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i’m a pretty girl with low standards

continuing from the title, i suppose weather or not i’m pretty is a matter of opinion but regardless.. you see, i’m somewhat of a nymphomaniac, to the point that i often find myself having fantasies with most people i interact with. i must admit that i’d be more than willing to be used by almost anyone who asks nice enough.

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Teacher asked me to flash on omegle

Well basically the title says it all. Last weekend my friend and I were on omegle just fooling around (not anything sexual) then we come to a person who we both thought looked exactly like our teacher then we look at his shirt and its our hometown jersey, that basically gave it away because we know he's a huge hockey fan. Before we even say anything he asks us to show our tits, then he stares at the screen and quickly disconnects. He's been avoiding us at school which is kind of hard seeing he is our science teacher.

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9707

I see my life as this sort of meta narrative

I see my life as this sort of meta narrative. Not by intention, not to seem smarter than I really am or to impress anyone in specific. I guess it's a byproduct of the overthinking. I treat my life like it's supposed to have this grand meaning, I roleplay in my head as a literary critic or a newspaper writer or someone with some sort of importance and I overanalyze my every step. I am not a person, I am a work of art that's in the making. It scares me.

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6626

Ex husband cheated with several women for several years..... ALL I WANT IS HIM

I understand completely how dumb this is. I crave how well he treated me. He overcompensated at home for all his extramarital activities. I didn't see it. I was a princess. We've been divorced for 6 years but I still want his attention and friendship. I miss him so much!

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4163

Somedays I spend all day giving upvotes and awards

I’m home a lot for medical reasons, and I always find something interesting, or funny. I upvote every post I see and use all of my Reddit Premium “allowance” to posts and comments I really like. I just like to make people happy and sometimes people write me nice messages because they’ve never received an award before. Its just makes Me smile.

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9109

I downvote posts that i like, especially comments that have few upvotes.

Its fun to downvote a comment for no reason and watch the sheeple follow along. Its just funny to me. Also i downvote content that pops up on “new”. I feel powerful doing that as it means fewer people see it and it wont get recognition it deserved hehe.

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My first MDMA trip was the greatest experience of my life.

[Light]: Casual confessions Took it when I was 31. I'm 53 now. Only time I ever took it, and it's going to stay that way. I felt it was the greatest thing I had ever experienced then, and still do now. It also cost me far less than any vacation I've had.

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1503

Hypocrite

I tell my son not to see women as objects but instead try to find true oneness while I browse NSFW reddits at least 4 times a week. His mother is the love of my life and I can't be truly one with her until this nonsense stops.

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3853

I accept food people offer me at work then throw it away

Whenever people at work offer me food (like cookies or candy or donuts), it seems like if I say no they are disappointed, even if I have just eaten and am not in the mood to have anything more. I have gotten into the habit of always saying yes when people offer me food, then, when they walk away, I will throw away anything I don’t want to eat. I don’t like wasting food but it just seems like everyone is happiest this way.

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5320

I have an outie vagina and it makes me hate myself.

I literally wish i had enough money to get plastic surgery and make it look like an innie. I feel so alone and so disgusting because of this. I want to be proud of my body but with porn being watched by every man alive they seem to enjoy innies more than my kind.

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1390

Every time I finish having sex I wonder if Mark Hoppus had sex on the same day.

It happens to me every single time, since the very first time. I don't know why. I don't have any kind of sexual fixation with Mark Hoppus (from blink\-182) or anything, I just wonder, as in "I hope he's ok and having fun, he deserves it, he's cool", but I don't really know him. I don't know, man. I really hope he's doing ok. This is NOT a joke. Btw, I am totally ok with it, it's just that I know myself that it's a bit weird and I felt like I had to tell reddit.

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1777

Ive shop lifted one too many times

I'm in a highschool and everyday after school I go to the mall to chill with friends. On a lot of occasions we go to a electromic store to 'rack' (shoplift) items ranging from 20 - 80$. If I added up all the items I stole it would be atleast 800$...

