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programmerhumor | PuzzleheadedFinish87 | jjnxyjk | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, yeah. I like the part of coding contests that's solving problems quickly for fun, but really lose it at the point where it becomes a "sport"optimizing for keystrokes, obfuscating to throw off other people read... | 1,749 |
programmerhumor | th1a9oo000 | jjoaq81 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uni hackathons were just eat the free food and piss around while your group tharg solo's it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,633 |
programmerhumor | Apocalypseos | jjoepvh | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want an ocean's 11/expendables esque ensemble movie with all of them getting together for one last job<|eor|><|sor|>Oracle's 11<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,245 |
programmerhumor | zeropointcorp | jjofj7g | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about the people bringing a mobile office setup. I went to a hackaton and a team of 4 walked in and constructed freaking cubicles with surrounding sound proof walls.<|eor|><|sor|>One can left the corpora... | 1,225 |
programmerhumor | Dall0o | jjo0ic6 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tharg sounds like my spirit animal. How do I join the church of tharg?<|eor|><|sor|>Learn you a Haskell and start writing a language. When your lexer/parser is ready, write a http lib to push your new lang to https... | 971 |
programmerhumor | flamion_ | jjnqb1f | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the femboy is missing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | MalPL | jjoa7y9 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, yeah. I like the part of coding contests that's solving problems quickly for fun, but really lose it at the point where it becomes a "sport"optimizing for keystrokes, obfuscating to throw off other people read... | 895 |
programmerhumor | NebXan | jjnuavx | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the femboy is missing<|eor|><|sor|>Also the furry. You meet someone wearing a full fur suit there's a 50/50 chance they're a sysadmin or network engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 824 |
programmerhumor | plumb_eater | jjolzwq | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the delicious memes Im looking for. No more bell curve x language trash<|eor|><|sor|>and is actually somewhat realistic and the descriptions are not forced or filler i love this meme<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, ... | 808 |
programmerhumor | ZXSoru | jjnwzpk | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this post so real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 791 |
programmerhumor | lepapulematoleguau | jjo37wp | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Personal homepage is html 2.0 compliant.
Hahahahaha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 689 |
programmerhumor | EffectiveDependent76 | jjnym22 | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How is that last guy even fair? All the Indian YouTube educators? That guy basically has every phd available!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 663 |
programmerhumor | kaeptnphlop | jjo1bcl | <|sols|><|sot|>So Hows the Hackathon Going?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1q1j85vu54za1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, yeah. I like the part of coding contests that's solving problems quickly for fun, but really lose it at the point where it becomes a "sport"optimizing for keystrokes, obfuscating to throw off other people read... | 609 |
programmerhumor | MaheshtheDev | w4eaze | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53,134 |
programmerhumor | PorkRoll2022 | ih1fdn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17,837 |
programmerhumor | xcski_paul | ih1mj0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a pro... | 6,822 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | ih1kbiz | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|sor|>Is this not how your company does code reviews?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,622 |
programmerhumor | DaniilBSD | ih1dzdi | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GF-deficiency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,716 |
programmerhumor | slowmovinglettuce | ih1l8ic | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|sor|>Is this not how your company does code reviews?<|eor|><|sor|>Code reviews? This is clearly pair programming!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,822 |
programmerhumor | Cody_Garbrandt | ih1ckwb | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing, step coder?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,367 |
programmerhumor | LucienZerger | ih1eo8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>how bold to assume they are coding..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,657 |
programmerhumor | ameddin73 | ih1ts5o | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a pro... | 1,470 |
programmerhumor | Comfortable-Ear-1931 | ih1er04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pair programming at its finest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,402 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | ih1kfma | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GF-deficiency<|eor|><|sor|>Or BF-deficiency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,145 |
programmerhumor | Dave5876 | ih1qbw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR<|eor|><|sor|>Is this not how your company does code reviews?<|eor|><|sor|>Code reviews? This is clearly pair programming!<|eor|><|sor|>I thought this was how you did multi threading<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | ElWanderer_KSP | ih1dynu | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't own an Apple laptop (and neither does my wife)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | Rustynail703 | ih1kmzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>how bold to assume they are coding..<|eor|><|sor|>Yea hes getting pegged watching furry videos. Good point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,011 |
programmerhumor | nickmcpimpson | ih1trw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a pro... | 964 |
programmerhumor | GeePedicy | ih1lab9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GF-deficiency<|eor|><|sor|>Or BF-deficiency<|eor|><|sor|>There are no girls on Reddit, nor girls who can write code /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | Alt_Acc_42069 | ih1zoyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a pro... | 759 |
programmerhumor | kms_ag | ih1e1ff | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll nuke the office if I take off my shoes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | ariN_CS | ih1f7e3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't own an Apple laptop (and neither does my wife)<|eor|><|sor|>I own an Apple laptop but no wife<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 578 |
programmerhumor | GVGavenatoreGR | ih1km1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remember fellow coders. Dependencies lead to inheritance.
