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<s> *still resisting urge...must resist* [INST] You got this. I believe in you. [/INST] So, what do you do? </s> |
<s> I fuckin hate emojis but I use them anyways 👌🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥👌 [INST] The fire emoji is one of the few in my regular rotation. 🔥🤙🏻🌊 are all you need really. [/INST] 💁 </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Will my preschooler ever start sleeping in her own bed again? [/INST] "Without a doubt" </s> |
<s> I want to think of something good for you... so be patient. I will come back with something! [INST] Oh, thank you! That's very kind! I eagerly await what you create! [/INST] You made a rhyme :D </s> |
<s> There are two kinds of people in the world.
People who pee in the shower, and liars.... [INST] Agreed. [/INST] I do something even crazier. I pee in the shower and brush my teeth in it. It saves time. </s> |
<s> Its settled then. u/AntaresNull is our god. [INST] Bow down, mortals. [/INST] I would but I have a bad knee. </s> |
<s> If I ask you a question will you reply? [INST] Go ahead. [/INST] Are you my aunt </s> |
<s> Nice. You a big fan of chess? [INST] Yeah. [/INST] You play it often or do you just play it when you can? </s> |
<s> I thought the rule was half your age plus seven. [INST] This meets that - 23+7 is 30, so he's in the clear. [/INST] Half of 56 is not 23. It's 28. </s> |
<s> Yes! Do you like pickles? Those can have a nice crunch [INST] Adding that to my list! The hot ones are my favorite! [/INST] Look for Wickles. </s> |
<s> Coffee, but I did finish a bottle of wine this morning :) [INST] A bottle of wine in the morning is a pretty interesting lifestyle choice haha [/INST] I tend to drink when I have no money to go do something interesting with my life lol </s> |
<s> Tell me your favorite movie and I'll tell you whether I've seen it or not. [INST] I have many favorites but I'll just list one: Smoke Signals. [/INST] Hadn't heard of it before, but a movie depicting modern Native Americans does sound promising. </s> |
<s> I didn't get my first kiss until I was 25. Is anyonelse behind like me? [INST] 19 and coming in strong [/INST] Same.. </s> |
<s> What other reasons come to mind? [INST] Many reasons [/INST] Can you elaborate on that? </s> |
<s> I Have To Say I Honestly Don't Know Yours [INST] Couldn't find all the ones I wanted, but u was trying to get Moana [/INST] ah crap I should've known! XD </s> |
<s> TBH no [INST] Why not? It's the obvious thing to do. [/INST] Didn't think much of it </s> |
<s> Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me. [INST] What's your favorite animal? [/INST] A platypus :) What's yours? </s> |
<s> If it makes you feel better. Ive done this with $200 in Washington DC. Sucks [INST] Oh man, did you lose it completely? [/INST] yea it was gone. I was trying to buy drugs anyway sooo I could only get SO mad </s> |
<s> Well do you live in my area lol [INST] Picture!! [/INST] and how would I do that? </s> |
<s> Hey - have you done your assignment???? yep, thought so! Get on with it! [INST] I will. Tomorrow. [/INST] What's it on? I'll help! hahahaha </s> |
<s> You did the thing!
I'll gladly take a truth or dare from you. [INST] Your turn now....
Guilty pleasure porn genre? [/INST] I'll pm you because people I know may know my username. </s> |
<s> Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites [INST] No, I havent [/INST] Well then I suggest either of those should be your next binge watch if you run out. </s> |
<s> I read that title completely wrong. I'm very glad that you're OK. [INST] I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people [/INST] i mean 49 people thats reasonable but 50?! </s> |
<s> um okay that's one way to answer questions..
something wrong? [INST] nah [/INST] hahah clearly- two of them are song lyrics so y'know
how r u </s> |
<s> No idea. She'll probably want to watch Tangled again [INST] ..My young niece had a phase when we would always have to watch Frozen. [/INST] Haha my sisters were like that a couple of years ago. I do like Tangled though. </s> |
<s> Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck [INST] What's his name? [/INST] I'm the his, I asked out a her. </s> |
<s> What's the best German joke you know? [INST] Austria. [/INST] Grrrrrrrrr </s> |
<s> Currently waiting on two belated birthday gifts :) [INST] Happy Birthday! [/INST] Aw, thank you! </s> |
<s> What was one positive thing that happened to you today? [INST] I got a job offer [/INST] Woo Hoo! big or small company? is the pay going to be sufficient? </s> |
<s> What's your favorite country other than your own? [INST] That feeling when you don't see your own country in the comments :( [/INST] Which country is that? Because I'll say it </s> |
<s> I had a crappy day, work was too stressful and had too much greasy food for dinner.
Meh. [INST] Hope you feel better soon [/INST] Thank you, I am sure I will be soon. </s> |
<s> Nice flair. I like it. [INST] Your flair is A DIRTY ROTTEN LIAR. :) [/INST] Now now, we must all be supportive of our fellow cult-mates. *stares* </s> |
<s> Fantastic! What is your plan for the date? [INST] I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner [/INST] Call your cousin and go bowling!!! </s> |
<s> There are two kinds of people in the world.
