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Gasol 11.5 (2.9 off)
Biedrins 11.3 (3.1 off)
Randolph 11.0 (3.1 off)
Love 10.9 (2.7 off)
Murphy 10.5 (2.1 off)
Noah 10.5 (2.7 off)
Jamison 10.1 (3.0 off)
Horford 10.1 (2.4 off)
Nene 10.0 (2.7 off)
Garnett 10.0 (2.3 off)
Deron 10.6
Rondo 10.5
Kidd 9.9
Nash 9.9
Calderon 9.1
Billups 8.6
Davis 8.6
Paul 8.5
Parker 7.8 (39 mpg)
Duhon 7.7
James 7.4
Rose 7.2
Rondo 3.0
Ginobili 2.9
Wade 2.8
Ariza 2.8
Paul 2.6
Bryant 2.6
Davis 2.6
James 2.4
Ellis 2.4
B.Wallace 2.2
J.Smith 2.1
Iguodala 2.0
Chalmers 2.0
Harris 2.0
Okafor 3.2
Duncan 3.1
Howard 3.0
J.Smith 2.8
Perkins 2.6
Haywood 2.6
Lopez 2.5
Bogut 2.5
Yao 2.3
Jefferson 2.3
B.Wallace 2.2
Wade 2.2
J.O'Neal 2.2
Kirilenko 2.2
Camby 2.1
Biedrins 2.1
Ty Thomas 2.1
Noah 2.0
Horford 2.0
Dalembert 2.0 (22 mpg)
Brand 2.0 (30 mpg)
Bynum 2.0
Dampier 2.0
Oden 2.0
As I've maintained in the past, it'd be GREAT if guys actually got hurt in assocations as that's the only thing stopping the game from producing realistic stats.
1. Nuggets
2. Lakers
3. Blazers
4. Rockets
5. Jazz
6. Warriors (only team that won't make playoffs this year)
7. Spurs
8. Mavericks
9. Thunder
10. Suns
11. Clippers
12. Kings (realism! 12th place west team w/ same record as 8th place east team!)
13. Hornets
14. Grizzlies
15. Wolves
1. Magic
2. Cavaliers
3. Hawks
4. Celtics
5. Heat (the top 5 teams, though not in the precise order)
6. Pacers (probably, if it weren't for their real-life injuries)
7. Raptors
8. Wizards
9. Sixers
10. Bobcats
11. Nets
12. Knicks
13. Bulls
14. Bucks
15. Pistons (best explanation i can muster? Ben Wallace missed 17 games which meant 17 starts for Kwame Brown)
1. Nuggets (lose in first round 3-4 to 8th seed Mavs - you have no idea how mad this gets me everytime! The 8th seed wins 1% of the time in real life!)
2. Lakers (lose in NBA Finals 2-4 to 1st seed Magic)
3. Blazers (lose in first round 3-4 to 6th seed Warriors)
4. Rockets (lose in first round 1-4 to 5th seed Jazz - at least they know about the T-Mac curse)
5. Jazz (lose in conference finals 3-4 to 2nd seed Lakers)
6. Warriors (lose in second round 3-4 to 2nd seed Lakers)
7. Kings (lose in first round 1-4 to 2nd seed Lakers)
8. Mavericks (lose in second round 3-4 to 5th seed Jazz)
1. Magic (NBA Champions)