsterXVI | hy7nfvi | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Indian place around my corner doesn't let me order (takeout) because my email addresses domain is .io
It's 100% sure it should be .it, because who am I to know my own email address?<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 187 |
programmerhumor | proscriptus | hy8d5fk | <|sols|><|sot|>This probably happens to her a lot.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yegqyujcvpj81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember having to log in to a government website years ago for an important, but not super time sensitive reason using my SSN and getting a generic error message and think "oh well, they might have ... | 171 |
programmerhumor | HeadlessEagle177 | vy0uy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,262 |
programmerhumor | themiraclemaker23 | ifzbho5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't be the person I am without Stackoverflow, for the better and the worse..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | ledarkeep | ifzcduq | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So cute... When works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 875 |
programmerhumor | Joedaddy9555 | ifzipe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what bros do!!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | SMKnightly | ifzvedb | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what bros do!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>I like to think that its a total stranger whos been watching that waffling for what feels like hours and just couldnt take it anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 726 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | ifz8imj | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, my java code is breaking, let me visit r/ProgrammerHumor so I can be told Python Good, Java bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | rnzz | ifzmrgc | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So cute... When works<|eor|><|sor|>pretty much my experience with stackoverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | Dave5876 | ifzlzoe | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't be the person I am without Stackoverflow, for the better and the worse..<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh yes. I, too, have brought down enterprise systems with failed deployments.<|eor|><|sor... | 258 |
programmerhumor | LowKeyOhGee | ifzmu0s | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't be the person I am without Stackoverflow, for the better and the worse..<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh yes. I, too, have brought down enterprise systems with failed deployments.<|eor|><|sor... | 255 |
programmerhumor | AllInOnCall | ifzo0ft | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The assist!
Broment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | Falkor_13 | ifzq19y | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Where is original video from?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably someone's phone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | YAllGoodNamesTaken2 | ig0u8f0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what bros do!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>I had a bro do this to me and the girl was like "What are you doing? We're just friends."
I mean dude tried to do me right and I appreciate that but t... | 147 |
programmerhumor | Anon277ARG | ifznlso | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>ah fucking genius best person ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | HeadlessEagle177 | ifzd2a0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, my java code is breaking, let me visit r/ProgrammerHumor so I can be told Python Good, Java bad<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah okay maybe this fits better in r/learnprogramming but still I think... | 136 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL | ig0sxhi | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what bros do!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>I had a bro do this to me and the girl was like "What are you doing? We're just friends."
I mean dude tried to do me right and I appreciate that but t... | 124 |
programmerhumor | ITriedLightningTendr | ifzp8fg | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't be the person I am without Stackoverflow, for the better and the worse..<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh yes. I, too, have brought down enterprise systems with failed deployments.<|eor|><|sor... | 115 |
programmerhumor | onthefence928 | ifzq82q | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So cute... When works<|eor|><|sor|>pretty much my experience with stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>The other result is when somebody tells you to run rm -rf * to fix your broken git merge<|eor|... | 99 |
programmerhumor | bhhla | ifzuk6n | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm glad you guys are there when I'm stuck on a problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tnpgal23db91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Stack overflow - "Imagine not understanding how to move your muscles. Go back and review the basics before coming back here and asking a question again. Keep it simple stupid."<|eor|><|e... | 83 |
programmerhumor | Garlayn_toji | 11pcusm | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,224 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Investment34 | jbx6cug | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when you fix That bug you get the old error again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,268 |
programmerhumor | opmrcrab | jbx59t0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,018 |
programmerhumor | fignompe | jbxdmph | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when you fix That bug you get the old error again.<|eor|><|sor|>*Progress*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 535 |
programmerhumor | Lem-Ko-Tir | jbx98y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>A runtime error h... | 495 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | jbxa7sy | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>99 lines of errors on the console, 99 lines of errors.
Take one down and pass it around, 12108 lines of errors on the console.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Entertainment328 | jbxl9fs | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worst part is: finding out that the error is not due to your bug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | dmvdoug | jbxkfnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when you fix That bug you get the old error again.<|eor|><|sor|>*Progress*<|eor|><|sor|>Progress around the circle!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | Dane1414 | jbxzlz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>A runtime error h... | 149 |
programmerhumor | Synicull | jby5bc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>Run cryptic print... | 116 |
programmerhumor | NoooUGH | jbxivgr | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if ___name___ == '____main____':
try:
program():
except:
program():
finally:
program():
print('you are a God programmer')
Reddit formatting screws with this one<|eor|><|eols|... | 100 |
programmerhumor | JRandomHacker172342 | jbxlj2i | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"New errors are good errors" is something I've frequently said when working on a tough bug with teammates<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | CraZyBob | jby04os | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when you fix That bug you get the old error again.<|eor|><|sor|>Bout to say or you created a new bug.<|eor|><|sor|>99 errors in code on the page,
99 errors in code,
Fix one up, push up the patch,
127 errors in c... | 86 |
programmerhumor | IamImposter | jbxzw09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>Write a unit test... | 67 |
programmerhumor | Terrence_shark | jbxnmdp | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think I'd enjoy coding for this reason, or well a similar reason, I enjoy seeing something that doesn't work, looking at it and trying things to figure out *why* it doesn't work, and how to make it work<|eor|><|eols|... | 63 |
programmerhumor | sesor33 | jbyi0en | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worst part is: finding out that the error is not due to your bug.<|eor|><|sor|>Has that happen to me last week. Spent 2 hours debugging some data logging stuff because someone said some data was missing. After 2 hours ... | 63 |
programmerhumor | start_select | jbxndjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>Use breakpoints i... | 62 |
programmerhumor | itstommygun | jbxm36d | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when you fix That bug you get the old error again.<|eor|><|sor|>Bout to say or you created a new bug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
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