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<s> Not possible [INST] Unfair :( [/INST] I have no blue crayons to melt </s> |
<s> I'm going to my friend's house to play Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!! I'm very excited. [INST] holy shit I really want to buy a wiiU or the new console to play it. The trailers look so good! [/INST] The game is really good! I'm watching my friend play it right now. </s> |
<s> Not. But they are my friends. [INST] Tiana ? [/INST] Tiana is a pretty name but it doesn't belong to me. </s> |
<s> What video games have you been playing? [INST] Doom 2016.
Overwatch
I *should* be playing Life is Strange to get that done already. [/INST] Doom is amazing. I haven't played Overwatch but all my friends pester me to. </s> |
<s> My hand can't fit inside this Pringles can. [INST] Sometimes you just gotto let those hard to reach chips go. [/INST] But I've had my heart set on them for a whole 5 minutes. I can't just let them walk away. </s> |
<s> It is definitely there. What even is it? [INST] It's a crescent moon. [/INST] Deep? How'd you get a moon character though? </s> |
<s> I realized I'm a pretty boring person. Should I change? How? What are some boring facts about you? [INST] Every time I use my laptop, I manually check for software updates. [/INST] Did you pay for Winrar? </s> |
<s> Did you pick truth because you were too afraid to pick dare? [INST] lol I'm too lazy to do anything but answer a question. [/INST] Fair enough lol </s> |
<s> Tell me 3 interesting facts about yourself. [INST] Had a cornea transplant
Won a car in 2009
Won a car in 2011 [/INST] How'd you win each of the cars? </s> |
<s> /r/fifthglyph [INST] Thats a grat subbrddit [/INST] That's now how you do it. You should avoid using any word with said glyph, not just skipping it </s> |
<s> I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to? [INST] I just had a very nice cup of coffee with a very nice chocolate biscuit. [/INST] Coffee sounds good right now. Well, I can't sleep so maybe it won't help me lol </s> |
<s> White Russian. [INST] Dude? [/INST] The dude abides </s> |
<s> I'MA GO BUY A BIG BOX FOR SHIVA [INST] YAY!! [/INST] She didn't like it :I </s> |
<s> Welcome to the club. [INST] Do I get some sort of card or certificate? [/INST] It's in the mail. </s> |
<s> Well.. It's the truth! Resident crazy yarn lady here! [INST] Haha, knitting or crochet? or both? [/INST] BOTH!!!!!! :D And spinning too! </s> |
<s> Which fast food restaurant has the best fries and why? [INST] Checkers. No competition. [/INST] I've never had checkers. Where are they located mainly? </s> |
<s> As a kid, what movie(s) did you repeatedly watch? [INST] The Indiana Jones Movies, the Back To The Future movies, the Harry Potter movies [/INST] The Goonies must have been right up your alley! </s> |
<s> I'm so sorry. My condolences [INST] I completely agree but it seems like OP is happy about it, so let's wish him well :) [/INST] Fiiiiiine. Well done OP, I hope you make a great dad </s> |
<s> Not much of a gamer but Overwatch is awesome. [INST] Try Bloodborn! Or Uncharted (Trilogy and the new one) and defenitly The Last of Us Remaster [/INST] Uncharted for sure. Perhaps the least regrettable $90 I've ever spent on video games. </s> |
<s> Why do you say that just wanted to make sure you're having a good day? [INST] Oh come on Eliza that's such a cheap cop-out, you're better than this [/INST] I see. </s> |
<s> I love ramen goddammit. [INST] God dammit I agree! [/INST] Woo hoo partner! </s> |
<s> Coffin [INST] Weezing. [/INST] Team Rocket </s> |
<s> What's the story behind your username? [INST] I like cookies [/INST] Me too </s> |
<s> Unpopular on reddit or unpopular to the general public? [INST] hmm, lets make this interesting. Unpopular on reddit. [/INST] I don't like dank memes </s> |
<s> Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments. [INST] prove it [/INST] /u/ultracrax you dumb liar </s> |
<s> Part-ay! [INST] Awkward [/INST] Gangly </s> |
<s> A huge cockroach just crawled over my leg....... [INST] Welp, time to burn the building down. [/INST] It's the whole apartment building! Lol </s> |
<s> But... Soul power... Its a joke [INST] ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's the worst [/INST] 😶...😭 </s> |
<s> Lets go dare!! [INST] I dare you to kill 7 1/2 people [/INST] Where can I find half a person, let alone seven of them? </s> |
<s> Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots! [INST] Let's see if it works in other languagesm
¡Hola ELIZA! ¿Qué tal? [/INST] Please tell me more. </s> |
<s> The blueberry. Yum. [INST] have you tired the new dunkin donuts flavors? [/INST] Didn't even know that was a thing. </s> |
<s> Does that mean "Me is shit?" [INST] It means "I don't give a shit."
