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<s> Magnify [INST] Zoom [/INST] Speedy </s>
<s> What non-valentines day things are you doing today? [INST] Dentist appointment today plus wrighting a few letters to friends [/INST] bring music/podcasts for your dentist appointment, that always helps me. </s>
<s> I'm a beautiful person. The only way to get the best thing is to be a good one. I'm not. [INST] There's a lesson in this one. [/INST] Indeed! My phone is a lot deeper than I thought. </s>
<s> I did a couple times, but none ever responded. [INST] That's too bad. Mine have responded except for the guy who requested a cup of boobs [/INST] I never responded to boobs or nudes or anything, but cats and Lego and such. </s>
<s> Chips would be my go-to. Otherwise though, I would want to eat a nice apple. [INST] Oh! And a pear! [/INST] Yes! Do you like pickles? Those can have a nice crunch </s>
<s> Truth me babby [INST] dogs or cats? why? [/INST] Dogs. I'm allergic to all cats but not all dogs </s>
<s> I would love to be in college [INST] how old are you? [/INST] Had to take a year out won't be back till September. </s>
<s> Aww man that sucks! Where do you live, if I can ask? [INST] Uruguay, so no snow here :/ [/INST] Aww :( </s>
<s> Please tell me more. [INST] I want to be happy [/INST] What would you do if you got to be happy? </s>
<s> I uh I also .... I want a girlfriend [INST] this is just so awkward can we fast forward to the banging [/INST] dude, awkward is my third middle name. </s>
<s> Happy Nameday! Have a great one. [INST] Haha "nameday"! That's cool! Thank you so much! :) [/INST] You're welcome! That was a game of thrones reference. </s>
<s> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!! [INST] Nice [/INST] thanks </s>
<s> Anyone want to chat? [INST] Hello how are you doing? [/INST] I'm good! Currently enjoying a bowl on my patio. How are you? </s>
<s> Gimme a nice cold truth [INST] Do you drink if you do what is your drink of choice? [/INST] Ha I don't normally drink but my go to is usually just crown </s>
<s> Eh. Okay. ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšช [INST] Hey do something funny [/INST] No. ๐Ÿ˜’ </s>
<s> To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. [INST] Irecommendspacebar,theleastusefulofallkeys. [/INST] Greatzidea! </s>
<s> Whats your favorite feature about yourself? [INST] I like to think I have a cute butt. [/INST] Butts are important. My girlfriend has a cute butt as well </s>
<s> What kind of watches and pens? I like both too... a little too much [INST] I love parked vacumatics and am eyeing the milgauss next... [/INST] Favorite ink? </s>
<s> Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments. [INST] Looks like I'm getting an upvote [/INST] No it doesn't look like you're getting an upvote. You ARE getting an upvote. </s>
<s> I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit. [INST] Every day, unless I do something messy/sweaty or unusually dressy. [/INST] This is exactly what I said. You helped me win the argument. Not that she'd admit that. </s>
<s> Depends on the question. [INST] Are you a frog [/INST] Maybe. Maybe not. </s>
<s> Glaikit [INST] glaikit, as in foolish? [/INST] Aye </s>
<s> Sand [INST] Shells [/INST] Jewellery </s>
<s> Obscure [INST] Sneak [/INST] Assassin </s>
<s> Yeah, it might not snow for the rest of the year. [INST] Really? Do you not get snow often? [/INST] It doesn't really snow in Ireland, we just get rain mostly. </s>
<s> guys. it's friday. [INST] Play overwatch,Skyrim, and for honor all weekend after building robots! [/INST] you truly live up to your username. </s>
<s> This describes perfectly my life [INST] lul [/INST] Only without finding the quarter :( </s>
<s> Happy Birthday!! Did you get a cake? If not can you get one for yourself on my behalf ๐Ÿ˜€ [INST] Thanks. I got a chocolate cake [/INST] Can I see?! </s>
<s> Fuckin' tunes like, but try D for dangerous, teddy picker and fake tales of SanFrancisco. [INST] Sure thing! [/INST] Cant wait to hear what you think. </s>
<s> What kind of up/downvoter are you ? [INST] I'm the same as you. I also upvote almost anyone who replies to me :) [/INST] Hi! </s>
<s> Eh. [INST] This resonates with me deeply. [/INST] Hm. </s>
<s> But. But how did you get my address? [INST] They just send them to everyone in bulk. [/INST] It'll most likely arrive when you are trying to fall asleep. </s>
<s> Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots! [INST] Hello Eliza [/INST] Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today. </s>
<s> oh yes! Ask away. [INST] Can I haz? [/INST] haz cheezburger??? </s>
<s> I can speak Japanese. [INST] ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž่ฉฑใ›ใ‚‹ใ‘ใฉใ€ๆœ€่ฟ‘ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžใฎๆœฌใ‚„้›‘่ชŒใจใ‹่ชญใ‚“ใงใชใ„ใ€‚ๆฏŽๆ—ฅใฎๆœฌ่ชžใง่ฉฑใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€ [/INST] ใˆใƒผใฉใ“่ฉฑใ™ใฎ๏ผŸ </s>
<s> I see. [INST] But how can you see if your eyes aren't real? [/INST] Please consider whether you can answer your own question. </s>
<s> Truth? [INST] How many pictures of food do you have on your camera roll? [/INST] 2 </s>
<s> According to google, you can have it through oral sex too [INST] Condoms can be used for oral sex, too. [/INST] Naww </s>
<s> Becoming more stable. Getting in better shape. Whatever I decide to bake tonight. Moving! [INST] Those are good goals. Are you moving far? [/INST] Thanks :D Only about a half hour. I'm really excited about it though. </s>
<s> Haha yay! I need more people in my life (: [INST] Did you sleep well? [/INST] I slept super well, that's my problem lol. I slept for about 6 hours </s>