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9792

I am suicidal and school is driving me to do it my brother will not stop antagonizing me

I share a room with a 4 year old and my brother I can’t go outside and when my brother does anything he is praised but when I do it I get beat and my shit gets taken away I want to hurt my brother and kill myself idk.

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2377

I [37m] am married, but can't stop watching sex videos I made with a FWB from 6-7 years ago.

I had a bunch more, but deleted them years ago. I thought I deleted all of them, but I found three clips on an old computer. So fucking hot, so fucking amazing. Such great times. Happy in my marriage and the sex is good, but I can't stop watching these videos. My FWB was 20 years old (I was 30 at the time). She was so fucking hot. She lives a world away, and I suppose it doesn't matter if she were here. Sigh.

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9435

No Christmas Spirit

I'm not depressed. I'm just not that into Christmas this year! Maybe it's the pressure of decorating, and buying the right gifts for everyone. Or maybe it's the stress of buying holiday ingredients for baking and cooking. I was looking forward to Christmas all year, but it feels like the Grinch stole my Christmas Spirit! 😭

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4386

I'm ugly inside and out.

I feel ugly inside. I let the mean person in me control who I was. I yelled terrible things at my gf told her I didnt want to be with her. I dont want her back I feel bad for losing my temper. I want to be with someone that is caring. She brought me down. Now I cant seem to get back to who I was.

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1659

I’m super depressed about my son’s transition to kindergarten.

I don’t have anyone to vent to. I remember the day I found out I was pregnant and now here we are.. I finished buying the rest of his school supplies today. Now I know what people really meant when they said time flies.

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4301

Pulled a sneaky on my boss

My boss asked me to stop what I was doing and go fetch him his keys, which he had left in his car. When I got to the car, I looked to make sure the keys were in there. I then opened the door and pressed the lock button. Went back in and told him the car was locked.

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6816

I believe that No Lives Matter.

Everyone is equally worthless. ​ That isn't to say that people should start killing each other, but I can't deny the fact that life is too short to complain about, and said complaints are too insignificant to make any difference. ​ Eventually, we'll all be swallowed up by the sun, so what does it matter?

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3013

There is a locally made hot sauce in my town that is out of this world. I have a bottle at home and work, and I use it with everything. The problem is that every time I eat it, I get a terrible belly ache, diarrhea, and a burning butthole the next day.

I feel like it should cause some inner struggle when I dowse a burrito with it, but it doesn't. I know exactly what comes next, and I never hesitate. Even after posting this, I will continue to eat it because I love it so much.

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4103

I don’t know what to do

My ex gf and I broke up about two months ago, I told my self I would stay single for a while until I was ready to date. I reconnected with an old friend from almost 10 years ago and I think I am falling in love with her, my feelings for her just snuck up on me and I can’t describe the pure joy she brings into my life. I want to stay single a bit longer and she agrees but also I want to be her boyfriend.

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5913

my dick is curved?

so yeah my dick is curved, but yeah curves are normal but mine is curved downward, like a banana, basically pointing the ground, have any women reading this come across one? and even for guys like this can you have sex easily?? i’m young and still a virgin i have no experience and it kinda worries me, like can i even pleasure the girl i love and meet expectation

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6072

I've been a vegetarian for over two years now but my god do I want some gosh darn KFC

Before I gave up meat it was something I never thought much of other than loving it when I was younger. Now as the years go by the cravings for it are actually ridiculous. My family was eating some today in front of me and I just couldn't bear it. I'm contemplating having a KFC meal one day soon just to satisfy myself. Is that wrong?

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3567

Being a failure

Always the black sheep of the family. Never know what to do in life and being bad at all things. Broke my mum's heart for the nth time but still keeps pushing me to pursue my dreams. I don't know why my mum still keeps pushing me to strive hard when in fact I'm tired wasting her efforts and trust. I just want to end this 😞

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6734

I called my mom a b*tch and my dad hit me

I said it cus I was annoyed but didn't know my dad heard me. He grabbed me over his knee and was hitting me hard. I'm 14 and I want to move out but I don't have relatives that live close. What should I do?

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11454

I wanna fuck my friends.