Stay safe
Stay protected.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | Shufflepants | ih20zmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats stopping you from coding like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w653aqlzpwc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked at a place that said they did pair programming. What they really did was mob programming, where 3 highly skilled programmers and one junior sat and watched the lead programmer program on a pro... | 438 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | tyyxe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,806 |
programmerhumor | RatherBetter | i3vktnz | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,359 |
programmerhumor | Constant_Parfait_410 | i3vndta | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>All it requires is 7 taps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | i3vpl7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | wrossi81 | i3vrqxj | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | Miiohau | i3vqt2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, after you prove you have the one absolutely nessarly skill to be a developer: how to google the answer to a question.
Bonus this is also the skill you need for all the tech support you will now be doing for your friends and ... | 252 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | i3vnpbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>All it requires is 7 taps<|eor|><|soopr|>r/tippytaps<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | i3w03sf | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>stop reporting this for "misinformation" :(<|eor|><|soopr|>Seriously?
*visible confusion*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | wcslater | i3w169w | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>stop reporting this for "misinformation" :(<|eor|><|soopr|>Seriously?
*visible confusion*<|eoopr|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|soopr|>***Universities hate this one amazing trick***<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | princessParking | i3w07yd | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>stop reporting this for "misinformation" :(<|eor|><|sor|>Is there no Mr. Information? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | ojoaopestana | i3vxq8j | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Developer.<|eor|><|sor|>What? How can you do this?! This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the council and not be a Developer?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | spin-itch | i3vunk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you have to ... | 110 |
programmerhumor | TheAlan404 | i3vpvap | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you have to ... | 104 |
programmerhumor | LMNOP_065 | i3vntjl | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>And for those who aren't they just a few clicks away.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | lliKoTesneciL | i3w191j | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just tried this myself and it told me, "No need, you are already a developer". How did Google know??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | danabrey | i3vtcpj | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>I had my first taste of HTML development.
I needed a change to a site (a kiosk screen) and my boss told me to get out contract ... | 79 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | i3vq16e | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>pov: you became HTML programmer just by joining this subreddit and slacking off at work<|eor|><|sor|>by inspecting elements<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there, that hacking will get you prison time in Missouri.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you have to ... | 69 |
programmerhumor | dethmstr | i3vqeta | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>All it requires is 7 taps<|eor|><|soopr|>r/tippytaps<|eoopr|><|sor|>r/IdTapThat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | Nick_Zacker | i3vy7eh | <|sols|><|sot|>Life Pro Tip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cy1556a3o9s81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, after you prove you have the one absolutely nessarly skill to be a developer: how to google the answer to a question.
Bonus this is also the skill you need for all the tech support you will now be doing for your friends and ... | 56 |
programmerhumor | skadel | i5iokv | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,719 |
programmerhumor | MachineCode86 | g0pjjya | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 2,331 |
programmerhumor | SirHerald | g0pla3l | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 1,787 |
programmerhumor | Habanero_Eyeball | g0pnb4x | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! P... | 868 |
programmerhumor | Stoomba | g0px15i | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 809 |
programmerhumor | MachineCode86 | g0podoq | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 711 |
programmerhumor | _ChestHair_ | g0qbxoj | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 482 |
programmerhumor | kmj442 | g0pxayo | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You mean every sales pitch ever.
​
Sales: Ohh you want this to control the weather, sure we can do that
Engineering: Oh fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | MachineCode86 | g0pxrma | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 390 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | g0psghf | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! P... | 325 |
programmerhumor | nooberman99 | g0pxm4f | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You mean every sales pitch ever.
​
Sales: Ohh you want this to control the weather, sure we can do that
Engineering: Oh fuck<|eor|><|sor|>if celsius == 24:
print("snowy")
Done.<|... | 263 |
programmerhumor | MetaMemeAboutAMeme | g0q05s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dilbert, 19940220
"It has to have a 45 inch screen and still fit in a purse or a wallet. It needs to act as a communications satellite, as well as a room freshener. It must cure deadly diseases, and whiten your teeth whil... | 257 |
programmerhumor | CommanderSean12 | g0q3q7s | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey team, just got off a meeting with the clients. Told them you guys can do XYZ as a special exception for them, you guys can right?"
everyone looks at each before one of us says "uh... no?"
awkward silence, as the per... | 227 |
programmerhumor | NotWorthTheRead | g0qe7r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>I... | 227 |
programmerhumor | battle-obsessed | g0qbmpd | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 219 |
programmerhumor | worldpotato1 | g0pwb0l | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! P... | 180 |
programmerhumor | BloodAndSand44 | g0pz9nn | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a hospital system in the uk called [Lorenzo](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nhs-lorenzo-it-patient-records-blunder_uk_5b9f7c33e4b04d32ebfa268e).