<s> First time with wifi on a plane and oh god is it glorious [INST] We still hate you up there. ;) Where headed? [/INST] Ahh to be expected :P. Going to South Korea for the new year! :) </s>
<s> Got new spray paint ordered yesterday! [INST] What are you going to create with it? [/INST] I think you may have experienced a hiccup. </s>
<s> Sometimes you just gotto let those hard to reach chips go. [INST] But I've had my heart set on them for a whole 5 minutes. I can't just let them walk away. [/INST] Plate and pour. Or your lap might work as well. </s>
<s> Spring [INST] Summer [/INST] Warm </s>
<s> Let's play D&amp;D! [INST] I'm down! Although it might be a fairly big party ;) [/INST] So you're hosting right? </s>
<s> Is that a video game? Idk anything [INST] That it is! 2nd part to one of the most amazing gaming franchises around! [/INST] Is it like skyrim or CoD or what </s>
<s> What's your type? [INST] Bad bitches is the only thing that I like [/INST] Hi there. </s>
<s> Does anyone think that a casual conversation podcast where anyone can call in would be interesting? [INST] Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight [/INST] Hi what if I'm interested! </s>
<s> Tiana is a pretty name but it doesn't belong to me. [INST] Oh well then who are you .... who who? [/INST] I'm me! Silly boy, can't you tell that? </s>
<s> It gets old fast. [INST] Better than living in a region where the temperature reaches 42 degree Celsius [/INST] Wanna trade, boof? </s>
<s> Will you marry me? [INST] Please consider whether you can answer your own question. [/INST] So... you will marry me? :D </s>
<s> Same for me except replace castle with death star [INST] My neighbour's a Lego fanatic, he got this and built it within a week. He must've have slept. xD [/INST] Must have have? Mustn't have? </s>
<s> Rain [INST] Drop [/INST] Smash </s>
<s> I feel kind of bummed no one likes my tattoo so I wanted to share it here and answer questions NSFW [INST] Girl im really close with got 1 similar to this in the exact same spot. I enjoy looking at it [/INST] Oh awesome! The ribs were unbearable </s>
<s> I looked up at the stars to see them glistening back at me. Those aren't stars. [INST] Twist: I looked up into the night to see the glistening stars. They were looking back. [/INST] Also good </s>
<s> &gt; not cry are you insane you ought to be sobbing on your wedding day [INST] In my 6 class textbook (and 7th class extra book too), there was this poem on bridal tears [/INST] Share with the class </s>
<s> Oh yeah? I bet you also give gold to people on occasion... "wink wink" [INST] Gold in my language means "downvote". You still want Gold? [/INST] What about silver? </s>
<s> I had some glorious tamales last night for dinner. Pretty sad that that is the highlight. [INST] I personally prefer tafemales [/INST] โ˜œ(๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸโ˜œ) </s>
<s> I'm glad you're good, and I'm happy you ask! [INST] ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘ [/INST] So how's your day today going so far? </s>
<s> Should I be upset? [INST] "Most likely" [/INST] FUCK </s>
<s> New Year's Eve. [INST] Cool. Just curious, was it your SO? Makes sense for NYE [/INST] Nope, it was all family members. </s>
<s> That's awesome glad you are happy๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ [INST] Thank you! I hope ou have a wonderful day! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Š [/INST] You too๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ </s>
<s> I meant jog, sorry :/ Actually kinda feel bad about that typo. [INST] Oh ok I will if I remember but I can't guarantee I will [/INST] I mean you seem like a pretty fit guy so you'll be fine without the extra exercise anyways :p </s>
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Dare [/INST] Go eat a hotdog </s>
<s> I couldn't say, never cuddled before. [INST] Time to experience the joy of cuddling with no sexual expectation. [/INST] ...what? </s>
<s> My boyfriend and I signed our first lease together and I couldn't be more excited. What made you happy today? [INST] Nothing yet [/INST] Well good thing the day isn't over yet! </s>
<s> uh well *hello* [INST] *hello* uh well do you um want to continue in PM's? [/INST] Well that was adorable. </s>
<s> Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!! [INST] Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy? [/INST] No idea! Don't wanna know till the day of arrival! </s>
<s> We've been together for five years! [INST] Kudos to both of you. [/INST] Thank you! </s>
<s> How 'bout this blizzard, huh? [INST] I wish I had snow in my place. I never saw snow in my life [/INST] It gets old fast. </s>
<s> Whenever the sick starts to smell. Which is usually every couple of days. [INST] I told you that was weird. Also, now I know your reddit account. [/INST] He's spot on. </s>
<s> Truth please ๐Ÿ˜† [INST] Which of your senses would you be willing to lose tomorrow? [/INST] Oh god. I actually don't know. Either sight or hearing, I'm not sure. </s>
<s> Damn, I knew it. Wait... Should I be trusting you? [INST] "It is decidedly so" [/INST] Not gonna lie, I'm questioning my girlfriend. I thought she was only half gay. Am I wrong? </s>
<s> Next Friday (8 days from now) I will have teeth again. I will eat a burger and chips for dinner. I am so excited. [INST] I now had my braces for 4 days. Hate it. Need to keep them 1 year/ 1 and a half year more [/INST] Oh no :( Well in a year or so you can post that your braces free and I will celebrate with you. <...