People who pee in the shower, and liars.... [INST] >people who admit to peeing in the shower, and liars
That's how I've always heard it anyways [/INST] True, but the first one is more light-hearted </s> |
<s> At the bus stop. Class starts in five minutes. Woops. [INST] Which class? [/INST] Auditing. Luckily the instructor didn't mind. </s> |
<s> Ducks ^(ugg) [INST] Nintendo [/INST] Gameboy ^(I'm old) </s> |
<s> Last year we made a Valentines day playlist, let's do it again! What is your favorite love song or valentines song? [INST] First day of my life - bright eyes
Pale bleu eyes - Velvet underground [/INST] Ill add them during my office hours later today! </s> |
<s> Sexually [INST] No they're bonding because they could become a mother and son [/INST] Sexually. </s> |
<s> I can't really think of anything... except that I used to be a pagan. :p [INST] That's kind of cool, what are you now? [/INST] Atheist. To be fair, I never was really practicing, but it's never something I told anyone. :p </s> |
<s> Agreed. [INST] I do something even crazier. I pee in the shower and brush my teeth in it. It saves time. [/INST] I pee+brush teeth+wash face in it. I rarely use the sink anymore. </s> |
<s> Alex The Creator? Not Tyler?
Nice, I've messed around with FL Studio a bit too. [INST] Shit just noticed the error thnx
Yeah it's better than ableton studio in my opinion. [/INST] It is definitely a lot more user friendly than ableton. Too bad it's still in beta for Mac. </s> |
<s> Worst you've ever been embarrassed by a family member. [INST] Pantsed, underwear and all, during happy birthday song at my 8th birthday by my little brother. [/INST] Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn </s> |
<s> Unless you're my wife, probably not. [INST] Pidgeon? [/INST] You're not doing anything creative with your boredom. Signing out. </s> |
<s> happy birthday to you lol [INST] Aww thank you very much! Enjoy your special day and stay safe. :) [/INST] It's not a special day it's just a day that makes me more depressed </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Antidisestablishmentarianism [/INST] Politics </s> |
<s> Don't leave us hanging dude [INST] 2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner. [/INST] Hmm. That's pretty groedy </s> |
<s> Let's talk about videogames [INST] Is it worth talking about LoL? [/INST] only if it's on the current meta </s> |
<s> Let's play a game! [INST] "The future has a plan, there is no fate in what you make for yourself" [/INST] Terminator? </s> |
<s> At least having already said "HEY" to the cute girl in church [INST] *Same here, I can't even say 'hi' to a girl I like...* [/INST] At least you guys like someone, I don't even know a cute and nice girl... </s> |
<s> My friend told me to kill myself :/ [INST] Fuck those losers, I'll /we'll be your friend [/INST] Thanks :) </s> |
<s> So i've been pronouncing "decorative" wrong my whole life [INST] I used to pronounce "aVENger" as "AVenger" (pronounced sorta like "average"). [/INST] Makes sense actually, given "scavenger" </s> |
<s> My girlfriend is on a date with my oldest son and I couldn't be happier!!! [INST] The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating [/INST] I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant. </s> |
<s> Canaries [INST] Song [/INST] Africa by Toto </s> |
<s> Hey, I live in Chicago. [INST] What's Chicago like? [/INST] Cold as fuck, diverse neighborhoods, ridiculous taxes. Great falafel. </s> |
<s> It'll happen some day, don't sweat it. [INST] Shh! Don't tell him lies! [/INST] Savage </s> |
<s> Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir. [INST] Same, Ireland here! [/INST] Congrats from Ireland! </s> |
<s> That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. [INST] You should get a whole cat, you'd feel better. [/INST] He's 25 lbs, so he's almost 2 whole cats. </s> |
<s> Hope nobody sees/notices your username from work. [INST] Do you tell your coworkers your reddit username? [/INST] They always see me on Reddit but don't know what it is lol </s> |
<s> Food/groceries. Healthy eating is ridiculously expensive [INST] Define healthy eating. [/INST] Food with nutrition. </s> |
<s> I'm in ISS please talk to me about anything [INST] Not to ruin the fun, but have you done the homework? [/INST] yes mother! I finished it around noon! </s> |
<s> I'm awake because it's daytime right here ;) [INST] Are you on the east coast? Or in Europe? [/INST] Europe </s> |
<s> That's pretty sad. [INST] yep lol [/INST] Do you have any family? </s> |
<s> Danish. SKÅÅÅÅL for satan da! [INST] Duger Svenska för i helvete? [/INST] Tai ehkä suomea? </s> |
<s> Anyone else sick and lonely today? [INST] Not sick, but just lonely.
