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person A: My wife is coming back into the country after being away for 2 months. I've got to do some cleaning before she gets back :P
person B: Ha_comma_ yeah gotta make sure the house is back up to wife code before she gets home... other wise there's going to be a price to pay.
person A: Most definitely. I'm not worried about her being terribly mad_comma_ but it's nice to come home to a clean house.
person B: It always is_comma_ plus it gives you some brownie points as well. |
person A: i burned my hair with my hair drier i am so embarrased to go out in public
person B: I am sorry to hear that_comma_ my wife has done the same thing. She wore a hat for almost a month when she left the house.
person A: yeah it is the worst_comma_ i loook so weird with my hair like this it is so embarassing
person B: Well_comma_ like I told her_comma_ it will grow out_comma_ it will just take time. |
person A: I had a bad experience out to eat the other day. I don't do it too often_comma_ so it was a bummer.
person B: That doesn't sound good. What happened that was so bad?
person A: The food was pretty bad and the service didn't help clear things up. There were a lot of mistakes on top of everything. Just general bad eating out things.
person B: That sounds like an awful experience. I probably wouldn't go back there anytime soon. |
person A: I was walking through the grocery store the other day and wasn't watching where I was going and knocked over an entire display.
person B: Oh lord. Did you try to set it back up_comma_ or did you try to sneak away?
person A: It was too much of a mess to clean up and I couldn't sneak away because there were several people who saw me do it. My face was bright red.
person B: Oh no_comma_ that's really embarrassing! Hopefully they let you off easy since it was just an accident. |
person A: My wife has been out of the country for two months and is getting back in a week.
person B: I know you're happy 😊
person A: Definitely :) It's been a long and lonely summer :)
person B: I feel ya_comma_ lonely indeed. |
person A: I recently moved from California to North Carolina and suddenly realized I knew absolutely nobody. It was a horrible feeling.
person B: That sucks. Why did you move from california?
person A: My rent tripled in three years. I couldn't afford to stay - just too expensive. Anyway_comma_ a friend had driven across with me and it wasn't until he'd gone that I realized I was alone. Silly_comma_ huh?!
person B: That's really common actually. There's a big exodus from there. They voted for high taxes and now people are abandoning the state beacuse the cost of living is too high.
person A: The two things I found that were really bad were rents and gas. Everything else was pretty much the same as other places I've lived. So sad - where I lived was lovely.
person B: The weather is nice in parts of california_comma_ I've been there.
person A: The North is my favorite area - north of San Francisco. Where did you go?
person B: My sister got married at Laguna niguel |
person A: A while ago I drove from Florida to Northern California. It's a long trip_comma_ but I knew I could do it just fine.
person B: That is a long trip. Did you do it all in one go or did you take breaks?
person A: It took about 5 days. I would drive a few hours and stop for the night. I'd already made the trip from West to East_comma_ so kind of knew what I was doing.
person B: That's not bad_comma_ I was thinking you were doing it in like a couple days.
person A: Oh no - I'm not a race car driver_comma_ lol. And anyway_comma_ it's kind of fun seeing different parts of the country_comma_ so rushing would (to me) be a waste. |
person A: My wife was really sick the other day_comma_ she was stuck in bed for most of the day.
person B: Oh_comma_ poor lady. I do hope she's feeling better. What was wrong with her_comma_ if you don't mind my asking?
person A: Not completely sure_comma_ maybe just a stomach bug or something. She's ok now_comma_ though her appetite took a bit to come back.
person B: Well_comma_ I'm really glad to hear she's recovered. Stomach bugs are awful - they really take their toll on you. |
person A: summer was so boring for me_comma_ im really happy school is starting again
person B: Why was it boring_comma_ nothing exciting to do where you live?
person A: not really_comma_ i just stayed home all summer because my parents worked the whole summer as well as i did
person B: Ah yeah_comma_ that sucks. No time for anything fun. |
person A: My mom is having weight loss surgery next week_comma_ I'm nervous.
person B: What kind of operation is it? I'm unfamiliar with weight loss surgery. But typically surgeries like that are very safe_comma_ but it is natural to feel nervous about someone you care about.