<s> Sunshine [INST] Orange [/INST] Citrus </s>
<s> I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out? [INST] Does anyone know you are there ? [/INST] I really doubt so </s>
<s> Death Eater [INST] I have no idea what that is :D [/INST] Sorry lol it's more Harry Potter stuff </s>
<s> What bit you? [INST] Every summer, I end up getting bit by a huge amount of mosquitos. [/INST] Can totally relate. Haven't you got any mosquito repellent? </s>
<s> I'll bring the sex toys [INST] I'll bring the sex [/INST] I'm Nana - I'll bring blindfolds. *winks* </s>
<s> The adventure zone! [INST] Should I start from the beginning? [/INST] They have an episode 1.5 abridged, if you aren't too sure. It's great tho </s>
<s> What's your go-to for depression relief? [INST] Netfix and music. Also cuddling with my kitty [/INST] Can we get a picture of your kitty?? </s>
<s> No, and I doubt there ever will be. :( [INST] Where do you live? [/INST] The sunny land of Australia. </s>
<s> Favorite Non-Word? [INST] Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch [/INST] Y'all'd've is my favorite abomination of a word </s>
<s> I'd like to date Nina Dobrev or Selena Gomez. I'd like to be friends with Seth Rogen. [INST] Ninaaa. The perfect combo of cute and sexy. [/INST] Dream girl for sure! </s>
<s> Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition [INST] Truth [/INST] What is your most pathetic fap? </s>
<s> :p How so? [INST] Stop making me type things uggghhhhhhhhhhh [/INST] Uwah! I'm sorry :o </s>
<s> Always. Sadly they sometimes talk back [INST] Wat [/INST] I was implying schizophrenia </s>
<s> Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition [INST] Truth [/INST] What do others see as your biggest flaw? </s>
<s> My husband drove me to work today [INST] Were you planning on making poor choices and now he threw you off? [/INST] Whenever someone tells me to make good choices I just say "you know I don't!" Which is true. </s>
<s> Cool! My wife and I were ecstatic when we won a car in 2009; and then again in 2011! [INST] Wow you won 2 cars? That's awesome! [/INST] Yes! Still entering more contests every day! </s>
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Lets go dare!! [/INST] I dare you to kill 7 1/2 people </s>
<s> What did people eat for lunch? [INST] Chick-fil-A of course...because the first step is admitting you have an addiction. [/INST] Them spicy chicken sammiches tho. They give me such shits, but they is so good. </s>
<s> Can I help you with anything? [INST] I'm just looking, thanks [/INST] Found the introvert. </s>
<s> That's also my subreddit :D [INST] YAY!! [/INST] Nobody went on it :I </s>
<s> was no one using protection during chlamydia fest 2017? [INST] apparently not. I dont know how chlamydia gets around though. [/INST] Hand-holding, I think. Or if you imagine them with no clothes on you instantly get it. </s>
<s> if you need someone to talk to, i can be someone [INST] thanks [/INST] T H A N K S H A N K S </s>
<s> Sometime this week, wake up up early and make your parents breakfast in bed [INST] I can sorta do the breakfast part, but the bed part probably won't happen. [/INST] Awesome! </s>
<s> Congrats man, thats great. What school are you headed to? [INST] University of Guelph! [/INST] It's beautiful there! </s>
<s> Please consider whether you can answer your own question. [INST] I can do that, but I prefer to have your opinion. [/INST] Can you elaborate on that? </s>
<s> Agony Uncle. Tell me your problems [INST] Dear Agony Uncle, What is the best way to get out of an awkward situation? [/INST] Give me a scenario? </s>