My best mates are a F/M couple, and we're all bisexuals. I know that prior to their relationship both of them were into me and theres been quite a few instances where I think one of them is flirting with me. I know that I am absolutely not right to be a part of the relationship, polyamory style. And I'm ok with that. So I'm kinda stuck here in this space of fucking my friends and ruining my only friendships. Or the status quo of being semi adjacent to their sex life, and feeling the chemistry for a threeway.

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10807

Day 5 of November

Im about to break! The lack of sex and the lack of masturbation is driving me crazy. My co workers all looking good on a Friday too. What can i do to take my mind off nutting D: work isn’t doing much

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455

I shouldn't be here/ I'm leaving.

A while ago my mom told me that I'm not allowed on Reddit anymore. Due to some poor decisions I've made. It sucks that because I've done some stupid things, it ruins everything. So, I deleted that account and made this one. But after thinking about it, I shouldn't have made another one and I feel guilty about it. So I'm leaving for good this time. I'm really going to miss the inside jokes and sense of Community here (like talking in r/starwars or r/flashtv). So, that's all. Bye Reddit.

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3847

I jerked off my homie

We were like 12 and was sleeping over at my house and we were talking about jerking off and porn and shit and he said "hey man if I jerk you off will you jerk me off ?" And I said yes. It was nice but I forgot to say no homo tho

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8074

People are mad I "ghosted" them. I didnt even matter to them to begin with so I'm pretty confused.

Ever meet someone that hates you but seems to act like their your buddy, but they get fucking weird and get all attachmenty when you decide to leave. Hes been going around talking about how shitty I am and how I ghost everyone and dont take responsibility and I realize hes just mad I'm not friends with him anymore, like cant you grow up just let people go?

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4155

I just cheated on my girlfriend

Im a bi guy I love my girlfriend more than anything but last night this guy I know came to my dorm and asks me for drugs and we ended up chatting and getting high together and then we just fucked... I hate myself for it but I don’t know what to do

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2968

I like a guy at work, but I can’t confide in anyone, especially my parents.

So I just want to write it here. He’s a doctor, he has a lovely smile, he’s lovely to patients and colleagues. Today I made him blush when I poked fun at him, which made me blush. I don’t think he’s a Christian, which is why I can’t be too excited and can’t share easily with my parents. I’m also not sure how far things can go, if he even likes my ugly ass face.

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1831

Tried to kill myself recently and ruined my relationship

Title says it all. I tried to kill myself and my fiancé now wants nothing to do with me over it. I’ve had depression for years and we’ve drifted apart recently...I’m hurt that he wasn’t there for me when I needed him and now when I need him the most.

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8956

I dont like my family.

Title says it all. im sad to say it but isolation has really comfirmed that I am the ugly duckling in my family. I don't agree w any of their views or ideas and they dont agree w mine. Simple as that.

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6607

I say hi to customers like I know them so they feel remembered, even when I don’t

Bit of a wholesome confession. I work in an area with a lot of older regulars that like to talk because they’re lonely. I of course remember a lot of them, but when I can I like to greet and talk to all my customers like I know who they are because I always feel touched when my barista remembers me. It makes me feel like I matter, and I want everyone to know they matter. Sorry if this was boring, I believe customer service can go a long way for someone who is feeling alone.

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6779

I have always wanted to date someone with a peanut allergy

I've thought about this more than I care to admit. I feel like if I were dating someone that was allergic to peanuts and we were in the middle of a fight, I would stomp to the food pantry and angrily shove a spoonful of peanut butter into my mouth and eat it. That way they couldn't kiss me or get near to me to make up; I think it would be an amazing tactic and really funny later.

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7600

I want to have sex with one of my cousin sister

I'm 19 and she is not 20 years old.. I have a huge crush on her since i was 16.. I can't get over her.. I just can't control my urges towards her what should I do in this situation!!?? Me and my cousin are very friendly with each other.. We also watched porn together once but i can't understand how to ask her for sex.. She is so fuckin hot and beautiful...