person A: She is having gastric bypass surgery_comma_ I feel like it would be too dangerous due to her medical state. She wont listen to me!
person B: Well_comma_ everyone is entitled to their own life choices. I'm sure she'll be alright. |
person A: there is nothing i hate more than losing in something
person B: Yeah_comma_ that's never fun. Did you lose at something recently?
person A: not recently but gettting last at a race really makes me angry and motivates me
person B: I agree_comma_ it makes you just want to try harder next time. |
person A: It has been a wonderful Monday!
person B: That's great_comma_ what specifically has made it so good for you?
person A: I found out a got a pay raise at my job_comma_ we are starting to plan a cruise for the holidays in November!
person B: Wow that all sounds very exciting_comma_ congratulations! |
person A: I read in the news about a family who lost all six of their animals in a house fire :(
person B: thats so sad oh no! thats terrible. :(
person A: I know_comma_ it made me upset! My two dogs are my babies couldn't imagine loosing them.
person B: They are honestly just like children so its really sad. |
person A: my dog is over at the vet for 4 days and makes the house feel so alone'
person B: Awww_comma_ I totally know that feeling. I hate even going on vacation and not being able to bring my dog along. She is family!
person A: yeah i am really looking forward to getting him back
person B: I can imagine! Is he doing okay? |
person A: My wife went out of the country for a couple months at the beginning of the summer_comma_ dropping her off at the airport was really tough.
person B: It must have been! Have you guys been apart before?
person A: Not for more than a few days. It's been a rough couple months_comma_ but it's almost over!
person B: Ah so you've gone through it a couple of months alrready. How much longer is she going to be away for? |
person A: When my wife and I had to move for her to go to school_comma_ we had a lot of trouble finding a place to live until my parents were nice enough to cosign on a loan.
person B: You must be so thankful!
person A: We are. They've helped a lot during my life_comma_ but this might have been the biggest one.
person B: They are really wonderful. Do you have plans to show how thankful you are? |
person A: i cant wait to visit my family back home they are so far away i dont get to see them a lo
person B: When will you be going ?
person A: in a couple of weeks i am really happy to see them it has been 5 years
person B: Wow_comma_ I hope you have a really nice trip. |
person A: i cant get near spiders_comma_ even if i see them in pictures they freak me out
person B: just cause of the way they look or you had an incident involving one?
person A: not really i was just born afraid of them hahah
person B: yea im right there with you on that one along with snakes heh |
person A: A few years ago_comma_ before we got married_comma_ my wife planned a party for me for my birthday completely without me knowing.
person B: That sounds like a pleasant surprise!
person A: It really was! I walked into my apartment to like 15 more people than I expected.
person B: Thats so sweet of her and what a great memory to have! |
person A: i hate when my little brother throws food on the table just to annoy m e
person B: That's a terrible waste of food_comma_ how old is your little brother?
person A: he is like 11 but he does it when my parents are not home it is really anoying
person B: Well_comma_ I hope he soon sees that is not something that he should be doing. |
person A: I was stopped at a traffic light when a woman in a truck scraped slowly along the side of my car.
person B: That's brutal_comma_ did she get out?
person A: Yeah_comma_ we both stopped and pulled over. I think she was high or something_comma_ she was really off.
person B: Did she have insurance? |
person A: i found a little ball of hair when i was eating at a fancy restaurant
person B: Awful! did you complaint?
person A: yeah i did_comma_ they gave us a refund and we did not come back to that place again
person B: Food should be made hygiene. We shouldn't compromise on health. |
person A: I had made plans for dinner and had set everything out and I found out my husband ate all the bread!
person B: That's annoying_comma_ was it garlic bread?
person A: It wasn't even garlic bread! It was generic bread to dip in soup!
person B: What did you say to him after he did it? |
person A: i feels surprised
person B: How so?
person A: my boy friend gives me a birthday gift surprisingly
person B: That's awesome! I love getting surprises! |
person A: My neighbor used to have an old beagle - a lovely pooch. He died of cancer just before Thanksgiving. I looked for him for weeks - I miss him.
person B: That's so sad. I've lost dogs before. I know how you feel :(
person A: Yeah. I used to see him when I was out on my porch and he'd come out for a sniff around or a tinkle. He was so sweet and gentle.