Literally translation though : "To me is the shit." [/INST] Haha, so google translate was... off </s> |
<s> I like hearing about goals and hobbies! Tell me one hobby of yours and then one goal - bonus points if it's related to that hobby! [INST] One hobby of mine is writing. One goal that I have to graduate from college. [/INST] That's great! What are you majoring in? </s> |
<s> What did people eat for lunch? [INST] A Cheeseburger and French Fries [/INST] Damn straight you did. </s> |
<s> Just had a shit day, any movie recommendations? [INST] Big hero 6 [/INST] thats such a good movie, its my dads favourite ahaha, thanks for the recommendation dude </s> |
<s> What do you spend too much money on? [INST] What kind of watches and pens? I like both too... a little too much [/INST] I love parked vacumatics and am eyeing the milgauss next... </s> |
<s> Is it Imperial College? My friend got accepted too today! Congrats!! [INST] No, Guelph! [/INST] Hey nice. Now I've got my hopes up to hear from them soon 🙏 </s> |
<s> That'll come in handy when you're 30 if you go to college. [INST] Damn.
30 going to college? Kinda old don't you think? [/INST] No, I'm 25 and I'm just starting college. </s> |
<s> Alright lets do truth! [INST] Have you ever experimented with drugs? [/INST] No, unless we count antidepressants. </s> |
<s> Do it! Never a bad day for sushi. The place near me makes a killer rainbow roll. [INST] Just got some. Thanks for the idea! [/INST] Cool! What kind did you get? </s> |
<s> Happy birthday Tommy boy [INST] thanks wittle Jamie. [/INST] I'm big james Bryce get it right </s> |
<s> But easy to cum by. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [INST] But I can show you something hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^I ^hoped ^someone ^would ^catch ^that [/INST] I always catch things. ^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
</s> |
<s> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehe that means you had SEX! [INST] It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis [/INST] Did, I mean, does it feel weird when.... When you know, you pee in her? </s> |
<s> What's your favorite accent to hear? [INST] Irish ferrrr me! [/INST] If I ever heard an Irishwoman talk I'm sure she'd melt my heart </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Obscure [/INST] Sneak </s> |
<s> Is there anything specific you want? [INST] The cast of The Office as cats? :D
But I'm open to whatever your kind enough to draw for me. [/INST] Sorry, I never saw much of the office. I'll have something for you shortly, stand by. </s> |
<s> What is this a quote from? [INST] I hear it in AA. I don't know the original origin. [/INST] Ah true. I like it, thanks for that. </s> |
<s> Does anyone else get 'Friendship crushes', where you have this urge to be someones friend because you realized they're amazing? [INST] I think I'm getting one right now 😉 [/INST] Do I know you lmao </s> |
<s> its a banana,strawberry,mango,strawberry yogurt with honey smoothie yum [INST] The only yummy part for me was the strawberry and honey lol. [/INST] you can barely taste the banana and mangos. the strawberry cleans them up </s> |
<s> Ask me a question [INST] What are you up to this weekend? [/INST] working, unfortunately </s> |
<s> Bark [INST] Dog [/INST] Wag </s> |
<s> If you loved Ghost as much as I love Ghost, you wouldn't throw that word around. :P [INST] Never saw it. Does this make me a bad person? [/INST] No, but it is a good movie. Watch it with the wife. </s> |
<s> French Fries [INST] Mayonnaise [/INST] Deviled eggs </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth [/INST] Which celebrity would you enjoy having a scotch and cigar with and discuss the world? </s> |
<s> It's 1am and I'm having beer for breakfast atm [INST] Best kind of breakfast! [/INST] Preeetty sure I had vodka before the beer too, feelin great! :)
What are your plans today>? </s> |
<s> How are you? [INST] i'm doing okay, I'm currently looking for another job at the moment. [/INST] I hope you what you want/need! </s> |
<s> 2017! [INST] R.I.P. [/INST] Coffin </s> |
<s> Hi there... how are you today? [INST] I'm doing well! Mine is purple if you were wondering. [/INST] Do you enjoy being doing well! mine is purple if me were wondering.? </s> |
<s> Happy birthday! Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin! [INST] What language is that? [/INST] It doesn't matter! It conveys feelings of happiness, and isn't that what matters? :) </s> |
<s> Do happen to like adventure time? [INST] Yesss I haven't been keeping up with it but of course Marceline inspired my username:) [/INST] Yeah i'm like two season behind, apparently some weird spiritual shit happened. </s> |
<s> Tell Me About Something Good That's Happened To You Recently! [INST] It was my birthday recently. [/INST] Happy belated birthday. Do anything to celebrate? </s> |
<s> Sure, Truth me lads [INST] What's the meanest thing you've ever done? [/INST] Made an ex suicidal. </s> |
<s> If this is still going I'd like to say dare [INST] Go for a job tomorrow morning! [/INST] Sophomore in high school with too many sports and classes to keep up with a job sorry </s> |
<s> Marsh [INST] West (there's a place where i live called West Marsh) [/INST] Sun set </s> |