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8711

I feel like a jerk

It’s embarrassing, but I had a job interview and I was so anxious that I didn’t call to cancel. I actually never confirmed the time but they messaged my phone assuming I was coming. Hello anxiety blocking me from doing basic things like responding to emails/texts. I feel like a jerk.

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[Support Only] I think I might be infertile

[No Regrets]: If you don't feel bad I stopped taking my birth control pill last month because I had two periods within two weeks. Ive been sexually active and we haven't used protection since I'm usually on the pill and he doesn't pull out. I got my period this Sunday and I'm worried that I might be infertile. I don't really have anyone to talk to about this. Im worried I might have lost my chance to have children. All my life all I've ever wanted is children and Im scared that opportunity may have left me.

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1202

I take mental health days from work

I called out sick today just to have a personal day due to my anxieties and stress controlling my life lately. And I just feel guilty. I have plenty of PTO to use so it’s totally fine. Just feel embarrassed. Not sure why.

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2668

I need help quick

I'm talking to a boy through text I know he's gay and I just want to try and see if I like phone sex with a guy because it's something that turns me on I want to try things with a guy but is it ok I want to keep it a secret

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5670

I am going to die

I'm a 24 year old dude and I'm going to kill myself because I'm a virgin and there's no way to have sex in this extremely religious place I live in. I also have no money and no job, ao no way to get away. This is not a mental feeling, I feel it physically too.

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1811

I lied to all my friends and eventually fell in love

I lied about me moving because I wanted to runaway, Then met this guy, cute, tall, kind, he's lowkey perfect. Yet I told him I was going to move with my parents in Alberta & yet this is the biggest lie ever. All I wanted was to live a new life, for an inderterminate period of time. Yet I fell in love, he's mad & can't make up for what I did.

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11467

I feel like I miss someone but I dont know who

Lately , i feel so weird . I dont have any crush . I still in contact with my ex and never thought of getting back together . I feel like there is part of me that is not being fulfilled . Sex life is good , i match with someone on bumble and everything is fine . I dont know what is the problem at this point .

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10368

I enjoy masturbating in public rest rooms (NSFW)

The title pretty much says it all, I just get so turned on by the public rest room. I've pleasured myself so many times at work, mall, restaurants and so on.I know it's wrong but I cant stop myself and I get such an intense and fast orgasm from it.

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1426

I think I was an asshole to a murder victim.

I just found out a previous coworker was murdered by his father. He was bullied from early on because of his social skills and bad stutter. Fuck. I just wish I would have made his life down here a little easier.

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11350

I’m in too much love.

I fell in love with my bestfriend. Every time I see her speak or interact with another boy, I get jelous. It’s at the point where I have her on my mind 24/7. She keeps asking to do stuff and then pulling out of plans a few hours later. It really messes with my head, DTB I guess.

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4695

I Called Former Presidential Nominee Bob Dole

I found the phone number of Senator Dole in a book from 2000 and decided to call the number given, it was actually his home, and a woman answered, as soon as I said the word “senator” she sighed and said that they had a call coming and then hung up.

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26 [M] I have an incest fetish and I used to fuck my neighbor while I was with someone because she had the same fetish too.

When I was in highschool I used to hang out with my neighbor across the street while I was dating my girlfriend at the time. Me and my neighbor were very very close and grew up together practically. We used to hangout and browse the internet and watch porn bloopers and porn fails. We stumbled upon an incest parody video and confessed we both had the same fetish. We’ve gone our separate ways but I really miss how hot the roleplay sex was.

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4215

I think I'm gonna end up being a pedophile

I'm under 18 but I masturbate to images of underage models all the time and I fantasize about seeing and touching little kids. I've also sexually touched my younger sister aswell as my younger cousin and take every opportunity I get to see her (6 years old) naked. Whether that be in a bath or changing. I also love to masturbate with kids panties. I hate myself please help

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4418

My whole life, without fail, every person I meet says I look familiar. It used to creep me out. But nowadays, I have fun with it. I tell people I moonlight as a male porn star. The reactions are priceless.

Sometimes I tell them the truth afterwards and sometimes I leave them hanging. Depends on how much I care. If I really want to make things awkward I tell them it's an all male casting they recognize me from. It never gets old.