person B: Yeah dogs are man's best friend.
person A: They sure are. I actually prefer them to some humans I know! Do you have a dog at the moment?
person B: Yes I've got one. She's a stray that showed up to work one day.
person A: That's wonderful_comma_ that you were able to take her in. Good for you! More people should act like that.
person B: She's been a great dog. I've got no complaints or regrets. |
person A: I'm not a very good cook but sometimes my husband scares me with it!
person B: Oh wow haha that's not good
person A: He was putting chocolate right into the chilli the other night!
person B: That's an interesting combination_comma_ maybe you should try to keep him out of the kitchen |
person A: My son came home today and was working on his homework.
person B: What grade is he in?
person A: In 7th and they're doing pre algebra. He said he didn't know it_comma_ then proceeded to get every question right!
person B: Awesome! That had to be a great confidence boost for him! |
person A: I've been training hard for a marathon next week_comma_ and I am beating my record time!
person B: That's amazing! How long have you been running?
person A: For a few months now_comma_ but I've been training pretty hard just these past few months.
person B: That's pretty cool. I hope you win! |
person A: I'm very socially awkward and tomorrow i'm going to have a playdate with some local moms and i'm so anxious
person B: I'm right there with you.. I still feel pretty introverted_comma_ but since coming to college_comma_ I've been forced to socialize more_comma_ and it's help me at least "fake it until I make it." I still prefer to be alone a lot of the time_comma_ but at least I can somewhat manage without making myself look dumb. Maybe you can just think of some topics/things to talk about to have in the back of your head for the times when things get quiet?
person A: that's a great idea! thank you for a great advice.
person B: I hope it goes well! If it makes you feel any better_comma_ most of them are probably just as nervous and are looking for any excuse to relax and let their guard down_comma_ too. Good luck |
person A: I recently went to ruby falls_comma_ an underground cavern with a waterfall.
person B: That sounds awesome. Have you ever been before?
person A: Not that particular one_comma_ no. I had butterflies in my stomach on that elevator going down 23 stories.
person B: I wish I could go sometime that sounds like quite the experience.
person A: Overall it was a good time_comma_ but i was nervous being that far underground_comma_ i need to learn to relax and enjoy things. |
person A: I had some hesitations when I was at the gym today_comma_ thought I wouldn't be able to handle the weights
person B: How'd it turn out? Congrats on deciding to lead a healthier life_comma_ by the way.
person A: I decided to focus on the music that was blasting_comma_ just tried switching up what I play in the gym_comma_ it sounds like vikings are bringing me into battle
person B: I'm the exact same way in the gym. Music is a huge motivator for me. One time my phone died while in the gym and the rest of the workout was so low energy. |
person A: Have you ever been in a car crash before?
person B: Yeah I have_comma_ it wasn't serious but I got rearended
person A: I got T-boned once_comma_ I'll never forget spinning around in that car_comma_ hearing the tires squalling. It was really scary.
person B: That's terrifying_comma_ I'm so glad you're okay |
person A: My wife has been really sad here recently_comma_ I've had to hold her while she cries herself to sleep at night.
person B: That is very sad. Did something recently happen to her?
person A: Shes lost a lot of loved ones this summer. We've been to 4 funerals_comma_ and the most recent one was really hard on her.
person B: That is absolutely horrible. I hope she has a moment of happiness very soon. No one should have to deal with that much loss. |
person A: My bank_comma_ which I've had a savings account with for over 10 years has been deducting $15/month from me for "inactivity". How about that?
person B: Death by a thousand cuts_comma_ I call it! They'll try to make a buck off anything!
person A: Very true. They didn't even tell me. That was the last thing I expected! I only just decided to use it again.
person B: Did you try talking to them about it? I can only assume it wouldn't go well but you never know.
person A: Yes. They said that they'd been taken over by another bank and it was the previous one which deducted the money. What rubbish. It just amazes me! |
person A: Have you ever had a friend or loved one commit suicide.
person B: Yes_comma_ I have. One that actually died and one that was miraculously saved. It was a dark and tough time. Did that happen to you recently?
