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me my supper, and be done with the day's trouble." She gave him that, |
thinking he'd take it to the bog; but he fell to on the spot, and did |
not leave a scrap to tell tales on him; and the mistress was a little |
astonished. |
He called to speak to the master in the haggard, and said he, "What are |
servants asked to do in this country after aten their supper?" |
"Nothing at all, but to go to bed." |
"Oh, very well, sir." He went up on the stable-loft, stripped, and lay |
down, and some one that saw him told the master. He came up. |
"Jack, you anointed scoundrel, what do you mean?" "To go to sleep, |
master. The mistress, God bless her, is after giving me my breakfast, |
dinner, and supper, and yourself told me that bed was the next thing. |
Do you blame me, sir?" |
"Yes, you rascal, I do." |
"Hand me out one pound thirteen and fourpence, if you please, sir." |
"One divel and thirteen imps, you tinker! what for?" |
"Oh, I see, you've forgot your bargain. Are you sorry for it?" |
"Oh, ya--no, I mean. I'll give you the money after your nap." |
Next morning early, Jack asked how he'd be employed that day. "You are |
to be holding the plough in that fallow, outside the paddock." The |
master went over about nine o'clock to see what kind of a ploughman was |
Jack, and what did he see but the little boy driving the bastes, and |
the sock and coulter of the plough skimming along the sod, and Jack |
pulling ding-dong again' the horses. |
"What are you doing, you contrary thief?" said the master. |
"An' ain't I strivin' to hold this divel of a plough, as you told me; |
but that ounkrawn of a boy keeps whipping on the bastes in spite of all |
I say; will you speak to him?" |
"No, but I'll speak to you. Didn't you know, you bosthoon, that when I |
said 'holding the plough,' I meant reddening the ground." |
"Faith, an' if you did, I wish you had said so. Do you blame me for |
what I have done?" |
The master caught himself in time, but he was so stomached, he said |
nothing. |
"Go on and redden the ground now, you knave, as other ploughmen do." |
"An' are you sorry for our agreement?" |
"Oh, not at all, not at all!" |
Jack, ploughed away like a good workman all the rest of the day. |
In a day or two the master bade him go and mind the cows in a field |
that had half of it under young corn. "Be sure, particularly," said he, |
"to keep Browney from the wheat; while she's out of mischief there's no |
fear of the rest." |
About noon, he went to see how Jack was doing his duty, and what did he |
find but Jack asleep with his face to the sod, Browney grazing near a |
thorn-tree, one end of a long rope round her horns, and the other end |
round the tree, and the rest of the beasts all trampling and eating the |
green wheat. Down came the switch on Jack. |
"Jack, you vagabone, do you see what the cows are at?" |
"And do you blame, master?" |
"To be sure, you lazy sluggard, I do?" |
"Hand me out one pound thirteen and fourpence, master. You said if I |
only kept Browney out of mischief, the rest would do no harm. There she |
is as harmless as a lamb. Are you sorry for hiring me, master?" |
"To be--that is, not at all. I'll give you your money when you go to |
dinner. Now, understand me; don't let a cow go out of the field nor |
into the wheat the rest of the day." |
"Never fear, master!" and neither did he. But the churl would rather |
than a great deal he had not hired him. |
The next day three heifers were missing, and the master bade Jack go in |
search of them. |
"Where will I look for them?" said Jack. |
"Oh, every place likely and unlikely for them all to be in." |
The churl was getting very exact in his words. When he was coming into |
the bawn at dinner-time, what work did he find Jack at but pulling |
armfuls of the thatch off the roof, and peeping into the holes he was |
making? |
"What are you doing there, you rascal?" |