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5091

Me and my friend stole amazon packages from a car then sold them on ebay

So when me and my one friend were 14 we found a car with a lot of boxes in the back. We opened the door and the car was unlocked so we took all of the boxes home. We later opened them and found some very personal items,a suit and some shoes. We googled how much they were and it was over £150. We then sold the shoes and suit for £90.

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5039

I honestly hate being black……… I’m insecure about my skin

Had to post this on my throwaway account. Now this is a actual issue. I really don’t like my skin. I feel like if I was white I would be way more prettier… it’s taking me a lot to love my skin but I do wish I was lighter. It’s something I’m ashamed about but it’s true. Plus I really like white guys and most white guys don’t like black girls :/ so that makes it worse.

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11109

Got drunk last night with my gf and her friends, and somehow ended up feeling one of her friends boobs.

Gf has small boobs, her friend has bigger ones. I've only ever known the touch of small boobs until now. Big boobs feel different. They feel better to squeeze. I also have never drank before. I'm definitely at fault for squeezing them, but I would never have done that without being drunk. Can't stop thinking about big boobs and how they feel now

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3746

I report influencers as spam on Instagram

I'm not particularly proud of it, and I don't know if it does anything. But some days when I'm feeling a bit irritable and come across an influencer marketing their shit, I report them as spam. I don't care for the influencer culture springing up but I only ever hear bad things about them. Like destroying that rare superbloom flower trail, or just being shit in general. I don't know.

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7377

I constantly live life on the edge

I am responsible for getting away with 9 counts of homicide across the states of Maine, New Hampshire and New York. I also evaded charges pressed against me for battery and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in New Mexico. I am currently evading the FBI for over 4 years now, and if I get caught I am looking at 11 life sentences without parole.

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6179

I [32f] want to have sex with a woman

I am happily married to a man, and my husband and I have a healthy sex life. But I was quite young when I got married and he's only the second person I've ever had sex with. I feel like I missed out on an opportunity to explore my sexuality and now I fantasise about having sex with a woman. I also watch lesbian porn sometimes.

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4032

Deliberately getting caught in public changing rooms masturbating and bra panties and getting

I go to the DI easy get a couple bras and a couple pair of panties go to the mall in a public dressing room And put them on and wait to get caught masturbating pretty addicted to it I find other ways to get caught turn out great

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10445

I’m friends with my abuser and I don’t plan on leaving

I really shouldn’t be making this post but I need to get it off my chest, I used to date this guy I loved but really even if we’re just friends now he’s really abusive, he manipulates and guilt trips me consistently and yet I can’t see my life without him. We do have good times and he makes me laugh so really I can’t bring myself to leave, but I geuss that means it’s my fault I get hurt because I’m choosing to stay.

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8904

I Feel Like White Men Shouldn’t Vote

White men have oppressed, terrorized, murdered, raped, etc women/Bipoc for millions of years. Even now they are about to elect Orange Hitler. To prevent this and give minorities and women their fair shake-we should make White men know what its like to be not allowed to vote-to be subjugated by those “niggers” you hate so much.

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11867

Breeding kink or what ?

The second I got on birth control it’s like my head did a spin. I used to be so paranoid and wouldn’t even speak the word pregnancy into the air. Never wanted kids, never liked kids, never wanted to get pregnant, anything. Now i’m stuck with the idea of getting pregnant every time I have sex and it’s such an inviting picture in my head. I don’t want the baby though just the pregnancy. It’s odd but I’m loving it.

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8463

I was violated in middle school, and i watch gore videos to help me cope

I was sexually assaulted in middle school by a person i considered a friend. I cut him off recently. I feel horrible for not saying no. I've told only 2 people, my girlfriend and a close friend. It happened 2-3 years ago and i've been watching gore videos to try and feel something other than guilt and pain.

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9609

I wish people didn’t care so much about me...

I’m depressed and going through a really hard time and I had texted my friend about it earlier through tears. Then her and another friend came and dropped off some food and I’m sobbing again. I wish they wouldn’t care about me so much because to be honest I probably would have already ended it if it weren’t for them. I have no intent on killing myself right now, I wouldn’t even know how, but I’ve just been through a really hard time.