person A: Yes_comma_ my brother in law/childhood friend took his own life. Its been very hard to comes to terms with.
person B: I am soo soo very sorry. Its so hard to understand everything surrounding a suicide so its hard to be at peace about something that didn't have to happen. I pray you and your family will find closure and fight for awareness for people who are struggling with those feelings. |
person A: Have you ever had a new puppy?
person B: Yeah_comma_ I have. Do you?
person A: Yeah_comma_ he keeps pooping in the floor! He's learning to go outside_comma_ but I'm so tired of stepping in doggy poo at 3am!
person B: It happens. Hope your dog will poop outside soon. |
person A: I store my chocolate in the fridge to make sure that it stays cold and solid. I was storing my last piece in there
person B: Always sucks when you forget to save it and wake up to a melted blob of brown.
person A: Last night I wasn't in a great mood and wanted that last piece to help cheer me up a bit and it was gone!
person B: Oh wow! I HATE when you get the urge to eat something and then you get to the fridge only to realize it's gone. Do you know who ate it? |
person A: I ran into my neighbor's mailbox with my car but didn't stop and leave a note.
person B: Thats horrible! You should tell them as that is their property. What if someone did that to your stuff?
person A: I agree_comma_ I felt so bad about it. When I saw him replacing it_comma_ I went out and confessed.
person B: GOOD on you!! |
person A: i'm so stressed. we are struggling financially and i don't even know how are we going to pay rent this month
person B: I know how you feel_comma_ financial problems are rough. I know you'll figure out a way to make it.
person A: thank you for your support! and to make things worse i broke a ceiling light yesterday and we are renting this apartment so i have to replace it and it's expensive
person B: That really stinks! Don't worry too much though_comma_ things will work out. |
person A: My mom made a pretty awesome scrapbook and gave it to me for christmas several years ago. I recently dug it out and went through it.
person B: That's awesome_comma_ what was in it?
person A: Photos from my whole life growing up_comma_ with sections about my relationships with each sibling. pretty awesome.
person B: You must be happy to have it back_comma_ those are the best memories. |
person A: I once was taking a big trip I had been looking forward to and the day before we leave for an international flight a high level travel advisory was issued for the area we were going.
person B: Ugh! I hate it when stuff like that happens. Were you able to get a refund on your tickets?
person A: No. We went ahead and went on. It actually turned out to be a great trip with zero incidents.
person B: Awesome!!
person A: Yeah. Glad we didnt bail.
person B: That is very true! Was it bad weather?
person A: No. Best I can remember it didnt even rain. |
person A: I hate it when plans fall through. I really wanted to spend my time on the water this last weekend.
person B: i hate that too_comma_ what were you going to do?
person A: I was going to Florida to go on a multi-day canoeing and camping trip. At the last minute_comma_ the two people I was going with backed out_comma_ and I simply couldn't afford to go alone.
person B: Maybe I could come with you_comma_ I'm near Florida. |
person A: My grandpa always said he was a rockstar back in his day_comma_ but I never believed him.
person B: Why don't you believe him? He made have been quite the big name back in his day.
person A: I don't know if he was famous_comma_ but the other day_comma_ he got on stage_comma_ bit the head off of a bat_comma_ then belted the words to Crazy Train. It was unbelievable!
person B: Wow_comma_ that sounds amazing. I wish I could have seen that! |
person A: I used to do flooring work_comma_ we had to deal with some pretty strange situations sometimes.
person B: That sounds interesting. What kinds?
person A: well_comma_ one time we had to replace the subfloor where a man had died and his cats had started to eat him. was revolting.
person B: Oh that's awful! |
person A: It really bothers me that my son sticks his dirty socks in the toy box
person B: Is that like the child equivalent of under the bed?
person A: I guess so haha but no matter what I try to keep him from doing it_comma_ it still happens
person B: That's kinda strange. I assume that's something he'll grow out of. How old is he? |
person A: I recently had my hip-length hair cut for the first time in years.
person B: Wow_comma_ that took some guts! What made you want to cut it?
person A: It was kind of scraggly on the ends. It took me some time to get used to the new cut_comma_ but it looks much thicker and healthier now.