I have no classes tomorrow so I get to enjoy extra sleeping [/INST] I stayed in today. How are you feeling? </s> |
<s> Taking the bus when it's raining is probably one of the worst decisions you could ever take. [INST] *Why?* [/INST] Because it'd probably be crowded and the rain would make traffic a slug. </s> |
<s> What is your go to entertainment? [INST] Hulu for sure. Otherwise, PC games. [/INST] What games are you playing? </s> |
<s> Teleportation [INST] You can only use this on airplanes. So, you still have to *buy* the tickets and pack your bags. [/INST] Still, you could step onto a cheaper flight. Or just run on the plane with a thick coat... </s> |
<s> Roller Coaster [INST] of loooove~ [/INST] tune </s> |
<s> So my country just suffered a Coup d'État [INST] Communism rule here, so life is not that good too, under dictatorship since 1975 now. [/INST] Where is that? </s> |
<s> It feels like alcohol is overly prevalent in basically all social settings. [INST] Tea over alcohol any day. [/INST] Hot Cocoa > Tea all day.
Fight me. :P </s> |
<s> Really not even a fan of text conversations so well even more if it's a serious conversation. [INST] > Really not even a fan of text conversations
hi [/INST] suppp </s> |
<s> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!! [INST] oh my god [/INST] > god
God is fake 😐. So take your bible 📙 and stick it up your ASS!!! 🍑😑 </s> |
<s> Wutang?? What's that? [INST] Wat [/INST] I don't know anymore LOL </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] i'll pick truth [/INST] secret fetish? </s> |
<s> Butts are important. My girlfriend has a cute butt as well [INST] lies [/INST] i dont lie </s> |
<s> nah [INST] hahah clearly- two of them are song lyrics so y'know
how r u [/INST] idk tbh hbu </s> |
<s> I appreciate kind and caring characters. Everyone's just so pissed off and cynical nowadays. [INST] I can definitely understand that idea. Any examples you particularly like? [/INST] Nausicaa, both movie Nausicaa and comic Nausicaa. </s> |
<s> I'm skimming through, and I'm super intrigued by these remixes. [INST] I really love the Skin Companion EP II. [/INST] More driving music for my commutes! Thank you. </s> |
<s> haha, well it already happened actually! [INST] Nice dude! Come over here and I'll give you your third! [/INST] Well that's weird. </s> |
<s> have a good name for a car? or like 5 questions? [INST] 1. Power
Hit
I survived the weekend
Too many options
Fly home! [/INST] POWER.
nah, kia souls are tiny little things </s> |
<s> Pegging [INST] yeesh [/INST] I'm bisexual anyway </s> |
<s> Truth [INST] Would you suck your dad's dick for a million bucks? [/INST] Nope. Anotha one.. </s> |
<s> I spend the thousand bucks on a hooker and then wander into the bed store for a nap. [INST] Well played. But it depends -- which bed store? [/INST] I'd be fine with Sears or Macys tbh. </s> |
<s> Redditors, let's play a casual game! [INST] Who is your favorite superhero? [/INST] Captain America! </s> |
<s> A good sense in humor! [INST] Also, **same** sense of humor! [/INST] instant friend crush!! </s> |
<s> The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating [INST] I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant. [/INST] Haha </s> |
<s> Elotes?! [INST] Yes!!!! But in a cup lol [/INST] FYI elotes in a cup = esquites </s> |
<s> What video games have you been playing? [INST] Pokemon Moon mostly, but I can't wait for Breath of the Wild. [/INST] Breath of the Wild looks awesome÷ </s> |
<s> Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? [INST] Some people just don't make funny jokes I gotta say [/INST] I thought it was kinda funny. Remember, this is r happy! </s> |
<s> President Elect Donald Trump. [INST] That's not sad, that's exciting.
MAGA [/INST] yikes </s> |
<s> Nope unfortunately I didn't and it just stopped snowing. [INST] Aww, maybe next time. [/INST] Yeah, it might not snow for the rest of the year. </s> |
<s> I love all of your usernames. [INST] Do you like my username? [/INST] My brother would. </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Where will it be? [/INST] "Outlook good" </s> |
<s> This is my last one for the night. Biggest regret? [INST] Ignoring my gut instinct about the guy who asked me out and ended up raping me. [/INST] What a fucking piece of shit. Are you doing better? </s> |
<s> Good luck. I don't know why you'd need it, but good luck anyways. [INST] To not cry or trip. Haha. Thank you. :) [/INST] > not cry
are you insane
you ought to be sobbing on your wedding day </s> |
<s> I'm doing pretty good. [INST] That's good!(: [/INST] ,
😀😊☺ </s> |
<s> The Power Rangers movie [INST] Nice, I want to watch that movie this weekend hopefully, if I have time! [/INST] 😀😊☺ </s> |
<s> If I ask you a question will you reply? [INST] Ask. [/INST] I love you? </s> |
<s> Not much, you? [INST] Meh, just chillin. But I'll be overwhelmed with school work after this week. [/INST] I feel that :( School sucks, but it won't last forever. You'll be out soon enough. </s> |
<s> I seem to have chosen wisely [INST] You have, young grasshoppah. [/INST] Also, scroll to the bottom of the page </s> |
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