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CAMERON No, I ' m not.
MICHAEL Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're making progress.
CAMERON The hell is that? What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?
MICHAEL Extremely unfortunate maneuver.
CAMERON Hell, I've just been going over the whole thing in my head and -
MICHAEL You told me that part already.
CAMERON It's her favorite band.
MICHAEL Assail your ears for one night.
CAMERON Okay! I wasn't sure
MICHAEL He's pretty!
MICHAEL Dead at forty-one.
CAMERON Her favorite uncle
MICHAEL It's a lung cancer issue
CAMERON Number one. She hates smokers
MICHAEL Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.
CAMERON Will Bogey get bent?
MICHAEL In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.
CAMERON This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.
MICHAEL Like we had a choice? Besides -- when you let the enemy think he's orchestrating the battle, you're in a position of power. We let him pretend he's calling the shots, and while he's busy setting up the plan, you have time to woo Bianca.
CAMERON You got him involved?
MICHAEL Hey -- I've gotta have a few clients when I get to Wall Street.
CAMERON I thought you hated those people.
MICHAEL You know, if you do go out with Bianca, you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone. Strictly A-list. With me by your side.
CAMERON That's what I just said
MICHAEL Did she actually say she'd go out with you?
CAMERON Forget his reputation. Do you think we've got a plan or not?
MICHAEL I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.
CAMERON They always let felons sit in on Honors Biology?
MICHAEL No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just got out of Alcatraz...
CAMERON He seems like he thrives on danger
MICHAEL What makes you think he'll do it?
MICHAEL You wanna go out with him?
CAMERON What about him?
MICHAEL Unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you. So what's the point?
CAMERON I teach her French, get to know her, dazzle her with charm and she falls in love with me.
MICHAEL The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
CAMERON That's her? Bianca's sister?
MICHAEL Yeah, just a minor encounter with the shrew.
MICHAEL You could consecrate with her, my friend.
CAMERON You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?
MICHAEL Guess who just signed up for a tutor?
CAMERON Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada
MICHAEL You know French?
MICHAEL Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
CAMERON He always have that shit-eating grin?
MICHAEL Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.
CAMERON Why do girls like that always like guys like that?
MICHAEL I could start with your haircut, but it doesn't matter. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. And that's an impossibility.
CAMERON Why not?
MICHAEL Bianca Stratford. Sophomore. Don't even think about it
CAMERON Who is she?
MICHAEL You burn, you pine, you perish?
CAMERON That girl -- I --
MICHAEL Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They just jack off to Clint Eastwood.
CAMERON That I'm used to.
MICHAEL Couple thousand. Most of them evil
CAMERON How many people go here?
MICHAEL Get out!
CAMERON Thirty-two.
MICHAEL How many people were in your old school?
CAMERON Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by the cows, though.
MICHAEL I was kidding. People actually live there?
CAMERON North, actually. How'd you ?
MICHAEL So -- which Dakota you from?
MICHAEL C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the tour.
CAMERON So they tell me...
MICHAEL You the new guy?
CAMERON You get the girl.
PATRICK What's the worst?
PATRICK Where?
CAMERON She kissed me.
PATRICK You makin' any headway?
PATRICK She just needs time to cool off I'll give it a day.
CAMERON She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns . That's a direct quote
PATRICK I don ' t know. I decided not to nail her when she was too drunk to remember it.
CAMERON What'd you do to her?
PATRICK Then, go get her
CAMERON Sure
PATRICK Cameron -- do you like the girl?
CAMERON She's partial to Joey, not me
PATRICK What 're you talking about?
CAMERON It's off. The whole thing.
PATRICK Cameron, I'm a little busy
PATRICK Don't make me do it, man
CAMERON Gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow night.
PATRICK So what does that give me? I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?
CAMERON Okay -- Likes: Thai food, feminist prose, and "angry, stinky girl music of the indie-rock persuasion".
CAMERON I've retrieved certain pieces of information on Miss Katarina Stratford I think you'll find helpful.
PATRICK What've you got for me?
PATRICK Yeah -- we'll see.
CAMERON And he means that strictly in a non- prison-movie type of way.
JOEY And why would I do that?
KAT Leave my sister alone.
JOEY Your sister here?
KAT Away.
JOEY Where ya goin?
JOEY Not at all
KAT Hey -- do you mind?
JOEY They're running the rest of me next month.
KAT Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break.