person B: And just think about how much you're saving on shampoo and conditioner! |
person A: I went around work all day today with a hole in my pants_comma_ right on my bottom.
person B: Ahhhh! I've done that before_comma_ but I noticed it quick. Did you not know til the end of the day?
person A: Yep! No one told me. :( I have no idea how many people noticed or saw it.
person B: That's embarrassing_comma_ ah_comma_ I'm sorry. Just play it off tomorrow at work! |
person A: I paid $1000 for one of those mystery boxes on eBay. It said it would be filled with all sorts of fun and expensive items.
person B: Please tell me it was not full of Oriental Trading Company rubber ducks and cheap tchotchkes.
person A: I would've happily taken that! Instead_comma_ it was filled with literal garbage_comma_ like a bunch of those empty 99 Bananas bottles and candy wrappers.
person B: Oh man! I feel bad for laughing but "literal garbage" is pretty funny. That sucks_comma_ can you report them to eBay? |
person A: I had my final exam for Chemistry today!
person B: How did you do?
person A: I'm pretty sure I Aced it! I've been studying for weeks.
person B: That's good. I was never good at chemistry |
person A: It can be rough when I have a problem and need to vent to someone
person B: I understand_comma_ anything you need to talk about?
person A: You are sweet because part of the problem is when I realize there really is no one to talk to. Thank you
person B: Buck up little camper. |
person A: I've been training a new girl at work this week!
person B: How is she doing
person A: She's doing great_comma_ especially for her second week on the job!
person B: I am happy for you and her |
person A: I've already been shopping for christmas_comma_ I'm excited!
person B: i can't believe christmas is in 4 months it's crazy
person A: I know_comma_ it's my favourite time of year! Makes me happy :)
person B: mine is the fall. halloween_comma_ thanksgiving....what's not to love. |
person A: I was just at the casino_comma_ spent almost 100 dollars on a single machine. I didn't will anything.
person B: well the casino won! did you at least get some free drinks?
person A: Haha_comma_ yeah I got a little sauced. The worst part though was as soon as I got up_comma_ someone sat down and rolled triple 7s.
person B: hah.. at least you had fun it sounds like |
person A: I used to get supremely scared when I wanted to go up stairs when the lights were off
person B: I do hate when the lights are off too
person A: Yeah_comma_ so I would book it up the stairs as fast as possible
person B: I am sure I would too. Just be careful |
person A: I just got matched up with someone online. It will be my first date in a while.
person B: I am happy for you. Are you excited?
person A: Yeah_comma_ I'm really hoping to make a good impression. Other wise that would feel pretty bad.
person B: I bet you will be fine. Just be yourself |
person A: Tomorrow is the big day_comma_ I have to deliver my proposal to the client.
person B: Are you ready for it?
person A: I have been preparing for weeks_comma_ but in the back of my mind I still have doubts.
person B: I am sure you will do well |
person A: My boyfriend's cat wakes me up every morning at 4 AM.
person B: That must be annoying for you_comma_ but I love cats.
person A: I love him_comma_ too_comma_ a lot. But I don't know why he just stands in the hallway and meows nonstop_comma_ even when he's been fed.
person B: What is his name?
person A: Ashe. He's cute :) |
person A: I'm finally almost done with my associate's degree! I technically started wayyyy back in 2011_comma_ but I just got serious in 2016.
person B: Oh that's great! Congratulations on your upcoming finish!
person A: Thank you. :) I only have three classes left to take. I'm so excited.
person B: That's amazing. I wish you the best of luck with the remaining classes!
person A: Thanks a lot ;) |
person A: Playing hookey can be really fun. But sometimes it backfires...
person B: Ohh what happened?
person A: When I was a teenager_comma_ I called in to the restaurant and told them I had to pick up my grandmother from an aiport hours away. Wouldn't you know it my family came in (including my grandma) and asked to be sat in my section!
person B: Sometimes things like these happens. Don't worry. But playing hookey is a fun though |
person A: Sometimes I enjoy being alone_comma_ but not on a long trip that takes me far away from home.
person B: I know exactly what you mean. It gets so lonely on the road. Have you had to go away recently?
person A: This was a while back_comma_ but I planned a bicycle trip that went across several states. Although I had a buddy coming with me originally_comma_ he ended up bailing and I went alone. I called it quits halfway.