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547

I feel guilty for being alive

[remorse] Most of my days are spent sleeping and hating myself with a burning passion. I feel like life isn't worth living but then I realize how lucky I am. My family is incredible and I love them and the fact I'm so unhappy makes me feel horribly guilty and that I don't deserve to live, and that my place on the earth would be so much better for someone else. I don't feel entitled or deserving of the space I take up, in my house, at uni or anywhere.

Existential Guilt

6084

I just reported the family next door to ICE

I had a hunch which was right that they were illegals. Boy did I smile so much when I heard the police enter their home and people getting out in cuffs with the children crying so loudly and mothers in cuffs crying for their children :) Serves then right for breaking the law.

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6025

I fucked my ex boyfriend's two best friends

After my ex-boyfriend broke up with me, I was very upset and within the span of three months I had sex with his two closest friends. Several times. One of them has a girlfriend too. Yikes. I know I'm a total bitch for this but he doesn't know and I'm starting to feel bad.

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9020

i still listen to melenie martinez and jazmin bean

this isn’t a huge secret or anything quite interesting tbh, but i used tell everyone that i only listen to alt rock. when in reality i’m still unironicly listening to the kakegurui OP. it’s just been bothering me for a bit that i’m lying about my music taste

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4230

I've really gotten into exhibitionism

So I've really gotten into exhibitionism, wearing things such as string g-strings and such... They don't seem very popular on reddit, but I just can't help loving to wear them..... yeah I guess I'm odd lol

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6529

I really have no talent at all

I'm not good at anything. I like to do lots of things, but I always fail at everything and never was the best in anything ever in my life ever. I'm not great at schools, at sports and I'm not creative. I'm not fat but I'm not skinny/toned, I'm not insanely attractive. I'm literally mediocre in every way. But maybe that's alright. shouldn't complain, I know

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5491

I love being degraded and humiliated by women. I like it when they laugh at me

I have a fetish, when a woman treats me badly I get turned on. I love it when they mock me, or make fun of me. I love it when they tell me I'm not man enough. I'm so masochistic that I act weird on purpose so that they feel superior to me and then start treating me like I'm goofy. I love it when a hot woman is scolding me and bossing me around.

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2323

I take 3 showers a day

Yes I know it’s terrible for the environment But I love showers!! I feel great after them. And yes I am a male. Here’s how I take them: 1. When I wake up 2. After I get home from class/work 3. Before I go to bed Idk how people only shower once per day

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10426

I'm skinny but I wish I was skinnier

I know objectively that I'm a fairly thin person, and that losing any more weight would not make me any healthier. I'm only a few pounds over the underweight limit for my height/age/gender/etc. However, when I see someone skinnier than I am, I get this desperate feeling and painful desire to be really, really thin, and it makes me want to do things like take appetite suppressants or stop eating, but I end up being too lazy to do those things usually.

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11492

One way these young kids won’t kick their nail biting habit

Way back when before iPhones and smart phones we used T9 phones to text. I couldn’t text if I bit my nails. So I stopped buying my nails. On reflection I bit my nails because I hated seeing dirt under my nails. Random confession but there it is. I haven’t bit my nails in something like 16 years.

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10316

Me and my best male friend sucked and jerked eachother off

Throwaway for obvious reasons. Me and my best male friend of 10 years sucked off and gave each other handjobs over at his house. We are both straight guys (or so we thought,although i had my doubts about myself).I confirmed that I'm actually bisexual and he's kinda confused about the entire thing.Very exciting experience,would do it again. On a real note,I'd let him fuck me up if I had fully cleaned my back door.Oh well... Thanks for reading this.This felt good to let out.

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3392

I am sexist - I actually like women way more than men

Not gonna pull a Sam Harris and say I respect women more than men by default, but I do think they're on average nicer, and more empathetic. Sadly I've never got to verify my theory as I have never been with one, but I don't think I'll ever even get to as if my eternal frown and questionable attitude isn't enough to scare them away, my social media activity definitely is.