CAMERON No, I ' m not.

MICHAEL Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're making progress.

CAMERON The hell is that? What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?

MICHAEL Extremely unfortunate maneuver.

CAMERON Hell, I've just been going over the whole thing in my head and -

MICHAEL You told me that part already.

CAMERON It's her favorite band.

MICHAEL Assail your ears for one night.

CAMERON Okay! I wasn't sure

MICHAEL He's pretty!

MICHAEL Dead at forty-one.

CAMERON Her favorite uncle

MICHAEL It's a lung cancer issue

CAMERON Number one. She hates smokers

MICHAEL Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.

CAMERON Will Bogey get bent?

MICHAEL In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.

CAMERON This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.

MICHAEL Like we had a choice? Besides -- when you let the enemy think he's orchestrating the battle, you're in a position of power. We let him pretend he's calling the shots, and while he's busy setting up the plan, you have time to woo Bianca.

CAMERON You got him involved?

MICHAEL Hey -- I've gotta have a few clients when I get to Wall Street.

CAMERON I thought you hated those people.

MICHAEL You know, if you do go out with Bianca, you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone. Strictly A-list. With me by your side.

CAMERON That's what I just said

MICHAEL Did she actually say she'd go out with you?

CAMERON Forget his reputation. Do you think we've got a plan or not?

MICHAEL I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.

CAMERON They always let felons sit in on Honors Biology?

MICHAEL No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just got out of Alcatraz...

CAMERON He seems like he thrives on danger

MICHAEL What makes you think he'll do it?

MICHAEL You wanna go out with him?

CAMERON What about him?

MICHAEL Unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you. So what's the point?

CAMERON I teach her French, get to know her, dazzle her with charm and she falls in love with me.

MICHAEL The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.

CAMERON That's her? Bianca's sister?

MICHAEL Yeah, just a minor encounter with the shrew.

MICHAEL You could consecrate with her, my friend.

CAMERON You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?

MICHAEL Guess who just signed up for a tutor?

CAMERON Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada

MICHAEL You know French?

MICHAEL Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.

CAMERON He always have that shit-eating grin?

MICHAEL Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.

CAMERON Why do girls like that always like guys like that?

MICHAEL I could start with your haircut, but it doesn't matter. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. And that's an impossibility.

CAMERON Why not?

MICHAEL Bianca Stratford. Sophomore. Don't even think about it

CAMERON Who is she?

MICHAEL You burn, you pine, you perish?

CAMERON That girl -- I --

MICHAEL Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They just jack off to Clint Eastwood.

CAMERON That I'm used to.

MICHAEL Couple thousand. Most of them evil

CAMERON How many people go here?

MICHAEL Get out!

CAMERON Thirty-two.

MICHAEL How many people were in your old school?

CAMERON Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by the cows, though.

MICHAEL I was kidding. People actually live there?

CAMERON North, actually. How'd you ?

MICHAEL So -- which Dakota you from?

MICHAEL C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the tour.

CAMERON So they tell me...

MICHAEL You the new guy?

CAMERON You get the girl.

PATRICK What's the worst?

PATRICK Where?

CAMERON She kissed me.

PATRICK You makin' any headway?

PATRICK She just needs time to cool off I'll give it a day.

CAMERON She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns . That's a direct quote

PATRICK I don ' t know. I decided not to nail her when she was too drunk to remember it.

CAMERON What'd you do to her?

PATRICK Then, go get her

CAMERON Sure

PATRICK Cameron -- do you like the girl?

CAMERON She's partial to Joey, not me

PATRICK What 're you talking about?

CAMERON It's off. The whole thing.

PATRICK Cameron, I'm a little busy

PATRICK Don't make me do it, man

CAMERON Gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow night.

PATRICK So what does that give me? I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?

CAMERON Okay -- Likes: Thai food, feminist prose, and "angry, stinky girl music of the indie-rock persuasion".

CAMERON I've retrieved certain pieces of information on Miss Katarina Stratford I think you'll find helpful.

PATRICK What've you got for me?

PATRICK Yeah -- we'll see.

CAMERON And he means that strictly in a non- prison-movie type of way.

JOEY And why would I do that?

KAT Leave my sister alone.

JOEY Your sister here?

KAT Away.

JOEY Where ya goin?

JOEY Not at all

KAT Hey -- do you mind?

JOEY They're running the rest of me next month.

KAT Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break.