person B: That's still quite a long ride. Do you do a lot of long distance biking? |
person A: I have a beautiful girl friend. But I met someone else.
person B: on to the next one_comma_ as they say!
person A: I'm trying to figure out how to kick her out of my place.
person B: have the new chick there when she comes home |
person A: I just watched the ring movie for the first time.
person B: Oh yeah. I've never seen it_comma_ I can't watch horror films. How did you like it?
person A: I can't even sleep with the lights off now for the last few days.
person B: Ohhh boy. I hope you have a person or an animal to snuggle up to to help you feel better. |
person A: Once I took a sip of iced tea while I was driving and it went down the wrong pipe. I had to pull over so I could try to breathe again.
person B: That's scary when that happens
person A: Yeah it is. I thought I was about to die lol
person B: Some people DO die from choking_comma_ be safe! |
person A: My cashier gave me extra change back and I didn't say anything.
person B: Why is that?
person A: Because I had also stolen some candy and wanted to get out as soon as possible.
person B: Oh that makes sense_comma_ well be careful |
person A: A man came to my door with a gun_comma_ asking for money.
person B: Whoa_comma_ that is scary! Did you know him?
person A: I did not know him. He took some items from the house as I didn't have any money on me
person B: I am glad that you are okay! |
person A: I like finding little resources or tips that change old habits I've been coping with in what seems like "1 easy step"
person B: Hahaha_comma_ sounds kind of like clickbait
person A: Exactly_comma_ I started taping my mouth closed at night_comma_ finally woke up before noon_comma_ mission accomplished
person B: Hahahaha_comma_ that's so funny |
person A: I started taping my mouth closed before bed_comma_ and now I'm no longer tired when I wake up_comma_ feels like I am born again
person B: That is weird but amazing! Does it work? If it does_comma_ I will get my husband to tape his mouth shut. He snores like a freight train because his tongue slides back I guess. Is that true for you?
person A: Yeah_comma_ it
person B: Do you have any advice on what kind of tape?
person A: I use band aid tape cuz it's okay on the skin |
person A: Sometimes life just hits you on the head with a good time. Like the other day when I went to the park with my girlfriend.
person B: That sounds like a nice time!
person A: It was_comma_ but not just because of a romantic walk. When we arrived_comma_ there was a festival with games_comma_ performances and a fireworks display after sunset! It was incredible!
person B: Wow that worked out perfectly |
person A: I was trying to study for a final but my neighbors were being really loud_comma_ and I had a hard time focusing
person B: Did you go over and ask them to turn down the volume?
person A: No_comma_ I'm shy and try to avoid confrontation as much as possible
person B: Well_comma_ I hope you have some really good earphones - or that they quiet down - it's a big egotistical to think that no one around you cares when you are that loud. |
person A: I really should have switched banks a long time ago. Nobody over there knows their head from their butt!
person B: I know what you mean. Once I had a bank where the teller's literally had butts for heads. It was so distracting trying to talk to them.
person A: That sounds truly bizarre! I guess I am still angry because the other day they froze my card_comma_ and due to a teller's mistake actually had to take my current card and mail me a new one!
person B: Well it was an upgrade from the bank I had where the tellers were actually robots. I can't believe the cost-cutting measures in place today! |
person A: I went to a bar I used to go to in college_comma_ and I was surprised to see an arcade machine I built with a dear friend of mine!
person B: wow thats nostalgic!!. It must have brought back lot of good memories
person A: Yes_comma_ playing the machine we built together reminded me of all the good times we used to have.
person B: does the machine is in good condition now? |
person A: I hadn't been to the dentist in five years but made an appointment recently because of a toothache
person B: What happened?
person A: I just started to feel a sharp pain in one of my teeth. It might be a cavity or something worse
person B: Are they going to pull the tooth? |
person A: I can't believe I am telling you this_comma_ but I actually camped out to buy tickets for the new star wars movie.
person B: Thats not strange at all
person A: I'm glad you don't think so. The kicker is_comma_ when I got to the front of the line the guy in front of me got the last two tickets!