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9982

I'm fucking a guy who has a girlfriend

Yea. Title pretty much sums it up lol. I didn't know he had a girlfriend at first. And then I found out and got really grossed out because I thinking cheating is unacceptable. But the sex is so good we fucked again. And I feel really sorry for the girl. I hate myself

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2888

Hey, people, I have a question.

I have down some things that are very low animal low, and important not proud of it, and I’m very not sure how to say it, can I confess about anything? No matter what I did? Please someone confirm that, I don’t wanna post t and later some bot deleting my comments and getting blocked and all of that!

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5875

I get bad grades to keep my expectations low.

Don't get me wrong, and A and a B are really satisfying to get but if I were to get an A in all my classes exept one then my mother stress out about it and stresses me out that she stresses out about me because I love her so much. I love her so much that I don't want to do that to her so I'd rather have her view me as a dumb son instead of being disappointed if I don't get all A's.

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9005

I had to use physical force against a homeless man as self defense

Last night I was chilling at my place when I heard some screaming. I looked out the window and it was a homeless man yelling in the middle of the street. I felt threatened so I immediately grabbed my baseball bat and went out and beat the crap out of him. He was knocked out and when he woke up he ran away

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3504

I realized I’ve been ACCIDENTALLY greeting white people by saying “Howdy!” But I’ve never said this to a non-white person

Confession in the title. I said howdy (as in “how do you do?”) to my neighbor or coworker not too long ago and realized I’ve rarely said this to any Asian or black people, if ever. It’s a subconscious thing. I still say Hello or good day to everyone. I have friends of all different races and don’t consider myself otherwise prejudiced

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6419

I needed to go to the toilet and walked in on my girlfriend's mum naked in the bath.

She was lying there in the water completely naked with everything on display. It seemed like she was drifting off as when I opened the door she didn't notice. I had a good look and then left and told my girlfriend that the door was locked and someone was probably in there. She's like a 6/10 so it was pretty good 👍

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11546

I'm gonna strike again on march the 20th.

If i was to strike again, who would you prefer. 1:A random dog walker at 6.30-7 am in the morning, in a woodland area. 2:A random homeless female, at around 2 am, lured away from the city centre via the use of money. 3:A female asleep in her home, next to a woodland area, with a young infant in the house at the same time. 4: A random male walking with his girlfriend, around 10 pm, after drinking at a bar. 5: A couple on the same night, who've just had a newborn baby. I will take your responses into consideration.

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4323

I really hate my teeth

I was joking around with my friend on Snapchat and sent her a video. I saved it and it didn’t see anything wrong with it at first but after awhile I can’t help but notice how spaced out my teeth are. They look awful and it’s hard not to notice how out of place they look. I know it’s a quick video but I notice it in others too https://gfycat.com/familiardisloyalindianpalmsquirrel

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5617

Hot teacher/cheer coach up skirt

One time I was doing a class project and turned around and my English teacher was wearing a nice short black skirt sitting in a chair. I took a look up her skirt and seen her pussy and ass. She was not wearing anything underneath. She was also the cheer coach too. I still see that everyday in my mind. It was hot believe that.

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3185

I am planning to kill myself once we move next year

I am going to kill myself once my wife, daughter, I move next year. Abuse survivor with PTSD as well as chronic pain due to breaking my back shattering my ankle. We are moving to where my wife grew up (middle America) next year for cheaper coast of living. Once we move and I have the finances all worked out. I plain to drive to where I grew up (a few states away) and walk out in the woods, drink 100mg of fentanyl, and waist for the sweet release of death....

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9432

Today I sharted right before a WebEx meeting and it made me late

I thought it was just a little fart but it turned out to be messy pre-diarrhea. It leaked through my underwear and pants and I ended up having to shower again to get fully clean, so I was late to my meeting. I told them I was having connection issues.