The story was that when it was presented to the govern... | 139 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | g0pxbg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep [reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg).
When it came out years ago I was stunned at how accurate it was.
The more I showed it to people, I then became stunned at how pervasive it is!! P... | 133 |
programmerhumor | SirHerald | g0qefgl | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would always tell the sales staff that they succeeded because I turned their lies into truth. And of course for all their bullshitting, I had to stress about how to make it happen and they got paid better.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 129 |
programmerhumor | mahade | g0qaq4c | <|sols|><|sot|>We've all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h6bzblr0emf51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been in situations like that. Feature-wise we could do it, but time-wise we couldn't. The salesperson was selling something that should take us 10 months. He sold it as a solution we would have ready for production in... | 121 |
programmerhumor | NilsNicNac | w7lkik | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,558 |
programmerhumor | -domi- | ihka4az | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, Cabron would have been better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,780 |
programmerhumor | r00t69 | ihkd4bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,966 |
programmerhumor | Merlinsvault | ihkgmw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My search engine probably thinks I am stalking some girl named Julia...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,272 |
programmerhumor | Auderdo | ihkeuo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So that they can make a joke about adding a Date lib in Carbon-14<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,742 |
programmerhumor | Firemorfox | ihkjn1o | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, this might actually be real. If it does happen, this is hilariously clever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,716 |
programmerhumor | m__a__s | ihkqsx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My search engine probably thinks I am stalking some girl named Julia...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Julia Lang. Know her well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,684 |
programmerhumor | galacticDaemon | ihkdxeh | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, Cabron would have been better.<|eor|><|sor|>Que si hombre...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,642 |
programmerhumor | iligal_odin | ihkunc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, this might actually be real. If it does happen, this is hilariously clever.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the reason Disney ... | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Jacket3710 | ihk9kxg | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 970 |
programmerhumor | IronicStrikes | ihkfjoo | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Same for C, Go, Rust<|eor|><|sor|>"rust not the game" "rust also not the oxidized metal"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 812 |
programmerhumor | erebuxy | ihkbown | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Same for C, Go, Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | dhruvadeep_malakar | ihkath5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I make a programming language i would same it. Silicon. It would be competitor of Carbon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | LackGes0ffen | ihkewla | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I make a programming language i would same it. Silicon. It would be competitor of Carbon.<|eor|><|sor|>We'll end up with a ton of languages named after periodic elements. I'll make osmium then.<|eor|><|sor|>"how to kill child wit... | 637 |
programmerhumor | Pocok5 | ihkfsvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft: Hold my beer.
.NET
.NET Framework
.NET Core
ASP.NET
ASP.NET Core
VB.NET<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | steviestammyepichock | ihl5c4s | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is a conspiracy. The next java replacement language will be called "FREE", for: GO CARBON FREE<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, this might actually be real. If it does happen, this is hilariously clever.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the reason Disney ... | 508 |
programmerhumor | TheOriginalSmileyMan | ihkiua1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Urgh, I remember having to support this crappy email app called...Good. Literally impossible to google it. "Good App", "Good email", "Good email app"
And ironically the app was absolute garbage
EDIT: I didn't imagine it: [https://... | 499 |
programmerhumor | juberish | ihkcee8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Carblang, it's that easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | quote_engine | ihl78w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why Carbon<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1elsoz9j0pd91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My search engine probably thinks I am stalking some girl named Julia...<|eor|><|sor|>> how to kill julia child<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | sakib_shahriyar | lwo971 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52,538 |
programmerhumor | codebullCamelCase | gpimytp | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,193 |
programmerhumor | BaronSharktooth | gpincz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, just learn Java. It will make you like every other language.<|eor|><|sor|>It's as easy as falling off a bike!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,493 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | gpilyvn | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,464 |
programmerhumor | daniu | gpimtaj | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>That *is* a great suggestion - except for web frontend, backend, mobile games, games and ai.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 956 |
programmerhumor | OishikGYT2 | gpiksuj | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>w h e r e p y t h o n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | dmilin | gpinvxo | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|sor|>PowerPoint is even better for AI. Its... | 787 |
programmerhumor | plasmasprings | gpin842 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's a great suggestion.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k27xl646ork61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are using a turing complete language, I'm gonna use Brainfuck<|eor|><|sor|>BF is Turing complete (well kinda, like any other runtime)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
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