person B: That sucks. What did you do? |
person A: My girlfriend and I were going to a big parade with some friends. As we were leaving_comma_ she tripped on the stairs and hurt her ankle.
person B: Oh no_comma_ the poor girl. Was she able to walk afterwards?
person A: Unfortunately_comma_ it swelled up and she was in no shape to go anywhere. So instead_comma_ I stayed with her and watched netflix while we split a pint of icecream.
person B: You're a terrific partner. You guys can do something outdoors next time_comma_ right? |
person A: My cat jumped through the window in the basement and it was the most shocking_comma_ but ultimately underwhelming thing
person B: hahaha why was it underwhelming?
person A: I guess because furry things don't really scare me_comma_ I was like well that was a waste of a reaction
person B: lol how do you feel about spiders? |
person A: I was getting mad at the weights in the gym to see how much I could lift
person B: Why were you getting mad? Were you not lifting as much as you wanted?
person A: No not really_comma_ just seeing how much energy I could summon from within
person B: I see_comma_ I do that too sometimes. It helps with motivation |
person A: There's too many things to think about
person B: You are good at generalizing aren't you?
person A: Yeah_comma_ what am I getting myself into
person B: I have no clue.. really I don't! |
person A: I just finally won some money playing scratch lotto tickets.
person B: how much did you win?
person A: Close to $20_comma_000_comma_ I think I'm going to spend it on traveling.
person B: Thats sounds like a fun trip or 8 |
person A: I went to a play recently that was unconventional in a really fun way. It actually took place at a pool.
person B: that sounds cool.
person A: It was an adaptation of "The Last Unicorn". It had parts that took place in the water_comma_ and parts that took place on a giant trapeze!
person B: Wow. I would love to see something like that |
person A: I got a new puppy. She's really cute and playful
person B: What did you name her?
person A: I named her Layla.
person B: Thats so cute! |
person A: I recently went to a Steely Dan concert with my lady.
person B: Oh you must have enjoyed it!!
person A: Yeah_comma_ it was awesome reminiscing about those times when we used to get in trouble back in the day... times were so much simpler then.
person B: Yeah indeed it must have been then |
person A: I just got a new puppy_comma_ names fido.
person B: So cute! What kind of dog is it?
person A: It is a german shepherd. It takes a lot of work caring for it_comma_ definitely needs a lot of attention
person B: That's amazing_comma_ I wish I could get a puppy too_comma_ but my cat is not friendly |
person A: On my way to work_comma_ a goose stole the toupee I needed to impress the new secretary_comma_ Christy.
person B: That's crazy did you ever get it back?
person A: No! I am so furious with that goose_comma_ that I could wring his neck! I can't get any ladiez with this chrome dome of mine.
person B: I am so sorry maybe you will have better luck next time. |
person A: I was doing the dishes and a huge roach crawled out from underneath the dishwasher.
person B: Eww_comma_ it may be time to call someone to take care of them.
person A: I almost fell over trying to crush it_comma_ i forgot I wasn't wearing shoes and stepped on in with my bare feet.
person B: Oh_comma_ that had to be super gross! |
person A: I was walking down the street at night_comma_ I felt like I was surrounded by something unseen.
person B: How creepy!
person A: Every time I turned around to try and catch something there was nothng there. Just the feeling of something watching me....
person B: At least nothing happened to yo |
person A: I had a job interview that I didn't really feel prepared for.
person B: That's rough. Did you end up getting the job?
person A: I did not get it unfortunately.
person B: Well_comma_ there's always next time. At least you can chalk it up as a learning experience. |
person A: One time_comma_ I smelled an odd burning smell coming from under the hood of my car.
person B: That's strange. What did you discover under there?
person A: Well_comma_ when I went to lift the engine cover_comma_ I noticed a dead_comma_ rotting squirrel on top of the engine block! It was so repulsive.
person B: Oh my! That is repulsive indeed! I would've taken it home for dinner. Waste not want not! |
person A: I went to the store_comma_ just trying to get some milk and bread_comma_ and I got rear ended by a driver.
person B: Oh NO! Are you okay?
person A: Yeah_comma_ it was more of a shock than anything_comma_ was not expecting someone to hit you when you are just crossing the street.