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2949

I’m only into white girls

I’m a middle eastern man who has only dated or hooked up with white women, but I feel like I’m missing out on what these other races have to offer. The thing is I’m just not into blacks, Asians, or middle eastern girls. I’m not a racist by any means, because many of my friends are from different ethnicities. Is there something wrong with me though? I feel like I’m missing out on some opportunities

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4681

I used to shoplift regularly from the dollar store

When I was younger I never had any money to buy snacks ad things, so I would save up until I had a dollar and go to the dollar store. Once I was there I bought the biggest thing I wanted and put the rest in my bag. I was never caught, but I still feel a bit guilty about it.

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5514

Told my girlfriend I would eat her ass

i love her with all my heart and she's always mentioning it subtly so i straight up told her "i eat ass" and now i'm thinking about it and it's kinda gross... her butt is really great and all but i'm really thinking about putting my mouth on a butthole and it's just a weird thing. she's coming over on saturday and i'm really worried i'll let her down. i got a little overzealous. anyone who eats ass here? how is it? am i just being dumb?

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7452

Meritocracy is horseshit

No-one earns their wealth through hard work alone. The vast majority of wealthy people are that way because of dumb stupid luck. They never "earned" their position, they were either born into it or had some advantage that allowed them to exploit someone else's labor. Everyday workers bust their jump everyday just to get by, they're working harder than any billionaire ever had to work. Anyone who tells you that you're poor because you didn't work hard enough are degenerate swine and fucking liars who deserve to be spat at.

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2382

I am extremely immoral in that I see cheating on married women, and someone choosing to eat dog as fine.

I've been living my life pretending to be "moral". But I actually am highly immoral in the idea of it in the western world. I find married women as fair game, its their choice, and dogs as not having consciousness and are like pigs and goats.

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7107

I'm a dude that gets hit on all the time.

A lot of the people I know seem to be under the impression that I get a lot--like, a LOT--more sex than I actually do. But I have extreme difficulty with being intimate/vulnerable with others. It's nothing "mechanically" wrong. I can't stand being touched, because if I let someone touch me for more than a second, I might like the unpleasantness of the burn. I might miss it. I can't miss the taste of cake if I don't know what it tastes like, right?

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7865

I have urges to stab myself.

I work around and with food. On a daily basis I'm surrounded by sharp objects, very sharp knives. Every time I hold one I have this need to stab myself. Stomach, arm, leg. It doesn't matter where, it just feels like it needs to happen. How the fuck do I stop this?

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8544

Let the virus run it's course and get back to normal.

How long are we supposed sit in a bubble or on pause when the virus isnt going to go anywhere? I feel the virus is inevitable. Eventually everyone will get it at some point. Some may think its selfish. I just dont see the point of waiting this out. Follow basic hygien practices like washing hands and sanitizing to your fitting and keep it moving.

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849

I only have five contacts in my phone and all of them are family members

And I only text two out of the five people which is my mom and sister. I have literally no friends I try very hard to make some but nobody likes me I guess, I even got a new job to meet people and possibly make some friends but I’ve been working here for a few weeks and I can’t even make one acquaintance everyone just does their own thing.

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10820

i feel really gross.

i am a junior in highschool and i have a crush on a freshman. i feel really bad about it. they are a friend of mine but i am trying to avoid them... i don't know why but i have a genuine fear of being a pedophile. it makes me feel filthy knowing i like someone younger than me

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7614

Obese women on dating sites

Who put “no fwb or one night stands” in their profile are pretty hilarious What else are they good for? 1. No one wants to be seen with that. 2. No one wants to pay for food for 3 people when there are only 2 of you

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10133

As a white business owner in San Francisco, I’m completely okay with people of color stealing from my store

I will not call the police on them because that would be a death sentence for them. They don’t deserve to die at the hands of police for shoplifting. If I were to confront them myself, it would be a micro aggression and I would feel like a white supremacist correcting a black person So when I see it I turn a blind eye to it and I told my employees to do the same. Honestly, if you add up all the terrible things white people have done to people of color, there’s no problem with them taking my inventory.

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8037

Sorry D, sorry A

I shouldn't have come in between your relationship, I was selfish and wanted whatever I wanted for myself and you were just ripe for the pickin' but poor D never found out. But you went onto that P guy? Like whatttttt lowkey highkey yolo.

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