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programmerhumor | Tr0user_Snake | gbej2fu | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Spoken like two brogrammers in an intro to programming class<|eor|><|sor|>Especially since the '#' doesn't indicate that some text is "not worth reading". It specifies the beginning of a specific token to the lexer that is then i... | 110 |
programmerhumor | tndaris | gbeex93 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> #!/usr/bin/python3<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't bash read that though, not python? Or am I thinking of something else?
Edit: Huh, Cunningham's Law.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct, that's a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix)<|eor|><|... | 110 |
programmerhumor | J3fbr0nd0 | gbebqj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Totally agree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8009e2mxvox51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ugh. A hashtag is an octothorpe and the word or conjoined words following it. Is is not appropriate to refer to the octothorpe itself as a hashtag.<|eor|><|sor|>Its always the pound sign to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | sixpackofabs | v5xhln | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,937 |
programmerhumor | Thx_And_Bye | ibcgd1b | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> is U+1F414 (approved in 2010) and is U+1F95A (approved in 2016).
So the chicken indeed existed before the egg did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,710 |
programmerhumor | seenukarthi | ibce7iy | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,909 |
programmerhumor | jochem4208 | ibck8hx | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,135 |
programmerhumor | Malix82 | ibcm75i | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>but the plot thickens: https://i.imgur.com/3Tl6T3J.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | ibckd3m | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to documentation, the first chicken egg was laid by something which was not a chicken.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 826 |
programmerhumor | -__-x | ibcoapc | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>but the plot thickens: https://i.imgur.com/3Tl6T3J.png<|eor|><|sor|>the plot chickens<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 742 |
programmerhumor | ConradT16 | ibcklk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> is U+1F414 (approved in 2010) and is U+1F95A (approved in 2016).
So the chicken indeed existed before the egg did.<|eor|><|sor|>Could it be alphabetical? C before E<|eor|><|sor|>Emojis are encoded in Unicode<|eor|>... | 736 |
programmerhumor | Aleksey259 | ibckcuy | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 734 |
programmerhumor | HorochovPL | ibcn066 | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> is U+1F414 (approved in 2010) and is U+1F95A (approved in 2016).
So the chicken indeed existed before the egg did.<|eor|><|sor|>Wish it was approved in different order. That would keep the fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 717 |
programmerhumor | funcalamari | ibcu6o2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to documentation, the first chicken egg was laid by something which was not a chicken.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean this is the correct answer. The first 100% chicken egg was laid by a creature that was 99.99% chicken... | 507 |
programmerhumor | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | ibce4wq | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JS Array.sort is weird. Do not trust it.
``[32, 2, 43, 101, 1025, 5].sort()
// Result: (5) [101, 1025, 2, 32, 43, 5]``<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | lemao_squash | ibcktwv | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>dont<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | Dragongeek | ibcra9b | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to documentation, the first chicken egg was laid by something which was not a chicken.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean this is the correct answer. The first 100% chicken egg was laid by a creature that was 99.99% chicken... | 405 |
programmerhumor | shrihankp12 | ibckfak | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | yeetyboi56 | ibckhwt | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>dont<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | BaffoRasta | ibcf99w | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JS Array.sort is weird. Do not trust it.
``[32, 2, 43, 101, 1025, 5].sort()
// Result: (5) [101, 1025, 2, 32, 43, 5]``<|eor|><|sor|>So is it essentially turning them into stings and sorting them? Like wtf.<|eor|><|so... | 320 |
programmerhumor | DopestDope42069 | ibcf3m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JS Array.sort is weird. Do not trust it.