person B: Yeah I bet! Did they stop and check on you? |
person A: I have been working and prepping a powerful and moving speech.
person B: Oh yeah? Is it on par with "I Have a Dream"?
person A: I can only dream. No it's more on par with Lord of the RIng's final battle.
person B: Woah now! I wasn't thinking of a speech on that grand of a scale! I hope you blow Gimli's beard clean off his face and make 20 horns of Gondor sound! |
person A: Someone let me cut in line at the store so I could check out faster.
person B: wow that was really nice of them
person A: Yeah_comma_ I was in a huge hurry and didn't have much but I really needed to make it to the bank before it closed.
person B: Most people now a days won't do that. Make sure to pay it forward! |
person A: I thought I bombed my math test but I got a 103 on it.
person B: That's great_comma_ man! Did you study hard for it?
person A: I reviewed all the homework and the test questions mostly had the same problems on them. I didn't feel like I understood how to do the problems but I remembered the answers.
person B: Well_comma_ that's all that matters! Just gotta pass those exams! |
person A: I just found a photo book of me and my family growing up.
person B: Aw_comma_ that's awesome_comma_ did it bring back memories?
person A: It was pretty nostalgic _comma_ how young we all looked growing up.
person B: Yeah_comma_ it's always nice to take a look back and reflect on the early days. |
person A: I finally got to see a baseball game live this last week.
person B: Nice! Who did you go see? Did you catch a homerun?
person A: It was the Rockies_comma_ no home-run though_comma_ it was pretty high up there I felt like I could see the world.
person B: That sounds amazing. All I have is my lowly Senators sea level stadium...I am mad jealous. |
person A: When my buddy asked me to help him clean out his grandmother's house who had recently passed_comma_ I was not prepared for what we found.
person B: Oh dang. Was she a hoarder? What did you find?
person A: You hit it right on the money. She was not only a hoarder but a cat lady_comma_ and the mix of paper_comma_ bugs and cat feces was an affront to the senses.
person B: I can't even imagine the stench...did you make out with any buried treasure? |
person A: I let my dad borrow my car and he got in a minor accident.
person B: Oh that's terrible. Is he alright?
person A: Yeah he is fine and my car was not damaged. My insurance premium is probably going to go up though.
person B: That really stinks that that happens. Are you pretty upset about it?
person A: He said he would cover the extra costs so I'm not too upset |
person A: When I bought my new car_comma_ I couldn't believe how smooth the ride was.
person B: I do love a smooth ride. What kind of car is it?
person A: It's a Chevrolet Camaro.
person B: That's awesome! I am mad jealous that you have my dream car! |
person A: I studied for 7 months to take the GRE exam_comma_ it was stressful.
person B: Wow_comma_ you were dedicated_comma_ did you do well on it?
person A: I did_comma_ and I was accepted to my number 1 program_comma_ which meant that I was going to be paid to learn!
person B: Congratulations_comma_ all the hard work paid off!
person A: I have a feeling the really hard work might just be beginning_comma_ but I feel exceptionally lucky. |
person A: I studied all night for my final exams. I needed to pass them to graduate from college.
person B: That must of been pretty stressful. But did you get enough sleep?
person A: I did. I was able to sneak in a few hours here and there.
person B: Sleep is just as important as studying hard. You can kill your performance without it. |
person A: I left my wallet in a movie theater_comma_ and didn't notice till I was half way home!
person B: That's terrible! Did you get it back with everything still inside?
person A: I was able to get back in and find it_comma_ it was pretty well hidden in between the seats. No harm no foul.
person B: At least you have a happy ending for that story. |
person A: Some people are just so generous. Really makes you feel like there is some humanity left out there.
person B: I agree. I think I am one of them_comma_ considering I gave my whole life savings to charity yesterday.
person A: That's incredible if true_comma_ but I have trouble believing you for some reason. I was talking about some stranger who gave my friend 3 free tickets to a rock concert - we had such a blast!
person B: That's really great_comma_ but I swear it was true! It was a whole 50 cents. Looking back on it_comma_ I am kinda sad I did it because now I can't buy that fancy fidget spinner at the supermarket. Hopefully some orphan uses it wisely. |