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"Sure, I'm looking for the heifers, poor things!" |
"What would bring them there?" |
"I don't think anything could bring them in it; but I looked first into |
the likely places, that is, the cow-houses, and the pastures, and the |
fields next 'em, and now I'm looking in the unlikeliest place I can |
think of. Maybe it's not pleasing to you it is." |
"And to be sure it isn't pleasing to me, you aggravating goose-cap!" |
"Please, sir, hand me one pound thirteen and four pence before you sit |
down to your dinner. I'm afraid it's sorrow that's on you for hiring me |
at all." |
"May the div--oh no; I'm not sorry. Will you begin, if you please, and |
put in the thatch again, just as if you were doing it for your mother's |
cabin?" |
"Oh, faith I will, sir, with a heart and a half;" and by the time the |
farmer came out from his dinner, Jack had the roof better than it was |
before, for he made the boy give him new straw. |
Says the master when he came out, "Go, Jack, and look for the heifers, |
and bring them home." |
"And where will I look for 'em?" |
"Go and search for them as if they were your own." The heifers were all |
in the paddock before sunset. |
Next morning, says the master, "Jack, the path across the bog to the |
pasture is very bad; the sheep does be sinking in it every step; go and |
make the sheep's feet a good path." About an hour after he came to the |
edge of the bog, and what did he find Jack at but sharpening a carving |
knife, and the sheep standing or grazing round. |
"Is this the way you are mending the path, Jack?" said he. |
"Everything must have a beginning, master," said Jack, "and a thing |
well begun is half done. I am sharpening the knife, and I'll have the |
feet off every sheep in the flock while you'd be blessing yourself." |
"Feet off my sheep, you anointed rogue! and what would you be taking |
their feet off for?" |
"An' sure to mend the path as you told me. Says you, 'Jack, make a path |
with the foot of the sheep.'" |
"Oh, you fool, I meant make good the path for the sheep's feet." |
"It's a pity you didn't say so, master. Hand me out one pound thirteen |
and fourpence if you don't like me to finish my job." |
"Divel do you good with your one pound thirteen and fourpence!" |
"It's better pray than curse, master. Maybe you're sorry for your |
bargain?" |
"And to be sure I am--not yet, any way." |
The next night the master was going to a wedding; and says he to Jack, |
before he set out: "I'll leave at midnight, and I wish you, to come and |
be with me home, for fear I might be overtaken with the drink. If |
you're there before, you may throw a sheep's eye at me, and I'll be |
sure to see that they'll give you something for yourself." |
About eleven o'clock, while the master was in great spirits, he felt |
something clammy hit him on the cheek. It fell beside his tumbler, and |
when he looked at it what was it but the eye of a sheep. Well, he |
couldn't imagine who threw it at him, or why it was thrown at him. |
After a little he got a blow on the other cheek, and still it was by |
another sheep's eye. Well, he was very vexed, but he thought better to |
say nothing. In two minutes more, when he was opening his mouth to take |
a sup, another sheep's eye was slapped into it. He sputtered it out, |
and cried, "Man o' the house, isn't it a great shame for you to have |
any one in the room that would do such a nasty thing?" |
"Master," says Jack, "don't blame the honest man. Sure it's only myself |
that was thrown' them sheep's eyes at you, to remind you I was here, |
and that I wanted to drink the bride and bridegroom's health. You know |
yourself bade me." |
"I know that you are a great rascal; and where did you get the eyes?" |
"An' where would I get em' but in the heads of your own sheep? Would |
you have me meddle with the bastes of any neighbour, who might put me |
in the Stone Jug for it?" |
"Sorrow on me that ever I had the bad luck to meet with you." |
"You're all witness," said Jack, "that my master says he is sorry for |
having met with me. My time is up. Master, hand me over double wages, |
and come into the next room, and lay yourself out like a man that has |
some decency in him, till I take a strip of skin an inch broad from |
your shoulder to your hip." |
Every one shouted out against that; but, says Jack, "You didn't hinder |
him when he took the same strips from the backs of my two brothers, and |
sent them home in that state, and penniless, to their poor mother." |