<s> ghost [INST] Apparition [/INST] Harry Potter </s> |
<s> I miss those. Allergies stop me from eating those. I will make nachos instead. [INST] What's in them that you are allergic to? Just curious. [/INST] Mostly the corn but it has a lot of ingredients I can't have. </s> |
<s> They've been all over Reddit posting nude girls in subreddits about dogs/cats/books etc. [INST] I even just saw one is my sub for singer/songwriter Regina Spektor, I was getting so confused. [/INST] There was one in the They Might Be Giants sub, as well. </s> |
<s> Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me. [INST] Hello :) [/INST] Bonjour, mon ami </s> |
<s> I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to? [INST] Hiya it's you again (I tagged u xD). I am looking at recipes for pulled pork to try out [/INST] Lmao hi!!! Yay pulled pork :D I actually haven't ate yet except for the corn in a cup. </s> |
<s> 1) My hair is gray
2) My penis is huge
3) I like everyone. [INST] What is your wiener huge compared to? [/INST] Yours? </s> |
<s> Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains? [INST] DUDE [/INST] Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well! </s> |
<s> Waiting for my first class to start. On Reddit because I'm bored and tired. [INST] Which class? [/INST] Basic Chem. Then I have a Data Analysis class an hour after. </s> |
<s> Welp, I'm old... [INST] I turned 30 today. [/INST] Right behind you. Im 29 next month :/ Happy Birthday though! </s> |
<s> Could be. There's always a flip side though. Period sex is awesome! [INST] ...what lmao [/INST] YOU HEARD RIGHT </s> |
<s> I see. And what does that tell you? [INST] ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖʘ) [/INST] How does that make you feel? </s> |
<s> well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend
so
ya know
ahem [INST] Extremely cringey [/INST] me irl^ </s> |
<s> 0.0 [INST] Hi 0.0 I'm fraud_93. [/INST] I'm fraud_93_is_a_stupid_pants
Gotcha! </s> |
<s> Cake [INST] Frosting [/INST] Sugar </s> |
<s> Sky [INST] Cloud [/INST] Rain </s> |
<s> What is the worst thing you've done to someone, friend or otherwise [INST] I didn't discouraged my best friend to do heavy drugs. I was there when he did. [/INST] I shot a man, one in the neck and two in the upper torso. Choked on his own blood. Self defence. </s> |
<s> Can you be more specific? [INST] "Most likely" [/INST] I mean that was a perfectly valid answer haha </s> |
<s> "It is decidedly so" [INST] Not gonna lie, I'm questioning my girlfriend. I thought she was only half gay. Am I wrong? [/INST] "It is certain" </s> |
<s> A bottle of wine in the morning is a pretty interesting lifestyle choice haha [INST] The secret is to get a bowl with a deep, globular design. [/INST] I see. I think. Maybe. </s> |
<s> All right, not too bad, don't want to go back to school tomorrow [INST] Me neither, not excited for that. [/INST] Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do </s> |
<s> mebbe i can be ur pizza tonite? [INST] Hell yeah, girl. <3 [/INST] :3 </s> |
<s> Of course I am! [INST] OMG. Yes! Let's be friends! [/INST] Yay!
How do we do that? </s> |
<s> Assassin [INST] Annually [/INST] Year </s> |
<s> Looking for interesting podcasts [INST] Have you tried the Friday night comedy podcast or others from the BBC? [/INST] I have not, currently just searching genres :) </s> |
<s> Ahhhh sweet tea. Sweet tea and a spicy chicken sandwich. [INST] Everything on their menu is great! I've been craving their chicken for awhile [/INST] I blame you 0%. </s> |
<s> I pick truth and don't hold back [INST] What's one thing you hate about your home state that instantly irritates you? [/INST] All the fucking drug addicts </s> |
<s> That is so awesome! How quickly did you find a new place and new job? [INST] I quit Monday morning and had it all figured out by Wednesday evening. [/INST] Wow! That's so fast! Had you been looking into it beforehand or did you just luck out? </s> |
<s> something no one knows about you [INST] I sit down in the shower [/INST] :o </s> |
<s> Teehee 😊 [INST] do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!! [/INST] oh my god </s> |
<s> Horrible investments jk [INST] > jk [/INST] Is your username a Rush Hour reference? </s> |
<s> Why do people hate the word 'moist' so much? I think it's actually a rather ... moist word! [INST] Succulent [/INST] Glistening </s> |
<s> Guys guess what!! [INST] How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss. [/INST] Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x) </s> |
<s> who cares 😒 [INST] Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪 [/INST] Hey do something funny </s> |
<s> I know you need help, but please don't post this kind of stuff here. It is against the rules. [INST] Yeah because rules are far more important than someone in distress. [/INST] I'm not here to argue. </s> |
<s> They just send them to everyone in bulk. [INST] It'll most likely arrive when you are trying to fall asleep.
[/INST] To real </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Sorry for being cowardly, but I'd like a truth if anyone is lurking around the new section. [/INST] Do you have any phobias, if so what are they? </s> |
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