``[32, 2, 43, 101, 1025, 5].sort()
// Result: (5) [101, 1025, 2, 32, 43, 5]``<|eor|><|sor|>So is it essentially turning them into stings and sorting them? Like wtf.<|eor|><|eo... | 311 |
programmerhumor | Not_AM5 | ibcl7ft | <|sols|><|sot|>Greatest mystery solved.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/exmzrxcygy391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont trust JavaScript sort.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't trust JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't JavaScript<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>dont<|eor|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|sor|>r/DecreasinglyVerbose<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | JustSpaceExperiment | 11yxx7g | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,860 |
programmerhumor | Anaxamander57 | jda8tlr | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,904 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | jda01gu | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If ever you needed proof that HR in technical fields can be woefully disconnected from reality heres a perfect example.
But more than a few library creators have been asked to prove competence in their library while inte... | 4,422 |
programmerhumor | Phleau | jd9zk5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,311 |
programmerhumor | recaffeinated | jdaaqzh | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain atta... | 3,711 |
programmerhumor | GoodForTheTongue | jdaddsc | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain atta... | 3,577 |
programmerhumor | psitor | jdajx67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain atta... | 2,544 |
programmerhumor | TurretX | jda4q1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If ever you needed proof that HR in technical fields can be woefully disconnected from reality heres a perfect example.
But more than a few library creators have been asked to prove competence in their library while inte... | 2,352 |
programmerhumor | Antrikshy | jdac2tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I decided to verify this. Found [this article](https://www.theregister.com/2010/04/21/ken_thompson_take_our_test/) in The Register, from 2010.
>The snippet emerged in a book called Coders At Work, published last Septembe... | 1,953 |
programmerhumor | veryusedrname | jda4zrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If ever you needed proof that HR in technical fields can be woefully disconnected from reality heres a perfect example.
But more than a few library creators have been asked to prove competence in their library while inte... | 1,526 |
programmerhumor | Comrade_Vladimov | jda3hpp | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written<|eor|><|sor|>He wasn't just there, he helped fucking write it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,482 |
programmerhumor | mina86ng | jdamqih | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I decided to verify this. Found [this article](https://www.theregister.com/2010/04/21/ken_thompson_take_our_test/) in The Register, from 2010.
>The snippet emerged in a book called Coders At Work, published last Septembe... | 949 |
programmerhumor | locri | jda02kv | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do you think management and HR might be acting a little weird towards actual engineers and tech guys?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 907 |
programmerhumor | Antrikshy | jdabh3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written<|eor|><|sor|>He wasn't just there, he helped fucking write it<|eor|><|sor|>Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I wrote it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 897 |
programmerhumor | DragonSlayerC | jdarw4c | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>He hates C++ with a passion, ... | 854 |
programmerhumor | GoodForTheTongue | jdakr9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Googles supply chain atta... | 845 |
programmerhumor | Trucoto | jdamps2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>He hates C++ with a passion, ... | 802 |
programmerhumor | theGentlemanInWhite | jdav8nu | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Things Ken Thompson invented or was involved in creating: Unix, C, C++, UTF-8, grep, supply chain attacks
Imagine being the person to ask him to take a test to see if he knew C.<|eor|><|sor|>He hates C++ with a passion, ... | 773 |
programmerhumor | JustSpaceExperiment | jda8oav | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>HR: Do you know any of the original authors of C?
KEN:
<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 716 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jda142q | <|sols|><|sot|>Gigachad Ken Thomson.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/283ew0cn2dpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>They asking for 60 years of experience too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | 123456American | p46vz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,792 |
programmerhumor | Super-administrator | h8wxmdk | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,149 |
programmerhumor | NotTooShahby | h8xampj | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong.
*... | 3,088 |
programmerhumor | Real-Syrup4487 | h8xd7dg | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong.
*... | 2,759 |
programmerhumor | CoffeePieAndHobbits | h8ww9c7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewed someone earlier this year for an entry level position. Candidate claimed to know some Java, C++, SQL, etc... Looked good on paper. Asked them to do a simple programming exercise. They had no idea where to start.... | 1,927 |
programmerhumor | RusskiEnigma | h8x1ktq | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewed someone earlier this year for an entry level position. Candidate claimed to know some Java, C++, SQL, etc... Looked good on paper. Asked them to do a simple programming exercise. They had no idea where to start.... | 1,582 |
programmerhumor | DarkScorpion48 | h8x48uf | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|sor|>This the right answer. In countries where firing people is difficult... | 1,437 |
programmerhumor | vickera | h8wtp2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>7/10 people i interview have "expert level knowledge" in certain technologies. So I ask them expert level questions. After they completely whiff the first few, I go to some beginner questions. After the whiff those, their "... | 1,118 |
programmerhumor | thislooksfun1 | h8xnxn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong.
*... | 809 |
programmerhumor | thislooksfun1 | h8xmfvj | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong.
*... | 731 |
programmerhumor | meliaesc | h8x20ug | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewed someone earlier this year for an entry level position. Candidate claimed to know some Java, C++, SQL, etc... Looked good on paper. Asked them to do a simple programming exercise. They had no idea where to start.... | 731 |
programmerhumor | I_Was_Fox | h8xgpg2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong.
*... | 684 |
programmerhumor | EvilShadeZz | h8xmgo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong.
*... | 545 |
programmerhumor | dontaggravation | h8x9uox | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because boot camps and the like. I cant tell you the number of people I see going to software boot camps. Become a dev in 3 months. Just pay $4500 we will teach you angular, C#, html, CSS Youll be a developer
So many ... | 538 |
programmerhumor | ManagerOfLove | h8xaycv | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Companies are looking for GOOD developers, not somebody who knows the difference between a scripting language and C++. But most students could simply not gain those experiences and companies are not interested in teaching b... | 423 |
programmerhumor | henry_logan_1987 | h8xg4sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|sor|>This the right answer. In countries where firing people is difficult... | 422 |
programmerhumor | rothIsBadHeSaidSo | h8xlov0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've interviewed for 3 software development jobs in the last 12 months. Each time it was mentioned that I didn't have as much experience as what they're looking for, that I don't know enough about the language, and that I d... | 406 |
programmerhumor | Emperor-Valtorei | h8xb8z6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once interviewed with a company locally for an internship. They asked me to find the largest integer in an array. I asked afterwards, do many people get that right? They replied youd be surprised how many get it wrong.
*... | 376 |
programmerhumor | henry_logan_1987 | h8x7z5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech skill shortage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qifvkymhebh71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the market is oversaturated with candidates who write poor software. It is particularly difficult to find _good_ software developers.<|eor|><|sor|>This the right answer. In countries where firing people is difficult... | 373 |
programmerhumor | Far_Calligrapher_215 | 103q1g9 | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,759 |
programmerhumor | khendron | j31jepp | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,373 |
programmerhumor | khendron | j31p24t | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 1,424 |
programmerhumor | AMGraduate564 | j31mrtp | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|eols|... | 1,021 |
programmerhumor | Far_Calligrapher_215 | j30hv7l | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Huh? What about pulling a programmers huge package?<|eor|><|soopr|>Isn't that what we're known for? Our huge schlongs<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 839 |
programmerhumor | TheFiftGuy | j30kpl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 573 |
programmerhumor | freefolkonly | j31rx9u | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 401 |
programmerhumor | HumunculiTzu | j31dj9u | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>While not a competitor, we did lose a lot of people to Salesforce who just announced 10% layoffs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | cheapcheap1 | j323ydt | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 261 |
programmerhumor | RichCorinthian | j31t9yg | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Any company that is hiring 25 developers at once is either an ins... | 259 |
programmerhumor | khendron | j31tz3m | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Any company that is hiring 25 developers at once is either an ins... | 250 |
programmerhumor | Peni3ro | j31asct | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would they want only programmers with a huge package?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | Madk81 | j311tlf | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I run a revshare guild where people can come on and off to learn all aspects of game dev. I had one guy who's work I loved so much I promoted him to other companies... Apparently one hired him,and he told me his new job is to ... | 192 |
programmerhumor | aGuyNamedScrunchie | j30jrpb | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like it's time to make like a rabbit and hop!
^^also ^^fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | ballpit-witch | j30uiq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Huh? What about pulling a programmers huge package?<|eor|><|soopr|>Isn't that what we're known for? Our huge schlongs<|eoopr|><|sor|>Only the ones getting pulled according to your meme<|eor|><|sor|>Sadly my pull requests are ne... | 172 |
programmerhumor | Tangurena | j31r7h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft did this to Borland. Legend has it that they parked a limo out front of the Borland office and the recruiters in the back were authorized to write very large checks. Hired almost all of the compiler team. Killed Borla... | 145 |
programmerhumor | datvm | j31fv27 | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Disgusting indeed. Imagine hiring only programmers with 3GB `node_modules` folders.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | denis_denis05 | j31za1a | <|sols|><|sot|>For real though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpx0v8xj67aa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time a coworker left for another company and we all gave him a copy of our resumes when he left. The guy got something like 24 referral bonuses.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean 24 of you switched to his new company?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 122 |
programmerhumor | bhatushar | ink6yz | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,733 |
programmerhumor | eyekwah2 | g482cc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*invents magic*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,179 |
programmerhumor | FishySwede | g483w37 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently.
If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,508 |
programmerhumor | Da_Viper | g482vo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,755 |
programmerhumor | bhatushar | g483p7e | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,590 |
programmerhumor | bhatushar | g4840yj | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently.
If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, good point.
It reminds me of a quote I heard in one... | 1,060 |
programmerhumor | Thetman38 | g483h9w | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I've explained my code using the term "auto-magically" is too damn high<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 627 |
programmerhumor | Ch00singBeggar | g484ywk | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|sor|>> import world.com.extras.magic.MagicFactory;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | mistahj0517 | g4888db | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently.
If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, good point.
It reminds me of a quote I heard in one... | 398 |
programmerhumor | andai | g488njz | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, as long as they think what we do is magic, we'll get paid decently.
If they understand what we do they'll just be afraid.<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, good point.
It reminds me of a quote I heard in one... | 390 |
programmerhumor | Parachuteee | g486elg | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think it's a local network data streaming type of thing. It probably uses sockets to send data between you and the server (and then eventually your other devices).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | bhatushar | g483ky3 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I've explained my code using the term "auto-magically" is too damn high<|eor|><|soopr|>It's the new "Did XXX using algorithms".<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | whattheclap | g485txp | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|sor|>> import world.com.extras.magic.MagicFactory;<|eor|><|sor|>import * as magic from world... | 226 |
programmerhumor | KingOfVim | g4876gx | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If my code was described as magic I'd be pretty happy tbh...<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I designed it to do that. ( )<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | Schiffy94 | g486lrh | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I've explained my code using the term "auto-magically" is too damn high<|eor|><|soopr|>It's the new "Did XXX using algorithms".<|eoopr|><|sor|>We used CODING and ALGORITHMS to solve the... | 219 |
programmerhumor | CDno_Mlqko | g4835ll | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, they just send HTTP data that includes song id and time through the server.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | Famous_Profile | g4877bh | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*invents magic*<|eor|><|sor|>Nah `#include <Magic>`<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah `from ass import magic`<|eoopr|><|sor|>> import world.com.extras.magic.MagicFactory;<|eor|><|sor|>import * as magic from world... | 195 |
programmerhumor | car_crash_kid | g485wnt | <|sols|><|sot|>All the software work "automagically"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvu5gerceil51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tbh having your work be called magic sounds like a good compliment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | captainepeper | sz0enz | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51,699 |
programmerhumor | Cold-Simple947 | hy0x0p3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love how it cleans the corner at the end, Soo satisfying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,176 |
programmerhumor | WhyNotHugo | hy16hhr | <|sols|><|sot|>I made a node package to clean your terminal with a squeegee<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ry778w3angj81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The final swipe on all the borders would leave water stains all around the middle. You need to swipe top to bottom catching all the bits on the side.
Programmers nowadays don't know... | 1,863 |
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